Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Strictly Come Hamster - Series Five (featuring Iain Martin & Gareth Bowley)
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- 0:00Alliance. How is that possible the cracks
- 0:05in the skin of the universe? All reality is threatened all
- 0:11universes will be delivered. What?
- 0:15And you've come to me for help. No, we will save the universe
- 0:20from you. From me or protections correlate
- 0:26know, you've got it wrong. Listen to me.
- 1:21Stop it. Mistake.
- 2:01Huge, didn't anyone ever tell? You, there's one thing.
- 2:04You never put in a podcast if you're smart.
- 2:06If you value your continued song.
- 2:09Let's say if you've got any plans about maintaining an
- 2:11audience, there's one thing you never ever put in a podcast, May
- 2:16Welcome back to the time me, why me?
- 2:22Wibbly wobbly sibling. What we do is we actually
- 2:28Strictly Come hamster. My name is Joe Ford.
- 2:32Hello, everybody. And we are here today to
- 2:35annihilate. I'm sorry.
- 2:37Be extremely positive about Series, 5 of the Steven, Moffat
- 2:43era, how it very exciting rolled.
- 2:45Are you excited? I'm excited, but you may not be.
- 2:48In fact, our audience know how little excited you are, because
- 2:51I'm going to start with a limerick from our lovely.
- 2:55Paul Quinn who sent in this. I mean, the Palma has the
- 2:59universe That once was a critical joke who thought Amy
- 3:04Pond was a hoe oh she found him off at Scripps.
- 3:07Quite rotten his arcs. Mr. Gotten like something from
- 3:11Satan's ass hole. Oh my God.
- 3:13That is honestly I've never heard a poem so profound since
- 3:17oh, wet pet that I was young. You can English left literature
- 3:23Professor can't, yes, right. Yeah, more on a bit of a hole
- 3:26later. Yeah, I'm sure what you wore Amy
- 3:29both. Oh, that's why I hate us so
- 3:32much. I didn't start over you.
- 3:33Recognize you recognize similar tracks.
- 3:35Well yeah, we are back for Moffitt's first season and if
- 3:39you take yourself back to 2010, I think fandom was pretty
- 3:42generally positive about Moffitt taking on the role of show
- 3:45running. Given these four scripts on the
- 3:47Russell, I've been so well received And I think we're going
- 3:51to see bits of those scripts back again tonight so the
- 3:54everyone lives Mantra from clearly child wasn't just that
- 3:57one occasion because we've got a number of stories where
- 3:59everybody lives and there aren't any deaths.
- 4:02Look at the last story alone, Amy dies, she comes back.
- 4:05The doctor dies comes back, Roar is died for about four times by
- 4:09now and he comes back. So everyone's alive and well by
- 4:11the end goodness, isn't it? Absolutely, he idiot.
- 4:16Keep your powerful girl in the fireplace.
- 4:19Brought us from mantis for the doctor and we've got River here,
- 4:22teasing their future together. Blink, gave us the Angels, their
- 4:25back plus tiny Winehouse by the bucket load.
- 4:28And most notably, obviously Amy Pond story gets Rewritten by the
- 4:32end and silencing the library. Gave us the Trope of the doctor
- 4:35just telling the baddies as Tom would say to spark off, and he
- 4:39does that again in everything from Love and power to Pandora
- 4:42opens. But of course, there is one
- 4:44other obvious big influence on this season curse of the Fatal
- 4:49death. With its Labyrinth find
- 4:52backwards and forwards in time. And there were Shades there in
- 4:56Big Bang. Dare I say, but we will get
- 4:57there in time. Shades.
- 4:59Did you say? Hey, I'm being positive.
- 5:02Well, to help us sort this all out and decide whether York is
- 5:06indeed just stuff with bits in it.
- 5:08And why beans are evil. Bad bad beans which joined by
- 5:12two very special guests. As Amy pontus self would say.
- 5:15I've got my podcast of got my boys.
- 5:18Between us, we're going to decide which story will be
- 5:20lifting the location glitter ball and which will be sucked
- 5:23into Amy's crap because it's a yawning Chasm from, which no man
- 5:27can possibly return. So let's welcome.
- 5:31Today's guest, we have a very shocked.
- 5:33Ian joining us today are strictly newbie and welcome to
- 5:37the podcast, and thank you for having me.
- 5:40I can't believe you've just said that and I can't believe you're
- 5:44going to get away with it. I'd get canceled like oh all
- 5:52I've been told. Is it my goal on for a long
- 5:54time? So I laid in a good selection of
- 5:57snacks and hot food as well. So I am primed and ready.
- 6:01That's wonderful to have you on Strictly.
- 6:05And Gareth making a return after your dissing of the Daleks in
- 6:10our series starters. I mean to go on I did, I did
- 6:17wonder how long it would take his to get into Amy's.
- 6:19Crack not very long at all. Excuse me, I would like to sleep
- 6:23tonight. Thank you very much.
- 6:25We please stop. I think her Croc might come up
- 6:29once or twice and I don't like, yes, indeed.
- 6:32I think about the season goes in the wall, right?
- 6:34Yeah. What else?
- 6:36Well quiet, yeah. I don't know what else you might
- 6:40be talking about. Well, gentlemen, before we get
- 6:42into the stories himself, let's tease the audience.
- 6:44Let's give them your overall feelings on the season.
- 6:48Without any spoilers Gareth. Kick us off.
- 6:50What do you think of Series 5? Oh, I hate it.
- 6:54I don't like it at all. I can't stand it.
- 6:57I did. It is the singular.
- 7:00Worst piece of Doctor Who I have ever had The Misfortune to sit
- 7:03through several times. Oh, this is gonna be waiting
- 7:07for. There's no, but no, no.
- 7:09But can I just ask a question if you watched anything that's
- 7:12happened since For example season 9 or the Jodie Whittaker
- 7:20era. All right without getting too
- 7:26far into it. I I have a big problem with this
- 7:30series its overarching Arc and as already expertly mentioned at
- 7:33the top end of the intro, the shadow of the curse of fatal
- 7:36death on all of this. I'm sure we'll get into it.
- 7:40Ian, bring some positivity, principal light to us.
- 7:43Please Lightning positivity. Well for me.
- 7:47Uh you know when people ask me what's your ear, I always say
- 7:50the Stephen moffatt era but it isn't the Stephen Moffitt era.
- 7:54It's the Matt Smith era and it isn't the Matt Smith era.
- 7:56It's season five and maybe half of season 6 for me.
- 8:01This series was the greatest run of episodes the show has ever
- 8:07produced since certainly the Sylvester McCoy era.
- 8:12So I think it's about to say we've got some slightly
- 8:16diametrically opposed views on the show next year because
- 8:19somewhere in the middle, you know, because there are some
- 8:23things about serious, father are really, like, are do like the
- 8:26ambition of it. I like the confidence of it.
- 8:28I like the color of it as well. It's got not compare this to six
- 8:32and nine. It's like a rainbow blasting out
- 8:35the screen, and I like the wit of it as well.
- 8:37So, there are things all up, but there are however many things I
- 8:41don't like about this season. There are some terrible,
- 8:44terrible revisions. And I'm talking about returning
- 8:48monsters that hang like LED balloons.
- 8:51I think it's hugely inconsistent in quality like my baton average
- 8:56here is possibly five five, maybe six four.
- 8:58So I think there's a lot of really average to Bad episodes,
- 9:03and I hate hate hate with an absolute passion.
- 9:07Rory, being bullied by the sarcastic monstrously over A
- 9:12bearing cock holding cheating dismissive, unsympathetic and
- 9:16deeply unpleasant, Amy Pond. I just reflection of you.
- 9:21Joe, I love Amy Pond in series 5 with such a passion.
- 9:25She actively makes Good episodes bad.
- 9:30And if you can't get on board with a companion, you're like
- 9:33this with toes and car in the Jody whiskey, you can't get on
- 9:36board with a companion, you don't.
- 9:38And I realize halfway through this season, I just wasn't on
- 9:41board with it because I just didn't like Amy at all.
- 9:45This was the year where Sarah James series 4 came out.
- 9:48And I preferred watching series 4 of Sarah Jane that I did
- 9:52Serious, five of Doctor Who, so there is good stuff in here.
- 9:57But it's massively problematic for me. okay, well, as you know,
- 10:01I'm a big big Steven, Moffat Farm, but I would say off his
- 10:04six series five, he's probably my least favorite of The
- 10:13complexities of sex, a nine as you just talked about.
- 10:18But that's not say I dislike five in anyway, shape or form.
- 10:21I am going to be generally positive, so I think we've got
- 10:23two positives and two negatives say, but I don't think for me,
- 10:26it doesn't quite reach the heights that we get later on.
- 10:29I don't think there's enough moth here.
- 10:31I think he's starting to find his is Moffat feet, but that's
- 10:35not enough here for me to get my teeth into.
- 10:37So I enjoy it. But it's not, it's not Peak
- 10:41Moffat. I have been said that, I love
- 10:44Amy. I think Amy and Matt together
- 10:46are fucking fantastic. I think they're a great deal and
- 10:50they raise episodes that I might not be so, you know.
- 10:53So yeah. I think we have got quite a
- 10:55difference of opinion tonight, which should make this an
- 10:58interesting run. It, too of our favorite know, my
- 11:01two favorite. Matt Smith episodes are in this
- 11:03season so I can't write off two of my absolute favorites.
- 11:07There's nothing the top so too, in the subsequent Seasons
- 11:10because I do think this is a an era that bleeds quality as it
- 11:14goes along. You know, we start the left now,
- 11:16and we end a time of the Ceramic, and I was there ever
- 11:19been what? What we call it your, in Chasm
- 11:23in quality between the beginning and the end of an era.
- 11:26But yeah, let's get talking, let's get into it.
- 11:30Should we start with our overall listeners comments?
- 11:33Because they again, I think they probably show the people have
- 11:36quite divided opinions on this era, and specifically, this
- 11:39series. Ian, would you like to kick us
- 11:41off with the, the comments? Like, is the wrong word?
- 11:44I'm prepared to read out the following comment, but it is
- 11:47with a certain amount of reservation James H says din all
- 11:5313 That's pretty succinct. Maybe men, 13, maybe meant been
- 11:58the Jodie Whittaker. I mean we've done about episodes
- 12:08through talking nonsense but to sleep in Authority means this is
- 12:12a season without anything to recommend it.
- 12:15There is no season of Doctor Who without anything to raise a bit
- 12:18inconsistent. Because when we get to his
- 12:20comments, he does find the odd game of So, next up, we've got
- 12:27Lucy McCall. Who says this was, when I began
- 12:30to drift away again. And she came back for Jodi on my
- 12:35ads at state. Is it me again?
- 12:39It's Yuan. I'm guessing the hang of the
- 12:41former bear with me. So, Luke Sims Jenkins says not
- 12:47an era. I like, but I adore Vincent and
- 12:50the doctor interesting. Joe short says really don't like
- 12:56the Matt Smith era, he just doesn't appeal to me.
- 12:59Then there's the bloody pawns so I never sit down and think I
- 13:04want to watch any of it ever again Joe I have sympathy for
- 13:08you. I love you Joe sure.
- 13:11Strike that lovely from your name right now.
- 13:14She's not serious. No I didn't she die.
- 13:18Who's next ligma Lloyd? The lovely.
- 13:21Luke Malloy says, this is Doctor Who done faster snappier and
- 13:25more stylishly than ever before. The doctor is redefine from war,
- 13:29veteran to madman with a box. And this finally shifts the
- 13:33modern series into new more exciting territory.
- 13:36We have So we have to make the font slightly larger.
- 13:40I've gone into this, with the certain amount of, you know,
- 13:43gung-ho bonami. But I can't read that.
- 13:45We have who's best leads what the helm.
- 13:50The most poignant story arc to date and the best opener and
- 13:54finale of all time. Very often diametrically opposed
- 14:00to Luke the lawyer but what a lot of fucking bulshit howling.
- 14:07Next up, its James Lark and he saves wonderful.
- 14:11The fairy, tales sensibility and intimate settings, feel like a
- 14:15deliberate throwing off of the overblown, histrionic.
- 14:18So, the preceding era, the story arc is properly threaded
- 14:21throughout rather than slapped on as an afterthought.
- 14:24The economical deployment of effects gives them much greater
- 14:28impact on the whole thing. Looks beautiful.
- 14:31I mean, even, I've got to admit the look of this series is top
- 14:36dollar. Yeah, I agree.
- 14:38He cannot call though. I enormous, eyeball in the sky,
- 14:42there's only one of them. That's fucking Mass.
- 14:50Ah, alright, who's next Bernard Bernard enigmatic Bernard?
- 14:55We've never heard from this. We've never heard from Bernard.
- 14:58Is Bernard like me a new person, maybe he is that.
- 15:04Bernard says this is when new Doctor Who arrived, thank you
- 15:08both and it by which, I mean the character of the doctor as
- 15:12written and performed here by moffatt and Smith previously,
- 15:14the doctor didn't have the dialogue intellectual core or
- 15:18emotion or authentically presented it felt like cosplay
- 15:22Bernard. All right whoever Bernard is hot
- 15:25just please do not write it again.
- 15:27Okay, we love you. So I like it.
- 15:36Rude about this this is what pops up the numbers they turned
- 15:41up to see what we're going to say and those shoes are filthy
- 15:45Yeah. All right and no one can.
- 15:51Alright let's go. So next up is Paul Kirkley, the
- 15:55best new season, obviously 11 hour is the perfect introduction
- 16:01to a new doctor. The angel 2 part is Sublime and
- 16:04Pandora is simply the greatest story of all time.
- 16:08Hmm, interesting. Maybe I can see why somebody
- 16:13might think that about the Pandora opens.
- 16:15Yes. Oh, you tease you tease.
- 16:21So I it's very formal, Simon, heart.
- 16:24Is he some relatively hard? I don't think he's going on.
- 16:27Okay, so Grand Uncle Simon, heart says, probably my favorite
- 16:31series. Since the show returned, he's a
- 16:34clever chap, isn't he? I instantly loved Matt Smith
- 16:37Doctor and the series is full of highs 11th.
- 16:40Our angels to party Vincent and the finale are all absolutely
- 16:44topped here Doctor Who classy back then, he says, angels to
- 16:49partner did the Angels have two partners maybe they did.
- 16:53Oh wow. And explains a lot.
- 16:56Yeah. The next is Dave Rennie superb,
- 17:00a breath of fresh air after the successful tenant era, Moffat
- 17:04never better this year and Matt was instantly the doctor
- 17:08obviously the sort of a comments going in another Direction.
- 17:11It started off with all the bad stuff and got all the crap out
- 17:15the way to start with. We started with the outlier as
- 17:19we're leading people into the warmth of the light in the wall
- 17:24Target. Yes, I'm on Tony's Autumn don't
- 17:32squeak. It's too bad with me.
- 17:36It's immediately looks more expensive with those new cameras
- 17:39and fresh visuals. The hit rate is still the same,
- 17:43but the highs are really high. Oh, what did you say?
- 17:47What does that mean? They write a story.
- 17:51So the proportion of good Wars it right before.
- 17:53Oh very very good point. It could be like two a year, you
- 17:58know? Next is Paul Quinn.
- 18:01I meant to be an expert on fairy tales seriously, but I don't
- 18:06know what fairy tale means here. Apart from Amy, and Rory being
- 18:09punished for having sex. That's very fairy tale.
- 18:12Maybe it's like Gothic and season 14, a repeated mean but
- 18:15with little reason our say so small.
- 18:18Oh Dan Hollingsworth says lovely mother had plenty of time to
- 18:25plan it and ensure it made sense with characters.
- 18:28We could care about shame. His other Seasons didn't work.
- 18:32Nearly as well, Dan Hollingsworth.
- 18:35Did you watch this season? Make sure it makes sense.
- 18:39Did you don't make the end of this makes stupid?
- 18:42Make it perfect sense. Yeah very youth because me Paul
- 18:49dies. Say you exist fuck off.
- 18:53Makes sense. It will be, will be explaining
- 18:56the entry. Okay, please tell me the logic
- 18:59of magic. 12. Oh yes, it makes sense.
- 19:06Okay. And last up, we've got Charlie
- 19:10Barnes The Moffat ear gets off to a flying start with a funny.
- 19:14Scary Whimsical. Tragic, beautiful, modern, fairy
- 19:17tale. Is it any Wonder Smith and
- 19:19Julian went on to bigger things that simply amazing here.
- 19:23It's a visual treat to one of the very best seasons of the
- 19:26modern era. Words in my mouth.
- 19:29Yeah, right back to get into the story.
- 19:34He has the new come up. Please pick your story from all
- 19:38tan and give us the reasons why you're championing or condemning
- 19:42it. Where to begin?
- 19:47I'm going to start. With the vampires of Venice.
- 19:52Okay. In traffic is literally.
- 19:54No one will have seen that coming.
- 19:56No. And I'm going to kill you over a
- 20:00done with it and I get the feeling we're gonna this, you
- 20:05know. So just so everyone listening
- 20:06knows at the start of the show. We've all just met Joe and I are
- 20:10friends. This is all going to change.
- 20:12What you're going to hear over the next couple of hours.
- 20:14You calling me your friend when you were doing that thing.
- 20:19I wasn't saying, words Joe, it was, it was more.
- 20:22Oh yeah. But now I fear, you know, this
- 20:26could be the end vampire. I think vampires Venice is the
- 20:32high point in the series in terms of the amount of ADR so
- 20:38much ADR in this series and so much of it in this episode.
- 20:44He gave Joe A Commentary there. When you said I can't really be
- 20:50going there. I just I did it to making this
- 20:54drink. Yeah, it's so this is the first
- 20:59or rather, a scene from this is the very first bit of Matt
- 21:02Smith. I saw probably the same for most
- 21:04of us, it was on, I think Jonathan Ross, one night.
- 21:08There was a clip of mass Smith in the, in the sort of basement
- 21:12with the vampires and he does that whole glorious.
- 21:14Tell me the whole plan thing which didn't work but it was
- 21:18instantly sort of charming and lovely, and I thought, oh, this,
- 21:21this young kid, who I've never previously, heard of, he's
- 21:23already much more sort of alien and eccentric and, and time
- 21:28lordly than that last guy who We've only just really got rid
- 21:32of oh my God. And so vampires of Venice was
- 21:35special for that reason for the effects, for the kind of throw
- 21:39away, you know? It's it's enough.
- 21:41Nothing, he kind of story, we don't need it.
- 21:43It's not essential, but it's fun, and it's so much more
- 21:46engaging fun, I thought. So that's, that's my main
- 21:53reasons. There are.
- 21:54There are downsides to it Francesco.
- 21:56Looks really rapey, it's not the comedy.
- 22:00However, the comedy is magnificent and I just think
- 22:04this is For some people, this is the weakest one of the bunch and
- 22:09if this is the weakest one, what a great Bunch.
- 22:11It must be proved me wrong. This is in no way the weakest
- 22:16episode of the area. Should we go to the comments?
- 22:19Jim Allenby said I loved it at first.
- 22:22I'm a bit iffy on it. Now it looks gorgeous but don't
- 22:25you see GI lets it down as well as yet another finale.
- 22:28With the doctor going up a bloody Tower.
- 22:30Andy Parkinson, says, another middling Story.
- 22:33The vampires are scary. The setting iconic, but it just
- 22:36doesn't move me in it. The fabulous Nemesis that is
- 22:40good, but I can't even say his name is say, he's not much of a
- 22:44nemesis to be, I can't even bring myself says, my name, the
- 22:47beautiful phrase of Gregory says a midseason soft reboot to
- 22:51launch the new companion. Roaring are such, it looks
- 22:53great, but it's a little lightweight others should steal
- 22:57the show, but he's up against Helen McCrory.
- 22:59So he's got no Chums. Oh gorgeous, isn't she?
- 23:04James had been Bennett. I still don't know what that
- 23:07ending where Venice full silent is all about tolerable at best,
- 23:11but been because of the ending and another monster with bad
- 23:14bunny teeth while spices and okay, run around, Rory makes a
- 23:18strong start, but it's a story. I don't revisit John cook a
- 23:22great story that follows that flies under the radar due to how
- 23:25brilliant so much around. It is the much missed Helen
- 23:28McCrory shines and the setting and themes work, very well.
- 23:31Big Orange. Michael says, some solid scenes
- 23:34that don't quite go into a complete hole.
- 23:35I still like to great deal though.
- 23:37It's not one often Revisited, Jason Thompson, a good one.
- 23:40Roy actually gets the show, he's far more than the rather wet
- 23:44boyfriend with the first episode reading up on the staff.
- 23:47Taking the doctor's task, but still getting into the spirit of
- 23:50Adventure, being happy to be invited to travel more and he
- 23:53was, the series goes off in a New Direction with the first
- 23:56stumbling steps of the Doctor. Amy, Rory Trio credit Smith and
- 24:00darvel for playing it. So beautifully, ditto Helen
- 24:03McCrory. A clever Twist on a vampire
- 24:05story, which deserves a slightly better climax.
- 24:07Shola. Well, it's his Doctor Who meets
- 24:10Hammer Studios. Great villain great standoff
- 24:13with the doctor Rory joins the crew and I actually like him
- 24:16Koya says a third wheel Romance, the dogs are having a gripping
- 24:19verbal, sparring session with a great character across a body of
- 24:23water self-sacrifice drawing explosion?
- 24:25Is this school reunion all over again?
- 24:28Occasionally, visually engaging, but I feel it's got the least
- 24:31new up to say of everything in Moffitt's.
- 24:34Debut year, crash dummy, says fun, but slight not.
- 24:37Gothic enough to work but Smith has more sizzling chemistry with
- 24:41Macquarie in one scene. Oh yes.
- 24:44That he does with Kingston in three years.
- 24:47I'm finally, the lovely, Michael storm says random button you
- 24:53Decent enough, despite some shit.
- 24:55CJ Monsters, the titular. Vampires aren't well enough
- 24:58defined but the real stories between the doctor and his
- 25:01Armour, who's not announced an outfit on, but has believed in
- 25:04motivation. So next, I would say next so
- 25:09that season sort of mediocre but Ian's trumpet.
- 25:13So Ian are you going to support that?
- 25:16Ian Gareth, I'm losing the plot already.
- 25:18Oh, Ian Gareth, who are you? Well, there's a couple of things
- 25:23to this one, isn't there? So I agree with James's comments
- 25:28about the fact that the whole silence at the end piece doesn't
- 25:32make any sense nor does really why the sister of the water even
- 25:37remembers the silence driving them from their Planet.
- 25:39But hey yeah, let's just go with the shell.
- 25:41We like everything else on top of this, then you've got the
- 25:45fact Oh, the doctor's reaction to vampires.
- 25:51They're the mortal enemies of the time.
- 25:52Lords is the last of the time. Lords, is this really the
- 25:55reaction of a responsible person?
- 25:57You know, based on what we've seen before?
- 25:59We know it's their moral duty to deal with them and he like a
- 26:04Butler's Not a fan of the classic who I've ever say, like
- 26:09he doesn't know about it. I just, he's just a little
- 26:13consistency because I actually like the costumes and the
- 26:18location in this one again. You know, coming back to what I
- 26:20said at the top, this series is very Sumptuous in the way it
- 26:24looks. And the way it feels, I think
- 26:27the inclusion of Rory is Jew because like Joe I just want to
- 26:32throttle Amy. I can't stand her and I think
- 26:35Rory actually outs both Matt Smith and Karen Gillian
- 26:38throughout this series. And I think it comes to a head
- 26:41in this, when he talked about how the dangerous the doctor is
- 26:46Because he makes people want to impress him and it's we're
- 26:49experiencing. The danger of the situations
- 26:52that were in through Rory's eyes.
- 26:53Quite literally, it's in Jeopardy.
- 26:54He wants to step into Amy, rather name.
- 26:56He being sold off to these Folk. It's wonderful.
- 27:00I want to keep this one. Wow.
- 27:04Joe. This is depressingly traditional
- 27:09and I think it shows Amy absolute worst.
- 27:13I am not keen on the vampire despite the fact that I know it
- 27:17looks beautiful, it was filmed in Croatia, it looks absolutely
- 27:20stunning. The music is great in this as
- 27:23well. I think like all the surface
- 27:24stuff Is great, but it wants to be a comedy and it wants to be a
- 27:30tragedy and it doesn't succeed as a comedy, and it doesn't
- 27:33exactly does a tragedy or whatever it doesn't succeed as a
- 27:37comedy because do we enjoy watching?
- 27:40Nice people being bullies on Doctor Who because that's
- 27:43effectively. What we see in this episode.
- 27:45Amy is so horrible to Rory in this.
- 27:48She knows how much he loved her. And yet she goes, oh, I'll
- 27:53pretend to be someone could pretend to be my boyfriend.
- 27:55Oh, the doctor rather and the even though he's just right
- 27:58there in front of the at that point, I was like, you know what
- 28:01you bitch, the wedding is off. The doctor jumps out the cake at
- 28:06the start of the episode and goes, oh, you're you're feeling
- 28:09so try to kiss me, it's just horrible.
- 28:12What is more fit doing? How is this anyway to get us to
- 28:15one like Amy and to enjoy these character at the end of the
- 28:18episode where she's like, and, and this is what's really kills
- 28:22me about this is that Rory is coming along in the hardest, the
- 28:26whole seniors about Amy, she's like, oh, I've got my boys, I've
- 28:30got my Tardis. It's All About Me me.
- 28:32Fuck off. All right, this isn't about you.
- 28:35You had your intro story. He's so obsessed with his Linda
- 28:39de character of this season, that Rory is.
- 28:42He's just a side note and it's so it's so awkward.
- 28:45So the comedy doesn't work because Frankly.
- 28:50He's being abused and that's not nice to watch the tragedy
- 28:54doesn't work because the fish people in this are somehow less
- 28:58memorable than the fish people that were in the underwater
- 29:01Menace. Like what is there to these
- 29:04people are? I don't care about their
- 29:05backstory. I think Helen McCrory gives a
- 29:08good performance but it is like is also surface.
- 29:11There's just nothing. Interesting happening with that
- 29:13race of Fish. And thank you very much.
- 29:17And CGI is terrible. Isn't it?
- 29:19When, when she becomes sufficient, it's like they're
- 29:23snapping. Jaws of the seizure.
- 29:24It's just awful. And the thing I another thing I
- 29:27really hate about this is we're climbing up Towers again at the
- 29:31end of the just like we did in the dialects.
- 29:33Take Manhattan just like we did in the idiot's Lantern.
- 29:36It never works. It never convinces.
- 29:38It's going for spectacle over brains.
- 29:40So I just don't think on any level apart from the money, they
- 29:44throw at the screen that this episode works, it is utterly
- 29:48forgettable and irritating beer. Well, it's not gonna get Bingo,
- 29:54because I'm gonna put this through as well because along
- 29:57with Ian and garroth three positive voices of vampires
- 30:01Manus. You like watching men being
- 30:03bullied then, I don't think he's been bullied.
- 30:05Absolutely, she's about with him.
- 30:08Like let's just leave it. There she is.
- 30:10She jealous of profoundly annoying.
- 30:14Why? I'll give you a bit of that.
- 30:18Yeah, but I'm still putting it through because I enjoy this and
- 30:21look, this is where things start to shift is next.
- 30:24We're heading into the second half of the Season.
- 30:26Rory, is now Central. I would say from this point
- 30:29onwards, whether it's by his performance, or by his absence,
- 30:32and that's signaled in the cold open because obviously we get to
- 30:35reseat Rory, if the first time since the opening up, so, But
- 30:40obviously we've got those early scenes first of all, to set up
- 30:43the lament and I think they're really good things.
- 30:45I get I buy into this story straight away, we got Guido
- 30:48bringing his daughter to get enrolled into Rosanna school, I
- 30:52think straight away. It's got quite a unique feel to
- 30:54it because of those lovely beautiful, spacious locations.
- 30:57And the thing that location is really do help Elevate, that
- 31:00story and established appear at the way.
- 31:02It's not necessary. Most beautiful place in the
- 31:06world. Yeah, just around the corner.
- 31:08They could afford to go to them this, or they would be thousands
- 31:12of people in shots. I still think they sell this
- 31:14pretty well as a medieval family, okay, I also think that
- 31:19early opening scene. There's so many little double
- 31:22meanings going on going on there and Helen McCrory is playing it
- 31:26up. She's got some campus going on.
- 31:28So she's got a twinkle in our. I think she gives a brilliant
- 31:31performance. So, you know, everything she's
- 31:33saying there's more than meets the eye.
- 31:35So Guido obviously tells Rosanna, he wants to ensure his
- 31:38daughter's prospects. And Rosanna says, oh yeah, I
- 31:41believe them protecting. I believe protecting the future
- 31:44of One's Own is a sacred Duty and she's looking at some
- 31:47Franciscan you assume that same you don't know, she's protecting
- 31:51all the sudden, there's a waiting out there and the canal
- 31:53and then similarly, you know, we don't thanks her and says all,
- 31:57you know, my daughter is my world and again results then we
- 31:59will take your world. And again you kind of know that
- 32:02some more going on Guido assumes, that means they're
- 32:05going to accept his daughter into school.
- 32:06She means, oh no. We gonna feed us to some fish
- 32:09vampires. As you do what is that alien
- 32:12race Beyond? Oh, we're just playing the
- 32:15silence. They're trying to repopulate,
- 32:17they're trying to Repopulate that population with all waiting
- 32:21on this planet, which is covered with clear people, but he's also
- 32:27largely water and they are water-based creatures.
- 32:30So you know, just to go to your butt.
- 32:33What to learn about this species?
- 32:34Nothing. They are so ill-defined.
- 32:38They aren't the most. Filled out Doctor Who monsters
- 32:43we've ever had. I will give, I will give you
- 32:46that, but a lot of that is because we're getting time to
- 32:49get to know. Rory, I think they're almost the
- 32:51Beast story. Rory, is more the, a story here
- 32:54because he's like, coming into it.
- 32:55I'm sell this on that for me, please.
- 32:57Hi, I'm gonna sell it. It's terrible.
- 33:00I think Rory plays this really well.
- 33:04He starts off as buffoon, absolutely, in that opening
- 33:07scene. He's okay, slightly drunk, I
- 33:10just staged. Oh, but when he phones Amy and
- 33:12says, oh, you're smashing. We know what is like, we can
- 33:15just imagine Amy's face when she gets that voicemail and he's
- 33:18calling us smashing. She's not gonna take to that too
- 33:21well, but I think throughout the course of the episode, he shows
- 33:24as much more to him. And I think he shows us even
- 33:26just in this episode. He's worthy of me and he's
- 33:29worthy of being a companion. Joe, I can see your itching
- 33:31together. Can I ask you a question?
- 33:33Go friend, if somebody at your stag do.
- 33:36Yeah. Jumped out.
- 33:37Okay, and said to, you know what your husband to be Try to kiss
- 33:42me last night. How do you feel about that?
- 33:45I don't think I would be in orderly I just have you still
- 33:51married that man if you try to cheat on you the day I think
- 33:54there would be some serious conversation.
- 33:55Yeah he just goes along Coco dude.
- 33:59Oh me Amy. It's just Should we get out the
- 34:03way now? That whole Sexy, we will be
- 34:05coming back to it, but that whole sex scene in flesh and
- 34:09stone. No, no, please please we well,
- 34:12we will cover that later. We want, we want to forget that.
- 34:14We would like to forget. We will not be getting that.
- 34:18But Rory, I think Rory works really well, and this he's
- 34:21Brave. He's resourceful, he fights from
- 34:23Cisco with a broom, you know, he's standing up, he stands up
- 34:27for himself, as people have already said he challenges the
- 34:29doctor, he calls the doctor out on his bulshit and I like it at
- 34:33the end when he comes to join and I actually Joe, well, you
- 34:35saying Amy is trying to make, you know, him jealous and make
- 34:39him look how cold did she call him.
- 34:42She's the one that invites him on both the Tardis and she on
- 34:46him and she's happy when he does come on all the time, just
- 34:49washes the idea that she's lusting after him.
- 34:53Let me just cut it here. Oh, she did was like go for a
- 34:57snug now that's a very very what it did on that bed.
