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Kill Lincoln Again · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:05
  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:08
  Testecleese: There could be a new world order out there.
• 0:11
  Testecleese: Believe it, I suffered.
• 0:16
  Testecleese: Who are fake news.
• 0:18
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:22
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
• 0:27
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come
• 0:33
  Testecleese: hello and welcome to episode 285 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:39
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:40
  Testecleese: What are these 2 guys drinking some beer? Sorry what's going on?
• 0:44
  Testecleese: We got our Semi regular, I guess, regular, because, you know, I guess you'd be a full on host if you were were here every single time. But we got with us once again.
• 0:56
  El Guapo: Well, as soon as you guys start paying me, then I will consider it, you know.
• 0:59
  Testecleese: Soon as someone starts paying us, this show will be a lot better than it is.
• 1:06
  El Guapo: Hey!
• 1:07
  Brian McFadden: 7.
• 1:08
  Testecleese: This show actually cost us money to produce. That's why it's that's why it's slapped together with bubble bubble gum and ducted.
• 1:15
  Brian McFadden: We got some new listeners in Virginia.
• 1:19
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, please.
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: They're members of the Vfw. And I told them about the show last weekend. And Hello.
• 1:29
  Brian McFadden: wife listened to it, and she came back Friday night. She's like Whoa! My word.
• 1:34
  Brian McFadden: your shit is ridiculous. I love it.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: Well before we get going. Speaking of the Vfw. Monday is Memorial Day.
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: So just for everyone out there I got a feeling. All of our listeners are familiar with what the Memorial Day is, but that's all the brothers and sisters that didn't come back home.
• 1:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: We're in the service. So you know, pour one out for the good guys right.
• 2:02
  El Guapo: Cheers.
• 2:03
  Testecleese: Cheers.
• 2:03
  Brian McFadden: What the hell are you drinking?
• 2:07
  El Guapo: Blue Hawaiian.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: I was. Gonna say, it's 1 of them girly drinks.
• 2:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, we made that a club tail.
• 2:14
  El Guapo: Hey, look! It's only like 3 bucks. I cannot dispute that.
• 2:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:19
  Brian McFadden: The alcohol content on the.
• 2:22
  El Guapo: 10%.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's not so bad.
• 2:26
  Brian McFadden: 4 logo.
• 2:28
  El Guapo: God! No!
• 2:31
  El Guapo: You! You give me the flashbacks.
• 2:34
  Brian McFadden: The good old days.
• 2:36
  El Guapo: When you when you drink, when poison was legal.
• 2:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:42
  Testecleese: Well, you guys remember when that baseball fan at the pirates game fell off the the wall
• 2:48
  Testecleese: 20 feet.
• 2:49
  Testecleese: But I watched the video of it today showed to life. She's like holy crap. How did he survive that like? He flipped end over end and hit the lower tier on his way down.
• 2:59
  El Guapo: Damn well, he actually survived it.
• 3:02
  Testecleese: Yes, he did. It turns out he was 20 years old. His friend had been feeding him booze in the parking lot and bought him 2 in the stadium, and he is now facing charges for this.
• 3:11
  El Guapo: The friend of himself.
• 3:13
  Testecleese: The friend who gave him booze.
• 3:16
  El Guapo: He was 20 years old.
• 3:17
  Testecleese: He was 20 years old, and his buddy hooked him up with a bunch of beer and bought him some in the stadium.
• 3:22
  El Guapo: Distribute alcohol. Yeah.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. What? What is it? Leading the delinquency of a minor, or maybe
• 3:28
  El Guapo: Maybe relinquishing them out. Yeah.
• 3:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. So this guy's gonna be in a lot of trouble because
• 3:34
  Testecleese: that dude, I mean don't get him. The guy survived. But that hurt. That was a long fall, you know.
• 3:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 3:39
  El Guapo: You know what that's even worse. The hospital Bill.
• 3:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he might be responsible instead of the insurance at this point, right?
• 3:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:47
  Testecleese: You never know what insurance companies will do not have to pay out right.
• 3:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:51
  El Guapo: They fucking work with the da, so they don't have to work.
• 3:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: so Trump and the Department of Defense have accepted this Boeing 747 from, they say, Qatar, it's what I hear everywhere, but I've always thought it was Qatar.
• 4:10
  El Guapo: Cutter! Oh.
• 4:11
  Brian McFadden: However, they're saying it gutter now. I mean it changes when they at the every administration has a different title for it.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: Like Kiev or Kiev.
• 4:21
  El Guapo: Well, Turkey just changed the name, too, to Turkey.
• 4:24
  Brian McFadden: Turkey, Turkey.
• 4:27
  Testecleese: Are they.
