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FULL SHOW: Having A Mozza (feat. Bret McKenzie) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot I keep a big show show thanks to
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  Speaker 2: Welcome show, Jason Hoch, might mind and give your mad bar.
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  Speaker 3: Said's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 3: is the seventeenth of February twenty twenty six, and you,
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  Speaker 3: my friends, as ever listening to the big show brought
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  Speaker 3: to you by Rebig.
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  Speaker 4: Year Beef, Chicken, Vegan and Vegetarian options, reburg Year of
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  Speaker 4: Redefining the norm great stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, get eight Moggi. You Stallion House life go.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of it.
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  Speaker 2: But you know how to tempt a man, don't you
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  Speaker 2: a wady joe? You come strolling in here. We're in
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  Speaker 2: your your Lotus shirt unbuttoned down to the navel, your
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  Speaker 2: ruddy chest skin hanging out.
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  Speaker 3: I do have ruddy chest gone. I've noticed that myself
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 2: I love about it, you man. Yeah, well, and so
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  Speaker 2: do I because my daughter says to me, Dad, you're
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  Speaker 2: so Sunday. I'm like, what she goes, You're cheers, it's
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  Speaker 2: really red. I'm like what she goes. You got to
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  Speaker 2: wear sun teams when you're in the sun. It's like
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been in the sun for about three months.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, oh yack. I'm like, yeah, I'm old.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's what's happened.
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  Speaker 2: When you get older, you get ruddy. Cheerskin. Have you
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  Speaker 2: seen you would have seen a naked chicken before your
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  Speaker 2: pervy bastard? Oh yeah, you know how it's got those
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  Speaker 2: dimples in that on it. Yeah yeah, it's like that,
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  Speaker 2: dimply and ruddy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just getting ruddier and ruddier. Good he'sy I tell you,
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  Speaker 3: he's not ruddy. He's got beautiful skin.
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  Speaker 4: So keezy, hi jays, here you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good man, how are you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good jumping there before any insults snuck the way, it's
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  Speaker 4: all about your beautiful skin, lovely mate. I actually said
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  Speaker 4: to my wife to I was just like, I turn
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  Speaker 4: to the fellows on you today's show and they said
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  Speaker 4: I should grow a beard, and she was just like,
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  Speaker 4: oh no, no, it's disgusted.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't you try it, Keesy? Why won't she let
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  Speaker 2: you even try? That's what I said to her, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but she just shuts it down. She shut it down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's an abusive relationship, Kesie, And I want you to
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  Speaker 2: know that man, is it? It is? I tell you
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  Speaker 2: what it's not. Okay, I'll tell you what you should do.
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  Speaker 3: Keysy, come and live with me and my wife and
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  Speaker 3: we'll let you grow a bed and just be your
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  Speaker 3: own person for a month. You be you, You be you,
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  Speaker 3: and then you know, go back to your wife afterwards
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  Speaker 3: and see how she feels.
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  Speaker 4: I talk to my babe. I'm just gonna go move
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  Speaker 4: in with Hoidy j for a month and grow a beard.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I think so. Yeah, totally man, Yeah, great staff
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  Speaker 3: of Telly. What speaking of? I'm fine, by the way, fellows,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for asking. What's happening on the Big Show with
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  Speaker 3: old Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: You want stars, We've got stars. Later on the Big Show,
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  Speaker 2: we'll be interviewing one half a flight of the Concord's
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  Speaker 2: Academy Award winning Brett mckinn. Oh yeah, yeah, Bret's going
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  Speaker 2: on to URS, So stay tuned for that chat. Looking
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  Speaker 2: forward to it. And there'll be a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: house swarming gift idea chat. Oh yes, a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 4: That's ahead of our house swarming for Jason this Friday.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. I'm interesting. Yeah, I'll be interested
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  Speaker 2: to get into that chat, there's also a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of Jason's had another debacle in the city, and We're
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  Speaker 2: going to be getting plenty of these these sort of
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  Speaker 2: chats as time goes on. But I also want to
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  Speaker 2: get into the fact that last night I had a
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  Speaker 2: dream about a member of the Big Show. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to tell you because I'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: tease it. Right. Was it the members member? The members member?
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  Speaker 2: It was just a member of the Big Show, the members.
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  Speaker 2: But well, I don't want to give anything.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, look forward to that so huge show. In
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  Speaker 3: other words, but let's get into a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Of the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Darky Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time sixteen minutes, it's past four o'clock, and fellows,
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  Speaker 3: I had an absolute debarcle this morning at the Hoody
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  Speaker 3: Jay apartment. Threshold household rights that last threshold household.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just meant household, not threshold.
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  Speaker 4: That's a really weird way to phrase it. Is this
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  Speaker 4: your apartment in the city?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, where's I woke up this morning? Beautiful morning?
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  Speaker 2: It was too for you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, and my beautiful wife brought me in a
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  Speaker 3: lovely coffee and we'll.
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  Speaker 2: Stop you there. Very beautiful wife.
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  Speaker 3: Very beautiful wife, brought me in a coffee. Great start today,
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  Speaker 3: pulled back my kinglike curtains shining.
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  Speaker 2: Up there, beautiful my wife. She went to work.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter went with her because she was you know,
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  Speaker 3: she volunteers helping with horses and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So the apartment was mine.
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  Speaker 3: Now I've slipped into a really nice routine since I've
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  Speaker 3: moved into the city. I had my morning coffee, I
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  Speaker 3: have a shower, then I get all my bits and
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  Speaker 3: pieces together, put my little rutsack on, put my headphones on,
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  Speaker 3: get a playlist, and just cruise around the city with
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  Speaker 3: tunes pumping in my head.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm very much looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 3: So I got my headphones, got my playlist year good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hang about where are my keys? Wearing a cat?
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  Speaker 2: Where are my keys? Now?
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you this. My keys reside in the
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  Speaker 3: same place every single day. My wife and I keep
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  Speaker 3: our keys in one place in the bedroom when we
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  Speaker 3: get back from our day.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you have it on your belt on like a
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  Speaker 4: giant sort of ring.
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  Speaker 2: No keysy, I do not right?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And that's that's a surprise to me, because I would
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  Speaker 2: have thought that you would often lose your keys because
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  Speaker 2: you're a little but absent minded. Sure.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I'm actually pretty good. It's been a long
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  Speaker 3: time since last keys. So I go to our little posse, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I go, oh, they're not there.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Go to the kitchen bench, Oh, they're not there.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird. Go to the table, Well, they're not there.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird. So I'm beginning to get a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: you know, if.
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  Speaker 3: He and Jeffy not too bad, not too bad, just oh,
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  Speaker 3: there'll be somewhere lying around.
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  Speaker 2: An hour later, I.
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  Speaker 3: Still haven't found them, and I'm very strongly iffing and
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  Speaker 3: jeff And by this point I then text my lovely, beautiful,
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  Speaker 3: gorgeous wife and say, darling, perchance, do you know where
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  Speaker 3: my keys are?
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  Speaker 4: Tell me? You didn't say per chance?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I said per chance, Oh my god, do you
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  Speaker 3: know where my keys are?
