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Snakes A-Live ... from Bramble Fest 2022 · Yo Gavel Gavel! - Court TV Commentary

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  Speaker 1: This is a Bramble Jam podcast.
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  Speaker 2: This week on your Gabble Gabble, Snake's alive. If you
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  Speaker 2: bought a house there was a snake bit, can you
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  Speaker 2: get your money back? Let's hope Judge Gino doesn't roll
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  Speaker 2: snake eyes.
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  Speaker 1: And if an open relationship leads to a messed up
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  Speaker 1: car and a baseball bat, is all fair in love
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  Speaker 1: and war and baseball.
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  Speaker 2: Judge Ross hits it out of the park. Real people Cases,
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  Speaker 2: Sat Justice.
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  Speaker 1: This is Yola, go Gava, go gevy gall devil. Oh
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  Speaker 1: into the chambers. Oh, it feels good to be back
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  Speaker 1: in the chambers.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever thought that we call it the chambers
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  Speaker 2: but neither of us are judges at all? Well or anything? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: well no, I just thought at this moment, what did
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  Speaker 2: that doesn't make sense? What do you mean? We're not
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  Speaker 2: We're not we don't have chambers. Chambers are what you
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  Speaker 2: make Okay, okay, you don't get it, man, Well the
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  Speaker 2: chambers have expanded. We're live at Bramble Face and it
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  Speaker 2: feels good. It feels good. Oh, it feels great, especially
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  Speaker 2: when you get to dive into Judge Ross Personal Injury Court.
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  Speaker 1: Two of the best well known courtroom judges on TV,
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  Speaker 1: Judge Ross and Judge Gena, Judge Geno, everyone we have.
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  Speaker 2: Gone with Judge Judy, Yes, Judge Jerry sure, People's Court absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: a dozen more yes. But we went for the big
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  Speaker 2: show with Judge Ross and Judge Gena. That's because there
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  Speaker 2: are two personal fings. That's why we did this exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: You want to go first. I want me to go first.
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  Speaker 2: You told me backstage you had a doozy. We don't
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  Speaker 2: talk about the cases. You told me had a doozy.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, justice is not a foreign concept in
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  Speaker 2: Judge Ross's courtroom. So I'm gonna I'll I'll lead off
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  Speaker 2: and then you back clean up. Is that how sounds great?
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  Speaker 1: We do have with us some other people, Andrew Walker, Antonio, okay,
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  Speaker 1: on Panda.
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  Speaker 2: What's your do you and Panda? Andrew? Do you do
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  Speaker 2: you ever watch TV? Court? Do you do you ever
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  Speaker 2: dive in?
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  Speaker 3: I used to us to Judge Judy a little yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a little bit. Of course People's Court do we have that?
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  Speaker 1: Can do people see or is it all just like
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  Speaker 1: whatever you think's best?
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  Speaker 4: We yeah, we watched, we watched the American courts and
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  Speaker 4: we think wow, but we don't we don't have our
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  Speaker 4: own We don't. Yeah, I care about telling you.
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  Speaker 2: So these are all real people that have decided to
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  Speaker 2: air their laundry on TV in hopes that they get paid.
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  Speaker 2: That's not man, It is the American dream.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly right, exactly right. All right, It's time to
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  Speaker 1: dive into Judge Ross's court room.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I said I was going first. But
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  Speaker 2: if you want to go first, you go ahead. Do
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  Speaker 2: you don't know who you are right now? I just
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. You go, you go, you got so,
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  Speaker 2: you go, you go, you go. So this is the
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  Speaker 2: case of Morton v. Abernathy and Judge Gino's court. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if you know about personal injury court, his name is
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  Speaker 2: Morton v. Abernathy. Are you listening, Abernatty?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say?
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  Speaker 2: I said, Abernathy? What's weird is is that, uh, the
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  Speaker 2: dude I'm gonna call him Joe Morton. I don't actually
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  Speaker 2: know his first name. His wife's name is Kim Morton,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't remember seeing his name on the screen.
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  Speaker 2: Abernathy is Rick Abernathy. Okay. Now, on personal injury court,
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  Speaker 2: the totals can get real bit up to a million bones.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a five thousand dollars cap on these shows,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, But.
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  Speaker 2: In personal injury court you can sue for up to
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  Speaker 2: a million dollars. Joe Morton is suing Rick Abernathy for
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  Speaker 2: three hundred and thirty thousand dollars, and it breaks down
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  Speaker 2: as follows, sixty five thousand for medical past medical, two
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  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand for paytents, and fifteen thousand for
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  Speaker 2: snake removal. You'll get there. I love it at this point.
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  Speaker 2: And the other thing about Judge Gino's courtroom is he
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  Speaker 2: has a giant plasma screen that he always refers to
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  Speaker 2: as the plasma. Let's go over to the plasma. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why no one's taking any blood, but it's
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  Speaker 2: a thing. Let's go over to the plasma. At this point,
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  Speaker 2: they flash up the plasma and there is what appears
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  Speaker 2: to be a din of rattlesnakes. Like it looks like
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  Speaker 2: it's on like the Animal Network. It has to be
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  Speaker 2: like out of an Indiana Jones movie. Like it's just
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  Speaker 2: all over slithering, rattling, like you hate snakes. I hate snakes.
