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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 76 - Karaoke Sas · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there,
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  Speaker 4: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
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  Speaker 4: it sorts you out. Get your head back in the
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  Speaker 4: game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this, Snickers handles
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  Speaker 4: your hunger so you can handle everything. Else snicker satisfies. Man,
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  Speaker 5: What is up, everybody? Way? This one's for Africa.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give us a theme song or how about.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking our theme song could be more something
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  Speaker 5: a little more aggressive like Bob Dylan. No, some fitty perhaps,
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  Speaker 5: Oh shit, straight murder, I don't believe you. Murder. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: something like fuck around and leave you. Yeah, murder, murder.
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  Speaker 5: Your life's on the line. What's up, guys? Welcome back
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  Speaker 5: to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Some ship like that?
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  Speaker 5: Something something spicy, some.
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  Speaker 1: Ship like that. How does Gilly and Wallow get away
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  Speaker 1: with fucking uh?
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people do good?
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  Speaker 1: How did Gilly and Wallow get away with putting a
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  Speaker 1: different song at the beginning?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I mean big hating them they do.
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  Speaker 5: What is their big one? What's their song?
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  Speaker 1: Electric Avenue? Yeah, but they that's always the same one.
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  Speaker 1: Gilli and Wallow have a new one. Maybe it just
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  Speaker 1: to promote an artist, or it's cool because they dance.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they do dance. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What were you about to say? What off color to marry?
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  Speaker 5: Racist?
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  Speaker 1: And now we can leave it up to the you
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  Speaker 1: can kind of mad your own racism. In the the
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  Speaker 1: viewer to not insert something racist. This is kind of
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  Speaker 1: a you play a long type of podcast, choose your
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  Speaker 1: own adventure and you can spring in the racism on
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  Speaker 1: the top. Oh yeah, it's like a bake at home
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  Speaker 1: type of kit, just baking your own racism. They're coming
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  Speaker 1: for you, says I know.
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  Speaker 5: I uh, I'm a little I'm a little hung I'm
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  Speaker 5: very hungover.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like it.
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  Speaker 5: Boys had a freaking night last night. I mean just
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  Speaker 5: it was just guys out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: That's what it was. When I texted you, you were
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  Speaker 5: fucking You said that you were lost in a ball
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  Speaker 5: pit full of cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't know what it meant. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what it meant. Did the ballpit have cocaine on the balls?
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  Speaker 1: Or were you in a pit of cocaine?
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  Speaker 5: A pit of cocaine?
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  Speaker 1: That ship sounds fucking dope, dude. Yeah, what was it?
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  Speaker 1: Was the company party?
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmm? Recording this on Friday? We had a good
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  Speaker 5: ass time, bro. I had a fun Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had to miss it.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: What was it like films?
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  Speaker 5: Every single one of them? You're too cool? No? I
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  Speaker 5: had a dentist the pointing too cool for the company party.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dentist.
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  Speaker 5: You've never I've been here for two years, you've never
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  Speaker 5: been to one. Explain yourself. I have a hard time
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  Speaker 5: with those things. Man, while now, no, you're better than us.
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  Speaker 1: I found myself floating face down in.
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  Speaker 5: A don't go, let don't go our own Big Cat
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  Speaker 5: and Dave and they go to like they go to
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  Speaker 5: a different place, and they just like go to they
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  Speaker 5: go to a luger.
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  Speaker 1: We split the tomahawk, yeah, and fucking talk and we
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  Speaker 1: don't have to tell me.
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  Speaker 5: They have live security footage of the party. And you
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  Speaker 5: guys just pointed us and laugh.
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  Speaker 1: We squid games. You we just have like human servants,
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  Speaker 1: like bending over as we make bets on who's gonna
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  Speaker 1: fuck each other.
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  Speaker 5: You guys, clarify the pen deal. You're like to be
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  Speaker 5: clear where rich? None of them are? You guys aren't rich?
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  Speaker 5: Well where we are.
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  Speaker 1: But I got six to one odds that clemmer fucks tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Let the games.
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  Speaker 5: Begin, now, Yeah, it was fun. We had a good time.
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  Speaker 1: I want to come to one of the company parties.
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  Speaker 1: They sound fucking dope as ship.
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  Speaker 5: You could come. You're allowed. I always either invited I
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  Speaker 5: feel like a kid.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like tiny Tim outside is like the ghost
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  Speaker 1: of Christmas future and I'm fogging up the glass watching
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  Speaker 1: you guys have the time of your fucking lives on
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  Speaker 1: some rooftop somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: Oh dude, the rooftop. It's beautiful. Finger sandwiches, Finger sandwiches.
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  Speaker 5: I got. Those are the best slider I've ever had?
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  Speaker 5: Are you best goddamn slider I've ever had? Tyler would know?
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  Speaker 1: I sent Tyler on a mission. Tim.
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  Speaker 5: Typically a slider, typically a slider. They're super The meat
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  Speaker 5: is bad because it's just like a ball and it's
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  Speaker 5: like dry. Yes, yes, this was a juicy Yes, this
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  Speaker 5: was a juicy thank.
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  Speaker 1: You, thank you. They become they have a meatballish quality.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that there's some kind of shortening used in the meat,
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  Speaker 1: which is I don't like. I want the pure USDA
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  Speaker 1: grass fed, no preservative, no hormone meat. And that's what
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  Speaker 1: the sliders. That sounds like that they were.
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  Speaker 5: A hell of a slider. Damn, just a hell of
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  Speaker 5: a slider.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: My mouth is salivating right now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What was the address of the place, mister Purple? How
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  Speaker 1: might go get a fucking plate of sliders? Was that
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  Speaker 1: the place they like denied you or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: And look at me, now, did you go in and
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  Speaker 5: flash the bouncers from the inside?
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  Speaker 1: You're saying I.
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  Speaker 5: D remember this one? No, but uh it was a
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  Speaker 5: good time. We did the company party. I had a spot,
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  Speaker 5: so I had to leave. Came back, dude, and then I, uh,
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  Speaker 5: where we go? We went to some other bar.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like people went to a couple of bars.
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  Speaker 5: And then I routed that. I rolled up a good
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  Speaker 5: uh good crew to do some karaoke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw that where you going?
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  Speaker 5: Came? No, left instantly, no after I told him to come,
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  Speaker 5: and it was like a five minute walk and Gay's ubered.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because he's rich like that, he doesn't fucking
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  Speaker 1: walk though off ass feet.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, all right, who's good? Should be Ubers.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, it's literally like across the street
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  Speaker 5: and he's like, I'm not fucking walking. Get me a chariot.
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  Speaker 5: I need a surrey to take me there. And he
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  Speaker 5: left instantly.
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  Speaker 1: Who was at karaoke? I saw a video of like
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  Speaker 1: Keegs and O'Malley making out there some ship like that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I left pretty quickly. I sang my
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  Speaker 5: song and I dipped as soon as gas tombullens sang
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  Speaker 5: aga song that he sang in La.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of takes the steam out of it a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 5: What was the song that he sing in La?
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  Speaker 1: It was like many.
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  Speaker 5: Men, no, no, no, but he killed.
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  Speaker 1: But doesn't it kind of like when you hear someone
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  Speaker 1: do the same karaoke song more than once, doesn't kind
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  Speaker 1: of feel like all right, like are you a great
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  Speaker 1: karaoke performer or a song that one song? Yeah, performer,
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  Speaker 1: It's he's kind of a one one tripony takes a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of the luster off.
