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EAT YOUR CUM, BOY! AFTER YOU CUM IN THAT JELLO! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
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Madame Liv. Hi, guys.
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Good morning. Good.
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Morning, you drinking your coffee?
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Yeah, I put marshmallows in it. Oh, lotty dotty.
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I think we need to get some nice hot chocolate, yeah.
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Like the ones that have peppermint taste in it?
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I don't care what it has in it. I just want chocolate.
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I just want chocolate. That's not good for our diet.
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You know they have sugar free. I'm here saying that.
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I got marshmallows in my coffee. Oh, yeah, yes.
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I do want some hot chocolate, though.
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That would be really nice. Yeah.
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Make something light. Agree.
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Not too heavy. Exactly, and we can get the
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sugar free kind. I'll.
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Oh, don't be a baby. I love my sugar.
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Your sugar don't love you. That is right.
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So those of you who have not seen live, one day you will.
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You'll get to see it full force and there's full force.
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We're going to put your ass like right in the face of the camera
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and holy shit, she's got an ass for days.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Yeah, people love it. Oh, I know.
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You know they love it. What?
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What do you say? And you?
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Asked me use my assets. Oh.
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Fuck yeah. Now what you're going to do
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tomorrow, I was trying to tell you.
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So I was telling Liv. I was like, yeah, I've got
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somebody who's going to come see you tomorrow.
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And I've tortured this man by playing Tony Orlando's Tie a
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yellow ribbon around that old oak tree.
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OK, Liv and I like that song, so we're cool with it.
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But he fucking hates this song. And so one day I tortured him,
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and I let him stay tied up for two hours while I cleaned my
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house and did whatever, playing that song on repeat.
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And when I finally came in, he was like, Oh my God, Oh my God,
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that was awful. So he doesn't know that I'm
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going out of town. So for him to know that you're
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going to be seeing him, I told him.
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I said yes, I have a lovely girl.
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You're going to love her. She's my niece.
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She's great. You're going to love her.
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And he's like, oh, I'm looking forward to it.
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So he likes to be suffocated. So while he is tied up and Saran
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wrapped and tied to that surgical table, he'll be laying
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on this flat metal hard table. Like you said, it's fucking
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cold. I want you to periodically come
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in. I'm gonna show you how to work
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that table. Hydraulics work and everything.
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It's great. I'm excited about it and I sure.
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So I'm gonna get it while he's down and then I'll put my pie.
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Exactly. And then you go over there and
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sit on his face, nice with your leather pants.
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Just sit on his face. Suffocate them.
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Suffocate them. Yeah, he'll like that.
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He'll fucking love it. He's like, yeah, I just, I want
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a woman to sit on my hour, my, my face for a couple of hours.
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I'm like a couple hours my ass. Motherfucker.
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You're going to be, you know, getting some CBT.
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Listen to Tony Orlando on repeat.
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I don't know, I'm really started to enjoy CBT.
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I know who doesn't. I don't, I don't know why.
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Maybe it's like the female aspect of me and we're like, Oh
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my God, let's beat this dude. But not like in the family, like
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their family, like in a fun way. In my family, you're.
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Going to be like, I fucking hate men sometimes that's what I
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think. Well, I.
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Thought I wouldn't be attracted to men with how many come in.
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I thought I would get used to seeing them.
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So I thought I'd be like, oh, I'm not going to be a trip.
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But that didn't happen. So I was like, yeah, thank God.
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Oh no. Isn't that interesting?
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And, you know, like I said, when I first set up a dungeon, you
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know, I was so hyped. And before I used to do sessions
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out of my room and it really gave me no division.
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And then, you know, my husband helped me put together, you
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know, this dungeon space. And so I was like, so excited.
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And I know when I first started off, you know, I was, you know,
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using some wooden spoons for disciplinary, you know, people.
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And I was using the ropes and the chains and all that, but it
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was like, oh, we can now fuck in the dungeon, you know?
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And now it's like, oh God, do you really, you know, you want
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to do a session the dunge? Sure.
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OK, yay. That's because you you see it
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all the time. Yeah, I see it all the time.
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And that's why I say to you, hey, you know, every, you know,
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6-8 months better rearrange. You know, every year I go in
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there, I'm. Excited.
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I mean, it's kind of still fresh for me, so I'm.
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Still, yeah. Enjoying it, but there would be
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a lot of cool ways to maneuver it so that all aspects of the
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rooms. Can be used, Yeah.
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And it's a different we got. We're going to do that.
