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OUTRO: Bangin' Dudes Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you learn bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for for dogging for to Sivern every weekday on radio. Helloe, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, you're saying a little bit naze, So you're right,
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  Speaker 1: Do I sound different?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think what it is he's just pounded
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  Speaker 2: a spicy chicken burger and so he's he's maybe got
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  Speaker 2: a bit of mucus section going on.
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  Speaker 3: See just on that front. By the way, I.
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  Speaker 2: Stop myself last night from getting the extra spicy.
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  Speaker 1: Howards, which is for some well we all love it,
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  Speaker 1: some more than others. But that's the one that we've
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  Speaker 1: been sort of referring to without mentioning the name of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking good.
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  Speaker 4: And if if you live in Auckland and you want
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  Speaker 4: the best dumplings of your life, go to eating noodles
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  Speaker 4: and get the dumplings and spices.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what I tell you?
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  Speaker 6: The thing is about it? I'm not I'm not huge
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  Speaker 6: on the dumplings.
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  Speaker 1: I love a dumpling. I like making them at home
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  Speaker 1: because they're so easy. I like eating the mat. The
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  Speaker 1: big thing about eating noodles is it's so delicious, but
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  Speaker 1: it's so cheap.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck, it's cheap, unbelief, so cheap anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: I had the one ton soup the other day, which
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  Speaker 1: is six one tons and a hot and spicy sauce. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And then I also had and now that was twelve
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  Speaker 1: dollars ninety there'll be twenty three bucks anywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Else, and quality, high quality.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had the chicken strips, the deep fried
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  Speaker 1: chicken strips, which is a full container of that shit,
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  Speaker 1: and it was it came to nineteen dollars seventy or something, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I.
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  Speaker 3: Was ram, it's it's fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 6: It really is.
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  Speaker 2: But I couldn't go full spice anyway because my wife
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  Speaker 2: wanted some and she doesn't like it too spicy, right,
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  Speaker 2: So you had xcept.
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  Speaker 6: In the bedroom man, cheese, I see does she like it?
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  Speaker 3: Actually?
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  Speaker 2: When I in terms of in terms of spice.
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  Speaker 3: When I first met my wife, no going, man, But.
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  Speaker 2: I was full spice boy. I loved You're a shocking
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  Speaker 2: little I loved Jilly. And she was at the bedroom
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  Speaker 2: or I'm talking about eating eating what eating hot food?
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  Speaker 3: Filthy bastard. And she didn't she wasn't into spice at all.
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  Speaker 2: But over the years she's developed to the point sometimes
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  Speaker 2: where she handles it better than me.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, so do you a woman handles a bit at
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  Speaker 1: that time? Believe the credible to great shame.
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  Speaker 2: On your going from I can't handle spice to out
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  Speaker 2: doing Hoidy Jay and spice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not happy about. To be fair, you've tape it
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  Speaker 3: off though massively.
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  Speaker 1: Have you.
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  Speaker 6: Have you gotten a little bit taller in these last months?
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  Speaker 3: No, I've got smaller.
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  Speaker 5: What was because of your boots? They're pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: We were we were having a conversation the other day
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  Speaker 2: and I was saying, I'm the same height as my
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  Speaker 2: wife and keys. He was like, no, you're fucking not.
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  Speaker 2: We've always been the same height. And so I went
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  Speaker 2: home that night and measured myself against my wife. I'm
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  Speaker 2: fucking way smaller than her, really, and it was like,
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  Speaker 2: I've never been way.
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  Speaker 3: Smaller than you.
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  Speaker 2: And she said, yeah, you're shrinking pretty quick to get
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  Speaker 2: on the weights men, and I was like, fuck, I
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  Speaker 2: really am.
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  Speaker 1: So the weights help you get tall, It helps you
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  Speaker 1: retain your muscles. So if you haven't got any muscle,
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  Speaker 1: then you start collapsing under the weight of your own skeleton.
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  Speaker 1: So your muscles if you maintain your muscle, because you
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  Speaker 1: lose one to two percent every single year as soon
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  Speaker 1: as you hit your forties. Right, So that's when you
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  Speaker 1: see old men and old woman there stooped over because
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  Speaker 1: they've got no muscles that the bag.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they can't support themselves.
