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Aunty Day at School · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: I d real quick text here.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Back to the Alpha One thing that I was telling you, Tiffany has an alpha one deficiency.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't mean she's just the uh numero Uno in the house.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, that would be an alpha one efficiency.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: She has the deficiency.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Alpha deficiency.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this is cool.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: So Natalie, of course, Natalie knows somebody with one because Natalie is connected to everything we talked about.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: You'd think we planned the show with her.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: You know.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: But we should consider it.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: My bestie has an alpha one.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if she takes those stupid tickets for this weekend, we could figure something out.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh anyway, my bestie has the alpha one and spent her younger years uh smoking them Marlboro lights and now lives on oxygen.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Now it's funny you mention this.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: Smoking them Marlboro lights.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: I love that.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: So Tiffany texted this because you were wondering a little bit more about what it is.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: You need the protein.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: This is where the blood doesn't produce the protein you need.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: You need the protein in the blood to protect your lungs.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: If you don't have it, you can get sick, which is why a lot of times she gets run down.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: And actually, she is going to be doing infusions for the rest of her life to add protein.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a weekly thing.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: You'd think they'd figure out how to do it, where it's like, well, this will last a month, but she's gonna have to start doing it.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: Is that covered by insurance?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, for God's sake, I hope so.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: So awesome, but it kind of I've had infusions done before, not because I have an alpha one deficiency.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, because you were hammered and hung over.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: I was uh I remember I was sick and I was about to do the Mammoth March.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: And uh which the Mammoth March is it's a 20-mile um thing through Letchworth.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's a 20-mile hike.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, uh it's awesome.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: You went to the girls we know, right?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: That do the IVs.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: And Allison Aesthetics does them too.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, nice.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: But and that's awesome.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, and I had one done there not that long ago.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: I think when I came back from Vegas.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of a smart move.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes when you're getting run down, it can't hurt.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, she's gonna have to move to that.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: Now, uh great that these places do it, but oh my gosh, you're sit you're sitting there for like an hour.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: Every single week you have to take time to sit there for an hour?
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's a little quicker for her, and I think they'll do it at the hospital or or her where or her building, whatever.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she works in the field, so while she's at work, she's just is walking around with a like that would be actually a great way to just kill, you know, just do your job and be connected to the IV.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: I should rather she can work that out.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: Ask her if she's able to.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Are you supposed to be sitting and and like having I'm always relaxed when I'm doing it.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't know.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know the answer to that.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, can I type on a keyboard and take an infusion?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's be efficient here.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: I would think so, but I don't know.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure if that's really the way you're supposed to do it.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, you were also asking about the kids going back to school and who's feeling sick.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: Can I can I bring up another thing that they need to bring to schools?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: And it's a really great thing.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: Growing up, we always had grandparents' day at school.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: And my grandparents, well, usually just my grandmother, because my grandfather was, you know, hoeing it up with the other family.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: So um I'm so glad he's he invested that time over there.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm kidding.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: But my grandmother would always come and like eat lunch with us and then Oh, we never had grandparents' day when I went to school.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_01: And and neither does Gavin or Lydia.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's awesome.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: I loved it.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: But let me throw one out there for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm not a grandparent, not a parent.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm either cool aunt, I sure am.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Official aunt or like Aunt Allie to Gavin and Lydia.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's the aunt or the official aunt.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I'm not officially an aunt.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, nowhere, nowhere.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: And then but then we also have nowhere.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: We also have our friends Danielle and TJ.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_00: I am an unofficial aunt to Madison.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: I am the unofficial aunt to a lot of kids.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't they have a take your aunt to school day?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: I want to go.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: How many day you know, what's next?
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Take your dog, take your kitten, take it.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: I hate it here.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I I oh, as far as bringing the uh bring your dog to work, I get that.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: Well, back to the back to the school thing.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: You you always got like this week you said that there's a dolly dress up day.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, Friday for Lydia.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So why not have an aunt or uncle come to lunch and hang out with the kids?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, if it's just lunch, fine.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: So you're just fine just lunch.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: You're saying nothing.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm thinking about it.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: My aunt, so Auntie was the cool Auntie was super cool.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: We just lost Auntie a few months back, remember?
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, it's sad.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_01: Auntie would have done it one time.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: She would have done it one time, possibly.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: I want to do it.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: You want to do it more than once?
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Or are you gonna I mean is this gonna be an annual thing?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: I would have to do it for Gavin and Lydia and Madison, because she's just starting preschool.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: So I yes.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'm just taking this in.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm also thinking, that's three school lunches that I would get.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: Three few.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: If you break them up right, you might get a fiesta pizza, some chicken nuggets, and pancakes.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, pancakes for lunch.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I had that yesterday.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yum sign me up.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: Is that not a great idea, guys?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: The only thing is, I feel usually with grandparents, they're so wholesome.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: There must be some sort of vetting process to make sure that they're like your janky uncle isn't the one showing up.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's why they don't have uncle's day.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: They have aunt's day.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: You're still, you know.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: But you don't want the uncle that's like just sold meth.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like the guy we saw in the soccer field, uh, Brian, uh, who was one of the other soccer dads.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'll never forget this as long as I live.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: This would be the uncle that would show up.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: It was a hot fall day, right?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, one of those days where it's like 80 degrees still, and he's at a game, and this is right on 352.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: This guy had a Hawaiian shirt on, totally unbuttoned, big beer belly sticking out.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's an uncle.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: Smoking a Marlboro.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Brian looks at me and he goes, That guy's seen some things.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I'm like, that is the best line I've ever heard.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's the fun uncle.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: The uncle you don't want is the one who's wearing the A-frame.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_00: That dude was taking taking beers out of the trunk.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what if he knew what he was doing.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: Funkle.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_00: The one you don't want is the one in the A-frame t-shirt that's got stains and pock marks also missing, probably all teeth but one.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's the uncle you don't want.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so now you want to vet this.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think you have to.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you're gonna vet the men, you get the boy, the uncles, the funkles.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: The funkels, you've got to vet the ants too, because you know there's one that has that woolly sweater that smells just like a Marlboro and also has cat hair all over it and kind of a kind of an uh uh American Indian design on that uh sweater, wearing a pair of denim pants with that fupa.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: Woo! Yes, bring me lunch gants.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: But she's the fun ant.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's and that's the ant that you want.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: You know what she teaches you how to do?
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: Roll a cigarette?
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, roll a cigarette, yes.