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Our Surgeon Friend with Dr. Deren Bagsby · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hi, Hey, Hey, Sorry, I'm three minutes like, guys, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Raj, what's up? Rerun?
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: What's'? Who the hell is in fucking a war zone?
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  Speaker 1: A police war zone right now?
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  Speaker 2: It is I Zach Braf. I am in New York
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: City and there are a lot of police action and
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  Speaker 2: ambulance action and fire action. This is Manhattan, Donald.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Yo? Is there a fight?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Donald? You see when you live in a very populous
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: urban environment, the rescuers oft tell.
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  Speaker 1: Me about what it feels like to live in an
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: urban environment.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I do live in an urban environment, Donald.
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  Speaker 1: And I would have to I would love to know
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: what it feels like.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: I know you quote grew up in Hell's Kitchen. But
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: here in the Isle of Manhattan, I love it here.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to come home. I gotta come home
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  Speaker 2: for Christmas birthday party.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be so much fun, though I know.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be I'm gonna be excited for the party,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm having. It's gorgeous here. It's literally eighty degrees.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: It's every one's chipper. It's Sonny right, Dann you're here?
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: How pretty is it? It's gorgeous?
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  Speaker 1: Hot it's gorgeous in La right now. Actually, it's got
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  Speaker 1: a nice hole.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm when it's going, I'm seeing a plate to night.
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  Speaker 1: I eat it to a wonderful ninety five.
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  Speaker 2: Ninety five. That's hot.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a hot tub. That is far. You see
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  Speaker 1: how the black people are like, lovely, all the white
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  Speaker 1: people are like, that's too hot. I turned red and
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  Speaker 1: water like that.
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  Speaker 4: You you got some blood, It just gets to the
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  Speaker 4: front of the skin.
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  Speaker 1: You can see it.
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  Speaker 2: You got some spoiled ass kids swimming in a ninety
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  Speaker 2: five degree pool.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: I had to tell you this, bro, but you're right
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: because my wife said the exact same thing. She was like, Yo, listen,
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: when I was a kid, the temperature was the temperature. Yeah,
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: and we got in that ship. That's just how it was.
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  Speaker 1: And I can I can attest.
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  Speaker 2: Your kids are gonna test and your kids are like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not heated.
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  Speaker 1: That's me too, though.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I get it hard for the money, y'all keep it
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  Speaker 1: one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: I hate my pool too, but not the ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: I work hard for the money. So you better treat
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  Speaker 1: a nigga right.
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  Speaker 2: The money for the money, so you better treat a
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: nigga right, I'm excited for a Christmas party, Don't get
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  Speaker 2: me wrong. It's gonna be everyone we know and love
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  Speaker 2: is going to be there. Everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Are you excited for?
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  Speaker 2: Sarah chalk Call texted me. She's like, Christmas present is
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: not going to be here in Canada on time? Is
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  Speaker 2: there a way I could send the present to your
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  Speaker 2: house so it will arrive on you know? All flabbergasted?
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  Speaker 1: What are you bringing for? What are you getting Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't figure out a present for you? Have you?
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  Speaker 1: It's hard, man, It's hard pretty much everything well.
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  Speaker 2: You can't think of like a monetary thing because she
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  Speaker 2: don't need that. It's you have to think about something sentimental.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna have a pick sure of her blown
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  Speaker 2: up because she loves that. But I don't know. I've
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  Speaker 2: done that so many times. You guys have any ideas too? Well,
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  Speaker 2: you're thoughtful man.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies in my life, I look like I'm always getting
• 3:13
  Speaker 5: them spot packages.
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  Speaker 2: Spot package is good.
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  Speaker 1: Does she like to ride horses?
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  Speaker 2: She does? She she does like horses. You want to
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  Speaker 2: get her a horse? You want to puit a horse?
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  Speaker 6: Me?
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  Speaker 1: How much would a horse cost?
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  Speaker 5: Us?
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  Speaker 2: Horses cost of you know, any range? It's like a car.
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  Speaker 1: Can get Can we get it? Can we get a thoroughbread?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's going to be very expensive. I think that's
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  Speaker 2: like a quarter million dollars for a thoroughbread. Oh well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just pulling that out of my bread. I'm pulling
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  Speaker 2: that out of my butt. Though, I don't really know
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  Speaker 2: the thoroughbed prices.
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  Speaker 1: Because then she could enter it in races and all thought.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's a thoughtful idea. So you're suggesting we buy
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  Speaker 2: her a thoroughbed, and we'll also need the trainers and
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  Speaker 2: the and all the staff, the jockey, and then we
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  Speaker 2: need a jockey, or maybe one of your kids could
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  Speaker 2: the jockey.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're light, they're very they're very they're very light.
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  Speaker 5: According to the Internet, a thoroughbread costs between one hundred
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  Speaker 5: and three hundred thousand dollars to purchase and forty five
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  Speaker 5: thousand dollars a year in expenses.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well it's a very thoughtful gift, Donald. But here's
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  Speaker 2: the thing. If it were to win prize money, we
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  Speaker 2: could tell her that here's the thing, we're spending so
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  Speaker 2: much money on this horse. Donald and I get to
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  Speaker 2: split the prize money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I mean, that's only fair, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're willing to lay out two fifty and.
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  Speaker 1: Then we get some of that money back, So we
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  Speaker 1: get the money all back.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, let me just I want to. I want to.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get the plan. We get a horse there,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna get her a thoroughbread and then we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: need to spend forty five a year, Joelle says, training
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  Speaker 2: and taking care of it. And then we.
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  Speaker 1: Get a baby one, so it can we can we
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  Speaker 1: can do the proper things that are needed for that
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  Speaker 1: thing to be.
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  Speaker 2: Like, uh, yeah, we'll probably get a discount if it's
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  Speaker 2: a baby.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, I know, I think I think reading
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  Speaker 5: right out the gate, it's a hundred thousand, three hundred
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  Speaker 5: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Because we need to be able to we need to
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  Speaker 1: be able to mud this bad boy. We need to
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  Speaker 1: be able to track this bad boy all these things
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  Speaker 1: down from here.
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  Speaker 2: And also maybe it can do yeah well maybe Also
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: if we're gonna spend that much money, you could do
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  Speaker 2: chores around our yard, you know, like pull pull on yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like help help yeah, helpful, helpful. It could it could
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  Speaker 2: chew our.
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  Speaker 1: Grass, maybe help plow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, plow if we're doing any that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how much plowing you're doing. But we
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  Speaker 2: would have a very nice horse to do the plowing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, not only a very nice horse. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it's equipped properly to do I don't think the
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  Speaker 1: legs are strong. I think it's just equipped to run, right.
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  Speaker 2: It might not be. It might be a waste of
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  Speaker 2: our money to borrow buy a thoroughbread for plowing. I
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  Speaker 2: think you can get a plow horse for way Teaber.