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  Speaker 5: I went new, I went new. I did. Have you
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  Speaker 5: ever seen the rain?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: It was fun. Can I hear a little bit? Someone
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  Speaker 5: told me long ago. Yeah, there's a calm before the storm.
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  Speaker 5: I know it can't stop one come on now, no,
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  Speaker 5: there's a stone foll stone, I know. Yeah, I killed her.
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  Speaker 1: Boys had a little trembling it.
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  Speaker 5: My good brother, that's the soul. Yeah, wow, it's really
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  Speaker 5: bubbling breaking out.
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  Speaker 1: What did you have?
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  Speaker 5: Some fucking some fried chicken, brother, some soul food? What
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  Speaker 5: type of fucking I had some.
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  Speaker 1: Tacos, some macaroni and cheese, some collared greens perhaps.
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  Speaker 5: No, but uh okay, yeah, who else was there?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: No, it was a little bit of a weak crew.
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  Speaker 5: I did my best. No call them out. I did
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  Speaker 5: my best, but it was a weak crew. Fuck. Gays
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  Speaker 5: must have seen it. You and Gas are on the
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  Speaker 5: same page. Gays were on the same page. Gas was
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  Speaker 5: making me do shots too. He said he was gonna
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  Speaker 5: fire me if I.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't do him pitching you by the back of your
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  Speaker 1: neck being like, dude, listen all the.
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  Speaker 5: Times I report you to Dave, I don't mean it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to make it stronger. I'm just looking
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  Speaker 5: out for you. Bro. See you like a little brother.
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  Speaker 1: You got all this potential willing up.
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  Speaker 5: You could be Jordan's Yeah. Now, yeah, it was fun though.
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  Speaker 5: How was your uh? How was your night? How was
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  Speaker 5: your dentist appointment? It was so fucking good. Any cavities
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  Speaker 5: of course, not type of time. Do you think I'm on, dude,
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  Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta go to the dentist. Yeah you do.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta do a lot of shit. Lost all my cards,
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  Speaker 5: so I'm now cash only. I haven't been to the
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  Speaker 5: dentist or the doctor in probably three years. Do you
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  Speaker 5: have my card? Yeah, here you go, brother, here's some cash. No,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna over till the next I have cash, bro,
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  Speaker 5: Are you sure this would? I mean this is this
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  Speaker 5: is probably this is probably worth more than the US
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  Speaker 5: dollar at this point. Isn't in the US dollar just
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  Speaker 5: fall underneath a dollar? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's the other way around. This shit fell underneath
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  Speaker 1: a dollar.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think the US dollar did fell and it
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  Speaker 5: felt ninety nine cents. That's how much a dollar is worth.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude. I think I'm right. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know you are.
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  Speaker 1: It was like at a dollar, it was like a
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  Speaker 1: dollar forty three. A couple of years ago, a euro
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  Speaker 1: to a dollar, and then the year fell beneath the dollar,
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  Speaker 1: and now they're about the same.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting. I don't know how much is a ten worth? Ten? Oh? Interesting?
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  Speaker 1: The conversion is fucking But I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: do with all this fake ass money. Dude, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get rid of this ship. But I know you're
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  Speaker 1: kind of rich. How did you lose all your cards?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how I lost my other car because
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  Speaker 5: I remember closing out at the bar and then the
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  Speaker 5: karaoke bar was cash only. Damn. Maybe I left it
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  Speaker 5: at the pizza place I went to. I did get
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  Speaker 5: pizza multiple times. Uh oh, I did get pizza. Oh
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  Speaker 5: this was bad. This is a fat guy move that
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  Speaker 5: I that I pulled. And we were right near my
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  Speaker 5: old apartment. Uh my, Like when I first moved to
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  Speaker 5: New York, this place and there's this place called Raise
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  Speaker 5: Pizza super goodzz. Yeah. So I was like, I gotta
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  Speaker 5: stop it, Ray, I gotta stop it, Raise Shady, I
• 10:48
  Speaker 5: gotta stop it Raise.
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  Speaker 1: This old spot killed everybody.
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  Speaker 5: And I walked in and I was like the regular.
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  Speaker 5: I was like throwing me the usual. Talked to Ray
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  Speaker 5: for a bit.
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  Speaker 1: How was the comedy could here?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Greek or what?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. Probably, I don't know. I don't profile,
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  Speaker 5: but I uh yeah, I got two slices, big old slices,
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  Speaker 5: ubered from there to my apartment, got another size, had
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  Speaker 5: the pizza place next to my apartment, and then I'm
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  Speaker 5: pretty sure I ate more pizza when I came up
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  Speaker 5: to our apartment. Yeah. So I think I might have
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  Speaker 5: put down a whole pizza last night in the span
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  Speaker 5: of like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Damn dude, that's uh but at least you're running.
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  Speaker 5: I am oh, I am yeah, fuck you, I am running, bro.
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  Speaker 5: This is my first day not running. I know, that's
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  Speaker 5: what I'm saying, right, been running every day this week
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  Speaker 5: except for today.
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  Speaker 1: I've my philosophy on all of it is eat whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want and drink whatever you want, but you earn
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  Speaker 1: it by exercising intermittently.
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  Speaker 5: And now do you ever exercise when you're hungover?
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes it gets you out of you and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it makes it way worse.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think I could run today. I think
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  Speaker 5: that would be a massive mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can sweat it out, but sometimes that it
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  Speaker 1: turns into COVID. Like you, if you feel hungover and
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  Speaker 1: you try to exercise, it can just like open up
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  Speaker 1: all your pores to accepting COVID. It weakens the body
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  Speaker 1: to a state where you're just a sieve for COVID
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  Speaker 1: to get in.
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  Speaker 5: Some of my best workouts I've ever had, though, have
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  Speaker 5: been when I'm hungover. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's the fucking key it is. You should sell
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  Speaker 1: a workout program where people just get shit faced the
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  Speaker 1: night before and then get swollen.
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  Speaker 5: That would be awesome, because I think it's like the regret,
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  Speaker 5: like the guilt. Yeah, is making you push harder because
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  Speaker 5: you're like, I such a piece of shit, badass. I
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: need to fucking lose ten pounds right now.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: The only way to get jack is to have a
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Rock style cheat meal every single day of the week.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: So you hate yourself so much.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: You've brought the Rocks cheat meals below. It's what you
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: had yesterday and this morning. No, dude, he has like
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: pancakes one meal a week. He has just pancakes. No.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he has a cheat day where it's like, hell,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: now eat pizzas.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: Now I think it's cheating meal. I fall him on Instagram. Dude,
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: I know he's he's got I don't, so you probably
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: have a leg up on meal on this. Yeah.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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  Speaker 3: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
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  Speaker 3: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
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• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
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  Speaker 3: you think college is for.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: Uber and Uber eats with deals this good.
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
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  Speaker 6: ninety nine a month.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: Savings may very. Eligibility and member terms apply. So how
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: was your light? I saw you were sucking off Drake
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: on Instagram? Yeah it was. When does the fucking dick
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: sucking stop? Bro? Is he gonna come on the pod? Yeah? Probably?
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: You guys were shooting dms after that. Crazy. Just let
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: us speak for itself. You like that one, Drizzy, That's
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: that's a shout out. I love to take you to
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: craft that up. That's a Jersey Jerry.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: That's Jersey Jerry's alter ego.
