Latest / bit of a Rambler / 030 Ramble On
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello. My name is Kai, and I am a bit
- 0:03Speaker 1: of a rambler. I like to travel, learn and tell stories.
- 0:07Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. I think I left
- 0:10Speaker 1: off at carbolic soap, Korean Chicken, and a higher withdrawal
- 0:15Speaker 1: Panamanian city limit for the ATM, and I want to
- 0:20Speaker 1: continue with that because it's so nice not having to
- 0:23Speaker 1: worry about how much I withdraw from the ATM, because
- 0:26Speaker 1: that it's kind of a pain because I don't use
- 0:29Speaker 1: any cards with international no international transaction fees or foreign
- 0:34Speaker 1: transaction fees, so I'm kind of careful about my cash.
- 0:39Speaker 1: And Panama has a lower limit than a lot of countries,
- 0:44Speaker 1: and things are more expensive than a lot of countries,
- 0:47Speaker 1: so I'm glad I found that ATM. But moving right along,
- 0:52Speaker 1: there was a cool motorcycle helmet. While I was walking
- 0:56Speaker 1: to the store to celebrate my new flush staff and
- 1:00Speaker 1: by a bunch of micro party beers and preshudo and
- 1:06Speaker 1: other snacks, and I was walking down the street and
- 1:09Speaker 1: there was a guy with a guy Fox motorcycle helmet.
- 1:13Speaker 1: So the visor was the guy FOWX mask, but it
- 1:17Speaker 1: was entirely made out of multicolored sequence. So there was
- 1:22Speaker 1: gold and emerald and ruby, an opal and amethyst like
- 1:31Speaker 1: all in this amazing carpet of jewels that made the
- 1:36Speaker 1: guy fox mask on his visor of the motorcycle helmet,
- 1:40Speaker 1: and the rest of it was decorated like the actual
- 1:43Speaker 1: head protective part was decorated with another sea of jeweled
- 1:49Speaker 1: sequence of all different colors, mostly gold, with patterns going
- 1:53Speaker 1: throughout it. But it was a stunning motorcycle helmet. And
- 1:58Speaker 1: he was just doodling on his phone on the side
- 2:00Speaker 1: of the road while I was walking down to the
- 2:01Speaker 1: store and I kind of got stunned and I just
- 2:04Speaker 1: stopped in my tracks and stared at him. I was like, oh,
- 2:07Speaker 1: my gosh, can I see that. That's amazing, And he
- 2:11Speaker 1: flipped it down so I could check it out and
- 2:13Speaker 1: let me look at it, and I was like, yep,
- 2:15Speaker 1: that is exactly as cool as I thought it was.
- 2:17Speaker 1: That's such a great design and implementation. That is great
- 2:23Speaker 1: taste and great execution, my friend, like it was done
- 2:27Speaker 1: so well, and it was crazy because there could easily
- 2:31Speaker 1: have been ten thousand sequins on this single motorcycle helmet
- 2:35Speaker 1: and they were immaculately specifically presented and designed like they
- 2:45Speaker 1: looked so good. Anyway, Guy Fox motorcycle helmet made out
- 2:51Speaker 1: of sequence. Color me impressed. Oh, I found a new supermarket,
- 2:57Speaker 1: which right in time for the cool higher limit atm
- 3:00Speaker 1: What's all, There's a supermarket called mache Tazo in Panama
- 3:05Speaker 1: City and they have everything all of the other supermarkets have,
- 3:11Speaker 1: but all of the produce looks way fresher to me,
- 3:14Speaker 1: particularly the meat. The meat looks really fresh, like Reba
- 3:18Speaker 1: Smith does look fresh, but this place, I don't know,
- 3:23Speaker 1: I should look it up, but it has that like
- 3:25Speaker 1: local fresh look, like the blood hasn't like the blood
- 3:31Speaker 1: vessels haven't gone limp yet, like the meat isn't fatigued.
- 3:38Speaker 1: You know, now that I'm talking about it out loud,
- 3:41Speaker 1: I'm probably just crazy and making this up in my head.
