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- 0:32Speaker 3: The Yin to the Yang Welcome in the beginning of
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- 1:48Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is the Yen to the End. Now.
- 1:52Speaker 1: In a previous episode of this show, we were ranting
- 1:56Speaker 1: about the stylings of Jerry Jones, good old Jared Jerry's World.
- 2:02Speaker 1: So that is where we're going to pick up here
- 2:04Speaker 1: the end of the Yang. I mentioned that, and so
- 2:06Speaker 1: we had Jerry Jones give the State of the Cowboy
- 2:08Speaker 1: address at the beginning of training camp in the Nard
- 2:12Speaker 1: Aux nerd Well Now Cowboy all pro edge rusher extraordinaire,
- 2:19Speaker 1: or at least ask him. He'll tell you that. Michael
- 2:22Speaker 1: Parsons pushing back, Push it back, now, push you back,
- 2:26Speaker 1: pushing back against Jerry Joe's Now Michael publicly acknowledged that
- 2:31Speaker 1: he is the D word discouraged, oh my god, discourage
- 2:37Speaker 1: that a long term deal has not been reached with
- 2:40Speaker 1: the organization. So I don't know if you saw this
- 2:42Speaker 1: or heard about. We have some audio. We're going to
- 2:44Speaker 1: play for you. We've got the receipts. So rather than
- 2:46Speaker 1: me give you the transcit riped of what Michaeh Parsons said,
- 2:50Speaker 1: here's Michaeh. Parsons in his own words at Cowboy Camp,
- 2:53Speaker 1: discussing why he's not all that please.
- 2:57Speaker 5: Honestly, Yeah, when you go around the league and you
- 2:59Speaker 5: see these the team's taking care of their best guys.
- 3:01Speaker 5: I see TJ got taken care of you know, Max
- 3:05Speaker 5: got taken care of, Miles got taken care of him.
- 3:07Speaker 1: He got two years left on his deal.
- 3:09Speaker 5: Phil, It's hard to Yeah, you see a lot of player.
- 3:12Speaker 6: Around league and taking care of you.
- 3:14Speaker 5: You know, I wish you had something like you know,
- 3:17Speaker 5: that same type of energy.
- 3:18Speaker 7: You know.
- 3:19Speaker 1: All right, so let us discuss You mentioned Miles Garrett, TJ. Watt,
- 3:24Speaker 1: Max Crosby in his rant. So as we discussed do
- 3:29Speaker 1: you feel bad? Do you feel bad for Micah Parsons
- 3:34Speaker 1: being discouraged by his Cowboy contract talks. So on this one,
- 3:39Speaker 1: I've got Kardashians, alphabet soup, and Russian roulette, and we
- 3:45Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we're gonna
- 3:47Speaker 1: make one of those elbow long State Fair style corn dogs.
- 3:51Speaker 1: That you can get in the summer. You know, everything's
- 3:53Speaker 1: deep fried at those state fairs and man, they good.
- 3:56Speaker 1: So hey, my favorite part is, and I don't know
- 3:58Speaker 1: if you could pick up on it, a lot of
- 4:00Speaker 1: people have other things going on. We're pretty much background noise.
- 4:03Speaker 1: You're working, you're driving, you're trying to sleep, whatever. If
- 4:07Speaker 1: we can't play that again, though, if you listen in
- 4:10Speaker 1: the background, you can hear one of Micah parsons teammates
- 4:13Speaker 1: there who was like his hype man, who was throwing
- 4:17Speaker 1: out names. If you can listen, turn up the audio
- 4:20Speaker 1: because I heard this. You could hear the teammate who
- 4:23Speaker 1: was shouting out like the next line for Micah Parsons,
- 4:27Speaker 1: kind of like a good hype man. Take a listen again,
- 4:29Speaker 1: listen to this.
- 4:29Speaker 5: Well, honestly, yeah, when you go around the league and
- 4:32Speaker 5: you see these other teams taking care of their best guys,
- 4:35Speaker 5: I see TJ got taken care of you know, Max
- 4:38Speaker 5: got taken care of, Miles got taken care of him,
- 4:40Speaker 5: he got two years left on his jill. So it's
- 4:44Speaker 5: hard to hear. You see a lot of pig going around.
- 4:46Speaker 6: The league and taking care of you something like you know.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Yeah, same type of all right, all right, you could
- 4:53Speaker 1: hear it in the background if you've turned the audio
- 4:55Speaker 1: all the way up. And yeah, your ear drums are
- 4:57Speaker 1: blown when I started talking. So this whole thing makes me.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I want a puke in my mouth, is what it
- 5:02Speaker 1: makes me. Michael Parsons is discouraged. Give me a break,
- 5:08Speaker 1: all right, give me a break on this one. He's
- 5:11Speaker 1: gonna get paid eventually. This is all part of the process.
- 5:14Speaker 1: It's all part of the show. Uh. And he's that
- 5:17Speaker 1: the freaky freak of defense, right, all pro all this
- 5:21Speaker 1: face of the defense of America's team and all these
- 5:24Speaker 1: fine things here, and he's out there playing sad boy
- 5:28Speaker 1: with the media, right because Jerry Jones has not handed
- 5:31Speaker 1: him a cartoon sized blank check and say just sign
- 5:36Speaker 1: on the dot line. It's like a pity party a
- 5:39Speaker 1: training camp. We're gonna start training camp and we're gonna
- 5:41Speaker 1: have a pity party. Just whine to the media. I'll
- 5:44Speaker 1: get my teammate over alongside here. We're gonna whine and complain.
- 5:49Speaker 1: And then, of course you got a sub tweet. He's
- 5:51Speaker 1: already done that. He's already done that. Uh, post some
- 5:54Speaker 1: kind of cryptic social media message. Uh, and you do that.
- 5:58Speaker 1: It's right out of the middle school play book, right
- 6:01Speaker 1: out of the middle school playbook. So you do that,
- 6:04Speaker 1: and I want the same energy as TJ. Watt, God
- 6:08Speaker 1: and Max Crosby money and all that stuff. Boo freaking
- 6:12Speaker 1: who right are you kidding me here? Seriously? I was like,
- 6:17Speaker 1: this just sounds terrible. It's classic cowboys dysfunction, is what
- 6:23Speaker 1: it is, Classic cowboys dysfunction. They are the Kardashians of
- 6:26Speaker 1: the NFL, and they've been the Kardashians before the Kardashians,
- 6:30Speaker 1: and they'll be the Kardashians when the Kardashians are gone.
- 6:33Speaker 1: It's the soap opera in cleats, not spandex in cleats.
- 6:38Speaker 1: And they've got the glitz, the glamour, the big headlines,
- 6:40Speaker 1: and God bless them because they provide content, a lot
- 6:44Speaker 1: of great content right here. And man, is that good?
- 6:47Speaker 1: That is really really important here. But the drama, it
- 6:50Speaker 1: goes on and on and on and on. You've got
- 6:54Speaker 1: the star of the drama, the soap opera, the senile
- 6:58Speaker 1: old oil tycoon, old oil family money. And Jerry Jones,
- 7:03Speaker 1: good old Jerry out there. He's doing his news conferences
- 7:06Speaker 1: and he's got his sunglasses on, he's got his water
- 7:09Speaker 1: burger cup, he's got his nineteen ninety eight flip phone,
- 7:13Speaker 1: and he's got these ridiculous as I said, glasses on
- 7:16Speaker 1: and the whole thing. And then you got Micah Parson's
- 7:19Speaker 1: who if you great him objectively as an NFL player,
- 7:22Speaker 1: he's got to get paid. He's also fools. Go does
- 7:24Speaker 1: anyone think he's not fools?
