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Ep. 59 The World is Your Bathroom with Gavin Low (Privychat 7) · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: Check, check.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Coming to
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you live. Perfect.
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Kpwx
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the bone.
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>> Speaker C: The bone.
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>> Speaker B: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms recorded
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this week from my, uh,
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good friend. And, uh, it's
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close to the bathroom. We did our best. Uh, but
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we don't want to impose. And my whole setup is kind
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of what we like to call thrown, uh, together.
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And so I, uh, personally
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was like, yeah, I'm going to do some property damage if I
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try to fit this table into the bathroom this week.
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So, um, we're right around the corner. The bathroom is not far
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away. Uh, I can sense
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its presence. I always can. Um, but
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I got to share real quick before, and you can feel
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free to just start telling me that you're
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ridiculous anytime you want. Uh, this
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week, I felt like I should get a trophy. Um, if
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we're playing, like, vidgy games or anything like that, I'd unlock
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something. Um, but I
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did fart my wife awake. Oh, yikes.
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Yeah, it was totally
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accidental. And
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you're waking up for the day, and it
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hits you, and you just squeak one off.
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And this one was loud enough and long enough to where
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she did open her eyes and look over at me
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like, what are you doing? Um,
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and so,
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yeah, it's something else to be married to me. That's what
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we've learned. But, yeah, I just kind of feel
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accomplished in some ways and embarrassed in others, and that's all you can
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do. Uh, but I have the honor this week of
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crashing and, uh, posting
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up and hanging out
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here, uh, in the Gavin cave.
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This is awesome.
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>> Speaker C: Best way to describe it.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, this is a treat, because I'm used to
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know, first of all, tile floor, and
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I'm enjoying, like, I've shared
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often when I'm sitting doing the show, my feet fall asleep because
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of, like, when you're posted on the toilet for, like, an
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hour, it's, um, bad.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, legs start to fall asleep.
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Yes, in the worst.
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Throne fatigue.
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>> Speaker B: Throne fatigue. I like it. Um,
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throne fatigue. Uh, have
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you seen those, like, squatty potties? Do you know what I'm talking about?
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>> Speaker A: Yes.
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>> Speaker C: I've always been curious to try one of those.
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>> Speaker B: Me too. Um, one of my coworkers, she
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says that she has one for every bathroom in her house. Um,
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wow. And I think that's too much
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dedicated, though. But is the thought
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that getting your legs up forces
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everything, flushes it all? I don't know.
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>> Speaker C: I think there's some science to it that I've seen in the short
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videos I've seen, but I've never
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tried one myself.
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>> Speaker B: If you're trying to prove.
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>> Speaker A: Well, yeah.
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>> Speaker B: So, uh, Gavin, thanks for having me. Um,
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and go ahead. I want you to just share who you
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are. What are you into?
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>> Speaker C: Oh, what am I into? Well, obviously, you got past. My name is
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Gavin. 20, uh, eight years old.
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>> Speaker B: Not, um, single.
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>> Speaker C: Not single. Happily married.
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Um, just, uh, proud
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resident of the Portland metro area. Um,
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I love what they've done with the place, uh,
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up here.
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>> Speaker A: Um.
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>> Speaker C: It'S interesting being from a place now because my
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wife and I like to travel. But usually when you travel,
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when you meet somebody new or something, like, know, the first thing
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they ask is, like, what do you do and where are you from? Stuff like that. And
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we're. We're. It used to know, we say, oh, we're from
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Portland. And people like, oh, I hear it's nice. Like,
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people bike and it's a little rainy, but that they have good food and
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all this other stuff, we'd be like, yeah, but now it's, uh.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, my. I'm so sorry.
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>> Speaker C: How are you guys doing? That's usually what's followed up by now.
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And, uh, we saw that on
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the news.
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>> Speaker B: It's always good to be from a place that's on the news.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: So that's enough said on that.
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>> Speaker A: Uh.
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>> Speaker C: But other than, uh. Yeah, my wife
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and I been married five or
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so years. I got to
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know hunter, uh,
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uh, through college,
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the great Bible college,
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and, uh, one of your previous guests.
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Austin.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, the boner champ.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, as he's known b champ for short.
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How did you originally, Austin? I were roommates. I think that's when
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you.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, my crash course.
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And troubleshoot this. You were rooming
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with chase silver.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Freshman.
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>> Speaker B: And how I came to know you. Sorry, Chase, I don't even think you. Listen, I don't
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care. Um, but Chase was trying to sell me some
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nonsense drink, um, and
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you weren't with him doing it, you know what I'm saying? But you were
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shortly in.
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>> Speaker C: I was there by default.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, you were there as, like, morale and emotional support
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for your roommate. Um, but he came trying to
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pedal his wares, and that was my introduction to
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you. And I didn't know who you were. And then I just saw
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you around the dorm, and then, uh.
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Yeah, the next thing I know,
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I'm having guffy problems with my rimming
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situation, which, looking back, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's
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mostly me. That's right. And then I'm like, I'm coming to their
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room for solace.
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>> Speaker A: That's right.
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>> Speaker C: We were the sanctuary.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, you were the sanctuary for two parties, and
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it was conflicting, um, which.
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>> Speaker C: Was great entertainment for us.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, it's like getting a front row ticket.
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Maybe that's what a counselor's job is like. I don't know, but we weren't doing
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much counseling. I'm more stoked the fire.
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>> Speaker B: I think you guys actually did exactly what counseling
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is, um, which is,
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except for making a lot of money, um, I think you
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guys did exactly what counseling is, uh, which is
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listening to people talk about things that they're upset about or
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worried about.
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>> Speaker C: Um, basically, yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, every counselor is triggered. I do more than
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that. Anyway, um, so
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I have some questions, and I've already shared, like, feel free to
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pull the hatch anytime, but
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you have, um, spent
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time in, uh.
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I don't want to put your line of work, but
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how would you describe it to someone if you were like,
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ah, I want you to know what I do, but I don't want you to know the
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specifics. I want to know what I'm safe
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with.
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>> Speaker C: What you're safe with. Safe word. Be
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safe word. I guess say, I'm in law enforcement.
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>> Speaker B: Perfect. Um, so in law
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enforcement, if you are out and about,
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like, and you're on duty, m
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and the urge strikes
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you, something that I've often
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wondered is, where do you go?
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Is the answer very simple, or do
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you go back to a facility,
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or go back to. Do you have, like,
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prearranged.
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>> Speaker C: I don't know. I could go on and on about this one.
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>> Speaker A: Perfect.
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>> Speaker C: So what has helped me through
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this situation? The need to go, because everybody has to go.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Um, I live by a simple motto,
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and, um, I usually teach it to new
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people when I'm training them and stuff like that. Uh,
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the motto is, the world is my bathroom.
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>> Speaker B: Perfect. Uh, I live by that, too.
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>> Speaker C: I only can speak to the guys out of law enforcement, but the nice thing
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about being a male is, uh, it's
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easier to get the job done.
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>> Speaker B: Fair enough.
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>> Speaker C: But if we're talking, uh,
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I got to go. The need to go, uh, where I'm
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actually going to need to, uh, sit down to do big two. The big
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number two. You can find yourself in a pinch.
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>> Speaker A: Dang.
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>> Speaker C: So, not always. Uh,
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do you have the convenience of being close
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to, um, the office that you work out
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of?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: So sometimes
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you just got to tough it out, or sometimes you got to make
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a hasty plan.
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>> Speaker B: What is the hasty plan?
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>> Speaker C: So the thing is to
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start off, going to the bathroom while working
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is a little bit more of a complicated process in the first place.
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Because, number one, it seems like every time
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that you need to do something, like, whether it's like,
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man, I really need to eat right now or
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I really need to go to the bathroom right now, it's somehow
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like somewhere in the universe
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of getting police calls, that's
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always when you're getting called to the next call or something like that.
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So that obviously can be a major
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inconvenience, trying to drive
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fast, uh, while you're like, man, I got
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to go. Uh, this could be
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bad. But
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then also just by the
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gear that we wear, um,
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we wear a belt that
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has our tools and stuff like that on it. And
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those belts are held on by what they call belt keepers.
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So, um, basically, when you wear a
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duty belt for work, you wear, like, a normal
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belt, like anybody else would wear. And then you wear your
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duty belt over the top of it, which is a
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thicker, wider belt and
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usually more sturdy because it's carrying heavy stuff. Um, and
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then you run what's called belt keepers through it. So
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those are like, uh, a thin. Since we wear all
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leather gear, it's like a thin piece of
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leather, huh? That runs through it. Between
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the belts?
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>> Speaker A: Yes.
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>> Speaker C: It goes underneath the bottom belt and then snaps together.
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>> Speaker A: Okay.
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>> Speaker C: So it's basically to keep the belts together, because
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otherwise, if you're
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moving around or wrestling with somebody or something like that everywhere, yeah.
