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Utah Word of the Day - Crall and Skeen For April 1st, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: It's often said that the people of Utah speak a
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  Speaker 1: language all their own. It's a language that's often confusing
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  Speaker 1: and even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State.
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  Speaker 1: So Radio from Hell presents a handy guide to help
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  Speaker 1: everyone understand how the natives speak. It's the Utah word
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  Speaker 1: of the day, and today's word.
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  Speaker 2: Is well today, there are two words to consider. They
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  Speaker 2: are kraw c r A l L and scheme s
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  Speaker 2: k e e n. And to use these words in dialogue,
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  Speaker 2: we go to Mona, Utah, where the Mayor Don Kridle
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  Speaker 2: is dealing with his dim witted but very excitable Sun Denver.
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  Speaker 2: Denver has come to his dad's office with a very
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  Speaker 2: big plan. Again, the words are kraw and scheme Nnie Bendy.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear the big nth the big neth about
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  Speaker 3: thun Dance?
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  Speaker 4: You mean the sun Dance flam Festival. Yeah, I heard. No.
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  Speaker 3: No, this thing about a flam festival. It's about the
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  Speaker 3: Sundance Film Festival. I didn't know they had a flim festival. No, Son,
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  Speaker 3: there isn't a flam festival. I just sometimes call the
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  Speaker 3: Sundance Film Festival the Sun Dance flam Festival. You know
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of a joke. Well, gee, daddy, I thought
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  Speaker 3: jokes were supposed to be funny.
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  Speaker 4: Never mind, what's the big news?
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  Speaker 3: Well, daddy, the Sundance Festival is leaving Utah. There ain't
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  Speaker 3: gonna be no more films, no more Hollywood stars, no
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  Speaker 3: more people who are Hollywood stars dancing on tables and
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  Speaker 3: getting in fights in Pork City bars and restaurants.
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  Speaker 4: Why did the Pork City mayor finally put her foot
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  Speaker 4: down and say that the city police force is not
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  Speaker 4: gonna tolerate that behavior.
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  Speaker 3: No, the Sundance folks got a better offer from Colorado,
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  Speaker 3: so they're just pulling up stakes and leaving Utah for good.
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  Speaker 3: But daddy, there's a silver lining to this dark cloud now.
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  Speaker 3: So well, we'll have to start today if we have
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  Speaker 3: any chance of organizing the Mona City International Film Festival.
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  Speaker 3: I already started working on my first movie. It's an
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  Speaker 3: original story, an original story about a bunch of kids
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  Speaker 3: who go out to the Mona Reservoir and have some
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  Speaker 3: fun at a bonfire party, but then they get stocked
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  Speaker 3: and killed by the current creek Killer. We're the big
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  Speaker 3: knife and wear the hockey mask.
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  Speaker 4: So that that sounds kind of familiar. By aside from that,
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  Speaker 4: what about money? You need sponsor money, big time to
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  Speaker 4: get something like this off the ground.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I need your influence as mayor, Daddy, to
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  Speaker 3: see if you can crow some sponsors for the festival.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you can round up, you know, crow the folks
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  Speaker 3: at the lavender farms or the bullet factory for money.
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  Speaker 3: Tell them, I'll give him a cameo in my movie.
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  Speaker 3: You tell them that they'll meet Hollywood stars who will
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  Speaker 3: come to Mona for the festival.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess I could talk to him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh something else, Daddy. We're gonna have to build a
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  Speaker 3: big hill somewhere in town, and the big as a mountain. Well,
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  Speaker 3: what on earth for the Hollywood types who come to
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  Speaker 3: Park City like to go skiing. We need someplace for
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  Speaker 3: him to do some.
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  Speaker 1: Skiing again some other time. As we examine how the
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  Speaker 1: Utah natives speak with the Utah Word of the day,