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- 0:00Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 0:09Speaker 2: These days we want to invest in a slate. I
- 0:11Speaker 2: guess we got to hire a producer first. It's coming
- 0:13Speaker 2: maybe season six. Well, we'll have a producer and being
- 0:16Speaker 2: a being an action studio.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Got your motherfucker, got that mo motherfucker to just pop
- 0:20Speaker 3: up and just pop up the head like yeah yeah,
- 0:26Speaker 3: looking like looking like that nigga to do the robot
- 0:28Speaker 3: and all days Chapelle.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yeah, what, well I can come man that Thank you, producer,
- 0:50Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, mister producer.
- 0:53Speaker 4: So big as nigga with a tiny his voice, I'm.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Like, you're welcome.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Mm hmm, ain't my nigga.
- 1:02Speaker 3: You have a look at people and then they talking
- 1:04Speaker 3: you were like that was not the voice respected you
- 1:06Speaker 3: to have at all.
- 1:09Speaker 2: That's you know. Oh, before we geting to that being veneto,
- 1:14Speaker 2: I know TCUs so tired though also be so and
- 1:24Speaker 2: also sop. Y'all, welcome to this wee's episode of Wine
- 1:28Speaker 2: and Audacity of the podcast with a super super early intro.
- 1:31Speaker 2: This week, I'm your host Brandon's card. You're finally shaving
- 1:35Speaker 2: host Brandon's a card. Remember clock that I'm sorry eight
- 1:42Speaker 2: playing repre count or Drand how you're feeling this week.
- 1:49Speaker 2: What I got that for? So title already niggas Pension Zone,
- 2:00Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Pinch zoom, remember talking about prophet Daran Bernod says, this
- 2:10Speaker 5: is eight the sound language.
- 2:12Speaker 2: I believe this is eight and sign language. This is
- 2:15Speaker 2: playing a freak pinch.
- 2:18Speaker 6: You really do that?
- 2:20Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 2:20Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Thing, especially if you're a baiter and you you know
- 2:25Speaker 2: you used to playing with fluids in your hand while
- 2:26Speaker 2: you Oh yeah, it's a thing.
- 2:30Speaker 3: Or what they do or they do the little die
- 2:32Speaker 3: or they do like the little nurse, the little head
- 2:34Speaker 3: nurse role play.
- 2:36Speaker 2: You gotta check your we gotta check your the more,
- 2:39Speaker 2: you know, consistency. Yeah, in that moment, then she'd be
- 2:43Speaker 2: like I told you I like watching boy mm hmm.
- 2:50Speaker 4: I ain't gonna with Joe.
- 2:51Speaker 3: This is probably the most interesting intro that I've been
- 2:55Speaker 3: a part of this these last four years.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Yes, cause you've learned a lot.
- 3:00Speaker 4: What the fuck is going on?
- 3:03Speaker 2: Speaking of?
- 3:04Speaker 4: That was a lot.
- 3:05Speaker 2: It was episode titles Pensions.
- 3:08Speaker 4: The song is Pizzas and Cream.
- 3:16Speaker 1: I was gonna zoo and by the Commodores, but I'll
- 3:20Speaker 1: take Pizzas and Green.
- 3:24Speaker 2: I need it because I know I'm a fiend. No first,
- 3:29Speaker 2: peaches and cream.
- 3:31Speaker 6: Speaking of ice cream, hold on, but let me get
- 3:33Speaker 6: before we get to that.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Before we get to that. So that's the thing about
- 3:36Speaker 2: being one of the most right. You be seeing a
- 3:39Speaker 2: lot of fine ass niggas, but you gotta look on
- 3:43Speaker 2: the Insta chats and they tick tacks because them niggas
- 3:47Speaker 2: that always posted.
- 3:48Speaker 4: The videos.
- 3:51Speaker 6: Ticktags is what we eat.
- 3:53Speaker 4: No, it's the.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Website that you scrolled on that got bought by the company.
- 3:56Speaker 2: But yeah, you gotta watch again. We will talking about
- 4:00Speaker 2: learning the art of a deductive reasoning. Before we started
- 4:03Speaker 2: recording to day it was a pretty good combo. We
- 4:06Speaker 2: should have honest had that after the cameras. But any anyway,
- 4:09Speaker 2: I digress, do but I digress deductive reasoning. Find niggas
- 4:16Speaker 2: who post Insta chats and TikTok videos and they all
- 4:19Speaker 2: buffing so all up or they just real real attractive.
- 4:22Speaker 2: But you know, stay, I don't never post videos with
- 4:24Speaker 2: them speaking.
- 4:25Speaker 4: M hmm.
- 4:26Speaker 2: It'd be videos with music and background or boomerangs, you know,
- 4:28Speaker 2: because millennials love boomeranges.
- 4:31Speaker 1: They sound like this, or they signed Koreasha from the
- 4:35Speaker 1: City Girls. They sound like Sauca Santana.
- 4:41Speaker 6: Well, my Sam and nack niggas that.
- 4:44Speaker 2: You gotta be quiet on the creek.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Baby, I've been so I've been hearing this ship all week.
- 4:51Speaker 1: All week, they've been killing me.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Oh my goal, you gotta be quiet on the creek.
- 4:54Speaker 2: They've been killing me like nigga, you buff, you buff
- 4:57Speaker 2: like the rock. But you sound like Sauta Santana. A
- 5:00Speaker 2: conundrum indeed, and they haven't. Look baby, I don't. I'll
- 5:08Speaker 2: make your own right. Oh God, come out, no they
- 5:12Speaker 2: be they the main one's packing.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Uh because that nigga, because that because the rest of
- 5:18Speaker 3: the bridal guy go all that weight gotta go somewhere
- 5:22Speaker 3: in the voice.
- 5:25Speaker 4: Sounded like Montea Jordan and uh and fighting timptation.
- 5:28Speaker 2: This is how you do.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Going now.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Now, I don't have a type. They would say I do,
- 5:40Speaker 2: but I don't think I have a type. Don't sleep
- 5:43Speaker 2: on fim niggas. Missus girlaway accidentally, miss girl way, your
- 5:50Speaker 2: cheeks out clicked.
- 5:51Speaker 6: On the wrong video video things you see and I
- 5:58Speaker 6: was trying to close it, but just mad.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Move. I was like, move, it wasn't it wasn't to
- 6:05Speaker 4: that X.
- 6:06Speaker 2: You don't what's what's happened. Give us some some not
- 6:10Speaker 2: so tawdry details. What was happening to who I thought was.
- 6:14Speaker 1: The aggressor wasn't the aggressor, But the one with the
- 6:17Speaker 1: wig and the heils on was the aggressor. And and
- 6:20Speaker 1: he had this big old terry Crews says Nigga went
- 6:24Speaker 1: over and I was confusion.
- 6:29Speaker 6: There was a whole lot of whole lot.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Did be watching the gai.
- 6:42Speaker 4: If it's a if it's.
- 6:46Speaker 6: It was, Oh lord, you go with this.
- 6:52Speaker 4: List?
- 6:53Speaker 6: That is it was like watching children. I feel no,
- 6:57Speaker 6: I can't. I'm sorry.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to our fans and who may be
- 7:02Speaker 1: a part of the little people community. I'm sorry, I
- 7:08Speaker 1: can't do it. I feel like it feels low key, pedophilic.
- 7:12Speaker 4: Little ass body with a grown ass face.
- 7:15Speaker 2: But they be the main onst packing the midges. You see,
- 7:19Speaker 2: it's just elephant.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Seen them, damn Midge. Well, it ain't got far to
- 7:22Speaker 1: go down, Brandon, so I'm.
- 7:37Speaker 3: They called him big man, but you know you're saying,
- 7:41Speaker 3: I want or wonderful up here should be crazy.
- 7:52Speaker 2: He put them clothes. We only got him for a
- 7:55Speaker 2: couple more weeks before we ship his ass off, So
- 7:59Speaker 2: come on, I'm con win to're talking. Come on, Michael up,
- 8:05Speaker 2: just the college bound freshman. You start getting your ship together, nigga, Yeah,
- 8:10Speaker 2: I'm this issue on camera sitting you in the high seat.
- 8:13Speaker 2: You start getting your stuff together for school.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Say, I got got in new backpack, all my stuff,
- 8:19Speaker 3: I got all my stuff stats together.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Okay of stuff that my dad and do you think
- 8:24Speaker 2: some of us are the stuff I still need? My
- 8:25Speaker 2: dad says, why don't you have the list? Eighteen year
- 8:29Speaker 2: old and on the top of your stuff.
