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- 0:01Speaker 1: Happy birthday to j Lo Jennifer Lopez. Happy birthday the
- 0:04Speaker 1: Kadem Hardison. Happy breath to the Kyle Kazuma from the NBA.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Have birtha the one only Barry Bonds. Happy birth to
- 0:10Speaker 1: the Linda Carter, the original wonder Woman. I remember she
- 0:13Speaker 1: had that rope of truth. I never wanted my mother
- 0:15Speaker 1: to get hold of that.
- 0:17Speaker 2: There's the day that he's around the corner with miss Johnson.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Please.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Carl Malone. You know he's been called
- 0:25Speaker 1: the worst man in the NBA. Yeah, yes, yeah, Happy
- 0:29Speaker 1: birthday the Anne Nasby. Happy birthday the Rick Fox. Happy
- 0:32Speaker 1: breath to the Ray for Austin. Happy breath to the
- 0:34Speaker 1: Skip to Malou.
- 0:37Speaker 4: He's the same person, you know, Skip to Maloo.
- 0:39Speaker 2: He's the only and One athlete to make it to
- 0:42Speaker 2: the NBA. Yeah, and he was a bad dude.
- 0:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 0:44Speaker 1: And I've seen a lot of the bad dudes in
- 0:46Speaker 1: N one, but not a lot of dudes from and
- 0:49Speaker 1: one and the NBA. That's a that's a hell of
- 0:51Speaker 1: a thing. Happy birth to the Amelia Earhard. Happy birth
- 0:53Speaker 1: of the Javan Belcher, a former NBA NFL linebacker. You
- 0:57Speaker 1: remember the one tragically took his own life and the
- 1:00Speaker 1: life of his girlfriend.
- 1:02Speaker 2: That was tough.
- 1:03Speaker 1: We got a great show line up for you, of
- 1:05Speaker 1: course it is what had happened was Friday, And if
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- 2:03Speaker 6: Uh Pete Heggsmith Hegseth is not apologizing for that Blue
- 2:06Speaker 6: Angels low flyover and Pensacola. Did you see all those
- 2:10Speaker 6: people on the beach and they the planes were flying
- 2:14Speaker 6: so low like it was it literally looks so dangerous
- 2:19Speaker 6: and they were like, you know, this type of maneuver,
- 2:21Speaker 6: even though it's spectacular to watch, it's very dangerous. But
- 2:24Speaker 6: Pete Hegseth says these flyovers will continue until morale improves.
- 2:29Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's like, forget about the safety of the
- 2:32Speaker 6: people in Pensacola.
- 2:35Speaker 2: But one time when I remember in that strapped said,
- 2:37Speaker 2: hell of a thing. Yeah it is.
- 2:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, man, he he instead of checking
- 2:44Speaker 1: for a test, that's wrong, the service for test that's
- 2:46Speaker 1: wrong because I think that's getting tested in.
- 2:48Speaker 2: The Middle East anyway. But we need to be testing intelligence.
- 2:54Speaker 4: That they're never going to do that.
- 2:57Speaker 6: But speaking of going to the top, r Kelly apparently
- 3:00Speaker 6: straight to the top. He's asking Trump to commute his
- 3:02Speaker 6: thirty year sentence. He Ford filed formally last week. But
- 3:07Speaker 6: you know, of course people are on social media send
- 3:10Speaker 6: you know, should he shouldn't need?
- 3:11Speaker 2: Does that make sense.
- 3:12Speaker 1: If we got that, if it were if it were
- 3:13Speaker 1: a federal charge and he had the bread, of course
- 3:15Speaker 1: he get out.
- 3:16Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 3:16Speaker 4: Of course Boosey.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Tried to do it too. He tried to put down
- 3:22Speaker 2: thousand for some freedom today.
- 3:24Speaker 6: Yeah, it didn't work out so well for Boosey.
- 3:27Speaker 4: D is overpal.
- 3:29Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny, you know how when you
- 3:32Speaker 2: give white supremacist money to get to get the ik
- 3:35Speaker 2: they built jail. That's what they did. And that's what's trender.
- 3:40Speaker 2: She's jazz, It's the Jazzy Report. I'm a D. L.
- 3:46Speaker 8: Hugh.
- 3:49Speaker 6: The Senate has overwhelmingly passed a bipartisan bill aimed at
- 3:52Speaker 6: lowering housing costs, sending the legislation to the House. The
- 3:56Speaker 6: twenty first Century Road to Housing Act includes measures that
- 3:59Speaker 6: we wave environmental review requirements for some housing construction projects,
- 4:04Speaker 6: encouraging renovating aging homes, and incentivized incentivized communities to build
- 4:09Speaker 6: more housing.
- 4:10Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a hiding housing.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Sure, they said, for the first time in forty years,
- 4:15Speaker 1: you know, the average age of home ownership now is forty.
- 4:19Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's not just in my opinion, I think
- 4:23Speaker 6: there's housing out there it's just so unaffordable.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Then it's not outdacious.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Because first we had the thing of these corporations would
- 4:31Speaker 1: buy all the houses and the zilos and all those people.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Now it's just I think, really people are having a
- 4:38Speaker 1: hard time making the income to That's what.
