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Wait… They Can Change Sex Just Like That? · Talking Shed

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Do you know updates? Yeah, so I actually was not
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prepared for this at all. So I just, I had to quickly
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Google something and it's actually interesting and I've
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heard it before, but just confirming it.
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Do you know that some fish can change their sexes?
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Wait, what? So scientists did do studies on
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them and it's actually in the Otago where they have a in in
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fish colonies you have one male with like heaps of female fish
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and they found out if you remove the male the usually the second
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most dominant female. So like the biggest or like the
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most aggressive will turn into a male.
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What? Yeah, is that crazy?
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How? How are you going to do a sex
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change? They're the real like 16.
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See the real 1 and the real ones, they're real Christianers.
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But yeah, Bo isn't that crazy. Yeah.
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And then they found out usually like they they will, will know
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which one's gonna be the male because they'll start being
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aggressive and like being dominant.
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And so they'll they'll start trying to like fight, fight and
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like bite bite the other fish and showing that male was a fist
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offensive. You would be the one to look
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into that stuff. But I, I was like, I was like,
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what's a good update? What's a good update?
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And I saw that I was like, but that's kind of crazy.
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But how does it even happen for like I don't understand how you
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can just do that in the middle of the ocean.
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But how would how would God say that happens?
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Is that against against the Bible or I don't?
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Know, but that is insane. Yeah, true.
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So that's pretty crazy. That's just my update.
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It's not really too much to talk about.
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That should care. Food for food for thought.
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Yeah, it is. That's right.
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What are you? What's your update?
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Bro, a man's patience can truly be tested in certain
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environments, bro and 11 area where it it can really get
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tested. And I think you're going to
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attest to this as well is when you go shopping with your
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misses. Oh yeah.
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But when you go supermarket shopping anyway, my partner and
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I, we go do weekly shoppings, right?
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Yeah. Go get our groceries, go get our
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dinners and lunches sort of for the week.
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And I noticed that like in order for me to be in and out, because
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that's the type of person I am, I just want to go in and get get
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out of there as soon as I possibly can.
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I need to make sure that we have a shopping list together ready
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to go. And Oh yeah, And if I don't have
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a shopping list ready to get ready to go or mum misses that
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type of person down every aisle totally.
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Oh, very. And like, let's get this.
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Let's get this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She will stick to the general list, yeah, but then she'll try
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go outside of it. Oh yeah, right.
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And my patience this weekend was being absolutely tested, bro.
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Yeah, look, I also why we don't on the chocolate off the 5th
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timer. The biggest sense of all.
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Yeah, ohh, bro. It's I just reckon that is one
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of the biggest tests to a man's patients.
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Yeah, you know. I I hate, I just want to go go
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shopping get in and out as well, man.
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Like I don't want to breed. Honestly, I don't care how how
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the additives in it. Yeah, like honestly, I would
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rather eat it if we can get out if it's got bad stuff in it
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like. Wow.
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Never mind. Never mind about longevity.
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Wow. And then and then you're trying
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to find the right price. You're like, oh, maybe we'll go
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here for this and in here fruit shop for this.
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And then you're like, bro, we've been to five supermarkets to get
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the same thing, not feel on that.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. And oh man, I just like, I'm
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grateful as I'm grateful as. But when you go shopping, I, I
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now know I need to have the list sorted before we go in, make
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sure it's ready to go. Because if I don't, oh mate,
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we're in there for an hour and a half.
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Easy, easy. It just shows different
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personalities. Hey, like I'm just, I'm just
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want to get the get in there, get the job done and not not
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really do a good job, but my missus like does a good job with
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it. And so like in a perfect world,
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I would be able to have the patience to, to go and help her.
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But like man, it's just not keen to stand in the aisles for 5
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minutes of time like reading. Now the debate and all the
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argument that our partners will bring up to us is what?
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Why don't you go do the shopping there by yourself?
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Oh, I've offered. Oh, I've offered.
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You're lying, babe, I've offered.
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Lying babe. You asked you even yesterday
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morning. I said, say you want to go do
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the shopping? Yeah, night.
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Because you won't get all the right the right stuff.
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Yeah, pretty probably. I'll I'll get exactly what we
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need. Yeah, yeah.
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And not more. Yeah, but you know what I mean.
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Anyway, hey, let's kick it over to something we haven't done in
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a while, man. A bit of a sports update.
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and most ruthless champion there's ever been.
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There's no one can stop me. Stop me, stop me, stop me,
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Suarez delivers. Swing at a drive left field.
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It's deep, it's good, it's good. It's.
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Good Daddy. The NBA Finals is also gone.
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Gone. What do you what?
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Do you think about that bro? Achilles also.
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Gone bro. I feel so sorry for him man.
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Bro it's bro, Halliburton, Tatum, Lily all done there
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Achilles this NBA playoffs. I was gutted A and.
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I'll tell you why bro, because the season is too damn long.
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Yeah, bro, bro, it's. Too long, man.
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Yeah, and these guys are playing how many games by the time they
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reach fun? Yeah, and he bro, crazy.
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He did it the same way, exact same way Katie did it, but he
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but he had a sort of bad calf going into that game, shoot a
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bad carp going into that game and then he played through it
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same thing as KD. And then it's that what do you
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call it? It's the they call it a type of
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step, false step. So as you go you kick your foot
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back and plant off. But it like extend your Achilles
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heaps and like so pretty much what's the.
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Healing time on that. Year yeah yeah, yeah, plus I
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feel sorry so like he's not back to Pacers are pretty cooked.
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They're such a good team as well like they they they play so well
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well together, but interesting, I reckon.
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I guess I just want to touch on 1st like how gutted I was that
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they didn't win and and then like what it actually means the
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SO4 Pacers bro they had such a good run to the finals.
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So in the first round they had the Bucks who they just like
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smashed, which is a good feat in itself because they had Yannis
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and and Lily came back and done his Achilles.
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So they beat them 41 and they went to Cavs beat them four one
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bro. Cavs had like the 12th best
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regular season of all time. Oh, wow, yeah, there.
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So Cavs team was they they were banged up like Garland was out
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and that kind of thing. But they had a really good team.
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So they were dominant. Yeah, and Pacers pumped them.
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Then they versus the next and oh, and in that Cavs Cavs series
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has win. What's his name?
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Halliburton had that hit, that shot to win.
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Yeah, yeah. Bar and then.
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Is that the one where you did the choke thing?
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That was the next series. So he he would he had a clutch
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shot in that series, but then he went on to the next, the Eastern
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Conference finals where they played the next and he had
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another clutch shot to win bar and they were always the
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underdog against the next. They were next.
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They had a stack team as well, Cat and Bronson and stuff.
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And then they went into the championship where they versed
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OK C took them to seven games and bro like he three, he hit 3
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threes in a row to start the game like he was on fire.
