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#406 We Don't FELIZ NAVIDA the Same W/ DABWAXINGTON · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Put up and welcome back to another episode here of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for tuning in faithfully once again.
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  Another Saturday, I mean another Wednesday over here. Damn, every day's been
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  feeling like a Saturday to me because Pop He's gone. You guys love that
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  shit, not in a way like that, but like it's just you know,
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  it's like when I think it's more of like when you have a substitute
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  teacher. I think it's more like, you know, you're just like you
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  love that shit. You know me, No, I don't know. I'm
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  just saying, like, you know, speaking for like me, like you
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  look at it like, damn, you don't love that shit. I don't
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  know how everybody feels like about it, and I don't like it. I'm
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  not saying I like it because oh b Real's gone. I like it just
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  because the amount of free time that I have, like just like it's like
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  having a day off every every time. Oh hell yeah, thank you.
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  Oh you know what I'm thinking about. I forgot last time he was gone.
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  We were nausing it at the time. That's why it was a little
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  different. We were just going in, We're going ham at that time,
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  not that he didn't like it, but you know, out of respect,
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  like right with the tank ladies and gentleman XG though, what'll stop dog?
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  How you doing? Yeah? And by the way, also too, I
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  wanted to tell you guys that you guys are only getting a free be here
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  on fucking uh on on on YouTube. Okay, we're gonna go on listed
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  like halfway to the show. The YouTube is kind of the new Twitch.
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  So I don't know what to tell you guys, but I would appreciate it
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  if you guys, what is this the funk? If you if you guys
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  subscribed to the Patreon, because we do have content in there, like me
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  destroying holiday ornaments and chocolate at Target. There's gonna be the Christmas Well then
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  you know, we got a tree now, which is great. So we're
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  in the holiday spirit. We're got you know, a little vlog real quick.
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  We've got a few blogs we're gonna be putting. So I'm just gonna
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  let you guys know that. Yeah, still subscribe to the Patreon. Ever,
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  gonna be giving away an Xbox and then switch, so I will be
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  making that tier I know, but I've been taking responded to everybody, responded
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  back to everybody, and uh, I've also sent out your monthly gifts,
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  so spare with me. Sorry about the delay. Also joining us and sponsoring
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  the show. We got the one and only Dad Waxings and everybody get on
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  the mic. How's it going, brother? What's going on? Man dling?
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  I'm glad to be back here having Yeah, you're gonna be on.
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  Uh, you're gonna be actually have a have a spot on Saturday for the
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  toy Drive. I'm hyph for that. Bro. I'm glad we got to
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  work that out because, uh, you know, we're gonna show mad love
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  when we're there. Yes, I mean a lot of people. I mean,
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  what is it the company? What's it called? Your company? Honeybody
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  Rosin Company or coke? Yeah, honey, butter Rosin. Like the stuff
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  you have is pretty exotic. Bro, Oh this is mine? Oh yeah,
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  that's your breath? Uh what is it that stuff you have? As
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  always as I'm more on the exotic side. So anybody out there that it's
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  gonna be kneading some fire cash is king by the way, Yeah, of
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  course, just pull up to the just pull up to the booth. They're
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  gonna be in the cut and yeah this December sixteenth, this is the same
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  Honetington Beach. Yeah, so pull up twenty percent off beer, high and
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  Hungry Vendors on Vendors food section, beer section, smoking section, pull up
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  Chill is gonna be selling our i'ma be selling some shit. These zone's gonna
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  have it all. Candles, hats dot miss don't miss out. Axie and
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  Barbecue will be vending there and hood Eats so stop by. There will be
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  a little small tent so you guys could go ahead and sit down and eat.
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  But for the most part, just come and hang out, you know
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  what I mean. It's not gonna be as crazy as the first one.
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  And bring a toy first. That's just that's pretty much it just bring a
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  toy, come support. Uh you know, we're gonna donate them to like
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  the children's hospital or something. I don't know, one of these organizations that
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  helps out the kids, so they could have some toys this holiday holiday season.
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  But yeah, if you want to fucking pull up, go to hind
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  Hungry Toy drive dot event, bright dot com. What this. I got
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  two torches just going on at one time, Like I feel like I'm about
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  to start blowing glass and ship. I feel like I'm at Ziggies. Can
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  you can you imagine early early dog early in this dabbing episode? Something can
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  you imagine like a math head pulls up, Oh, bro, he's a
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  stoke. Do you think he's back at home somebody from Sabernardino or you're right
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  at home. How's it ever happened? Have you had a matha coming to
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  the into the glass shop Ziggies? Yeah, for all the time. Meth
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  heads, all time, meth heads, crackheads trying to find pookies, trying
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  to find but tane they and feel bad for that ship. You're like,
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  yeah, you always tell him not to fucking Can I get that? What
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  are you talking about that that you mean just saying yeah? And I point
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  out other things and then I'm like, oh, a pooky, this this
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  that you smoke crack out of you. This is what we're trying to buy.
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  They've never talked to man, I'll suck your no, but sometimes they
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  do look like they'll suck your dick. And they walk in there. You're
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  like, bro, smoke shop, brow this money in the smoke shots.
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  There's a lot of smoke, a lot of money in the smoke shop dog,
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  there's like there's UHL was telling me, He's like, you should get
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  into that business ee, and I'm just like, man, like, how
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  much is the entry? It's like with ten bands, we can get a
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  fucking smoke shot. And it's not the heady ship. Money is in the
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  pookies, it's in the tobacco dogs. You make very little money. No,
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  you make very little money on the back. So do you start selling
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  man thos and all this ship that's illegal? Always gotta go with illegal.
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  The fuck do you think that are doing? Bro? You think they're doing
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  everything's my friend, everything is legal. And we said pipes grape grape swishers
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  are two bucks. Grape swisher dog in La it's two bucks. And you're
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  like, bro, I know you get this for like a dollar. Just
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  do we imagine when we start selling heady pookies off? Yeah, the fuck
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  off. That's what the heady That's what the heady community is gonna tell us.
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  Are you guys really making headies for fucking crackheads. We got like we
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  got to like stage a robbery for our store and then like have like securities,
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  let some shots go off that way. Other people that are trying to
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  break it to the store. No, Hey, these motherfuckers shoot shooters.
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  I've been in Arizona. There's a there's a shop that I went to and
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  they fucking told me, Bro. They're like, yeah that they have people
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  they come in. They like tell these men, we're trying to get like
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  a heady as to your piece. Basically to me, that's just like damn
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  bro disrespect. Well, see, okay, you know me, I asked
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  stupid ass questions when I worked at Ziggy's. I would always I would always
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  ask the fucking the glass floorers, hey, have you ever made like a
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  like a haiti pooky or like a headie, like a like to smoke crack?
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  And most of them tell me, no, my art is not for
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  that, Like they look at it like that. I'm like, yo,
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  I'm not gonna luwer myself that that ship. And then there was another guy,
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  Matt Robinson. He told me that some super rich Saudi guy asked him
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  to make a make instead of giraffe, to make a like a leopard or
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  like a cheetah. And then Matt Robinson found out that this whole hat cheetahs
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  and like captivity. So he's like, I'm not gonna support that ship.
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  I respect that, bro, which I do respect the ship out of Matt
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  for that. Matt Maggets treated very nicely at like at the San Diego Zoo.
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  If you see Matt in California, he gets invited to San Diego Zoo
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  with his kids and I'm talking like not to he literally is in the safari
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  like whatever, like b I p because he donates so many he don't.
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  He donates a lot to the giraffes. Like that's what he has a foundation,
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  I'm pretty sure for like his giraffe. Like, if you're gonna be
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  about something, be about it, bro, and actually, you know,
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  donate that ship. He puts it down for the girafts. Yeah, but
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  are we gonna become Are we gonna corner the lucrative poogy industry? Or what?
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  Damn you really about that? Who are gonna you need glass floors?
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  We need glass floors? Who they are gonna be? The glass floorers?
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  Enough? You think enough of start making some pooky China. China. That's
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  not heady at all. He means America. Dog, Come on, you
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  should know America. All you gotta do is hire Chinese immigrant, have him
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  work a few give him a few, but you gotta get him. You
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  gotta get him insurance. So it's cammam is a quarter dog. You got
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  a blow another one to me? Kick this one out? Have you got
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  in this trading cards? Yet they're online? I didn't like that ship is
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  a volume. He was with it though, he will he will, he
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  will he the second I said to him. And when when they said I
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  was gonna get a suit from him, man like the little piece of the
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  suit, I was like, oh, and I and imagine I get chosen
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  to go to the gallop. Oh, I'm having him sign the card all
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  day, all fucking day. And he's a marketing genius. Though there's a
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  reason he was on the show fucking be like, hey, man, you
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  want to hear my impression of you? For sure? I don't think he
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  appreciates them pressures of him done he's on. I don't think he's there like,
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  oh, I can't wait to find who does the best impression of you.
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  You don't think if I was, You don't think if I walked up
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  to him and I told him, I was like, you know what,
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  Donald, you were right. You were right about it all and everybody knows
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  it. The virus came out of China. Crook at Joe and his friends.
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  No, oh, man, I got this just fun on you got
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  it. I watched too much of his fucking ship bro Like he's not doing
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  it for fucking comunical purposes. He's like bot go Trump And at the same
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  time he's like, Okay, he says it like this. You see my
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  comments every time. Yeah, his promo was fun on there. Yeah,
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  you gotta give it articulate. He was trying to be Yeah, and Biden
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  can't even Biden can't even walk up the stairs. This was over here selling
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  merch. Dude, I gotta ask now selling go go Brandon crack pipes.
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  I gotta ask you. Though, they helped that home man, that's oh
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  you love that ship? Wait up. So I've been watching on fucking TikTok
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  and Instagram and ship right now, and I have a feeling you'd be very
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  good at it because I think once you're into it, you go all out.
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  TikTok, no full help on the shelf. If you have kids,
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  dog, I think you'd go hard with the elf on the shelf. This
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  thing would be on the roof and you'd be like where else. I would
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  find them. Dude, I think you'd be like, it's a good dad.
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  I'm calling you a good dad. I think you like, once you're
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  in it, you would be extreme, bro, Yeah, extreme extreme,
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  like like attacked the wall. Yeah you wrote this. Fucking kids are scared
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  to come out. Kids are scared for the elf dude. Case, my
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  dad's gonna kick his ass today. Who the fuck wrote this on the wall
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  because it started like because I saw one today and it was pretty lucrative.
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  Not today, yesterday. Ah, so the parents, obviously the kids go
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  to sleep. If you guys don't know what elf on the shelf is,
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  you're an idiot. It's a little tradition that white people do. But when
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  Mexicans are doing and now everybody's doing it, all right, start up a
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  poll. Who do you think out of the Cypress Hill group is doing ELF
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  on the shelf at home? Is there someone I'm just saying, Okay,
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  I don't know. Is it a be Real? Is it b sin Dog?
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  Is it see Bobo? Or I mean I don't know what. Let's
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  just put the DJ in there instead us brol You expecting nah, but I
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  saw this, this this interact. To trust me, people are going out
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  of the way because this is one that I saw this fucking elf on the
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  shelf. So I guess they get you know, Elsa, let it go,
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  let it go, the frozen so you want to do some bow man,
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  Yeah, okay, So I guess they get her as a doll,
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  so they got the little they have a daughter, so they use the doll,
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  and I guess they get the fucking elf on the shelf and they freeze
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  them in water, and then they take it out and they put fucking Elsie
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  there that she froze the fucking she froze elf on the shelf, and then
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  the kids got to sit there and unfreeze and then and it's just so interactive.
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  When you're a kid, be doping small you wake up and you're like,
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  what, like, you know, now they're fighting and I can see
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  he's ruined the good doll. No, it's not ruined. It's fine.
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  I can see I can see he's on like doing some ship like that where
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  he's like, look, charge are burnedf on the shelf fucking me the night
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  before? Yeah, are you here? Literally the night before? Then,
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  I guess mals fucking funny downstairs? Can you stay up there? Kids?
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  Right? That's what I mean. I don't know. I just feel like
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  I don't know. I think I gotta get interactive to I mean, you
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  see the Patrick CC video by your hero you? Yeah, I sorry,
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  I didn't even gonna talk about it. Damn dog, why he he's fine,
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  He's he got the Mickey Mantle Jean full That's not a real thing to
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  dog. Mickey Mantle Jean is the real thing. Mickey Mantle Jean's means all
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  those people died at sixty something. Bro, you don't want to live up
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  to be sixty. You want to live past it. But but okay,
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  your look, look, look look what you just said. You want to
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  live past it. If Mickey Manno wouldn't have done with Mickey Mantles, nobody
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  would have talked about Mickey Mantle or Babe Ruth. The point of being them
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  is you can party and still fucking work. Madonna a legend for what for
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  fucking playing soccer and doing cocaine? A fucking Mickey mantal g dog, the
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  Mickey Mantle Jean's real dog. That means you can party. George, George
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  got a little a little bit of than Jordan doesn't go on binges that professional
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  George Press George. George doesn't even got the Mickey doesn't do anything. It's
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  physically demanding, no disrespect. Pressure doesn't either, but it does going up
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  there and fucking taking your shirt off. That's the Mickey Mantle, Jean.
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  Stop Mickey Mantle Jean dog on. Yeah, first of all, this go
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  watch the new Patrick's CC video. It literally lets you know why Bert Kreisler
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  is destined. But had the Mickey Mantle Jean. That's the same thing.
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  It means you can party and you can go when the fucking lights fucking turn
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  on. Let's know who said you will die young, you will die young?
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  You know who said who has the Mickey Mantle? Jean Cavondy. You
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  don't want to be the one I saw her as good? Is it a
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  good episode? Good one, that's a good one. Did she talk about
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  being Christian? Yeah, that's what's up. That's what's up. Did you
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  believe she's a Christian? I believe in. It doesn't matter. You're right
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  everyone, that's everyone. That's what I'm gonna say. She is real about
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  it. How'd you like that? Dad? Though that show was good?
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  What did you what did you what did you give me Aedgie Cookie Burger.
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  That show was fucking delicious. Cookie Burger sounds cool. It's like super like
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  citrusy kind of flavor. Yeah, what do you got? What do you
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  got going on? You said you had an event, right, we got
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  a few events actually, yeah, list of them. Bro, it's gonna
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  do this month is gonna be pretty busy for us. Actually talk about it
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  though, all right. I don't want to give out no dates that we
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  ain't really gonna be you know what I mean? Yeah, because motherfuckers that
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  you know, they're all about it. And remember pulling the mic close to
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  you. But yeah, being a degenerate, No, it's not. It's
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  called the mickey machee. Yeah, I don't think dude, that's just not
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  I'm telling you it's not healthy. Well, I mean you saw how skinny
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  got though, Yeah, bro, but I'm an alcoholic and then you went
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  to go do that this fucking carnival for Yeah, that's that's like And it
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  sounds like comedy is the soda version of fucking kresher. Okay, here's my
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  thing, here's my only thing. My only concern about that. Do you
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  think his wife kind of wants him to die? Kind of insurance. No,
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  no, no, he's that rich insurance. Really, I don't really
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  think you need that much more money, Like when you're that richard, you
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  think it's just so she doesn't have to like take care of like like because
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  Cresher isn't an easy husband to have, if you get what I mean.
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  Like, it's not like just like hanging out. She was always drinking.
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  You got a pack from Like you're happy when he's on the road as a
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  wife, Like, I'm so happy this was on tour right now, I
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  deal with him, yeah, because it doesn't look like his wife's telling him.
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  Usually your wife's the one who tells you stop drinking dogs like I remember
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  stop. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Your girl's usually
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  the one who's hey, yeah, full chill the fuck out. He already
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  went hard for a couple of hours, So to me, it's weird that
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  his wife is not one of the ones. Why is it your friends telling
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  you to stop night your wife? Yeah? Broken? Who's the other fool?
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  First of all, I shouldn't be shouldn't be allowed to be called his
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  friend. Bro, you gotta chill out, Okay, he doesn't fucking Molly
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  bro. The fucking comedians. My boy, that ship is not funny,
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  bro. I know. The only reason it's not funny is because he's Ray.