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  Speaker 2: But Christa doesn't want a plow horse.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she wants a plow horse, although she
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  Speaker 1: can name a Daisy because you know they have the
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  Speaker 1: long mane and the big, big Budweiser legs and ship
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's a Clydes deal with Budweiser legs, all right.
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  Speaker 2: I like this plan. We've solved it. We were getting
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  Speaker 2: Chrystal two hundred and fifty thousand bread horse. She would
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  Speaker 2: love it. She would love it, by the way, Hell yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she would love it. And we would have so much fun.
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  Speaker 2: We could go to the track, you and me and
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  Speaker 2: bet on it.
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  Speaker 1: We could dress up in nice seersucker suits with are.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: Allowed to bet on our own horse. Are you allowed
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  Speaker 2: to bet on our own horse?
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's how these motherfuckers get paid.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, well we're gonna bet on our horse, well,
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  Speaker 2: Christa's horse.
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  Speaker 1: These things. You got to be allowed to bet on
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  Speaker 1: your own horse. There's no way the.
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  Speaker 5: Gaming Commission will allow you to bet on your against
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  Speaker 5: you in the race.
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  Speaker 1: You can't.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was the whole point. You can't bet
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  Speaker 2: on your own horse.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be able to bet on your own horse.
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  Speaker 2: Is it just is it just prize money that you get.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the idea? Well, I'm going to bet on
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  Speaker 2: Christal's Like you lose the right to bet, but you
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  Speaker 2: get prize money.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe. Well it wouldn't be our horse, it would be
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  Speaker 1: Christmas horse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Chris is going to have the documents. You're
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  Speaker 2: friend of the horse.
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  Speaker 5: If you're in a horse race, you can't bet it
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  Speaker 5: across the board. So you can't bet on any horse
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  Speaker 5: in the race. If you're actively I can bet.
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  Speaker 2: On Chris, I can bet on christas horse.
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  Speaker 1: We're not in the race.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bet on Christa's horse. Speaking of sports, Donald,
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: I've been watching the Rangers, and uh, it's really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Have they won any game that you've been at you're.
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  Speaker 2: Dick A and B. They won in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Were you at the game? No, I was not in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're positing that I am bad luck for
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  Speaker 2: the Rangers.
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  Speaker 1: You're bad luck for New York sports because you're B.
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  Speaker 2: You're a dick straight up. I finally like a sport
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  Speaker 2: or two, and you got to come with the bad
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  Speaker 2: luck until you shake.
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  Speaker 1: The bad luck. Man, you are the fucking you are.
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  Speaker 1: You are the cooler for all.
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  Speaker 2: They got another game tonight in Florida.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: It's really fun once you get once you get invested,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I get it now, guys. It's like
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  Speaker 2: forty nine years, but I get it. Once you get invested,
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  Speaker 2: it's fun. I don't know that I would be well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I would want to watch like
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  Speaker 2: regular season that it's to me, it's really fun when
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  Speaker 2: it's like, holy shit, they could win, it's all on
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  Speaker 2: the line. It's so exciting. And also, going, I gotta say,
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: is a big difference.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, going to the game is way different than
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  Speaker 1: watching it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, because you said that last week.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: You said hockey games live are really fun.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: You can see the puck.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: You can see the puck.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: How do we get into the show now that we're
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: not watching a show?
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: Now, Well, we're gonna have a guest. I have six
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: seven eight, Yeah, we do, we have a guest.
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: Is the theme song still going to be the same.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: We haven't changed the theme song. Donald, There's still gonna
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: be some stories about a show we made.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: That's true, about a bunch of docs and nurses and
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: a janitor who loves to hate.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Speaking of a janitor who loves to hate, Donald and
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: I are going to be on a charity version of
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire with Jimmy Kimmel.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: It's not a charity version. It's a celebrity version, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And the money goes to charity.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Well, what's the difference, That's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 1: A charity version sounds like it's done in like a
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: community center, Jim.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: It's who wants to It's who Wants to be a Millionaire?
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  Speaker 2: And uh and and and Donald and I are on together,
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  Speaker 2: and our money will go to charity if we win,
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Get the alligated question again.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: I know, I don't. The problem with you and I
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: on Celebrity Millionaire is we don't really know anything.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: Well. I know that an alligator can climb a fence.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that's going to come up on
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  Speaker 2: our second Celebrity for Charity game show experience.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that was a hype of medical question too.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: So like, but bro, we don't. I'm not just being
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: self deprecating. We don't really know.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: No, we don't. I don't. I'm like half the ship
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: I talked to you guys about. I'm making up as I'm.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: Going I know, but I feel like you could do
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: well on like eighties nineties hip hop.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: I can do well on pretty much all hip hop
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: except for today's hip hop. I can't gay well with
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: anything but Drake.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: Anything but current hip hop you would do well.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: I would do well with the Kendrick and Drake Beef
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: I could do.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's gonna come up on Celebrity.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: I mean it might be like where how did it start?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: It might be I know, you know, it might be like.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: So Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy kimbl will be like Kendrick Lamar
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  Speaker 2: and the Rapper Drake are in a battle. What is
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: it about? Is it a you know that kind of thing?
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could, we would totally, we would totally get
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: We would get that. You know the whole story, you
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: know the whole trajectory, the whole story, I know.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Some of the story.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Is it over?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I mean pretty much?
• 11:04
  Speaker 6: No.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: I just wondered if they were. They're both nodding.
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  Speaker 6: I just it's over.
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  Speaker 2: It's over.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's been finished.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, because because of Kendrick's track was so fire that
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: it just was over.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: They not like us is one of the it's a
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a It seems like it's a world
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  Speaker 1: anthem right now.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: People are playing it all over the world. You sent
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: to the group, Chad, sac was hilarious. I sent the
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: group audience. My nephew sent me this. It's a compilation
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: of of reaction videos to people listening to that track
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: for the first time. I love that. It was pretty funny.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: People people would go crazy, are you?
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: I mean? Shit?
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Said which I've seen your guys reaction videos.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I lost where everybody loses it. I think everybody lost
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: it at a minor. I think a minor is one
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: of the most classic lines. I think everybody lost it
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: at a minor, I think universally, universally when he goes,
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: and it's probably a minor, everybody.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Went, they not like us, they not like us.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: And then he holds it for a few But what
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: does that mean?
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: They not like us?
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Because they're not like us. Bro, It's just it's all
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: over there.
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  Speaker 5: You're not one of us.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: They're not like a dog. You could say that. Anybody
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: could say that ship they not like us. Yo, that's
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: what that's. It's a fucking anthem. Dude, they not like us. Anybody.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck who it is. They not
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: like us.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Daniel, I was gonna say. Specifically, the song
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: is about how fake Drake is. Like he calls him
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: a colonizer. Opens you say you're a colleague, but really
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: you're a colonizer. It's like he's just you know, you
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: are not one of us, and I think one of
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: us is a rapper in this particular contest. I mean,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: it's in general you are not like us, but in
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: this particular context that's why.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: I well, sure they're not like us. That's that's the
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: literal version, but the Kendrick version is the whoever you're
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: talking too when they they're not like us? Bro, what
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: do you mean you're not like me? They not like us?