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  Speaker 5: I like to imagine you just in a room. Look
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: at you with like a chalkboard, like nosing around. That
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: must be sick, like just knowing you can comment on
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Drake's post.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I mean I could comment, but uh, it's all right.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: One Damien Nebraska is just the automn. It's just like
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: a hilarious name.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's funny as fuck. It is automatic. But I think
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Jersey Jerry is like hilarious. I think that he's Uh.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Whenever I see people like hating on Jersey Jerry, I'm
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: like why, I I don't know it's it's like it's
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: like a unique sense of humor too.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I think he's funny.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Who else could come up with one Damien Nebraska? Only one? Dude,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: my boy, my boy, Gavin is the one who came
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: up with Penis Raphael. Which is that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I think about it to this day.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I named someone named Penis Raphael. Yeah, the same level.
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  Speaker 5: He replied too, were you top? Were you top? Comment
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  Speaker 5: on that post?
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: No?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I think Jody high Roller was shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, what did you say? Or I don't know who
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: that is? It's what's his name? Riff Raff? Oh hell yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What did he say? Uh? I don't know. You can't
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: be getting beaten out by riff Raff in twenty twenty two.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I definitely can be.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Riffraff hasn't dropped a hit a hit in a while.
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  Speaker 1: He dropped the Sunday Conversations.
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  Speaker 5: That was a hit.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: That's that's bigger than hit record these days.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: He's been riding Caleb's coattails for so long.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: If you have a good Sunday conversation, that is better
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: than having a good song. If you have a good
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: podcast interview that's better than having a good song.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think you're wrong.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, like little Dirk, his uh million dollars worth
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: of game interview was incredible. His album was fine, but
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: the interview is better than his whole fucking hour.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Dirk hasn't dropped. He in a minute? What dude? And
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: I'm calling out Dirk? No, where's the camera? Where am
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: I looking? I'm calling he like camera, where's my telling
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: out Dirk? No? Bro, you're not about to go to
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: nutty block and call out Dirk. Dude, he's killed. He's
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: the one that kills people, right, No, no, no, allegedly no.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: I think he always gets away with it. And Willa
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: was in there being like, you need to stop fucking
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: killing people. You start making t shirts like you fucking
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: booked a tour. Yeah, he broke it down and they
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: all were hanging on everywhere. He went in there and
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: shed tears. Wallow shed tears to Dirk. Did he actually
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: he went in and cried. He was like Wallo cried.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they loved it.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: They were hanging on his every.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Why why did he cry?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Because he was like, you guys are going like you
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: need to go down the right path, like you need
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: to go down the right path. Yeah, he was, dude,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: and he came in and shed tears.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Dude, Damn it was passionate, it really was. It was
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: all about saving the homies.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I was killed to be able to cry in front
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: of a bunch of men like that and have him
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: take it dead serious. None of them were even uncomfortable
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: crying in front of some men, and no one gets uncomfortable.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's bold by Wallow. I'd like to have him
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: on this podcast and see if we can get him
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: to cry. Yeah, I don't know.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think he would, dude, I don't think he'd
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: cry for us.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Now, you don't think he would at all. I don't
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: think he cares. Yeah, people are like working out underneath
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: and everybody. Oh no, really, he's a legend, dude, I
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: gotta watch this. I didn't know that with dark As.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: He's from Chicago, right, Yes, he's like Chief Keef's crew.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: He's kind of his own.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Used to used to bool together for
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: a bit. They probably booled together. Yeah, you're actually probably right.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure they were booling for a little bit.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right. This is, uh, But yeah,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I love it hip hop music that he makes.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm more a fan of his murder. I've always
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: been a bit. I like how he spins the block. Yeah,
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: I like how he slides and then slides again.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: If any bodies are left twitching, that's kind of what
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I like.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: But uh, why why would Uh? I don't know.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: You lost your you lost your train of thought.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Does this suck? No? This is dope.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: It is I'm having the time of my fucking life.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Does it suck? No?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Are you self conscious? Do you even remember what you
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: said for the last twenty minutes?
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were talking about Dirk and I'd like to
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: bool with him some time. That's good.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like you have You're on Goldfish
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: mode right now.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: A little bit. Yeah, you're You're lightweight to goldfish. I
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: have been drank in a week and then I just
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: fucking threw it all away and that was that was
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: That was a weak amount of damage in one night.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I know. It's tough, dude. It's tough when you just
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: launch on a Thursday night.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: And it was a bat my set bad?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: How bad at the stand?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah? But the crowd fucking sucked it's never the comedian's fault.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Keep me okay, but no, this time, this time the
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: crowd actually did suck and I had fun Like I
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: was making fun of them for sucking and they were laughing. Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I was like, you guys fucking blow. No one's from
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Georgian here, and how am I supposed to do my
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: fucking act? No? I dude, I did like one joke.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I was literally just talking to him because I was
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: like I went in and I was like, what's up, guys,
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: and like nothing like like there was no reaction even
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: when I went up on like it was like they
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: were like, all right, start clapping for your next comic
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: and it was like and it was a sold out show, damn.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: What was their fucking problem?
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know. And I was like, does someone pay
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: you guys to be here? I was like, what the
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: fuck is going on? And then they were all just
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: like some people are just like they did like there's
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: there was two dudes in the back like screaming, laughing
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: just like and I was like, dude, are you guys
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: like drugs? I was like, this is this can't be
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: that funny.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: But you can't look a gift horse in the mouth
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: if they're screening.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was like thank you guys. Fuck yeah fuck
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: yeah no, I was like thank you and uh so
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: I knew my jokes were doing they were good jokes,
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: but everyone else, I mean there was like laughs, like
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I didn't bomb, but it was just like it was
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: so tight. It's so weird, dude. I just like a
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: random room, they can all like it's just like the
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: energy in the room. They can all get on the
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: same page, like, Okay, this is we're not gonna We're
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: gonna make this show be bad.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: It is crazy how energy is transferable like that, or
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: like who the fuck is in charge of the crowd,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Like is there? Can you put someone in.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: The middle of it, stands up in the beginning and
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: it's like we're not laughing, hey, tighten up. Yeah yeah,
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I mean it was like a nine o'clock on a Thursday.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I guess usually those are good shows, though, Fuck dude.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: The person that hosted the show though, wasn't there, so
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: maybe that's why. Well, if you promote a show and
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: they're supposed to be there and then they don't come,
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: it's like I would be pissed.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Was it Joe list No, who was it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Bro, say who was Dude?
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I would it be Joe List? Would Why would Joe
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: List be hosting shows at the stand that I'm on.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not in your little world. I'm not in your
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: little comedy world. I try to relate to you like
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: a father sitting down asking about the video games. Dude,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. You tell me, Bro, was it
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: not Joe List? No, yes, it was not Joe List.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I told Erica we should hire Matty Smith yesterday? What
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: she say? She said? I said, I think Matty Smith
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: should work at barstool And she said, then why doesn't
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: she put them?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Put her in the Saska coaching tree. Also, does she
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: know who she is?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: No?