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Your belt could be coming off, and that's the last thing you want to have happen.
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So you wear these things called belt keepers,
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and some people wear more. Some people wear.
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I wear four of them. So you wear, like, two in the front, two in the back,
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and that's what keeps everything together. But as you can
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imagine, if you're in a hurry, you got to undo. You
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got to undo those bad boys. And then also, you just have to be
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thinking about when you do do
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your business. Not only are you
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having to concentrate on the
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normal things that go into the bathroom and getting off these belt keepers, but also you have to
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keep track of this duty belt that has your firearm
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on it and all other sorts of things that you don't want people
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to have.
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>> Speaker A: Right.
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>> Speaker C: So, uh, there's been many circumstances where
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if there's a hook or something in a restroom,
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that's great. But if the hook is way
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afar against the wall, you're thinking through all the bad things that could happen
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if someone busts down the door. So sometimes
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it's just like a matter of holding it. But if there's a well set
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up bathroom and you'll see it in most police stations they
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usually have a place to set that
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down. Uh, but um,
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those are all different things that you have to think about. Uh,
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yeah, that I guess normally person wouldn't think about.
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But at this point, since I've been doing the job for a little while,
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you're pretty quick at getting those belt keepers off. I mean, I could just snap
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those bad boys off.
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>> Speaker B: On the way over here. So on my drive out,
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total honesty moment, I had to make a pit stop at
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McDonald's to do the number one.
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Is there any of that happening where it's just like, hey, I'm going in
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there and I'm hitting the stop and doing my deed
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and getting out of here?
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>> Speaker C: Yes. Um, okay, there is that,
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um, a lot of uh, churches now,
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they set up what's called like a first responder
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rest area and basically, which is really
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cool, um, they give
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us a code to get into the back door of a church and then they
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have, ah, an area with a bathroom
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and then also an area that you could type reports
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and uh, some snacks and coffee and stuff like that. That's
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awesome. And so it's kind of gotten a little bit bigger. So there's now
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like a network kind of of them. So it's good for
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us to know where those are because like I said, since we
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sometimes end up sometimes like over an hour away from
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the office, um, that's awesome. It's nice
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that you can uh, have those as a
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backup plan.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: But usually the last place like a last
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resort is either stopping at a rest
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area or um, going
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into McDonald's because unfortunately in my
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line of work when I
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go into like as a police officer,
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it's like everybody's looking at you. It's the last place I want to go
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to. M especially if I'm doing that.
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But if it's number one, um,
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if I can sneak off into the bushes and since I
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work at night, it's pretty easy to sneak
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away. I'd much rather do that than bush peak.
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Go somewhere else.
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That's just personally, that's why I live by the motto of the world is
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my bathroom.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: As I drive around places, I'm like, if I see
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somewhere, I'm probably peed there.
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>> Speaker B: That's a good spot.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Dang, man, I don't know what I expected
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you to say, but it wasn't that I really thought you were going
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to be like, yeah, you know what, Starbucks and
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these five places are the best places. And
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um, man, they don't tell you
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that, um, I think
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I'm going to start trying to do that more without.
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>> Speaker C: Cause, just by that. And if you think about it, it's
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natural.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: Um, like I said, I mean, as.
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>> Speaker B: Long as you're not exposing yourself.
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, as long as you're not exposing yourself. Be clever about
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it, but, uh, I don't think anybody's going to complain.
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>> Speaker B: Right.
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>> Speaker C: Uh, as long as you're doing it in a
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courteous location.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: I think we all have the wit to know where those are.
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>> Speaker B: Well, and if you don't, huh?
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>> Speaker C: If you don't, well, you'll learn.
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>> Speaker A: Um.
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>> Speaker B: Again, this might be one of those questions, but, ah,
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has anybody that you have had to
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detain or whether it's
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like you had to tackle or had to
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do anything, has anybody ever messed their
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pants in the midst of that
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interaction?
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>> Speaker C: Interaction?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Whether. My thought is, I don't even know if you
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use or have, um, but has
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anybody tased and just
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like, I.
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>> Speaker C: Haven'T run into someone losing control of their
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bowels in a deployment of a taser.
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But, uh,
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I've had multiple stories about, and not all of them are my
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own. And that's kind of the thing about the job is like, you share, um, them,
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you share stories, and that's just kind of how you get through
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your day, uh, is swapping stories.
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The bathroom thing is interesting because
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it's almost like on a weekly basis
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that I'll stop somebody for doing something
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weird, like a traffic stop or whatever, and
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the first thing out of their mouth is, I got to go to the
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bathroom.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: And it's more than you'd think, right?
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>> Speaker B: Something like the high school kids I work with.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: So, number one, I wouldn't even
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think of that
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being, um, the first thing
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that would come out of my mouth if a police officer stopped me is
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like, I got to go. But I get that
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all the time. Um, and at
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the beginning, when I was really new, I was like, well, I guess he's just got to
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go. And so kind of let him and be like,
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hey, there's a McDonald's right there, or
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something like that.
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>> Speaker B: But then I like, there's the bush. That's what I did. Figure
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it out.
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>> Speaker C: My naivety, I guess, uh, that's kind of, was kind of
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my approach. But then as time went on, I
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realized this is happening way too often that
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all these people are in a dire emergency.
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Um, so now I've kind of learned to filter
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who really thinks. Like, if know the old
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lady that's maybe got a colostomy bag or something weird,
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like, okay, I probably believe you, but when it's
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just Joe blow, citizen, I'm like, I don't think
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that is a true emergency for you right now.
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>> Speaker B: You can hold it? Yeah, you'll manage.
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>> Speaker C: So I do run into that
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way more than you think. But, uh,
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in personal experience, do you have a couple of
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stories? One would be,
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this didn't happen to me personally, but it happened to a guy I worked with.
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So, um, he had
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recovered a, uh, stolen vehicle. Um,
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and after they had, uh, gotten
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the guy who had stolen the vehicle all detained and everything like
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that, um, a normal thing, uh, to do
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is search the vehicle and everything like that, make sure there's nothing crazy in
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there. So he's going through, like, a normal
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stolen vehicle or whatever, and he, uh,
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lifts the center console, and
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lo and behold, in that center console,
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uh, the guy had taken a giant dump.
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>> Speaker A: No way.
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>> Speaker C: Right there in the center console. Oh,
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my God.
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Yeah, almost
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just the last thing you'd think you'd see.
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Uh, but I guess
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when you got to go, you got to go. And if it's not your car.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Imagine the
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person who has to take that to the cleaner person
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that details the car. It's like, hey,
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listen, right? We didn't do
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anything, but this is on just so you.
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>> Speaker C: I swear, this wasn't me.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: In that center console, there's more than we
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know how to handle. Um, we need your expertise.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
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>> Speaker A: Wow.
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>> Speaker C: And then I guess another quick one is,
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um. Actually, I think it's the same guy.
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>> Speaker A: Gets.
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>> Speaker C: He's just had bad luck, but, uh,
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he was investigating, uh, an impaired
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driver, and he gets the guy out of the car or whatever, and before
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he's going to start this whole investigation, the.
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>> Speaker B: Guy'S like, I got to go.
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>> Speaker C: And he's like, all right. And, uh, he's
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like, no, I got to go. And he's like, well, I guess
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you can go if you want. Or I prefer you to hold her. I don't know exactly
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what he said, uh, but the dude just dropped trowel in the middle
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of the roadway and just starts pooping. No
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way. So how was described
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to me was, uh,
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he's like, okay, I guess this is
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happening right now in our patrol cars
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we carry around, they're kind of, like, paper
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towely sort of things that are used supposed to be for other
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messes, but, uh, this guy, a mess was unfolding, uh.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, my God.
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>> Speaker C: Straight in front of him. So he gave him a couple of those to try and clean
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up and then just continued on with his way.
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But obviously, the people we're, uh, dealing
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with aren't of usually, uh, uh,
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queer mindset.
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>> Speaker B: Uh, yeah, often impaired.
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>> Speaker C: That is where we're at.
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>> Speaker B: Dang.
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>> Speaker C: But, uh, mostly I don't have that many people
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defecate themselves. Good, uh, term
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for that. When I'm interacting
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or in the back of my car when I'm taking to jail or something.
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I've had more the opposite. I've had
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people, uh, pee themselves, um, and
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then vomit.
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>> Speaker A: Really?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, which is probably like, are they, like,
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odd on something?
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>> Speaker C: Yeah, because people, um,
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freak out if they get stopped and they'll eat a bunch of drugs,
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which would make them either pass out
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or vomit. Uh, and then also if,
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uh, you're dealing with a bunch of intoxicated people,
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that is a natural reaction. So,
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yeah, they're going to urinate themselves sometimes.
19:59
Oh, my God. Or vomit.
20:00
>> Speaker B: Make quite a mess, uh, in the squad car.
20:03
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
20:04
>> Speaker C: So, fortunately, what?