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: None of these motherfuckers is like us.
• 13:06
  Speaker 7: Zach about how you know Drake is a club rapper,
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  Speaker 7: whereas Kendrick is more like about the people making them
• 13:15
  Speaker 7: think as opposed to like, you're just over hear maing
• 13:16
  Speaker 7: people dance. There was a whole conversation about Drake. You
• 13:20
  Speaker 7: know you're from Canada, your experiences are different than.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, those are the like I said, those are
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: the exact metaphors of what he means by But as
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: an anthem for the world, all it means is whoever
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: your ops is, whoever your adversary is, they not like you.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: And that's all it means. It's pretty amazing.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. It's gonna sound
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: very naive. But traditionally, Drake isn't from a traditional environment
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: for that the most popular rappers come from, right, because
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: he's Canadian and he was a child actor, right or
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: that's not.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: You could be a child actor and you could be
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: a Canadian rapper and all that stuff. The argument is
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: your lingo, the way you're talking, you didn't have the
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: struggles that Americans had. Your struggle is your struggle. Your
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: struggle is a lot different. You can't claim you can't
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: really say nigga because your ancestors or you know, for
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: the most part, you don't come from your culture didn't
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: teach you about slavery and America and four hundred years
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: and all of that shit. You're claiming you know all
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: of this American violence and stuff. But dog, you're from Canada, and.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: If I'm correct, that's kind of my question.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: And if I'm correct, the violence in Canada ain't really
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: that high. So how you claiming all of this tough
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: guy shit, which you really should stick to. This is
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: all Kendrick speaking. What you really should stick to is
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: making people dance. You're really good at that. Ship, Dude.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: You write great songs, but you know you and your
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: ghost writers, you guys write some fucking dope ship.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: All your thoughts on that.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Because this this hard ship, ain't you, bro.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I don't disagree with what Donald said, but he's just
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: saying exactly what you said. Yes, don Drake does not
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: come from the traditional what I'm saying, So you're saying
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: also that, like Kendrick is fine with Drake being like
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: a club party rapper. He's just saying, don't try and
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: act like your your you've.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Don't try to imitate American violence, dog because you're not
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: from it. You don't know it. You're portraying something not
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: like us, and it's they're not like us.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I got it. Well, I'm glad that. I'm so glad
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: that I'm not in a in a in a in
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: a rap beef because I'm too sensitive.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: So am I man? Like I remember when Nick Cannon
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: was like, you should come on wild'n out, and in
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: my mind all I could think of was the rap
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: battle at the end.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: I'm way too sensitive that even I watched the Tom
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, now Don Brady roast and I was like,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: would fuck me up for a year, Like, oh my god,
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I can't watch it, Like it fucked Tom Brady got
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: dollars to be diss that would that would ease the pain?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Well, did it ease his kids pain? Because I know
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: his kids are hurt.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Really, why you think they watched it? They didn't watch it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Everybody on the planet watched that ship, everybody on the planet.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: And he did make a statement, Well.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: He's the one that's what's gonna happen if you take
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: twenty five million dollars for comics to make fun of you.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It's like being a mom of six and being a
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: person in the community and thinking that you could get
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: away with doing porn and nobody finding nobody fucking finding out. Dude,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: like you're throwing yourself on Front Street when you do
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: that ship. And he was standing there in front of everybody,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: button naked, ready to get smacked.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: He probably didn't think it is as bad as it
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: was going to be. In his mind. It was probably
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: way work.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: He just don't know about it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: But he must have said to his kids, I'm sorry
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: you're upset. I'm sorry, I said, well, I got twenty
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: five million, so after taxes, let's say I got thirteen.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: What do you guys want with it?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: They'll be like, my dignity, dad, my dignity back dad.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think this kid said that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I went to school and everybody at school said that
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: my mom is fucking Taekwon. Don't hurt jo.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Whatever, Judo or Taekwond. I don't even know what the
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: story is. She had an affair with the martial arts teacher.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I gleaned from watching the roast that she
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: must have They not like us, They not like us.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: So do you want to talk about areas if he
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: wants to man or that we that we're strong in.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I think debating the merits of Vla La Land If
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: that comes up, I'm really yeah, we'll crush that.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I think I could totally think.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Well, and Daniel, what do you think areas of who
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: wants to be a millionaire? Are areas that Donald and
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I would do well? Okay, let me let me just
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: except for current day La La Land, planes, cameras, musical theater, golf, basketball,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: But Donald could do video games Star Wars. Donald, will
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: you be able to do current day video games?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Some of them?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: All the current day video games are like five years old.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's not wrong, It's crazy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: What else can I tell you? I'm seeing a plan.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: You've seen any movies?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: You know? What I saw which I really liked is Challengers. Okay,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: so you liked it, Yeah you didn't like it. I
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: haven't seen it yet, but I've just heard I've heard
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: every opinion. I've heard every opinion, and it's making me
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: want to see it more. No, I recommend it. I
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: got to say, it's the new movie with Zendaya Donald.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: She plays it where she did the Menaja the Devil's Threesome.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: That's very much from not to know foilers. But that's
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: way more hyped for marketing than it's the point of
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: the movie. Really, but really, yes, absolutely, are you. They
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: sold you? They sold you a bill of goods.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like in a freaking.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: It's about a love triangle. I'll just say it's about
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a love triangle. It's not really about an orgy.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not happy about this now. I started
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: going to be something I did.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I did think it was more gonna be a more
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: risque film than it is, because that's how they marketed it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: But it's very I think it's really well done, and
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: the actors are all great and uh I read look
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: like she could play tennis. Yeah, they all. They are
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: all cut very well to make them look good. I
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: don't know what their skill level is, but they clearly
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: knew how to hit a forehand and serve, and then
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: they add the sound effects and then they clearly cut
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: lots of cuts to make it. I couldn't tell. I'm
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: pretty sure what they do a lot of the times
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: is they just don't have the ball in. So if
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: you got a perfect stroke and then you put a
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: CGI ball in, then just make it go fucking so fast.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It really sells the hell out of it. So I'm
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: sure that they trained their asses off and got and
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: how to sell it. And then so many of the
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: shots if you if you know what you know, you
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: can see that it's a CGI ball, so they just
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: like they add all the speed and then of course.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: A really smart thing to do for golf movies, then
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: instead of putting the ball there and making these actors
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: actually hit the fucking golf ball.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That's what we did for Joey King That's what we
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: did for Joey King in in my movie. We may
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: have cut the scene. I forgot, No it's in you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I think it's in. I think there's a shot of
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: in the movie. But joe, poor Joey, she trained a
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: lot to be able to a pitch of a softball,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and uh, she got pretty good for someone that was training,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: you know, for like a month from scratch. But then
