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AI Manners, Sperm Races, Papal Name Hypotheticals & Pasta Debates | Lightning Round Gets Wild · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  All
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  right,
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  should
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  we
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  go
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  to
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  the
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  lighting
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  round,
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  close
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  out
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  the
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  show?
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  Yes,
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  let's
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  do
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  it.
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  Chris
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  OpenAI
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  is
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  reporting
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  that
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  they
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  are
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  spending
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  significant
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  money
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  in
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  electricity
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  bills
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  or
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  the
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  amount
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  of
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  electricity
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  that's
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  being
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  used
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  because
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  of
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  people
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  saying
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  please
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  and
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  thank
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  you
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  to
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  their
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  AI
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  bots.
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  Do
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  you
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  use
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  manners
• 0:21
  when
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  you
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  are
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  asking
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  ChatGPT
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  to
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  do
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  something
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  for
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  you
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  or
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  saying,
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  hey,
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  will
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  you
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  please
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  help
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  me
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  with
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  this?
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  Thank
• 0:27
  you,
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  Siri.
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  You
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  know,
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  and
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  it's
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  funny,
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  I
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  actually
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  look
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  back
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  at
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  my,
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  my
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  prompts
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  in
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  ChatGPT
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  and
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  everywhere
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  else,
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  and
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  I
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  almost
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  100%
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  of
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  the
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  time
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  say
• 0:39
  please.
• 0:39
  I
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  have
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  no
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  idea
• 0:40
  why,
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  but
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  I
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  do.
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  So
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  I
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  guess
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  I'm
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  causing
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  more
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  energy
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  usage
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  with
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  every,
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  with
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  every
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  command
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  that
• 0:45
  I,
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  that
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  I
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  ask
• 0:46
  of
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  ChatGPT.
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  But
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  I
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  guess
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  old,
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  old
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  Ma
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  Walton
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  raised
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  me
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  right.
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  I
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  guess
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  it
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  taught
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  me
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  manners.
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  So,
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  yeah,
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  I
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  say
• 0:51
  please
• 0:51
  all
• 0:52
  the
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  time.
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  Do
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  you
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  say
• 0:53
  please?
• 0:53
  No,
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  it's
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  a
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  robot.
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  They
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  don't
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  have
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  feet
• 0:56
  feelings.
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  I'm
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  just
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  like,
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  I'm
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  putting
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  in
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  a
• 0:58
  command.
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  It
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  feels
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  like
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  adding
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  niceties
• 1:01
  like
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  please
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  and
• 1:02
  thank
• 1:02
  you
• 1:02
  is
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  like
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  a
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  ridiculous
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  thing
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  that
• 1:05
  I.
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  It's
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  just
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  gonna
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  mess
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  up
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  the
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  system.
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  I
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  just
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  like,
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  I
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  feel
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  like
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  I
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  have
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  to
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  be
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  as
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  explicit
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  as
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  possible
• 1:11
  when
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  I'm
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  writing
• 1:12
  those
• 1:12
  things.
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  Wow.
• 1:13
  Fascinating.
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  Fascinating.
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  All
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  the
• 1:14
  dynamics
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  of
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  how
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  people
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  use
• 1:15
  things.
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  All
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  right,
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  Pope
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  Francis
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  died
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  this
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  week.
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  My
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  question
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  for
• 1:18
  you
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  is,
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  if
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  someone
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  were
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  to
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  elect
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  me
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  pope,
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  what
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  name
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  would
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  you
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  recommend
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  that
• 1:23
  I
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  take?
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  I
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  would
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  say
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  you
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  should
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  be
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  Pope
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  Thomas,
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  because
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  Pope
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  Thomas
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  is
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  the
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  patron
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  saint
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  of,
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  or
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  actually
• 1:32
  is
• 1:33
  also
• 1:33
  depicted
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  as
• 1:34
  a
• 1:34
  doubter,
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  but
• 1:35
  a
• 1:36
  believer.
• 1:36
  So
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  I
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  think
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  this
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  would
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  be
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  good.
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  Like,
• 1:38
  you'd
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  be
• 1:38
  able
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  to
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  ask
• 1:40
  questions,
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  you'd
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  be
• 1:42
  able
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  to
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  like,
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  you
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  know,
• 1:43
  use
• 1:44
  that
• 1:44
  as
• 1:44
  the
• 1:44
  premise
• 1:45
  for
• 1:45
  your
• 1:45
  Popedom.
• 1:46
  What
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  do
• 1:46
  you
• 1:46
  call
• 1:47
  it?
• 1:47
  Pope
• 1:47
  Hood?
• 1:48
  My
• 1:48
  papacy.
• 1:49
  Yes,
• 1:49
  your
• 1:49
  papacy.