- 4:40Speaker 6: I think it is too, especially when you consider you
- 4:42Speaker 6: have to have what the what is the first last
- 4:44Speaker 6: month's rent and a security deposit. It's like that's an
- 4:47Speaker 6: apartment a lot. Well I'm just saying a security deposit. Yeah,
- 4:51Speaker 6: but I mean even for apartments, it's still housing. You know,
- 4:54Speaker 6: people who are looking to buy, you know, or or
- 4:56Speaker 6: to rent anything. It's just so Yeah. Australia has introduced
- 5:02Speaker 6: a medical treatment that allows doctors to freeze tumors and
- 5:05Speaker 6: relieve severe pain without opening a patient up. The technology
- 5:09Speaker 6: uses magnetic resonance imaging to guide freezing probes directly into
- 5:14Speaker 6: cancerous growths. Once the temperature drops to a critical level
- 5:17Speaker 6: the cancer level, the cancer cells are destroyed, and they
- 5:20Speaker 6: say it works particularly for complex or hard to reach
- 5:23Speaker 6: parts in the body.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Freezing that's pretty incredible.
- 5:28Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Well, I mean, if you can target the cancer cells
- 5:30Speaker 6: specifically without cutting somebody open, that's pretty pretty cool.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Yikes.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Well, there you go. That'll start your weekend off with
- 5:38Speaker 1: a bang. All right, listen, we have great callers this week,
- 5:41Speaker 1: and if you missed them, do not worry. They're coming
- 5:43Speaker 1: up directly on the DL Hugan Show. Of course, we
- 5:45Speaker 1: ask another baby damn situation.
- 5:48Speaker 6: Yeah, baby, I'm going out of town with my girls
- 5:51Speaker 6: for the weekend.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Can you keep the kids?
- 5:52Speaker 7: I'll keep my kids, but you got to take your
- 5:54Speaker 7: son to his dad's house or to your mom's.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I'm not taking care of a child that's not mine.
- 5:58Speaker 4: Are you serious? Right now?
- 5:59Speaker 2: You had that child out outside of this marriage.
- 6:01Speaker 4: That's your problem, not mine.
- 6:02Speaker 7: Wow, I meant what I said.
- 6:04Speaker 1: She asked her oh man to keep the baby she
- 6:07Speaker 1: had us, Yeah, while she went on the girl's fair,
- 6:12Speaker 1: and he.
- 6:12Speaker 2: Said, nah, I ain't doing that. So what do you think?
- 6:13Speaker 2: We leave it up to you? Davis, Right, We're gonna
- 6:16Speaker 2: leave that up to you.
- 6:16Speaker 9: You said it all depends. He's not wrong. If they're
- 6:21Speaker 9: married and they don't have no kids and she had
- 6:23Speaker 9: one on him, then I'm not watching you shouldn't have
- 6:26Speaker 9: to watch. But they have other kids and that happened
- 6:30Speaker 9: technically by law, that is still his child.
- 6:33Speaker 8: So it's like a yes and no ordeal.
- 6:35Speaker 9: If they don't have any kids and this baby come along,
- 6:38Speaker 9: then no, you find your own babysitter. But if there's
- 6:40Speaker 9: other kids involved, like they need to be with their siblings,
- 6:43Speaker 9: why can't you.
- 6:45Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, my.
- 6:46Speaker 10: Whole thing is this, if we stayed with us, don't
- 6:48Speaker 10: l to get bad now. You put your foot down, La.
- 6:52Speaker 10: You should it a long time ago in there, but no,
- 6:55Speaker 10: stay with her, So go ahead and give her that
- 6:58Speaker 10: little supporter she needs.
- 7:00Speaker 5: I'm saying that's tray.
- 7:02Speaker 7: Well.
- 7:03Speaker 11: I can't speak on their situation personally, but my experiences
- 7:07Speaker 11: has always been a double standard between men and women.
- 7:10Speaker 11: Men can have outside babies on their wives, and their
- 7:14Speaker 11: wives are expected to accept this child into the household
- 7:17Speaker 11: and to the family. But when it comes to a man,
- 7:20Speaker 11: it's always a different situation. He can't accept the things
- 7:24Speaker 11: that he expects women to accept.
- 7:28Speaker 7: I just want to say, it's twenty twenty six and
- 7:31Speaker 7: it's sad that the level of disrespect that's in our
- 7:34Speaker 7: black family, and this is a question that is self explanatory.
- 7:39Speaker 7: Anyone that has, anyone that's grown know the answer already
- 7:44Speaker 7: to this question right here. But we'll steer as a
- 7:47Speaker 7: as a race of people, we'll steer entertaining this.
- 7:51Speaker 12: This type of stuff.
- 7:52Speaker 7: How can we ever go forward and come out of
- 7:55Speaker 7: the rut that we in? I just don't understand that.
- 7:58Speaker 8: She has something of even asking the man to watch
- 8:02Speaker 8: her outside kid. But it was good to him to
- 8:06Speaker 8: still be with her after she's had an outside kid.
- 8:09Speaker 8: But women kill me as soon as they have all
- 8:11Speaker 8: these children.
- 8:12Speaker 13: Now they want to go out of time to have
- 8:14Speaker 13: another life. Get through with your kids.
- 8:17Speaker 8: Stay, take time with.
- 8:18Speaker 13: Them, and do what you need to do for them.
- 8:20Speaker 13: And once you get feends with those kids, then you
- 8:23Speaker 13: could go out and have another life. But stay home
- 8:26Speaker 13: and keep your own kids.
- 8:27Speaker 5: Oh yes, hell, yes, he's wrong.
- 8:30Speaker 10: If there was such a problem for her to get
- 8:32Speaker 10: pregnant during the marriage, why did he stay in the marriage.
- 8:36Speaker 7: So yes, he's wrong, He.
- 8:38Speaker 11: Is absolutely wrong.
- 8:41Speaker 14: He should have stayed and left them out of the marriage,
- 8:45Speaker 14: left the marriage and everything else if he was going
- 8:48Speaker 14: to act like that.
- 8:49Speaker 15: If you can't handle it, be gone.
- 8:51Speaker 8: That's it.