- 8:32Speaker 3: That's an onder thing in my only thing in mama.
- 8:34Speaker 3: I don't think your mother should be in charge of
- 8:36Speaker 3: it's your birth certificate.
- 8:37Speaker 6: Even after a certain point you get there so you
- 8:40Speaker 6: won't be getting in the count.
- 8:41Speaker 4: Well no, no, no, I'm saying. It's like also when.
- 8:44Speaker 2: We drop him off, I'm gonna have I'm gonna pull you.
- 8:47Speaker 2: They say, no, no, no, let him check yourself and
- 8:49Speaker 2: let him get yourself together. Make sure she's gonna be
- 8:54Speaker 2: sliding down the wall and all over r B slide.
- 8:57Speaker 4: Then she going, Yeah, made sure we made sure she
- 8:59Speaker 4: got all some so we can take it to the desert.
- 9:03Speaker 7: Family.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Apparently, while I'm sleeping, I by here just the two
- 9:06Speaker 2: of us playing and be like, who is that strange blood.
- 9:09Speaker 2: I'll be like, no, I call campus security. This is
- 9:11Speaker 2: my mom with the boom.
- 9:14Speaker 3: They're like too, She's gonna be saying, I'm just gonna
- 9:19Speaker 3: be like, did not call campus security.
- 9:20Speaker 2: This is my mom. Just give me your sack. I'm
- 9:23Speaker 2: my only child up and tho the dog Damn.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Okay, She's like.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Back to that, Patsy. Yeah, I need for you to
- 9:33Speaker 2: start taking the lead of your stuff because you gotta
- 9:35Speaker 2: learn this for school. Brother, You're gonna be there by
- 9:36Speaker 2: yourself and your mom ay gonna be there to save you.
- 9:38Speaker 4: So yeah, better be a swim my nigga.
- 9:43Speaker 2: So we went to this spot. We're not gonna tell
- 9:45Speaker 2: you where it is. Well, by the time y'all see this,
- 9:47Speaker 2: we would have been gone. So catch me. Just a
- 9:52Speaker 2: good thing, right, just a good thing about batter. Recording
- 9:56Speaker 2: episodes were recording episodes break the full Fall. Hello. Today's
- 10:01Speaker 2: date is Saturday, August first, twenty twenty six.
- 10:04Speaker 6: Happy Birthday, Treacy.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Hey Birthday, Treaty Birthday and pretty and.
- 10:08Speaker 4: Pretty Happy Birthday both.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, Yeah, I'm gonna get you off. I'm gonna
- 10:14Speaker 2: be in college by the time that he'll be in.
- 10:16Speaker 3: School, probably panicking, and I'll be and I'll be celebrating
- 10:20Speaker 3: fifteen years of marriage.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Oh damn nigga.
- 10:22Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody married this nigga on purpose.
- 10:26Speaker 2: I'm not getting in that. I'm not touching that with
- 10:27Speaker 2: a ten football anniversary, my nigga.
- 10:30Speaker 4: You know what.
- 10:31Speaker 6: That's what you to me where my drawerstring was that.
- 10:37Speaker 2: I'll get your back right away.
- 10:39Speaker 6: I'm gonna get you motherfucker yet look nice?
- 10:43Speaker 2: So wrong for that.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Nah, No, no, bro, were just getting started.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Really up, only fifteen minutes. Yeah, so I forgot the
- 10:51Speaker 2: point I was trying to make. But yeah, So so
- 10:54Speaker 2: we found this spot out in Cockysville, Maryland called John
- 10:58Speaker 2: Brown Butchery and Cafe. Yeah. But and it's actually like
- 11:01Speaker 2: a butcher shop and it's actually really beautiful out in
- 11:04Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere. They got rolling hills and ship
- 11:07Speaker 2: and it's next to a farmer smacking across the street.
- 11:10Speaker 2: The last time we went, we went, no, of course
- 11:14Speaker 2: John Brown, bro, you know, not in Cockysville. It was
- 11:20Speaker 2: on niggas out there.
- 11:21Speaker 6: They got off the car, it was like right, just
- 11:24Speaker 6: like the only thing like tires on people's cars and
- 11:32Speaker 6: the coffee.
- 11:34Speaker 2: So they have. So the cafe was real nice. It
- 11:38Speaker 2: was it was like a butcher shop. And then in
- 11:40Speaker 2: the back was like a cafe, but the cafe was closed.
- 11:42Speaker 2: But they had a coffee spot. Right now. I don't
- 11:45Speaker 2: posted on the bond page. On my personal TikTok page,
- 11:48Speaker 2: you know, I post coffee content because brother likes a
- 11:50Speaker 2: good cup of coffee. They do thank you, thank if
- 11:54Speaker 2: you ever won't come. But so we got coffee from
- 11:56Speaker 2: John Brown Coffee which is outside in the parking lot, right.
- 12:00Speaker 2: I think that was his first time trying cold bro
- 12:02Speaker 2: It was and this brother said he wanted whole milk
- 12:04Speaker 2: and Sean was like, no, no, no, no, no, he'll.
- 12:07Speaker 6: Take We got to ride home with me.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I told co host Key that she he will be
- 12:13Speaker 2: foughting Sean's car all the way back home, turning it up.
- 12:16Speaker 2: He was like, he was like, hey, it's good.
- 12:19Speaker 6: Yeah, I made him get old milk.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think I assaulted ca. Yeah, it was good.
- 12:26Speaker 2: I even posted even first time trying he posted. He
- 12:31Speaker 2: posts full content game of mic on TikTok. Yeah he
- 12:35Speaker 2: posted fo yeah I got yeah, yeah you do that.
- 12:40Speaker 2: So but yeah, so coffee coffee was delicious. It was
- 12:44Speaker 2: so whenever you know, I don't be out in Cocky
- 12:46Speaker 2: because again I live in pret Georgia's County, which is
- 12:47Speaker 2: like almost an hour away in traffic. I gotta be
- 12:50Speaker 2: out that read out that way for a reason. It's
- 12:52Speaker 2: just too fucking fun. I'm have to go to Pennsylvania
- 12:54Speaker 2: for all that ship. But it was good. So we're
- 12:56Speaker 2: going to get smash Burgers if we can get there
- 12:59Speaker 2: when the cafes open, We're gonna get the smash Burgers.
- 13:03Speaker 2: And we're supposted to do on our personal pages. So yeah,
- 13:06Speaker 2: we be in the comments ship all that and all
- 13:09Speaker 2: that and whatnot. So tonight August first, we're going to
- 13:15Speaker 2: shawna cousins Trease. He's fifty fifth birthday party. It's seventy
- 13:19Speaker 2: steam hence the poofball. Baby. I got me a straight
- 13:24Speaker 2: and silkie wig. I'm about to be pimped out. I
- 13:27Speaker 2: got my chains ready to My chain's gonna be gonna
- 13:31Speaker 2: be shined up. Baby. The chest hands is popping. You
- 13:34Speaker 2: know what. He actually looked good in the water. I'm
- 13:37Speaker 2: gonna throw him a few little curls. Somebody told me
- 13:40Speaker 2: I looked like a Dominican pimp. I said, well, you
- 13:41Speaker 2: know the same island just the other side. That's a
- 13:44Speaker 2: pimp name Brandon's. Please say the name is big Silk.
- 13:50Speaker 2: It's big name, big Silk.
- 13:53Speaker 3: No, no, niggas, just stop trying to make it like a
- 13:55Speaker 3: trial called quest.
- 13:56Speaker 4: It's just big self.
- 13:56Speaker 2: No, it's big silky. No no, no, I'm it's big silkey.
- 14:00Speaker 4: Is just big, big silk.
- 14:01Speaker 2: It's just big silky, baby, big silky. Don't you drop
- 14:04Speaker 2: that love at the same time, Why don't you drop
- 14:06Speaker 2: that lows and can get this bruise if you know
- 14:08Speaker 2: it's good for your baby up? Oh yeah, that.
- 14:12Speaker 6: Make me want another directions.
- 14:17Speaker 4: Well yeah, listen he talked. He's talking about it.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Sounds like you what my son, big You don't hurt
- 14:24Speaker 1: the baby.