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  Speaker 2: This sounds awful. Snakes don't bother me. This was terrified
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  Speaker 2: when I see snakes on TV.
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  Speaker 1: God forbid before bed, Like I'm like, oh, oh, there's
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  Speaker 1: a snake in my bed. Like I like, I can
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a snake in my bed. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: can feel it. Like somebody rationally afraid of in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the night going to the restroom and there
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  Speaker 1: being a snake in the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: They swam up the plumbing. Dude, this freaking happens. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh, this happens. Man, this happens. So think about
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  Speaker 2: that next time. I'll think about it next time. So
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  Speaker 2: this video looks like it is stock footage from Animal Planet,
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  Speaker 2: and what it turns out to be is a is
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  Speaker 2: footage from their actual residence. Oh wow, More on that later.
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  Speaker 2: So Joe Morton says, my wife and I were discussing
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  Speaker 2: adding to our family. We have one daughter. You see
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  Speaker 2: a cute family picture of Joe and Kim and their daughter,
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  Speaker 2: and Gino's like, well, what was so great about this property?
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  Speaker 2: Well the wife jumps in at this point and says, well,
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  Speaker 2: from a woman's point of view, and I'm like, okay, great,
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  Speaker 2: good for you, And she says it's just perfect. Look
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  Speaker 2: at it. And we get to see a picture of
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  Speaker 2: the house and it is something. It looks like a
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  Speaker 2: postcard for like rural Arizona. It's got a giant house
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  Speaker 2: and the roof looks like it's a pergola, which is
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  Speaker 2: a word I learned from a movie called Love and
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  Speaker 2: Design with Dana mckeller and some young hottie. Uh and
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  Speaker 2: uh any oh, it's you Andrew. You gotta catch it.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you'll find out what a progole is. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: we learn we didn't know to find and both are
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  Speaker 2: great questions to be answered. And around the house it
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  Speaker 2: looks like a snake's version of Zillo gone Wild, Like
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  Speaker 2: it is like a snake's dream. There's like cacti bushes.
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  Speaker 2: It's like if you looked at this property, you would
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  Speaker 2: go yes, snakes, Yes, snakes do in fact reside here.
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  Speaker 2: But she was like it was so great. There's two acres. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: the the yard was so big, Like I want to
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  Speaker 2: have three more kids, and like this was the place
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  Speaker 2: to do it. She can't stop raving about the house,
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  Speaker 2: talking about all these things she could do to it,
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  Speaker 2: and look, just keep she keeps going, look at it.
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  Speaker 2: It's so wonderful. So we go over to Rick Abernethy
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  Speaker 2: and they're like. Gina's like, okay, well, what what's the
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  Speaker 2: deal here? Did you build this house? And he's yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I owned five acres of land. I built a house.
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  Speaker 2: I need some money, like I wanted to invest in
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  Speaker 2: my own property. I built this dream house on two acres.
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  Speaker 2: I separated it from my three acres, and then I
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  Speaker 2: sold it and the Mortons bought this house with the
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  Speaker 2: two acres after a full real estate process. I had
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  Speaker 2: no idea there were snakes on the property. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 2: So and this guy's over it. From the time he
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  Speaker 2: gets in the courtroom, he's over it. He's just like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm here. This is a done deal.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. He's gonna be real mean here in
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  Speaker 2: a second. Oh, Joe Morton has a giant cast on
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  Speaker 2: his hand that looks like it's bleeding through. And I
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  Speaker 2: think it's for effect. I think it's for effect, like
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  Speaker 2: this happened months ago, and I think he's done it
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  Speaker 2: to like play up the injury, like I honestly so
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  Speaker 2: exactly with the dumb socked I don't have time for
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  Speaker 2: that conversation. So Morton says I'm out playing soccer with
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  Speaker 2: my four year old daughter and the ball rolls in
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  Speaker 2: to a ton of brush on the property. So I
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  Speaker 2: reach over, That's what I and I reach over and
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  Speaker 2: this Ris go over there. I got you. I go
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  Speaker 2: in there, and this guy, like a dummy, dumb dumb
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  Speaker 2: dumb sight unseen, just plunges his hand into the brush. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: just like full in there. So he says, I felt
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  Speaker 2: something sink into my hands and it was a rattle.
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  Speaker 2: They pree prosheed, They don't proceed anything. They proceed to show.
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  Speaker 2: They proceed to show on the screen of the most
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  Speaker 2: vicious looking snake on the planet. And I'm like, if
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  Speaker 2: this is in his yard, we're we're all doomed, like
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  Speaker 2: it's going to take over the world. It turns out
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  Speaker 2: that is a stock photo. That is not a photo
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  Speaker 2: of this. I thought he found the snake that bit
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  Speaker 2: him from like an in depth NPR interview, So why'd
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  Speaker 2: you bite me? But no, it was a stock image.