- 7:25Speaker 4: Go?
- 7:26Speaker 1: Anyone raising their hand? I don't see any hands raised.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Mike has got all these gaudy stats, and people get
- 7:34Speaker 1: all horny because they see the stats. And yet, despite
- 7:38Speaker 1: being a fantasy football superstar, when the games are the biggest,
- 7:46Speaker 1: when the pressure is cranked up, where's Mike. Not where's Waldough,
- 7:52Speaker 1: it's where's Mike? Where we I don't know? He is
- 7:57Speaker 1: the defensive equivalent of what Dak Prescott is on offense.
- 8:04Speaker 1: He just is. And you know, that's the proper way
- 8:08Speaker 1: to approach this, because that's the reality. You can kid
- 8:10Speaker 1: yourself and put on your cowboy fanboy year and all
- 8:13Speaker 1: that stuff, but that's the way that there's a lot
- 8:16Speaker 1: of empty calories. There a lot of empty calories when
- 8:20Speaker 1: you look at the performance of one Micah Parson there
- 8:24Speaker 1: and do not be fooled by the junk stats. Do
- 8:28Speaker 1: not be fooled by the junk stats when the games
- 8:31Speaker 1: don't matter. The moping over the payday, which is standard
- 8:38Speaker 1: fair and we'll have many more malle monologues about this.
- 8:41Speaker 1: It's a popular topic this time of the sporting calendar there.
- 8:44Speaker 1: But every player now thinks that they need to be
- 8:48Speaker 1: the highest paid guy at their position the moment, the second,
- 8:57Speaker 1: the second they see someone else. It's the Ponzi scheme
- 9:04Speaker 1: situation involving ego is what it is here, and it's
- 9:07Speaker 1: it's rather exhausting, maybe not for you, but I got
- 9:11Speaker 1: no life. They pay me to pay attention to this crap,
- 9:13Speaker 1: and so every day it's none of these stories here.
- 9:16Speaker 1: It's the nbification, if you will, NBA official vacation of
- 9:20Speaker 1: the NFL. So something used to happen only in the NBA,
- 9:23Speaker 1: and now it's it's spilled over to the NFL. Now
- 9:26Speaker 1: Page two to Viva Las Vegas, Viva las Vegas, we go.
- 9:31Speaker 1: That is where Pete Carroll, good old Pete, giving us
- 9:35Speaker 1: the money quote he set the tone for the start
- 9:37Speaker 1: of Raiders training camp in Sin City, saying, quote, we're
- 9:42Speaker 1: going to win a bunch, and I don't care who
- 9:45Speaker 1: hears that close quote. So that is what we call
- 9:49Speaker 1: kids the money quote. So let's parse the words. What
- 9:53Speaker 1: do he said? It's fun game, let's parse the words.
- 9:56Speaker 1: So Pete Carroll saying the Raiders are going to quote
- 9:59Speaker 1: win a b those are his words and he doesn't
- 10:03Speaker 1: care who hears that. What are your impressions on this one?
- 10:07Speaker 1: So let me start by saying, I love Pollyanna Pete.
- 10:11Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Pollyanna. Pete. Pete Carroll parachutes
- 10:14Speaker 1: into town because the Raiders couldn't hire the coach they
- 10:17Speaker 1: wanted and Tom Brady got pinched by the NFL, and
- 10:21Speaker 1: so he had to hire somebody. Had to hire somebody,
- 10:25Speaker 1: so he hired this guy. And you know, Pete Carroll
- 10:28Speaker 1: comes in there, parachutes in like he's Zeus at a
- 10:30Speaker 1: pep rally. And that's the beauty of Pete Carroll. He's
- 10:33Speaker 1: spraying faery dust around the Raider facility, making bold proclamations,
- 10:39Speaker 1: bold decrees from good old Pete Carroll. It really is
- 10:44Speaker 1: wonderful when you put it under the Mallard microscope. We
- 10:46Speaker 1: like to put these things under the Mallard microscope. When
- 10:48Speaker 1: you put it under the Mallard microscope. A bunch Pete
- 10:52Speaker 1: Carroll said, the Raiders are gonna win a bunch of games.
- 10:57Speaker 1: So a bunch is it's got to be the most
- 11:01Speaker 1: non committal, watered down, buzzword based catchphrase you could possibly
- 11:10Speaker 1: cook up in coach speak. Got it be it's NFL
- 11:15Speaker 1: alphabet soup. We essentially are saying, hey, Pete, Care's like, well,
- 11:20Speaker 1: we hope to compete and not completely suck, and so
- 11:24Speaker 1: we're gonna win a bunch. Because I try to find
- 11:27Speaker 1: out what does a bunch mean? Does a bunch mean five?
- 11:29Speaker 1: Does a bunch mean ten? Does a bunch mean twelve? Fifteen?
- 11:32Speaker 1: What's a bunch? The Brady Bunch, that's an old show,
- 11:35Speaker 1: but that was more. That was more than just a few.
- 11:37Speaker 1: That was there was a lot of six kids as
- 11:40Speaker 1: a lot. Is that a bunch? Is it six? So
- 11:42Speaker 1: the Raider's gonna win six because a bunch? That's I
- 11:46Speaker 1: don't know. That's the only thing I could come up with.
- 11:48Speaker 1: I tried to find it by Google it and I
- 11:50Speaker 1: had said, what is a bunch? What is the number
- 11:52Speaker 1: of a bunch? And it's like, well, there's nothing, really,
- 11:53Speaker 1: It's not a defined definition of what a bunch is.
- 11:56Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with six. So really, Pete Carroll's
- 11:59Speaker 1: saying the Raiders a gona win six games. More of
- 12:02Speaker 1: the same, more of the same from the Raiders. And
- 12:06Speaker 1: I hate to be the spoiler. The Legion of Boom
- 12:10Speaker 1: is not walking through that door in Vegas. And if
- 12:13Speaker 1: they do walk through that door, they're old men now,
- 12:15Speaker 1: so forget about that. And in Vegas, the Raiders do
- 12:19Speaker 1: have an old Seahawk trash player, Geno Smith, and the
- 12:24Speaker 1: Seahawks when they traded Geno Smith, they went on about
- 12:26Speaker 1: cake and they got balloons to celebrate. They got rid
- 12:28Speaker 1: of that dead weight. So now you've got a quarterback
- 12:32Speaker 1: who's the equivalent of DCAF coffee. Like, what's the point
- 12:35Speaker 1: of drinking DCAF coffee? I don't get it. I don't
- 12:38Speaker 1: drink coffee, but what's the point of drinking DCAF coffee? Anyway?
- 12:41Speaker 1: Gino Smith is the guy that you call when your
- 12:45Speaker 1: QB one has decided to go on a vacation or
- 12:50Speaker 1: has been abducted by some kind of lizard people species
- 12:54Speaker 1: taken to the sub earth at the end of the
- 12:56Speaker 1: flat earth underneath the hollow Earth, that's where you get
- 13:01Speaker 1: Gino Smith and he comes in there. Now, Gino is
- 13:04Speaker 1: not bad. People think I believe Geno Smith is bad.
- 13:07Speaker 1: I don't believe Gino Smith is bad. And we've had
- 13:09Speaker 1: our beef going back to his days at West Virginia.