20:07
When we take them to the jail, the jails
20:09
have people, uh, called
20:12
trustees.
20:13
>> Speaker A: Okay.
20:13
>> Speaker C: And they're essentially. They're inmates. Well, I
20:16
guess if you're not an inmate, I don't know what they technically
20:19
consider you if you're at the jail, because if you go to a jail,
20:23
if you're in a jail, you can't spend more than a year there, so
20:26
you're not in prison by the county. So,
20:29
um, I guess you're an inmate, you're a prisoner or whatever it is.
20:32
Anyways, there are people that have been there for a little while, uh,
20:35
that have proven themselves
20:37
trustworthy, hence the word trustee.
20:40
Um, that they get to do some extra duties to get them kind
20:43
of probably out of the cell or out of the
20:45
commonary mingling with other people. So, anyways,
20:48
they will come and, uh, clean out your car for
20:50
you, um, if they're available. So that's
20:53
always really nice because then you're not having to do it. But
20:56
there have been times that I've had to just got cleaned
20:59
out yourself and what is going through your mind? You're like,
21:02
this isn't what I thought I signed up for. But
21:06
you also got to drive around on the car, so it's like
21:09
you're going to want to drive around with that smell and scent.
21:12
>> Speaker B: The rest you think. Some people
21:15
are doing it on purpose, though. They get in the car
21:18
and they're like, fine, I'll hit you with this.
21:19
>> Speaker C: Yeah, some of that is that they're just like, you know what?
21:22
My night's already bud, so take
21:25
this.
21:25
>> Speaker B: That sucks.
21:26
>> Speaker C: Um, some of them are just truly.
21:30
>> Speaker B: They're too far gone to figure it out. It's
21:33
like, no, I'm not waiting. We're doing this now.
21:35
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Dang.
21:37
>> Speaker B: See, man.
21:40
Wow. Um, so do you
21:43
have any stories either from growing up
21:45
or. I mean, it can be anything but, like, bathroom,
21:49
uh, or things in the bathroom. It doesn't have to be, like, the
21:51
toilet, but any sort of stories
21:54
that you have.
21:56
>> Speaker C: I mean, I think you kind of talked about, uh,
21:58
where we went to school and how that we had.
22:01
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:02
>> Speaker C: The big communal restrooms or whatever.
22:04
>> Speaker A: Yes.
22:04
>> Speaker C: But my freshman year,
22:07
we had, like, that private bathroom basically
22:10
across the way from us.
22:12
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
22:14
>> Speaker B: Y'all were upstairs, right?
22:16
>> Speaker C: Yeah, we were. You know, there's the
22:18
normal college dorm room bathrooms or whatever where there's a lot
22:21
of people, and maybe it was Austin that talked about that.
22:24
He said that he doesn't like going to the bathroom around other people or
22:27
whatever. I don't have any qualms with that.
22:29
>> Speaker B: Yeah, um, you're normal.
22:31
>> Speaker C: If I have a private, like, that's even better. But
22:35
it wasn't ours. But it was right across the room.
22:38
Right across the hallway from our.
22:41
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:42
>> Speaker B: So right across the hall.
22:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:44
>> Speaker C: So literally in super close
22:47
proximity. And we were like. Chase and I were always pretty
22:50
courteous about if you'd use that,
22:53
you'd close the door or whatever, stuff like that. But
22:56
people, uh, would routinely go there and just blow that thing
22:59
up, and
23:02
the scent would just naturally find its way all the
23:05
way into our dorm room.
23:07
And it was just constantly kind of having to explain.
23:10
It seemed like explain to yourself to other people. That wasn't
23:13
me, man. Someone just came and just blew this thing up. But
23:16
I remember there was a bathtub in there, like, a jet tub, which was really
23:19
random.
23:20
>> Speaker B: I was always told that was for the kids who played
23:22
sports. That's what I was always told.
23:25
>> Speaker C: They definitely weren't using it. But, uh, there
23:28
was a tub in there, and I thought it was
23:31
never cleaned. It was really gross. It was dust and stuff
23:34
like that in there. And I'm already kind of
23:36
grossed out by bats, but.
23:40
>> Speaker B: Perfect. Uh, more on that in a moment.
23:43
>> Speaker C: Someone, towards the end of the year was like, yeah, I
23:45
just went and took a bath in the jet tub. It was awesome. Or whatever. I was
23:48
like, that thing's just been sitting there this
23:51
whole year. Like, no janitor's cleaned that. I
23:54
haven't cleaned it.
23:55
>> Speaker B: Half the people don't even know it's there.
23:57
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
23:58
>> Speaker C: And I just was like, I don't remember who it was. But I remember that someone
24:01
did. Towards the end there. I was like, oh, that's.
24:03
>> Speaker B: Someone's really itching for a shower.
24:04
>> Speaker C: Yeah, that's not right.
24:06
>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah.
24:07
>> Speaker B: What a disaster. Wow.
24:10
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
24:11
>> Speaker B: So one of the things that
24:13
I thought about this is
24:16
your relationship with coffee.
24:18
>> Speaker C: Yes.
24:19
>> Speaker B: So you like myself, and I think you
24:22
actually might be more of, like. You probably got this more
24:25
dialed in than I do.
24:26
>> Speaker C: You're sole addict, is that what you mean?
24:28
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
24:28
>> Speaker B: Um, so have you noticed
24:31
how has the coffee world interacted with the
24:34
bathroom world for you? Because for me,
24:37
it's a mutual relationship.
24:40
They coincide directly.
24:42
>> Speaker A: Yes.
24:42
>> Speaker B: Um, best friends.
24:44
>> Speaker C: Uh, never more of a true statement. The thing with
24:47
coffee is we all love it. I mean, I guess not everybody
24:50
loves it.
24:50
>> Speaker B: Well, all the people who get it love
24:53
it.
24:54
>> Speaker C: Um, so I drink a lot
24:57
of coffee. Anybody who does drink a lot of
24:59
coffee knows how it reacts with their body. And
25:02
it does seem, I mean, especially that first cup
25:05
of the day.
25:08
It seems like it's almost coincides with when you've taken the almost
25:11
last sip. It's either last sip or first sip.
25:13
>> Speaker A: Yes.
25:14
>> Speaker C: Uh, sometimes it's both or sometimes it's both. It's not
25:17
usually mid cup. It's usually last sip or first sip.
25:20
Uh, where
25:23
you've either polished it off or that, as soon as that
25:25
just sweet nectar has reached your lips.
25:28
Yeah, you got to go.
25:30
>> Speaker B: The bean juice delight.
25:34
>> Speaker C: And, uh, it's also amazing. I
25:37
don't know, I think that that's.
25:38
>> Speaker B: A great one might say it's literally
25:41
God intended it.
25:42
>> Speaker A: Yes.
25:42
>> Speaker C: I mean, it is a natural supplement of this world,
25:45
and, uh, completely natural and
25:48
organic. And
25:51
I think it's a diuretic.
25:53
And, uh, it's my laxative. It's
25:56
nature's laxative, and that's why I choose to use it.
25:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
25:59
>> Speaker B: So then follow up question. That definitely is going to cross the
26:02
line, uh, which is, have you ever? So, one of
26:05
my things that I'm noticing recently is that I'll have so
26:08
much coffee in the morning that that first
26:11
big pea urination of the
26:14
day. It smells like a cup of coffee.
26:17
Yes, I have encountered this, and
26:19
it's uncanny.
26:22
And, uh, I will share
26:24
first and feel free to be like, whoa,
26:27
get out of my house. Um, I have often
26:30
thought, and I never would, would it
26:33
taste like coffee since it smells so much?
26:36
No, I'm not going to do that. But the thought has
26:39
come into my brain of giving that a little.
26:42
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
26:42
>> Speaker B: Is it like sip? How concentrated are we
26:45
here?
26:46
>> Speaker C: It makes you wonder I mean, because urine is sterile, they
26:49
say.
26:50
>> Speaker B: Well, and bear Grylls used to just, like, suck it straight out of the
26:52
bladder.
26:55
>> Speaker C: It might have a hint of it. I mean, if you think of. If you
26:58
have asparagus. Yeah, that's rank.
27:01
And that'd be a whole nother topic. There is what the science?
27:03
>> Speaker B: What sort of nutrients? Oh, yeah,
27:06
the other one that gets me just like,
27:09
cheerios. Dude, you eat a big bag of
27:12
cheerios. It makes your pea smell.
27:15
There must be m. It's wild.
27:16
>> Speaker C: It smells like, uh, oats, something in there. But, yeah,
27:19
that's always a true tell. I know
27:22
if I've had probably more than my
27:25
fair share, more than my servings worth of coffee in the
27:28
day, uh, if I'm starting to smell it
27:31
coming, uh, out one of the ends of the body, you're like, well, I
27:34
should probably dial it back a little bit here.