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And it was just like, bro, they were supposed to win that and
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they'll never get there that they won't get back there.
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There's no no they like it was that was a dream run for them to
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get there. But shout out to OK C man the
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Shay pretty much winning everything this year finals
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MVPMVP scoring title. They had like the like 6th best
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record of all time or something like that.
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But it's actually interesting because everyone was going on
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about the viewership this this year and I'm going and before
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final Game 7, I actually have a list here of the the viewership
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in the this year. So the pretty much that what
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they were saying going into here is like this is the least watch
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finals in like 40 years. And it was because it was like 2
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small, small market teams. Indiana and OK C OK C yeah,
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they're just small, small towns pretty much.
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So less people watching. And then like no real Shay is
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kind of a superstar, but no like Lebrons or Katie's or Steph
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Curry's and stuff like that. So not as much like big pulls.
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So like, yeah, going into this, into this finals, we had the the
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viewership. So we had the viewership here of
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every game pretty much was about 4.8 million.
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Oh, sorry. We had about 9 million viewers
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per per game, which is lower than last year.
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Year before last year they had about 11.
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The year before that they had about 11.
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And it's actually interesting. The lowest ever was the the
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Lakers NBA win when they win the bubble.
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Yeah, they only had about 6,000,000 a year.
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I mean a game. And then if you take it to the
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very do you know the most viewed NBA Finals of all time is the
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man Michael Jordan in 98 when they versus Karl Malone and
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Stockton the Jazz bro and they were averaging.
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Was that for the six? That was.
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Was that for a 6 championship? Yeah, that was his last one.
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Yep, bro. And they were averaging 30
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million. No way the.
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Top viewed one was 36 mill views.
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True. Yeah bro so like they I I buzzed
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out when I first saw that because you would think like
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damn TV and stuff has grown so much so viewership would would
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have grown as well. Maybe they can't count like the
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exact amount of KO watches. Or something.
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No, they would be able to. I think maybe it's also because
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when you look at the amount of sports back then in comparison
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to now and what you get access to.
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But not everyone is going to choose NBA like I didn't.
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I'm watching the NRL bro. Or I'm watching something else,
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you know, So during that period of time, it'll be interesting to
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know how many other sports, yeah, were readily available to
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you and. Probably no highlights as well.
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Like you can't go YouTube and watch the highlights.
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True robot. Like they had 30 mil and the and
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their Game 6 was 36. Mil man that's insane bro.
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Yeah, bro, compared to you're getting on average this year,
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you're getting 9 mil. Yeah, Well, well.
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Like that's crazy the the best in recent history was the the
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game Game 7 for the warriors and Cavs.
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Yeah, and they had 3031 mil. Was that 2016?
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20/20/16 Yeah. 16 Yeah, the comeback.
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Yeah, yeah. And then 2017 when we when the
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Golden State beat the Cavs, they had about 20 mil.
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So like that was the last of the good era kind of thing, but it's
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dropped off significantly since. Then see that comes to like that
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2016 run though, that's a great storyline as well.
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And that would that also would have been a massive pull factor.
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But like. How does that even happen?
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They had LeBron, Katie Stiff in that.
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In that game, they had the greatest team of all time with
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Golden State Warriors, the best record of all time, greatest
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player of all time down 31. They've brought it back.
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So it was a massive narrative and they still didn't get as
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much viewers as Michael Jordan, and they did.
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Crazy, but that goes to show how much Jordan changed the game
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then. Yeah, well, I hate to admit it
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because I'm not a massive Jordan fan.
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But like, it kind of does. Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, when you look at that,
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yeah, from that perspective, bro, he, he changed the game,
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you know, But you also look at the team he had, bro, what a
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stack team too. Yeah, yeah, he had some stars.
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Yeah. Oh bro.
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Incredible, incredible lineup. So yeah.
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But that kind of rolls over to what's happening now in the NBA.
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Yeah, bro, Yeah, so. What's going on in the NBA at
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the moment? Bro, so the other day there was
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the NBA draft and we talked about it previously, but Dallas
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got the first pick somehow some they paid someone bar rigged,
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but Cooper flag the generational white saviour.
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He's gone to he's gone to Dallas bar and they are absolutely
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stacked with Kyrie him 80 and like all the good role players
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and stuff as well. So when Kyrie gets back in
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probably like March, they they're going to be firing for
13:58
the for the play offs. But just if you're wanting any
14:02
kind of later round picks, Walter Clayton junior, bro, no
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one's hiring him. And I don't know why he just won
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a national championship with Florida.
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He's a bit older, but he can make shots and he's can he can
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ball, bro. So him for the Wizards.
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I hope he gets some minutes there.
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And and then also the Wizards drafted Trey Johnson, who is a
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guard out of Texas and he's they're comparing him to like,
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well, who are they saying? Like they were saying his floor
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was Jordan Clarkson and his ceiling was like someone mean
14:35
as. So he's pretty much like a like
14:36
a like he's got mean handles like Kyrie pretty much, yeah,
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but a bit taller. So although that I'm really
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excited to see those two ball out for the Washington Wizards.
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Matt yeah, flip it over to the NRL man.
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Some crazy news at the moment, obviously.
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Was Cobo moving over to Yeah, yeah, that is actually insane.
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So. He's going to dolphins.
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He is going to dolphins. For next year.
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One year deal, apparently, and I guess that's gonna leave his
15:05
options open for the year after when that new team comes in from
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go to. PNGG go to PNG bro, you'll be a
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legend. Right.
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So yeah, it'll be interesting to see what kind of I want to know.
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I don't know the full details or stories about it, about, you
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know, what happened and and whatnot, but it must have been a
15:22
mess of falling. Out I've heard a Nestor saying
15:23
like they had serious problems with how he's training like a
15:26
bit. Apparently he just, he just
15:28
didn't train well, yeah. And like, yeah, there's been
15:32
speculation about that previously.
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So you reckon that's on him? I reckon like, bro, he's he's a
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he's a gun. Yeah.
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Like, and he's he's got accolades to back up his like
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he's got credentials. You don't just drop him.
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So there needs to be stuff that's happening and he had some
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other off field stuff that happened.
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So I reckon yeah, he's he hasn't had the best year this year.
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Hopefully he can find for him. He's still young as bro.
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He's only like 24, yeah, or 20 if there Yeah, So like he's
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still young as bro. I wouldn't be mad at the
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Warriors on them. Hell no.
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But yeah, oh, like, come Warriors, my bro.
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If you want some love, we give. We give love the best you can
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get. Very 100%, but one thing I want
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to mention is the Panthers, bro and how well they're doing at
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the moment, man, They're on the comeback.
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I love them mate. I love them bro.
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They're my second team at the moment, you know, and have been
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for the last few years. Yeah, no, they're just about to
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say. They're much.