- 14:26Speaker 2: You the only way you want me to baby. I
- 14:29Speaker 2: understand this. Man, Like, bitch, where is my money?
- 14:34Speaker 4: Don't make big silk. You had to press the bitch.
- 14:37Speaker 2: I need to put out my straight braids of baby insurance.
- 14:40Speaker 4: My thought today, not big silk. You gonna press them.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Pressed someone in big silky. That's that's just crazy. So yeah,
- 14:50Speaker 2: that's tonight.
- 14:51Speaker 6: We're going to have a time.
- 14:52Speaker 2: It's gonna be a time.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Even though now I might be able to wear my
- 14:55Speaker 1: shoes because I felt being nosy did and I found
- 14:58Speaker 1: you something my foot, so I might not be able
- 15:00Speaker 1: to wear this.
- 15:02Speaker 6: That's what I get for being me.
- 15:03Speaker 2: And showing both injury and the accident prone. Yes, so
- 15:07Speaker 2: she didn't learn her lesson yet about trying to be nosy,
- 15:10Speaker 2: and she may have a spring because of it.
- 15:14Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 15:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna let my one be walking like freaky smith
- 15:19Speaker 1: Lord shoes complete my outfit. Man, I am distressed. You'll
- 15:27Speaker 1: be all right, that's bullship. Other than that, what else
- 15:32Speaker 1: is new, y'all? But hope you hope you recover.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Hopefully by the time they see this year, ankle will
- 15:36Speaker 2: be back to one hundred percent my foot and.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Your foot my foot, and we won't be we won't
- 15:41Speaker 3: be in a loose food of loneliness.
- 15:46Speaker 6: Look, that was two seasons ago.
- 15:51Speaker 2: I just want to say, for the record, I'm not
- 15:52Speaker 2: involved in this Jon and ribbon session. This is on
- 15:55Speaker 2: then going back and forth. I'm not in this. I
- 15:59Speaker 2: didn't make no sterve one of your in this.
- 16:01Speaker 4: You in this, or we're gonna knock your ass out.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Nigga fu you.
- 16:08Speaker 4: No, no, I do you know? Said oh no, you're
- 16:10Speaker 4: gonna get involved.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Am I. This sounds like a threat nigga. I don't
- 16:16Speaker 2: take kindly.
- 16:17Speaker 3: To be in threatened niggas nigga said chi let's said, Craig,
- 16:20Speaker 3: you be looking.
- 16:21Speaker 4: I ain't getting the ball with you're gonna get involved.
- 16:24Speaker 4: I'm gonna knock your ass out.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Any fucking nigga with a cock eye fit the threatened me.
- 16:31Speaker 1: What you gotta do its duck.
- 16:32Speaker 6: He ain't gonna seeing my damn show.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Lord, Jesus Lord.
- 16:41Speaker 3: The fuck up thing is she got a point like this.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Nigga's eyes on cross not.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Nixt time at the wall and you're talking to you
- 16:55Speaker 4: who you talking to?
- 16:56Speaker 2: You are talking to me, I'm talking to damn war.
- 16:59Speaker 2: It's speaking of you're ready to get in the question
- 17:01Speaker 2: of the week, yo, Because this is a good segue
- 17:05Speaker 2: into the into the topic involved insults, because trying to
- 17:11Speaker 2: sort make me kind of sorder, kind of sorder. Hold on,
- 17:16Speaker 2: I think I saved it in my Big Joe's and
- 17:18Speaker 2: my Big Joe's all right, it's time for Question of
- 17:22Speaker 2: the week.
- 17:25Speaker 6: That's my part.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Bitch, Bump bump bump, not training the bag sounds like like.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Trade in the back, sound like somebody drunk ass daddy
- 17:44Speaker 3: at the basketball game.
- 17:45Speaker 2: Yo, thirty points. You're not saying nigga.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Jesus dav.
- 17:57Speaker 2: I got to make sure they heard it. And the manger,
- 18:02Speaker 2: all right, little and I'm taking out. Had to set
- 18:06Speaker 2: with your ass.
- 18:09Speaker 4: You break it.
- 18:10Speaker 2: You break you by almost right, poor almost misspacil, you
- 18:17Speaker 2: break you by all. I got my handler in my
- 18:23Speaker 2: pocket now, so welcome to the question of the Week
- 18:35Speaker 2: segment of the show.
- 18:36Speaker 6: I can feel it in there.
- 18:38Speaker 2: And then the question of the Week segment of the show.
- 18:41Speaker 2: I scattered a intewebs read my tick that f y
- 18:44Speaker 2: p page because where the hell that's what I look
- 18:47Speaker 2: I find videos, save it in the group chet and
- 18:50Speaker 2: pull it up to read for these niggas. You already yeah,
- 18:55Speaker 2: all right, like the head here go, give me your
- 19:00Speaker 2: best blue collar insults. I'm not talking he's fat. I'm
- 19:04Speaker 2: talking creative. I'm ready.
- 19:10Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
- 19:11Speaker 2: You seem a little skeptical, brother. I'm on the fence,
- 19:14Speaker 2: all right, but let's see how this goes. Okay, all right,
- 19:19Speaker 2: let's get it. I ain't hear what he said, so
- 19:23Speaker 2: I'm gonna go past that. Give me your best blue
- 19:26Speaker 2: collar insults. I'm not talking. He's fat. I'm talking creative.
- 19:31Speaker 2: If you're not gonna help, then at least clap when
- 19:34Speaker 2: I do something. Damn what.
- 19:41Speaker 4: Lord?
- 19:49Speaker 2: Okay, next one, give me your best blue collar insults.
- 19:52Speaker 2: I'm not talking. He's fat. I'm talking creative. If I
- 19:57Speaker 2: wanted somebody to watch me work, I would have been
- 19:59Speaker 2: a stripper.
- 20:02Speaker 6: Okay, to a micro manager.
- 20:08Speaker 3: Start twiling and then start twirling them titties. That's a hid,
- 20:12Speaker 3: that's a h you're going straight down.
- 20:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, I'm going.
- 20:17Speaker 2: I'm going.
- 20:18Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go to a meeting.
- 20:21Speaker 6: Exactly what's gonna happen? He going downbody?
- 20:26Speaker 4: Yeah, it was funny.
- 20:27Speaker 2: All right. Next one, give me your best blue collar insults.
- 20:31Speaker 2: I'm not talking. He's fat. I'm talking creative. You spent
- 20:35Speaker 2: nine months dodging a coat hanger. I know you can
- 20:37Speaker 2: move faster than that.
- 20:39Speaker 7: Damn.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Oh my, I don't even work a book college.
- 20:47Speaker 6: We got toussled.
- 20:48Speaker 4: Ain't got nothing to do the blue collar job.
- 20:50Speaker 2: My back. You're learning that woman when you're in school. Brother, Well,
- 21:01Speaker 2: let's hope you don't, because well it's not it's not
- 21:04Speaker 2: illegal in Maryland, so that's not the thing.
- 21:06Speaker 4: Especially them girls up. Man, they got midterm coming up,
- 21:09Speaker 4: and they said, he I.
- 21:10Speaker 7: Can't do this.
- 21:20Speaker 2: To day to go see Macie Gray fall accidentally on
- 21:26Speaker 2: purpose down some steps.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Let's let's have this conversation by stairs.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Brady that that's not about.
- 21:43Speaker 4: Sean. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. It was
- 21:50Speaker 4: Brandon fault.
- 21:51Speaker 2: Next one, next one, give me your best blue collar insults.
- 21:56Speaker 2: I'm not talking he's fat. I'm talking creative. If they
- 22:01Speaker 2: invented a kickstand for a shovel, you'd be out of
- 22:03Speaker 2: a job.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Damn your grave digging about the ai grave digging.
- 22:17Speaker 2: That's a whole lot of lean shovel here shovel he.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Damn, he said, you can' ain't be a ditch diggen
- 22:29Speaker 4: No more like damn.
- 22:31Speaker 2: Speaking speaking of digging dishes. Let's enjoy this. Next one,
- 22:35Speaker 2: give me your best blue collar insults. I'm not talking
- 22:38Speaker 2: he's fat, I'm talking creative. Oh ship it reset hold
- 22:43Speaker 2: on that, hold on. That is your learning curve of
- 22:46Speaker 2: fucking circle.
- 22:58Speaker 3: That's bad, bad, but alas you're gonna have to see
- 23:03Speaker 3: me outside.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I got that.