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  Speaker 1: So you need to maintain muscle and muscle muscle mass
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  Speaker 1: to carry your fucking skeleton around the scary dude. Yeah, shrinking,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm going to put you on my fucking pocket.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fit at the moment, but I'm not doing any
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  Speaker 2: muscle work.
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  Speaker 5: Muscle work, that's what they call it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I should show you, guys, my ass man,
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  Speaker 2: it's never been more toned.
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  Speaker 5: I bet you've got the smallest little ass.
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  Speaker 2: No, not no, I don't wow. I mean compared to
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  Speaker 2: your caboose.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a decent peach man.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a fucking dumb track.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a lovely done of the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Most men don't have asses. And I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: a big deal. But I went and did a show,
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  Speaker 1: and you've done the show before. A game show hasn't
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  Speaker 1: come out yet. Easy look forward to that one brother.
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  Speaker 1: And as I was going on one of my competitors said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you've got no ass at all. As I was walking
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  Speaker 1: out for a woman.
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  Speaker 5: Did you look at her and say look at that?
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  Speaker 2: Did you say that? I, As I've said before, my
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  Speaker 2: ass was my best feature. Cute little bum, but it
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  Speaker 2: was I was getting that thing of old man bum
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  Speaker 2: where my body was absorbing my ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't just be a completely I think you're
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  Speaker 1: wasting it in those big baggy pants wearing that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I think I've got a good ass when it's naked.
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  Speaker 1: But you couldn't even call on these.
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  Speaker 5: Pants that's nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Well he's wearing he's going to type jeans that's straight down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your your ass is a shocker, Mogi, it's a shocker.
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  Speaker 3: No, there isn't hang onto its naked. Yeah, I don't think.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you should.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, oh.
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  Speaker 5: My god, you see there's something there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. How did we get onto this?
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  Speaker 1: How do we get you're talking about how you want
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  Speaker 1: to start having six with men?
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  Speaker 5: Did I do not remember men?
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  Speaker 3: Can we go back through the audio please, PAGs.
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  Speaker 2: We cannot remember that the whole Big Shirt week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 6: Remember the Big Sho podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, what's your name?
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  Speaker 6: Jason?
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  Speaker 4: We can't go back through the audio every time you
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  Speaker 4: forget something you've said.
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  Speaker 3: So I was saying that I want to have six
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  Speaker 3: with me?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and what kind of why else would you have
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  Speaker 5: his ass out?
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  Speaker 3: Presenting to what context? They was saying, because.
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  Speaker 6: I might have what kind of a dude? Should I
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  Speaker 6: go for?
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  Speaker 1: Someone with a humongous ass like old Kezy or someone
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  Speaker 1: with a beautiful, unheary one like old Maggie?
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  Speaker 4: Right, I don't have a heary ass, Okay, I mean
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  Speaker 4: I might in the sort of in the crevices there,
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  Speaker 4: but I've got no idea.
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  Speaker 6: What would you do about that? Would you clear that out?
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  Speaker 2: Probably not just get a match man, just throw a
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  Speaker 2: match in there and walk away.
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  Speaker 6: It's like a motion explosion and fiction movie.
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  Speaker 5: I'd probably just do the old lighter candle, put it
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  Speaker 5: on the ground thing over and then just sort of
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  Speaker 5: over squad over it there.
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  Speaker 2: So I was saying what kind of dude would I
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  Speaker 2: go for?
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  Speaker 4: Because you remember you were saying, Oh, my wife doesn't
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  Speaker 4: like it's spice in the bedroom. I'm trying to go
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  Speaker 4: extra spicy, but she doesn't want to. So I've been
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  Speaker 4: thinking about being dudes.
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  Speaker 1: Was is this appropriate for the podcast? And you said
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  Speaker 1: podcast what?
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  Speaker 4: And then you looked at Mogie and said, Mogi, you
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  Speaker 4: got fucking great ass man?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what I said?
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  Speaker 1: Was it? The problem was trying to find a clip
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  Speaker 1: highlight at the end of the show too many?
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  Speaker 3: Jeez?
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  Speaker 2: You know we talk about it all the time, though,
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  Speaker 2: don't we where we do the podcast and we can't
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  Speaker 2: remember a single thing we talked about on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And that's a classic example of that. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: don't recall saying.
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  Speaker 3: Any of that.