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We're going to move things around, shake it up.
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When I redid the center cabinet, it felt like it was kind of
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like, oh, I know where everything's at.
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It felt like it was almost like mine.
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I'm like, I did this. I know where everything's at.
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Nobody. Nothing surprises me because
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before I'm like. What is that?
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What is that? Oh, that's cool.
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What is this used for? But the interesting thing of it
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is you've seen about 70% of the stuff.
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Right. There's still more shit.
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There's still more shit in that box we have to unpack, you know?
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Now we're going to make this cool little ABDL room for all of
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our little babies that we love so much.
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We. Begin a lot now.
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Yes. I like that because our first
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baby said it was kind of like they were so nervous.
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Yeah. That they feel like they
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couldn't because the kink is so strange to like a vanilla, you
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know, person, which I mean, I guess it is strange, but it's
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fun. Yeah.
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You know well. It's strange for some people and
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it's so difficult, you know, for the.
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Open up about it. Exactly, exactly.
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You know we had little doofus and you know he's an absolute
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sweetheart. I'm so glad he was my first.
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I know he was perfect. He really was perfect for the
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first. Yeah, I could have easily been
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scared away from it, but he really made it so normal.
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Yeah, he really did. And you know, he's, he's a
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beautiful soul. He's sweet, you know, he's just
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a cute little guy. You just want to snuggle up to
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him and just, you know, love on him.
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Yes, he's adorable. And so, you know, there's so
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many that are like that, too. You know, I've noticed almost
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every baby that's come in has a little baby face.
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Yes, and they look so like sweet and innocent.
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It's not like it really works. I'm like, wow, of course you
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would. I probably could pick him out
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now. But yes, probably like to be a
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diaper. Don't you come here.
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That's great. This is.
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Sweet. And, you know, we encourage
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those people to, you know, get your onesies, get your bottles,
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bring. All your supplies 'cause then we
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can do like a fool on like session cause the last guy I had
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he didn't he had forgot his powder and it you know it takes
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away from like what you want yeah you know it's like if you
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want it just makes it nicer to have your bottle and.
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And he said that was one of the best experiences, if not the
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best experiences, he's ever had. Did he not have any experience
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with it? No, he's he's played with other
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people. He's never come to a pro.
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Oh, and so, you know, he had explained to me that he has a
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separate place from his house. It's like a garage apartment is
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what it sounds like. And in the loft, he has like a
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whole, like, man cave. And then he has a room that's
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separated from all of that. And it's his adult nursery.
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Now, his wife knows about this. She's supportive, but she just
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doesn't get into it. He says, you know, we've gotten
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older. It's just not not her jam
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anymore, he said. It never truly was 100%.
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I mean, it's hard. It is it is you know, you
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haven't seen Mama Peach yet, but I think we need to you and I
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need to re interview her again so you can kind of get your own
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perception of her. I.
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Don't know who Mama Peach is? Yeah, I'm going to show you
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she's has on Fetlife. It's like Mario fan and there's
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some numbers on her name, but she's kind of nationally known
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because she will fly. She used to be a nurse.
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Now she's like a life coach and she flies out from, I think she
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lives in Miami, but she flies out to all these people.
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They'll pay for her flight, the arrangements, the setup, and a
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lot of these people have their own adults.
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She's strictly only a mommy. She's.
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Only a mommy. Oh that's cool.
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And she will fly to them. That's really cool that there
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are people that would do that. Yeah, and she's incredible and
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she's so sweet. But the interesting thing about
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her is her personal dynamic. She's so fucking adorable.
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She's this cute little petite blonde she wears like her little
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50s housewife outfits. Fucking adorable.
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You'll love her pictures. I'm going to show you her
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profile, but her husband is her adult baby.
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OK. Now they have children together,
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so their their their private life is is really just for fat,
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you know, and so you know, it's like she doesn't really discuss
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her personal life, but I'm curious how she does the
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balance, you know, so it's. Like it depends 'cause like
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they're like with my brain, I can switch, yeah.
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You know, like having The Color Purple as be the dynamic change.
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And then when we cut purple off, purple off, then we can go back
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to our normal lives. Yeah.
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So just everybody has a way of handling it, I guess.
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But you're talking about like literally financially?
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No, no. Home life and work life.
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And more or less like, you know, he's her adult baby and they
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take pictures together and they have this cool little bond that
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they show on fat. But then, like I said, she has
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to be a mom to her real children, you know, to their
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children. Kind of mom too.
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It is. So it's the same.