- 8:53Speaker 12: If you have accepted the woman and you've forgiven her
- 8:56Speaker 12: for stepping outside the marriage, then you definitely should keep
- 8:59Speaker 12: your child because you got to let go of all
- 9:01Speaker 12: that hatred or whatever it is that you're holding. So
- 9:04Speaker 12: if you've forgiving a woman you steal one, then you
- 9:06Speaker 12: keep the child. If you don't want to keep the
- 9:07Speaker 12: child and then lead a woman alone and let it
- 9:08Speaker 12: go about a.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Business, it's the day he will show you a twenty
- 9:11Speaker 1: twenty six edition. This is what Fawcet, i popular YouTuber,
- 9:14Speaker 1: said about whether you dave black women or not.
- 9:17Speaker 16: Would I ever date a black girl?
- 9:19Speaker 4: I mean yeah, But see, like my taste.
- 9:22Speaker 16: In black women's a little bit more refined than the
- 9:24Speaker 16: average black women you find nowadays.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Like I like the Lauren Hale.
- 9:28Speaker 16: Type of black women, you know, the Pam Greer or
- 9:30Speaker 16: the Tisha Campbell kind of black women. Like why is
- 9:34Speaker 16: it every time I walk through a mall or I
- 9:36Speaker 16: walked into a convenience store, all the women there look
- 9:38Speaker 16: like glow Rilla or sexy Red. It's like those women
- 9:41Speaker 16: just look like science experiments from the CIA meant to
- 9:44Speaker 16: destroy the Black community. So like, if you're saying that, hey, man,
- 9:48Speaker 16: do you think like low Rilla, sexy Hell no. Now,
- 9:51Speaker 16: if you got me a girl that looked like Patrice Russian,
- 9:54Speaker 16: then all day, every day, let's get a kraken. But
- 9:57Speaker 16: I'm not gonna curse my children with a mother that goes.
- 10:01Speaker 1: You know, one of the things I do like about people.
- 10:03Speaker 1: I like when people give you their unvarnished opinion, and
- 10:06Speaker 1: that's really and you don't have to hear it or
- 10:09Speaker 1: like it. No, I don't necessarily like what he is
- 10:12Speaker 1: saying or that he is saying it. But I you know,
- 10:15Speaker 1: that's that would ever be on my radar unless you
- 10:18Speaker 1: know we were doing this show.
- 10:19Speaker 2: But do you think he had a point. We're going
- 10:20Speaker 2: to the fums.
- 10:21Speaker 17: You know, I would be the first take offense to
- 10:24Speaker 17: a white person saying something derogatory against our race. But
- 10:29Speaker 17: it's like throwing alarm clock in the gray yard.
- 10:32Speaker 5: We need to wake up. So what he said, you
- 10:35Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.
- 10:35Speaker 17: When he says a scientific experiment trying to destroy the
- 10:40Speaker 17: black race, it is.
- 10:42Speaker 5: And we need to wake up and get our act together.
- 10:45Speaker 5: So I mean, you know, I don't.
- 10:46Speaker 7: I don't.
- 10:47Speaker 12: I really don't take offense to what he's saying.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Man, you know, we need to get it together. You
- 10:51Speaker 5: know and stop being so stop being so ghetto.
- 10:56Speaker 18: I think the message was fought on maybe not the
- 11:00Speaker 18: right messenger, however, that is his choice, that is his preference.
- 11:06Speaker 18: And the one thing he forgot in that message was
- 11:10Speaker 18: the black women and the young girls that you see
- 11:13Speaker 18: out and about with their bonnets and their pajamas. Don't
- 11:17Speaker 18: know man of any caliber or quality man wants to
- 11:22Speaker 18: date a woman that comes out looking like that.
- 11:25Speaker 10: I mean, I don't have a problem with what the
- 11:28Speaker 10: guy saying. He's right, who wants the you know, the
- 11:33Speaker 10: no get old woman today? You know, he wants a
- 11:35Speaker 10: more refined woman. And I have no problem with that.
- 11:38Speaker 10: And I don't see why wadia have a problem with it.
- 11:40Speaker 10: He don't want that, So why is it wrong if
- 11:43Speaker 10: a white man say that.
- 11:45Speaker 19: As a black woman, I totally agree with him. I
- 11:48Speaker 19: also teach high school and the colored wigs and all
- 11:52Speaker 19: of that. It's the meaning to the real beauty of
- 11:54Speaker 19: a black woman. Now, don't get me wrong. We a
- 11:57Speaker 19: Vivee Good took some glow, real hits, but it shakeson red,
- 12:01Speaker 19: looks like a walking ass tray with khul Aid Spiel
- 12:03Speaker 19: did it. I cannot deal with the colored hair and I.
- 12:06Speaker 10: Agree with him totally.
- 12:08Speaker 3: It is not beautiful.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Who you think is the greatest toxic father of all time?
- 12:15Speaker 2: The greatest?
- 12:16Speaker 1: Now I wouldn't necessarily call these people toxic, but I
- 12:20Speaker 1: think by today's standards, who is the greatest toxic father
- 12:24Speaker 1: of all time?
- 12:26Speaker 8: Yeah, if you asked Peter Turner, I think it was Ike.
- 12:29Speaker 5: Ike was Ike was because you know that was that
- 12:32Speaker 5: was her daddy.
- 12:33Speaker 7: So yeah, yeah, let's throw Ike out there.
- 12:36Speaker 15: Joseph Jackson, Yes, he was, really he was.
- 12:40Speaker 18: First of all, he was an ocissist.
- 12:41Speaker 15: He wanted everything his way.