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  Speaker 2: Rick at this point chimes in and he goes, you're runner,
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  Speaker 2: Snakes just don't bite someone unprovoked. He had to do
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  Speaker 2: something in order to get bitten by this snake. The
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  Speaker 2: snake didn't wander up to him and bite him. He
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  Speaker 2: had to do something. I don't know why this is
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  Speaker 2: my problem. Gino's like, well, that snake looks like it
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  Speaker 2: does bite people unprovoked, and is this the kind of
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  Speaker 2: snake to bit you? And Morton says yes. Rick says,
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  Speaker 2: I never saw snakes on his property. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to blame the victim here your honor, but it's completely
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  Speaker 2: his fault. I don't want to, but you left me
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  Speaker 2: a cast. And He's like, I don't want to blame
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  Speaker 2: this guy, but I'm gonna. I don't have a choice here.
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  Speaker 2: He's a dummy. He's over the whole thing. So uh.
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  Speaker 2: We see a video from the property and it is mortifying.
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  Speaker 2: It is a din of rattlesnake just just slithering on
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  Speaker 2: top of each other, out of hand, uncontrolled. It is.
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  Speaker 2: It is like, I it is just Indiana Indiana Jones
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  Speaker 2: snake pit. Yes, it's Indiana Jones snake pit. But there
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  Speaker 2: they feel like it's a it's deeper, like it's just
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  Speaker 2: gotta be a foot deep of snakes just slithering on
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  Speaker 2: each other. And and they said they brought a herpetologist
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  Speaker 2: in that said they came from the toilet. That's what
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  Speaker 2: I was saying, though. That's what I was saying, though
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  Speaker 2: you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you always gotta bring your phone in the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: whether you just do it quick like one of those.
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  Speaker 2: So we go to Joe Morton and he says, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize it was a snake at first. That bit
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  Speaker 2: me because I don't think this guy's a mens member.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's very bright. And he says, but
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  Speaker 2: the pain was so bad at shut all the way
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  Speaker 2: up my arm. Kim Morton says, I hear my husband
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  Speaker 2: screaming from the house. I run outside. My daughter is crying.
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  Speaker 2: My husband's arm is bleeding. And then she stops and
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  Speaker 2: looks at Rick, and she goes, no kids should have
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  Speaker 2: to see this. Wow, just like that. So everyone's been
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  Speaker 2: calm up to this point, like everyone's just like composed.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like she ramped up. She's just like I
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  Speaker 2: walked outside my husband's arm, my kid's there. No kids
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  Speaker 2: should have to see this. It was quite a turn
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  Speaker 2: of events. Rick calmly looks at her screaming about her
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  Speaker 2: four year old, and he goes, how's this my problem? Fair?
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  Speaker 2: I sold you the land don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Not my problem, not my land. Gino at this point
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  Speaker 2: is like, I can't believe that Rick has no heart
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  Speaker 2: for this guy. And because Gino is a he wants you.
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  Speaker 2: He says, he's a judge, but he's more of a counsel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like he wants to get in to this like do
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  Speaker 2: you feel bad situation?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, And so.
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  Speaker 1: He always asks people if they feel bad, always, and
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  Speaker 1: so he's like, now hold on a second, mister Abernathy.
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  Speaker 2: You realize that this guy had a terrible injury with
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  Speaker 2: his daughter watching, like have some respect, like you feel bad,
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  Speaker 2: And Rick goes, I'm aware that this happened, but I
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  Speaker 2: never knew that snakes were on the property. It's the desert.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they there could be snakes. But they're like,
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  Speaker 2: I should I'm sorry that it happened, but it's just
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  Speaker 2: it's just not my problem. So Rick goes over to
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  Speaker 2: the plasma. Geno says, let's go to the plasma. He
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  Speaker 2: goes over to the plasma and he has this terribly
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  Speaker 2: drawn diagram. It's like one of us drew it, and
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  Speaker 2: it's a plot of land with like a line in
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  Speaker 2: the middle and one side says two, and one side
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  Speaker 2: says three. It's like, you know, remedial math. It's like
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  Speaker 2: he had five acres. What if we split it in
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  Speaker 2: two and one side has two acres? How many acres
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  Speaker 2: are left? Tracy three? Uh so uh. He basically goes,
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  Speaker 2: so this is my property and this is the property
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  Speaker 2: I sold. And Gino says, so this is where it
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  Speaker 2: gets complicated that there were no snakes, no snakes on
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  Speaker 2: your property goes, well, there were snakes on my property.
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  Speaker 2: And so at this point, three animated dens of snakes
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  Speaker 2: pop on the screen, all three of them on the
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  Speaker 2: side of Rick's property, and they're like dangling like animated snakes,
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  Speaker 2: and He's like, and Gina's like, so you did know
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  Speaker 2: snakes were on the property? He goes, I know they
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  Speaker 2: were on my property. I didn't know they're on their property.
