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25 - S1 EP25: The Way We Met · On The Lanai

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody. Oh, there's this fun thing. Guys. Welcome to
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Speaker 1: the show. I already said, hey everybody, so welcome in.
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Speaker 1: I don't like to wait for the things to record
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Speaker 1: because I'm a smart host. Sorry, did someone break our guest?
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Speaker 1: He was about to talk and he just glitched?
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Speaker 2: Is everything okay? Can you still hear me?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Okay? Yah Hew, We're.
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Speaker 4: Off to a good start. Is Magic on the Lunai
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Speaker 4: is part of the Odd Pods media network? Well, everybody,
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Speaker 4: it's it's our special guest Stan, I mean Aaron en.
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Speaker 2: Off yay, Hey it's me stand.
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Speaker 1: Are you on a time to let Sorry?
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Speaker 4: I think the glasses are throwing him.
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Speaker 2: I think everything's throwing me.
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Good morning Vietnam. All right, hey everybody, welcome
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Speaker 1: to the podcast. We are on the Luni.
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Speaker 5: I'm Erin, I'm Gina, I'm Kristen.
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Speaker 1: That is acclaimed author Aaron.
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Speaker 6: And I'm on a time delay. That second one was deliberate.
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Speaker 4: It's like that insurance commercial where he's turning into his parents.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck, do you take snacks to the airport and tupperware?
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Speaker 1: I offend I say that, but I definitely hadn't finished
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Speaker 1: some goat cheese when I was on a business trip
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Speaker 1: once and I like took it with me and the
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Speaker 1: people at security were very confused. What the like little
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Speaker 1: law like white log was in a bag in my bag.
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Speaker 1: They were like, ma'am, can you take this out? I
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Speaker 1: was like, it's goat cheese.
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Speaker 4: Did they poke through it?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 1: They just were like, oh, okay, yeah, Jesus Hard.
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Speaker 4: I just like to point that Aaron just put one
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Speaker 4: of his books in his laugh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, his own books.
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Speaker 2: I can't really be book Daddy without a book.
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Speaker 1: So and what are those books that you wrote? Book Daddy?
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Speaker 1: Could you tell our audience in case they've never heard
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Speaker 1: us before.
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Speaker 6: Well, this is the first of my book children, being
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Speaker 6: the book Father, the book Father.
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Speaker 2: I've written two novels so far.
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Speaker 6: Saye is a sci fi mystery thriller and sequel Rika
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Speaker 6: is a fantasy adventure. So if you like a series
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Speaker 6: that goes in two different directions at one once, by
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Speaker 6: all means. The second books full title is Raka and
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Speaker 6: The Inevitability of Life.
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Speaker 1: So your books are kind of like that old Dog
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Speaker 1: and Cat cartoon when it was like a dog on
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Speaker 1: one side and a cat on the other.
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Speaker 2: Do you remember from the night Dog IM so confused.
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Speaker 4: You've never seen Cat Dog Nickelodeon.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening.
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Speaker 1: Your book goes into two ways, and I said, do
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Speaker 1: you remember that dog and cat, which now we know
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Speaker 1: it is called cat dog? There was half cat.
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Speaker 2: Now the link is clear.
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Speaker 4: No link wasn't in it?
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Speaker 1: Oh no legend?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, princess, excuse me.
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Speaker 7: I have that cartoon on DVDs in the garage somewhere.
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Speaker 2: Nice pull it out.
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Speaker 4: I think that was only on Fridays on the Mario Show.
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Speaker 2: Right, I'm so hungry. I could eat an oct rock.
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Speaker 4: That was pretty good. I didn't know he had impressions.
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Speaker 1: Guys, those of you at home. And it is possible
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Speaker 1: for there to be a gas leak in four separate locations.
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Speaker 4: Always call before digging.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 6: Oh I had it backwards. I always dug before calling.
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Speaker 1: Let me know when we're ready to move forward with
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Speaker 1: the show.
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Speaker 2: I'm still apparently suffering from the gas leak.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, So anyway, like, what's going on? Tell
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Speaker 1: us about your life? You got anything good going on? Anybody?
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Speaker 6: No, there's there's something good going on. I live in America.
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Speaker 6: There's literally nothing good going on.
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Speaker 2: How's your vision much better now.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got shiny new impertinences that I have to
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Speaker 6: put on my face.
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Speaker 4: You look good. You picked you picked great frames for
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Speaker 4: your first one out the gate.
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Speaker 2: I really like them.
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Speaker 4: Were you helped in any way or did you pick
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Speaker 4: them on your own? No?
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Speaker 6: I just I went to with Zeny Optical and I
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Speaker 6: took both through the limited amount of frames that were
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Speaker 6: available for ahead of my size.
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Speaker 4: Ah, oh you needed Why is that it?
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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah yeah yeah.
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Speaker 6: They were like, oh you Chonky Boy. Here's some Chalky
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Speaker 6: Boy glasses and I was like, oh, there's six.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to go with this one.
