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- 0:01Speaker 1: With the John and Ben Podcast. Cheers to Delmark making
- 0:04Speaker 1: the world a better tea.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast on a Wednesday, the day before Halloween,
- 0:09Speaker 2: and we start things off with a bit of a
- 0:10Speaker 2: Halloween scare for you first thing in the morning, Megan.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew it was coming, so I don't know
- 0:15Speaker 3: why it was so scary, but I expected you to
- 0:18Speaker 3: almost be here when I got to work.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I did think about I contemplated that. I'm not
- 0:22Speaker 2: entirely sure. What's because you're parking different car park from us.
- 0:25Speaker 4: I don't want to.
- 0:27Speaker 5: I'm not overly committed to these other opportunities.
- 0:30Speaker 2: It's not like while you get one shot to scare Megan,
- 0:33Speaker 2: there's other chances.
- 0:34Speaker 3: I get here just before five and all the lights
- 0:37Speaker 3: were off, that.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Would have been a good place, a good time to
- 0:40Speaker 4: do it.
- 0:40Speaker 6: I was on edge, but you did manage to get me.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:42Speaker 5: Shout out to all the you know, the serial murders
- 0:45Speaker 5: there they you know they're running some hours, aren't they
- 0:48Speaker 5: act the early catches in that game morning?
- 0:54Speaker 6: Did they sit there alarming it?
- 0:56Speaker 4: Right?
- 0:56Speaker 3: They?
- 0:56Speaker 5: No doubt they're going to their nine to fives.
- 0:58Speaker 4: During the day.
- 0:59Speaker 2: All I need to change that Saprinda Carpenter song and
- 1:02Speaker 2: then working the Killer.
- 1:06Speaker 5: Other the jobs you can work late out anyway, Enjoy
- 1:08Speaker 5: the podcast.
- 1:09Speaker 4: And here is the frightening moment for Megan this morning.
- 1:12Speaker 4: It's Halloween tomorrow.
- 1:14Speaker 2: That's really snuck up on us and a very exciting,
- 1:17Speaker 2: exciting day for me. Meghan, you're just excited to get
- 1:19Speaker 2: it out of the way because on the first thing,
- 1:21Speaker 2: I remember you put your Christmas tree up.
- 1:22Speaker 3: It's out of respect of Halloween that I pause until
- 1:26Speaker 3: I'm like, get all that costume rubbish.
- 1:28Speaker 7: Out of them.
- 1:29Speaker 4: It's great, it's a great time.
- 1:30Speaker 5: Yeah, respected deserves now being had pre warned.
- 1:33Speaker 4: Us last week.
- 1:34Speaker 5: He's like, hey, I've got a plethora of costumes and
- 1:36Speaker 5: I'm going to use this week to give you both frights.
- 1:38Speaker 4: I was on a high alert today.
- 1:39Speaker 5: You got me yesterday and we as I was running
- 1:42Speaker 5: terribly late for work, You're standing by for about twenty
- 1:44Speaker 5: three minutes waiting.
- 1:45Speaker 4: There's a sort of crazy looking clown.
- 1:47Speaker 5: Wait and you today again on a high lud. I
- 1:56Speaker 5: walked in Tony Street, came up to good Morning. I said,
- 1:58Speaker 5: wrapped her. I thought good mask been.
- 2:01Speaker 4: To peel her because it wasn't my tune today.
- 2:06Speaker 2: It was a Megan you know, like I even gave
- 2:09Speaker 2: you a little hits up. I was like, how would
- 2:10Speaker 2: it be if I gave you a fright.
- 2:11Speaker 4: In the morning.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was aware of it and I was
- 2:15Speaker 3: prepared for it. When I walked and I it was dark,
- 2:19Speaker 3: like all the lights are off in reception everywhere, and
- 2:21Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, here we go. And
- 2:23Speaker 3: nothing happened. And then I went into a little studio
- 2:26Speaker 3: and I was like, here we go. I was waiting.
- 2:28Speaker 3: I was just constantly to yourself or just and.
- 2:32Speaker 6: I was like, don't get it right, You're all right,
- 2:34Speaker 6: it's just been And so I was in the studio.
- 2:36Speaker 6: I thought you were going to.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Come into the studio and then Ali produced Alie's like,
- 2:40Speaker 3: can you come avoice something for us?
- 2:41Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, because we're waiting
- 2:43Speaker 2: outside for you for ages and we need to get
- 2:45Speaker 2: you out because I got no phone memory. It's like
- 2:47Speaker 2: I'm going to run out of space the phone recording
- 2:50Speaker 2: for like four minutes. I was like hell to Ellie's terrible,
- 2:53Speaker 2: like for someone who's a great actor, a terrible actor.
- 2:56Speaker 2: When she she was like cracking up before she went
- 2:58Speaker 2: and I'm like, what are you laughing about?
- 2:59Speaker 4: No, they can't lie. I can't lie. You know.
- 3:02Speaker 6: I'm also just so gullible.
- 3:03Speaker 3: I was on a highlot all morning and then she's like, came,
- 3:06Speaker 3: I do some voice And I was like, yeah, of course.
- 3:08Speaker 7: So you walked out.
- 3:28Speaker 4: So going on.
- 3:29Speaker 2: So I was waiting outside in a sort of scream
- 3:31Speaker 2: costume reaper and you thought you peat yourself just a
- 3:35Speaker 2: little bit.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Yeah my blood.
- 3:37Speaker 5: Doesn't you? Yeah, you read flag that you see it. Hey,
- 3:40Speaker 5: it's not you know, doesn't have the strength. You said,
- 3:43Speaker 5: did it because I did?
- 3:44Speaker 4: Seduced? Maybe wearing some tiner pants today my advice.
- 3:48Speaker 6: No I didn't. No, I didn't.
- 3:50Speaker 3: But also that costume you wore, the screen mask that
- 3:53Speaker 3: those movies scared. They were probably the last movies that
- 3:56Speaker 3: I watched, last scary movies.
- 3:58Speaker 6: They scared the crap out of me. Is the worst
- 4:01Speaker 6: possible choice for you?
- 4:02Speaker 4: No, it was great.
- 4:03Speaker 2: We'll put that that footage up on the hats Breakfast
- 4:05Speaker 2: on an Asadam story as well.
- 4:06Speaker 4: Two more days, two more days ago. It's a Western.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Then get your Christmas tree up.
- 4:12Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 4:14Speaker 5: Encountered something yesterday and this is a common occurrence on
- 4:17Speaker 5: New Zealand roads. That is, hey, it's one hundred percent
- 4:20Speaker 5: or front foot one hundred percent legal maneuver, but I
- 4:23Speaker 5: think it should be one hundred percent illegal. Okay, So
- 4:25Speaker 5: you're thinking something should be like you am, damn right,
- 4:28Speaker 5: I fell victim.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Yused to.
- 4:29Speaker 5: You know, when you're at an intersection, you're turning right, okay,
- 4:33Speaker 5: on the inside of you, there's enough gap between the
- 4:36Speaker 5: footpath and you for another car to squeeze and take
- 4:39Speaker 5: a cheeky left. Okay, you're turning right and this squeezes.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Now my issuer is I've been sitting at the intersection.
- 4:46Speaker 5: I'm looking both ways, you know, for my gap to go.
- 4:50Speaker 5: Someone comes in van mini truck completely they're doing a
- 4:54Speaker 5: left one hundred.
- 4:55Speaker 4: Legal but blocks your view.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Yeah, and the last thing you see is like, oh,
- 4:59Speaker 5: there might be little get there. Then they come and
- 5:02Speaker 5: block you, Yeah, thus stopping you from exiting. Now, underneath
- 5:08Speaker 5: your breast, you're like, you're saying stuff to yourself. It's
- 5:11Speaker 5: not a wine down the window, pull the fingers and
- 5:12Speaker 5: make you know, a symbol at them.
- 5:14Speaker 4: Why not?
- 5:14Speaker 2: Because you think they're helping to keep the flow of
- 5:17Speaker 2: the traffic going in some ways, they're not backing up
- 5:19Speaker 2: behind you. You know, if they can squeeze in there,
- 5:21Speaker 2: that's all for it. But I know what you mean,
- 5:23Speaker 2: you are squeezer. Do you feel a little bit guilty
- 5:25Speaker 2: when you'reself squeezed?
- 5:26Speaker 1: No?
- 5:26Speaker 2: I feel like if there's enough for own people show
- 5:28Speaker 2: because it keeps the fly of the traffic going.
- 5:30Speaker 6: But I don't want to wait because you have to
- 5:32Speaker 6: pass through to lanes.
- 5:33Speaker 2: And if you're the person if you want to left
- 5:37Speaker 2: and you're waiting, betide you like you put yourself in
- 5:40Speaker 2: that other car's position, You're gonna be like, oh, matees
- 5:42Speaker 2: trying to go right and I'm gonna just I just
- 5:44Speaker 2: need a left.
- 5:46Speaker 4: That's all you'd be doing.
- 5:48Speaker 2: It's only because you're the one trying to go across
- 5:49Speaker 2: two lanes of traffic.
- 5:51Speaker 4: Right, selfish driver? Yeah.
- 5:52Speaker 5: I also get wound up to when there's not an
- 5:54Speaker 5: acknowledge that you've been very generous, you've let someone merge in,
- 5:58Speaker 5: and there's no acknowledgment fingering.
- 6:00Speaker 4: You know, there's no fingers.
- 6:01Speaker 5: That have come off the steering wheels indicators. Now, yeah, hazards,
- 6:07Speaker 5: two blinks of the hazards makes you feel like a
- 6:09Speaker 5: million dollars.
- 6:10Speaker 4: You are, well, yeah, you're right. We feel good doing
- 6:13Speaker 4: it and you feel good receiving it.
- 6:15Speaker 3: You should just do it because you're like a nice person.
- 6:17Speaker 3: And then when they don't acknowledge you, you're like.
- 6:21Speaker 5: Yeah, the hazards really get we we tried. We did
- 6:24Speaker 5: a bit of a social test on the roads to
- 6:26Speaker 5: see because you know, put your hands on you can
- 6:27Speaker 5: park anywhere that yeah, we're parking on middle roundabouts. And
- 6:31Speaker 5: then we drove into a more through the front doors.
- 6:36Speaker 5: The game was going on a very interesting interaction with
- 6:38Speaker 5: Graham Sure Graham Henry who was just by pure chance coincidence,
- 6:42Speaker 5: was outside of cafe and I drove up on the
- 6:44Speaker 5: footpath of the hazards On. He's sitting there looking and
- 6:47Speaker 5: having pretty intense met I think it's even quite a
- 6:49Speaker 5: big meeting.
- 6:49Speaker 2: There was another form of like coach and stuff that
- 6:53Speaker 2: a big meeting, and we came up with cameras and
- 6:54Speaker 2: we went filming for them. But it looked like we
- 6:57Speaker 2: come on up where parked on the foot part with
- 7:00Speaker 2: the hansards On with cameras out.
- 7:02Speaker 4: He came over.
- 7:02Speaker 2: It was like, what's going on here where you're filming?
- 7:04Speaker 2: What's it was? An obnoxious park though, wasn't it? And
- 7:08Speaker 2: then we're like, oh, we're filming this hazard thing. Nothing
- 7:10Speaker 2: is nothing to do with us, all right. Then he
- 7:12Speaker 2: went back to his meeting. So, yeah, you're green.
- 7:14Speaker 6: He really impression noting what car are you driving, just like.