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  Speaker 2: And Gina's cause all you do is you just draw,
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  Speaker 2: can't cross, can't do it, can't do it. And Joe
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  Speaker 2: Morton says, see, he should have tested the land. He
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  Speaker 2: knew there were snakes on his property.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And then Kim, who's already gotten very upset about the
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  Speaker 2: kid and no one should have to see this now
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  Speaker 2: is in full yell mode, and she goes, snakes don't
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  Speaker 2: know where the line is. That's fair, snakes, Snakes don't
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  Speaker 2: know where the line is. You say that most days,
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  Speaker 2: you say it, most days you come in. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: snakes don't know. Snakes don't know where the line is.
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  Speaker 2: So we see a picture of Joe's hand in the
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  Speaker 2: emergency room and it is graphic. It is brutal and
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't look like a hand. It is like wild.
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  Speaker 2: They had to do this ana venom thing. It's a mess.
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  Speaker 2: And then at this point, Rick still is showing no sympathy,
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  Speaker 2: and Gina's like, mister Abernethy, do you see this? Do
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  Speaker 2: you see what's happening here? And Rick's like, I do,
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  Speaker 2: your honor. But I didn't bite him, which I think
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  Speaker 2: I did, Like I think he's an a hole. But
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  Speaker 2: when he said that, I did get a chuckle. Fair,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't bite him. I didn't bite them. What you
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  Speaker 2: want from me, not my land, not my problem, not
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  Speaker 2: my teeth, Joe Morten says, your honor. He knew there
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  Speaker 2: were snakes on our property and he lied on purpose
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  Speaker 2: by not telling us. And Rick said, no, two acres
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  Speaker 2: I sold you. I've never seen a snake on that property.
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  Speaker 2: I knew there were snakes of the property I kept
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  Speaker 2: not on your land. It's not my fault. Kim Morton's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what you did? I love km Yeah she
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  Speaker 2: is something and she's like, gosh, five nothing, one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and nothing. And she's gone from being like hold on,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: well I've nothing, one hundred and nothing. She's tiny, got it,
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  Speaker 2: And she's that's a Southern expression for nothing. Six and
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  Speaker 2: a half dozen of the other, that's right. Yeah, uh,
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  Speaker 2: six and a half dozen.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, half dozen, six and a half dozen, six and
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  Speaker 5: a half six of half six and a half of
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  Speaker 5: six one.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good day on the golf court. It's a
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  Speaker 2: bad day when you have a half dozen, but a
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  Speaker 2: good day if you get that full. Okay. So uh
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  Speaker 2: He's like, all right, tell me about your injuries. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm forty thousand dollars in debt already. Rick pipes in
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  Speaker 2: with maybe he needs better insurance.
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  Speaker 3: K is like, yeah, that sounds like.
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  Speaker 2: This is what they teach us about America in school.
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  Speaker 2: This is like a full semester in in one court case.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we were shown this case in school.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, we know, well we know, oh Morton v.
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  Speaker 2: Abernathy say no, say no more. The Canucks are aware.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so, so anyway, I says, I'm forty thousand dead already,
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  Speaker 2: I paid twenty five cave at all, had to take
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  Speaker 2: out a loan, pain and suffering, our daughter's having problems,
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and then uh fifteen k we like
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  Speaker 2: we bought the property. We want him to remove the snakes,
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  Speaker 2: which apparently takes a lot on two acres of land
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  Speaker 2: in Arizona. I don't know if it's like snake spray.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happens there, but it seems like
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  Speaker 2: it's a mess. So are you saying like the daughter's traumatized.
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  Speaker 2: They don't ever say it, the fact that they're asking
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  Speaker 2: for a quarter million dollars in pain and suffering and
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  Speaker 2: they don't mention anything else. So yeah, that's right, Gino
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  Speaker 2: says mister Abernathy. I just want to get this straight.
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  Speaker 2: You don't feel bad at all. And and Rick is like,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I hate that he's hurt, but like it's
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  Speaker 2: just he just he's there to basically say one thing,
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  Speaker 2: like you know what I mean, Like he's here, So
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  Speaker 2: we won't get fine like he just over and Overgain
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  Speaker 2: is saying the same thing. So they do bring in
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  Speaker 2: a herpetologist at this point, which is a herpetologist is
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  Speaker 2: someone that studies snakes. That is her job.