- 3:43Speaker 1: But the meat looks extremely fresh, and it's cheaper than
- 3:47Speaker 1: the meat everywhere else, and they have all these like
- 3:49Speaker 1: local deals. I don't know, it just feels like a
- 3:53Speaker 1: much more local store to me, even though it's very clean, huge,
- 3:57Speaker 1: has a giant array of everything. It just feels like
- 4:01Speaker 1: the local supermart, like that's where you go if you
- 4:04Speaker 1: live in Panama City, is a local so I'll be
- 4:08Speaker 1: getting my meat from there. And also they have super
- 4:12Speaker 1: cheap beer, like forty eight cents for a beer, which
- 4:16Speaker 1: is very cheap for Panama. So I got a few
- 4:19Speaker 1: of those. And they have a whole aisle of ciders,
- 4:23Speaker 1: which is really funny. I don't know, I think I did,
- 4:27Speaker 1: but they called them cidras here ciders, and I was like, cidras,
- 4:32Speaker 1: What a cool name. I wonder what that And I
- 4:35Speaker 1: drank like three siddras before I realized they were siders.
- 4:38Speaker 1: And they say cider in English on the bottle. Actually
- 4:42Speaker 1: some of them say sidra, but you should still figure
- 4:44Speaker 1: it out. I should have since it's an alcoholic apple
- 4:48Speaker 1: beverage and I made ciders for years. So it was
- 4:52Speaker 1: really cool to find this new supermarket, Machitazo, because they
- 4:56Speaker 1: have brusquetted chips which are so good. They have tomato flavor,
- 5:01Speaker 1: vegetable flavor, sour cream, and onion flavor. Brusquette chips that
- 5:04Speaker 1: are like ooh, not burnt at all. It's just perfect
- 5:08Speaker 1: with a lot of flavor on each chip. Love them, man.
- 5:12Speaker 1: I got so many good snacks from that supermarket and ciders.
- 5:20Speaker 1: But I did have a bit of a trouble, a
- 5:23Speaker 1: bit of a trouble that day when I was walking
- 5:27Speaker 1: around afterwards because I was going to stop by the
- 5:29Speaker 1: Asian supermarkets. I needed to pick up more hot pot
- 5:33Speaker 1: based for my cooking and some egg noodles because I
- 5:36Speaker 1: had finished the last one of my ten pack. And
- 5:41Speaker 1: while I was leaving the Asian supermarket, my slipper broke.
- 5:47Speaker 1: I kicked a tree stump, which is already weird, and
- 5:52Speaker 1: then my slipper broke, which was strange because they're not
- 5:55Speaker 1: that old. It's only been two months maybe maybe too
- 6:03Speaker 1: oh maybe that was the other one that broke before,
- 6:05Speaker 1: but whatever. It's been a matter of months since I
- 6:08Speaker 1: repaired the sandals the last time. And there's a plastic
- 6:11Speaker 1: cap on the bottom of the sandal that holds the paracord,
- 6:15Speaker 1: the cord that wraps around my foot to hold the
- 6:17Speaker 1: sandal securely to the heel and the balls of my feet.
- 6:22Speaker 1: So it's a very form fitting, comfortable sandal. It's been
- 6:26Speaker 1: not too long since I redid that, so I was
- 6:29Speaker 1: surprised it broke so easy, and I thought that was weird.
- 6:32Speaker 1: And then I sat down I was fixing it, and
- 6:34Speaker 1: I realized I would have to re sew one of
- 6:38Speaker 1: the strings, and I was like, oh man, so I
- 6:42Speaker 1: checked in my pocket for something to cut them with,
- 6:46Speaker 1: and I realized that my keys were gone. And I
- 6:50Speaker 1: am two miles away from my hotel, ten minutes way
- 6:53Speaker 1: from the Chinese supermarkets, twenty minutes away from the first
- 6:57Speaker 1: super that giant mache Tazo super I just mentioned, just
- 7:03Speaker 1: on the side of the road with cars driving by
- 7:05Speaker 1: because it's rush hour. It was like six pm, so
- 7:08Speaker 1: the sun's just going down, and all of a sudden,
- 7:11Speaker 1: I realized I don't have my keys. My key has
- 7:14Speaker 1: an RFID chip so that I can beep the door
- 7:18Speaker 1: so I can get in at all. And then there's
- 7:22Speaker 1: one door that I have to enter into my dorm area,
- 7:26Speaker 1: and then there's a second key to enter my personal
- 7:30Speaker 1: private room. So I lost everything because they're all connected
- 7:35Speaker 1: by a key ring, and I was just overwhelmed by panic.