- 35:00She tries to show him on that if that's cheating then good.
- 35:08Lord, thank you. Didn't reciprocate.
- 35:11Exactly, please, please don't tell me that makes the same
- 35:16there because No, no, it's get there.
- 35:19It's the Bill Clinton defense. It's just My last reason for
- 35:26putting this through to move on, quickly is the location we
- 35:28touched on it already. It looks beautiful.
- 35:30It's mixed with shots from kafali Castle and Castle, cock
- 35:33in Wales as well. So, that's, I know.
- 35:36Do you like my little bit of scotch is row on car?
- 35:39I didn't want to just say castle cock, I could do but it was just
- 35:42too easy. Okay, I'd love to go into Castle
- 35:47cock. Yes, please.
- 35:47But I mean, the architecture that we see on show, it's
- 35:52beautiful. So quite cold and scary.
- 35:54So yeah, this is this is absolutely going through.
- 35:56Well, just like the three of you are very easily impressed.
- 36:02Gareth. My lawns.
- 36:08Hurry to Champion or condemned. Can I just like, Gareth Barry
- 36:11just for a moment. Yeah.
- 36:13Remember after play the game right?
- 36:14Remember us play the game because they're gonna put this
- 36:17through so she's like terrible. Can I just interrupt quickly as
- 36:22well? Gareth, that's a really nice bow
- 36:23tie. Thank you.
- 36:24I made the other got it. I've never worn it.
- 36:27I thought I would wear it for tonight.
- 36:28Well, okay. No, I could you flourish it like
- 36:32about Smith? I've got a legend.
- 36:35Drop it, right? Then, which one shall we get out
- 36:40of the way? Let me see.
- 36:42Let me see. Well, as we went to vampires in
- 36:47Venice, shall we go to another V?
- 36:49Shall we have the Daleks? A what do we think that sounds
- 36:53like a good place to go to Fabulous.
- 36:55So I am going to vote to bend this one. it's a story of two
- 37:03halves, quite literally the BBC's version of Wrath of Khan
- 37:07where the folk on Earth, never meet the bad guys that are in
- 37:09this other than through some kind of monitor its It feels
- 37:14like it should be good because it's set during the war and you
- 37:17haven't got many stories that are set during the war.
- 37:19There's even an expectation because we had the empty child
- 37:21that actually, this could be a really, really good piece of
- 37:24drama and actually what it ends up being, is he a McNeese out
- 37:28acting everyone around it? and drawing everyone in towards
- 37:32him playing this, very cuddly version of Winston, Churchill,
- 37:34which I think is perfectly appropriate for the level of
- 37:38show on the family viewing audience that it's aimed at
- 37:40rather than going for a Gary Oldman complete Recreation of
- 37:43what her Churchill's actually like, But it means that Paul
- 37:46Matt Smith gets dropped into the background well and truly, and
- 37:49comes off. Extremely unlikable.
- 37:52Bearing in mind, this is only his third story.
- 37:54He's in it whenever he shouted about the darks or Hitler with a
- 37:57massive spanner. You know, just just comes up for
- 38:02so unlikable. Um and then you've got Daleks
- 38:09themselves. Oh dear, oh what, what can I say
- 38:15about the Daleks bubble? Ah, that is bubble bath.
- 38:21They're multicolored and I'm color blind.
- 38:23That's the only saving grace. I've got, they are absolutely
- 38:27Dreadful and you can, you can see the fact that they just
- 38:30don't work, they don't know how to shoot them.
- 38:33They haven't figured that out. They've got, we've got some
- 38:34money. We haven't got enough Daleks,
- 38:36let's buy some Daleks all. Let's get these, let's make him
- 38:38look better. And I think even Steven Moffat
- 38:41in this. The brilliant book of Doctor,
- 38:43Who 2011 backtracks on the Daleks and there were never
- 38:47designed to actually replace a Daleks outright there.
- 38:50Were only supposed to bolster their ranks.
- 38:51Bulshit, you don't want to do that for that.
- 38:57You are just replacing them out, right?
- 38:59Because you want your own stamp on it so that it's yours and
- 39:01it's all your toys, they will sell toys.
- 39:03That's I know me Dad, and we're going to be really finicky, that
- 39:08I would get up and get my two remote control, Daleks one of
- 39:10which work one of which no longer works and never really
- 39:13worked when I first got it. And it's one of the fat legs
- 39:16that doesn't work. Oh, I was about to say you
- 39:19bought one. Oh no, no, he didn't.
- 39:22That's just, it didn't work. No, I mean, the plan worked to
- 39:25sell your merchandise when distribution means.
- 39:28It doesn't move the other one, the Supreme Dalek or he goes off
- 39:31like crazy. I still miss the cat with it
- 39:32today but that's not the point because we're talking about
- 39:35victory of the Daleks. It's not a victory.
- 39:37It's a very poor travesty and it should wave the flag for
- 39:40surrender. As we took it out into space and
- 39:44Escape just like The Darlings do at the very end with their tails
- 39:47between their eggs. Although kudos to the Daleks for
- 39:49designing, a robot that's got abs.
- 39:51Where's their victory at this? I'm really confused, just like,
- 39:54got away. But for one thing, it's just
- 39:57like, oh, they're just rattles when the victory, was getting
- 40:05the doctor to identify them. So, they were able to regenerate
- 40:08their entire species into a new large plastic grippy form.
- 40:11Oh, God, almost afraid. That is the plot.
- 40:17Oh, Dora Bella. Let's do it.
- 40:22Let's start with Mark. Donaldson should be lauded for
- 40:25not doing the obvious nuts. Is college mashup, but still
- 40:29it's a bit of a mess. The Antigravity spacefaring
- 40:33Spitfires, just needed a line or two of dialogue to make them
- 40:36work. Also the lickable Ikea dialects
- 40:39or what happens when your design team don't bother to watch the
- 40:41Cushing movies. Weakest of the series that's
- 40:44cushion. Movie dialogues.
- 40:46Are gorgeous. Hmm.
- 40:47Imagine if they just brought those in.
- 40:50It could have worked David. Let's be proud says, this was
- 40:53followed up by a big doll expect tacular with us in the new
- 40:56paradigm in four force. It might have made it
- 40:58worthwhile. Instead, we get a slight power
- 41:01retread with an incredibly flaccid conclusion.
- 41:05Now, if you only put floss in because, you know, Joe would
- 41:08read it out, Jim Allenby says, the first half is really good
- 41:12and then it just drops off a cliff with Hideous, bubble gum
- 41:16Daleks at terrible, Dalek ship in Syria and an excruciatingly
- 41:19long scene with bracewell. That dilution here, they don't
- 41:23even attempt to dress up that warehouse.
- 41:25It's terribly, looking at the air conditioning overhead, just
- 41:31think it's not even as a set, it's not even quite tall enough
- 41:35to house, the new Daleks. So men with clipboards just off
- 41:39to the side. You see how much they've been
- 41:41they need air conditioning, says, kind of enjoy this one
- 41:46though, the doctor being friends with Churchill, doesn't sit,
- 41:48right love to call back to. I am your soldier and Bill.
- 41:51Patterson is great as bracewell. If you can ignore the plate and
- 41:55lost our job, it's an enjoyable story.
- 41:57James hadwin Bennett says, oh, for Mass a timeline, that's less
- 42:01likely than the one in seeds of death.
- 42:03Please share upon, please show with the robot scientist, a wet.
- 42:06Oh, right, Wingers wet. Dream of Churchill.
- 42:09As a cuddly hair and utterly nonsensical crap about pure
- 42:13darling's been it. I don't really know how he feels
- 42:16about know. I don't hurry very subtle
- 42:18Crescent. So the first 10 minutes I was
- 42:21thinking, this is more like it proper devious Daleks riffing on
- 42:25power. Then it knows, dies faster than
- 42:27the Spitfire. The robot that thought it was
- 42:29human. And as, for the fat bottom
- 42:31rainbow Darlings, oh, that's a great name for Jason Thompson
- 42:36says, oh dear but not good, but the Ironside dial looks look
- 42:40amazing. And the moment just after the
- 42:41doctor attacks, the Dalek and kicks to cross the room.
- 42:44When it's silently drops, the facade and just turns around to
- 42:47face him is remarkably chilling. However, the space Spitfires are
- 42:51totally on sensible and the Power Ranger Daleks look, bloody
- 42:55awful. I couldn't believe it.
- 42:56When they brought those bit fast back at a good mango, it's the
- 42:59War. I was like, why you repeat it in
- 43:01the same mistakes from last year.
- 43:03John Arnold says, perhaps an energetic misstep, the eyes are
- 43:08gorgeous, but the new design makes the Cardinal error of
- 43:10messing with the classic silhouette racist through too
- 43:14much plot in 20 minutes leaving the second half a bit empty.
- 43:17Big Orange, Michael says an underrated story at least for
- 43:20the first half. I laughed up the loan.
- 43:22Darling, as a servant to humanity.
- 43:24The second half goes off the rails, but keep it here in a lot
- 43:28of the same thing here about the first off the second off.
- 43:30Oh Quinn. The new darling's are a big
- 43:33Brave experiment that doesn't quite Work.
- 43:35Big shout out to the Pricks online who recently denounced
- 43:38that this was because it was Pro.
- 43:40Churchill. What did they expect historical
- 43:42set in Bengal during the 1943 famine?
- 43:45Good luck picture, not to the BBC, take the soft patch racism
- 43:50in the spirit in which it is offered.
- 43:52And finally, Michael storm says, if this is seen as a homage to
- 43:55matinee World, War 2 films, it works.
- 43:57We have the perceived image of Churchill and picture postcard
- 44:00images of Blitz, London. However, it doesn't stand up to
- 44:03close scrutiny and is very much style over substance.
- 44:06So he looks Michael stole my Nemesis.
- 44:10He does, like all the crap that heel is the style over
- 44:16substance. Are you going to Champion this
- 44:18one? Don't say, please.
- 44:20I'm, I'll come to that in a second.
- 44:23I watched it. Suspecting that of all the
- 44:26episodes in season 5. This was one that I could maybe
- 44:29bear to see cast into the Everlasting fires of Hell or
- 44:33wherever we put Amy's crack. Amy crack.
- 44:38I'm not know. We've determined that.
- 44:40Okay? Okay.
- 44:44Even so, hmm. Here, I think the performance of
- 44:49in McNeese has not aged well, like 14 years ago, it was quite
- 44:54a nice fun, take on Churchill. But actually, it's just a little
- 44:58bit grotesque and full of I suppose the expression is told
- 45:03records the way he just, you know, he and just and with the
- 45:08cigar and, you know, grabs the lapel.
- 45:11And you just think, oh, shut up. And the logic floor for me in
- 45:15the script, and there's always a logic floor with Gates.
- 45:17There's always a logic floor. And so, all the lights, come on
- 45:21in London, in the middle of the night and someone says, oh no,
- 45:25the Germans can see us and their bombers will be here in 10
- 45:28minutes. During that 10 minutes, they
- 45:32build and launch Spitfires into space that can take out the
- 45:36darling ship with pilots, who they presumably trained during
- 45:40that 10 minute window as well. They've got Android working for
- 45:44them, you know, even so and it's a lovely Android.
- 45:47It really except, you know, you can, when he has his hand shot
- 45:49off, you can see still got a full length of arm tucked in his
- 45:53sleep. So it's at once brilliantly
- 45:55realized yet still quite poor, and he Yeah, I like I tolerated
- 46:04it at the time. I thought this is a this is one
- 46:07of the better gaiter scripts to be fair, but looking at it now
- 46:10as a as a cold middle aged dead inside, kind of guy know, it's
- 46:16it's not worth saving binit. Much like going next to keep the
- 46:20tension up. So Joe that you can you can have
- 46:22the customer vote because you like this one, I rather like
- 46:26this. Yeah, I thought you might, I'm
- 46:27gonna stand up for this one cuz I knew this was gonna get an
- 46:30absolute kicking. So I thought, fuck the lot of
- 46:33you. I'm gonna stand up for this one.
- 46:34I think taking up face value as a bit of Escapist sustained.
- 46:40I entertainment. This is pretty good.
- 46:43Underrated fun mixing together. Power of the Daleks best Star
- 46:46Wars better. If I Robot bit of world war, two
- 46:48movies, Cushing movies are playing in their darkest hour.
- 46:52So it's already had a call out It's not the greatest.
- 46:55It's not going to win any awards.
- 46:56Let's be on us. It's probably going to go in the
- 46:58bin any minute now is going to disappear up Amy's crack.
- 47:01You don't you? I'm gonna find something that I
- 47:04quite like about. So the first thing I want to
- 47:07talk about though is Churchill. Now, lots of people complain
- 47:11about this because they say Churchill's two cuddly in this
- 47:13and his truck recording. Lots of key areas is shall we
- 47:17say probably questionable at best?
- 47:19I don't think Gates is unaware of that fact.
- 47:21So the depiction we got Churchill here is not totally
- 47:25Summit size. No Grand speech here where the
- 47:28doctor extols Churchill's virtues or whitewashes away or
- 47:32kind of unsavory bits of his ideology.
- 47:35The only thing that doctor says is you're a Beacon of Hope.
- 47:37And actually at the time this is set that is a pretty fair
- 47:41comment. It's more busy May at one point,
- 47:45he's my good night. Churchill way, go racism.
- 47:50I don't mean, I don't think we go straight quite into that
- 47:55territory. I mean the Daleks and Churchill,
- 47:58right? I mean they should have been
- 47:59working together. You have there are as I said
- 48:03there are some questionable sides to church.
- 48:05Oh I don't think we could though.
- 48:08We see that he's quite ruthless. He's you know, he's desperate to
- 48:11get the Tardis cave. He talks about.
- 48:12You know, if Hitler invaded hell, I'd give a favorable
- 48:15reference to the devil. He's not painted as a totally
- 48:19good man. We see he's quite ruthless, we
- 48:21see single minded as say the doctor.
- 48:23The doctor says he is a friend but he doesn't totally pick him
- 48:28up that much. He is completely bloody minded
- 48:31because he knows the doctor, they are allegedly friends as
- 48:34you say. But he completely ignores all
- 48:36the doctors, lots of stations about the Daleks and just
- 48:38carries on us. He wants to do It's also
- 48:42interesting. I think Churchill doesn't play
- 48:44any direct role in resolving the plot.
- 48:46That's left to doctor and Amy a bit of an oversight.
- 48:50I would say, no, that's not about Churchill, it's about
- 48:53victory that extra. But the point is, they're not
- 48:56making him out to be this Grand, cuddly hero, that everyone
- 49:00criticizes this for, I think Beyond this.
- 49:02There are some problems when characters are options, start
- 49:05making a cuddly action, figure of Churchill and big finish.
- 49:09Start streaming out the Churchill boxer, volume 29, I
- 49:14think then we start getting into problematic stuff, but this
- 49:17story just on its own does not sanitized Churchill.
- 49:20So I just want to put that out. That start with The second thing
- 49:25I like about this is, I think there is one great scene here
- 49:28and it's where visually, where they introduced The Garlic
- 49:31Paradigm. So when we first see them?
- 49:34Yes, the ship, they're on is fucking terrible.
- 49:36I'm not going to try and defend that.
- 49:37However, when we first get the five Daleks coming out of the
- 49:41progenitor device, we got swirling, dry ice and lightning
- 49:44everywhere. Not sure why there's lightning
- 49:46in a ship, but let's just, Let's Just Go With It.
- 49:49Visually, that looks great and we've got Murray Gold's music.
- 49:53It's got really bombastic score to introduce them.
- 49:56The dialects are shot load down to accentuate that height, we
- 49:59see them only from the front, thank God.
- 50:01So when we see them from the back, there are Travis day but
- 50:04we see them from the front. We find out there's an eternal
- 50:07on a strategist. All sounds really, really
- 50:09excited. The first thing they do is
- 50:10exterminate the impure. I inside very dark, okay?
- 50:14Bye. I just think that opening scene
- 50:16with the five of them coming into shot.
- 50:18I just think that's quite quite The interest a good.
- 50:22Good Alex though but none of them thought to shoot the doctor
- 50:27as soon as they came out. Well, that's because he's
- 50:29holding a jammie Dodger in their being tricked.
- 50:32I do forget that a lot of to be fair the last 60 years.
- 50:35Yeah, that one that did it in stolen Earth.
- 50:39If he hadn't been blown up, either been like yes on the one
- 50:43that got busted but he's holding up the Jamie do so he's kind of
- 50:46holding him around. So I think that is a great
- 50:49introduction to this new dialogue race.
- 50:51And as some of the comments, some of the listeners said, it's
- 50:54a shame kind of, they didn't go on and make something of them,
- 50:56but they couldn't, because they look bloody terrible supposed to
- 50:59be a debate. Gareth, you could interrupt if
- 51:01you like, it was just gonna say back to the jammie Dodgers.
- 51:02This Darlings have got Sensors. How can they not tell what a
- 51:06small biscuit is he no jammie Dodgers on that play.
- 51:22They could still work out what the combination if the Dalek
- 51:24sensors are as good and is improved as these Paradigm,
- 51:27Daleks, allegedly are, then presumably, they can work out.
- 51:30The constituent parts of a jammie Dodger.
- 51:33Is it actually a dummy Dodger? Is it one of those fires?
- 51:36Janice our bloody love jammie Dodgers and they ruined him for
- 51:40me in this episode. If you can't tell the difference
- 51:43between the office truck button and a jammie Dodger, you don't
- 51:47want to be a supreme race, but it was a marvelous expensive me
- 51:50daughter and they taste the difference.
- 51:51So, there's a difference. So this, if you're a little
- 51:56green blob of pure hatred and case in a solid metal travel
- 52:00unit, you don't have a, you might have a mouth but you can't
- 52:03get anything into it. Would you talk to yourself by
- 52:05learning about the intricacies and the majesty and the glory of
- 52:08biscuits? Or would you just not scan any
- 52:11of that because it's only going to upset you?
- 52:12I can understand why the dialects have never embraced
- 52:15baked goods. But you remember in darling,
- 52:18where that darling sucked in the entire Key of the internet and
- 52:23all knowledge on all of human coins, you know, I mean I'm
- 52:27assuming each uploaded that to that and they know about
- 52:29everything on planet Earth now. But they seem to not know about
- 52:33jammie Dodgers. I think, if I think Dalek
- 52:35continuity over 60, odd years, I think we find one or two
- 52:39inconsistencies, even if we threw this on its head, the
- 52:42inability to be able to tell a biscuit item from a piece of
- 52:48equipment equipment. Daleks use on their ships even
- 52:52though Gareth flight between that, then I'm gonna respect.
- 52:57Yeah, the greatest of respect because of see, I have totally
- 53:00with you on this series but I think it's supposed to be a
- 53:03joke. And it's quite funny.
- 53:06It's not a very serious thing. Yeah but it now it was it was a
- 53:15Charming moment, it was one of a great number of many such
- 53:19Charming moments so that he won't go any.
- 53:22Problem, at least. And the last reason I like this,
- 53:27I like Amy's appeal to bracelet at the end.
- 53:29So you know when they're trying to convince him not to blow up,
- 53:32the doctor goes down the traditional route, the kind of
- 53:35cliche route, remember your family later find a human.
- 53:38I'd say that doesn't work. Amy comes along, Amy's a bit
- 53:41different. Amy is a bit left field.
- 53:43She says was there anyone you've ever fancy that you shouldn't
- 53:46it's the kind of thing that only Amy Pond would ask and it works
- 53:50and it saves the day. So good on your way, mate.
- 53:54I'm sure she didn't just climb on top of him.
- 53:56Like she does everybody else, you know, at least she didn't
- 53:59ask me what biscuit he fancied. Oh, so I'm putting it through
- 54:03show. Well, you have the casting vote
- 54:05after we know where this is going.
- 54:07I think we probably saw summarized it as borrowed ideas,
- 54:10that do work. That's the first 10 minutes.
- 54:13And new ideas that go down like a wet file and I think that's
- 54:17fair. I think most of the comments are
- 54:19sort of figuring that as well. I do take issue with you.
- 54:22Don't think this is cuddly, this version of right.
- 54:25This version of just Winston Churchill Down why are you sort
- 54:31of cheeks blah blah about and is so clutch in his lapels in a
- 54:36very cute heart and all like way and oh, hello everybody keep
- 54:39buggering on. It is like the Cabbage Patch
- 54:42Kids, Churchill on the screen and to Paul Quinn, if we can do
- 54:47racism in family blogs, if we could do racism in Roseau, if we
- 54:52can do roses and Dawn bubble, we can do racism in this episode
- 54:56and I think it's very important that we actually show that he
- 54:59wasn't a nice cuddly uncle and he did have some Dark Shades to
- 55:04hear him. And I think it's deeply
- 55:06problematic with saying two children that this was a really
- 55:09lovely bloke, a water. Secondly, the bubble baths.
- 55:14I mean, the easiest thing to get right with the Daleks is the
- 55:17proportions, right? I mean, who signed off on this?
- 55:20Who looked at the sketches when these things were being made?
- 55:24Why didn't someone go? Yeah, that don't look right that
- 55:27bit where they come out of the show.
- 55:28Hello a couple pillow, right? Lovely.
- 55:30Jammie Dodger know. Well um when they come out the
- 55:36ship, you think that's coming out on strings, those poor
- 55:39fucking operators. Can't move the things.
- 55:41That's so big. Oh, it's terrible.
- 55:44And when they're all in a line, like that is basically an advert
- 55:47for the latest Christmas toy. It's just terrible.
- 55:51Yeah. That is like the the first huge
- 55:56era of the Moffitt era and they do go back on here and we get a
- 56:00dark again in the Pandora open. So we get what that one in the
- 56:04Big Bang, but they have to sort of make it all decayed to make
- 56:07it. Look at any way interesting or
- 56:09menacing and it can't works but they don't work here.
- 56:12And yeah, whoever mentioned the Spitfires in space.
- 56:15That's my word. Third reason.
- 56:16Because it's just so ridiculous and daughter who is full of
- 56:19ridiculous ideas. Somehow I can get past the
- 56:22movie, being an egg in series a because that's just absurd on a
- 56:26level, the Doctor Who already is, but just send partners that
- 56:30are just used to flying around the earth into space.
- 56:35And for them to be going. Well, Doctor Who are we saved
- 56:38the day, what? You're a fucking astronaut.
- 56:41Now, are you not amazed at your mother or some leaves you just
- 56:46had not making and talk to you. Sorry.
- 56:47And this is one Leap too far, please, let's bin this.
- 56:50God awful episode. So, I think that probably means
- 56:54that victory of the Daleks is the first two four.
- 56:57Yeah, who saw that coming. And it's your turn.
- 57:01Joe. Pick your first story.
- 57:03Oh I'm not ready or what do I go for?
- 57:06I would like to Champion what I think is the best, the single
- 57:11best episode of the Matt Smith era, and the single best episode
- 57:15of the entire Steven Moffat era. Can anyone take a guess?
- 57:20Well Victory the darkness is already gone so confused, we're
- 57:24doing another FIFA, it's Vincent and the doctor which I just
- 57:29think is beautiful. And it's the one episode this
- 57:33year. Well, I think Amy Pond is the
- 57:36perfect Doctor, Who companion. Rory is out the way.
- 57:39So, we're not doing any of that. Horrible awkward slaggy cheating
- 57:44rapey, nasty stuff that we've done earlier this season.
- 57:48And she suddenly just a person, a person in a story about mental
- 57:53health and depression acting in an empathetic and sensitive way.
- 57:59And funny way, I just think she's gorgeous in this.
- 58:02There's a short of Karen Gillan, with the sunflowers behind her,
- 58:07in her red top. It's like a piece of art.
- 58:09She looks absolutely beautiful. If I have been given that Amy
- 58:14all year, I would have been in heaven.
- 58:17Unfortunately, Richard Curtis didn't write the rest of the
- 58:20season, so never mind. It was a brilliant choice to
- 58:23bring him in and him and Simon. And I to choose us Prestige
- 58:27writers to come into this season.
- 58:29It was just a stroke of Genius that even like Russell tea when
- 58:33you try to bring in Stephen Prime but he couldn't make it
- 58:36work. But Moffat called in some big
- 58:38favorites here and boy, does it pay off?
- 58:41I think this is a very emotionally honest story, and it
- 58:46finds a way to connect to Children the subject of
- 58:51depression in such a sensitive way.
- 58:56I'm not entirely sure, I know I'm going to criticize again.
- 58:58I'm not entirely sure how we go from genuine heartfelt, raw
- 59:03emotion that you get in this episode.
- 59:06To the mechanically plotted characterization next year.
- 59:09I don't understand how when it works so brilliantly here.
- 59:14Why we're not repeating this form?
- 59:15I don't want the stories about depression every week.
- 59:17Don't get me wrong, but the way it is presented here.
- 59:21The scene at the end where Vincent sees all of his work
- 59:24playing out the song playing, Amy is reaction to it, all of
- 59:28it, it is just peek Doctor Who I'm in tears, every time I watch
- 59:32it and I don't cry watching tally, it's just amazing.
- 59:36Amazingly good. And it's beautiful to look at as
- 59:40well. We're back in Croatia.
- 59:42The moment where the sky turns to paint to the pitcher might be
- 59:48my favorite moment in the whole of new the way it connects his
- 59:51to all of your senses, the beauty of it, the emotional of
- 59:55it and just the one on Vince's face in that scene.
- 1:00:00It's just beautiful. Um, yeah, it's got gorgeous
- 1:00:04location work or just like suffused lighting everywhere.
- 1:00:08You know how they managed to find that location?
- 1:00:11The looks exactly like that night time.
- 1:00:13Cafe Van Gogh picture. I it's just I feel like there's
- 1:00:18a level of detail to this. That isn't in some of the other
- 1:00:22episodes. This year, a beautiful Murray
- 1:00:24gold score, we just tones it down.
- 1:00:26You're talking about the music and picture of the dogs which is
- 1:00:28all bombast and mad and constantly telling you how to
- 1:00:31feel. It's really understated to
- 1:00:33school here and he brings you know a superbly shows and song
- 1:00:36at the end of it as well. Yeah.
- 1:00:38And I think the scene where Matt Smith Smith explains about
- 1:00:44Paul's of good stuff and Pals of bad stuff and making sure that
- 1:00:47the good stuff is more than the bad stuff.
- 1:00:52The way that that explains the idea of depression to a child
- 1:00:55that's maybe going through depression.
- 1:00:57It may be the most useful educational tool Doctor Who has
- 1:01:02ever presented. Maybe borrowed time as well.
- 1:01:06Ian to be fair. Yes, we have covered on the book
- 1:01:09club which was all about compound interest.
- 1:01:10That was an important lesson too.
- 1:01:12But this to say, it's okay to not be okay.
- 1:01:17But try and find moments where you are, okay?
- 1:01:21It's just so brilliant. I just think on every level
- 1:01:24Vincent and the doctor is a stunning episode of Doctor Who
- 1:01:27and yeah, please can we put this one through?
- 1:01:32Well. Your Nemesis Michael store.
- 1:01:35Oh sorry. And his comment is oh Christ,
- 1:01:41it's Father's Day on steroids. Ottawa, sentimentalism.
- 1:01:46Crap monster on that awful song. This needs to get in the fucking
- 1:01:51bin. They never had an emotion
- 1:01:53because he's a very angry, man. He's an angry man.
- 1:01:56He's a very angry, man. Well, hence, the name storm, And
- 1:02:00he thinks Nightmare and silver is the best side, Man, story.
- 1:02:03James hadwin, Bennett Contender for my least favorite ever
- 1:02:09episode, a sanitized purification of inisip.
- 1:02:13And while some seem to think this is a good mental, health
- 1:02:15story. Absolutely is, I found the
- 1:02:18doctors actions to be off the scale of Bismol bin then nuke
- 1:02:22the bin. These guys are just working on
- 1:02:24different levels, to me, Oscar Groucho, says, my favorite Smith
- 1:02:28episode balances. A lot of the year as
- 1:02:30preoccupation with perception and the Legacy that names and
- 1:02:33titles have within history. Creating a portrait of not only
- 1:02:36Mental Illness, but also the importance of understanding and
- 1:02:39tolerance, the very same, John Cooks as Simply Beautiful.
- 1:02:43Tony, Karen is superb and Matt and Karen compliment his perfect
- 1:02:47betrayal of a torches. So as somebody who is very open
- 1:02:50about their mental health struggles, I found a messaging
- 1:02:52here, spot on the analogy of the profiles, being an invisible
- 1:02:58monster. That turns out to be
- 1:02:59misunderstood lost. Soul is simply brilliant.
- 1:03:01Well, smart says a masterpiece, one of the great stories.
- 1:03:04In a fantastic performance, the very moving finale in the art
- 1:03:08gallery is particularly memorable.
- 1:03:10Daniel Knight says the jewel in the crown of the Matt Smith era.
- 1:03:13Oh Tony, Quran is absolutely phenomenal, with great
- 1:03:17chemistry. With the two leads, the crevice
- 1:03:19is a bizarre creation, but its demise is surprisingly moving.
- 1:03:22If this doesn't win, I'll watch the time monster God.
- 1:03:25I mean, I'm not that serious. Then for Daniel Jim Allenby,
- 1:03:29says pretty perfect. Even if it's got a strange
- 1:03:31forgetful monster, but that's not what this is about.
- 1:03:34Whilst the Jodi run, will do a better story about mental
- 1:03:36health. This one always reduces me to a
- 1:03:39blubbering mess. I don't know about better.
- 1:03:41It's a different approach different.
- 1:03:42Yeah, and that did win that year, didn't it did Andy
- 1:03:47Parkinson, beautiful. This is Richard curses doing
- 1:03:49what he does. Best and delivering, a huge
- 1:03:51slice of the fields and pulling at your heartstrings, a work of
- 1:03:54art. Keep it.
- 1:03:55And he says it's Croatia. But who cares?
- 1:03:58This is a beautiful story with the budget saving invisible
- 1:04:01monster, being an unexpectedly powerful stand in, for Van
- 1:04:04Gogh's depression, something only he can see in fight.
- 1:04:07The final scene is simply an all-time Price of Gregory
- 1:04:11another prime example of why non-genre writer should write
- 1:04:14more, who an absolutely stunning essay on knowing yourself work
- 1:04:17and finding the demon. There's no And absolutely
- 1:04:21stunning essay on knowing yourself, worth and fighting the
- 1:04:24demons. No one else can see.
- 1:04:26So important for anyone who's been there before, indeed, a
- 1:04:30masterpiece, of course, there's an incredible sensitive, look at
- 1:04:33the subject, matter the doctor who does not often go to this,
- 1:04:36fulfills the entertainment informed Mantra, but the most
- 1:04:39stories and it carries the mark of prestige with Lush visuals
- 1:04:42and courtesies. Emotional scripture will it
- 1:04:46wonderful sensitively, done, address mental health
- 1:04:48appropriately for the family audience love the sweet sad
- 1:04:51ending. And finally, Kev Laura says a
- 1:04:55real work of art with only current giving one of the best
- 1:04:57performance is the series and a wonderful Cameo by night.
- 1:05:00He the scenes where I've been since shows how he sees the
- 1:05:02night sky, then being over the music, Dorsey gets me, retired,
- 1:05:07me too carefully, too, right? Since I'm the doctor. it's
- 1:05:17strange one for me. That's so for the majority of
- 1:05:20the runtime. I don't know why I just don't
- 1:05:24find. I just don't feel particularly
- 1:05:27connected to it for most of the runtime.
- 1:05:29I enjoy it. Don't not sing, I don't enjoy
- 1:05:31but it doesn't get to me. Which is odd.
- 1:05:38I sometimes feel on one level and I'm going to contribute to
- 1:05:42say myself here. On one level, I'm not sure
- 1:05:45there's enough space or time or new ones to give Vincent's
- 1:05:51depression, the space. It can when we're doing Prime
- 1:05:53Time Doctor Who on the south day night, On the other hand, I
- 1:05:57would argue greatly against some of the criticism of the
- 1:06:02depiction of mental health. Hey, so, you know, Be seriously,
- 1:06:06I can relate to some of this. I've been you know, Quite
- 1:06:10depressed at times in my life. And the thing that noises when I
- 1:06:15see people say this gets it wrong, because we see Vincent
- 1:06:18lying on his bed crying in the depths of Despair and then next
- 1:06:21scene, he's going off to paint. And so please every week, people
- 1:06:25criticized that as being slapped out, and I've seen a lot of wow.