- 12:43Speaker 14: He did have some good qualities, but his toxicity overshadowed
- 12:48Speaker 14: all of those things. He always had to be a
- 12:51Speaker 14: part of everything his kids did.
- 12:53Speaker 7: He just he.
- 12:54Speaker 14: Ruled with a really hard hand and sometimes it was
- 12:58Speaker 14: just over the top.
- 12:59Speaker 18: He had just big, toxic ways.
- 13:02Speaker 5: The greatest toxic father, I would have to say Joe
- 13:05Speaker 5: Jackson just his whole outfit.
- 13:07Speaker 14: Man.
- 13:08Speaker 5: He tried to, you know, take his well, he took
- 13:10Speaker 5: his family to the top, and he tried to protect
- 13:12Speaker 5: his family. So I'm looking at his toxic and overprotective.
- 13:16Speaker 5: But I had to give it to Joe Jackson.
- 13:19Speaker 19: Donald Trump is the worst of all time, five kids,
- 13:23Speaker 19: three baby mamas, and then some.
- 13:26Speaker 15: Joe Jackson baby.
- 13:28Speaker 5: So he would Mike tell Mike turned out grateful with
- 13:32Speaker 5: doom for me.
- 13:34Speaker 20: Unequivocally, without a doubt, it's Daddy the barge. All the
- 13:40Speaker 20: heinous and despicable things he did to the daughter, and
- 13:44Speaker 20: not get the daughter, but.
- 13:45Speaker 12: The son's too.
- 13:47Speaker 20: It's no wonder that a few of them that ended
- 13:51Speaker 20: their lives tragically. As I said, unequivocally, Daddy the barge.
- 13:58Speaker 1: So it's what it happened. Was and studies, I was
- 14:00Speaker 1: a seventy five percent of woman. Would not marry somebody
- 14:02Speaker 1: who was unemployed? With your programs, would you marry somebody
- 14:07Speaker 1: who was? That seems such a redundant question, but we're
- 14:12Speaker 1: gonna ask it anyway.
- 14:13Speaker 2: You said, I.
- 14:14Speaker 21: Did marry someone that didn't have a job. In fact,
- 14:18Speaker 21: they didn't have a job the first ten years of
- 14:20Speaker 21: our marriage, and I inadvertently helped them get through school
- 14:25Speaker 21: get their degree, and they properly left me and the kids.
- 14:29Speaker 20: So would I do that again?
- 14:31Speaker 8: No?
- 14:32Speaker 21: No, do I coach my daughters. Yes, do not marry
- 14:35Speaker 21: someone that's unemployed. If they're worth waiting for, wait for them.
- 14:39Speaker 21: I don't get a job, then do it.
- 14:41Speaker 22: I absolutely cannot do it. I cannot marry a woman
- 14:44Speaker 22: who doesn't.
- 14:45Speaker 12: Have a job.
- 14:46Speaker 20: I want a.
- 14:46Speaker 22: Wife, not a daughter. I feel like I have to
- 14:49Speaker 22: put you on my taxes and everything like that. Uh nah,
- 14:52Speaker 22: that couldn't happen. She got to stand on her own
- 14:53Speaker 22: two feet. I stand on my own two feet. We
- 14:55Speaker 22: put our money together and we grow.
- 14:58Speaker 15: So the question is what a marriag one unemployed? There
- 15:02Speaker 15: are two level There are levels of unemployed, and the
- 15:06Speaker 15: two right off the bat that I find acceptable are
- 15:09Speaker 15: retired or heir to a mega fortune. So we can
- 15:14Speaker 15: both island hop and country search. But yeah, retired and
- 15:19Speaker 15: and heir to a mega fortune, and we get some.
- 15:22Speaker 15: We got some to work with.
- 15:24Speaker 10: I can't afford to marry anybody who's unemployed.
- 15:27Speaker 12: I'm a professional educator.
- 15:28Speaker 5: I can bail and take care of myself. So no,
- 15:30Speaker 5: I would not marry anybody who's unemployed.
- 15:33Speaker 21: I would marry someone who's unemployed because I've been so
- 15:37Speaker 21: successful in my career, and I would share the rep
- 15:40Speaker 21: depending on how I'm treated.
- 15:42Speaker 22: Uh No, I ain't no way I can marry a
- 15:45Speaker 22: broke woman. For one, A broke woman is an itch.
- 15:48Speaker 22: If we we have nothing in commony. If you broke,
- 15:50Speaker 22: now we can have sex. I can have sex with
- 15:52Speaker 22: the broke woman.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Yeah. I might even leave something on a dresser.
- 15:54Speaker 12: But as far as.
- 15:55Speaker 22: Marrying one, no, no, no, no no, we're not going
- 15:58Speaker 22: to start off that way. That would never have a happened.
- 16:01Speaker 11: Absolutely not. I mean everything is expensive.
- 16:05Speaker 13: Everything is expensive.
- 16:06Speaker 19: Now, if it was my man and we've been together
- 16:08Speaker 19: for some years and something that's happened, then that's something
- 16:12Speaker 19: that I.
- 16:12Speaker 5: Could I can consider.
- 16:13Speaker 14: You know, you don't turn your back on your man
- 16:15Speaker 14: or your woman that you've been with and building with.
- 16:17Speaker 18: I don't care if you've got married yet or not.
- 16:19Speaker 11: But just dating a guy and he's just like, yeah,
- 16:22Speaker 11: I hang out all day at home, even if he's.
- 16:25Speaker 8: Able to support himself.
- 16:26Speaker 19: I just feel like a man and a woman needs
- 16:28Speaker 19: to be doing something every day other than not working.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Now it's time to give a deserving saying one of
- 16:32Speaker 2: the Shoeboy.