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  Speaker 2: Did you respond to me immediately? No? Because yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Forty five minutes later she goes, no, no, idea, they're
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  Speaker 3: not beside the bed.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like that? Do you like it when you
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  Speaker 2: get that suggestion? So that's the place where you always
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  Speaker 2: put it. Yes, you've caught it. You've texted to say
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  Speaker 2: where is it? Where are my keys? And then they
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  Speaker 2: ask you if you've looked in the one place that
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  Speaker 2: they always are something, even though I know they're helping,
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  Speaker 2: that does annoy me, because obviously then yes, but they're not.
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  Speaker 4: Did that annoy you?
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  Speaker 2: It annoyed me a.
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  Speaker 3: Little bit, right, And I was like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 3: obviously that's where I locked, because that's where we put them.
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  Speaker 3: And then I text it back and said, nope, nada, zero zip.
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  Speaker 3: I've looked everywhere. I can't find them. And she said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I've got to go, but I'll have a look in
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  Speaker 3: my bag later on.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like later on later on.
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  Speaker 4: Because you had important stuff to go and do.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Well, it was I had a morning or panning
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  Speaker 3: down a few errands to run, so I did another
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  Speaker 3: half in rubbish bins. I went on the couch, I
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  Speaker 3: looked under couches, under duvets, under everything. I text my
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  Speaker 3: wife back and I said to her, I'm very confident
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  Speaker 3: my keys are not in the apartment. And she ticks
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  Speaker 3: back and goes weird, and I'm like, yeez. Then she
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  Speaker 3: texts me back and goes, good news. No, they're not
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  Speaker 3: in my bag, and I'm like, okay, well that's not
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  Speaker 3: good good news. Then yeah, because she thought she might
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  Speaker 3: have taken them with it incently and so I was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god. Now you got to understand, I can't
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  Speaker 3: get in and out of the apartment. I can't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: You can get out, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can get out, but I can't get back in. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm a prisoner in my own home. I can't move.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I look around again, and then I and
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  Speaker 3: then I text it back and I go, what about
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  Speaker 3: in the car? And she said why would they be
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  Speaker 3: in the car. And I said, well, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm running out of running out of options here.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter had the car. So I texted here and said,
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  Speaker 3: can you look in the car and see if they're
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  Speaker 3: in the car. And she said, yeah, I'm just busy
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  Speaker 3: right now, but in half an hour I'll have a
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  Speaker 3: look if and and Jeff and again looking around, couldn't
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  Speaker 3: find them. Then I get a text back from my
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  Speaker 3: daughter saying they're here.
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  Speaker 2: They're in the car now, sat up in order for
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  Speaker 2: them the dinner the car. In order for them to get.
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  Speaker 3: In the car, my wife would have had to have
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  Speaker 3: had them three times and position. She would have then
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  Speaker 3: had to get a new car and take the keys
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  Speaker 3: and put them in her car. And my keys are
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  Speaker 3: substantially bigger and bulkier than her keys.
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  Speaker 2: So she did that.
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  Speaker 3: She said, Oh, the good news says we've got to
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  Speaker 3: spare car keys, so you can go and get your
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  Speaker 3: car and drive out and come and get them.
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  Speaker 4: Don't throw stuff at the studio.
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  Speaker 2: Felthy. So I had to drive all the way back out.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't get in because of course the swamp to get.
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  Speaker 3: Into the car park is on my bloody car keys.
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  Speaker 4: So do you have the keys now?
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  Speaker 2: I do, but I had to drive to whist Auckland
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  Speaker 2: to get them up an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 4: Full of ship. Oh you got them now?
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  Speaker 2: Man ruined memory. Hell's just it's my wife's fault.
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  Speaker 3: She's beautiful, she's attractive, she's.
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  Speaker 1: The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays of four on Radio hod A Key.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the mws there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is four thirty.
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  Speaker 4: If you just joined us, Hoidy j just told a
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  Speaker 4: tale of his morning, which involved him being locked inside
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  Speaker 4: his apartment Infan and Jeff in for about four or
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  Speaker 4: five hours. Yeah about that, because someone had taken off
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  Speaker 4: in your car with your car keys. Sometimes the listeners
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  Speaker 4: here at Radiohurdarchy are great. They do help us out.
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  Speaker 4: Someone who's actually got some great advice. Jase on three
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  Speaker 4: for three. Did you look in your massive honker.
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  Speaker 2: It's the keys? Good question?
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  Speaker 4: Did you check it?
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  Speaker 2: Fellas, I had a bit of a shock of the
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  Speaker 2: other day as well. Actually if yeah, yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't ever much, man, it doesn't help much. But
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  Speaker 2: there was a bit of a backstory to the sex
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  Speaker 2: story I'm about to tell. So I came home and
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  Speaker 2: my wife was cleaning up our bed having to dry
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  Speaker 2: it out because my daughter had taken a water bottle
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  Speaker 2: which he always hairs with it, and she chucked it
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  Speaker 2: on our bed at some point on my side of
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  Speaker 2: the bed, might I add, and the entire bottle just
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  Speaker 2: leaked out all through the douvet, all through the sheets,
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  Speaker 2: my pillows, the well rest thinging underneath all of that.
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  Speaker 2: So when I got home tho I was spending there
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  Speaker 2: spend a bit of time trying to dry that up,
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  Speaker 2: and it was I don't care. You won't stress me out.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like you don't worry about me. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have the ref Honestly, I didn't care at all.
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  Speaker 2: And then so then later that we have a beautiful evening,
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  Speaker 2: eating delicious food and watching you know, come down with me,
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  Speaker 2: and then going to bed at about eight o'clock, because
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  Speaker 2: that's how I lived my life. Anyway, i get into
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  Speaker 2: bed and I'm pulling up the sheets and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: you haven't done a very good job here because this
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  Speaker 2: these sheets and this douvet is still there's still soaking wet,
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  Speaker 2: and so anyway I've got I've I'm like, look at it,
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  Speaker 2: it's absolutely saturated. So now I've got as I pulled
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  Speaker 2: it up, and it's all over my face and everything.
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  Speaker 2: And my wife's like, no, I'm sure we've tried it
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  Speaker 2: out completely fine. Then I smelled it and I realized
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  Speaker 2: it was a cat purse from my cat. And that's
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  Speaker 2: that's not a mild smelling urination either. Now, when I
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  Speaker 2: tell you that cat purse was on my lips, I
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  Speaker 2: ain't lying, old pursed Lipsmogi. Now that that cat, I
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  Speaker 2: love that cat.
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  Speaker 4: What's its name again, bird shit Chris Chris. Once again,
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  Speaker 4: that name was chosen by the listeners of the.
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  Speaker 2: It was kesy. It was called bird chick Chris when
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  Speaker 2: he was a young fella. He didn't like the name
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  Speaker 2: being used, so we said, it's too good a name
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  Speaker 2: to not be used. It's called my cat, bird chick Chris,
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  Speaker 2: and the and the audience agreed. Yes. So I ended
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  Speaker 2: up there with you're at the cat purse on my
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  Speaker 2: face and on my chest and neck, and I had
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  Speaker 2: to go and wash myself.