27:37
Maybe we're on cup four or five at this point. And you
27:40
know what? But that's the great thing about coffee, is I feel like
27:42
it's so much controlled, much more controlled doses
27:45
of caffeine compared to. Especially in my line of
27:48
work, a lot of guys are living off of caffeine
27:51
and energy drinks and stuff like that. And I figure
27:55
I really don't drink energy drinks, um, unless
27:58
I'm really desperate. I figure if I
28:01
stick it straight to coffee, at least it's not
28:04
like an energy drink, which is probably, like, six cups of
28:07
coffee at once.
28:07
>> Speaker A: Right.
28:08
>> Speaker C: I'm, like, portioning it out throughout the day.
28:10
>> Speaker B: Well, I think
28:13
you also like coffee. I do enjoy it, yeah.
28:16
>> Speaker C: Some people don't like it, and that's fine.
28:18
>> Speaker B: If you enjoy it, it's fine.
28:22
>> Speaker C: M we can get along.
28:25
>> Speaker B: But I just find that people
28:28
that don't like. Does your wife like coffee?
28:31
>> Speaker A: Yes.
28:32
>> Speaker C: Shakes.
28:32
>> Speaker A: Perfect.
28:32
>> Speaker B: I'll speak as loud as I was then. Um,
28:36
yeah, I find that people that don't like coffee
28:39
have to let the people who do like coffee know
28:42
about how it's a drug, and, like, oh, you're
28:45
addicted, right?
28:46
>> Speaker C: While they're drinking a glass of green.
28:47
>> Speaker B: Tea, while they're drinking some other caffeinated
28:50
something, their refresher.
28:52
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
28:53
>> Speaker C: Thing.
28:55
>> Speaker B: Stuff in it. Wow.
28:58
Ah, there it is.
29:00
>> Speaker C: Um, yeah, I love
29:03
it.
29:05
>> Speaker B: Do you all ever mess with each other in the bathroom?
29:10
Um, because I don't want to speak for you, but
29:13
you all don't seem like the type that would get super
29:15
malicious with something like that.
29:17
>> Speaker C: We didn't. And that's what always surprises people. Yeah, people
29:19
always hear, because I grew up with two other brothers, and I'm the
29:22
middle brother, that. Oh, man, it must have been
29:25
just fights all the time and
29:28
just full on
29:30
just prank wars and all this other stuff. And it's like, yes,
29:33
there was maybe a little bit of that or a little bit of the normal
29:36
argument, but for some reason, we weren't, like, we
29:39
didn't mess with each other too much. I mean, there was a little bit.
29:41
>> Speaker B: Of that, but not, like, a healthy amount.
29:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
29:47
>> Speaker C: The closest thing I can think to that is that just
29:49
since we shared a bathroom was,
29:54
uh. And I'm sure you're familiar with this, but if you've
29:57
ever taken a shower immediately after
30:00
someone has destroyed the bathroom, whether it's you or somebody.
30:02
>> Speaker B: Oh, yes.
30:03
>> Speaker C: You get this unique
30:06
fog of war that
30:09
combines with the fumes and, uh,
30:12
that's unpleasant.
30:13
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
30:15
>> Speaker B: My thing is, once that
30:18
damp m air mixed with smell,
30:21
it settles into the towels. That's what happens,
30:23
really.
30:24
>> Speaker C: So that's how you're starting your day. That is. And
30:27
that's not a great place to be. I mean, it's not
30:30
as bad probably as if, uh, you've already gotten in the
30:33
shower, and then you realize, like, oh, no, I got to poop. And you
30:36
got to make that tactical decision of, do I
30:39
have time to get out and just go ahead and poop and then restart
30:42
this whole process over again?
30:43
>> Speaker B: So this will bring me to one of my. Like,
30:46
I have some questions that I ask everybody.
30:49
Um, and one of them is, have you
30:52
ever performed a waffle stomp?
30:55
>> Speaker C: Uh, no, I have not.
30:57
>> Speaker B: Um, and then, I guess, caveat. Would
31:00
you perform a waffle stomp? It's fine. If
31:03
not, um, in fact, you're healthy.
31:06
If not, I believe.
31:07
>> Speaker C: But if I needed to,
31:10
I would. I would do what needs to be.
31:13
>> Speaker B: Look like an OJ Simpson.
31:15
>> Speaker C: If I did know if the
31:18
gloves happened to fit, yeah, I would have
31:21
to do it.
31:21
>> Speaker B: It's all shrunk, though.
31:23
>> Speaker C: No, because I have been in
31:26
a situation through my life where
31:29
one would maybe need to be performed.
31:31
Um, but I'm usually operating at,
31:34
uh, that scale.
31:36
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
31:37
>> Speaker C: Uh, I'm operating at, like,
31:40
one, two, three kind of
31:43
routinely.
31:44
>> Speaker A: Oh, really?
31:44
>> Speaker C: Usually?
31:47
>> Speaker B: Are you talking like it's pretty thin?
31:49
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
31:49
>> Speaker B: Okay, perfect.
31:50
>> Speaker C: So the times that has happened, and I think that's usually probably because I
31:53
was sick or something wasn't going right. And
31:56
usually, if something isn't going right, you're usually at a one or two or
31:58
whatever. So the times that there's been a close call or, like, maybe
32:02
that wasn't a fart. Yeah,
32:05
it's gone down pretty easily.
32:09
>> Speaker A: Yes.
32:10
>> Speaker C: Like I said, if it needed to be done, it needed to be
32:13
done.
32:14
>> Speaker B: I think I'm with you because
32:16
I definitely operate in a more thin
32:19
existence.
32:20
>> Speaker C: Um, which is a good. Probably.
32:21
>> Speaker B: I think it's the coffee. Coffee helps it.
32:23
>> Speaker C: Colon helps.
32:24
>> Speaker B: Uh, yeah. Gut health activity.
32:27
Um, well, good. Um, to
32:30
know, while we're on the topic
32:33
of showers, have you ever taken a dark shower? Do you remember
32:36
this? This was like a thing at Corbin for a minute.
32:38
>> Speaker C: I think I was introduced to it there.
32:40
>> Speaker A: Okay.
32:40
>> Speaker B: Because that's where I learned about it, and it's my go to.
32:43
I only take dark showers now. Um,
32:46
to the point where people are like, you're
32:49
crazy, I can't see. It's like, no, not seeing
32:52
is the fun of it. It's the enjoyment.
32:54
>> Speaker C: Yes, I'm a fan, uh, of
32:57
them on my current schedule. Now, since I
33:00
work at nighttime, I'm not having to wake up.
33:03
Usually super early to go to work when I do
33:06
like them is if I have to wake up
33:08
early.
33:09
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
33:10
>> Speaker C: If it's an early morning shower. And, um, you're kind of already
33:13
in the. Just that fog
33:16
in the morning, dark shower comes in
33:19
clutch.
33:19
>> Speaker B: Absolutely.
33:20
>> Speaker C: Um, and your eyes adapt, so
33:23
even if there's a little bit of light poking in under the door or something like that, that's
33:26
enough to feel your.
33:28
>> Speaker B: Way around in the morning. It really
33:30
transitions you from being asleep to awake. It's
33:33
kind of like having been given birthed.
33:36
>> Speaker C: Yes, that's what I was thinking.
33:37
>> Speaker B: You've been birthed.
33:38
>> Speaker C: Yeah. It's like a bathtub birth. Every
33:41
morning.
33:41
>> Speaker A: Yes.
33:41
>> Speaker C: You're born again? Uh, every
33:44
morning.
33:45
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
33:47
>> Speaker B: You've been baptized.
33:50
>> Speaker C: He christens me on my way out.
33:52
>> Speaker B: Yes, son. Um, well, perfect. Uh,
33:55
have you ever eaten or drank anything in the shower?
33:58
Uh, a couple. Few things that I've come to
34:01
gather as people have shared, like, yeah, this is my
34:04
thing. Um, a cold soda. I
34:06
got a homie, he's just like, yeah, dude, I get off work. Cold
34:09
soda in the shower. It's my thing. Um, and then the other one is an
34:12
orange that you just eat like an apple,
34:16
and all of the fluids just go
34:19
in all of the places and you don't worry about it.
34:22
>> Speaker C: Um, yes, huge, perfect, huge fan of cold
34:24
beverage in the shower.
34:25
>> Speaker A: Dang.
34:26
>> Speaker C: Really? Yeah, I've tried that. Um,
34:29
it's not like I would do it routinely, um,
34:33
but it's given the opportunity. Have I had a cold
34:36
beverage? Wow, it's pretty nice. Yeah,
34:39
I think it's the opposite thing that's
34:41
working and then also just.
34:44
It's almost that this shouldn't be possible. I think it's
34:47
one of those it feels world things.
34:49
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
34:50
>> Speaker C: It feels off limits.
34:52
>> Speaker B: I don't know if you've ever, like. So this moment
34:55
was in college for me know, mom and dad,
34:58
they always tell you, like, oh, you can't have this for.
