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Happy Anniversary Johnjay and Blake · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: What's cracker like? And this is the big boss dog,
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  Speaker 1: Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 4: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 6: In your face to me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 5: Rich, today's national what? National Chai Day. National Chai Tea Day.
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  Speaker 5: National Pecan Cookie Day. National Pepper Jack Cheese Day. I'm
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  Speaker 5: glad that's got its own day. It's National Miniature Golf Day.
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  Speaker 5: National Sponge Candy Day. And I think this is kind
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  Speaker 5: of an interesting day. It's National Telephone Poll Appreciation Day.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta love those telephone poles. Interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and then we just appreciate them, and so we're good.
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  Speaker 6: So you drive by one, and by the way, it's
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  Speaker 6: also National Cat and Dog Gut Health Awareness Day. So
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  Speaker 6: if you want to check your dog's gut, we recommend
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  Speaker 6: the app Love Pup Plus.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Love Pup Plus. Go download the free app.
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  Speaker 4: It's on the Apple Store, and it's on the Google
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  Speaker 4: Play Store, and it will help you with your dog.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it's my wife's.
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  Speaker 4: Passion project with my sister it's free and it will
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  Speaker 4: help you run your dog's life um it's also something
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  Speaker 4: else today but i'm gonna get to that in a
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  Speaker 4: second after we say hi to britney britney what's up
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  Speaker 4: good morning you're on the air hi hi.
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  Speaker 2: Um so i was calling about the what i wish
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  Speaker 2: i would have known getting into a relationship.
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  Speaker 4: Right you're in a relationship if you would have known
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  Speaker 4: about it ahead of time maybe you would have got
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  Speaker 4: out maybe you wouldn't okay so go ahead Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I am married to him, but he is a twin.
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  Speaker 2: And prior, him and his twin married sisters. And they
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  Speaker 2: had kids with the sisters. And then both divorced the sisters.
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  Speaker 2: But this is where it gets a little more interesting.
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  Speaker 2: His ex-wife married my baby daddy's cousin.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's confusing.
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  Speaker 6: I lost the family tree.
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  Speaker 4: What do you wish you didn't know before? Did you
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  Speaker 4: know any of this already going into the relationship?
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  Speaker 1: No, I knew none of this.
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  Speaker 2: And this is where it gets, this is where it's
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  Speaker 2: going to get messy. You guys need to get out
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  Speaker 2: your red string and draw a map.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Because I have a son, right? So I had a
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  Speaker 2: son from a previous relationship. And my baby daddy has
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  Speaker 2: a cousin, okay? So he married a girl and his
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  Speaker 2: cousin married a girl. And this girl had a child. Now,
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  Speaker 2: my husband's baby mama married her husband. He was married
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  Speaker 2: to this woman who had a child. So my husband's
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  Speaker 2: baby mama, so my stepdaughter and my son share a
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  Speaker 2: step-sibling and cousin by marriage.
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  Speaker 6: That's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So, but let me just get to this part. You
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  Speaker 4: wish you would have known you're married to this guy.
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  Speaker 4: Then you find out he's got a twin brother.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: And then you find out like you're in like at
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  Speaker 4: what point are you in when you find this stuff out?
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  Speaker 4: How far are you along?
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  Speaker 2: Um, it was probably, well, actually, no, it was the
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  Speaker 2: first date. It was the first date. He said, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to be completely honest with you about my life.
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  Speaker 1: Cause he had, well, then that really doesn't fit.
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  Speaker 4: This category because the category, no, because the cat, the
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  Speaker 4: thing we're talking about is like, you're in a relationship
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  Speaker 4: with somebody and then you find this stuff out. You're
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  Speaker 4: early enough to get out. You could have got out first.
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  Speaker 2: Date talking for quite a while. He could have dropped
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  Speaker 2: that bomb early enough.