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  If I if I fucking gave you, I'm like, hey take this
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  r s O. But instead I'm like, psych, it's Molly. Ha
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  ha. Would would that not be like a fucking good reason for you to
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  be angry at me for a good all time? Those are a declaration of
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  war. Yeah, Like it's exactly what it like. I just would not
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  do that to my friends, not even you, Exavier, and I like
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  messing with you, but you have done that to me. I've smoked a
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  joint that had tobacco in it. That's a drug. That is not Molly.
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  That's not Molly. Dude. Oh now we're deciding what drop. I
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  wouldn't get tested? But no, he no, he did not. They
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  asked him straight up, do you test your drugs? Steve wo asked him.
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  He was like no. He was like, I just got it for
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  my Molly guys. So lo so lock so lo so lok. Like if
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  he if I did it, If I did, it's yes, it's horrible.
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  But the only reason I think it's super fucked up because Brick Reisher is
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  a fucking real grown man, not that you're not. But he's got kids,
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  he's got a family. He's going to go on tour if I did
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  it. So he's on. If I, for some reason gave he's on
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  some liquid cocaine, I'd be like, we didn't snorted. He's on,
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  and it's tested. He's on, and like you don't have nothing to do
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  tomorrow, he's on, Come on, he's on. Like what if he
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  had kids and he had a whole like you said, I just I just
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  been a whole different situation. What happened with Bert, with fucking with Bert,
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  which is sucked up, dude, and enjoy Diaz had to come in
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  and save the day. And like, dude, Joey, every time I
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  see those clips, Joey looks like Joey looks like that old fucking gorilla at
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  the zoo, just fucking picking his nose. He like, he literally Joey
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  looks like Karambi bro, Like you literally look he's just fucking sitting there.
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  Joey looks like a big ass fucking old ape bro Like no, like like
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  the the reason when he says he's like yo from a fucking gorilla, He
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  really does look like a fucking gorilla brog back in the day when he was
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  fucking fulls up though. Yeah, this is live, by the way,
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  people, anyone asking like live live, like middle Finger live, Yeah,
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  this is live. You know how you know it's gonna be live because it's
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  gonna be cut off halfway and it's gonna go to Patreon and that's where it's
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  gonna live until you guys get it later, cocksuckers. Yeah, yeah,
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  straight up, that's why you guys should pay the five bucks. Bro,
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  I just don't understand five But let me let me fucking let me write,
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  let me, let me, let me write, let me let me.
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  Let's look to the list of things that are five dollars be cheap, y'all?
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  Well, I mean thing that are five dollars today. Let's let's look
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  at the list. Bro, let's look at a fucking list. Let me
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  see, I'm getting his unique fucking gifts under five dollars. What do you
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  think? Let me see? What do you think I should look up?
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  Things you over the joint? Huh you can buy or five dollars. Today's
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  apparently there's a lot of things you could get for five drunk latte, a
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  nice big lighter maybe all right, fucking McMuffin. Five dollars is maybe to
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  get a small plate to eat at a restaurant. Cap five dollars is a
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  lot. When you talk about five dollars a day, I don't know it's
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  five dollar. There's a lot of money, though, Like, seriously,
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  up, can we talk about what you called one hundred dollar bill? You
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  don't call the hundred dollar bill the new the adult one the dollar when you
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  gotta put that this like when you were when you have so many bills,
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  it becomes like a dollar too. Yeah, when you have when you have
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  to pay your bills, when you have all this, I have an overhead
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  for my business, like and all this ship. Bro. Like I look
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  at one hundred dollars, bro, like so fucking differently where I'm just like
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  just fucking take it, bro, Like I really I like not that I
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  have a lot or anything like that, but I'm just like, it's a
• 20:37
  charge to the game. Bro. It's not a dollar though. A hundred
• 20:40
  dollars is not a dollar now, it's like a twenty. It's like a
• 20:42
  business aspect, bro, making money and your and you're constant, like it's
• 20:47
  like like, for example, bro, like you know that part I can't
• 20:49
  know when you have When you have like one hundred thousand dollars, I get
• 20:52
  a hundred is not a lot. But to me, it's still not like
• 20:55
  I'm not giving one hundred dollars to a homeless person like that to me is
• 20:57
  still oh yeah, five, it's like a five one hundred bucks and a
• 21:00
  five. If I get my nephews one hundred dollars, I'm giving them a
• 21:03
  five, Like back to the day, here's a five homeide it makes sense,
• 21:07
  here's a five dollars one hundred bucks. I'm not giving up my my
• 21:10
  knees on one hundred dollars no matter what if it doesn't lose the value.
• 21:12
  I think what he's saying is like for for when it when it's like business
• 21:17
  wise, it's it's that that part brost that yeah, like takes my money
• 21:21
  because I already know I need to spend it to get this back. Yeah,
• 21:23
  to get it back double or triple. But I'm sure when you go
• 21:26
  to spend money, like outside of your business, you're not like, oh
• 21:29
  yeah, here's one hundred dollars, just a dollar not held out bro,
• 21:32
  Like I'm still pretty cheap. Bro Like, I have pants I've had for
• 21:33
  like a while already, Like I have fucking shirts because if you really think,
• 21:37
  I actually try to downsize and most of my life bro like, because
• 21:40
  I have so much shit I've held on to. I'm actually glad because it
• 21:41
  works out a lot of shit to sell. But but it just yeah,
• 21:45
  it just I don't know, man, it's I don't know. I look
• 21:49
  at that's the way. That just the way I look at it. Because
• 21:52
  business like, I'm like, fuck a thousand dollars a shirt to fifteen hundred
• 21:56
  for production, you know, just all that ship. By the way,
• 22:00
  everybody, uh that. If you want to get your Christmas shopping done,
• 22:03
  go to the website Flavorsbyison dot com. Go get some of the new hoodies.
• 22:07
  You know what. You know why you should get them because there's a
• 22:10
  discount code that you guys should be getting, uh and you guys should be
• 22:14
  using at the end of purchase. The discount code is Christmas List two separate
• 22:18
  words, Christmas List. Make sure you guys, you guys use that code
• 22:23
  to check out and save yourself some money for your Christmas shopping. You know
• 22:26
  what I'm saying. Make stuff set out and there's already stuff that's discounted.
• 22:32
  So come on, man, not even fucking playing with you, guys.
• 22:33
  Man, he's on. Someone just said it's ten thousand dollars across the border.
• 22:40
  Damn. But that's like deep Mexico. No, or is that just
• 22:42
  like oh that's just tej that's from that was way more. But would you
• 22:48
  pay the extra for like to get like premium service like fifteen, I'd probably
• 22:52
  be double if you want to get like you want to be shocking, shocking,
• 22:57
  damn? What do you think, super Bow, what do you think
• 23:02
  premium crossing? The premium version of crossing the border is the passport that part
• 23:08
  like that you're not you're not you know, you're not in a van,
• 23:12
  you're not in the fuck. The official that's checking passiveports, he's paid off,
• 23:17
  he's paid off. He knows person number ten, person number ten,
• 23:22
  and nothing to do it. Don't make sure your person number ten, one,
• 23:23
  two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
• 23:27
  nine ten, that person don't check them. Every ten person don't check them.
• 23:33
  And there's someone there making sure, so you might get lucky. Imagine
• 23:37
  you cut the line and you're number ten. Damn. Now, yeah,
• 23:41
  that's how it works, bro, I'm pretty sure that would be some ship
• 23:47
  like the DJ. Like there's also like my dad tells me too, how
• 23:49
  it makes sense because some people really look at that position in the airport like
• 23:53
  no, no, no, don't cut me. Hell no, dude,
• 23:56
  that's my spot. There is a spot that didn't know you're you're I will
• 24:00
  tell you that. Stay right here behind behind the person with the green backpack.
• 24:03
  Stay behind the person with the green backpacks, you know, because you
• 24:07
  might get the wrong The guy's not in the game if you know how when
• 24:10
  you go to the airport and there's a left right, if you make the
• 24:12
  right move that at least this and once you get caught, it's you kind
• 24:15
  of fuck because they put you on the system of you trying to cross the
• 24:18
  border. Man, that's wow. I don't know, man, you think
• 24:23
  you could cross the border? Dog? I think I'm athletic in enough,
• 24:27
  Dog, I'm athletic and I'm skinny. Bro, I can hide in between
• 24:30
  the bushes like you'd have a hard time. Like I can get like real
• 24:33
  like in between two bushes, I can. I can. There's stuff in
• 24:37
  the border, like hold on, let me look it up. Like,
• 24:38
  well, rattlesnakes, hold on, no, I'm gonna look it up right
• 24:41
  now. Dangers of crossing the border, dehydration, immigration, the river,
• 24:48
  the Grand River. If you're gonna go through Texas, you gotta be careful
• 24:49
  with the river. Oh damn. The terrain along the border is extreme.
• 24:57
  People who made the dangerous journey into this territory, you have died from dehydration,
• 25:04
  starvation, heat strokes, strocation, despite despite the CDP's efforts to locate
• 25:17
  them. The spokesperson said no one should believe smugglers or other claiming that the
• 25:22
  borders aren't open. Hey, don't they also get like, isn't it in
• 25:27
  the desert too? Right? Don't they get hypothea? Yeah, like they
• 25:30
  get helicol. That's true, as you get some aggles from hot to real
• 25:33
  cold. Yeah, and like you imagine you're like, fuck, you're sweating
• 25:37
  your ass off. The next you know, you're freezing. And there's a
• 25:40
  lot of nightlife the desert, a lot scorpions, all that ship dog like,
• 25:47
  But I think I can do all damn look for I'm looking at right
• 25:48
  now. How long? How long is the walk? Like? He says.
• 25:52
  Wild animals of the Mexican border man, Let's see what the wall of
• 25:57
  the wild animals? What the hell? Well, never mind, there's not
• 26:04
  that many dangerous animals. Well there is, but I'm trying to find a
• 26:07
  list. I'll be fine, though, No, no, no, no,
• 26:11
  you want to hear a crazy story. What So my dad crossed the
• 26:15
  border. When I crossed the border three times. First time, got caught
• 26:22
  up, second time, got caught again. The third time though, he
• 26:26
  said the third time it was like a group of like ten people or so
• 26:32
  and going at night type of ship and it was like just normal people.
• 26:37
  But when I said, you know that they just had Akistan Barrassada with their
• 26:41
  baby and the baby was like six seven years old, so like at one
• 26:47
  point, so my dad were like, you know, being a good gentleman
• 26:52
  and helping out. He would put them on his shoulders and they had crossed
• 26:56
  them and they would cross they got they Mexico and uh, I just remember
• 27:00
  it was his third time, and you know, you kind of start getting
• 27:03
  discouraged, you know, like, am I gonna fucking cross? Like this
• 27:06
  ship sucks? Like you're you're you're gone from your family, you're staying in
• 27:08
  a hotel in TJ. Because once you get deported when when once you get
• 27:12
  booked, they throw you back to TJ dog on site that same day,
• 27:15
  at least back in the day, so my dad will literally get kicked out.
• 27:18
  And then he called my uncle again he's like mad, So my dad.
• 27:26
  This was my dad's third time dog and this time they went at night
• 27:29
  and they were going to cross through over here is a long walk dog and
• 27:32
  it's that thing where ye yeah my dad, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 27:37
  yeah, have family. I've been here and been TJ for like a week
• 27:40
  now, Like I want to go and tennis, but I'm the guy back
• 27:42
  in the day they're waiting for you. You make phone calls and there was
• 27:45
  no texting. So my dad's like every once in a while, my dad
• 27:48
  called him and likes. And this time finally they were going to cross and
• 27:53
  they went with a group of people dogged and they were crossing and they finally
• 28:00
  make it over, dude, and my dad said, like, you see
• 28:03
  these little lights hitt the penny gas and I guess when they finally crossed over,
• 28:07
  when they finally bange it over, they finally noticed that these fucking stupid
• 28:10
  as little kid had these lighting ass shoes. Suppose're crossing the border, and
• 28:15
  that's that thing where like it's sometimes it's just the luck of the draw dog,
• 28:19
  like no matter what you do, Like this time, my dad was
• 28:22
  like, bro, these fucking little things. Every time these kid would walking
• 28:23
  shoes light up, you nicely quin that because you're kind of in the cut.
• 28:27
  And every eventually my dad would put it the kid on his shoulders because
• 28:30
  I mean, the kid got tired and the mom's pregnant. It was that
• 28:33
  thing where you're just like, gotta be a gentleman. Dog. You're like,
• 28:36
  man, who's gonna why are you even crossing the border, Like stay
• 28:40
  the fuck home, but you got to help it out. But Dad tells
• 28:42
  me the story and I'm like, bro, that's crazy. That's crazy that
• 28:45
  he got by that chance. But it's just my dad always says this,
• 28:48
  you know, when you're like the all you know type of thing, and
• 28:52
  I'm like, bro, I just think it's who the fuck knows what it
• 28:55
  is. Sometimes sometimes you just get lucky. Sometimes you don't. I can't
• 28:56
  imagine trying to have a story like that, Like I think I'd get discouraged.
• 29:00
  You think you'd keep trying the third time and their asshole man, that
• 29:03
  was like to like everything shitty back home. Yeah, you kind of have
• 29:11
  to if everything's fucking shitty. That's what I always tell people, like,
• 29:15
  man, how shitty isn't like when people tell me, like when they talk
• 29:18
  about like people leaving England to come to America, that's crazy, bro,
• 29:22
  would you go somewhere with no pictures? With no pictures? Yeah? Well
• 29:27
  people went to American. People were like, yeah, we were going to
• 29:30
  go on a boat for sixteen days. Yeah, with no pictures. Like
• 29:36
  there's just kind of like, oh, just basically winging it. That's what
• 29:40
  everybody did. Everybody used to wing it blind date, yeah, fate and
• 29:47
  we're at I'm sorry man, what you're saying. Oh no, I was
• 29:49
  like fuck around and catch malaria or some ship in the process. Sure,
• 29:53
  yeah, I mean some didn't make it. Then gave fever? Where do
• 29:59
  you get that? Africa? Right than gay fever? Oh? I thought
• 30:03
  you said gay fever? Oh no, gay that's a real The one I
• 30:07
  said is real, right, is that there's no gang day. Gang day.
• 30:12
  That's a real fever though, right, I'm not lying a wrong Okay,
• 30:17
  thank you? Yeah, but I applied to the pilgrims. Which one
• 30:22
  do you want to try the big one. Okay, that's my baby,
• 30:26
  Exavier. Aren't you impressed though, that like that happened like in the what
• 30:32
  sixteen hundreds, right, yeah, sixteen whatever? Are Look where we are
• 30:38
  now just in this country alone. Don't trust me, dude, It's crazy.
• 30:41
  That's why I think. That's what I'm telling you. I think we
• 30:45
  ran into aliens between sometime and now because technology just has advanced so much.
• 30:51
  Because back then, for how long were they on horses? For forever they
• 30:55
  were they were they were writing. Now we we went from from from a
• 31:00
  coal powered to gas powered to electric like now electrics fucking fast. Did you
• 31:06
  see that fucking that testa truck against the porch? I heard that's staged.