- 7:40Speaker 1: I was like, oh no. And it was weird because
- 7:44Speaker 1: I mentioned that a girl had locked herself out of
- 7:46Speaker 1: her room and that night after she did that, I
- 7:50Speaker 1: was just hanging out watching TV and the thought popped
- 7:54Speaker 1: into my head, Oh man, I'm gonna lose my keys.
- 7:58Speaker 1: What a pain. And then it was gone, and I
- 8:01Speaker 1: was like, wait, what what do you mean You're not
- 8:03Speaker 1: going to what are you talking about? Brain? And Brain
- 8:06Speaker 1: did an answer, and it just let me know that
- 8:09Speaker 1: I was going to lose my keys. And I was like, oh, man,
- 8:12Speaker 1: I hope not. Brain didn't say anything. And then like
- 8:15Speaker 1: three days later or whatever, or a week, I don't know.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Bad with time, I'm walking down the street, I weirdly
- 8:22Speaker 1: kick a tree stump and that lets me know that
- 8:25Speaker 1: I have lost my keys. At some point I took
- 8:30Speaker 1: everything out of my backpack. I couldn't believe it. I'm
- 8:34Speaker 1: very careful with my belongings, especially critical belongings like my
- 8:38Speaker 1: keys from my wall and anything like that. I have
- 8:40Speaker 1: buttons on my pants, so you can't just take them out.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I have zippers, so stuff's not going to fall out.
- 8:47Speaker 1: So it was super bizarre to pat down my pockets
- 8:50Speaker 1: and not feel my critical belongings in my pockets. But
- 8:56Speaker 1: I was like, hey, what have you done recently? I
- 8:58Speaker 1: was like, well, went to a bunch of places, got
- 9:02Speaker 1: a couple of beers, I bought stuff, and so I
- 9:06Speaker 1: just walked back one store at a time. I was like,
- 9:09Speaker 1: I'll just walk back to all three stores. A lot
- 9:10Speaker 1: of some of them have my keys. That's all I
- 9:13Speaker 1: can do. If they say yes and have the keys,
- 9:15Speaker 1: that's great. If not, sela V, I'll get new keys.
- 9:22Speaker 1: So I walked into the first supermarket or tiny market,
- 9:26Speaker 1: I guess the Chinese market that I'm familiar with that
- 9:29Speaker 1: has the hot pot base I like, and the egg
- 9:33Speaker 1: noodles I like, and good cheap vegetables too, And there
- 9:39Speaker 1: they were lying on her counter, and I had clearly
- 9:44Speaker 1: taken them out when I was pulling out my change,
- 9:47Speaker 1: because I paid her four point fifty in coins and
- 9:52Speaker 1: that's the same pocket I usually keep my keys, and
- 9:54Speaker 1: so I must have taken out my keys so that
- 9:55Speaker 1: I could access the coins more easily. And she knew
- 9:59Speaker 1: me you just put them aside. And I was effusively
- 10:04Speaker 1: thanking her, Oh duche, douche, oh buch zamo, and she
- 10:10Speaker 1: was just like, I don't care, just take your keys,
- 10:13Speaker 1: just go. She was just I kept explaining like, no,
- 10:16Speaker 1: this is so great. I so appreciate and she was like, dude,
- 10:19Speaker 1: fucking whatever, You're welcome, leave, which is so Chinese. It's like, yeah,
- 10:26Speaker 1: I saved your life. I know. Bye. So I didn't
- 10:30Speaker 1: belabor the point. I tried to thank her. For like
- 10:33Speaker 1: twenty five seconds. I was like, thank you so much,
- 10:35Speaker 1: and I bounced out, because that's the greatest gift you
- 10:38Speaker 1: can give somebody, leave them alone when they're not looking
- 10:42Speaker 1: for company. But now my slipper was bro I walked
- 10:46Speaker 1: into her store carrying my two slippers in my hand