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Speaker 4: I think, well, you nailed it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I like them a lot. I'm very happy
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Speaker 2: with them.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the club.
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Speaker 4: Have you noticed the issue like if you try to
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Speaker 4: lay down on a pillow, it.
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Speaker 2: Goes like this, Oh I don't, I don't lay down.
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Speaker 2: I ticked them off before I lay down. I'm like, nope,
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Speaker 2: I'm not. One time was enough for me to be like, oh,
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Speaker 2: let's take that.
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Speaker 1: You have the benefit of not having long, lush, long,
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Speaker 1: luscious hair, because I noticed your glasses have the little
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Speaker 1: stem things for the nose versus the pair I wear
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Speaker 1: that we all wear have the it's built in, so
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Speaker 1: there's no thing. If you have that kind and you
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Speaker 1: are a girl or a guy with long, luscious locks,
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Speaker 1: when you pick it up, one of two things happens. One,
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Speaker 1: if your hair is pulled back in any sort of
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Speaker 1: way professionally so that you look decent in an office,
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Speaker 1: you fuck it up immediately, and you cause an immense
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Speaker 1: amount of pain because you also rip like three hairs
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Speaker 1: out in different places on your head. So there's this
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Speaker 1: very confusing pain from multiple locations of the hair ripping out.
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Speaker 2: Never been so pleased to be bald.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think those nose pieces sit better and
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Speaker 4: the slip is easy. But they might leave a little indentation,
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Speaker 4: little red marks, And are you like, oh my god,
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Speaker 4: they get dirty so easy.
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Speaker 2: No, they don't appear to get a dirty all that much.
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Speaker 6: They rest comfortably on my nose, which is pretty much
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Speaker 6: all I could ask for, is they don't. They don't hurt,
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Speaker 6: they don't leave marks, they're they're just there and they
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Speaker 6: just hold my glasses up and that's it.
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Speaker 1: Now, did you have like a whole fitting with yours
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Speaker 1: after they came in? Did they check them on you
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Speaker 1: or you just got and fit them.
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Speaker 2: No, I used.
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Speaker 6: I used, I got my prescription from my eye doctor,
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Speaker 6: and I used a phone app to determine the size
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Speaker 6: of my head and the pupil distance the PD and
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Speaker 6: I took all those numbers and I put them into
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Speaker 6: Zeny Optical and they sent me these and they were
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Speaker 6: perfect right out.
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Speaker 2: Of the box.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 6: I was told by several people to like wear them
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Speaker 6: for like a full day and make sure they don't hurt.
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Speaker 2: They don't you know that everything's right, you know.
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Speaker 6: And if not, send them back because you don't want
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Speaker 6: to be stuck with them. I either did it right
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Speaker 6: or I got extremely lucky.
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Speaker 4: The two great frames fit perfect out the gate first time.
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Speaker 3: What. Yeah, you should play the lottery.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what a lot of people are telling me,
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Speaker 6: and I'm starting to consider it because honestly, there's no
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Speaker 6: way I could have got this right the first.
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Speaker 2: Time out legitimately, like it took.
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Speaker 7: Forever when I had my first pair of glasses, but
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Speaker 7: that was in like fifth grade.
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Speaker 4: So same fifth grade.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when I started going blind.
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Speaker 7: I have them switched out several times because they made
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Speaker 7: me dizzy and then the ground looked uneven and oh, wow.
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Speaker 3: Ever to like tinker it right.
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Speaker 4: You had a lot of problems.
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Speaker 6: And I also won't say what my prescription is because
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Speaker 6: the last person with glasses that I spoke to when
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Speaker 6: I told them, they got very angry with me.
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Speaker 4: It's small, sounds like it's very light.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very light. It is.
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Speaker 6: If I take them off, literally, all that happens is
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Speaker 6: like objects six feet away or further are slightly blurry.
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Speaker 3: But sounds nice.
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Speaker 4: Do you need them to drive officially? No, not to
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Speaker 4: drive officially, so yeah, that's not too bad.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 6: But I was excited to get them, so I may
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Speaker 6: I may have gotten them too early. Maybe I probably
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Speaker 6: could have gone without for a little while longer, But
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Speaker 6: I was like that, I want my.
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Speaker 2: Vision to be what it was. Let's let let's go
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Speaker 2: back to what it was.
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Speaker 3: Well, and it makes less strain on your eyes.
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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely does.
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Speaker 6: I specifically got the blue blockers put it in because
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Speaker 6: I stare at screens all day for a job, and
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Speaker 6: after work, when I get out of that job, I'm
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Speaker 6: still staring at screens. So uh, it was it was
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Speaker 6: a no brainer. And I genuinely like, seemed like my
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Speaker 6: eyes like water a lot less since I got these okay,
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Speaker 6: So I think I'm straining them a lot less.
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Speaker 4: Which is good my health. Oh no, Lunei, It's.
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Speaker 2: Right there in the title Lunai. Aaron's just not having it.
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Speaker 2: Not having it.
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Speaker 4: How are you do you wear contact?
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Speaker 7: Arin?