• 4:27
  Brian McFadden: Lane, the blade.
• 4:29
  Testecleese: They're going to turn Constantinople back into Istanbul.
• 4:32
  Testecleese: They're not gonna do that. You know that.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: Sorry the other way around is Istanbul. Now it's done, was Constantinople.
• 4:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 4:39
  Testecleese: But that's nobody's business but the Turks.
• 4:43
  Testecleese: Nobody remembers that song.
• 4:45
  El Guapo: No, yeah. You remember, I mean, you remind me of it. But
• 4:51
  Testecleese: I. Still, I still think this is a mistake, because I got to rip this aircraft apart from nose to tail.
• 4:57
  Testecleese: and you know what I mean, because you can't just have the President flying around Air Force one that a foreign nation gave us.
• 5:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna cost a lot of money to do what they need to.
• 5:06
  El Guapo: Well, the other ones, the other one's supposed to come out.
• 5:09
  El Guapo: It's supposed to be 2 Air Force. One come out, but
• 5:12
  El Guapo: that shit haven't come out yet from Boeing, and they got a lot.
• 5:15
  Brian McFadden: He started the plans when he was president the 1st time. So Boeing's been working on this plane for over 8 years.
• 5:23
  El Guapo: I would double check phones, work. After this, everything going on.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: It's interesting. You say that because we have something in there in here about this
• 5:32
  Testecleese: not sure where, but trump, basically shutting down the
• 5:37
  Testecleese: the lawsuit against Boeing and a couple other companies that.
• 5:39
  Brian McFadden: It's coming up. It's coming up.
• 5:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:45
  Testecleese: Okay. So the jailbreak in New Orleans.
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: Now 2 people have been arrested for assisting these fugitives to get out.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: How.
• 5:55
  Brian McFadden: Beginning with.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 5:57
  Brian McFadden: I think it's just the beginning.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, how widespread can this be? And how did this happen that these improve that these people thought they could do this and get away with it?
• 6:08
  El Guapo: They're criminals. They're not think they don't think.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: No, these were employees of the jail.
• 6:13
  El Guapo: Do.
• 6:14
  El Guapo: Okay?
• 6:16
  El Guapo: What's the gender? Again, for the employees.
• 6:19
  Testecleese: The most likely male, but females are allowed to work, especially jails. It could be anybody.
• 6:26
  Testecleese: There you go. So they they had this
• 6:29
  El Guapo: They got. They got love bombed by the criminals and stuff.
• 6:32
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, what are you in for? Murder? Oh, let me help you get out of here. Come on, of course these remember, there's a whole bunch of women, too, that
• 6:42
  Testecleese: send love letters to a convicted murderers, too. Right? Oh, yeah.
• 6:46
  Brian McFadden: They'll go for a sugar.
• 6:46
  El Guapo: And it goes the other way to America. Fall in love with fewer prisoners, and shit shit happens, you know, but.
• 6:53
  Testecleese: Orange is new black. When you knock her up.
• 6:56
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, much.
• 6:58
  El Guapo: By the way, have you guys seen orange? Is the new black?
• 7:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 7:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: Okay, did you watch Oz?
• 7:05
  El Guapo: No.
• 7:06
  Testecleese: Okay. Orange into black completely ripped off Oz. It's the same stories that happen in the show, except it's women in a prison except a bunch of dudes.
• 7:16
  Brian McFadden: I feel like women in prison would be more entertaining.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 7:20
  El Guapo: Please, mama.
• 7:21
  Testecleese: Well, especially the prison rape scene. When you see Lou Maloney full frontal, nude.
• 7:27
  El Guapo: I don't know who's not.
• 7:29
  Testecleese: He did. You watch law and order? Svu.
• 7:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 7:32
  El Guapo: No.
• 7:33
  Testecleese: He was. Yeah, he was Elliot the dude on the show.
• 7:36
  El Guapo: It was in a full phone. What?
• 7:38
  Brian McFadden: Stabler.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Stabler was is Lou Maloney. He was in Oz.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: And if you guys haven't seen happy, you should check that out. He's got this imaginary friend when he's all jacked up and causes all sorts of problems.
• 7:55
  El Guapo: All right.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: I know we've discussed this before, but I didn't want to put it into follow up, because it's been so long that it's been discussed, but the Us. Mint is, has moved forward its plans to nix the penny.
• 8:08
  Testecleese: I remember Brian and I disagreed on this.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 8:14
  El Guapo: 4 women's got arrested so far.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: What happened today. It's even more than 10 inmates came
• 8:23
  Testecleese: more modern than I. That's even more current news than I have. Look at that.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: But yeah, the mint is looking to get rid of the penny. They've actually taken the next step forward to do it, and have signed off to do it.