- 7:21Speaker 4: A mezzda or something, because if.
- 7:23Speaker 3: You get like some sort of utility vehicle like a
- 7:25Speaker 3: ute and put your hazards on.
- 7:27Speaker 5: That is Amen's sister always wanted to can park in
- 7:30Speaker 5: a loading zone?
- 7:31Speaker 4: Who can park in loading zones?
- 7:33Speaker 3: It's like couriers delivery people.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely sounds that you've done it.
- 7:42Speaker 1: The hits that Jan Ben podcast.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Now we wanted to play a little bit of music
- 7:46Speaker 2: trivia right now, Well just do with a song like
- 7:50Speaker 2: we get songs stripped back songs and we try and
- 7:53Speaker 2: guess what the songs were.
- 7:54Speaker 4: It's very hard me and you actually quite good at thanks.
- 7:57Speaker 3: You just get like the bass and then we add
- 8:00Speaker 3: like instruments to it. Every time we can't guess it
- 8:02Speaker 3: until we pretty much get given the song.
- 8:04Speaker 5: Being yourself, Yeah, this is on your own self admission.
- 8:07Speaker 5: You like to sit on the sideline spectator the game
- 8:09Speaker 5: smile and non, Well, I'd.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Like to get I'd like to, but I haven't been.
- 8:13Speaker 2: To be honest, that none of them have really liked.
- 8:16Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh, it sounds similar to Yeah. It
- 8:18Speaker 2: is like even when you play the song later, I'm like, oh, yeah,
- 8:21Speaker 2: I guess well.
- 8:22Speaker 6: Like to be fair, we had one from the sixties yesterday.
- 8:25Speaker 5: It was nineteen sixty eight Rolling Stones.
- 8:27Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a I didn't even know the name
- 8:30Speaker 6: of that.
- 8:30Speaker 4: Song produced rarely. You have comeing today.
- 8:31Speaker 5: You're hosting this game bandle It's called the Hottest Music
- 8:35Speaker 5: Game at sixty seventeen am on a honest what this
- 8:40Speaker 5: Wednesday morning? Good luck to us. This is the drums
- 8:42Speaker 5: of the song, right any clues.
- 8:48Speaker 6: It's reasonably modern, is what I would say.
- 8:51Speaker 8: It's I would say it's late within the last ten years.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Sounds imagined, dragons the drunk. Can you get this off
- 8:59Speaker 4: the drum beat?
- 8:59Speaker 5: Ben?
- 9:00Speaker 4: No, We'll add the basin. Okay, here we go.
- 9:06Speaker 2: I feel like a part of high school musical or
- 9:07Speaker 2: something like that. It feels like the cheer team is
- 9:09Speaker 2: about to come out.
- 9:12Speaker 6: It's a solo artist.
- 9:14Speaker 8: I don't know the stream numbers, sorry, but it would
- 9:17Speaker 8: be millions. I'm gonna go out there and says millions,
- 9:20Speaker 8: if not billions, is it the weekend?
- 9:22Speaker 4: No, here's a guitar again.
- 9:31Speaker 2: I got.
- 9:35Speaker 6: That love with the Shepherd.
- 9:45Speaker 4: It probably doesn't help. Any of us are overly musical.
- 9:48Speaker 5: I mean, the closest thing we have is Megan pro
- 9:50Speaker 5: created with a musician. That's our only connection to a musician. Okay,
- 9:54Speaker 5: here's the secret one of the drums only or drums
- 9:56Speaker 5: and bass.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Apologies clues elling producer early.
- 10:04Speaker 6: This one's a bit older, but not old old. It's
- 10:06Speaker 6: a millennial anthem, is what I would say. It's a
- 10:10Speaker 6: band like Fallout Boys apparently cool park with myself? Nice?
- 10:21Speaker 7: Did you get.
- 10:28Speaker 4: That was great?
- 10:29Speaker 6: That was that was right in my wheelhouse?
- 10:32Speaker 4: What else was in your wheelhouse back then?
- 10:36Speaker 6: My Chemical Romance?
- 10:39Speaker 4: Yes, my faith great album to Jared leto big Fan.
- 10:44Speaker 6: Yeah, that's thirty seconds to Mars Jared, Jared, well.
- 10:54Speaker 4: He's going so well with musical band? Was the musical band?
- 11:00Speaker 4: Well there you go? Bandal back tomorrow morning? Yeah, and
- 11:02Speaker 4: I will just watch and like smile on Poltly for
- 11:05Speaker 4: another for another day.
- 11:07Speaker 2: I much much enjoyed, much more enjoyed than New Zealand
- 11:09Speaker 2: Hero Daily Quiz. I felt like I was more involved
- 11:12Speaker 2: in that. That's so hard. Yeah, every day you listening
- 11:15Speaker 2: right now? Four four seven, have you got a single one? Like,
- 11:18Speaker 2: have you got a single one? Because I haven't got
- 11:20Speaker 2: a single one. And that's okay, it's okay.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Well it doesn't feel okay, you want to go back
- 11:24Speaker 5: to the quiz I do?
- 11:25Speaker 4: That was I felt like we're all getting involved with it.
- 11:27Speaker 3: You're the way being like, it's okay, Ben, it's okay,
- 11:30Speaker 3: it's okay.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Well I can I can sit here and smile plightly.
- 11:34Speaker 2: Something that didn't do this morning, I nice nearly was
- 11:36Speaker 2: give you a bit of a surprise, Megan.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of like was preparing myself, but I
- 11:41Speaker 3: wasn't prepared.
- 11:42Speaker 7: In the end.
- 11:42Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened, Damian? You might have peached yourself. Just
- 11:44Speaker 4: a little bit of the.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 11:47Speaker 2: I mentioned something before about someone did something on a
- 11:51Speaker 2: plane a few days ago in America and it's got
- 11:55Speaker 2: the internet talking, and it's to do with something that
- 11:58Speaker 2: the person ate.
- 11:59Speaker 4: Do someone filmet.
- 12:00Speaker 2: They did film that they didn't put the person's face
- 12:02Speaker 2: on there, they just put their hands and what they
- 12:04Speaker 2: were eating on there, and it's gone viral on TikTok
- 12:07Speaker 2: as well.
- 12:07Speaker 5: Shout out to those heroes who secretly film that stuff.
- 12:10Speaker 5: So that's awkward too because they're holding a camera just
- 12:13Speaker 5: a blow chill sort of chest height. You have to
- 12:15Speaker 5: sneakily do it as well, because you didn't want to
- 12:17Speaker 5: be caught by the person you film me No, because
- 12:19Speaker 5: that makes for awkward conversation as such.
- 12:21Speaker 2: A gen Z sort of caption as well, it's like,
- 12:23Speaker 2: oh my god, brah oh hell na man.
- 12:28Speaker 4: And the caption, So what do you think they were eating?
- 12:31Speaker 4: For this person to.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Say, I reckon three heated fish tuna, can turner, cana turner.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Oh my god, bra long all flights.
- 12:40Speaker 2: So the person sitting next to this lady opened up, Yeah,
- 12:44Speaker 2: like a little can of tuna and son. I mean,
- 12:46Speaker 2: I love a canon too, but not and that's not
- 12:48Speaker 2: in that environment.
- 12:50Speaker 5: For all the work communal kitchen, reheating up a fish
- 12:53Speaker 5: based dish from.
- 12:54Speaker 4: The night before, it's not good.
- 12:55Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so they reckon it should be It's not
- 12:58Speaker 2: a crime. I mean, it's not illegal they're doing, but
- 13:00Speaker 2: a lot of people thinking it should be illegal. Eating
- 13:03Speaker 2: tuna in that sort of work should just.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Be like unwritten rules because we're all in that confined
- 13:08Speaker 3: space for so long, I've.
- 13:09Speaker 5: Never sat on a plane and go, you don't want
- 13:11Speaker 5: I could go a can of tuna right now.
- 13:14Speaker 6: Healthy, yeah, healthy and the protein on the go.
- 13:17Speaker 2: And some flights don't actually give you food as well,
- 13:19Speaker 2: and it wouldn't eat but yeah, you know, like sometimes yeah,
- 13:24Speaker 2: what's the.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Flight from l A to New York. I was on
- 13:29Speaker 3: that one time and they don't give you anything.
- 13:31Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to bring your own food or you
- 13:33Speaker 2: can buy it off the you know, whatever prices that
- 13:36Speaker 2: is off that so I guess bring you along stuff.
- 13:37Speaker 4: But tuna is interesting choice.
- 13:39Speaker 3: I've always wondered the people who have to like open
- 13:42Speaker 3: the door on those long haul flights.
- 13:44Speaker 6: When they open the door.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Do they like apparently.
- 13:51Speaker 5: Just like stale and mold, especially like an eight hour flight.
- 13:56Speaker 6: Imagine that the smell that must come out yuck.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Yeah, well people, you know, yeah, I mean you're in
- 14:02Speaker 2: your own space. But yeah, tunas maybe not recommended. I
- 14:05Speaker 2: remember my wife's auntie, Auntie Sally. We were traveling, saw
- 14:10Speaker 2: her in Canada and she was like, I'll pack you
- 14:11Speaker 2: some sandwiches and I went to open those up on
- 14:13Speaker 2: the plane. I was lovely and they were like fish.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Sorry they were they were eggs. They were egg and mayo.
- 14:18Speaker 2: But when you ended up, I mean, yeah.
- 14:24Speaker 5: You had plane octopus or in China first octopus.
- 14:28Speaker 4: They served us octopus as well.
- 14:29Speaker 6: Yeah you have a choice.
- 14:33Speaker 4: There was a language barrier. It's just like yeah, yeah, opened.
- 14:37Speaker 5: Up and I was like maybe they went beg someone's
- 14:41Speaker 5: we sold one that was like I've just been sitting
- 14:45Speaker 5: on you for six months.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Did you eat it?
- 14:47Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it's fine, doesn't it? Sue with like, yeah,
- 14:51Speaker 4: I can't actually remember. I just that's quite tentacley. Old
- 14:58Speaker 4: plane got up into tied chairs. So I was your movie.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Then the screens went off and you're like, what's going on?
- 15:02Speaker 2: And then ty Chee came on and it was all
- 15:05Speaker 2: and then everyone started doing it. You put your arms out.
- 15:07Speaker 2: It's just quite a nice relaxing sort of way to
- 15:09Speaker 2: get into the day. Your octopus exactly the.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 15:17Speaker 4: So Halloween tomorrow. Very excited about that. So my kids.
- 15:20Speaker 2: It's very oud to get a full pumpkin, though in
- 15:22Speaker 2: the supermarket.
- 15:25Speaker 6: Carving a crown pumpkin.
- 15:28Speaker 4: Very different the different ones in America.
- 15:31Speaker 3: There was ones in America the orange ones. I'm pretty
- 15:33Speaker 3: sure you don't eat them.
- 15:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I was a castle.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Lady says, I want a pumpkin she sliced to get
- 15:43Speaker 2: I want to make.
- 15:43Speaker 4: A jackel lantern.
- 15:45Speaker 5: But she's like, we've got a great complexion too over here,
- 15:49Speaker 5: and they're so second hard to calve.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Yeah, not worth the No, maybe I could start a
- 15:54Speaker 2: wee side hustle about Halloween pumpkins, Trins pumpkins.
- 15:58Speaker 4: Ben's pumpkins.
- 16:00Speaker 2: How long does it take to grop up against I'll
- 16:01Speaker 2: look into it, guys, you carry out.