- 10:49Speaker 1: because I was like, don't fix your slipper right now.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Go look for your keys. After you find them, you
- 10:55Speaker 1: can fix your slippers. So I walked into her place,
- 10:58Speaker 1: slightly rained on, holding two slippers in my hand, unshaven,
- 11:03Speaker 1: but you know what, she had my keys. She was
- 11:05Speaker 1: cool about it. I got my keys. Things are gravy,
- 11:10Speaker 1: I mean, except my slipper was broken, so I did
- 11:13Speaker 1: want to fix it. But I had snapped the seam ripper,
- 11:19Speaker 1: that little thing you slide under threads so you can
- 11:21Speaker 1: cut one at a time very precisely. I have a
- 11:24Speaker 1: perfect one, and somehow I broke it in my panic
- 11:27Speaker 1: while I was trying to repair my slipper and trying
- 11:29Speaker 1: to figure out where my keys were before I had
- 11:32Speaker 1: found them again, and it's rush hour and I'm just like,
- 11:35Speaker 1: oh man, what do I how do I fix my
- 11:39Speaker 1: slippers two miles from my house. I forgot to bring
- 11:42Speaker 1: the plastic caps that I usually have just in case
- 11:45Speaker 1: the sandals break and just pop one on real quick,
- 11:48Speaker 1: so I didn't have anything to fix. Actually, I did
- 11:51Speaker 1: have one thing that I'll tell you at the end
- 11:52Speaker 1: of this story, but I did have one tiny half
- 11:59Speaker 1: in circle keyring on my hotel keyring, and I had
- 12:04Speaker 1: now found my keys. So with that extra keyring, I
- 12:07Speaker 1: removed that connected the keys again, and I slid that
- 12:11Speaker 1: keyring through the parichord in the bottom of my sandal,
- 12:17Speaker 1: and the keyring was wide enough that it wouldn't be
- 12:19Speaker 1: pulled through the hole in the sandal. So that was
- 12:23Speaker 1: my temporary fix to hold my sandals shaped together and
- 12:28Speaker 1: walk home. And once I got home, I figured it'd
- 12:31Speaker 1: be an easy fix because I create these sandals from
- 12:35Speaker 1: nothing all the time or upcycle materials, so I knew
- 12:39Speaker 1: i'd be able to fix it permanently once I got
- 12:41Speaker 1: back to the house. But the keyring worked the whole
- 12:45Speaker 1: two mile walk back home until literally ten feet before
- 12:50Speaker 1: my front door. I made it all the way home,
- 12:54Speaker 1: and ten feet from my door, I was like, wow,
- 12:56Speaker 1: I can't believe that keyring worked all two miles. And
- 13:00Speaker 1: as soon as I thought that, like three steps later,
- 13:04Speaker 1: it snapped out. And the pair of cord let loose
- 13:07Speaker 1: and the sandal came apart, but it held the whole
- 13:10Speaker 1: two miles back this temporary fix, and now I was
- 13:13Speaker 1: right in front of my front door. So I can't
- 13:15Speaker 1: get real angry at it not working, because it worked
- 13:18Speaker 1: the entire time I needed it too. So the way
- 13:22Speaker 1: these sandals work. They are any normal sandal, and then
- 13:25Speaker 1: you tie a series of three very simple knots on
- 13:32Speaker 1: your ankles and then under the front hole of the
- 13:38Speaker 1: sandal to hold it all in shape and to stop
- 13:43Speaker 1: the paara cord from pulling back up through the sandal,
- 13:46Speaker 1: I sow the bottom half into a small ball, and
- 13:51Speaker 1: that is poked through a bottle cap usually that I use.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I'm going to start trying a soda tap because they're
- 13:58Speaker 1: made out of metal. I think they'll break less easily.
