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Francis Ellis Addresses Dave Portnoy Biography | Son of a Boy Dad #374 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I went to my local watering hole gunshop, had some
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  Speaker 4: whiskey and looked at some guns.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we do, going to a happy hour at
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  Speaker 3: All right, shall we? We?
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  Speaker 1: Shall wear your hands sound sticky? Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 4: I need another pillow?
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  Speaker 1: Get the lumbar pillow? Do you feel that's that stickiness.
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  Speaker 1: It sounded sticky.
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  Speaker 3: It definitely made a noise.
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  Speaker 1: You could scale a glass building bare handed.
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  Speaker 3: I have webbed fingers all already. Welcome back to the
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  Speaker 3: Son of a Boy Dad podcast today. It is February ninth, one,
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  Speaker 3: three p m. We are here live from h Q three.
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  Speaker 4: This is a great look.
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  Speaker 1: The collar popping through like gives it such a course.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, it looks nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm big with the collar. Have you been always but.
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  Speaker 1: Not over another? Maybe?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to know you about you?
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  Speaker 4: He's never done this. I do it all the time. No,
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  Speaker 4: you don't for church, maybe for temple. Never on the pod,
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  Speaker 4: it's a staple. It's honestly a staple. Look for me.
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  Speaker 1: We could go through the animals of Son of a
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  Speaker 1: Boy Dad. I don't think that we've seen this.
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  Speaker 3: Would you ever wear a V neck with God? No?
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, but that would almost frame the collar maybe
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  Speaker 4: a little bit probably, Yeah, But I'm not a V neck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'm like the tightest neck I can possibly get.
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  Speaker 3: You're a no neck, yeah, you're no rings?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I want everything to be A turtle neck has to
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  Speaker 3: feel like you're being berthed. Yeah, exactly. Would you ever,
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  Speaker 3: would you ever wear a turtleneck? Yeah, of course, would
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  Speaker 3: you of course? No, Yeah, that's your opening spoil him.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna to be honest with you. I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: be honest with you. I'm going to reveal something here.
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  Speaker 4: I spend a lot of time shopping for Harry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 4: I find I look at things all the time now
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  Speaker 4: and I think, boy, here, that would look great, and
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  Speaker 4: then I think about buying it, and then I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: he won't even bring it home from the office.
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  Speaker 3: I brought all of my gifts home. I brought my
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  Speaker 3: Louis book back.
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  Speaker 4: That hurt that, that's sad here for so long, that
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  Speaker 4: is finishing up another book that is a sentimental I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want it.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to show it off. I didn't want it
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  Speaker 3: collecting dust at my bookshelf.
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  Speaker 4: Understood a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of people talked about stealing it because you wanted it
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  Speaker 1: so little. That's so mean a valuable autograph. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you you're discarding it.
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  Speaker 3: I love when I go back to my desk every
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  Speaker 3: couple of months and I get to see Rohn's desk
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  Speaker 3: and see what's changed, what's changed. A lot of paraphernalia, so.
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  Speaker 1: I'm holding that for a coworker, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Contraband's got a fucking like Whiz Khalifa rolling station at
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  Speaker 3: his desk. It's crazy ultiple grinder.
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  Speaker 1: I also strains of weed, the penis salt gun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have that. That thing's fun, fun to play with.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I have a question. You talked on on UNA's
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  Speaker 4: show and on bush streams and stuff about just marijuana
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  Speaker 4: in general, but you don't talk about it here.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything there. I haven't said here.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like, you know, you're a little My impression
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  Speaker 4: was that you were a little bit more open about
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  Speaker 4: weed on those other places. Because to find they do
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  Speaker 4: they watch this one, but not any of your other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know. I don't really know what my
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  Speaker 3: parents watch. I know my sisters watch everything.
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  Speaker 4: They watch everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were heartbroken.
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  Speaker 3: We'll find it. Yeah, like they they were probably like
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  Speaker 3: at the premiere of UNA's episode. Yeah right, Yeah, waiting
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  Speaker 3: in the fucking lobby on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: Six different handles on the comments having a conversation with themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Families group Dad is in there.
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  Speaker 4: The sexual tension is palpable.
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  Speaker 3: No, they didn't even look at each other.
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  Speaker 4: Can't they just be co workers?
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  Speaker 3: Fucked, that's what he wants. He didn't even look up
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  Speaker 3: for the page. I really didn't. I just looked at
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  Speaker 3: the page. I didn't know we were supposed to not. I
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  Speaker 3: thought I was just drawing.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't look up that much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were supposed to not.
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  Speaker 3: I was just looking at that, was just looking at
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  Speaker 3: my heart. Yeah, focused it all before.
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  Speaker 4: You were a dial I'll say this, that's a pretty
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  Speaker 4: good show. I think that's a unique show. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I love the name.
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  Speaker 1: Great idea, great idea, great idea for the.
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  Speaker 4: Name, great idea, great name.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly think it would be better with more guests
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  Speaker 3: that aren't barstool people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The booking department should definitely be on that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think that's the next iteration right, probably, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because I feel like that would be a good show
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  Speaker 4: with like outside guests.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who ever thought of that's fucking dialed?
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  Speaker 3: What did you say that?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: The show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you thought of the show and the name. That
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  Speaker 3: was a great setup and everything.
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  Speaker 1: That was an incredible set up by Francis. I wish
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  Speaker 1: I could give you the same setup. I wish I
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  Speaker 1: could be like, write this.
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  Speaker 3: Book for me, nasty low blow. It's not a team player.
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  Speaker 5: It was a t up.
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  Speaker 1: It was a tea up to talk about it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a tep. I'm trying to do my best and.
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  Speaker 3: Tea Roan loves to bring his boys down. It's unfortunate.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to bring my boys down.
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  Speaker 3: The last I spoke of you before today was I
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  Speaker 3: think the last thing you said to me was your
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  Speaker 3: team is going to be a trivia question that people
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  Speaker 3: get wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Was I wrong? I was doing news well, we were
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  Speaker 1: going you. You started the ship talk out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 3: Talking Eagle super Bowl highlights on the day of the
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  Speaker 3: Super Bowl, and I said to let go.
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  Speaker 1: And I just had to get I just had to
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  Speaker 1: give you some straight talk. And then I said that
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  Speaker 1: one you stop responding, maybe I've gone too far. Hours
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  Speaker 1: it was dead right, it was dead right. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I wanted. No one was rooting for the Patriots more
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  Speaker 1: than me.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't know it.
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  Speaker 4: For the company, it's so good for the company.
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  Speaker 1: Like it'd be good for Dave to win that huge bet.
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  Speaker 1: It would be good for T shirt sales, it'd be.
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  Speaker 3: Good for morale, social economy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. Literally yeah, literally, No one's buying
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  Speaker 1: Seahawks fucking T shirts.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm sure someone is.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sad?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not like torn up.
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  Speaker 4: Those boxes of T shirts were on their way to Zimbabwe.
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  Speaker 4: Someone's like, wait, wait, wait, we actually might use those here.
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  Speaker 3: At this time, I was honestly going to ask if
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  Speaker 3: I could have like some of the Patriots championship gear.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it would have been funny to have. I
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  Speaker 4: want the forty eight bags of confetti that are blue, red,
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  Speaker 4: and white. They didn't use Scrooge McDuck into Yeah, saved
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  Speaker 4: my Fourth of July party.
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  Speaker 1: Or bad Bunnies fucking outfit, that sick white out that
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  Speaker 1: he had. I heard he was wearing a bulletproof vest
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  Speaker 1: under it.
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  Speaker 3: See when he got off stage, it's all paranoid, like
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  Speaker 3: someone was following him. Yeah, probably Ice, Probably it's literally
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  Speaker 3: what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: Get your ass back to Puerto Rico. That's uh. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like he ended that last song
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  Speaker 1: fast though. I was excited to hear that song specifically.
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  Speaker 3: And then he ran off the stage for the field.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had no idea what was going on.
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  Speaker 3: None, and translations would have been nice.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, be prepared to be called racist.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's racist.
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  Speaker 1: I don't speak Spanish. You're a racist.
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  Speaker 3: Not even in the music though, but he was clearly
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  Speaker 3: saying shit that was like not related to the music.
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  Speaker 3: Like would have been nice to know what he was saying, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I had to do a blood test this morning for
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  Speaker 4: my cholesterol thing, and I went into Quest Diagnostics of course,
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, that's a have you guys been
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  Speaker 4: to one of those? I kind of thought it would
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  Speaker 4: be like an urgent care type place.