35:00
>> Speaker A: Yep.
35:00
>> Speaker B: And there was that moment where it was when I was in the
35:03
townhouse with Travis and Chad. And I
35:06
just remember the day where I don't even know what I ate, but it was
35:09
like dessert that I had for breakfast, and I was
35:12
like.
35:13
>> Speaker C: Like, piece of chocolate cake for breakfast.
35:14
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:15
>> Speaker B: It's like, this is off
35:18
waiting.
35:19
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
35:19
>> Speaker B: Isn't somebody supposed to show up and tell me to stop?
35:21
Like, God, no, m.
35:25
Yeah, I think.
35:26
>> Speaker C: That'S what it's that and the opposites, I think, that
35:28
really gets you. But you got to act
35:31
quick because.
35:33
>> Speaker B: Uh, it's getting warm.
35:34
>> Speaker C: That drink is going to warm up.
35:37
Um, have you tried it?
35:40
>> Speaker B: So I did a juice box after my homie told me,
35:43
which. Those don't hold up well in the shower. The
35:45
cardboard is not meant for that much wet.
35:48
>> Speaker C: I mean, it does have, like, some wax.
35:49
>> Speaker B: So I just drank it real quick. Just squash it down.
35:52
Popsicle is the thing that I've hit the, um,
35:55
popsicle in the shower, especially if it's one that
35:59
it's on the stick and not in the tube of
36:01
stuff. Um, because you don't have to worry about it dribling everywhere. I don't
36:04
know.
36:04
>> Speaker C: Yeah, that actually seemed nice.
36:06
>> Speaker B: Um, you've already shared a little bit, but go ahead and, uh, you can
36:09
explain yourself. And you're not explaining it to me because I agree
36:12
wholeheartedly. But you're not a fan of baths.
36:15
>> Speaker C: No.
36:16
>> Speaker B: So why is that? Because I agree with you. I'm not either.
36:19
>> Speaker A: Uh uh.
36:23
>> Speaker C: I don't like the fact that you're getting
36:26
in the bath
36:29
to get clean, but yet you're sitting in your own
36:32
filth.
36:32
>> Speaker B: Yes.
36:33
>> Speaker C: Uh, my wife loves baths.
36:36
>> Speaker B: Same here.
36:37
>> Speaker C: She doesn't take them every day, but
36:40
she'll take them every once in a while.
36:42
>> Speaker B: It's a treat.
36:42
>> Speaker A: Yes.
36:43
>> Speaker C: It's a treat for herself, a bath. But
36:46
I probably haven't taken a bath in
36:49
years. Maybe since I was a kid.
36:51
>> Speaker B: I was going to say I'm confident I was a child.
36:53
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
36:53
>> Speaker C: And it was a situation that was probably
36:56
getting the bath. You haven't
36:59
taken a bath in six days.
37:02
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I'm pretty sure last time I had a bath, my cousins and I ran
37:05
in the mud, and my parents were like, no. Yeah, you need to get clean, get in
37:08
there.
37:09
>> Speaker C: Which, speaking of that, and not to go too much off
37:11
topic, and since
37:14
you've got a couple of kids. Huh, why is it
37:17
that kids don't like
37:20
baths or showers?
37:23
>> Speaker B: I think from what I can tell,
37:25
well, it's probably more than two things, but the top two things
37:28
that I've observed is, number one,
37:31
that activity is taking away from
37:34
some other activity that they want, whether it's,
37:37
I want to watch TV or I want to just
37:40
play.
37:41
>> Speaker C: Right?
37:41
>> Speaker B: Um, and it doesn't happen
37:44
often. It happens probably.
37:47
I mean, there's probably some perfect parent that's giving their
37:50
kid a bath every day, but
37:53
realistically, it's probably happening at most every other
37:55
day, probably once every two or three days. And it
37:58
happens just seldom enough to where the kids are like
38:01
baths again.
38:04
But I had plans to go play Legos or go
38:07
do this. Um, and then the other thing, and I think this
38:10
is a shower thing. Um, we've
38:13
transitioned both of our kids to showers early because I've
38:16
noticed this. Um, there's a sensory thing that happens with
38:18
showers. I think if you wait too
38:21
long, I don't know. I'm not a psychologist, I'm not a
38:24
doctor. They can shout at me
38:27
some other time, but if you wait too
38:30
long, the idea of the shower water
38:33
hitting you, there's a sensory, like, I don't like the water
38:36
hitting me. And then you get these adult children
38:39
that are, like, 20, and they're like, I don't
38:42
like showers. Uh, it's sensory. It
38:45
hurts my skin.
38:45
>> Speaker C: It's like, okay, well, some sensitive skin.
38:48
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
38:50
>> Speaker B: But for me, honestly, I think it's a time thing.
38:53
I've convinced my son that
38:56
you don't have to spend 20 minutes in there. Uh, you
38:59
can get in shower, rinse off, if you
39:02
want to play in the bath, you got some time, and then you're
39:05
out. And honestly, he's able to lock it down
39:08
in five minutes now, where he's
39:11
like, yes. And I'm right back to what I was
39:14
doing.
39:14
>> Speaker C: Okay, so I guess that makes sense to me, because kids are
39:17
more focused in the now.
39:20
>> Speaker A: Yes.
39:20
>> Speaker C: And they're like, hey, I can't play
39:23
games right now because I got to do this dumb bath.
39:26
>> Speaker A: Okay.
39:26
>> Speaker B: The other thing is, kids love baths.
39:29
Uh, most kids, you get them in the bath, and you toss a
39:32
toy in there, and they're set, man, they're.
39:34
>> Speaker C: Ready to go, like this local swimming pool.
39:36
>> Speaker B: And then it's like, hey, you got to get out. You
39:38
look like a raisin. Like, get out of the
39:41
tub. Um, and then you're fighting the other direction where it's like, do you
39:44
remember, like, 40 minutes ago when you didn't
39:47
want to do this?
39:48
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:49
>> Speaker B: All I want for you is to go back to that.
39:51
>> Speaker A: Right.
39:51
>> Speaker B: Um, but, yeah, as far as I can tell, that's what's going
39:54
on.
39:54
>> Speaker A: Uh, okay.
39:56
>> Speaker C: Which, speaking of that.
39:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
39:59
>> Speaker C: Do you have any good stories of, uh, where
40:02
the bath has now become a
40:05
toilet?
40:06
>> Speaker B: Oh, 100%. Um, I'm
40:09
pretty confident that both of my children,
40:11
um, have pooped in the toilet. And the thing
40:14
about it is, they never do it towards the end
40:17
where it would be convenient. And you're like, well, we were mostly done. We'll
40:20
just scoop out, run the water down. It happens, like,
40:23
right at the beginning, and they get in, and it's, like, warm, and it's
40:26
like, uh.
40:27
>> Speaker C: And that's when the water is most soluble.
40:30
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
40:30
>> Speaker B: And it just disperses. And so usually.
40:33
What happened? Uh, my
40:36
wife, uh, she often is the bathing.
40:39
She's doing most of the bathing. Uh,
40:41
nowadays, it's really just our daughter, because our
40:44
son, he's kind of self service.
40:46
>> Speaker C: He's kind of self service.
40:47
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
40:48
>> Speaker B: But I remember, I'm pretty sure it was
40:51
my son when he was little. Got him in the bath,
40:54
and it's almost like he touched the water and just.
40:57
And you just see it's floating everywhere, and it's like,
41:00
well, take him out. Set him here.
41:03
He's got it on his leg. It's the
41:06
worst. Um, and then you run it down. You're trying to stop
41:08
it to put it in the toilet,
41:11
man. Yeah, just a runaway log,
41:14
actually, if somebody wants to make some fish net
41:17
type thing for bathtubs for when
41:20
kids do that. Um, yeah, peeing
41:23
is more like. They pee a lot at first, and then
41:26
eventually they learn, because
41:29
whenever they peer poop in there, it doesn't happen more
41:32
than a handful of times because they have to be taken out,
41:35
and it's cold, and they're like, I hate this.
41:38
I want nothing more to be back in.
41:40
>> Speaker C: So this is almost a, uh, potty training.
41:42
>> Speaker B: Yeah. The going in the bath,
41:45
they kind of learn it now. If you let them stay in there, they'd probably go
41:48
like, uh, yeah, this was good because I'm sure
41:51
there's, like, some sort of parenting trick where it's like, well, if you just let them sit
41:54
in, it's fine. Um, but, yeah, it's
41:57
weird. Yeah, definitely has
41:59
happened.
42:00
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
42:01
>> Speaker C: They almost need some sort of, uh, you know how they kind of like, uh,
42:03
dredge rivers or lakes?
42:06
Some sort of bathtub. Yeah, some sort of
42:08
bathtub dredging device that just,
42:11
uh, you hit the button.
42:13
>> Speaker B: Oh, I'm confident that they make some sort of, like, drop down
42:15
net thing. Yeah, we're going to catch all of it.