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  Speaker 4: Do you realize what your new nickname is, bird ship Chris. No,
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  Speaker 4: you're the nickname is cat Persemogi. But because your cat's
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  Speaker 4: name is bird ship Chris, it's like bird ship Chris,
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  Speaker 4: purse Mogi. That's your new nickname.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine with it. I mean that when the shoe fits, man,
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  Speaker 2: you just got to wear it. Have you ever had that?
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  Speaker 2: Fellows you ever had in your mouth?
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  Speaker 4: And that?
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever think any of the listeners out there
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  Speaker 2: three for eight three you ever had any cats person
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  Speaker 2: your face? Not on my face?
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  Speaker 4: Remember one time I was in the shower, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: I stepped down onto the bath man it was already wet.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell turns up. My cat Smudge had done
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  Speaker 4: wheeze on the bath man.
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  Speaker 2: Do you get wheeze on your feet?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the shower and washed it and then you
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  Speaker 4: got back stood on it again. Actually, I was kind
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  Speaker 4: of trapped to the shower. You're right. That makes me
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  Speaker 4: feel heaps. Yeah, I mean that's way worse.
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  Speaker 1: All over your your The Archy Big Show with Jason,
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Kyzy Tune in four on radio.
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  Speaker 3: I actually think yeum, I actually think that's my favorite sting.
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  Speaker 2: There's something about it that just tickles my fancy.
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  Speaker 4: I like that it just comes out of a song
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  Speaker 4: straight away into Who Want Three Bigger?
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  Speaker 3: It appeals to me on so many levels.
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  Speaker 4: Maky's steak quiet he hates it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe are you I just waiting hearing you
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  Speaker 2: guys happy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: That's true, man, this is so cool. It's been a
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  Speaker 2: tough day.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, whenever you hear the sting in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: a song, give us a call on No. Eight hundred
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  Speaker 3: hoh lucky, I tell you who did do that, and
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  Speaker 3: that's Lucas. Get a Lucas your man, bastard. How's life?
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  Speaker 5: You're good? Mate? Who Want Three Big?
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty good?
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  Speaker 2: That is good. I thought you'd played it again. But
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  Speaker 2: this is the thing as good at this sort of thing.
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  Speaker 4: So you think Lucas might be okay?
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  Speaker 2: Interesting, how Lucas?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty good, thanks Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff. Mate.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're gonna have to go through the AI test,
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  Speaker 3: hez He's going to ask you some questions just to
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  Speaker 3: figure out if you're AI or not.
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  Speaker 4: All right, yeah, fair enough enough, okay. First question on
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  Speaker 4: the AI test? What do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Diesel?
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  Speaker 2: Love that Diesel McKenna work.
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  Speaker 5: You can't get how you have to do that? Mate?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 3: Bloody oats, bloody oats, bloody oats.
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  Speaker 2: Mate.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, Lucas, what's for tea tonight?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 5: That's a good question. I haven't it. I haven't asked,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, I don't know what a I probably
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  Speaker 4: would make something up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be off quick off the mark there. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if AI is as sexist as Lucas.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, tomorrow, Tomorrow I cooked dinner.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't cook dinner on a Wednesday. That's a
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  Speaker 4: week you Lucas, Hey, Lucas, or should I say AI?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: How often do you feel us?
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Not often? Yeah, under the dentist and I've told me
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: I need to do it more.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: So, Yeah, they do, they do.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: That's just big teeth, big teeth. Yeah, conspiracy.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: I'd say probably ten times in my life a year.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Lucas twenty four.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're back though, man, once every turn and a
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: half years to get the old floss out. Hey, what
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: color are your undies?
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Lucas actually actually turquoise blue today?
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: And last question, what's your deepest fear?
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I would not be too stoked to be stuck in
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: the middle the ocean.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, fair enough, Okay Lucas, congratulations mate, you can't
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: confirm you are not AI?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff, it's good.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. And as you aren't AI,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: we consider you a rebig about your right, so you
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: hold the line. Nold Pugson will sort you out, beauty.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Thrilled that would be that would be a gnally. I've
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: started watching the sky on YouTube. He's a young Kiwi
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: bloke and he's a kayak fisherman and he is probably
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: twenty one twenty two, and it's called van Life or something,
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: and he just goes out on his kayak and catches massive.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Kingies and snapper. It's he's extraordinary. His camera work is amazing.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: But he's often attacked by sharks, right, and we're talking
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: big bastards and he's.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Right out in the water there.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: That would be pretty terrifying if you're in deep water
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: and you you're getting surrounded by sharks for example.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Well, just having to tread water for a long time.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: So there was that one in these wasn't here the
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: other day a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, and the kids.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: So mum and the kids. I don't know. I did
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: quite get on to how they found themselves in the
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: middle of the ocean, but mum there sent one of
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: the kids back, he was twelve or thirteen and four
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: k swim back to land to call for help.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Wow, And he crawled out of the ocean. And then
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: you know, people came over to say, what's up is that?
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: You've got to see how from my mom and my
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: brother I think it was little brother. Yeah, and he
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: saved them all.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: What a hero. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's not bad, man,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: that's pretty.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: What's not pretty, it's it's okay. He saved their lives.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, there's guns.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Hang on can you even swim.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Really badly?