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  Speaker 3: Wrong.
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  Speaker 4: It's like basically a call center that has been reappropriated
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  Speaker 4: to take blood.
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  Speaker 1: There's just cubicles jabbed.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, you know, at night it turns into a
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  Speaker 4: brothel where every little booth is a place to you know.
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  Speaker 3: But they do a couple of those places. They're like
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  Speaker 3: eerie almost. Yeah, it was kind of weird. Wick. They
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  Speaker 3: turn things over. You're getting in the car and they're like,
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  Speaker 3: your results came back, how we looked? Got them?
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  Speaker 1: Who did the eye test?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it looks good, but my my drawer of blood.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to call her a nurse because I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if she has that. But she was only
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  Speaker 4: speaking Spanish and young, very pretty, probably mid to late twenties,
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  Speaker 4: I would say. And she was corresponding with a woman
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  Speaker 4: over the barrier into the next yeah, the cube, blood
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  Speaker 4: cube in the order. And I turned to her and
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  Speaker 4: I said, did you watch the super Bowl last night?
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  Speaker 4: She goes, okay, okay, and I was like, the super
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  Speaker 4: Bowl and she was like, I know, I know me,
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  Speaker 4: I know know what that what what the is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah or whatever? And I'm like the.
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  Speaker 4: Football football game and she's like and then the other
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  Speaker 4: woman translated super Bowl and she started laughing into Spanish
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  Speaker 4: for it. She started laughing yeah. And then I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because bad Bunny. And she was like, I know, like
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  Speaker 4: bad Bunny. And I was like, well, I guess I
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  Speaker 4: should have just started with that because I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: ask someone who speaks Spanish how they.
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  Speaker 3: Thought, yeah, yeah, of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Because the swath of Spanish speaking people saying I'm a
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  Speaker 1: native Spanish speaker, the way Puerto Rican speaks Spanish is
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  Speaker 1: even hard for me to unders. That's really I think
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  Speaker 1: that and Chile have like the most like weird dialects
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  Speaker 1: or pronunciations, maybe not the dialects. But uh, I would
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  Speaker 1: have loved I would have loved to know what he's
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that was more like I don't the
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  Speaker 3: music and really need to know the translations because I
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  Speaker 3: was just moving and grooving with the beat. But the
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  Speaker 3: the the actual translations of what he was saying would
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  Speaker 3: have been nice because there was definitely a lot that
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  Speaker 3: wasn't a part of.
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  Speaker 1: The music, right, like what's making them shake their asses?
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  Speaker 3: Are they shaking?
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  Speaker 4: Even music? In English? I tend to read along the lyrics.
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  Speaker 1: Listening Kendrick Lamar subtitles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Back in the day, I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 4: remember this. Sometimes when you bought a CD, the CD
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  Speaker 4: book lyrics would have all the lyrics written in tiny time,
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  Speaker 4: and as I listened, I would sort of just be
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  Speaker 4: falling along yeah, close.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you want to memorize them, because just one
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  Speaker 3: of those he did to Everybody sucks Everybody. When I
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  Speaker 3: was used to get the albums and wou read the
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  Speaker 3: lyrics first, and then I would listen to the songs
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  Speaker 3: and be like, I wonder what beat they chose for
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  Speaker 3: this for this one? Try to envisit yourself, right, would
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  Speaker 3: have gone something a little different.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I heard that, and see.
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  Speaker 1: Did Shakira and j losp did they do their ship
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  Speaker 1: in Spanish?
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  Speaker 4: I think it was hybrid?
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  Speaker 3: Hybrid?
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  Speaker 1: Was it?
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  Speaker 3: The little Shakiro was definitely hybrid and they were teasing us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they did it together, right, I think so?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hybrid for sure, and this was fully Espanol.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't even he said, or do you say
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  Speaker 1: like I love football?
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  Speaker 3: No, I heard football. I heard football once and the
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  Speaker 3: USA USA. I didn't know what he was saying. I
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  Speaker 3: thought he was saying some crazy shit. I thought the
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  Speaker 3: sort of scenery and the all those scenes were amazing,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't I wasn't that familiar with with what
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  Speaker 3: they were.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know. And that's on me.
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  Speaker 1: The power and shit going on in Puerto Rico and
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  Speaker 1: the share prop.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it was. Yeah, that was what that was.
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  Speaker 3: Why he was climbing, climbing the phone poles.
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  Speaker 4: Why did he hand the drink though back to someone
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  Speaker 4: else because he didn't like it? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Was that something?
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  Speaker 1: I know that the bartender is like a bartender of
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  Speaker 1: some famous Puerto Rican bar, and I think like Bushwick
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in Brooklyn and or something she was like an
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  Speaker 1: old lady. I think there were some Easter eggs in there.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently that couple really got married. Oh yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 3: I saw that.
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  Speaker 1: And that kid was al young Gonzales. I heard that
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  Speaker 1: he gave the Grammy to do you remember, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They got uh the Ice pulled up.
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  Speaker 1: On Alien Gonzales was a Do you remember he was
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  Speaker 1: the kid that was like in the closet in like
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  Speaker 1: the nineteen nineties.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was the kid that floated over on
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  Speaker 3: the inner tube from Q.
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  Speaker 1: Oh maybe that was that kid.
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  Speaker 3: I thought the kid was the kid that Ice got
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  Speaker 3: or no, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Danny al Monte.
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  Speaker 4: I think, oh no, that's the picture that was too
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  Speaker 4: old for the Little League World Series.
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  Speaker 3: Very felt very high brow, highbrow.
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  Speaker 1: It was the kid from Modern Family that they gave
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  Speaker 1: it to.
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  Speaker 3: The Pedro Pascal was there. Did you see that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he was like in the in the thing. Do you
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  Speaker 3: think all of that was live or do you think
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  Speaker 3: some of that stuff was like pre recording?
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  Speaker 1: Now he was in the I think that was live.
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  Speaker 1: I saw like a pulled out picture of him. I
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  Speaker 1: bet he was licking his child said who he could
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  Speaker 1: anxiety go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, A lot of anxiety asses around there.
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  Speaker 1: You know that that's his move what pedro pass.
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  Speaker 3: He gets anxious and then he starts grabbing.
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  Speaker 1: He gropes people, and then he like, he's like, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: have really bad anxiety. That's like his excuse for.
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  Speaker 3: If that's I don't know if that's how.
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  Speaker 1: He'll fully fondle people and be like I'm sorry, I'm retarded.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: It is weird as fuck, and we're out on him,
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  Speaker 3: but I will say, Eddington, are you supposed to get
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  Speaker 3: a dog for that condition?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you supposed to grope a dog?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, typicitely not human. But Eddington was good, so we
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  Speaker 3: forgive him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I never saw that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was great.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's like a COVID like uh, like a kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of like a what it is? Yeah? It was good.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: You should watch it. It was good.
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  Speaker 4: And it's Joaquin Phoenix as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's actually like a banger. I thought people kind
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  Speaker 3: of panned it. They kind of did, and then I
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  Speaker 3: watched it do The ending is like it's a foot
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  Speaker 3: turns into an action movie. Wow, sick. Cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm happy to hear that. I could I could
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  Speaker 4: use something like that, Ye check it out. That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Farm one.
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  Speaker 1: Everything goes with your blood this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know yet.