- 13:12Speaker 1: You don't let Gino cook, you know, let him cook.
- 13:17Speaker 1: No one ever says let Geno Smith cook. You let
- 13:21Speaker 1: Geno Smith simmer because his temperature is lukewarm. That is
- 13:27Speaker 1: what he is. Now. The Raiders have had such crappy
- 13:29Speaker 1: quarterback play that's actually an upgrade. That's actually an upgrade.
- 13:33Speaker 1: That's how bad the Raiders' offense has been. But it's
- 13:36Speaker 1: essentially built around a bubble screen and a wish. That's
- 13:40Speaker 1: the Raider offense. So unless a bunch, unless a bunch
- 13:46Speaker 1: means more than six like the Brady bunch, and you're
- 13:51Speaker 1: just getting a participation trophy at this particular point. You know,
- 13:56Speaker 1: the Bravado. I know you're supposed to be the hype man.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Everyone's got a hype up thirteen this time of the year,
- 14:00Speaker 1: and I am cognizant of that. I realized that's part
- 14:04Speaker 1: of the game. You're in the hype business. At show business.
- 14:07Speaker 1: You got to get people excited, excite the fan base,
- 14:09Speaker 1: excite the electorate. It's like political rallies here, these training
- 14:12Speaker 1: camp situations. But in reality, when you look at the
- 14:16Speaker 1: Raiders here, this franchise has not had any kind of
- 14:18Speaker 1: real identity since Al Davis was dominating trades using a
- 14:23Speaker 1: rotary phone. That's the last time the Raiders. I mean,
- 14:26Speaker 1: when I was a kid, the Raiders used to always
- 14:28Speaker 1: brag about how they had the top winning percentage in
- 14:30Speaker 1: all the sports. There used to be these things called
- 14:33Speaker 1: pocket schedules. I remember when the Raiders were in LA
- 14:35Speaker 1: and I was a young lad and we used to
- 14:38Speaker 1: get those pocket schedules, and I was a little kid,
- 14:40Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, these are cool. And
- 14:42Speaker 1: the Raiders always in the back of the pocket schedule.
- 14:44Speaker 1: They had, you know, commitment to excellence Al's quote there,
- 14:47Speaker 1: and they had the top winning percentages over however many
- 14:50Speaker 1: years and the Raiders are always like number one. And
- 14:52Speaker 1: if you go back to last twenty five years generation,
- 14:57Speaker 1: the Raiders are in the bottom five and all of
- 15:00Speaker 1: North American sport, it's just a wild how much they blow.
- 15:05Speaker 1: They are so bad. But hey, we love Pete Carroll,
- 15:08Speaker 1: Me and Pete Carroll of course lifetime friends. When he
- 15:11Speaker 1: was coaching at USC, he used the malorphone to do
- 15:13Speaker 1: a phoner the Fox Sports radio the malorphone. Pete Carroll
- 15:18Speaker 1: used the malorphone. So there was that. And unfortunately, though
- 15:21Speaker 1: you cannot bluff your way. You might win a couple
- 15:25Speaker 1: extra games because you got good coach, but you're not
- 15:27Speaker 1: gonna win enough to really move the needle in a
- 15:30Speaker 1: division with Kansas City. And then you've got the Chargers
- 15:34Speaker 1: and the Broncos who kind of flip flip flop there.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Now the last word to Tampa. We go, to Tampa,
- 15:41Speaker 1: we go where the Bucks star wide receiver man that
- 15:45Speaker 1: was up for grabs in the off season, Chris Godwin, Well,
- 15:49Speaker 1: he's not up for grabs anymore. He stayed in Tampa.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Chris Godwin reportedly had to have a not first a second,
- 15:56Speaker 1: a second ankle sir, Did you see this? He had
- 15:59Speaker 1: a second ankle surgery during the off season that wasn't
- 16:04Speaker 1: talked about until like this week. Say what. He was
- 16:08Speaker 1: already rehabbing from the first operation, and then they said, surprise,
- 16:13Speaker 1: we're going back in So can you unscramble what this means?
- 16:18Speaker 1: So I will be medicine man Mallor. On this one,
- 16:20Speaker 1: I will unscrabble, unscramble what it means using my medical knowledge.
- 16:24Speaker 1: I'll put on my medical hat here doing overnight talk radio.
- 16:28Speaker 1: So my first thought was the natural question that I
- 16:32Speaker 1: think you probably had, and I'm just like, we all
- 16:35Speaker 1: have this just out of curiosity. What exactly did the
- 16:39Speaker 1: first operation fix. It's one of these things where I
- 16:43Speaker 1: goof on these stories the surgery was successful. They almost
- 16:47Speaker 1: always say the surgery was successful. And an athlete has
- 16:49Speaker 1: an operation and it's only successful because they didn't die
- 16:53Speaker 1: in the operating room. But it does happen. Often these
- 16:56Speaker 1: operations do not fix the problem. They don't. And it's
- 17:01Speaker 1: kind of like, I don't know, rotating your tires. When
- 17:04Speaker 1: you go in and have your ankle operating, it's like, well,
- 17:07Speaker 1: that didn't work, let's try this again. Maybe this will
- 17:09Speaker 1: fix the tires. Right, It's what are you doing? It's
- 17:12Speaker 1: an ankle. It's not as tires, it's his ankle. And
- 17:16Speaker 1: I think maybe I'm wrong on this. I just do
- 17:19Speaker 1: the overnight shore, but I think it's attached to the ground.
- 17:22Speaker 1: When he makes cuts as a wide receiver to try
- 17:24Speaker 1: to zip past wide receivers, and I don't think it
- 17:28Speaker 1: belongs in a petri dish at a lab somewhere for
- 17:33Speaker 1: medical experiments. But that appears to be what's happening. So
- 17:36Speaker 1: in the age of the robotic arm, the three D
- 17:40Speaker 1: printed ligaments, and all the other gadgets and thing of
- 17:43Speaker 1: the jigs they have in medicine and all this cutting
- 17:47Speaker 1: edge rehab that they love to brag about, and all
- 17:50Speaker 1: this stuff, this appears to be it's just my understanding
- 17:53Speaker 1: of it. Maybe I'm wrong. It appears to be medical
- 17:56Speaker 1: Russian roulette. We spun the chamber in the operating room
- 18:01Speaker 1: and we took a shot. Click any click, nothing, So
- 18:06Speaker 1: we're gonna try togain. I mean, it'll probably work. Kind
- 18:10Speaker 1: of reminds me, and you probably do the same thing.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Like when my WiFi goes out at the Malord mansion.
- 18:15Speaker 1: What I do is a savvy tech move. I go
- 18:17Speaker 1: and unplug the Wi Fi the router, and then I
- 18:21Speaker 1: wait ten to twenty seconds and I plug it back in,
- 18:25Speaker 1: and then I expect it to be fixed. And sometimes
- 18:27Speaker 1: it's not fixed, And you know what I do. Then
- 18:30Speaker 1: I do it again. You do the same thing, but
- 18:33Speaker 1: you do it again, and then you wait and you
- 18:35Speaker 1: plug it back in and it doesn't work, and you
- 18:38Speaker 1: do it again, and why not, you know, what the hell,
- 18:42Speaker 1: I'll go for it. So the Bucks even some playoff team,
- 18:47Speaker 1: not a great team, a middling team, kind of in
- 18:49Speaker 1: the middle of the NFC Tampa Bay and it's like, well,
- 18:53Speaker 1: we'll just turn Chris Godwin on and off again. We'll
- 18:57Speaker 1: put them back in the operating room and all this stuff.
