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Hello Sailor Boy Update - Mail Mixup From February 20th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: This program to give you a London constacy from one
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: of our units at.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: SE Hello, sailor boy, what's going on?
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my sailor sun Festus called the sixth one call.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't realize what time it was.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: He doesn't remember where you were.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: We're twelve hours of difference where he is. And Diego Garcia.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: I actually heard Diego Garcia mentioned in the news somewhere yesterday.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Well, because it's it's I thought when he got sent there,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he's in the middle of the
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: Indian Ocean.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: Nothing bad can happen to him there.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: But there's Diego Garcia has been popping up in the
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: news because you know, President Trump is threatening war with Iran.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's a strategic place for that.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: And uh, it's it's a it's a British territory. So
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: the United States has to get permission from the Brits.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: And did they say they wouldn't give permission?
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Apparently not, So that's why that's.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: And that's what they say. They said, you don't have permission.
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: To launch launch from there. That's why it's been in
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: the news.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: But Festus can't talk about any of that because you know,
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: that's that's top secret military stuff.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: You can talk about it.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just in the news. We're recording what's in
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: the news.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: But a couple of weeks ago, I was telling you
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: about how things a Festus is missing being stuck on
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: this island, and one of them was he misses Taco Bell.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: There's no fast food on the island. He misses Taco Bell.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Taco Bell really should be advertising on our show.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: And some friend of the program said, you know, you
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: can get this crunch wrap Supreme kit which has everything
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: but the meat in it, I guess, and I'm like, oh,
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: that would be fun to send him. M hm. So
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: I go on Amazon and and I know what you're
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: going to say about me going on Amazon, but they are.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: They are really good about shipping. They're pretty good about
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: shipping things to this island. And I went on Amazon
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: and I found the crunch wraps at Preme and I'm like, great,
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this to Festus. Well, for some reason,
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: there are things that Amazon won't send to the island.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if it's the military blocks it
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: or what. I've had some success sending things to the island.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: It just says it just says this is not available
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: for shipping where you want it to go.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: What kinds of things.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of food kind of stuff mostly, So
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, damn, O, Well, I'll come up
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: with something else, which is when I took Carries comic
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: books that he gave me to send, and I made
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: my own little package of that, and I put some
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: taco bell stuff in it and some other treats and things,
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: and then I went just to the regular post office
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  Speaker 1: to send to send that.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: Well, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Order other things from Amazon from time to time, and
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: I had ordered something for the Destruction of America, and
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: I realized I ordered something a long time ago and
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: it hasn't come yet.
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  Speaker 3: So I went on my Amazon account to track my order.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I realized that as I had been searching to
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: send Festus the crunch Wrap Supreme kit, I had put
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: in his address. So subsequently my next order I didn't
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: change there.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: It got sent to what was it, Lingerie?
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: I think Dawson has has it. It arrived this morning.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: So Festus going from here all the way into the
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: middle of the ocean. He got some dog treats, some
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: bone broth. Dog treats are there dogs on the end. Well,
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: so dog dog treats and a book that I ordered
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: the housemaid.
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: Well now, so, so first of all, he doesn't read,
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: we know that. And then no Festus reads, I know
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: ends read. And then so what's he so?
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: So he he sent me a picture this morning with
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: and he said, I think I know what happened here.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: You didn't You didn't mean to send me dog treats
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: in a book? Now?
• 4:15
  Speaker 4: Well, now they had the retirement party for the.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: Dome, I said, So I told you the story about Fanta,
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: the bomb sniffing dog that that just retired, had had
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: her party earlier in the week. I'm like, oh, you
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: can act like you you wanted to give Phanta a present.
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: And you could read the book to the dog.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: But he still hasn't received the other package that I
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: put together for him.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: So that's that's the only one you sent to him
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: in error.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm glad.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: So occasionally I will order things that are heavy from Amazon,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm so glad.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't accidentally send some big heavy.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: You know, like, what's he going to do with a
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: bowling ball?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad. This was just a small box with
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: a couple of things.
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  Speaker 2: What about I don't need a vacuum.
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  Speaker 4: So they won't allow you to send the crunt trap thing.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: No, but I can buy it and put it in
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  Speaker 1: my own box.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going to try that.
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  Speaker 4: But don't they go through as a security go through
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  Speaker 4: the package.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so I don't know if you've.
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  Speaker 2: Got rejected by Amazon.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so if they go through the package and they go, well,
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: we can't because it's going to screw up the I
• 5:27
  Speaker 5: don't know ecosystem or whatever.
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try it. I think it's worth a try.
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: You may be, they may throw you in the brig.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: But this is actually a good lesson for me because
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: I usually buy my books at King's English.
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  Speaker 3: It's my favorite bookstore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's what I do. Is I call them
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: up and I and.
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  Speaker 3: They'll save it.
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  Speaker 1: You can, they'll save it for you behind the counter.
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  Speaker 1: You can pay for it and go pick it up.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know why I bought this book on Amazon.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: I think because I was getting these dog treats and.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Which you couldn't get anywhere else.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you, yeah, you can't. I don't know why.
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: I I don't know, I know why.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: Being lazy you're lazy.
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  Speaker 1: So this is karma saying, if you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: go two blocks from your house to King's English to
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  Speaker 1: pick up this book, we're going to send it to
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: the middle of the ocean. He also sent a picture
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: I don't off. Dawson has the other picture of how
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: he's spending some of his time there. He is at
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: the beach x ninety six dot com slash Live. He's
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: he's going out paddle boarding, but it's a white sand beach.
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: And my son is so white. He just blends you. No,
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: he does not tan.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: He's not getting any.
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: No, he burns, that's all he does.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: He's just as pale as ye.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Did he grow up trying to tan?
• 6:52
  Speaker 4: No, it's the Irish in yeah, because I did that,
• 6:56
  Speaker 4: you trying to.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Burns. I do get a little tan, but but I
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: burn easily too.
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the Irish him.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: But I'm going to put together Carrie gave me some
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: more comic books, so I'm going to put together another
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  Speaker 1: box and I'm going to get the crunch Wrap Supreme
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  Speaker 1: and try to.
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: Send him some copper tone.
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  Speaker 3: For God's said, I have sent him sun screws something.
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  Speaker 5: It reminds me I need to contact Kings English about
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  Speaker 5: a book I want.
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: They're great, they have a great they're not advertising.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're supposed to say, what book is that, Carrie?
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, I just I was making a note that
• 7:31
  Speaker 5: I need to remember. It's called The Avengers versus the
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: nineteen seventies.
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  Speaker 3: Because the nice thing is it's.
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  Speaker 5: About the social commentary that was happening in the comic
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: books at the time.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: If they don't have a book book, if they don't
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  Speaker 1: have it, they will order it for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is nice. So do that. Don't do what
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what we do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think the Taco Bell's perishable. I don't
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  Speaker 5: think that's why they turned it away.
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think. So I'm gonna buy one and try.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it could be just Amazon arbitrary and and
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: the and the military could give a damn it'll be
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: I'm curious. Keep keep us posting.
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  Speaker 4: Here's hoping that.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, can you get like Taco Bell hot sauce
• 8:18
  Speaker 5: packets and send it to well, I don't know.
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: See, that's what I put in the other box that
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: he hasn't got yet.
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  Speaker 4: So he hasn't got them yet.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: So we'll see okay, all right, Hello sailor Boy,