- 14:02Speaker 1: But anyway, the temporary fix worked. I got a small
- 14:05Speaker 1: bruise from the metal key ring bumping under the sandal
- 14:10Speaker 1: for a two mile walk home, but it's fine a
- 14:12Speaker 1: day later, and then I permanently fixed it when I
- 14:15Speaker 1: got home. It's a That's the other great thing about
- 14:18Speaker 1: these sandals. It takes three minutes to make a new
- 14:21Speaker 1: pair and another couple of minutes to sew the knots
- 14:25Speaker 1: so that the form holds permanently. Oh and there was
- 14:30Speaker 1: no water. I think I mentioned that earlier, but I
- 14:33Speaker 1: had a little left. I had basically one four hundred
- 14:37Speaker 1: milliliter bottle of water left over, and I just took
- 14:42Speaker 1: SIPs of that and played Resident Evil eight for twenty
- 14:45Speaker 1: four hours and took SIPs of water, fell asleep, and
- 14:50Speaker 1: then after I finished the game, twenty four hours later,
- 14:54Speaker 1: the water was restored and I had water again, So
- 14:58Speaker 1: it wasn't a huge issue. When I was in Morocco,
- 15:01Speaker 1: I took a bus, a twenty four hour bus from
- 15:06Speaker 1: Marrakesh to Casablanca. I think it was or Esauira, actually,
- 15:11Speaker 1: and that was a long bus ride and I didn't
- 15:14Speaker 1: want to have to pee on the bus, so I
- 15:16Speaker 1: just didn't drink water. And this was a lot easier
- 15:20Speaker 1: than that, I'll say, because I had little SIPs I
- 15:23Speaker 1: could take. Every couple of hours. I've been rewatching old comedies,
- 15:28Speaker 1: and by old I mean just comedies i've watched before,
- 15:32Speaker 1: not from the current here. And I rewatched Tucker and
- 15:37Speaker 1: Della Versus Evil, and I meant to share that and
- 15:41Speaker 1: watch it with my family when I visited them this Christmas.
- 15:44Speaker 1: But we watched so many things, including Poor Things with
- 15:50Speaker 1: Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe, which is such a not
- 15:57Speaker 1: groundbreakingly but emotionally transcendent movie. It's a fantastic movie. I
- 16:05Speaker 1: loved that movie. But we watched so many funny movies
- 16:08Speaker 1: that we didn't get around to Tucker and Dell Versus Evil.
- 16:11Speaker 1: And I had seen it relatively recently, so I didn't
- 16:14Speaker 1: push anybody to watch it. But I just had the
- 16:18Speaker 1: itch last week and I put it on, and that
- 16:21Speaker 1: is one of the funniest movies still I've ever seen.
- 16:26Speaker 1: I got a bunch of Tyler Lebine movies. The guy
- 16:28Speaker 1: who plays Tucker, Oh no, I actually think he's the
- 16:31Speaker 1: guy who plays Dale, although their names are basically material here.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Because his performance was so funny, I wanted to see
- 16:39Speaker 1: him in other movies, and he's pretty good in other movies,
- 16:42Speaker 1: but he just kills this role. I can't recommend the
- 16:46Speaker 1: movie too strongly to anyone. Watch Tucker and del Versus Evil.
- 16:50Speaker 1: It is so funny and very creative, very original. I
- 16:56Speaker 1: went back because I watched Tucker and Del Versus Evil
- 16:58Speaker 1: at the same time a movie came out called This
- 17:01Speaker 1: Is the End, and it's one of the seth Rogen comedies,
- 17:06Speaker 1: and it's so funny. And the end of that movie
- 17:10Speaker 1: is this musical number, which is one of the best
- 17:14Speaker 1: endings to a movie I've ever seen. It's so funny.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Everyone looks so genuinely excited participating in the musical number
- 17:21Speaker 1: at the end. I just love it. I love it
- 17:23Speaker 1: as much as I did when I first watched it
- 17:26Speaker 1: twenty years ago or whatever it was, could easily be
- 17:29Speaker 1: ten years ago, I don't know time. Yeah, it came
- 17:32Speaker 1: out in twenty thirteen, so a little more recent than
- 17:35Speaker 1: I was alluding to speaking of movies I or media.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I also recently watched Dead to Me Again. I thought
- 17:42Speaker 1: I had finished the first season, but it looks like
- 17:45Speaker 1: only made it up to episode eight because the last
- 17:48Speaker 1: two episodes are crazy, crazy wild and are such a
- 17:53Speaker 1: good ending to the first season. So I made it
- 17:57Speaker 1: all the way through the second, which was also very good.