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  Speaker 4: I that so I've been on this statin for like
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  Speaker 4: three years now, and uh they I went to just
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  Speaker 4: get another refill and they were like, hey, you need
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  Speaker 4: to check in with your doctor and make sure that
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  Speaker 4: this is still an efficacious medicine. So then they were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we need you to take another blood test and then
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: come in and we'll talk to you about it to.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Make sure you can still take that med just that
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: it's working.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know going down that it's sort of cycling
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: this or or I have this sticky lipid protein.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Of course I have it too. Yeah, supersticky.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: It's great topping for a cinemon And uh, oh my god.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: I went to some amazing restaurants in DC this weekend.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: There's a restaurant in DC called Dabney The Dabney Buddy,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: one of the best that I've been to in a
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: long time. New American cooked over an open fire, hearth,
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: something so cozy about that.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: What's new American?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: If you go to a restaurant and it's New American,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: the food's gonna be good.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: It's good.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: If you just searched a new American restaurant, what is
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: it like? No, that's American, that's American.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: So what's new American?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Grain bowls probably deconstructed. There's probably some trout or like
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: some leafy salads. What were they sounding?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Beef?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: They had a really really cool Uh it was a
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: sweet potato slider bun catfish slider, like fried catfish slider
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: with some slaw and stuff like that. That was unbelievable.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I think that's what it was. And then we got
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: the chicken and dumplings, which was sort of a soupy thing.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: It's incredible.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Dumplings are like a half cooked biscuit in that way,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: right or like what's the consistency of a dump.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I don't even know. The way they did it was
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: it was unlike anything I'd ever had. It was really
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: really good. Their desserts were spectacular, and then their cocktails
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: were super good. I've been on a real cocktail making tear.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: I've been crushing it. In fact, in fact, I had
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: a whole bit lined up for today that would have
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: been really great, but I couldn't get the supplies. And
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I tried. You couldn't find any No I was, I
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: was walking around. I wanted to after I finished talking
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: about the book, pull out a cocktail shaker and pour
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: your drink and say this is a cocktail I made.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I call it the Falcon. This is my take on
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: a leechy martini.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: You're coming up with your You're coming up with your own.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: That was my bit.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: That was my bit, and I would have made a
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: non alcoholic one for you, and it would have been great.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: They're getting leachy leach is harder than you'd think. Oh yeah,
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: they don't have it at Whole Foods. They didn't have
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: it at Williams Sonoma. They only had the syrup. But
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: I wanted the actual leaches. Then you have to go
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: to some Korean market.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're right by Korean town.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: We are.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: There is a Korean market on thirty second Street or something.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I don't like my leaches to have dog in them,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: new Korean.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: So kimchi and dog. That would have been a nice Uh.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: That would have been a nice bit and it would
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: have been a great full circle. I think you should
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: only be drinking Leachi martiniz The fact that Leechi Martini
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: was the straw that broke the camel's back is so preposterous.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I know, well, I'm.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Not a big leachy guy if I'm going to be.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: If Martini, I had one when we went to Coke, Yeah, yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: they're pretty good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: They're fun, They're they're good.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Leechy is like very sweet, right, it's.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: A pretty unique tasting fruit. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: got crunchiness to it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: But if it's not in a Martina, what do they
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: do it in ice cream or what else? Is like
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: a How would you use it? If not in a martini?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: How could you experience a leachy candy?
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've definitely had it before. Maybe I've
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: just had the fruit.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: M there's no chance, there is a chance. What even
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: is the shape of a leachy I've always seen the middle.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: It's a spiky red, small like spiky red thing.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like it looks like a damn strawberry with
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: like a coconut in the middle.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's not spiky.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: No, it's got a little spike. No, it's not spiky,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: but it's not like a dragon fruit.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Dragon fruit has some scary spice.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh yeah, dragon fruit's terrifying.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear, Like, I just want to
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: hear your thoughts on on the book thing. I feel
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: like people who listen to this show want to hear
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: what you think, or at least a statement about it,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: a prepared statement, if you have anything prepared.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've thought a lot about it. I've kind of
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: gone through the various stages of grief in a way. Initially,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: when I saw that clip of Dave sort of denouncing it,
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: I was bummed, and then I was kind of frustrated, confused,
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: and then ultimately accepting. And the bottom line is that
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: there's still a lot of work to be done. I
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: put my hand up for this challenge. I wanted this,
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: and I knew the risks, and what I did was
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: not satisfyed I. I didn't finish the job. So there's
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: work to be done. I want to solve it, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I'm going to stay in the fight.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: It's funny how you found out that you that you
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: deleted Twitter from your phone and that you were just
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: trying to like tweet something out and then you just
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: got hit with a barrage of the worst news possible
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: just because you were trying to promot some stuff yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: how it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Happened, Well, I had deleted Twitter from my phone and
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I had to post a sponsored piece of content for uh,
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: which was me eating the bear. Yeah yeah, so I
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: went and posted that on Twitter.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And now for a quick scroll.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Well, trust me, I opened it up and it was
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I had the twenty plus.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's and I never want to see that. Boy,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: what does what have I done?
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I've seen the twenty plus in a minute and then
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: I and then I posted it on Instagram and everyone
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: was commenting, dude, you're taking huge ls.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: On the yak.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeak.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking about that?
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Man, look you know Twitter right after.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gone again. Have to it's bad news in there,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: window to the demise of humanity.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to be on that. I'm me,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I've never been on it more. I'm always on why
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I've gotten trapped. Oh you're back on
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Twit sucked in, can't get off of it.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm here in good news on there. Chase's he switched
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: on them from porn to cancer being He did like
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: a flip of the switch. Have you seen that all?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Like bone cancers done? And like paralysis is finished. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: they're really pumping us with good news to quiet the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Epstein ship. I know that the world's actually a good place.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Why are you on it so much?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and I've always been on it. It's
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: hard to get off, but I feel like I've been
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: good recently about getting off, and then more recently I've
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: just get so mad that I just stay on. Are
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: you are you tweeting back at people? Are you adding anything?
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Not from Maine.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Never. I got a couple of burners, Ken burns.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, over here, documentary on the burners.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: That's a great name for a burner. You should start.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: You should make that your handle.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: No, it should be Handah burner.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: That was my joke.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I missed it, got it, damn it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that Key and Peel sketch? Where which
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: one he's like? I wish I were high on pod?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: And then the classic It ends with sucking Gabriel Glacier like, listen,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I'm on tour if you want to.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Come from.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: That? One's so good And he comes.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: In the door. The principal calls him in and uh
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: is Jordan Peele goes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: So funny when you say you're still in the fight.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I'm still I'm still working on it. I'm now helping Dave.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: My my role has changed, you know. I'm kind of
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: just editing, polishing a little bit, but I'm in a
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: very minimally invasive way. Look, this is his book. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: think I probably tried to straddle two worlds a little bit,
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: which was as uh satisfying, you know, the story for
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: his fans and the barstool fans who know him intimately,
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: while also teaching and intriguing the Hudson News airport traveler
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: who has seen two or three pizza reviews and says, oh,
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: I've always been curious about that guy. Yeah, and trying
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: to kind of inform them. And you know, I wrote
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: a sort of real tale of his life. I think
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: that in an autobiography, well.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: He wanted it in bullet points.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I think that I think you could distill this down
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: to I tried to write more of a bio. I
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: ended up writing more of a biography, and he wanted
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: a true autobiography. And that's a challenge.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Could you break down the difference For some of the
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: dumber listeners, like myself.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Well, a biography, you you consult outside sources, yeah, and
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: you try to verify information and you know whatever. I also,
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I also like wrote dialogue that is imagined based on
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: things that were said to me, but like you know,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: exchanges from twenty years ago. Yeah, obviously I don't have
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: an audio recording of how that conversation went. But I
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: think that the reader can normally suspend a literal belief
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: of what's being written there for a bit, and it's
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: all in the service of creating a compelling story and
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: arc and through line. And I probably, as I'm sure
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: many ghostwriters do, became a little enchanted with Dave and
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: presented him, I believe, as like a hero and maybe
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: and frankly, I think I think Dave is just a
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: very like I want the truth, I want it presented
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: without fanfare, and I want my facts down. Yeah, and
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I think that his memory and his story was all
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: is all that matters, and what the readers are going
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: to get now is absolutely Dave, which is honestly a win. Yeah,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: that's going to be the most authentic form of this book.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: And you know, I added probably a few too many
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: bells and whistles, but like that Leitchi Martini thing. You know,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: they're all at dinner at Buddhacan, and it was kind
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: of like a throwaway flourished to end a paragraph. And
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: it was like by by the time the check came,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: or like nobody was speaking to each other by the
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: by the time the second round of Lechi Martini's had come.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: And you know, that's just like a way for me
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: to it's imagery to put the reader in that restaurant,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: not like, look how gay.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Are staff is.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Look at these flaming homos and he by the way,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I wrote leech Martini and he's like, spicy watermelon leech Martinez.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: How we remembered it? And I'm like, I don't think
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I had all that in there.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I went back and.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Looked what's wrong with a spicy you know what I.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Mean, I'm going to start making that. Yeah, yeah, we
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: might have come up with something there.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: But again, I mean what.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I say, like, you know, I I it was a
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: very well it wasn't my but it's not my book.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Well do you think we'll ever get the Francis cut? No,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: what why would we? I don't know, maybe like a
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: couple of years down the road, he already wrote it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: You just drop it one day, don't waste it. Yeah,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: throw it into Google, drop drop it, like the chronic
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want to look. This is Dave's autobiography.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: I was hired to do a task and I did
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: not deliver on that, and well you're still delivering. Well,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: the assignment has changed, and I have to set my
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: ego aside and trust that this is the right way forward,