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, but I said I was like, it was like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: she's hilarious and she should work. They should just we
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: should just like sign their podcast. Yeah, their podcast is hilarious.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Women good fifteenth chair on the Yeah too a sub
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: sub get her in the booth. She'd be agreed.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: She gets hired. She's like, so what am I doing? Like,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: you're gonna move these dials on this board?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that would be hilarious. Yeah, we're gonna
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: get you into a production role. We were talking about
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: that yesterday, about how there's so many Well, I guess
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't say.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: That, say it, say it, say it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of people at the company who
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: are like they are fine, like they do good at production,
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: but like they have no experience when they get hired
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: to do production. Yeah, and it's like wild that someone
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: like could literally just be were saying you're making jokes,
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Like someone could be like, oh, I love part of
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: my take, I'm gonna edit that show. Like it's like
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: it's wild that we do that, but I mean it works.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: It is crazy, and production has like such a broad
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: uh definition. Yeah, that like being one type of producer
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're another type of producer.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: But it's like Quiggs is like the most like by far,
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: the best editor at the company. But it's like I
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: can't imagine, like i'd imagine, I don't think, don't worry, don't.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, he is undeniable, but like i'd imagine other
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know, no one gives a fuck about what
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, right, No, no, I do, I do. I'm on
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: insecure mode right now. I know they might have to
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: burn this episode. Shut the fuck up.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: They would have to just record virtually. I just want
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to drop your tension. Stop having so much tension, dude.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: You want to miss a back massage? You want to
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: sing fucking uh some Tiesto again or whatever we were.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Singing, singing? Oh fuck, my mom's calling me.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: That's a answer, Broke. It would be hilarious for the
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: fucking podcast. Just finish what your thought was about Quiggs editing. Oh,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'm about to fucking arrest you. I'm about to put
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: your own citizens well, I'm about to have some cops
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: come in and beat the fuck out of you.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Dude. My mom's on my ass? What about what social Security? Shit? Taxes?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: What's your number?
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Uncle? Bullshit? Dude, Hop off my fucking ass, mom for once,
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: leave me be Mommy trying to pod. I'm trying to
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: bull with my friend.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to bull with Chief Keef and Little Jerny.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, dude, that's bullshit.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: When moms just fucking don't understand tax shit. Fucking insurance
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: making sure your apartment doesn't burn down? You have renters insurance?
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: No, you're fucked all right? Should we do a draft?
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: What should we draft it? Was draft beers. Yeah, hell yeah, hell, yes,
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: all right, Oh yeah, I was throwing some guineas down.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Is that a slur? Guinea is a slur.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: For Italian people?
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Say you can say, okay, you're allowed to make Italiana Irish?
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Are the two people I was throwing down some guineas
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: last night? Yeah, like what a stairs Guinea a slur? Yes,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: it's an actual slur.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: No, but it's for Italian people. It's like wop, Guinea dago.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Those are all like acceptable slurs for Italian people because
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Italian people aren't.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: They're not marginalized people. They're like historically culturally significant. Yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: they're affluent like Rome, like oh you pour a Roman bastard. Yeah,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: it's a massive empire Guinea fan centuries. All right, you've
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: been throwing some guineas down.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: I was, but I was referring to when I said
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: it was Guinness is yeah good draft?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, no, I want to get Owen should have
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the first place.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Feel like I'm doing a set right now and it's bombing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: It's not that it's actually way funnier. You're this is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the funniest that you are to me when you're when
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you're all being all serious. I'm like this shit is.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like that you're tight ass crowd.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: At this thing.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: But when you start saying stupid ass shit like this,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: that's when you really have me wrapped around your finger.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about movies, dude. People want me to start
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: a movie podcast. Really you believe that shit? Who's people?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: You pled? Guineas? So I was talking to some guineas
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: last night at the bar. They're like, you've ever seen
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Good Fellows?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: You got to start a mobster movie podcast. You and
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: nay do Nayd's back, Dude, what if you and they do?
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: We're just like, I know, the best scene in Donnie
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: brash Go is when they get out of fucking Alcatraz.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I'm pumped for nad to be back.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Pump for day to Do to do.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be friends.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Though, Dude, the.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Way he has his fucking whack pack around him and.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: All dudude, he rolls with a crew.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You just need a whack pack, dude. That's the only
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: way to get good content is to have a whack pack.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Otherwise it's a buffet of bits. You got to be
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: able to rely on your whack pack to always be
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: funny at fuck around you, so you can be the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: straight man, and.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: You got to be the hand. The biggest part about
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: a whack pack is you got to be the hottest
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: one out of them. Oh yeah, he got to surround
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: yourself with some serious back in.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: The deck with uggoes. Yeah he's got mumped those.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Lord SERI like people that look like they might have
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: like a birth defect.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Melted candles, like hunchbacks of Notre Dame left and right.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: And that's the kind of crew I want to surround
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: myself with.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Just fucking all different sizes, skinny, fat, but not no
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: one proportionately correct, you know, absolutely not. You need a
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: lumped out motherfucker. But it works and you look funnier.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: And they need to be dumb too. You need dumb
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: people around you. And that's where he's failed, because everyone's
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: smart as fuck.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: At this point. A lot of smart people here, fucking geniuses.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Am I gonna get canceled for saying the g slur?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Are you really bugging about that? Because you probably will.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: It's just as bad as Mick or krout. I don't
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: know what either of those mean.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: People crowds for German people well, we were allowed to
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: say his lords against the German people because they killed
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: all of my family.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: About seventy eight percent of your his family. Yeah, the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: other side is probably German. We're still out here. There's
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: eight million Irish people in Ireland and sixty six or
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: like seventy million Irish people throughout the rest of the world.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: There's like barely any in Ireland. They're everywhere but Jewish people.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: There's like seven million in Israel and like eight million
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: in the rest of the world. There's fucking that's camp.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, so you telling me there's only like ten
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: million or like fifteen million Jews?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Don't you feel like, you know, fifteen million?
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: That can't be true. We've got a high success rate.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Like, you guys are everywhere for
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: its like for there's.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Only fifteen million Jews out of seven billion people there's
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: that's true.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: What does it come?
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: What does a breakdown to fourteen point eight That's crazy,
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: that's insane.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. Isn't that much?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: How many Catholic do you guys? Make? Noise?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Boy?
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: What is it? A billion? Two billion Catholics?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Probably like five hundred million Catholics will be my guess.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: I'd say it's about a billion.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: The Muslims put up bees Catholics.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah you yeah, But that's how many of those people
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: actually take pride in what they do. How many see?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: How many people that take pride in the Bible?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Search that one? How many people can recite versus Yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: because all the Jewish people know the Torah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I know the torahup front of back. Yeah, you you're
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: born with that ship from Baroka tie out of the
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: first book I ever read was the Torah, and then
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I read the Bible to see what was wrong with
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: it and to see why so many have fallen into
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: the trap drag. Yeah, this tabloid with fucking all these
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: sensationalized to ask stories about.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like you asked Jesus.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I feel like you've definitely read all those.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Books, the Bible and the Torah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I could see you reading all Like, what is
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: the other one? Uh? Kuran, the Koran? You read all
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: of them? I could see you. Yeah, definitely, of course, dude,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Sidhartha fucking the fifty Laws of power, power, part of war.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I've read them all, bro, Have you actually read them?