• 31:12
  It wasn't staged. Ah, okay, well fuck them. If it was
• 31:18
  staged, he's very impressed. I mean, yeah, when you look at
• 31:21
  it, it is what it is, right, Why do people like but
• 31:23
  like then, I don't even know if it's stages. You know what I'm
• 31:27
  saying. It was crazy. Supposedly it beats the porch, but then it's
• 31:30
  also pulling a fucking something else behind it. Yeah, it's basically pulling before
• 31:34
  another porch. Yeah, and you're like, no, mon miss I looked
• 31:37
  at it. I was like, yeah, well low key. Those Porsches
• 31:41
  they don't weigh that much, like compared to like like a fucking full size
• 31:45
  sedan, you know what I'm saying. And it could have just been the
• 31:48
  frame. Those cars were built to be light. No one said there had
• 31:51
  to be an engine in it too. You know how it gets with this
• 31:55
  ship dog, Yeah, because they get real technical. We're like, well,
• 31:56
  we're in the contract. Does it say that it could be just a
• 32:00
  frame boom with nothing in it? Because that's what that's what they could have
• 32:05
  done to the Do you remember that guy that won the jet? I've never
• 32:09
  seen that. You've never seen the commercial where if you get so many McDonald
• 32:14
  was it McDonald's or who was it they gave away a jet Pepsi PEPSI gave
• 32:17
  away? Was it? I think it was one of them. Someone gave
• 32:22
  a jet where they made a commercial on their lifelicopter. It it was a
• 32:28
  jet jet like like an Air Force one jet that you're not allowed to have
• 32:31
  type of ship. And they announced it on the commercial where said, if
• 32:35
  you get enough ten thousand tokens, we'll give you a fucking jet, and
• 32:38
  this person's hit the math first did the math. He's like, bro,
• 32:40
  if I get all of these, if I get all tokens, I can
• 32:45
  sell the jet and make money on top of it. Somebody said, of
• 32:47
  bags pepsi not pepsi, not pepsi, but false false advertisement is That's where
• 32:54
  that's where that law came in from. That's false advertisement. This guy got
• 32:59
  all of them, and I would have just gave it to him without the
• 33:01
  fucking jet engine in it. There's the frame. Yeah, yeah, I
• 33:08
  think about it. You don't got to give it to him. I mean,
• 33:12
  because they could have gone around it. It doesn't say the jet has
• 33:15
  to work. That's very true. I don't know. I was just thinking
• 33:19
  about how they could have their lawyers kind of sucked make me or lawyer.
• 33:22
  I would have thought about something, but you should have promised it that like
• 33:24
  you know, you can't, you can't go going on like yeah, but
• 33:30
  that was before they really thought people could make things like that. Imagine somebody
• 33:34
  gives away a midget. That's human sex traffic, that's human's human trafficing.
• 33:40
  Nobody said it has to be sexual. That's why that's why I went back
• 33:44
  on my statement, I said, it's it's human trafficking. We get another,
• 33:47
  they can well get another little person. I know. He got to
• 33:52
  go find one. We do anybody find find us one? The one.
• 33:55
  The last one we have is a dad. Now his kids already bigger than
• 34:00
  him. I almost want to hit him up to see, like if his
• 34:02
  kid was like, you know what made it? Nay, yeah, I
• 34:07
  mean you won't know yet. You remember he didn't even find out that he
• 34:09
  was in middle school. Remember he thought he was gonna be a basketball player.
• 34:14
  Was that the one that was like the exactly what that was? Like,
• 34:16
  that's the pull that got drunk and wanted cocaine of the night. He
• 34:20
  looked at his nos like we're the bumps, and we're like, bro,
• 34:22
  we're not giving you coke. And at that time we were doing coke.
• 34:27
  Yeah, but even then you're like, I don't know, but we were
• 34:29
  scared of giving a little Mitchell. He dies here at be Real Studios.
• 34:31
  He started thinking about like them out like the penguin. Yeah. Then that
• 34:35
  man return out of here, put him in the sewer. Yeah. But
• 34:43
  and you see you see Nate Martinez flour You see Nate Martinez out there at
• 34:46
  the high schools. Yeah, neat Martinez, Yeah, full fucking out there
• 34:51
  fucking throwing hundreds at the little kids. No, he's throwing like he's making
• 34:53
  it throw ones. But I'm like, I don't know, man, that's
• 34:57
  cool, but I just go into the high school. It's gotta be five's
• 35:01
  at least. Bro, That's why the kids don't really paying a touch.
• 35:06
  That's why like he wants the kids to start like grabbing them, but the
• 35:08
  kids are like, I know you're recording this ship, and I'm gonna look
• 35:12
  thirsty for a dollar one dollar bill. Yeah. It doesn't look good at
• 35:15
  it for anybody, bro. Yeah, I would look at it in high
• 35:17
  school at my school. I'm not all the pitches around. Bro, I'm
• 35:22
  not gonna increase my Jordan's to pick up a dollar one bill the fuck out
• 35:25
  of here. Help meide a dollar one whatever? A one dollar Yeah,
• 35:30
  I just took it. You're not even just lessing. I just took a
• 35:32
  dab and fucking joint yeah, full joint in already. You know the weeds
• 35:37
  is not an excuse anymore, bro, what he's talking about, it's not
• 35:40
  an excuse. Some people couldn't even function if they smoked it. Read a
• 35:44
  fucking book, dude, right though. I mean it's all about it's all
• 35:47
  about practice. I know I'm getting you for Christmas, dude, books,
• 35:51
  dictionary, but I'm gonna go buy it. I'm gonna go buy it for
• 35:59
  buy him a VCR no for my back, get it for him as long
• 36:00
  as he fucking learns, like learns but goes first. Hey, we should
• 36:06
  put that on the Patreon. No, no, no, I was gonna
• 36:07
  tell you for though. Are we really gonna do that chiropractice thing? Yeah?
• 36:14
  Hurt if it really will help. That's your check engine like that.
• 36:15
  That's you know, it's always been that, as you know. The thirties
• 36:19
  are right around the corner right here. Yeah, yeah, don't get don't
• 36:23
  funk around with that Siatka ship. Yeah, look at Bobo that food,
• 36:27
  Like that food looks miserable and his back is hurting. Dude, I got
• 36:30
  bro, that ship will fucking take me out like two days brow. How
• 36:34
  did you get rid of it? Bio freeze? Smoke a lot of weed,
• 36:37
  bro? How you get it? R? So? How do I
• 36:38
  get it? I fucked up my back? Yeah, I lifted up some
• 36:42
  boxes and like, oh see, don't lift boxes don't lift without like,
• 36:45
  don't lift and twists, bro, like always use your knees. All that
• 36:49
  ship practice. You're like fundamentals for you learned that ship at home depot classes
• 36:53
  when here first they to lift. I mean, I use a drill done
• 36:58
  like landscape construction, and I didn't do suck up my back doing that.
• 37:00
  Bro. Like dude working at Amazon, have you done construction like I've done
• 37:06
  that in the warehouse work talking about talking. I was just like, man,
• 37:10
  fuck this right off the bat. You didn't last you didn't last week.
• 37:15
  Fuck no, don't even get a check. So you never got a
• 37:16
  full construction check. Like, nah, it's hard. And I was just
• 37:22
  like I hate when we say that, dog, I hate. I was
• 37:27
  exactly. I was like, you to school like nah. I was like,
• 37:30
  all right, dude, this is I'm not this isn't for me.
• 37:31
  I'm going to school. Fuck y'all. So you were there just one day,
• 37:35
  not like a week. Okay, it paid me. No, That's
• 37:38
  why I asked you did you at least get your check? Yeah, but
• 37:40
  I've gotta do the week at least because people quit halfway Like yeah, yeah,
• 37:47
  bro, you gotta stay the whole week. I was just like,
• 37:50
  man, fuck this, bro, I wasn't trying to do that ship.
• 37:52
  Yeah, I've done lascape construction, bro, and like spice the decent way,
• 37:57
  they're like, hey, guess let's throw imny. Like what the fuck?
• 38:00
  They let me make you feel bad? Bro, They're like, you
• 38:01
  should be doing something else, you should be doing because you should be Yeah
• 38:05
  it makes sense, bro, Yeah, I tells you what are you doing
• 38:07
  here? You better reconsider your life. If my dad has to look at
• 38:14
  you like, what are you doing here? No, it's it's straight out.
• 38:16
  They're trying to tell you something smart though. To think about that,
• 38:19
  that's a question you asked was like, either either hear that ship when you're
• 38:22
  in jail, you know what I mean, Or you're like, that's just
• 38:24
  a question that you don't want to hear. Bro. And I mean,
• 38:27
  and I don't mean every construction job because union. I'm talking with a fight
• 38:29
  that tells you what are doing here? That doesn't mean union because you gotta
• 38:30
  have papers that have union to be in union. But when you're working constructing
• 38:35
  idavis, I don't. I feel you're tarted. My new one just came
• 38:38
  in from the fucking d NB. Let me see it. Let me see
• 38:43
  it. I went to the d n B dog Let me see the bright
• 38:45
  the mail, and I have my temporary one. Let me see it,
• 38:49
  my temporary one. It's online here. I'll do citizens the rest right now,
• 38:52
  dude. I even screenshoted it a fucking citizens the portrare ass right now,
• 38:59
  real quick? Sorry, yeah, bro, straight to the border field
• 39:04
  trip. I'll call your like stream this the port podcaster. It's not funny.
• 39:15
  We should we should make an I R O stream like that Exavier.
• 39:17
  Take it to the border, real quick, scaring, real quick. Yeah,
• 39:22
  but I was at the DMV for fuck the d m B dog FU
• 39:24
  the d m B fact they call you, they called your web back fall.
• 39:31
  They don't know that ship. I think they do know that ship.
• 39:35
  That girl looked at me all weird. She thought I was cute at one
• 39:37
  point, and then she looked me up and she's like, all right,
• 39:39
  get out of here. Now. Remember it's like that thing. It's like
• 39:43
  that thing. It's like that thing where like when you go to the bank
• 39:45
  and like the girl knows that you're gonna she's gonna look at your bank account.
• 39:49
  Oh yeah, same ship, and then you're just like, don't look
• 39:52
  at there. That ship sucks. Somebody said gen Z is taking over y'all
• 40:00
  over? What all the fucking complaining? Probably don't spost cry a lot.
• 40:06
  They almost cry as much as Columbus crew. Straight the funk up? Why
• 40:10
  were they crying so much? Bro? Everything? First of all, man,
• 40:15
  okay, here, don't show it, right, but what does that
• 40:19
  say? Does that not say government fucking stamp? Right there? Dog?
• 40:22
  Fuck you? It's not even on legit website. What are you talking about?
• 40:27
  Let me see the left. No, I don't trust you for men.
• 40:30
  Don't give it to me like that, like this, like that,
• 40:35
  Look at dog, I let me see he was lying. Dude. It's
• 40:40
  fake, dude, fake paperwork. It's real fun. Look look look look,
• 40:45
  how come we gonna show him? I said, dude, it's legit,
• 40:51
  take it into the border photoshop. But I'm not doing that. Dog
• 40:53
  A lot of work, he work. I mean, I'm good, dog,
• 40:57
  I'm good. Book me for any any for the next you can book
• 41:00
  me out. I was getting nervous. Hey, let's send this poole dude
• 41:02
  who from Cypress Hill participates for Elf on the Shelf, who won Bobo Eric
• 41:12
  Bobo a forty percent damn forty percent be real. Thirty nine sends ten and
• 41:21
  send doc nine. That's not bad. I feel like Bobo for reals does
• 41:25
  have that ship, though, I mean his kid doesn't. His kid doesn't
• 41:29
  live with him, though. He just has it. Bro watching the two
• 41:32
  movies, that's true, watching two b movies, just chilling with it.
• 41:37
  Yeah, let's get an elf on the sholf. Dude, I used to
• 41:42
  have. I used to do out on the shelf. I did it with
• 41:43
  the white girl. Yeah, that's so gay. You guys want to hear
• 41:45
  something funny. No, no, no, no, I got down with
• 41:47
  the elf on the shelf. This so what. She'd wake up and he'd
• 41:51
  be smoking, doing cocaine. One time he was fucking one of her stuffed
• 41:54
  animals. Bro. She was like, all I enough with the elf on
• 41:58
  the shelf these but I thought, bitch, don't put me up to it.
• 42:00
  I got it, real creative, I'll get that one. I just
• 42:02
  put cool. He's area fucking has he has a vibrator. My lady put
• 42:12
  the or no snoop on the stoop in the little fucking the christening or whatever
• 42:16
  the fucking little Christmas. Uh. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm
• 42:22
  talking about other things. My cat lays on that shi it's funny though.
• 42:25
  She put it on the baby bro so it's just snooped, like I got
• 42:29
  a picture of it. What's up with your cat? Is it coming around?
• 42:31
  Oh? Yeah, my cat's cool? About cat? Is he cool
• 42:36
  with the other cat? Or I still haven't introduced him. That's still beefing.
• 42:39
  Now that my other cat's cool, I'm going to introduce him now finally.
• 42:43
  But yeah, like he like the other cat's cool. He brings he
• 42:45
  brings it in like if I go like this, it like usually will come
• 42:49
  around and start to start asking for like pets, scratches, and he finally
• 42:52
  started purring. I picked him up. She's kind of like I was scared.
• 42:55
  I was I'm taking a risk here, but I was just like fucking,
• 42:58
  I'm just trying to pick him up. And then I put him on
• 43:00
  my lap and that feels like what the fuck is this? And he just
• 43:02
  like jumped off because he's never really been like I guess cared for like that.
• 43:08
  And you you really did take a risk though, because cats will fuck
• 43:10
  you up if you if they didn't want to pick up. I learned.
• 43:13
  He's like he's kind of learned to trust me a lot, because yesterday I
• 43:16
  was trying to take off the fucking collar from from the VAT because he was
• 43:21
  getting really tight, like thee yeah, like the little plastic one, and
• 43:24
  I kept trying to pull it off and he just freaks out every time,
• 43:27
  and like he freaked out and he left it halfway so he had like a
• 43:30
  fucking it was like stuck in his ear, like pasted it. He was
• 43:32
  like going like this, and I'm just like, hey, dude, I
• 43:36
  have to take it off. And then like I fucking finally cornered him,
• 43:38
  and I was like, all r dude, you either gonna scratch me or
• 43:39
  not. And I was like come on, then, I you know,
• 43:43
  he he let me take that ship off. I was like, fuck,
• 43:45
  yeah, yeah, that's coming around. Dog. He's he's a good cat.
• 43:50
  Now, goods cat. I gotta I know, you kind of don't
• 43:54
  keep up with it because it kind of you kind of lost traction and you
• 43:57
  kind of were like, all right, yeah, too much, but you
• 44:00
  were a little disappointed that you didn't see fucking krypt mac win the show.
• 44:06
  I mean, I didn't have a lot of expectations, but I was like,
• 44:09
  if anybody wants to win and y'all really really about it. Let cript
• 44:13
  back fuck that bitch star Like, let it real, fucking what's what street?
• 44:16
  Is he? Fifty fifth street? Five? Five? Yeah, five
• 44:20
  five, Let a real five five full fucking go go go down on your
• 44:22
  lady. But yeah with you. Oh yeah, well he because he had
• 44:25
  to be there a portal. No, I haven't seen him, bro,
• 44:29
  don't be lying. No, I saw on Twitter. I did see clips
• 44:30
  of it, and this full fucking high fives that full while he's boning his
• 44:35
  girl and he's getting him all right, bro, Like I don't like,
• 44:37
  there's just levels, That's what I mean. Dog, you can see I
• 44:42
  don't go like this and that dude just going ham on laying the dog And
• 44:46
  that was just like they call cool like buddy buddies and ship like they just
• 44:51
  like they just scored on soccer. They just scored in soccer. You know
• 44:53
  how we look at each other like, hey, let's go and see that's
• 44:58
  how they did it. Dog, that sounds big cookie this past cut.
• 45:01
  Yeah, cook of the year, Cook of the year for sure, dude.
• 45:05
  That's crazy for like I hope you know how there's the a Vans.
• 45:08
  Yeah, I hope they have Cook of the Year and Adam twenty two gets
• 45:12
  gets gets water day. I think he should be the first cuck of the
• 45:15
  anything. Cook of the year. Come on, give me, let me,
• 45:17
  I'll give it to him. I'll be like yo and Cook of the
• 45:21
  Year. My idea. Let's end. This conversation makes me honestly sometimes,
• 45:27
  bro, Like, when I really think about it, I was like,
• 45:29
  hey, man, like, imagine like one day this would like one day
• 45:32
  they're just like, hey, this woo found hanging in his garage. People
• 45:37
  like him are trying to normalize this ship. Bro. He says he's not
• 45:39
  though. Yeah, he says he's not though, because that's what he did
• 45:42
  see. You know, he will he went on you know what he went
• 45:44
  on. He went on a fighter and the kid what is that with Brendan
• 45:49
  Shops and fucking Brian Callen. Oh what happened? And they talked about it,
• 45:53
  but they asked them. They're like, Brendan, you to pick me.
