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Things That Must Go from June 3rd, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, really really bugging you,
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: and you want to get them out of your life.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: You want them to go away, and so you say,
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: as a last resort, perhaps you will write your things
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: that must go in an email and send it to
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: us radio from hell at X ninety six dot com.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: But must go on the subject line. And if we
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: read yours on the air, maybe let's make you feel
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: a little better because people will go, I know what
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: you mean. And sometimes we are told these things magically
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: do disappear from your lives if we read them live
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  Speaker 2: on the air. So let's start with Carrie today.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, let's see this one from Jay and Cracko
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: the Dog.
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  Speaker 2: Cracko the Dog.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's see things that must go. A
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: few IQ points from my dog and care must go.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: They're too smart for their own good, and I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to add their IQ points to mine. The slowage and
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: hurt that comes with age. Why does it take so
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: much longer to do everything? This giant garbage bag of
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: self pity? Sure, I've been through stuff, a lot of stuff,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: but haven't we all? I need to be less selfish?
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  Speaker 1: Feel less sorry for myself. Where can I dump this
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  Speaker 1: garbage bag off? You're welcome for my listening, while I
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: forever appreciative that I get to listen. Thank you for
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: that sounds pitiful, Jay and crack ho the dog, Max
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: Power here, Good morning lords. My son is the one
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: that is usually in trouble normally. When I told my
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: wife the kiddo was in trouble, she starts questioning him.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I did didn't do anything. The wife looked
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: at me and I said, oh no, no, it's the
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  Speaker 1: daughter that's in trouble. My wife then said to the sun, sorry, honey,
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  Speaker 1: force of habit at all. Max, I blame you for
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: not being Specifical's yeah, my oldest daughter, sixteen is dating.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: I actually like her boyfriend, but man is he dumbs
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: a box of rocks. He comes barging into the house,
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: sees my daughter and says, I thought i'd find you
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: here where you live. And lastly, my father losing his
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: dentures in the toilet. His dentures messed up our toilet.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: You know what that means. It's time for a noon
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: toilet and Max power this one from Dan. You know
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: you have a busy day coming up tomorrow and sleeping
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: well and suddenly getting woke up by the smoke detector
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: due to low battery warning always always, I'm up eighteen
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: hours and know the warning will not go off during
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: the day. Let's see musco when an appetizer played is
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  Speaker 1: served to the table and one person immediately begins to
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  Speaker 1: season the entire appetizer with salt, pepper or something else,
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  Speaker 1: instead of letting each person serve him or herself and
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  Speaker 1: season it as they like. I have never encountered that either.
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  Speaker 1: If I did, I would never dine with you again.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I would say.
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  Speaker 1: And this one from Dean. My name is Dean. I
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: am eight. My mom is letting me use her email.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my list of things the musco. One time limit
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  Speaker 1: for playing video games okay. Two shoelaces that aren't flat
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: so they're hard to tie and come undone.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, they do come undone faster, the not flout one.
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  Speaker 1: And finally things that must go gumbo gumbo an eight
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: year olds a year rounded gumboat does.
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  Speaker 2: Not like gumbo. Okay, all right, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I'll go next. I have one on my own that
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  Speaker 2: must go. It's having to take my life in my
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  Speaker 2: hands every morning I come to work having to try
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  Speaker 2: to pull out of my driveway when there are you know,
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  Speaker 2: in the dark, and there are cars. This happens in
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: the daytime too, But every morning I'm not sure whether
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: I can see a car coming or not because there
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: are cars parked on the curb. And then there is
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  Speaker 2: one person half a blockdown, quarter of a blockdown who
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  Speaker 2: parks a car in the driveway and that blocks my
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  Speaker 2: view as well. And they shouldn't be parking in the
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: driveway because they should have off street parking. It's illegal.
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  Speaker 2: And I take my life in my hands every morning
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  Speaker 2: when I pull out onto the street. Just I hate it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see this one says, good morning lords and happy birthday, Gina.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Here's a list of things that must go. People that
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: put advertisements along walking trail. Now I think that this
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: person means, you know, like handwritten signs and things like that.