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A good thing too, but like it's just crazy.
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Like I swear they just did. They must have like photoshopped
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some of their points. How did they get this many like
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latter points? Do with.
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The bottom bar and then now they're they're bro.
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They've definitely have added a few points where no ones
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watching like monopoly dealer when you grab some money from
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the bank from the bank. The craziest thing is like, I
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mean, there's seven and seven now, you know?
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They got they brought it back to 5050.
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Bro it's crazy, like from 5 to 8 bro, those teams have only won.
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So Roosters are in 5th place and they're 7:00 and 7:00.
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Oh, so they're all the same? They're all the same bro.
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Warriors 4 and Storm who are coming third.
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Bulldogs are second. Raiders.
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Oh damn, we got a bit of space. Bro message.
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Comfy. Bro 10 and four, nine and 4:11
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and 3:13 and. Yeah, yeah.
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You know we're comfy there. I like that, hopefully not too.
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Comfy. Hopefully we got hopefully we
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got tigers, we got the Saint George eels.
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We got them a few times. Yeah, bro.
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We're home laughing. Save the boys, bro.
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Metcalf rest up for the final of my bro.
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He might get chosen for NSW. No the game three bro.
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No. For who?
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Moses. No, if clear, he's not right,
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apparently. Well, who else?
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Heinz, they reckon, not getting picked.
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They reckon he might not be right in time, but I don't know
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anyway. But he played, he played Unreal
17:53
too. So I don't I don't know what
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they're. Talking about he's kind of
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injured last game. Well, we'll see how he goes
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against The Tonight, but he was kind of injured.
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Hey, yeah. Would you go home though?
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You got Reynolds, you got. So you got Moses.
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Moses will be there. Luai will be there.
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Or Moses is. Out.
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Yeah. That's what they don't know.
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Moses is out at this stage, OK. At this stage, from what I know,
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but yeah, I don't know. I don't know, yeah.
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And burden just gets. Shafted.
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That's no you go, you gotta play.
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I'll play in Burton over Metcalf.
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I don't care yourself. You can choose whoever you want.
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That ain't my team anyway. You.
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You choose anyone you want bro. Here you go, here you go.
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Are you a QLD? I'm a Queenslander from through
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bro this will. This will probably come out
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after the game. That's what you say.
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What's that? This will come.
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This party will come out after the game.
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When's the game? Next week.
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Next week? Is it?
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Nah, Yeah. OK.
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Or maybe yeah. What are your predictions?
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Score bro. Queensland by 12.
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Well, high scoring game or low scoring.
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I reckon it'll be a, I'm gonna say 18.
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Yeah, I'm gonna get 18-6. Yeah, I reckon it's gonna be a
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tighter. Game, yeah, and if it ain't a
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tighter game, one team will blow the other out, you know?
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But I'm Queens and through and through.
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Bro I'm gonna go. New self will win.
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They'll win. You got to stop flipping things.
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I've got to call you out, right? 14814 Eight The new self.
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OK. But I'm flavored though,
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whoever's winning bro, I'm jumping on there that.
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Is the most craziest thing, of course I just.
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Yeah, I want Queensland to win again, bro.
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Like, this is one thing actually.
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We need to like, bro. Every Australian doesn't
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realize, I think, how massive it is in New Zealand, bro.
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Yeah, that is. Massive bro, they're right or
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die. They're right Or die, bro.
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Like, there, there are fights over the stuff back home.
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Yeah. Which is crazy because we ain't
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right. 90% of our people back home haven't even touched soil
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here. I know.
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Yeah. You know, and we're fighting
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over this. Yeah.
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Then we need to do in North Island.
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In South Island, bro. That's what we need to do.
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Bro yeah, low key. Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway. Anyway, it's other controversial
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news. The Switzerland women's national
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soccer team. Yeah, well, the the women's
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soccer national team. Oh.
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Very. They played a friendly training
20:00
match against an under 15 boys team and they lost 71.
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Now I don't know what's going on.
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I don't know what's going on, but professional athletes
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shouldn't be losing 7 one, I don't care about the age gap.
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I'm just no, actually, I care about it.
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That's why I'm bringing it up. So I'm just kinda.
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How? How does that even happen bro
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like. You have to start fighting, I
20:24
think if you start. You need to start deploying.
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People something like. Oh man, so this wasn't supposed
20:29
to be acknowledged publicly, you know, acknowledged at all.
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But rumor is one of the young guns in this under fifteens
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team. Well.
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Let it out. We just, we just cut.
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It. But yeah, I don't know, Look,
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other scenarios like this have happened in the past.
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And, you know, I know there's this whole debate about, you
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know, women's sports, fair pay, etcetera, but this is like,
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that's shocking. That's shocking bro.
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That is like, it's not shocking bad.
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It's just like it's a shocking isn't like it's, it's fuck.
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You know, I mean, this is they were preparing for the upcoming
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UA for women's EUR 25, which is a massive comp.
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It's a massive competition. And like I said, they played a
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friendly match against this team.
21:13
I don't know how to pronounce A-Team name but under 15 boys
21:16
and you lose 7 one that's but. Like to be honest, I expected
21:19
like bro, it's it's the same with the NRW bro they would lose
21:21
the high school league teams. Yeah, 100% like.
21:25
We're putting it out there. They would.
21:27
They would bro. Hot take.
21:29
Would you? Would you do not think bro, your
21:33
first fifteen, you don't think they're going to beat the NRW
21:35
women's thing? But it's just different like
21:38
genders. It's not a bad thing.
21:39
It's just with bro, it's different.
21:40
It's like weight classes in the UFC, like the heavyweight is
21:43
going to smash the featherweight.
21:45
It's just like bro, this is biology, genetics.
21:48
Like it's not a bad thing, but like in terms of like the
21:52
viewership and stuff, I think it is still.
21:53
You can definitely see the women's women's sports and stuff
21:56
growing heaps. I love it It's but I actually
21:59
enjoy watching it as well. But I'm.
22:01
Loving the WNBA at the moment, man.
22:03
Like how that shifted, you know, with obviously Caitlin Clark
22:06
going over there. Yeah, yeah, bro, it's incredible
22:09
what's going on over there at the moment.
22:10
And the Angel Reese. Oh man.
22:12
I'll tell you what, Angel Reese might be one of the best promo
22:16
people. Yeah, that's a good.
22:17
Point I low key think she knows what she's doing she knows what
22:21
she's doing bro. She's low key, NBA need to jump
22:23
on the back of her and sponsor her because she's bringing
22:26
viewership as well. Yeah, she's got like a potty in
22:28
there, but like she's also doing like extra, yeah.
22:32
She's extra. She's she's like sexualizing
22:34
yourself a little. Yeah, but she she knows how to
22:36
market herself. You wanna hear her stats though?