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Yeah, it's not the same. It's just interesting.
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Like I said, it's interesting how people, you know, perceive
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things and all that. That's cool.
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And everybody like just like every baby is different.
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I'm sure every mommy's different.
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So it'd be really cool to get like her take on how she would
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do it or just how her how she works it.
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Yeah, and I mean, and she can't really expose her husband, you
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know, to anybody in their family.
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So it's kind of like, yes, she just has to be that different
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person, I guess. So I it'd be interesting to hear
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more about. Yeah, that's why I like that I'm
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with y'all because I don't have to hide, just be whenever,
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whoever I'm at, wherever I'm at. And I try to encourage that and
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others to like, just be yourself.
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Just be yourself, yeah? But only reason why I say this
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because I have the means to be able to be myself.
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Some people don't have that. You know what's amazing is
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between you and Ruby and Barbie, you are all so true to
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yourselves, you know, You just are who you are.
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There's no superficial bullshit. You're all very transparent.
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You know? You like what you like, and this
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is who you are when it comes to being in the dungeon, you know,
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or. Just in life.
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But people that have been doing more adult baby sessions with
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you and more like intimate sessions, like with you doing
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sysification with them, for example, with you, you know,
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doing those those types of things with them that they can
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really kind of shed who they are.
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Just like the adult baby who you did the coloring book with the
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other day. They have all written such great
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reviews about you. Yeah, it makes me my heart
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really happy for. Him, it's really because.
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It's not just about, like the take on how they see me, It's on
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how they see themselves that I really like them to come into
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themselves. Yeah, that's my favorite part.
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Like the the first time I ever saw, like, big bitch Sissy, when
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he looked in the mirror and he saw himself in his Sissy outfit,
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he like, let out like the deepest sigh.
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And it was just like, wow, he really is who he is now.
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Yeah. This is who he is.
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And then it makes you, like, accept it more because of the
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way they they, they accept themselves.
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You're like, wow, it's about them.
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You know, and you know what's so crazy is he is from here, but
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he, you know, completely lives way far out of state like he
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lives in the. Back though.
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Well, that was the thing. He ended up getting a job and
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his job's transferring him down here for like 6 months and he
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didn't expect it. It was out of the blue.
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So he was absolutely thrilled, he thought.
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About him Lived the other day too.
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Yeah, because he is the only person that I've ever pegged who
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like the way that he liked it. Like he liked it.
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And you were there for that. Oh my God, yeah, that was.
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He like, loved it. That was hot.
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Yeah, I was like, wow, never experienced somebody to like
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pegging as much as he has. Well, when you didn't too, he
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was like laying on the couch acting like a girl and you were
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just like going to town. Yeah, he was my bitch.
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Yeah, that was great. I was like, fuck yeah.
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And then he talked to me like the next day whenever he come
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back in, because he come back, he he's like, I watched the
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videos back over and you're so tiny because he's a big bitch.
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Yeah. He's like, I look like I was
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crushing you because he was riding my Dick.
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I was like, you did great. You was not hurting me at all.
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Trust me, you're not allowed to hurt me.
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I would. I would move you.
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Right. Move, bitch.
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Move, big bitch. Get off my Dick.
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That's great. All right, so we've talked about
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all this. We are really supposed to be
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talking about something interesting.
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We were, we had a whole. Place we.
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Had a We started talking about coffee and we didn't even start.
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Shit. Oh no.
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Coffee, sugar, and then it goes into Dicks and just fucking.
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I mean fucking cross. Dressers, Dick sissies and
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babies. Sissy babies, diapers.
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Geez. So this banana couple, I told
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you, you would have loved to have met them.
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They they are now moving. They won't be coming to this
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next party. It fucking sucks.
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But it was funny because they wrote me and they said, Mia, I
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think this would, this might be part of one of your dungeon
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stories. I'm surprised you haven't talked
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about this on your podcast. I hope you've made someone do
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this or do it in the future to talk about it.
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So they sent me a YouTube video link, and it was hilarious.
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It was this comedian. And this comedian gets up and he
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pulls people out of the audience.
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And one of the guys who stands up, he's like, yeah.
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He's like, I was just released from the mental hospital and
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nobody. And so they're I'm going to post
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the link on this episode. Funny shit.
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So the guy was like, Oh, well, OK, nice to meet you, you know,
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please don't kill me. He's like, yeah.
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He's like, you know, I was so horny.
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He's like, I couldn't get sex, obviously.