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  Speaker 2: As if we aren't inundated enough by freeway billboards, can
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  Speaker 2: we just go for a walk without more ads. When
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: you have a mouthful of food and suddenly the urge
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: to sneeze happens, that never ends. Well, no knowing the
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: names of so many cabinet members. These are supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be boring bureaucrats making boring decisions that rarely make the
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: news in a normal administration. I want to know who
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  Speaker 2: the Secretary of State is, who the Secretary of Defense is,
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  Speaker 2: and nobody else exactly stake care Austin. This one says,
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  Speaker 2: good morning lords. Two items this week must go. Number
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  Speaker 2: one lotion boogers. No matter how often I use the
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  Speaker 2: pump style ocean bottle, there's always a dried bit of
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  Speaker 2: lotion that comes out. It's gross. And somehow a garbage
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  Speaker 2: is never nearby when I have one sitting in my hands.
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  Speaker 2: And what am I supposed to do with this? And
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  Speaker 2: a subcategory of this issue is and the booger blocks
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  Speaker 2: most of the pump, causing a wild and unknown trajectory
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  Speaker 2: of lotion or soap yep. And number two, the second
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: one is stubborn to be removed from my life, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm asking it to go away once more. Rancid nuts,
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  Speaker 2: all right, please, and thank you, please and thank you Maria,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Maria, rancid nuts. And finally this one, Hello,
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  Speaker 2: it's been a while. Please say my name as much
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  Speaker 2: as you want when I'm watching Yellowstone or Tulsa King
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  Speaker 2: on Paramount Plus and I have to sit through commercials
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  Speaker 2: every five or ten minutes is beyond lame. Hey, Paramount,
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: I know it may be an old fashioned concept, but
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: if you are making me pay monthly for your streaming service,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to see a single ad interrupting my shows.
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  Speaker 1: You know that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean outscrew them. I'm canceling my subscription. Thanks for
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: letting me listen.
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  Speaker 3: Kirk from Orum and the way they cut the commercials
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  Speaker 3: in is not at a natural part of the show.
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  Speaker 3: It's like right in the middle of a scene and
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  Speaker 3: they'll throw a commercial.
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  Speaker 1: Yuh.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see people that don't turn on their headlights early
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  Speaker 3: in the morning when it's still dark. How do you
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  Speaker 3: not notice it? It's dangerous? Thanks Devin, Hello Lords, thanks
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  Speaker 3: for letting me listen. What must go is people who
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: sit in their cars outside of stores with them turned
• 7:15
  Speaker 3: on for an extended amount of time. I witnessed to
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  Speaker 3: this week, one outside for an entire hour, the other
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  Speaker 3: was at least thirty minutes. The environment can't take it.
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: Let's make this go. Let's see. I knew this would happened,
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  Speaker 3: just like it happens everywhere you see these morons, irresponsible
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: a holes who don't pick up their dogs poop have
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: ruined it for the rest of us. Again, now it's
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: illegal for dogs to be on the campus of any
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: Granite school district at all times. I have had this
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: thing that must go. Also, I have a school that
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: has a great fenced yard that I like to take
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: my dogs in, and I inevitably see poop there, and
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you are going to ruin it for the
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  Speaker 3: rest of us being able to come here. Thanks a lot, losers.
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: That's from Suzanne Vanessa, says a zoology teacher. Vanessa says
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  Speaker 3: things that must go. Struggling all school year to wake
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  Speaker 3: up at o god thirty in the morning to get
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  Speaker 3: ready for work, and now that I'm on summer break,
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  Speaker 3: my brain clicks on at six am. It's wrong and
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: bad and I'm still tired. Number two getting very sweet
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: emails from students over the weekend thanking me for being
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: awesome and supportive. But that one email I can't seem
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: to not focus on is the one from a student
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  Speaker 3: asking me to put a grade in for a missing
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: assignment at school ended last week. Trading was done on Thursday, Finally,
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  Speaker 3: this from Tony. Things that must go our nation's military
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: not getting their mail in a timely manner due to
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: the unnecessary war with Iran.
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  Speaker 1: Yeh, thank you, thanks that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 1: show