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Speaker 1: No, my vision is almost perfect, but I have an astigmatism,
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Speaker 1: and so I have to wear it to draw. I
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Speaker 1: have to wear my glasses to draw. I have a
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Speaker 1: perfect light improvement. I'm far sighted, so I have a
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Speaker 1: slight adjustment on my lenses. But I actually I told
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Speaker 1: this to Kristen when she was visiting me, and she
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Speaker 1: made a face, so she's gonna make a face again now,
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Speaker 1: which I think. My eyes actually are slightly improving because
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Speaker 1: my glasses now hurt me if I wear them. So
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Speaker 1: I'm in the process of getting another another eye doctor
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Speaker 1: and starting the process over because I still need them
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Speaker 1: to draw, because what happens with my astigmatism is if
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Speaker 1: I don't wear them, everyone looks kind of like their
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Speaker 1: hips out, Like if I draw a person or or
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Speaker 1: standing up in sort of a human type pose, they
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Speaker 1: all have like one hip out because I'm just drawing
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Speaker 1: slightly slanted everything, So that's cool. But yeah, my eyes
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Speaker 1: are pretty good. My dad's eyes are better than they
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Speaker 1: used to be, better than twenty twenty. Like he had
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Speaker 1: a better eye than twenty twenty, and he would talk
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Speaker 1: about it all the time, and it filled me with rage.
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Speaker 1: So I understand saying like, oh, my eyes are better,
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Speaker 1: they're so good is annoying to people that have worn
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Speaker 1: glasses their whole life. Yeah, but I do like how
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Speaker 1: they look on me, so I'll keep wearing them.
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Speaker 4: My vision's fucking terrible. Damn, they have to sand down
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Speaker 4: the glass.
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Speaker 3: My lenses are so thick.
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Speaker 4: You get them sanded down, too, don't you.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's yeah.
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Speaker 1: Her lenses. As someone who's recently sat next to Kristen
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Speaker 1: on the couch for two weeks, her lenses are thicker
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Speaker 1: than the frame at the edge.
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Speaker 4: A little bit like yeah, sticks out a little that's wild. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 4: so you can eat shit with your My eyes are getting.
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Speaker 7: Respectfully, I'm like negative seven point five and negative six
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Speaker 7: point seven five with an instinguitism.
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Speaker 2: Please air with all the love in the world, walk off, Please.
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Speaker 1: Barely need glasses. Don't pile along with them, no excuse,
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Speaker 1: you just got them.
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Speaker 2: I know it's just too fun.
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Speaker 1: I didn't get mine until high school because I would
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Speaker 1: get headaches because the words were a little crooked on
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Speaker 1: the page from reading. And so that's the first time
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Speaker 1: I read glasses with high school because I was reading
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Speaker 1: so much that I was because I was forced to
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Speaker 1: read for school, and then I was reading for pleasure
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Speaker 1: as well. And my mom was like, why why are
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Speaker 1: you always like tilting your head a little, or like
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Speaker 1: what are you doing? Or are you rubbing your eyes?
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Speaker 1: And that's how they I even was alerted to that.
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Speaker 1: So well, welcome to the club, sir.
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Speaker 2: Yay, yay, happy to be here.
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Speaker 6: Really, I really love my glasses, so it all kind
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Speaker 6: of worked.
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Speaker 1: I feel a little left out today that I'm not
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Speaker 1: wearing mine, But then I wouldn't be able to read
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Speaker 1: the quiz. So do you want to.
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Speaker 4: Go get some punch out the lenses?
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Speaker 1: I'll just I'll just tape my pair. I wear toppers
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Speaker 1: with cordon and poop to my eyes.
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Speaker 4: They it's staying on. Look at that.
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Speaker 1: It's like a monocle. But two. All right, so.
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Speaker 4: We tried a monocle.
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Speaker 2: But two.
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Speaker 4: I'm just so excited we reached the end of season one.
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Speaker 3: I know it's exciting.
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Speaker 4: It's a big moment.
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Speaker 1: Well, then maybe we should just start watching our episode
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Speaker 1: because the listeners are probably just as excited too.
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Speaker 4: I'm a listener and I'm excited. That was real audio.
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Speaker 4: So it was, Oh, you want me to tell you
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Speaker 4: about the episode? You're all looking at me, my bad.
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Speaker 4: Eight o'clock in the morning here, and I am not
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Speaker 4: a morning person.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
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Speaker 4: Episode twenty five, the last of season one, is called
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Speaker 4: The Way We Met. The original air date May tenth,
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Speaker 4: nineteen eighty six, directed by Terry Hughes, written by several
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Speaker 4: people Kathy Spear, Terry Grossman, Mark Nathan, Barry Fernaro, and
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Speaker 4: our girl Winifred Harvey.
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Speaker 1: I think there's only two names again in the credits,
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Speaker 1: though for this one they don't give all those writers
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Speaker 1: the credit and the credits. It sucks. What do we think?
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Speaker 4: This episode is about? Friends? The Way We Met?
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Speaker 2: Gee?