22:38
Yeah, I do. So her rookie?
22:41
Yeah. Shout out Angel.
22:42
Reese, shout out, Angel Reese, we need you on the potty.
22:45
Her rookie. Yeah, She had 13 points, 13
22:49
rebounds. This is average.
22:50
And yeah, average and two assists, one steal, but she
22:55
averaged 5 offensive rebounds a game.
22:58
And I thought, bro, just take the forecast.
23:00
And he was, he was calling her rebounds me bounds.
23:05
But he's just chucking it up and every get up, bro, it's bad.
23:11
It's bad. Bro.
23:12
There's a Caitlin classic gun. Andreas has gone through tough,
23:16
a tough year this year, but but she's a good she's a good player
23:20
as well. But yeah, the me bounds is crazy
23:23
bro. I'm just saying NBA or whoever,
23:25
all these big businesses need to get on her back because Loki,
23:28
she's she's good at marketing herself.
23:30
So a. 100% bro respect and people will come in and watch
23:32
their games because. Of her.
23:33
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it, bro.
23:35
I love it, yeah. Anyway, that's a sports update
23:37
of the week, man. Sigma 3 sugar versus caffeine
23:40
debate. We had a talker now flat chat
23:43
just about well, I think I said, what do you reckon is more
23:47
addicting? Yeah, sugar or caffeine?
23:49
Cause bro those two things are crazy bro how addicting they
23:54
are. This came up as well because we
23:55
were talking about energy drinks, you remember?
23:58
Yeah, I mean, that's why we spoke about the caffeine side of
24:02
things. So we were comparing Monster
24:03
Energy to Red Bull to Rockstar and all the energy drinks that
24:09
we used to drink as a kid. Well, I didn't drink it.
24:11
Like I barely had these drinks growing up.
24:12
I went. Through a phase.
24:13
I went through a phase. And then we got onto the
24:16
topical, obviously our energy drink now is coffee.
24:19
You know what I mean? And it's a lot of individuals
24:22
choice of caffeine these days. And then we got onto obviously
24:25
the sugar because I think we had a bowl of chocolate, chocolate
24:29
on the table, you know, so we so you brought up that question,
24:32
which I think is a good question, so.
24:33
Yeah, So what if I had to, if I had to pose that question to
24:35
you, if you had to cut one from your life, sugar or caffeine,
24:40
what would you cut? Bro sugar is honestly the thing
24:46
that pulls me in so much. It pulls me in like you've seen
24:50
that. Yeah, your your chocolate jar.
24:53
I see that. And I see it going down every
24:56
day like. That's almost breakfast to me.
25:01
Especially when the bowl's just there, bro.
25:03
And I said that's danger, right? Because it's just oh.
25:05
Yeah. Very.
25:07
The next one. Oh, all gone.
25:08
So shout out to my students, you know, at Kings because they got
25:12
me the lace for yeah, my farewell gift.
25:15
So much appreciated. But that has been.
25:20
It's so addicting. Straight to my ass.
25:22
Oh. Very, I'm telling you.
25:24
But if I had to cut one out, it probably would be like in terms
25:28
of health wise, I'm gonna I have to cut the Sugar Ray.
25:31
Damn, I didn't think you're gonna choose that because you're
25:33
a Big Sugar dude. I know like I'm thinking health
25:36
wise. I'm not I'm not, I'm not
25:39
honestly, I'm not a a Big Sugar dude.
25:41
I am like I do love a treat now and then, but like bro, if I was
25:45
left to my own devices, I wouldn't buy chocolates, lollies
25:48
or anything like that. Desserts, I'm more of a savory
25:52
dude. Yeah, I like a step.
25:53
I like a step I would. Rather like a pie than bro ice
25:58
cream. That's what I know because I've
26:01
asked you in the past, like, bro, do you want ice cream?
26:02
Yeah. And you go, Nah.
26:03
And I'm like what's wrong? With you, yeah, yeah, but I
26:06
don't know, I think I don't know why maybe I've mentally just
26:09
like got body dismals feel or something crazy that I just like
26:14
self consciously make myself not think I I want it.
26:17
But yeah, I would I would way prefer just like absolutely
26:21
stuff myself with dinner then have yeah, but I'm definitely
26:27
I'm definitely cutting sugar because bro, I do you know how
26:29
many, many coffees I have a day? Bro you I think something crazy
26:33
like 3 or 4 you. Used to have 4 double shots
26:35
right now what? So it's like 8 pretty much.
26:38
You're having that now? Yeah.
26:39
Boy, that's insane. Hell, you're not going crazy.
26:42
Oh, where I am, I'm barely hanging on.
26:48
That's crazy. Yeah.
26:49
EVO 4A day. Yeah.
26:51
It's just a very nice little hot concoction to have next to me
26:54
when I'm doing stuff. But like, but I'm 100% addicted.
26:59
Damn. Yeah.
27:00
Like, and I can, I can tell when I, when I don't have it, I'm
27:03
like feeling like I'm gonna go to sleep kind of thing.
27:07
Yeah. Can I concentrate?
27:09
The taste of it is. That's what I like about.
27:12
I'm talking about coffee here. See, when I drink Red Bull,
27:15
Monster, whatever, whatever. Like, I couldn't even tell you
27:20
the last time I had one. That's how long.
27:21
That's how long it's been, bro. I never have these things, bro.
27:24
Probably the last time I had Red Bull was in a Jagerbomb.
27:27
Yeah, yeah, yeah. At a.
27:28
Club like 2-3 years ago, bro. Like that's the last time I
27:31
could honestly probably say I've had an energy drink, you know,
27:34
of some sort. But caffeine, bro, Like in terms
27:37
of coffee and muchas and stuff, bro, I love it.
27:39
I just love the taste of it. We've mentioned it before, but
27:42
yeah, I can cut out the sugar. Yeah, you could.
27:46
I just choose not T yeah. But you should try a weak
27:50
challenge of no sugar. What about honey?
27:54
Does that count? Yeah.
27:55
It counts. But that's natural.
27:57
No, no, no. OK, You could say.
27:58
We could just say no. Yeah, no, like could you do it?
28:04
Yeah, I could. No, you could.
28:06
You could. Bro, there's nothing better, no
28:10
joke. Then I think you described
28:12
something else once before, but for me there's nothing better
28:15
than when you've trained your ass off.
28:17
I go to the gym, I train hard or I go for a run and I come home
28:20
and I just, I delve in a bit of chocolate.
28:23
Yeah. And I'm like, that's the best
28:25
feeling. Yeah, I, I, I get a bit freaky
28:27
with my Sugar Ray sometimes, Like, but I would go CrossFit at
28:31
6:30 in the morning, finish at 7:30 and buy a full Coke and
28:35
have it because it's like, you know, you're craving that sugar.