• 45:57
  Bro. Hey, that'd be pretty good, though. I can see
• 46:02
  that should happening because right before, because Rendon Shop is fucking he's caught thirsty
• 46:07
  like that. He does things kind of already like you're chill. Is he
• 46:08
  a trust one kid who rendon shop? Oh no, Pardy was no.
• 46:14
  But but you know who Adam playing two is. He's a grand mason.
• 46:16
  His dad's a grand mason. His dad got pardoned by fucking George Bush Senior
• 46:21
  looked this ship up. That's for real, for real, dog when people
• 46:23
  that's not for real foral Adam playing two his last name is grand Mason.
• 46:29
  I mean yeah, uh huh. And he got pardoned, what do you
• 46:32
  mean in the continue and he got pardoned and his dad got pardoned by George
• 46:37
  br bro those are pretty good good pardon that means that pretty is the part
• 46:42
  of the President said he don't got to go to jail, homie. Well
• 46:45
  that's not that's not just that's just the highest level of being like, that's
• 46:50
  homies. Excuse like, if you were the president, you you're gonna let
• 46:53
  dad boxing out of the fucking out of jail. That's homies. And it
• 46:57
  wouldn't even be like, oh, like why are you doing this? It's
• 46:59
  just like, yeah, you don't pick random people to it's not random full
• 47:02
  like Kodak Black, he fucked up. How you get parted and then go
• 47:06
  back to jail and get cobo cocaine. That was crazy. You're an idiot.
• 47:09
  You're gonna stay there my clan, my bad, bill claim my bad,
• 47:14
  and he's gonna go on and instagram me like they mistreat me here.
• 47:17
  Yeah, hell yeah. He's like he's for sure fucking up up there with
• 47:22
  the agenda. He said he's not. But I don't know. That's what
• 47:25
  just like to be to be coked out or to have a gun with you.
• 47:30
  It's just come on, dog, like, you just can't have a
• 47:34
  security guard or somebody to carry that ship for you. I don't understand how
• 47:37
  these how these rappers get caught with anything, but they flex all these fucking
• 47:40
  chains and everything like that. But I'm like, you can't flex security.
• 47:44
  I wouldn't even get I don't get like, like, fuck, if it's
• 47:46
  being frowned upon. If you're like, hey, it's frowned upon for you
• 47:50
  to have security, well then you know what I don't want. No part
• 47:52
  of that lifestyle is that it frowns upon me fucking securing my life. I
• 47:55
  wouldn't even get caba coke. You know what I would do. My homie
• 48:00
  would have it on him all the time. Yeah, when I want somebody
• 48:01
  like, can you rack up a line for me? And it's on him,
• 48:05
  it's it's on him. It's literally in his possession. It's not on
• 48:07
  my possession. And I look at him when you get caught, don't worry
• 48:09
  about it. But nothing's on my possession. Nothing. The only thing that
• 48:15
  is in my possession is the cup that's in my hand that I got lean
• 48:17
  in the bottle and in on me. It's over there, so I can
• 48:21
  literally spill the cup and no more lean on me. That's right. You
• 48:23
  got to think about like something you could just throw away? Yeah, Like
• 48:25
  that's that just don't make no sense to me, bro, Like if you're
• 48:29
  if you're making like I can pay private security type of money and you're not.
• 48:34
  You're not you don't have private security. Come on, it's like be
• 48:37
  real, says though dog. You know some of these fools they don't get
• 48:39
  out of that mentality, you know what I mean? You should use your
• 48:43
  your your mindset like that. If you're gonna be smart, move level up
• 48:45
  bro in ways that you're going like why would you want to keep a gun
• 48:50
  if you could have security? Or why not have a concealed carry or something?
• 48:52
  Oh do that ship Like fifty cents. You ever seen that fool,
• 48:55
  he'd be rolling on with a gang of cops, paying them, paying them
• 48:59
  off duty cops. Be like, hey, bro, you're a ballsy motherfucker.
• 49:01
  If you're gonna fucking try to shoot number one him like twelve fucking but
• 49:06
  then number two, Like, if you're gonna try to you if you shoot
• 49:09
  as somebody who even even if he's an off duty cop and he's already doing
• 49:13
  security and that cop sees a somebody shot at me and putting my life in
• 49:17
  ninjer, that's a ballsy move. You got an investigation on you, now,
• 49:22
  you know what I'm saying, So you gotta think twice, bro,
• 49:23
  Like, I don't see how that's a fucking bad thing. I'm sorry.
• 49:27
  I'm just securing my life because I'm you know what am I supposed to have
• 49:30
  like survivor's guilt? Like, bitch, I worked hard, you know what
• 49:35
  I'm saying? Yeah, exactly? Uh are we going to patron an attempt
• 49:39
  soon? If we are, then we should promote the ship. We gotta
• 49:45
  promote before we dip out. As well, it's not even time, but
• 49:49
  we've been on there for thirty minutes. Either, well, it's not.
• 49:51
  Oh no, oh shit, I was letting you know. I was like,
• 49:53
  because you told him not to not let us know, but you have
• 49:54
  something to promote. So before we fucking dip out, gonna promote fucking December
• 50:00
  sixteenth, Tiny Hungry pop up the Saturday. All right, all right,
• 50:05
  oh yeah that's right, ship. Can I also tell them about the locations?
• 50:08
  Yeah? Yeah, first yeah, go ahead? Player? All right,
• 50:13
  so player, like for the locations where we're gonna be at and stuff.
• 50:17
  We're gonna be at a couple of sessions. They're gonna be one in
• 50:21
  San Diego on the fifteenth, terp Nation. If you guys want to hit
• 50:27
  me up for more information, I got you. We're also gonna be at
• 50:30
  the High and Hungry session that's gonna be this Saturday. It's well, High
• 50:32
  Hungry Toy Drive. I called it. Call it a sash. Motherfucker's gonna
• 50:37
  be all right, it's not a sash. Y'all bring a toy please,
• 50:40
  yeah, ticket ahead, get yourself at least a souvenir ticket. I got
• 50:45
  myself. I got my lady a VIP bag and a ticket for myself.
• 50:50
  Yeah, be real, better be back to sign them funkals. I hope
• 50:53
  be where were you at? Save travels? Be real for real, because
• 50:58
  that that's a long distance from there. I'm the twenty first. We're gonna
• 51:02
  be a Blue Diamond lounge in Lompoc on I mean, on the twenty third,
• 51:07
  and then there's the Most High Sash on the thirtieth, and then Strings
• 51:12
  and Sounds in January thirteenth. The dispensaries that we're at right now, there's
• 51:17
  a few of them. Actually, oh, you guys got into dispensaries.
• 51:22
  Nice? Yeah, bro, I actually got one, Like when it you
• 51:24
  know, I do the cells repon and stuff, so like I went,
• 51:28
  I got into one that I personally like, dude, I've been there so
• 51:30
  many times that they actually offered me a job and stuff. Bro. So
• 51:32
  like I knew my I know my stuff, you know what I mean.
• 51:36
  When you come from cannabis culture and like, actually you're about it, bro,
• 51:38
  you know a lot more than just the average Joe that's like, oh
• 51:42
  yeah, so Diva into the dog like half that shit's all the same anyways,
• 51:46
  of course, yeah, no, I feel you. What's the next
• 51:52
  one. I'm trying to look at the homie shit real quick. He'd be
• 52:00
  going to the sessions. I want to go sometimes, Dog, I want
• 52:04
  to start going again. Sometimes I like how much for tomorrow? Yeah,
• 52:10
  but that's but we got fire. But Savior comes back with quality and I'm
• 52:15
  like that's what. Yeah. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes he's just like,
• 52:20
  man, you should have just got my ship. You're an idiot. There's
• 52:23
  a lot of hit or miss stuff. It is no. You gotta know
• 52:25
  you're share you gotta know who you go to, and you gotta you can't
• 52:29
  fall for the cheap price. H Yeah, yeah, you can't fall the
• 52:32
  prices that are cheap. It's like sometimes they're good and sometimes like everything else.
• 52:38
  Yeah, yeah, but that's was the last one. My bad.
• 52:43
  I'm looking up where we're at right now. There's the one that we're at
• 52:46
  like that I know for sure that we're at that I got into is a
• 52:51
  cake house in Wildemore and uh Mber and Lake Elsinore Hotel, Big about Elson,
• 52:58
  Dog, the King's out there. I'm gonna try to get a couple
• 53:00
  more right there. Fuck you, why are you such a hater? Your
• 53:02
  fucking Bay Pens are out there too. Shout out to Glove Gobo. I
• 53:06
  think they're in Lake Elsinors well, don't be a hater, all right,
• 53:10
  So we got hope you're not gonna buy your ship if you're just like to
• 53:14
  Lake Elson for that. It's kind of like, you know, the Capitol
• 53:15
  There we go, see there we go Capital Dog. So we got SBC
• 53:22
  Ember, Lake Elsinore, the Atrium Store, uh Mark and Dash Marching Dash,
• 53:30
  Saber Springs Ember, We are k Lover Cake, Cal Swildemar, The
• 53:36
  Prime Leaf Life, Sorry Stizzy, Downtown l A Jet Room, Strains Paris,
• 53:43
  Blue Diamond Experience, Blue Diamond Lounge, Cal Green Medical, Cal Green
• 53:49
  eight O five from the Earth Official, and Green Green Pro Organics. And
• 53:53
  we're gonna be in quite a few more pretty soon. We're just working on
• 53:57
  it. But just so you got know, everything is solivanless and we try
• 54:02
  to make everything with like just just the intent is like from from the beginning
• 54:09
  of it to the end of it. When it cuts to you, it's
• 54:12
  like it's it's gonna be preserved as best as we can, and the terpenes
• 54:15
  and everything on it, it's like you guys, could you guys could come
• 54:19
  through this weekend and you'll know if you'd like to check it out. I's
• 54:22
  just kick if you know what I mean, pull up. You're gonna be
• 54:28
  selling your body me. Yeah, that's the price. Friend brought the men
• 54:32
  out there, bro, but Chili will be Chili will be selling her little
• 54:37
  fucking uh little pins in her artwork with the buttole on it. Everybody loved
• 54:40
  that last last time. They thought it was mine for some reason. First
• 54:43
  of all, I don't that's not confirmed that it's her asshole. Dude,
• 54:46
  Bro, who did she get the fucking bro Like? Who else didn't?
• 54:51
  Who's bro, it's your art? Like I asked who and she said,
• 54:53
  oh, I don't know. I was like, and I looked at it
• 54:55
  even. I was like, you know, everyone things that's your asshole,
• 54:58
  right. She's like, really, that why they're buying it. I was
• 55:00
  like, yes, in those titties that they're you're they literally think they're by
• 55:04
  your titties. They're like, oh, dude, I don't have to buy
• 55:06
  them. I just have to I don't have to buy there you go.
• 55:08
  They will be there, so bring cash. But yeah, make sure,
• 55:13
  yeah, make sure you guys are Somebody said, actually, do just degrades
• 55:17
  come through to the event for that that fire ass food in that event,
• 55:21
  it's gonna be dope, like, uh, Rock's going to be there or
• 55:23
  not Rock, or who's gonna be DJ DJ C rock Rock. I don't
• 55:28
  know if Rock Samps is gonna be I think'll be out of town. Actually,
• 55:30
  yeah, he's out of town town. What's the other thing that they
• 55:36
  say? I don't know? Yeah, we used to say it used to
• 55:39
  be like I'm in Miami fucking whares. Yeah, I can't wait to get
• 55:55
  g t A six. Well, you know you have to wait till next
• 55:59
  fucking year, like twenty twenty five. Like this year don't count. This
• 56:01
  is already twenty twenty four. Do you gotta wait till twenty twenty five?
• 56:04
  And you don't even know what month in twenty twenty five? Oh wait,
• 56:07
  it's not to wait one more year, so it's not next year. You
• 56:09
  gotta wait all of twenty twenty fours. It's just a little fucking it's the
• 56:13
  worst. They literally gave you a teaser for nothing. It gives you enough
• 56:15
  time to buy that console. Oh I don't know. I got a PC
• 56:21
  option, but got a year option by that time. Even by that time,
• 56:23
  he's was gonna find a fucking one at the Swampy for one hundred bucks.
• 56:28
  Nah, I've it's for honesty. None of the resellers kind of fucked
• 56:32
  up the Swammi game foods at the swammy Dog, they'd be setting shit for
• 56:36
  the high now dog, I'd be looking at somebody's fools and it's just be
• 56:38
  like, man, fuck you, it's over. Huh it's overdog, yeamn
• 56:43
  over. Like It's like how like Disney adults ruined Disneyland. It took ten
• 56:47
  years. It wasn't like that ten years ago. No, it was not
• 56:51
  ten years. I mean it was not like that ten years ago. You
• 56:53
  can still find a good deal with the Swami. But like now, bro,
• 56:57
  people fucking know bro, every like their inflation hit the swap meat,
• 57:00
  I'll tell you that much like food's being there. They'd be talking about it
• 57:04
  like, oh, every ten dollars, ten dollars, fifteen dollars, twenty
• 57:07
  dollars. I'm like, bro, like like ten years ago, bro,
• 57:09
  like they burned the spot. Bro, Like literally, let of people burn
• 57:13
  the fucking spot. It's like running up now the foods are just running it
• 57:16
  up. They're like whoo's like a lot of the band dogs. Yeah,
• 57:20
  bro, like for like a dog like shit, this is like should be
• 57:22
  a dollar. It's because you go to these a lace Swammans and I know
• 57:25
  this is where we fuck you bitch. I go far as fuck. I
• 57:28
  go to like Santa Clarita. No go to a lake Elston Swammy go to
• 57:31
  lack Elson. Swamy Dog shout out to like Elson. Again, we got
• 57:35
  swammy Dog and I can so I can fucking have like twenty chat moy vendors
• 57:38
  offered me the same shit. Fuck off, yeah around him. I don't
• 57:44
  know what you see Winchester. See now, don't go to Winchester. That's
• 57:47
  a lot to macula shit, it's a lot to make it. You know,
• 57:50
  Tommy used to go out of town, uh, pound town. They
• 57:52
  used to go out of town. Uh to different thrift stores. I would
• 57:57
  go to different thrift stores too, But it just the pants bro, Like
• 58:00
  you know, I'm like for real, and I know it's not your thing,
• 58:04
  but like I think going out of state, that's what I meant,
• 58:07
  stay out of town. Yeah, but whatever that state. If you went
• 58:12
  out of state like that, but then you got to bring all that ship
• 58:14
  back like fucking like American pickers, American pickers and ship dog. That's how
• 58:20
  it's done. That is really where the money's at like those rural areas you
• 58:23
  going to La. Everybody's in the game, Dog, everybody's trying to make
• 58:25
  a fucking dollar off of everybody else. You buy something and you sell it,
• 58:29
  then you sell it, then you sell it. Now it's morm Now
• 58:30
  it's just it's sad, broh honestly, dog Like, Like I drive around
• 58:37
  La, Bro, like yesterday, we want you know, I want to
• 58:38
  go buy the Christmas tream. Lady. There's if you're a certain kind of
• 58:45
  person, Dog, and you cap certain values, I think LA will kill
• 58:49
  you young because you're just angry every day. There's so many things in the
• 58:52
  city that make me angry. I'm just like, I just can't possibly live
• 58:54
  here for the next so many people, bro, for the rest of my
• 58:58
  life. I just don't see it that way. I just see myself maybe
• 59:00
  like owning that house that my parents have and eventually that being passed on and
• 59:05
  just preserving to that property. But eventually, like dude, like I had,
• 59:12
  like, you gotta start looking everywhere else, bro, Like if you're
• 59:15
  if you're if you're my generation, bro, invest your fucking eggs into other
• 59:20
  baskets. Bro, Like I'm looking at it. I'm like, okay,
• 59:22
  cool. I'm like, what's what are the development plants in Japan? I'm
• 59:25
  like, cool, woll Like, next time I go over there, I
• 59:28
  want to talk to a real estate person, be like, how can I
• 59:30
  get property out here? House is sixty six thousand dollars? Fucking Tourism is
• 59:35
  gonna be going back to the roof. God forbid, we have another fucking
• 59:37
  COVID. You know what I mean. Tourism is gonna go be going through
• 59:39
  the roof. They're building a lot of theme parks. Why don't I just
• 59:42
  build airbnb house? Have a like this little fucking income coming in left and
• 59:45
  right, you know what I mean? If a house out there, you
• 59:46
  could get a house out there, two story house for sixty six thousand dollars.