- 19:00Speaker 1: But he's going into the year. The expectation was he's
- 19:02Speaker 1: going to be a reliable, dependable, lunch pale guy. He's
- 19:05Speaker 1: been that player. You don't really talk a lot about him.
- 19:08Speaker 1: He just goes out and gets you eighty catches or
- 19:10Speaker 1: so a year and a bunch of touchdowns and big
- 19:11Speaker 1: blaze and that's it. And you don't really make a
- 19:14Speaker 1: fuss about Chris Godwin. And so now he's rehabbing his
- 19:17Speaker 1: second ankle operation. So if you're Baker Mayfield, good luck Baker,
- 19:21Speaker 1: good luck Baker Mayfield. As the Bucks already just at
- 19:25Speaker 1: the start of training camp, tiptoeing their way into the
- 19:28Speaker 1: season and literally hanging on by an ankle.
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- 20:44Speaker 9: Getting out of town now, getting out of time. Welcome
- 20:50Speaker 9: in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
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- 21:53Speaker 1: way tire buying should be, so our lead this hour
- 21:55Speaker 1: is from the Natty. We follow the story of the day,
- 22:01Speaker 1: and many of the stories are rich football players complaining
- 22:04Speaker 1: they're not rich enough. These are, of course, first world problems,
- 22:09Speaker 1: the latest and this is the soup of the day.
- 22:13Speaker 1: That would be in Cincinnati where Bengals pass rushed extraordinaire,
- 22:19Speaker 1: a beacon of light in the darkness that is the
- 22:23Speaker 1: Bengals defense. Trey Hendrickson has exited stage right or is
- 22:29Speaker 1: it stage left, depends which direction he went. But yeah,
- 22:32Speaker 1: here's what we know. If you didn't see this, and
- 22:34Speaker 1: perhaps not, we are told that Hendrickson has relocated from
- 22:39Speaker 1: his football home in southern Ohio slash Northern Kentucky and
- 22:45Speaker 1: gone to Jacksonville, Florida, not because he wants to hang
- 22:48Speaker 1: out with angry Bill in Jacksonville instead, as holdout is beginning,
- 22:54Speaker 1: and he said, bye, boy, isn't going to be anywhere
- 22:58Speaker 1: near the facility. Hendrickson telling that he relocated, telling those
- 23:05Speaker 1: the care that he relocated out of Ohio to the
- 23:08Speaker 1: state of Florida as a means to remove himself from
- 23:13Speaker 1: the area surrounding training camp there for the Bungals and
- 23:19Speaker 1: not to not to be a distraction. So okay, well
- 23:22Speaker 1: that's he's clearly not attraction. He's not there, so it's
- 23:25Speaker 1: that there's no distraction. Of course, he maybe want to
- 23:29Speaker 1: rather be in Florida, you know, whether it's nice to
- 23:31Speaker 1: get the water there and all that. So let us discuss, Okay,
- 23:35Speaker 1: let us discuss the question. How does this Trey Hendrickson
- 23:39Speaker 1: hold out end in Cincinnati? So I've got Chick fil a,
- 23:46Speaker 1: Beanie Baby, and kiss and we will combine all of
- 23:50Speaker 1: these things together, and we are going to put the
- 23:54Speaker 1: biscuit in the basket, is what we're going to do.
- 23:57Speaker 1: So number one, I said, what number is it? So
- 24:03Speaker 1: Trey Hendrickson looking into my crystal ball, as a distant
- 24:07Speaker 1: relative of Nostradamus and friend of Nostradinas, who used to
- 24:10Speaker 1: be an active member, an active member of the Malam Milisia,
- 24:14Speaker 1: now is semi retired from day to day activity in
- 24:16Speaker 1: the militia. It's not for everyone. So Hendrickson's holdout right
- 24:20Speaker 1: now is hotter than the chili in Cincinnati at a
- 24:25Speaker 1: chili cookoff there in Cincinnati, real hot, right, And so
- 24:30Speaker 1: this is not a minor skirmish. See now we're getting
- 24:33Speaker 1: to the part of the story where it gets good.
- 24:35Speaker 1: It's one thing to complain to each other in the offseason.
- 24:38Speaker 1: But now training camp is going on and Hendrickson is deciding,
- 24:41Speaker 1: I'm going to go full Alamo. I am going Now
- 24:45Speaker 1: he's not in San Antonio, but he's going Alamo. There
- 24:47Speaker 1: barricading himself in a compound in my cartoon bubble above
- 24:51Speaker 1: my head, somewhere in the greater Jacksonville area. And he's
- 24:56Speaker 1: doing that, barricading himself against the Bengals. We know how
- 25:00Speaker 1: the Alamo ended. Did not end well, did not end well.
- 25:04Speaker 1: They don't like to talk about that. I didn't know
- 25:06Speaker 1: that when I watched Pewee Herman back in the day,
- 25:08Speaker 1: but I learned I died. I also saw that I
- 25:10Speaker 1: think is his bike. I saw it was going to
- 25:12Speaker 1: be immortalized there at the Alamo, Peewee's bike from those
- 25:15Speaker 1: old movies. Anyway, listen, here's the back to the point.
- 25:19Speaker 1: So when holding out, and that is what Hendrickson is doing,
- 25:23Speaker 1: he will be racking up fins like a gambler in Vegas,
- 25:27Speaker 1: a high roller who's not doing very well now. Already
- 25:32Speaker 1: he's lost over one hundred thousand dollars for skipping Mini
- 25:35Speaker 1: camp to Ching to Ching to Chin. He's facing fifty
- 25:39Speaker 1: thousand dollars a day and millions once the season begins.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Now per game, once the exhibition game start, his per
- 25:49Speaker 1: game penalty will be eight hundred and seventy seven thousand
- 25:54Speaker 1: dollars fines per game. If I lost eight thousand, eight
- 26:00Speaker 1: hundred and seventy seven thousand dollars per day of work,
- 26:04Speaker 1: I would need some serious drugs to handle that. That hurts.
- 26:10Speaker 1: I don't care how much money you got. That hurts.
- 26:12Speaker 1: And so where we are now, as I analyze and
- 26:15Speaker 1: looking into my crystal ball, we are at the part
- 26:20Speaker 1: of the story where it's like Chick fil A. It's
- 26:22Speaker 1: a game of Chicken Chicken, who's gonna who's gonna fold?
- 26:27Speaker 1: Who's gonna fold? Right now, the big stumbling block and
- 26:31Speaker 1: I don't believe there's a workaround for Trey Henderson is
- 26:35Speaker 1: the Bengals front office. The franchise charter of the Cincinnati
- 26:40Speaker 1: football team under Mike Brown and his tutelas is that
- 26:45Speaker 1: they pinch pennies. They pinch pennies so much that Lincoln
- 26:50Speaker 1: starts screaming, that's how tight they pinched their pennies in Cincinnati. Right,
- 26:55Speaker 1: So they charge players for gatorade we talked about that.
- 26:59Speaker 1: It's a famous Bengals story up until just a few
- 27:02Speaker 1: years ago, and they've already paid a lot of money.
- 27:04Speaker 1: It is true. They paid Mega Mega Mega Bucks for
- 27:08Speaker 1: Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase and t Higgins two hundred
- 27:11Speaker 1: and seventy six million dollars combined for that offensive trio.