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  Speaker 1: Where does the what's the root? Where's herp? Come on, man,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: it is the root is snake. If you got it,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: we're getting into murky waters here. But if you if
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: you say that, you've got the herp.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: There is there is at least as a snake. It
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: could be very snake infestation. Yes, a good ten am
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: already unbelievable. I can't believe ten twenty five man, ramble fist.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: We've already had brand raising the roof and herb joke.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: So they bring in a herpetologists. She goes to the
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: plasma and talks about snakes and how the venom goes
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: into the blood and causing tissues to rot. It's a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: real downer. She she says. Snakes go anywhere that food
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: is happening. So they're very well. Could have been no
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: snakes on the property when Rick Abernathy looked, But when
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: they dug a hole in the ground to build a house,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: the snakes were going to take advantage of possible new
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: underground animals that now are above ground, and so it
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: would make sense that they would migrate across property line,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: even though when snakes see the line they don't go.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Both are true. So so she said it's very very
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: likely that a den of snakes would move to find
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: food if new ground had been dug. Blah blah blah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: says mister Abernethy. I was born at night.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: But not last night got him.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: This is nasty. What you're doing is nasty. Do you
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: see why they've sued you? So this is the most
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Rick says. He says, your honor. I hate that he's
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: going to go and through all this pain. I hate
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: it happened. But this is when it gets tricky brain,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: because he has paperwork. I'm good. Guys. You always bring
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: paper always. If you've learned nothing from yo gabble gabble,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: which is yourself in a TV courtroom, any paper will do?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: You bring anything. If you had an EXPO marker on
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: a board with.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: A receipt from CBS, that'll that'll do the job.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: We had a sixty day escrow, which is longer than
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: any escrow I've ever had in any real estate transaction.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: The Morton family had sixty days to inspect the property.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: They brought a home inspector out. He looked at the property.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: They brought a land surveyor out. Oh no, one mentions snakes.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I hate to see it. And I have a document
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: that says they purchased this house as is? Where is that?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: As is? Where is? He gives the contract to Gino.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Gino reads the contract out loud. The contract includes this terminology.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: The property is being sold as is where is. Such
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: conditions include with all faults. Gino gives a legal lesson
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: about buying something as is, and now it's important to
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: never do that. As you can imagine that's what he does.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You can just imagine everybody else doesn't care. H Kim
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: in Los Angeles. That's not the case. You just buy
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: it as is. That's right. You do it anyway, Yeah,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: the real estate. That's right, that's right. Uh, Kim. Morton says,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: your honor, that's true about the house. But I believe
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: he knew about the stakes in the lad chose not
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: to tell us all the things. Everything is wrong, Brandon,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: It's all wrong. What is that?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Gino?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Ham radio, But you can't know that anything. Not my panda.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: You waited, you knew you had it in the holster,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: You waited, you waited, you waited, and then you nailed it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I love it, man. That was maximum laughter out of that. Gosh,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: it's so perfect. That was it. Are we good? Anybody
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: else needed to call in on the CD? They were good?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Brag and bragger. Are you still talking about Geno? Please
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: feed this up a little bit? Okay? Uh so basically? Uh,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Gino says, mister Abernethy, you're under oath. Did you know
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: there were snakes in the property. Rick says, your honor,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I did not know there were stakes on their property
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: that is under oath. Gino says, this is crazy. This
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: is the last line he's going to say before he rules.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Mister Abernathy, I don't say this often, but you're a liar. Wow,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you're a liar, That's what he says. Gino is ready
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: to rule. Reminder, here are the terms you can get
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: anywhere from zero dollars to three hundred and thirty thousand dollars.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: It's sixty k for medical, two point fifty for pain
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: and suffering, fifteen for snake removal. What's Gino going to do?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: You want to give everybody else the fifty one to
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: forty nine or.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Roll in Gino's courtroom, he has to find that the
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: person the defendant is at least fifty one percent at
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: fault in order to award any money. If you're under
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: fifty one percent at fault, because it's a mutual case,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: both people have responsibility. If it was a fifty to fifty,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: then they get nothing. So to get anything in Gino's courtroom,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: you have to find that the defendant is at least
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: fifty one percent at fault in order to be awarded money.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So what I have to figure out here is what
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: holds more weight and as is contracts or whether or
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: not this guy's lying about knowing that there's snakes on
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: the property. He clearly knew there were snakes on his
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: prom He clearly knows how you know snakes let go
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: and do things like they're not just gonna stop. But
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I do think it as is contract, you can why
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you you you are what you get and you get
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: what you are, So I don't think he's gonna get
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: any money in this case.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Final answer, Wow, Okay, who's next?