• 8:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they just purchased the last batch of pennies.
• 8:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, I still think this is a mistake, but I understand why.
• 8:42
  Brian McFadden: It's cost more than a penny to make the penny.
• 8:45
  Testecleese: Yes, and I understand that.
• 8:47
  Testecleese: But the problem is that Nick?
• 8:48
  Testecleese: Well, not because the new penny.
• 8:50
  El Guapo: Would that make that penny worth 5 cents? Then.
• 8:53
  Testecleese: Well.
• 8:54
  Brian McFadden: Not yet.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: No, but seriously, get some pennies from the last year they're gonna be minted and keep them in the hard plastic case. You get them with.
• 9:05
  El Guapo: No, but I'm saying like, if it's
• 9:11
  El Guapo: in order to exchange something, exchange had to be value something
• 9:16
  El Guapo: if it's too cheap to make. That means it's not worth nothing.
• 9:22
  Testecleese: I know what you mean, but it.
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't.
• 9:26
  Testecleese: Demonstrate, imprinting a link.
• 9:29
  El Guapo: Let me ask you a question, do you, when you see a penny laying on the ground, do you take the time and effort to bend down and pick it up.
• 9:36
  El Guapo: Dollar.
• 9:38
  El Guapo: I'll pick any point.
• 9:39
  Testecleese: Man see a penny pick it up all the day. You'll have good luck.
• 9:44
  El Guapo: I'd pick it up.
• 9:46
  Brian McFadden: I usually only focus. I focus on the silver when I.
• 9:50
  Testecleese: Realistically, I pick up quarters if I see coins on the ground.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Good luck. Barely see quarters and stuff same.
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: I'm just saying the nickel should become the new penny.
• 10:01
  Testecleese: Everything that was 299 will become 3, and over the course of the rest of your life. How many dollars is that going to be.
• 10:08
  Brian McFadden: Odd 1 million.
• 10:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 10:12
  El Guapo: But I say, if we keep taking coins off, then it's gonna be the next pen I mean, the next is going to be less valuable the next one. Then we're going to be like coinless.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I said was that the nickel just becomes the new penny. And then eventually, they're going to say it's not worth this.
• 10:30
  Testecleese: And I'd like to see more dollar coins honestly, but that's just me.
• 10:34
  El Guapo: Oh, they!
• 10:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Susan, man!
• 10:36
  Brian McFadden: Instead of.
• 10:37
  El Guapo: Where they are. I know where they are, where.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: The dollar.
• 10:43
  Brian McFadden: They're in your your house.
• 10:45
  El Guapo: El Salvador.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: I mean I.
• 10:48
  Brian McFadden: I thought they got the Bitcoin going.
• 10:51
  El Guapo: No, yeah, they do get become by the tech dollars now over there, and they like coins. Hard coins they got. They've set up ATM a bigcom ATM on fire because they don't want it.
• 11:02
  Testecleese: Which is nuts. Just don't use it. Then, right.
• 11:05
  El Guapo: They just they just they want hard cash. They want hard, you know, even though everybody has a debit card smartphones now. And they they? I bet you they freaking pay with it.
• 11:14
  El Guapo: The phone.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: The issue.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: The issue with coins, realistically is how you gonna carry around $25 in coins in your pocket. You need us a satchel at that point. You know what I mean.
• 11:25
  El Guapo: That's cool. You take it to the back, and like, you know.
• 11:28
  El Guapo: or you keep in your house, you still. You got it with you. I like.
• 11:31
  Testecleese: I. I have a ton of dollar coins, but they're all like 19.
• 11:34
  El Guapo: Let me ask you this.
• 11:35
  Testecleese: They're all actual silver in them.
• 11:38
  El Guapo: Do you play video games.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: No not anymore.
• 11:41
  El Guapo: Okay, do you used to buy video games? Yes.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: Oh, alright!
• 11:45
  El Guapo: You had a and she do you wanna download it or you wanna buy the hard copy.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: Oh, dude
• 11:52
  Testecleese: I am! It's driving me nuts when I buy a movie through a streaming service like Disney, or something.
• 11:59
  Testecleese: Because, like something happens, and all of a sudden, I don't have it anymore. Like if you don't, as Guapo has to say, if you can't hold it. You don't own it.
• 12:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, same thing with coins and money, you know.
• 12:11
  Testecleese: Well shit! How many times have I brought up on this show that I'd love to see States bring back and stop printing, minting their own currency again!
• 12:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, every we got different methods of payment. Now we got paypal. Thank you, Moss we got.