- 23:07Speaker 6: You don't understand it, so that.
- 23:10Speaker 2: No, it's it's not a circle. It's a curve.
- 23:14Speaker 6: Around like around, around and around and around.
- 23:22Speaker 2: It's a circle. Put on now bus.
- 23:28Speaker 3: Rating right over your head, my boy, poor thing, damn
- 23:35Speaker 3: pension zoom. He wasn't that here when we made the title.
- 23:42Speaker 3: It's okay, give me your best blue collar insults. I'm
- 23:45Speaker 3: not talking he's fat. I'm talking creative. Do you stutter
- 23:49Speaker 3: when you listen?
- 23:50Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Like that one.
- 23:56Speaker 4: I like that one.
- 23:59Speaker 2: That makes sense.
- 24:00Speaker 4: I'm gonna use that one.
- 24:02Speaker 2: I'm gonna use that I got I'm gonna use that.
- 24:05Speaker 2: I'm gonna use that.
- 24:07Speaker 4: That's fucking funny.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Oh, in case you didn't get a cup, they called
- 24:12Speaker 2: you stupid. Your brain just.
- 24:16Speaker 4: Sitting there like.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Bitch.
- 24:18Speaker 4: Probably stud on you listen you god damn you know
- 24:21Speaker 4: what you know?
- 24:21Speaker 2: That feeling when you when you shift gears in the manual,
- 24:28Speaker 2: somebody getting nass. Look, I gotta put the hands on
- 24:33Speaker 2: you for that, Brady.
- 24:35Speaker 4: That's fucking funny.
- 24:37Speaker 2: That's about it.
- 24:38Speaker 4: That's about something right there. That's funny.
- 24:40Speaker 2: Okay, next one, give me your best blue collar is sauce.
- 24:43Speaker 2: I'm not talking he's fat, I'm talking creative. Your two
- 24:47Speaker 2: cents is the reason why they're not making pennies anymore. Damn,
- 24:53Speaker 2: that's crazy.
- 24:55Speaker 4: I like that one too. I like that one too.
- 24:59Speaker 4: Out Stop being nosy, Browser.
- 25:03Speaker 6: You're a dead beach Rosser.
- 25:06Speaker 2: You're a dead beach Brady mad TV. Give me your
- 25:12Speaker 2: best blue collar insults. I'm not talking he's fat. I'm
- 25:16Speaker 2: talking creative. I bet you don't know that busses came
- 25:19Speaker 2: in more than they see.
- 25:20Speaker 4: Tim checks the red.
- 25:29Speaker 2: Is this an extra large bus? Mom says, stay out
- 25:32Speaker 2: of my room.
- 25:36Speaker 4: The night and me Nigga sat there looking at the
- 25:45Speaker 4: windows and ship bro look at the window.
- 25:48Speaker 6: Scary Movie six, Yeah, the whole hands leaving. Damn this
- 25:56Speaker 6: point mm hmm. Next one, nothing compared.
- 26:00Speaker 2: To the first two. Give me I never did go
- 26:03Speaker 2: see Scary Movie when it came out a few months ago.
- 26:04Speaker 2: I guess I catch it on the man anyway.
- 26:07Speaker 6: That's why I allegedly seen it.
- 26:09Speaker 4: I see a super girl.
- 26:11Speaker 2: Yeah for free. Give me your best blue collar insults.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I'm not talking he's fat, I'm talking creative. New guy
- 26:18Speaker 2: missus with the hammer for the fifth time. Old head boy,
- 26:22Speaker 2: you couldn't hear water if you jumped out of a bowl.
- 26:24Speaker 1: God damn it now, mister Charles, you ain't here and
- 26:27Speaker 1: say all that.
- 26:30Speaker 2: You know that sounds like an old black man. That's
- 26:36Speaker 2: years boy, pop up with Let's get back to the
- 26:42Speaker 2: question of the week because we got a few more
- 26:44Speaker 2: to go through. All good, all good, most of us
- 26:46Speaker 2: would come out because we can't. You know, music, copyright
- 26:48Speaker 2: and ship. Give me your best blue collar insults. I'm
- 26:51Speaker 2: not talking. He's fat. I'm talking creative. Can you take
- 26:54Speaker 2: tomorrow off? We need to get caught up a bit.
- 27:01Speaker 4: I see what you did that, bitch. Don't fuck you.
- 27:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna be here.
- 27:04Speaker 4: I'm gonna be here five thirty bitch ass niggas wanna
- 27:08Speaker 4: talk about.
- 27:09Speaker 6: We work so much better when you are here right,
- 27:11Speaker 6: stand me back.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Give me your best blue collar insults. I'm not talking.
- 27:16Speaker 2: He's fat. I'm talking creative. Boy, you bought his use
- 27:22Speaker 2: for as a screen door on a submarine?
- 27:24Speaker 6: God, damn, damn.
- 27:26Speaker 2: That hurt.
- 27:27Speaker 6: That's a good one.
- 27:28Speaker 4: I like it. I like it that that hurts my
- 27:31Speaker 4: pride a little bit, but I like it.
- 27:38Speaker 2: I scream.
- 27:41Speaker 4: That's bad. That's like a nigga over there. Open the window.
- 27:44Speaker 4: Winter flood.
- 27:45Speaker 3: You're like, ship, Well, let's water come from. That's mad raining,
- 27:54Speaker 3: that's diabolic. Course, fuck yo.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Okay, give me your best blue collar insults. I'm am
- 28:00Speaker 2: I talking, he's fat. I'm talking creative. I asked my
- 28:03Speaker 2: coworker today if anyone had told him that he had
- 28:05Speaker 2: been doing a good job. He said, hmm no. Then
- 28:10Speaker 2: I said, well maybe you should think about that.
- 28:16Speaker 6: People like shit.
- 28:18Speaker 1: No.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I mean, but that goes up there to what I
- 28:20Speaker 3: say is like if niggas don't if niggas, if niggas
- 28:23Speaker 3: can work without you, you need to think about that.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Ship.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Bro.
- 28:28Speaker 3: They always they always wanted to sink you home. That
- 28:30Speaker 3: mean nigga workout, they work better without you.
- 28:33Speaker 2: That part that's true. Next one, give me your best
- 28:36Speaker 2: blue collar insult. I'm not talking he's fat. I'm talking creative.
- 28:41Speaker 2: I know you're trying your best, but could you try
- 28:44Speaker 2: somebody else's best?
- 28:49Speaker 4: Your best ain't good enough?
- 28:51Speaker 2: Almost doesn't count. Word to Brandy M fuck rating.
- 29:07Speaker 4: That's fucked up? That that that that's a that ever
- 29:10Speaker 4: fucked up?
- 29:13Speaker 6: That's my rating?
- 29:14Speaker 4: Can you try? Can you try somebody else's best? Nigga
- 29:16Speaker 4: like Damn.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Speaking of him in the same vein. Give me your
- 29:20Speaker 2: best blue collar insults. I'm not talking he's fat. I'm
- 29:23Speaker 2: talking creative. I once said to another apprentice, you might
- 29:28Speaker 2: be the first person I've ever met that that has
- 29:30Speaker 2: reached their full potential.
- 29:31Speaker 6: Damn, that's me. That's that's me.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Brother. That laugh came from your soul.
- 29:51Speaker 4: This is a damn you can't get to heaven.
- 30:00Speaker 6: The grind.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Give me your best blue collar insult. I'm not talking
- 30:07Speaker 2: he's fat. I'm talking creative. You're not completely useless. I
- 30:12Speaker 2: mean I can still use it as a bad example.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Nope, no, all right, No, that's fighting words, yo, because
- 30:22Speaker 3: that's what you're telling me. I ain't ship essentially like period,
- 30:25Speaker 3: like like ain't even know like it's no it's no
- 30:28Speaker 3: leeway or like no no, no ounce of improvement or
- 30:31Speaker 3: nothing like that.
- 30:32Speaker 6: It's like that's what they said.
- 30:35Speaker 4: Damn nigga.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Might as well quick after that, bro, like because they
- 30:40Speaker 3: telling you they don't see no potential in you.
- 30:44Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
- 30:46Speaker 2: Next one, this is funny.
- 30:47Speaker 4: Go ahead and get unemployment, my boy, because that's it.
- 30:51Speaker 4: I can't even get that.