• 59:50
  Bro, Cash, I'm like, go sixty six thousand American, you
• 59:54
  can find me fucked up, bro, Like what am I the fuck am
• 59:58
  I doing here? But then again, you gotta have to have all these
• 1:00:00
  different kind of hustles, bro, Like like I would consider owning a property
• 1:00:05
  now Salvador now, but then again I have to wait to see how that
• 1:00:09
  prison fans out. Bro. I respect your entrepreneur, Like might say,
• 1:00:14
  bro, because you don't want to just be like, I don't want to
• 1:00:15
  leave l A like completely, bro, but I want but I want to
• 1:00:17
  be able to at least maybe afford the house in Big Bear. I feel
• 1:00:21
  you where I'm like comfortable, and I have other streams of income coming in.
• 1:00:24
  California has so many beautiful places offered, you know what I mean.
• 1:00:28
  It's the craziest thing. And not for nothing. I was watching, uh,
• 1:00:30
  like, I was watching this interview on the Danny Mullen podcast. He
• 1:00:34
  had Johnny Mitchell on, which obviously they made that fool feel uncomfortable as fuck
• 1:00:37
  on that podcast, bro, Like, give me some background. They had
• 1:00:40
  rat Dick in there, and then that fool stink and he and they had
• 1:00:44
  this one fool, This fool fucking has like the craziest fucking like, well,
• 1:00:47
  if you've ever met Rat Dick, it's exactly what you fucking He's disgusted,
• 1:00:52
  h boll. He don't funk around though, he's yeah, he's disgusting,
• 1:00:55
  and so and then he and then he has this one fool he rolls
• 1:00:59
  with called big Cha or big Cha and like this fools fucking has diabetes and
• 1:01:04
  get his leg amputated and it's fucking bad. Oh my god, So this
• 1:01:07
  episode and Dave Johnny Mitchell on this fucking episode. Bro, I felt bad
• 1:01:10
  for him, bro. Bro. So so rad Dick shows up and he's
• 1:01:15
  on Molly. He's like, I took him allie before I came here,
• 1:01:16
  kind of like on some rast. He doesn't care. You can give me
• 1:01:21
  any drug. He'll do it if you literally want to be like hey,
• 1:01:22
  I'll give you this if you do so, like yeah, like so he
• 1:01:24
  showed up and kept interrupting like crazy Tommy the fucking podcast, right, and
• 1:01:29
  then fucking Johnny Mitchell's like Johnny Mitchell's like hey dude, like you fucking stink,
• 1:01:32
  bro, stay away from me. Like Johnny's like, hey dude,
• 1:01:35
  like this is bad. And then the other fool's like all fucking tranked out
• 1:01:38
  or fucking Heroin Dow the big ass fat fou And then they're like these foes
• 1:01:42
  are talking about They're like, Yo, how did how come you came in
• 1:01:45
  with bandages on your leg this time? Because his legs are fucking so huge.
• 1:01:49
  This fool has gang green yeah, and then he makes rat Dick take
• 1:01:52
  the bandages off. That smells nasty, yeah, And then fucking Johnny Mitchell's
• 1:01:57
  like, no, stop, like it's fucking disgusting. Yeah, it was.
• 1:02:00
  You get gang green in World War One. You have to be you
• 1:02:05
  know, because it starts fucking ripping when you die with the diabetes. Bro.
• 1:02:08
  Yeah, like you know, like so he has to get it,
• 1:02:10
  might have to get as they gamputated. Gang green looks black, right,
• 1:02:14
  and it's something. It's like it's like green and black, bro. It's
• 1:02:16
  it's when you so like during World War One, the soldier used to get
• 1:02:20
  it because you get a cut, but there's so much water that your body
• 1:02:23
  can't can't starve it up. We start getting gang green. That shit is
• 1:02:29
  bad, bad, Yeah, you can get it with diabetes. It was
• 1:02:32
  just very disgusting. I don't know what my point was, but you're making
• 1:02:36
  a point about that that dude you're talking about, like how nasty. He
• 1:02:38
  was just something behind that though. Yeah, but it was just fucking disgusting,
• 1:02:44
  bro. Like it was just fucking like I was like, oh my
• 1:02:47
  god, it just felt bad. But yeah, it was like a bacteria
• 1:02:51
  infection. And you know what, let's go to fucking Patreon only. I'm
• 1:02:53
  sorry y'all whoever's on here. Patre only okay, so whoever's on here,
• 1:02:58
  but you better join Patreontos if you want to rewatch it. If not,
• 1:03:01
  you know, keep them super Supertest coming. Save save a few dollars,
• 1:03:06
  go go recycle some cans. You got the bucks right there? Yeah,
• 1:03:08
  straight up, even if it is just for one month, somebody, it
• 1:03:12
  is a good month, though, somebody the audacity of financial strain. I
• 1:03:17
  fucking got pissed. Dog, fucking got mad. Dog the fucking excuse bro,
• 1:03:24
  some people. I mean, I'm not shot the fuck up dog like
• 1:03:28
  dog oh man, Like I don't know for I mean, it sounds lame,
• 1:03:32
  but I've canceled Netflix because I'm like, man, I don't pay for
• 1:03:36
  shiit no more. Hey, but that's like what twenty five bucks now,
• 1:03:38
  I don't know how much it is anymore. But I real fan. You're
• 1:03:42
  a real fan. Dog, That's all I gotta say. I'm not hating,
• 1:03:44
  but sometimes you're like, yeah, I was just mad. It's not
• 1:03:49
  like a faller. Come. He sound like TOMPs the girl. Some fools
• 1:03:52
  be going through I would be video you see that video? Yeah, I
• 1:03:55
  was way I would be way worse. He called this his fans poor to
• 1:04:00
  the girl went on his little ram started calling his fans poor, and he's
• 1:04:03
  like, it's not my fault. He can't afford fucking rolexes and fucking fly
• 1:04:08
  private And Okay, first of all, he did that because people kept,
• 1:04:11
  like I think, they kept like harassing them or something like that, like
• 1:04:14
  they went out of his way to fucking call him an asshole or something like
• 1:04:16
  that or just and then he snapped. He was like, man, fuck
• 1:04:18
  you guys. You guys are making me feel bad just because I bought myself
• 1:04:21
  like the one nice Okay, no, no, no, But Tom also
• 1:04:25
  does this. So I mean because I would would watch these episodes and I'm
• 1:04:27
  like, all right, why am I watching this episode? So Tom will
• 1:04:30
  sit there and be like, so I bought this watch and I found out
• 1:04:33
  it's not even a nice watch. Let me get on. Fucking uh,
• 1:04:38
  mister wonderful. You guys know fucking Cam O'Leary to talk about real watches.
• 1:04:42
  So they started talking about like real real watches, like house like million dollar
• 1:04:47
  watches. I don't even think I would do shit like that, Like bro,
• 1:04:49
  I would be that asshole that would be like, hey, we gotta
• 1:04:51
  go to this watch place. They got the McDonald's release, like I would
• 1:04:55
  be a collection of stupid shit. Yeah, so you see what I mean?
• 1:04:58
  Yeah? Yeah, So then everyone wanna start telling him, like you're
• 1:05:00
  making you're looking like an elite. I bought a fucking roll legs bro,
• 1:05:03
  Like and when I was third, when I turned thirty, it's like I
• 1:05:05
  wanted it on my goals and I don't even wear that bitch. Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  But I was talking about the state of California because of the state of California.
• 1:05:14
  Bro, Like it's fucking nasty to be in California. Bro. You
• 1:05:16
  drive around, bro, like the streets are fucking thirty. Bro, Like,
• 1:05:20
  you're blaming California for Rattick. H you're blaming California for Rattick in its
• 1:05:27
  frame with gain Guard and fucking I don't know what that because you finally just
• 1:05:32
  be like, oh yeah, California. I was like, wait up,
• 1:05:35
  did that just somehow did we tie in the state of California with talking about
• 1:05:40
  Rattick talk about watches? It's like, because it's not even worthy to wear
• 1:05:44
  that ship, bro, because you're you're worried about you're gonna have yeah dog,
• 1:05:48
  like I gotta lead, yeah, bro, Like it's it's I don't
• 1:05:51
  like fucking shopping out here, bro, Like I just I worry about what
• 1:05:57
  my mom's out in the street. Bro. People are fucking stupid. Brood
• 1:06:00
  has really fallen off, and people still keep rushing over here, like,
• 1:06:02
  oh, let me go ahead and hit on over here, like food.
• 1:06:06
  Like there's no escaping the homeless or the traffic. Yeah, like there's really
• 1:06:12
  no escape traffic for sure. In the Shady show. All right, serious
• 1:06:15
  question. I've only lived in LA for like about two years. He's like
• 1:06:19
  top or bottom? Fuck you always got shit? No serious question, serious
• 1:06:25
  question without ease on his fucking Patreon faggot ass comments fuck you faggy exactly see
• 1:06:31
  but oh no, no, serious question, serious question. I lived in
• 1:06:34
  LA for two years now I live in Glendale, and we both hate these
• 1:06:39
  things. But which one would you rather get rid of? The traffic or
• 1:06:42
  the homeless? All of it? It's all gone down. It's all gone
• 1:06:45
  No traffic like you can get to work in fifteen minutes, No one don't
• 1:06:49
  or no homeless is like you can walk down the street home all right down
• 1:06:54
  the back past now home down the bats although we're like they don't steal anything
• 1:06:59
  as and you can leave your doors open, like we're talking like no,
• 1:07:02
  not like no crime too, there's still crime. But wait wait, because
• 1:07:04
  that's the result of no homelessness. Yeah, we're talking about the homeless.
• 1:07:10
  Crime is gone, not that there's still crime like crime crime, like people
• 1:07:13
  still get murdered, your doors still yeah, okay, still lock your doors,
• 1:07:15
  play DJ. But I said, big Bear is getting a lot of
• 1:07:17
  homeless. Don't worry. Winter comes around, old man. Winter you got
• 1:07:24
  popsicles in the street. But real though, back to my question, though,
• 1:07:28
  people, you guys lived here longer than I have, Right, the
• 1:07:31
  traffic or the homeless? Which one are you? Great? What is your
• 1:07:33
  answer and why I'd rather have no homeless? Why? Because man like the
• 1:07:41
  homeless? Is it because you feel bad for the homeless and humanity? Is
• 1:07:44
  that it feels bad? Don't don't tell me that's why, because now I'm
• 1:07:46
  like them, because everybody has. Everybody has in the society when there's no
• 1:07:58
  like fuck you, David, if you fucking picked the homeless, I mean,
• 1:08:01
  if you pick the fucking uh traffic traffic dog. Hell yeah, I
• 1:08:05
  hate the traffic. Bro. My back hurts because of traffic. Dog.
• 1:08:08
  I sit there and traffic it takes me forty five minutes sometimes to drive thirteen
• 1:08:13
  miles. Sometimes I want to go hit up. I don't know. Sometimes
• 1:08:16
  I want to go eat someplace and I'm like, oh, it's right down
• 1:08:18
  the street, and then you look it up, it's not right down the
• 1:08:21
  street. It is down the street. But now with this traffic, isn't
• 1:08:25
  it crazy? How far? Like Okay, check this out. You go
• 1:08:27
  to Arizona, bro, and it's like something that would take you, you
• 1:08:30
  know, fucking an hour to get to out here. It's like thirty minutes.
• 1:08:33
  Bro. Yeah, dude, all right, what what what are you
• 1:08:36
  choosing? Dad Box got on the mic, sit for sure, I'm gonna
• 1:08:42
  choose homelessness, because like, I feel bad for homeless people, bro,
• 1:08:45
  And they're gonna gonna be homeless somewhere else. I just said, No,
• 1:08:47
  I said in La I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say this forward the homeless.
• 1:08:54
  I never said that this was gonna be a utopia, Okay. I
• 1:08:58
  didn't say that the homeless is gonna get a house all of a sudden and
• 1:09:00
  everyone's gonna get a three bedroom apartment and you can no. I just said
• 1:09:04
  they're not here in La. We put them in jails. Yeah, okay,
• 1:09:08
  I just said we get rid of them. No one said that,
• 1:09:10
  No, no, no, y'all him up, you're going to jam.
• 1:09:13
  Yeah, dude, this is like I love how y'all I was gonna.
• 1:09:15
  I was giving you as this this happy, happy fairy tale ending. No,
• 1:09:19
  they go to jail, dog, then we'll be taking the traffic all
• 1:09:25
  day, take traffic all day. Then, that's what I'm saying. Sorry,
• 1:09:28
  homeless people, dude, homeless dude, homelessness going to jail, going
• 1:09:31
  jail. You've seen that video straight almost like jail. You're cooking fish straight
• 1:09:36
  to jail, straight to I'll be like, I'll be like, man,
• 1:09:41
  you get an evaluation every five years. That'd be the that'd be the only
• 1:09:45
  thing. Like you gotta every year, every year, every year, every
• 1:09:48
  if you're if you're a violent homeless offender, like, okay, you went
• 1:09:51
  buy it. I just said homeless. The majority of these fools have records
• 1:09:55
  dogs. So like, if you're one of these fools that you're like,
• 1:09:57
  hey, bro, this wool has fucking broken into eight walk greens and fucking
• 1:10:00
  almost towards two buildings. I'm sorry, bro, you gotta pay five you
• 1:10:03
  gotta spend five years taking uh classes that combin and then uh and then straight
• 1:10:14
  up fucking like if you pass that test in five years, hey, I'm
• 1:10:17
  sorry, but if not, said license, plase covering on this. You
• 1:10:23
  don't you need that labor. We don't need to give that ship to China.
• 1:10:26
  We don't need to give that ship to India. What fucking have the
• 1:10:28
  homeless do it? Bro? Like literally, like, have these foods?
• 1:10:31
  Fucking clean the fucking freeways. Bro, there's so much fucking garbage in the
• 1:10:34
  street. Bros. Hey, bro, you don't want to be a part
• 1:10:38
  of society. You can't do it. I'm sorry. You're going to jail
• 1:10:41
  and you want to get out of jail. You want to go out for
• 1:10:43
  fresh air. I'm sorry. Go clean the fucking freeways. Go do this
• 1:10:45
  ship. We'll pay you. We should put on the city like the city
• 1:10:49
  Committee. Sometimes you need to be a little fascist ray to tell them about
• 1:10:55
  tell them about that video you said, Oh remember it's like, oh,
• 1:11:02
  dog, I love these fools, dog long video and I didn't watch it,
• 1:11:08
  but dog, what's it called? All all posts so we can post
• 1:11:15
  it on instag on patren don't worrybout it. I know, but I want
• 1:11:17
  to shout them out so because I want to want this to be clippable.
• 1:11:20
  So happy we got this. Gotta happened in California. Let's run it.
• 1:11:26
  It's like these people that go around helping like homeless people. Right, yeah,
• 1:11:30
  he loves it. I don't know why. So here it is,
• 1:11:33
  here it is. There's this company that's in Mexico, if I'm not mistaken,
• 1:11:38
  so in Mexico. So in Mexico. I don't know if you guys
• 1:11:41
  know, but it's completely legal. Like if you're like, if your husband
• 1:11:45
  or your your son is a drug addict, you can call a rehab place
• 1:11:48
  and they show up like boot camp and they kidnap you, like fucking uh
• 1:11:51
  like squid games. They're like like they like like they'd be like, hey,
• 1:11:56
  stunning the bodies to Mando and then it's supposed to be like comest Star.
• 1:12:00
  They w'll be that key and and then fucking fools will be like you
• 1:12:03
  haven't sallow and they'll be like that they made and they fucking put him in
• 1:12:08
  a van. They take him to us, to a fucking place and then
• 1:12:11
  I'm go on, those dogs they tie you up and they're gonna be like,
• 1:12:13
  you're gonna detox yourself, bitch, and then we're gonna talk about God.