- 16:03Speaker 5: Yes, So there's Halloween and producer Elly has come in
- 16:07Speaker 5: a little bit flustered, claiming she's got a game to play.
- 16:10Speaker 5: We're a little lund susan. She's actually got the goods
- 16:13Speaker 5: to back it up. No, I don't sound prepared, but
- 16:16Speaker 5: but I am. I'm just it's all, it's all a game.
- 16:19Speaker 6: I am very prepared.
- 16:20Speaker 5: No, I've got The more you say you're prepared, the
- 16:22Speaker 5: lest prepared I feel you are.
- 16:24Speaker 6: I'm taking ale. Okay, I'll just start the quiz.
- 16:26Speaker 8: So what I've done is we've found five movie quotes
- 16:29Speaker 8: in audio form from Halloween movies, and you three as
- 16:32Speaker 8: a team just have to guess the movie. You have
- 16:35Speaker 8: no good You can text and if you know the answer.
- 16:37Speaker 8: If these guys are struggling, feel free to text in.
- 16:39Speaker 8: But it's just a fun game, said, We're gonna identify
- 16:41Speaker 8: the Halloween movies.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Just fun, just a fun game, a little game. Does
- 16:44Speaker 4: it require music?
- 16:46Speaker 8: I mean you could if you want, although the audio,
- 16:49Speaker 8: you know, it might ruin the vibe of the It's
- 16:51Speaker 8: up to you.
- 16:52Speaker 9: Oh okay, all right, he's got music.
- 16:58Speaker 4: Here's the best movie Hill? Scary movie, isn't it? No?
- 17:04Speaker 6: But but it was spoofing.
- 17:06Speaker 8: It was spoof Yeah, scream scream.
- 17:11Speaker 4: No, it's a spoof, which I feel.
- 17:14Speaker 8: Like I'm saying that scary movie spoofed this movie.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Ye, Hills like that ghost face guy.
- 17:25Speaker 4: I don't think. Oh is it you go with the
- 17:28Speaker 4: white mask? And he's got Jason? Is the Jason kind talk?
- 17:35Speaker 4: He doesn't talk, mice what.
- 17:36Speaker 6: You did last summer?
- 17:39Speaker 7: Hill? Nothing there?
- 17:43Speaker 4: It's not Freddy a nightmare on Elm Street.
- 17:46Speaker 6: No, No, I'm getting confused.
- 17:48Speaker 4: Villain.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Is it the guy with the white mask that been
- 17:53Speaker 3: scared me with this morning?
- 17:55Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 17:55Speaker 4: They just released a sequel like this month last month.
- 18:02Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you.
- 18:04Speaker 4: There we go that was shocking from us. Just how
- 18:06Speaker 4: you saw this playing?
- 18:07Speaker 8: No, I mean I don't even know what the answer
- 18:08Speaker 8: was either, so clearly I'm not prepared.
- 18:11Speaker 4: You're prepared. But anyway, is the nixt one twist.
- 18:14Speaker 3: The bones and then the can clean.
- 18:18Speaker 9: Him love his.
- 18:22Speaker 6: Witches the witches or is that hocus focused?
- 18:25Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 18:26Speaker 5: The one?
- 18:26Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 18:27Speaker 4: What is that one? Mega well done? Movie number three
- 18:31Speaker 4: Georgie O the scary clown lives in the end of Gadders. Yeah.
- 18:40Speaker 5: Nice Megan for someone who seest watch seeny scary movie,
- 18:44Speaker 5: she knows a lot of.
- 18:46Speaker 6: Yeah, he's haunted me for years.
- 18:48Speaker 4: Is literally wanted to.
- 18:53Speaker 7: No.
- 18:54Speaker 4: He was movie number.
- 18:55Speaker 6: Four with just Rocky Horror, A nice, nice.
- 19:03Speaker 4: Five final movie.
- 19:05Speaker 5: A lot of people give me confused for the guy
- 19:07Speaker 5: for the Rocky Horror.
- 19:08Speaker 4: The statue in Hamilton, Yeah, it's nic.
- 19:13Speaker 7: Could except the fact that the city is headed for
- 19:15Speaker 7: a disaster.
- 19:17Speaker 6: N we know what your Halloween costume is now, Johnny.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Rocky Horror. But he's got that old groove from.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Thes that John wan Ben podcast.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Over the weekend, you know we're heading into summer, but
- 19:37Speaker 2: there was a huge amount of snowfall over the weekend
- 19:40Speaker 2: in the South Islands and one of the biggest snowfalls
- 19:43Speaker 2: in October and twenty years and some are calling for
- 19:45Speaker 2: Mount Heart to be reopened because there was so much.
- 19:47Speaker 4: Snow we wanted us during ski season.
- 19:50Speaker 5: Everyone's shut off the email. Yeah, locked up the gates.
- 19:55Speaker 4: Open it up again, but they haven't quite done that.
- 19:58Speaker 5: I've got Nicole in New York. How I just wanted
- 20:00Speaker 5: She went to a radio station over there in New
- 20:01Speaker 5: York City. She's with us in five minutes. Now. One
- 20:04Speaker 5: thing that does give me great fear is because like
- 20:06Speaker 5: every time their email reminder pops of, the calendar reminder
- 20:09Speaker 5: pops up for Nicole, It's got Nicole X, John Obin
- 20:13Speaker 5: and Megan. Now, the X obviously means collaboration with, doesn't it?
- 20:19Speaker 4: Now?
- 20:19Speaker 5: For me as a forty two year old white man,
- 20:23Speaker 5: I'm not. I don't feel the confidence levels yet to
- 20:26Speaker 5: just type X as a collab Have you done that been?
- 20:29Speaker 1: Have you?
- 20:29Speaker 5: No?
- 20:29Speaker 4: Do you notice some people are doing that on email?
- 20:31Speaker 6: But yeah, I've never done it.
- 20:33Speaker 4: Have you got the confidence now? No?
- 20:34Speaker 5: No? I feel like I need to let that beIN
- 20:36Speaker 5: for a couple of years until I have the backing
- 20:39Speaker 5: to pull that off on an email title.
- 20:41Speaker 4: You know, being X Megan X John O.
- 20:45Speaker 6: That's kind of like being featuring feet.
- 20:49Speaker 5: Yeah, it took me a few years to get the
- 20:51Speaker 5: confidence to stop saying www dot wes.
- 20:55Speaker 4: You know, I kind of eased into us.
- 20:57Speaker 5: I went www dot and I went dub dub dub,
- 21:00Speaker 5: and then I just started saying the website and it
- 21:02Speaker 5: was a good It's amazing.
- 21:03Speaker 4: How long to take for a lot of people to
- 21:05Speaker 4: stop saying that. You're like, how do I how do
- 21:07Speaker 4: I know?
- 21:07Speaker 7: Want to go?
- 21:08Speaker 5: It was a waste of w W w W.
- 21:12Speaker 2: I used to write ads at the time where that
- 21:13Speaker 2: was you know, it was Bill coming hands and W like,
- 21:16Speaker 2: you don't need to say w w W.
- 21:18Speaker 6: I used to voice the W.
- 21:23Speaker 4: And then yeah, obviously the full website, you know, yeah.
- 21:26Speaker 5: Until it was a while to just click on to
- 21:27Speaker 5: that didn't I say. Don't get me wrong, I would
- 21:31Speaker 5: love to be able to type cola.
- 21:33Speaker 6: You should just do it and see what happens.
- 21:35Speaker 4: No, because I will get mocked.
- 21:36Speaker 5: Because one one sided a sign off on my email
- 21:39Speaker 5: and I wrote JP for Johnny pryor okay, and then
- 21:43Speaker 5: he mocked me went JP. I said, okay, JP, that
- 21:49Speaker 5: sort of tone, you know, Yeah, so.
- 21:52Speaker 4: Now I can't even do that.
- 21:54Speaker 5: Won't even do my initials as a sign up alone
- 21:57Speaker 5: putting an X in there.
- 22:00Speaker 1: That Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 22:01Speaker 2: When a Head Live to a friend of ours who
- 22:03Speaker 2: hosts a radio show over in New York.
- 22:05Speaker 5: She's one of our top three favorite things from New York.
- 22:09Speaker 4: It's Nicole Ryan. Welcome.
- 22:11Speaker 9: Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
- 22:13Speaker 6: What are your other the others that you love or
- 22:16Speaker 6: I should have known you have liberty?
- 22:18Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
- 22:19Speaker 11: Tom Squid Okay, well, I would hope that i'd be
- 22:24Speaker 11: at least first or seconds.
- 22:25Speaker 9: Okay, I'll take that.
- 22:27Speaker 5: Well, squeeze in between the statue and Tom Squid number two.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Nice, Nice Nicole. It's been a year. I can't believe it.
- 22:34Speaker 5: Since Matthew Pierre's death. Actually defend the article.
- 22:37Speaker 4: It doesn't feel like a year.
- 22:38Speaker 9: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
- 22:40Speaker 11: I don't know if you guys saw, but his mom
- 22:41Speaker 11: did come out and talked about, you know, talking to
- 22:44Speaker 11: him on the phone right before he passed away. And
- 22:47Speaker 11: again it's easy to say this after the fact, but
- 22:49Speaker 11: I feel like a mother's intuition is real, and she
- 22:51Speaker 11: did say she had this feeling that it was there
- 22:54Speaker 11: was something final about it that that she almost knew
- 22:57Speaker 11: something was not okay and that something was going to happen,
- 22:59Speaker 11: which is very eerie and very sad.
- 23:01Speaker 5: What's happened since I know there was a drug dealer
- 23:04Speaker 5: who's potentially going to be on trial, Is anything developed
- 23:07Speaker 5: on that front?
- 23:07Speaker 11: The ketamine queen I suppose is going to trial.
- 23:11Speaker 9: Yes, I believe she is.
- 23:12Speaker 11: And obviously she's in trouble for way more than that.
- 23:15Speaker 11: That just sort of opened up the can of worms
- 23:17Speaker 11: that was, you know, all of the trouble that she
- 23:20Speaker 11: was making and all of the drug dealings she was doing.
- 23:22Speaker 11: But yeah, I mean it's I think the trial set.
- 23:24Speaker 11: I'm not sure for when, but yeah, she is definitely
- 23:28Speaker 11: in some sort of trouble. It's just about how much
- 23:30Speaker 11: trouble she's going to be.
- 23:31Speaker 4: In I cannot believe.
- 23:34Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
- 23:35Speaker 11: And like all of the all of the cast of friends,
- 23:38Speaker 11: seems like they I feel like they did an okay
- 23:41Speaker 11: job of not talking too much, like not making it
- 23:44Speaker 11: a spectacle because you know, the Internet does that on
- 23:46Speaker 11: their own, dealt with it in their own way, and
- 23:48Speaker 11: mourned in their own way and shared some funny, like
- 23:51Speaker 11: you know, beautiful stories throughout this year and sort.
- 23:55Speaker 9: Of leaned on each other.
- 23:55Speaker 11: But I was I was pleasantly surprised when I saw
- 23:59Speaker 11: that they weren't all coming out doing like a special
- 24:01Speaker 11: or big interview, because it just was like there was
- 24:04Speaker 11: no place for that.
- 24:04Speaker 9: It was unnecessary and they needed to do it on
- 24:07Speaker 9: their own.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Halloween this week. And now it's it's getting bigger and
- 24:11Speaker 2: bigger in New Zealand. So it feels that we've really
- 24:13Speaker 2: embraced it over probably the last ten fifteen years. But
- 24:15Speaker 2: in America it just seems like you're at Nick's level.