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Tuesday evening. Right now, it's time for some TV chat.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah, come on,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I keep forgetting just that. Yeah, yeah, that's how it starts.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: That's how it starts, feels hey. Over the weekend, I
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: finally got to watch One Battle after Another as directed
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: by Paul Thomas Anderson, starringly Now Lenn Addict to Kept
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: You a Vaninicio del Toro, Sean Sean penny Wise. Yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: it's all right, to be honest with you, it's good.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I liked it, but it didn't meet up to the
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: hype that I was that everyone just absolutely loved it,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: so I was bit guarded about that. But I've also
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: watched Paul Thomas Anderson films before where I haven't really
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: been into them on the first watch, but then I've
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: loved them later, and I'm hoping that's the case with us,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: like that happened with There Will Be Blood. I really
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: want to watch that very very good, very good, but
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I hate it the first time. But I was massively hungover,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: but I wasn't hungover this time. I just sort of
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: found that it was a bunch of stuff happening. It
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: looked great in the great acting. Leonardo was very funny,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Nicio was great. It was all great, but it just
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: seemed to be a bunch of things happening, and there
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: wasn't really any kind of character development happening at all.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: It was just Yeah, so three stars, three busies for
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: old Margie yept. Have you watched Train Dreams yet? Nonsas?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Have you watched the Ben Stokes documentary that it changed me?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Actually, I watched I watched a series called The Abandons.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: On Netflix.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: There it's second eating fifties in Washington on the frontier.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Two matriarchs fighting it out, one rich one poor Gillian
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Anderson is one of the is the rich one and
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: what's your name, Lena yea Cercy. Yeah, it is the
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: poor sort and there's the two matriarchs sort of fighting out.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Lots sort of Western kind of action going on.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Let me just say there's a lot of scenes that
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: are in the dark, you know, like at nighttime, or
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: there's scenes in barns or in bars, very dark, so
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: dark that you cannot actually see what the bloody hell.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Is going on.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Jason's moved to a new apartment with a giant window
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: next to the TV. What are the curtains like? Brilliant
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: really best in the world at number one.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: And it's a great TV, great clarity of picture. And
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm watching this going I can't see what the bloody hell.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Is going on.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I still think you're looking at your microwave and I.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Wonder, you know, And in situations like that, so many
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: scenes like that where you just can't make out what's happening,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: are like, surely they watch it when somebody does anyone else, Fine,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: it's really hard to see because I don't know what's
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: going on here.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Maybe they couldn't afford a lighting director.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: It's so weird. So because of that two buzzy wow,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: it was pretty good for something you can and see. Yeah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I mean the rest of it is okay, it's not amazing.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: It's you know, you sure you were?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: It's kind of pet Are you sure you weren't watching
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: an audio book?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: On Friday? Do you recall that my wife and I
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: were choosing between watching The Green Mile or the Pike River. Yes,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: we watched the trailer for both. I watched the Pike
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: of a movie and I said, look, it looks excellent.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I've heard it's great, amazing performances from some brilliant key
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: we actors. It looks depressing and I'm not in the
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: mood for that. And then she was like, yeah, fair enough.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: And then we watched the Green Mile trailer and I
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: was like that that's more like.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: It, because I know it's a great film, great film.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: And then we went to hire that it was going
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: to cost five bucks or something. That's fine, and then
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: she was like, oh, is that by the same guy
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: who made The Short Shank Redemption? And I was like yes,
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: and she's like, oh, let's watch that. I've only seen
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: that once and it was ages ago. And so we
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: watch The Short Shank Redemption. If you haven't seen it, right,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: everyone knows about it. It is the best film I
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: have ever seen.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: And it's a great movie. If you're listening, you go yeah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever. But if you haven't seen that, watch it immediately.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Holy shit, it is good and I have seen it
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: a billion times.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: We're going to watch it. My wife said, oh, we
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: should put that on. When I had Grandma Sue standing,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, there are some scenes that are quite
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: confronting there. I think we'll give it a mess.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: A couple yeah, with the sisters.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: And I think the Green Marle is going to freak
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: your wife out a little bit too. There's some scenes
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: in that that are that sort.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Of especially the electric chair scene. Yes, I'm aware of that,
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: but yeah so, but if you haven't seen the short Redemption,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: watch the fricking thing. It is the best film.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: The mouse scene, yeah yeah, in the prison there.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: I don't want to spoil the whole movie. Man, how
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: what's coming up after five? Jason the Kings?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Would I keep Big Show with Mike and tune in
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: weekdays and four on Radio hod.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I can welcome back your messive Bagbones. Hope you're surviving
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: your Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show brought
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: to you by Rebuke gear.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Fray with the street food freshly made with Reburg gear.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Loves it, he does.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I might, actually, because my wife's saying her rehearsing her
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: plate to night, I.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Might do a bit of Reburger action.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to say it's kind of
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: bachelor food, because it's more than that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: It's so much it's so much more than.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I mean, it's family food,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: it's couplely food, it's celebration food, just commiseration. Tuning out.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat some rebig gear.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: It's a burger restaurant exactly.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think they'd probably be eat or takeaway. Yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, fellas are coming up this Friday. Of course,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I've invited you over to my pad to have a
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: few nipples.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Is this something, because yes, it's great. You're inviting us
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: all around. We'll bringing our partners. We're gonna have a
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: little housewarming sort of shindg for you. Nothing massive.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, we have to be done by seven
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: forty five because the locals like to go and sleep.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Well, it takes twenty minutes to walk there from here.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, it'll be good.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Twenty five minutes, get wolf down your food and pass
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: off amogi.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah, Yeah, I'm doing Yes, I'm taking a takeaway container. Yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: and then I'm walking out the door.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Sweet. I'm really looking forward to it. Glad I keep
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: my Friday open.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: What I was gonna ask though, is there a reason
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: why we've been doing the show for almost five years
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: and you never invited us to your house, but you
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: were like, straight away you up come to my apartment.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: No, not particularly, it's just that you've been banging on
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: about me never inviting you.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: But I've never been to your house either, Keisy.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, because i don't have any weird to host.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: So I've got a little love of me the house.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: You know, we'll we'll just make.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: It, do you know what I mean? Right?
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't really answer the question, but yeah, okay,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: we'll just make do.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I love my old house.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: It would have been Actually it's actually a good party
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: house that was back in the day solo parties. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: because it was such a shack joe pass it today
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: actually freaking out the new tenant, Nah, just had to
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: pick up mccarkeys. Of course, as previously mentioned.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: The whole archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: In four on Radio Hoky White Stripes there on the radio,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: hold Arkey Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: The time is five thirteen fellers.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: This Friday, we're going around to Jason Hoyt's house for
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: a housewarming, the official housewarming of.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: The Jews Perlers.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: No, that's the that's the name of the apartment, Joseph.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: It's got to sting. Now it's official that tow it works.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: We're getting T shirts made, Yeah, jizz Palace t shirts.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: We are not calling it the jizz Palace.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: The T shirt's cool because it's got that photo of
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: you as Parker from Thunderbird standing in the apartment as.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: That would be quite cool. I'm in yeah, just palace
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: But the issue is my go to housewoman gift is
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: a lovely bottle of wine. Yeah, usually like a bottle
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: of red wine. Twenty bucks, you know, sure, down from
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: twenty to like fourteen.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Well this is the good thing about wines too, generally speaking,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: is you can buy a shitter and no one will