• 1:12:15
  You're gonna learn the love God. Like, I know it's kind of
• 1:12:17
  fucked up, but some of these fools need that ship. So so.
• 1:12:21
  And I know a drug addict out there. He used to be a drug
• 1:12:25
  addict. He used to be hooked on metha lot. And this fool works
• 1:12:27
  for Rockstar out there promotions and Uhbo s Lucas. This fool like he said
• 1:12:35
  that like his family did that kind of ship. And he said they treat
• 1:12:38
  him like basketball diaryas and I didn't believe it. I was like, yeah,
• 1:12:41
  he's liked they put him in like a little of the hole and they
• 1:12:43
  would just give him the minimal food until like this fool like got the fucking
• 1:12:46
  the relapse ship out of him and then they started fixing him. I ran
• 1:12:53
  into this page called there's this page called Patruia Speedy dot Olfi and on Instagram,
• 1:13:00
  Yeah, and it's called off and they're based out of Baja Tejuanaja,
• 1:13:06
  California and Tijuana and dogs. So these fools show up right and and there's
• 1:13:12
  some ship. Bro. These fools show up and they're like in a tunnel
• 1:13:15
  and they pick the hearts of the homeless, right They're like, hey,
• 1:13:16
  I got a homeless living in the tunnel right there. And everybody's like yeah,
• 1:13:19
  man, this fool's over there, he's making a mesk and this is
• 1:13:21
  and that, and this fool shows up with a van and they're not they're
• 1:13:25
  not intimidating foods. And it was just like Comosta co Like he talks to
• 1:13:30
  her, he bigs him up right, like he's like almost like he tells
• 1:13:33
  you, he tells him like that right, yeah, he's he's he's like
• 1:13:36
  Josem. Then goes talk about it. They always do. And he was
• 1:13:41
  like and a lot of the fools are all like you don't kidding you.
• 1:13:44
  I stopped you Like this was all like jos Man on do Key. He
• 1:13:47
  was like yes, but then superposed to do that and then this fools are
• 1:13:51
  all like he was like yeah. And then like the fools walk up to
• 1:13:56
  the foods and they get one leg, one arm, and a lot of
• 1:13:58
  some of these fools put up a fight. They're like no, no,
• 1:14:00
  they're just like they're like yo, kid, They're just like theos May And
• 1:14:05
  at first these fools must think they're gonna die because they're like, like,
• 1:14:12
  you know what I mean. So I'm just like, fun, these think
• 1:14:13
  they're gonna be some cartel killing or something like that. And like at first
• 1:14:16
  these are freaking out and then this was the bad and they record him and
• 1:14:19
  they're like they're these are like they're like, what's a for god fort?
• 1:14:25
  And he was like the way those you know what I mean, they straight
• 1:14:30
  up they straight up like they and and at first and they take them to
• 1:14:32
  the house and then they you know, they pretty much they give they give
• 1:14:36
  these fools haircuts, They fucking they give him like pretty much rehabilitation, and
• 1:14:43
  they start teaching him to pray. And then I started seeing the updates they
• 1:14:45
  do. They do the guys, they do guy's work. That's a certain
• 1:14:49
  kind of person to be dedicated to want to help these people that are in
• 1:14:54
  that situation. And I know that you guys stick I'm insensitive, or some
• 1:14:57
  of you guys thtick, I'm insensitive. Some of you guys say that like
• 1:15:00
  everything's a fucking joke to me. Yeah, sometimes it is. Everything's a
• 1:15:02
  fucking joke to me. And I'm doing that for a lot of the you
• 1:15:05
  know, a lot of unfortunate things. But that doesn't mean that I don't
• 1:15:08
  I don't think of like solutions like yeah, bum Island was a bit extreme,
• 1:15:12
  I'm not. I don't think that's a realistic solution. But programs like
• 1:15:15
  this, I think that's like, that's that's doing God's work, bro.
• 1:15:18
  Like you're literally doing one one one bum at a time, you know what
• 1:15:23
  I mean. Like you're just literally you're literally going picking one person that's in
• 1:15:26
  this unfortunate situation and just you're you're like you're you're rehabilitating them, bro,
• 1:15:31
  And then yeah, you can be a T shirt keeping tabs on that.
• 1:15:35
  You could be a T shirt one bumount of time in facts. So I
• 1:15:39
  respect your input out because you're not just like looking at it like oh like
• 1:15:43
  I mean the video was crazy, Like ten fools sending me they're like,
• 1:15:45
  oh look this is this is like uh, they're like queer Eye for the
• 1:15:48
  straight guy. Bro. Zone would be so down to do to do like
• 1:15:51
  you know how there's a there's cop ride along. He would do a so
• 1:15:56
  fucking homeless right along where he goes and he goes and saves the homeless,
• 1:16:00
  and he's gonna be like really believe in God, but he'd be like Thomas,
• 1:16:06
  don't say that. I believe in God, I know, but like
• 1:16:09
  not church God, not the way they do, Like you wouldn't be part
• 1:16:11
  of that because that's the church organization that does that. I feel like he's
• 1:16:14
  don want solutions though, you feel me yeah, but I'm saying you'd go
• 1:16:16
  you you go as in part of the group. I was like, it's
• 1:16:19
  almost like that. And I can see his being at like a ride along
• 1:16:27
  and be like homeless patrol, patrol, we're getting you off the streets today.
• 1:16:33
  Put a potato sack over this will and be like all right, bro,
• 1:16:35
  No, that's that's how you know you think it's a cartel? Yeah,
• 1:16:40
  bro, you to cross on the potato sack you see Kanye West.
• 1:16:45
  Hey, but now hold on, I'm not done about this. I don't
• 1:16:47
  know this kid. I didn't know you still going over the bro, so
• 1:16:51
  I I don't I do deep And then like in the comments are the beast
• 1:16:56
  dog. The comments are the fucking best because there's a lot of people like
• 1:17:01
  ESA's cheese Day, like rude, it's not it's really not. It's not
• 1:17:09
  supposed to be. I know it's not. But he's he's gonna finds it.
• 1:17:12
  He done finds it funny, but he understands the purpose, you know,
• 1:17:15
  Like they're like they're like food, like they're just like it's no,
• 1:17:17
  it's they were like free with it there they did. Somebody saying yeah bro
• 1:17:25
  like literally bro, Like I looked through the comments, spending hours. Bro,
• 1:17:30
  I'm talking hours at least two hours bro, just like and dude,
• 1:17:33
  and remember the video I sent you, the one that's ten minutes. That
• 1:17:36
  fool was crazy. Oh yeah, no, no, trust me. I
• 1:17:39
  didn't think I was gonna watch this where you sending me this too many video
• 1:17:41
  for his damn man. And then I was like, dang man, that
• 1:17:44
  had been boss. And he looks he looks like start yeah and story yeah
• 1:17:49
  and story yeah. He was like, I don't know. Fuck picked that
• 1:17:54
  food up, bro, they carry that food like the food got naked dizey
• 1:17:57
  like, oh yeah, imagine you just trying to get high. You got
• 1:18:00
  no choice, bro, They're just that ship must kill your vege, these
• 1:18:03
  fools, And all of a sudden somebody comes kicks your tent. But I'm
• 1:18:11
  is there a lot of homeless in like the city of Mexico. Yeah,
• 1:18:14
  fool like TJ food because like think about it, because some of these fools
• 1:18:19
  have records, and like that ship that Trump did or I don't know who
• 1:18:23
  put it up, but like that ship still goes. That ship, that
• 1:18:27
  ship still goes about these foods getting kicked out, Yeah, and there's a
• 1:18:30
  lot of foods that like, for I remember like old school nineties immigrants like
• 1:18:34
  being angry at others, Like like those fools that get drunk all day,
• 1:18:38
  those that get all funked up. They were like, but that's what we
• 1:18:41
  did. That's the pais like you know what I mean? Like and I
• 1:18:45
  understood my uncles now because I'm just like, man, you crossed the border
• 1:18:48
  for this ship not to be a brick layer, you know what I mean,
• 1:18:56
  Like, at least be a brick layer, bro. Like if you're
• 1:18:59
  not that skilled or whatever, Like, hey, bro, come on,
• 1:19:00
  you could lay some bricks. Bro. What about those that were like inhaling
• 1:19:04
  Payton ship? Yeah, crazy ship, bro? Or like when I see
• 1:19:08
  those fucking kids, what is it? Uh fucking driving and nausing it?
• 1:19:14
  Listen, man, nass make you do some very stupid things. You guys
• 1:19:16
  saw that last episode with scumbags, What is it where I went off the
• 1:19:21
  rails, Bro, I don't remember it too bad. Zone. Yeah,
• 1:19:26
  I had to edit that ship out. Deal. Zone was going ham on
• 1:19:30
  the paint. But like yeah, like I'm all for like, you know,
• 1:19:32
  comfortable drug use, like you know that recreated shertain shirtain ship, you
• 1:19:36
  know, handling your scandal. But but all I'm saying, Bro, is
• 1:19:41
  like when you start damn man, may I got on boy right here,
• 1:19:45
  we heard you yell. Yeah, I was gonna ask look at this ship.
• 1:19:49
  I gotta pop that ship. Yeah. But all I'm saying, Bro,
• 1:19:54
  is that you got you got, Like when I see that ship all
• 1:19:58
  though no kids fucking driving and to get that is stupid, bro, Like
• 1:20:00
  you should just man, bro, like fucking crash into a wall. Bro.
• 1:20:05
  Can we all agree that that? Like we all are advocates about like
• 1:20:10
  uh, you know, like safe drug use and ship like like don't go
• 1:20:13
  don't ship, yeah, Like no, like don't like imagine your parents stupid
• 1:20:16
  ship crossing somebody crossing the border so you can fucking run over a family of
• 1:20:23
  fives. That's what I'm saying, Like get faded at home, bro,
• 1:20:25
  But like don't go driving and do it nose and ship dog Like I don't
• 1:20:28
  know about all that. Yeah, Like that is fucking crazy. Bro.
• 1:20:32
  You know what's another thing that pisces me off? Hold on, they were
• 1:20:36
  take aver what pisces me off? Fools that start a fucking conversation and tell
• 1:20:42
  me to take it over? Because I had had nothing to say. Dog,
• 1:20:45
  I was waiting for it because he was like, Yo, you don't
• 1:20:47
  have to say, oh, yeah you see Kanye West? Did you and
• 1:20:51
  George Perez Dog say something? Did you see Kanye West? I've been saying
• 1:20:55
  a lot on George, did you Seekanye West with this fucking uh? Instead
• 1:20:58
  of his kky cahood, it was black cak k hood. What does it
• 1:21:01
  making a KKK hood if it's black potfoot went up there with the fucking black
• 1:21:05
  hood. I was like, Bro, this was like always trying to find
• 1:21:10
  a way to be a drama queen, Like look at me. And then
• 1:21:12
  he puts his daughter up on stage to say he's trying to be tupac old.
• 1:21:16
  Yeah, always always all eyes on me. It's like chuck out,
• 1:21:19
  yes right. I was just like looking at it, bro, like that's
• 1:21:25
  like, I don't know, you're not taking no dabs, bitch. I
• 1:21:28
  just took a like that's where's your MAT's where's you? Matt Robertsons. I
• 1:21:30
  didn't even you didn't even tell me his fools coming and bringing to be fair
• 1:21:34
  last night? Yeah yeah, I don't know. I would have definitely brought
• 1:21:36
  it. Yeah, but oh yeah, you know what pisses me off?
• 1:21:41
  Bro? What pisses you off? He's on? Uh? You know when
• 1:21:44
  you see the fools that fucking break into cars and uh in San Francisco.
• 1:21:47
  Yeah, like when those ones are like like the K Boys, that ship
• 1:21:51
  fucking boils my blood. Dog, I fucking get mad. Dog. Like
• 1:21:55
  honestly, bro, that shit makes me so mad because driving ninety and like
• 1:21:58
  thirty even fucking It's just like those ones are just fucking breaking into cars all
• 1:22:00
  fucking day. And I'm just like for what like that shit Like, I'm
• 1:22:05
  just it just it makes no sense. I'm like people like San Francisco is
• 1:22:10
  a worse ship. Hold, dog, I would not live out there,
• 1:22:15
  put some chicken in it and making gay. I mean, what do you
• 1:22:23
  think of from San Francisco DA? I would never live there, dog.
• 1:22:26
  I don't even want to live in LA I've said it so many times.
• 1:22:28
  This is like, this is I want to go Today was not that much
• 1:22:32
  better. We've talked about how about Sunday was Sunday was nice though the weather's
• 1:22:35
  way better. Nah, dude, Like look, man, San Diego by
• 1:22:39
  the fucking stadium, Oh my god, bro, fucking homeless Central fucking hate
• 1:22:44
  that ship. Bro. I was just like, yeah, I put that
• 1:22:45
  whole bip and ship. Fucking hate that ship. San Francisco not safe,
• 1:22:50
  Los Angeles not safe if you're kind of rich, because like, honestly,
• 1:22:54
  I don't. I just think like criminals know that, Like poor people won't
• 1:22:58
  put up a sort of shit, like you know what kind of stores are
• 1:23:00
  not closing all the fucking Asian businesses? You know why becaus Asians take the
• 1:23:05
  law into their own hand. That COVID ship, remember they're on the rus
• 1:23:10
  and No, No, that was that was the heart Rodney King right right,
• 1:23:14
  Yeah, with the fucking George Floyd and ship. No, that was
• 1:23:17
  the Rodney King riots. Yeah, don't go again. I think yes,
• 1:23:20
  some of them were doing it. So like the reason I'm asked is because
• 1:23:26
  he's on, you're more in the game and then Ray might know. But
• 1:23:28
  like I remember when I was a kid in Christmas came by. There was
• 1:23:30
  always just the hot gift, the hot gift. Is there any hot gifts
• 1:23:35
  this here? Like, I don't have kids, so I really don't want
• 1:23:36
  I'm not into that. All that ship, all that ship like a like
• 1:23:41
  r V that's coming out. As much as I love capitalism, bro all
• 1:23:44
  that ship died when Amazon came around. That ship fucking died. Broke Black
• 1:23:49
  Friday. You can go to a store. Remember Black Friday used to be
• 1:23:53
  Doorbusters, Doorbuster deals. Go to fucking uh Blockbuster, go to I mean,
• 1:23:58
  go to a uh By, go to this place, go to that.
• 1:24:01
  But literally, now you can go on Black Friday. There's nothing that's
• 1:24:05
  worth it for you to fucking go over there. I remember my dad bought
• 1:24:08
  me a Nintendo sixty four and he told me he was gonna buy it for
• 1:24:11
  me for Christmas, and I told him, I was like, better go
• 1:24:14
  soon because if they if they sell out and be really mad. It sound
• 1:24:17
  like a fucking privileged as white kid be really mad. But that used to
• 1:24:21
  happen if your parents did not go get it, they used to sell out.
• 1:24:26
  So there's no toy like that. Nah, I saw it. I
• 1:24:30
  just saw this commercial PlayStation Xbox probably, but they're but they're not selling out
• 1:24:34
  right, there's they're always a sa Romano guy. I don't know, it
• 1:24:40
  just sounds weird. I don't know. When I was a kid, that
• 1:24:42
  was always like something hot, and I was wondering, there's nothing like a
• 1:24:45
  VR. There's no nothing that drops that dropped for Christmas to be bought for
• 1:24:47
  Christmas. I saw this one thing, like, I saw this commercial that
• 1:24:51
  was like, what is it? Slide around Elmo? I remember when the
• 1:24:56
  Elmo out of the Elmo? You remember it was hot? Yeah, I
• 1:24:59
  don't think Almos that popping anymore. No, no shit, it doesn't last
• 1:25:04
  no more. It doesn't have the impact no more. Like I remember the
• 1:25:08
  nineties Bro iconic toys. There's no like there's toys that built the eighties.
• 1:25:13
  Hold on, there's toys that built the eighties, toys that built the nineties
• 1:25:16
  toys that I think. I think after the two thousands, maybe you can
• 1:25:20
  do the first two years. That's years we counts. I'm not not much
• 1:25:27
  specific they were, I'm talking about decades. I think you could maybe cover
• 1:25:30
  two thousand and twenty ten. Anything after twenty ten. The fuck technology moves
• 1:25:35
  so fast, or it would just started moving faster than nothing is timeless anymore.