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: I mean, I think he didn't disclose it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: He did not disclose it did not disclose he did
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: another snakes. So the argument of the Mortons is he
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: lied about the property up front. It doesn't matter about
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: the as his contracts. His argument is as his wear
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: is with faults.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: But the problem is he's selling a piece still of
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: his property at that point, right like y and so
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: it is if he.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Knows it's on into two separate deeds.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: To me, it doesn't matter right like, because it's still
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: has I think he gives him something, a little something.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Something you want to gainder and just take a gainder
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: at the number maybe and.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think, uh, I think he's gonna have him
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: pay off the debt forty five and then the snake removal.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That's how much, so forty k to pay it off,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: fifteen for the debt for the snake fifty five K.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Then I'll say he's gonna give him another twenty thousand
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: for paint and suffering.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, seventy five k out the door, twenty five k
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: K out.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, this is a This is a tough one because
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I just recently learned this is Supreme Court can change
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: their mind about whether.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: You don't have you don't have to and as is
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: contract just sounds sees receipt at this point.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Tell me you're not at some point going to tell
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: that story in your restaurant.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Many times, this is gonna be tableside gold. But I
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: don't know, Like everything in me says that Abernathy is
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: not at fault, which makes me think that Gino is
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: gonna find fault. Okay, okay, I just have to it's
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: opposite day. It's opposite day here. Yeah, so I'm kind
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: of on Portafo pandasing seventy five k. If we're saying
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: fifty one to forty nine. The fact that Abernathy had
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: the whole property and part of the property had snakes
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: means that it would be a logical fallacy to divide
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: it in half and assume that there's no stakes on
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: the other side of the course, which is why he
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: says a liar, that's fifty one, right.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: That's that's bright.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: So I think that they're going to give him medical
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: I think that they will, uh, they will do snake
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: removal for sure. He'll probably double up on the snake
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: remove remove snakes from your property and his property. Who
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: want snakes anyways?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: And then yeah, I don't know, chip him off a
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: little bit more. Let's let's call it just like a
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: round hundred and even Honda got Walker.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: How long after escrow did the house? Did they sixty
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: days an escrow?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, six days next to escrow. But then when
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: did the snake issue happen?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: They were in they were in the house and had
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: owned it. I don't know. They didn't say, actually.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: There's a there's a legally, there's a rule where if
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you buy a car from somebody, right, buy the car
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: as is. Yeah, get it looked at whatever. It's like
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: a limit, there's a limit law. Yeah, So does this
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: pertain to I don't if If it would have, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: think they would have brought it up. My guess is
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: that the they had been in the house too long
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: to use that. And also, regardless of law and the documents,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: obviously Geno is saying that this guy Abernethy is a liar.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: He's and you can tell somebody's character within a yeah
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: you know, oh, this guy's already met a twenty minutes
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: of hanging out with the person like So that's also
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: something that's probably taken into consideration. Abernathy probably lost the
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: case by not shutting his mouth early on and being
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: a you know, a decent person.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I would.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I would say based on those things Gino is going
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: to it doesn't matter whether or not there's a there's
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: as is you know where is document. I think he's
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: definitely gonna give them a little bit of money. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: think he's going to give Morton some money.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: How much I.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Would say, well, sixty five for medical and then you're
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: fifteen for the for the snake removal. Yeah, sixty for
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: medical fifteen, that's seventy six seventy five. I'll go with
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: one Gino's ruling.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: He says, mister Abernathy, I find that you are ethically
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: responsible for lying about your land. You're morally responsible because
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: you should have told them up front, and you're personally
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: responsible as a man for selling something like this to
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: someone else. However, the Mortons have not proven that you've
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: done anything against the contract that says as is where is,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: which means, as a judge with a court of law,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I cannot rule in their favor. They get they get nothing. Tough,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: it's unbelievable. That's tough. I agree with it.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: That makes me that that almost restores my faith.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: How do.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: How do I get Gino on the Supreme Court?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Is there a spot opening up? Judge? I would love
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: to see a judge Gino Scutus campaign. That would be great.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, want more everybody.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get a jug draws America's court where justice
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: is not a foreign concept.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to Jeff and Macy Jenkins.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: They are suing Michelle Bachlin for one thousand Michelle Bachman
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: from Minnesota. Michelle Bachlin for one thousand, two hundred and
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: three dollars.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: That was funny and I don't know who it was,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: but thank you one thousand.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Two hundred and three dollars and fifty cents. Now, I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: want to preface this by saying, how much of you
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: one thousand, okay, two hundred and three dollars and fifty cents.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: That fifty cents is important. I just want to.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Preface his case by saying that whatever you're into in
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: regards to the bedroom, it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Is, that's sorry, baby, it's started. I mean sorry, that's.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: That's your that's your deal. And we're not doing any
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: sort of shaming here. I mean, Gino Ross might be,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: but I'm not. We're not doing that here. So I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: just want to preface that by saying, Jeff says that
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: him and his wife like to invite other people into
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: their relationship.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: That's how they start this.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Conversation between the herpetologists and this. I I just don't
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: know how we make it to tonight's recording. Geno, Sorry,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I got Geno on the mind. Ross says, what, like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: what does that mean? And It's like, oh, it doesn't