- 1:06:30Those people have never stopped from the friction.
- 1:06:32Well, no, I mean I can absolutely relate that I had a
- 1:06:36long period where I was highly suicidal and absolutely, you
- 1:06:40know, at that point and yet perversely after A number of
- 1:06:45incidents, I was able to go to work the next day and continue
- 1:06:51to work and I was actually running a business.
- 1:06:52Now, everyone around me knew that I was damaged, but I got on
- 1:06:57with it and people do get on with it.
- 1:06:59You do somehow, you can balance those two things.
- 1:07:02It is possible to balance deep deep depression with getting on
- 1:07:07with things. So Rob I absolutely depression.
- 1:07:12Yeah. Attend everything.
- 1:07:13Yeah. Okay.
- 1:07:14Yeah, I'm doing it every day, they do.
- 1:07:17Absolutely, they do. But I've seen Christmas out of
- 1:07:20this episode and that absolutely pisses me off because I've been
- 1:07:23being through. I know that that is a Trite
- 1:07:27argument, that's probably people who fortunately for them.
- 1:07:30Haven't had that experience. But and again to contribute
- 1:07:34myself that that's just something about early part of
- 1:07:37this episode of that just don't get I think a lot of its got to
- 1:07:40do with the crew faceless which looks a little bit like a kind
- 1:07:43of Jim Henson puppet. And when you've got so many
- 1:07:46scenes to throw himself around, which goes on for far too long
- 1:07:50fighting. Invisible monster.
- 1:07:51Oh, balance with a depression and I just the things just don't
- 1:07:58sit together, rifle me. But, and there's another part
- 1:08:03I'm then taken completely by surprise when we get to the
- 1:08:06ending and it's not just that final scene but the ending then
- 1:08:09absolute flaws me every time and there are a number of bits and
- 1:08:12I'll get to them. And so on that basis, I look
- 1:08:15back and think, well actually maybe the slow build-up has
- 1:08:17absolutely done what it should have been doing because it's
- 1:08:20built me up. If I just seen those final few
- 1:08:22moments, I wouldn't have felt so emotionally drained as I do it
- 1:08:25at the end. So obviously, it has done a good
- 1:08:27job even though I didn't particularly feel it at the time
- 1:08:30if that makes sense. So absolutely.
- 1:08:32I'm gonna put this throw but my three reasons are all for things
- 1:08:35that happen right towards the end of the episode.
- 1:08:37Joey, you've already just talked about one The Starry Night scene
- 1:08:41When they're just lying, the doctor Amy and Vincent relying
- 1:08:45on their backs in the meadow, looking up at the sky and the
- 1:08:48way that's night, sky, Blends, and transforms into the
- 1:08:51painting. I don't think you can surpass
- 1:08:53that it's, I did know, but it's a moment where we genuinely get
- 1:08:58a glimpse into kind of Vincent's world.
- 1:09:00We see things through his eyes and you You actually begin to
- 1:09:03understand his talents and his unique Artistry just by that
- 1:09:06physical. I think that's absolutely
- 1:09:08perfect and he's able to share that with the doctor who has
- 1:09:13come to respect and Amy, who's come to love.
- 1:09:14And I love the fact that he falls in love with Amy, but we
- 1:09:18don't have any of that, kind of moreish sentimentality about
- 1:09:21that relationship. He doesn't plead for her to
- 1:09:24stay. That's none of that.
- 1:09:25We don't have with that at all. He falls in love with her and
- 1:09:28that's tender and beautiful, but it doesn't turn into a Richard
- 1:09:32Curtis cry along, so I think that's perfect.
- 1:09:35The second reason, it's just a real simple line.
- 1:09:38So after that scene we just talked about the Starry Sky.
- 1:09:41The three of them coming to Vincent's house and Vincent
- 1:09:44knows their leaving at this point and he just says Doctor,
- 1:09:46my friend, we fought monsters together and we've won on my
- 1:09:50own. I fear.
- 1:09:51I may not do as well and we'll of course, we know he's not
- 1:09:54talking about the crisis, he's talking about depression because
- 1:09:57the doctor being there has helped him win temporarily over
- 1:10:00the depression. But he knows, you know, once
- 1:10:03he's on his own again, he's not going to.
- 1:10:04I just think that line is just perfect action, and then, my
- 1:10:09third reason is Bill Nike. Don't know what it is about Bill
- 1:10:13Nighy. He's done it before in films,
- 1:10:14like Pride, I think he's absolutely superb, but he's just
- 1:10:17got a way of such kind of understated delivery and
- 1:10:20understated performance. It can absolutely break your
- 1:10:22heart and it's only a tiny little role.
- 1:10:24I guess he's done it as a favor to Richard Curtis after he'd
- 1:10:27been in the worst film of all time.
- 1:10:29Officially Love Actually, just in case you needed selling.
- 1:10:31Oh, it's terrible film. It doesn't even get billing in
- 1:10:35the closing credits. I think that's the only time and
- 1:10:37act has been a doctor. That hasn't got billing in the
- 1:10:39final credits, but he's just magnificent and I have written
- 1:10:44down the line here, cause I just think it's the dialogue is just
- 1:10:47beautiful when Bill Murray, he's talking Benson to him and he
- 1:10:50says, He transformed the pain of his tormented life into
- 1:10:54ecstatic. Beauty pain is easy to portray
- 1:10:57but to use your passion and pain to portray the Ecstasy and joy
- 1:11:01and magnificence of our world. No one had done it before,
- 1:11:04perhaps, no one ever will again. And just the way he does that
- 1:11:07with calm sensitivity, there's no overall delivery.
- 1:11:11It's just such a, such a powerful moment.
- 1:11:14It's powerful on Vincent, but it's fucking powerful on us as
- 1:11:17the audience as well. So I think this is absolutely a
- 1:11:21tremendous episode and I would like to put it through.
- 1:11:24I've said, two more things very quickly, very quickly.
- 1:11:26Well, one is I keep hearing the lazy criticism about this
- 1:11:30episode, is that the doctor anyway aren't really doing
- 1:11:32anything? I just hanging around, you know,
- 1:11:34which a lot of that does happen. Yeah, let me tell you something.
- 1:11:38When people have the Press Sometimes the best thing you can
- 1:11:40possibly do is just be there. They're not just hanging around
- 1:11:45their supporting somebody. The second thing is I went to
- 1:11:48the van Gogh immersive experience of the brand, don't
- 1:11:51recently where it was all of Van Gogh's Works, come to life.
- 1:11:56Like they were projected on the floor and the ceiling with
- 1:11:58beautiful music and smells of like the campuses and the
- 1:12:01paints. I pumped into the room and just
- 1:12:04seeing it comes to life, it was in the doctor.
- 1:12:08It was just incredible. What a talent, what I told him
- 1:12:12anyway. Sorry.
- 1:12:12Our Moss here, what? Our guests have to say,
- 1:12:14absolutely. Ian just come to you.
- 1:12:17It's um it's one of the three really big ugly.
- 1:12:21Cries of the of the year. There's the for me.
- 1:12:24There's more than three this time around but you can always
- 1:12:27rely on this one to get you. Sobbing into a pillow at the,
- 1:12:31the heartbreaking Majesty of that final, Crescendo and I
- 1:12:35would have liked Like, there's always been this argument, can
- 1:12:40we not just have a pure historical, do we absolutely
- 1:12:42have to Crowbar in a monster every single week?
- 1:12:45I think if you take away the crayfish and you give the space
- 1:12:49over to talk more and depicting more of the shades of Vincent's
- 1:12:53depression and his Mania and his kind of it's tantamount to buy
- 1:12:58Polar the depiction but that might just be the way it's
- 1:13:01edited where you see him crying one minute and find the next.
- 1:13:04We don't know what's been cut out.
- 1:13:06We don't know what the intention is but this could have been a
- 1:13:09really good opportunity to delve even more into that and Flash it
- 1:13:14out. Even more would that have
- 1:13:16entertained a seven year old child?
- 1:13:18I would argue not all so you've always got to have this kind of
- 1:13:22compromise and it is absolutely beautiful.
- 1:13:25The only problem I have with it is that the doctor It wouldn't
- 1:13:31take Vincent into the future to see how he's remembered because
- 1:13:35that does kind of break everything the doctors ever
- 1:13:37stood for or said in previous stories.
- 1:13:41But of course, it's going through because of the Starry
- 1:13:45Night sequence if nothing else know in the mafia and they take
- 1:13:50Van Gogh all over the universe. All rules are off now as well.
- 1:13:56Find out and a big bang. Gareth.
- 1:14:01So, I've gotta admit, I came to this one with a lot of bias when
- 1:14:06they announced Richard Curtis was coming into, right?
- 1:14:08So rods already mentioned, the travesty of a film that he wrote
- 1:14:13and believed directed, if memory serves me correctly, who knows
- 1:14:17it is. Only film I've ever seen the
- 1:14:19cinema. Actually fell asleep in the
- 1:14:21middle of And I have seen a lot of films in my time, I've even
- 1:14:27seen that Bloody Harry Hill movie on Blu-ray.
- 1:14:30But so I'm already coming out this with a slight problem in
- 1:14:35this is the big celeb cast and it's it's not Landing with me
- 1:14:38already. Now, I've got to admit you have
- 1:14:42all waxed very lyrical about the scenes with Vincent and the
- 1:14:46doctor and I agree, I think there are some of the best
- 1:14:50Sublime. Well, acted well directed, The
- 1:14:54Music Murray gold in this season alone is top form by the way.
- 1:14:58I haven't mentioned that up to now, but I don't think he ever
- 1:15:02gets as good as this afterwards. I think this is the Pinnacle for
- 1:15:06him in terms of the changing to the tones of his music and it
- 1:15:09all builds into the crescendo that is the end in the museum.
- 1:15:15and I like that, I like those bits, but the cafe is bits.
- 1:15:20I could do without them, they don't add anything really to the
- 1:15:24story. I think exactly like Ian said, I
- 1:15:27I think a visit to Van Gogh to understand Van Gogh, and living
- 1:15:32that world for a bit, would stay in an episode of on its own.
- 1:15:35And I think that would be a much more satisfying experience what
- 1:15:40he was. Seven.
- 1:15:41No, It would to me but then I like stuff like that.
- 1:15:45So this is where again where I come there is my own bias here.
- 1:15:49And and that at the end of the day is all I can approach this
- 1:15:51with. Yeah.
- 1:15:52And it's The other thing I have a problem with and this is gonna
- 1:15:58sound absolutely. Petty on my behalf and I know
- 1:16:01this for about me trap. Is the end line of the ultimate
- 1:16:05Ginger. Now someone is actually Ginger
- 1:16:10radiantly so though it's not something I like to hear said on
- 1:16:16TV or pointed out I and it just then completely takes the air
- 1:16:21out of the room for me on this one on that scene.
- 1:16:24And that's a personal thing. You know, like I said this is
- 1:16:27entirely. Down to me.
- 1:16:29I have an issue as well. About the doctor remembers Rory
- 1:16:32at one point during the story and yet does nothing about it
- 1:16:36whatsoever. Nothing.
- 1:16:37But seems quite happy for him and Amy to get quite convinced
- 1:16:43Amy. Sorry to get quite Pally with
- 1:16:44Vincent and this is separating the Vincent Storyline by the
- 1:16:47way, from the doctor's storyline.
- 1:16:49So the way that they handled the depression, I think he's top
- 1:16:53dollar, I think they get that spot on coming back to the
- 1:16:56Doctor, Who side of things. You've got the doctor allowing
- 1:17:00it to put all those sunflowers out.
- 1:17:01Yes it's a great looking scene. It looks brilliant.
- 1:17:04Why did he let her do it? Is he?
- 1:17:08I can't get the end of this series.
- 1:17:09Anyway, I can't get the sense after Rory's gone, whether he's
- 1:17:12trying to give her that last hurray to try and Jog a memory,
- 1:17:14or if he's trying to erase a memory.
- 1:17:16Even further. If they're both at the memories
- 1:17:18are raised, it's not very clear by this point.
- 1:17:20And so by the time, he mentions Rory like great.
- 1:17:23Let's go get him. You got the ring.
- 1:17:25She's got a memory. Are we gonna go?
- 1:17:26No, never goes anywhere. And so again, I'm building up
- 1:17:29for something that never happened.
- 1:17:31So by the end of this episode, I've had a double one. and my
- 1:17:35I'm up and down like this and I'm afraid for me, it's got to
- 1:17:39be a beneath Can you, but can you do it?
- 1:17:42Just on the terms of that last line please?
- 1:17:44Because that would be the the most Petty reason to be an
- 1:17:47episode. That last line that last line is
- 1:17:50leaching the last item on my list.
- 1:17:52It was literally undermined, but it, but it's, but again, coming
- 1:17:56back to exactly with the victory with Alex.
- 1:17:57It. It's a story of two halves.
- 1:18:00That you've got the cafes, you've got Vincent the Vincent
- 1:18:02story lines, great. If we had the Vincent storyline
- 1:18:04without the Moffat overarching up, that's peppered throughout
- 1:18:08Brilliant, big thumbs up if we had it without because Reyes big
- 1:18:12thumbs up but we don't and I feel it kind of for me
- 1:18:16personally the scales tip over. And it doesn't feel a
- 1:18:20satisfactory experience for me as it should be, because when
- 1:18:23the scenes are good, they are great.
- 1:18:25They are phenomenal. They are fantastic.
- 1:18:27They are artistic. But then, I'm all the airs out
- 1:18:31of my tank when we go into something else.
- 1:18:35I am a seven year old emotionally say so the invisible
- 1:18:39monster appeals but also the very simple way, that the Arkham
- 1:18:42finally understand what I'm going through, you know?
- 1:18:44Oh yeah. So Vincent's the doctor's going
- 1:18:51through. Oh right, it's my pick.
- 1:18:54Should we go from the sublime to the ridiculous just as this
- 1:18:57series did win from Vincent's the doctor to launcher.
- 1:19:01So let's have a look at And when I started to prep for this, I
- 1:19:06certainly realize Joe. We've done half of gareth's.
- 1:19:09Six stories today, we've done Shakespeare.
- 1:19:11Code Planet are dead and the caretaker and then I realized,
- 1:19:15I've absolutely Savaged every one of those so far like two of
- 1:19:19those three didn't I? Well, I subtra all of them and
- 1:19:22the common reason is not. The Gareth Roberts is an awful
- 1:19:25person because we're just going to say that it's red.
- 1:19:26But I just in those three episodes, I haven't enjoyed
- 1:19:30spending time with his characters, whether that was
- 1:19:32Shakespeare or lady did a Susan to snores, whatever her name is
- 1:19:37or anyone in the caretaker. However, I'm delighted to say
- 1:19:41that the larger box the trend and I think this is a glorious
- 1:19:46episode of field. Good doctor.
- 1:19:47There's measured it's engaging, its fun.
- 1:19:50They and a little bit freaky at times.
- 1:19:52So my first reason for supporting this through is the
- 1:19:55doctor And it's ironically, this isn't this starts as a tenth
- 1:19:59doctor comic strip, which seems really odd when you watch it,
- 1:20:02because this story feels like, he could only be suitable for
- 1:20:06maths Smith at this stage in his journey.
- 1:20:08Matt naive, take on the doctor here.
- 1:20:11Does that reflect the fact is these most useful looking
- 1:20:13possibly but he's utterly utterly Charming in this story.
- 1:20:17He fails to understand any of the usual or expected social
- 1:20:21norms, but he's always happy with his choices.
- 1:20:23So we never feels flustered or awkward or embarrassed even
- 1:20:27though everyone around him is, and that just makes him totally
- 1:20:29endearing whether he's are kissing Sophie when he's dressed
- 1:20:32only in a towel, or he's outshining Craig by doing a
- 1:20:35better job than him. Matt is just totally ease with
- 1:20:38what he's doing. I think he's, he's fantastic.
- 1:20:41And the other thing that works really well here.
- 1:20:44Again, in contrast to the caretaker in the caretaker when
- 1:20:47Gareth Roberts was trying to do the same thing with his doctor,
- 1:20:50which absolutely didn't work, he made the doctor stupid.
- 1:20:53He doesn't do that here. The doctor is still completely
- 1:20:56unintelligent character, so he's the one that spots the photo of
- 1:21:00Sophie on breaks fridge. He's the one that realizes the
- 1:21:04something about the set of keys because Craig is constantly
- 1:21:08subconsciously kind of stroking them.
- 1:21:10So he realizes there's Emotional connection there.
- 1:21:12And obviously, he works out at the end at the ships being held
- 1:21:16back Trey, can't take off because he wants to stay in
- 1:21:19culture, whereas everyone else who's been Zapped wants to get
- 1:21:21away. So it doesn't make, it doesn't
- 1:21:24make the doctor stupid, which I say he has done elsewhere.
- 1:21:27I'm praising the writing, but I've also got to praise Matt
- 1:21:31Smith because he's just totally convincing in this weather.
- 1:21:34You know, he's just doing things a doctor.
- 1:21:36Wouldn't do whether he's sitting chatting to a cat or he's, you
- 1:21:39know, celebrating a football win with the lads, down the park.
- 1:21:42You would not expect to see per we doing that.
- 1:21:44But Matt Smith does it and he's totally at home and he's totally
- 1:21:47convincing. So that's my first reason.
- 1:21:49Second reason, it's Craig and so fake both James Corden.
- 1:21:52And Daisy hacking here are just perfect casting Orden.
- 1:21:57He's got rid of all that kind of smug Swagger that the Smithy
- 1:22:00character as in governance, Stacy.
- 1:22:02But he's still retains the Everman but he's quiet and calm
- 1:22:05and restrained. Until obviously it gets the
- 1:22:08doctors memories at the end but for the majority of it, he's
- 1:22:10quite common much better for her and Daisy.
- 1:22:13Haggard is a Powers. I don't know if any of you have
- 1:22:15seen back to life a series that she wrote and starred in, it is
- 1:22:18absolutely phenomenal. And she wrote here in
- 1:22:22psychoville, she was great and that well, well do go and watch
- 1:22:25back to life. It is tremendous.
- 1:22:26Don't have any children around you when you watching it.
- 1:22:29But it is a, it's a tremendous too serious.
- 1:22:32And again there she shows she's got the ability to make you
- 1:22:35laugh to make you cry but more importantly to make you care for
- 1:22:38her and she does that hair and I think James Corden does a hit.
- 1:22:41So. And then my third reason is this
- 1:22:44is actually a very Richard Curtis story, even though this
- 1:22:47is Gareth Roberts and Curtis wrote the previous one.
- 1:22:49You know. It's just a sweet story to
- 1:22:51people who are desperate in love the council each other.
- 1:22:53How they fail, think it works brilliantly.
- 1:22:55I think it's quite emotional. I think Moffitt again is
- 1:22:58bringing something different, a different flavor to his first
- 1:23:01season of Doctor. And I wouldn't want this every
- 1:23:03season over. We do get it again next year.
- 1:23:05But here, I think it's fabulous. So absolutely I want to put the
- 1:23:09larger through 10. It would be a cricket in this.
- 1:23:12Oh I love him but he just wouldn't work in.
- 1:23:19He definitely have checked. Sophie wouldn't me without a
- 1:23:23shadow about And possibly even the cat on the stars, who knows?
- 1:23:26Anyway, let's go to the comments.
- 1:23:29Fraser Gregory says the comic strip was better, but this
- 1:23:32achieves, the impossible. It makes James Corden.
- 1:23:35Not only watchable, but enjoyable a really good.
- 1:23:37Look at the effect, the doctor can have on an ordinary life.
- 1:23:40He doesn't always need to save the world to help people.
- 1:23:43Oscar Groucho says a marvelous exploration of 11's character.
- 1:23:46Sketching out his contrast to the social dexterous ten, a
- 1:23:51chamber piece in Palm bastard. Orchestra it's well worth a
- 1:23:54revisit James had been says has huge holes of logic and
- 1:23:58plausibility that absolutely cross heading business.
- 1:24:01My will to keep watching was virtually Zero by the stage.
- 1:24:05Yeah, I was unfortunately, uh, Jason Thompson Shane is written
- 1:24:11by a prick and the lead guest actor is a prick.
- 1:24:14What? Matt Smith is a prick I think
- 1:24:17he's James Corden. Now this is Karen Gillan series
- 1:24:19math movies. Absolutely.
- 1:24:20The guests actually still it's fun.
- 1:24:23The best interactions were between the doctor and Sophie.
- 1:24:26So it's a shame. She gets almost entirely written
- 1:24:28out by the next episode. They're in keep track.
- 1:24:31Of course, I don't really find this funny but it's fairly Amy
- 1:24:33will Pleasant the court and Smith Dynamic Paris at.
- 1:24:36But sadly, I don't feel much for the Sophie relationship because
- 1:24:39there could be more time devoted to it.
- 1:24:42Crash dummies as great fun allowing Smith to let loose and
- 1:24:46has Corden before he became the real life of Zorb.
- 1:24:49Can we pretend the writer is Robin, Bland though, and the
- 1:24:53wrongs Lee says, the doctors your flat sharing bloke, you
- 1:24:56football made shouldn't work. But oh my god, it works so well.
- 1:24:58And we must treasure this as the one and only time when James
- 1:25:02Corden has ever been, like, on screen, including Closing Time,
- 1:25:07Daniel Knight leaves me cold. I don't like the doctor
- 1:25:10characterization as an annoying idiot.
- 1:25:12Corden is tolerable, but this is the weakest of the Season by
- 1:25:14far. Jim Island B says I love seeing
- 1:25:17the doctrine of domestic setting and I don't mind James Corden.
- 1:25:20It's creepy as well. I've never looked at a patch of
- 1:25:23mold in quite the same way again.
- 1:25:25Big, big, big, big orange. Michael says one thing Moffitt
- 1:25:28does well, is planning for the light episode.
- 1:25:31So it doesn't feel as obvious that we're missing some of the
- 1:25:33cast. Oh, it was wonderful.
- 1:25:35What you talking about? Keep it Jolie.
- 1:25:38Well and said my first exposure to James cord, and James
- 1:25:40corden's exposed himself to you. That's better worry.
- 1:25:42My first exposure to James Corden.
- 1:25:45Before I formed an opinion off him.
- 1:25:46He's an ass. So it's okay.
- 1:25:48Like the doctor trying to be a normal person.
- 1:25:50How do you know that says? Oh, so I only got four
- 1:25:52astronauts green. Yeah.
- 1:25:54What else could it be? That was a fall out.
- 1:25:57Yeah, I was being polite months. Paul.
- 1:26:01Not too bad. Okay.
- 1:26:03James Corden is pretty irritating but Matt Smith puts
- 1:26:05in a great performers. Probably the weakest of the
- 1:26:08series. So and the wonderful queen says,
- 1:26:11starring the bloated desperate to be like fuck Staind James
- 1:26:15Corden, I'm written by someone who's scripts up to that point
- 1:26:18had been overly extended unfunny sketched about popular authors.
- 1:26:22So it should be utter dog. Shit, but It isn't, it's fun and
- 1:26:26engaging all hail Matt Smith, his comic ability charm and
- 1:26:30deliberately awkward performance.
- 1:26:31Transformed base into at least Doctor Who done the knee.
- 1:26:36Dominique here Dominique. How many cough, Joe your
- 1:26:42feelings on the launcher? Oh, hello.
- 1:26:44Yes, I really like this. I really like the launcher.
- 1:26:48This is another one for me to keep.
- 1:26:49I think this is sitcom Doctor Who dumb, right?
- 1:26:52Because the situation is a genuinely funny.
- 1:26:54One, the doctor falling into the life of a normal bloke and
- 1:26:57turning upside down. And then they're really
- 1:27:00irritating thing about being better at his life.
- 1:27:02Then he is because he's because he's an alien, right?
- 1:27:06He does everything sort of role and that means he gets
- 1:27:09everything, right? And James Corden, bless him,
- 1:27:11he's trying to get everything right.
- 1:27:12He gets everything wrong. It's very, very funny.
- 1:27:15I did write that one could almost say that gathers is
- 1:27:19saying that existing between two absolutes.
- 1:27:21It's a huge strength which would be an unusual approach for him,
- 1:27:25but there we go. Um, I agree with you.
- 1:27:28I think cordless Smith have genuine chemistry other than
- 1:27:31uploading sitcoms in our talked about Men Behaving Badly on an
- 1:27:34episode recently, and that is not my cup of tea, but this is
- 1:27:38sort of that Right down to a very gentle cozy level and apart
- 1:27:45from the Head bar, which is just so I will judge.
- 1:27:47There are some very old judge moments this year and that's one
- 1:27:51of them because all the kids were going around the
- 1:27:53playground, you know, not in each other.
- 1:27:55It's a lovely relationship. It's very, very watchable.
- 1:27:59I think, Paul was right. Another actor that wasn't Matt
- 1:28:04Smith and this would a tank because I do think this is one
- 1:28:07of his best ever performance is under that bit, where he goes up
- 1:28:11to Sophie and does the air kisses?
- 1:28:13No, it's just gorgeous. I'm like, where the fuck with
- 1:28:18this guy in series 7? You know, is Series 7 at this
- 1:28:22point, he doesn't know. Really what kissing is.
- 1:28:24He's a bit pathetic and it's very funny.
- 1:28:26Come serious 70s. Looking up Clara skirt.
- 1:28:29I mean, he's learned a lot of freeze seasons.
- 1:28:32And I really like the clip the creepy flat out of stairs.
- 1:28:35I used to be terrified as a kid because my dad wouldn't let me
- 1:28:38put on the LIE, going up the stairs.
- 1:28:41And I used to have to take that Journey every night, my bedroom,
- 1:28:45and the way that shot, it really reminds me of monsters.
- 1:28:48Well because it's been shot from below looking up.
- 1:28:52The silhouette of the people going help me help.
- 1:28:55It's so creepy. Sometimes like understated
- 1:28:58horror is creepy other than I don't know.
- 1:29:01CGI fish. People with big teeth, you know.
- 1:29:03I think it really really works there.
- 1:29:05Yeah I just think this is really a great watch and yeah, I think
- 1:29:10this is Gary Roberts is best episode Unicorn on the walls.
- 1:29:15Look at that on par with another one of Garrett Robin's best ever
- 1:29:18episodes. But um, yeah.
- 1:29:21Put it through. Gareth. right now, deal with the
- 1:29:28The good stuff in it. Matt Smith and James Corden have
- 1:29:32great, chemistry. Together.
- 1:29:33You can tell that their friends. Outside and pre Doctor Who.
- 1:29:38And it really comes through because I think, for the first
- 1:29:40time, all year Maps, the most comfortable in his performance,
- 1:29:44seems the most assured, by this point.
- 1:29:47I think I mentioned some of the other stories.
- 1:29:50I think he's always overshadowed by other actors.
- 1:29:53But that's not the case here just seems to work and it's to
- 1:29:57click for him. but, There's another box.
- 1:30:04Oh there's several boats. Oh, really the head cat?
- 1:30:08The head bought is the principal.
- 1:30:12Shouldn't be in there at all. So when she should have excised
- 1:30:15that the early opportunity and that's not me in a Mary White
- 1:30:18House phase. That's me saying he didn't need
- 1:30:21to be there. Whatever happened to contacts,
- 1:30:23whatever happened to hands on a face.
- 1:30:25And going, oh, mine transfer. And, you know, he didn't need to
- 1:30:29be It is up there with like telling kids not to take their
- 1:30:35medicine in the forest of the night and it like why are you
- 1:30:38doing here? I don't like the fact, it's a
- 1:30:41rehash of a comic strip. I have a big problem in general,
- 1:30:43when Doctor Who puts out things, books comics, and then goes, oh
- 1:30:48well, we'll take that and we'll just do it for the TV series.
- 1:30:50I don't, it's not a format that needs to do that.
- 1:30:53What why are we doing that? I admit I'm the one that hates
- 1:30:57human nature because of that. I can't get past it.
- 1:31:00I like the book. I want the book.
- 1:31:02I bought the book I paid for the book I paid for the magazine as
- 1:31:06well. Why you know, showing me what
- 1:31:07you've already giving me that I had to pay for a little bit
- 1:31:10insulted by that. Yeah, instead of you.
- 1:31:14I hate my license fee. But yeah, I also don't like the
- 1:31:20fact that the silence is Tardis, although, we don't know it's on
- 1:31:23this, at this point, he's actually better.
- 1:31:26Than the doctor's time. It's really.
- 1:31:28It's now I'm not covered this at now, but I'm gonna bring it up
- 1:31:31now. I test this Tardis and I think
- 1:31:34it's because I'm color blind. A genuinely do.
- 1:31:38So I've only recently discovered that this is a copper apparently
- 1:31:42in there, but to me, I can't figure out what color it is,
- 1:31:45because the contrast I'm guessing because the oranges
- 1:31:47near the Reds, it's really playing hell with me.
- 1:31:49I've always labeled this as the balamory Tardis.
- 1:31:52Much to my family is amusement and that is what I have called
- 1:31:54it ever since. And if we couldn't get that
- 1:31:56right for broadcast, then how the hell am I gonna like it?
- 1:31:59So, anyway, but no, the Tardis interior.
- 1:32:03I like the one that's designed in this and I also don't like
- 1:32:07the fact that the doctor in this, the characterization of
- 1:32:11the doctor is not doesn't feel right at all.
- 1:32:13Number one, why does it just go straight up to the flat upstairs
- 1:32:16and saw today? I don't get that at all.
- 1:32:19If it is that bad a problem, he saw the mold down stairs, why
- 1:32:22isn't he just going up to all out?
- 1:32:24There's none of that in there. Instead, we then spend however,
- 1:32:26long we spend down with Craig, dealing with the day in day out.
- 1:32:29But then this is then becomes a problem in itself because We
- 1:32:34have the fact that the doctor says I've never worked anywhere
- 1:32:36before. Yes, she did the 1970s eighties
- 1:32:38for bloody unique. How can you sit there and say
- 1:32:41you never did anything? Oh great.
- 1:32:43So I'm doing a job I've never worked in everywhere.
- 1:32:45You have every time you've gone into an organization's try and
- 1:32:48go undercover. You worked on whatever a bit.
- 1:32:50He should have just said off, never worked anywhere.
- 1:32:52Where is he? Where's the on, switch for the
- 1:32:57screwdriver? He's never used a screwdriver
- 1:33:00before in, if anyone can go back through the series and if the
- 1:33:03doctor use a regular screwdriver and then please phone in and
- 1:33:07tell us because dear listener, we want to know it's like, it's
- 1:33:10like this only took the opinion at some point during the new
- 1:33:13series. Probably not so much the classic
- 1:33:14series of basically saying it's a completely different person.
- 1:33:17IE all the memories they had before even Learning To Breathe.
- 1:33:20Might not be part of the new doctor psyche.
- 1:33:23So, let's know. We might get Incarnation that
- 1:33:25just turns up and just and then changes because they forgot how
- 1:33:28to breathe. Because over now you're going
- 1:33:31back to cursive again, don't you.
- 1:33:33It's Todrick Works upon toward works for the sake of torts in
- 1:33:37order to be humorous and I do not like it.
- 1:33:40He doesn't really belong. Here, it shouldn't be here.
- 1:33:42That's when it culminates. In the bloody head of Doom, we
- 1:33:46need to be upstairs, we need to be sorting the problem out and
- 1:33:48getting to it and all. So the fact that James corden's
- 1:33:53character is so stupid. so stupid, when we labeled this
- 1:33:58already that he's easily won over by an omelette, arguably
- 1:34:03the Singlish, easy thing you could whip up in a bloody
- 1:34:06kitchen Even though the doctor to produce a three-course meal.
- 1:34:09And yeah, that's yeah, you can stay for that.
- 1:34:11An omelette one me thinks that's the governance.
- 1:34:14Stacy in Joe because in governance Stacey they're always
- 1:34:17eating omelets around, right? I don't know, Stacy.