- 27:16Speaker 1: That's a lot for the mom and pop delicatessen there
- 27:19Speaker 1: in Cincinnati. Nevertheless, this is not specifically about the money. Now,
- 27:24Speaker 1: it's always about the money, but this one is not
- 27:27Speaker 1: specifically about the money. What I mean by that, let
- 27:30Speaker 1: me put some clarity on that. It's about the pigheadedness
- 27:34Speaker 1: of the Bengals, the stubbornness of the Bengals who have
- 27:39Speaker 1: a refusal and they draw a line in the sand there.
- 27:44Speaker 1: They will not give out multi year guarantee. They have
- 27:47Speaker 1: a tradition and much like Jim Man said, it's a
- 27:50Speaker 1: tradition unlike any other. So they will not will not
- 27:55Speaker 1: possibly break that. And that's problematic. Now, what's the compromise?
- 27:59Speaker 1: What is the comerace compromise would be what Trey Hendrickson
- 28:02Speaker 1: looking for some kind of endorsement deal from Southwest Airlines.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I want to get away endorsement. He's already gone to Florida.
- 28:12Speaker 1: And we remember months ago, back in March, we talked
- 28:16Speaker 1: about it on previous episodes of the show. You might remember,
- 28:21Speaker 1: you probably don't, but we talked about it. The Bengals
- 28:23Speaker 1: let Trey Hendrickson shop himself. They let him go to market.
- 28:27Speaker 1: They said, all right, go see what you can get
- 28:29Speaker 1: and see who wants you. And there were teams that
- 28:32Speaker 1: wanted Trey Hendrickson. And there were teams like the Colts
- 28:35Speaker 1: and the Lions and the Packers and some others that
- 28:37Speaker 1: supposedly had some interest in Trey Hendrickson. And so then
- 28:43Speaker 1: the teams said, okay, we want this guy. And Hendrickson said, okay,
- 28:46Speaker 1: I found some teams that want me in a trade
- 28:49Speaker 1: and said let's work out a deal. And so the
- 28:52Speaker 1: Bengals are like, okay, we're gonna work out a deal.
- 28:55Speaker 1: We want a first round draft pick, and we prefer
- 29:00Speaker 1: it to be a top ten pick in the draft.
- 29:02Speaker 1: We'd like to get that. And everyone that was interested
- 29:05Speaker 1: in Trey Hendrickson suddenly was no longer interested. They suddenly
- 29:08Speaker 1: realized that we're not really uninterested, We're not that into it.
- 29:12Speaker 1: And so that's it. And so they you know, they
- 29:15Speaker 1: lower the buy now price. If they go back to
- 29:19Speaker 1: market and say I will lower the buy now price
- 29:22Speaker 1: and you give us a second round pick and a
- 29:24Speaker 1: fifth round pick or something like that, there is a
- 29:27Speaker 1: deal there. And then when that happens, the next thing
- 29:31Speaker 1: that happens I've seen the script is Joe Burrow comes
- 29:34Speaker 1: out moaning and grumbling and no bo just like that,
- 29:38Speaker 1: all right now, page two, by request, by request, we
- 29:42Speaker 1: go to Los Angeles, where there have been no games played,
- 29:46Speaker 1: there have been really no practices and already problems. You
- 29:51Speaker 1: see the Rams who can ram it all day and
- 29:54Speaker 1: ram it all night. They're starting quarterback, quarterback number one,
- 29:59Speaker 1: Matthew staff Well, he's not going to be practicing. He'll
- 30:06Speaker 1: be off to the side there. And why oh my
- 30:12Speaker 1: aching back, Yeah, coach Sean mcvagh telling reporters that, well,
- 30:17Speaker 1: it's just not good. His back is cracking. And McVeigh
- 30:23Speaker 1: does not expect that to be a major issue, he said,
- 30:26Speaker 1: likely with a smile on his face. So what stands
- 30:29Speaker 1: out about the fact that Matthew Stafford before even a practice,
- 30:34Speaker 1: is already out for the Rams. So what stands out
- 30:38Speaker 1: is the date we are in the month of July.
- 30:41Speaker 1: We are in the month of July, and Matthew Stafford
- 30:44Speaker 1: is already being baby And we're not talking about Week
- 30:48Speaker 1: six in Baltimore against the Ravens defense. We are talking
- 30:52Speaker 1: about day number one, all right, and he's already watching
- 30:57Speaker 1: from the sidelines like he's in the VIP ten at
- 31:00Speaker 1: Coachella and he's watching practice. So the Rams, now, they
- 31:05Speaker 1: somehow made it through last season, got all the way
- 31:08Speaker 1: to the playoffs, and gave Philadelphia, the team that would
- 31:11Speaker 1: win the championship, their toughest game by far of anyone
- 31:14Speaker 1: in the postseason. Everyone else was a pushover against the
- 31:16Speaker 1: Eagles except the Rams in a blizzard in Philadelphia. And
- 31:21Speaker 1: yet Stafford was standing for the most part upright at
- 31:24Speaker 1: the end of that even though he had a lot
- 31:26Speaker 1: of stuff that was broken. So the question is can
- 31:28Speaker 1: they do it again? Can the Rams do it again
- 31:30Speaker 1: without Stafford? And right now they're off to a bad start. Stafford,
- 31:34Speaker 1: I'm convinced, is being held together by Elmer's glue. Nice
- 31:37Speaker 1: to love Elmer's glue. When I was in elementary school,
- 31:39Speaker 1: I played with Elmer's glue. I would put it all
- 31:41Speaker 1: over my hands and then peel off the elmer's glue,
- 31:43Speaker 1: and I was able to kill a lot of time
- 31:45Speaker 1: in the back of the classroom while the other people
- 31:48Speaker 1: were learning, I was playing with glue. But if you
- 31:52Speaker 1: touch Matthew Stafford just a little too hard, a little
- 31:56Speaker 1: bit on the wrong side, he shatters. He literally shatters,
- 31:59Speaker 1: and and he's made out of peanut brittle. Now, I
- 32:02Speaker 1: like peanut britle. I'm a fan of a peanut britle.
- 32:06Speaker 1: I enjoy the peanut brittle. But you can't have your
- 32:09Speaker 1: quarterback made out of peanut britle. That's a problem. So
- 32:11Speaker 1: when Sean McVeigh comes out and announces it's not a
- 32:16Speaker 1: major issue, like when we Ba said it's not a
- 32:19Speaker 1: major issue, let me translate that. I have a translater
- 32:24Speaker 1: key here, a key that I put in the machinery.