- 16:33Speaker 4: Of the Week Award, And now it's time for the
- 16:37Speaker 4: shoe Gooty of the Week Award. Name Dash is an
- 16:44Speaker 4: American entrepreneur, music producer, and executive producer.
- 16:49Speaker 2: I fool It's good, good, and terrible.
- 16:52Speaker 4: He's best known for co founding Rockefeller Records with jay
- 16:56Speaker 4: Z in nineteen ninety four stupid, and for me managing
- 17:00Speaker 4: jay Z early in his career. It's Dash is also
- 17:05Speaker 4: the co founder of the successful streetwear brand Rockaware with
- 17:09Speaker 4: jay Z. So why is Dame Dash this week's recipient
- 17:16Speaker 4: of the Shoe Booty of the Week Award? Also the
- 17:18Speaker 4: question Dame gets the shoe Booty because his disk track
- 17:25Speaker 4: was whack? Are you serious, Dame? I wouldn't be balling
- 17:29Speaker 4: if not for jay Z decided to release a dish
- 17:32Speaker 4: track about jay Z and Cameron. Oh hell no, So
- 17:38Speaker 4: right out the gate, what fifty five year old man
- 17:41Speaker 4: wants to put out a disc track. I'm not saying
- 17:44Speaker 4: it's childish, but at this age he should be dropping
- 17:47Speaker 4: off grandkids, not beats. At his age, it's not rap.
- 17:53Speaker 4: It's a midlife crisis calling nine to one one. The
- 17:59Speaker 4: sawung is called cheek Teeth. It sounds like it was
- 18:03Speaker 4: written at recess and recorded in a bathroom. It talks
- 18:07Speaker 4: about bad breath in cinnamon pooh. I hate to call
- 18:11Speaker 4: his song whack, but I did earlier. It sounds like
- 18:15Speaker 4: what happens when Ambition records without talent showing up. It
- 18:21Speaker 4: makes elevator music feel like a club banger. It's so
- 18:25Speaker 4: bad the ghostwriter ghosted it. It doesn't stop there. He's
- 18:29Speaker 4: doing a song called cheek Teeth and densher Dame's teeth
- 18:33Speaker 4: fell out his mouth live on stream TV. You can't
- 18:38Speaker 4: write stuff like that.
- 18:39Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no.
- 18:42Speaker 4: That's like fronting with no fronts. I think snaggle Puss.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Dash knows he's not hot anymore. He talks like he's
- 18:49Speaker 4: still relevant. Rockefeller Records isn't hot anymore. RockA Ware hasn't
- 18:55Speaker 4: been hot since the nineties, and no one saying yo,
- 18:58Speaker 4: Dame Dash is at this stage in his career. Da
- 19:03Speaker 4: ain't Dash should be on Shark Tank, but he really
- 19:06Speaker 4: should be on Intervention for that. I'm still a mobile addiction.
- 19:10Speaker 4: Maybe pawn Stars for that. I discovered jay Z and
- 19:13Speaker 4: Kanye story. He's away. His whole ego house is built
- 19:18Speaker 4: on past glory and that house needs renovating. Oh that's good,
- 19:24Speaker 4: and that's why for shoe Booty of the Week award
- 19:29Speaker 4: goes to name Dash. Now here's a swift kick in
- 19:37Speaker 4: the ass.
- 19:38Speaker 1: All right, it is out of the deal. He will
- 19:40Speaker 1: show you a twenty twenty six editions. So Carolyn Levit,
- 19:43Speaker 1: she is the spokesperson for the White House, right, yes,
- 19:46Speaker 1: and she's pregnant, right, So is she.
- 19:48Speaker 2: Lying for two to two? She lies?
- 19:52Speaker 3: Need kids lost.
- 19:56Speaker 1: That she had to lie twice as much because is
- 20:00Speaker 1: covering two lives?
- 20:01Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, she's not lying for one, she's lying for two.
- 20:09Speaker 1: And how did we go for still striking? And remember
- 20:13Speaker 1: a year ago we blew up their nuclear capacity?
- 20:15Speaker 2: Right?
- 20:16Speaker 8: Yep?
- 20:16Speaker 1: Then at the beginning we shot the already navy everything, right,
- 20:20Speaker 1: What are we blowing up still?
- 20:22Speaker 2: That's a good question. What are we blowing up still?
- 20:25Speaker 2: Didn't we didn't we were gonna blow them into the
- 20:28Speaker 2: We're gonna it's the greatest, none of that. What are
- 20:31Speaker 2: we still blowing up?
- 20:33Speaker 1: How are we exchanging weapons when all of their weapons
- 20:36Speaker 1: are gone?
- 20:38Speaker 2: I don't even know at this point.
- 20:40Speaker 4: I don't think they know.
- 20:41Speaker 2: They just like another one.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Worry about that's all you need to be worried about.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Mental capacity, that part.
- 20:50Speaker 6: That's still so crazy, So concerned about their testosterone level.
- 20:55Speaker 6: And I guess if you're if you're not over thirty
- 20:58Speaker 6: is what they say, you're a test out thrower level,
- 21:00Speaker 6: then you I guess you can't.
- 21:03Speaker 1: So it's only gonna be what do you what are
- 21:05Speaker 1: you creating a super army?
- 21:06Speaker 2: You know what else? Try to do that too, right,
- 21:08Speaker 2: a white super army. Exact what you're trying to do.
- 21:11Speaker 6: Well, you remember when he said in front of all
- 21:12Speaker 6: of them and said, if you're fat, you can't be
- 21:14Speaker 6: in here.
- 21:15Speaker 2: You gotta be underweight, and all these things now and
- 21:18Speaker 2: shave whether you have, you.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Know, well, then it's doe. We ain't gonna make people.