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: which I believe it is, and Dave is. You know,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I think we all the whole company was built on
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Dave's writing. Yeah, you know what I mean. People forget that,
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Like for ten years, from two thousand and three to
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: twenty ten, the centerpiece voice of Barstool was Dave, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: then for a few years after, but at that time
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: he added Kevin and Keith and then like two years later,
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Big Cat, so it became a bit more of a chorus.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: But throughout, you know, it was like Dave blogging fifteen
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: blogs a day, twenty blogs a day, and building this
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: tone and thing that we have all been able to
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: attach ourselves to. And to not have his story and
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: book written in that almost now looking at it from
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: my perspective, feels disingenuous.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Do you think you're like, do you think you know
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: everything about blog stool? Now? No, probably not. You think
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: you know more than most people here?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: He knows more than everyone.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you. I think you might have like
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: the full story story.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I like to think that. I'm like, what's that?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: The giver?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're kind of like the giver.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Giver of course, how so I am the keeper?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: I am the keeper of stories.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have. I mean the way that you
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: were just like from around two thousand and three to
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: twenty ten, it's like I never would have got that. Yeah,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I would have guessed twenty eighteen to twenty nineteen. Yeah, right.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: One One cool thing. One cool thing about this the
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: way this is gone, is that I know that Dave
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: has followed sort of the path that I mode in
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: a way, and is now going through and making, you know,
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: rewriting and making it all his own. But he did
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: tell me that some of the things that I wrote
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: as he read them jogged his memory, yeah, and allowed
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: him to insert and snecdotes that he hadn't told me
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: when I interviewed him for the book. So if the
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: only thing I did was shake loose a few of
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: these unbelievably funny or unbefore heard stories from his mind
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: such that they make it in the book. That's cool. Yeah,
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: you know, and there's a lot of that. There's there's
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: a lot that as I read behind him now, I'm like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: holy shit, that yeah, like I'm so glad that made it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Like that wasn't in We didn't unearth that in my
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: questioning or.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: So he so he was just so I thought that
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: he was just starting the book from scratch and like,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: this is the first day of my life out. So
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: he's kind of just putting the Francis story through.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: If that's how I didn't that is not what's happening.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Like you bet down all the stalks, you drove through
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the cornfield first, and he's just skipping.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I am not going to give myself one fucking.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You're in the jungle with the machete hat.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: What now is.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I think that I think that, uh, maybe he's following
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: the chronology of my structure at most, which you know,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: that's a silly thing to say, because the whole book
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: is chronologically oriented.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think it's that crazy to say. Also,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: aren't you're still in you're still fully involved in the book.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I'm polishing. Yeah, polishing is the most generous
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: termacic use I.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Don't think I think you're being too hard on yourself.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Leaning.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Now I'm doing a little dusting. Now you're polishing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not moving. I mean I'm deleting the three
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: spaces after Sometimes it's three, sometimes it's four, sometimes it's two.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I don't really know, like how heavy his thumb is
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: on the space bar. I don't really understand that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Every sentence is fucking I did.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: This for like twenty thirty pages, and then I was like,
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: wait a minute, there's an easier way to do this,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: And I went into I did control ass find, and
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: then I did peer space space. It was like, there
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: are three thousand, four hundred instances of this, so.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I replaced them all with period space.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: And then as I was going I was like, oh shit,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: there's another one, and this one was three spaces. Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: So you realize, you know, whatever, Well, what is.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: The reasoning behind that?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: He said his mom was like a typing teacher and said.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I remember when I took too it comes from typewriters. Typewriters. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: there was something about typewriters where that you had to
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: hit it twicewice to get to get ahead.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what it is, because I
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: remember learning that taking typing in fifth grade. I remember
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: learning that, and then I never remembered it because no
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: one uses it. Until I started a barstool and I
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: saw Dave doing it, yeah, and I was like, there's
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: got to be a reason that he's doing that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that, you know. Look, the one thing
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: that I was really disappointed about wasn't so much that
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: like the book I wrote won't see the light of day.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: The reason I did this and wanted to do this, frankly,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: was to prove my worth and loyalty to Dave. Yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: but I think that's accomplished, bro. I Like I thought,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: if I did this well and spent this much, I've
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: spent hundreds of hours on this. Yeah. I wrote three
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: hundred and twenty pages yeah, that were polished and re
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: polished and sent to the editor and written back into
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: a second draft. And like, I really did work my
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: dick off on this, and I was pleased and thought
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I had done well. And I thought that when my
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: contract is up in September, perhaps this book would serve
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: as a mark in my favor, whether to ask for
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: a raise or to be in good standing here at
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: the company. I'm pretty sure I now owe Dave.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: That's waste time.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: In fact, that blood I took today, that's going straight
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: to him, that's going into the Dave Fund. I need
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: to raise money to pay my boss back amount a
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: time I wasted him, him and me. The other part
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: of it, that is a bummer. Two and again these
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: are all this is all my fault. But you know,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: people have been kind of like I wrote that Pat
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: bev blog and some people were like, we wish you
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: wrote more, you know, or like it's been six months
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: since your last blog. I was writing thousands and thousands
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: of words and blog basically imagine hundreds of blogs comprised
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: into this book. That the reason I haven't written a
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: blog is because I was writing up a storm.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm sure Dave knows that well.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: That But my point is that for the readers and
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: people who like my writing and I like writing for them,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I lost a year of output to them. So I
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: feel bad about that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's still something that you could do
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: with the book, like.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Put content as Dave's and just put it out.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Or maybe not even that, but like you could like
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: release or like like do funny like breakdowns of certain
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: paragraphs or something, if you.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Don't mean enough to ask or do like Taylor's version.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I think that if you, if you were to somehow
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: put my thing out, it may it might water down
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: the singularity of his version.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and I wouldn't want.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: To do that. I serve at the pleasure of my president,
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: and as I said, I'm going to stay in the
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: fight until they don't need me anymore and try not
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: to keep fucking ship up.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I think that you're not You're not keeping.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I think you're giving you're giving yourself too much of
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: a hard time.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: You know, my time at barstool has been checkered. My
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: time here has been checkered, the ups and downs, as
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: is the case for so many. But I think that
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: in my first iteration here, my first generation, I got
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: very arrogant, and I was seen as putting putting myself
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: first and not being a company man, and you know,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: using barcel as a stepping stone and all that I
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: got fired, went out in the world, was humbled, came
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: back and have tried to change the narrative about myself.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: And I think that this book, I truly hoped and viewed,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: would serve to stand as the absolute proof that you know,
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: I was. I was a company man, and I was
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: doing something specifically to immortalize Dave and put everything on
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: all my chips into that bucket. And it fucking backfired, man,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: It really fucking backfired. And like I just sometimes feel like, man,
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: I am ramming my head into a brick wall over
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: and over, and even when I try to do it
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: the right way. Truly I tried to do this the
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: exact right way. I was early on all my deadlines.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I fucking had a strong correspondence with the editors and
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: was asking all these different sources and going about this
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: with real, like fucking dedication and passion. And he hated it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: He fucking hated it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yea. And it was a year. It took me a year, dude,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I'd spent so you cannot imagine how in the weeds
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I was on this and how diligent I was about
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: the work on this book.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And for there to be an audience of one and
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: for them to say it's bad after you spend a
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: year on it is like a Grecian tragedy. It's just
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: it'd be nice if, like the market could tell you
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: it was bad, but you'll actually just never know because
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: you only got the one person to taste your dish.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's why he is the only person that matters.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: He was the judge, jury, and executioner. And I knew that,
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: and I fell short. I failed to impress the one
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: person that mattered. So it's a failure. It's a failure
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: on my part.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, but it's a tough person to impress. I
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: knew that when I put my hand up. Yeah, so
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I said I want this. You definitely made it further
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: than like ninety nine or anyone at the company could have.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: I do think there's truth to that. I do think
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: that whatever I did that any other ghost writer out
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: there or probably person at the company would would have
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: would have been far farther away from the desired product
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: than I was. But it doesn't change the fact that,
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: you know, as he put it, I didn't even make
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: it through a page.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I don't know, I don't know. It's
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: he's tough to play and you're you definitely did everything
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: you killed.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: He didn't make it through a page, but so was
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the leechy martini or walk spicy watermelon on.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: My birthday cracked it open. Saw that was like.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: In the middle.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he might maybe what if he might
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: just be bullshitting about that. He might have read the
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: whole thing. I think he read more than than than
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: he let on.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Well you'll hear about it at your contract. No, I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: think that you'll be in a pretty good standing. But uh,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I felt for you when I heard the news because
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I know how hard you've been working on it, and
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I wish everybody knew that's why he's been upstate. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: that in the fucking Zaza.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Of course, that good cush your plug hit me up
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: this weekend.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: He's a good guy.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: He was, like, I hook up Francis regularly. Yeah, send
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: me your mailing info.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: And what did you You didn't know?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Why not? I can't be getting just packages dropped off
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: at the house.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Right, that'll be stolen by that weird child that walks.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You need a po box for the bush, exactly, that's true.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's like a good way to funnel it through one
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: of those Amazon boxes. Yeah, yeah, there has to be
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: drug trafficking going on in them.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: The Amazon drivers give a fuckud.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: The Amazon drivers probably drop off like bombs daily and
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: they just don't even know, just like children, humans, humans
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: and boxes. Well, that was what the Silk Road was. Yes,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: the Silk Road.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: You know about that.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Now there's a Penn Steak guy.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and Trump just pardoned him out.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Who is it?