• 12:28
  El Guapo: There's so many payments option nowadays.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: So venmo cash direct a bank transfer.
• 12:35
  El Guapo: Only face. I mean, yeah, you know.
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: Jill.
• 12:39
  Testecleese: Zell! There you go!
• 12:42
  Testecleese: Plus actual hard cash, which
• 12:45
  Testecleese: got to be careful carrying around too much cash, though they're gonna think you're doing something shady and illegal to avoid paying taxes, or to buy or sell something illegal. You know.
• 12:52
  El Guapo: I don't care. I still probably her.
• 12:53
  El Guapo: I still set the cash where I work like, okay, sounds good.
• 12:57
  Testecleese: 2050 bucks, even even 500 bucks.
• 12:59
  El Guapo: A $100 bill is like a $20 nowadays.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm just saying, if you're carrying around $60,000 in cash.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: There's a good chance. The police sees it until they find out why you have that much cash on you.
• 13:10
  El Guapo: Well, that's your dumb ass for carrying out in public, you know.
• 13:13
  Testecleese: This is the same shit we brought. Was it Christi Noem a couple of weeks ago, who got.
• 13:16
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 13:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: All that cash I was like, what's she doing carrying around that much cash.
• 13:20
  El Guapo: How much was it.
• 13:21
  Testecleese: It was thousands, I remember, I think, was, what are you doing carrying around this much cash? You're just begging to be robbed.
• 13:28
  El Guapo: I mean, like trump used to trump. Used to give everybody a tip. A $100.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: Oh, bills!
• 13:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: It's a little different when you're a multi-billionaire. The cup's like, why do you have all this money? And he, as everyone's like, he just gave me a hundred bucks. He's like, I like to tip my staff, you know.
• 13:44
  Testecleese: But yeah, a lot of people don't realize States are allowed to make their own currency as long as there's gold or silver in them.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: so, like West Virginia could cut themselves out of the inflation of the dollar by minting their own coins.
• 13:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. Why not fuck it, you know.
• 13:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm seriously tempted to write my governor a letter.
• 14:03
  El Guapo: Do you hear about? Oh, I don't want to jump. I don't know if you got him to listen here
• 14:08
  El Guapo: around the center about property taxes.
• 14:11
  Brian McFadden: What's that?
• 14:12
  Testecleese: But in here.
• 14:12
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 14:14
  Testecleese: No.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: What about it?
• 14:16
  El Guapo: He said. It's a scam. So they're gonna eliminate property taxes.
• 14:19
  Brian McFadden: How are you doing all their money from? They don't have. They don't have like income tax.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: They make all the money from tourism. They tax the shit out of sales in tourist areas.
• 14:32
  El Guapo: I don't see why I'm okay with that.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: I got. If if you want to come to Florida to come visit, let them pay the taxes of the people of Florida. That's brilliant.
• 14:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:43
  El Guapo: I mean, if you got more, if you let people keep more money, they're going to spend it, whatever, and then keep the economy going. You know.
• 14:50
  Testecleese: The more money in your pocket. Exactly, because most Americans can't hold on to a dollar to save their lives. And you know that.
• 14:55
  El Guapo: It's been like.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: It. It burns a hole in everyone's pocket. That's why everyone's like I'm so bored like dude. You made 80,000 last year.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: Oh, you smell a $60,000 car.
• 15:04
  El Guapo: I didn't know you saw the Mina poster like I don't wanna walk and buy a $6 thing. Let me order by uber eats, they pay $600 for it.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, I love it like, oh, it's just too expensive to eat healthy. So I go to Burger King like fuck. You. Do you know it costs like $4 to make a salad for one versus what you're paying $1417 for a fucking Whopper combo.
• 15:25
  El Guapo: Dollar 95 for the bag of salad. Cut and chop for you. All you have to put is just toppings, and you know.
• 15:33
  Testecleese: Now I like to add more stuff into mine. I like to put up some onions, some bell, pepper.
• 15:37
  El Guapo: Oops, corn, hard boiled eggs.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. Croutons.
• 15:42
  El Guapo: Crypto, oh, hell. Yeah.
• 15:43
  Testecleese: Bacon, bits.
• 15:45
  El Guapo: Why even put black beans on it? Fuck it! Why not.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: The wife puts black olives in her salad.
• 15:49
  El Guapo: Oh, really. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 15:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she, I'll even put chicken I cooked up that leftover from the night before.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that would cool.
• 15:58
  Brian McFadden: Chicken had been cooked for like a week.
• 16:00
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 16:01
  El Guapo: There you go!
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: I like to live dangerously.
• 16:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah, just you know, if if you ain't ready to sit in the toilet all day, you aren't gonna have a good meal right.