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Fuck though, dude, the Bible is like impossible to read.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: This is not should is not wavy. There's parts of
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: it that are are cool, though. Revelations, yeah, when it's
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: just like fucking and demons and shit like that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the demon shit's crazy.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: But the early Bible is just like, this dude lived
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: for seven hundred years, has a has a took or
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: some shit like that, long ass fucking Hebrew sounding names.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: They had no concept of what a year was. They'd
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: be like, this dude was nine hundred years old, he's
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: probably just like fifty. They didn't even know what a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: fucking year was.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Na.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: People were stupid.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: They didn't know. And they were tiny. Dude, were small,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: tiny little idiots. Dave would have loved them. Yeah, they
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: would have surrounded himself.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: They would have killed back then. Yeah, a bunch of
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: dudes from Corsica. He would have just surrounded himself with
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: some old ass, dumb biblical motherfuckers, some dudes from Jerusalem.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: He would He would have been fucking Mary Magdalene. Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: just a sex and they just say the virgin Mary
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be a virgin.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: She would have been a married virgin, Okay, married to
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: the fucking game dude.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, biblical shit. Is that's too easy?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: The best humor rod because everybody gets it, dude, everybody
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: get yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: I got some I got some racy jokes about the
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: about the church that I'm doing these days. Oh no,
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: say less. You know to come see me live if
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: you want to hear those.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: What has been? What has the church been up to? Dude?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Are they back on their bullshit?
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: They actually are? Actually, I think I saw something about
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I think it was in Canada, like ten thousand priests
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: just went down damn for molesting boys.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it's on the boys at this point, it is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: It's pretty well publicized together.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Seriously, you we cannot keep on getting caught by they
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: think you would think that hundreds and thousands of years
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: of priests molesting little boys, the boys would fight back.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: It's like there's more of us than there are them.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It's like on Halloween when they're like, don't eat the
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: apple because there could be a razor. Dude, if you
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: used to eating apples on Halloween, dude, that's all you.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: What's cut it out? Dude?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Stop fucking getting in in the van the white vans
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: that people are driving around, Dude, stop taking fuck can
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: you from strangers. Dude, this is an epidemic of the unvaccinated.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: At this point, people need to get their ship together.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: I threw I sometimes when I'm board, I throw some
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: needles and like and razors and apples and I just
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: lead them out on the street.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, anarchy, bro. Yeah, it's like some fucking Tyler dirt
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: and shit. Hell yeah, you need to read Fight Club.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: I've seen the movie.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: No, you need to read it, bro.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Was it eight thousand pages? Not at all? It's very
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: readable too, kalnok. Why would I read it if I
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: already know what happens? Uh?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Because the fucking prose is so deep. Because those fucking
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: levels to that shit probably never even read Harry Potter.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I didn't start reading until this year.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: You know this. That's every book I've ever taught, Any
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: book I've ever talked about, are the only books I've read.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I know you read.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: There's none hidden in my mind that I've read.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I guarantee your mummy and daddy at least read to
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you at some point in your life. The fucking good
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Night Moon or some ship.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Now, doude, this ship reminds me of good night books.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: For me, this year reminds me of the Polar Express.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
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• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I know you read the Polar Express.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: No, watch the movie that sucks? Dick did it? What
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: an awful movie? The animation in that movie is horrifying.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Christmas movies suck like pretty much in general.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Now, I love Christmas movies.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: You like Christmas?
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: No? I like Christmas movies.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You just like things that remind you of Christmas. Yeah,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: but you don't like the actual Christmas movies?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Well, this is your test. If you want a movie podcast,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: have some kind of backup to this opinion.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Why do you like War? The movie's good? Christmas movie
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: can't be bro I've never seen it. How could it
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: be good? It's funny, it's crazy, Franks.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the worst Christmas movie.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Christmas with the Cranks is a good movie. The Nightmare
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Before Christmas, Tim Burton, you like that dark shit? Yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: movie is good.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Personally, I don't like that dark shit, dude.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: I like to feel good Christmas story. Ah, that's mad, Bro.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: I think you just have a bad taste in movies. Really,
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: we never hear anything about like what you like, Like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: what's your favorite movie? Good Well Hunting? No, it's not
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Why Not can't take you seriously anymore? Or Apocalypto. Apocalypto.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah ahead, dude, it's seen Nick. You gotta see it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: What is it like a post apocalypse movie?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's like way, it's pre uh. It's like
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: pre uh Spanish explorers coming to America. It's like a
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: native tribe.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Damn, bro, we would not have been friends in high school.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I fucking fucking nerd when I first started Chief and Weed. Bro,
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: I fucking watched this movie and it blew my fucking mind.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Is actually good? It's your favorite movie. It's fucking incredible.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: So goodwill Hunting in that?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Was that? That's the only two movies that you've ever enjoyed.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: No, there's tons of movies that I enjoyed.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: What else?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Call me by your name Moonlight?
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Uh, bro, tell me what movies you like? Uh?
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen those movies I liked?
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I thought that of the ones that came out in
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the last couple of years that, uh, you can't.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: What's the Matt Damon capable of answering the question?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just forgetting the name of the one. I'm trying
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to think of, the Matt Damon movie where he's a knight.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: And uh and I have no idea. I like mat
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: like it sucks. I talked about it on here A
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Night's a Night's Tale, Green Knight.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Blue Streak, what was it called?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: You don't have a single like you? All you have
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: is Goo Will, Hunting and Apocalypto.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: What do you mean all I have?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: You haven't named a single movie aside for those? What
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: do you want me to see that? For the gay movies?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And what's wrong with them?
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Nothing's wrong with them? Sucks? A have you seen?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: No, that's a fucking sweet movie? What the fuck ouse,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia dog? Have you never seen?
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Watched them like a hotel one day? No, dude, these
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: are like watched a good movie.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: These are all good movies just because you haven't seen them.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That was my point earlier. Dude, you just think they're
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: bad because you haven't.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Seen I just want to know what like like. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: don't want to know what like your top five favorite
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: movies are. And I know you know, but you just
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: won't tell me.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: It's changed my entire life.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Philadelphia, that's one of your favorite movies.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, it's good. No, Tom, it's Tom Hanks and
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: ben Zel. What's bad about that?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I've never seen it?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Exactly. It's about aids, dude, Dallas Buyers Club. I'm listening,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: fucking I'm listening classic dude.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: It exclusively classics. My fine, I don't want to know
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: about like your deep film cinephile knowledge.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Now, these are all just want to movies. They've all
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: been gay.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to know about what movies you actually
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: I liked the movie.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: The first movie I love was The Blues Brothers, and
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I liked it when I was four years old.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the Blues Brothers? Uh?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: No, I like Uh. Then I liked a lot of
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey movies, and then I liked
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Will Ferrell movies. So just comedies.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a comedy comedies. Yeah, I liked a lot
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: of cheesy comedies.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Uh, hot Rod was okay. But like you're talking like
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: it did you die? Was there? Like a did you
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: did something happen when you just stopped watching movies?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I've watched movies all the time.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Why are you talking about I liked I liked a
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: lot of Like what it what is your favorite movie?
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: But I just don't fucking like thinking of movies. It's like,
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: this is my favorite movie. Everyone has a favorite movie. Well,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: I said, good, well hunting, and you didn't accept what
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I answered. I don't know what to fucking tell you.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: You're fucking interrogating me, Like it's the first forty eight
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: right now, and I'm a kid that fucking shot somebody.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: You're like, I just want to know what movies you like?
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Who else was in the car? Over their fucking names?