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And so he said what he did one night was he got a cup of jello
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with his dinner, and he decided he was going to fuck that cup of
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jello and cum in it. And when he did that, he
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thought, you know, think I'm going to eat it.
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Still like jello, Still like jello.
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And that's exactly what happened.
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That's interesting. Yeah.
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And so everybody was just like, laughing.
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And yes, it was hilarious. He just got up on stage to talk
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about talking about just yes, that.
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Didn't know those words came out my mouth, but you understood
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what I said. Yes, yeah, you know, it's, it's
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interesting because I mean, how many times have we seen men in
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our own life, you know, ejaculate come and it's like, Oh
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yeah, you know, spews out it's, you know, long stream, blah,
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blah, blah. I like it, especially when it's
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like the really emotional ones. Yeah, they.
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Really get into it. Really get into.
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It's not just a, it's not just a load, it's a load.
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Yeah, I've seen guys ejaculate and it be chunky and like
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there's hardly any kind of flow to it.
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The second person I ever saw in the dungeon was like that.
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Oh God. Remember.
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Yes. It came out you're like, oh,
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you're so dehydrated. That's.
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What? I immediately said.
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I was like, you need drinks on water, motherfucker.
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Like what the? Fuck is this.
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So yeah, guys, drink your water. Yeah, water, water, water.
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Yeah, pineapple juice. That helps.
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Clumpy cum is gross. Yes, it's God.
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Why does that have to be so gross sometimes?
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You. Know what?
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I'll take clumpy cum over poop any day.
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Yeah, yeah. I don't care.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. Because I mean, look, the smell
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of shit just kind of lingers. But Speaking of making people
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come on their food and eat it. So I have this this gentleman
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I've known for many, many years, he is very bisexual.
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He's come to the dungeon. And he said to me one day he's
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like, Mistress, I want to come. I want to come on this cereal.
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I'm going to bring in some Frosted Flakes because they're
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great. And.
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Like it's soggy fast though, but go ahead.
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With your story, he didn't want to use milk, he wanted to use
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his cum and eat it. I was like, fuck yeah, let's do
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it. And that's what he did.
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So he came into the dungeon. I would probably gag.
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You know, you and I it really takes a lot for us to gag
18:34
though, and it but at this. Point.
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You're right, I did look at somebody's asshole.
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Yeah. And poop all over it and then
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gag. Yeah, you're right.
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I guess. Maybe it's just the idea, I
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don't know. Well, sometimes I hold a
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straight face. Just not hurt their feelings.
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But sometimes, like you nasty fuck no.
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Well, as far as this guy, it didn't gross me out because it.
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Wasn't nice. Did you like?
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It it what? Yeah, it wasn't bad.
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You didn't see a lot of it. It was very clear.
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Oh, OK. You know, he was hydrated.
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And yeah, it was. It more or less looked like skim
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milk, like Choo Choo Choo. I'm like, oh, that was easy.
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Now eat it up, you fucking bitch.
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And that's what he did. Huh, I guess that's interesting.
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It was easy. Yeah, it was easy.
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I didn't have any issues with it.
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Didn't make me gag. What makes me gag is when it's
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gross and chunky and we make them eat it, you know?
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And it's like, oh. Yeah, you.
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Know you can imagine it like tasting like ammonia.
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Or like a booger. Yeah, Oh.
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Sometimes I do taste like boogers.
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That's why I don't like boogers. I don't like boogers either.
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It's disgusting. All right, I got.
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Kids and don't like boogers. I'll do throw up, I'll do shit,
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but I won't do no booger. You gotta booger hand.
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She knows you better turn your whole ass around.
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I know, look at it. I know.
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I'm like, I cannot stand that. And you know, when you have
20:09
somebody who goes like swimming or they're in the shower and
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their sign is a start running and it's like, oh God, it's like
20:16
to see kids or somebody in the pool and it's like snot come out
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there as I was like. My brother has really bad
20:21
sinuses, always had boogers hang out his nose.
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That's probably where my grossness of boogers came from.
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Good thing I don't have a kink for it.
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Good. Thing.
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Fuck. You know what, I came across an
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old e-mail from someone and they wanted to come to the dungeon so
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they can get wedgies. They had a fucking kink for
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wedgies. It is the only person I've ever
20:43
seen who wants wedgies. Huh.
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Yeah, you didn't think it was a kink?
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And then I'm like, Oh yeah, I forgot about him.
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I mean, sometimes they come in and it kind of shocks you a
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little bit. Like I didn't know about
20:55
armpits. And he's sitting there sucking
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on my armpit mole. But you know that was a.