- 17:59Speaker 1: I'm the third, which is also very good, and yeah,
- 18:03Speaker 1: I'm excited to finish up the whole show. I think
- 18:06Speaker 1: it's a great show and really funny and very relatable
- 18:11Speaker 1: for everyone. I mean, not directly, maybe but certainly indirectly. Anyway,
- 18:17Speaker 1: it's a great show. I highly recommend it. I'm excited
- 18:22Speaker 1: to finish the third season. Oh geez, you know what
- 18:26Speaker 1: The craziest thing happened this week? There was a huge protest,
- 18:30Speaker 1: maybe a shooting. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but
- 18:34Speaker 1: I walked out of my door at like four point
- 18:38Speaker 1: thirty to go to the supermarket to get ingredients for dinner,
- 18:42Speaker 1: and I just noticed everyone was standing on the street
- 18:46Speaker 1: the whole time. I'm walking by and staring at one point,
- 18:51Speaker 1: and that happens a lot around here, through usually watching
- 18:53Speaker 1: a soccer game, but this time that's not what was happening.
- 18:56Speaker 1: And one of the guys near the gas station kept
- 19:00Speaker 1: looking at me, and when I walked up, I was like, hey, man,
- 19:03Speaker 1: what's going on? Because I could tell he wanted to
- 19:05Speaker 1: tell me, and he was like, you know, my Spanish
- 19:08Speaker 1: is not good, but he said there was a fire.
- 19:11Speaker 1: They lit a fire at the school, and then he
- 19:16Speaker 1: said a bunch of other stuff, and he said the
- 19:18Speaker 1: cops are coming, and I'm not sure what else he explained,
- 19:22Speaker 1: but basically I couldn't tell if it was a protest
- 19:25Speaker 1: or like terrorists, but I'm pretty sure I would have
- 19:28Speaker 1: understood like terror rista if he said that. So I
- 19:31Speaker 1: think it was a college protest and they lit some
- 19:35Speaker 1: kind of fire and everyone was just staring on the
- 19:37Speaker 1: street and I was like, whoa, Okay, that's crazy, thanks
- 19:40Speaker 1: for telling me. And then I kept walking down the
- 19:42Speaker 1: street in the direction of the supermarket and I was
- 19:46Speaker 1: going to and cops like pulled up and a guy
- 19:52Speaker 1: got out the back and pulled out this huge rifle
- 19:55Speaker 1: launcher something and shot a tear tear gas grenade into
- 20:02Speaker 1: the college lawn basically or one of the courtyard gardens
- 20:07Speaker 1: whatever they are, oh before the cops got there, and
- 20:11Speaker 1: after that guy told me that, and I was walking
- 20:13Speaker 1: down the sidewalk, I saw people with masks over their faces,
- 20:17Speaker 1: like young people. By the way they moved, they were
- 20:20Speaker 1: live running across the campus. And there were explosions and
- 20:28Speaker 1: they might have been gun shots. I'm really not sure,
- 20:32Speaker 1: because people were like running away on the sidewalk, But
- 20:36Speaker 1: they also could easily have been like soda plastic soda
- 20:41Speaker 1: bottle explosions with like baking soda and you know, just
- 20:45Speaker 1: making soda bottle bombs or whatever. So I don't know
- 20:49Speaker 1: exactly what was going on, But it was a pretty
- 20:51Speaker 1: grazy situation. Then the cops showed up, shot the tear
- 20:54Speaker 1: gas in, they shot another tear gas can in, and
- 20:58Speaker 1: then one of the protesters picked up one of the
- 21:00Speaker 1: tear gas cans and threw it back over the fence
- 21:05Speaker 1: at the van. The police fan and like the police
- 21:10Speaker 1: quelled the riot or protests or whatever the heck it was.