• 1:25:42
  We're like, I don't think he could have like old toys that built
• 1:25:44
  the twenty twenties. I see, but I think, okay, well,
• 1:25:46
  let's ask, right, ray, is there a toy like right now that
• 1:25:48
  your daughter, your step daughter is like, yo, we need to get
• 1:25:51
  it where you're your your your wife is like, hey, they want roadblocks.
• 1:25:56
  Okay, see that's what I want. But see, but that's their
• 1:25:58
  toy, like, that's their that's what Bill tapped in. I tapped in.
• 1:26:01
  No, really, Barbie, Barbie, see there's there's still for it.
• 1:26:05
  No, Barbie, Yes, but you're not weak because my niece is
• 1:26:10
  like asking, not big caps, just like a simple Barbie. That's what
• 1:26:14
  I'm telling you. I just think we're out the loop. He's on there's
• 1:26:18
  no toys. There is a Toys r Us. We gotta go to Macy's.
• 1:26:23
  That's where Toys Russ lives. Now where a kid can be a kid?
• 1:26:27
  That is that? I don't know. I don't know. That's a
• 1:26:30
  good question. I forgot. It sounds like, yeah, these little bastards
• 1:26:33
  just want technology toys. Bro all right, so bar what's all right?
• 1:26:39
  Everybody who has fucking kids? What the fuck are your kids asking for?
• 1:26:44
  We want to know, a pull up? But no, just don't just
• 1:26:46
  put like I don't know, let me know what the fuck your kids,
• 1:26:48
  your little brothers, your little nieces that I want to know specifically, is
• 1:26:53
  I just feel bad if they're not something that they're excited for, Like I
• 1:26:55
  remember, I remember, like yo, I remember I asked for this.
• 1:26:58
  This better be under the tree. I youeh what I'm saying. I wonder
• 1:27:00
  if these kids are like, hey, I want this really bad, please
• 1:27:03
  mom? Can it be under the tree? For Xbox said soccer shoes?
• 1:27:11
  Soccer shoes out I always ask for for Christmas? Know what I saw?
• 1:27:14
  I saw what they do with soccer shoes. They take out the colmeos out
• 1:27:17
  of like four of them, they put metal ones. Oh yeah, that
• 1:27:19
  shit is hard. I was like, man, that's when it rains.
• 1:27:21
  It's for when it rains, get better attraction. I think it's just better
• 1:27:25
  attraction overall. Yeah, yeah, you don't want them all the time.
• 1:27:28
  I don't know, I saw it. It was like the specifically, Yeah,
• 1:27:31
  you don't want them all the time, trust me, because they're they
• 1:27:34
  put it in less slide. Yeah, and they put in less you're allowed
• 1:27:38
  to use them all the time too, at least not when I used to
• 1:27:40
  play. At least when we were kids, we weren't allowed to have the
• 1:27:42
  metal ones all right, Ray read some of the read some of the responses,
• 1:27:46
  video games, legos, barbies, books, school books, get buy
• 1:27:51
  them all the books talk big red boots switch led Ralph Ramo says, all
• 1:27:59
  these kids Nowaday is wand roadblocks and watching YouTube with all the ads. Be
• 1:28:05
  the hippie one hippy hippy hippie father of four older than sixteen. She wants
• 1:28:12
  a phone, thirteen year old and six year old Fortnite v bucks or PS
• 1:28:17
  five games, four year old old Bluie or Gabby's dollhouse place the kids still
• 1:28:25
  want kids? Ship dog Yeah yeah, just like have you seen some of
• 1:28:29
  these dollhouses they're fucking ball or dog Yep. I was like, yep,
• 1:28:36
  no, no, but like the ones that you see like at antique shops
• 1:28:39
  and all that stuff. Like there's like new versions of like dolls, bro
• 1:28:43
  and like these fucking dolls. Like I saw these houses that were being sold
• 1:28:45
  to the Swami dog that ship like that. Whenever I was a kid,
• 1:28:50
  I would want to destroy that ship, like God to pay. Oh,
• 1:28:54
  by the way, what quick announcement everybody out there. I'm trying to collect
• 1:28:57
  all the McNuggets from fucking McDonald's. I only have two. I got the
• 1:29:00
  Uptown mo and I got the fucking Darla bitch. I'm trying to get all
• 1:29:04
  of them. So if you could go to McDonald's for me and give the
• 1:29:06
  meal to a homeless person and bring me the nugget on Saturday, do you'll
• 1:29:10
  be great? Do you get any Do you get anything? I'll hook them
• 1:29:15
  up with so do you get anything for collecting all for all six? I
• 1:29:17
  just want them because they're like hard, you're such a little key. Yesterday
• 1:29:20
  I tried to fucking bribe the food with McDonald's. I was like, come
• 1:29:23
  on, dog, I'll give you a pen like you know what I mean,
• 1:29:26
  And was like, I can't bro like that. They're really like it's
• 1:29:28
  not like because of the Pokemon card shit that happened last time when people were
• 1:29:31
  stealing the boxes. They can't really be like just like and they're considered like
• 1:29:35
  our pieces. It's retarded. Yeah, but I thought there was something you
• 1:29:41
  get all six and you turn it in the there's this golden one that fucking
• 1:29:44
  food fucking g O Kid. Shout out to you. G O Kid,
• 1:29:47
  uh this food dog first fucking try, He's like, go get them,
• 1:29:53
  y'all gets the golden McNugget that's just worth one hundred and fifty bucks. I
• 1:29:58
  wish I cared for shit like that because you don't care about money. No,
• 1:30:01
  you don't even sell them, that's the thing you just said. You
• 1:30:03
  want to collect them. Yeah, but also the golden one. Then what
• 1:30:06
  do you want the other six? For the whole family? Exactly? For
• 1:30:11
  what you want a family of nuggets for? You guys act like you guys
• 1:30:15
  live in the fucking acre homes where there's like enough storage on storage I haven't
• 1:30:18
  already, fucking bitch, he's got like the whole shelf is full of funk
• 1:30:24
  calls. I'm like, how many more do you want? He's on Duncan's
• 1:30:27
  toy chests, Bitch, Like Jill Kid, I don't know where Joe Kid
• 1:30:30
  lives, but that's why so much ship. You don't worry about where he
• 1:30:33
  lives. The man is happy, and I'm just like, yo, i'll
• 1:30:36
  fucking bitches living his life. I ain't soccer. I've been charging all my
• 1:30:42
  collectibles. Fucking rat I'm like you all read you, all read you a
• 1:30:45
  red like you live, you the fucking yous and the cockroach that lives in
• 1:30:51
  your apartment. Fucking like leave out there, bro. Bet you themicas and
• 1:30:57
  cockroaches more artwork than you work. And it has my face on the dog.
• 1:31:01
  Only only our work in my house has my face on the dog.
• 1:31:03
  That simple dog. Somebody said. Somebody said, he's on this for sure.
• 1:31:09
  That employee that has tons of toys on his desk, I was my
• 1:31:13
  toy. Remember that desk that I had down there? Ray, how sick
• 1:31:15
  was that? It was like she was tied had the sickest desk down there.
• 1:31:19
  Nobody has that much creativity down there going on their desk. I mean
• 1:31:24
  some of them have it with filth. But you know, hey, but
• 1:31:28
  but in reality, life is just like all about like customizing your own ship,
• 1:31:30
  bro. Like for instance, like this torch and ship. Yeah,
• 1:31:33
  I did that all myself, bro, you know, like the dabber that
• 1:31:35
  I did, like I showed you earlier. That's the that's the fun part,
• 1:31:40
  bro, That's what yeah you should see. I'm not even like that.
• 1:31:42
  I don't even really like stick the laptop has because this predictab laptop.
• 1:31:45
  You need you need a little you need a little pizazz in your life.
• 1:31:47
  Bro, enough pozass, but check it out. Like I have a lot
• 1:31:54
  of I have a lot of fun all the time. I just went to
• 1:31:56
  my first fucking football game that she was dope. Like, No, I
• 1:32:00
  mean like you need like more creativity ship popping in your life. Yeah,
• 1:32:03
  like get yourself like a custom pair of Yeah, Like okay, Like,
• 1:32:09
  yeah, that's exactly what. Look, hey, that's exactly what I'm talking
• 1:32:12
  about. You're not gonna collect or give a fuck about all the McNuggets like
• 1:32:15
  I am, but maybe fucking like be like, all right, man,
• 1:32:17
  I'm gonna get me a pair of fucking J's and be like, look,
• 1:32:20
  listen, let me let me talk fucking Tommy. But I'm talking about like
• 1:32:25
  something where it's like, all right, man, I'm gonna get a pair
• 1:32:28
  of this custom but I'm gonna I usually get rid of blood because I have
• 1:32:30
  to dy like this, but I'm just gonna get creative on this one,
• 1:32:34
  you know what I mean. Do something different where it's like where it's like,
• 1:32:40
  oh, like we might even not even expect it, and be like
• 1:32:42
  it's gonna get everybody's attention. Damn, that's so different. I can't help
• 1:32:45
  but to compliment his shoes. And then certain ship like that where you had
• 1:32:48
  to use the creative juices in your brain will help stimulate that ship for you
• 1:32:51
  to fucking have, Like, oh man, I gotta fucking I gotta creativity
• 1:32:57
  spurt, and maybe I should fucking make maybe a merch design two fully toxic
• 1:33:00
  designs that I wear overalls for? What would make fun of me if I
• 1:33:03
  were overalls for? What? Why would you wear overs? So it be
• 1:33:06
  creative? Like fucking you're making me feel like should I wear something? Said?
• 1:33:10
  He said that? He said, Jordan's because that's something you would buy,
• 1:33:13
  Bro, like something you know that's something that that's something about you,
• 1:33:15
  or like maybe create a fucking yeah, but that's more of a status thing,
• 1:33:20
  Like that's kind of like more of like a thinking for your brain.
• 1:33:23
  Or maybe like design your own jersey? How about that something like that?
• 1:33:27
  Yeah, Like you asked me for those bags, We don't smoke the same
• 1:33:29
  bags go so hard. That's a lot. But I'm just saying, bro,
• 1:33:34
  like you need something to stimulate that dope meine for to put that creative
• 1:33:39
  ship on the side, like not just dope. I mean that that comes
• 1:33:41
  from like oh I just got laid. That's not the same crew. That
• 1:33:44
  doesn't that that makes you feel good, no doubt. But I'm just saying
• 1:33:47
  like, like the creativity, Like I like I if you know, if
• 1:33:51
  you if you want to because you know you're like you don't get when you
• 1:33:54
  say you don't get, like why do you get this joy off straight and
• 1:33:57
  ship? Like that is that why? That's why? Because I get like
• 1:34:00
  shirt of dopamine from collecting ship or stuff like that, and I feel that
• 1:34:03
  like you don't get that kind of dopamine that I get, Like, yeah,
• 1:34:06
  you get other dope, other forms of dopamine, but like you're lacking
• 1:34:12
  now, like like you're caring about the dunets like dude, Like they're just
• 1:34:15
  And that's why I thought there was a price. At the end, I
• 1:34:17
  was like, the whole collection is worth some money, but like I just
• 1:34:20
  want them. They're cool, bro like and it's kind of cool when you
• 1:34:24
  take their wigs off because they all look like me the fucking well, not
• 1:34:29
  really like me. I'm not that big. It kind of they kind of
• 1:34:31
  look like Dono see that picture of do with his shirt. Oh yeah,
• 1:34:35
  I love. I love what you told me too, because I wasn't gonna
• 1:34:39
  read the comments. You're like, it's the number one comment. When it
• 1:34:41
  was like that's my dog, I was like, you know, he fucking
• 1:34:47
  saw it. You know he saign too that without funny though, shout to
• 1:34:53
  him. He's killing it. He's doing this thing. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 1:34:56
  see if they have any other hats for fucking I don't know. I want
• 1:34:59
  that hat that I liked, no disrespect to him, because hey, the
• 1:35:02
  dude's doing it. I'll figure out how to go viral at some point in
• 1:35:06
  my career. I just don't know. I just I feel like that's what
• 1:35:09
  it is. I don't want to go viral for the wrong reasons though,
• 1:35:13
  you know what I'm saying. I see, but like I'll be honest with
• 1:35:15
  you, he's don't. I honestly think like you do. You know,
• 1:35:17
  he can't go anywhere he's at that at that fame right now where he go,
• 1:35:20
  Like, dude, I ran into him at at day trip, and
• 1:35:25
  I ran into him at hard Summer and I took a picture of him and
• 1:35:28
  he was cool with me because I'm on his homies. But everybody was trying
• 1:35:30
  to take a picture with him. Even the person that I was with was
• 1:35:32
  like, Yo, don't you know that phone? And I was like,
• 1:35:34
  oh, you're looking at I'm gonna say, what's up? Bro, I
• 1:35:36
  don't think you would like it. I don't think you'd be cool with it.
• 1:35:40
  If you went bowling and all of a sudden you can't bowl because fucking
• 1:35:43
  your fans are there and they heard you on Power one oh six, you'd
• 1:35:45
  be like, man, and I need a private bowling session. I would
• 1:35:49
  just join the league and then I'd be like, ah, you gotta pay
• 1:35:53
  thirty dollars to come in this bowling alley, and then I'll be you know
• 1:35:56
  I honestly, bro, these fools don't bother me, dog like like,
• 1:36:00
  I don't get bothered by like the fans. Bro. People genuinely show me
• 1:36:02
  like a like it's a lot, he gets a lot to Sorry, yeah,
• 1:36:06
  bro, but it's like, I don't know, man, it's different,
• 1:36:10
  bro Like, it depends on the type of crowd you attract, bro
• 1:36:12
  Like, cause I don't get I don't get bothered by people, bro.
• 1:36:15
  Like. People have told me some really cool shit where I'm just like I
• 1:36:17
  did that for you and I'm just like, what the fuck, bro,
• 1:36:20
  Like I was like I was just me just think like betting on shit,
• 1:36:26
  like hoping this shit pays off one day. And there's people that have gotten
• 1:36:29
  out of some dark ass places. There's people that that they they kind of
• 1:36:34
  have the same thoughts or their you know what I mean. Like I don't
• 1:36:38
  fucking know what people are going through, bro, but like sometimes people are
• 1:36:41
  going through some real life shit, and sometimes this show does shit for them.
• 1:36:45
  As corny as that sounds or as tacky as that sounds, and to
• 1:36:47
  me, like as funny as that is, I mean I'm sorry, not
• 1:36:50
  as funny, but like as as strange as that is, Like it's kind
• 1:36:55
  of satisfying where I'm just like, hey, bro, like it's enough,
• 1:36:59
  Like with do knows. It's like I just look everybody that comes up to
• 1:37:03
  you. The only reason I'm saying that I want to buckle out, that
• 1:37:06
  I would be down to buckle up for that ride or that to hit that
• 1:37:10
  caliber is because I'm thinking about the future, bro, Like I want to
• 1:37:14
  I want to secure my future. Not that I'm saying like, oh damn,
• 1:37:17
  it's not secure as it is, bro, But like you know,
• 1:37:19
  when you get endorsement deals and ship like that. That's that's serious money,
• 1:37:23
  bro, Like that is some serious money when you get like endorsement deals on
• 1:37:27
  that caliber and you're making your own custom hat and all this ship like that
• 1:37:30
  is some serious though. I feel. I'm just saying. I'm like,
• 1:37:33
  like, for the financial success aspect of it, I'm like, oh,
• 1:37:36
  okay, that would be fucking sick. I mean, do I have to
• 1:37:41
  make you have to make a sacrifice? Yeah, Like it's like, don't
• 1:37:44
  get me wrong, you think be real smiling every time he signs you guys's
• 1:37:47
  funkals when you guys fucking hunt him down at the fucking at the at the
• 1:37:50
  airport, Like do you see uh that who fucking hates that ship? Sometimes?