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: This guy created like a dark web marketplace for people
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: to sell drugs.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like hit men like you could.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: This is what.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's just he did he create the dark
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: web or he just like made it better?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: He was he was an early but but he also
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: like you could be a lot of drugs and just.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, initially it was.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: He's very libertarian to the point of almost being like
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: an anarchist. Yeah, yeah, and believes that government regulation of
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: any kind is so bad that people should be able
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: to buy drugs if they want and all of that.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: But of course, initially it started with weed and then
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: joke and all that, and then he was like, all right,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: we're gonna put guns on here now, and then people
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: were buying guns, and then it was like it got even. Yeah,
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: of course, it's like anything goes.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about a person? Yeah, what if you put
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: a person on here?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Someone recommended the book to me about this, and I
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: read ninety percent of it. But I hate to say this.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: That book was so badly written. Oh and was so
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: like bubblegum popcorny, Like every fucking chapter ended with some
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: version of like but if he thought he'd seen the last,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: to him, he.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Had another thing coming.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: You're like, dude, this is pulpy, episodic, bullshit cliffhangers suck.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't do it for me.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: That's why I was good. I was glad that you're right,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: or I was excited for you to write that book.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Is because I know you read a lot of books,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: so you know what good books look and sound like.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: I would every day that I was writing, I would
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: start my day reading for one hour and I was
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: waking up. I mean I was waking up early. I
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: was like, so I just to like warm my brain
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: up to the uh, to the process of the writing
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: and get my head around some words.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Which was a process.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: That was a cool way to do it. I like
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Would you ever read a word and be like I'm
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: fucking using that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: No again, well I don't think so. Maybe maybe unknowingly
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: a swage. Yeah, and I'll see, Like I don't think
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: I used too many words like that.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the Silk Road, bro, you got to get
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: on the Silk Road.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I got it. You know, I'm big into my conspiracies
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: and whatnot.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: It's not a conspiracy.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I think there's like everything's a conspiracy.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Well, like they it was just discovered to be true
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: like he was that there were murder for hire plots
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: going on on his website.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: That's not good. You can't have that happening. That does
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: nothing like that happens on my website, Harriet said, a
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: website dot com.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: What are you?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: What cities right now? Nothing? Well, soon to be Arlington
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: and Cleveland.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: You should traffic a little bit on there.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Detroit, it's like a lot.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Just try trafficking.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Probably feel good.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Just get some guns up there. It's like tour dates.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Don't tell set guns guns for sale.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: There's got to be like dead.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Stock stock magazines.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then if you go over to the other tab,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I've got my blueprints for three D printed weapons.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Uh, click on the contact. You see that link from
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: my agency. Now, just trust me, you're going to want
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: to find.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Last printed desert. That would be so nice.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So the last thing I would say, and I
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: know I've said that a couple.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Of times, but please, by all means.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: You know, that clip came out midweek Tuesday or Wednesday,
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: and it was like, fuck, that sucks. And then it
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, well tomorrow or two days from now,
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: I'm going to d C for five shows, the improv show.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: And this may sound like I'm being sore about it,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: but fundamentally I actually believe this, which is things have gone.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I have so much to be happy about and so
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: much good going my way that to linger on a loss,
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: even even a big one, feels ungrateful.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: And and.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: It was just like I shook myself out of it
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: and was like, dude, go go, you know, right the ship,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: but we got a lot to do, stay stay moving forward. Yeah, definitely,
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: And that was really helpful. Cincinnati, and then I went
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: and saw I went and saw my niece and nephew
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: and had a major breakthrough with them. They really came
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: out of their shell and we played a lot great.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: They've just been like shy around me a little bit.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 45:33
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• 45:36
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• 45:40
  Speaker 4: But no, we we played this game where they've turned
• 45:44
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• 45:47
  Speaker 4: built this ramp of whatever and then there's a bean
• 45:51
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• 45:55
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• 45:56
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• 45:58
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• 46:00
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• 46:05
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• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Bomb ass super Bowl, huh bomb super Bowl. Let's talk
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: super Bowl. First of all, Roan, how was Sam fran? Oh?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fucking great.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I can't believe they have food out there.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Did you see people being all line being like, holy fuck,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: there's like fucking out here.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Pat McAfee. Pat mcfe was like, it's actually, it's great.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: It's a great city.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: It's really nice.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love sand Frings awesome.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's awesome too. There's so many nice nooks.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: It's a fun city.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: But then I saw Jake Malise saying nice people. He
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: said he got back to like Orlando, and there's nobody
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: like bent over in half.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: He was really sure about that, And yeah, first to
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: take a lap around the street, I'm pretty sure Orlando's
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: or maybe he's.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Probably somewhere that's not Orlando. But I also people get
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: people get slumped over in cities. Yeah, as they go
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: to good cities, the same.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: You get sucked up every around.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Cities are tiring. Yeah, sometimes you need to bend the
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: waist and catch your breath for an entire day.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get some blood to the heads.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Their hands are probably so loose you can't forward fold.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you have to tire shoes for seven straight hours.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: You know what it is.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: One of my buddies texted me this morning and said
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: that he took an edible last night before going to
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: a Super Bowl party that he thought was gonna be
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: like three people. And he said he got there and
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: it was like people's parents and like families were there.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: And he said at one point he was he was
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: so high that he had to go into the bathroom
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: and put his feet on the wall to try to
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: get blood to his head because he thought he was
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: going to pass out.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: On what what the fuck? He had both feet on
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the wall. Wes like a hallway of the middle school bathroom.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, said he took like a ten milligram edible. He
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: doesn't smoke.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: Wow, Yeah, heav Yeah.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: How he thought he was gonna be like him in
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: two friends, like.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: A guidance counselor there. That's brutal. Parents should just be
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: in line with it, though. Now like parents just have
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: to be like fine with people getting fried. They just
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: can't be. You can't be stodgy about it anymore. No,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: they got a get with the times.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: It is weird though, that some weed really makes your
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: eyes more bloodshot than others, and that is such a
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: telltale sign. I think if they could find a way
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: to breed that out.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Right thing, they do it indicos and sativa's, but maybe
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: just bloodshot and not.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get get a weed that doesn't make your eyes red,
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: and then after that they can tackle the dry mouth
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: redded dry mouth.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Man. Just keep on modifying it genetically.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need Monsanto to get their hands on more
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: GMOs in the web space. Would actually make me enjoy
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: it more. How is everything you cooked?
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Weren't you?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Didn't you have a You said you had a sick day,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: a game plan for yesterday. You're gonna go do a
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: fucking insane workout and then you're gonna make it a
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: lot and do your prayer to Meccah. And already said
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: that you were cooking.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, you were ordering Thai food. That's what it was.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: It did not work out. I ordered it. I ended
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: up ordering Chinese because I haven't had Chinese in a
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: long time. Yeah, but this was Sechuan. Is it the
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: right way to say that Swiss friend?
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Right, And it had that pepper in it that makes
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: your mouth numb.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that one, dude.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: When you drink water afterwards, it tastes like lemon juice.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Tastes in a jungle gym.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I ever had sechuan.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Morty. I don't know how I feel about that collab
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: with McDonald's numb mouth thing.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: No, I fucking hate that. What was that drink that
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: we tried on the yak that was like what was
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: it like kanva or some bullshit? I remember we had
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: it and it was like brown mud and you drank
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: it and made your mouth all numb.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that from like the Maga the Maga place.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: There's a Maga Conva spot, Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: I remember we were looking at like reviews for it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think I know it a Maga place that
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: makes your your face.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: It's like a weird like drink. It's like some bowl
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: like kraton bullshit.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: That sounds nice though, No, it was awful.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: I hated it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: What was the name.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: I don't like my mouth being numb.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I hate it.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I just like a sensation. Just give me like a
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: light sensation, like a little extra. It makes you feel
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I hate it, like getting like nocane.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. Hell, when I got my nose, when
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I got my turbinite reduction, my nose, my front teeth
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: were numb for weeks, and it's just like doing cocaine
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: without the cocaine. What's your What dish did you order?