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Speaker 3: I wonder it feels kind of stuff.
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Speaker 7: Explanatory favorite episode ever, Ladies, Ladies, please don't fight over stand.
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Speaker 4: You botch a loop?
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Speaker 3: Well, since Sophia and Dorothy obviously.
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Speaker 7: Already knew each other, I would hope, so it's probably
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Speaker 7: how the ladies met Blanche and Rose.
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Speaker 4: And that's fair because Blanche is the one who owns
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Speaker 4: the house.
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Speaker 7: But her and Dorothy seem to be friends, and then
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Speaker 7: Rose came in. I don't know how the whole dynamic worked.
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Speaker 7: So I'm sure we'll figure. They'll inform us of how
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Speaker 7: they all met.
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Speaker 4: And who do you think the villain will be?
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Speaker 2: I mean, if I had to guess Stan.
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Speaker 4: I don't think he's in this one.
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Speaker 7: Is he?
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Speaker 1: No, he's not in this one, but he's mentioned.
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Speaker 6: And also, but it was Dorothy's divorce that I think
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Speaker 6: pushed her to.
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Speaker 1: If you want to, if you want to make my
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Speaker 1: I don't even have to talk about it. At the end,
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Speaker 1: stands always the villain. But so it was in this episode.
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Speaker 1: And you know he's not in this episode because yesterday
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Speaker 1: someone gave you all what twenty six episodes he was
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Speaker 1: in in a list.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it's me the villain.
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Speaker 1: Okay, seriously, let's let's pick a villain.
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Speaker 2: Capitalism, Dorothy, Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right, now Aaron said, it's it's Stan capitalism.
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Speaker 4: No, let's too, Dorothy.
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
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Speaker 2: I'm a guest in your home. My opinion does not matter.
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Speaker 3: Of course that's not true.
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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I don't know why I'm sleepy. It's ten.
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Speaker 6: It's eleven o'clock where I am, and I got up
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Speaker 6: at nine and had breakfast, so I should be just
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Speaker 6: hopping and jumping and skipping.
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Speaker 2: But I also like, uh, kill me.
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Speaker 4: You have for breakfast.
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Speaker 6: A bowl of cereal honey something with almonds. I can't
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Speaker 6: remember the name of it.
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Speaker 1: Is it the special?
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Speaker 2: K No, it's like the honey honey bunches of oats with.
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Speaker 4: Almonds, and.
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Speaker 2: It's very good. It's very good.
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Speaker 1: But I had a cult and some granola.
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Speaker 4: You joined a cult? What?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Cult, it's a yogurt best cult.
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Speaker 6: They deliberately eat and drink things that are disgusting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, honey smacks like a child I got.
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Speaker 6: I got some intel scrunching there, and that's that's pretty childish.
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Speaker 6: I usually get like lucky charms too, just I got
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Speaker 6: like I'm twelve.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it's fine. Well, now that our audience knows
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Speaker 1: what we have in our pantries, let's see what we
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Speaker 1: have in this episode, and we'll be right back after
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Speaker 1: we watch it.
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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm pants Saren. This is Stevie and I'm Aggie
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Speaker 2: and we.
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Speaker 6: Are bfytw podcast all about playing games and having fun.
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Speaker 6: Our games are usually based on British panel shows and
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Speaker 6: game shows, but we'll play anything that captures our attention
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Speaker 6: and imagination.
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Speaker 2: Why it's right there in the.
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Speaker 4: Title, you'll never guess what the F stands for. Welcome back.
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Speaker 4: We finished season one, and so did you, and if
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Speaker 4: you didn't, you shouldn't be listening this.
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Speaker 3: Far yet spoilers.
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Speaker 4: What did we think?
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Speaker 2: It is very funny.
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Speaker 3: I enjoyed it.
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Speaker 2: That is a really good one.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's got a lot of good moments, some real
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Speaker 7: gut busting laughs.
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Speaker 1: Yes, this is not the episode I've been waiting for,
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Speaker 1: but this is one of the This is one of
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Speaker 1: my favorite Rose stories ever because the girls are still
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Speaker 1: willing to play along because it's early in the series.
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Speaker 1: They ask probing questions because this is when they first met,
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Speaker 1: and so I really like that because the dynamic changes
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Speaker 1: clearly the further we got in into season one. They
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Speaker 1: started to be a little meaner to her when she
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Speaker 1: had a story, but this was they had just met,
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Speaker 1: so they were very interested and then kind of egged
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Speaker 1: her on. And it's a fun dynamic that you don't
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Speaker 1: get as much out of her stories.
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Speaker 4: I love when they crack up her stories Yeah, a
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Speaker 4: lot of times they're just annoyed.
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Speaker 7: Well, I feel like I've seen that scene before with
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Speaker 7: the Herring story, either that or she told the Herring
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Speaker 7: story at another point in this season.
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Speaker 4: Well, you said you had seen bits and pieces, but.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because I remember they have even posted that
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Speaker 1: scene on my social medium.
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Speaker 7: Maybe that's what it was, because I've definitely seen that before.