- 30:52Speaker 2: Give me your best blue collar insults. I'm not talking
- 30:54Speaker 2: he's fat, I'm talking creative. The bar was already so
- 30:58Speaker 2: low it was a tripping hazard, and hell, but here
- 31:01Speaker 2: you are limbo dancing with the damn devil?
- 31:11Speaker 6: How do people come up with this stuff?
- 31:13Speaker 4: You know what I thought?
- 31:14Speaker 3: I was mean, Yeah, yeah, screenshot that happened. That s
- 31:18Speaker 3: and tell me I'm gonna put that. I'm gonna put
- 31:19Speaker 3: I got, I gotta put that in the work group
- 31:21Speaker 3: chat in the work group check yeah, chat and then
- 31:28Speaker 3: under the under it it's gonna be a hit dog
- 31:32Speaker 3: will holler boning.
- 31:34Speaker 1: You know it should be a meme of the grandmother
- 31:36Speaker 1: from the Clumps. Hey, Clead, is what this piece.
- 31:40Speaker 6: Of scary mind?
- 31:41Speaker 1: You of.
- 31:44Speaker 2: My favorite? My favorite means that's not how this works.
- 31:47Speaker 2: That's not how this works.
- 31:52Speaker 4: Or that or that ship with the cats at the
- 31:53Speaker 4: table and the lady yelling and ship and it's like
- 31:56Speaker 4: the cat like.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Let's do a couple more. Give me your best blue
- 32:03Speaker 2: collar insults. I'm not talking he's fat, I'm talking creative.
- 32:06Speaker 2: That was definitely top three. That was, Yeah, you gotta
- 32:10Speaker 2: be to motherfuckers because one motherfucker can't be this stupid.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Every time I see him, I like these motherfuckers said,
- 32:26Speaker 1: you gotta be two motherfuckers because one motherfucker can't be
- 32:29Speaker 1: this stupid.
- 32:33Speaker 4: I used to say up on my life home girl
- 32:37Speaker 4: like this, she can't beat this dumb Yo, you be superme,
- 32:40Speaker 4: that's what you would say. Yeah, say that ship.
- 32:44Speaker 3: You listen like nah, Yo, come on here, she can't
- 32:47Speaker 3: beat this. She's playing. She gotta be playing now.
- 32:51Speaker 6: She's playing about how dumb she is.
- 32:55Speaker 4: Douse it be simple ship and you be like, you can't.
- 32:58Speaker 3: You can't be this dumb, you know, like if Johnny
- 33:01Speaker 3: had five apples and like Brandon like like we was
- 33:05Speaker 3: talking about, Yo, this deductive reasoning.
- 33:08Speaker 4: But you can't, you can't be this stupid. She came,
- 33:13Speaker 4: she told you all that.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Two more you're gonna go in the question I mean
- 33:22Speaker 2: que and that give me your best blue collar insults.
- 33:27Speaker 2: I'm not talking he's fat. I'm talking creative. You turned
- 33:32Speaker 2: the square in Tetris, didn't you? No matter what you.
- 33:46Speaker 6: Yeah, gee me Christmas, I just download on my my my,
- 33:54Speaker 6: my my iPad.
- 33:55Speaker 2: Damn shamee you do.
- 34:01Speaker 4: You know what you know? It's crazy crazy? They probably
- 34:04Speaker 4: the sideways. Why won't it fit? Son?
- 34:07Speaker 3: They probably struggled. They was probably panicking the whole time.
- 34:10Speaker 3: The mother fucker coming down there.
- 34:17Speaker 4: Today. Oh that was fucking funny.
- 34:23Speaker 6: All right, It's a whole lot a whole lot of
- 34:24Speaker 6: last one.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Give me your best blue collar insult. I'm not talking
- 34:30Speaker 2: he's fat. I'm talking creative. Boy. You don't. You aren't
- 34:36Speaker 2: worth the fuck it took to make it out.
- 34:42Speaker 4: You know that's duck off Dade with your what your
- 34:45Speaker 4: mother should.
- 34:45Speaker 6: Have swallowed you and you ain't worth the spitting and
- 34:48Speaker 6: take to cush you out.
- 34:50Speaker 4: Your father shular, Your father should have just let you
- 34:52Speaker 4: off in the side.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Oh damn, that wasn't the last one. Y'all done. I
- 35:03Speaker 2: got I got to more. I gotta read just too more,
- 35:05Speaker 2: just too more, bitch.
- 35:07Speaker 4: He sound like it sounded like more.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Baby. Come on, I just need daddy. Give me your
- 35:13Speaker 2: best blue collar insults. I'm not talking he's fat. I'm
- 35:16Speaker 2: talking creative. If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have
- 35:19Speaker 2: enough to blow the wax out of your ears.
- 35:21Speaker 6: Damn sh Now, he got him. Not the dynamite came
- 35:28Speaker 6: from Acme.
- 35:32Speaker 4: Ain't gonna, ain't gonna fuck with Wiley like that.
- 35:35Speaker 6: Look good.
- 35:36Speaker 2: Wally blew some ship up. It never never was the
- 35:39Speaker 2: intended to target, but it did blow up.
- 35:42Speaker 6: Was always like me, me, me me.
- 35:46Speaker 4: I sent him a video over Coyota actually chasing the rod.
- 35:49Speaker 7: Yo.
- 35:49Speaker 4: That ship was fucking crazy.
- 35:51Speaker 6: And he was trying to get justice.
- 35:53Speaker 2: I can't. All right, this is the last one. Give
- 36:01Speaker 2: me your best blue collar insults. I'm not talking he's fat.
- 36:04Speaker 2: I'm talking creative where you're born in this Mortian clinic.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Yeah, you mad to see me? Wow, you had to
- 36:19Speaker 4: see me?
- 36:20Speaker 3: And that concludes question in the week always that was me, Yeah,
- 36:25Speaker 3: you're gonna have to see me.
- 36:27Speaker 2: You said this drink.
- 36:36Speaker 6: Brandy, you ain't worth for damn.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Web bitch.
- 36:46Speaker 6: You thought.
- 36:53Speaker 2: You know m hmm.
- 36:56Speaker 6: Toward me to he said, yeah, hanger.
- 37:03Speaker 2: You miss you, miss bitch.
- 37:08Speaker 4: I was clinging to the left to not the right
- 37:10Speaker 4: one now And like these questions of the week, that
- 37:15Speaker 4: was tough.
- 37:16Speaker 2: What's next? Sens?
- 37:22Speaker 4: Then I tell you going straight home at the school? Penny?
- 37:28Speaker 4: How was with gi?
- 37:31Speaker 2: You know what they say abouttle girls who don't come
- 37:33Speaker 2: straight home?
- 37:40Speaker 5: Now?
- 37:40Speaker 4: Won No? Please?
- 37:42Speaker 2: Please?
- 37:43Speaker 3: Mom?
- 37:43Speaker 2: Sorry mama, so sorry, please, no, mam mom?
- 37:53Speaker 6: Please Now.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Like the lexus before we get started.
- 38:00Speaker 1: If you have any questions, comments, topic ideas, movie ideas.
- 38:06Speaker 6: We have not done a movie in a while. I
- 38:08Speaker 6: think of my head, couple up my sleeve.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Uh any documentaries, any TV shows, any news stories, an events,
- 38:19Speaker 1: any rants, anything other like you want heard on this
- 38:22Speaker 1: here podcast.
- 38:23Speaker 6: Let us know.
- 38:24Speaker 1: You can reach us via email. We all ask one
- 38:26Speaker 1: to part at gmail dot com. That is a s
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- 38:32Speaker 1: gmail dot com. We are all over Beyonce's Internet, the
- 38:36Speaker 1: Blue Ibby's Wi Fi, Sara's main frame. I forgot that
- 38:41Speaker 1: other child name, rooms IP address, Mama Tea in the bank,
- 38:52Speaker 1: making gumbo, and so lunges in the back on writing.
- 38:55Speaker 4: Like craz in the sky. Oh that is not my head.
- 38:59Speaker 4: Let us us know.
- 39:00Speaker 1: If you want to be anonymous, you want to use
- 39:02Speaker 1: a pseudonym, first name, lesson that you're a vice versa.
- 39:06Speaker 1: If you want to use uh, I forgot what I said.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Did I say a pseudonym already? Yeah, well your pseudonym,
- 39:15Speaker 1: or if you're just gonna use your government name, because,
- 39:18Speaker 1: in the words of Schrey Whitfield, circle real houses of Atlanta,
- 39:22Speaker 1: many many, many, many, many, many, many many moons in
- 39:28Speaker 1: summer spring falls, joggers go go.