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  Speaker 1: Would you would you or have you ever found yourself
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  Speaker 1: in a situation where you could.
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  Speaker 6: Could what, make love to a man?
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  Speaker 5: I bet you would have.
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  Speaker 3: I've never made love to a man.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I bet you've been in a position where
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  Speaker 5: you probably could have.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yes I have as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, as well fill your boots if that's
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  Speaker 2: If that's what you want, go for it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just not my capo tea.
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  Speaker 6: No, I was in a situation what's that face?
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  Speaker 5: Literally just whatever.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I've never been in that situation. If you're not knowingly,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think so, oh you know.
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  Speaker 3: What about that time?
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  Speaker 4: And you know because I'm pretty sight. I give off
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  Speaker 4: very heterosexual vibes.
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  Speaker 2: What about that time a sexual? Yeah, you're you're non
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  Speaker 2: sexual to me. I don't give off any vide No,
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  Speaker 2: but remember that time down. I'm going to work on
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  Speaker 2: that down the spa with the dude in christ Church
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  Speaker 2: and you were both nude and you'd had a few busies.
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  Speaker 5: This story is the same.
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  Speaker 4: Story the first month of our show, I swear, and
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  Speaker 4: I didn't never spa with him.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you did spar yeah, remember mag of course I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you've been hitting the beers. Do you not
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  Speaker 3: remember saying that?
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  Speaker 5: Nah? I don't. Man, far out did I say on
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  Speaker 5: this podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're banging on about it. Yeah, there was shocking.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, so you're in a situation and you didn't
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  Speaker 1: do it. Man, I was in a situation. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: it was one of those things that you go, I
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  Speaker 1: could see how this would happen. It was a very
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  Speaker 1: well known New Zealand celebrity, right, okay, well known out No, no,
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  Speaker 1: okay no, And it was like, oh, yeah, I could
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  Speaker 1: see how this would happen. I mean, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to do it, yeah, but I can see how it
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  Speaker 1: would happen. But hot dude, but you know, hot dude,
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  Speaker 1: but well certainly not a not hot like Jase. Yeah wow,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not super masculine sort of thing. Yeah wow,
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  Speaker 1: I mean Jason is super butcher, one of a million.
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  Speaker 1: Do it for me when it comes to me, like
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  Speaker 1: I like my men to be like woman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was actually.
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  Speaker 4: Talking because when I think Butcher mean I think Jace
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  Speaker 4: Buckshell for Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The funny thing is I have a lot of feminine
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  Speaker 2: I know I come across as massively manly, but I
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  Speaker 2: actually have a lot of feminine quality.
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  Speaker 6: You sort of get into deeper like really moody and you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, jeez, well, actually.
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  Speaker 6: You're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Have to get used to me being moody. You and
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  Speaker 2: your when I give up the darries, I'm not that
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  Speaker 2: I give up the va.
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  Speaker 6: But that's different.
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  Speaker 1: But the problem with your moody, and this must be
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  Speaker 1: a problem for you, it'd be different for your wife.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with the moody that you've got is it's funny. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the problem. Yeah, because.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, neither to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: So Jase, I reckon, you should go for it, go
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  Speaker 4: for what being in a dude. That's what this whole
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  Speaker 4: podcast was about.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember Come on, man, it's nice though, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nice chat open chip.
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  Speaker 3: As I say, if that's you know were you lean
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  Speaker 3: and go.
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  Speaker 4: For fill your boots man, Hey, listen to the Big
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  Speaker 4: Show absolutely four to seven weekdays radio.
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  Speaker 1: Almost regret it, almost regret not going through in it
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  Speaker 1: because you didn't even know, kids that you might love it,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you might be really good at it.
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  Speaker 6: How do you know?
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  Speaker 1: It's like you know, it's like an instrument or a
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  Speaker 1: sport if you don't get involved in it, like you
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  Speaker 1: even thought I'd like ballet or you could.
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  Speaker 4: Be right now, drug me the greatest Formula one driver
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  Speaker 4: in the world.
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  Speaker 1: You've ever been in that situation, right because I think
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't like it like beadfist, but I could.
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  Speaker 6: Be the best at it.
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  Speaker 4: So you've got to do it, Jason to go, man,
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  Speaker 4: you should be the best in the world at a
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  Speaker 4: number one
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  Speaker 5: Big Show four or seven