• 1:50
  Your
• 1:50
  paper.
• 1:51
  Wow.
• 1:51
  Yes.
• 1:52
  Wow,
• 1:52
  that's
• 1:52
  a
• 1:52
  good
• 1:53
  one.
• 1:53
  And
• 1:53
  I
• 1:53
  like
• 1:53
  the
• 1:53
  thought
• 1:54
  you
• 1:54
  put
• 1:54
  into
• 1:54
  that.
• 1:54
  That
• 1:54
  was
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  really
• 1:55
  good.
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  All
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  right,
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  let's
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  go
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  to
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  question
• 1:57
  number
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  three.
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  London
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  marathoners
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  can
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  carbo
• 2:00
  load
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  for
• 2:01
  free
• 2:01
  this
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  weekend
• 2:02
  at
• 2:03
  top
• 2:03
  Soho
• 2:04
  pasta
• 2:04
  spot.
• 2:05
  Pastao.
• 2:06
  Soho.
• 2:07
  Hopefully
• 2:07
  I
• 2:08
  said
• 2:08
  that
• 2:08
  right,
• 2:08
  but
• 2:09
  definitely
• 2:09
  did
• 2:10
  not
• 2:10
  as
• 2:11
  part
• 2:11
  of
• 2:11
  a
• 2:11
  pop
• 2:11
  up
• 2:12
  marketing
• 2:12
  campaign
• 2:13
  for
• 2:13
  the
• 2:13
  marathon.
• 2:14
  Chris,
• 2:14
  what
• 2:14
  is
• 2:15
  the
• 2:15
  perfect
• 2:15
  pasta
• 2:16
  shape,
• 2:16
  in
• 2:17
  your
• 2:17
  opinion?
• 2:18
  And
• 2:18
  sauce?
• 2:19
  Crack
• 2:20
  me
• 2:20
  up.
• 2:20
  I.
• 2:20
  I'm
• 2:20
  guessing
• 2:21
  you
• 2:21
  didn't
• 2:21
  say
• 2:21
  it
• 2:21
  right.
• 2:21
  I
• 2:22
  don't
• 2:22
  really
• 2:22
  know,
• 2:22
  but
• 2:22
  I
• 2:22
  guess
• 2:23
  the,
• 2:23
  the.
• 2:23
  The
• 2:24
  Asian
• 2:24
  pronunciation
• 2:25
  of
• 2:25
  an
• 2:25
  Italian
• 2:26
  spot
• 2:26
  in
• 2:26
  Soho
• 2:27
  is
• 2:27
  probably
• 2:27
  not
• 2:27
  correct.
• 2:28
  But
• 2:28
  anyway.
• 2:30
  I
• 2:31
  don't
• 2:31
  even
• 2:31
  know.
• 2:31
  P
• 2:32
  A
• 2:32
  S
• 2:32
  T
• 2:32
  A
• 2:33
  I
• 2:33
  O.
• 2:33
  Somebody
• 2:34
  corrected.
• 2:35
  There's
• 2:35
  no
• 2:36
  Point
• 2:36
  to
• 2:36
  it
• 2:36
  and
• 2:37
  I
• 2:37
  don't
• 2:37
  know
• 2:37
  how
• 2:37
  to
• 2:37
  spell
• 2:38
  this
• 2:38
  word.
• 2:38
  I
• 2:38
  never
• 2:39
  have.
• 2:39
  But
• 2:39
  it.
• 2:39
  The
• 2:39
  answer
• 2:40
  is
• 2:40
  easy.
• 2:40
  It's
• 2:40
  masachouli.
• 2:41
  That's
• 2:41
  the,
• 2:42
  that's
• 2:42
  the
• 2:42
  only
• 2:43
  noodle.
• 2:43
  And
• 2:44
  explain
• 2:44
  that.
• 2:45
  That
• 2:45
  shape
• 2:45
  for
• 2:46
  people
• 2:46
  in
• 2:46
  case
• 2:46
  they're
• 2:46
  not
• 2:47
  familiar
• 2:47
  with
• 2:47
  machine.
• 2:48
  It's
• 2:48
  a
• 2:48
  penne
• 2:48
  without
• 2:49
  the
• 2:49
  ridges.
• 2:49
  Basically,
• 2:50
  that's
• 2:50
  what
• 2:51
  is.
• 2:51
  That's
• 2:51
  what
• 2:51
  I'm
• 2:52
  penne
• 2:53
  without
• 2:53
  the
• 2:53
  ridges.
• 2:54
  And
• 2:54
  it's
• 2:55
  my
• 2:55
  grandfather's
• 2:55
  sauce.
