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Theo and Casey Rocket Go Off the Rails Riffing(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I can't tell if I'm having, like, male hot
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  Speaker 1: flashes or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Sure. Men of a certain age.
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  Speaker 1: Every age. Every age, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Men of a certain age being the spectrum of all ages, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I think these days, things have gotten crazy. You'll
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  Speaker 1: see a little kid having a hot flash or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be like, you know, you'll see a little kid just, like,
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  Speaker 1: Like just looking for like a.
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  Speaker 2: A faucet.
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  Speaker 1: People are trying to do anything they can.
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  Speaker 2: To cool these kids off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: To help themselves. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a spigot.
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  Speaker 1: You'll see people doing like– the level we've gotten to
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  Speaker 1: in a society of trying to help ourselves is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like people are playing like a lot of like
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  Speaker 1: certain hertz of sounds that are supposed to like you
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  Speaker 1: know help you pass old uh trauma or help you
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  Speaker 1: uh you know uh win the lottery like there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot like there's a lot of megahertz that's variable for
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  Speaker 1: different options you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah there's all kinds of sounds that can help
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  Speaker 2: you win the lottery um i'm the first to admit
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  Speaker 2: that yeah so certain like tonal certain like tonal shifts.
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  Speaker 2: So if you go like low, like you'll win, what
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  Speaker 2: is it? Like 10 to 20 grand.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So, but the higher ones, they get dangerous for your, like,
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  Speaker 2: what do they call it? Like, um, terminal mental velocity. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when people win too much money, it induces a lot,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's called a high dollar trauma or something, HDT.
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  Speaker 1: And you, you will see people with that, like rich
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  Speaker 1: people or whatever. And they're suddenly eating like Rare cheese
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  Speaker 1: is cheese is made from, you know, obviously that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: cultivated or pasteurized in the tears of the poor and young.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Well, what did they say? It's like old money
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  Speaker 2: at the poverty line. So it's like LA, LA by
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  Speaker 2: way of New York. So the lower the cheese is
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  Speaker 2: on like a vibrational frequency, the higher the dollar amount
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to pay. It's like a tax write off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, definitely. If you get, cause there's somebody running
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  Speaker 1: around with a 425 megahertz queso dip right now. I
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  Speaker 1: know there's a truck that just stalled out on the
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  Speaker 1: way to the Hamptons that was full of it.
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  Speaker 2: The engine just could not function like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think when you're pushing that much high dollar
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  Speaker 1: dairy and you're pulling it behind you and you have
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  Speaker 1: a fucking probably a seventh or eighth grade reading level driver.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the polarity there is just not healthy. And it's like,
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  Speaker 2: where does the buck stop? The buck stops when the
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  Speaker 2: truck stops, as they say.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. God, if queso made us freaking smarter, God,
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  Speaker 1: can you even imagine?
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine the mental bandwidth I would have right now?
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  Speaker 2: Because I had to get all queso breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Did you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So frozen solid liquid, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: So you get like, what is it, like a fudge
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  Speaker 2: pop of like frozen queso fresco. And then you go like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: you go chili con carne, pure liquid. So you leave
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  Speaker 2: that on the dashboard. And then you go with the gas,
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  Speaker 2: which is just like a handful of like Ritz.
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  Speaker 1: And those are so good. And what I've also heard
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  Speaker 1: is that they have those new queso whippets or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like a whippet, like pimento cheese whippets.
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  Speaker 2: Galaxy gas, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you hit a couple of those, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, I got a stomachache.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you'll get sick. Yeah, you'll have to shit.
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  Speaker 2: You'll have to poop. It's bad for your appendix, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, these days your appendix will burst or a rich
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  Speaker 1: person will hire you to burst your appendix so they
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  Speaker 1: don't have to. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll tether you up. That's what happened to Duff
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  Speaker 2: McKagan from Guns N' Roses. He accidentally tethered to himself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We've been dancing with Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Brownstone.
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  Speaker 1: God, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Too much of a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: Too much Dashboard Queso.
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  Speaker 2: Yum.
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  Speaker 1: That's our band name.
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  Speaker 2: Like the string cheese incident.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God, dude. I used to follow widespread some. Did you?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think I know, well, not widespread, but I know
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  Speaker 2: someone in the Tostigi Trucks band.
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  Speaker 1: Do you?
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  Speaker 2: Dwayne.
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  Speaker 1: Johnson? Allman.
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  Speaker 2: Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Dwayne Allman. Yeah. I've always wanted a last name that
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  Speaker 1: was a nut. Bring him up, Dwayne Allman.
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  Speaker 2: Peter Pistachio?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or a P, or like Ronnie Garbanzo or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like a bean maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wait, is Dwayne Ullman dead? Oh, no. He died
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  Speaker 2: in 1971. Who have I been talking to? Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably one of those Nigerian scammers.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I want to teach you steel guitar.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, great. That sounds great.