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: ever really know as long as that looks good.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what. Yeah, nice label, pretty label.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, Actually, I reckon half the people that buy wine
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: and don't usually drink it buy it based on the
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: design of the label.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: It's betting on horses. You go by the name.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, But because you guys don't really drink, you
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: don't drink obviously, your partner doesn't drink.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: No, not really, And I give a crap about it. Yeah, right,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: what's wrong with you?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Get stuck in?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: But she's like, nah, I just don't enjoy it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: So what do I bring as a housewarming gift?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Well? I think of the situation and in this kind
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: of setup, the tradition is cash? Just cash?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: What do you mean the tradition? There's no tradition there.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean if if you're going to a housewarming
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: and you can't bring wine, I think generally what people
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: do is they bring cash.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Well how much cash? Well, it depends on the value
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: of the bottle of wine.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: So fourteen dollars, Well, that would be embarrassing because then
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: you're going to be found out.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want to bring any change. No, No, it's
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: going to be the stuff.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, just come and whip out a couple of
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: you know, five twenties and then I'll just put it
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: in the kiddy.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: You sort of think about the value of the meal,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: so you think yourself, they go and go to the
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Jiz Palace, how much is that? Straight away on the name,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking to myself, that's twenty thirty bucks.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I will pay.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Now, who's cooking? Jason wife? Jason's had not thing but
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: terrible things to say. About her cooking. So you're going
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to keep the price down, so that drops it down down.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: So but and how many of you are going? So
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: there's too, there's you and your wife.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I might do platters or something.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's you know, that's not going to happen.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: That's not going to adjust the price. So for me,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going thirty bucks for the Jew's palace and I'm
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: going fifteen dollars ahead. I'm not going to be drinking anything.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I'll just be on the water. So I'm giving absolutely
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: nothing for the drinks. I just saying no thanks. I
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: just I have tap water. Thanks for rematche. So in
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: your case now I'm thinking as well about the parking.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: The parking's going to cost me money. So now right
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: now I'm at sixty dollars for the cash, but I'm
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: thinking parking that's probably going to be ten bucks. I'm
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: not paying for parking. Take ten bucks off the sixty bucks.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I'm down to fifty fifty dollars.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Again, just in your case there keys He and probably
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: pugs On too. We're probably talking a hundi for the drink.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: The drink's part of it, right, So you supplying drinks. Yeah,
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: but I want you to pay me back, right, Okay, So.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I bring one hundred dollars fifty dollars for the housewoman gift, yes,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: and then I drink, so give you another fifty dollars
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: for drinks.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Well, well, look, the people do it different ways, but
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I certainly know when I would go. Oftentimes you can.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: There's two ways to do it. You could run a tab.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: You just run a tab and then before you walk
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: out the door, he'll tell you how much you over
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: each drink, and or you can pay per drink, but
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: that's deemed apartment.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: It's better to have it just a tabod it's easier
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: It's because it can be a little bit embarrassing when
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: you're having to dole out cash by the drinks. It's
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: a little bit low rent.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, I'm even prepared. I'm even prepared at this stage.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: So you know, you can pay me the next day
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: or just direct credit and to make account or whatever,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: so we don't actually have to deal.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: With the cash on the day because it can make
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: things a bit awkward.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Because we're going to the Jim's Palace, not going to
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: the Jiz bistro. Like why am I paying? Or do
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: you have drink specials on a Friday?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: We do from four or seven?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: That's when the show's on, isn't it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately that's the happy hour. Right.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Well, look, there's a great suggestions, and if I can't
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: think of anything better, I will bring some cash. But
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: for the listeners, three four eight three send through. What
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: do you think I should take as a housewarming gift?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Considering the fact that Jays doesn't drink. Every text in
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: the draw for a reburg of voucher that's three four
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: eight three.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: And I was thinking your wife could do something for desserts.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe cheeze cake.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: No, she's not doing a cake. She's never making you
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: a cake ever again.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Cheesecake.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Holdak.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: I took monkeys there on the radio hold Aki Big
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon, twenty five minutes to past twenty.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: It's very confusing, twenty five minutes to pass. Ah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Hey, this Friday, we're doing a bit of a housewarming
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: at the Jews.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Permers, the mayor of Jiztown is.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: But do we have the record for them saying that
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: the most on the radio?
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I think so quite all related to me, I might note.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: That's right, so we're all heading along. I was gonna
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: bring a housewarming gift, usually a bottle of red wine
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: you don't drink, so to be a waste. So I've
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: taken suggestions on three four eight three. Also on our
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Instagram page, pugs had a little thing where you could
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: comment suggestions too. Yes, so some great suggestions are coming
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: through a framed war map of Vietnam.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Very nice. Actually, I love a bit of wool art.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I quite like the sound of that. I quite like
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: the sound of that. Jason. Also, I think you know
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: somebody that's texted through here that you should bring. You
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: should bring an offering of food. Yeah, and I think
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: that's quite considerate. Key, I think you should think about that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: If it's not going to be something to drink, something
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: to eat, there's an option. And that's why Jason's suggestion
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: about the cake from your wife, I just think you're
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: missing a trick there, brother, And we're not turning this
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: into a Kesey's wife's cake chat. Sean great suggestion. Some
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: gourmet food, a gourmet food item like olive oil, like
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: a really nice olive oil. Not bad I like that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love truffle oil for example.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, sure, yes, but even.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Got a special little cabinet and now oven there for
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: all the oils you pull.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Out very flesh, flesh oven at the Jiz Palace.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: What about miladies carkis.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well after today's debarc or probably.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Sandy sees a bonze eye tree.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Love it?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it. I suppose for a man of
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: your stature, there'd be like a regular tree, wouldn't ith. Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Someone here is suggesting a box of Connies, but I
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: don't want to. I don't want to steal pugs.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: This thunder and you know I'm not a big fan
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: of cornies.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I don't really get this one Fellers, which came through.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: This came through on the old Instagram. Then it's from
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Ryan A bird ship and a tupperware container for kesy.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's not your party, No exactly.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I was going to your house, that's what I to
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: take a bird ship there.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know it's hard to you know, to
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: find a bird in the first instance, Yes, then to
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: find one that needs to do a ship and then
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: to catch and a ice cream container or doubleware.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: It's a steamer.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: A bird steamer.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Someone here suggested online a bag of kitty me not
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: even know what that.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Is, and also a bag someone else is saying a
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: bag here. We can't just bring a bag a bag
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: of Why are we bringing bags?
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Durries? You're off the durries now, Yeah, you're doing well, man.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: There's no smoking in the apartment, sorry fellas.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, Jack has suggested a full DVD collection of Thunderbirds.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: You can just sort of see your life's work.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Don't have a dvdas he's thinking about this, and just
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: see here you go in your apartment, everything like that.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: What about a secondhand vacuum cleaner Logie, yes it's still here.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: That is a great idea. No Noggie's old vacuum cleaner.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I have just spent weeks getting rid of shit. I
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: don't want more of it in my apart.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It's good for vacuuming stuff up, man, really good, really good.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Plus I could give it a nickname like the jizz vacuum.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: in on.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Radio radio here there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: This somewhat blustery Tuesday afternoon. What a special treat we've
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: got on the studio with us, fellas. We don't often
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: get a superstar in the show with us, do we?