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Speaker 1: And I hope you paid attention to it because spoilers,
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Speaker 1: it's going to come up in my quiz. What speaking
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Speaker 1: of quiz, do we want to jump right into the
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Speaker 1: quiz or do you have some trivia for us or
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Speaker 1: what would you?
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Speaker 4: I have trivia, but I never want to spoil the quiz,
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Speaker 4: so go ahead.
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Speaker 1: Wow, that's true. I know the quiz master and she's
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Speaker 1: a real bitch.
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Speaker 4: She's also amazing.
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Speaker 1: Yes, guys, this is Kristen's last episode today.
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Speaker 4: If you'd like to be on on the LUNI.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we open seats. How dare you bish? Okay, let's
20:35
Speaker 1: jump into it, guys. Is your buzzard? So what was
20:41
Speaker 1: the neighbor's cat trying to do outside Dorothy's window?
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Speaker 3: Kristin, Yes, it was humping the flamingo.
20:51
Speaker 1: Yes, he tried to mate with the plate. Right point, Kristen,
20:57
Speaker 1: off to a good start here.
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Speaker 6: I preferred Chris since term copulating.
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Speaker 7: Well, it's plastic, so he's technically just humping it. It's
21:08
Speaker 7: not like he can actually do anything.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't write the script, mate implies breeding with potential.
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Speaker 2: Right yeah, cool.
21:18
Speaker 1: Why don't you get in your fucking time machine and
21:20
Speaker 1: go tell that list of writers they did it wrong.
21:23
Speaker 2: I don't, and I'm not talking to them. I'm talking
21:26
Speaker 2: to you.
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Speaker 3: So there you go, and they're probably dead.
21:28
Speaker 2: Oh youch wow, scream at the great Okay, move on.
21:39
Speaker 1: Right along. What is Blanche carrying when she enters the kitchen?
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Speaker 7: Oh?
21:43
Speaker 3: Golf club?
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Speaker 1: Oh, Kristen, Sorry you didn't say your name first? Anyone
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Speaker 1: else want to?
21:51
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a golf club.
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Speaker 1: Cool, point, Aaron. We follow the rules here. I heard
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Speaker 1: him a bitch gonna be one.
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Speaker 3: I'm uncomfortable.
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Speaker 5: What is the name of Rose's cat, Kristen, yep, mister peepers,
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Speaker 5: it was adorable. The answers to this next question, what
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Speaker 5: examples of being a wild woman does Rose give Blanche?
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Speaker 6: Aaron, she eats raw cookie dough and I can't remember
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Speaker 6: any of the others Kristen.
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Speaker 7: She's been known to drink more than one eggnog and
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Speaker 7: sprinklers without a shire cap on.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Kristen's gonna get the point. She got two of
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Speaker 1: the three. Sorry, Aaron. What warning does Madame Zelda give
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Speaker 1: Dorothy at the front door?
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Speaker 6: Aaron, Yes, don't live here unless you want to die
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Speaker 6: a gruesome death.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, close enough, she says, Move in the house and
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Speaker 1: you'll die in agonizing death. All right, point Aaron.
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Speaker 4: She was pretty great.
23:17
Speaker 2: I really like I can see why Blanche gave it
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Speaker 2: the boot to be honest. Oh, that would get old
23:23
Speaker 2: super fast.
23:25
Speaker 1: At first, Dorothy tells Rose she doesn't know what to
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Speaker 1: say when Rose offers to sing Kumbayah to her at night,
23:32
Speaker 1: but she does quickly find the words. What are they?
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Speaker 2: Aaron, don't ever do that? Yep?
23:41
Speaker 1: All right, point Aaron, My ass kicked here. What does
23:45
Speaker 1: Blanche say is absolutely essential to have around for a date.
23:50
Speaker 1: That's a little sluggish, Gina.
23:54
Speaker 4: Yes, canned oysters.
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Speaker 1: Yep, canned smoked oysters.
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Speaker 6: And a glass of cold duck, oh right, which I
24:04
Speaker 6: think is a dry champagne.
24:06
Speaker 1: It is. Cold duck is a type of like a
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Speaker 1: sparkling wine.
24:09
Speaker 2: It's yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 6: I had heard of it, and I was like, I
24:14
Speaker 6: didn't want to say it during the episode, but yeah.
24:16
Speaker 1: It's old timey for sure. I don't think it's as
24:19
Speaker 1: popular now as it was. What is how much are
24:24
Speaker 1: the peaches actually risen? Yes? Yes?
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Speaker 4: Correct?
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Speaker 1: Why does Rose say Blanche isn't an honest person?
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Speaker 2: Karen?
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Speaker 1: You knows first.
24:41
Speaker 4: It's because she's trying to get away with buying petite
24:43
Speaker 4: sized pantyhose.
24:44
Speaker 1: Yep, she couldn't even get him up to her knees,
24:48
Speaker 1: that's what she says.
24:49
Speaker 4: Okay, so this fat shamer right.
24:52
Speaker 1: Also, they're all very small by most standards, even back then.