• 16:09
  El Guapo: Hey? You know what for that check? Do you guys bought French bread at all?
• 16:14
  Testecleese: The actual baguettes.
• 16:16
  El Guapo: Like real roles and stuff like that.
• 16:18
  Testecleese: Sometimes I tend to go Texas toast these days.
• 16:21
  El Guapo: So when you buy that you get it wet and put in a toaster over, it's nice and crunchy after we do.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: How do you get it? Wet? You like you like. Just tell it. It's sexy that you love it.
• 16:31
  El Guapo: No, just let's focus on.
• 16:32
  Testecleese: Come on. That was a good one.
• 16:34
  El Guapo: Oh! Oh!
• 16:38
  Testecleese: Alright! Alright! So I made sure to use a news source that I disagree with in general.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Because their headline is Republicans. Sneak terrible gun law changes to Trump's Budget Bill from the New Republic
• 16:53
  Testecleese: because people don't read these damn
• 16:57
  Testecleese: bills before they pass them. You know what I mean.
• 16:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, they'll that happened with a lot of bills.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: Exactly, the.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Like the inflation reduction act.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: Exactly the Republicans put in into this bill that you no longer have to register a suppressor.
• 17:13
  El Guapo: For your firearm.
• 17:16
  Testecleese: One. Dem Senator said something like, Oh, yeah, you're helping assassins instead of citizens like these guys are dumb. They still think that you can get into like a gunfight in the subway, like in John Wick, and no one else in the subway. Besides the 2, you know, there's a gunfight happening.
• 17:32
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 17:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Testecleese: Say once again.
• 17:35
  El Guapo: You have to admit. That was a good scene, too.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: It was a great scene. But it's ridiculous. And you know it.
• 17:43
  Testecleese: Just so everyone is aware I'm gonna bring it up another time.
• 17:46
  Testecleese: It's the same technology from the automotive muffler. And by that I mean the guy designed the gun suppressor to make the gunshot less loud. So you don't deaf in your neighbors when you're shooting at a deer in your yard.
• 17:56
  Brian McFadden: -
• 17:58
  Testecleese: He then took the same design and attached it to a fucking car.
• 18:02
  Testecleese: You can still hear the car running, can't you.
• 18:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: So you're gonna hear a gunshot.
• 18:08
  Testecleese: It's just not gonna just not gonna freaking. Wake you up at 5 in the morning when your neighbor's hunting, you know.
• 18:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:15
  Testecleese: And I know a lot of folks, and they said, Oh, who's out hunting at 5 in the morning? Real hunters? Yeah.
• 18:21
  Brian McFadden: You gotta be out there before the sun comes up.
• 18:24
  Testecleese: Exactly. You want to catch the animals when they're looking for food and eating
• 18:27
  Testecleese: and boom. He has dinner for a month, you know. I got myself.
• 18:30
  El Guapo: Took while. That's where the 1st came from.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's actually it's funny. I heard a go for broken where that came from yesterday, and I was surprised. Old Hawaiian term
• 18:41
  Testecleese: that was used by a military unit in World War 2 that were the Japanese soldiers from that were allowed to fight instead of being put in tournament camps, and they would say, Go for broke, because, like the Jeps hate us, they attacked us. The Americans don't want us around. We have to pick a side.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: and they went for broke. They went.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: Is it
• 19:03
  Testecleese: their biggest win was at a place called Monte Casino. It's like their big golfer broke all my chips on the table at Casino. I was like, that's a poetic, you know.
• 19:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 19:13
  El Guapo: You listen to the guy about the 492 infantry, or something like that.
• 19:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, the fat electrician.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I I listened to that last night
• 19:23
  Testecleese: like I was like, this is Pruit love that guy dude.
• 19:26
  El Guapo: Dude his work is they should make movies out of this stuff.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. And I'm seeing his reviews. Actually, did you? You familiar that he's with unsubscribe.
• 19:37
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: Okay, it is a bigger, podcast he's on with like, 6 guys.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: One of them is a detective.
• 19:44
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 19:45
  Testecleese: And they did this big expose thing where they went out and got the evidence, and proved that Buffalo, New York, was the school was suppressing child rape in the schools, and they're like, here are the receipts. I was like, damn.
• 19:57
  El Guapo: Right? That's right.
• 19:58
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 19:58
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, damn you guys, actually. But I mean, they got a whole bunch of vets. They got our
• 20:05
  Testecleese: cops and everything.
• 20:08
  Testecleese: That's their show. They're very successful. And you know, we're just 3 drunk assholes.
• 20:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: Brian, this is your home area. So tell me what's going on.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Admission.
• 20:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, as well.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Got a good laugh out of this.