- 21:23Speaker 1: We're not gonna make people. Take the flu shot and
- 21:25Speaker 1: the whole base got the flu. Dumb man, some die.
- 21:29Speaker 1: He's stupid. America deserves every ounce of this, every ounswer.
- 21:33Speaker 1: You thought white was enough, and it ain't all we
- 21:37Speaker 1: gotta do. You see, just put white people in all
- 21:40Speaker 1: these positions and then Bristoll change, so everythings gonna be great.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Everything's gonna be great. And then we have the Supreme Court.
- 21:49Speaker 1: They'll love us do whatever we want. I'm like, man,
- 21:53Speaker 1: it's it's it's. If it wasn't so sad, it would
- 21:57Speaker 1: be hilarious.
- 21:59Speaker 2: He said that they strutted down the streets and no
- 22:02Speaker 2: straight's open. Yeah it's open for water, but not for
- 22:09Speaker 2: sure that.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Straight closes more down. The legs on the close closes
- 22:14Speaker 1: more than legs on the weekend. That's where the guy
- 22:16Speaker 1: that's crazy. Oh boy, my wife father definitely.
- 22:25Speaker 7: That.
- 22:25Speaker 2: We're just showing old videos and stuff where you blew up.
- 22:27Speaker 7: Look at it.
- 22:28Speaker 2: We're blowing stuff up. We're blowing trucks up.
- 22:29Speaker 23: Now, Venezuela and I saw that.
- 22:34Speaker 1: You'll never use this line more again, as we mean
- 22:36Speaker 1: the care of the Mighty's military.
- 22:39Speaker 4: Try to get that bike over there.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Now it's time to listen to a libo, the dreamy
- 22:45Speaker 2: hack Water.
- 22:45Speaker 3: I'm there saying me, honey, oh line see I I'm me.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Oh my whole brother, what's that libo? The summer time
- 23:00Speaker 3: is here in the air. It is hot. It is
- 23:03Speaker 3: so hot outside. The corner boys are not hustling drugs anymore.
- 23:07Speaker 3: They are selling shade. I'm serious. You know this summer
- 23:11Speaker 3: is great. If you live in the suburbs all by
- 23:14Speaker 3: the beach, there are ways to cool off. But if
- 23:17Speaker 3: you live in the hood, it's like a survival reality
- 23:20Speaker 3: show sponsored by Gatorade and corner store fans. It is
- 23:24Speaker 3: one open fire hydrate party away from a sweat response
- 23:28Speaker 3: and if ore a video on one Star It's a
- 23:31Speaker 3: black party by day, black beef by night, and who
- 23:35Speaker 3: shut up the cookout by ten pm? Oh oh, people
- 23:39Speaker 3: are sweating like a teenage girl on Epstein Island.
- 23:42Speaker 5: You would be.
- 23:44Speaker 3: I had no morial. I very seldom sweat. When I sweat,
- 23:48Speaker 3: the droplets line up in single file like they are
- 23:51Speaker 3: auditioning for greatness. Scientists have called my sweat man crystals.
- 23:56Speaker 3: I'm serious. Today's movie has nothing to do with the
- 23:59Speaker 3: sum but it will make you sweat because today's movie
- 24:03Speaker 3: is all about sex. The movie is Give the Daughtery
- 24:09Speaker 3: in the Celebrity Sex Pass, starring Zoy Deduce. In this movie,
- 24:13Speaker 3: Zoe in their fiance. Unlike most couples, they have a
- 24:17Speaker 3: celebrity sex pass. By the way, I am Beyonce. Celebrity
- 24:21Speaker 3: sex Pass. Jay z called and gave me his blessing
- 24:25Speaker 3: and syntey thank you card. One day and finds a
- 24:30Speaker 3: fiance with his celebrity pass and they are making the
- 24:34Speaker 3: headboard filey complaint. He is parking his beef pass in
- 24:39Speaker 3: Hartuna Taco.
- 24:40Speaker 17: Oh.
- 24:41Speaker 3: They are having a great American pelvic negotiation. I'm serious.
- 24:46Speaker 3: So Zoe decides to travel to Hollywood seeking revenge by
- 24:50Speaker 3: pursuing her own celebrity sex payback. She is mad because
- 24:54Speaker 3: she gave her pass out like Coprah gives out cause
- 24:58Speaker 3: you get too smash, you get to everyone gets too smash.
- 25:02Speaker 3: Now she is in Hollywood on a revenge smash mission.
- 25:06Speaker 3: She shows up everywhere like Jake from the State Farm.
- 25:09Speaker 3: I'm serious. Her celebrity passed by the way is John
- 25:13Speaker 3: de Ham and when she finds him, I cannot tell
- 25:16Speaker 3: you what happens. I will say she didn't create a game,
- 25:21Speaker 3: but she definitely put the WT in the f in it.
- 25:24Speaker 3: Oh oh, this movie is very funny. It is a
- 25:27Speaker 3: perfect sum I hit. I give it three and a
- 25:30Speaker 3: half handbag. And if you add this film was shaving
- 25:33Speaker 3: your armpits, I will add a one ounce battle of
- 25:36Speaker 3: a Libe's Warrior sweat. When you apply, you become eighty
- 25:41Speaker 3: five percent more interesting. It's the sweat that scares dehydration,
- 25:46Speaker 3: a Libo's wire sweat and makes your sweat legendary. I'm serious,
- 25:51Speaker 3: this is a Libo You're Hacking warrior with the stream
- 25:54Speaker 3: hacking movie review. I'm there, Satan, stay Staffe and healthy.
- 26:02Speaker 2: I'm me, I'm me, I.