24:58
Speaker 4: Smaller than me.
25:00
Speaker 1: All right, So this next one is a three part
25:03
Speaker 1: so please short answers, only just answer what I ask.
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Speaker 1: What was the Great Herring War, Kristen, Yes, Chris.
25:16
Speaker 3: Stared to like over exaggerate.
25:18
Speaker 7: The Great Herring War was when the Linstrom's and the
25:22
Speaker 7: Johnson's teamed up in Norway and they couldn't agree what
25:27
Speaker 7: to do with the Herring.
25:28
Speaker 1: Yes, that's almost verbatim from the script, so good job.
25:33
Speaker 1: In my quiz I wrote it down, I spelled jo
25:37
Speaker 1: Hansen wrong because I knew I was gonna say Johansen,
25:41
Speaker 1: and you had your subtitles on, so you wrote it
25:43
Speaker 1: down the right way. But I was like, I'm gonna
25:46
Speaker 1: spell this wrong because otherwise I'm gonna and I love
25:49
Speaker 1: you anyway, Okay. I just wanted you to know that
25:52
Speaker 1: I had this whole thing where I went and changed
25:54
Speaker 1: my quiz because I was like, you're gonna say Joe
25:56
Speaker 1: Hanson's all right? Part two, which family wanted to train
26:04
Speaker 1: them for the circus? Kristen, yes, thelinch humps correct, okay.
26:12
Speaker 1: And this is the last of the three part question
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Speaker 1: is did they ever shoot a Herring out of a cannon?
26:22
Speaker 1: Aaron yes, Aaron.
26:24
Speaker 2: Yes, once, yeah, one after that. After that, the Herrings
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Speaker 2: didn't want to do it anymore.
26:34
Speaker 4: Shot a Harry out of a cannon once once?
26:37
Speaker 1: Okay. So this is the last one about the episode,
26:40
Speaker 1: and then I have just six bonus questions in case
26:42
Speaker 1: anyone wants to try to get a better score. The
26:47
Speaker 1: last thing is what does Sophia do to the women?
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Speaker 7: Kristen, Yes, she runs into the kitchen with a knife
26:57
Speaker 7: psycho style. I'm scarce, yeah, big as and she actually
27:03
Speaker 7: kind of looks like Norman Bates with the Little Granny
27:07
Speaker 7: wig and.
27:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point. Yeah, all right? Were you ready for
27:14
Speaker 1: your Actually I only have five phonus questions. I don't
27:17
Speaker 1: know why I'm ready.
27:19
Speaker 4: I'm ready.
27:21
Speaker 3: Okay.
27:22
Speaker 1: What is Sophia packing in her suitcase in the episode
27:26
Speaker 1: that she goes to visit her son Phil.
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Speaker 4: Gina, Yes, was it clam sauce?
27:35
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay? Which golden girl admits to gaslighting her sister
27:41
Speaker 1: about being the daughter of a gypsy woman because she
27:44
Speaker 1: annoyed her?
27:46
Speaker 3: Kristin yes, Blanche, yes, okay.
27:52
Speaker 1: What is the Lindstrom surprise?
27:56
Speaker 3: Kristin, Yes, it's the herring pie.
28:01
Speaker 1: Right, and the surprise is you think it's right, but
28:04
Speaker 1: it's fish haring.
28:06
Speaker 4: Is it the heirring from the cannon.
28:10
Speaker 2: Circuit failed? We know where it wound up.
28:15
Speaker 1: In episode five the competition, the girls switch bowling partners
28:19
Speaker 1: quite a bit. Who ends up bowling with Blanche.
28:26
Speaker 4: Ah? Aaron Dorothy, Yeah, all right, yeah, you're right.
28:35
Speaker 1: And then the final question, because I remember that, the
28:39
Speaker 1: final question, and truly one I am obsessed with. What
28:43
Speaker 1: does Phil give Sophia every year for Christmas?
28:48
Speaker 7: Kristen, Yes, it's the cheese nap.
28:54
Speaker 1: Kennedy yep, I want one. You want it so bad?
28:58
Speaker 1: I want you cheese.
29:00
Speaker 4: Do you want it made out of cheese? Cheese? It
29:03
Speaker 4: doesn't matter, just I want to I wouldn't use a
29:06
Speaker 4: runny cheese.
29:07
Speaker 1: I want a tiny baby ge made of cheese, A
29:11
Speaker 1: baby gudda.
29:12
Speaker 7: Baby Guda, God, little baby Bell.
29:16
Speaker 4: Everybody can have their own cheese.
29:18
Speaker 1: I feel like baby Bell needs to be involved in
29:21
Speaker 1: Baby Jesus, the cheese.
29:23
Speaker 6: Version Baby Cheesus.
29:29
Speaker 1: Christine smoked you all, Kristin Yay Christen.
29:36
Speaker 7: Yeah, I loved this episode.
29:42
Speaker 4: It was a really great This is when I might
29:44
Speaker 4: have to rewatch.
29:45
Speaker 7: I might make my husband watch it just because it's
29:48
Speaker 7: so good.