• 2:56
  Yeah,
• 2:56
  my
• 2:56
  grandfather
• 2:56
  makes
• 2:57
  a
• 2:57
  killer
• 2:57
  sauce,
• 2:57
  which
• 2:57
  I
• 2:57
  believe
• 2:57
  it
• 2:58
  or
• 2:58
  not,
• 2:58
  I
• 2:58
  think
• 2:58
  you've
• 2:58
  had
• 2:58
  it
• 2:59
  right.
• 2:59
  Oh,
• 2:59
  I
• 2:59
  have.
• 3:00
  It's
• 3:00
  wonderful.
• 3:00
  I
• 3:01
  love
• 3:01
  it.
• 3:01
  Yeah,
• 3:01
  it's
• 3:02
  so
• 3:02
  tasty.
• 3:03
  So
• 3:03
  tasty.
• 3:03
  Got
• 3:04
  some
• 3:04
  anis
• 3:04
  in
• 3:04
  it.
• 3:05
  Yeah,
• 3:05
  he.
• 3:05
  He
• 3:05
  lights
• 3:06
  it
• 3:06
  up.
• 3:06
  All
• 3:06
  right,
• 3:07
  last
• 3:07
  one.
• 3:07
  In
• 3:07
  the
• 3:07
  latest
• 3:07
  sign
• 3:08
  of
• 3:08
  the
• 3:08
  impending
• 3:09
  apocalypse.
• 3:09
  I
• 3:09
  can't
• 3:10
  even
• 3:10
  believe
• 3:10
  this
• 3:10
  one.
• 3:10
  Anne.
• 3:11
  A
• 3:11
  startup
• 3:12
  has
• 3:12
  raised
• 3:12
  $1.5
• 3:13
  million.
• 3:14
  Somebody
• 3:14
  gave
• 3:15
  $1.5
• 3:15
  million
• 3:16
  to
• 3:17
  a
• 3:17
  company
• 3:17
  to
• 3:17
  pit
• 3:18
  sperm
• 3:18
  samples
• 3:19
  against
• 3:19
  one
• 3:19
  another.
• 3:20
  A
• 3:21
  microscopic
• 3:22
  sports
• 3:22
  style
• 3:22
  match,
• 3:23
  complete
• 3:23
  with
• 3:24
  leaderboards
• 3:24
  and
• 3:24
  play
• 3:25
  byplay
• 3:25
  commentary
• 3:26
  in
• 3:27
  an
• 3:27
  arena
• 3:27
  filled
• 3:27
  with
• 3:28
  4,000
• 3:28
  people.
• 3:29
  And
• 3:30
  if
• 3:31
  you
• 3:31
  could
• 3:31
  watch
• 3:31
  sperm
• 3:32
  from
• 3:32
  any
• 3:32
  two
• 3:33
  men
• 3:33
  in
• 3:33
  history,
• 3:34
  dead
• 3:34
  or
• 3:34
  alive,
• 3:35
  race
• 3:36
  for
• 3:36
  the
• 3:36
  gold,
• 3:37
  who
• 3:37
  would
• 3:37
  those
• 3:37
  two
• 3:38
  men
• 3:38
  be?
• 3:38
  And
• 3:39
  whom
• 3:39
  do
• 3:39
  you
• 3:39
  think
• 3:40
  would
• 3:40
  win?
• 3:42
  I
• 3:42
  thought
• 3:42
  the
• 3:43
  Robot
• 3:43
  vs
• 3:43
  Human
• 3:44
  marathon
• 3:44
  was
• 3:44
  entertaining.
• 3:45
  I
• 3:45
  didn't
• 3:45
  know
• 3:45
  about
• 3:46
  sperm
• 3:46
  races.
• 3:48
  I
• 3:48
  would
• 3:48
  have
• 3:49
  to
• 3:49
  say,
• 3:50
  given
• 3:50
  the
• 3:50
  context,
• 3:51
  I
• 3:51
  would
• 3:51
  want
• 3:52
  to
• 3:52
  see
• 3:53
  a
• 3:53
  sperm
• 3:54
  race
• 3:54
  between
• 3:54
  LeBron
• 3:55
  and
• 3:56
  Anthony
• 3:56
  Edwards.
• 3:57
  Um,
• 3:58
  I
• 3:58
  would
• 3:58
  assume
• 3:59
  that
• 3:59
  Ant
• 4:00
  would
• 4:00
  win
• 4:01
  because
• 4:01
  of
• 4:01
  his
• 4:01
  youth.
• 4:03
  But
• 4:03
  when
• 4:03
  you
• 4:04
  think
• 4:04
  about
• 4:04
  all
• 4:04
  the
• 4:04
  money,
• 4:05
  I
• 4:05
  forget
• 4:05
  like
• 4:06
  we
• 4:06
  were
• 4:06
  watching
• 4:06
  starting
• 4:07
  five,
• 4:07
  this
• 4:07
  show
• 4:08
  on
• 4:08
  Netflix
• 4:09
  about.