• 20:21
  Brian McFadden: I think you would. That's why I put on there.
• 20:24
  Brian McFadden: There's a father and son that we're out hiking and camping.
• 20:29
  Brian McFadden: They had a critical bigfoot encounter.
• 20:34
  Testecleese: And have. The thing is, they had no evidence besides their word of mouth.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: Right?
• 20:42
  Testecleese: I don't know. Like, let's keep the idea of Sasquatch alive right.
• 20:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: Actually, I almost bought a 3 foot tall wooden cutout of a squash
• 20:55
  Testecleese: to put my front yard, because it's huge here.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: A lot of lot of mythical beasts live here in West Virginia.
• 21:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, Pat and I were talking about tonight. He just came back that way through West Virginia recently and saw the all the signs for the Mothman museum.
• 21:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, mine.
• 21:13
  Brian McFadden: And I'm like, I'm like, I've been seeing that sign for years. i 1 day I'm gonna stop and check it out. I'm just gonna do it.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: A local potato chip company has made a mothman flavored chip.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: They're spicy chips.
• 21:29
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: I still have some on my my stove.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: because I'm not a huge fan. I like spicy. I just this particular flavor. I don't love.
• 21:37
  Testecleese: Well, you know, when you need a snack. Sometimes you just want a snack, you know.
• 21:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Testecleese: Check. This out domain was discussing
• 21:48
  Testecleese: and was getting ready to switch their electoral vote system because Maine and Nebraska are the only 2 States that split their votes depending on yeah. Maine was about to go into the popular vote as in winner, takes all.
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: Compact.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 22:04
  Brian McFadden: I mean we, which means that there's a bunch of states that say, no matter how their people vote, they'll go with the majority of the vote nationwide.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, no matter exactly. No matter. They don't care if how your individual counties and people voted.
• 22:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 22:22
  Testecleese: Which is obviously an attempt to get the Democrats to vote the vote right.
• 22:27
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 22:28
  Testecleese: And I'm a little surprised that Maine pulled out, because Maine is very, very liberal.
• 22:33
  El Guapo: And say no.
• 22:36
  Testecleese: But yeah, now they're talking about pulling out of that compact. So I'm pretty stoked about this, I guess.
• 22:42
  El Guapo: I don't know man like.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: Why is maine gonna cast their votes depending on how California voted, you know.
• 22:49
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: That would just piss me off if I lived there. But
• 22:54
  Testecleese: every like, even if you got a hundred percent vote in Maine for the for the libertarian party, you know. And then the Republican got the majority of the vote. My vote, my State's gonna vote against everybody who lives there.
• 23:08
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 23:12
  Testecleese: What's up with this party? You guys had.
• 23:16
  Brian McFadden: No, no! The papa party.
• 23:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure what that exactly means.
• 23:21
  Brian McFadden: Like a flash mob.
• 23:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, all right. So everybody shows up at the same time. It's still a party. But 400 students showed up to Buck Row Beach.
• 23:31
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Oh, because.
• 23:33
  El Guapo: It's still going on.
• 23:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:35
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! We had a the how.
• 23:37
  Brian McFadden: It got so bad that the Hampton Police department, setting up a satellite police station down there for the summer.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can imagine it's just gonna be a mess.
• 23:47
  El Guapo: It happened check speech, too, and if they literally the hell out of Czech Beach, so they were so upset about it, and supposed to have another one, and they're like, Nope, we're not having this.
• 23:58
  Testecleese: These stupid kids don't give a shit like oh, someone else would clean it up.
• 24:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Testecleese: Right now there's broken beer bottles and hypodermic needles. Not that Buck Row Beach was one of the cleanest ones. To begin with.
• 24:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 24:08
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I still.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. It's pretty messed up.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 24:14
  El Guapo: Well, Newport. News.
• 24:16
  Testecleese: There's an not everyone knows this. There's an airport. Newport News, Virginia. Everyone thinks Norfolk
• 24:23
  Testecleese: and or Richmond right.
• 24:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 24:27
  Testecleese: I've never flown out of Newport News because they don't tend to go everywhere.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: Guys.
• 24:32
  Brian McFadden: Don't go anywhere.
• 24:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Don't go anywhere. Exactly
• 24:36
  Testecleese: surprised. They were still open. What's going on with that? Apparently they need money.
• 24:41
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 24:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, because.
• 24:42
  Brian McFadden: They've determined that they're gonna have a 4 million dollar shortfall next year.
• 24:49
  Testecleese: Alright, and I guess the they're gonna have the
• 24:54
  Brian McFadden: Give me a newborn newspaper.
• 24:56
  Testecleese: Newport News, not even Virginia, Newport News.