- 39:32Speaker 2: That's not who's going to shock you, bue.
- 39:37Speaker 1: So we're gonna hit on over to you when it's
- 39:42Speaker 1: become one of our favorite threads. And then it's our good,
- 39:46Speaker 1: good girlfriend, miss Underscore Parker for real over on, I
- 39:50Speaker 1: G if you ain't already following.
- 39:52Speaker 6: Her, make sure you get that way girl.
- 39:58Speaker 1: And this one goes like my husband and both set
- 40:03Speaker 1: of grandparents and I saved three hundred and fifty thousand
- 40:05Speaker 1: dollars because we all wanted my daughter to go to
- 40:08Speaker 1: college without debt. Oh okay, the money started being saved
- 40:12Speaker 1: before my daughter was born. Fortunately for us, my daughter
- 40:16Speaker 1: got a full ride to Yale. We were so proud
- 40:19Speaker 1: so far. About eight months we taught our daughter that
- 40:22Speaker 1: we wanted to move, and we axed her to help
- 40:24Speaker 1: us pack pick out a house. Ultimately, she picked up.
- 40:28Speaker 1: They say picked up, but I think it's sposed to
- 40:30Speaker 1: picked out the house that she thought was best for us.
- 40:33Speaker 1: The house's five bedrooms, double car garage, and the plan
- 40:36Speaker 1: is to put an en grand pool. That's all okay,
- 40:40Speaker 1: it's a negated community and it's very beautiful. I asked
- 40:44Speaker 1: my daughter to decorate the house as if she it
- 40:47Speaker 1: was hers, and that we put paid for it. That
- 40:50Speaker 1: I just wanted the house moving ready. She loves an
- 40:53Speaker 1: interior design. So this one right, this one is right
- 40:57Speaker 1: up for her.
- 40:57Speaker 4: Ally.
- 40:58Speaker 6: Her birthday was this past weekend. We had a party
- 41:01Speaker 6: at the new house.
- 41:03Speaker 1: All of her friends and our family were there. We
- 41:05Speaker 1: gave her the keys to the house and told her
- 41:07Speaker 1: that the house was hers. We explained that we had
- 41:09Speaker 1: been saving this money for years and just wanted to
- 41:12Speaker 1: give her a better opportunity in life. And everybody left.
- 41:16Speaker 1: She explained to I'm sorry. After everybody left, she explained
- 41:19Speaker 1: to my husband and I that she would have never
- 41:21Speaker 1: picked this house for herself, that she does not want
- 41:24Speaker 1: the house, that she would have rather had the three
- 41:26Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. She says she wants a
- 41:29Speaker 1: year of traveling to different countries, then she would settle
- 41:32Speaker 1: down and buy a house with her future husband. Mind you,
- 41:35Speaker 1: she doesn't even have a boyfriend. She's saying that she
- 41:39Speaker 1: wants us to sell the house and give her the money.
- 41:41Speaker 1: My family is split on whether or not my husband
- 41:44Speaker 1: and I were wrong because we didn't give her an
- 41:47Speaker 1: opportunity to make a decision about what she wanted to
- 41:50Speaker 1: do with the money. She was there for closing and
- 41:52Speaker 1: her name is on the house as well. Are we
- 41:55Speaker 1: actually wrong? How do we make this right?
- 41:59Speaker 2: Well?
- 42:00Speaker 3: I wouldn't necessary to say you're actually wrong because you're
- 42:04Speaker 3: you had your daughter's best interests and best interests.
- 42:09Speaker 2: But the road to hell is paid with good intentions.
- 42:12Speaker 2: You can mean, well, but you but you can't do
- 42:15Speaker 2: that ship the parents. You ask you questions just to
- 42:17Speaker 2: see where your head is about stuff.
- 42:22Speaker 3: So you know what, no, but you know what, you
- 42:25Speaker 3: know where they fucked up and where they probably thought,
- 42:27Speaker 3: where they probably thought that they were actually like doing
- 42:29Speaker 3: something is when they told her to pick the house.
- 42:31Speaker 3: When they told her to pick the house out and
- 42:34Speaker 3: design it, you know, decorated the way that the way
- 42:37Speaker 3: that they want it, you know, the way that she wanted,
- 42:40Speaker 3: not necessarily saying, hey, this's gonna be your house, right,
- 42:44Speaker 3: it's gonna be your house, so you know, like pick
- 42:47Speaker 3: it like you know, when you pick out the house,
- 42:48Speaker 3: picket like it it's something that you were live in.
- 42:50Speaker 3: I mean, it was basically just it was basically just
- 42:53Speaker 3: a you know, just just a miscommunication.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Miscommunication because for using the same example to expound on
- 42:58Speaker 2: that point, if our parents are in their seventies and
- 43:01Speaker 2: they telling me they buy a new house and they
- 43:04Speaker 2: let me let me design and do whatever, fun I'm
- 43:07Speaker 2: gonna get y'all a rancher, three bedrooms, get you spaces
- 43:11Speaker 2: y'all can move around, and y'all feel like agent. But
- 43:13Speaker 2: if I know, I like split level houses, and y'all
- 43:16Speaker 2: tell me to pick the house out and y'all let
- 43:17Speaker 2: me pick it. I'm gonna pick something for y'all. I'm
- 43:20Speaker 2: going into this about me, think about me. I'm thinking
- 43:22Speaker 2: about what's best for y'all.
- 43:24Speaker 1: First of all, it's her by herself. And yeah, they're
- 43:26Speaker 1: saying that they were trying to give her one up
- 43:31Speaker 1: in life. I feel like giving her one up in
- 43:33Speaker 1: life would have been to give her part of the
- 43:34Speaker 1: money and maybe invest the rest of it, put it
- 43:37Speaker 1: in the high yield stavings or something like that, so
- 43:39Speaker 1: she would have the money portfolio and something like that,
- 43:43Speaker 1: not necessarily buying her a house. And like you said,
- 43:47Speaker 1: she chose it based on what she felt y'all would like,
- 43:50Speaker 1: not she would like, y'all don't have this because y'all
- 43:52Speaker 1: you know, she grew up in y'all house, So y'all
- 43:54Speaker 1: you know that's your daughter, y'all raise or whatever, don't
- 43:56Speaker 1: mean that y'all have the same taste. So she she
- 44:00Speaker 1: designed everything, picked out the furniture, did everything based on
- 44:03Speaker 1: what y'all would like. State They they got a five
- 44:07Speaker 1: bedroom to call garage house for three fifty because you
- 44:13Speaker 1: can't get that here in Maryland. You're paying them there
- 44:16Speaker 1: three fifty food a rowhouse that in the area I
- 44:21Speaker 1: live in. When I bought my house, my house was
- 44:23Speaker 1: under two hundred thousand dollars. Recently I looked up houses
- 44:26Speaker 1: around here they made to hide two hundreds, and they
- 44:29Speaker 1: mostly these houses.
- 44:30Speaker 6: Around here are made the same way. AnyWho, So, yeah,
- 44:34Speaker 6: it's not a yeah.
- 44:37Speaker 1: If there wasn't a good idea, I think you should
- 44:39Speaker 1: have gave her a little more. I know, I get
- 44:42Speaker 1: y'all trying to surprise her.
- 44:43Speaker 4: I really did, and I.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Think house hell, I mean, I didn't buy me and
- 44:48Speaker 3: even pay this one right, No, but but but I mean,
- 44:52Speaker 3: but you can also, I mean you can also kind
- 44:54Speaker 3: of look at it. I mean look at it and
- 44:56Speaker 3: that I look at it and through that lens of
- 44:59Speaker 3: like they did this you like, yo, they did this
- 45:01Speaker 3: for you, like honestly your name on it. You can
- 45:03Speaker 3: probably you can probably do some ship. You can you
- 45:05Speaker 3: can arrange an agreement to be like all right, let's
- 45:08Speaker 3: we're going to sell it out. We can sell it,
- 45:10Speaker 3: you know, we can sell it.
- 45:11Speaker 4: I'll take the.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Money and i'll buy, you know, buy what I want.
- 45:13Speaker 3: But you ain't just had the outright and be like man,
- 45:15Speaker 3: you know, like like scorched earth on it.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Remember that she said that, at least unless I heard
- 45:20Speaker 2: you wrong, they said that her name was on the house.