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: I like, Uh, was that one movie where Ben Affleck
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: he was in it were made? What's that one? Yeah?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: I like that? That one's good. Like, you don't have
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: any movies that get you fucking fired up? Apocalypto, dude,
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: that's it. Jaguar Paul is running through the fucking forest
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: trying to fuck you got one. I just told you
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: you got one movie. I got like seventy, dude, because
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: all you do is watch movies, bro. The Last Duel,
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: That's what I was trying to think of. Oh okay,
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: that was a good ass movie. I just get a
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: bad job of thinking of it. All right, So I
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: just watched We'll make the graphic for this. Ron's three
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: favorite movies, Apocalypto, The Last Duel, and Moonlight. I watched The.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Norseman uh the other day. I thought was, all right,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: this is gonna background.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, people are gonna be like, wow, Ron has
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: impeccable taste. I have it in the files.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: The Shape of Water.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I've never seen that. I've heard it's very good. Though.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: What's some movies that have really made me fucking think, dude,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: don't look up.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: That movie fucking sucked, dude.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Moonfall?
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: What a what a what a letdown? That movie was?
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: The trailer looked so good.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it really was a good commentary on we.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Were bangers coming out and it just sucks. Yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I don't like Leo and that type of character, dude.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want him to be like a scientist who's
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: like a nerd or whatever. Dude, I need my Leo
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: being hot as fucking fucking.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm doing drugs. That's my Leo. That's my Leo.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I need him to be like off his ass on
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: drugs and like banging the hottest human being that I've
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: ever seen. And if that's a dude, that's.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Fine, Yeah, but I just want to see. I need
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Margo Robbie's tits and Leo's cock. It makes for a
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: perfect fleck.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: We're basically fucking Ebert and Roper. Dude, we're basically film
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: critics right now. No, this is really a movie podcast.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: All we need is some fucking cock and titties. Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm a simple guy.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: You get Margot Robbie's fucking cans on the screen mixed
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: with a little bit of Leo cock.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Did you see that girl on Twitter who was getting
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: fucking killed? She was like, I'm like, here's why I'm
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: a good TV critic. First, I'm an objectively good writer,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Like I'm very like my opinions are beyond reproach, and
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like an excellent writer. And she was like a
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: twenty four year old girl who I had, like film
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: opinions in like the New York Times or some shit
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: like that, and it turns out her dad was just
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: an editor for the New York Times. She was like
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: making a fucking dissertation on what it was to be
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: like a good writer.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe that people talk about themselves like that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And as I like grow older and find my perspective
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: in life, I feel like those are the people that
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: are the enemy, people that just like talk about themselves
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: being like, I'm fucking good at this, and here's exactly why.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: It's like that shit fucking bothers me to no end.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's the enemy. It's better to be sneaky talented
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: than to be actually talented.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: You just aren't supposed to pretend you're a fucking idiot.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Rome was called sneaky talented at the company meeting yesterday. Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: and SaaS or no, you're called sneaky the most talented person,
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: one of the sneaky, one of the.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Most It was just sneaky talented. And then Sas won
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: an award for Best Content Creator of the.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Cour Yeah, I won best.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: They had him in a montage.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: And it actually wasn't in the montage. I know that
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Nick was Nick one. Yet Nick One deserved deservingly, so
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: who else won?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Heard?
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: KB and Nick are like not doing well? Now we
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: should have fucking KB come on there? Yes, kind of
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: air his talking anymore. And it sucks because they're trapped
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: in Alaska. I think that actually looks so sick. I know,
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I'm so jealous. They're always doing some fun ass ship. Dude.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It's bullshit, Bro, you never get to do what you want.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: They're always having fucking fun.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Bro. I'm not saying I don't get to do what
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I want.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it, dude.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying Alaska looks cool.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, do me. It looks incredible. Was Donnie just
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: like face to face with a moose? Like moose is
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: fucking killed people?
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are strong.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Moose is paralyzed the fuck out of people. Your dumbass
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: will probably get paralyzed by a moose.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I saw a moose out in the woods in Wyoming.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I know, dude, I just walked right by it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, it should have killed you.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: It should have to.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: If there was any justice in this world, I'd be
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: weeping right now to a different co host about a
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: sweet memory of you. But no, you have to fucking
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: live a long, healthy life.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Hopefully, man, hopefully, it's all I can wish for.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: What'd you think about the company meeting?
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: It was fine?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, slow, there's a lot of fucking people, dude.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, I remember when this place was just me, you, Dave, Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: it was just you and Dave, Kevin, Keith, John, Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I remember, dude. The guys who put in the work. Yeah,
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: fucking twelve block a day. Tall guy. But it was
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: a tall guy. Wasn't there an intern tall guy? Oh?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tall Maurice. Yeah, he's like nine feet tall. He
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: used to run Philly. Oh there's also there's six ten
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: and there was tall Maurice.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: No, are you thinking are the guy in Milton? Oh?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Tall guy? Was there a tall guy?
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: No? Not Coli. There's a guy. Wasn't there there was
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: tall guy Colby. I'm pretty sure the guys they called
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: him tall guy.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: There's tall Maurice and there's six ten.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, No, like, look it up, look it up. I'll
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: look it up.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I'll get John in here.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Let's ask Keith. Let's get straight frown. Where's John.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: We need to get.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tall guy there was? Yeah, bro, you gotta catch
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: up on your barstool history. I know, dude. I gotta
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: sit you down teach you a fucking lesson. Dude. He
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: was like nine feet tall, tall guy. Yeah, tall guy.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, I forgot.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I guess I just you.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: I forgot you didn't work at Milton. Yeah, it was
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: tall guy. I read every article. There was fucking crocs. Kid.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Who else do we have to? This place is just
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: a fucking jungle.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Now you walk around, I don't know anyone.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Who is the other guy? Uh weird haircuts? Seth.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I see fucking Glenny walking around now, and he just
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: no matter what picture if you pulled any still shot
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: from last night, Glenny just has six women around him
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: at all times. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, Like he has
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the only fans girls. But then the women in here
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: act like the women that work you, act like they're
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: what it's about. They want to know because Glenny, like
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: what attracting attractiveness, is attractive to them. I'm pretty sure
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: like the fact that he always has some only fans
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: angels around him means that he's an attractive guy.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Glennie's angels, that's what they're called. They're sort of house.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he should just have his own only fans account
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: where they just come in.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: And he fucks them open ass. Yeah, like to do
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: you imagine if we made a studio for that first
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: so he could fuck them.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: We're like begging for a studio and they're like, actually,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: we need to have a sex swing so Glenny can
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: get dick down in the king bed heart shaped water
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: bed that spins and has mirrors on the ceiling.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: No, like fat white guys, that's hilarious. Is white, but
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: he fucks like he's black Passionately. White guys have no passion,
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: but no, Glenny's got passion. He's all about the chase.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: That's the thing about Glenny.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Glenny is he's a soulful lover. Yeah yeah, he just
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: every thrust has like a little extra, a little extra
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: English behind it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Glenny's only crime is he loves too much.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves deeply and spunks heavily.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Should we do an ad?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do an ad right here.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Hey, what's going on there?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Pal?
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: We saw you the hockey game market, so I know
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: you guys.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: That's what I thought, see you, fellas, I invented the
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments. And we're back. Fuck, yeah,
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: we're back. We're tapping into next level stuff here, We're
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: at least attempting to.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're not going to be restrained by the
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: liberal media now or the.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Things are about to get a little racist.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're about to.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: So we should change the name of the podcast too.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Things just got extremely racist. Now it's gonna get extreme.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: But uh, are you are you old enough to like
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac yet?