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm talking superstar doesn't often happen. But we've got
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: one now, the one, the only Brett McKenzie. Get a
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: break your mad.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: It sounds like there's a lot more of you than
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: there are.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, no, thanks for the thanks for the big ups.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Hell of an entourage you brought in with you as well. Man,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: you've got that Hollywood entourage. There is a.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Outside.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on? You changed change deal.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got hip houp now as well.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, is that why you're wearing so much blank at
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: the moment? Yeah?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: On the winning and why you got your hit.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: And you've got the plants as well.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean that's you look a bit of
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: working his plants. What he means there's corn rows but
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: he didn't know what the definition was there. Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'll take my sunglasses off for you guys.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Bread.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: It is a privilege, listen. I I've got to apologize
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: the fellows in the studio at the moment. We're all
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: running massive zs. So if we look, if we look
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: a little bit, you can see the one on my face.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Mogi's running a couple of even keysy you guys work
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: into her.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so you need holiday guys.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: It's only even keasy.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: He's got beautiful skin running.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: You got the biskin.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: He's got good skin. He is a young he's younger
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: by about twenty years. That's a good secret. Good.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that pays off nutri GENA. Yeah, it's a moisturizer.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: But we've got Britain in the studio, not just talking
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: about our skin. Felts. You're going on, you're down talking
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: about the skin.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: How is your skin?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Well? You know what if you rock a beard for thirty.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Years, don't As I get older, I can just can
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: shave off the beard and I look, I'm gonna you know,
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: I can carve back ten years.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: You are clean shaven.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: I've done.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I do it once or twice a year.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: It terrifies my children, and then my wife tells me,
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I look weird as grow back?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Is it one of those things Brett where you grew
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: a bed because you've got like a weird chin.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: I've got quite a pointy face, right, yeah, yeah, quite
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: el which was for a very short time I was
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: in Elf and Lord of the Rings, like anyone be
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: sure if anyone in Wellington was tall and thin with
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: pointy features, we got where you got cast in the movie.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: But yeah, even my kids like, wow, you're quite pointy.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Got quite a pointy, pointy face, yes, offers with the beard.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't even get an audition for Lord of the Rings.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I was pretty filthy about that. I mean, I would
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: have made quite a great, what we.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Know, hobbit.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: You would have been a brilliant hobbit because I've got.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Massive feet, you know, and I'm not a big one.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: They did they did the prosthetic hair on the feet,
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: you know, yes, you know, so that was glued on.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Shod talked about something.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about before it goes on to Jason. Yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I have a very I have a very clear memory, man.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: And it was when I was in New York and
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I was walking along the street and I saw.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: And is it Radio Hall, Radio City, Radio City?
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And it's a big It's like it's like
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: New York's Civic it's like the mecha. Yeah, it's a
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: big one.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: And I saw Flight of the Concords and this is
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I'm talking years and years and years.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Ago you were talking about twenty twelve.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I was like, bugging me, these fellows have
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: made How was that it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: Was unreal because you'd right, you'd arrive and there'd be
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: a line around the building of.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: People waiting to get in to watch us.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was crazy.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Were they're sort of crapping yourself a little bit?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's quite freaky.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: But luckily our fans are really nice generally, yes, pretty sweet, yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: lovely people who would bring us things that made they
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: were quite There was a big crossover of people who
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: liked doing crafty, people.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Who liked the concourse.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: So our fans, you know, they didn't so much want
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: us to sign their breast, but they would give us
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: something they're crocheted even better.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: And the crossover real niche with Wellington paranormal and they
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: give you this all the stuff, you know, because you
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: go to the fans sort of things and then they
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: give you these things that they've crafted and they've spent
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: hours on them, maybe days. What do you do with them?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Because the feeling is that you don't want it, well,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: but if you throw it out, will you go to hell?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: That's the sort of battle that they're feeling.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: You have on the last day the tour in the
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: hotel room.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're trying to pack, to pack your.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Suitcase, yes, and it's like can you fit and what
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: are you doing it?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Can you fit?
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: The unusual portrait that someone's done of me and Jermaine's
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: sheep watercolors.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I'm picturing like you've got like ten doily's in your
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: bag that you're trying to get rid of, a crochet.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: I do have a few boxes of unusual fan art
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: in my mum's garage. Yeah, that I don't know, maybe
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: an exhibition one day.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: It's a Papa, tell you what we're going to do.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: We're going to go to one of your tunes.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: What's it is it?
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Dave, Dave's Space Place, Dave's Place.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And we've got the author of that song with that
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: right now. That books.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: It's available as a book as well, The One and
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Only Brett McKenzie Brett. But you know, a genuine question
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: here with you and Jermaine and Flight to the Concords.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Have you being surprised at how massive you became?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: I mean yeah, it was quite gradual. So but when
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: the TV show, the power of a TV show is
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: something else. Yes, I got if you're if you're a
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: young band out there and you're looking to if you're
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: looking at ways to get a bit of impact, get
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: a TV shows hugely successful, to make a successful show
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: on a Mason Big yeah, cable network, Yes, I do
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: remember this. You've got this the wind behind you with
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: someone like that. Because HBO suddenly there were there were posts,
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: there were posters in the subway, there were there was
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: a billboard. Yeah, you know, and you don't get a
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: billboard normally for things you're making. Yes, so there's this
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: the engine of this giant jumbo jet kicks and the
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: common Yeah. With the show ended up, we were lucky
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: because the show worked and everything, But we're also lucky
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: because it was also pre streaming, if that makes sense.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: You know it's Netflix.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: At that point was a video delivery envelope, these red
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: envelopes in America you get the videos your DVDs sent
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: to your house. And so it was not quite as
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: old school as New Zealand in the eighties where it
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: was just two channels, but it meant on Sunday nights,
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: there were a few things you could watch, and we
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: were one of them.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Well, and also the timing of this too. I vividly
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: remember I was in high school and I think I
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: had a Flight of the Concords video on my Bibo
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: site or my MySpace or some MySpace.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Jermain was really into my space. Yeah, it was a
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: big MySpace.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's such a bizarre like a couple of
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: years there where everyone was on MySpace and I got
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: seen and I used to see in videos of you
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: guys in your first massive performance. I still remember, like
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: what I think Jermain's wearing blue or something and you
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: and it just blew up at my high school and
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, your video is being sent to
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: everyone because of you guys being successful and brilliant, but
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: also because my Space was so massive all of a sudden.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was. It was sort of a different
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: kind of time. I remember YouTube was new, yes, and
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: then we had a song. We had the song Business
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: Time became a YouTube sort of same.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it wasn't it wasn't. It went minor.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: It was a minor viral sensation, but it was it
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: was out of time when not everyone knew what YouTube
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: was which is hard to imagine now, Yes, but yeah,
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: it was amazing. And one thing that's weird, though, Jason,
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: is we got we did these shows. You remember, we
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: used to do comedy shows at the Classic. We were
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: doing shows with you there, and we're still playing the
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: same songs. You know, we're still singing about David Bowie'
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: in space and the next thing, we're Radio City in
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: New York. There's five or six thousand people there. They're
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: laughing at the same thing. Yeah, and the same moment
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: in the song that was good at the Classic is
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: really good at the big venue.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: So it's really weird.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Because it doesn't you sort of don't change what's happening
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: on stage and what's happening. But yeah, it's really cool
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: seeing how it can translate the same. If something's funny
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: in a room of people, it's going to be funny
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: to ten thousand people.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, so weird, right, Yeah, good.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: The classic joke I remember from the start of the
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: set was like, it's really nice be here and and
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: then Jermaine looks at the back of his guitar and
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: says America. Yeah, yeah, you know, like he couldn't remember
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: the country he was in that stuff you would have
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: done at the Classic and stuff back in the day
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we spent quite a long time pretending to
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: be David Bowie. I remember did a get Awkland We're
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: like to begin with, we used to be.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, are you running to rock accland.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: And then we'd start playing a little folk song right
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: and then but we did that. And we remember one
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: time we did a sharp here and by the next
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: day Jermaine didn't have a voice. So the Nick show
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: he didn't talk at all for the whole.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Show or sing.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: What he did he must be a mild, mildly annoying
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: person to the Tour of the world was because of
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: course he doesn't drink, but he also doesn't drive.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I know you've touched a nerve there.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: It's a real combination. One is.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: It's okay, except often, you know, socially, someone's got to
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: have a drink.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, welcome to town.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: We want to take it out for a drink. Great,
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: what can I get you jas of an orange juice
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: or a glass of water. And they'd be like, oh, Jude,
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: this isn't gonna you know that weird think it's not
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: well I think it's softened now. A lot of people
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: have like zero O coll beers and everything, but often
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: it felt like there was a bit of pressure. I'd
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: have a beer.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Just just give me a bottle of couplet, a couple
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: of bottles for brown. It has been a busy day,
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: hey man, because you've got a tour coming up. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I've already seen that you're sold out in some well
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: a surprise, I've.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Hadded another show Wellington's yes, there's some tickets and then
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: there's an Auckland show at this school theater called the Hollywood,
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: which is the movie theater, and then they Gis and Evandale.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: It's we were just there this afternoon.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: It's so beautiful mate.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: That's in my homehood or it used to be able
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: to move now, but that is a fantastic.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Beauty. Beauty.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Well, if you want to see Britt mackenzie doing his
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: freak out to the album tour, as mentioned, the gig
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: on Thursday, the second of April at Meol neuis down
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Wellington has sold out, but there's one on the Wednesday
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: night now, first of April, and on Saturday the fourth
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: you'll be at the Hollywood in Auckland for tickets, brit
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Should they go to your website?