28:38
Yeah, yeah, I know Coke is crazy at 7:30, though.
28:40
It's just. Like in the morning.
28:42
Yeah, right. I remember when I first started
28:44
having chocolate after training sessions, it was because I
28:46
listened to a podcast or something with Is It Matt
28:48
Fraser? Oh.
28:49
Yeah, Crossfitter, the one that was like the best.
28:52
Or he's the GOAT, yeah. And he said, you know, the
28:55
reason why I'm so good is because this is actually talking
28:58
out of his ass when I think about it, right?
29:00
The reason why I'm the best and my recovery's the best is
29:02
because I always have a chocolate Snickers.
29:05
After he eats, he used to eat heaps of Snickers.
29:07
And I was like, now I know, you know, and steroids.
29:11
Or yeah, I'm like, so at the same time as the steroids or.
29:18
Oh, very. Yeah, Yeah.
29:19
Snickers, Snickers sales would have went through the roof after
29:23
that. And he said Powerage, what do
29:26
you call it, Scupe. Like he doesn't actually buy a
29:28
Powerade because he wants to make it stronger.
29:31
Yeah, actually interesting fact about coffee.
29:34
Have you heard about the 1212 Half Life of it?
29:37
So 12 hours after you have a coffee, 50% of the caffeine is
29:43
still in your system. So that's why they say to have
29:45
it early in the morning and not have it late at night.
29:47
So like if you have it at 4:00 PM, half that caffeine is still
29:51
in your body at 4:00 AM in the morning.
29:53
Wow. You know what I mean?
29:54
So if you're, if you're really sensitive to the caffeine, yeah,
29:57
then it can affect your sleep. Because I know my mom and dad
30:00
used to struggle too. I'm off.
30:01
I'm sometimes I'm Wow, got some facts?
30:04
You do have facts. Well, I still have really good
30:07
sleep, so even if I Yeah 5. PM You could be like going to
30:11
sleep with a bedside and but I put you I.
30:13
Probably could, bro. Yeah, yeah, That's the sugar and
30:16
caffeine debate that we had at Flat Chats, but more flat chat
30:18
debates to come. All right.
30:22
When it all kicks off, man, our main segment of the day or
30:25
segment of the week? What else?
30:29
There's something about a good scrap Bay on screen, whether
30:31
it's war on a massive scale, gritty one, one-on-one brawl, or
30:35
an animated scene that goes way harder than expected.
30:37
Man, today on the shed we're going to be bringing 3 levels of
30:40
chaos, all out war, straight up fistfight and animated scenes
30:42
that might just be the hardest of them all, so we'll see how it
30:46
goes. So for our first one, we're
30:48
going to be talking about our favorite war scene.
30:50
Welcome to the battlefield. Alright, so the big ones we're
30:53
talking about the most intense, emotionally charged or flat out
30:56
explosive battle scenes film in film history, man.
30:58
So we've got a couple of good ones I reckon.
31:00
Man, it was hard to choose. Man, there's so many good ones
31:03
to choose from. Oh, there's heaps.
31:05
Yeah, so many good scraps, bro. Yeah.
31:08
Anyway, it's gonna be interesting to see what you say.
31:09
Alright, so my first war scene that I'm going to be choosing,
31:14
I'm going to pay homage to Marty, RT ET all in New Zealand.
31:17
Bro. I've got to stick with the home
31:19
base, the great Lord of the Rings man.
31:21
And my favorite fighting scene bro is the one out of Helms deep
31:24
in the twin towers. Damn, that's fire, bro.
31:27
I love that bro. I love that.
31:29
I love that one, 100. Percent.
31:31
So as you would have heard, this would be one of the lines you
31:35
would have heard in that scene. Your sun is rising.
31:43
Look to my coming at first light on the 5th day at dawn.
31:48
Look to the east, right. I honestly reckon like the the
31:58
greatest thing about that whole scene, bro, about Helms deep is
32:01
like the whole atmosphere that Peter Jackson set for that
32:05
scene. Yeah, bro, it's like dark.
32:07
It was like gruesome. The Yuru, the Yurukai.
32:11
How do you say? I know it's orcs, but you know.
32:13
Yeah, yeah. Is this?
32:14
Particular name for them. Yeah, yeah.
32:16
Right. And like pretty much if they won
32:20
Helms date bro man was lost, lost.
32:23
Yeah, you know what I mean? And so like they had to defend
32:26
this place and it was three, it was 10 to one.
32:28
Yeah. So it's kind of like 300 Sparta
32:30
and like it was 300 men against like I think 10,000 plus.
32:36
And at one point, there they were.
32:38
Done. They were done, bro.
32:39
Yeah, they were done. Yeah.
32:40
And but that's what I loved about today.
32:43
And the funniest thing, though, is like throughout that scene,
32:45
as you see Gimli. Yeah, the short dwarf.
32:48
Yeah. And I remember this one part, he
32:51
as the orcs are like lined up ready to come into the scene.
32:54
And he goes, I can't see, I can't see, 'cause he's too
32:57
short. Yeah.
32:58
What's going on? Tell me what's going on, Fred
33:00
Legalist goes. Shall I describe it to you or
33:02
shall I give you a box? Yes, that's, that's that's.
33:07
That's cold, right? There's always like a mutual
33:10
tense battle in a battle between Legalist and Gimli.
33:13
Yeah, you. Remember that?
33:14
Yeah, bro. That's what I loved about.
33:15
Having a scrap and like they're counting how many people they
33:17
killed and then legalist kills that whole eloquent.
33:20
And he goes, they're still only counts as well.
33:22
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that was my one bro.
33:25
I I frickin love that, eh? And then that, oh, that scene
33:28
that you just played, bro, where it says, look to the East.
33:31
Yeah, you know, and that's because he's he's waiting on.
33:34
Who is it? Dumbledore.
33:37
Dumbledore's out there, Gandalf. Yeah, Gandalf the White, Yeah,
33:41
at this point comes down and it's like a perfect scene where
33:44
the sun's rising, bro. Yeah, he comes in with the.
33:47
His horse like he rears up. Yeah, bro.
33:51
Oh, that's some good sound. And they come down very that,
33:54
that whole thing. And then but they're also,
33:56
they're like trapped in there when they say that scene and
33:58
then they see the sun. And then they all just write
34:00
like, there's a million orcs and they just ride out, you know,
34:04
and they're like surrounded, but they just go out on a whim kind
34:08
of thing. Yeah.
34:08
Yeah. And they and him, Legolas and
34:10
Gimli and I think. Yeah, yeah.
34:12
Aragon and Aragon. I love Aragon.
34:14
Yeah, I wish they just kept kept at it with those aid, like keep
34:18
going with the whole Lord of the Rings series, like proper Lord
34:21
of the Rings. Done a fast and furious keep.