- 21:13Speaker 1: There were only a few people. I really I was
- 21:15Speaker 1: going to look up what it was, but then I forgot.
- 21:22Speaker 1: But like I said, that convenience store told me there's
- 21:24Speaker 1: a bunch of corruption going on in the government, and
- 21:26Speaker 1: everyone feels that way. So if there was a protest,
- 21:28Speaker 1: I'm guessing it had to do with the alleged corruption
- 21:32Speaker 1: in the government, which alleged probably happened. It's a government,
- 21:36Speaker 1: there's corruption going on. Oh and what was crazy about
- 21:40Speaker 1: the tear gas? So the cloud Like I can't believe
- 21:46Speaker 1: the volume of clouds coming out of these tear gas grenades,
- 21:52Speaker 1: Like I just I had seen the video games and
- 21:54Speaker 1: movies and stuff, but it was different in real life.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Like the clouds of tear gas, we're thicker than clouds,
- 22:03Speaker 1: if I can describe it that way. If a cloud
- 22:05Speaker 1: could be three times as thick if you've ever flown
- 22:08Speaker 1: through a cloud and a plane or whatever. I mean,
- 22:11Speaker 1: it was very, very thick, and they were the size
- 22:14Speaker 1: of a three thirty mililter coke can, and clouds like
- 22:22Speaker 1: as large as the campus were flowing out of it,
- 22:25Speaker 1: like easily, hundreds of cubic feet were gushing out of
- 22:30Speaker 1: these cans every second, and they were going the whole time.
- 22:33Speaker 1: I was walking up, like it was amazing how much
- 22:36Speaker 1: tear gas was flowing out of these cans. And the
- 22:39Speaker 1: protesters or whatever, they were cleared out. After a while,
- 22:43Speaker 1: or at least I stopped hearing explosions, and the police
- 22:46Speaker 1: fan started moving up the street. I never stopped walking
- 22:49Speaker 1: to the supermarket. It was like, I like walking far,
- 22:52Speaker 1: so it was like an hour away to walk to,
- 22:54Speaker 1: and I was heading the opposite direction, so luckily the
- 22:57Speaker 1: wind was taking the tear gas away from me, away
- 23:00Speaker 1: from the direction I was going in. I was like, well,
- 23:02Speaker 1: that's crazy, and I just kept walking up to the store.
- 23:05Speaker 1: But yeah, that was pretty nuts. And then I forgot
- 23:08Speaker 1: about it because of course, and I got back and
- 23:12Speaker 1: the guy here who saw the saltwater crocodiles told me
- 23:16Speaker 1: that he stepped out of the casino and there was
- 23:19Speaker 1: an awful stench and his eyes started watering, and I
- 23:23Speaker 1: was like really, And my first thought was like, oh
- 23:26Speaker 1: my gosh, the sewer line because like maybe the power
- 23:30Speaker 1: cuts out whatever. But then he said his eyes were
- 23:33Speaker 1: really wateringly. He was terrible, and I was like, oh,
- 23:37Speaker 1: you know what, there was a police fan shooting teercut screenings.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I was like, that was probably so we figured out
- 23:44Speaker 1: what the problem was with the stench. He said people
- 23:47Speaker 1: were walking around holding their shirts up around their faces
- 23:51Speaker 1: because the smell was so bad, and I was like,
- 23:52Speaker 1: that is the craziest thing I ever heard. And then
- 23:54Speaker 1: I was like, oh wait, I saw a police officer
- 23:59Speaker 1: shoot tier ask Renee. It's onto a college campus like
- 24:02Speaker 1: two hours ago. That was pretty crazy, so might have
- 24:06Speaker 1: something to do with it. Oh you know what, Okay,
- 24:09Speaker 1: let's go with my favorite. This is my favorite story
- 24:12Speaker 1: of what happened recently. I was walking past one of
- 24:17Speaker 1: the casinos and there was a car parked on the
- 24:20Speaker 1: curb and he was like, hey, hey man the driver
- 24:24Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, this will be fun and
- 24:27Speaker 1: he was like, hey, hey, are you like from the States. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
- 24:33Speaker 1: I'm from New York and like from his accent and
- 24:37Speaker 1: just Mannerson's, my brain was just like, no, you're not.