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Well? I ordered from Birds of a Feather. Have you
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: had that?
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's good.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: But that's the one. It was the three chili chicken.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: They said they did five alarm spice, which sounds like
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: I should have known better. But then there was another
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: one that was like spicy Kung ping chicken, and that
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: one was like atomic waist spice. There's something. So I
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: was like, well, clearly, then the three chili one is
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: probably the medium.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I have a theory that I don't think that any
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: of that foreign shit is as spicy as like really
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: hot wings.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Maybe not.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like i've I try to have the spicy
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: stuff when I get like tired Indian and it never
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: really fucks me up, Like like.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: The first time I went to Sema, it fucking lit
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: my life on.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Kill.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Then the second time I went back it was like.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: I had the I went to an Indian place a
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: couple of months ago and I got vindaloo. Oh, well
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: that can be nuts and the guy was like, this
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: is really spicy, and I was like, let's try it,
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't that bad. I hate the whole thing.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: If I have like a buffalo wing that's like got
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: hot buffalo sauce on it, I'm like distract. I'm like
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I can't breathe, like I lose my mind.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I want to I want to go to an Indian
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: place with view. I'll challenge this theory of yours.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: I'm down. I'm down. I don't think anything at like
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: one of those places is going to be longer than
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: like like remember when we had like the gummy bear
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: that was that wasn't I think once you have that,
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: it's like nothing's bad anymore. Like that's like you're walking away,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: like your stomach feels like someone like is like squeezing
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: it apart.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: I want to have I want to go somewhere, somewhere,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: some hole in the wall, Indian place. They're like fucking
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: just and just be like, yo, you got some.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: That doesn't even have utensils in the back.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't want you to.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: It just has a guy with his forearm.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: The bathroom is just a hole in the floor. That
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: would be so nice, authentic Mumbai.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Like the vindaloo, Like I remember I got it and
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: the dude was like they we had like some green
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: sauce before, and he was like, this is this is
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: spicy and he's like the vindaloo, it's ten, like this
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: is five. That's Vindolu's ten. That green sauce is not spicy,
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: not spicy at all.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm so excited.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: This is.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Had the vindol and it wasn't bad.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: But beer night instead of steak night, this time chicken
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: night like that I had.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: I remember when when I lived in when I first
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: moved to New York and I lived in East Village.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: I remember one of my roommates got ordered Thaie food
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: and he had left over sauce and he was like,
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: this ship's super spicy, Like you can use it if
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: you want, I'm not going to use it. And then
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: I made food. I made dinner because I was cooking
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: for myself at that time, and I I made like chicken, rice, veggies, whatever,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: and I took the sauce and I just dumped it
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: into the pan and I literally couldn't eat it, Like
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: one thing of rice would like destroy you. Like it
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: was like the spiciest shit I've ever had. Okay, I
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: had to remake dinner, Like I had to fully redo
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: the entire dinner.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: I don't disagree with the crux of your point, which
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: is that I can handle Indian spice, yeah, better than
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I can handle certainly Mexican spice. Like when they're going
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: heavy on the hobbin arrows and the those types and
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: going into like whatever group rim reaper peppers or whatever
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: the fu Yeah all that then that is that is
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: the stuff that will make you hallucinate.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: I mean I had to eat a fight to eat
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: a raw having arrow on the act like just take
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: a bite out of one, and I was like I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: was on the verge of tears. Yeah, screaming that to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: fuck you up.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're saying that the Indians, I still have
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: like a little mango lossy and you're you're good to go.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: I still think that the Indians they got some shit crank.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: I think they got some stuff going on that you
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: haven't even been.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: You think he went easy on me, Like like, we
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: got another white guy claiming he wants the spicy vndaloo again.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Give him the tomato.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Sauce, give him the prey go.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was spicy at fuck, but I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: enjoyed it.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I want you to eat something. I want to be
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: with you when you eat something from an Indian restaurant
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: that you do not enjoy and.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I want to be crossed like it on the floor.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I want them to be a guy in the back
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: who hasn't put his arm down for forty seven years.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fingernails look like a treble. Yeah, I would definitely
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: try it. The ship that I don't even want to
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: try is like the hot ones, like the debomb one
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: bomb that it's like the grenade.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Well they sell those all. Now there's a great uh,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: there's a great hot sauce store in Chelsea Market really
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: that I bought some hot sauce from.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm an enthusiast. Yeah, they have an unbelieve
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: they have all of the ones from. Yeah, I've seen
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: the bomb one in stores, but that one apparently is
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: like it's not even like edible, like apparently that's just
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: like a combination of chemicals that are going to kill you.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: I have literally had this fear. I've had this fear
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: in my life of I really hope I don't become
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: so famous that I do hot one.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would, I would decline. I'm like, I'm
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: like that that is such an unbelievably insane cart before
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: the horse fear. No, I've definitely like.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: I I know that I won't be able to say
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: no because it's such a big show and everyone does it.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: You gotta do it, But my god, no, I don't
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: got that in me. I can't handle spicy food at all.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: I can handle it, but I don't have it in
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: me to the point where like I could be on
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: camera like once it's too like my thing is like
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I can handle hot food, but once it's too hot,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like a gigantic pussy like I can't. I can't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta call your mom.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Do you think there's anyone who tells him beforehand, just
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: so you know I can't and then they like fix
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: it for them. No, but I think there's definitely been
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: people that have like bailed like a certain amount of
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: time in I think they probably just do what they
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: can with it. Like maybe there's there's probably people that
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: are like just a heads up, there's no way I'm
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: making it to the last one. I think there are.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I've seen episodes. I mean it seems to me that
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: the early ones nobody it was all straight legit. Yeah,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: and because people are like in trouble. Yeah. Have you
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: ever seen the Joey Diaz one? No, it's so funny.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't see that one.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: And the Bill Burr one's really funny too. M m.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: That's the one where he's like if you drink that,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: He's like he was like, uh, he's freaking out, and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: the host is like, you cha have some of the milk,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: and he's like, I'm not drinking the milk. He's like,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: you drink the milk. That's how isis wins.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I saw a Stavro showed up with like twenty packs
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: of individual ranch dressing really and he just had like
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: a plastic bag of Bodego ranch dressing or some shit.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: It's smart. I mean, that's like you need that shit
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: once you're in, because like, once you're in it. You
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: can't get out, like once you're in that that hot food, like,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: there's just it. It lasts for thirty minutes plus.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: The movie The Descent.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the only way is to go through. Yeah, keep going.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I think you'll still make it on the Hot Ones, definitely.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I worry maybe it'll be after this episode. Maybe they'll
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, we didn't know Francis wanted to come on.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I am worried that if we have, if we're putting
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: this out into the universe, that Harry wants to try
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: spicy Indian that we're gonna have people be like I know,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and they'll fucking light you up. Yeah, they'll like give
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you something that's like dangerous on purpose, as opposed to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you just going to an Indian restaurant and getting something
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: pretty spicy.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: I think that's just what we'll do.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: We'll do it that way.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't have to take recommendations from our freak listeners. Yeah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: trying to kill me.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of our listeners, people were mad and messaging
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: me that they were mad. Maybe did I say this
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: already in this episode? They were mad that we didn't
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: put an episode out to address the book stuff immediately.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, Yeah. People were mad about that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, Ron had to go.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: To San fran to do work.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we prepared for that by banking, which is
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: what we had to do, you know.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately Roan in particular, we have we have other stuff
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: we gotta do. Yeah, so God's.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Got to get done.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I just wish Dave would have gave me a heads up. Yeah, Hey, listen,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna trash Francis this week because.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: It kind have been nice, honestly, just to save it
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: till Monday, Yeah, save it. Yeah, give us something to talk.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just give us something fresh to you while the
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: emotions are still hot.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Stand back, stand by, honestly.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: But he wouldn't stand back or stand by.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: No. There's a lot of people that were telling me
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I was gonna I was gonna get fired for the
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: my comments about Israel.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: People. People were mad that I sat by let you
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: say that, and I was like, he's Jewish.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: What the fuck would I say? How can I regulate that?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what Israel wants.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like I really can't claim you at this time.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: You have to.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's like I can't talk, you can't
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: talk shit about Israel and then be like, I'm allowed
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: to say it. I'm half Jewish.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: No, that's the that's the cheat code.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think me saying anything about Israel.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: It's like saying I have black friends. Now I could