• 1:37:55
  Why does he do it? Because he fucking knows that you motherfuckers make
• 1:38:00
  Cypress Hill what it is. I'd like to thank you and uh x G
• 1:38:04
  and Ray as well. I mean, like real ship bro, like you're
• 1:38:10
  just a moment ago about you know what people are going through and ship bro,
• 1:38:14
  like I was going through disability dog, you know, like my back's
• 1:38:16
  all fucked up and all this ship you know, oh real yeah bro,
• 1:38:20
  So like imagine that time like I wasn't doing much, bro, I was
• 1:38:24
  just at home. So like this podcast was keeping me going bro for real.
• 1:38:27
  So like I'm sure there's other people that are going through other ship and
• 1:38:30
  whatever they're you know, like shout out to y'all, shout out to everybody,
• 1:38:32
  but like stay strong, you know what I mean. You're gonna get
• 1:38:34
  through whatever you're getting through. But y'all, y'all like say the real ship
• 1:38:40
  that like needs to be said sometimes, you know, sometimes you gotta say
• 1:38:44
  some fucking savage that ship fucking xt you over here, you know, yeah
• 1:38:47
  for real, you too, though, you know, you know, but
• 1:38:49
  like where you keep it real though, bro? And like and the thing
• 1:38:53
  is, it's like that that that that's kind of like a support in its
• 1:38:57
  own way, bro, And that's gonna pay off. Trust me. It's
• 1:38:59
  not like that hard you do. You guys do hard work. Bro.
• 1:39:01
  Oh, it's just I mean, I know, it's like a slow climb,
• 1:39:03
  Like, don't get me wrong. Like, but at the end of
• 1:39:08
  the day, like I said, the little reaction, little growth that we
• 1:39:11
  that we do get at the time, it's it's it's worth it, bro.
• 1:39:14
  Like people come say some real ship. People send us cool ship,
• 1:39:16
  like, bro, the reason we got to decorate the trees because they like
• 1:39:19
  the tradition. Bro Like, eventually it's gonna be a point where they're gonna
• 1:39:23
  send us so much ornaments. We're probably gonna have to get two trees right,
• 1:39:28
  one for each side, Like you're probably gonna I don't already know what
• 1:39:31
  you're gonna do to mind, don't even I don't even want. I was
• 1:39:33
  gonna get like a red one in a blue one, or like a snowy
• 1:39:39
  one in the green one. Sounds good. They're gonna be like, oh
• 1:39:42
  this rainbow, I was gonna put something. Yeah, I knew. I
• 1:39:46
  knew They're gonna be a couple of ornaments, ornaments all that where you're like
• 1:39:53
  rebow lights and you get white ones. I feel like, hey, that's
• 1:39:57
  all they had. I already know. I already know, already know,
• 1:40:00
  like I love it, but I'm like, fuck you guys, ha ha,
• 1:40:01
  Hello, how come my tree has glitter on it? Sparkly? Right?
• 1:40:06
  The gold dust tree? You the Xavier goes and washing it down?
• 1:40:11
  So gay when you guys put gold dust on me. I couldn't even do
• 1:40:14
  the episode like that, right, I look really good? I don't lie,
• 1:40:20
  I told you, and you guys trying to tell him. You guys
• 1:40:23
  trying to convince me that no, no, dude, you don't look to
• 1:40:25
  the madly gold Dust was like the manliest guy in the fucking cool though,
• 1:40:30
  because you pull it off. No out here gold Dust. That was for
• 1:40:36
  Halloween. Yeah, man, didn't didn't love that commercial dog break. Can
• 1:40:43
  we clip that into like a little thing so he don't know that to sing
• 1:40:45
  anymore? Yeah, I don't see what I can do good. He's don't
• 1:40:50
  be in that's just the vast dog whoa dude, I want some of those.
• 1:40:58
  That's crazy. I mean not crazy, but it's crazy how like technically,
• 1:41:01
  like we're talking about cannibalism, like people really do do cannibalism. They're
• 1:41:05
  not people, dude, I know, but technically they are. No,
• 1:41:10
  they're not, dude, They're they're chocolate people that live in the jungle.
• 1:41:13
  Then what do you just call them people if they're not people? Okay,
• 1:41:15
  I'm sorry, they're they're they're chocolate beings that live in the jungle. Okay,
• 1:41:21
  And like in the Cacal Forest, they're just like a whole fucking thing.
• 1:41:25
  Bro. They're like kind of like like like uh, like Chocolate'smrves Yeah,
• 1:41:29
  like Eminem's. Yeah, Like like last time you said eminems with that,
• 1:41:32
  I still stand by that, dude, Like literally that makes sense,
• 1:41:35
  Like all no, I still like it's like your belief, Like I still
• 1:41:41
  stand on business with that. Bro. Eminem's would be considered so racist if
• 1:41:45
  they didn't have a fucking shell. Everybody would be like, they're black face
• 1:41:49
  seeing it, they're black face seeing it. It wouldn't have lasted that long
• 1:41:55
  like that long take the shell off, bro, and then what do you
• 1:41:57
  got? Somebody get they fucking offended because of quote unquote racism. See,
• 1:42:01
  but they were smart. They give them different colors, so now I can
• 1:42:04
  do different things. They formed the rainbow, which was one they have a
• 1:42:12
  transit would be one like that peanut mixed color probably like you know how you
• 1:42:15
  mix paint, but you don't mix it like half when you're mixing it.
• 1:42:17
  Remember the eminem minis what Eminem's really tells us though, It's like, no
• 1:42:21
  matter what your color is, we're all just the same. Remember, damn,
• 1:42:28
  I'm looking at this full philosopher over here. Remember I want to remember
• 1:42:33
  that commercial. They used to have some of the best commercials in the nineties,
• 1:42:36
  commercials were the best because people actually watched them. They didn't press the
• 1:42:40
  skip button for every chance I get to the skip but I pressed skip.
• 1:42:43
  But you don't watch commercials with the nostalgic. Really, I gotful. You
• 1:42:46
  think there's good commercials anymore, there's no. It's the same commercial over and
• 1:42:50
  over and over. A couple of commercials, some of them are pretty good
• 1:42:54
  during the Super Bowl are good because they know people are watching. Yeah,
• 1:42:58
  I mean not as good as that, but it's good. It's a good
• 1:43:00
  little snack, good little visual snack. Any good jingles? Can you say
• 1:43:03
  twenty one? See that's classic that it's right there? Since one eight hundred
• 1:43:13
  cars for kids? Hey, gee, where that's just crazy? It gets
• 1:43:17
  you on the hook. Yeah, what's up? No, I might consider
• 1:43:21
  my car yeah for no reason, and you're like nah, yeah. Like
• 1:43:26
  whenever someone says I want to donate my car. My car just said,
• 1:43:28
  oh, don't forget donate one eight hundred cars for kids, and people are
• 1:43:31
  like, I'm not donating there. I'm like, well the car, they'll
• 1:43:34
  buy your car back and they'll pick it up straight up. How much ship
• 1:43:40
  from the nineties like that isn't around anymore socking boppers. Dog, you know
• 1:43:44
  how bad I wanted stocking boppers. My parents wouldn't buy them because they had
• 1:43:46
  to use a credit card and my parents didn't have a credit card because we
• 1:43:48
  were legal. Bro. It was sad those podcle man. That's what makes
• 1:43:59
  the racism there not. That's the why, dude. That is the best
• 1:44:10
  commercial, Dude. I still can't believe you haven't got anybody to send you
• 1:44:14
  fucking chocolate conguitos. I don't know Christmas is coming up. I couldn't you
• 1:44:18
  guys, they haven't. Those things are very hard to get. I haven't
• 1:44:23
  had you. I went to two exotic fucking candy shops asking for them.
• 1:44:27
  Yeah, I was like you guys, and then one of them was like,
• 1:44:30
  I know what you're talking about, but like, you know, like
• 1:44:32
  the French he smirked food like that fool was like. I was like,
• 1:44:35
  hey, you guys, so congitos here, like you guys have like you
• 1:44:39
  guys have French bakery, like a legit French breakery. They got connected,
• 1:44:44
  probably got to have like a Spanish bakery. I thought they're from front the
• 1:44:47
  Spanish, Oh, Spanish world market. Now what happened the world market.
• 1:44:55
  Probably you know you can try so, bro, Oh, dog, look
• 1:45:02
  at this? Is that another song that they have? Yeah, it's another
• 1:45:12
  commercial? Probably almost. Is that what they said? Yeah, they're like
• 1:45:20
  tech tags. Dude, you hear what he said? That way, go
• 1:45:31
  get those best steels the chokeout this conquad? What is that peanut butter?
• 1:45:39
  That peanut butter? Yeah, like's pieces? Okay, I thought they were
• 1:45:43
  just a chocolate ball. Damn, yeah he almost those gonys. Are you
• 1:45:48
  excited? Excited talking about chocolate? But are you excited about the new really?
• 1:45:53
  Walk the movie? Come on, dog, the new one's coming out,
• 1:45:56
  right, you've seen the trailer yet? No, I don't care,
• 1:46:00
  don't give a fuck, No, no nostalgia, No one love Willy Wonka
• 1:46:03
  a chocolate factory. Fucking bom bom bomp. Dude, I don't care.
• 1:46:13
  It's a lot of time. They're not real midges. Bro man, yeah,
• 1:46:15
  man, you know, I mean, man, the only time I
• 1:46:18
  get excited, y'all don't give a fine fuck. Hey, but I'm down
• 1:46:23
  to see it down the road. Yeah, I love it's actually cool.
• 1:46:28
  I hope it's gonna be good. The first one was good, the second
• 1:46:30
  one was good. I think They're pretty good, all of them so far.
• 1:46:33
  Right, Yeah, I kind of wanted do you know the one thing
• 1:46:36
  in Lily Wonka that I wanted to like go on that boat and I hate
• 1:46:40
  boats, Oh dude, that boats. When I was at Disneyland, dog,
• 1:46:44
  oh man, Like I was fucking shitting in on the fucking pirates of
• 1:46:47
  the Caribbean boat. There was too many fat asses on this fucking boat.
• 1:46:51
  Dog, Like I'm talking about like, hey, how much wait, we're
• 1:46:55
  talking if you cool like rough estimate, like there was like a whole row
• 1:47:00
  or two rows of Tommy's damn four Tommy's and fucking row dog, And then
• 1:47:04
  I'm just like it's not weighed out proportionately. I'm just like, hey,
• 1:47:08
  bro, you're gonna have to separate these hogs, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:47:11
  Like like for real, bro, Like like like you're gonna have to
• 1:47:15
  separate these this cattle over here, dog like, like put two in the
• 1:47:20
  front, put two in the back. I don't give a fuck. Pick
• 1:47:24
  a friend that you're gonna sit down with, because it doesn't make sense,
• 1:47:28
  fool dog dog. This ship was leading to the right and I was to
• 1:47:32
  the right, and I was like, whoa I was scared, Like this
• 1:47:35
  was the most uncomfortable I've ever been on Pirates of the Caribbean. Dog,
• 1:47:41
  Yes, Dog, And I was just like, oh man, fuck this,
• 1:47:44
  bro, And like for a second like like I'm like, hey,
• 1:47:46
  everybody start leading to the left, bro, like this ship from like like
• 1:47:50
  these fucking pigs are sinking the fucking boat. Dog, So you guys have
• 1:47:54
  to do that ship to say it or like yeah, dude, like why
• 1:47:59
  don't you just not get on right because I know because I didn't know.
• 1:48:02
  I didn't know that, like you know these like you know, well,
• 1:48:05
  I didn't know this. This was didn't give a fuck. This Disney employees
• 1:48:10
  didn't give a fuck. Like every time every time there's not that much,
• 1:48:15
  there's not that much. Every time it kept fucking going dog like every time
• 1:48:18
  it went into like the plate water, like I was like, oh man,
• 1:48:21
  this ship was like that CLO when I took the brand new Jordan to
• 1:48:26
  my Dumbasus was like this on the right, Yeah was that you? I
• 1:48:30
  was like yeah, I was kind of like that, bro. I was
• 1:48:33
  was Jeffy says, if you're too fat on the ride, water can't get
• 1:48:38
  in onto the boat. Yeah real, yeah, bro, like like,
• 1:48:41
  I honestly like I should have fucking looked at the people like when you're gonna
• 1:48:45
  go and water rides not for nothing, judge a little bit, like like
• 1:48:49
  like be like, hey man, fucking I'm on the next one fucking four
• 1:48:54
  plates over here. I'm gonna fucking tip the log over here while we're going
• 1:48:58
  down the fucking uh the slide. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
• 1:49:03
  dude, maybe like uh, you know, you know they'd be like,
• 1:49:09
  hey man, that lady's arm fat, it's an extra twenty pounds. Maybe
• 1:49:13
  like yeah, maybe like, don't get on that ride. I'll straight up
• 1:49:17
  ask are you insured by survival? Remember that commercial who always had a hooker
• 1:49:25
  with him? Which one was that survival insurance? Yeah? It was like,
• 1:49:33
  you need to ride? Remember that ship was It seemed like the start
• 1:49:36
  of a portal hung ray? Yeah, and it was like, hey,
• 1:49:41
  you need to ride. I don't know. Are you insured yeah by Survival?
• 1:49:47
  Nah? I can't take that ride? Yeah? Yeah, dog?
• 1:49:51
  It was fucking crazy. Do let me look at the commercial? Well I
• 1:49:54
  gotta go with dog eleven thirty? The fuck do you mean you gotta go?
• 1:50:00
  You mean? Oh wait, it's that time already. Yes, well,
• 1:50:02
  you guys can keep going, but I kind of got a goal.
• 1:50:04
  I mean, you guys can for sure handle I'm just gonna I'm looking at
• 1:50:08
  you like, hey, yeah, do two hours went by so quick?
• 1:50:11
  Bro, I'm trying to go on another three minute, but I gotta go
• 1:50:16
  like now pretty much. You guys can handle though, don't handle it all
• 1:50:19
  right? No? No, no, well just we'll cut it off right
• 1:50:21
  now. I want to take everybody. Yeah, I want to. I
• 1:50:25
  want to fucking thank everybody for tuning in. We will be I will be
• 1:50:29
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• 1:50:43
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• 1:50:47
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• 1:50:53
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• 1:50:57
  the website. Go to high Hunk Toy Drive dot event, bright dot com
• 1:51:01
  so you can go ahead and get tickets and registered for the event on Saturday.
• 1:51:06
  There will be be no show on Saturday, but I will see you
• 1:51:10
  guys there and I will be posting some of the tattoos. They will be
• 1:51:13
  available. Get them while you can because there are pieces remixed by Rosie aka
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  Baby Moth Grush. You will be doing tattoos there, Ray shout outs.
• 1:51:23
  Shout out to everybody who tuned in, and shout out to Dab Waxington for
• 1:51:29
  sure. Oh thank you. Somebody said, am I doing and whatnot?
• 1:51:31
  Yeah, I'm gonna try to do a Pokemon whatnot tonight and then I have
• 1:51:33
  another one on Sunday. I have stuff lifted already, so just look out
• 1:51:38
  for that. There's a lot of come ups. Go ahead, Boxington.
• 1:51:42
  Oh hey, thank you for having me brother, and thank you for the
• 1:51:45
  shout out. Ray. Yeah, everybody here is pretty solid. You already
• 1:51:49
  know. Please if you guys can come out to the event, it's gonna
• 1:51:54
  be on Saturday. It's gonna be I think twelve pm to six pm if
• 1:51:58
  I'm not mistaken, yep, And you know, like we're saying, just
• 1:52:01
  please, if you can bring a toy It is a toy drive. It's
• 1:52:03
  not just an event, you know, And the it's free. So like
• 1:52:09
  whatever money you could have spent on the ticket, maybe you could still get
• 1:52:11
  a ticket, a VP bag or whatever. But you know, we're gonna
• 1:52:14
  be out there showing love. And I think xt is gonna be out there
• 1:52:16
  too, yep, yep. So I just want to give a big shout
• 1:52:19
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  I'm stealing. And also shout out to my lady much left to you.
• 1:52:39
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• 1:52:43
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• 1:53:15
  though we didn't fucking win. I'll miss you with chie Leini