29:49
Speaker 1: But the harring with it's like tiny little helmet with
29:51
Speaker 1: its little fins on the edge of the cannon. It's
29:54
Speaker 1: so hopeful, no idea, no idea.
29:59
Speaker 7: Smashed After that, the other Harry didn't want to do it.
30:04
Speaker 1: It's such a beautiful visual. Anyway, all right, well, did
30:08
Speaker 1: you want to do your trivia? And then I think,
30:10
Speaker 1: do you is the trivia for me? Is that the
30:12
Speaker 1: trivia you're doing?
30:14
Speaker 4: Or I was going to do a couple episode trivia
30:17
Speaker 4: bits and I have a quiz for you whenever We're.
30:20
Speaker 2: Ready, Okay, cool.
30:22
Speaker 8: Today's trivia for this episode is I don't know if
30:27
Speaker 8: you noticed it because they only showed us back, but
30:29
Speaker 8: we had don Iirera again as the produce clerk.
30:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, nice, Canalo, thank you. They say an inhabitant of
30:41
Speaker 4: Guam is a Guamanian. That is true. An indigenous person
30:45
Speaker 4: of Guam is a I think it's tomorrow or chamorrow.
30:50
Speaker 4: And Rue was nominated for an Emmy for this episode.
30:55
Speaker 4: Did not say she won, so I'm guessing she did
30:57
Speaker 4: not win. Ok So that's what I Kristen. I'd love
31:02
Speaker 4: to know how many times Aaron stumped us this season.
31:05
Speaker 7: For season one, Ann stumped us twenty two times, zam.
31:10
Speaker 3: It's impressive, almost once an episode.
31:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we didn't even start that till like five.
31:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
31:17
Speaker 1: What's funny is when you quiz me right now, there's
31:20
Speaker 1: like a seventy five twenty five chance I'm gonna suck
31:24
Speaker 1: it up. I'm I'm good at remembering things I've seen recently,
31:29
Speaker 1: but like outside of what Leslie Nielsen's penis is called later, like, I.
31:37
Speaker 4: Well, doesn't Aaron have a quiz? I don't want to
31:39
Speaker 4: ruin his.
31:41
Speaker 3: Episode one?
31:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's Yeah, all right, I have I got this
31:47
Speaker 4: for Christmas. The Golden Girls Trivia Deck and episode Guide.
31:52
Speaker 4: I got this for Christmas, and I thought I would
31:55
Speaker 4: mix it up and ask Aaron some questions.
32:00
Speaker 1: So I'm shuffling the chance of doing well.
32:05
Speaker 4: Do you want to pick which girl? Each card has
32:07
Speaker 4: a girl on it? Do you want me to do
32:09
Speaker 4: you want to pick which girl I ask you about?
32:11
Speaker 1: I don't care.
32:12
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go with your girl, Dorothy. Where did Stan
32:17
Speaker 4: run off to with his stewardest mistress? The impetus for
32:22
Speaker 4: Dorothy and stands divorce? Why do you know the specific island?
32:30
Speaker 1: Man? No, I don't the Standaho Mount?
32:35
Speaker 4: You almost said it?
32:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you did though, all right.
32:39
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you that. All right, Let's ask you
32:43
Speaker 4: the Rose question.
32:45
Speaker 1: Okay, wait what I said?
32:48
Speaker 4: Let's ask her a rose question? What is Roses? A
32:51
Speaker 4: maiden name instrument?
32:54
Speaker 2: Yes?
32:56
Speaker 1: I can.
32:57
Speaker 4: I can just give you one of every girl. It's
33:00
Speaker 4: a Blanche question. What southern city is Blanche? Originally? From?
33:07
Speaker 1: When you got it?
33:10
Speaker 7: Oh?
33:10
Speaker 1: Okay?
33:13
Speaker 2: Whoa and wonder?
33:15
Speaker 6: Rose is a Lindstrom the family that wanted to put
33:18
Speaker 6: on the Herring circuit right exactly?
33:22
Speaker 4: Here's your Sophia question. What accessory will you usually find
33:27
Speaker 4: Sophia clasping.
33:28
Speaker 1: Oh, her purse, her iconic perse love that purse. I
33:33
Speaker 1: wish she had had her purse when she had the
33:35
Speaker 1: knife in this episode, though, because that would have made it.
33:40
Speaker 4: What is the name of the young flight attendant stand
33:43
Speaker 4: cheats on Dorothy with he gets married to her, she
33:50
Speaker 4: kicks him out.
33:52
Speaker 1: Prissy, You got it?
33:57
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know this one.
33:59
Speaker 4: What does rose inherit? From her uncle? I know that's
34:05
Speaker 4: very vague, but I don't know it's Rose inherit from
34:09
Speaker 4: her uncle. I don't know anyone else know.
34:16
Speaker 2: No.
34:18
Speaker 4: A pig named baby, Oh do you remember that? Now?