- 24:18Speaker 4: Halloween.
- 24:18Speaker 9: Yeah, people do not mess around here.
- 24:21Speaker 11: I mean the movies that are coming out are making
- 24:23Speaker 11: people vomit and pass out the decoration.
- 24:26Speaker 9: I mean, have you guys heard about the Terrifier.
- 24:28Speaker 11: It's like insane people are in our theaters are vomiting
- 24:32Speaker 11: and passing out.
- 24:33Speaker 9: That's what you want to do when you go to
- 24:34Speaker 9: the theater.
- 24:35Speaker 6: Wait, did you say the third one? Are we up
- 24:37Speaker 6: to number three?
- 24:38Speaker 9: I believe this is the third one?
- 24:39Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, what's making people Foremaston passed out in the movie.
- 24:43Speaker 11: I have never seen it, but what I'm told it
- 24:46Speaker 11: is very graphic torture.
- 24:48Speaker 3: It's at the Klan he does a mess of care
- 24:51Speaker 3: and just when they think they're safe.
- 24:52Speaker 6: And number three he comes back.
- 24:54Speaker 9: Of course he does. They always always come back.
- 24:57Speaker 5: How do you because you're in an apartment obviously, as
- 24:59Speaker 5: many people are in the city, is the is the
- 25:01Speaker 5: door to door trick or treating or not?
- 25:04Speaker 11: So yes, what you do if you're in an apartment
- 25:06Speaker 11: building is you like at the at the front desk
- 25:09Speaker 11: in a reception area, there's like a clipboard and you
- 25:11Speaker 11: can sign up if you want to participate, because you
- 25:14Speaker 11: can't have people just willy nilly knocking on everyone's door
- 25:16Speaker 11: if they're not vibing with the with the trick or treating.
- 25:18Speaker 11: So we have to bring our own kids out. So
- 25:20Speaker 11: we just usually leave a whole bowl of candy out,
- 25:23Speaker 11: which is very dangerous for like the one jerk who's
- 25:26Speaker 11: gonna get get But that's all we do.
- 25:28Speaker 4: Now.
- 25:28Speaker 2: I know that Grimace has a bit of a riturn
- 25:30Speaker 2: at the moment. On social media. We've just got Grimace
- 25:33Speaker 2: Shakes in New Zealand, which we're a massive thing, and
- 25:36Speaker 2: TikTok and social media McDonalds. But what is Grimace's connection
- 25:39Speaker 2: with the baseball team, the New York Mets.
- 25:42Speaker 11: I honestly don't fully know because they have mister met
- 25:45Speaker 11: so that's normally their mascot. But I feel like Grimace
- 25:47Speaker 11: just like showed up at one of the games and then.
- 25:49Speaker 4: Was always there.
- 25:49Speaker 11: And as they were doing better and better this season,
- 25:52Speaker 11: he became.
- 25:53Speaker 9: Like their good luck charm a little bit. So Grimace
- 25:55Speaker 9: was at every single game.
- 25:57Speaker 4: What is he?
- 26:00Speaker 3: I don't blohs just a I don't really know.
- 26:04Speaker 5: I mean you look at the whole look at the
- 26:06Speaker 5: whole cast of the McDonald's lineup.
- 26:07Speaker 4: It's pretty clear what everyone is apart from him. It's
- 26:10Speaker 4: a taste, Bud.
- 26:13Speaker 6: You were quiet so long.
- 26:14Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a taste, but an enormous taste, bud.
- 26:18Speaker 9: Okay, okay, there something every day.
- 26:23Speaker 5: They came out of their brainstorm going no idea is
- 26:24Speaker 5: a bad idea?
- 26:26Speaker 2: Do we just commissioned a giant taste question? Everyone will
- 26:29Speaker 2: know what it is, right, yeah?
- 26:31Speaker 4: I think so.
- 26:33Speaker 2: It's always great catching up with you and we'll look
- 26:35Speaker 2: forward to doing.
- 26:35Speaker 1: It again next weeks. That John and Ben podcast.
- 26:39Speaker 5: Then you look preoccupied on the phone. You're doing stuff
- 26:42Speaker 5: going on at the moment.
- 26:43Speaker 2: It's very hard to run family Headmond stuff when things
- 26:45Speaker 2: are going on and you're running a radish at the
- 26:48Speaker 2: same time, is it?
- 26:48Speaker 4: Can we combine the two something here?
- 26:53Speaker 2: Yeah, it's evening, okay, I just sorting some stuff if
- 26:57Speaker 2: you need to.
- 26:58Speaker 4: It's it's very hard to sort things out in the
- 27:00Speaker 4: Mark Ambor.
- 27:00Speaker 6: Song inconveniently short things day.
- 27:06Speaker 4: Just run another verse on that one, mate.
- 27:08Speaker 5: Amounts of stuff going on here now, Megan, you're hitting
- 27:12Speaker 5: You've got a big family trip coming up, don't you Christmas?
- 27:14Speaker 6: Yeah, we are.
- 27:15Speaker 3: Actually going on our first week holiday. We're going to
- 27:18Speaker 3: go away to the Gold Coast for a couple of days.
- 27:20Speaker 4: Oh, Gold Coast.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be a first plane trip for my youngest, really,
- 27:26Speaker 3: one that my son remembers.
- 27:28Speaker 4: Probably it's going.
- 27:29Speaker 5: To be a torturous three hours potentially, yeah, because you
- 27:33Speaker 5: don't know if you're youngest have never.
- 27:35Speaker 4: Been on the plane. Whole New environmentally is notoriously.
- 27:41Speaker 6: Just not tolerant of anything.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Right.
- 27:43Speaker 3: But so if anyone's got any tips for taking young
- 27:45Speaker 3: kids on a plane, please hit me.
- 27:46Speaker 6: Hit me with those.
- 27:47Speaker 5: But I've always publicly said, and I'll put my good
- 27:50Speaker 5: name behind it as well. Tranquilizers. We tranquilize the kids
- 27:53Speaker 5: before the flight. You know, nothing serious just but knock
- 27:56Speaker 5: them out for you go. How long is your fly? Okay,
- 27:58Speaker 5: well they need this much to be out for six hours?
- 28:00Speaker 5: Boom they wake up fresh as a daisy.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Nothing serious, but you're knocking them out.
- 28:05Speaker 4: All done under controls.
- 28:07Speaker 5: The airline runs the air liner when they're handing out
- 28:10Speaker 5: the cookies and stuff.
- 28:13Speaker 4: Adults as well, Yeah, tive hours wake up.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 28:20Speaker 3: So we are at the moment trying to like prep
- 28:22Speaker 3: them a little bit and be like this is what.
- 28:24Speaker 3: We've got a little map and we've got a little countdown.
- 28:26Speaker 6: Just for fun.
- 28:27Speaker 3: And I said to him yesterday, my son, who is three,
- 28:31Speaker 3: what would you like to do while we're there?
- 28:33Speaker 6: You can choose anything? And he said to me, not
- 28:38Speaker 6: wearing my seat belt.
- 28:40Speaker 4: They're not with a seatbelt.
- 28:41Speaker 6: Not wear my seat belt.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Okay, well I'm pretty sure.
- 28:43Speaker 5: I don't know the international what happens over in Australia,
- 28:47Speaker 5: but I'm pretty sure they're still abide by seat belt laws.
- 28:50Speaker 2: So that's things out of all the things you could
- 28:52Speaker 2: do on the Gold Coast. We're talking at theme barx pools,
- 28:55Speaker 2: all this and stuff.
- 28:56Speaker 6: I was like something we had a big chat about
- 28:58Speaker 6: why seat belts are important. So stick, and I was like,
- 29:00Speaker 6: you know, like, what can you do? Dream big? What
- 29:03Speaker 6: do you what do you want to do?
- 29:04Speaker 4: On your hospitals?
- 29:05Speaker 5: He's probably been a large part of his life constricted
- 29:07Speaker 5: by seat belts, buckled up, he's unleached the sheckle, looking
- 29:12Speaker 5: at the outside.
- 29:13Speaker 4: We'll just go home, want to hit out there, But yeah, he.
- 29:16Speaker 6: This was his dream. What else do you want to do? Anything?
- 29:21Speaker 6: You choose the airplane, e inside the airplane?
- 29:25Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 29:25Speaker 6: Whoa anything else?
- 29:29Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 29:30Speaker 6: He strawberry Yeah, And then it turned to just a
- 29:34Speaker 6: list of food.
- 29:35Speaker 5: Dream big, dream big, little fellow, you know what laughter
- 29:37Speaker 5: listening to that, I reckon you could save some money and.
- 29:40Speaker 4: Not go to the Gold Coast.
- 29:43Speaker 6: Strawberries eat on an airplane.
- 29:46Speaker 5: You take him down to Bloody Peg and say, you
- 29:47Speaker 5: know the time of his life. Wants to get no
- 29:53Speaker 5: seatbelts in the trolley.
- 29:54Speaker 6: Yeah, could I please have a strawberry for once in
- 29:56Speaker 6: my life?
- 29:57Speaker 2: Taken the top and you know there's a plane McDonald's.
- 30:00Speaker 2: You know you can plan, you know alternatives, you can
- 30:03Speaker 2: see yourself a butt cash.
- 30:07Speaker 1: That John wan Ben podcast Monopoly Dunedin.
- 30:10Speaker 2: It's just been released this week, a new version of
- 30:13Speaker 2: the game with all the attractions. You can work your
- 30:15Speaker 2: way around some of the landmarks like Baldwin Street, Atlantic
- 30:19Speaker 2: Castle and Castle Street also makes an appearance.
- 30:23Speaker 4: Do you get to burn a couch? That should be
- 30:27Speaker 4: one of the game tokens, like a burning couch.
- 30:29Speaker 5: I feel like they've been branded badly with burning couches
- 30:32Speaker 5: and Dania And are they still burning the couches there
- 30:35Speaker 5: at the universitas so maybe they move past it. I
- 30:37Speaker 5: feel like this younger generation are far more mature than
- 30:40Speaker 5: we work.
- 30:40Speaker 4: You're right.
- 30:41Speaker 6: Actually they're not drinking as much either, are they.
- 30:44Speaker 4: No?
- 30:45Speaker 5: No, we did spend some time on Castle Street and
- 30:49Speaker 5: that was that was a real eye open and really
- 30:52Speaker 5: was you know, you go into some of those places
- 30:54Speaker 5: in your book and you're like, geez, the older I've become,
- 30:57Speaker 5: the more I enjoy my creature comforts.
- 30:59Speaker 4: Was an appear.
- 31:00Speaker 5: Remember sitting in a patch of lawn and then some
- 31:03Speaker 5: kid was oldn't standing in there? Mate, that's our vomit pit.
- 31:09Speaker 2: And you can win that on monopoly. You can win
- 31:11Speaker 2: this that vomit But you think it would be one
- 31:15Speaker 2: of the lower end of the things. But anyway, experience
- 31:18Speaker 2: and experience everyone that seems to live their loves it
- 31:21Speaker 2: the time of their lives.
- 31:22Speaker 5: You may have noticed the usually calm and demure demeanor
- 31:26Speaker 5: of being voiced not not with us this week.
- 31:29Speaker 2: I don't think I'm normally calm actually be honest the guys,
- 31:31Speaker 2: but kind of like this Ben, what's a.