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: on the day we go to shoot it and she's
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: doing it in front of a girls softball team, and
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: she got in her head and uh, understandably, and they
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: weren't good at all. And then I realized, like, why
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: are we even doing this? Just take out the ball,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and so she just did the emotion perfectly looking, and
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: then in post we put in the fastest fucking softball
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: you've ever seen and it was perfect.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you gotta fucking do, Bro, I'm telling you,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I just that's a great fucking idea. All these golf
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: movies for not necessarily basketball but or football, but for
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: movies where you got to make baseball where the contact
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: is so important, just make it. Just have them swing
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: their normal swing with nothing there, and then put that
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: shit in post. It'll look way better than them actually
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: trying to fucking hit.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's it's cool too and challenges. What's cool too is
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: they put the camera in place that where they get
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: these incredible shots because it's right on the net right,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: and so if you have a CGI ball, it's going
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: right by the lens because you can put the ball
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: wherever you want, you know, so you've got them doing
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: their their perfect stroke, then you can have the ball
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: just go like inches by the lens perfectly every time. Cool.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like in a lot of ways.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, how could it possibly be like Star Wars?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Well, it's laser blasters going at lightsabers and pretending that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you're blocking shit and you're not really blocking anything, and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: you're not really holding anything. Form that's right there. Try
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: if your form is if your form looks great, right,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: that shit looks like I'm ad Best comes back in
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Star Wars in h the Boba Fett SI or the
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Mandalorian series, and he fucking holds lightsabers, and because he's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a dancer and a martial art his form is so sick.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker's in action star. I don't know what the
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: fuck thinking back, I love I love George Lucas. I
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: love you to death, sir, and I listen to the podcast.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: George Lucas totally listens to this fucking podcast.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Well, we should book a mod Best because I would
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: like to talk to him about this journey that he
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: went on. First of all, he went we went to
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: the same high school, yes, with Lauren Hill. But I
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: don't think Lauren's going to come on the show. But
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I would like to get a mod Best. I will
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: ask him because I would like don wouldn't you like
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: to chat with him about this whole journey from.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Like, well he wrote a book about it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Well, then he can plug his book, because I want to.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I want to know about all the ship that he
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: took for just accepting a role and how that impacted
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: his life.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know what's crazy is that, you know, the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: journey is so fucking long, and some of us, you know,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: some people decide to get off the train before their
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: time and stuff like that. But it's so long, and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: sometimes the reward is is great and sometimes it's not.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: That's just what life is. But you know what, the
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: journey is the most important part. And I don't know, man,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I'm really excited to not to finish my journey, but
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: to continue this journey that we've started with this show.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what is. I don't know what's ahead
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: of us. I don't know what we've got coming. But
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: this could be something special.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Again it is it is going to be special. The
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: journey keeps going. We're working on it. I'm flying back
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: not just for Christ's party, but for another secret project
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: with Donald.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, we're doing secret things again.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Another talking about one fucking journey, another one.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: The fucking journey, z fucking journey.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I need another one in my sound machine. Another one,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: another one. You can put it where this one is.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Eat these balls, Zach. Are you gonna get DJ Khaled?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll just we'll just rip it another one. I
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: don't think of mine. I can do that, all right,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Countes Sin. And then we have a doctor, Darren Bagsby,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: an incredible surgeon on the show today, who's gonna tell
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: us something he did that was pretty miraculous. And also
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: he's a very sweet gentleman. And he's a real surgeon.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: And his fucking name is real too, people, that's his
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: actual name, Darren.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: So Countessen, baby girl, Joelle, No, that's you. Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Stories that show we made about a bunch of he's
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: a story.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah there, yeah in bags be Zach's wanting these chants
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: now because he's going to freaking sports games.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, I've been attending Rangers games, so I know things
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: like Darren bags bet Da. You know up in the
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: up in the MSG they got a real organ player.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Some people think that that's just like canned music. No,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: there's a real dude up there playing the organ. You
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: didn't even know that. You didn't know that, Donald.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I did know that, bro, No, you didn't know that
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: my whole life.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: It's the same dude for like thirty five years. I
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: saw a whole video on him.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: My guy. I've known it since.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I've been going, don't my guy me, please don't mind.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I don't say some dumb shit then, and I won't
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: say dumb shit then.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I don't like my guy or my I don't.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Like you trying to act like I don't know nothing
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: about sports. Bro.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: You know I love Mark Cubans so much. But on
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: an episode of Shark Tank he said my my guy,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: and it really hurt my feelings because I was like,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: not you too, Mark, not you too.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I think I think everybody uses it as a condescend
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: at least I do as a condescending tone, as a cond.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Well, really sorry, doctor Bagsby's here, Sorrynding.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I do too.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I bet I bet you that when doctor Bagsby is
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: about to operate on a patient, he's like, all right,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: here we go go under my guy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: You're going under my guy. You're going under guy.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I'll see you in four hours. My guy went on.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: We met Darren doctor Darren Bagsby because he donated to
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: a charity for wounded warriors that Jake Tapper, the CNN
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: anchor hosts and Darren tell us how you came to
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: do that. You were telling Donald and I on a
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: on a zoom we did together that you decided to
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: treat your friends to some things. That was really nay
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: that the amount of surgeries you were doing.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So, first off, I love wounded warriors.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: I work Inville, North Carolina, where Fort Bragg is. We
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: take care of a huge veteran population, and so that's
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: a wonderful cause.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: But essentially with this.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: New job, I am very very busy. We're a very
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: underserved part of the state. The statistics say that we
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: should have between seventeen and twenty two orthopedic surgeons for
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: our area, and we have ten.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: So we all have to work very, very hard. And
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: so in the month.
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: Of October leading up to your donation, I ended up
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: doing about three thousand, almost three thousand units of work
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: in one month, where the average orthpeedic surgeon does about
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: ten thousand units in a year.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: So yeah, So how do you say units?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: When you say units, what is that to the layman?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? It's a procedure.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: No, So every procedure has a set of units assigned
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: to it. They're called rvus or work value unit relative
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: value units.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: But basically, so like a.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Small surgery a carpal tunnel is worth five, a big
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: surgery like a k nee replacement is worth twenty, a
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: huge surgery like a spinal.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: Fusion is worth fifty. Oh wow, So someone came up
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: with all of this well before my time.