34:24
Going this whole what is it after that came out The Hobbit
34:29
Hobbit. Oh I was off at a orcs just look
34:33
fake because because I went back, remember?
34:36
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't go, it didn't progress
34:38
forward. It was before.
34:40
I haven't even watched Lord of the Mate.
34:41
Oh. Man, it's a hard watch, I'll
34:43
tell you that I might. Have to lock in.
34:44
Yeah, I have the lock in there. Yeah, shut it.
34:46
That's my that's my favorite. War scene, I reckon, and there's
34:50
heaps out there, but I wanted to pay homage to back home, bro.
34:52
Yeah, and I'm happy you did Twin Towers, bro, because I reckon
34:55
that that especially that fight scene is so mean, bro.
34:59
Yeah, I actually like that more than the the return of the King,
35:02
the last one. True, even though it's a very
35:04
hot take cause yeah, that's fire, but like, but I reckon
35:07
that's just the it's a cool battle scene, right?
35:09
And that's the one thing that you notice in the this
35:12
particular scene at Helms Deep. That was the first sign of like
35:16
modern technology. Do you remember when that orc
35:18
runs in that ugly looking fellow bro?
35:21
And he's like weaving around like this and he's running with
35:23
that torture. Oh yeah, yeah, bro.
35:24
And he gets those Legolas. Oh, bro, they shoot, yeah,
35:27
arrows and he keeps getting shot, shot, bro, but he's got
35:29
the managing. Oh, that's right, yeah.
35:32
Bro and he runs and. He blows that shit off her jumps
35:34
bro, Yeah. Gets there.
35:37
Boom. I forgot about that.
35:38
Yeah, that's what I love. But the part that I love in that
35:41
whole scene, legalist, do you remember when he goes down the
35:45
stairs, bro chucks down the shield and he sees it and he's
35:48
shooting. Oh.
35:50
Bro, that's so much or oh, but when I watched that, I was like,
35:54
this dude's dumb, man. And it's not like just a
35:56
straight one. It's like surfing like the.
35:58
Yeah, yeah. Bro that's what I loved about
36:00
today and I was like I honestly like going.
36:02
Sick, sick, sick of all. His arrows, that's one of my
36:05
favorite, like, characters as well.
36:07
Like in a movie. Yeah.
36:08
You know, like you got Legalist who's just incredible with a,
36:11
you know, an elf. Yeah, yeah, they've got some
36:13
great relationship with Man and Aragon, like Aragon's, you know.
36:17
He's just like a leader. He's just a baseball, you know,
36:21
and they he's got the respect of all these powerful people like
36:25
Gandalf, legalist Gimli, who's a bloody dwarf, but.
36:29
Strong and funny. Courageous.
36:31
Yeah, yeah. You know, and it's just a good
36:33
blend of characters and even all your extras as well involved in
36:36
that movie. But yeah, for me, man, Lord of
36:39
the Rings, twin tails. Barry So for my war scene movie,
36:42
I was struggling to choose like where do I go?
36:44
I was thinking what we talked about before with 300 or some of
36:48
these other mean war movies. But bro, one of my favorite
36:51
movies of all time, Saving Private Ryan.
36:53
And. One of my favorite characters,
36:56
the sniper guard. I don't even know what's his
36:58
name. I don't know.
36:58
Oh private Jackson, Private Jackson bro, he was so mean that
37:02
just how talented he was and like we took bro just so much
37:06
sadness when he gets bazooka day.
37:09
I I remember that scene perfectly where the tank starts
37:16
to turn bro and and. You're like run, do something,
37:18
jump out or something. But he just knew his fate.
37:21
Yeah. And I was like, oh.
37:23
No bro boy and he smoked so many people as.
37:26
Well. Yeah, bro, this is a clip from
37:28
it. Definitely below.
37:29
I ain't got a shot. He's just gonna smack and he's
37:34
like, stop it, pink. Pincer move poker.
37:38
It's 8:00 low God grab me straight by just dropping pink
37:45
pink pink dropping so many people
37:58
Tom Hanks BO1 of the greatest movies I reckon a so much like.
38:02
That's that's my favorite like army virtual movie though.
38:06
Yeah, yeah, my. Favorite.
38:08
There's nothing that's come in my opinion.
38:09
There's nothing that's come closer.
38:11
Nah, that's useless. Follow up.
38:15
What's his name? I hate him.
38:18
Anyone that doesn't know who we're talking about, we're
38:19
talking about the guy that pretty much gave up and let us
38:23
his. Comrade, like the one of the
38:25
best dudes was upstairs killing all those dudes and the Nazi
38:30
guy, he needed ammo or something.
38:32
Yeah. And so he comes up the stairs
38:33
and he like freezes and sees the the Nazi guy coming up.
38:37
Hey. And he just lets him go and he
38:39
goes up and sneaks behind the dude and kills him.
38:43
This is a hero. While the tank slowly comes up
38:49
to him. Oh, he just dropped him off.
38:53
My goodness, this fortress, my high tower and my deliverer.
39:01
He's a Christian dude. Eh, Remember he would always
39:03
kiss his his necklace. Yeah, yeah.
39:09
That should you have to reload every time like that.
39:19
He's looking missing more than I remember.
39:28
Oh no. That's one of the saddest fast
39:43
bro when I've seen that, eh? Oh.
39:44
Bro that actually hurts. Sad.
39:48
Oh, that's so sad. One of the greatest, bro, by the
39:52
way, one of the greatest. I love that movie.
39:54
Eh, yeah, bro. My favorite scene actually of
39:56
that whole movie is when they first land on Omaha.
40:00
Omaha on the beach. I think so, yeah.
40:04
Let's just say this, yeah, when they land on the beach, a bro
40:07
that that's like crazy. And when you see all these guys
40:11
in dying and that one dude and he's like, I want my Mama, I
40:15
want my Mama. And his guts are like intestines
40:17
are literally hanging out of his body.
40:19
That's that's when I was like, bro, this movie is like the
40:22
greatest movie because you don't see that in any other movie.
40:25
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
40:26
Bro. And that was like, what was it?
40:27
I think nineties, 99 or something, 98 or something.
40:30
It was in the 90s, Yeah, that's. Crazy.
40:33
For it to be. Why can't we make good stuff 20
40:35
years later? Nah, that's that.
40:37
Pisses me off actually. Yeah, and the next thing you
40:40
know, bro, we're gonna be watching movies.
40:41
That's all AI. Yeah, damn.
40:43
And it just makes you realize, like how hard war was and like
40:47
how I could never do that. No, never.
40:49
Yeah. No, seriously.
40:50
I. Could, but I could never do
40:52
that, bro. Yeah, for real.
40:54
You're telling me you're running out to war on the beach and you
40:58
just seen someone with their organs out and you just see
41:01
people getting bombed, dying, and somehow I'm still run
41:05
forward. What are you?