- 31:33Speaker 6: Little bit frazzled off the cuff.
- 31:36Speaker 4: A lot going on at the moment, not going on.
- 31:38Speaker 5: He's got some edmen going on in the back and
- 31:39Speaker 5: the back scenes.
- 31:40Speaker 2: And I don't have my laptop now for you know,
- 31:42Speaker 2: for this job, it's pretty sensual having a computer to
- 31:45Speaker 2: do stuff on you know's and a drink bottle from
- 31:49Speaker 2: my daughter's bad bag leaked through the laptop. I took
- 31:52Speaker 2: it in to get facts when in yesterday because I
- 31:54Speaker 2: hadn't heard, and I was like, hey, guys.
- 31:58Speaker 4: Pop up and.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Guys just wondering, you know, if there's any updates. And
- 32:04Speaker 2: they were like, you know when they take a little
- 32:06Speaker 2: breath at the start, Yeah, they're like, hey, look I
- 32:09Speaker 2: think it's you know, it's I don't know, but basically
- 32:12Speaker 2: the motherboard, the mother board has not got Yeah, but
- 32:15Speaker 2: they said one more thing I want to try before
- 32:17Speaker 2: it's a motherboard replacement, and the motherboard means things are
- 32:21Speaker 2: basically mothered a mother effing joint.
- 32:23Speaker 4: So there's one more thing beforehand. If not, it's basically
- 32:27Speaker 4: a reset put a thing in. Yeah.
- 32:29Speaker 2: So at the moment, I'm still without laptop. I've got
- 32:32Speaker 2: producer Allie's work one which doesn't work at home for
- 32:34Speaker 2: some reason. So but thank you for producing Elie lovely
- 32:37Speaker 2: gesture carrying that rounds not heavy at all in the bag.
- 32:42Speaker 4: But that's the sound of a race car in the red.
- 32:46Speaker 2: We're got talking about because obviously an inflicted laptop injury.
- 32:53Speaker 4: And yesterday torrent of calls coming through.
- 32:56Speaker 7: Good morning, How are you going?
- 32:57Speaker 4: We're doing well.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Now we're talking about kids causing a bit of damage.
- 33:01Speaker 2: What happened to your to you?
- 33:04Speaker 9: Ah, so.
- 33:06Speaker 12: The last school holidays, I've got a rather large plumber's bill.
- 33:09Speaker 4: What happened?
- 33:11Speaker 12: So the kids waited until I was in the shower
- 33:13Speaker 12: and decided that they'd make a tektok of what could
- 33:16Speaker 12: go down the west?
- 33:18Speaker 5: Oh god, that is a good tiptop. What sort of
- 33:22Speaker 5: interesting items were they testing out there?
- 33:24Speaker 4: Janine?
- 33:25Speaker 12: Okay, so the plumber pulled out water balloons, climb jeez,
- 33:30Speaker 12: a tennis.
- 33:31Speaker 5: Ball, tenis ball transformers were coming through.
- 33:36Speaker 4: Yeah, it was all going.
- 33:38Speaker 5: So this is, as we said, a torrent of calls
- 33:41Speaker 5: and feedback. We thought we could do round two.
- 33:42Speaker 1: On this the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 33:45Speaker 4: We're talking kid damage.
- 33:47Speaker 2: To make me feel a little better after my laptop
- 33:49Speaker 2: has been destroyed by a leaky drink bottle from a
- 33:52Speaker 2: school bag.
- 33:52Speaker 5: Now do children know the magnitude of inconvenience has been
- 33:56Speaker 5: caused the damage? Oh no.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Our first day because it was a parent teacher only day,
- 34:01Speaker 2: it was okay because I got my daughter see in
- 34:03Speaker 2: his laptop.
- 34:03Speaker 4: I was like, cool and borrow that. And then I'm like, oh,
- 34:05Speaker 4: can I keep borrowing that? She's like no, I need it.
- 34:07Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, well, this is what I'm feeling
- 34:09Speaker 4: all the time. So yeah, I reckon.
- 34:12Speaker 5: The general rule should be if the child ruins something,
- 34:16Speaker 5: the adult is allowed to mentally torment them just once,
- 34:21Speaker 5: just just like one, like just tell them they're adopted
- 34:23Speaker 5: or something, not like deep scarring, but something that will
- 34:26Speaker 5: rattle them just for a little bit.
- 34:28Speaker 3: I feel like there has been definite passive aggressiveness from you.
- 34:32Speaker 4: Yeah a little bit, Yeah, definitely, but we want did
- 34:35Speaker 4: and it was it was total. It was total. It
- 34:37Speaker 4: was a total accident.
- 34:38Speaker 2: It wasn't like Hey, when I was younger, Apparently I
- 34:40Speaker 2: bought peanuts and the CD player at home and that
- 34:42Speaker 2: that didn't go so well.
- 34:46Speaker 5: It made sense at the time. It looked hungry. Yeah,
- 34:51Speaker 5: turned out we had a nut allergy. Yeah, so you
- 34:56Speaker 5: we had some great calls as we see you coming
- 34:57Speaker 5: through yesterday hearing.
- 34:58Speaker 12: It still quite expense and you had to make molds
- 35:01Speaker 12: for your ear. And she decided bugrit took it out
- 35:05Speaker 12: and slashed them, don't swell it. And I drove my
- 35:09Speaker 12: car through the garage, which crashed into the back of
- 35:12Speaker 12: my month's car, which pushed my month's car forward into
- 35:15Speaker 12: their fridge.
- 35:15Speaker 13: Completely destroyed that and the fridge went into the wall.
- 35:18Speaker 6: Oh oh god.
- 35:21Speaker 5: And again at that age, you don't have to deal
- 35:23Speaker 5: with insurance. You don't have to deal with the fallout
- 35:25Speaker 5: of the damage that you've caused. Eight hundred hats kid
- 35:28Speaker 5: damage Round two. We're going for a cat. Good morning,
- 35:32Speaker 5: good morning, it's good to have you on.
- 35:36Speaker 4: This is your child who ruined your life. Oh my gosh.
- 35:40Speaker 12: My four year old son was playing in our upstairs
- 35:44Speaker 12: bathroom and had figured out because I don't leave the
- 35:47Speaker 12: plugs in there that if he put the flannel in
- 35:49Speaker 12: the sink he could kill the sink out. Unfortunately, he
- 35:52Speaker 12: left the tap running while we.
- 35:54Speaker 4: Went out hours a few hours.
- 35:58Speaker 12: Yeah, downstairs and it was raining through the light fittings
- 36:02Speaker 12: and down the wall.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Raining. You never want the house to be raining inside
- 36:11Speaker 4: the ultimate leak. You're like, it was a little bit
- 36:13Speaker 4: a little moisture in here. What's going on? Oh god?
- 36:15Speaker 4: So what happened?
- 36:17Speaker 13: So we ended up having to replace all of the floorboarding,
- 36:20Speaker 13: all the floorboards down on the on the first orl
- 36:23Speaker 13: of the house, all the gerb on the sides of
- 36:25Speaker 13: the walls, up the stairs where all had to come
- 36:28Speaker 13: off and get repainted. Bathroom cabinet vanity had to be replaced.
- 36:33Speaker 13: It was more than eighteen thousand dollars.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Now, this revenge plot needs to be a long play.
- 36:40Speaker 5: You need to wait in your sons in his first home,
- 36:43Speaker 5: come on over as a senile grand parent, put a
- 36:46Speaker 5: flannel on the six Yeah, this is a twenty year player, right.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Cat Okay, absolutely, thank you for sharing that story for
- 36:53Speaker 2: you with us, taking you back to that horrible day.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Appreciate it. You appreciated it.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Great text to come through my youngest son had been
- 37:01Speaker 2: quiet for a while, went to investigate. It's always the
- 37:03Speaker 2: thing when they're quiet, isn't it. What's going on? Found
- 37:07Speaker 2: them in the car with the peir of scissors. He'd
- 37:08Speaker 2: cut all the seat belts, rendering the car unwarrantable and
- 37:14Speaker 2: illegal to drive. I had no insurance, no way to
- 37:16Speaker 2: replace them, so we ended up selling the car for
- 37:18Speaker 2: a couple hundred.
- 37:20Speaker 6: Monster move that must be quite hard to cut through.
- 37:23Speaker 4: I mean, your son wanted to want no seat belts.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Maybe it's a real bugabooth for kids like no, you
- 37:27Speaker 3: wanted to beg your car.
- 37:30Speaker 4: Tina, Good morning to you. How are you good?
- 37:33Speaker 5: Thanks lovely to have you on the show this morning, Tina,
- 37:36Speaker 5: kid damage, what happened?
- 37:39Speaker 10: Yeah, so we came home and my four year old
- 37:42Speaker 10: son and his friend had got the leftover bucket from
- 37:48Speaker 10: painting the window cells and decided to clean my car
- 37:51Speaker 10: and the garage door. And yeah, he even went to
- 37:57Speaker 10: the extreme of getting the broom and putting that in
- 38:00Speaker 10: so that he could reach the top of the windows.
- 38:02Speaker 4: And he does a thorough job. Yeah, there's no good.
- 38:11Speaker 6: Ingenuity from him, you know what? Retired?
- 38:14Speaker 4: I asked, what was a four year old Alan at
- 38:17Speaker 4: home with paint and a broom.
- 38:21Speaker 13: Yeah it was pretty awesome.
- 38:23Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty awesome, but probably not their job.
- 38:25Speaker 4: What color? What was the color scheme?
- 38:28Speaker 10: The car was white and the paint was white except
- 38:33Speaker 10: all the black grill, everything.
- 38:37Speaker 13: In the windows.
- 38:40Speaker 5: It's great, Well, your misery is irried to day this morning.
- 38:44Speaker 5: Really appreciate your phoning through the show, Tina, The.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Hits that jonaan Ben podcast. Ten questions sixty seconds and
- 38:53Speaker 1: all the answers start with the same letter.
- 38:56Speaker 6: The head's alpha quiz.
- 38:59Speaker 4: Here could be six seconds richer and just sixty seconds. Well,
- 39:03Speaker 4: one thousand dollars richer and sixty seconds. That's a better
- 39:06Speaker 4: way to say it. It's the up.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Of course, every answer starts with the same letter.
- 39:09Speaker 4: You know how it works.
- 39:10Speaker 5: So Lea gets up, meaning you lose sixty seconds if
- 39:12Speaker 5: you don't win. It's just like Loto, except without the
- 39:16Speaker 5: millions and millions of dollars.
- 39:17Speaker 4: Marcella, how are you in christ Church?
- 39:20Speaker 5: I'm great? Thank you?
- 39:21Speaker 14: How are you?
- 39:21Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 39:21Speaker 4: We're doing well.
- 39:22Speaker 5: Lovely Irish accents we detect there?
- 39:26Speaker 1: What was that?
- 39:27Speaker 5: Anis if I detected an Irish?
- 39:30Speaker 4: Are you Irish?
- 39:31Speaker 1: Am? I? No?
- 39:33Speaker 4: No, I'm Americans. Don't hold that again, Ah said Irish
- 39:37Speaker 4: from there. Yeah, I went too early as my problem. Yeah, well,
- 39:40Speaker 4: if you could do the remainder of the call in
- 39:43Speaker 4: an Irish actual to do that would be sure.
- 39:47Speaker 5: Now, every morning Megan gives it one hundred percent to
- 39:49Speaker 5: try and win you one thousand dollars. Sometimes she gives
- 39:51Speaker 5: it sixty percent. But what are you feeling like.