42:18
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
42:19
>> Speaker B: Even if it was just for bath toys as
42:22
they go. Those get gross, by the way. The inside
42:24
of them. You got to swap those out every couple of months.
42:27
>> Speaker C: Uh, because just a bacteria, you can.
42:29
>> Speaker B: Never get all the water out. And you can kind of start to see the black,
42:32
like, ick.
42:34
>> Speaker C: Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
42:36
>> Speaker B: Yeah, you go and you see, like, if you ever
42:39
don't do this, but do it. Like, if you go to people's house who
42:42
have kids, just take a peek at those bath toys, I
42:45
guarantee you're going to see something weird going.
42:47
>> Speaker C: And would that be weird, though, if
42:51
you imagine someone walks in on you in the
42:54
bathroom and here you are.
42:56
>> Speaker B: You'Re staring up the back end of some rubber duck,
42:59
like, uh.
43:02
Oh, no, this isn't good.
43:04
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
43:04
>> Speaker B: Uh, you all need to change these out.
43:06
>> Speaker C: Yeah, I don't think that would go over now. I mean, I know
43:09
I'd be in free reign at your place, but if someone didn't
43:12
have full context for that, uh, I don't know if I'd be
43:15
invited back.
43:16
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
43:17
>> Speaker C: Uh, but also, is it your duty
43:19
for the health of those kids to inspect?
43:22
>> Speaker B: I'm calling child services.
43:24
>> Speaker C: There's black mold going inside.
43:26
>> Speaker B: You got black mold in the rubber duck? Uh,
43:28
no.
43:31
I'm sure it's healthy and safe. The thing is,
43:35
kids get access to just all sorts
43:38
of weird, unsanitary
43:41
things that as I look back, I'm like.
43:44
>> Speaker C: How am I alive?
43:46
>> Speaker B: How did I not contract some weird bacteria?
43:49
Um, but
43:51
gosh, they're, like, resilient. It's all get out.
43:54
It's crazy. They'll get sick. And they're like,
43:57
next day they're fine. And then, like, an adult gets sick and it's like, yeah,
44:00
it's been a week and a half and I'm still feeling it.
44:05
>> Speaker C: I don't know.
44:05
>> Speaker B: They're built different, for sure. So, um,
44:09
what type of toilet paper do you all get
44:11
on?
44:14
>> Speaker C: I personally am not picky.
44:17
Um, in terms of toilet paper,
44:21
I recognize the differences between a
44:24
single ply, um,
44:26
at a public location versus, um,
44:30
bad. The nice charmin
44:33
triple ply. I could lay my head
44:36
on this sort of ply
44:39
so I do appreciate the differences between the two,
44:42
but I'm just not like, if I end up in a single ply
44:45
situation, which
44:47
is actually fairly common, because pretty much
44:51
anywhere that's a business has got single ply.
44:52
>> Speaker B: M they ain't stock any good stuff.
44:54
>> Speaker C: So whether, um, usually, like the gym, my
44:57
gym has single ply, my, ah, work has
45:00
single ply pretty much everywhere. So I've been a single ply situation a
45:03
lot. I just make up for it by using more.
45:05
>> Speaker A: Yes.
45:06
>> Speaker B: You just double up.
45:07
>> Speaker C: And then it makes you wonder, do they know this,
45:10
whoever's making this business decision? Or do they just go, you know
45:13
what? The people that are going to use a ton are going to use it
45:16
regardless. I don't know.
45:18
>> Speaker B: So I asked that of a custodian,
45:21
um, and he told me that
45:24
they do know that people are just going to use
45:26
more, but that they don't care because
45:29
the thought is that somebody knowing
45:32
that there's single ply in that bathroom, they're just going to wait to
45:35
go home. And so it's actually to drive people
45:38
away. Um, wow. And so then I
45:41
react to that. And, um, if you care
45:44
deeply about the environment, now might be the good time to
45:47
skip ahead. But, um, sometimes I'll regularly, like,
45:49
not anymore, because I don't have time for this. But I used to just
45:52
take a big old line of it and just stick the end of the toilet and just flush and
45:55
watch it suck the toilet paper down like a big tongue, just
45:58
like, hey, later. That's a tree and a half.
46:01
No. Um. Yeah.
46:04
>> Speaker C: To fully answer your question, that's what you're getting at. What are we as a
46:07
house?
46:07
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
46:07
>> Speaker B: What do you, um.
46:09
>> Speaker C: My wife is more picky than I am.
46:12
She's not picky on the brand. She's just picky on
46:14
how, uh, supple the
46:17
paper is.
46:18
>> Speaker B: Supple.
46:19
>> Speaker C: So there's been many times that I've bought
46:22
the wrong one because I more look at the price and
46:25
I'm, um, like, that looks like a good deal, and I'm getting a lot of
46:27
it. Um, and I know it's not like
46:30
industrial grade, but, uh, she prefers it to
46:33
be more soft. So usually we're not like picking on the brand.
46:36
Usually it's like whatever,
46:39
uh, Kroger's charmin.
46:42
>> Speaker B: Kroger, Charmin, Kroger, Charmin.
46:45
>> Speaker C: Uh, but I do appreciate a. Yeah.
46:48
>> Speaker B: Soft piece of paper, especially when you ain't paying for.
46:50
Yeah, that's it.
46:51
>> Speaker C: And that's what you can appreciate if you're at somebody else's house.
46:54
>> Speaker B: So what I learned. So Austin shared, he's only
46:57
like, he's. He's mad if you don't have charmin. Well, like,
46:59
exclusive. And so
47:02
if I gotta go, I'm gonna go to his house.
47:04
>> Speaker C: I might have to keep that in mind.
47:06
>> Speaker B: Yeah, he's got the deluxe paper. Um, and
47:09
then as far as toilet paper, are you all going over or
47:11
under on that roll?
47:13
>> Speaker C: Uh, it needs to be over.
47:14
>> Speaker B: Okay. Does it need to be? Or is it
47:17
like.
47:20
>> Speaker C: I'm not that OCD that if I go somewhere and I'm like, this
47:23
is upsetting, would you fix it? Uh, no, I wouldn't
47:25
fix it. Um, but if I'm putting on the role, it's
47:28
going over. And I didn't really come to that
47:31
realization until, uh, I worked
47:34
somewhat in housekeeping for a little while. I worked
47:37
for a retirement home in
47:40
college.
47:41
>> Speaker A: Uh.
47:43
>> Speaker C: Uh, let's see. So
47:46
it was a nice one that
47:50
the first one I worked at, people were
47:53
independent, right? So it basically was like living
47:56
in a community, and basically all
47:59
your needs are met for you or whatever, so you don't have to think about it. So anyways,
48:02
I had gotten onto their
48:04
housekeeping service after a little while. So basically, you were, like, doing
48:07
what they do in hotels pretty much for these people, which is fine.
48:10
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
48:10
>> Speaker C: Um, but I learned a lot of great, uh,
48:13
skills, uh, in terms of
48:16
how to fold sheets super
48:19
effectively or, like, a big quantity. And
48:22
anyways, that's where I learned. Onto the, uh, toilet
48:24
paper is that's how they trained you. They said it always goes over,
48:27
and then you always do the little crease, the little
48:30
fold?
48:31
>> Speaker A: Yes.
48:32
>> Speaker B: Uh, so they are brainwashing people.
48:35
>> Speaker C: Maybe.
48:35
>> Speaker A: I don't know.
48:35
>> Speaker C: That's just the hospitality thing, I think, is where it comes from.
48:38
So ever since I learned that, I.
48:40
>> Speaker B: Um, was like, that's awesome.
48:41
>> Speaker C: So I would do that in every room or whatever. And ever since then,
48:44
I've done the rogas over the top. And then, you know what? That
48:47
skill, though, came in handy because when I went through the police
48:49
academy, um,
48:52
uh, they were, like, super strict about how
48:55
clean your room had to be and all this other stuff. Um, and
48:58
that was one of the requirements was when they went and checked on
49:01
your room, the toilet paper roll, it had
49:04
to be facing outward.
49:05
>> Speaker B: It did not have to be facing over.
49:08
>> Speaker C: It had to be, uh, kidding me. It needed to
49:11
be creased. Um, it was
49:14
down to, like, they had a manual for
49:17
how your room was supposed to be kept, and that was in there. I wish I
49:20
could probably find it. Um.
49:21
>> Speaker B: Oh, my goodness.
49:24
>> Speaker C: That came in handy. I was like, oh, this is no big deal for
49:26
me. I've been here before. Uh,
49:30
I'm just going to keep doing the thing I've been doing for a while.
49:32
>> Speaker B: Gosh, I can't believe that
49:35
they cared. I'm convinced it doesn't
49:38
matter. I just throw the thing, huh?