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: and Jeff justice foreign concepts, but open relationships, well, isn't
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Jeff is.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Skirting around it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: He's like, me and my wife like to invite other
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: people into relationship. Like he's like, it's an open relationship.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: He's like, got it, just say that. Why are you
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: being weird about it?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a reason. There's a reason he's being weird
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: about it. We'll get to it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Judge Ross says, okay, so you and your wife are
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: okay with bringing other women in and vice versa, and
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Jeff says not exactly, mainly just me. Macy says, why
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: hasn't she divorced him yet? Macy says, We've tried that,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: but I love my husband.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I'm committed to him.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I want him to be happy and he loves women.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling right now if if they win any money,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: they're all gonna riot in here.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I uh. And and Jeff says, we're very open about this.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I let the women know right away what they're getting into. Michelle,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: who's the one being sued, says this is true.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: They were open about it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I had just gotten out of like a not a
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: great relationship, and they like he.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Was very.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Her Her husband was very controlling, and so the idea
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: of being open and free it was appealing to her
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in the moment. And uh, she said, are you okay
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: with that? She says yes, But she claims that she
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: didn't meet Macy, which is his wife, right away. She
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: comes in a little bit later in the relationship, and
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: it's hard to get a read on her, is what
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: she says. I don't get any more information, But what
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: can you do. Macy says, listen, Judge, we married really young,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: right out of high school. We got we missed the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: experimental part of life.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: So I'll go out with him and his other women.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Michelle says, yes, I have gone out with both of them.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Jeff says, yeah, we all went to Hawaii together. Michelle says,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: that's true, and my two kids came as well. Oh god,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Jeff says, unfortunately about the children, I'm ready to rule.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Michelle says, Jeff didn't explain everything up front, and Jeff says,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: what else is to to explained. I'm married, You're invited
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: into our relationship, and Michelle says that. Macy comes up
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: and is like, if you're going to be a part
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: of this relationship, you can't cheat on him.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: You have to be faithful to him. We're a family.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Macy says, yes, we have that expectation that the women
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: that get involved with us are faithful to Jeff and
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Jeff alone.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I'm faithful to Jeff.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: They need to be faithful to Jeff as well. Jeff
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: pipes up and says, yes, that's the requirement for joining
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: our family. It's team JJ No No.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Our next new podcast is called Murder Jeff and it's
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: just like AH, one of those true crimes where we
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: talk about how somehow this gun named Jeff got murdered
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: and we don't know how it happened, but it turns
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: out we did it. Yeah, Judge Ross, this was found
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: at the Bramble Jem Studios. How did it get there?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Who planted it, Brian Harold Uh.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Judge Ross is fascinated by all of this. He says,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you can be with whoever you want,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: but the women can't be with whoever they want. Macy says,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. This is Macy saying this. Okay, not me,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: This is Macy.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Everybody throw things at breams.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Men are meant to rome no no, no, no no no,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: to be free, to enjoy all the flowers of the fields.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: But women we're to be faithful. It's who we are.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: We're nurturers. We take care of our men, to which
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Jeff says.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Preach girl. I know. This week on Murder Jeff, it
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: appears fifty plus women of a certain age all murdered him.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And yeah, that Greenville, South Carolina.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: So Jeff says, when things go smooth, it's a really
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: beautiful things. And Judge Ross says, well, clearly things did
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: not go smooth. So what happened? Michelle says, we went
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: on this cruise. My kids knew that they were my friends,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: nothing more. So when we get home, I guess Macey
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: had bonded with them and she thought that now the
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: kids are a part of the family as well.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Macy's.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Macy says, let me clarify, they aren't my kids, but
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: we want to invite them into our family. Judge Ross
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: asked if they have kids, and they say no. Michelle says,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: because you can't, all right, Michelle, and Jeff says we can.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: We choose not to. Michelle says, I was okay with her,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like liking my children, but then she started showing up
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: at their schools unannounced, wanting to pick them up.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Judge Ross asked if this is true.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Macy has a hard time answering yes or no to this,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: so Judge Ross says, I'll take your non answer. I
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: s a yes. So now boundaries have been crossed. Now
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: it was the school. The school was the line. Judge
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Ross says, now boundaries have been crossed for me.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Boundaries are crossed at the beginning, but now you want
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: to put up boundaries.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: And Michelle says it's different when there's kids involved, and
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Judge Raw and Judge Ross says, snakes don't know where.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: The line is. It's great, exactly right, that's exactly right,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Shannon down there, that was fantastic. It's better than what
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: we had. That's right.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Michelle says, it's different with kids, and Judge Ros says,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: but you're the one who brought your kids to Hawaii
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: with these people.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You got them involved.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: And Michelle says okay, but after multiple school encounters. Ross says,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: hold up, more than one school encounter. And Macy says,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the kids like me. They were asking where I was.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: They missed me.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Ross says, Macy, did she ask you not to come
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: to school to pick up her children? Macy says no,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: but she did ask me not to come to her
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  Speaker 1: work anymore.
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  Speaker 2: But Macey's suing Michelle, Yeah, what.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, hold on, everybody, hold on. Ross says,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: hold up, why were you going to her work? JJ
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: says she's just a loving person. She wants to bond,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: so that she she brought Michelle lunch and to hang out.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Michelle says, I got a text saying that she was coming.
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  Speaker 1: I said, don't she came anyway. Macy says, Judge, we
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: love Michelle, we want her to be a part of
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: our family, and I was worried about her pulling away.