• 24:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 25:00
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 25:04
  Testecleese: Well out here there is a 1st of all, before I get into it. Check out the the 50th anniversary can for Miller light in the tall Boy.
• 25:14
  Brian McFadden: Gold colored. Pretty sweet. Huh!
• 25:18
  Testecleese: I don't know. I don't remember that.
• 25:19
  Brian McFadden: It's like a coors like coors.
• 25:22
  Testecleese: That cools original.
• 25:23
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 25:24
  El Guapo: Yellow Jacket.
• 25:25
  Testecleese: Well, I was wondering, because I don't remember what every anniversary is is 50 year anniversary, a wedding anniversary. There you go. That makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: I didn't buy any, but every time Black Core is like a normal color.
• 25:42
  Testecleese: Well, this is the tall can, too. I only bought a 12 pack of them because I ran out of beer.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: anyway, here in Morgan, Morgantown, Morgansville. Sorry the names of the cities here
• 25:57
  Testecleese: are a little different. Morgantown, West Virginia. They're having a
• 26:04
  Testecleese: I guess it's the 21.st It's the Geo. Woodstock. 21.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: It's it's a treasure hunt, slash, scavenger hunt, and
• 26:14
  Testecleese: you go around and you have to use your phone to like scan stuff to say I was here.
• 26:20
  Testecleese: Each of these sites.
• 26:20
  Brian McFadden: What was the name of that game?
• 26:23
  Testecleese: What's the name? This one here is called the Geo. Woodstock, 21.
• 26:27
  Brian McFadden: Now the the video game everybody was doing for a long time.
• 26:31
  Testecleese: I don't know you guys were doing it, too, on your phone.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 26:36
  Brian McFadden: Going around the neighborhoods and pokemon pokemon.
• 26:40
  Testecleese: Oh, I wasn't. The wife loved it, but that was different. That was, you would see monsters on your phone, and you could collect them versus this is this, each place you go gives you a hit where the next place to go is.
• 26:53
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: But yeah, like 5,000 people are coming from all over the country to participate in this thing. And it's a hundred percent free.
• 27:00
  El Guapo: That's good. Bring a lot of taxes and revenue.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: Exactly bring in tourism.
• 27:06
  Testecleese: I couldn't and check this out. The Us. Marshals just made a 40
• 27:12
  Testecleese: arrests here in West Virginia for fugitives that have gotten away or run away.
• 27:18
  Testecleese: So that's always good bringing, you know, fugitives back into justice.
• 27:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 27:24
  Testecleese: So unfortunately, we had to get the Us. Marshals involved. But that is kind of what they do, isn't it?
• 27:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: All right.
• 27:32
  Testecleese: Brian shared this one, and a shocking turn of events.
• 27:37
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 27:38
  Testecleese: It turns out, Joe's Cabinet meetings were scripted and controlled.
• 27:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's really shocking.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness! Who could have seen this coming.
• 27:49
  El Guapo: If you got common sense, I think you could.
• 27:52
  Brian McFadden: I mean you did. I mean he would not do a press conference without a list of which reporters he was supposed to call, and when so.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: Yeah in advance. Exactly. This is the guy you're gonna call on next. And here's the answer to the question he's going to ask right.
• 28:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: My God! And this is what's so frustrating is you're so obvious to so many people.
• 28:13
  Brian McFadden: But again, the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality is anywhere between 6 months and 2 years, you know. Yeah.
• 28:21
  Testecleese: Speaking of covering shit up, turns out these health officials were hiding the risks of covid vaccines in terms of inflammation. In particular.
• 28:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Testecleese: Particular myocarditis swelling of the heart.
• 28:33
  Brian McFadden: Liz is a big one.
• 28:35
  Testecleese: That was the one that had professional athletes dropping dead on the field of play.
• 28:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: And we had the news telling us like, that's normal. What happens all the time? It's like, no, no.
• 28:43
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 28:43
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 28:44
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't.
• 28:45
  Testecleese: No, I don't. You don't see like 25 year old international soccer stars dropping dead because their heart exploded. You know.
• 28:52
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: And you know this is.
• 28:55
  Brian McFadden: Definitely not on the playing field. Maybe their heart is bloating off field, but not on the field.
• 29:01
  Testecleese: It's just it's ridiculous. And this is all brought up when it was happening. Like, you're out of your mind. This happens all the time.
• 29:06
  Brian McFadden: No, it doesn't.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: No, no, yeah.
• 29:10
  Testecleese: I think we would know this, and people would be playing less sports if it killed people all the time. Right?
• 29:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yup.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: And it wasn't just happening to any elite athletes.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: It was happening to other people. We just heard about it, because, you know.