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: I love Fleetwood Mac? Really?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're old enough. I was about the gate keep
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you for a quick second. But you're old enough. So
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you like Fleetwood Mac.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: I got my Fleetwood Mac. I could get high every
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I get high every day. What does Frank Oshin say?
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Does he say that I got my
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Fleetwood Mac. I could get high every day? So you
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: know Frank Ocean? Yeah, you know references to Fleetwood Mac. No,
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: I know Fleetwood Mac.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, well I like Fleetwood Mac. Dude, meet me at
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: that level, bro there, meet me there.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Trying to think of what that one song is that
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I know by them? In the landslide rings.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, Oh the land slide rings me down.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: I was actually gonna do that at karaoke when we
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: were in LA, but I was like, yeah, this might
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: not be the vibe.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: It is the vibe, though. Everybody loves that song because
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: it reminds them of fucking unrequited love and early heartbreak.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It fucking has a subcutaneous fucking message.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: How does it start? Mirror in the sky out? That
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: ain't it? What is love? What is love? Oh? It is?
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: That is how it starts the child? Yes, dude, that
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: type of ship's great.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: You know how they got good by they all fucked
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: each other. They did, and they had this fucking outpouring
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: of emotion.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: And me, you owen, and we need to take this
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: pot to the next level. Did they actually fuck each other?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, they were all just swapping back and forth
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and writing songs.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: About That's not how most bands break up, though, and
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: that and they stay together. You always hear about like, oh, yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: they're based. Their base left, their bassist left, their bass player. Yeah,
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: their baseball player left, their baseball player leaves them. Yeah,
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: the bass players left fucking because he was fucking the
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: lead singer, and she got pregnant. She wanted to keep it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: He didn't.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Some ship like that like that, but these always something
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: like that. That's how Donnie and Marie broke up. Dude,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: they were fucking each other and then they broke up.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: But uh, the uh fucking quick waight hand a friendship?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Seriously, That's why I keep my fucking little separation of
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: church and state depend on the sword, have to be fellas,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: keep it in your pants, Separate but equal that dude,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: here's a little fucking allegory. I have this cast on right.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I took it in the shower the first two days,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: but even though there was a plastic bag on top.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Of it, it still got wet. Is it wet right now?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: No, it's not because today I kept my arm out
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: of the shower. Only way to keep your arm from
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: getting wet, just keep.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: It out of the shower.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Think you fellas right?
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Huh? I don't think you did it right? What do
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: you mean the first hot if there's a bag like,
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: did you put a trash bag on?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was a trash tied it, yes, very tight.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I did a double knot. And the second time I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: put it above my fucking elbow and it still got wet.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: First off, the trash bag was more porous than I thought.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: And second of all, there was some little even as
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: tight as you tie trash bag, there were some little drips,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: little drips.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: See, I don't I don't really get it because I
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: remember when I had my cast. I wait, remember hour.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: We've known each other for how long? I didn't know
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: you had a cast?
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: I broke my arm, bro I've told the story before.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: You learned something new every brother, I didn't even cry.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: What, No, you didn't tell me that. They were like
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: they thought I was a real trooper in the hospital.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: You got fucking stories.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: They were like, dude, you're a fucking you're good guy.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: What happened? You fell out of a tree, like, dear
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Evan Hanson.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Now I've told this story. But I broke my arm
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: on the first day of fifth grade.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you didn't want to go to.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: A new school, damn. And I was laying on the pavement,
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: squirming around with a group of people around me, and
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: I didn't cry. Have that shit together?
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Were you?
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: When the nurse came and she walked me to the
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: nurse's office and my dad came and picked.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Me up, and you just didn't cry this whole time.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: No, when I was with my dad, I was just
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: chilling because I just had my arm on a pillow. Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I think it's probably broken. Oh no,
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I think the nurse looked at it and was like, yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: that is bonder b I think my arm was like bent.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Damn like that boy bent, you were bent as far. Yeah,
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: but that that's kind of dope. Were you conscious in
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: the moment of being like, I'm not gonna cry? Oh yeah,
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: and then they had to rebreak my arm.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: To make you cry. Yeah, we're not done with this
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: until this kid cries.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Two nurses were just squeezing the fuck out of my
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: arm to rebreak it, and they like injected me with
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: this like a numbing thing, but it had to go
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: into the bone. What So I'm awake and I can
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: see the x ray because it's like a live X ray,
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: and I see the needle like getting closer and closer
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: until it hits the bone. And it was like, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't cry, bro kept that shit together. What fucking
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: nurse's job is to break a child's arm? Well, if
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: it's if it's fucked up. You gotta break it and
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: put it back in the right position so that when
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: you put the cast on it heels properly.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: What type of nurse are you? I break little kids on? Yeah?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They were like, you're so brave. It's like, shut
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: the fuck up, crack fucking broke your shit.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I went through a shoulder special so this one time
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, what way does your shoulder
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: pop out? And uh, I was like trying to explain
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: it's like when I go up like this or reach
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: back like it can be like that. And they're like,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: all right, hang on a second.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: And then the doctor and his like this renowned shoulder
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: specialist and his assistant just start like fucking.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Jamming my shit trying to pop it out. They're like
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: this might hurt a little bit. And they just tried
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: from every angle to pop it out Christ and they're like,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: all right, don't resist, and I was like, no, dude,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pop my shoulder.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Give you any painkillers not.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: They just did it on the spot and I just
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: never went back to the dude, and my shoulder has
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: suffered from it from today. But it's like, dude, you
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: can't just come and fuck me up like that.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Medicine's just them fucking people up.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: You know the weird part about have you ever broken
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: a bone? Yeah?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I broke my face.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: You broke your face?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: My top of my jaw.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn. Tyler broke his face too bad, way worse
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: than you, my boy, Tyler, and guarantee was worse than yours.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Really have you ever seen the pictures? I don't think so, dude.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Like he broke the fuck out of his face really, yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: like bad?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Damn dude, I would hate to get in a pissing
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: contest about breaking faces.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're ast one.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Now I'll let him have this one.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Oh dude, you're gonna want to let him have it.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: I am letting him have it. Yeah, but it's not
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: as good as I just want to know. I want
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: you to know beforehand the story is not gonna.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Be I know, dude, I know what it is. I
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: moved into a new apartment that had a long ass hallway.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: It was a three thousand square foot apartment and we
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: had already.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: A worse story. Bro stop spreading your capitalists bullshit on us.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It was a warehouse.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I moved into this big ass house. This
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: pad that's only important because the hallway was not okay,
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: continue and there's uh.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: And I was in a rollie chair, not unlike this one,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: and people were pushing me down the hallway and pushing
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: me the other way down the hallway, and I was
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: going too fast, and I realized I was about to
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: go down the only set of stairway, so I bailed
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: at the last second and put my feet on the ground.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: But my face cracked into a banister, my cheek and
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: like broke the top of my jaw over here, and uh,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: try to sleep it off. But the next morning it
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: was like if you touched it, my face just wasn't
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't really there.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Holy ship. You tried to sleep it off?