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: But it's a way to kind of gauge, allow for
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: a standardization of how much work you're putting in.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Right, because how do you measure that as a surgeon
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: like that? You know, how how do you how do
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: you compare and contrast the amount of work you're.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Kid And so we're not like lawyers where we build
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: by the hour.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: It's based on how many surgeries we do, how many
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: patients we see. And so this is a way to
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: kind of standardize everything. Now, if you're really good at
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: what you do, and you can do a nee replacement
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: in forty five minutes and you're versus somebody is really
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: bad it takes two hours, you still get paid the
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: same amount.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: It's still the same number of units.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Got it? So is for you? Guys? Is it for you?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Was it like you know, speed dating? Pretty much then
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: where you were, it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Was a very busy month. It was a very busy month.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: There was some weekends, there were some long nights marking weekends.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I do about one weekend a month.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: We break it up so you either work Friday Sunday
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: or you work all day Saturday.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about the people that you're doing the
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: surgery on. Yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: So, like I said, I'm in kind of semi rural
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: North Carolina.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: We have a huge veteran population.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: I do mainly door replacements, so hip and knee replacement,
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: and then fracture works so people with broken bones. And
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: we're very busy just because we're a very populated area.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: And then we also have one of the major highways
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: that connects Raleigh, Durham Chapel Hill, one of the most
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: populated areas North Carolina to the beach. So people drive
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: through our area along the major interstate and heaven forbid
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: they have an accident, they usually end up coming us.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, So you do a lot of you do
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: a lot of broken trauma stuff. Do you get called
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: in even when you're not working because they're like, we
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: got a really bad case.
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So I am the only person for about three
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: or four counties that does really complicated hip.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: And knee replacements.
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: So if you have a knee replacement and you break it,
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: if you have a hip replacement and it's infected, all
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: that stuff comes to me and so I do a
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: lot of that stuff that traditionally hasn't been done in
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: our area. It would have to go to one of
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: the big centers like Duke or UNC. But that's my specialty,
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: is the really really complicated stuff.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: So like today, before the call, we had a lady.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: Who had an infected knee replacement that had to come
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: out and an antibiotic knee replacement put in to treat
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: her infection.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: And then the other one that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: We did was a lady who had a second time
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: knee replacement with a really long rod that went down
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: her shin bone and she fell and she broke right
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: below that. So normally when you break your shin bone,
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: we put a rod in there to stabilize it. Well,
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: she already had stuff in place, so we had to
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: use a plate and screws. We could put the screws
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: through the rod she has in place, and then we
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: have to use these big metal zip ties to.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Kind of buckle plate in place. Yeah, so it was
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: a tough one.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Aren't these people in so much pain? After you've gone
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: in there with your screws and your zip ties?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Well, broken bones hurt. I mean, anybody who's broken a
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: bone will tell you that hurts.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: And so the screws and the plate and thing helped
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: to stabilize things so those edges aren't rubbing up against
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: one another. But you know, the trauma is hard because
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: you know, your goal is to get people back to
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: where they were beforehand, but depending on the injury, that
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: might not be possible. That's why I love joint replacement
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: because we take people who have, you know, spent years
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: and years of arthritis, just kind of losing their mobility
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: over time, and we you know, replace things and get
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: them back to where they were a long time ago.
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: And so it you know, it's really rewarding. I love
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: what I do. I'm very grateful to be able to
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: do it. But it's really enjoyable to, you know, get
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: people functioning again.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Why are there only ten of you? How come there's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: not more there? Should? You said? They're supposed to be
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: thirty of you? Right? Yeah?
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I think Raleigh is a much fancier
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: place to live.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: We're a little bit more rural. That's a little bit
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: harder to recruit to.
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: We're kind of in between the big city and the beach,
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: and so people to choose one of those two things.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: It's hard, I mean. And just in general, all of
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: medicine is underserved.
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: You know, COVID really changed that, not unlike you know,
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: military people dropped off after two thousand and one.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: You know, they weren't able to recruit as well.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: And I think you know, all sectors of healthcare, be
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: it nurses, PA's assistant, you know, all of that, the
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: staffing is is just continues to be a problem.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: That's because of COVID. You think people were like had
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: enough turned off.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean we lost a lot of people to retirement.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: I think the incoming people weren't nearly as great. And
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: then you know, just the demands are rising, right, patient
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: population is getting older. Older people break their bones more
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: easily because they're more fragile.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: Older people have more arthritis, they have.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: More torn tendons that need shoulder surgery, they have more
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: you know, of everything, and so you know, but the
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: number of medical schools is staying the same. The number
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: of orthpedic residencies is staying the same, and so we
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: just don't have that increase. And then here in North Carolina,
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: there's a very interesting set of laws where it's called
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: certificate of need, where hospital systems can't just build rooms
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: and o rs and facilities if they want to, they
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: have to go to the state government and get a
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: permission slip called a certificate of need that says, oh, yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: think there's enough need in that area for you to
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: build more stuff.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: So it slows things down, particularly from twenty twenty to
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: twenty twenty two, where government officials weren't in the office
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: they you know, that all that stuff slowed down, and
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: so growth I think slows down a little bit too.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Was Raleigh, North Carolina was that area hit hard with COVID.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: We were very busy. You know, I worked over two
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: different hospital systems, both of which you know, just I
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: think at one point we had one hundred and seventeen
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: percent capacity, so like every bed in the hospital was full,
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: plus you had all of the beds in the er
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: were full.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: And so we were you know, we had we had
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: surges like everywhere else.
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: You know, my community did a pretty good job of
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: getting the elderly vaccinated. We were one of the best
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: counties in the in the state, but unfortunately for people
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: who were thirty and under, we were one of the worst.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after the fine words. How long
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: does it take to do a knee replacement?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: For me?