41:06
Yeah, that's. I'm swimming back.
41:08
I'm swimming back, but I'm just, I'm going around the rocks,
41:13
going around the rocks. I'm going to be there.
41:15
Do that. Are we right?
41:16
Right. Yeah, but that's a good movie.
41:20
I'll write it. I'll write it.
41:21
So next segment we have a part of this segment.
41:24
I don't know if I just popped out, but anyway, the fistfight,
41:27
best fistfight for for a movie. So my one, I know there's heaps
41:33
of martial arts and that kind of thing, but I love this movie.
41:37
It's called Four Brothers with Mark Wahlberg in it.
41:39
And it's got like Tyrese and Andre 3000.
41:42
I have seen this. Yeah, yeah.
41:43
So they're four brothers and they come back because their mum
41:46
was murdered and they pretty much want to find out why their
41:48
mum was murdered. And like in the in the in the
41:51
movie, The the younger brother gets killed and it's pretty much
41:54
just gangster. And but I just rate the the end
41:59
fight where Mark Wahlberg walks out and it's pretty much
42:02
everyone agrees that Mark Wahlberg is going to have a one
42:05
on ones with this with the main boss dude.
42:08
Oh, true. But and they ain't not having to
42:10
scrap in the ice anyway. And he ends up winning and it's
42:12
main and he chucks him in the ice.
42:13
But I reckon the setting was just like on the ice, how it's
42:16
like the older brother coming up to stand up for all the all the
42:19
family and they're just the movie as well.
42:22
I reckon it's a fine movie but interesting.
42:24
I went and looked at the movie online.
42:25
It was like a 50% Rotten Tomatoes.
42:28
I was like bro, was I the only one that liked this movie?
42:30
What the heck? Maybe it was like real Kitty?
42:34
I don't know. People don't appreciate the the
42:37
action like me I guess. Yeah, cool.
42:40
What about you bro? My one bro is I have this is
42:45
honestly my favorite first fight of all time.
42:47
And I was actually low key disappointed when they they
42:51
created a series out of it and they did more.
42:54
But my one is Hitman one. Oh yeah.
42:57
So there's a scene in the movie at the kind of nearing the inn
43:00
where Shifu, he goes in and they're basically he's at the
43:06
Dojo of where the Japanese. And there's another Shifu other
43:09
than Kung Fu Panda. I think that no, that's just
43:11
what they call master. All right.
43:13
Master Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Shifu goes into or he's
43:18
played by Donnie Yin. Donnie Yin is one of the
43:19
greatest like martial artists, actors of all time and is the
43:24
same way. He goes into the Dojo where the
43:26
Japanese like General is and he's got all these black belt
43:32
warriors, you know, in the Dojo. Now the Chinese, which is Donnie
43:37
yen in this case, in order for them to get food, which is a bag
43:42
of rice, they have to defeat black belt.
43:45
How to say for every black belt person they defeat, they get a
43:48
bag of rice. Anyway, there's a guy named
43:50
Master Liu, who's Shifu's friend in this movie.
43:54
And he goes in and he decides he's going to fight three of
43:57
these black belt guys and he doesn't he doesn't win.
44:01
He ends up actually getting executed.
44:03
And Donnie Ian sees a Shifu and he goes, that's my man.
44:06
Like he's just been executed. Like what are you doing?
44:09
You know, so he just, like, goes into rage, right?
44:14
Like, all you see is this, like, and he's a real peaceful guy.
44:17
Yeah, that man. And anyway, he falls into this
44:19
absolute rage and he goes into the Dojo.
44:22
He goes into the middle of it and he looks up and he goes I
44:25
want to fight team black belts, bro.
44:27
And he goes in and when he says it, the Japanese general looks
44:31
at him like this guy's crazy. You want to fight ten of the
44:34
best black belt, like black belt being the best.
44:36
Yeah, yeah. And.
44:37
He's like, I want to fight ten of these dudes.
44:39
Brian, I just remember it being one of the best scenes ever,
44:42
right? And he's like, I'm going to
44:43
fight these dudes cause all 10 of their mouth.
44:45
Brian, he's absolutely throwing hands at their mouth, throwing
44:49
hands. And one of the best parts of
44:51
that, that whole scene was at the very end, the last guy the
44:55
the, the guy that he had to defeat.
44:57
Yeah. He grabs him, stuffs him up,
44:59
pretty much puts him on the ground, faces him up, holds his
45:02
head up. Brand.
45:03
He's just punching him over, over, over, over, over.
45:08
And he's like looking at the general as he's doing it.
45:10
And he's like, yeah, this is your.
45:12
Boy, I'm. Punching him I'm.
45:14
Smashing him. And there's just blood coming
45:18
out of this dude's nose there. But that's one of the greatest,
45:21
like first fight scenes. I reckon anyone can.
45:24
Go. I've never seen a man.
45:25
Maybe I don't even watch it. Yeah.
45:26
But you would love it. I reckon you'll love it.
45:28
Yeah, it's in Chinese. Like, you got to get your head
45:30
around that. But just check on the subtitles.
45:32
Yeah, you'll be sweet, you know? But the greatest, like one of
45:36
the greatest ever scenes you'll ever, ever watch when it comes
45:38
to 1st fights, bro, it's overrated hard.
45:40
Yeah. All right, last fight scene,
45:43
we're going to be turning to animated fight scenes.
45:47
Some of the probably the most underrated if not.
45:49
The best fights best, bro, because you can just make it
45:52
crazy, like we're talking all these crazy animated and all
45:57
that that's out there now. There's some really good ones,
45:59
yeah. You could turn it into whatever
46:00
you want to when it comes to animated films bro.
46:02
So I'll let you kick it off man. Like what do you reckon your 1
46:05
is? Bro so my one.
46:06
Honestly I just watched it this year and it's Attack on Titan.
46:10
Oh no, haven't. You haven't seen it yet?
46:11
Haven't. And there's this unreal scene,
46:15
bro, where pretty much it's pretty much they're fighting
46:20
like Titans, so big giants if you don't know anything about
46:24
it. And they have this one commander
46:27
who's called Captain Levi, and he's like Peebo.
46:30
He toses people up. So he's so strong.
46:35
And they're pretty much visiting this Titan that's crazy good.
46:39
And he's killing all the soldiers just by crushing up big
46:42
boulders and throwing them. And they kind of like, go as
46:45
like a million bullets and like, he's killed thousands of people
46:49
and he's like, no one can beat him.
46:51
And then so they devise a plan like the humans are going to be
46:57
a distraction and Levi's going to go around the back, kill all
47:01
the Titans and then get to the main Titan who's at the back and
47:05
Boris. So this it's probably one of the
47:09
greatest speeches in in anime history.
47:12
I'll actually I'll, I'll bring it up.