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tried to because I wasn't gonna go to
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the hospital in the fucking middle of the night when
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I was all banged up. We were obviously drinking. We
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: just moved into this house.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: I see. Oh dude, it's bad.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Woo damn dude, you look like a serbian basketball player,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: you do? You look like Nikolai Joki kind of like
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: a hot kid.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: What happened you? Like? Face planning on a track? Right yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: swing that swing that pitch around.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Something.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: You're gonna want to hear this because his face is
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: fucked up. Yeah, I got a softball in his cheek.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: Going into this day, I was told like I was
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: transferring schools. I was like already bummed out, like last
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: day of like school with my friends.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Basically last day of track practice.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: We're doing like a warm up lap.
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: My best friend jumps on my back because everyone like
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: was like happy track.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Was I because we all hate a track?
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, hopped to my back and like a warm up
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: black pushed off and then like I fell on the ground.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: Everybody fell on top of me. So I cracked in half,
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: like clean right here, yeah, and then five spots.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Here this shot and this side yeah, like right next.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: To my ear was just a clean cut, and then
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: five spots shouted and like run into my chin.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: So I had my mouth wire.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: I shot for like a month and a half. Could
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: only eat like like short like melted ice cream pro
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: te shakes.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: I had to like brush my teeth. I using this
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: mouthwash that like would kill.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Because it was like superya, what would you do when
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: someone ordered pancakes?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Nothing like I was looking for. I just sit the
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: scissor Kanye, Kanye, But yeah, that was a pretty That
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: was a pretty easy layup, bro, and got that. But
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: and then I had like screwed my face for like
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: six seven months, and I couldn't do anything. So I
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: just had to like sit on a couch, didn't like nothing.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: I couldn't talk.
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: I had to write everything on a white boyd And
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: if I like wanted something, I had like a bell
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: that I.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Just like, dude, that sounds like a fucking Civil War injury. Yeah,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: having a bell that's terrible. Did you haven't to do
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: any of that?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a bell. I talked.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Going to your story.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Morphine rocks.
• 55:33
  Speaker 8: White people get addicted that I was on that, like
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: who hospital trip rocks.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Painkillers?
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I was hoping to get some just
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: for this cast on my own arm, just walking and
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: they'd have to buy it. Right. There's a common misconception
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: that pills aren't fun. They're the best. People. Don't get
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: addicted to ship that sucks? No, No, they don't.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Hey, this is area from Chicks in the Office and
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: this season we're heading home for the holidays with Abercrombie
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: and Fitch. We all know our calendars are about to
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: get chaotic. For NonStop plans, Abercrombie has the pieces to
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: curate your perfect seasonal wardrobe. Sweaters and denim for casual plans,
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: party dresses for nights out, and comfy matching sets for
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: everything in between. Keep the chaos cute this season in
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: Abercrombie shot their new holiday outfits in the app, online
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: or in stores.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Fuck, dude, yeah, but I remember, so, were you in
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: like a lot of pain for a while after it broke? No,
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: they have me on pain killers. Damn. I didn't get painkillers.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: They would just like take some Adville because you were
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: a child. Yeah, And dude, I remember the so they
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: gave me the shot and like once that kicked in,
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: it was like it felt like I didn't even have
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: a broken arm anymore. So they were like, they were like,
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: but don't go crazy with it, because it's gonna feel
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: like you're fine. They're like, don't just be like, well,
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: you're gonna have to keep it elevated, to keep it
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: in the slang and everything. And I was like, of course,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I didn't listen. And I'm like fucking walking around like
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: I'm the man with my new cast on and.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: You still wear that fucking today.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So I'm walking around and then I got home
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: and I'm like screaming in pain because the kid because
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: the shot wore off, damn, and it was so painful. Damn.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: But I think I sucked it up permanently though.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: No, I've always thought that my left arm, my left
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: arm was like smaller than my right arm. Wait, wait,
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: which arm did I break? Damn? I don't know.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: That's probably how dominant arms were.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know there's one of my arms. I'm convinced that,
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: like my wrists are smaller.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: You could probably even measure them.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: But yeah, and I think it's because of how it
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: broke it.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Bro. You ever seen someone get a compound or what
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: is a compound? No compounds? Multiple breaks? What is the
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: one where it comes out of the skin.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I think compound is yeah, big but it comes out
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, Oh dude. I like to watch skate scape
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: injury and shit like that. Yeah, when people get their
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: like legs broken and stuff and they feet broken. So
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I have seen that ship. It's fucking gross, Tyler. I know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I know you've got that as well. Tyler's just broken
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: every part of his body.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Have you broken other parts of your body both his ankles.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus, that's crazy.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: And then everything's brow face. Yeah, dude, that shit's bad.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Just popping shit out.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not good.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be done with breaking stuff.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Oh me too. You gotta you hit a certain age
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: where it's like, no, that's just not cool. I think
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: like fifteen, it's like when you're like.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: But then people turn seventy and it's like start breaking
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: stuff again.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: That's when it gets depressing. I know, Old Yeller put
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: them down, dude. People definitely do get depressed when the
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: shit happens to them too, dude. People's bones are so brittle, yeah,
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: and they're they're like I could they could like bang
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: their elbow and they're like, god fuck yeah, I just
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: broke it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: And their muscles and joints are tight, like they don't
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: have like the same like to turn to dust. Yeah,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: this shit fucking crumples. You got to you gotta start
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: stretching or you're gonna die.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Dude. I've been stretching, bro. You know I've been working out.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: I know you've been running, but you you add a
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: stretch onto that, I guarantee you in like a week
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: or so, we won't record again until next Monday.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing that? You're not going to
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: be here? Why are you recording on Friday?
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going home just for like two days. Okay, got
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: to link up with my dukes some of that fucking lasagna.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I know how it is.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Now. I'm going home to uh see my sister who's
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: home right now, and my cousins before my cousin's going
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: abroad for like six months.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: We got to take this show abroad. We gotta quit
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: fucking around we do. We're like we're playing. You need
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: to get some You need to get booked in Australia,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Ireland and England, right. I know some places wherever they
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: speak English and they'll get your fucking You.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Know a lot of people do Australia, your little.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Anti church jokes and shit like that. Wherever they're those
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Catholics that speak English.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: You need to be one hund.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Wherever the Pope's fucking reach has touched.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Let's get down to Australia, dude.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: It'll be funny, big time batt We'll fucking sit first class.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Oh so you gotta stop wearing that cowboys shirt. Dude,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: we take this shit, super serious and Philly.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: If you can get me a sweatshirt that fits the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: exact sand that says Eagles, I'll wear it proudly.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah you have extra collar, just a ton of collar
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  Speaker 1: in that switch.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right, I like it. Yeah, it does look
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  Speaker 5: fucking sweet. It looks dope, doesn't it. It does lie
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: as hell. Fuck dude, they said it couldn't be done somehow,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: sass is fucking attacking.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: You're a absolute fucking beast, dude.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: All right, so we wrap it up. Let's end this episode.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, thanks everyone for fucking listening.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Hopefully I didn't suck ass. I'm gonna be uh in Phoenix,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Arizona rowan as a new podcast coming out.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I have a new podcast coming out.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: So check out both of those things.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Check out the new podcast with Patrick Beverley about the NBA.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Check that out. And if you really like that, then
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: head on over to my website and you can see
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: me live. Yeah yeah, yeah, I think people like No,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I'm excited for it. I was gassing it up yesterday.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah online.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was dope as fuck, dude.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's like, dude, you got to fucking link up
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  Speaker 1: with a d and Lebron.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: I know. Yeah, people want to see me and Lebron
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: in the same room.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Let's make it happen. Yeah, I think that's realistic.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: I know. All right, we'll see you guys next week.