- 26:06Speaker 8: Hope.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Now it's time to take a peek in Jasmine dye.
- 26:11Speaker 2: We have a woman that you know, My gosh, ud, have.
- 26:16Speaker 6: You ever felt guilty about something that you know about
- 26:20Speaker 6: someone you know?
- 26:22Speaker 4: Well, I was.
- 26:24Speaker 6: At a farmer's market a couple of days ago and
- 26:28Speaker 6: I saw my neighbor, and of course, you know, we're
- 26:32Speaker 6: very friendly. So I walked over and I spoke to her,
- 26:35Speaker 6: and I was like, oh, my gosh, it's so good
- 26:36Speaker 6: to see you, and we just kind of started out
- 26:39Speaker 6: a conversation, and overwalks this guy who puts his arms
- 26:43Speaker 6: around her and kisses her on the cheek and calls
- 26:46Speaker 6: her baby.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Now what I do though?
- 26:49Speaker 6: The super thinks he was very ansome. The second he's
- 26:53Speaker 6: not a husband, and she looked at me in a
- 26:57Speaker 6: way to say, I know this isn't my husband, but.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Believe say that.
- 27:01Speaker 6: And I felt really weird because one, you're drawing me
- 27:06Speaker 6: into your drama, and two, you know, I really like
- 27:08Speaker 6: your husband. He said a lot of nice things for me.
- 27:11Speaker 6: He's looked out for me when there were fires here
- 27:14Speaker 6: in the area. He made sure my house was safe.
- 27:18Speaker 6: And now I don't know if I need to go
- 27:20Speaker 6: back and switch or keep my mouth closed.
- 27:22Speaker 2: And I know I'm going to see him.
- 27:24Speaker 6: I see it every single morning, you know, taking out
- 27:26Speaker 6: the trash or washing the car for his wife. And
- 27:30Speaker 6: now I got to tell him somebody else is washing
- 27:32Speaker 6: your wife's.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Car when.
- 27:35Speaker 1: It is out of the deal. He will show you
- 27:36Speaker 1: a twenty twenty six edition. How come old white people
- 27:40Speaker 1: always want to go back in time because there's nothing
- 27:42Speaker 1: in the future for them.
- 27:43Speaker 6: Always they always want to go back because it was
- 27:45Speaker 6: better for them.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the showstopper. If it is in
- 27:48Speaker 1: fact that China medaled, then why have you never talked
- 27:51Speaker 1: to them about it? If China medaled, why have you
- 27:55Speaker 1: never had a conversation with jaj.
- 27:56Speaker 2: And ping about it?
- 27:58Speaker 4: Such good buddies, You.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Such good buddies. Why have you never talked to him
- 28:02Speaker 1: about meddling and interfering in our elections and threatening them
- 28:06Speaker 1: with tariffs? Now you threatened everybody with tariffs for everything
- 28:09Speaker 1: you didn't like. When Canada didn't like what you said,
- 28:12Speaker 1: you threatened them with terrorists. So if you believe, or
- 28:16Speaker 1: you do did believe, or you had evidence that China
- 28:19Speaker 1: was meddling, and then you didn't threaten them with tariffs
- 28:22Speaker 1: or you didn't make them stop or you didn't tell
- 28:24Speaker 1: them there would be sanctions on them if they didn't
- 28:26Speaker 1: stop it. There was no punitive action taken, not even
- 28:29Speaker 1: terse words. You didn't send ambassadors to talk to them.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Then you're lying. You're lying now. When you thought that
- 28:37Speaker 1: the Russians had Hillary's email, you didn't you that they
- 28:40Speaker 1: weren't medaling. Right, you told them to give some more. Right,
- 28:44Speaker 1: if you really believe that the Chinese people are meddling,
- 28:47Speaker 1: you had you had no problem saying that COVID came
- 28:50Speaker 1: from there.
- 28:51Speaker 7: Right.
- 28:51Speaker 1: No, you put tariffs on everything that they did, But
- 28:55Speaker 1: you never tried to talk to them about meddling in
- 28:58Speaker 1: our elections. You never threatened them with saying is for
- 29:00Speaker 1: meddling on elections. You didn't have a conversation. I told
- 29:03Speaker 1: think you better stop. You're lying. Sometimes people get really
- 29:07Speaker 1: upset with the things I say. So we're gonna let
- 29:10Speaker 1: them be in on our segment called fu dal Hugely.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Won't you please welcome our FUDL hugely correspondent Little Nancy James.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Hello, this is.
- 29:17Speaker 24: Nacy James, Yourtaly correspondent. Our first Putaly comic comes on Facebook.
- 29:24Speaker 24: Raisin Wright says, d L are here. Congratulations are in order.
- 29:28Speaker 24: You recently became a grandfather to a beautiful baby girl.
- 29:31Speaker 24: I also heard you said you were going to spoil
- 29:33Speaker 24: her and give her everything.
- 29:34Speaker 25: She asked for, even after her parents tell her. Now,
- 29:37Speaker 25: d L, can you stay.
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- 29:53Speaker 24: I heard you constantly making funny your executive producer Skip
- 29:57Speaker 24: cheating ever since each of the DNA test and found
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- 30:00Speaker 25: Why why is that a thing with you? He is
- 30:03Speaker 25: still a strong, intelligent black man. Besides, we didn't make
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- 30:08Speaker 24: Results came back showing you were forty three percent, butthole
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- 30:19Speaker 24: Why do you always say everyone is against California. We
- 30:22Speaker 24: love almost everything about California. We love the Lakers, we
- 30:25Speaker 24: love Bad Burger, the Greek weather, palm trees, and Hollywood.