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can go to I've built a website, guys.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: There's a link that you can press the button and
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: it links through it that I've got the latest and technology.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: How good, yeah, Britt McKinsey dot com com.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you got you got to win. No global,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I've gone global.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, no, Britt, that's fantastic man, Thanks for spending some
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: time with us. Well done on your success man as well.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: That's also Can I get a ticket or something for
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: this orcklandshier couple?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe? Oh yeah, yeah, a couple of tickets to go,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: but just have the tickets.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll probably sell them off to other people, you know.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love your work.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Makes some money on that.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not very social. Yeah, so I don't want to mix.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: We find some people who like to go out, yeah exactly.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, some people who like people exactly the times
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I don't like people. So it's been a pleasure. Britt McKenzie.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you, yes, please Britt, just quickly, do you like
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Jimmy Eat World? Jimmy Eat World?
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, rock and Roll.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: in four on.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Radio Key Jimmy World.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: coming up after six o'clock. Fellas Old Magi had a
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: dream about one of the members of the Big Show.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: We don't know who yet. No, that's right, And let
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: me just say it left me feeling a little bit uneasy. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: I say that right, just left me feeling a little bit.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: It's obviously about Jasoner.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I seriously had a dream last night that people had
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: taken over my old house and I was furious about
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: it and really upset about it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: But there was literally nothing I could.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Do because your wife had your car keys.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: There was literally in the.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Dream, And I was like, but surely they can't just
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: live here.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: So is that in the sense of you've rented it
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: out and now there's people living in it, and now
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: you can't do anything about it because now they live there.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: That's not a dream, man, that's your life. But the
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: people that are living there, they're lovely.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I just head a few feelings about but.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: They because they listened to the show. But yeah, it
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: was weird. It was very off putting.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't believe that you were saying though so
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: dodgy because they listened to the show.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: The other ones that you see were kind of like
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: weird looking at Yeah, no, none of those things. All right,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: it's coming up after sir, the Wold Aching Big Show
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold I.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: It is the biggest show and you're listening to it.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: It's called the Big Show and it's brought to you by.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Rebig handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gormets that will change
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: the game's Hey, Jay, someone's just text through here on
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: three four eight three something you might be interested in.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Hey feelers, just reminding Ja said it's his winning anniversary tomorrow,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: so he doesn't forget like last year, in the year before,
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: did you.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: We had a great opportunity for a whole days with
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: a content and now it's gone. I knew that. I'll
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: tell you what. I'll tell you what.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: What happened to me the other day? I got a memory.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I got a Facebook memory and it was off my wedding.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I got a Facebook memory, you know how they send
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: you and the old photos come up and I looked
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: at it and I went, oh, my god, that's my
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: wedding day.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: And then I went atly, what day was that?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Fairb eighteenth? And I went, I'm going to remember that, bastard,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: So what are you going to do? I didn't remember it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: You just reminded me.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: But the great listener?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that photo, well, I think.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: It's disappeared now because if Facebook, they just pop up.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: This is from six years ago. Do you guys get those?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you're not on Facebook memories?
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And what's really distressing about them actually is I
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: get a lot of my old photos of room, my dog.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: That's nice. It's kind of nice, but then it's kind
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: of makes me feel sad. Yeah you know what I mean.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So you've got tonight to get yourself a prison
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: for tomorrow or whatever you do. What do you usually
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: celebrate with love making?
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, other than the love maker and a poem or whatever.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Actually, what I'll do is I'll order a massive bouquet?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Can I?
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you another question? What anniversary actually is this?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Because we've been all over the show with us.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Because it's the so twenty eleven, what's that feels?
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Fifteen?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Fifteen? I haven't got a lot of time here.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: You know you should get fifty rebig about you?
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Is that actually fifteen? Yeah? I actually thought it was
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: much much higher than thought.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: It was twenty something.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I thought it was going on thirty. So you've been
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: lying no, fifteen, that we've been married. Yeah, sure, we've
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: been together for nigh on thirty years. I thought that
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: you got married twenty five years. You've been lying to me,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: and I've been buying it, and so it's keasy have I? Yes,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: far out?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: But your backbone T shirt fifty about I.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Mean s'll love it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a few backbone Actually, I'll tell you
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: what I noticed. I noticed out in the in the office.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: There's a couple of lamb T shirts.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Lamb cap.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: You take your lamb cap.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my god? What am I going to do?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: For the Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Radio Hodarky.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Red Chili Pepper's there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: This Tuesday evening. Now listen.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: If you're a basketball fan and you want to be
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: courtside with three your buddies getting supplied with beverages and food,
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: then you need to listen up for the Backbone Bench.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: That's right, Jason. What do you text again to three
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: four eight three? Bench? We've done it every home game.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: This time I have season and it's bitch to three
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: four eight.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I think it would be like basketball or something. Yeah,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: it's basketball.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Text bounce, bounce, bound, poof, poof. It's sweash. Is the
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: noise it makes. That's what it's called swash. But if
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: he takes bench to three four eight three, you can
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: win the backbone bench, which is you and three mates courtside.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: This Thursday, the nineteenth event, find a stadium and they're
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: taking all the taip Hans, last regular season game of
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: the year for the Breakers off of the season.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I should say Ken's Taipans.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, the hell is a Taipan a snake, deadly,
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: very deadly.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: The Breakers are going to have to be careful out
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: there because if the Taipans get a hold of them,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: the curtains.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: If you get hit by a Taipan, you've got to
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: suck at hard straight away. You've got to really very
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: much like you and and Mogi's dream. You got to
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: really get your tongue in there.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: No.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: No, First of all, you don't get hit by a
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: taipe and you get bitten by a taipan.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Well, they call it a hat.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: There's such Actually, when I was in Vietnam, there was
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: a tie hand on the street and I stepped over it.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: That's went for a strike.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: And I just in the nick of time just got
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: out of the way of it because.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Wow, one of the locals yet, well you almost got
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: hurt by a taipe had exactly. Yes, that's an amazing story. Yeah,
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: but text bench to three four eight three. You could
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: be courtside. You get free food and beverages as well
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: as food and beverages, Jo. Just in case you're wondering. Now,
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: a lot of people don't know that, I will say
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: though we have been telling people or asking people. We're
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: telling people when they go to this thing, make sure
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: you get a photo from courtside on your backbone bench
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: and us send us that photo. I don't feel like
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: everyone's been doing it. I'm grateful, shocking.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Speaking of basketball, fellas, you'll be excited to know. I've
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: got a hoop set up in the apartment in the
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Jiz Palace so he can when we're just you know,
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: just chilling out, we can shoot a few hoops. Steer
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: out the window, watch people beat the ship out of
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: each other. Well, you've got quite a high ceiling, right, yeah,
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: very high ceiling man. Yeah, so you know, well while
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: the ladies can you.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Know the ladies, my wife Beret than I am, you know, yeah,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: shooting just just yeah basketball. She played basketball properly for
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: a team and.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that makes sense because she wrote the pine
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: most of the time when you're in the social team.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Don't turn this away from you, big sixest to me
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: being on the beach.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: What was six about me?