- 39:53Speaker 4: Today, Megan?
- 39:54Speaker 3: I feel like it's a good ninety five today. All right,
- 39:58Speaker 3: all right, so I'll give you your letter, Marcella. It
- 40:01Speaker 3: is k for a cat, a kmart, Hey for kmart.
- 40:08Speaker 5: All right, your sixty seconds, ten questions. You got a
- 40:11Speaker 5: thousand bucks. Easy as that, Marcella. Let's get into it.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Who is known for the hit song Hot and Cold?
- 40:18Speaker 10: Oh Cat?
- 40:19Speaker 3: Who is Kylie Jenner's full sister, Oh Chloe? Can we
- 40:24Speaker 3: high jumper who won gold at the Paras Olympics is Hamish?
- 40:27Speaker 10: Who?
- 40:29Speaker 1: Oh? Oh? God?
- 40:30Speaker 14: Path?
- 40:30Speaker 6: What is the name for a furnace or oven for burning, baking,
- 40:33Speaker 6: or drying? Oh kiln?
- 40:38Speaker 3: What is the name of the Australian native bird known
- 40:40Speaker 3: for its loud, laughing call cuocker Berra. What is a
- 40:43Speaker 3: traditional Japanese fighting style that uses striking techniques using various
- 40:47Speaker 3: botty parts.
- 40:49Speaker 15: Oh, come fud?
- 40:50Speaker 3: What vegetable is known for its leafy greens and is
- 40:52Speaker 3: often used in salads or smoothies. Tail What is a
- 40:56Speaker 3: traditional garment worn in Japan? Off are made of silk
- 40:58Speaker 3: and tied with an obie belt. What is the highest
- 41:01Speaker 3: mountain in Africa? What is the name of the flightless
- 41:05Speaker 3: but famous in New Zealand?
- 41:07Speaker 6: Who is They're not known for the song Cold.
- 41:14Speaker 7: Cold?
- 41:19Speaker 15: Very well?
- 41:22Speaker 4: You got there in the end.
- 41:24Speaker 5: You could tell it was on the tip of your tongue.
- 41:26Speaker 5: Mar sella great, great effort. You pulled it Personally. I
- 41:33Speaker 5: thought it would have sounded better than an Irish accent.
- 41:35Speaker 5: But hey, that's just a personal preference. I'm nervous, you said.
- 41:39Speaker 2: Really well, okay, this goes back through the answers. See
- 41:41Speaker 2: exactly how well you did?
- 41:43Speaker 6: Who sung Hot and Cold?
- 41:44Speaker 1: You got it?
- 41:45Speaker 6: You got there in the Who is Kylie's full sister?
- 41:48Speaker 4: I look at the kindle on that one?
- 41:50Speaker 7: You see?
- 41:51Speaker 3: Yeah, can high jumper who won gold at the Paris
- 41:54Speaker 3: Olympics is Hamishkur.
- 41:56Speaker 4: You're passed on that, Hamish.
- 42:00Speaker 3: What is the name of the furnaces for baking or
- 42:02Speaker 3: drying right on calm. What is the name of the
- 42:04Speaker 3: Australian native bird known for its lad laughing cool cocker burrot?
- 42:07Speaker 1: What is a.
- 42:08Speaker 6: Traditional Japanese fighting style?
- 42:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to give you this one. Well, I've
- 42:12Speaker 4: just googled.
- 42:12Speaker 5: Actually, so the Japanese was karate, you see, kung fu,
- 42:18Speaker 5: which the origins of just googled was China.
- 42:20Speaker 4: Okay, go all right?
- 42:23Speaker 3: What vegetable is known for its leafy greensl correct? What
- 42:26Speaker 3: is the traditional garment worn in Japan kimono? What is
- 42:29Speaker 3: the highest mountain in Africa Kalimanjaro?
- 42:32Speaker 6: And what is the name of the flightless bird famous
- 42:34Speaker 6: in New Zealand.
- 42:35Speaker 2: We see really well towards the end of the Unfortunately
- 42:37Speaker 2: the first couple kind of stump.
- 42:38Speaker 12: Yet that's all good.
- 42:40Speaker 4: Thanks, Hey, I know it's what's on the cards today? Marcella.
- 42:43Speaker 1: Oh you work the.
- 42:46Speaker 5: Day it works?
- 42:46Speaker 10: What do you do?
- 42:47Speaker 4: What are you doing? Chrsh. I'm a bit I always wonder.
- 42:52Speaker 5: I always wonder if I have any serious health issues
- 42:56Speaker 5: and I want to save some big cash, could I
- 42:59Speaker 5: get a heart trans from the Yeah.
- 43:02Speaker 12: I often say to people if they don't get what
- 43:03Speaker 12: they want with the human health sector.
- 43:05Speaker 13: They should just go to a bed half the.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Price and tribble the rest.
- 43:12Speaker 5: Anyway, that's what you want from your heart talking about
- 43:16Speaker 5: you have a great day. Christ Here the hits that
- 43:18Speaker 5: johnaan Ben podcast now moments ago just said I was
- 43:21Speaker 5: embroiled in an unintentional racism scandal last night. So go
- 43:26Speaker 5: to a local eatery quitte, you know, regularly once a
- 43:29Speaker 5: fortnight sort of situation. And I've formed a bit of
- 43:32Speaker 5: a bit of banter bond with the wonderful person who
- 43:36Speaker 5: suits behind the counter there. Her name's May, and she's
- 43:39Speaker 5: from Shanghai. Now I know you're going, why is that
- 43:42Speaker 5: important to the story? Boo? Is it?
- 43:44Speaker 4: What is a country of origin matter?
- 43:46Speaker 7: Something?
- 43:46Speaker 4: My parents start telling a story of like this is
- 43:49Speaker 4: not important.
- 43:49Speaker 5: Sometimes when they whisper the racers them, they kind of
- 43:52Speaker 5: go and they were, you know, when they whisper for
- 43:56Speaker 5: some reason, so they know they shouldn't be doing it.
- 43:57Speaker 5: But anyway, this detail is important to the story.
- 44:00Speaker 4: Might have say. So I walk in and I see
- 44:02Speaker 4: May behind the counter. Get o, May, how are you mate?
- 44:07Speaker 5: And I get a blank steer and she's like I'm
- 44:10Speaker 5: not May, And I'm like, oh, oh, this is not good.
- 44:15Speaker 5: I said, oh, you look like May. And as I'm
- 44:18Speaker 5: saying that, I'm like, oh, no, you shouldn't see that.
- 44:19Speaker 5: And she fires back with oh I see, but a
- 44:22Speaker 5: casual racism and she's like, just because we're Asian, we
- 44:26Speaker 5: don't all look the same. Now at this point in time,
- 44:29Speaker 5: as a forty two year old white man in twenty
- 44:31Speaker 5: twenty four, times hands silk. You know, is this people watching?
- 44:36Speaker 5: Oh God, they've seen the interaction. This is the worst
- 44:39Speaker 5: thing that could happen to me. In twenty two, the
- 44:42Speaker 5: only thing was to be like, hey, mate, how is
- 44:44Speaker 5: that Diddy party?
- 44:45Speaker 4: Ten years ago?
- 44:47Speaker 5: So I'm sitting there and it was probably only three
- 44:50Speaker 5: seconds of silence, but it felt like three hours. And
- 44:53Speaker 5: then she breaks character and she's like, ah, just taking
- 44:56Speaker 5: the b it's.
- 44:57Speaker 4: Her twin sister.
- 44:58Speaker 3: Oh.
- 44:59Speaker 5: And then May comes out from behind the corner and
- 45:01Speaker 5: she's like, oh, she does it all the time, don't worry.
- 45:04Speaker 4: She's up from Wellington. She's helping out of the restaurant.
- 45:06Speaker 4: So was it identical twins?
- 45:10Speaker 6: I'm so relieved for you, mate, You're relief for me.
- 45:14Speaker 4: You're relieve me. You know, I felt, you know, you
- 45:17Speaker 4: really look like mate. I appreciated the gag after the fact.
- 45:21Speaker 4: Up until that point, I was like, man, I just
- 45:22Speaker 4: want to put my face in there deep for her.
- 45:25Speaker 4: Make it end. That's a good gag for any defense.
- 45:31Speaker 4: She wasn't like. She wasn't like, I'm not made. So
- 45:34Speaker 4: it really was baby, It wasn't a gig.
- 45:38Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 45:40Speaker 2: It's nice to have a bit of a short week
- 45:42Speaker 2: this week after a long weekend and over the weekend,
- 45:45Speaker 2: so you know, we played a few games, talked about
- 45:46Speaker 2: that yesterday we went away, but someone proposed a question
- 45:50Speaker 2: and they were like the billion dollar question, and we
- 45:52Speaker 2: had a bit of a debate after this, and I
- 45:54Speaker 2: wanted to ask you this question, Megan Johnny, Can.
- 45:56Speaker 5: I ask a question for this is the billion dollars
- 45:59Speaker 5: is at the bank trend for that you're offering coming in?
- 46:02Speaker 2: No real money is going to take case right now.
- 46:05Speaker 2: It's a hypothetical, purely hypothetical. If I came to you
- 46:08Speaker 2: with the situation and I said to you, right now,
- 46:11Speaker 2: Megan john I could each give you one million dollars
- 46:14Speaker 2: right now.
- 46:14Speaker 4: That's yours.
- 46:15Speaker 2: You take that away, or we flip a coin, and
- 46:19Speaker 2: this is for a billion you get, you guess correctly,
- 46:22Speaker 2: you walk away at the billion dollars.
- 46:23Speaker 4: You don't guess correctly, you get nothing. Do we both
- 46:26Speaker 4: have to come to an agreement this individually?
- 46:28Speaker 6: So straight away?
- 46:30Speaker 4: What would you do?
- 46:30Speaker 5: So?
- 46:31Speaker 4: Okay?
- 46:31Speaker 2: So John, no, individually? Would you take the million? Now,
- 46:34Speaker 2: the guaranteed million? A million dollars? I'm going to I'm
- 46:36Speaker 2: very generous guy.
- 46:38Speaker 5: How have you come into this cash? Are there any
- 46:41Speaker 5: question that can.
- 46:42Speaker 2: It's a legitimate cash. Better, I've got so much cash
- 46:45Speaker 2: here right now? Cost the living?
- 46:47Speaker 4: What cost of living is just money laundering?
- 46:49Speaker 2: Thanks are great for me. Thanks are great for me
- 46:51Speaker 2: in my business. But I've got a million dollars right now.
- 46:54Speaker 2: I'll give that to you, or will flip a coin
- 46:56Speaker 2: for a billion?
- 46:56Speaker 4: You remind me that mister beasts guy off YouTube? Yeah,
- 47:00Speaker 4: what would you do? Okay?
- 47:01Speaker 2: I answered, and then we got into a debate, and
- 47:04Speaker 2: then I changed my answer. So I was just curious
- 47:06Speaker 2: to know what you do think.
- 47:07Speaker 5: I feel like we're on the same wavelengths with me again,
- 47:09Speaker 5: I'd flip the coin and then if I won the money,
- 47:11Speaker 5: I'd give her some.
- 47:12Speaker 4: Of the cash. Okay, So okay, is that what you do?
- 47:16Speaker 1: No?
- 47:19Speaker 4: Hold on waiting for you.
- 47:20Speaker 2: Okay, let's just say for the sake of this, you
- 47:22Speaker 2: don't know about each other, so I'm like each other's dealings.