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: It takes about forty five minutes.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: I've done a couple, so it makes it a little
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: bit faster.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: So you you just kind of speed through it. What
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: do you play? What do you play? In the in
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: the in the in the.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Funny Games.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: H Yeah, you gotta be peppy, for sure, it has
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: to be peppy. No, I mean it takes it takes
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: me as long as it takes me. I mean we
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: don't delay dally. We we try to get people in
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: and out of the operating room because the longer you're
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: under anesthesia's never a good thing. The longer your wound
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: is open, the higher your risk of infection. And so
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: you know a lot of them.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Less time I went under it was for a colonoscopy,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: and I gotta tell you, Doc, I I wish they
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: had put me under before I went in the room
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: because they were man handling me and I wasn't out
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: yet and they were they were just treating me like
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: a piece of meat.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I always wonder that, I do wonder because we don't
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: there's no cameras that I know of in the O R.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: There's only one camera and it's going inside.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: But like, I wonder if that's what it is. I
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: wonder if it's like freaking you get roofed and then
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: they just freaking flip your ass open.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Well, that's kind of what happened. Listen, that's kind of
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: what happened. Donald. I remember going getting a little twilight something,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: a little I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, a
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: little verse set. Ooh, that's the good stuff. Verse set,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that's what makes you feel like good. And I didn't
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: get enough verse set this time because they were just
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: man handling me and putting me in position for the
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: camera and they're all talking, and I was like, shouldn't
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I be under already? Because I don't really.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You weren't under yet. No second.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: You can ask Michael Jackson that medicine has some risks
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: to it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: So we try not to knock.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so we try not to knock people out before that,
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: it's like ready, ready, time. But yeah, there's there's definitely
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: a gray zone in there where you know you.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Have to you want.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I felt like I saw. I felt like this saw
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: like you know when you go to a nice restaurant
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: and it's so beautiful and the lighting's perfect and it's romantic,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: and then you go to the bathroom and you pass
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: like the brightly lit you know, kitchen and all the
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: mayhem behind the scenes. I felt like I was behind
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: the scenes. I was seeing stuff I wasn't supposed to
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: see it, you know what I mean? The verse said
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: they think they skipped the verse head I would have
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I would have liked it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I'd asked when I remember when I got my coldon scopy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I asked straight up. I was like, you tell me.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: You wanted to out. I don't wanted to fight it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Don't want to fight it.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I want to see if I can ride the ship.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh really, I was like yes. He
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: was like, you're not going to be able to do it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I am na wake up, wake up.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: So nice. That first said I wish I could ride
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: it too, because you're like, it feels nice.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: And then you're gone, and then you're out, people say
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: some stuff as they said to sleep.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I know I took up, okay, Doc, I was I
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: was coming out of I had hernia surgery and I
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: remember waking up from that and I just couldn't stop talking.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: And he told me, the doctor told me when I
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: was a little more, I said some really embarrassing ship.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I remember saying it, but I couldn't stop saying it,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: and he later he told me that it's what the
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: CIA used to use, what they call truths here because people, uh,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: people just they can't stop talking and they start saying ship.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I remember being this is so embarrassed.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: But I remember being like, Doc, seriously, like your friends
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: and my friends, like we should all get together and
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: you should bring some of this stuff. I remember being like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I remember being like, Doc, have you ever done ecstasy?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Because this is like this is kind of like I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: can see, but it's better. It's like we need to
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: hang out. And he was laughing in my face and
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I but I couldn't stop mm hmm.
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: Experienced that we I've had a couple of people say
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: some stuff. I had one lady who got incredibly graphic
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: with the more than a little bit of a crush
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: she had on me, and unfortunately I was not able
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: to see her back. One of my assistants had to
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: see her for all of her follow up because I
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: was no.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Relationship.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: She took it a little too far.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Doc, I'm so glad to make you.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: It doesn't make new thoughts, it just lets those thoughts out.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why they called truth here, because I
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: did want to party with the doctor and his friends
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: in this drug. I was just I was being truthful.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That would be Yeah, that's tough, man. I I I
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: remember waking up and then being like it's over, and
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: me wanting and me being like five more minutes, dude, Just.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: But yeah, is there a way that's what happened to
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson because he fucking used it to sleep well?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: No, he also had a freaking doctor who wasn't the
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: correct person to administ.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're supposed to be giving it to
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: anyone for nightly sleep, right, Doc.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody was getting.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: House.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: He wasn't even an anesthesiologist though, to do right well.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: It was all shady. We know that.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words can I
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: something that's way below your pay grade? But tennis elbow?
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Mm?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Hm, how do it sucks? It sucks a lot. I've
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: got really bad tennis all but I think I don't
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: play not playing tennis. I think from weightlifting I was doing.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I was doing chin ups. I think that's how it happened.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: And now it's I just had my first pet appointment.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: But I was wondering if you I'm sure there's plenty
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: of people listening that suffer from this, if you have
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: any advice.
• 42:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So the stretching exercises, they're showing you where you
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: really stretch those that that tendon group out is really important.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: Sometimes if it gets really bad, they can put a
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: little shot in there of some medicine to try to
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: knock down some of the inflammation. There's a little strap
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: that provides kind of a counter pressure.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that can be nice.
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: You know, when you're doing your workout stuff, trying to
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: keep things close to your body. So instead of doing
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: the big wide shoulder flies where it's way out.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah I can't see that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: You can't see this on the camp.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Where it's way out here, tried doing it with a
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: ben elbow because it'll take that pressure off right there.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: I get this from operating all the time because we
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: use this big electric cheese grater to put in hip
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: replacement parts.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: It's like a big drill and I have to hold
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: it like.
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: This, and so I'm really squeezing and it puts a
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: lot of stress there. It's probably the most frustrating problem
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: you can have with your elbow. But that stretching will
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: really help, not only help it go away, but you
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: want to make that kind of like brushing your teeth,
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: like a maintenance program, because once you've had this once,
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: you're more likely to get it again.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: How long does it take to go away? I read
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: on the interwebs like eight weeks.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it can be a while.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: Mine took like six months because I was operating every
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: single day.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: This is when I was in training, and so I
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: never like late.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: I would operate from seven to two and then I
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: go to the gym from like three to five, and
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: so like, I just never.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: Let it relax. But this stretching is really the only
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: way to truly fix it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Did you feel that Scrubs was accurate about the portrayal
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: of surgeon being stereotypically more jockish.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: And.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: So I think you guys did a great job.
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: I think Donald's speech in season one about competition and
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: how that leads you in that is one of the most.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Underrated scenes in the whole show.
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: My only major complaint was your orthopedic surgeon was the
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: weirdest human being on the entire show of the SENSEI
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: he was so weird and so kind of off into
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: a different direction, And I mean, you guys had it
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: right at the beginning of episode orth big surgeons are
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: the most jockish of the jockish, where the middle school
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: football players of medicine, Like.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: How do you think that is? Why do you think
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: that is?
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: It's a fair question. I mean orthopedics.
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: I think is a lot of ex athletes that have
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: had injuries that find it interesting. A lot of orthopedics
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: is very physical. I mean when I do a new
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: replacement on someone in North Carolina, the legs down here
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: are a little different than the legs you guys have
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: in California, and so you need that physicality when two
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: bones are sitting opposed and all the muscles of someone's
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: leg or holding them in that position, and you have
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: to overpower that to put it back where it's.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: Supposed to be.
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: I mean that takes physicalness, and so I think if
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: you don't enjoy being physical like that, it might not
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: be the right specialty for you.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: My orthopedist in la is ripped too. I don't think
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen a non ripped orthopedist.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: What exist, But I think I think it's I think
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: it definitely lends itself to people who like being physical
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: because it's a very physical job.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: That's what I like about it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Right. What about your feet? You're always on your feet, dude,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Like I'm an animator. I'm always on my feet at
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: the table and I'm doing stop motion animation. What advice
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: do you have for people who are on their feet
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: all day? Because this is something that I you know,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize if you're standing long enough, you could
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: really fuck your backup. I thought that was the I
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: thought that was the way to get your back straight
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: in all of that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: What about one of those cushions that people stand on.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean those for Donald that would probably work
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: in the o R.