• 4:09
  And
• 4:09
  it
• 4:10
  follows
• 4:10
  like
• 4:10
  LeBron
• 4:11
  and
• 4:11
  Anthony
• 4:11
  Edwards
• 4:12
  and
• 4:12
  a
• 4:12
  few
• 4:12
  other
• 4:12
  players
• 4:12
  around.
• 4:13
  The
• 4:14
  amount
• 4:14
  of
• 4:14
  time
• 4:15
  and
• 4:15
  money
• 4:15
  that
• 4:16
  LeBron
• 4:16
  spends
• 4:17
  on
• 4:17
  his
• 4:17
  body,
• 4:18
  I
• 4:18
  wouldn't
• 4:18
  be
• 4:18
  surprised
• 4:19
  if
• 4:19
  like
• 4:19
  his
• 4:19
  sperm
• 4:20
  had
• 4:20
  some
• 4:20
  kind
• 4:21
  of
• 4:21
  superpower.
• 4:22
  So
• 4:22
  like
• 4:22
  even
• 4:22
  though
• 4:23
  he's
• 4:23
  older,
• 4:23
  he
• 4:23
  could
• 4:24
  still
• 4:24
  beat
• 4:24
  the
• 4:25
  younger
• 4:25
  ones.
• 4:25
  But
• 4:26
  that's,
• 4:26
  that's
• 4:27
  the
• 4:27
  first
• 4:27
  thing
• 4:27
  that
• 4:27
  came
• 4:28
  to
• 4:28
  mind.
• 4:28
  And
• 4:28
  go.
• 4:28
  Wolves
• 4:29
  beat
• 4:29
  the
• 4:30
  Lakers
• 4:30
  again.
• 4:30
  Yeah,
• 4:31
  they
• 4:31
  had
• 4:31
  a
• 4:32
  good
• 4:32
  first
• 4:32
  game.
• 4:32
  Yeah.
• 4:32
  You
• 4:33
  know,
• 4:33
  it's
• 4:33
  funny,
• 4:33
  I
• 4:33
  had
• 4:33
  to.
• 4:34
  I
• 4:34
  thought
• 4:34
  it
• 4:34
  answered
• 4:34
  this
• 4:34
  question
• 4:35
  too.
• 4:35
  My
• 4:35
  brain
• 4:35
  went
• 4:36
  to
• 4:36
  the
• 4:36
  old
• 4:36
  people.
• 4:36
  Mine
• 4:37
  would
• 4:37
  be
• 4:37
  Anthony
• 4:37
  Quinn
• 4:38
  against
• 4:38
  Al
• 4:38
  Pacino.
• 4:39
  Two
• 4:40
  men
• 4:40
  that
• 4:40
  both
• 4:40
  fathered
• 4:41
  kids
• 4:41
  in
• 4:41
  their
• 4:41
  like
• 4:41
  late
• 4:42
  70s
• 4:42
  or
• 4:42
  80s.
• 4:43
  It
• 4:43
  just
• 4:43
  see,
• 4:43
  just
• 4:44
  put
• 4:44
  a
• 4:44
  pit
• 4:44
  them
• 4:44
  up
• 4:44
  against
• 4:45
  each
• 4:45
  other.
• 4:45
  It'd
• 4:45
  be
• 4:45
  great.
• 4:46
  It'd
• 4:46
  be
• 4:46
  great.
• 4:46
  Those
• 4:47
  two
• 4:47
  are.
• 4:47
  You'd
• 4:47
  be
• 4:47
  there
• 4:48
  forever.
• 4:48
  It
• 4:48
  wouldn't
• 4:49
  be
• 4:49
  a
• 4:49
  race.
• 4:49
  It'd
• 4:50
  be
• 4:50
  like
• 4:50
  a
• 4:50
  brawl
• 4:51
  or
• 4:51
  something.
• 4:51
  I
• 4:52
  don't
• 4:52
  know
• 4:52
  if
• 4:52
  you'd
• 4:52
  be
• 4:52
  there
• 4:52
  forever.
• 4:53
  Those
• 4:53
  guys
• 4:53
  were.
• 4:53
  Those.
• 4:54
  Those.
• 4:54
  Their
• 4:54
  spurs
• 4:55
  were
• 4:55
  pretty
• 4:55
  modal,
• 4:55
  and
• 4:56
  they
• 4:56
  were
• 4:56
  pretty.
• 4:56
  They
• 4:57
  were
• 4:57
  moving
• 4:57
  pretty
• 4:58
  hard
• 4:58
  in
• 4:58
  their
• 4:58
  day.