- 1:34:20So again, I haven't been ostracized by this episode
- 1:34:23Arrow. I would be yours for an
- 1:34:26omelette. You know?
- 1:34:27I do. Cook a very mean omelette.
- 1:34:29I've got no, it's just the Joe's very easy, we'll talk. but,
- 1:34:34again, I I This is an episode. I struggle to sit through
- 1:34:39originally I struggled again when I watched a commentary on
- 1:34:43astral again, watching the Blu-Ray.
- 1:34:45So watching the DVD and I have really struggled, this is what
- 1:34:50for free, watching it for this. And I have tried to come up with
- 1:34:53it open and right, and professional.
- 1:34:56And he said, I just found myself getting really, really grumpy by
- 1:34:59the end of it going. I don't give up bloody rats are
- 1:35:02here. This is a comedy and I don't
- 1:35:05want to see this right now. Can't we just get upstairs and
- 1:35:07sold the problem. I don't want to be sat in a room
- 1:35:10just talking about things, we could be up there dealing with
- 1:35:13it. Moving the plot getting on with
- 1:35:15it. You know, we talk about the
- 1:35:16stuff that seven year olds. What they're watching what they
- 1:35:18want to watch this. I just might be careful of the
- 1:35:23caregivers only in three minutes.
- 1:35:25Wonderful. We do get the big, yes, which is
- 1:35:29one of my favorite memes at the moment.
- 1:35:30I like throwing out on Twitter. But yeah, I just now it's just
- 1:35:36like football. That's not too bad.
- 1:35:39Actually the music there and I get and I get that is quite
- 1:35:43stylish. That is quite stylish.
- 1:35:45It's one of the least problem bits.
- 1:35:46I have with this. But I mean it's it's how long.
- 1:35:50Five minutes. If that, it's not even be three
- 1:35:52minutes in length, it doesn't justify it pinning, the whole
- 1:35:55episode on keeping it. I'm afraid it has to go in the
- 1:36:00bin Mr. Martin, you have the deciding, he's got the power.
- 1:36:07So it was interesting. This is only just occurred to me
- 1:36:10listening to you guys talk but you know yes this is the episode
- 1:36:14with the sort of Blocky flat sharing football and beer kind
- 1:36:17of guys and we've got Simon nine knocking about in this series so
- 1:36:21could he not have written this? But Martin Luther In this little
- 1:36:26bit more than anything. So let me think the to start
- 1:36:31with the head butting seen that, you know, that's that is
- 1:36:35reprehensible. It's a fucking stupid thing to
- 1:36:37put in a kids, TV show children, headbutting each other that
- 1:36:40hard. The doctor doesn't need to do
- 1:36:42that, he's never done it since he never did it before.
- 1:36:45It's nonsense, it's embarrassing.
- 1:36:47And James Corden is not someone I've ever encountered outside of
- 1:36:50this episode of Doctor Who and and the other one that he goes
- 1:36:53on to be in. So I don't come.
- 1:36:56I don't bump on him with any of that package.
- 1:36:59I thought he was fine in this. It's playing a sort of, you
- 1:37:02know, chubby and competent. Loser is clearly his kind of
- 1:37:06sweet spot. So I was there for that Daisy.
- 1:37:09Haggard is in it. I could watch her reading the
- 1:37:13phone book with the sound turned down.
- 1:37:14I think she's absolutely gorgeous and it was lovely to
- 1:37:17get someone like that in Doctor. Who and I suppose really the
- 1:37:21thing that's going to sway it for me, is that as someone who
- 1:37:24grew up in Colchester and waited for the Tardis to appear in
- 1:37:28Colchester, for the first 20 years of my life, I felt
- 1:37:32curiously Justified that this episode and closing time
- 1:37:36ultimately came along and you know yeah we got some Colchester
- 1:37:40representation. There's a Bandstand as was
- 1:37:43depicted in the episode. I imagine they were playing
- 1:37:46football on the rack which I know it's great.
- 1:37:49It's lovely. It doesn't really hold together.
- 1:37:51But it's it's a character piece, it's a comedy episode more than
- 1:37:55it is. A serious plot driven Fandango
- 1:37:58and I again it's another one of those ugly crying.
- 1:38:02Oh they're gonna get together. Oh how lovely?
- 1:38:04It's just lovely and it's going through.
- 1:38:06Yeah. How much she said you love
- 1:38:08romantic comedies now and we're all stories in the End, you
- 1:38:12know. it might say to default years, you're not in advance,
- 1:38:15she is, you know, He likes a bit of romance.
- 1:38:20I wasn't laughing. I was laughing.
- 1:38:22Are you calling him advice? Yeah, well I was just pretending
- 1:38:26to be Advanced but that's we've done quite well so far, you
- 1:38:33know, first four. We've only got one in the bin so
- 1:38:35far. Let's see if that changes early
- 1:38:39days. Yeah.
- 1:38:40Gareth back to you to pick your second story, okay?
- 1:38:44As well as I'm going with my second story.
- 1:38:47Let's go with the second episode of the series.
- 1:38:49Shall we shall we descend to the Beast below.
- 1:38:53Go for. I don't like it.
- 1:38:55I know that virtual controversial.
- 1:38:59I know. So again this this is a game of
- 1:39:04two halves. and I think it's very much in the vein of it's
- 1:39:09overshadowed with the smile, as I'm afraid we're putting them in
- 1:39:14there as some kind of Menace or something to be frightened of,
- 1:39:16but what are they? What why are they there?
- 1:39:21What what do they do doing? It's never actually explained.
- 1:39:26Now, I understand since then that there was some a lot of
- 1:39:29Rapid deleted scenes and stuff taken out very last minute.com.
- 1:39:33And I even the brilliant book of Doctor, Who references the whole
- 1:39:37need to use Clockwork in there but up until reading that
- 1:39:41yesterday I had no idea about the smile as and they still make
- 1:39:45no sense by the whole thing. Even when you get like, the
- 1:39:48smile hybrid people, and all of that, it just doesn't make any
- 1:39:51sense that the World building is absent.
- 1:39:54We've also got that thing as well.
- 1:39:55Whichever propensity for at the moment which is the future will
- 1:39:59be dressed as we are now no seeds of death pants for us.
- 1:40:04Thank you. Which I think is a big
- 1:40:06disappointment and I'm sure everyone would agree with that.
- 1:40:08But it just then takes away from the fact that you are in space.
- 1:40:12And actually, what we doing with just in a walkway somewhere,
- 1:40:15talking to people, it never really ends up.
- 1:40:17There's the scene with Liz, tendon, the candles, and she's
- 1:40:20on the floor, which looks very nice.
- 1:40:22But how the hell did she get a cloak out of that angle?
- 1:40:24Who's coming? How is she?
- 1:40:27How is she getting down? And then put the cloak out all
- 1:40:31around to Victory. It's all out that I think it's
- 1:40:34the middle that pulley any of it up.
- 1:40:35He just doesn't make sense. I also think that the whale
- 1:40:40character that they have, that's holding the whole Starship UK
- 1:40:43up, why did we not just make it the meat thing from Torchwood
- 1:40:46just to tie it in would have been that bad.
- 1:40:49What it really all the whale from hitchhiker's God and
- 1:40:52Galaxy. Seems rather convenient that by
- 1:40:55the end of it Amy just goes the whale came of its own volition.
- 1:40:59Oh you can speak. Well now can you Oh you you know
- 1:41:04what is having gone through all of this?
- 1:41:05You've now figured that out without any of that evidence
- 1:41:09being put in front of you, the doctors around a bit obsessed
- 1:41:12with consideration to this point that's hardest translates.
- 1:41:15Remember, so I went away goes, whoa!
- 1:41:17Oh, I can understand how remiss of me that as soon as they go in
- 1:41:21that, she couldn't hear the pangs of pain that it was
- 1:41:23emitting from everything then drilling into its eared.
- 1:41:25Oh, yeah. But that's what I mean.
- 1:41:29But this is again, this is what this is my problem.
- 1:41:30With this, the whole world building, the whole Logic, the
- 1:41:33whole store at the story itself that idea of They decided to
- 1:41:39keep themselves in this cycle of keeping the thing going and
- 1:41:42wiping their own memories. Yeah.
- 1:41:43Okay, fine. That is a concept is okay.
- 1:41:48But they need to be more around it.
- 1:41:50And most of its not there for this, it's completely absent and
- 1:41:53devoid of anything what we're going for is the big end of the
- 1:41:56world spectacle Alice series 1. Where were basically trying to
- 1:42:00show our new hearty companion the universe and isn't it great?
- 1:42:04You know, let's take you out to the Tardis of what you were in
- 1:42:07bed. Oh, look at that.
- 1:42:08Hey, and now we're gonna go down to a new space ship.
- 1:42:10Whoa. And do some quirky things like
- 1:42:12looking at water, on the floor away and then we just don't
- 1:42:15really bother about the rest of it.
- 1:42:17You just It's all just feels half finishing a bit rushed
- 1:42:22around this one, and I just don't think it stands up very
- 1:42:25well. Like I said, you get to the
- 1:42:26whole Smile as bit, and I feel like the smile is, could have
- 1:42:29had more, a more powerful presence in it, rather than just
- 1:42:32terrifying kids and where are all, that's nothing wrong with
- 1:42:35that disappeared. I just like but at least he's
- 1:42:39killing them in this, you know, like You know, it just feels
- 1:42:43vacuous. And I don't know if it's as well
- 1:42:45because it's coming down from the 11th Hour, everyone's reach,
- 1:42:48those highs of always, the big opening episode.
- 1:42:50And yeah, we'll just stick this one in before we go to the next
- 1:42:52big episode, which is the dialects and it feels like it's
- 1:42:55been hammock and hidden away, rather like the poor creature
- 1:42:59that is stuck underneath this below a set of buildings that
- 1:43:02were all So yeah, for me it's a non-starter which is what the
- 1:43:08whale should have done before he decided to rescue these people.
- 1:43:11Oh, he's not so happy man. Tonight, was bad.
- 1:43:18I don't think like, oh, you're arguments whilst subjective all
- 1:43:24carry way. Should we go to the comments
- 1:43:26Harold? Herald of creation says I'm
- 1:43:31blowing. The trumpet for this because no
- 1:43:33one else will a beautiful little story.
- 1:43:35The brought my wife back to the show and she stayed right
- 1:43:38through the Matt Smith era. Oh, bless her.
- 1:43:41Herald of creation, honestly, torture in your wife like that.
- 1:43:44Jeff Richardson says not a popular choice but I love it as
- 1:43:48an animal rights guy. This really hits.
- 1:43:49I love where the doctor points out are crying girl.
- 1:43:53That's you. How strange that no one was
- 1:43:58helping her you? Says.
- 1:44:02A story I thought was flat and dull on first viewing and
- 1:44:04there's only recently grown in my estimation.
- 1:44:06I love the image of Amy wandering around in the night.
- 1:44:09Say, and I'm slightly worried about him.
- 1:44:11But you say, you love, seeing Amy wandering around in a
- 1:44:13nightie and it's just grown in your estimation.
- 1:44:15What's growing now. You gotta remember our question.
- 1:44:19I just be his comments. I think our most again, he says
- 1:44:25my dirty mind. Oh, my says cracking never
- 1:44:30really talked about but it's brilliant.
- 1:44:31And the smile is a very scary. Or Cresta, says, pretty bland
- 1:44:35stuffing it for the floating outside the tile this bit alone.
- 1:44:38John Arnold a gallon of his travel style satire on Modern
- 1:44:42British life. And this is Oh, sorry, Fizzies,
- 1:44:46there's all this is with gags ideas and images.
- 1:44:49All bolstered by soapy soapy soapy.
- 1:44:55Okay, it's glorious guest turn. Basically, it rolls John Cox
- 1:45:00says underrated classic. I love the world building and
- 1:45:03the Amy is faced with moral dilemma on her first trip. 11s
- 1:45:06rage at the end is also brilliantly conveyed soapy, I'll
- 1:45:12never go over that. Michael says, Smith take on the
- 1:45:15doctor continues to Intrigue and the I will need to find a new
- 1:45:18name. Seen, it's a highlight, another
- 1:45:19solid entry to the start of the series games had been says,
- 1:45:23moffatt starts his obsession with the 50 seemingly being the
- 1:45:26UK's golden age and fills the episode with an overlong opening
- 1:45:30and the padded ending Bennett crash dummies starts.
- 1:45:33Well as an interesting premise of mystery, but becomes a knee
- 1:45:37episode, that's lifted by great acting by the regulars.
- 1:45:39If not the guest cast. Danny Ron says, space looks
- 1:45:43pretty but Starship. UK is a bit too empty and Bare
- 1:45:46Bones for me. The fun is watching Karen
- 1:45:48Gillan, find her feet and while Smith's doctor lets the charm
- 1:45:51slip. The whales Tom scene is a great
- 1:45:53grotty set piece. It's very Star Wars here Daniel
- 1:45:57and I says, muddled and cheap. Although we have the fairy tale
- 1:46:00aesthetic, we get a restored end of the world and complete with
- 1:46:02the window shot. A space whale and Sophie Oconee
- 1:46:07does bloody Queen Terrace, Hardman is the first Moffat
- 1:46:10guest star to be underused. Not the last.
- 1:46:13Oh, not the last, oh, Olivia Colman's the first one, yeah,
- 1:46:16use what you doing talking about?
- 1:46:18Don't says intriguing and funny. I like the bit with the water
- 1:46:21glasses, mudsmith does righteous and go very well Karen's,
- 1:46:25everybody's equal Paul Quinn would benefit from being a
- 1:46:28two-parter. The World building is
- 1:46:29fascinating, but there are elements like the smilers that
- 1:46:32skated over, which could have been expanded.
- 1:46:34Sophie Akinator is marvelous, bonus points for Peter Pan and
- 1:46:39visual references. And finally, Jack courses
- 1:46:41graphic novel aesthetic. Funky jargon filled with
- 1:46:44algorithm in The Uncommon, some harsh editing, disrupts the
- 1:46:47ending, a screen in Doctor Who but our leads are defined.
- 1:46:52Him. Um I think the the kind of Magic
- 1:46:57Moment of this one for me is in the teaser, whether they're
- 1:47:02looking on the scanner at the the girl and the doctors just
- 1:47:05done a big speech about, you know, not not getting involved,
- 1:47:09not changing history. And then, as Amy's watching,
- 1:47:11he's straight out that artists and running up to that girl.
- 1:47:14And that in a nutshell, is exactly who the doctor is.
- 1:47:17So, I thought that was lovely to counterbalance that you've got
- 1:47:21this. This Terrence character, I never
- 1:47:23watched the demon Headmaster because I was just slightly too
- 1:47:26old, but anyone who you says Pro to call with that much relish, I
- 1:47:32mean, terrifying. And then you get to the ending.
- 1:47:37And you see, Matt Smith's. Depiction of the it's not just
- 1:47:42rage. It's it's anguish.
- 1:47:43What he's got to do to the world.
- 1:47:45What he thinks he had to do to the way to end his pain.
- 1:47:50And whereas previously I have, you know, skates over this
- 1:47:54episode a little bit on this occasion.
- 1:47:56I was Really big really? Really ugly, tears.
- 1:48:00I was, I was maybe it's because I've got a dog, now, I get it, I
- 1:48:04understand the love beer animals, but Oh yeah.
- 1:48:11It moved me a lot more than it ever has before and if it can
- 1:48:14get better in 14 years and another 14 years maybe it'll be
- 1:48:18a top 10 classic who knows. Let's put it through.
- 1:48:22Fabulous. Joe.
- 1:48:25I'm kind of on the fence but I want to be it because I do think
- 1:48:30there are nice things I do like, Amy floating outside the
- 1:48:33hardest. I think that that's sort of
- 1:48:34fairy tale stuff. Works quite well.
- 1:48:37Hey, Matt Smith at the end of this episode.
- 1:48:39That's me for me is the first of McCoy of the new series, right?
- 1:48:43You can do he can act but he cannot do anger.
- 1:48:46I'll talk with me when he's going.
- 1:48:48Nobody thank you. Why did I not say go again back?
- 1:48:56Just tone it down a bit. It was like Matt Smith was in
- 1:48:59the room. Just done it.
- 1:49:01Well it's it's unpleasant to watch that scene because she
- 1:49:06physically records from him it's really unpleasant and then when
- 1:49:10we're trying to sort of establish, this fairy tale
- 1:49:12relationship between the two of them is.
- 1:49:14It's a bit jarring, I really hate.
- 1:49:17So if you're canados performance in this, I'm not happy crying
- 1:49:20my, it's just weird. Right?
- 1:49:24What a weird, weird take for that guest actress to choose
- 1:49:28very odd and I don't really get the character too much as well.
- 1:49:32It's very Moffat, isn't she sexy with a gum and You know I deal
- 1:49:38with space. That's what she sounds like.
- 1:49:39Anyway um very very odd. It's cheap as well.
- 1:49:43This episode, I don't think the City Escape on the back of the
- 1:49:45whale convinces. I certainly don't think the
- 1:49:48market convinces. Again, it feels like they're
- 1:49:50just unaware out. They put a few flags up and
- 1:49:52gone. This is, you know, the British
- 1:49:53Market, it's so I don't. I'm not really immersed in the
- 1:49:57world. Like, I was, you remember with
- 1:49:59accent? I said, you know, they put in a
- 1:50:00bit of effort in that market and build it full of aliens and, and
- 1:50:04all of that the smiles, I don't understand.
- 1:50:07I do not understand anything about the smilers.
- 1:50:10They are literally there to give us a pretor.
- 1:50:11So you can set the star, which is memorable because a child
- 1:50:15literally falls out of lift shop like a role.
- 1:50:18But beyond that, I don't put it through just for that.
- 1:50:21I understand that's all. But the thing I really don't
- 1:50:25understand about this episode is six next to victory in the
- 1:50:28darks, right? And this episode is about, it's
- 1:50:32a representational. Yeah, being built on the back.
- 1:50:36Of a helpless creature. He's got something to say about
- 1:50:39Britain in this and then in the next episode, we are taking all
- 1:50:43the races out of Churchill and saying that this is back.
- 1:50:47It's like what time? Yeah, I don't understand.
- 1:50:50I'm not sure if Moffitt is brightening or left-leaning, I
- 1:50:55think he's a bit confused as well and the two episodes
- 1:50:58back-to-back, it's such a It's such a weird, weird
- 1:51:02juxtaposition. And I don't like how obvious The
- 1:51:09the parody of that is here and I don't like how I just hate
- 1:51:14everything that basically, the dice is saying about the British
- 1:51:16Empire. Yeah, let's get rid of it.
- 1:51:19I don't really like it but I do think Karen gillan's pretty good
- 1:51:23in there. So I do think she's great at the
- 1:51:25end. I can't say nice things about
- 1:51:27her, just not very often. Yeah, that it's not for me.
- 1:51:31It's just too much here. I don't like I've got the
- 1:51:36casting vote. I'm putting this through, I love
- 1:51:38the Beast pillow. I have always thoroughly enjoyed
- 1:51:41the Beast, belongs to see the moffett's quite hard on this one
- 1:51:44as well. He doesn't particularly like I
- 1:51:45think he said of all the stories he wrote, this is his least
- 1:51:48favorite. I think this is absolutely
- 1:51:50lovely. I think it's a kind of melting
- 1:51:53pot of different Visual and creative ideas from lots of
- 1:51:56different sources. It's telling the story of Nanny,
- 1:51:59State politics, fascist rule, animal cruelty and fairytale.
- 1:52:02Heroics, I've been it. Good job of 42 minutes.
- 1:52:07It is it is an old combination of things.
- 1:52:10I think it works. I think there's a lot.
- 1:52:13I get real strong Andrew caramel Viber to this story.
- 1:52:17I think there's a real kind of comic book early Seventh Doctor.
- 1:52:21We've definitely got into Paradise Towers there.
- 1:52:23If you think the kangs are the children here instead of the
- 1:52:26caretakers you've got the wind is the smilers because they are
- 1:52:28maintaining the lore. Everybody it says clearly in the
- 1:52:31script that is why they're there is to maintain the rule of law
- 1:52:34and rather than sending all ladies down to cry on the
- 1:52:36basement. Here we send the children down
- 1:52:38to the dungeon to send the Beast below the shades of Happiness
- 1:52:42Patrol in here with the authoritarian State, the even a
- 1:52:45giant brain lifted from time in the Army.
- 1:52:47Yeah. They're to maintain the law.
- 1:52:49What has zoltar in the lift? What the fuck?
- 1:52:54Oh, that's just doesn't like anything 96% of all crimes
- 1:52:58happen in lifts. Wow, you can't, you heard of
- 1:53:01here first from me, but cameras in those now you be careful in
- 1:53:04the future, all right? Yeah.
- 1:53:05And in the future, they put smiles.
- 1:53:06So you know why. I don't think he's just sevens
- 1:53:11talk to. You've got 2000, add Aesthetics
- 1:53:13in here as well. Got such a great lock.
- 1:53:15You've got shades of B for Vendetta list and smiles.
- 1:53:19He's very deep and that's how land gridlock.
- 1:53:23On this loads of Star Wars references.
- 1:53:25In a you got Liz, 10 saying, help us talk to your Our Only
- 1:53:28Hope through to Joe you mentioned at the kind of trash
- 1:53:31compactor. Scene feels very Star Wars.
- 1:53:33Did you notice? It's all a load of Bin bags.
- 1:53:35I put down on the floor. I think they just fall on slimy
- 1:53:38bin bags. Well, it was like a sex video
- 1:53:40also once. Yeah.
- 1:53:42Oh sorry, please on slimy bin bags?
- 1:53:45Yeah. Slice everything these days.
- 1:53:47Yeah. No that's very German or what?
- 1:53:52It was sort of Alpha Centauri know.
- 1:53:54Let's move on. So, I think there's so many
- 1:53:57homages in here. I thoroughly enjoy that.
- 1:54:00Secondly, I like the doctrine Amy in this.
- 1:54:02I think that they put our leads on a journey at the start.
- 1:54:05They kind of in the honeymoon phase of their relationship.
- 1:54:07He's, you know, holding out to the Tardis.
- 1:54:09There are kind of blissfully happy that stage, but by the end
- 1:54:12kind of they've hit a wall. They've started to see beneath
- 1:54:15the veneer of the other one doctors appalled that Amy made a
- 1:54:18choice on his behalf and he had information.
- 1:54:20She's kind of a poor decision. He's going to say, but it's a
- 1:54:23Amy that realizes the truth of situation and enables the plot
- 1:54:27to be resolved. So I think it's, I think it's a
- 1:54:29lovely Lark. He's well-deserving of that hug
- 1:54:31at the end, where they come back together.
- 1:54:33Again, they've come to understand each other.
- 1:54:35So, I think it does take our two leads on a journey, so I think
- 1:54:38he's well placed for a second episode.
- 1:54:40We see her as bright and intuitive and compassionate and
- 1:54:44he's the last of his species who can't stump by on, watch a child
- 1:54:47cry. So, I think that works really
- 1:54:49well. I think the two of them a good
- 1:54:51in it and thirdly, I like the whole bottle.
- 1:54:53I like the old idea of kind of forget Or protest.
- 1:54:57I think there's something quite deep that they could definitely
- 1:54:59have explore that a little bit further.
- 1:55:01So obvious, those two buttons. It is done very obviously but
- 1:55:05that's again, the comic book is that's a good two minutes with
- 1:55:08everything else going on. What's wrong with a big red
- 1:55:11bottom but yeah, games of Stephen moffett's writing.
- 1:55:14Honestly, it has got stuff to say in it.
- 1:55:17You know, there is a clear parallel to animal cruelty.
- 1:55:19I mean, I eat meat but I'm an animal lover.
- 1:55:21So you know, you forget sometimes you choose to them.
- 1:55:24You choose to forget well as Sam is everything in the world, you
- 1:55:27know, War famine. We all choose to forget them
- 1:55:30blank things out of our life so that we can carry on.
- 1:55:32So I think I think it's got quite something deeper
- 1:55:35meaningful, does it, does it explode?
- 1:55:37That does it really kind of explore that theme for really?
- 1:55:40Nobody doesn't know. I wouldn't say no but I think
- 1:55:46there's lots and lots in this episode.
- 1:55:47It's a bit of a Melting Pot. I thoroughly enjoy.
- 1:55:50This is good. Fair itself for me.
- 1:55:52So I'm putting it through and it's saved for the next round.
- 1:55:56Okay. So Ian your second choice of
- 1:55:59story. okay, well, I would love to talk about now, you gonna
- 1:56:06have to bear with me, because I'm new to the show and I'm not
- 1:56:08utterly conversant with the format.
- 1:56:10We're doing two parties as one thing we are in date.
- 1:56:13Excellent. So, the hungry Earth and Cold
- 1:56:17Blood. Now, I've got a list of things.
- 1:56:20I really loved about this episode.
- 1:56:23Ambrose has a very nice fitted, purple jacket.
- 1:56:29So should we just stop that? Well, well, moving on to the To
- 1:56:34my problems with this two-parter.
- 1:56:36It's and it's not that it's badly written.
- 1:56:39It's just it's just ill-advised and misjudged because there's no
- 1:56:44story to tell here. And the story that there is to
- 1:56:47tell here of the previous owners of the Earth, being reawakened
- 1:56:51and coming back and discovering mankind has taken over their
- 1:56:54Planet. We've kind of seen this before
- 1:56:56very early in the Jon Pertwee era.
- 1:56:59So I don't quite understand why we're having to watch it again.
- 1:57:02It's a bit like having to watch human nature when we've got a
- 1:57:07perfectly good novel on the Shelf as I believe Gareth
- 1:57:11mentioned not too long ago. So I just think this whole
- 1:57:15two-parter is Unnecessary. Let's pop it in the bin and move
- 1:57:22along. Well, okay, let's go to our
- 1:57:26comments, they all so they've got up in something.
- 1:57:31Crash dummy. Said so dull.
- 1:57:33I fell asleep watching it. I forget it exists.
- 1:57:36Oh sorry I'm not ready. Hang on Jason Thompson.
- 1:57:40Oh Lord did it. Some good ideas with the
- 1:57:43silurian redesign, totally loses.
- 1:57:45Most of the things that made them distinctive and just make
- 1:57:48some literal lizard people. However, the death of Rory, is
- 1:57:51the most dramatic death we've seen so far, and the contrast
- 1:57:54when Amy forgets him as the crack, absorbs him, it's
- 1:57:56shocking. Fraser Gregory champion of the
- 1:58:00Damned says the early graveyard seems are probably atmospheric
- 1:58:03and chilling. Then we have the scene, where,
- 1:58:05Rory dies, and Amy forgets. Tell me, Dylan and Smith aren't
- 1:58:08superb and I will show you this story.
- 1:58:10It's probably the most underappreciated of the seasons
- 1:58:14gems but it bloody brilliant Gillian is so hideous.
- 1:58:18Acting is so bad. In this story, is he watching
- 1:58:22the same thing? Remember that bit?
- 1:58:24Where she's on the screen, I like, she's just almost been
- 1:58:26killed, so that's traumatic. And she thinks Rory is in
- 1:58:30trouble. She's just goes, oh man, what is
- 1:58:34he talking about? Says, it's bloody brilliant.
- 1:58:37He's mad Paul Kresser. I did quite like this, I maybe
- 1:58:40old-fashioned but I think new who is always better.
- 1:58:43What it does? More traditional classic Who
- 1:58:45stars story? Daniel honestly says quaint
- 1:58:48Village. Setting, big mining things I
- 1:58:49lorians Lane Cliffhanger, talking follow-up could have
- 1:58:53should have been companion, nazreen gray, moral debate.
- 1:58:55That's all. So, a bit dull Italy's. 6
- 1:58:58series, mixtape Smith rules Roar is first death was shocking.
- 1:59:01It's nice for staff though. He's just died.
- 1:59:03Already in Amy's Choice. Second death.
- 1:59:06Not his last. Daniel Knight just as victory,
- 1:59:09Nick power of the Daleks, this Cherry picks elements the part.
- 1:59:12We era such as the demons, the green death, and Inferno, Mira
- 1:59:16ciao has a nice Rapport Smith. The new Sailor are okay, greatly
- 1:59:20helped by need mapping, child, she's superb performance.
- 1:59:23James had been banners is the silurian part of the plot is
- 1:59:26okay. If highly predictable, the glowy
- 1:59:29crack means this is a bin Rory gets killed and or removed from
- 1:59:32time before he bangs Amy to make River.
- 1:59:35But nope. No.
- 1:59:36Repercussions at all been this whole fucking plot Michael
- 1:59:40store. Of course, he lost more, but he
- 1:59:43hates children. Do they a doll retreat with the
- 1:59:45original song? Lyrics and story with crappy
- 1:59:47assault areas and schizophrenic plotting and characterization.
- 1:59:51They were setting. Silurian is scary and then nice
- 1:59:55for no reason. He's not wrong.
- 1:59:57Being. All queen says, a partition.
- 2:00:00Peart, we put without the budget here, a major government
- 2:00:03drilling project. He's run by three people in a
- 2:00:06small boy, he's not wrong but it's quite well done with some
- 2:00:10creepy camera work. Then enter the negotiating seen,
- 2:00:13it's like a really dull episode of Star Trek next Generation,
- 2:00:17but the ending is amazing with some incredible acting from
- 2:00:21Cullen. Get Karen Gillan.
- 2:00:23Joe look, I mean she's been so mean to him at this point she
- 2:00:26was bound to forget this. What she Joel lewellyn didn't
- 2:00:29really like it as much as the other stories maybe the writer
- 2:00:32can do better in the future. Sadly he did not.
- 2:00:35Yeah. Well said, Julie, Andy Parkinson
- 2:00:39says a good guest. Customer is great to see the
- 2:00:41silurians back. Are they the silos?
- 2:00:43They look very different. Some good scares but
- 2:00:45unfortunately, it's style over substance, as not a lot actually
- 2:00:48happens. And finally, Paul smeeze says, a
- 2:00:51story that gets a fair amount of hate.
- 2:00:53However, I really like it. The Silo is look, fine.
- 2:00:56Rory gets a lot to do the night. Filming is very impressive.
- 2:01:01So Gareth knowing your love for the season so far.
- 2:01:04Hey, comes Mr. Chiba's is in, or is it out?
- 2:01:08Well, we've got chimal in, haven't we?
- 2:01:10Oh, and he's coming back. No, no no, don't don't like that
- 2:01:15is Chip, not he's back. Let's just give him a chance.
- 2:01:18It's called to develop somehow So the first part, we get this
- 2:01:23wonderful sense of location. It's a nice location.
- 2:01:27It's got that wonderful cut off nurse about it so there's going
- 2:01:30to be a sense of Jeopardy that's going to kick in.
- 2:01:32Yes there's only a few people but actually we make it a close
- 2:01:36knit family which is quite good. We get the nice introduction to
- 2:01:40the people that surround here and something.
- 2:01:42Which two parties in new who gets very right is its
- 2:01:46introduction to characters. Getting this to care about these
- 2:01:48characters, we start to develop into the relationship with
- 2:01:50Ambrose and the son and a husband and her dad which is
- 2:01:54crucially important for understanding.
- 2:01:56A lot of the impact that happens in the second episode.
- 2:01:59And it's a solid, when everything goes dark.
- 2:02:03And they're running around making all the plans and
- 2:02:05everything. Rory is actually fully in swing
- 2:02:08here because now he's on board and he's going along with people
- 2:02:11being a Plain clothes police officer in.
- 2:02:15So it's got a nice sense of urgency to eat.
- 2:02:19And the second episode was called Cold Blood.
- 2:02:22It. And that's exactly my expression
- 2:02:26as well about how my blood feels effing had to watch the second
- 2:02:30episode because we suddenly introduced to an aerator at the
- 2:02:35start of this episode, who up to this.
- 2:02:36Now point we have never had any engagement with having this
- 2:02:40great wonderful. Tapestry of people put in front
- 2:02:43of us. We're certainly having this very
- 2:02:45old. Go tell us about this thing
- 2:02:47that's happening and all these great.
- 2:02:48Oh, Hey, where's the celera know?