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: You don't want that because then all the blood and
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: the goo soaks into it and it gets kind of nasty.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: But you know, it's interesting. People think, oh, you're you're
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: standing all day.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: You're you're being very active, But standing in one spot
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: very still is not being active. But I think, you know,
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: having a great pair of shoes is super important. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: change out my O R shoes every six to twelve
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: months just because they get so much wear on them.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: I really like compression socks and shirts and pants and
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: are like kind of under my scrubs to help with
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: that kind of stagnant blood flow.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: I think it makes a big difference.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: But so donald can wear compression sucks.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: And then the other thing I do is, you know,
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: one of the things I like about my stuff is,
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: like I said, we're surgery takes forty five minutes, an hour,
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: two hours.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: It's not like some six hours buying little tiny movements
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: standing very but.
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: I couldn't handle that, And so you know, I get
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: to move around a little bit more than the average person.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: But I mean the stop motion you're you're making those
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: tiny tiny movements.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Can't move and you it's it's it's very similar. I
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: don't have a steady hand like you. Like I drop
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of shit. Sincerely, you you're not in a
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: business where you can afford to drop to somebody.
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: But but but but making sure the table's up to
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: the correct heights, so you're not even you're not plunching over.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that will make a big difference.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I've lifted the table up pretty high.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: It's it's it's at.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: The point where my hands are literally like this animating
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: I think that makes a big difference.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Well, Doc, thank you for coming on. We just wanted
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: to introduce you to our audience because.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: You thought you were so cool with very very.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Impressive man and Donald and I have never done three
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: thousand units of surgery. Well yeah, yeah, yees.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Yet maybe in the reboot, Yeah, maybe.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe if there's a reboot, we'll have to do an
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: episode where Donald has to do three thousand units of surgery.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: The funny thing about Scrubbs is that one thing I
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: noticed is that Donald just does all surgery, like he
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't have any specialty. He just does all.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: I think that's very common in the TV shows, people
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: do a little bit of everything. But but I mean
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: it's it's nice because you can have one character show
• 48:27
  Speaker 8: a little bit of everything. I mean, you guys were
• 48:29
  Speaker 8: really far ahead of the game with the whole cold
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: therapy for spinal cord injuries like that was very controversial
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: at that time. And you know if he if he
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: just stuck to belly stuff, you wouldn't be able to
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: do that storyline. And so I think that's part of
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: the reason the TV surgeons do a little bit of everything.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I noticed that too though. There was an episode
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: where like someone was getting an a breast augmentation. It
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: was like the Todd and Turk were doing it. It
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: was like, what don't they don't they don't they have
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: any specialty at all.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: But also and they weren't in a plastic surgeon's office.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: They were at a then't. It wasn't like cedars. They
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: were at like teaching hospitals.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: So there's got a lot right though, Doctor Bags, we
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: didn't we get a lot right though.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: I mean looking back on after rewatching during during this time,
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: like like I told you, guys, I've watched it a
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: couple of times. What amazed to me was you guys
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: in two thousand and one started talking about people misusing narcotics,
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: like you were so far ahead of what anybody was
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: thinking about at that time.
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: With that girl.
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: You were Dayton Alex who stole the progrest from the hospital,
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: and and then you had Sandy, the guy who came
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: in and played everybody for drugs. I mean that was
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: really really early in that narcotics time. You know, those
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: storylines now would be so expected and understood, but but
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: back then they were. You know, you think about it,
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: like they that discussion about Jadis and Alex about you know,
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: the taking that medicine, Like nowadays that's like straight to prison,
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: Like there's no like if JD doesn't report that, he
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: goes straight to prison, like there's no tolerance for that stuff.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: But I do want to ask you about about the
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: opious doctor Bagsby, how do you how do you make
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: sure like you're doing very dramatic things to someone's body,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: how do you make sure that they aren't in pain
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: whilst also ensuring they don't get addicted to these drugs
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: like oxy.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's a great question. I mean it's there's
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: definitely a balance there. I mean, part of getting a
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: near hip orplacement is you have to get up, you
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: have to the rehab and we have people getting up
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: the same day, and so you can't do that if
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: you're utterly miserable, and so one of the things you
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: know we've done is kind of like Donald's talking about
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: that pendulum swung way in one direction, where it was
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: just throw narcotics at him and they'll get better, and
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: throw long axi oxy conton at him and they'll get better.
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: And then we realize that that is a really bad idea,
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: and so now we're swinging back the other direction.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: And the goal is to use things that aren't narcotics.
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: So all of my patients are on ask for intilenol
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: and celebrates, which is like a prescription strength ibuprofen, you know,
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: round the clock before they ever take a narcotic, Like
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: you have to take all three of those.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: First before you can sit there and say.
• 51:22
  Speaker 8: Before you can ask for anything more. And then we
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: use you know, kind of mild pain medicines like tramadol.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: We do injections all around where we're working with of
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: you know, numbing medicines, anti inflammatory medicines. The anesthesia doctors
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: are getting better about putting numbing medicines around the big
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: nerves around the knee to kind of numb them up
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: before you even get started, so those nerves don't get
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: a chance to overreact because they're numb during the surgery.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: You do the same thing with numbing medicine in your
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: back to make your legs fall asleep versus those old
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: tube down your throat as it forms, and then just
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: getting up and moving around, Right, anybody who's had an injury,
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: the more you sit, the stiffer and sore and weaker
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: you get, and then that just compounds the pain, and
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: so certainly it's.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Not pain free.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be so afraid if I had something happen
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: to me like that that you know, all these oxy
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: horror stories.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: It took down the king and it took down the prince.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Let's put it that way. It took down the king
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and it took down prince.
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: Well, I do think that that that's really helped. I mean,
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: you people talk about these medicines are not benign. You
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: need to be careful, you need to watch out. You
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: have to use them judiciously. You know, there there has
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: been some good legislature that's helped us with that. In
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: North Carolina, we can only write seven days at a time.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: Whereas my wife had a minor foot surgery and the
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: guy sent her home with ninety oxy cot oonnes because
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: he didn't want any calls for refills and three.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so what happens to the right and so
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: what happens to those nineties? A responsible person says.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: His wife sold them obviously.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: Right, you know I had a big, big medical school. Yeah. No.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: And the other dangerous.
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: Things is, you know we we at that time didn't
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: have kids that we have a daughter now.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: You know, one of the biggest issues is people.
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: Get into mom and dad and grandma and grandpa's medicine
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: cabinets and that's where they get their first exposure to this.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I was about to say when I was a kid,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I went through my parents' medicine cabinets, and thank god
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't kill myself with the ship that I was taking.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I was I don't know what they were, what they had.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I was just experimenting with the.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: That's not going to kill you.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think val tracks existed been.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidd but like you know, I could.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Have taken my mom's birth control and not know, you
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, like.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Just you were getting your mom's birth control.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Donalds cholesterol was really really good.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I have great cholesterol. I also could have birthed a child.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: All right, Doc, that's all the time we have. Thank
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: you so much for coming on. We appreciate it, so
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: thank you for doing much you're doing.