- 47:25Speaker 2: You can't work together.
- 47:26Speaker 4: That's the mist.
- 47:27Speaker 6: No, I take the million, You take the million straight away.
- 47:30Speaker 4: If I went, I'll still give you a back.
- 47:32Speaker 3: See, I'm thinking of like, I quite like my life.
- 47:35Speaker 3: I don't want to get a billion dollars and turn
- 47:37Speaker 3: into a douche. And I just want to pay off
- 47:39Speaker 3: my mortgage. I think that would make me quite happy.
- 47:41Speaker 2: But yeah, so you more. It was the same as you.
- 47:44Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I definitely take a million dollars
- 47:47Speaker 2: and and and then so what are you going to do?
- 47:49Speaker 4: JOHNA. I'm going to get I'm going to go for
- 47:50Speaker 4: the bill.
- 47:51Speaker 2: I'm going to But then I and then I and
- 47:53Speaker 2: then they talked about it, and then they were like,
- 47:55Speaker 2: a billion dollars, that's that's the life check. That's like
- 47:57Speaker 2: a thousand million dollars. That's so much money. Yeah, a
- 48:00Speaker 2: million dollars, there's a lot of money. But at the
- 48:02Speaker 2: same time, billion dollars you can do. Think of all
- 48:04Speaker 2: the things you can do that.
- 48:06Speaker 4: I'll build you a new house on top of your
- 48:08Speaker 4: house brillion dollars.
- 48:09Speaker 6: Can flip the coin. Yeah, I'm going to stick with
- 48:11Speaker 6: my mouth.
- 48:12Speaker 4: Okay, an ad interest. Have you got a coin? Yeah?
- 48:14Speaker 4: I have got a coin. Okay, that's right now. So Meghan, okay,
- 48:17Speaker 4: so you've taken the million.
- 48:18Speaker 6: I've taken the money, taken the million.
- 48:21Speaker 2: I can't take it away. I can't take it away.
- 48:23Speaker 2: A lot of people can't pay off the mortgage with
- 48:25Speaker 2: a million bucks, you know. So I'm risking nothing here.
- 48:29Speaker 2: So Meghan, firstly, we'll go with you. Okay, So you've
- 48:31Speaker 2: got a million dollars. This is this is for what
- 48:34Speaker 2: could have happened.
- 48:34Speaker 6: Okay, I have to say, tails well done, well.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Done, we actually were. Yeah, would have got to Actually no,
- 48:44Speaker 2: we're not well done. Actually because you would have got it.
- 48:46Speaker 2: You would have got a billion dollars. Yeah, she got correct,
- 48:50Speaker 2: So you actually would have got a billion dollars. But
- 48:51Speaker 2: you walk away with the million.
- 48:52Speaker 4: So that's fine. But she won the billion. She would
- 48:55Speaker 4: have won the billion, but she did what do I get? Okay, well,
- 48:58Speaker 4: what would you do?
- 48:58Speaker 5: This is what?
- 49:00Speaker 3: First of all, can you just imagine if John had
- 49:03Speaker 3: a billion dollars?
- 49:05Speaker 4: Stuff?
- 49:06Speaker 6: Crap?
- 49:08Speaker 2: Megan, catch the coin, all right, you go, heads, okay, heads,
- 49:12Speaker 2: this is this is for your billion dollars not you
- 49:14Speaker 2: get nothing in intern element.
- 49:16Speaker 4: A million tales in Life of It, Son of them hate.
- 49:25Speaker 4: I took again and if it paid off, you would
- 49:28Speaker 4: have been I have another.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Question the heads that Jo and Ben podcast.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Now, it feels like if you look at anything you
- 49:38Speaker 2: click on, you make the mistake on clicking on everything.
- 49:41Speaker 2: Suddenly you get ads pushed to your push notifications of
- 49:43Speaker 2: all these airs. They pop up all through your Facebook,
- 49:46Speaker 2: your Instagram, whatever you're looking at.
- 49:48Speaker 3: Sometimes you just talk about it and in your phone.
- 49:50Speaker 3: It's not listening though, But how does it know that
- 49:52Speaker 3: I was just talking about that?
- 49:54Speaker 4: It is relentless?
- 49:54Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the social media ads are like a real
- 49:58Speaker 5: life salesperson who would come and knock on your door
- 50:00Speaker 5: in the morning and go, oh you're still not interested?
- 50:02Speaker 4: Okay, all right, and then come back in the afternoon
- 50:04Speaker 4: and be like, change your mind. You'd know.
- 50:06Speaker 5: They just keep going, keep pistering you until you until
- 50:08Speaker 5: you're given, till you.
- 50:10Speaker 4: Cave produce Elie, what's happened to one of your parents?
- 50:13Speaker 8: Yes, it has, it has. My dear mother she is
- 50:17Speaker 8: a gen X. Just to give some context. She's not
- 50:19Speaker 8: a boomer, but she's a GENI. She's pretty good on
- 50:21Speaker 8: the social media and stuff.
- 50:22Speaker 4: She's not bad.
- 50:23Speaker 6: But we went to her house the other day. She
- 50:25Speaker 6: she goes, oh god, it bought's a really cool thing.
- 50:26Speaker 6: And I was like, oh yeah, what is it.
- 50:28Speaker 8: She pulls out the selfie stick and she's stoked with it,
- 50:32Speaker 8: and I was like, wait, how when.
- 50:33Speaker 7: Did you what?
- 50:34Speaker 5: She was?
- 50:36Speaker 6: That's okay.
- 50:37Speaker 8: I saw an ad on Instagram and I and I
- 50:40Speaker 8: clicked it and I bought it and I was like okay,
- 50:42Speaker 8: and I could just tell the quality was awful, like
- 50:45Speaker 8: you could snap it.
- 50:46Speaker 6: It's pink.
- 50:47Speaker 4: So she loves it. It's pink.
- 50:48Speaker 9: She's like, no, it's great.
- 50:49Speaker 6: It's six and one bluetooth. And I'm like, can I
- 50:52Speaker 6: feel it?
- 50:52Speaker 8: And just even feeling it, my sister and I were like,
- 50:55Speaker 8: oh no, she used it in public. She's actually just
- 50:58Speaker 8: flying to Australight at the moment. She's taking it with it.
- 51:01Speaker 6: Can't wait.
- 51:03Speaker 8: She's really proud and she's standing by this purchase. However,
- 51:06Speaker 8: my sister and I going, oh, mom, like, next time,
- 51:09Speaker 8: don't don't just click an ad ask us if you
- 51:11Speaker 8: want to buy some tick ask us but she stands
- 51:14Speaker 8: by it. She spent fifteen years in New Zealand dollars
- 51:16Speaker 8: on us it would be I reckon you could buy
- 51:19Speaker 8: it like t Bucks.
- 51:20Speaker 6: Yeah, so my poor mom. She she again like I said,
- 51:24Speaker 6: she's standing by it.
- 51:25Speaker 4: She's standing by it.
- 51:27Speaker 5: They get a good photo, the old selfie six. It's
- 51:29Speaker 5: the problem how you look with the selfie sick is
- 51:31Speaker 5: the issues like a go pro on your head, breakshops,
- 51:34Speaker 5: you know, just the go pro.
- 51:36Speaker 2: On your head?
- 51:37Speaker 4: What does? What is amazing?
- 51:38Speaker 13: Though?
- 51:39Speaker 2: And I find it with you like you'll look at
- 51:40Speaker 2: something maybe a lo on the laptop, and then you'll
- 51:43Speaker 2: check your phone out later. And what if you're looking
- 51:45Speaker 2: at you know, like they'll push ads from that company
- 51:48Speaker 2: or that place onto your phone.
- 51:50Speaker 6: Like because she can get the web on your laptop
- 51:52Speaker 6: and your phone.
- 51:53Speaker 7: Yeah, but.
- 51:55Speaker 4: No, but they know that, you know that they've connected.
- 51:57Speaker 4: It's like the computers just.
- 52:02Speaker 6: Much Google like that, you know.
- 52:04Speaker 5: But then there's the Then there's a level up. I've
- 52:06Speaker 5: set it before the digital billboards. So if you're in
- 52:09Speaker 5: an intersection, the digital billboard can pick up your phone
- 52:12Speaker 5: and start firing and air at you. Now at the intersection,
- 52:15Speaker 5: which are you actually serious? Apparently technology Apparently the next
- 52:18Speaker 5: phase of marketing is we're all going to have these
- 52:21Speaker 5: things called agents online. So you know, Ben's agent would
- 52:25Speaker 5: be he likes hand sanitizer, and so for example, if
- 52:28Speaker 5: they've figured that out and there's a special on at
- 52:30Speaker 5: the supermarket of hand sanitizer, they'll be like, hey.
- 52:32Speaker 4: Ben, you should buy this.
- 52:33Speaker 5: It's half price this week, and you just ticket boom,
- 52:35Speaker 5: the supermarket's got its agent, talks to your agent, hand
- 52:38Speaker 5: sanitizer turns up at your house.
- 52:43Speaker 4: To drop of a hand.
- 52:44Speaker 2: Because I clicked on like a Simpsons watch for me
- 52:47Speaker 2: and my warehouse popped up as like something I didn't
- 52:49Speaker 2: even follow on Instagram, and I was like, oh, this
- 52:51Speaker 2: is cool and look at it, and then I was like,
- 52:54Speaker 2: maybe you know it's a little pricey for me.
- 52:55Speaker 4: It was not childish.
- 52:58Speaker 2: It's like seven hundred Australian dollars for this particular one.
- 53:01Speaker 2: There was one's cheaper ones, but the ones of Simpsons
- 53:04Speaker 2: simpstch looks yeah, And I was like this is cool,
- 53:06Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, my wife's not going to
- 53:08Speaker 2: be there heavy and last Australian dollars, so I was
- 53:11Speaker 2: likely I leave it, but it just keeps popping up
- 53:14Speaker 2: without a word of a like every day it pops
- 53:16Speaker 2: up into my Instagram.
- 53:17Speaker 3: It was like I was like, maybe as a joke,
- 53:19Speaker 3: or buy it for you for Christmas, but you can
- 53:20Speaker 3: hear stuff, Yeah, for me as a.
- 53:22Speaker 4: Joke dollars from before, you could have brought it from me. Listen,
- 53:27Speaker 4: should we open this up on eight hundred the heads?
- 53:30Speaker 4: What has the Internet bullied you into buying? Yeah?
- 53:32Speaker 8: And I'd have to know if you stand by it
- 53:34Speaker 8: though as well, like if you if it looks you're
- 53:36Speaker 8: getting ship from other people, but you're like no, no,
- 53:39Speaker 8: either stand by this like my mother or otherwise if
- 53:41Speaker 8: you've given them. It's also been kind of shit, like
- 53:43Speaker 8: my producer Ray, she brought a handbag online. Turns out
- 53:47Speaker 8: it was a miniature. Oh the bespective always.
- 53:50Speaker 6: Get two years, it's so cheap.
- 53:53Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben.
- 53:54Speaker 2: Podcast Halloween's Tomorrow actually very excited about that is the
- 53:58Speaker 2: twenty seven.
- 53:59Speaker 5: Are you being bullied into purchasing products online after just
- 54:03Speaker 5: clicking innocently clicking out of pure interest window shopping.
- 54:06Speaker 4: On the internet? What you've been bullied into by?