- 2:02:51Guys, lie, he is, which makes us even more problematic.
- 2:02:54He would have any sense of Jeopardy later on because he's
- 2:02:57clearly telling us a story back that he's already lived through.
- 2:02:59So we know he's gonna survive so far a problem I call him the
- 2:03:03solar and, oh, God, because I can't remember his name.
- 2:03:05I mean he was the voice of Marvin, the Droid.
- 2:03:11And he just really falls apart and then we go through the list
- 2:03:19of stuff contact in the salarians to the humans.
- 2:03:22Very generic computer, really wasn't anything better than
- 2:03:26that. Just superimposed something on a
- 2:03:28bit of an old Mac in the back corner guard.
- 2:03:30Imagine if they just had knocked your phones knocking around like
- 2:03:33three tens and never get a blue picture through.
- 2:03:34And why is Amy the ambassador of the planet?
- 2:03:38She really the best, we've got his point.
- 2:03:40How she treats Roary. Well, he did.
- 2:03:44The doctor is she puts The death of Rory itself, then really,
- 2:03:53overshadows it. The death of Rory obviously, has
- 2:03:57to happen for narrative purposes, but the fact that it
- 2:03:59happens at the end, takes a complete wind out of the whole
- 2:04:02side Loreen if they are silurian storyline.
- 2:04:05Because now we're focused on this thing which has happened to
- 2:04:08one of the main characters, which is not actually part of
- 2:04:10the silurian story. We've been invested to for the
- 2:04:13last two parts, And it just completely undermines it even
- 2:04:18when you get the code at the end where they kind of wrapping
- 2:04:21everything up with all the people above, you're still in
- 2:04:23the back of your mind, thinking about Rory, and what's happened
- 2:04:26to him. And the fact that we don't seem
- 2:04:27to be fighting tooth and Claw or finding a way to get him back
- 2:04:32somehow. With this.
- 2:04:33Incredibly clever, man, that Amy is now traveling with a nor is
- 2:04:36he trying to impress upon her the importance of having tried
- 2:04:39to in the Tardis get to remember who he is.
- 2:04:41He never takes it any further. The forward see my previous
- 2:04:44arguments in the doctor about how Amy and the doctor and Rory
- 2:04:48is dynamic and the doctor not seemingly want to bring roaring
- 2:04:51back which again feels flying to the character.
- 2:04:52Then you have the Ambrose lecture that he gives He
- 2:04:56lectures, bloody Ambrose on the way she's been and what she's
- 2:04:59done. This is the guy who destroyed
- 2:05:02all the Galatians in his own, bloody Mind by this point in
- 2:05:05time. And this also then features as
- 2:05:08part of what was the last one, we taught these below as well
- 2:05:10when he's ranking about people. Because he's putting all this
- 2:05:13anger, and the sense of disgust about how people have behaved
- 2:05:17and yet he willingly willingly by his own memory, destroyed an
- 2:05:23entire race. It cannot be defended on these
- 2:05:28points. And then we're going to get the
- 2:05:30PS the resistance themselves or piss of resistance, which is the
- 2:05:34silurian designs. What are they?
- 2:05:37Why why did you feel the need to do that?
- 2:05:40What? Now, let's go back to the big
- 2:05:41book of Doctor Who, which actually says they felt the need
- 2:05:44to do that because they couldn't deliver the script that had been
- 2:05:46given. right, another bloody script then It wasn't a great
- 2:05:50thing. If you're gonna pick the
- 2:05:52silurians, you know, the constraints you have to work
- 2:05:55with going to Ians Point, why rehash a story you've already
- 2:05:58told us. And one of the things I'm very
- 2:06:00annoyed with myself about at this point in time, it's the
- 2:06:02fact that the narrator says we will wake again in 1,000 years.
- 2:06:05Does anyone worked out the dating for when worries of the
- 2:06:08deepest at all? But this point because at some
- 2:06:11point 284 284 all right, so maybe it's a lot later, so they
- 2:06:16work up even early then So, he's wrong.
- 2:06:19There's no coherence to this whatsoever.
- 2:06:22I wish on the first episode, I could put this through because
- 2:06:25the first episode is great as a building a sense of drama about
- 2:06:29itself. But by the second episode, it
- 2:06:31all Cascades so much that we're holding it together for a
- 2:06:35narrative from a guy, whose nothing involved in it at all.
- 2:06:40So yeah, it's a no from me. So I go next to, you know, be
- 2:06:44positive about the hungrier, you're not gonna be Why would I
- 2:06:49not be positive about, you know, a lovely triple script?
- 2:06:52Well quite Fucking shit, isn't it?
- 2:06:56That's one. This is really, really, really
- 2:07:00pissed. Finally God.
- 2:07:04So I mean people have already picked up.
- 2:07:06This feels and looks so familiar.
- 2:07:08Last time around chippers did planet of evil when he needed 40
- 2:07:11to this time. We'd go back to put.
- 2:07:14We've got the heat, don't from the demons.
- 2:07:15We've got the underground, Silo ins from that.
- 2:07:18Be The Silo incense. We got the Welsh mining Village
- 2:07:21from Green death. We've got characters that see
- 2:07:24each other and that's kind of time, powered Paradox, like day
- 2:07:27of the dog days of the darks and that didn't get answered either.
- 2:07:30We've got escapes up vertical tunnels, using an Antigravity
- 2:07:34disc from Planet of the Daleks. There's lots and lots of poetry
- 2:07:37throwaways in it. There's also lots of Davidson, I
- 2:07:39mean, the early scenes of people being dragged down into the
- 2:07:41Earth, that's very Frontiers. We've got a young doctor
- 2:07:44aligning himself with an older woman like Kinder who's also
- 2:07:47like the Awakening which like this story has a group of people
- 2:07:50hiding in a church whilst they faced its attack.
- 2:07:53And also like another Dave, some story where is the Deep?
- 2:07:56There's a more warlike aggressive, Army of silurians.
- 2:07:59So this is just a retread and it just for me, this feels so out
- 2:08:04of keeping with everything else that's going on around there
- 2:08:07like to low with that. Moth is doing new and different
- 2:08:11things in this season unless just feels like a throwback of
- 2:08:16the laziest, kind my second reason is the lunken US of some
- 2:08:22of the scripting and some of the production decisions there.
- 2:08:24So we start with that gold, awful overly signed posted sign.
- 2:08:28Rory asking Amy to take her engagement ring off, so I can go
- 2:08:32and take it and put it in the Tardis.
- 2:08:34You know, I'm waiting for a big sign to flush on the screen
- 2:08:37saying obvious plot are. Hey, that's Oh my God.
- 2:08:43It's so so humbly done. And then we repeat that about 10
- 2:08:48minutes later when Elliott says to the doctor.
- 2:08:50I'm going to go and get my headphones again.
- 2:08:52Oh, is that going to end badly? Maybe it will.
- 2:08:55And then we pay make this big big play of a countdown for the
- 2:09:00silurians coming up. There's a big dramatic moment.
- 2:09:02Let's count the minutes and the doctor gives some three minutes.
- 2:09:06He tells them find every single phone, every camera, every piece
- 2:09:10of it, transmitting or recording equipment, every movement,
- 2:09:13sensor, every light strip, they do that.
- 2:09:15They do that in three minutes and then they place them all in
- 2:09:18strategic positions around the village.
- 2:09:20Why them up and connect it all in three minutes, it takes me.
- 2:09:25Three minutes to turn my fucking up top on let alone, do all of
- 2:09:28that. So again why make this big play
- 2:09:31of counting down the minutes and then give them a ludicrous
- 2:09:34amount of time to do and in that three minutes Ellie at mirroring
- 2:09:38and obviously, from 4 to Doomsday, and yet another
- 2:09:40Davidson throwback managers to draw this earthquake map of the
- 2:09:44village. It's beautiful.
- 2:09:45And he's got Three minutes to do that.
- 2:09:47Well done, kit. But then, when the layer is
- 2:09:51captured, she tells the this is really weird.
- 2:09:53She tells the humans one of you is going to kill me.
- 2:09:57What are the Cyclones suddenly psychic?
- 2:10:00Where does that come from? It's such an odd, scripting
- 2:10:03decision because it robs, what's going to come up, any dramatic
- 2:10:07potential whatsoever because she's already prophesied or told
- 2:10:11us that one of them's going to kill him.
- 2:10:12It's such a really weird scripting.
- 2:10:15And then when Ambrose actually does kill alya, I cannot just
- 2:10:19really weird. The doctors said she is
- 2:10:21important to your son's safe day and yet.
- 2:10:24She teases him a layer to death. Why would a mother who's
- 2:10:28supposedly cares about her child?
- 2:10:30Kill the thing that she has been told will keep him alive?
- 2:10:33It's Bonkers. Gary that's very annoying roles.
- 2:10:37Well, I'm not but that is her child, you know, cut her.
- 2:10:41Song. Um Cara's absolutely right.
- 2:10:43The silurians contact, the humans fire an old computer but
- 2:10:46that old computer is laying in a box.
- 2:10:48It's not even plugged in. It's just laying in a corner and
- 2:10:51suddenly it's Springs to life, but the bet I absolutely love
- 2:10:54about her. And once you've seen it, you
- 2:10:56just can't not see it anymore because it's something struck me
- 2:10:58watching it, the silurian is obviously talking to their
- 2:11:02version of a webcam, but that webcam, the salon is talking to
- 2:11:05it's incredibly sophisticated because it does panning shots,
- 2:11:09it does Zoom shots in and out, my webcam isn't quite capable of
- 2:11:13doing that. It's almost as though it was a
- 2:11:15bit of directed television. And then the clunky clunky scene
- 2:11:20of all the negotiation table, how to Amy and nazreen, talk for
- 2:11:25Earth. How would that be enacted?
- 2:11:26The doctor doesn't even fucking known Nazarene.
- 2:11:28She could be a further backsetter or a reformer, and
- 2:11:32the never even asks a day and you speak for us we should have
- 2:11:38been a follow-up episode where the Earth they built with some
- 2:11:41Nazi stuff. Yeah, nothing when she sits down
- 2:11:44stools, I'll sit down to talk to him.
- 2:11:46She takes out a clue Cox Clan masks, isn't it?
- 2:11:52And then he got that sugary voice so far, and then right at
- 2:11:56the end, we've got the sudden appearance of Amy's, fucking
- 2:11:59crap. Comes back again, sucks roaring
- 2:12:02into it. It is the only bit of drama in
- 2:12:04that story, but it's so grafted onto everything else.
- 2:12:07So that and then the character's silence are so one know military
- 2:12:12is bad, scientists are good. And the humans are so without
- 2:12:16depth, I don't know anything about Fucking Tony or Ambrose or
- 2:12:19know who even are these people? They're superficial.
- 2:12:22I don't know who they are. I don't care who they are.
- 2:12:24Suck them all into the crack and just be done with this shit.
- 2:12:28All of the story, are you finished?
- 2:12:31Do you feel better? Oh yeah.
- 2:12:37No. I was watching, it's your turn.
- 2:12:47Yes, I would like to. Oh, I mean, obviously, you're
- 2:12:50all right, and it's just a problem and obviously it has to
- 2:12:52go. I would like to explain know via
- 2:12:57three reasons as to why moth it gets this completely wrong
- 2:13:02Moffitt. You say, this is written by ship
- 2:13:05null. Yes, but it is indicative of
- 2:13:07three things. They always gets very wrong
- 2:13:10every year, all right. Number one, he cannot structure
- 2:13:15a season, like, Rusty Davis. Towards the end of a rusty Davis
- 2:13:18season. He would give you humiliation
- 2:13:21family of blood blink. You told PR sound of drums
- 2:13:24momentum. Yeah.
- 2:13:26You look at his Seasons, the second half of Morpheus seasons
- 2:13:30are just dogs. He starts and well, look at ten,
- 2:13:34and then we end up in the monk Trilogy.
- 2:13:36And the whole fucking season just grinds to a whole
- 2:13:39volleyball, Empress of Mars of light, boring boring boring
- 2:13:42before he comes to Die and saves the day with the two parts
- 2:13:48finale to make himself. Look great.
- 2:13:49Well, this is the first example of that and yeah, the whole
- 2:13:53season just grinds to a hole. This is one of the the tent pegs
- 2:13:57of the season is two episodes. And yeah it's just hideous.
- 2:14:02The second thing he gets wrong is he feels more screen full of
- 2:14:05irritating fucking children that I just want to murder and he's
- 2:14:09been doing it since the beginning of the season but the
- 2:14:11kid in this my God she should have just murdered that soil and
- 2:14:16just to have him bumped off. I just hate them all.
- 2:14:19I hate every child in the Moffitt era.
- 2:14:21They're sacred therapy. Fucking kid in night.
- 2:14:26Terrors that awful pairing Nightmare and silver.
- 2:14:28All of them, man. Let's put them all.
- 2:14:35Maybe maybe going a little bit too far.
- 2:14:37Now, just don't care. Reign it back a bit.
- 2:14:40They're only fictional characters.
- 2:14:41I won't do it in real life. You're listening to the
- 2:14:45infanticide podcast. Well yeah, so yeah, and the
- 2:14:52child is especially annoying in this.
- 2:14:53And the other thing he does really really badly.
- 2:14:56Steve Moffitt is redesign monsters, classic monsters.
- 2:14:59We've had two lots this year, terrible fucking Daleks and even
- 2:15:03worse silence because somehow they take heed everything that
- 2:15:07made those masks distinctive in the silurians and turn them into
- 2:15:11Star Trek. Aliens.
- 2:15:12It just looks like latex slapped on somebody's face and yeah,
- 2:15:16they can give a better performance, but they look so
- 2:15:18fucking boring. They whoever said it?
- 2:15:20Yeah. It's like I'm watching an
- 2:15:21episode of TNG. It's just terrible.
- 2:15:23That is not what Doctor Who should be aspiring to make those
- 2:15:27original masks work. They had a lot of dialogue in
- 2:15:30the silurians more than they have in this.
- 2:15:32Oh I hate, I hate the three people just having in the face
- 2:15:37of the Earth so much just wouldn't happen in any way,
- 2:15:40shape or form. Why that was even considered as
- 2:15:43a possibility of the second episode battles.
- 2:15:45Me like does he did? Scripted.
- 2:15:48It ship. No Scripts.
- 2:15:50I don't know. I don't know that he did.
- 2:15:52No, I don't think he does. I think Chipmunks.
- 2:15:54One of those that is allowed just to have a free range.
- 2:15:57He's And yeah, I don't believe any of their characters nazreen.
- 2:16:04Feels like she stepped out of like CBBC and her relationship
- 2:16:08with that. Stop Welshman.
- 2:16:09That's in there who remember him in tortured.
- 2:16:12He was absolutely chilling in that guy.
- 2:16:14With the Eternal scream? Do you remember?
- 2:16:16Yep absolutely brilliant. Very boring this and that's a
- 2:16:20total lack of chemistry so we're not really buying you know the
- 2:16:23will they won't they for out this because just know?
- 2:16:26Yeah I hate every second of this.
- 2:16:29If I'm honest there's a few moments of atmosphere in part
- 2:16:33one, got his dog. Yes please, let's Bend this.
- 2:16:38So strangely enough hungry? Yes, he's going in the bed.
- 2:16:41Hey alright, I am going to pay I'm gonna pick Amish choice.
- 2:16:49and, Joe, you've just been talking about murdering lovely
- 2:16:53children. But on the, on the converse side
- 2:16:56of that, how can you not enjoy an old lady being bludgeoned
- 2:16:59with a plank by Rory wearing a pigtail or, you know, another
- 2:17:02old lady being pushed to death off off a roof, you know, great
- 2:17:06fun for all the family. Seriously like this, this is
- 2:17:09fun, but I think it does standing stark contrast to a
- 2:17:14Moffett story because the two rug polls in here.
- 2:17:16I think. In contrast to moffett's, rug
- 2:17:19pulls, which are usually bloody good.
- 2:17:21I think the two rug polls here are not very satisfactory, so
- 2:17:25the first one, that both, the Tardis story on the village
- 2:17:28story are both dreams. I think that's signposted far
- 2:17:32too obviously and far too early on.
- 2:17:34I got it straight away by the fact, the dream Lord is in both
- 2:17:37places. If the dream Lord is in both
- 2:17:39places, it is a dream. So I don't think there's any
- 2:17:42sense of Jeopardy that ones real, and once a dream, how the
- 2:17:46doctor doesn't work that out Christ, only knows it's just too
- 2:17:49obvious. And then the second rug poll
- 2:17:52that always just space on is very weak and it's all so left
- 2:17:58field, you know, good twist should be.
- 2:18:00I know the old cliche in plain sight but space pollen just
- 2:18:04comes from no where and it just feels a very very episode you
- 2:18:09know, flying about in both both States of being.
- 2:18:13All right? It's what it is yeah you see the
- 2:18:16colony sort of fluttering about then the only has five little
- 2:18:19seeds of it and his hand at the end and blows out well for her.
- 2:18:25So but despite those gripes, I do think those two things, let
- 2:18:29it down. But despite that I am going to
- 2:18:31put this one through, I think it's kind of fundamental to the
- 2:18:35season structure. So we're at the midpoint now.
- 2:18:37So I think it's good time to go to refocus on and redirect Our
- 2:18:40Gang of characters. Specially now that raw is on
- 2:18:43board. We kind of end the spell we
- 2:18:45should and the speculation as to aim is desires and intentions.
- 2:18:49Although weirdly fans continue with that into next year, when
- 2:18:52they're wondering, whether aim is child, is the doctors which I
- 2:18:56don't know why people went down that but that's the next year,
- 2:18:58he tried to fuck him this year. Yeah, well that's why we will
- 2:19:03get our voiding that bit to the moment, but, you know, just look
- 2:19:06at what the strongest in the opening episode Amy's, runoff
- 2:19:09with the doctor, but she's partly doing that, she's running
- 2:19:11away from a wedding, she's on certain about what she wants to
- 2:19:14do them from the Beast below to flash and stone their friends,
- 2:19:17having Adventures, but we get reminded she is putting off
- 2:19:21making a decision. She does that conversation with
- 2:19:25bracelet? We talked about her about
- 2:19:26funding, someone who shouldn't and obviously that's addressing.
- 2:19:29She got a crush on the doctor. I am not going to talk about the
- 2:19:32scene and flushing blood because I'm just exciting that bit
- 2:19:36special blood that's actually flashing Stone oh because that's
- 2:19:41kind of about sex not about love but Got that.
- 2:19:45But then by vampires we can see that Amy is with Rory.
- 2:19:48Yes, she's off with him in the episode Joe, you've pointed out
- 2:19:51a great length, but at the end of that episode, she is happy
- 2:19:56that he comes on board, she invites him on board, she
- 2:19:58doesn't lift by, she's happy on know, she is happy to have both
- 2:20:02of them there, and she's happy to be between them.
- 2:20:04And she explicitly says that the end of the vampires of Venice.
- 2:20:07She wants to men. Oh, I was explicitly said in
- 2:20:12this story. Yeah, not that.
- 2:20:14No fucking kill him for her to fit to feel anything for him.
- 2:20:19He said, she loves Rory. Rory is the man.
- 2:20:23She's going to choose. She loves the adventure with the
- 2:20:26right now. It's not talking about shagging
- 2:20:30or jumping on them. She's talking about, she wants
- 2:20:33that life. And we see that here because we
- 2:20:35see that the ordinary life that she sees in the dream, she's
- 2:20:38frustrated, she's unfulfilled on the moment Rory dies and she
- 2:20:42realized that that's the life. She was three next.
- 2:20:45To each other, flesh, and stone where she trusts the fucking the
- 2:20:47next one, where she's playing two men off against each other.
- 2:20:49And this one where she is all, you know, oh, bringing back.
- 2:20:53He's the one I want. It's just so inconsistent, it
- 2:20:57makes no sense. Don't, I will find that there is
- 2:21:02very bad character. There is inconsistency because
- 2:21:04this story does, make clear. That it's not the doctor she's
- 2:21:08interested in. She's interested in the life
- 2:21:10that he can give her and the adventures.
- 2:21:12But I do take your point. I was at this point where I was
- 2:21:16like, I just I'm not a bored with this character.
- 2:21:19I just don't get what they're trying to say about her apart
- 2:21:22from the fact that she is a selfish cow.
- 2:21:25Well, we might, we might get to some of that later on, but I
- 2:21:29think the story works well, as kind of that restructuring of
- 2:21:33the team to move this into the second part of the series.
- 2:21:36Second thing, I like the bleakness of this.
- 2:21:38I mean, what's more dispiriting and Bleak that that's hard
- 2:21:41heading towards a nice star and everyone dies of death or being
- 2:21:44stuck in a cold wet. Muddy dank Welsh village in the
- 2:21:48middle of winter which is pretty fucking depressed.
- 2:21:50Like, I think if the upper LED with scenes have been filmed in
- 2:21:53summertime and it was bright and Charlotte that would give him
- 2:21:55too much of a contrast between the two.
- 2:21:57So I think the fact that it looked really bloody miserable
- 2:22:00worked really well and Joe, you'll be happy because alone
- 2:22:03more children get killed in the Sun.
- 2:22:04So that's a plus video. So, I like the bleakness off, I
- 2:22:09think the tone works really well there.
- 2:22:10A third reason, I like this is, you know, this is where the mask
- 2:22:14of the doctor starts to slip. We've seen this Matt Smith
- 2:22:17Doctor being, you know, very light and frothy.
- 2:22:20Yes, we've seen in mangroves. As we saw him angry in Victoria
- 2:22:24of the Daleks, we saw him and the Beast below, but generally
- 2:22:27he's quite like this store. I think what this does because
- 2:22:30we find out that the dream Lord is a projection of him and that
- 2:22:33projection kind of teases a mocks in and he shows us some
- 2:22:36kind of level of say, self-hatred there.
- 2:22:38Suggests is more of a fragility to this doctor and he gives him
- 2:22:42a layer of depth without any of the kind of big overblown
- 2:22:45history on next. So I think that starts to give
- 2:22:47us a much more a much better insight into the doctor and the
- 2:22:51characterization that we're going to see going forward.
- 2:22:53So I think that's really an interesting take.
- 2:22:57So for those reasons I would like to put this one through.
- 2:23:00If I may, please Shall we go to the comments Jody want to start?
- 2:23:06Because I need to find them now. You're almost says ridiculously
- 2:23:09underrated and oh yeah, that's right.
- 2:23:11Ridiculously underrated anthology of two stories tied up
- 2:23:14by a third invasion of the creepy old pensioners,
- 2:23:17inception-like surrealism and a particularly strong outing for
- 2:23:20Karen Gillan. Also are, we completely sure
- 2:23:23that Toby Jones is scaving verbal takedown of Matt Smith
- 2:23:25Doctor at the beginning. Tort Workshop Cocker made me
- 2:23:29here. Intergalactic wag was indeed
- 2:23:31written by Simon and I and not by one of the strictly hosts, he
- 2:23:36might be talking about you. That is divorced, Michael
- 2:23:39storms, solid episode. Where for about?
- 2:23:4190% of the duration. I was convinced the dream world
- 2:23:43was the Toy Maker. The space pollen ending was cop
- 2:23:46out, but it could be read as the doctor making it up.
- 2:23:48John Cook. The dream Lord is used
- 2:23:50brilliantly to show an alternative world.
- 2:23:52The Toby Jones is suitably Sinister, stuck Karen's on top
- 2:23:56form. As is necessary.
- 2:23:58Given her prominence here. Jason Thompson said I love the
- 2:24:01image of old people, as an alien threat.
- 2:24:03Rory is death here, it's quite affecting but it loses something
- 2:24:06on rewatch. Knowing this will become his
- 2:24:08thing. I'm not sure how I feel about
- 2:24:10Amy choosing suicide family show.
- 2:24:12Offered Daniel Knight weird. But in a good way, Toby Jones is
- 2:24:16superbly creepy. And the weirdness of the plot is
- 2:24:18well realized such as the community here, very memorable
- 2:24:24in the mouths of the old dears. It's a shame Simon and I wasn't
- 2:24:27asked back and otherwise were naming, no names.
- 2:24:30He means chipping know, Big Orange, Michael says, Moffitt
- 2:24:33and Company pull the rug out from under us and I love it.
- 2:24:36I still think the dream Lord is Neco of the valley art a Sully
- 2:24:40creepy entertaining story. They ready.
- 2:24:42Toby Jones is excellent. As a reflection of the doctor's
- 2:24:45self-loathing, love the Frozen star.
- 2:24:47The Inception inspired Dreamscape with deadly older
- 2:24:49people, Rory, with a ponytail on being locked in a butchers
- 2:24:52freezer one of my favorite ever episodes.
- 2:24:55Oh Fraser Gregory said the perfect example of why non genre
- 2:24:59writers? Be commissioned more, take two
- 2:25:02stories, not long enough for a full episode.
- 2:25:03Wrap a third round them at the superlative Toby Jones and you
- 2:25:07have another unappreciated germ. Crummy a brilliant character
- 2:25:11piece with the guest performance of the sorry, with the guest
- 2:25:13performance of the series, keeps you guessing and sticks The
- 2:25:16Landing perfectly? I hope everyone's sitting down
- 2:25:18because James Hayden Bennett is about to be positive ish.
- 2:25:22He says this is a nominal, a note.
- 2:25:25Sorry, I can't even speak. I'm not excited an emotional.
- 2:25:28Keep the ending was obvious but it's saved by The Dream.
- 2:25:31Lord screen presence. Oh, and the oapse have green
- 2:25:34attraction in their mouths attracts see, from the first
- 2:25:37episode. The big eyeball were used to fix
- 2:25:42China, Jack really engaged in Joel that this part of the
- 2:25:45series needed that examiners. This Tardis dynamic in detail,
- 2:25:49let his not real. Like the power of state is a
- 2:25:52dream Village. So how best to read is it this
- 2:25:54home that in a Dream Island, B says, not bad.
- 2:25:57Little story in a great exploration as a doctor's dark
- 2:26:00side, only doctor who could do killer APS.
- 2:26:03I was a little uncomfortable at the doctor.
- 2:26:05Self-harm line though and finally all smile, very
- 2:26:08intriguing story. Toby Jones is fantastic as a
- 2:26:11dream laws. So go on Joe, you go for this
- 2:26:13one now. I'll go last.
- 2:26:14Okay, let's go to Ian. Remember when Dr, Who was always
- 2:26:20filmed in Television Studios and you just longed for them to get
- 2:26:23a bit of fresh air and maybe have one story with some
- 2:26:27exteriors season 5, feels like it was all filmed on location
- 2:26:31and this is the most kind of it really kind of hammered it home,
- 2:26:37this one, you've got, you've got lead worth again.
- 2:26:40You've got, you've got butcher shops, you've got all these
- 2:26:43wonderful, Real World locations which are not a crappy little
- 2:26:46studio with a spaceship in them. So I love it because it feels
- 2:26:53very real and very earthy. It's obviously comically very
- 2:26:57adroit. You've got Simon, I who is from
- 2:26:59my money. One of the most structurally,
- 2:27:02gifted sitcom writers of the 90s.
- 2:27:05Yes, it's a slight story. Yes, it's a terrible ending but
- 2:27:11you've got Toby Jones so for no real massive overarching reason.
- 2:27:17I think this one goes through just because there's nothing
- 2:27:20wrong with it and the good points out weigh the bad.
- 2:27:26Earth. Well, you've heard me rant once
- 2:27:31I was on this episode one little bit and I haven't even talked
- 2:27:35about fall trousers. This time round.
- 2:27:37Excellent. But you're not gonna get that
- 2:27:40from me this time. Oh positivity.
- 2:27:42Absolutely. I think Toby Jones's dreamlord
- 2:27:46is Sublime and absolutely steals this show the toward wreck
- 2:27:50Workshop has already been referenced.
- 2:27:52I do have another favorite line on one of the transitions when
- 2:27:55he's a doctor and they're falling down in the old.
- 2:27:57Folks only goes take two and call me in the morning.
- 2:28:01He's absolutely wonderful. A little piece of be kind of
- 2:28:05hoped. It was going to turn out that
- 2:28:07Matt Smith was actually the fraud by the end of this
- 2:28:10episode. I'm gonna get Toby Joe's some
- 2:28:12planting, so, yeah, by the ending was a bit disappointing
- 2:28:16for me, but I love the fact of the getting into a camper van
- 2:28:22the slowest vehicle, possible trying to get away from ambling
- 2:28:26pensioners which are bloody hilarious.
- 2:28:29Watch them, and simmer friends across the road, looks like
- 2:28:33something out of the Dead. I think he's absolutely
- 2:28:35brilliant. The relationship tension that we
- 2:28:38started to get from Amy and Rory more.
- 2:28:41Like the fact of Rory, getting a pair of balls by this point
- 2:28:44because she talks about the fact that she gonna get married
- 2:28:47someday and obviously Ferrari somedays tomorrow and he ends up
- 2:28:50throwing in over to the someday, we all have to grow up and it's
- 2:28:55the first time he really come from her about this which
- 2:28:58obviously makes the fact that we're watching their
- 2:29:00relationship gets disintegrated by an England Invasion later on
- 2:29:03all the more poignant especially when he's ultimately
- 2:29:06disintegrated ponytail and all and, The other thing I quite
- 2:29:12like about this, that it kind of highlights which I don't think
- 2:29:15is often talked about enough is that we find out that obviously
- 2:29:19the dream Lord is the pollen feeding off the doctor, in terms
- 2:29:23of creating this character and the dream will actually mentions
- 2:29:27that the doctor is competing with Amy.
- 2:29:30Now, how would the dream Lord know that unless the doctor knew
- 2:29:34he was doing that? It's never mentioned thereafter.
- 2:29:38So we think that this is all one side did have how the way that
- 2:29:43Amy treats roaring. Actually, the doctor is in, on
- 2:29:46this, in a sort of mugging Rose and Tenth Doctor.
- 2:29:49Loving that happened in series 2.
- 2:29:52But I'll just let that hang there.
- 2:29:53I'm not gonna let that spoil this episode for me.
- 2:29:58The actual reasonable nurse of the dream laws departure.
- 2:30:01I love. It's not a mechanical villain
- 2:30:05going down in the last throws about to take the mall down.
- 2:30:08He just turned around a good. He made the right choice.
- 2:30:10There enough. Gone.
- 2:30:14Actually, quite like that because it doesn't mean he can't
- 2:30:16come back. And he was true to his word.
- 2:30:21And I really like the look of leadworth.
- 2:30:23It's already been said, the location itself has been
- 2:30:25absolutely brilliant and I think it really stands out as a gem is
- 2:30:28a place that, you know, I'd like to visit myself actually, not
- 2:30:31sure I'd want to get Amberly Pinschers after me, but I
- 2:30:34really, really like it. Amy's choice for me is the
- 2:30:39absolute Gem of this series. Wow.
- 2:30:44And it is the only episode I've ever come back to and watched
- 2:30:47again. Willingly and the whole run, no
- 2:30:52under direct. And I've actually enjoyed it on
- 2:30:54every occasion. and I think it's because it gives you a sense of
- 2:30:58hope of the cracks storyline ain't really in there.
- 2:31:04It's kind of gone out of the way, it kind of stands on its
- 2:31:06own two feet. It.
- 2:31:09Yes, I know the pollen thing, it's a bit of pollen but then
- 2:31:12isn't so much of everything. A bit red button at the end of
- 2:31:15it, when we get to how the episode sought it out I feel the
- 2:31:19build-up dealing with Amy and worries relationship and what is
- 2:31:22a quite a Is it sublime? Or is it on face?
- 2:31:26Let other people decide. But it feels like it's organic
- 2:31:30to this particular story and for that, it's a keeper for me.
- 2:31:34That's my choice. It's going through.
- 2:31:36Anyway, that's tariffs Choice. Yeah.
- 2:31:39Um, I love the dream. Lord witty Sinister slightly,
- 2:31:44perverted that horrible bakeries in the dressing gown, which is
- 2:31:48slowly open is very unpleasant, he's a genuinely worthy foe of
- 2:31:53the doctor. I mean, of course, Matt Smith
- 2:31:55Doctor is evil, underneath it all.