- 24:41Speaker 1: But I was like, oh cool, what's up man. He's like, well,
- 24:44Speaker 1: I'm a boat captain. And I was like, okay, this
- 24:47Speaker 1: is it's starting off strong. I like it. And he said, so,
- 24:51Speaker 1: I'm a boat captain and my crew they took my
- 24:53Speaker 1: suitcases to my boat to like load up all the
- 24:56Speaker 1: trunks for the boat and then we're gonna like drive
- 24:59Speaker 1: the but we're leaving the dog tonight. But my car
- 25:03Speaker 1: is out of gas. And he was sitting in his
- 25:05Speaker 1: car and he's like, so, I need like gas for
- 25:08Speaker 1: my boat. I am a boat captain. And then he
- 25:11Speaker 1: reached over into the passenger seat he's sitting in the
- 25:14Speaker 1: driver's seat, picks up a construction person's hard hat, puts
- 25:20Speaker 1: it on his head and says captain and points at
- 25:24Speaker 1: the hat. And I was just like, I didn't say
- 25:29Speaker 1: that's a construction hard hat, but I was staring at
- 25:32Speaker 1: it clearly enough to insinuate that this is not a
- 25:38Speaker 1: captain a boat captain's hat. This is a hard hat.
- 25:43Speaker 1: And he was like yeah, so, like I just need
- 25:46Speaker 1: some gas I just need to get over there because
- 25:48Speaker 1: they have my trunks. Then I can get out of here.
- 25:51Speaker 1: I gotta leave tonight. It's like really important. And I
- 25:54Speaker 1: was like, that's great, man. I'm not going to give
- 25:57Speaker 1: you any money, though, and he goes oh and throws
- 26:02Speaker 1: up his hands and leans back, defeated into his already
- 26:08Speaker 1: reclined seat in the car, and I was like, all right,
- 26:10Speaker 1: I have a good one just walked away. I couldn't
- 26:15Speaker 1: believe it when he put on the construction hard hat though,
- 26:19Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm a boat captain and pointed at
- 26:22Speaker 1: the hard hat like it was a captain's sat. It
- 26:25Speaker 1: was pretty awesome. That was my favorite thing that happened
- 26:31Speaker 1: this week. That was so funny, and he was so
- 26:34Speaker 1: sincere as many con artists are. Oh hey man, it
- 26:39Speaker 1: is so good to see you. Yes, I'm a boat captain.
- 26:42Speaker 1: I am from New York and I need to get
- 26:46Speaker 1: gas because my crew has taken all of my suitcases.
- 26:49Speaker 1: And I was like, well, this is amazing, Like I
- 26:51Speaker 1: got to see, you know, a scene from a Broadway
- 26:54Speaker 1: play right in front of me, from this guy who
- 26:57Speaker 1: probably borrowed his friend's car or whatever. You could sit
- 27:00Speaker 1: in it outside the casino, waiting for the gringo to
- 27:03Speaker 1: come by. It was a pretty it was a pretty
- 27:06Speaker 1: interesting ordeal, event interaction. So good talking to you again.
- 27:13Speaker 1: I will talk to you soon, and thank you so
- 27:18Speaker 1: much for listening. I love telling these stories. I'm so
- 27:21Speaker 1: glad I get to share these crazy interactions that I
- 27:24Speaker 1: end up with like every week, and I never get
- 27:28Speaker 1: to share really with friends unless I just happen to
- 27:31Speaker 1: be sharing a room or sharing a place with someone
- 27:36Speaker 1: that I get to talk to. So it's fun being
- 27:38Speaker 1: able to tell you all about these gossips, about these
- 27:42Speaker 1: gossipy stories. Have a good rest of your day. Thank
- 27:46Speaker 1: you again for listening, and I will talk to you soon.