- 32:27Speaker 1: I twist the key and then it spits out what
- 32:29Speaker 1: McVeagh really means. He means, we're already panicking, but we
- 32:33Speaker 1: have to pretend publicly like we're not, and we have
- 32:36Speaker 1: to keep everything clean publicly, is what that means. So McVeigh,
- 32:41Speaker 1: in order for this to work with Stafford, he has
- 32:44Speaker 1: to keep Matthew Stafford wrapped in bubble wrap like a
- 32:48Speaker 1: collectible Beanie Baby from the late nineties, like a ninety
- 32:52Speaker 1: seven Beanie Baby. He's got to keep that bad boy
- 32:55Speaker 1: wrapped for the resale market. And you just know that
- 33:00Speaker 1: when October comes around and the weather the fall weathers here,
- 33:05Speaker 1: well not here, because we're in la the weather doesn't change,
- 33:07Speaker 1: but where the leaves start changing, that beautiful fall weather,
- 33:11Speaker 1: and there's a little crisp in the air, and all
- 33:12Speaker 1: that stuff in Halloween's around the corner. When we get
- 33:17Speaker 1: to October, Matthew Stafford is going to be like one
- 33:21Speaker 1: of those skeleton costume things that's all broken at the
- 33:26Speaker 1: spirit stores that pop up in October. And the backup plan,
- 33:30Speaker 1: don't worry is Jimmy g that's right, Jimmy Garopolo, who's
- 33:35Speaker 1: also made of glass and now Seanmigray. The great thing aboutmcvanny,
- 33:39Speaker 1: he's proven that he's right about this. He's got so
- 33:42Speaker 1: much hubris, he's oozing with hubris that he believes he
- 33:47Speaker 1: can figure it out. That he'll just go into a
- 33:48Speaker 1: sorcerer's workshop and he'll hold a meeting with some warlocks
- 33:53Speaker 1: and some wizards and he'll figure things out with Jimmy
- 33:56Speaker 1: G and Jimmy G is not great and he's a
- 33:58Speaker 1: middle aged older quartererback, but they'll find a way to
- 34:01Speaker 1: make it work. And Groppolo, even if he's not good
- 34:04Speaker 1: at playing quarterback, he's got a great drawlne really good
- 34:08Speaker 1: draw line, and he's been in big games. Hadn't played
- 34:12Speaker 1: well in most of them, but he's been in big games.
- 34:14Speaker 1: And so he gives the Rams someone who looks really
- 34:16Speaker 1: good holding a clipboard and wearing a visor on the sidelines.
- 34:20Speaker 1: That's what he does, all right, now, final point to
- 34:23Speaker 1: a social media brew ha ha we go and I
- 34:28Speaker 1: got a kick out of this motown beef motown beef
- 34:33Speaker 1: on display. And this does tie into Matthew Stafford. So
- 34:36Speaker 1: a boy named Sue in doma Con Sue who is
- 34:40Speaker 1: on the short list of athletes who have blocked yours
- 34:43Speaker 1: truly because of this show and things I've said on
- 34:46Speaker 1: this show. The thin skin tough guy and doma Con Sue,
- 34:49Speaker 1: who was known for smashing players faces in on the
- 34:52Speaker 1: football field, couldn't handle overnight gas baggery. But nonetheless so
- 34:58Speaker 1: and Domakan Sue went on social media, went on a
- 35:00Speaker 1: tirade ripping the Lions. Now Sue retired from the NFL. Recently,
- 35:05Speaker 1: he took some shots at the Lions, saying that he,
- 35:09Speaker 1: meaning Sue, should have been paid more than Matthew Stafford
- 35:13Speaker 1: during the twenty fifteen NFL free agency So what intrigues
- 35:18Speaker 1: you the most about this one? So? To me, the
- 35:23Speaker 1: thing that stands out like a throbbing sore thumb is
- 35:27Speaker 1: the utter stupidity of we're talking about a decade old
- 35:33Speaker 1: grudge and it's so ridiculous. It's not like these guys
- 35:39Speaker 1: both didn't make tons of money, and here's Sue still upset.
- 35:44Speaker 1: This has got to be one of the dumbest things
- 35:47Speaker 1: I've heard come out of the mouth of a grown
- 35:51Speaker 1: ass man who was known as a mean sob. While
- 35:58Speaker 1: you play right, and Sue said, I should have been
- 36:01Speaker 1: paid more than Matthew Stafford said what? So this goes again,
- 36:06Speaker 1: this goes back. We're going to twenty fifteen, the off
- 36:09Speaker 1: season of twenty fifteen, so soon. Let me get it straight.
- 36:12Speaker 1: So you think a defensive tackle, a position that often
- 36:16Speaker 1: rotates off the field on third down, and a guy
- 36:19Speaker 1: that would get flagged for major penalties on a regular basis,
- 36:24Speaker 1: you believe that player should have been paid more than
- 36:27Speaker 1: the starting quarterback, the face of the franchise, the only
- 36:33Speaker 1: guy in the league who touches the ball on every
- 36:35Speaker 1: single offensive play. That would be the equivalent of me
- 36:40Speaker 1: going to management here and saying, hey, listen, we have
- 36:43Speaker 1: a more diverse audience, We have a more loyal audience
- 36:46Speaker 1: than Colin Coward. You should pay me more. They don't.
- 36:50Speaker 1: They would laugh at me, and then they would they
- 36:53Speaker 1: would spit a loogie right between my eyes, right above
- 36:56Speaker 1: my nose, between my eyes, and I'd walk out. To
- 37:00Speaker 1: put it a different way in musical terms, Sue does
- 37:04Speaker 1: not understand. Tell me, you don't understand roster building without
- 37:07Speaker 1: telling me. If you think of the classic rock group Kiss, right,
- 37:11Speaker 1: it would be like they've they've had a few drummers
- 37:14Speaker 1: over the years with Kiss. But Eric Singer aka Catman
- 37:18Speaker 1: the Catman, right, Eric Singer, if he walked into the
- 37:22Speaker 1: record label and he said, listen, I gotta get more money. Okay,
- 37:28Speaker 1: I got to get more money. I got to be
- 37:29Speaker 1: paid more than Gene Simmons because I bang the drums
- 37:34Speaker 1: louder than he sings, right, And so they would say
- 37:39Speaker 1: what they would say. The record label would say, don't
- 37:41Speaker 1: let the door hit you. Where the good Lord split
- 37:44Speaker 1: you is what they now. They wouldn't spit a loogie,
- 37:46Speaker 1: I'd get the lougie, but that's what he would get.
- 37:49Speaker 1: And yet here we are. That's in Domakon Sue on
- 37:51Speaker 1: this one. That's what he's doing now, don't get me wrong.
- 37:55Speaker 1: And Donakan Sue, even though you had to hear a
- 37:57Speaker 1: beef with our show, was a very dominant, nasty, violent player,
- 38:01Speaker 1: and he was like one of the last guys that
- 38:03Speaker 1: played like that. We have a bunch of wusses playing
- 38:05Speaker 1: football relative to that era and players before, they're softer
- 38:09Speaker 1: than ever now. But that's the way it goes, right,
- 38:11Speaker 1: get softers and get more violent. People can't handle violence.
- 38:15Speaker 1: In the NFL went from a mom and pop business
- 38:17Speaker 1: where they sold NFL's hardest hits and they celebrated that,
- 38:21Speaker 1: and they got sued and they have so much money
- 38:23Speaker 1: and they have lawyers involved, and so they changed everything.
- 38:26Speaker 1: And now you can't do that, and you have to
- 38:28Speaker 1: limit practices and because the players can't handle the practices
- 38:32Speaker 1: and so and Sue was a problem child on the
- 38:35Speaker 1: field and all that stuff. But regardless of all of that, again,
- 38:38Speaker 1: this is about a beef and Domacons, who ten years
- 38:41Speaker 1: later still complaining that the Lions paid Matthew Stafford more
- 38:45Speaker 1: than him. All right, and again, quarterbacks, we don't necessarily
- 38:50Speaker 1: like them, but they get paid a lot. They have
- 38:52Speaker 1: the ball in their hands all the time. They're the
- 38:54Speaker 1: ones that side off and who wins and loses and
- 38:57Speaker 1: defensive tackles. While they are important, they can also get
- 39:00Speaker 1: double teamed and get taken out of competition. Right, and
- 39:06Speaker 1: so there you go. I will give Endomiconsu a little
- 39:09Speaker 1: extra credit. It's a little bit for holding on to
- 39:14Speaker 1: a grudge. The bad blood, bad blood, bad blood. What
- 39:18Speaker 1: you're gonna do when the bad blood comes for you?