- 2:31:56We know that we've watched the era, he does terrible things.
- 2:32:00He just puts a nice smile on it and acts in a quirky way and
- 2:32:04gets away with it. And there's some very funny
- 2:32:06moments. I love the old woman being
- 2:32:09smacked. Absolutely hilarious.
- 2:32:11Oh, say is a side note, I do genuinely like both old people
- 2:32:15and children. You know, I did work in nursery
- 2:32:19for a year but I like the children of the rusty Davis
- 2:32:21hero. All right?
- 2:32:22You know, the sort of applied and the Ang, yeah, the people
- 2:32:25like that. People that you want to be
- 2:32:27around, not these horrible. We Believe each other we
- 2:32:30believe. Yeah, I'll just scared people
- 2:32:32think I'm gonna kill the children.
- 2:32:33I'm not um, And it does touch on pregnancy suicide and old age,
- 2:32:38it lightly touches on those things.
- 2:32:41It doesn't get in the way of the farm and I quite like that
- 2:32:45because as we progress through this era certainly into
- 2:32:48Capaldi's era, we don't like to touch on dark issues.
- 2:32:51We head straight head first into them and it's very worrying.
- 2:32:55But I wouldn't put this through because I think this is a really
- 2:32:59badly directed episode. This is a One-Shot director and
- 2:33:04as I was watching it this time a lot, this is done in Longshore.
- 2:33:09And it's just horrible boggy Fields with the camera,
- 2:33:12absolutely static. And people sort of running
- 2:33:15around and it just kills attention of the episode.
- 2:33:18You said about that slow moving van and the old people.
- 2:33:21Yes, that's no. Dynamism in that in any way
- 2:33:24shape or form. And a lot of times she's having
- 2:33:26to put cameras in cramped spaces and it's clear.
- 2:33:30There's a poor camera man there, like wedged up against that but
- 2:33:33just counter and other things. Yeah, and I'm just really
- 2:33:37noticed how this this in the hands of a very competent direct
- 2:33:41sector. I think would Dazzle, I think in
- 2:33:44the hands of this you got a brilliant script.
- 2:33:46I won't say it's not a great script but it's it's quite
- 2:33:50incompetent Direction. And so I don't think it in any
- 2:33:54way meets where it could be, you know, not the best of the
- 2:33:57sideways Universe talked to his stories.
- 2:33:59Am I just pick you up on that show?
- 2:34:00This is the same direction as the launcher.
- 2:34:03Yeah, but the larger she's just on a sitcom.
- 2:34:05Anyone can do that. Go watch, Miranda Hart, show,
- 2:34:08you know. You see the put a camera in a
- 2:34:09room and then you get your laughs which is what she does
- 2:34:12here. And I'm sorry.
- 2:34:15No no, no. Amy is still being a total bitch
- 2:34:20in this episode. She's absolutely saying to
- 2:34:23worry. Oh, no.
- 2:34:23The real reality isn't happiness in leadworth with you, and this
- 2:34:28lovely baby that's cooking in my stomach, it's being in the
- 2:34:31hardest. She's still a toe unlikable cow.
- 2:34:35I can't believe we've gone from someone as brilliant, a bowls
- 2:34:39and on the surface on after Harrison, like Donna, but just
- 2:34:44has huge debts to them to this. I don't want to say the word,
- 2:34:51I'm not gonna say it, but you know what I'm thinking person.
- 2:34:55Yeah, I just hire and so I don't care at the end when we die and
- 2:35:00she's in motion. And she under plays that scene
- 2:35:03to an extent where I don't find the emotion and because it's
- 2:35:07within this Dreamscape episode, I don't believe that it's
- 2:35:10happening. So none of it lands for me.
- 2:35:13So know, there's some great stuff in there but I would have
- 2:35:17been there but it's going through because you're going
- 2:35:18through. So Only two, Joe, only two gone.
- 2:35:22Three left to go. You've got three to biggest
- 2:35:25statues from Joe 11th Hour. Pandora, opens, Big, Bang or
- 2:35:30time of angels. I'm not gonna go through because
- 2:35:33I want the, I want the two biggies to be binned.
- 2:35:36I'm gonna go for the only episode that I like, because I'm
- 2:35:39and that is the 11th Hour which is my other favorite episode of
- 2:35:47the Matt Smith era because it's an episode with a spring in its
- 2:35:51step and a song in its heart. Haram, Matt Smith is here, a
- 2:35:55bloody hell. We're gonna let you know Mass if
- 2:35:57he's here in the best way possible.
- 2:36:00I did say early are, you know, we went from the 11th hour to
- 2:36:04time with a doctor look at him when he appears out the Tardis.
- 2:36:07And he's so happy in that first scene, and then go look at him
- 2:36:11in That Hideous, latex old age makeup and Tom with a doctor and
- 2:36:15that's what for years with Moffat does with you.
- 2:36:17All right? Hey, yes, anyway, Matt Smith is
- 2:36:20my first reason he's got the role of a lifetime adding noisy
- 2:36:24and I know this wasn't filmed first and that was a good move
- 2:36:28because I think he's comfortable, actually, I think
- 2:36:31he may be gives this best performance in his first
- 2:36:33performance, which is pleasure Stone and time of angels but he
- 2:36:38is sexy as hell in this and Charismatic and funny and really
- 2:36:43childlike in such a pleasing way.
- 2:36:47I really like the 11th doctor of Series 5.
- 2:36:53Why did they ditch that in six and seven?
- 2:36:55It's just so annoying. Why did they make him some sexy
- 2:36:58pervert. Come Series 7, his head and and
- 2:37:01tailored the fact that he gets dressed up in that gobbins like
- 2:37:05an old Professor but bit of a trampe one.
- 2:37:07You know I'm by 70s in a tailored costume, fuck sight
- 2:37:11more fit anyway so Matt Smith. My first reason, my second
- 2:37:15reason is the direction of this episode who directed, this was a
- 2:37:20fine. It has got suspense, it's got
- 2:37:23great comedy. It's got horror enormous bloody
- 2:37:27snake, but comes out, I know where in the house.
- 2:37:29It's so scary. It's got action.
- 2:37:32Now, this is how you do a dynamic to the climax in a
- 2:37:38vehicle sequences. This is how you direct it, and
- 2:37:41that Bloody fire truck. Oh, yes, please.
- 2:37:43I think the whole thing is beautifully, lit.
- 2:37:47I think. Every shot is highlighted me a
- 2:37:51face, best every single shot. Everything they're doing even
- 2:37:55down to that very weird. Sherlock e, you know, taking the
- 2:37:59pictures going across the green as he's trying to figure things
- 2:38:02out. Yeah the direction is fantastic
- 2:38:04and unbelievably, I'm gonna say this because it's the only time
- 2:38:09it works for me. I think the fairy tale tone of
- 2:38:14this episode Works excellently and it should have started here.
- 2:38:18And it should have ended here because it's just too much, but
- 2:38:22the end of the season but we'll get there.
- 2:38:24Yeah, it's proper story book. Who wrote bookended with Amy in
- 2:38:30the garden, waiting for him. That such a beautiful point in
- 2:38:33idea, that anyone can get behind a little girl waiting for her
- 2:38:37childhood here. Every part of this, I think fast
- 2:38:42on all cylinders Set. Karen Gillan, who is introduced
- 2:38:49with that lovation pan up. Her stocking legs as well as we
- 2:38:55mean to go on sex her up as a kiss, a gram in a short skirt.
- 2:39:01Oh it's just hideous. Imagine any of her companion on
- 2:39:04a way, maybe. Lila was introduced by her old
- 2:39:08Perry. Yeah, that's true.
- 2:39:10Roman is introduced with a long pun up from the legs up.
- 2:39:14Not like that though. She's not.
- 2:39:16That camera is basically going up her legs and he never got
- 2:39:19this with adric. Did you know?
- 2:39:20Okay nine. Yeah now and you know I think
- 2:39:25Karen Gillan is okay in this episode.
- 2:39:29What can you just say that? Okay, I don't think she's well,
- 2:39:32I do think she has great chemistry with Smith here but of
- 2:39:37course, Rory hasn't come into this year.
- 2:39:38So all the damage is yet to be dumb, although I really hate the
- 2:39:44pan across to her dress at the end of the episode because that
- 2:39:48way all the problems start this season, But this is a mass, this
- 2:39:54is probably the most confident introduction of a doctor in the
- 2:39:59entire run of Doctor Who I can understand why Fraser Gregory
- 2:40:03holds this up as like the second best episode of Doctor Who ever
- 2:40:06it. Is very good.
- 2:40:08Indeed. Yes please, let's put it
- 2:40:11through. Know, we go to the comments.
- 2:40:13Colts. Classic Society said an
- 2:40:15unbelievably good new doctor story holds up as one of the
- 2:40:19best John Arnold they redecorated and I love it a
- 2:40:23seamless. Shifted into a new era.
- 2:40:24Everything great is established instantly.
- 2:40:26The new cast the time. He won me stories telling and
- 2:40:29the ambitious arcs. David who Oscar Groucho says a
- 2:40:33perfect entry point sketching out tropes from classic Who
- 2:40:36rural Idols eccentric locals, and subverting them with deaf
- 2:40:40character work, and taught set pieces as much.
- 2:40:42An exploration of the reinvention of the lead, as
- 2:40:45well, as their Universe curious. How it uses time travel to
- 2:40:48further the story rather than at the expense of Simplicity Jason
- 2:40:52Thompson a fine introduction Matt Smith grabs apart with both
- 2:40:55hands he just is the doctor the moment he appears and the doctor
- 2:40:59is a childhood friend who comes back in adulthood It's a
- 2:41:02Wonderful notion. I'm sure that resonated with
- 2:41:04many fans who watched the show as children and rediscovered it
- 2:41:07in later life and fell in love all over again.
- 2:41:10The Parkinson said, one of the finest doctor debuts in the
- 2:41:13whole of the show and a great story to boot, certainly gets
- 2:41:16the Seas off to a cracking start.
- 2:41:17It's scary and fun too which is Doctor, Who it's his best.
- 2:41:20The food seemed with young. Amelia is brilliant.
- 2:41:23Keeper's. Michael store the season.
- 2:41:26Hits the ground running with Matt nailing.
- 2:41:28The doctor almost straight away. It's great little story with
- 2:41:31great Direction, performers and superb.
- 2:41:33Mix of humor horror and Adventure.
- 2:41:35I only real criticism is the CGI for prisoners hero, which even
- 2:41:39then Rory is immediately likeable and Karen Gillan is
- 2:41:44supported. So what was that?
- 2:41:47Karen Gillen is superb. Thank you James hadwin.
- 2:41:51Bennett says, Amy has a backstory less realistic than
- 2:41:54Mel being a computer programmer, cheap green screen for prisoners
- 2:41:58there and the start of the Ark is done with a bluntness of an
- 2:42:02articulated Lorry hitting you a top speed Bennett.
- 2:42:06Gmail and be potentially the perfect opening episode of any
- 2:42:09season is got basic site, but it never lets up.
- 2:42:12But Olivia, Colman is criminally underused or Chris's as quite a
- 2:42:17good start. The story is thin the resolution
- 2:42:20with the doctor standing and shouting at the space ship is a
- 2:42:22Trope. The world get very boring, very
- 2:42:24quickly. Jordan the fact that we first
- 2:42:27meet eleven for the hours of a child as a stroke of Genius.
- 2:42:29And the story itself is Matt. The opportunity to show his
- 2:42:32credentials. Immediately David glass be
- 2:42:35pressed as a brilliant open story for the doctor and the era
- 2:42:37feeling both familiar and different the same time.
- 2:42:40One of modern who's most enjoyable hours crash, Tommy,
- 2:42:43bold and exciting one of the best First episodes for a doctor
- 2:42:46well paced and funny, it's a fantastic start.
- 2:42:49And finally Jolie well said my first Doctor Who series at the
- 2:42:53tender age of 43 and instant fund from the first episode and
- 2:42:56my lifelong fund by the finale. Nothing like your first time.
- 2:43:02Right, I'm going to go to the 11th Hour.
- 2:43:06I don't like it. Oh you're lying.
- 2:43:11I'm not lying. I'm not putting it through.
- 2:43:13Oh mainly it's mainly for one reason but I one you start on
- 2:43:18one reason. It just keeps going.
- 2:43:21It's a lot on the surface, the conceit of having the doctor
- 2:43:24visit, Amy as a child, then coming back for her as an adult,
- 2:43:27not once, but twice because obviously he doesn't come back
- 2:43:30to the right time. So there's a two-year Gap off.
- 2:43:32The 12 year Gap. All of that, I think he's a
- 2:43:34lovely idea and immediately establishes a relationship
- 2:43:38between the two of them. And I think Caitlin Blackwood is
- 2:43:42absolutely Charming as a young Amy, and the food scenes between
- 2:43:45them are delightful. That playful.
- 2:43:47And I think what they really do is serve to kind of crater a
- 2:43:51clear stylistic difference between this era and the last
- 2:43:55year But this is my big box with this episode.
- 2:44:01We just seemed to be happy to skip over the fact that Amy is
- 2:44:05clearly deeply wounded. If not traumatized by the events
- 2:44:10of a childhood. And the more you watch it, the
- 2:44:13more you can see that we're supposed to laugh at the fact
- 2:44:16that when she says, oh, I've had four Sykes and I ended up biting
- 2:44:20them all because they didn't believe me.
- 2:44:22That's not funny that is actually not finished treated as
- 2:44:25a joke. She's talking about she's had to
- 2:44:27go to psychiatrist for help for and none of them believed her
- 2:44:31and we treat that as a joke. And this is a season where we're
- 2:44:35going to talk about, mental health later on.
- 2:44:36That's a very odd decision because Amy is damaged and the
- 2:44:42other thing, look at the way the people in leadworth relate to
- 2:44:44kind of have all a little bit scared.
- 2:44:47Like she's the local nuts. Are ha ha, look at their action
- 2:44:50of Mr. Henderson who's calling from the dominators, which is
- 2:44:53probably why Fraser loves this episode so much because there's
- 2:44:56a bit of a dominators throwback in There but that's treated
- 2:44:59again. That's treated does funny
- 2:45:01though. All the kind of locals in
- 2:45:02ledwith are kind of backing off from Amy again.
- 2:45:05That's not funny. Why we treating this is funny.
- 2:45:08It's also parent in the fat in the job that she's taking.
- 2:45:12She's become a kisser Graham. And that's kind of coded here
- 2:45:14because there's no other sports in information.
- 2:45:16So she's kind of desperately trying to get some attention to
- 2:45:19herself because she's been shunned by her peers everyone in
- 2:45:22the village. So she feels awkward, she wants
- 2:45:24a bit of attention. She damaged.
- 2:45:27It's also hammered home by the fact that a home that she lives
- 2:45:30in. She's still living in the same
- 2:45:31house. Let's be honest.
- 2:45:32It looks like a fucking dumped by now.
- 2:45:34She psychologically. She's trapped in the past, she's
- 2:45:37not coping, she is emotionally and psychologically damaged and
- 2:45:42we're treating it as a joke, and the doctor just whisk her away.
- 2:45:44And we accept that is fine. I just think that is such a
- 2:45:48wrong, Mr. We've talked about wrong, Mr. Steps in this series
- 2:45:51and I know Joe, you've got more than a few but that for me just
- 2:45:55really sit there but I don't mind the fact that she's got
- 2:46:00something or refreshed that it's an interesting narrative form
- 2:46:05that she's got some psychological issues because we
- 2:46:07do see them come up. Again, Joe, you've constantly
- 2:46:09gone on throughout this episode that she's a bitch.
- 2:46:11She's a cow, she's off with Amy. She's trying to shove the
- 2:46:14doctor. She is all over the place and
- 2:46:19that stems from the fact that she is psychologically damaged
- 2:46:21from what happened to in childhood.
- 2:46:23And that rally is just like, as well.
- 2:46:30You know, I didn't like to say, parallels, are there I think
- 2:46:36that's actually a very interesting Arc.
- 2:46:39It does explain all those inconsistencies in a character
- 2:46:42and I wanted to wait to get this moment to kind of put that
- 2:46:45theory forward. So I think that is really
- 2:46:47interesting and it's adults, and it's a bold audacious move, but
- 2:46:52the fact that we constantly treat it as a joke in this
- 2:46:56episode, that's what I think is reprehensible.
- 2:46:58And so that's why I don't like this episode for doing that.
- 2:47:01But I admire the fact that they're treating and exploring
- 2:47:05that further on as we go through the series.
- 2:47:09So, that's my main reason for not putting this throw but then
- 2:47:12I need two other reasons as well.
- 2:47:14So my second reason is to be the story itself is very, very,
- 2:47:17very, very slight. I know everyone's gonna shout
- 2:47:19and say, we're concentrating on introducing a new doctor.
- 2:47:22We're introducing a new companion, so I absolutely get
- 2:47:25that. But there's inconsistencies
- 2:47:27prisoner 0 ESC, crack, but the crack, as we see later on in the
- 2:47:31season, is not a conquer. It, it's not a place to travel
- 2:47:35from one place to another. It's something it's a Time
- 2:47:38Fisher. People get dragged into it, then
- 2:47:40people's memories get by it. It's not a transmit.
- 2:47:44So why is it treated here as a transplant?
- 2:47:46Prisoner Zero. Waits, for 12 years in Amy's
- 2:47:49room. Why what he planning?
- 2:47:51What's he aim to do? That's absolutely no description
- 2:47:54or motivation of what he's trying to do.
- 2:47:55As he been rightly imprisoned wrongly imprisoned, we don't
- 2:47:59know, then they attracts. See.
- 2:48:01Turn up the doctor shows, some ways zero is and they take him
- 2:48:04away. Having had a Stern warning from
- 2:48:05the doctor not to be some future.
- 2:48:09Like many moffets, unlike many other Moffitt stories where the
- 2:48:12a-story matches the Beast story and there's some you know,
- 2:48:15thematic resonance between them and there's some symmetry
- 2:48:17there's no symmetry here. There's just that story doesn't
- 2:48:20add on to the doctor and Amy story.
- 2:48:22So it doesn't even work as kind of mirroring or a companion
- 2:48:25piece. So ultimately I think the
- 2:48:27stories is quite a thin remake. Actually if Smith and Jones
- 2:48:30where similar, you had a few on the run and it just it doesn't
- 2:48:33feel very rewarding. Then my third reason is there
- 2:48:37are just some very stylistic Joe.
- 2:48:39You said you like them, but I think some really odd stylistic
- 2:48:41choices in in this episode that odd shot that you mentioned
- 2:48:44about the kind of static shot as we focus in on, on Rory, taking
- 2:48:48a photograph that feels very Sherlock.
- 2:48:50He see it here and you assume that's gonna crop up again, and
- 2:48:54never does again southfields a little bit odd.
- 2:48:56All the stuff about the duck pond, which were everyone in
- 2:49:00fandom was thinking that's gonna come back.
- 2:49:01That means something didn't. But the thing, the other thing
- 2:49:04that really gets me is the extra door on Amy's Landing, that's
- 2:49:08supposed to be behind. A perception filter.
- 2:49:09So the shock is it's there, but most the time we the audience
- 2:49:13actually see that, it's there just really odd.
- 2:49:15You shouldn't see it. And then you should just
- 2:49:17suddenly come in to, you know, come into our side.
- 2:49:20But it doesn't it's there for most the episode so I can just
- 2:49:23some odd direct tutorial and stylistic choices there that
- 2:49:26don't work for me. But for the fact that we're
- 2:49:28treating Amy's, mental health issues are so joke, this
- 2:49:31absolutely deserves to go in the bin.
- 2:49:34Sure, you're a fan of the Stephen Mafia era.
- 2:49:36I mean, you bend the 11th Hour? They are the doctor.
- 2:49:40Yeah, Heaven said, yeah. Girl, in the fireplace, go on a
- 2:49:45fireplace. Yes.
- 2:49:46Well, there's a strange pattern emerging.
- 2:49:48Well, it just shows that I'm open-minded.
- 2:49:51Oh really. We'll talk off.
- 2:49:57Gareth. Right.
- 2:50:00So Kind of covered some of these before with the other episodes.
- 2:50:03I'm going to cover them now. I absolutely love the music in
- 2:50:07this episode, the music is absolutely brilliant and I
- 2:50:10always get that lovely photography that we kind of
- 2:50:13mentioned. I don't know what they put on
- 2:50:14the lens to make it look a bit better.
- 2:50:16But boy, does it pop. And obviously, we've got call
- 2:50:19from the dominators. Big dick.
- 2:50:23However, I have one big zero, Shake problem with this episode
- 2:50:31and it's Prisoner Zero. What does he actually do?
- 2:50:37No, no, it's a big like, he actually hides. 12 years.
- 2:50:45Hides doesn't do anything during that time now.
- 2:50:48Yes, you could argue that is how he's got a hand or whatever.
- 2:50:52Tendril, whatever you want to call it, with the comatose
- 2:50:55patients that are in the hospital.
- 2:50:56But there is no evidence of that to suggest that other than he's
- 2:51:01using their bodies because they are comatose at the moment.
- 2:51:04The only time prisoner 0, actually, kills anyone.
- 2:51:07I think there's a line about the fact that the nurses and doctors
- 2:51:10have been killed in the hospital but that's after the doctor has
- 2:51:13got the attraction on his backside.
- 2:51:17I think, you know, Ron made a point about the fact and he's
- 2:51:20absolutely right. We don't know the story of
- 2:51:22Prisoner Zero there. Should that should have been
- 2:51:24spelled out to us, not because of the way he looked.
- 2:51:26But what did he do? Why was he in prison?
- 2:51:29Because as far as I can tell, the only threat to the Earth is
- 2:51:32actually the attraction themselves.
- 2:51:34A specially comfortably, the denim one that the end.
- 2:51:38Because then the ones that willing to blow up the whole of
- 2:51:40Earth to get rid of prisoners hero.
- 2:51:43It's never, it's never referenced again.
- 2:51:45We don't know what it's about. It's just very very at once
- 2:51:50you've got that in your head, it becomes a very difficult watch.
- 2:51:55You almost wonder if prisoner 0 is pleading for the doctor to
- 2:51:58help them and the end. It's very bizarre throws you out
- 2:52:04of the whole episode. Once you've done that road
- 2:52:06because actually the rest of the episode them just becomes pure
- 2:52:09spectacle the fire engine spectacle it's just a shot of a
- 2:52:12fire engine going through the Arty.
- 2:52:14Moving round of the field. It's just exactly that what we
- 2:52:17couldn't have just said what's that?
- 2:52:18What's that chap doing over there?
- 2:52:19Alright. Let's do that it more.
- 2:52:22The invasion of someone's laptop with porn on it.
- 2:52:25Oh, how witty we are again. Same thing.
- 2:52:30Which is what trying to are. We trying to stop the attraction
- 2:52:34and get Prisoner Zero. But why we do that?
- 2:52:39Why we actually, why are we not sat down?
- 2:52:41First and foremost and gone, this this entity because even
- 2:52:45when even when Amy goes into that room, Prisoner of others
- 2:52:49who really went through the door. and he doesn't, he's
- 2:52:52actually Checking out, what's going around.
- 2:52:56Against the position on my part but it just doesn't actually go
- 2:52:58for anything. The doctor's, the one that tells
- 2:53:00us to get out the room and put, are you saying that the?
- 2:53:03Are you saying that the big snake could have disappeared
- 2:53:06into Amy's? Crack is that you're making
- 2:53:08justification of the story points but he came out of it
- 2:53:13didn't buy all the mission absolutely in our 10 out.
- 2:53:17Yeah, it's like, oh quick. so the that is a really big problem
- 2:53:23because once you take Prisoner Zero out of it, What have you
- 2:53:27got left? As a doctor who story.
- 2:53:31Very little. A very tired, Amy story, which
- 2:53:36would have been fine on its own had.
- 2:53:37They just gone down that road but they didn't, this, they felt
- 2:53:41the need then to bolster the rest of it onto the end.
- 2:53:43And that's where it all really falls.
- 2:53:46Apart Amy's crack is absolutely right.
- 2:53:48There is no logic to it and he's Gallifrey on the other side of
- 2:53:51it like we find out in the Time of the Doctor, no.
- 2:53:55Are we recognizing the auton scans that are happening in this
- 2:53:58room with resurrecting the autumns in the big bang?
- 2:54:01No, we don't. We just get a big eyeball going.
- 2:54:04Okay. So if you just wanted to do
- 2:54:09that, just becomes a MacGuffin. And that then colors again the
- 2:54:13rest of the series that you're watching every time, the crack
- 2:54:16appears well it's a great, here's the great.
- 2:54:18It's just like when they said about Bad Wolf throughout the
- 2:54:22series, they're doing all that again because he's not got an
- 2:54:25original bloody idea. Stephen moffatt, I just realize
- 2:54:28what's been done before. I do think the crack is a great
- 2:54:33visual image for the arc. Instead of doing an idea or a
- 2:54:37person's name to have something that can appear in a story that
- 2:54:41bit in flesh and stone where you suddenly pan up on the Cracks
- 2:54:45there. And you realize, this is
- 2:54:47important to the year, I agree with you.
- 2:54:49I don't think it pays off at all, none of it.
- 2:54:52I think, I think it's ill-conceived, but I do think
- 2:54:54that's a good sort of visual marker that the ark is present,
- 2:54:59is a visual. Yeah, but, I mean, why did he
- 2:55:01even need to access serious? if you wanted to make this
- 2:55:04himself, if he wanted to make his own stamp on the series,
- 2:55:09post the era of Russell, Davis, who lets face it marked a lot of
- 2:55:12stuff every year. Then surely he would take it
- 2:55:16down a different route. You'll visually already taking
- 2:55:18it down that route. So why would you not go that
- 2:55:22further step? It just doesn't make sense and
- 2:55:25then it got serious 11 but heart attack so, you know.
- 2:55:29Yeah. Because it was fucking boring.
- 2:55:31That's why. I'm also gonna throw in here for
- 2:55:33all the reasons, Amy's reaction to the doctrine dressing in
- 2:55:37front of a fiance. Oh my God, I forgot about that,
- 2:55:40beat it. Yeah.
- 2:55:43I'm not a particular fan of the doctor in jeans personally.
- 2:55:45So by the end of it, I'm already rallying it.
- 2:55:48And there everyone is my trousers klaxon for this
- 2:55:51episode. For those of you heard my first
- 2:55:52appearance, And I've also realized I've mentioned the
- 2:55:58balamory Tardis and the fact, another thing that really
- 2:56:00irritates me about is I can see the skeleton of the Torchwood
- 2:56:03Hub that it's built on every time I see that Bloody Tardis.
- 2:56:06So every time they go to the console, I'm seeing those desks
- 2:56:09that are up there instead. But I realized while we've been
- 2:56:13talking, I've been making a few notes.
- 2:56:16That I think one of my fundamental problems of this
- 2:56:19series. Is the reveal at the end of the
- 2:56:22episode. The wedding dress up.
- 2:56:23Yeah. And that is because this is the
- 2:56:27year I got married. I think all ready East by today.
- 2:56:33Everything else that I've mentioned, I am already on the
- 2:56:36back foot with this series because I love Amy Pond.
- 2:56:40I wondered where that was going to go then that place all of us.
- 2:56:46But so I have no connection to this character whatsoever.
- 2:56:51In terms of narrative, I'm not interested in a Joe's mentioned,
- 2:56:54how she treats Roar, even in this episode is quite
- 2:56:55dismissively for the bits that he's in it.
- 2:56:58And my other problem with it is Arthur darvill.
- 2:57:01Almost outshines, Karen. Jill and Matt Smith and his
- 2:57:04performance in my opinion. Now, that might be the character
- 2:57:06that he's got, that he can played a little bit lighter, but
- 2:57:09if I'm watching him and not them, there's big problems.
- 2:57:12So, I'm afraid it's a no from me.
- 2:57:14All right, Gareth, Ian once said to me that Jason Kane was not
- 2:57:20good enough for Bernie Summerfield, okay?
- 2:57:22His love Bernice Summerfield, he should have married her.
- 2:57:26Well, I'm telling you now, Amy Pond is not good enough or
- 2:57:30William's. No, Roaring ditcher.
- 2:57:32Oh, marry you Oh no. Wait, you'll be just as much
- 2:57:36trouble Maybe. From one slot to another slut.
- 2:57:40Yeah it's not it's not a good not a good exchange.
- 2:57:43Is that love be honestly I love I love that from one slot to
- 2:57:49another as a segue. Oh yeah it works which works
- 2:57:53whichever way you wish. Which one of them have you been
- 2:57:56talking to my God? Maybe unfortunately 11th hour is
- 2:58:02already in the bed. Please please feel free to
- 2:58:04defend her. Please bring some fancy.
- 2:58:07Wow. So I'm gonna I'm on a podcast
- 2:58:09with three notional adults and the single greatest introduction
- 2:58:14story for a new doctor has been put in the bin know me?
- 2:58:17Yeah. No limit.
- 2:58:18Sort of I said it was one of the best episodes ever.
- 2:58:22Yeah, I wasn't count the two votes have gone.
- 2:58:25Again, I've just heard the words twin brother and I can't even
- 2:58:27breathe. And obviously any episode that
- 2:58:31comes after the end of time Parts.
- 2:58:33One and two has got a fairly low bar to quit.
- 2:58:36So, I was always going to enjoy this episode.
- 2:58:38However, watching it for the first time, was the first time
- 2:58:43that watching Doctor, Who in the 21st century To me had the
- 2:58:48potential to be not only as good as the classic era but as good
- 2:58:52as any TV in the world and I'm including things like The
- 2:58:55Sopranos and the wire and The West Wing and Buffy for the
- 2:58:59first time, this was something. So So kind of solid and thought
- 2:59:07through and whole music work. The direction, worked the
- 2:59:12visuals were very consistent. It was just it was just really
- 2:59:17substantially solidly. Brilliant Matt Smith yes from
- 2:59:20the moment. He first crashed lands.
- 2:59:23He's amazing, he's amazing, he's more amazing with young Amelia
- 2:59:27than with Amelia Pond for grown up.
- 2:59:29The the fish custard is lovely. The, my favorite line is is you
- 2:59:35can have to bear with me because I had to write it down.
- 2:59:37You know, and grownups, tell you, everything's gonna be fine.
- 2:59:41But, you know, they're lying. Yes.
- 2:59:44Everything's gonna be fine. I just think in it for a Doctor
- 2:59:51Who's characterized by so many beautiful lines of dialogue is
- 2:59:54by far and away, one of the best and that moment at the end where
- 2:59:58he steps through the phases of the previous incarnations and
- 3:00:02bang, he absolutely is the doctor.
- 3:00:05He don't care about David and you don't care about the
- 3:00:08previous ones. It's all about Matt Smith, and
- 3:00:10this is the perfect introduction.
- 3:00:12And obviously it's got to go through and the fact that it
- 3:00:16hasn't makes me question. Everything.
- 3:00:22Even I'm surprised that one hasn't come for its beaten by
- 3:00:26vampires at Venice. What can I say?
- 3:00:28What the hell? I mean these people that pointer
- 3:00:31this podcast is say one load of shit.
- 3:00:33It is we keep I mean they do have a point don't I?
- 3:00:36I'm presuming we were once we were wanting some kind of giant
- 3:00:40cracked. Almost a circus, all up.
- 3:00:42And then it raise everything that we've said, oh, which leads
- 3:00:47us neatly onto the fact that we have two very Ark heavy stories
- 3:00:51left as our final two headers, we got time of angels and we've
- 3:00:56got Pandora opens. I am, it's your turn.
- 3:00:59Pick your one of the two, big two parties and God pandemic.
- 3:01:06It's like trying to choose between you two.
- 3:01:09Favorite M&M's in a big wonderful glorious packet of
- 3:01:13Eminem's. I will choose Time of angels
- 3:01:18flesh and stone. Because for the longest time
- 3:01:20without questioning it, I've always said this is my favorite
- 3:01:24doctor. Whose story ever Matt Smith's
- 3:01:26first day in the job? Now normally he spends your
- 3:01:28first day on the job, talking to the guy from it to try and get
- 3:01:31your email set up and you have lunch with a few people and you
- 3:01:35say hello but you don't really do anything.