- 54:09Speaker 5: I remember that flammable, highly flammable synthetic Cowboys shirts that.
- 54:16Speaker 4: And we gave it away, didn't we?
- 54:17Speaker 5: Hopefully whoever one that hasn't been standing next to the
- 54:20Speaker 5: open flames. That's And also I bought a Winny Blues
- 54:24Speaker 5: like a Windfield Blues cap of the flap like a
- 54:28Speaker 5: back flap that I clicked on once, so I was, Oh,
- 54:31Speaker 5: that looks comical, and then just could not be relentless
- 54:34Speaker 5: boom boom boom every time I went on the internet.
- 54:36Speaker 4: Now I've got it. Do you wear it all the time?
- 54:39Speaker 4: So you wear it to work? I'll wear it tomorrow
- 54:44Speaker 4: and I'll prepare to be bullied. Oh, your pro cigarette
- 54:47Speaker 4: starts processing.
- 54:49Speaker 5: But also worried, I like worried with the flap on
- 54:52Speaker 5: the back of about skincares.
- 54:53Speaker 6: I'm just on the back of your neck specifically.
- 54:56Speaker 5: Lungheads are not an issue. Yes, So what have you
- 54:59Speaker 5: been now bullied into buying on the internet? At least
- 55:01Speaker 5: get Kylie on good morning morning?
- 55:05Speaker 4: What was it for you?
- 55:05Speaker 2: Mate?
- 55:07Speaker 16: It is getting great. Well, we have decided we are
- 55:11Speaker 16: going to purchase this item. But basically what has happened
- 55:14Speaker 16: is my partner and I were having a discussion about
- 55:18Speaker 16: possibly traveling to Southeast Asia, either Thailand or Vietnam, maybe
- 55:23Speaker 16: even Cambodia. And then and we've been looking at these
- 55:26Speaker 16: deals and stuff online, just on your normal travel agent sites,
- 55:31Speaker 16: and then all of a sudden, he sends me a
- 55:32Speaker 16: screenshot yesterday and he's logged in at work and he's like,
- 55:36Speaker 16: they're listening to me, like going to it's listening to us,
- 55:40Speaker 16: because he's like, I have never logged in and done
- 55:42Speaker 16: anything personal on the work computer. And there's this ad
- 55:46Speaker 16: of Vietnam on sale at the moment they totally are
- 55:52Speaker 16: And he's like, I've never ever done I've always browsed
- 55:55Speaker 16: on my phone. We've been chatting, but then.
- 55:58Speaker 6: You're going to buy them anyway, so kind of helpful.
- 56:01Speaker 16: Yeah, I did fall prey to an ad on Facebook
- 56:05Speaker 16: like you guys did.
- 56:06Speaker 13: Where I bought those.
- 56:08Speaker 16: There was like this car window washing a little sponge
- 56:10Speaker 16: thing with them.
- 56:12Speaker 6: Yeah, I fell pray for that.
- 56:16Speaker 4: It turns out and the sponges the size of a
- 56:18Speaker 4: two dollar coin. Yeah yeah, Yeah.
- 56:20Speaker 16: It doesn't work. It doesn't keep the water off for
- 56:22Speaker 16: any like you know. It says it's like one of
- 56:24Speaker 16: those like rainex type things, and it doesn't work.
- 56:27Speaker 13: And now I'm stuck with four of them.
- 56:28Speaker 4: Well, Kylie, enjoy Vietnam. That's all weak.
- 56:31Speaker 5: So you have a great day, mate, Appreciate your phoning
- 56:33Speaker 5: through to the show.
- 56:34Speaker 4: Let's get Brooke on.
- 56:35Speaker 1: How are you good morning, team?
- 56:37Speaker 15: How are you going good?
- 56:38Speaker 7: How about you?
- 56:39Speaker 4: What did you fall victim from buying on the internet?
- 56:42Speaker 14: It was actually my very good friend.
- 56:44Speaker 4: He was in the market for a pump that could
- 56:47Speaker 4: pump all the water out.
- 56:49Speaker 14: Of his pool, and all of a sudden these ads
- 56:51Speaker 14: came up for it, and he found one that he
- 56:54Speaker 14: thought was really, really quite cheap, so he ordered it,
- 56:58Speaker 14: waited four weeks for it to get to his front door.
- 57:01Speaker 4: Were right, He was like, what the hell have I ordered?
- 57:04Speaker 14: Because the box was extremely small, and it turned out
- 57:08Speaker 14: that he paid a hell of a lot of money
- 57:10Speaker 14: for a pool pump That turned.
- 57:12Speaker 5: Out to.
- 57:15Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I didn't get the end of that.
- 57:16Speaker 5: It was a pump for a whatish? I thought you
- 57:23Speaker 5: had ordered to pump for another part of the anatomy.
- 57:25Speaker 5: But yeah, well if you got no I can see
- 57:29Speaker 5: how it happens because it's hard to get perspective on
- 57:31Speaker 5: the pictures. Appreciate you cool, Brook, that's really good.
- 57:33Speaker 4: Oh and I hang up on way to fade out
- 57:39Speaker 4: on that topic. It was a good one too.
- 57:43Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty uh as a text comes through for
- 57:46Speaker 2: four seven. Other reason not to let your wife use
- 57:48Speaker 2: your phone to google things. The amount of waxing offers
- 57:51Speaker 2: I now get on my Facebook feed is ridiculous.
- 57:53Speaker 4: I'm starting to even consider it. Scottie, Good morning to you.
- 57:56Speaker 4: What have you been bullied into buying online?
- 57:59Speaker 1: Well?
- 57:59Speaker 4: I haven't fallen for sorry yet, but I'll give you
- 58:01Speaker 4: with all these ads, it doesn't.
- 58:03Speaker 13: Really pay to let your wife useuld Google on your phone.
- 58:06Speaker 2: Oh you just want to text her about getting the
- 58:08Speaker 2: waxing office coming through?
- 58:11Speaker 15: Yeah, exactly, I'm pretty tempted to use it now. You've
- 58:14Speaker 15: never looked at it and been like, it's definitely attempting.
- 58:21Speaker 4: I don't know what to do with it. Harday targeted
- 58:24Speaker 4: for you. It's only one way to make him into Scotty.
- 58:28Speaker 4: You have a good one. Thanks for you cool, appreciate it,
- 58:32Speaker 4: you two girl.
- 58:33Speaker 5: We stumbled across a wonderful Italian listener who manages the
- 58:37Speaker 5: quiest hotel and todo on Danieller.
- 58:39Speaker 4: And we're going to talk to her every week now
- 58:41Speaker 4: and nixt.
- 58:42Speaker 5: She's got some lost items she wants to retrieve back
- 58:45Speaker 5: to the rightful owners from the hotel.
- 58:48Speaker 1: The heats that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 58:50Speaker 2: We stumbled across Dandy Ella, who works at the Quest
- 58:53Speaker 2: and Todong where I was looking for a lost sock
- 58:56Speaker 2: after I'd stayed there, and she's very entertaining.
- 58:59Speaker 4: She's great. Talk to you and good morning Daniella.
- 59:08Speaker 5: Tuesday.
- 59:08Speaker 4: Sorry I tried to you do a good job rolling
- 59:10Speaker 4: the today my stools there, I'm sorry, sorry, Danieller. That's okay,
- 59:18Speaker 4: I forgive you.
- 59:20Speaker 15: Very good and you guys good.
- 59:22Speaker 4: Yeah, lovely long weekend.
- 59:24Speaker 15: I was here working.
- 59:26Speaker 4: I mean the manager are you the manager there?
- 59:29Speaker 2: Yes?
- 59:30Speaker 4: The quest on the Quest.
- 59:33Speaker 15: Oh, that's a card moment, the question of the quest and.
- 59:39Speaker 8: You're like, whatever, man, I think you're supposed to be
- 59:43Speaker 8: a part of it.
- 59:44Speaker 6: Maybe he was expecting a law on the quiest of
- 59:48Speaker 6: the quest.
- 59:48Speaker 5: Now, Danieller, have you got lots of lost and found
- 59:51Speaker 5: at the hotel?
- 59:53Speaker 15: I think it depends some days, Yes, I do. I
- 59:56Speaker 15: mean whatever you can imagine, Yes, it will be found
- 1:00:00Speaker 15: this in the room.
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: Because we want to we want to play a bit
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: of a game with you, okay, So you can pull
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: an item out of the lost box and we want
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: to play lost and found. So if anyone has stayed
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: at the quizz total, yeah, you just name the item
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: and then the dream would be that they hear this
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: and call up and retrieve the item.
- 1:00:18Speaker 15: Oh that would be good.
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: It what have we got? Let's have a little rifle
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: through the lost box.
- 1:00:22Speaker 15: There now at the moment, I need to be honest
- 1:00:25Speaker 15: with you, because you know, I got just one item,
- 1:00:28Speaker 15: as all the other guests that claim the items, and
- 1:00:31Speaker 15: we returned to.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: Them record case closed. Can I give.
- 1:00:36Speaker 15: Away the date that was founded or not?
- 1:00:39Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: Of course we want to get this person.
- 1:00:41Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, good, Then was founded on the nineteenth of October.
- 1:00:45Speaker 15: Do I need to set the room number? No, that's
- 1:00:47Speaker 15: too much chain.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: Well you can say the room number. I guess yeah, good.
- 1:00:51Speaker 15: Two three is the room number, and we find our
- 1:00:54Speaker 15: brown jumper?
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: Okay? Or what's sort of jumper? What's the jumper? Is
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: that ever last over last friend? Yeah?
- 1:01:02Speaker 15: Okay, white sign? Then if someone lost it, please contact me, you.
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: Know, you know, just google it. I mean the quiest
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: numbers out there. I don't know why you suddenly, well
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: it's out there, that's not let you post on number
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: I didn't like lad though.
- 1:01:32Speaker 15: Yeah, it was very Italian.
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: Okay, so right, So if you stayed at the Quiest,
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: we're talking nineteenth of October, you lost a brown jersey
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: with everlast written on it.
- 1:01:40Speaker 4: How can they can call us to the Hits?
- 1:01:43Speaker 15: Oh yeah, you go, that's cute. They can call you
- 1:01:45Speaker 15: and me.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to show maybe every
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: time we speak to you, we can ask you a
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: question from the quiest. Okay, here's a quest. Pineapple and pizza.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: It's an old thing that we've demanded lots. But you're
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: from Italy, so I want to know from you. What's
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: your thought.
- 1:01:58Speaker 15: I tried pineapple on the it'sa here and I don't mind.
- 1:02:03Speaker 15: But not ever mentioned Italy.
- 1:02:05Speaker 9: That will kill you, would have thought?
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: So?
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: Yeah, you like because you guys just do your bloody
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: stock standard sort of margaritas, don't you correct?
- 1:02:15Speaker 15: Oh yeah, very simple. We try to keep simple. You're right, lovers, dear, No,
- 1:02:21Speaker 15: you're just killing me again twice today?
- 1:02:24Speaker 6: What about about a chicken pizza?
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: About a chicken pizza?
- 1:02:32Speaker 15: Simple is the best to remember, guys.
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: Simple.
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: You're really taking the concept of the pizza and run
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: with correct.
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: Yes, I always love catching up with you happily do
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: it again next week.
- 1:02:43Speaker 15: Yeah, I will text you if someone called me for
- 1:02:45Speaker 15: the jumper and I will stay to you.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: Okay, and what was that number again?
- 1:02:56Speaker 15: Guys, have a lovely day you