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You don't. Have that removed by the way.
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It's cute, I like it. You need to have that removed.
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I like, don't take it away from me, that's my mole.
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I work really hard. For that, Oh my God.
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I cut it sometimes when I shave. Oh my God.
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It'll come off one day. Oh.
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Yeah, we get it off real quick. Grab some thread around.
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That snaggly mole? It's a teeny tiny little mole.
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OK, well, that was a hot scene, but it was, and I didn't see him
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sucking on your mole. That's probably why I thought it
21:31
was a hot scene. Yeah, he was really getting into
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it. He.
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Was and it was sexy. And I felt like it was really
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close and personal. It was.
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I could see how it could be very personal because.
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He's like all up in your grill, you know, it's just like, I try
21:48
to keep my mind away from it just because, like, I don't know
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how to feel about it. Like, am I supposed to be like
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in this? But then it's like, it's like,
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where do your mind, where do you put your mind?
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Yeah, when, when scenes get like that.
22:00
Well, I, I think what I normally do is I think about the fact
22:05
that I'm doing a service, you know, it's almost like a medical
22:11
procedure. Like he needs this to feel
22:13
better. Yeah, you know.
22:15
Release. But it's still that's what I
22:17
normally think about it is I'm helping them, but this one was
22:20
just different. Yeah.
22:22
I was like damn, you're really up in my room.
22:24
It was like that guy that picked me up that one time.
22:27
It was very personable. It was very.
22:28
Personal. Yes.
22:30
Most of my sessions are very personable, but I'm doing that,
22:32
not the guy doing it. You're gonna mean like I choose
22:35
what personal I do. Yes.
22:37
But the guys don't normally come do that.
22:39
That's what I'm like. There's a difference in it than
22:41
what I normally do because. I'm pretty sensual, yeah.
22:43
You know, so it's like I already do that stuff, but I choose.
22:46
Yet your guy who picked you up that night, he messaged me at
22:49
1:00 in the fucking morning. I want to let people know I am
22:52
not fucking awake at 1:00 AM. Well, me neither, you know.
22:56
Sometimes I gotta pee, yeah. That's what we do.
22:59
My pee break is usually about 4:00 AM and then I wake up at
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5:30 AM But. But yeah, I was like, I'm not
23:07
fucking awake. Why am I?
23:08
Yeah. Seeing this.
23:09
Message. He's like Mistress, it's time
23:12
for you to punish me. When are you free?
23:14
Next, it's time for me to punish you.
23:17
Yeah, he wants me to punish him. Yeah.
23:21
He thinks that last time we were too easy on him.
23:25
Remember, you know. What?
23:26
It's because he chickened out. He's not like, chicken out then.
23:29
Yeah, they're not chicken out there.
23:31
You go here and get my stinky feet.
23:32
Exactly. Actually, they don't really
23:34
stink. That's why I've been having
23:36
stinky feet. It's been a little bit upset
23:37
because my feet have been stinking.
23:38
Oh my gosh. Which is funny because like,
23:43
they were smelling so bad for a while and then it stopped.
23:46
I don't know what caused it to start.
23:47
I don't know what caused it to stop.
23:49
Huh. But maybe it's the pedicures.
23:53
That's why I've been chalking it up to getting pedicures.
23:56
They're like really taking all that skin off.
24:00
All right, well, I'm going to throw this at you too, since we
24:02
we go off topic all day long in these fucking episodes, which is
24:06
which is cool. So there's two things I'm going
24:08
to mention. One, you are going to do a video
24:13
of all sorts of of clips of you in fucking pantyhose.
24:19
These guys have got a fucking hard on Our pantyhose episodes
24:24
was through the roof. So many people wanted to listen
24:27
to that. They love several different
24:29
pantyhose we can totally do. That oh, I know you're going to
24:31
do it. We're going to get your nails
24:33
done for this video, you know, and have like that color on your
24:36
nails pop so they can. See Really populous color.
24:40
What color would we choose? Something that would make it
24:43
pop. Something fluorescent, maybe
24:45
like a high pink or a hot orange.
24:48
You know, whatever color you wanted.
24:49
I think something to really pop. Let's do orange, OK?
24:53
I think black orange would be really cool.
24:56
You know, your your guy from, oh, I forget what town he's in.
25:04
Not that I need to bring it up, but Monroeville.
25:07
I don't remember. He thought all that.