- 39:20Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
- 39:23Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go to the third degree,
- 39:30Speaker 1: Here we go, this is one big gets grailed. Here
- 39:35Speaker 1: we go. Cooo.
- 39:37Speaker 10: So the Titans are in the market for a quarterback.
- 39:39Speaker 10: Number one overall pick cam Ward will certainly start, but
- 39:42Speaker 10: with Will Levis out for the season, the backup plan
- 39:44Speaker 10: is very murky. Yeah, Ben, who do you think the
- 39:47Speaker 10: Titans should go to to fill their voyd? A quarterback?
- 39:49Speaker 1: They got to find a guy in the Canadian Football League.
- 39:52Speaker 1: The top available free agent quarterbacks right now are Carson Wentz,
- 39:57Speaker 1: Okay and CJ. Bethard. Those the top available unless they
- 40:01Speaker 1: want to take Teddy Bridgewater from that high school in
- 40:03Speaker 1: Miami where he's apparently coaching, but he got suspended. But
- 40:07Speaker 1: that's pretty much it like of people we've heard of.
- 40:11Speaker 1: I think Tyler Huntley might be on side also, but
- 40:14Speaker 1: there's there's not a lot there, so they're pretty much
- 40:18Speaker 1: screwed at this point.
- 40:19Speaker 10: Next, former safety and current analyst Ryan Clark said on
- 40:22Speaker 10: TV Monday that the team with the most pressure to
- 40:24Speaker 10: reach the Super Bowl this season is the Baltimore Ravens.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Is he right, No, it's got to be Buffalo. His
- 40:30Speaker 1: Buffalo has been teetering on the brink, as have the Ravens.
- 40:34Speaker 1: The Bills, though, if they don't get it done, and
- 40:37Speaker 1: you got Belichick out there that wants to go back
- 40:39Speaker 1: to the NFL, if Belichick does well at North Carolina,
- 40:42Speaker 1: that's a natural fit Belichick to Buffalo. So the McDermott's toast,
- 40:48Speaker 1: if the Bills don't get to the super Bowl, he
- 40:50Speaker 1: should be fired this year. If they don't get the
- 40:51Speaker 1: Super Bowl, So I'm going Buffalo next.
- 40:54Speaker 10: Former gym Mike Tannebaum is coming with the hot takes again, Yeah,
- 40:57Speaker 10: this time saying that Jordan Love will win MVP this
- 40:59Speaker 10: upcome season.
- 41:00Speaker 1: That's good, that's funny. Ben, let's hear your hot take.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Give us a dark horse MVP. Is you gonna win
- 41:05Speaker 1: MVP for like the top the cheese like some cheese
- 41:08Speaker 1: brand in wiscons will name him? Is the MVP. I'm
- 41:11Speaker 1: gonna go. Joe Burrow is my MVP. Joe Burrow? All
- 41:16Speaker 1: right there it is malardly third of you. How do
- 41:18Speaker 1: we do? He passes in there?
- 41:20Speaker 2: It is?
- 41:20Speaker 1: That's a what b on the board? No what the
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- 41:54Speaker 11: It's time for love here on the Ben Mallor Show.
- 41:58Speaker 11: And you know I like to start it with a
- 42:00Speaker 11: little bit of wisdom. So if your lover, your partner,
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- 42:12Speaker 1: What if they want to try a different person, that's great.
- 42:16Speaker 11: Just really sure you communicate that, and you know what,
- 42:19Speaker 11: your partner might get excited and be like, oh my gosh,
- 42:22Speaker 11: can I join in? Or can I watch this totally thing?
- 42:26Speaker 11: Do what you need to be freaks. Just stay together.
- 42:28Speaker 11: That's the point.
- 42:30Speaker 1: All right, Well, we have questions, Lareya. I thought this
- 42:33Speaker 1: was amusing, So we'll start with this listener, Jay Scoop
- 42:37Speaker 1: right since says what should a guy do if his
- 42:39Speaker 1: wife disrespects and pisses off one of your very best
- 42:44Speaker 1: friends and you know she was absolutely in the wrong
- 42:48Speaker 1: asking for a friend. That's from Jay school.
- 42:50Speaker 11: Oh you got to learn to laugh, And I think
- 42:53Speaker 11: that's what everyone will do, you know, It's just one
- 42:55Speaker 11: of those things. They're going to keep laughing for a
- 42:57Speaker 11: long time, hunger and be like, you have a good
- 43:00Speaker 11: sense of humor.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Yeah, Lady Sideburns rights in says, how do I confront
- 43:06Speaker 1: my partner about their dragon breath? When don't you think
- 43:09Speaker 1: someone named Lady Sideburns would have dragon breath? Also, I
- 43:12Speaker 1: was gonna.
- 43:12Speaker 11: Say, maybe you should take care of your sideburns first
- 43:15Speaker 11: before thinking about other people's business. But at the same time,
- 43:18Speaker 11: if you are in their mouth all the time, that's
- 43:20Speaker 11: really gross and you don't want them to have bad breath.
- 43:21Speaker 11: I dated this one guy once. Oh my god, he
- 43:23Speaker 11: had the worst breath I've ever smelled on a person.
- 43:26Speaker 1: You would have dealt with it if he had the
- 43:28Speaker 1: big bank.
- 43:29Speaker 11: I would be like, Hey, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- 43:31Speaker 1: You want to come brush my.
- 43:32Speaker 11: Brush our teeth together? Oh yeah, just to encourage him
- 43:36Speaker 11: to brush his teeth a sign. And then I'd be like,
- 43:38Speaker 11: when was the last time you went to the dentist?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Wow, don't laugh, you buy Muffer's birthday mouthwash.
- 43:45Speaker 11: You didn't make it that long bit.
- 43:47Speaker 1: By those fishermen friends? What's up? Cheff wow? BP rights
- 43:54Speaker 1: and he says, hey, Lorena, can a man ever escape
- 43:57Speaker 1: the friend zone?
- 44:02Speaker 11: It's to escape.
- 44:04Speaker 1: You can't. If you win the lottery, you can't.
- 44:06Speaker 11: You technically, yeah, you can fight your way out of
- 44:09Speaker 11: the trenches.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. We all know that.
- 44:12Speaker 11: It's usually after someone dies, though, so like if their
- 44:15Speaker 11: regular husband died and you're still there after slide in,
- 44:18Speaker 11: you slide in. They trust you.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Because it's on the big I don't do list, as
- 44:22Speaker 1: you know, but on big, on the big board, you
- 44:24Speaker 1: move up. Yeah, it's like the minor league system.
- 44:27Speaker 11: You could even be his best friend. You don't even
- 44:29Speaker 11: have to be her best friend. Who was that guy
- 44:32Speaker 11: the other day that called on?
- 44:33Speaker 1: Oh, the guy from Mississippi.
- 44:35Speaker 11: He's with his wife's girl.
- 44:37Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, And then she gave the approval. She said,
- 44:39Speaker 1: if I die, you can, you know, knock yourself up?