49:40
>> Speaker C: No, they cared about a lot. I mean,
49:44
your bed had to be like, they get out a
49:47
ruler and it had to be like a certain amount of inches from
49:50
the top, and then the top fold had to be a certain amount
49:52
or whatever. It's not really a big deal once you learn how to do it, but,
49:55
man, little things like that.
49:57
>> Speaker B: That is crazy. Um, well, there you go.
50:00
Um, as far as soap, are you a bar soap or liquid soap,
50:03
lad? Which are you?
50:04
>> Speaker C: Um, mostly liquid soap. I've
50:07
dabbled in both.
50:08
>> Speaker A: Okay.
50:09
>> Speaker C: But I mostly used, mostly use liquid
50:12
soap just for the convenience factor. Yes. Um,
50:15
the thing that draws me back about bar
50:17
soap is that I don't like the
50:20
mess that it creates in the shower.
50:23
>> Speaker A: Yes.
50:24
>> Speaker C: Because either you have to have one.
50:25
>> Speaker B: Of those little stations.
50:27
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
50:28
>> Speaker C: So that's an extra thing to put in the shower. And I don't know about you, but there's already
50:30
enough things in there that if you take a quick turn
50:33
in that shower and I don't have, you're.
50:35
>> Speaker B: Going to skeet everything off with your elbow.
50:37
>> Speaker C: If you've just got the standard american tub shower
50:40
combo, um, there's not a whole lot
50:43
of real estate in there, so, yeah, if you take a
50:46
quick turn, something spooks, you feel a soft
50:48
breeze on your neck.
50:49
>> Speaker B: God forbid there's a spider somewhere in the shower.
50:52
>> Speaker C: Stuff's going everywhere. So
50:55
anyways, that's one more thing to fly.
50:57
>> Speaker B: Um, it's that sticky
51:00
residue goo.
51:02
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
51:03
>> Speaker C: So that's the main reason. It's the mess
51:06
that it can create that I got to clean that up.
51:09
Um, that's really the main thing. It's a convenience thing. I'm not, like,
51:12
opposed. It's not going to throw off my day. If someone
51:14
gifted me some bar soap or whatever, I'm going to use it.
51:17
It'd be kind of a weird gift.
51:19
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
51:19
>> Speaker B: It's like, hey, what are you trying to say with this?
51:22
You could just talk to me about it.
51:24
>> Speaker A: No. Yeah. Dang. Okay.
51:26
>> Speaker B: Liquid soap. That's the appropriate answer. Uh,
51:29
do you have any bathroom pet peeves? I mean, you've
51:32
shared the goopy stuff, but is there anything else
51:34
that happens in the domain of the
51:37
bathroom. That is like, this is unacceptable.
51:40
I, um, just struggle with this.
51:43
>> Speaker C: So I did have one in mind. It has to do with
51:45
traveling.
51:46
>> Speaker A: Okay.
51:46
>> Speaker C: So why is it
51:49
every time you get onto an airplane
51:52
that there's somebody,
51:55
literally you have hardly even taxied on
51:58
the Runway and someone's already got to use the bathroom?
52:02
And I'm like, were you not just in the airport with the rest of
52:05
us, access to a bathroom
52:08
every 20ft.
52:09
>> Speaker B: That isn't going to fill up.
52:12
>> Speaker C: Right. And it's not
52:15
that, hey, yes, you got to go to the
52:17
bathroom, whatever. It's not that I care that they're using the best room. It's that
52:20
it's the process that it takes, especially if you're at the
52:23
end the row seat that
52:26
uh, now everybody's got to stand up and then you got to
52:29
make your merry way down the aisle.
52:31
And I, ah, think it's
52:33
inconsiderate. Yeah, I think it's actually mostly
52:36
irresponsible that they couldn't manage their time.
52:38
>> Speaker B: Irresponsible.
52:39
>> Speaker C: Um, I get if someone maybe had like it was a layover
52:42
and they had to go plane to hop and I have done
52:45
that before and that is not a fun
52:48
experience that you're running, you're
52:51
running to the next one and you weren't able to time
52:54
your meals and stuff like that. So you get on the next flight like hungry and all this stuff. I
52:57
know this is not really huge problems, but. No,
52:59
but uh, if that's
53:02
the situation, I would understand it. Maybe they should
53:05
have some sort of admonishment when you get on the
53:08
plane.
53:08
>> Speaker B: If I was a pilot, like, figure it out, bud.
53:10
>> Speaker C: I'd be like, hey, look, I uh, know for seat,
53:14
I'd maybe even call out the seats. You are
53:16
exempt or maybe a pass that you give
53:19
them.
53:19
>> Speaker B: You get to poop as much as you want if you're in this row,
53:22
right?
53:22
>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah.
53:23
>> Speaker C: Because you've uh,
53:26
been having a terrible travel experience today. So we're going to try and make it for
53:29
you. But if you're fresh on that plane,
53:32
if it's a two hour or less flight, in my personal
53:34
opinion, no one should be using the bathroom.
53:37
>> Speaker B: So I think what you're describing is the person that
53:40
you're sitting outside the gate and you're chilling on your phone,
53:43
you're like getting your bag ready and you can see
53:46
the person and they're like sitting there and they're just like sipping
53:49
a sipping and they're putting away
53:52
16 to 24oz of coffee real fast
53:55
and they're the ones that gets up and they're like,
53:58
well, yeah, of course. They turn the light off and I immediately
54:01
have to go. That's the
54:03
culprit?
54:04
>> Speaker C: Yes. It's just someone has mismanaged their
54:07
time. And, uh, I think
54:10
it's just the whole experience of having to get up and get out. Like, I don't
54:13
mind doing it. I get it if it's like three or four hour
54:15
flight that someone's got to go,
54:18
but it just is such an inconvenience.
54:21
>> Speaker B: But, like, figure it out, right?
54:23
>> Speaker C: I mean, just be a little uncomfortable like the rest of us.
54:26
Um, and then just take care of it when you get off.
54:30
I guess if you can afford first class,
54:33
then it's probably a little bit easier up there. But not in
54:36
coach, man. We're all just kind of suffering through it together.
54:39
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
54:39
>> Speaker B: The woes of coach.
54:41
>> Speaker C: Yes. So that would probably be a bigger. That
54:44
thing always, every time we fly, that's something that's
54:46
grinding my gears.
54:47
>> Speaker B: Is Bailey just sitting there like, she's.
54:49
>> Speaker C: Like, just let it go.
54:50
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's fine. You're going to be okay.
54:54
>> Speaker C: And I'm like, no, that person. And somebody
54:56
needs j one's one more bathroom
54:59
trip about hearing about it.
55:04
Yeah, that's something
55:07
for me. But other than that,
55:10
uh, if someone blows up a
55:13
bathroom or something like that, that doesn't offend me. Like, what happens?
55:17
Uh, I don't need any sort of explanation, uh,
55:19
from somebody because I know that I'm probably just about to blow
55:22
it up myself, too. That
55:25
doesn't bug me. But, uh, one thing that is
55:28
kind of weird. I don't know if you go through this weird, it's probably some
55:31
human psychology thing, but if you're
55:34
using a stall and
55:37
say you're the only one in the bathroom, you're using a stall,
55:40
someone comes in there to say, use the
55:43
urinal.
55:44
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
55:44
>> Speaker C: And you just wrapped up, you're done. You could
55:47
flush, you could stand up and go out of there. Do you exit the
55:50
stall with them still at the urinal or about to wash their
55:53
hands, or do you just go and let them finish up and then you
55:56
make your exit? Uh, do you ever time your
55:59
exits from the stall is more of my question.
56:01
>> Speaker B: I only time my exits if
56:04
there was significant amounts of noise
56:06
being made that I know they heard.
56:08
>> Speaker C: Collateral damage.
56:09
>> Speaker A: Yes.
56:10
>> Speaker B: If I have to face the person that heard me, like,
56:12
because when you fart into the toilet bowl,
56:15
it's got reverb.
56:17
>> Speaker C: Right.
56:17
>> Speaker B: And so if I know that they heard it sometimes
56:20
I'll, like, I think I
56:23
used to. Nowadays, my life is spent
56:26
so often around and about
56:29
and just generally thinking
56:31
on bathrooms that it's like, I don't know
56:34
what you want from me. Um, you just go and make. This is my
56:37
existence now. Uh, yeah,
56:40
but I definitely know what you're saying.
56:42
>> Speaker C: Um, yeah, because I will time my exit.
56:44
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
56:45
>> Speaker C: If someone has just entered the bathroom. And
56:48
like I said, it's probably a personal thing.
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I, uh, will wait for them to go ahead and finish up,
56:55
wash their hands, get out of there and then make my exit.
56:58
Um, if they have just entered, maybe I'll just
57:01
go ahead and make my.
57:01
>> Speaker B: Give them the time that they need.
57:03
>> Speaker C: Uh, yes.
57:07
Another thing I had.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
57:09
>> Speaker C: Have you ever heard of a courtesy
57:11
flush?