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  Speaker 1: She told me she was having financial problems. I wanted
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: to check in on her, make sure that she's good.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Michelle says, yes, I did have financial problems, but I
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: never asked him to get involved with that. Ros says, okay,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: so let's get to the issue.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't heard anything about the twelve hundred dollars, Michelle.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: You damage their vehicle? What happened? Michelle says, So after
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: she comes.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: To my job for the umpteenth time, my boss says,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: who's this woman?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: She can't keep coming back. I'm writing you up.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: She's worried that she's now going to lose her job
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: because this woman keeps coming to her job. So I
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: tell her not to come again. The next day, I'm
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: on my way to work and I look in my
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: rear view mirror and who do I see behind me
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: following me? But Macy so i. Ross asks if this
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  Speaker 1: is true? Macy says absolutely. She was running out of money.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: What if she broke down, what if she ran out
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: of gas? I wanted to be there to help her.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: This is terrifying.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Judge Ross says, but didn't she ask you not to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: be involved anymore? And it is at this point that
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Jeff tries to answer this question, and Judge Ross says, stop.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask you a question.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: You may run things out there, but I run things.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Ross let's go, and he says, take a seat and
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: shut your mouth.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: So Michelle pulls the car over, gets out, approaches Macy's
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: car angry with a baseball bat, and starts beating the car.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Macey gives Ross a picture of the car after she.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Was Michelle admits yeah. Uh.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Ross asks if Michelle is still team JJ. Michelle says no.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I had told them that I was out and this
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: kept happening. Ross says, so you had to show them
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that you are out in a way that they would understand.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Michelle says yes, and Judge Ross is ready to rule.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Boy, this is a new contestant for hardest bramble jam
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: segment I've ever had, not cursing. This was wild. This
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: was wild, and we kind of have a red herring
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: of all this crazy. But she did damage their car.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing is, I know Judge Ross, and with
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Judge Ross, justice is not upon the car. And that
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't mean he that doesn't mean he goes by letter
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: of the law. He goes by field. I think what
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Judge Ross is gonna do is so he doesn't have
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: to follow the law. I think he's gonna throw the
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: case out. I think he's gonna say, because I've seen
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: him do it before, I'm throwing this case out, and
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: he's gonna give him a full talking to. He's gonna
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: read them the Riot Act, and he's gonna send them
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: on their way, and they're not gonna get any money.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: That's what I think, Panda.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: I think he has to reward damages because you I mean,
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: there's even if you she just hops out of her
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: car and just starts swinging baseball bat, there's.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Not the woman is on to catch a predator. Panda.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: Listen, I'm not denying the crazy. I'm just saying you can't.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: You just can't. You can't hop out of your car
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: and start swinging baseball bat unless there is imminent danger.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: In my opinion, that's imminent danger just being followed. I listen,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying to your work, to your kids' school,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: that's imminent danger, right.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Not legally though, it's not like she that's not legally imminent.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Also wasn't reported. She wasn't the restraining order would be if.
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  Speaker 4: She had gone through steps to report it and it
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: was still happening, then I think imminent danger would be
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: a really reasonable thing.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, there are, there are no listen, we no one
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: wins here, they're all losers.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: But but yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Again, whatever you do in the bedroom, though, it's totally
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: fine with us.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Out Pierre, great, this is your thing. So what's it
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: gonna be? No, he award judgment for the plane of
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: twelve hundred dollars fifty cents?
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say, can I don't know this judge
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: and the judge brain know any of these judges. Can
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: this judge award damages but not the full amount? Yes,
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: he can award anything between.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: He can throw the case out, judgment for the plane
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: of full, judgment for the defendant full, or anything in
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: between zero to twelve hundreds.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: F'm a legal standpoint, the person who damaged the other
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: person's property is in the wrong, yes, and so yes,
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: awarding damage is reasonable. But also, if this is a
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: judge who goes by feel, I think it would be
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: very cool to say you win, here's fifty cents, go away.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. I would love that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Because at least then he's honoring his duty to the law,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: but he's also sticking into them.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: When's Antonio k going to have a court room shop. Yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, this guy. Yeah, good lady in justice.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I can learn the list goes missing?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Is it stuffed in a cad on Canadian gamble? Gamble, Andrew?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: What do you think about it?
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I think it's super impressive that there's that they shared
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: that much backstory for just her getting out of her
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: car and car with.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: The base right there.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: But they've like divulged all this information about their sex
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: life and the for twelve hundred dollars. Twelve hundred dollars.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I think they award. I think he awards damages because
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: the whole point is she got out hit the car
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: with baseball bet so. I think it's right down to
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: the penny hit it Branda.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Judge Ross says, I have to rule in favor of
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: the plaintiff. You damaged property, to which JJ says exactly.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, here comes he's gonna do it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: J Ross stops and says get out, kicks JJ out
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: of the courtroom. Team JJ walks out, and then Judge
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Ross says, unfortunately they get all the money. Be careful
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: who you get together with one two hundred three dollars
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: and fifty cents.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: It's brutal.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta do it.
• 43:45
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