- 45:22Speaker 2: To mean her name was on the house.
- 45:25Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 45:26Speaker 2: They can petition to get their names taken off of
- 45:28Speaker 2: the house, right the house, as.
- 45:29Speaker 1: You might say, she can rent it out or whatever,
- 45:35Speaker 1: you know, let the equity building the house.
- 45:38Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true too.
- 45:39Speaker 1: And then somebody else said it was like, you know,
- 45:41Speaker 1: what to buy a single woman a five bid from
- 45:43Speaker 1: two bedroom house. That's a lot of maintenance. There's a
- 45:47Speaker 1: lot of house to take care of. Again, I got
- 45:49Speaker 1: a three bedroom, one in the bathroom, and there's a
- 45:50Speaker 1: lot of making because break is on you. But like
- 45:54Speaker 1: they said, maybe she you could have got her condo.
- 45:56Speaker 1: That's less maintenance. And even when you own a condo,
- 45:58Speaker 1: a lot of the times you got that social they
- 46:00Speaker 1: take care of certain things, you know, So I don't
- 46:05Speaker 1: think that was a good idea. Maybe took a hundred
- 46:08Speaker 1: thousand and border a condo.
- 46:10Speaker 2: Cut grass my grass last Saturday. It rained the day.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Now many y'all look worse than it last.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Week, like mine, my grass Literally I don't even think
- 46:17Speaker 1: it's been two weeks since my grads got cut. The
- 46:19Speaker 1: guy was supposed to came during the week. He's supted
- 46:21Speaker 1: to come back on that Saturday and and cut around
- 46:27Speaker 1: my fence line.
- 46:28Speaker 6: Because my little bushes and stuff that started.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Growing all up. And then my neighbors this bushy got in.
- 46:33Speaker 1: How y'ad it grows over into my yard, so all
- 46:35Speaker 1: along my fence line. It's the highest they gotta go.
- 46:38Speaker 1: It looks it looked, y'all look.
- 46:42Speaker 2: But do that.
- 46:44Speaker 6: And because it kept raining.
- 46:45Speaker 1: And now I came in the house yesterday and I'm
- 46:47Speaker 1: looking at the grass and I'm like, damn, it looks
- 46:49Speaker 1: like I got my.
- 46:49Speaker 6: Grass got a couple of weeks ago.
- 46:51Speaker 2: I'll it grows so fast.
- 46:52Speaker 3: I's like, it's just a matter, it's just a matter
- 46:54Speaker 3: of perspection perspective, like you can you know, like you could.
- 46:59Speaker 3: I mean, it's not it's not being ungrateful, Like it's
- 47:01Speaker 3: not being ungrateful because it was miscommunication. You didn't ask me.
- 47:05Speaker 3: You know, you didn't ask me personally like what kind
- 47:08Speaker 3: of like what I like? Or what am I into?
- 47:11Speaker 3: Or what do I think I'm into? Like Brandon? Like
- 47:13Speaker 3: Brandon said, it's like, yo, you ain't think to be like,
- 47:15Speaker 3: so what you feel about this? Like if we was
- 47:18Speaker 3: to do this, what's we feel about this?
- 47:20Speaker 2: Would you want right that you see yourself living in
- 47:23Speaker 2: or growing? Agent is the thing with that? That's an
- 47:25Speaker 2: expensive miscommunication. And you didn't waste their money on closing costs,
- 47:29Speaker 2: on initial setup to get the house fronted. You didn't
- 47:32Speaker 2: put money into designing it. And that's somebody that could
- 47:34Speaker 2: have been in her pocket or say, hey, we want
- 47:37Speaker 2: to give you thisbody that you knew about. We want
- 47:39Speaker 2: to buy you a house, but we want to check
- 47:41Speaker 2: what you first, to see what type of house you want.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Or you want to want us to get you a condo.
- 47:46Speaker 2: You can live in a condo, take the rest of
- 47:47Speaker 2: the money invested, the travel like you want to do it,
- 47:49Speaker 2: but you always have somewhere to call home. Because even
- 47:52Speaker 2: using that example, what if they live in like they
- 47:54Speaker 2: bought a house with three hundred thousand dollars, what if
- 47:57Speaker 2: they live in fucking Minneapolis and she wants to move
- 48:01Speaker 2: to Chicago or Dallas, and now she has this the
- 48:05Speaker 2: three hundred fifty thousand dollars house that she has no
- 48:08Speaker 2: intention on living it because she's spenting on moving in
- 48:10Speaker 2: six months. Now what.
- 48:15Speaker 4: Yeah, ship, Yeah, niggas fucked.
- 48:17Speaker 2: You gotta ask. That's that's that's expensive missing. I mean,
- 48:20Speaker 2: y'are blessed because I'll take that expensive miscommunication any day.
- 48:23Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pay house, you give me a house. Thanky,
- 48:28Speaker 2: y'are paying the utility. But that's the thing too, with houses,
- 48:30Speaker 2: the more square footage, the high them utilities is going
- 48:33Speaker 2: to be yeah.
- 48:35Speaker 4: Yeah, But at the same time, you know, at the
- 48:37Speaker 4: same time, it's like ship, I could put.
- 48:40Speaker 6: My name on it, right, right, but you still maintain it.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Though equity don't grow. If they don't grow in six
- 48:47Speaker 2: six weeks take years.
- 48:50Speaker 4: But you know what I'm saying, It's like it's like ship,
- 48:52Speaker 4: I can do a lot. I can do a lot
- 48:53Speaker 4: with this ship. You know, like you said, run runt
- 48:55Speaker 4: that motherfucker.
- 48:56Speaker 6: I think you should. I not runt the house, out
- 49:00Speaker 6: sell it.
- 49:00Speaker 1: And but again, like they said, the money would have
- 49:05Speaker 1: somebody else made a good point in the comments about
- 49:06Speaker 1: what would have happened.
- 49:07Speaker 6: If she didn't get the scholarship and.
- 49:12Speaker 1: And they had to use the money towards college, she
- 49:14Speaker 1: wouldn't have had the money anyway to trap like she's
- 49:17Speaker 1: talking about what she want.
- 49:18Speaker 6: To do, so where would that money have come from.
- 49:20Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, she did get
- 49:21Speaker 1: the scholarship, and since the money was initially saved up
- 49:23Speaker 1: for her, maybe I do believe she should be able
- 49:27Speaker 1: to But she needs.
- 49:28Speaker 6: Y'all need to sit down and have a serious conversation.
- 49:30Speaker 4: With her about money.
- 49:33Speaker 6: Don't don't blow through this three hundred and fifty thousand
- 49:36Speaker 6: dollars like that.
- 49:38Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I understand, y'all. Y'all, y'all was coming
- 49:42Speaker 1: from a good place to sound like Harry last one.
- 49:46Speaker 1: Of course, I'm going over to our favorite thread, Ye Brandon,
- 49:51Speaker 1: thread that he denies.
- 49:53Speaker 4: But it's except that that shut him the fuck up.
- 50:00Speaker 4: It was crazy.
- 50:01Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, mister superman.
- 50:06Speaker 6: You set it on camera though, Harry going over the
- 50:10Speaker 6: Six Brown Chicks.
- 50:13Speaker 1: A rumor spread in my friend group that my boyfriend
- 50:16Speaker 1: of seven years was going to propose to me and
- 50:18Speaker 1: that he had a party set up at a particular location,
- 50:21Speaker 1: so I pretended not to.
- 50:23Speaker 6: Know about it.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Why would y'all put it in the group.
- 50:25Speaker 1: I paid the girls to do my makeup. I showed
- 50:28Speaker 1: up at the airdress and it's a chuck of cheese restaurant. Ha.
- 50:32Speaker 1: My boyfriend is kind of silly. He's also a father
- 50:34Speaker 1: of two young kids in several years. For seven years,
- 50:39Speaker 1: he had promised me he was going to leave his wife.
- 50:46Speaker 1: We were together first, surprised we were together first, and
- 50:50Speaker 1: then he married her. They've been together for four years
- 50:53Speaker 1: and have two kids. I've been with him for seven years,
- 50:56Speaker 1: so I'm not the side home. She is, okay, okay, tell.