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
57:13
>> Speaker C: Have you ever talked about that?
57:15
>> Speaker B: I, um, haven't yet. It's on the docket.
57:20
So where are you at on a. Are you, like, a regular
57:22
courtesy flush guy?
57:23
>> Speaker C: I'm very pro.
57:24
>> Speaker A: Okay.
57:25
>> Speaker C: Um, if I'm at home, no,
57:28
there's no need for it, at least in my current living arrangement,
57:30
because my wife and I. Yeah. And we have other
57:33
bathrooms.
57:37
I was more. Meaning we've got multiple bathrooms.
57:40
No, I mean, go use a different one.
57:42
>> Speaker B: My wife deals.
57:42
>> Speaker C: Yeah.
57:46
Um, but, uh,
57:49
if I'm in a public area or, like, say,
57:52
a shared bathroom or something like that where I know someone else might be coming in
57:55
there. As soon as
57:59
the sludged has reached the
58:01
porcelain, I'm going hitting
58:04
that flush handle, dang. Right away. And I
58:06
found that that can almost
58:09
eliminate any sort of odor. Foul, unpleasant
58:11
odor, almost instantaneously neutralizes it.
58:14
So I think I've realized that's where the odor comes from. Is it from just
58:17
sitting? Just sitting, yeah. And if you can neutralize that thing
58:20
fast, it's almost a non
58:23
issue.
58:25
>> Speaker B: Uh, this is the weird.
58:28
I'm not a courtesy flusher for a smell. I'm a
58:31
courtesy flusher for the sound. So I will
58:33
hit the flush and I will time that flush for the exact
58:36
release of everything. And so it just. Oh, he flushed the
58:39
toilet. And there's, like, heinous things happening in that
58:42
flush time.
58:43
>> Speaker C: It's like cover fire.
58:45
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
58:45
>> Speaker B: We're laying down, uh, an overtrack to cover
58:48
up the mess that's happening. Um,
58:52
it's kind of like auto tuning your bathroom
58:54
situation.
58:55
>> Speaker C: That's great. I might have to use that, too, especially if you
58:58
got a nice prolonged. Because some public ones have got a nice.
59:01
It's a good minute long process.
59:03
>> Speaker B: If you get one of those sloan automatic flushers you can just kind of reach
59:06
back and hit the little button.
59:07
>> Speaker C: Just.
59:09
>> Speaker B: And that's when you go. You just let it all fly. The worst,
59:12
though, is when you do that and you're just a little
59:14
off, and then it's just ending. And then that's
59:17
when the end of the happens. And then it's like,
59:20
well, now I'm made. Like, they
59:23
know exactly what I'm about.
59:25
>> Speaker C: Um, it's about to happen.
59:27
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
59:27
>> Speaker B: Uh, well, cool. Now we know what gets you
59:30
all fired up. Um,
59:34
I meant to ask this, on the toilet paper,
59:37
how many sheets are you using when you flood? Like when you
59:39
wipe? Or does it just like.
59:42
It depends. We're just rolling this thing up,
59:46
I don't think.
59:46
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker C: I'm never counting the sheets, but
59:49
if I had to estimate, uh,
59:52
per capita how many
59:55
sheets I use, I'd say
59:58
like four or five or six
1:00:01
or so. Somewhere around there.
1:00:01
>> Speaker B: Per white. Yeah, that's the
1:00:04
norm. That's about the norm, yeah. I've been explained to
1:00:07
me that I'm a freak. I'm on record saying that
1:00:10
you can do this in three.
1:00:12
>> Speaker C: I believe it can be done. If it's a charmin.
1:00:15
>> Speaker B: If it's like a Costco, baby, that Costco
1:00:17
bog roll, is it.
1:00:19
>> Speaker C: It's pretty supple, though, right?
1:00:20
>> Speaker B: It's not bad. It's not bad.
1:00:22
>> Speaker C: It's probably about what we're working with here.
1:00:24
>> Speaker B: It's good stuff. Yeah. Um, well,
1:00:27
cool. You can do it with three, I'm convinced.
1:00:29
Unless it's exceptionally wet, and then you
1:00:32
just add an extra.
1:00:33
>> Speaker C: It is something that goes through my mind if
1:00:36
I'm in a charmin household.
1:00:38
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:00:39
>> Speaker B: And you know when you are.
1:00:42
>> Speaker C: If this wasn't sponsored by Charmin,
1:00:45
those.
1:00:46
>> Speaker B: Big, red, beautiful bears.
1:00:48
>> Speaker C: When you're in a charmin household, you know you're in a place of beauty.
1:00:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:00:51
>> Speaker B: Uh, they shop at hobby Lobby. They have
1:00:54
to. It's required.
1:00:56
>> Speaker C: Um, I am conscious of sometimes
1:00:59
on that first roll, you're like, whoa, whoa. I need to dial
1:01:02
it back.
1:01:03
>> Speaker B: There's a lot going on here.
1:01:05
>> Speaker C: I'm not working with my
1:01:07
usual quantities here. And there's a lot of paper between
1:01:10
my hands. And so sometimes I've had to backtrack and be like, I'm going to turn
1:01:13
this into two wipes.
1:01:14
>> Speaker A: Yes.
1:01:15
>> Speaker C: Which is a responsible thing to do. Uh, the
1:01:17
damage can be reversed a little bit. Now,
1:01:20
the irresponsible thing would be like, well, I'm just going to send it anyway.
1:01:23
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:01:23
>> Speaker B: Or to crumple it up and throw it in the trash next to you.
1:01:27
It's like you don't even care. Um,
1:01:30
you hate me.
1:01:31
>> Speaker C: You're right. That's terrible.
1:01:36
So I think you just have to adapt by the situation
1:01:39
you're in, because if you're. Like I said, we talked about the single ply,
1:01:42
then I don't even know how many, um.
1:01:43
>> Speaker B: Who cares? Yeah, absolutely.
1:01:47
Single ply. You just got to keep spinning.
1:01:50
>> Speaker C: Uh, but you mentioned the automatic
1:01:52
flushers, so you have good luck with those.
1:01:55
>> Speaker B: They flush every time when I don't want them to. Like, uh, you shift
1:01:58
and it goes, and it's the worst.
1:01:59
>> Speaker C: Okay, I was curious if. I'm sure most people deal with that.
1:02:02
>> Speaker B: And the worst is, like, when you're trying to flood, like, wipe,
1:02:05
and then it goes and it splashes your hand
1:02:08
because you're wiping. It's like, can we not.
1:02:10
>> Speaker C: It's a bidet experience that you didn't ask.
1:02:12
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
1:02:13
>> Speaker A: Um.
1:02:16
>> Speaker C: They call that the poor man's bidet.
1:02:18
>> Speaker B: Yeah, the poor man's bidet. What's Jerry doing
1:02:21
on the drinking fountain? Oh, no.
1:02:23
>> Speaker C: Well, at least he's clean.
1:02:25
>> Speaker B: Yeah, can we get the pressure turned up on the
1:02:28
bidets? That was a drinking fountains bud.
1:02:33
Um, man, thanks for having
1:02:36
me over, uh, and hanging out
1:02:38
and getting some grub.
1:02:41
I'm going to do the shameful end of the episode
1:02:44
thing that I told. I think it was Austin.
1:02:47
I feel like when you see a dog taking a poop in their
1:02:50
yard, like, in your yard, and you're like, yep, there he is. And
1:02:53
he's, like, awkwardly, like, squatting. Uh, that's
1:02:56
how I feel every time I do the outro stuff. So, um,
1:02:59
feel free to
1:03:02
say whatever. Uh, but, yeah, thank you all for
1:03:05
listening. Uh, as always, we'd like
1:03:08
to thank Kevin McLeod for the use of bar room
1:03:10
ballet as the intro and outro music. You can
1:03:13
find Kevin's music at, ah, incompetent.com,
1:03:16
and his music is licensed under Creative Commons license
1:03:19
Attribution 40. Thanks, Kevin.
1:03:22
This has been another episode of privy. Thanks again for
1:03:25
listening. Thank you for having me over,
1:03:28
and thanks to your wife
1:03:31
for putting up with this
1:03:33
nonsense.
1:03:34
>> Speaker C: It's been a pleasure.
1:03:36
>> Speaker B: Uh, and now, as always, and I'm going to
1:03:39
migrate. We're going to see what happens here.
1:03:42
Uh, don't forget to flush.
1:03:46
Cord is pretty long.
1:03:47
>> Speaker C: I'm going to go for it.
1:03:48
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
1:03:49
>> Speaker C: That's great to have a sound clip of everybody's toilet.
1:03:52
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1:03:58
>> Speaker B: We'Re in.
1:03:59
>> Speaker C: Still good. You're still good.
1:04:00
>> Speaker B: We're in
1:04:04
there.
1:04:09
>> Speaker A: You.
1:04:10
>> Speaker B: Oh, nice. Oh, that's a good hearty flush.