- 3:01:36Matt Smith's, first days in the job, he's amazing.
- 3:01:39He owns the role. He knocks it out of the park.
- 3:01:42You've got a brilliant story that brings back River Song.
- 3:01:45Now obviously I know she's, if I love River song, I'm always home
- 3:01:51to her MILF like brilliant and she's on fire here in this story
- 3:01:55Amy's. Fine.
- 3:01:58You know, then you've got the you've got the return of the
- 3:02:01weeping angels and and this time some of them have got not enough
- 3:02:06heads or something but they're trapped in this Maze and they're
- 3:02:09being followed but and there's so much drama and it builds up
- 3:02:12to such an amazing Cliffhanger at the end of par 1.
- 3:02:15Oh my God, it's Fantastic. I'll tell you the, the final
- 3:02:19little bit of magic that pushes this over the top for me.
- 3:02:22It's got Ian Glenn in it now. I can't abide in Glen every time
- 3:02:27he turns up in Game of Thrones with this.
- 3:02:29Oh Khaleesi. Oh, it's stolen my pencil.
- 3:02:32I'm so bored. He's he's dullness writ large.
- 3:02:36He is a lack of Charisma walking around with bad air, but in
- 3:02:40this, he's really good and I, you know, it must be some kind
- 3:02:45of Weird, Al chemical reaction, perhaps, I don't know, some kind
- 3:02:49of brilliant, scripting to elevate him to the to where he
- 3:02:53gets to. It's so good.
- 3:02:55And part two is just so much better than part one.
- 3:02:58It's just amazing from Soup To Nuts.
- 3:03:00Please, please, please. Can we put this through?
- 3:03:05I'm, I've got I'm lost for words.
- 3:03:08I'm a bit struck that. This podcast, this very podcast
- 3:03:11has used the expression MILF like Brilliance, that is not an
- 3:03:16expression I ever expected to hear on this podcast.
- 3:03:18So you know, I take my hat off to you, should we go to the
- 3:03:23comments? Dave Rennie says part one is
- 3:03:25magnificent, but part, two finishes on a bum, note with Amy
- 3:03:29getting horny. But a terrific story and Matt
- 3:03:32Aces. First filmed episodes.
- 3:03:34Oh and River Song is great. Jason Thompson one for the bin,
- 3:03:38bringing in the Angels back and messing around with him was a
- 3:03:41bad idea. River Song is annoying
- 3:03:43throughout everything is on by Tommy.
- 3:03:45Why me start is a script that thinks it's cleverer than it is
- 3:03:48and even Moffitt agrees. He went too far with that final
- 3:03:51scene or Amy crying us at the doctor.
- 3:03:56Pulse. Moses, a vastly superior story
- 3:03:58to Blink. This is creepy and exciting, the
- 3:04:00doctor and River playoff each other so, well, great
- 3:04:03Cliffhanger for. Once the second part of the
- 3:04:05story is equally as good as the first.
- 3:04:08Wrestler, not too bad and I like the return of river.
- 3:04:10However, the one thing you should never put in a trapeze,
- 3:04:13me Cliffhanger, just winds me up.
- 3:04:15Also, the Angels were so well set up in blink, so the sudden
- 3:04:18changes to what they can do, are annoying.
- 3:04:20Jim Allen says Doctor, Who does action movies whilst nothing?
- 3:04:23Can top the impact, the blinq card, the Weeping, Angels proved
- 3:04:26to be a great returning. Villain a great piece of TV,
- 3:04:29Andy Parkinson, it's always dangerous right?
- 3:04:32In sequel to stories of iconic monsters and the angels
- 3:04:34definitely suffer the law of diminishing returns from here.
- 3:04:38Not terrible, just me. I'm your own Lisa.
- 3:04:42Terrific, two parts are very much, the aliens to muffet's
- 3:04:44Blink, swapping out, caves and forests to brilliant effect, and
- 3:04:47with a banger of a cliffhanger. The tension never relents Gillen
- 3:04:51and Smith feel like they've been doing it for years.
- 3:04:53On the writing just sings. Michael storm.
- 3:04:56Feels like a classic Hotel told in a modern way, the dialogue
- 3:04:59sizzles and the development of the Angels is excellent.
- 3:05:02Except when we see the move, boo Smith gets his first note dose
- 3:05:06of really meaty material. I mean it's Splendid and use it
- 3:05:11again tools. Well River feels wrong with her
- 3:05:13love and but is okay here. However, the ending in Amy's
- 3:05:16bedroom is a big No-No. So must have made a lot of
- 3:05:19parents. Very uncomfortable, Fraser
- 3:05:22Gregory probably the weakest this season of the dance.
- 3:05:25Oh, this isn't down though. Most people are there, this was
- 3:05:28living up to his name then. Yeah.
- 3:05:30Which shows what a strong year. This is, it's got some amazing
- 3:05:33touches. The Angels use.
- 3:05:34Oh look at that doggie. That Ian stroking.
- 3:05:37Sorry, I was beautiful. Hello tizzy.
- 3:05:44The angels using Bob's corpse to talk Ian's.
- 3:05:47Yes, I mean subliminal countdown but it's the start of moffett's
- 3:05:54tendency to overuse and reinvent that will come tomorrow.
- 3:05:57What follows? And the lesson about the final
- 3:06:00scene of the better, Chuck choices.
- 3:06:03Surprisingly, this went down for me on re-watch.
- 3:06:05It's a bit too Ark heavy stand on its own two feet, and I don't
- 3:06:08like the constant video game, cutscenes explaining the rules.
- 3:06:11I don't delete the final scene from my memory.
- 3:06:14Not only is it such a giant mistake, but it rushes the
- 3:06:17climax of the actual story. And finally, Joe.
- 3:06:20Well, in one of the very best stories ever spent four
- 3:06:23exciting, with great set pieces, thanks to the universe.
- 3:06:26Rebooting the scene at the end, never ever happened.
- 3:06:29Oh, changed my mind about the Big Bang.
- 3:06:31I'm really quite nervous now about coming to us but Let's do
- 3:06:38it. Gareth Okay.
- 3:06:40So I'm just gonna be up front with this or a three fundamental
- 3:06:45things. I don't like about it, but then
- 3:06:47I have a list as long as my arm. But I will just go through
- 3:06:50River. I can't stand that.
- 3:06:52I never have. I remember watching this episode
- 3:06:54when Amy and her was stood on the beach.
- 3:06:56I turned around to my wife went back, that's gonna be Amy's
- 3:06:58daughter. So I've had that hanging over me
- 3:07:01from this episode and I was hoping I was wrong.
- 3:07:04I wasn't The Angels themselves. I'm not a big fan of the Angels
- 3:07:08can't stand them. And by this point you've
- 3:07:10completely undermining the don't blink thing because now anything
- 3:07:15that can capture the image of an angel can become an angel.
- 3:07:18Well, we're all look, everyone's looking at them every time they
- 3:07:20don't bloody blink, so surely they can become Angels.
- 3:07:22So actually don't blinking doesn't make a blind bitter
- 3:07:25sense and we're all going to be Angels now because we're looking
- 3:07:27at them when they're there. And Stop pulling the threads.
- 3:07:30You're just gonna end up in a temporal Paradox but this is the
- 3:07:33problem with the angels, the central conceit of them isn't
- 3:07:36very interesting. They don't do anything
- 3:07:37interesting with the angels until Village of the Angels.
- 3:07:39When there is some backstory behind them, even if it is the
- 3:07:43division, which me if I'm wrong, is that happened in the
- 3:07:47Chipmunks here. I think it's not stories where
- 3:07:53the image of an Angel becomes an angel, a very thing you're
- 3:07:55criticizing this for you Hypocrites, know, it gets thrown
- 3:07:59into a flame and become a huge. Oh, the England is indeed how to
- 3:08:07make Smith. A Matt Smith has just bloody
- 3:08:10irritating in this episode because it's never consistent
- 3:08:12between takes, it's worse than Sylvester McCoy's in Survivor.
- 3:08:15I did notice that. Yeah, really, really considering
- 3:08:18valued throughout this series, his hair is abominable.
- 3:08:22I mean, thankfully, they get it sorted by the time we get to, is
- 3:08:25it the death of the doctor on the game?
- 3:08:27On the Sarah, Jane Adventures, the cuts, start slapping it all
- 3:08:29back in the form, It ultimately becomes, but here it is all over
- 3:08:33the place, he's got these little girls around the back, you can
- 3:08:36see which bits he's been shot from which really off-putting.
- 3:08:38And then we got the clerics soldiers themselves.
- 3:08:41We've got soldiers, great. We're going for an alien's.
- 3:08:43Look, how do we just shoot all the angels?
- 3:08:46And he can just shoot them to Pieces.
- 3:08:49Well, why would we bothering with the maze?
- 3:08:51The first episode itself is 20 minutes of just putting everyone
- 3:08:54together and then another 30 minutes of going round to maze.
- 3:08:58That's the first episode in a nutshell.
- 3:09:00When we could have just shot them all to pieces.
- 3:09:02We know that vicious, we understand that it's not like
- 3:09:05we're gonna negotiate them or find out like what prisoners
- 3:09:07hero was all about. We could just shoot them
- 3:09:09straight to it. We don't Then on top of that,
- 3:09:12we've got the Cliffhanger itself, which we never actually
- 3:09:15see the resolution of by the time of the second episode.
- 3:09:17It's just a cut shot and there are somewhere else.
- 3:09:20We never see them all go up. So that's another cheat they've
- 3:09:23probably giving to us. We've got that, the doctor
- 3:09:26finally says time can be Rewritten, why?
- 3:09:30He's never said this before. Any other pointed time, can't be
- 3:09:33Rewritten. Why can it suddenly be
- 3:09:34Rewritten? Now you've got the fact that in
- 3:09:36Amy's case, they tell her, don't open your eyes, not for one
- 3:09:39second. Yeah, she opens her bloody eyes
- 3:09:41for 29 seconds. If you actually count it, when
- 3:09:43you didn't count bless you, we have the fact that both episodes
- 3:09:47run to 41 and 42 minutes, they don't even make the 45 marker
- 3:09:52even with the recap at the beginning.
- 3:09:53And then we've got the bedroom scene with Amy. which, Is
- 3:09:58deplorable. Should not be in there at all.
- 3:10:03And so, for me, in case you've not gathered, by the point of
- 3:10:07fear left, he didn't want to hear it going in with my eyes
- 3:10:12wide open and I'm gonna bin it. No.
- 3:10:16Should we come to you next time in the angels?
- 3:10:21And I'm sorry. Sorry, please die on the call.
- 3:10:24I call this for, and there's a lot about this that I like.
- 3:10:31I do think it is incredibly. Well, executed this And, and I
- 3:10:38think the set pieces are really exciting and the imagery is
- 3:10:43great. And there are genuine.
- 3:10:45Genuine scares in this, like the bit where they're all firing the
- 3:10:49guns, and then the angels are all lit up by the Flames.
- 3:10:53Coming out, the guys is just just brilliantly, done, just
- 3:10:57leave it there. So it's in its art.
- 3:11:00There are three reasons why I want to put this through.
- 3:11:02Number one is, I don't think the Angels work anymore.
- 3:11:06Jason Thompson is right. In the first story, they were
- 3:11:08basically just Hunters. Weren't they, they were like
- 3:11:11hunting animals and now, they're hunting animals with
- 3:11:15intelligence. That can take over people's like
- 3:11:20take people's voices and use them.
- 3:11:22So suddenly now they're not animals, they're a culture.
- 3:11:26So suddenly I'm starting to think well, how did this Quantum
- 3:11:29locked, statue culture come to be?
- 3:11:33Yeah, I can understand a freak, you know, work of the time.
- 3:11:38Continuing that's bat out these alien monster something from the
- 3:11:41time War, the go around hunting people.
- 3:11:44But now now they are presented as a race of people like just
- 3:11:49don't buy the angels as a race of people.
- 3:11:51I mean. Fuck what a race of people
- 3:11:54evolved. So that every time someone looks
- 3:11:57up they freeze to Stone. I mean, it's just absurd.
- 3:12:00Yes. So I don't think the Angels
- 3:12:03really work away from blink and I will include Village of the
- 3:12:07Angels, you know, I do like it a lot.
- 3:12:10My second thing is River song. Oh my God how am I supposed to
- 3:12:14have seen? No chemistry whatsoever.
- 3:12:16I'm sorry when Alex, Kingston, Peter, I told you got together
- 3:12:20in the wedding. No, husbands.
- 3:12:23The thing of River Song. There's so many of them by then
- 3:12:26Sizzle, didn't they unscreen? Whereas this pair, which, she's
- 3:12:30on top of him. That's this.
- 3:12:31It's just like my mom climbing on an infant.
- 3:12:34It's just looked really disturbing and they kissed later
- 3:12:37in the face of like, Mom, get off him, you know, he's not old
- 3:12:42enough. Yeah, no, sorry.
- 3:12:44I like the idea of overly sexualized orbital woman.
- 3:12:47I think that is a great idea. This is Troy from Star Trek,
- 3:12:50hello. Um, that's a bit shit, so, but I
- 3:12:55just find Alex Kingston. So knowing she saw a winking
- 3:12:59out, the screen with every light you get sexual reference there.
- 3:13:04It's really really annoying. So I don't like River song, I've
- 3:13:08actually plays this era and and and this but of course, the
- 3:13:13reason I'm not putting this through because it was just
- 3:13:16those reasons I make because I could easily find strong reasons
- 3:13:19is that last reprehensible saying, And I really did try to
- 3:13:25think this time. Why does this bother me so much?
- 3:13:27Yeah. Because I I asked friends.
- 3:13:30I asked Dylan and Luke. I said I hate this scene and I
- 3:13:33try to probe it. Yeah and look like I came back
- 3:13:36and went are it's just a funny scene at the end of the episode
- 3:13:39after I said. Yeah.
- 3:13:40But you're seeing this from the point of view of somebody that
- 3:13:43fancies Amy poem and would want her climbing all over you.
- 3:13:46Yeah. Maybe that's very amusing for
- 3:13:49you. I remember this.
- 3:13:51I have been in this situation myself where I was at a party
- 3:13:56and we were all drunk and we ended up in a bit room and I
- 3:14:01won't say a name but came on to me.
- 3:14:04In quite an extreme way like this lots of hands, slapping and
- 3:14:07kissing and all of this and it was forceful and it was
- 3:14:11unpleasant. and it doesn't fucking belong in Doctor, Who In
- 3:14:17any way, shape, or form. This is to say, this is like an
- 3:14:20attempted rape. Is a strong word.
- 3:14:22Yeah. But we call it that when vasel
- 3:14:25chases, Barbara around in the keys of mariners.
- 3:14:28So this is an attempted rape of the doctor.
- 3:14:31He is not consensual In This Moment, he is pushing her away,
- 3:14:35and she is still forcing herself upon him on the day before she's
- 3:14:39supposed to get married. And I am supposed to enjoy being
- 3:14:43with this character. It is Despicable this scene so
- 3:14:47much, so that even Stephen Murphy said, this was on the
- 3:14:51stake. I never should have put this in.
- 3:14:53Well, where is the scripture? That where is the person that
- 3:14:56says? Do you know what?
- 3:14:57This is a step too far. We shouldn't be showing kids and
- 3:15:00attempted rape. At the end of a Doctor, Who's
- 3:15:02story? I hate that saying, been the
- 3:15:05episode You make a good case, Mr. Ford um, thank you.
- 3:15:11I, I'm gonna put this through all, this is not going through
- 3:15:15anyway because he's got two votes.
- 3:15:17Again, we'll come back to the last scene cause like Ian, I'm
- 3:15:20going to kind of try to touch fully forget about him for the
- 3:15:25majority. It's there you can't know and I
- 3:15:28will come back to her. The first reason I do like this
- 3:15:32two-parter is that it's starting to break away.
- 3:15:36Moffitt is starting to flex his muscles.
- 3:15:38A little bit up to. Now he's pretty much followed,
- 3:15:41the RTD template has made. We've picked up a new Young
- 3:15:45Earth companion, in the first story part episode, two, and
- 3:15:49three have been the future, the past, we know in a two-part.
- 3:15:52So exactly following what we've done series 1 to 4, but kind of
- 3:15:56tradition dictates now that we come into a slightly comic
- 3:15:59story, which probably got strong ties to Earth, and possibly
- 3:16:02involves the companions family because that's what we've had
- 3:16:05for the first four years. But that we don't get that here.
- 3:16:09And despite the kind of lightness and Compass of the the
- 3:16:12cold open with River, escaping from the ship and landing on
- 3:16:16Matt Smith, which I do enjoy Justin.
- 3:16:19It's very well. It is and I think Alex Kingston
- 3:16:22is I love her. She always makes me smile, she's
- 3:16:27there, but I opening just absolutely makes me smile, I
- 3:16:35think it's great. But after that does not an awful
- 3:16:38lot of light, the sun show in this is a pretty dark story.
- 3:16:41It's quite like a kind of classic based on the sages and
- 3:16:43except because it's Moffat. It's not, it's a seed of our
- 3:16:47forest in a bottle on a spaceship in amazed as he said.
- 3:16:50So it's you know, it's Plenty of twists tip, and the other
- 3:16:54twists, of course, is that at the beginning is the doctor
- 3:16:57River, Amy in the clerics, who were the hunters, and it's a low
- 3:17:00Angel. Who is the prey?
- 3:17:02And then, obviously, that turns on the head and we realize
- 3:17:04there's a whole gang of regenerating Angels here and
- 3:17:08suddenly Our Heroes become the prey So I really like all of
- 3:17:12that. The other big difference they do
- 3:17:13is we actually start to address the ark early on which can we
- 3:17:16don't usually do we usually just hear about Mr. Snacks.
- 3:17:19No bad wolf or torch, wouldn't it wait to the end but here we
- 3:17:22actually start to get some answers here and we certainly
- 3:17:25start to address it Joe. You've talked about like great
- 3:17:27shot where the camera pans up and we get the reveal of the
- 3:17:30crack in part two on the space. Oh Why did I mention was the
- 3:17:33lazy climax where he just shoves the angels in there?
- 3:17:37Go. Well, that's them.
- 3:17:38Done with even though we don't know what that cracks all about.
- 3:17:40I mean he could be sent in many ways.
- 3:17:43Well, he could be, but he knows it's a time.
- 3:17:45I hope there's a whole world that the angels of obliterated
- 3:17:48on behalf. Well, they've gone to.
- 3:17:50Gallifrey, Gallifrey is on the other side of things we find out
- 3:17:52later on. Oh, maybe that's so much.
- 3:17:54Maybe that's why Russell on so pissed off later on.
- 3:17:57But anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves, but I like the
- 3:18:00fact that, you know, we starting to address things here, we've
- 3:18:03got the cracker and we get lots of teases and the stuff that
- 3:18:06we're not gonna learn until next year, such as whoever killed and
- 3:18:09why she's in prison, or I think it's pretty damn obvious who
- 3:18:11she's killed, but there's also stuff that's not going to pay
- 3:18:14off till till time at the doctor at the end of the maps run, but
- 3:18:17I like the fact we starting to address stuff here, we're
- 3:18:20talking about the fact that he raises memories, which is Gonna
- 3:18:22Come on later on the series to become important when we meet
- 3:18:25raw Ray. So, I think all that works
- 3:18:27really well. And is starting to set out to
- 3:18:29stall. That actually moffatt to is
- 3:18:31going to be a bit more complex and intricate storytelling than
- 3:18:34we had with our tea day. And that's not knocking out
- 3:18:36today. They're just doing different
- 3:18:38things. He's in Chicago, about shoveling
- 3:18:40them all in a hole, that's the resolution.
- 3:18:43Was very clever, a whole story of the art, I think he's much
- 3:18:47more okay. The second reason I like you
- 3:18:51know he's take you to task here. I'm so sorry this intricate Arc
- 3:18:55that you're telling me all about.
- 3:18:56Yeah well we got at the end of the end of the season, who the
- 3:19:01hell was that voice? I don't think we have to find
- 3:19:03out the cracks in the universe that exists but don't, I'm not
- 3:19:06dressed them in the back. Big Bang, whether the Tardis
- 3:19:11over exploded or not. Yes, it does.
- 3:19:12Oh okay, if you say so well, it's not very clear, very clear.
- 3:19:16That's the whole resolution. How are that rolls on?
- 3:19:19That has to be explained in a 10-minute, Exposition scene in
- 3:19:22time with the doctor away from the main story just because the
- 3:19:26other explained it Figures. He's got along that you mean?
- 3:19:31That's incredible. I actually enjoyed them very
- 3:19:33much. I'm with you.
- 3:19:35I thank you. Some of us are some of you guys
- 3:19:38are easily pleased. No, if we really pleased with
- 3:19:42like the Chris triple era. Yeah, you don't know.
- 3:19:49Exactly. Don't don't know.
- 3:19:51Anyway, the second reason I like this.
- 3:19:52I like the river and Amy relationship and this oh,
- 3:19:58Stomach, you. Who was that was supposed to be
- 3:20:03Amy? Almost album wasn't sexualized.
- 3:20:06Again, did did they know at this stage that rifle was gonna turn
- 3:20:10out to be aim his daughter? I don't know whether they did,
- 3:20:12they know at the state. Again, one person was taking one
- 3:20:15person know that told her Well, I would believe that she did
- 3:20:19because I think she plays it as though, she could be.
- 3:20:22I mean, Gareth said you guess I don't know how on Earth you
- 3:20:25guessed. He must be sidekick but I just
- 3:20:27wait for the late years of possible.
- 3:20:29Oh, that really was that really was it.
- 3:20:32I was being facetious at the time and that's what that's
- 3:20:35another reason. Why was so disappointing to be,
- 3:20:37right? You went for the most sarcastic
- 3:20:40reason you could go up with. Oh, of course that was sarcastic
- 3:20:45was the old saying, on the other hand it could be leading
- 3:20:48perfectly into my argument. That is such a well-played well
- 3:20:51written relationship that it was apparent because I think Alex
- 3:20:55Kingston plays it was care and compassion towards Amy.
- 3:20:59That doesn't jar when you watch. But actually, when you watch it
- 3:21:02on rewatch I know their relationship in awesome makes
- 3:21:04complete sense so maybe that's why you guessed it because it
- 3:21:07was super bright and superb acting.
- 3:21:09I was something to do with it. I'm not so sure about the
- 3:21:13writing. Okay, but there's good acting.
- 3:21:15We'll we'll agree with that bit and ignore Joe.
- 3:21:17I also like the way that Amy responds to River, there's no
- 3:21:21kind of jealousy that we had with rows or even you know with
- 3:21:26With Martha. We don't get any of that here.
- 3:21:29Amy does not show any jealousy towards River being alive, she
- 3:21:33guesses. The she's the doctor's wife.
- 3:21:35She shows, she makes a joke, coffee.
- 3:21:36She's not showing any jealousy whatsoever at that point, you
- 3:21:40shaking at Joe, but it's not on screen.
- 3:21:42Literally Doctor. Sonic shoes is a hint of her
- 3:21:46jealousy. It's not just that however,
- 3:22:02Makes it even worse that we do get to that and seeing because I
- 3:22:06think that end scene comes out of nowhere and you had it was
- 3:22:09very black, this episode of this story, very dark, you know,
- 3:22:12you've got that comedy racing again, so that I absolutely, I
- 3:22:16think I've made it clear already.
- 3:22:17I absolutely loathe with the passion that final and seen.
- 3:22:22I think it has no place. I am hoping that the crack does
- 3:22:25open and sucks up into the story into it because it's just, it is
- 3:22:30just horrible, but there's nothing in the writing
- 3:22:31beforehand that suggests that Amy Says, to the doctor when
- 3:22:34she's coming on to him. Oh, I knew as soon as I was in
- 3:22:37danger, which is when she's in the forest but she exhibits, no
- 3:22:41sign of that. It's not, then the writing it's
- 3:22:43not there in the dialogue. He actually scared even in the
- 3:22:46final scene on the beach, there is absolutely no insinuation of
- 3:22:50where that that scene is going to come along.
- 3:22:52They don't play it like that. They don't write it like that,
- 3:22:54they're just playing it like a normal doctor, companion role.
- 3:22:57So then that scene comes along. And it's it's so jars and it's
- 3:23:02so horrible is, and I said I was going to do this.
- 3:23:05It's one of three moments that assassinate Amy Pond as a
- 3:23:10character that. Yeah.
- 3:23:12Because it just throws the whole season like the relationships
- 3:23:16into chaos. Yeah.
- 3:23:17When they kill her baby in a good man, goes to war which is
- 3:23:20just obscene. And then the fact that she just
- 3:23:24accepts that the baby's gone and it goes into Night Like This is
- 3:23:29just not a believable character on any level.
- 3:23:31The Karen Dillon can do all the work that she wants the right
- 3:23:35and just isn't there. I I'm never ever, ever going to
- 3:23:40try to defend that scene because I think it's horrible.
- 3:23:42I think the rest of the story around it is great.
- 3:23:44That seems awful. And the last season, I want to
- 3:23:48put this through because Joe, you said it actually, there's
- 3:23:50loads of proper chills in here, you know, when the angel appears
- 3:23:55in Amy's eye and she's rubbing and sand comes out.
- 3:23:57So they're Angel Bob's voice coming through on the radio the
- 3:24:01angel suddenly appearance behind father Octavian and breaking his
- 3:24:03neck. Amy doing suddenly doing that
- 3:24:06weird counting down, which is really quite creepy.
- 3:24:08Her closed. I walked through the forest.
- 3:24:11I think all of that is really chilling and I love, I do love
- 3:24:15this story and I would have got the story through but I
- 3:24:18completely accept that the last scene should never exist.
- 3:24:24He going through or not, I'm not sure it's not going through.
- 3:24:26No, you and Gareth through know, you put it.
- 3:24:29I would have put it. I would have put it through.
- 3:24:30Yeah I would I would have put it through and just tucked for
- 3:24:35ignored the horrible scene at the end.
- 3:24:37So in the words of the dream, Lord I am defeated.
- 3:24:40Oh no. Wait, how we're on the Pandora
- 3:24:47opens on the Big Bang and it's Gareth He write long dramatic
- 3:24:55pause. so, I really like the music in this episode.
- 3:25:01But usually means he hates the story.
- 3:25:04The River of Tears is an absolutely glorious minutes
- 3:25:08worth of music. And I think it's very, very
- 3:25:11moving. however, I do not like this episode.
- 3:25:18At all. It is if we take the second
- 3:25:22episode first because that's the most egregious of the two.
- 3:25:26It is what I would call an entire episode dedicated to the
- 3:25:30sofa of reasonable comfort. It is the entire gag.
- 3:25:35So one of my big things at the moment and it has been for a
- 3:25:37while was Steven Moffat is he wrote the kiss the Fatal death
- 3:25:40which is all very well and good and here how many years in a
- 3:25:43sodding sewer love it. But he plays that again and
- 3:25:47again and again and again, and again, and again and again and
- 3:25:53again, oh only put that in there because he put it in originally.
- 3:25:56So we didn't know. He said he's there again and
- 3:25:58again and this episode is predominantly around that when
- 3:26:01you get through that second episode and you take out all
- 3:26:04those time, travel elements that are in there.
- 3:26:06What's actually left very, very little of that last episode It's
- 3:26:13trying to be clever for the sake of it almost like filler.
- 3:26:16If I had to be brutally honest. Because what you've done is you
- 3:26:20put all your eggs into one basket, in the first episode.
- 3:26:24You've built up. What?
- 3:26:25Is quite a unique story in that a lot of the villains get
- 3:26:30together and decide, they're going to put the doctor in a
- 3:26:33prison. Sounds quite good on the face of
- 3:26:36it toy sales through the roof by the by the idea, wonderful.
- 3:26:40But a Cyberman Daleks, on Tyron, whatever the hoax.
- 3:26:49And and I would also like to then point out the great
- 3:26:53appearance for all these great ships in the sky, with the drive
- 3:26:55in the hills and the attraction. That's right.
- 3:26:58You heard it. The attract sea.
- 3:26:59We means that they are actually villains.
- 3:27:01So maybe prisoner 0 was on the big bad guy, like money people
- 3:27:06thought in the first one just pointing that out.
- 3:27:08Yeah, I was female race perfect and this season but the first
- 3:27:18episode sets itself up quite nicely.
- 3:27:21In terms of putting a lot of plot ideas out there about the
- 3:27:24fact that there's going to be a box, he's going to be put into
- 3:27:26it and it's lost in that second episode hand on heart.
- 3:27:31I hope we were going to reboot everything.
- 3:27:35By the end of this episode that, the Big Bang 2 would be.
- 3:27:37The complete, reset me. That all continuity from
- 3:27:40beforehand. We wouldn't have to worry about
- 3:27:43now. I know that's quite bold.
- 3:27:45I like myself to continue a tea. I like it, but I would have
- 3:27:48enjoyed it at that point, because we've hit the reset
- 3:27:51button and we've done everything and no, no, no.
- 3:27:54We haven't just everything still happens.
- 3:27:56We still get the whole river song Story happening there
- 3:27:58after. That's not been a bitter rated.
- 3:28:01And it just it feels a wasted effort. to set up something this
- 3:28:06big but it to them be completely undermined by toward recurs in
- 3:28:12the second episode. I mean, parents back though.
- 3:28:16There is one difference. Mmm, she does get a parents
- 3:28:19back. There is one difference in the
- 3:28:21new universe. Yeah, and he actually rewrite
- 3:28:26her life. So there is that there is a
- 3:28:28positive spin on that. Oh, so I mean this whole series
- 3:28:30didn't happen. So in the podcast didn't happen,
- 3:28:33what the hell have we been doing for the last few hours there the
- 3:28:37whole time? Now yeah, that means everything
- 3:28:41that led up to the Empower never happened.
- 3:28:43Don't do it yourself. Cross-eyed Yeah, pretty much.
- 3:28:46Oh I'll suddenly love it. Deleted the season.
- 3:28:52So just feels very Hollow. Overall the sense of Jeopardy
- 3:28:56couldn't get much bigger, if you try to and then we just hit the
- 3:28:58big reset button by the end of it.
- 3:29:00Having said that Having said that?
- 3:29:04I do quite like the doctor sitting down and telling his
- 3:29:08story. And at the end, we're in the
- 3:29:11end, we're all stories and that little teaser and how that comes
- 3:29:14out. I like that bit.
- 3:29:17But I'm afraid it's buried in amongst everything else.
- 3:29:20That's just a slog to get through.
- 3:29:24I had to do the big banging, two sittings for this.
- 3:29:27Because I got so fed up after the first 25 minutes.
- 3:29:32I found it brutal to get through.
- 3:29:34Because I'm just from watching silly little scenes, going back
- 3:29:37and forth with the doctor leaving messages for himself.
- 3:29:39And oh, now we're opening that bag of mashing.
- 3:29:44Why do we even bother getting invested in Doctor Who in the
- 3:29:46first Bloomin place? Because it said you were
- 3:29:49thirsty. Oh, I can go back and do
- 3:29:52everything. Yeah, you can just go back and
- 3:29:54story. All right, the time travel is
- 3:29:58the one can see. You don't want to show up on
- 3:30:00Doctor Who because once you're showing that you're showing the
- 3:30:02workings of everything. And everyone and I have had this
- 3:30:05from people who watch the same series I went, oh, why don't you
- 3:30:09just go back inside everything out before even gets there?
- 3:30:11What's the point of the series? They actually lost more people
- 3:30:13that I knew personally. At the end of this series
- 3:30:17because they could not get into it once.
- 3:30:19They'd seen this, I saw people who adored Russell TVs, there
- 3:30:23was one guy used to pay Lottery subscriptions to absolutely
- 3:30:25adored. This every soft and I would see
- 3:30:27and go I'll enjoyed last week's episode Gareth.
- 3:30:30We got to The Moffat area and he was completely excited himself
- 3:30:33went well it's another one. Don't go what's going on and
- 3:30:36can't send particularly enjoying it, and there's nothing much in
- 3:30:39it for me anymore. And that's one who's not a
- 3:30:42doctor, who was just a casual viewer, which Moffat should have
- 3:30:45got him by the droves. By this point, not just pushed
- 3:30:48away the Old Guard. So, for me, it is a complete
- 3:30:52rewriting of history in the it just completely undermines the
- 3:30:56series. It doesn't really have much left
- 3:30:59to it by the end, and I just wish the big crack.