47:13
So I'm a little bit OK, I'll, I'll, I'll just read it, eh?
47:18
So he goes, they're all going like, but what?
47:20
What do you mean? If we ride forward, we'll just
47:22
die, won't we? And then kept the nerve and
47:25
goes, yes, you're precisely right.
47:27
Everything you thought had meaning.
47:28
Every hope, dream and moment of happiness.
47:30
None of it matters as you lie bleeding on the battlefield.
47:33
None of it changes what a speeding rock does to your body.
47:36
We all die. But does that mean our lives are
47:38
meaningless? Does that mean that there was no
47:41
point in us being born? Would you say that our slanting
47:45
comrades? What about?
47:46
What about their lives? Were they meaningless?
47:49
They were, they were not. Their memories serve as an
47:52
example to all of us. The courageous fallen, the
47:54
anguish fallen. Their lives have meaning because
47:56
we, the living, refuse to forget them.
47:59
And as as we ride to certain death, we trust our successes to
48:02
do the same for us. Because my soldiers don't buckle
48:05
or yield. We when faced with cruelty of
48:07
this world, my soldiers push forward.
48:09
My soldiers, My soldiers scream. My soldiers, my soldiers rage so
48:14
that that that. Code that is a master class of
48:17
manipulation. Bro crazy.
48:20
Yeah. So he's telling them to just
48:21
ride forward and and to suicide. Yeah, but.
48:24
But when he sees it, you would like it amps you up, but you're
48:27
like. Let's go.
48:30
Let's go. And then anyway, bro, there they
48:32
go and die and and the Titans being like, what are these dudes
48:35
up to? Like, I'm just killing them and
48:38
they they come. They're still coming forward.
48:40
Yeah. And then no, meanwhile this
48:42
dude's giving them the meanest speech of all time to just go
48:44
die. And and then at the end there,
48:47
who's like, OK, so they all died.
48:49
And then he looks across all his Titans have died and and kept
48:53
their Levi's coming in. No, no, no.
48:55
You want the Titans. To die, right?
48:56
The Titans are bad and then and then Captain Levi's coming in
49:00
and he's just tired as but bro he comes as so hot and he
49:03
absolutely smashes this Titan. I need to watch.
49:06
This it's gun, but it's me, I. Actually need to Chuck it on.
49:09
I pretty much just run the whole story for you.
49:10
No, that's all right. But but no, that's like halfway
49:15
through the last season. So there's a minor fight that
49:17
comes later. Yeah, bro, Attack on Titan, but
49:20
Attack on Titan is probably the best series I've ever seen in my
49:23
life. True.
49:24
It's so mean, bro. The ending so mean as well.
49:26
It's like mean. It's like pretty good plot to
49:30
make you think and stuff like how many seasons?
49:32
Is it? I think it's five or four or
49:36
five. Oh.
49:37
So it's pretty. It's a pretty lengthy 1.
49:38
No, that's short and anime, bro. Yeah, yeah, you could pump it
49:42
out. I pumped it out a month or two
49:44
months. Far out, Yeah.
49:45
Then you're full on addicted. Never mind the caffeine.
49:48
Yeah, but that was my name. Yeah, me.
49:50
What about you, bro? Moen, I grew up watching this
49:54
brand. I love this movie.
49:55
It's actually Shrek, that scene, that scene in the WWE ring when
49:59
he's fighting against the Knights, bro, he uses like the
50:02
massive beer keg and all that to help him out.
50:04
He's like riding on things. He's just doing all these WWE
50:08
moves, bro. I love it.
50:09
And now just remember, this is it here.
50:17
Trick to it. Now this is one.
50:20
This is the first one. It's not very nice.
50:23
It's just a donkey, indeed. Nice new plan.
50:30
The one who kills the ogre will be named Champion.
50:33
How about him? And remember, this is to go and
50:38
get Princess Fiona. Oh.
50:39
That's. Right.
50:40
Whoever wins this, he. Doesn't even want to.
50:42
He just wants him to get up the song Paint, no?
50:46
All. Right then come.
50:51
On. I'm a donkey, the greatest tag
51:06
team player. Ever.
51:11
Oh, that's right, gives him the ring.
51:12
Yeah, give me in, Give me in. The head butt.
51:32
And he just wins the whole crowd.
51:35
Like do the say it's the best, give him the shit.
51:46
Well, this is when all suplexes and everything.
51:48
This is crazy. Chris Benoit, The Tombstone.
51:56
Oh, no. What was it?
51:57
That was the Walls of Jericho? That was crazy.
51:59
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
52:00
That's. Probably all my back stuff to
52:03
this day. Because all the trampoline
52:05
fights we used to play back in the.
52:07
Day people will get him in the Walls of Jericho and I'm like.
52:11
Stop Brian saying that. I actually got the story.
52:12
A There was this one time where I was on the trampoline.
52:16
We had a trampoline when when I was younger.
52:17
Yeah. And my brother and I, we used to
52:20
go out and just like, do wrestling moves with each other.
52:23
Brian, I tried to do one of these.
52:25
Was it Kofi Kingston or something?
52:27
No, it wasn't Kofi Kingston. Anyway, I try to do this move
52:30
Bray so like, you get him in a rock bottom and then you like do
52:33
a somersault and get him to land, bro.
52:36
And I landed on my brother's face, a back and everything, and
52:39
there's just blood coming out of my mouth.
52:40
I'm like, oh bro, don't worry. Don't tell mom.
52:42
Don't tell Mom. No, I was like, don't tell Dad,
52:44
don't tell Dad. You're good, you're good.
52:47
Yes, but now my brother lost today and he just bored his eyes
52:50
and I was like Oh no bro, I got the Venus in trouble there
52:54
right, but that. You're saying you're where we
52:56
were practicing moves, but you were just practicing moves on
52:58
her, mate? Yeah, yeah.
53:01
I was, yeah. I want to choke you, slam you
53:03
now. No, no, no, no.
53:05
Get him between my legs. Yeah, bro.
53:09
But yeah, bro, Shrek was one of my favorite tape growing up,
53:12
bro. And I remember when I when I
53:13
those scenes, but I used to play that like over and over and
53:16
over. Yeah, over again, bro.
53:17
And that was on your tapes, bro, before the DVDs used to come
53:20
out. Do you remember that?
53:20
Oh yeah, bro. So we used to have a, what is
53:24
it, like a tape player? A tape player, Yeah.
53:26
And like, so you had to physically go push the button to
53:28
rewind it. Yeah.
53:29
This is like some century ago stuff.
53:31
Yeah, yeah, I remember then we had one.
53:32
Of them, man. And I watched that scene like
53:34
100 times day before. Yeah, like, because we used to
53:36
go hide the DVD out, you know, we had to take it back to
53:38
Blockbuster, you know? Yeah, yeah.
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