- 44:42Speaker 1: And he did, teach. Let's say hello to raul N
- 44:46Speaker 1: l Passo, who's calling in? Hello? Rol, You're on the
- 44:49Speaker 1: Queen of Hearts with the RAINA. What's up? Hey?
- 44:57Speaker 6: Is it wrong for me to think about others people
- 45:00Speaker 6: while we're in doing something and think about other women
- 45:06Speaker 6: while I've been married for twenty two years?
- 45:09Speaker 1: Hey, it's a long run, man.
- 45:11Speaker 11: You know, just like sometimes you have to about think
- 45:14Speaker 11: thinking of something that's disturbing to keep going. Sometimes you
- 45:18Speaker 11: have to think about something you know that's not your person.
- 45:21Speaker 1: And I don't know that I would advertise that to
- 45:23Speaker 1: the person who with And.
- 45:25Speaker 11: That's the problem, though, is when you know you're about
- 45:27Speaker 11: to climax and you scream the wrong name. So you
- 45:29Speaker 11: got to make sure you.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Definitely don't want to do that. Yeah. Yeah's remember my
- 45:34Speaker 1: my buddy Striker, he used to has love line and
- 45:36Speaker 1: he I think he was the one who we call
- 45:38Speaker 1: it like this spanky sweet. Yeah he would. That's all right, Roll,
- 45:44Speaker 1: You're fine as long as you're you know, Actually, I
- 45:46Speaker 1: just don't.
- 45:46Speaker 11: Say it out loud. Don't be like I'm thinking about
- 45:48Speaker 11: someone else right now, honey. Yeah, I mean unless they're
- 45:51Speaker 11: into that.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you, ro I appreciate that. What
- 45:55Speaker 1: do we have? Andy? And Lionel Lake says? Is it
- 45:57Speaker 1: awkward when your significant other gives a of lingerie? The
- 46:01Speaker 1: last time I went to Victoria's Secret, they would not
- 46:04Speaker 1: let me try anything on.
- 46:08Speaker 2: This.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Oscar de la Hoya, what's going on here?
- 46:13Speaker 11: You can have another girl try it on for her.
- 46:15Speaker 1: Yellow ferg Dog says, how long should I date a
- 46:19Speaker 1: girl before bringing up that I'm a fan of sports radio.
- 46:22Speaker 1: I'll never never bring that up, fer Dog. That is
- 46:25Speaker 1: why women run for the hills when they hear that.
- 46:28Speaker 11: I think you guys watch sports all the time. Is
- 46:30Speaker 11: already bad enough. Don't make it worse anything, but.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Try to avoid that costs quick. JT. The wingman says,
- 46:38Speaker 1: when my fiance returns from Wisconsin, is it wrong to
- 46:42Speaker 1: skip dinner? Go right to dessert, Loraina.
- 46:44Speaker 11: Right to dessert, to dessert first, and after.
- 46:46Speaker 9: What we're going about, and again and again.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 46:52Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. The
- 46:56Speaker 2: attention everyone, and the password.
- 46:58Speaker 12: Is you idiot? Password? The word Game of the Stars.
- 47:05Speaker 12: Here's Ben Meler. Right to the game we go. Let's
- 47:07Speaker 12: welcome in our contestants. We have Slug from Lost Wages
- 47:12Speaker 12: no matter. Hello, Slug?
- 47:14Speaker 6: What's that buddy?
- 47:15Speaker 1: You think mouthwash? Mike is alive, out.
- 47:18Speaker 11: And praying and kick my vitamins, making sure he.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Was still grown.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I think of him every time I use mouthwash.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I think of him, you know I do. All Who
- 47:27Speaker 1: do you want to partner up with? Slug? Who is?
- 47:29Speaker 1: Slug's the guy that hosted the Mallard meet we did
- 47:31Speaker 1: in Vegas last year. We'll do another one here soon. Slug?
- 47:34Speaker 1: What what do we got here? What's the answer here? Slug?
- 47:37Speaker 1: Who you gonna play?
- 47:38Speaker 5: All right?
- 47:39Speaker 1: We're any dog? That's my dog? That's my dog?
- 47:42Speaker 11: Okay?
- 47:43Speaker 1: And dog? Yeah, me and slug. And then we have Clifford.
- 47:48Speaker 1: I was a big fan of Clifford the Big Red Dog.
- 47:50Speaker 1: And the area is Clifford the Big Red Dog, another dog,
- 47:54Speaker 1: or for that's my willis Hello Clifford, Hello man, how
- 48:01Speaker 1: are you? Oh? You sound just like I would imagine
- 48:04Speaker 1: Clifford the Big Red Dog would sound. Well, Clifford, who
- 48:06Speaker 1: do you want to partner up with? Clifford?
- 48:09Speaker 9: I will, well, since you're taking already, I won't go.
- 48:13Speaker 1: With for reina, all right, the reina you're in unbelievable. Okay,
- 48:18Speaker 1: let's play the game right then, all right, slug. You
- 48:21Speaker 1: picked the first pick of number one to ten. Slug
- 48:24Speaker 1: number one to ten. Please, let's go lucky number four,
- 48:31Speaker 1: Lucky number four, all right, number, let's go with How
- 48:40Speaker 1: about we go with flask? Flask? Yeah, all right, yeah,
- 48:50Speaker 1: that's a I bet you, slug. I bet you've owned some.
- 48:54Speaker 1: I bet you've owned some flasks in your day. I
- 48:57Speaker 1: got one of the one or ten the cabinet, right, yes.
- 49:01Speaker 11: All right, Clifford, pick a number.
- 49:04Speaker 6: Slug number two.
- 49:06Speaker 1: Number two.
- 49:08Speaker 11: Okay, okay, let's do.
- 49:15Speaker 1: Hover. I'm sorry, hover.
- 49:22Speaker 2: Hover airborne?
- 49:25Speaker 1: No, oh, come on, don't even wait, just to float yeah,
- 49:29Speaker 1: there you go. That's you're just bragging. Now. My next
- 49:36Speaker 1: one was going to be nineteen nothing. By the way, slug,
- 49:39Speaker 1: go ahead, pick a number one to ten. It's like
- 49:41Speaker 1: we're playing password the word Game of the Stars. Slug
- 49:43Speaker 1: is in Vegas, Clifford, the Big Red Dogs from child books.
- 49:46Speaker 1: I don't know where you lives. Go ahead, slack, Kobe
- 49:49Speaker 1: number eight, number eight, Kobe, alright, let's go with I
- 49:56Speaker 1: know one. What's that?
- 49:57Speaker 11: I know a clue? Go ahead.
- 50:00Speaker 1: I think this is one word. Let me hold, let
- 50:03Speaker 1: me check. I think it's one word. Yeah, all right,
- 50:09Speaker 1: white wall.
- 50:13Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's one word.
- 50:17Speaker 1: Twenty twenty nine nothing.
- 50:19Speaker 11: Wow, I was gonna say rubber, so I don't.
- 50:22Speaker 1: Even go ahead, Clifford, try to save some face. Surrey
- 50:30Speaker 1: exactly five, number five, all right, Germs, Germs, Cox Andrena.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Oh that is not right. I mean that was a
- 50:47Speaker 1: good clue. Actually, think that was a good clue. The
- 50:49Speaker 1: word we were looking for wash bacteria. We went slog
- 50:54Speaker 1: another way. We just feeded Clifford in Lorena, cats go
- 50:59Speaker 1: the tack. You gotta golden ticket,