- 3:31:03Would you raise my memory of the entire series?
- 3:31:06I think. You know my muffler, right?
- 3:31:09She found me up at the end of Doomsday and tears, she's found
- 3:31:13me up at the end of The Big Bang.
- 3:31:15She ran. What the fuck was that all
- 3:31:17about? Like, I think a lot of the
- 3:31:19orders will be wondering that about that for it.
- 3:31:23Shall we go to the comments? Yes.
- 3:31:24Mark Donaldson says then logical.
- 3:31:27Next Step from rtd's increasingly extravagant finale
- 3:31:30is every monster ever rather than Stonehenge.
- 3:31:33Rory kills, Amy moth, even sticks, the state of fairy tale
- 3:31:37Landing, but having got away with it, once he risks getting
- 3:31:40more cocky next season. Oh, we'll get there andy
- 3:31:44Parkinson, in the long tradition of finales.
- 3:31:46This is a good first part and a disappointing second, I love the
- 3:31:50scene where the doctor tweaks about Rory, the second, big
- 3:31:53bang. So, but there's enough here to
- 3:31:55entertain. So, keep it bracelet Gregory
- 3:31:58says a perfectly disposable Preamble before pulling the rug
- 3:32:01at the end of part one and destroying in capitals, the
- 3:32:04whole fucking Universe. It's a master class in plotting
- 3:32:08pulling together stitches. So weeks beforehand, tie
- 3:32:11everything up. So super neatly, you'd have to
- 3:32:14be a crazy person to try and, um, okay.
- 3:32:16Best of the new series finale is so glad you gave me this one
- 3:32:21crashed. Tommy the Point moffett's, head
- 3:32:23went up himself, never to return this introduces the
- 3:32:27self-important speeches, tedious, people get other
- 3:32:30doctors to read and the frenetic Pace to disguise the wonky
- 3:32:35plotting and faulty logic of the story been this crap.
- 3:32:39Jason Thompson says, just about my favorite finale, despite lots
- 3:32:42of things, I should loathe. The aliens running away in their
- 3:32:45ships rather than just blasting the doctor into a pile.
- 3:32:47Of Ash is a Trope I hate. But here it's a ruse killing
- 3:32:50Amy. And then blowing up, the
- 3:32:52universe makes it far too obvious.
- 3:32:53There's going to be a reset and yet we got a final episode that
- 3:32:57has Universal Stakes but focuses on a small cast and has an
- 3:33:01actual happy ending. I love it.
- 3:33:03Daniel Knight a bit overblown, you know, a big reset button was
- 3:33:07sorted out and therefore any suspense about the resolution is
- 3:33:09non-existent, it's the Voyager problem, isn't it?
- 3:33:12The Universe? I gotta stay destroyed forever,
- 3:33:15right? We rather needed to tell stories
- 3:33:17in. There are good set pieces though
- 3:33:20and the stone Dart. It looks great now RTD wasn't
- 3:33:23above that as well. No we just wiped out, 10% of the
- 3:33:26population. Not bad.
- 3:33:27I would hear us. Yeah.
- 3:33:28But then we rewrite, it's all big orange.
- 3:33:30Michael says, I freaking love this.
- 3:33:32It's all the right notes and delivers, a great script and
- 3:33:34some epic performance is in my top tier of all who Got Koya, an
- 3:33:39incredibly ambitious closer that aims to link everything.
- 3:33:41We've previously seen, leave some mystery brewing, and have
- 3:33:44some fun. The Epic reveals are enough to
- 3:33:46carry you through and illustrate moths interest in the doctors
- 3:33:50Legend and how these pop culture mythologies can impact us and
- 3:33:54Hollingsworth said best of those Moffitt through everything in
- 3:33:56the pot and see what tastes good.
- 3:33:58Never mind than. Usually plot holes finale, but
- 3:34:00it's entertaining that's great or great one life.
- 3:34:04So motion, David Gillespie Pratt works really well.
- 3:34:07And also doesn't work at all. That's all so good summation.
- 3:34:10The time together of elements across the season is nice and
- 3:34:13the doctor going back along his time.
- 3:34:14I really like, but they should have done more with that but
- 3:34:17it's all so easily resolved. John Cook said, now this is how
- 3:34:22you doing a serious finale, so many strands brilliantly woven
- 3:34:25Together, Matt on imperious form, the emotional, the
- 3:34:28Cliffhanger, the brilliantly Mad, Capra.
- 3:34:30Resolution it all just works, Ally.
- 3:34:33Fantastic from start to finish seeing the doctor captured, by
- 3:34:36all of his old enemies. In such an effective way is So
- 3:34:39exciting, great performance is all around.
- 3:34:42A Triumph and finally, Paul crosses as a great first steps
- 3:34:45of that, had me really excited for the finale ruined by the
- 3:34:48Cliffhanger, being resolved by the doctor coming back from a
- 3:34:51future, where the Cliffhanger had been resolved to put the
- 3:34:53pieces in place to resolve. The Cliffhanger.
- 3:34:56That is when my Goodwill died. Oh I am.
- 3:35:00Did your Goodwill die with the big bang in the Pandora open.
- 3:35:05Well, you know what? It was it was My faith was
- 3:35:10tested. Father I thought the first
- 3:35:14episode was absolutely magnificent so you've got this
- 3:35:17wonderful kind of 10 minute free credit sequence that goes back
- 3:35:21to almost every episode and finds a way of kind of
- 3:35:24continuing each of those stories and uniting them.
- 3:35:27You then get into the main story, Rivers back, hooray,
- 3:35:31there's this thing, the Pandora, I didn't see it coming.
- 3:35:35What you know, the doctor keeps going on.
- 3:35:37What could you possibly be? And I was thinking that could be
- 3:35:40like a really like really really naughty version of the master.
- 3:35:43I don't know what could it be? And it builds up to the
- 3:35:48Revelation. The you know, lots and lots of
- 3:35:51the enemies are working together which was just magnificent and
- 3:35:56the Cliffhanger. When they put the doctor in the
- 3:35:58Pandora Kool was possibly the greatest.
- 3:36:00Certainly the greatest Cliffhanger of doctor, whoever
- 3:36:03one of the greatest moments but then When you think about it.
- 3:36:10And that explanation for how it gets out of the Pandora.
- 3:36:13That's bulshit and I smelt bulshit at the time, but I
- 3:36:18didn't like say anything, because yay, more fat, but it
- 3:36:21was bulshit. And no point.
- 3:36:22Do you see how the doctor gets out of the Pandora in order to
- 3:36:26go back and get himself out of the Pandora?
- 3:36:29It was nonsense. But what, that second episode
- 3:36:33gives us is a lot more of young, Amelia, which is always worth
- 3:36:37watching. You have the marvelous bit
- 3:36:42wherever it doesn't even look at the doctrine.
- 3:36:44Just says, what the hell have you call on your head?
- 3:36:47And the whole fesses are cool moment.
- 3:36:50It's Pacey, it's clever. It makes sense to me in it all
- 3:36:55comes together in that moment. And this must have been
- 3:36:58something that offered thought of, maybe 20 years ago and had
- 3:37:02spent his whole life writing to get to the point where he can
- 3:37:05have Amy Pond on her wedding day.
- 3:37:07Remember something old, something new, something
- 3:37:10borrowed, and something blue and all the hairs on my arms, stood
- 3:37:13up and watching it, this time, I lost my shit and it was the
- 3:37:17messiest of all the messy Christ that bit for me, is without the
- 3:37:22best bit of Doctor Who, if not the best bit of Television ever.
- 3:37:25So, yeah, there might be some logic holes.
- 3:37:27They might be some gaps. They might be some bits that
- 3:37:29don't work, but Mighty look good.
- 3:37:34Josh, we got to you next. Yes, this is where the format
- 3:37:38are Strictly, Come hamster. Falls down for me.
- 3:37:42Because if these were two individual episodes, the
- 3:37:45pandorica opens would be my favorite episode of the season.
- 3:37:48I think it is peerless. I think you're right that 10
- 3:37:52minutes sequence, which walks us through the season is glorious,
- 3:37:56the mystery of what's under Stonehenge, all of it is
- 3:37:59executed to the hill River song, it's less annoying in this,
- 3:38:03there's lots of big exciting things going on.
- 3:38:06So she saw a lesson porn, you know, she's there.
- 3:38:09Clearing away she's doing and fuck me.
- 3:38:13That's me. Performers at that Cliffhanger.
- 3:38:15The bit where he goes. Please listen to.
- 3:38:18Oh my God, it gives me chills just to think about it.
- 3:38:21Oh, when I started thinking about it would all of those
- 3:38:25monsters come together and go, let's put him in a box.
- 3:38:29You know, like those monsters would never get to get her in
- 3:38:33the room. They would be murdering each
- 3:38:34other like in the first second none.
- 3:38:36I'm sure they would because they're all the same, they're
- 3:38:37all Voice by Nick Briggs so it's fine.
- 3:38:39They're all one person actually. Already did it in warm monk, I
- 3:38:43didn't he? So we've seen that all these
- 3:38:44aliens can actually have a lot now.
- 3:38:46It was just a shit there but it is a brilliant episode, right?
- 3:38:50And it structures the season amazingly, well, And then you
- 3:38:58get the big bang, which I just think is one of the worst season
- 3:39:02finales. I just, oh, I just couldn't, I
- 3:39:06was so ready for the big bang and the palpable disappointment,
- 3:39:11I felt at the end of it. Yeah, I've put here.
- 3:39:16Utter Perfection. Turns into a nightmare of
- 3:39:18scatter-shot plotting making up rules around.
- 3:39:21Time travel comedy, twists, and a self-sacrifice that leaves a
- 3:39:25bad taste in the mouth. I mean, I hate ourselves
- 3:39:27sacrifice at the end of the story and I know it's very
- 3:39:30moving how it's played, but it's just a lazy old Trope.
- 3:39:33I mean, all deploys. It many times, you know, he's
- 3:39:36doing it mofish. Should not be doing it.
- 3:39:39He's a clever, man. The whole of that second episode
- 3:39:42feels improvised, right? It feels like the season is
- 3:39:46resolved because Stephen Murphy or rather, Amy poems says he is
- 3:39:51good enough for me. This is when did Doctor Who ever
- 3:39:55work like this? You know you are my fairy tale
- 3:39:58man and I will you into oh fuck off, fuck off, Amy Palms, you
- 3:40:03know Jesus Christ evil the wedding's all about you isn't
- 3:40:07it? Oh, bloody woman.
- 3:40:11Um, can I just ask if that's been Donna?
- 3:40:13Noble, wishing the doctor back into.
- 3:40:15Existence, would you have bought a?
- 3:40:17They never would have gone. Oh no, they never would have
- 3:40:21gone there with Donna. I'm Rusty, Davis who, you know,
- 3:40:23logic is shaky at the best of time this year.
- 3:40:26He just want to landed it better than someone railing.
- 3:40:30This is the climax to the story. I won, you know, it doesn't make
- 3:40:34any sense. You can tell me to your blue in
- 3:40:37the face that the logic of magic.
- 3:40:39You know, why? You're right, explain me the
- 3:40:42logic of before. So, in Star Wars, you know how
- 3:40:44something's makes sense? And other things don't.
- 3:40:46It's just made up, and it's not much, but we'll get that.
- 3:40:50Okay, fine. I just hate the fact that Rory
- 3:40:55marries Amy after everything that she has put him through
- 3:40:58this season, man. She cheated on bullied and
- 3:41:01masculate and he gives himself to the woman who is responsible.
- 3:41:04It's just a people think it's a triumphant into the season, how
- 3:41:09they've been watching the Season the miserable life.
- 3:41:13He's gonna have for this woman, more fat legs.
- 3:41:16That's just a smaller side, you know, I was just hate them Ripa
- 3:41:20turning up at the end, you know, like, oh guys, when she goes
- 3:41:23possible window, I know over. I'll be back next year.
- 3:41:26She says, oh great, we will look forward to that.
- 3:41:31Yeah, it's just miserable that last episode and it's so
- 3:41:34annoying because the Pandora's is a genuinely brilliant episode
- 3:41:38of Doctor Who, but no, it all just falls off a cliff, didn't
- 3:41:43it? I know we're not gonna pin it,
- 3:41:45but Two of us. Have at least give them a solid
- 3:41:49reason as to why this is trash. Oh, one more thing.
- 3:41:56Sorry, before we before we finish one more thing also as
- 3:42:01well. I really dislike.
- 3:42:03How Moffitt has this irritating habit of introducing the doctor
- 3:42:08to a young underage girl and then aging that girl up through
- 3:42:12time travel and then putting that in a sexual context, it's
- 3:42:17really ugly. And I don't like the fact that
- 3:42:20the doctor visits, Amy, Pond's bed at the end of this story
- 3:42:23when earlier in the season, if it a responsible, when she was
- 3:42:27trying to get off of him, it's just ick.
- 3:42:29It's all it. Think that's, that's a bit of an
- 3:42:33overreach. No, it's not.
- 3:42:35It doesn't go into fireplace. He does it all the time.
- 3:42:38Yeah. But to say it's about what a
- 3:42:41lovely pretty young. Girl, you are right towards 15
- 3:42:44years. Fine.
- 3:42:46You're the right age now, let's get snugging.
- 3:42:49Okay. This for me, is probably my
- 3:42:53favorite as they see. I love this two parts.
- 3:42:57I think this is here us. I adore it.
- 3:43:01The first reason I think this is spectacular is that I think it's
- 3:43:06a perfect balance. So this is a story.
- 3:43:08The End of the Universe where we meet loads of characters from a
- 3:43:11cross the season as you've all rightly points out, the doctors
- 3:43:13enemies all assemble. The Tardis explodes times
- 3:43:17Rewritten, but at the heart of it Moffitt is focusing on
- 3:43:20characters and they're at the heart of the story.
- 3:43:23This is Amy Palms. Story, come full circle, Joe.
- 3:43:26You've just said a, we go back to where we saw her at the
- 3:43:29beginning of the 11th hour, but then the doctor fixes, the
- 3:43:32damage that was gone to a close as the cracks in the rebooted
- 3:43:35universe. So she hasn't had to wait for
- 3:43:37him. 14 years in a damaged, State simultaneously gives her
- 3:43:42back the love of her life which is Rory.
- 3:43:44That is a beautiful beautiful ending focusing on characters
- 3:43:48and there's just so many little moments like Rory's initially an
- 3:43:51auton duplicate when she meets them and she can't remember him
- 3:43:54and they know the tragedy of that.
- 3:43:57The doctor, you know, Moffitt writer.
- 3:43:59So the doctor says to Rory, you're going to have to be very
- 3:44:01brave. Now, he doesn't know what's
- 3:44:03coming up and it's the fact that Amy has forgotten them at that
- 3:44:06stage, and it's just little character moments like yeah, I
- 3:44:09think absolutely glorious. She dismisses them and Rory has
- 3:44:14to be broke. That's not the kind of thing.
- 3:44:15The doctor would usually do that, that's just beautiful.
- 3:44:18And then we finally does come to Murray and yes, it's good old,
- 3:44:21true melodramatic moment where we're coming up to the
- 3:44:24Cliffhanger. He kills her another bucket.
- 3:44:26I'm with Ian, I'm weeping buckets at that point.
- 3:44:28That was the point where I thought that episode was Tryon.
- 3:44:31That's absolutely glorious. He's cuddling a dead body.
- 3:44:36I mean, it's just Brave on all day.
- 3:44:38I think it's wonderful but there's loads of other moments
- 3:44:40and character, mom, was that just sing for me, Rory guarding
- 3:44:44the Pandora. Of for 2000 years to protect
- 3:44:46love. Why she loves the miserable
- 3:44:49Swan. I just love.
- 3:44:50She's all right. He loves her, they're Embrace
- 3:44:54when she's released. He sees the first time after
- 3:44:56Millennia of waiting, it's beautiful.
- 3:44:58And through to that fairy tale wedding where she's brought back
- 3:45:01a moment because this is the rebooted universe and Karen
- 3:45:04absolutely sells that. That wonderful the parents You
- 3:45:12say that, you say that Mr. For. But there is a line there that
- 3:45:16absolutely makes me shed buckets.
- 3:45:18It is as well. I'm shooting buckets throughout
- 3:45:20this, and it's just that beautiful, beautiful line, where
- 3:45:23Karen Gill and just looks at father and says my tiny little
- 3:45:26dad and I've just such a beautiful heartfelt moment.
- 3:45:30It's that he's not the kind of thing.
- 3:45:31You usually find in a script. It's like a real emotion leading
- 3:45:35through into that. She's like a phobic as well.
- 3:45:37Oh, screw you Hearts bastard. It's just glorious.
- 3:45:44That absolutely brings me to tears.
- 3:45:46So confusing though, isn't it? Like, what does she remember?
- 3:45:49Does she remember then being there or they're not being
- 3:45:52there? No.
- 3:45:52Because when she wakes up and she first sees a mother, she's
- 3:45:55surprised to see her mother. That's why she react.
- 3:45:57So positively to see her father's eyes.
- 3:46:00Already existence. Yes for her.
- 3:46:02They are, yes, was very curious time travel.
- 3:46:04It's not, it's very straightforward.
- 3:46:06That's all there. Just watch the fucking episode.
- 3:46:09Just tell us a story. Take your head out the ass and
- 3:46:15watch what's on the screen. It's Actually should we leave
- 3:46:23them to it? We could My second reason for
- 3:46:29supporting this row is I think we've touched on this ties the
- 3:46:32season together perfectly and puts a bow on it?
- 3:46:34This isn't just unveiling what bad wolf or torch would means we
- 3:46:37see all the characters. We see Vincent torture of
- 3:46:40nightmares, the Tardes exploding we see Churchill Embrace, well,
- 3:46:44finding the painting River, stealing it from Liz tan, Amy,
- 3:46:48leaving the card for the doctrine, the lodge.
- 3:46:51All that types of all the episodes, but the best of all is
- 3:46:55that a scene actually? Not a newly shot saying, but the
- 3:46:59scene that we'd already seen in Flushing Stone, where the doctor
- 3:47:02comes back to Amy and tells him to remember everyone had written
- 3:47:05that offers. It's a calm people.
- 3:47:06Like you, Joe Ford. Oh, it's a continuity error.
- 3:47:09Moffat doesn't know what he's doing.
- 3:47:11It's a load of rubbish. Why did he come back?
- 3:47:12He's in the jacket. The Angels got the jacket.
- 3:47:14They shouldn't do that. You did not mention that at all.
- 3:47:20That's what people like you say that.
- 3:47:25But it's a remarkable bit of writing that it worked there in
- 3:47:29episode 5 and it works even better in episode 13 because
- 3:47:32it's got more power or more resonance.
- 3:47:34And that is fucking clever for me.
- 3:47:36And finally, and finally, as the doctor would say Moffitt
- 3:47:42comments on Doctor, Who in this story, Joe, you keep saying it's
- 3:47:45about magic. It is not about magic.
- 3:47:47It's about the power of memory. Rory, overcomes his Autumn
- 3:47:52programming because of his memories of Amy.
- 3:47:54The universe is rebooted because of the memories of the universe
- 3:47:58disseminated by the exploding Tarts or what works.
- 3:48:01Most of all, I can, I completely agree with you.
- 3:48:03Yeah, memories. Just the universe.
- 3:48:10Rory, remember the song? Do you remember what happened
- 3:48:16yesterday? Joe.
- 3:48:18In your life. That's not Magic on a message
- 3:48:25properly, properly change. Yeah, that's not much.
- 3:48:34It's memorized the best thing he's a force now is it?
- 3:48:39Memories are actual Force. It's an actual physical concept
- 3:48:43that can change the structure of the universe.
- 3:48:46Yeah, this is science fiction, but it's memory.
- 3:48:48Always our of memory. That's how Amy brings back by
- 3:48:52memory. Remember something, old new
- 3:48:55borrowed blow, which is tremendous, I'm with you and but
- 3:48:58there's more to it than that. I'm gonna go.
- 3:49:01It's not just memory though, is it?
- 3:49:05It's the power of the crack. Oh, like, we're leaving the
- 3:49:08crack. I'm all for the memory, okay?
- 3:49:11You don't get the memory is doing what it needs to do, to
- 3:49:18rebuild the universe. It's not the crack, it's the
- 3:49:20memories in the Pandora on the Tardis.
- 3:49:22You get a movie called The Final point I want to make is about
- 3:49:31memory, that is nothing commenting on Doctor.
- 3:49:34Who the doctor, both the character and the show of only
- 3:49:38been brought back because of the memories that all of us have are
- 3:49:41of it. And that's what Stephen Murphy
- 3:49:43is telling us at the end of his first year as show runner.
- 3:49:47He's celebrating and commemorating the memories.
- 3:49:50We have of doctor which meant that the silly little show came
- 3:49:53back. 16 years later and we're all loving it.
- 3:49:55I thank you. Good night golf.
- 3:49:57I know. Right?
- 3:49:58That's not what Doctor Who got brought back though?
- 3:50:01It got back because our baby sea producer.
- 3:50:03Went, oh, Wicked. Make a bit of money out of this.
- 3:50:05This is a good idea. Also, it's making a lot of money
- 3:50:08in the wilderness years of all these books and audios.
- 3:50:11You know what? That memory my foot.
- 3:50:14That's not right. We need to issue an apology then
- 3:50:18to Chris chibnall. Why excellent hungry Earth that
- 3:50:21they provided using the memory of the silurians.
- 3:50:24Oh my goodness, Rod. How did I miss that?
- 3:50:26Oh, no problems. Oh, how did I do that?
- 3:50:32Oh my goodness. So I think that is going through
- 3:50:38the pandorica opens and the Big Bang goes round as you can tell.
- 3:50:42They're listening to different. Oh wonderful.
- 3:50:47Father, thank you. Should go front around too.
- 3:50:51We've got rid of so far, only three.
- 3:50:53Oh my God! It's then we got rid of hungrier
- 3:50:59Van Gogh and then we got rid of the 11th hour.
- 3:51:02Yeah. But do we get rid of time of the
- 3:51:07time of angels? Yeah, that's too too pause in
- 3:51:10there. You could say, we got rid of
- 3:51:12Four Seasons. No.
- 3:51:14Oh yes. Half the season.
- 3:51:17Fair enough if you want to. Okay, so we are left with B
- 3:51:21Spiller vampires of Venice, Amy's Choice.
- 3:51:23Finally, the doctor, the lodge and the Pandora opens.
- 3:51:26Joe, get your company music working at me musica, go.
- 3:51:31I'm the first one up is the lodger.
- 3:51:35The larger is going to play vampires of Venice so which is
- 3:51:41better. Vampires of Venice all the
- 3:51:43launcher. Gareth.
- 3:51:47Vampires of Venice. Ian.
- 3:51:51Gotta be the larger. And I'm going through the lodge
- 3:51:54of two. So vampires of Venice.
- 3:51:57Is the next. We have.
- 3:52:05The Beast below. Where is the Pandora opens?
- 3:52:10Big Bang. Well after I've just give them
- 3:52:14that, I'm going for the Andorra opens, big bang and I'm gonna
- 3:52:17get my voice and before I get shouted over. so, Oh, my last
- 3:52:24talk. Thank you.
- 3:52:41Pandora have very, very enthusiastically a good choice.
- 3:52:45Well done. And can I just say you're an
- 3:52:47excellent choice of guests on this episode?
- 3:52:49Thank you would have been a frog of just and so we have Vincent
- 3:53:01and the doctor up against the lodger.
- 3:53:10Oh, please listen to the doctor. I am Benson Tollway.
- 3:53:15Gareth Vincent. And Vincent for me too.
- 3:53:18So the lodger Is the next fall was anyone else a bit scared
- 3:53:24that? We ultimately vote The Lodge of
- 3:53:26the best? It's not the weirdest Ranger
- 3:53:29things about this podcast. Yeah, no more one episode.
- 3:53:33Yeah. Um so we are left with Vincent
- 3:53:37and the doctor Amy's choice, and the Pandora opens, Big Bang,
- 3:53:40interesting three. So let's spin the wheel for the
- 3:53:44last time. And we have Amish choice.
- 3:53:49Choice. Choice up against Big Bang Bang.
- 3:54:00Gareth. Who's choice?
- 3:54:04So we have got Pandora opens, Big Bang in the final where it
- 3:54:16should be. Yes.
- 3:54:17In the doctor. So not not the usual too but
- 3:54:23that's what we've got. So I'd say these are the most
- 3:54:26popular episodes of the year. How can all the 11th Hour?
- 3:54:29Usually stores really well and timing.
- 3:54:31Well angels I want to put that through.
- 3:54:33I was there to go. So Pandora opens, big bang and
- 3:54:37Vincent let us start with Gareth Oh, this is this this one's
- 3:54:43pretty rough. because I think as I've said throughout this the
- 3:54:47both, Fairly much of two halves. And I've got to go with
- 3:54:54consistency. So I'm gonna go with Vincent.
- 3:54:59I want to go with River Song, so I'm gonna vote for the Pandora.
- 3:55:04Go. My favorite episode of The
- 3:55:07Arrow. Oh, the sky becoming pain.
- 3:55:22Oh my God, it's so good. Please.
- 3:55:26I just like the extending the hand of people, Kate suffering,
- 3:55:32depression and Doctor Who, oh, he's got for the emotional poll.
- 3:55:35Now, you know, the the way that camera swings around Vincent in
- 3:55:39the gallery, something old, something new something
- 3:55:44borrowed, something blue. You rely on memory Homes, you
- 3:55:53exactly. But comforting Vincent, oh, it's
- 3:55:58just so beautiful and embracing Rory after years of waiting.
- 3:56:02Oh God, I don't know which way to go on this one.
- 3:56:09If if I went for Pandora opens, is there any lightly with that?
- 3:56:14Anybody is going to change that? No.
- 3:56:19Trouble is, I'm genuinely torn between these two.
- 3:56:29Pandora opens is not a pile of bad stuff.
- 3:56:34I know you are. Bill Nye oh my word Bill Nye.
- 3:56:43That was all the way when the doctor goes to him.
- 3:56:46Oh, what a wonderful bow ties. Oh please oh gorgeous, I will go
- 3:56:55with Vincent. Yeah.
- 3:56:58I can't, I can't. View that it's not a fantastic
- 3:57:02episode here. I don't know.
- 3:57:04This is like when you've been in the pub for four hours and it's
- 3:57:07the final and England against all expectation of got to the
- 3:57:11final and you watch it and you think I've been in here all day
- 3:57:15and I've lost you, you don't love to know.
- 3:57:18I mean, it's it's fine. It's not Pandora on the other
- 3:57:25hand. Against the stiff competition,
- 3:57:28we've got in this room to get big bang on Pandora, opens into
- 3:57:32the finale is, I think pretty much a good shout.
- 3:57:36Give them so and then lost city that we've got in the room.
- 3:57:38So you don't between us, we're calling this, a low-key win for
- 3:57:41us. Yeah.
- 3:57:42He don't get to Pandora without Vincent's painting.
- 3:57:45A true. And you know, I mean, if you had
- 3:57:49sort of split them, yeah or may have aged for Pandora as a
- 3:57:54single time to win the season because I just go back and start
- 3:57:59again. We can't start splitting
- 3:58:00stories. Now, hang on, wait for me in the
- 3:58:02wall. Oh, universe is restarted.
- 3:58:04Well, We'll have to reboot Strictly Come hamster and redo
- 3:58:08all those episodes from before? No, it's too much too much.
- 3:58:11You remember when Mark or in that cup of tea earlier I do
- 3:58:14actually happened in episode 4. Okay well he's got a lot deeper
- 3:58:22meaning now We told Rick work. We have got, wasn't she in birds
- 3:58:31of a feather? What told, yeah, I've gotta be
- 3:58:37honest though, right? Like this whole podcast, is full
- 3:58:40of treat. What?
- 3:58:44Particularly the Matt Smith of Poker.
- 3:58:47And how does that make you feel? Well, we just Like that.
- 3:58:57That bit where she was playing off the two guys against you.
- 3:59:00I didn't say this at the time because it might have made my
- 3:59:02arm. Argument our balance on what I
- 3:59:04was in that position at one point where I was in an open
- 3:59:07relationship, I was sort of playing two guys against each
- 3:59:09other and I was a terrible person, you know.
- 3:59:12Absolutely awful. When I was watching that
- 3:59:14episode, I was like, 80 Bond. I hate you and I realized what I
- 3:59:18actually met was. I hate me?
- 3:59:19Because I did that one. This is kind of like, um, there
- 3:59:23is Choice, isn't it? Yeah.
- 3:59:25The dream you are the dream. Lord, as well shoes Markley's
- 3:59:28please. But do you do?
- 3:59:33Yeah. Oh yes.
- 3:59:34Well, we have got to a very well.
- 3:59:37Yeah, we have got to work and he went but a very worthy second
- 3:59:43runner up as well. Very interesting to see Vincent,
- 3:59:45and a doctor and sleep. No more going up against each
- 3:59:47other. I want it.
- 3:59:48We've got some interesting discussions to come back for.
- 3:59:52Now, we need to thank these two learning and Of guided us from
- 3:59:57very different directions through this evening's Journey.
- 4:00:00Gareth where can people find you online?
- 4:00:02Well, if anyone does want to hear me after a lot of
- 4:00:05negativity from me, then they can listen out because I'm
- 4:00:09taking part in the hamster, book club in future episodes.
- 4:00:12And I'm also you can hear me on pendant.
- 4:00:15Audio's Henry, the sixth part 2 which is currently going out of
- 4:00:19the coming months. We give us an impression place.
- 4:00:22An impression of what of whoever you're playing in that.
- 4:00:25I play John in the first few episodes.
- 4:00:29I think have someone called Simcox in episode, 3 or 4.
- 4:00:32I can't remember. The rest of Henry the second
- 4:00:36it's not you know is shakes not that different to the show is
- 4:00:39you know, they're both both very learning and intelligence
- 4:00:42articulate love gravitas well yeah trick and comic at the same
- 4:00:51time and Ian where can people find you?
- 4:00:55Oh, everywhere. I'm a stranger in space.
- 4:00:58I'm half of the electric sword cast and I've also got two
- 4:01:03Doctor Who shows all the time in space and we're all stories in
- 4:01:07the end, which is about the books.
- 4:01:10And can I say one thing to you? Please please do.
- 4:01:12I just I'm absolutely addicted to listening to your podcast.
- 4:01:16Good. And we're all stories.
- 4:01:18Yeah. Like three times.
- 4:01:19Now I'm going around again. She'll be good.
- 4:01:22Oh, I just fit your marvelous. We're gonna do some more
- 4:01:25collaborations as well. I'll wait.
- 4:01:26We certainly are Not like that. And can I already done that?
- 4:01:31And can I put out a shout out for all in time and space as
- 4:01:34well? Which is all.
- 4:01:35So I yes I'll add a. Shout out to the delicious Mark
- 4:01:41cockram as well. Absolutely.
- 4:01:44So thank you both for tonight. Joe next time, we're going to be
- 4:01:49doing the seven troughton stories from season 4, which I'm
- 4:01:53sure won't be conscious in the slide.
- 4:01:55This won't be like this episode, there will be no contentiousness
- 4:01:59just to say about you, chop it off those two heart and all
- 4:02:03stories. Okay, I'm Fraser Gregory.
- 4:02:08Yeah, but, you know, we're looking at stories by doctor so
- 4:02:12it's got to be done but yeah, seven trials and stories next
- 4:02:15time from season 4 so you love it.
- 4:02:17Really nice seasons and half. It's the only way I got my own
- 4:02:23back on them. Yeah, but don't tell them.
- 4:02:28Until then gentlemen, thank you very much for your time tonight.
- 4:02:30Joe, it just leaves us to say, thank you for listening.
- 4:02:34And until next time, Keep listening, good night everybody.
- 4:02:41Let's get the Pandora's Box. Come on.