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: be racist. My friends are black.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: I know. Wait, it's exactly like saying that, which is
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: why I'm not trying to say it.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you should. I think you know. It
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: gives you the ultimate cheek code.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Were you bar mitzuen?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not the other side. Yes, he is.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: You have Jewish. I'm in my DNA. I am Jewish,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: like forty percent or something like that.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Anymore people can criticize their their governments and they don't
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: lose their religious identity exactly exactly, that's all I'm saying.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying I'm not saying it. I'm not
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: saying that shit, and then being like, by the way.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: It would give more power to what you're saying.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's why I'm not trying to be that guy,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: because I can't be that. I'm not listen, I can't
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: be like guys, I'm finally gonna speak up about my people.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm that guy.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Is this where I'm supposed to be?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is this the moment?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Is this where you would have me speak up?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: First? He claimed he was only forty percent, and I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: said nothing.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, why were people mad at you?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: What were They're like, people think that I am Harry's
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: handler and I'm not a.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Lot of emotions flying. So Uno was like, she was like, yeah,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: everyone says you won't do anything. And I was like,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: because everyone asks Ronan Francis if I can do them.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so many she asked me a million times.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you first and get nothing, and then they come
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: to us.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: They know that you got to be a couple, couple
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: of texts. Can't just be one, can't be too easy. No,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: it's got to be one and then a.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Follow up and like really annoying, expect to date change
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: and then like but like he's too scared to say no,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: so you will get my stomach.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Is going to be the first time we tried to
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: do this, I'm not going to be on time.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Expect the first date to not work, no matter.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: What, no matter what.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: Good God.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, you know, Patriots are terrible. I'm
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: not really that worried about the Patriots.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I will say, Drake May looks so much like he
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: belongs in your friend group. Yeah. Face is just exactly
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the same as like the rest of theirs. Like if
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: you just face smashed the three of them, it would
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: turn into Drake May.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: I think the problem is we need I think what
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: we need to have happened. I think we need Drake
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: May to come back next season with a man face, or.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: He needs to put some muscle on. I think he
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: needs to put on some weight. Yeah, I do. If
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: he's gonna scramble the way that he does and they're
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: not going to fix their O line, they have to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: fix their O line. He needs to he needs to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: bulk up.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: I think he needs to put on fifteen pounds of
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: muscle in the off season the war path.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is there a chance that? Is it true that
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Cardi B and Stefan Diggs unfollowed each other after the game?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I saw that too. I'm not I'm
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: not sure if that's real or not.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I heard it was real.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: I think it might be real. I saw that interview
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: of her been there, like like anything to say to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Stephan before the big game, it.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Just goes good luck Damn wasn't It wasn't at the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: beginning of the week, wasn't he like, Yeah, I might
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: propose to her.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: I mean I think he had to go straight to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: court after the game. Yeah, literally, I think he had
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: to take like a six am flight and go right
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: to courthouse. He was.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: He must have been fucking during the week. That's the
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: only thing that could piss off Cardy.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I think he was. I don't think we were. We
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: were a mess going this game. I mean, we got
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: two of our players are going to prison. Like that's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: not a good start.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: Like they're not.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: It's not like they're just playing the Super Bowl, like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: they're like, this is probably my last game ever.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: But I got a self reportant.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, before I go to.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: G fifth hour?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what uh?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Who's the other one?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Barmore? How do you say his name?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Christian Barmore? Barmore, the d tackle?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: What's he? What's he going to jail for?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: I had had too much fun?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Domestic violence?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: No, he's up to no good. He got it. He
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: got in trouble that he got in trouble at the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: same time Diggs.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Did, oh really yeah, And they said we'll let you
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: play the playoffs.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, literally, they moved. They moved the hearing until right
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: after the super.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Was it a Boston judge, he was just like, oh
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: win it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're getting life. They're definitely getting life after yesterday.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: If you're going back to Boston like that, that is
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: the worst court date of all time.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: They're like one reception, yeah nineteen Oh.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: You had five yards the whole game. That's life in prison.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Oh man. Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: But I mean I'm not I'm not like, I'm not
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: devastated about the game. I think we lost in the
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: most rip the band aid off way possible. Like I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: was saying, when we when we were in the second half,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: I think it was like seven minutes left in the
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: third quarter, and we started making that run down the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: field and we had already scored the first touchdown.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: When yeah, before he threw that interception.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like when that had happened, before you threw that pick,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I was like getting Then I started getting nervous because
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: now like now go yeah, now we're gonna come back
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna end up sucking up like a two
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: point conversion and losing the game. So and once that
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: pick happened, it was like Okay, class is dismissed.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Let me see what Kid Rock's talking about.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Head on over to the Turning Point. Get
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: in the chat bad bunnies, fucking game. Did you tune
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: in the TPA USA?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: The Turning Point halftime show? They had like it? They
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: held like another, a separate halftime.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Show, alternate broadcast with Kid Rock. If you wanted to
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: see someone speak American?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, No I did not. I don't think anyone did.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: What was that on TPUSA subscribed website?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: I have no idea or is it a channel?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know. I would assume. I think it's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: just on YouTube. Oh yeah, commercials awful.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Oh I thought there were some good ones.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: The Dirty Jew one, what well that one was?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You can't say that, Jesus, that's what it was.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: That's what was on the commercial. No one says that
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: until they put out the commercial of three people apparently. Yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: that's a real stat. Seventy the world.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: Uh. No, I really liked the Wells Fargo. I think
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: I like the Wells Fargo one. I don't even remember
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: what it was. And there was a good one from
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: Wells Fargo. And then there was a really good one
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: for the tight ends. Yeah that was the colon oscopy. Yeah,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: like the prostate check.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which Travis.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: Well, the message was so well delivered and immediately it
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: kind of like, undid this fear that I've had, and
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: I guess misconception that a lot of men have had
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: for so long about, which is that if you get
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: your prostate checked, you're gay. The blood to be the finger. Yeah,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: but it's not anymore. No, it's blood fist.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: It's all five fingers. I thought there was a lot
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: of Backstreet boys. I thought the Benson Boone commercial was
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: funny where dude like fell off.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: So always Ben Stiller, Yeah, hilarious. I mean Stiller has
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: still got it. Hates him absolutely. Bones blood was boiling
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: watching that commercial. Get the fucking Dirty. J was using
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: words that he learned from other commercials.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Learned words I picked up from Myron and Clavicular's chat.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, I gotta talk about clivic here,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: got mogged, Got frame mugged, frame mugged.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Did you see that?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: For instance, you gotta start doing when.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: You guys talk like a million years that would never
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: come up on your time.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: I just think about, like where am I should I
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: be elsewhere? Am I in the wrong room?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I wonder what your algorithm is?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: Clovicular got mogged.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: No, he got frame mugged. Return you what the fuck you?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: You think you just made it clearer to me? Yes?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Or Matt, you got caught Jester maxing and then you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: got frame mogged. I don't even know. I don't even
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: know what it means.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Well, some foids race, I mean, so foyds are like
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: girl girl versions of in cels. And they raised his
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: cortisol stressed him out while he was gestermaxing. He's at
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: acting a fool out in public?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, uh is this gamer speaking? No? This is like
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: this is like I don't even know what the word
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: would be.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: This is like looks Max?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's what is looks Max?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing as like when we were talking
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: about like jelking and good and.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Good, Well that was funny as hell.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and what is the one where you're mewing? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: mewing that looks Max?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Or so it's just like guys who like break their
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: jaws to look hotter.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like get like surgeries to like.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Turkey max, Yeah, Turkey maxing. And and this and
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: and Clavicular, who's like the alpha looks Maxer went, but
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: he has like a he has a bad frame though.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: He was like he's got a drake.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: He was like a thin show he needs fifteen lbs,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: but he couldn't even though because his skelle, you can't
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: like make your shoulders wider and traditional looks Maxing.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: He's like, did you see that whole thing that happened
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: like a couple of weeks ago where all those like
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: in all those twitch streamers were playing like racist music
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: or something at the club in Miami.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Kanye West music. They're playing Kyle Hitler.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Kanye song. You're gonna just have to assume that.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I'm it was Andrew Tate.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Well, a book by Candlelight. The entire year.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Well that was when Clavicular really popped on the scene