25:11
He was very sweet. He comes over and he was the
25:13
foot guy. He was the one who made this a
25:15
foot box. Ohh yeah, yeah, he.
25:17
Loves orange that is his favorite color on fingernails
25:21
and toenails. OK, well if he listens to the
25:24
podcast, I'm about to have orange nails.
25:27
Yeah. And I can wear.
25:28
I'm sure he would like pantyhose.
25:30
Oh yeah, I wouldn't see why not pantyhose, Yeah, absolutely.
25:34
But we need to do regular pantyhose fishnets and I'm going
25:37
to do I got. One with laces now.
25:39
Oh my God, yeah. Lacey Tudors.
25:41
Yeah, they're going to fucking love that.
25:43
OK, The other thing of it is Charles wrote a comment on fat
25:47
life. He wants to know why the fuck
25:49
you're putting a grape in your pussy.
25:52
We're going to talk about that. No.
25:54
You. Talk.
25:54
We were, you know, like Egyptian, like, like, we're
25:58
trying to be all, like, sexy. And yeah, it just.
26:01
He pushed it in too far and I swallowed that bitch hole, you
26:04
know? Your pussy went gulp.
26:08
Yeah, it really did. And it would not come out.
26:11
Oh my God, that's great. And I was pregnant, so I was
26:13
having to birth this grape. Oh my God.
26:16
And I was scared I was going to hurt the baby that was.
26:18
Prepping right there. I was, I was, yeah.
26:21
It was like. Practice.
26:22
Wow, I got. To call my Mama, be like Mama, I
26:26
got a grape stuck in there. Help me now, she tells
26:29
everybody. Oh my God, me and her are so
26:31
close that she calls me up for when she gets, you know, a grave
26:34
stuck in her pussy. Would she tell you to fish it
26:36
out or get? A pair of tongues, he said.
26:38
You see, it's OK, We got this. You're going to be fine.
26:43
Josh, go down there and get it. I didn't mean to say the name.
26:48
Asshole, go down there and go get.
26:50
It and he tried, but it would have.
26:54
It was both. We had to work both together.
26:56
I had to push and he had to go in and grab it.
26:58
It was round, so it kept slipping.
27:00
You know, that's hilarious, yeah.
27:03
It was hard and I was scared because it was getting warm.
27:05
You know, you could feel the grape.
27:06
It was getting warm. I'm thinking it's gonna rot in
27:08
there and I'm gonna. It was scary.
27:11
You should have gotten your little vacuum your handy vac.
27:13
That's so funny. Oh, gross.
27:17
You. Suck it up first for me.
27:21
You know what? If you knew me?
27:24
Yes. Like on a personal level.
27:25
Talk about Charles. Yes, you wouldn't be that
27:28
surprised. You.
27:30
Wouldn't be that surprised on it though.
27:33
That's what's funny. That is great.
27:35
Yeah, that's great. That's.
27:37
Great. All right, So, yeah, we talked
27:43
about the whole, you know, coming on food and eating it.
27:48
So have you heard about splashing?
27:49
Remember we talked about that. Sounds familiar?
27:52
Where you rub food on you in a sexual way.
27:55
Yeah, and. I said.
27:58
Yes, that's you and your personality.
27:59
Fried chicken. Yeah, you fucked around with
28:02
Charles last week and you're like.
28:05
He was getting turned on. Yes, I said yeah.
28:08
I mean, we got chicken. I got a body.
28:10
Come here. Yeah.
28:12
You're like. Let me get you.
28:13
Selected with me? Yeah, he would.
28:14
He doesn't. Realize we could do it.
28:16
We are not. We are two grown-ups come in the
28:19
dungeon. We got, yeah, we got to do that
28:21
for him. Honestly, we got to do that for
28:23
him one day. Just let him go down.
28:25
Get. You to make your fried chicken
28:27
because he likes your you're cooking.
28:28
Yeah, I'll take. It off my body.
28:30
I will totally do it, yeah. I've been getting a little
28:35
chunky so you know, like the spine is kind of like indented a
28:38
little bit so you can put the chicken there.
28:41
Oh yeah. Put some sauce in there and dip
28:43
your chicken in the sauce. Oh yeah, and my.
28:46
Little back dimples. OK, yeah, you're going to make
28:50
them have like the gravy drip down your ass a little bit.
28:53
You. Got to go down there and get it.
28:56
You will well. That's hilarious.
29:02
I love it. All right, so Liv.
29:05
Mia. Are you ready to say goodbye?
29:07
Oh, never. All right, so until then, this
29:12
has been the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.