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  Speaker 1: Melissa. Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: What's the catch? I'm going to teach you how to
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  Speaker 2: play southbound. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Casey Rocket, good to see you, man.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you. Happy to be here. Thanks for
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  Speaker 2: making me laugh. Thanks for talking, Queso. Oh, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost, well, I misread your name earlier, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what even had me thinking about it. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was Queso Rocket.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah. Queso Object Permanence Rocket.
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  Speaker 1: There should be like a Latino version of you that
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  Speaker 1: comes out named Queso Rocket.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, this person's an imposter.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I'm not. Huh?
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  Speaker 2: He's all liquid. So sick.
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  Speaker 1: God, I hope we're okay.
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  Speaker 2: Me too. A riff like that will make you start
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  Speaker 2: questioning your purpose in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, things get rough, dude. Well, it reminded me, it
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  Speaker 1: took me to a place when I went to see...
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  Speaker 1: I went and we watched... It was at a music
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  Speaker 1: festival one weekend. It was in New Orleans. It's called
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  Speaker 1: Jazz and Heritage Festival. It's every year. And they had...
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  Speaker 1: Who was playing? The guy, uh, shit. Some guy that
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  Speaker 1: was going to die soon.
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  Speaker 2: And was that, so was that the general consensus or
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  Speaker 2: you like retroactively, you were like, he was about to die.
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  Speaker 1: He would have like, he was out there, but his
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  Speaker 1: kid was singing with him. Kind of, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: when they get the kids out there. Yeah. And he's
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  Speaker 1: sitting over there and somebody just kind of spraying water
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  Speaker 1: on him. Almost like he's like a, like a, like
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  Speaker 1: one of those Indian plants or whatever. David Allen Co.
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  Speaker 2: That happened with Ozzy too. They like hooked him up
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  Speaker 2: to a life support machine. I was there. I was
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  Speaker 2: in Birmingham. I saw Ozzy's last concert.
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  Speaker 1: Were you really? Yeah. And did they like, was he
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  Speaker 1: on an IV and stuff while he was up there?
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  Speaker 2: Um, yeah, he was in like a UV light.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They had him in like, it was like a makeshift,
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  Speaker 2: like final destination tanning machine. So it was like, But
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  Speaker 2: it was, like, pointed outward so he didn't have to
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  Speaker 2: be laying down. But, see, so that is a tanning bed.
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  Speaker 2: You can see the blue. Yeah, it helped him, like,
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  Speaker 2: he had, like, photosynthesis. It made him, like, effervescent.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the darkest tanning bed you can get.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, how dark do you want to go? It's
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  Speaker 1: like we offer, like, you know, Pensacola, Alabama, Tri-Delta, Pensacola Beach.
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  Speaker 1: Or we also can go all the way. We can
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  Speaker 1: do Ozzy's Last Show Dark.
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  Speaker 2: We could do South Padre Island or You in a Casket.
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  Speaker 2: So that, they're actually pointing an EMP at him. That's
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  Speaker 2: a sound weapon. So he has Havana syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. And he's just singing that song.
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  Speaker 1: San Juan. Mi hijo. Have you seen those freaking TikToks, dude?
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  Speaker 1: It's like... It's a bunch of people that can't read
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  Speaker 1: and they're going to Puerto Rico or whatever. And so
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  Speaker 1: they made a song about it. Have you seen that, Trevin?
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  Speaker 2: I have not.
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  Speaker 1: What was the song? It's like, it's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people that are in trouble reading and writing who refuse
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  Speaker 1: to teach their kids how to read and write because
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  Speaker 1: they can't, right?
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  Speaker 2: Sure. Well, that's a good reason for not doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I agree. But for years, people have been pretending
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  Speaker 1: they can and then they show the kid. And that's
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  Speaker 1: like trickle down. Ignoromics, right?
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: It's Reagan started it. And that's the kind of shit
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  Speaker 1: that we don't need in the community. So a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them are going to San Juan and they're doing
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  Speaker 1: this song on the way there to gain points with
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  Speaker 1: their Lord. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then when they land, hopefully they have enough like
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  Speaker 2: spiritual savings account to not go bankrupt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. To get a Carlos and Charlie shirt on the
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  Speaker 1: way home. Can you bring it up? You haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: this thing, dude. No. I don't even know if we
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  Speaker 1: can play this or not.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully it's not copyrighted.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was, oh, AI made the song. That
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  Speaker 1: was the craziest thing about it. This is it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, so I am into stuff like this, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's basically for the learning disabled, okay? We're just where
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  Speaker 1: we are. There's a whole new genre of music for
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  Speaker 1: the learning disabled.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, it helps with, like, shapes and colors.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we thought for years they were listening to what
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  Speaker 1: we were listening to, right? And finally people were like, no,
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  Speaker 1: they need their own music, play a little more, play
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  Speaker 1: a little, just keep going.
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  Speaker 2: In the boot scootin' boogie. Yeah, so it's like spiritual dyslexia?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Well, that's exactly what it is. And I think it's,
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  Speaker 1: I want to say it's Baptist-based, I'm not sure. But
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  Speaker 1: is there some....
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can see kind of like the proving ground
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  Speaker 2: of like the Pentecostal religion as well. You can see
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  Speaker 2: some of that seeping into the groundwater.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's, you know, sometimes you wake up and your
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  Speaker 1: legs are all soggy and you're like, you know.