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: as a as.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: A because he was like he was annointed to be
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: with Myron and Nick Fante.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's an inceel yes, and he's a thought leader.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Well, he's like leader of this movement, which is like
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: he's like twenty one on two hundred and twenty whatever, of.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: No one really knows what the movement is, like, no
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: one's really quite sure, because it's like they all hate women,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: but they're surrounded by women and they don't talk to them.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Well, they're voyds like they're girls are yeah, the girls.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Is there an alliance between the foids and the inels.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: They're friends, yes.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Well, they like co mingle with no intent to ever
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: have sex with each other because their their sex drive
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: is killed by all like the antidepressants.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: But they agree with each other somehow something like that.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: It's hard to really know.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I think they're traditional. It's like traditionally right wing, like
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: trad politics.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: They were like Andrew Taate. Yeah, remember when he was
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: first coming onto the scene and he would like make
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: those videos and he would be like just try to
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: talk really like smart and say and women are bad
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: and you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I mean
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: it's the exact same thing that he did. But women
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: funnier now because it's like skinny white dude saying it okay.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: And it's like then they go out in public and
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: they like can't look people in the eyes.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: So you know, so that the kid at Arizona State
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: had incredibly broad shoulders. Yeah, he just came and stood
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: next to the bro clovicular and made it like a fool.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: He made him look like a skinny bitch. He basically
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: dominated him, having like a naturally super broad frame.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: And cloviculars the in cell. But the Arizona State kid
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: is the antithesis, like the he's an ally.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: He's all he's not he's not a cell, he's not
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: sell at all. He's he's all.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: All sexy, he's out, he's well, yes, you kid was
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: probably an in cel too.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Well, he just pulled up on Clovicular and just yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: But how are you pulling up on Clovicular if you're
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: not like a die hard Clovicular fans.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I think clav was probably at the frat basement. True, true,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: probably just shows up teaching a course. He's speaking at
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Harvard in a couple of weeks. Is he clave at
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: their commencement?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: To across to you, we know how much you guys
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: love Francis, So it comes cloviculus.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: A slightly different point of view.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: And mogged. Mogged comes from a mog like alpha male
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: of the group. Oh oh really, I didn't know that,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: So he just got mogged like he got out alpha. Basically,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: those the Latin origins of mogging and a log of
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: mog actually comes from the Latin word frame cornice and yeah, nice,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: that's I think that's all that happened.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: That was all that happened, pretty much, fair enough, goodbye.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Oh I do want to say thank you to the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: people in DC who came out. Bro it was fucking
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know it was cold here. It was
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: outrageous there.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: It was like scary how cold it was. But it's
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: kind of crazy how the snow hasn't melted at all.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: Down the streets are a mess.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: It's not going anywhere. It's all solidified.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: They don't even try. You can walk across my sister's
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: front yard, you know, let's know, and it you can
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: walk across the top of it. Oh yeah, and it won't.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: You won't sink in yeah, crunches, Yeah, just straight across.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: It's all. I like being a bird, yeah literally.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I like how it looks on the river though, looks great.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: It looks kind of pretty.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: The river's got like it looks like there's fucking it
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: looks like we're in the Arctic with those big pieces
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: of ice floating down.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: Guys.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: I have a big thing I need to tell you.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, it's sad.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: No, it's good. It's good, but you only have three
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: more days. This is huge, Okay, all right, sample, No, guys,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: you're gonna love this. And this is gonna sound like
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: I'm a plug for Delta, but may not.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: This might not even apply to me. Is it diamonds only?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: No, just listen to me and just hear it out.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: And then and then some some fan who works with
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Delta but not they're a partner of his. Yeah, told
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: me about this. This is inside info. There's a like
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: cars and Stays dot Delta dot com. It's some other
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: website where not often but here and there they'll run
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: a promotion where you can book vacations and if you
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: have a Skymiles account and maybe if you have the
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: credit card we have, but I don't. I don't necessarily
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: think you have to have the credit card we do.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: But if you book through this, you get one m
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: q D for every one dollar you spend.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: It just matches it. Do you understand the significance of that?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: For three days however many?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: It ends on February twelfth.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: And what you have to enroll by then or you
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: don't money?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: And I just booked a hotel that for like a
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: show a weekend that I'm doing and like and then
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: a rental car and it's like two thousand m QDs,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: which is like a fucking flight to Europe first class.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's what you How many mqds you get from that? Yeah?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: And these are trips that I have to go on. Yeah,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: I gotta do that.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta do that today. Damn it. That's such a
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: good loophole, guys.
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  Speaker 4: This is the way because it's going to be really
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: hard to get diamond this year.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: With Israel and everything and everything going on in Israel.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's mogg, you know, and the Beers with the diamond
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  Speaker 1: mining and everything like that. Is that how you're saying
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: the Beers, the bears, go bears, the Boers. Who's the
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: diamond mining company that?
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  Speaker 2: Like, uh, but.
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  Speaker 4: I know what you mean.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I need to do this. I
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: need to book some travel though I don't have anywhere
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  Speaker 1: to fucking go.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta have something planned.
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  Speaker 1: Can I pull up on your guys shows or like
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: where's the Indian restaurant going to be?
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  Speaker 3: Is that? Let's go, Let's go to the source, Let's
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: go to Delhi, Bengali. I would assume if we went
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: to India, the spicy food there would be spicier than
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: anything I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Well, really hot countries. I think just that I don't
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: know why they're already sweating so they can't tell.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, like at Jalapeno, they don't even know that's salary.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's a company.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is colder than outside right now? All right, cool,
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  Speaker 3: thank you for listening. I'll be in Batavia this weekend,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: although it's pretty much sold out.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: The best way to support Francis in his book Journey,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: yeah to buy the stand up taket.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: By tickets to Pittsburgh. I'm hoping to see you guys there.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: That's the following weekend. And then it's Denver that's getting close,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: and then we.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Want to Denver. Yeah, I'm boycotting. Yeah, my career is
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: going here, your job?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Why are you.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Boycotting because I want to go to Denver?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Sounding mutually exclusive? You need an opener?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: I got Brandon. Brandon's been killing.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: You need a host. I want to make sure every
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: show is awful.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are dead in here.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: Come on, guys, that's funny.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: What with you?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: You guys are dumb? Oh, you're not laughing at anything.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Being on stage while the host is on and you
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: hear him just being like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: after this, and you're like, dude, you gotta get off
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: stage find something fine to laugh. But then I have Houston,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: that Minneapolis, then Houston, and then San Francisco and then
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: one show at the Netflix is a joke festival in
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: LA but that hasn't been listed yet, so be patient
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: on that.
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  Speaker 4: But that'll be the So you can.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Book all those right now and get your m q
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: ds for the year booked out for you'd be diamond
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: by just at the end of this week spot or
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: do you have to wait for everything to happen before
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: you actually get the.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: When they do that, but then people would just book
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: the trips, not go and get the status.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're paying regardless.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: And I need to say one more remind which is
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: that do not buy my tickets from a third party website.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: Buy them from punch Up, dot Live, slash Francis sell
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: Us or from the official websites of the comedy clubs
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: at which I perform. If you see my tickets in there,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: one hundred dollars that ain't me.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: If they're ninety, that is problem.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: You're trying to turn back on this guy over here.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: That's not how much they are the original price, gouager.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to only buy on third party.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in. I have a couple of dates
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: coming up Detroit Mike Drop, the Old House Accomedy now
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: it's my drop, and then I'm doing Arlington Draft House.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: I'm making up those dates from New Year's and then
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: I'm doing Cleveland at some point, which I'm making up
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: that date from the storm Nice. And then I'll have
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: more dates that are coming out.
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  Speaker 4: Soon as well.
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  Speaker 3: So great, great, thank you, thank goodbye.
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  Speaker 5: No one was a still still under ground, so.
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  Speaker 6: I looked out to you.
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  Speaker 5: Came around.
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  Speaker 6: I was only falling one way.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: When I was only falling one bad change? Were dried
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: fool for?
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  Speaker 3: Was that so?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 6: Then you need sumon? No I come aloud. I was
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: only phoning long. I was only a phone one. I
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: was on a phone in one way. I was only
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: a phone list.
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  Speaker 5: Don't say I was falling one way. See it's just
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: a distance.
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  Speaker 6: The Bays fastball that Pa come just a more no.
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  Speaker 7: Re take of Jica Seles change.
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  Speaker 5: The lady
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  Speaker 6: Don't