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: You said that we were going to play basketball? Well,
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: the ladies were cooking dinner, you see it, cooking and
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: sewing and stuff. Six bitch six bitch to three, four
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: eight three.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Shocking the whole Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kyzy.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Hold Ike Jane's addiction there on the Hodarky Big Show.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: This rather stormy Tuesday night. I believe we've got some
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: breaking news.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: This is breaking news.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: We've actually got two breaking news. Jason. Do you want
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: to go first making breaking news or two breaking news?
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Is two breaking news? Two breaking news, Jason? Or two
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: breaking news? Is?
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I think?
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Do you want to go first breaking news?
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Can we just lose the two and just hate breaking news.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, breaking news.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: This is breaking news to Mighty. Martin. Yes, plays in
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: the halves for the Warriors, especially at the moment given
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: we're short on halves with luky Met out for weeks.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: He has broken his leg, so we are down another half.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: It's not good, fellow. I believe he came off limping
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: in the Indigenous All Stars game over the weekend and
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: they've just got the diagnosis. She's broken. Now Jay's Warriors chat.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: You might not be interested in that generally has been
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: broken at nine hundred and forty seven places. Wow, yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: that's and he just walked off. He just walked off.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he he's had a few.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: He had something to do with his head.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: He medically retired from the NRS because of a head
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: knock and a brain bleed. And then last season wasn't
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: the season before. He was in a moonboot the entire season.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: So he's had a shocking run to Mighty. So that
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: was He is a good looking fallow, which I think
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: we should factor in.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. It'd be a shame to lose
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: him for that reason alone. He's the eye candy.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: He was that's so. That's Mogi's breaking news. He's league
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: breaking news. They feel ah, here's my breaking news.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: This is breaking news.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: The world.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: It's most expensive Pokemon card sold at auction overnight.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: This I seldom at night. No, no, I was in America.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: You'd want to stay awake. They have more people betting
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: on it. I do it. I do it during the day.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Mogie.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Look, man, I don't understand. I don't make the rules.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: They just had to know. I'm not accusing you.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you just had a bit of anger in
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: the The card was purchased right a number of years ago,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: five years ago by Logan Paul. He's a bit of
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: a knob here. He purchased the card for five million
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: US dollars a Pokemon card.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: What's so special about this Pokemon card?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: It's magic. It gives you the power to read minds.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: It's one of thirty nine ever created. It was a
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: hand designed card made by the original illustrator of Pokemon.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: And this is the only PSA ten, which is the
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: top grade in terms of quality, in terms of how
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: beautifully it's presented. It's the only one in the will
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: J So in short, what's special about it? Aka nothing.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: He bought it for five million US US dollars. How
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: much do you think he sold it for? Five years?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: More than that?
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Twenty five, sixteen sixteen.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he started off for sixteen million US dollars a
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Pokemon card.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: How many Pokemon cards do you have?
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Keysy, I don't have any anymore, but I used to
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: have a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: What happened to them?
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I kind of played with them a
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: lot and they got all like crumpled and stuff. They're
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: not PSA eighteen now, they weren't PSA to the Sorry,
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: they weren't sticky. Why would they get sticky?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Because you love them so much.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: With all your heart inside your little bubble there.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: So hang on, I did not pleasure myself with my Pokemon.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, what the Hidiarchy Big show week days from
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hodarky.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your man barsids.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: It's a big show done in dust for this juice.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: See what's the podcast outro clip?
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Keezy?
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: So you're holding a berth that hot time?
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Boy? I guess I don't bur Fellers.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: The clip on today's podcast outro is about Jay's horrific
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: new coffee table. He's just purchased.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I'll send you the photo. I'll send it to you now.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: And you.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Has got glasses with one arm. Can I just say, just.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Say that the photo doesn't do it justice. It's natural life.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: This is a photo you've taken and at the bottom
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: of the frame is your.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Good coffee table. Though a fe I like it, thanks, I.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Don't like it's too I don't know in your face
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: it's like, oh look at me, look at my coffee table.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Cool with itzy the missionary, a bit of a missionary man.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: But you've got it real fla brilliant thank you, thank you.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: You could get them on your coffee table.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Fur. Actually, I tell you what you could do, which
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: would be really good.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Keys. What's that is?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: I buy it and then you help me carry it
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: down from k road.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea. That put it in the back
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: of your truck. Actually, that's a great can you bring
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: your truck.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: This isn't house woman gifts.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: This is you just getting me to do ship for you,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: more of a gift than giving your time and the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: use of your truck.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Thanks man, okay, but I'm not giving you any cash.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Then what are you doing tonight? MOGGI, hurry up. I'm
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: going to go and visit a set, to go and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: visit a set, so I'm looking forward to that acting act.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: But no, I'm not somebody else's two other people from
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: the business. I'm going to go and visit them. Give
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: them a high five. Yeah good. Still a bit of
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: advice there to the director and the producers and that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: just you know, you know. I don't know if you
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: guys know. Obviously you do, but this show with what
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: is called talkback, so if you need the advice.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: He's your man, Keysy, he's your man. Hey, Kesy, what
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: are you having for dinner tonight? Even though you've been
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: picking out on noodles and dumplings? Oh yeah, dumplings last
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: night as well.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? I haven't been picking out
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: today at all. All right, I text my wife. Are
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: we having Mexican beans, chad corn, salsa and coriander yogurt
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: with chicken.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Music's finishing, just chilling out, preparing recipes for my housewarming?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: All right, see you tomorrow.