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  Speaker 2: How do I dry these puppies out?
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  Speaker 1: Who did this?
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  Speaker 2: Who did this and why?
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  Speaker 1: Who did this and why? Because I used to always
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  Speaker 1: know someone would pee in my bed every night and
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't me. Mm-mm.
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  Speaker 2: How could it be?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, it couldn't have been that many times. Mm-mm.
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  Speaker 2: No, once or twice you go, all right, I've been
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  Speaker 2: making some mistakes. Yeah, yeah. Four, five, ten times. You
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  Speaker 2: get up to double digits, you go like, I'm being persecuted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being gang stalked by a bunch of pissers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. It's obvious that they're sneaking in through our
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  Speaker 1: broken window downstairs near the kitchen. Yeah. They're coming up.
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  Speaker 1: They're pissing on your boy. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I've talked to the landlord. He won't answer. It goes
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  Speaker 2: to Malor Damon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Every time I call the landlord, it goes
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  Speaker 1: to a front desk of Christian Dior somewhere. So they
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  Speaker 1: have no clue what we're talking about. No.
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  Speaker 2: They go, first of all, how can you smell through
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  Speaker 2: the phone? I don't know. You tell me who's pissing
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  Speaker 2: my bed and I'll answer your little inquiry.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, we could replace the sheets. That'll be $ 1, 100.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, god damn. I'll just sit here in
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  Speaker 1: poverty and piss.
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  Speaker 2: I'll sit here in the potty bed I made. A
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  Speaker 2: water bed full of piss.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, that. That is what we need is. This
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  Speaker 1: is where we're going to get to because the society
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  Speaker 1: is getting weird. Can we agree? Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the first. I'm the second to admit that. You
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  Speaker 2: were the first, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. And I'm glad we're here. And I'm glad we're here.
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  Speaker 1: And society is getting weird. People are not wearing gloves
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  Speaker 1: anymore when they drive. Yeah. Okay? I saw an animal
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  Speaker 1: the other day, no hoofs on his feet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What happened to the nuclear family?
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  Speaker 1: It's a big question, dude. I saw two gay men.
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  Speaker 1: They were wearing dog collars.
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  Speaker 2: Dog collars.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting there smoking in the car by himself. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Windows up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ruins the resale value.
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  Speaker 1: It's just nobody, I don't know if people don't care
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  Speaker 1: or if they've taken our ability to care away. Hmm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If it is endemic of a greater social, sociopolitical problem
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  Speaker 2: or if it's engendered upon the human race in general.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because that's a big question because the first thing
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  Speaker 1: you would take away from somebody is their ability to care. Yes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because it leaves you in a spot, you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the one true export of all of the maleficence
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  Speaker 2: of consciousness is hope without faith. God, that gives me
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  Speaker 2: the shivers. That's so scary. So people are now dogs
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  Speaker 2: without nails. God.
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  Speaker 1: And they still think they're scratching each other's backs.
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  Speaker 2: No, they were born on third base and they thought
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  Speaker 2: they hit a triple.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a different time, man. The zygotes are different. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say that.
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  Speaker 1: Sure. Have you seen a cat scan of a woman's
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  Speaker 1: belly recently?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that like a recent, like an up-to-date cat scan?
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  Speaker 2: I've been looking at like old ones to see how
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  Speaker 2: the technology has progressed.
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  Speaker 1: One woman. One woman had a Frisbee and an eight
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  Speaker 1: ball in there. That was it. Yeah. So whatever is
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  Speaker 1: living in there or part time or whatever is keeping
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  Speaker 1: its luggage there. Sure. Okay. Obviously. Likes to party at
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  Speaker 1: the park, you know.
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  Speaker 2: That was a great WCW pay-per-view, the party at the park.
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  Speaker 1: Was that one?
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  Speaker 2: I know they did the bash at the beach, so
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  Speaker 2: I can only hope that they did the party at
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  Speaker 2: the park.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I hope they did, too. And it was a
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: beautiful day. It was by a river, right? Yeah. They
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  Speaker 1: hung a briefcase full of the world's finest charcuterie board
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  Speaker 1: in the world, right? They hung the finest charcuterie board
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  Speaker 1: in the world up, and you had to climb up
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  Speaker 1: a ladder, right? And then you had to get three
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  Speaker 1: strong kids, and you had to climb up one of
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  Speaker 1: their backs, right? And you didn't know which one, and
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  Speaker 1: the winner got it. You didn't know which one had
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  Speaker 1: the best back. Yeah. Because they kept their shirts on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's purely intuition.
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  Speaker 1: And also, if you're standing there intuitioning which kid has
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  Speaker 1: a nice back, dude, if you do it too strongly,
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  Speaker 1: you go to jail, right? So it would take you
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  Speaker 1: longer to get to the charcuterie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And if you do it too long, also Booker
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  Speaker 2: T is going to hit you with a chair. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was like a good thought experiment. That was like
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: the Stanford prison experiment in action.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's where we are.