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  Speaker 6: Brittany, are you guys in the East Valley? Because I'm
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  Speaker 6: pretty sure I know the brothers and the sisters.
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  Speaker 3: No. Isn't there a thing where it's like when twins
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  Speaker 3: have kids with, like, sisters or siblings that their kids
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  Speaker 3: are like brothers and cousins at the same time yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah i don't know i've always oh weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah i always heard that yeah if you're identical twins
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  Speaker 3: you have the same genetic makeup as your twins so
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  Speaker 3: then technically your cousin could.
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  Speaker 6: Be your brother you're like super cousins yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've always heard that i didn't know so It's one big,
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  Speaker 2: one big happy family. And thankfully, we all get along
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  Speaker 2: really great.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't follow it, but you explained it really well.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense. So thank you, Brittany.
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  Speaker 2: I told you to get out the red tape.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Just know it was messy.
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  Speaker 1: But you could have walked away.
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  Speaker 2: I should have a Hallmark movie about it.
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  Speaker 4: You could have walked away first date and said, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want any part of this. But now you have
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  Speaker 4: a happy life. So thank you, Brittany. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 6: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Today is also, because it was national this, national that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Today's kind of a famous day. It's September 21. Earth, wind,
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  Speaker 4: and fire day. Yeah, so the song is called September,
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  Speaker 4: and it's Do You Remember the 21st Day of September?
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  Speaker 4: And I didn't realize how many different versions there are
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  Speaker 4: of this song. I think Taylor Swift does a version
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  Speaker 4: of this song.
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  Speaker 1: Am I right?
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  Speaker 4: She does?
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: So, it's also my anniversary.
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  Speaker 6: Happy anniversary!
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  Speaker 4: And I'm so glad, when we got married, this song
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  Speaker 4: was already out when we got married, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 4: on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But it's worked out so great for me because I
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  Speaker 4: remember that date. And every time like today on Instagram,
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  Speaker 4: every post you scroll on Instagram is going to be
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  Speaker 4: the clip for Earth, Wind and Fire.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Which reminds you, keeps you on your toes. So did
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  Speaker 6: you did you prepare? Did you get a prize, a
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  Speaker 6: proper prize for your wife?
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 1: And it was great. It went over great. But let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you this. I was thinking about days.
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  Speaker 4: I know a guy that got married on New Year's Eve, 1999,
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  Speaker 4: so that he would always remember 1999.
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  Speaker 1: And I saw.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody get married not that long ago on 9-11. And
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  Speaker 4: I kind of feel that's like, ooh, gosh, yikes.
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  Speaker 1: It's not as fun. You can plan around that.
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  Speaker 6: You should have picked 10-10.
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  Speaker 4: But then again, I try to go through their point
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  Speaker 4: of view. It's like, well, maybe that's the date the
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  Speaker 4: venue was open. That's the date, whatever, whatever. But then
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  Speaker 4: it's still like 9-11. Like, at least for me, September
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  Speaker 4: 11 or September 21st.
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  Speaker 1: Is a happy day.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember being around, like, 9-11, oh, God, oh, God,
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. Like, every day on your anniversary, when
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  Speaker 4: you celebrate it, every year on your anniversary... You've got
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  Speaker 4: to remember the tragic events.
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  Speaker 1: Of September 11th. There's a little shadow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you almost kind of, I would think,
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  Speaker 3: feel guilty for celebrating all day.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was married on Pi Day.
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  Speaker 1: Pi Day?
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  Speaker 6: 314?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, that's good. That comes up a lot in radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, it's so you're, it was three, one, four. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: did you know that already?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, no, I really wanted three 13 because Kadeem's basketball
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  Speaker 3: number was three and mine was 13. I thought that'd
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  Speaker 3: be really cute, but three, one, four worked fine.
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  Speaker 1: Three with pie.
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  Speaker 3: Also, we didn't really have a choice.
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  Speaker 1: Well, happy anniversary to my wife, Blake.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh.