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Let's Play NOISE MACHINE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. Okay, we're gonna play game. Dallas
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  Speaker 1: is our contestant. Hey, Dallas, Hi, so you get to pick.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna play for John Summit tickets or Nellie Ludacris
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  Speaker 1: and Showrul at the Boat.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you get both. Yeah one show.
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  Speaker 3: It's One's Friday one Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Play for both.
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  Speaker 3: I just got the email about ten minutes ago. John
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  Speaker 3: Summit is gonna be huge. That's you mean same?
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  Speaker 4: Being able to get both is even better.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what are we playing?
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  Speaker 3: We're playing Noise Machine today. Guys. It's holiday themed. If
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  Speaker 3: you can guess what said noise is from, you get
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  Speaker 3: a point. Okay, pretty easy. We're gonna play holiday movies
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  Speaker 3: and we're gonna start with John Jay.
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  Speaker 5: These guys are looking for Turboman. Yes, looking Turbo Man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've never seen this movie, but I know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's Jingle all the way, is it though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yep, you're right, it is Jingle all the way.
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  Speaker 2: How did you know that? Having never seen the movie,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's Schwarzenegger and Turboman. I've heard it a million times.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think Nick in the past has given
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  Speaker 1: you that question three times in a row in one game.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe got it wrong. Yeah, I still.
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  Speaker 3: Would have gotten young Chris Parnell and that so John
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  Speaker 3: jaylen Board one point, Rich. Christmas runs in my family.
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  Speaker 1: My dad was Santa and now it's my brother next
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  Speaker 1: turn to wear the.
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  Speaker 3: Hat stocking full of if I've ever seen one.
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  Speaker 2: He saved a kitten from a tree.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 6: You probably think I don't know that, but this is
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  Speaker 6: my favorite kind of Christmas movie. That is, Noel, Yeah
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  Speaker 6: that was good.
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  Speaker 2: That was what your face?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's my most favorite Christmas movie. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: yeah right Desert Rich and Kendrick and Kendrick. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: wait to go Rich. One point there, Peyton, Yes, Sah, could.
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  Speaker 2: You send me a bike and a slinky?
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  Speaker 5: No, your father's been laid off.
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  Speaker 3: That is, here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's incorrect. Anybody have a guess in the room. J
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  Speaker 3: John Jay's elf elf Okay, that's also a good guess.
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  Speaker 3: They are both incorrect. We were, of course looking for
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  Speaker 3: jingle all the way. Okay, comedy stylings of Sindbad featured there. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 3: no points for Payton this round. We'll move on to Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: What's this? What's this? That is the night member for Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go for good point for Kyle. Thus far,
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  Speaker 3: John Jay, Rich and Kyle on the board. Dallas your turn.
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  Speaker 2: I want five pounds a week. What's happening to me?
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  Speaker 2: What's your diet like hoking cookies?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, it sure is.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I was nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Right after one round. We have a four way tie
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  Speaker 3: with John, j Rich, Kyle, and Dallas. Into round two.
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  Speaker 3: We'll start with John Jay.
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  Speaker 2: It's gotten colder. Any bookkeeping stuff. Would like to have an.
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  Speaker 6: Extra shovel pull of cold for the fire.
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  Speaker 5: If we can't do the booky, Hell, our pens have
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  Speaker 5: turned to inksicles. Our assets are.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a muppet Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: A very mupp at Christmas, A muppet Christmas story, a
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  Speaker 3: up at Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Crack? Carol Carroll?
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  Speaker 1: This is admitted to with it, you can have a
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  Speaker 1: little Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Really were a Muppet Christmas?
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  Speaker 5: Carol?
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  Speaker 3: Of course, that's correct. Way to go, John Jay, you
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  Speaker 3: got there eventually, Rich.
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  Speaker 7: I said, allegiance to the Fresh of the United States
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  Speaker 7: of America and to the Republic for which it stands one.
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  Speaker 6: That's one of my favorite scenes. That's when they asked
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  Speaker 6: Grandma to say the Chris the Aunt to say the
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  Speaker 6: Christmas prayer. That's Christmas vacation, Christmas vacation, lampoons Christmas old
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  Speaker 6: title is more than welcome. You rich got the most
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  Speaker 6: recent and the oldest clips in these say in this game?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, Peyton alone, home alone, let's go, highest grossing comedy
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  Speaker 3: of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know when the spider walks on his face
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  Speaker 1: it is one of the funniest scenes ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the scream is so legit.
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  Speaker 3: Well he's just looking at me, Marv? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Marv?
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  Speaker 3: All right, good job Peyton. One point in this game, Kyle, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, excuse me, but your wife squckies, you're out of
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  Speaker 1: this world.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that one. I'm going to say, Sanna's
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  Speaker 3: got a brand new bag, has got a brand new bag. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's a good guess. It's wrong. Uh. We were, of
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  Speaker 3: course looking for jingle all the way.
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  Speaker 2: Why did I think of that? I should have I
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  Speaker 2: should have asked.
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  Speaker 3: I was just waiting, just waiting for it. So sorry, Kyle.
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  Speaker 3: Just one point today, Dallas is your shot?
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  Speaker 2: Your nasty waft he.
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  Speaker 4: The Greech is so Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, Dallas. All right, Well I do
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  Speaker 3: have a tie breaker there. It's going to be between
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  Speaker 3: John Jay Rich and Dallas. Name is your buzzer, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: He el.
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite color? Else the elf?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think your name is elve, but Dallas, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My goodness, all right, trying to playing your game for
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  Speaker 4: like the since December, like the end of November, I've
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  Speaker 4: been trying to play your game.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're in, and you win, and you get tickets
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  Speaker 1: to both nights at the Birds and US John Summit
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  Speaker 1: and Mellie Ludacris and jow Rule.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 4: Merry Christmas and healthy holidays to you guys and everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Dallas's very nice. Hold on the line. Hold on
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  Speaker 1: is that the price smartwo same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Today a week.
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  Speaker 3: All week long?
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Something kind of cool. So Rich and I
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  Speaker 1: were at McCallen and the RGV over the weekend. We
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  Speaker 1: were at a in a parade. Not in a parade,
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  Speaker 1: we were like in a reverse parade. Like there was
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  Speaker 1: this stage shut up for us and there were two
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  Speaker 1: chairs on this huge day and we had microphones. But
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  Speaker 1: the guy next to us was in a tent and
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  Speaker 1: he was doing like coming up next since the Waterburger
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  Speaker 1: float and here's the water, here's the you know, McAllen
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  Speaker 1: High School.
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  Speaker 2: It was that, and then the.
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  Speaker 1: Floats would come buy us and we would wave with
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  Speaker 1: the float and then they go and he talked to him.
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  Speaker 1: It was like floats came by to us, we waved
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  Speaker 1: and they moved to the next like we weren't really
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  Speaker 1: doing anything.
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  Speaker 3: You were like the parade chancellors or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a reverse parade. The floats came by,
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  Speaker 1: we waved at that.
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  Speaker 6: We were in the crowds with the microphone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was there was like celebrities there right
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  Speaker 1: like Danny Trey Hill was there. Michael Irvin from the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys was the MC. There was there was other
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  Speaker 1: cowboys there and cheerleaderoy cheerleaders and other ballplayers too. There's
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  Speaker 1: a guy that's playing right now, that Jake Ferguson guy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys know who he is?
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  Speaker 3: No, he's probably gonna make the Pro Bowl this year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he plays the Cowboys right now. Fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: He's huge, right, and and my kids knew he was,
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  Speaker 1: But do you know who he's dating, Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who he's dating. Yeah, he's dating one
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  Speaker 2: of the cabin Or twins, one of the Cavendar twins.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who the Camendar twins are? Kyle?
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  Speaker 1: Not familiar?
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  Speaker 2: Nick?
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  Speaker 3: Are you just from somebody in the house in the
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  Speaker 3: Who are the Cavenar twins? The Caventar twins. They are
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  Speaker 3: like influencers. But they played basketball, so they played D one.
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  Speaker 3: They ended up at finishing in Miami. But they're from Gilbert,
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  Speaker 3: so they're from here.
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  Speaker 2: They were next door neighbors to Rich. Yeah, there next
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  Speaker 2: door neighbor right across the street house. Yeah, and uh.
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  Speaker 1: And it's funny because I was like, you know, Rich
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  Speaker 1: is like one of the most sociable people I've ever
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  Speaker 1: met in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Like he talked to every single person on an airplane, right.
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  Speaker 6: But my friend, my kids called me the NPC Whisperer. No,
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  Speaker 6: but he just did general talk to me all the time.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't know each other, Like they knew he lived
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  Speaker 1: in their neighborhood, but they'd never met so at any rate,
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  Speaker 1: they were they were they were nice, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: they were definitely like feeling the effects of being famous.
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  Speaker 1: Got it?
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  Speaker 2: Right, So they were sitting at our table.
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  Speaker 1: There was an area where they had the quote unquote
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  Speaker 1: celebrities in the room eating and there was it was
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  Speaker 1: like top goes and stuff and it was whatever. And
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  Speaker 1: the Cavern Twins were at our table and they had
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of their snacks there. But they provided stuff
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  Speaker 1: for all of us, right, and delicious stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they still their snacks were different.
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  Speaker 1: And you know how I'm on a health food kick, right,
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  Speaker 1: So they kept the snacks in a bag and they
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  Speaker 1: were first they were out, and then they took us
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  Speaker 1: in groups like rich and I went out to go
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  Speaker 1: take pictures of the people and came back. Michael Ivan
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  Speaker 1: went out to take pictures of people and came back.
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  Speaker 1: And then the Cabinar twins went out to go take
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  Speaker 1: pictures and come back and they left. I was sure
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  Speaker 1: they were coming back, and their snacks were there, so
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  Speaker 1: I was hungry for their And there were very unique snacks.
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  Speaker 1: These snacks were there was these like French toast crunch something.
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  Speaker 2: And they were delicious. I took a picture of them.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what they're tell me to do what
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  Speaker 2: they were?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ate you ate their snacks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had one bag of their snacks, right, but
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  Speaker 1: there were snacks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, that's kind of like crossing the line.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I asked around before I took the snacks. The
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  Speaker 1: people were there and they were like, go ahead, you
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  Speaker 1: can have snacks. So I took their I took the
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  Speaker 1: I took a bag of snacks.
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  Speaker 3: Sound like the playground bully over there.
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  Speaker 2: No, I asked the playground bully asked the principal.
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  Speaker 6: No, I watched you ask, and everybody's like, they're probably
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  Speaker 6: not coming back. They're probably gonna jump on the float
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  Speaker 6: and then they're gone, so they're just gonna go to waste.
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  Speaker 2: The French toast bites.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I've had those.
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  Speaker 2: They're freaking amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I've had the but I haven't had the French toast ones.
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  Speaker 2: But I've had the No they have like like cinnamon.
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  Speaker 2: I heard about the sirocha ones too, So I'm eating these.
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  Speaker 1: They come back, the Cavander twins, and they go sit
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  Speaker 1: at another table. All their snacks are still at our table,
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  Speaker 1: and they have people with them, you know, rich and
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Have people people for us.
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  Speaker 1: So I lean over and I go, hey, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: lift your snacks at the table and I hope you
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  Speaker 1: don't mind. But I opened one of the bags and
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  Speaker 1: had it and one of the Cavendar twins like, no problem,
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  Speaker 1: moves fine, problem. And then later they had their agent
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  Speaker 1: with them, and their agent got a little snippy little.
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  Speaker 3: About the snacks, about the snacks they flew in private
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  Speaker 3: and they were leaving that night.
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  Speaker 2: Those are snacks for the plane, and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know, and.
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  Speaker 1: I asked around put away, then exactly, take the snacks
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  Speaker 1: with you. You leave them on our table a community table,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the table, like a centerpiece.
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  Speaker 6: I mean in the middle of the Like the manager
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  Speaker 6: gets in like stands as yeah, stance two inches from
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  Speaker 6: John Jay's face. You ate their snacks? What are you
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  Speaker 6: prepared to do about it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can give you five dollars. No, it's okay, it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: And then our manager for the radio station she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go get your snacks right now. I'll have them.
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  Speaker 1: What do you call that? Like postmates the snacks right now? No,
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  Speaker 1: we're leaving whatever. It was weird, isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 6: I mean I actually thought the agent was kidding because
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  Speaker 6: it was such a inaggressive tone, so I thought it
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  Speaker 6: was like a joke at first that she was like
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  Speaker 6: giving John Jay little you know, like a little ribbon
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  Speaker 6: them a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: She was not kissing.
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  Speaker 3: You had got good self controlled because I would have
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  Speaker 3: popped off.
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  Speaker 5: On his agent.
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  Speaker 2: The agent's job to watch the snacks. She put the
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  Speaker 2: snacks in a bag.
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  Speaker 1: It might have been she bought the agent and bought
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  Speaker 1: the snacks at Sprouts for them for the plane. Keep
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  Speaker 1: in mind they were flying a private plane, the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: which is probably an hour flight, if that right.
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  Speaker 2: So how many snacks don't get eat all the snacks?
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  Speaker 1: Michael Urban super Bowl champion, he's in the Netflix documentary.
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  Speaker 2: Dude was hanging out, no problem, get my snacks. Really
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  Speaker 2: friendly guy.
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  Speaker 6: All the all the former Cowboys were just as nice
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  Speaker 6: as they could be.
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  Speaker 2: They were just the best. But anyway, Jake Ferguson guy
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  Speaker 2: was nice. Yeah, he was great. He didn't say anything
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  Speaker 2: about the snacks. He wasn't saving him for his flight.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a little behind the scenes. But very grateful
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  Speaker 1: for the city of Mcalli for having us. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much.