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: Can but when we did our thing the other time.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: And and Daniel can cut this if he needs to.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: But I have a very serious question for Donald. So
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: I purchase, based on your recommendation, a Helix sleep mattress
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: from my home and from my call room.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: And I want to know, and Daniel can cut this.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Did you do me or do you actually use that?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I believe in it. Listen, here's the thing. So here's
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: the thing. My kid has my mattress and his bed
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: is the most comfortable bed in the house. And so
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I have I have hit up Joelle over and over,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: my wife and I over and over again. Get Helix back.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: This is going to be figure. I'm gonna use this. Actually,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: get Helix back on the phone. We need another mattress
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: because it's it actually is a very very comfortable You
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: I agree, I strongly like it. And but I thought
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: about that.
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: I was like, I bought this just because I was
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: I need a new mattress. And I was listening to
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: the podcast and I was like, they recommended it, and
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: I used codes real friends for twenty percent off in
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: two free pillows, and yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: But I was.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Donald loves it. But his kids you didn't get on
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: earlier when we were talking about how he heats his
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: pool in ninety five degrees. His kids are so spoiled
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: that he got the most insane Helix mattress and then
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: he promptly gave it to his son.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I didn't have a lot
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: of shit. And so now that I now that I
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: can get things, I am going to I spoil my
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: children with those things. Is it healthy? Probably not. Is
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: it going to fuck them up? Probably? But guess what,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, they're my kids, and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: fuck off everyone else.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: On that note, On that note, doctor Bagsby, thank you
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: so much.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Thank you, gentlemen, Thank you for having me.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you for coming on.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: That was great.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I like doctor Bagsby.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: He's a very impressive guy. He is banging out, banging
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: out knee surgeries in forty five minutes. How long does
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: it take you Donald.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: To bang out a knee surgery?
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bang out a replacement.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: It takes me to bang out a replacement. Shit. Yeah,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I haven't banged out a replacement in a while because
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I've been married.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: So there's no oh, banged out a replacement. I get well.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like one area we would do well on
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Millionaire now is knee replacement surgery.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Well, we know about units, Yeah, we know about units.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: If they're like, how do they measure the time of
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: the doctor in surgeries?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Units?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Jimmy a units?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Final answer, final answer?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Now, listen, when we're on the show, you're not allowed
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: to say final answer.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Don't do not, you do not say not.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: We got to have a meeting, Yeah, we got to
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: have a meeting, to say, a whispered meeting. Like they're
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: doing Shark Tank. They're deciding between which deal to take.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: They turn to each other and they cover their their lips.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that the audience doesn't know what we're going
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: to choose also, or when we're going to say final lands.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Well, they do like you to talk it out, Donald,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: They do like the audience likes it when you talk
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: We're going to talk it out, bro, Yeah, we're going
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to talk it all out.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Are you nervous, I'm very nervous.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I'm very nervous.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: I want to give a lot. I want to give
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: a million dollars to our charities.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I would like that too. I'm very afraid that we
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: go out really early.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Neil Flynn. Oh, I didn't finish saying that. Neil Flynn,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: as you all know, played the genitor. I remembered, was
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: very good at trivia, and I think he was the
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: kind of guy who did the New York Times Crossford
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: puzzle every day, and he just seemed wise and good
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: at this kind of thing. So we asked him to
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: be our phone a friend. So when we do Millionaire,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Neil is going to and he said, yes, he's going
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: to be our phone a friend.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Although I will say we wanted to although I did,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I will when we did Family Feud, his team didn't
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: get one thing right and he was.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: But family feuds a different game. That's what did a
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: hundred people say.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I am just saying it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Wanted to get what's his name, Neil.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: De Grassi Tyson, No, Neil Tyson de Grossi. I wanted
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Ken Jennings also.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: And we were asking my way, well, we were asking
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: the million of people like is it cheating if we
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: if our phone and friend is Ken Jennings or Neil
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: de grass Tyson And they say also for charity, so
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: it's all good. Well, then I thought the fans would
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: appreciate Neil Moore.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: They will appreciate Neil Moore.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also Neil's good TV.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: But it was great TV. So the other two also
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: don't get it twisted.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying, let his say even though it's
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: for charity, it feels cheating. If our fucking phone in
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: front is Ken Jennings.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Do you think you disagree? Home boy?
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Do you think he would have said? Yes?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, it's us man. He listens to the podcast.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: But I call Neil and be like, you've been replaced
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: with Ken Jennings.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: No you, We wouldn't disneyel like that. We've already made
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: our choice. But those would have been excellent choices as well.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: All Right, I love you. I'm going to see you
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: on Saturday.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I cannot wait. I have I have been getting my
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: steps in? Have you been getting your steps in? Yeah?
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: I have.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: I'm in New York City. It's very easy to get
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: your steps in.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: It's so easy to get your steps in if you
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: can find a place to walk. People listen if you
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: need to get your steps in, I know a way.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Find a trail and walk that shit.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Like eight times you've been working on trails.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: All I do is go to this college, I step
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: the block from where I live right and I walk
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: around it and I walk around it twice and I
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: get eleven thousand to twelve thousand steps.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, dude, you found a way I found I uh,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: that's great. In New York City, I just ride my
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: bike and walk everywhere and I get my ten thousand
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: steps in.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Also, for those of you out there, it's going to
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: sound a little crude. It's going to sound a little crude.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Jerking off helps with the steps.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Also, Oh, you keep your or ring on when you masturbate.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, because then that's steps, it's steps.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Well it's not steps, it's sort of cheating. And then
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: you're getting then you're getting lotions. Then you're getting lotions
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: all over your steps. What about when you're having intercourse,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: do you keep your orr ring on?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because my heart rate gets up and that's an activity.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the or ring will tell you it looks like
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: you've been fucking and.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like your activity level has just.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: No, it's mine, mine must I must have a new
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: update because it says it appears you have been fucking,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: and then you click yes or no. And sometimes we
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: were just on a walk, so you're like, oh, I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: wish I was fucking. I was just walking. But okay,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: the hit that you click out the x X out
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: the fucking dude.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, man, I'm missing. I miss I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: missed in your face. I want to know about you.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I want to I'm going to see you. I'm going
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: to see you Thursday for our secret project, and I'm
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: gonna see you Saturday at Christa's birthday party. Audience, thank
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: you for tuning in. We love you. We we hope
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: you learn something about out knee surgery and about how
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Donald's masturbates with his ring.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: No five secure some stories that show we made about
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: a bunch of talks and nurses in Canada.
• 1:01:14
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