- 30:29Speaker 24: Even iconic artists have made great songs about California, Tupac
- 30:34Speaker 24: Tony Tony Tony Biggie.
- 30:36Speaker 25: Oh cool day, d'l. I'll see it again. We love California.
- 30:40Speaker 8: The only thing we.
- 30:41Speaker 24: Hate about California is you fuck you Deuslie. But's it
- 30:45Speaker 24: for this week. This is Nazy James F. Daly, correspondent
- 30:50Speaker 24: and until next week.
- 30:51Speaker 2: Bye, maunt of time. What you need to know with
- 30:53Speaker 2: the one and only Sybil wils.
- 30:54Speaker 26: It's Sibil Wilkes with what we need to know. Secretary
- 30:57Speaker 26: of State Marco Rubio issue to stern war ring to Tehran,
- 31:01Speaker 26: declaring that an Asian Nation summit in the Philippines that
- 31:05Speaker 26: Iranian military actions against American forces will carry severe consequences.
- 31:10Speaker 26: Responding to Iran's foreign minister who framed their war policy
- 31:13Speaker 26: as an eye for an eye, Rubio warn that President
- 31:16Speaker 26: Trump's stance is a head for an i as seventeen
- 31:20Speaker 26: US soldiers have died in the conflict since March. After
- 31:23Speaker 26: initially thinking about retiring, free agent superstar Lebron James agreed
- 31:28Speaker 26: to a two year, eight million dollar contract with the
- 31:31Speaker 26: Philadelphia seventy six ers that includes a second year player option.
- 31:35Speaker 26: Entering his twenty fourth NBA season. At the age of
- 31:39Speaker 26: forty one, James chose Philadelphia to pursue another championship, calling
- 31:43Speaker 26: it his last decision. James stated he prioritized winning over
- 31:47Speaker 26: money for this final chapter of his career. In Mississippi,
- 31:51Speaker 26: Jackson County District Attorney Angel Myers is fiercely defending for
- 31:54Speaker 26: offices investigation into the mysterious death of eighteen year old
- 31:58Speaker 26: Nolan Wells. Following a private autopsy that left the cause
- 32:01Speaker 26: of death undetermined. Meyers released a video statement confirming the
- 32:06Speaker 26: case will be presented to a local grand jury, emphasizing
- 32:09Speaker 26: that every non natural death receives a thorough review.
- 32:13Speaker 2: Wells, who was.
- 32:14Speaker 26: Black, was found dead near Horn Island on July sixth,
- 32:17Speaker 26: after traveling with a group of white friends over the
- 32:20Speaker 26: holiday weekend. In Minnesota, thirty seven year old Shiloh Hendrix
- 32:23Speaker 26: was found guilty of disorderly conduct after a viral video
- 32:27Speaker 26: captured her hurling racial epithets at an eight year old
- 32:30Speaker 26: autistic black child on a playground over a pack of
- 32:34Speaker 26: apple sauce. A jury deliberated for about nine hours before
- 32:37Speaker 26: sentencing Hendricks to pay a one thousand dollars fine and
- 32:40Speaker 26: perform two hundred hours of community service. To subscribe to
- 32:44Speaker 26: my free daily newsletter, please visit Sibilwilkes dot com. For
- 32:47Speaker 26: all the news twenty four to seven, go to newswe
- 32:49Speaker 26: dot com. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 32:51Speaker 2: Be informed, be empowered.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. It's bigger and boulder and on the
- 32:56Speaker 1: brand new ship. One Boy twenty twenty six is here.
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- 33:13Speaker 1: in so jazz Sam words you learned today?
- 33:16Speaker 6: Well, while you're getting your lost free, why are you
- 33:19Speaker 6: getting that? Pick up one of these one dollar coins
- 33:25Speaker 6: with Trump's face on it? The US meant just produced
- 33:28Speaker 6: one of these gold coins.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Do you use it to pay face rape charges?
- 33:33Speaker 6: But you can get some dos? Do you use it
- 33:37Speaker 6: to settle and you can use it and gets you
- 33:41Speaker 6: some fried coin. It's a the bloom. I wonder did
- 33:45Speaker 6: he have to give five point six million of them.
- 33:48Speaker 2: To his victim?
- 33:49Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 33:49Speaker 4: Probably?
- 33:50Speaker 2: She actually we paid it.
- 33:52Speaker 4: Of course we did.
- 33:53Speaker 6: What I'm just saying, she got her money, she got hers.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Uh Junior's hand and the king. Would you learn today?
- 34:00Speaker 23: What I learned is, you know, some of these statements
- 34:03Speaker 23: un just statements. Some of them got a level of
- 34:06Speaker 23: truth in it. Like this week, Hey man, thank god
- 34:09Speaker 23: it's Friday. For some reason, this week seemed like it's
- 34:13Speaker 23: been two weeks no offense. You know, I love being
- 34:16Speaker 23: with y'all. We had a lot of fun. But man,
- 34:20Speaker 23: I am glad it's this weekend now. If I can
- 34:23Speaker 23: only work it out that y'all you know you wouldn't
- 34:25Speaker 23: work us.
- 34:26Speaker 2: On this so we can show. But hey, I'm not complaining. Yeah,
- 34:30Speaker 2: like I said, it's been a ball but I show.
- 34:33Speaker 23: I'm happy that it's over.
- 34:35Speaker 2: I think we've shown all what we can do here.
- 34:39Speaker 2: It's the deal here we shall We will see you
- 34:41Speaker 2: on the other side of car my favorite show bus
- 34:42Speaker 2: operate your board. Last trade we got to go is
- 34:45Speaker 2: the deal here. We gonna see you on the other
- 34:46Speaker 2: side