- 51:03Speaker 1: I just figured that this was my day that he
- 51:07Speaker 1: was going to propose, although he never invited me. I
- 51:11Speaker 1: robbed that chucky cheese and he's staying with his wife
- 51:13Speaker 1: and their children. She said to me, are you the
- 51:16Speaker 1: parent of one of the kids. I said, no, I'm
- 51:19Speaker 1: your husband's future for Yonce. Pizza was thrown at me.
- 51:23Speaker 1: Several people hit me, including a few kids. I ran
- 51:26Speaker 1: back to my call. Hey, my wig was shredded. I'm
- 51:30Speaker 1: okay physically, but my boyfriend has not checked on me,
- 51:34Speaker 1: nor has he proposed. I'm so confused right now, what
- 51:37Speaker 1: is he thinking. He's thinking that your learning curve is
- 51:40Speaker 1: a circle. That's what he's thinking. It's not wrong with you.
- 51:43Speaker 4: I'm gonna be real. That's right. Let's let's be real.
- 51:46Speaker 6: You gotta jump by the family, including the kids.
- 51:49Speaker 4: First of all, stop listening to your fucking friends when
- 51:52Speaker 4: they say they set you up.
- 51:54Speaker 6: They set you up? What are your friends and friends
- 51:56Speaker 6: with his wife? I promise you they set you up.
- 52:00Speaker 2: They tired, they was They call me Helen Keller because
- 52:04Speaker 2: I can't hear or see none of this bullshit.
- 52:08Speaker 4: Nigga, when I tell you, when I tell you this, like.
- 52:12Speaker 2: They so stupid.
- 52:14Speaker 4: They set your ass up up and I'm here for
- 52:17Speaker 4: what barrel? You know?
- 52:21Speaker 6: He want you to show up a girl.
- 52:23Speaker 1: We've been playing this the whole time, but you got
- 52:26Speaker 1: a surprise because we wasn't supposed to tell you.
- 52:27Speaker 6: He was supposed to give the address and tell you.
- 52:29Speaker 4: To show up.
- 52:29Speaker 2: That wasn't a reflect in and of itself.
- 52:32Speaker 4: Yo.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Your home girls, probably your home girls told you all
- 52:35Speaker 3: they can watch you crash out.
- 52:37Speaker 4: They didn't talk about you, and they said they.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Sick and you sluting being being the dumbas he's been
- 52:44Speaker 1: he's been with you for seven years, but he married
- 52:46Speaker 1: somebody else and had children.
- 52:47Speaker 2: So you were to the side, bitch exactly. I don't
- 52:50Speaker 2: and I don't.
- 52:52Speaker 4: That's the thing. I didn't even understand the tyoro baby.
- 52:55Speaker 3: Come on, come on, don't don't do it like you
- 52:56Speaker 3: heard what I said. But it's like I don't understand.
- 53:00Speaker 3: I don't understand that ship. Like yo, you saying that
- 53:03Speaker 3: you're the main ship.
- 53:04Speaker 4: Baby. He married her, he might he married her.
- 53:07Speaker 1: I'm not the side she is when she decided that
- 53:10Speaker 1: she's gonna be an obituary when he go to glory.
- 53:12Speaker 4: Not you, you de side you decide you you're the side.
- 53:17Speaker 1: He probably was never the main You've probably have been
- 53:19Speaker 1: inside this entire time. You probably had somebody else that
- 53:21Speaker 1: this entire time, probably to the wife, and then he
- 53:27Speaker 1: win't got somebody else and kept you on the SITHO
- 53:29Speaker 1: do that.
- 53:30Speaker 6: Have a side?
- 53:31Speaker 1: Three girlfriends, two wives, and a boyfriend possibly and.
- 53:37Speaker 2: A partridge in the picture. All that, two hots and
- 53:43Speaker 2: a cot.
- 53:45Speaker 6: He still ain't married you.
- 53:48Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go after I leave here and
- 53:49Speaker 2: put some cavalies back on that. I don't need to
- 53:51Speaker 2: be eating.
- 53:52Speaker 4: Yeah, no, but it is it is weird. I mean,
- 53:56Speaker 4: but it's weird. It's weird as fuck, yo, Like, yeah,
- 54:00Speaker 4: it's weird as fun. That's that's all I got.
- 54:02Speaker 6: Love custod ice cream at Work.
- 54:05Speaker 2: Ice Cream.
- 54:07Speaker 4: That's some Baltimore ship.
- 54:08Speaker 1: It's fantastic place I went to there on the side,
- 54:12Speaker 1: they got all these homemade ice creams, different flavors.
- 54:17Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
- 54:18Speaker 4: Egg Custard is some Baltimore ship.
- 54:21Speaker 6: Mixed up with marshmallow ice cream and takes.
- 54:23Speaker 4: That's even I ain't never snowball. That's my favorite.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Egg Custody got meeting Custody Cherry, but I ain't never
- 54:30Speaker 1: heard changed the subject.
- 54:31Speaker 6: Were talking about your dummies basic anyway.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have any questions for us, feel free
- 54:37Speaker 2: to send them my way. That's one of the part
- 54:39Speaker 2: of gmail. Question Bright, Oh god, what what is it now?
- 54:42Speaker 4: Ryan?
- 54:44Speaker 3: I think my question, my question is if you got
- 54:49Speaker 3: all this invested in this nigga and he chose somebody else.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Over you, stand up? Why why are you still there?
- 55:00Speaker 4: He he loves me?
- 55:03Speaker 2: No, he don't, okay, Joe Scott, he wants me, No,
- 55:05Speaker 2: he don't. He incites you to chorus huh I.
- 55:15Speaker 6: Kids many and he probably force you to delete his
- 55:21Speaker 6: speed us damn.
- 55:23Speaker 2: You could find us on Facebook and YouTube at Wanting
- 55:25Speaker 2: Our Dad City the Bads, on Instagram, threads x and
- 55:29Speaker 2: TikTok at Wonder Part Underschool and on Blue Sky at Wonderpart.
- 55:34Speaker 2: Scott do social world wide like Candy Birds. And again,
- 55:40Speaker 2: if you want sense to ship to ship like this, don't. Thanks.
- 55:45Speaker 2: With that being said, we thank you for watching and listening.
- 55:48Speaker 2: We love y'all oh so much. Simple bitch fuck you
- 55:52Speaker 2: have a great.
- 55:53Speaker 4: Dang shout nine kase.
- 55:58Speaker 2: Yeah, we hit We almost at tenth down and followers
- 56:00Speaker 2: about the time y'all see this on on tic tack,
- 56:02Speaker 2: We're gonna be well over ten k followers, but we
- 56:05Speaker 2: get a thousand followers over the past day. Shout out
- 56:11Speaker 2: to y'all watching this.
- 56:13Speaker 4: Keep it up.
- 56:15Speaker 3: I will, but I will say this and I appreciate
- 56:18Speaker 3: you all for doing it, and I will continue to
- 56:20Speaker 3: be saying that.
- 56:21Speaker 4: Share this.
- 56:23Speaker 2: Seeing the stitches too what he said they've been stitching
- 56:26Speaker 2: the video on. Yeah, I appreciate you.
- 56:31Speaker 4: Stitch stitch this ship, this this ship, this this ship,
- 56:36Speaker 4: stitch this ship, stitch this ship. All.
- 56:40Speaker 2: We gotta go because we got plans today half birthday.
- 56:43Speaker 2: Seeing a few hours at the big silkie dig my
- 56:50Speaker 2: unit over there, ready to be curled in the stub. Bitch,
- 56:53Speaker 2: I see you on a few big silky out baby.
- 57:00Speaker 2: What suld say about to be popping?
- 57:02Speaker 4: Where where the soul goes?
- 57:04Speaker 2: I would just say this, y'all better be lucky. I
- 57:06Speaker 2: him found no cool water, bitch. If I'm gonna take
- 57:08Speaker 2: the ship back to the seventh, something like musk and raspberries, bitch,
- 57:13Speaker 2: big e sucky for that.
- 57:14Speaker 4: Ass nigga about the shore with the bitch smelled like.
- 57:16Speaker 7: Juke cool water then, or no, no, no brute, brute
- 57:22Speaker 7: you know grandfather's wearing brute and the green bows ship
- 57:27Speaker 7: ship burn your neck when you put it on.
- 57:28Speaker 2: All right, Joe, we got gun.
- 57:30Speaker 6: We hollerdy.
- 57:37Speaker 4: Teddy teddy teddy toeddes titt is teddy big titties