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Sydney Sweeney, The Dentist, and Other Signs the World Is Ending

This week, I spiral through three urgent matters:Sydney Sweeney’s Ford commercial backlash—because God forbid a hot woman drives a truck.My nightmare dentist appointment—featuring waterboarding, adult-sized mouth molds, and my lifelong search for a night guard.Recession indicators no one’s talking about—like people casually owning raccoons and drinking “mood lattes” instead of paying rent.If you’ve ever gagged on dental plaster, been shamed for not wearing leggings to Pilates, or thought to yourself “Is that possum wearing a sweater?”—this episode is for you.Tap in for an unfiltered breakdown…

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