34:22
Speaker 4: What influential figure in Blanche's childhood had an affair with
34:26
Speaker 4: Big Daddy? She wanted her music box? No, it's her
34:34
Speaker 4: nanny Mammy? Oh yeah, okay. Last one? Which renowned artist
34:41
Speaker 4: did Sophia claim to have a fling with Picasso? You
34:45
Speaker 4: got it?
34:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, good job.
34:49
Speaker 4: I think that's enough for this season.
34:52
Speaker 1: Definitely passed if it was high school, so that's what matters. Yeah, fail, I.
34:56
Speaker 4: Think he only got like too wrong.
34:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sharon got so, Gina got two?
35:02
Speaker 4: I got I get too Okay, because you stumped her.
35:07
Speaker 4: So this episode was about how they met, how they
35:10
Speaker 4: moved in together, how they win their first shopping trip.
35:13
Speaker 7: Together, their first little tiff, and how they got over it.
35:17
Speaker 4: And it was all told through flashback while they were
35:20
Speaker 4: up all night being afraid of Psycho.
35:22
Speaker 1: I want to say it was great villain wise. I
35:25
Speaker 1: think Dorothy is kind of kind of the villain in this.
35:29
Speaker 1: I think when you because you, I think you ended
35:31
Speaker 1: up picking that at the beginning. She definitely comes in
35:36
Speaker 1: real hot with her sarcasm, like just like moving in
35:40
Speaker 1: with these people and she's already given them the business.
35:43
Speaker 1: So I feel like that's kind of shitty roommate behavior
35:46
Speaker 1: and makes her the villain because she's.
35:48
Speaker 6: Like I also kind of think that's the defense mechanism
35:50
Speaker 6: on her part, right could she's she's all.
35:53
Speaker 2: Shields up because she doesn't know what she's walking into.
35:56
Speaker 1: So you might also have hosted this podcast, so.
36:01
Speaker 2: Excuse me, carry on.
36:05
Speaker 7: Aaron comes in hot too, So I do do we
36:08
Speaker 7: know where where she was living before?
36:10
Speaker 1: I feel like it was like right after the.
36:13
Speaker 3: Divorce, Yeah, it seemed like it.
36:16
Speaker 4: Oh so she was moving out of the house.
36:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Was that you're indersting.
36:21
Speaker 3: Because Rose had told her like, I'm sorry your husband
36:23
Speaker 3: dumped you?
36:24
Speaker 4: All right, right, that's a rough situation.
36:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think back to your point, Aarin, because
36:30
Speaker 1: I went for the joke, but you wanted the serious
36:32
Speaker 1: on that one. I do think most people use humor
36:34
Speaker 1: as a defense mechanism. That's why so many comedians are
36:38
Speaker 1: so broken.
36:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
36:42
Speaker 4: The more you know, she's also the villain because she
36:46
Speaker 4: agreed to split the groceries, right, and then was like
36:49
Speaker 4: I don't even like porkline, Well, why'd you let them
36:51
Speaker 4: buy that?
36:52
Speaker 1: Right? That is? That's and also fifteen ninety nine's a
36:56
Speaker 1: lot for porklin Now, I feel so like, I know
36:58
Speaker 1: it's going on with por prices in the eighties.
37:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could probably get one less than that now,
37:04
Speaker 4: oh absolutely, And that was forty years ago.
37:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the great pork Shortage of nineteen
37:11
Speaker 1: eighty six, remember because we were children.
37:15
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
37:17
Speaker 4: And also Blanche at what seven percent on her house loan,
37:20
Speaker 4: like that's like rates now not great?
37:24
Speaker 6: No?
37:24
Speaker 3: And what about the size of that pepperoni?
37:28
Speaker 6: It's night stick.
37:29
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen it, I've seen big Pepperoni.
37:33
Speaker 4: That not in the grocery store. Now, you'd have to
37:36
Speaker 4: go to like an Italian market, right.
37:38
Speaker 1: I've only seen them at Cortinas, which is this little
37:41
Speaker 1: place that was by my house when I lived in Anaheim.
37:44
Speaker 1: It was like a block away and they had stuff
37:47
Speaker 1: that would make Sophia happy if she was cooking, like
37:49
Speaker 1: in there, just like the best Jeesus and things important,
37:52
Speaker 1: and only there have I ever seen. And even then,
37:55
Speaker 1: I don't know that they were quite that long, that
37:58
Speaker 1: that white strip around the It all made me feel
38:01
Speaker 1: like because there was that white like label that looked
38:04
Speaker 1: like a cigar band in the middle. I honestly feel
38:06
Speaker 1: like the product.
38:06
Speaker 4: Guy might have just like, oh maybe.
38:09
Speaker 1: Peperoni's and put them together to make me Yeah. Yeah,
38:14
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38:16
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38:16
Speaker 3: Movie, right at a little lectra.
38:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
38:21
Speaker 4: But I would hate to shop with Rose because she's
38:24
Speaker 4: going to correct them on every price. I'd be like
38:26
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
38:27
Speaker 3: They're going to give you a cheaper price. Take it woman.
38:30
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38:35
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38:45
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