• 29:22
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: The the world. Champion weightlifter died of a myocardial myocardiatic infarction, you know, dear God.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: but check this out because of all these cover ups. This has given a lot of Democrats the chance to break off from leadership, and it's like we have nothing to do with that garbage. We want to go back to the way the Democrats were which
• 29:46
  Testecleese: we've been talking about. How long that the Democrats need major reform, major overhaul.
• 29:51
  Testecleese: because if you keep pushing this line. They're not going to get any votes.
• 29:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 29:58
  Testecleese: He's hoping. Maybe something changes, but I don't know how far it's gonna go, because it looks like
• 30:02
  Testecleese: it seriously. Looks like Aoc
• 30:05
  Testecleese: might be the front runner for whatever it is she wants to run for, but they're saying she might be the new Senator.
• 30:10
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: still has. She has a chance of winning Senator. She ain't got a snowball chance of hell within the national politics.
• 30:20
  El Guapo: I hear rumors that New York State may go red rumors. I don't know.
• 30:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, if it wasn't for New York City it would be red all the time.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: It's exactly the same.
• 30:30
  Brian McFadden: New York is so deep red it's unbelievable. I lived there for 9 months in Rochester, New York, for when I was in the Navy, and it that area is not. And it's not indicative of New York City.
• 30:45
  Testecleese: It's funny in Rochester, my Nemesis on my 1st ship he was in. My division was from Rochester.
• 30:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 30:54
  Brian McFadden: They were the big thing you could eat. There was the garbage plate.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: Garbage, fluid.
• 31:02
  Testecleese: 1 40 is what is one of these?
• 31:03
  Brian McFadden: A lot of hamburger meat pretty much anything you think about on a plate. They just throw it all together and you eat it. It's a great. It's a fantastic midnight snack after you've been out at the bar.
• 31:16
  Brian McFadden: I was. Gonna say, it sounds like Taco bell on your way home right.
• 31:19
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 31:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Testecleese: You want something gross and greasy, so you get to sleep and not throw up.
• 31:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup! Yup!
• 31:23
  El Guapo: Are you guys in the West? That's Del Taco.
• 31:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we got Del Taco on the east coast.
• 31:28
  El Guapo: I know I've been there was I don't know it doesn't. I went there one day, didn't feel the same. I don't know, because it was 3 in the afternoon, and not 3 in the morning.
• 31:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, ha, ha! Ha!
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Everywhere. Every time I'm heading down Battlefield Boulevard I got a decision to make. Do I get Mongolian, or do I get Del Taco.
• 31:46
  Testecleese: Mongolian barbecue.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: This is what is of the Taco.
• 31:52
  El Guapo: That's what Dell tack of Dell means of the right of the yeah.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: Ordela, if it's feminine.
• 31:59
  El Guapo: It doesn't matter.
• 32:01
  Testecleese: Well, feminine or masculine, it depends if you have an A or not.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: No, that's just. It's just Oscar de la Hoya.
• 32:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, to just it's just a.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: Taco.
• 32:14
  El Guapo: What is it about it? Just to.
• 32:15
  Brian McFadden: No, no, you're you're back. Thank God.
• 32:17
  Brian McFadden: I was having a heart attack. You guys froze. Our Internet connection is unstable. And I'm fucking hardwired in.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: Alright, so it's not always my fault forgotten.
• 32:29
  Testecleese: I've never had Del Taco, and I think it's hilarious that a lot of people are saying, like you Republicans shouldn't be allowed to eat Tacos anymore because you hate Hispanic people like, did you realize the Taco is an American dish? It was invented in the United States, not in Mexico.
• 32:43
  Brian McFadden: So Taco's big claim to fit is, you get fries with all your combo.
• 32:46
  El Guapo: Burrito burrito is American dish. I think taco is Mexican.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: I think Tacos are America too. I know the Fajita.
• 32:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, that is.
• 32:54
  Testecleese: Is Mexican, and oh, my God!
• 32:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's 1 of my favorite foods, fajitas. I love me a fajitas.
• 33:00
  Testecleese: Let's be real. Tex-mex is way better than true authentic Mexican food.
• 33:05
  El Guapo: Depends on you, what you, what you create.
• 33:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you're being biased! You're you're you're you're.
• 33:10
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: Year, ago.
• 33:11
  Testecleese: He's not Mexican.
• 33:12
  Brian McFadden: There!
• 33:12
  El Guapo: I'm not Mexican, do I? Still fucking? I still? If I
• 33:16
  El Guapo: I still go to Mexican restaurants.
• 33:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. But is it Mexican or Tex-mex? Oh, most of the stuff you get is usually Tex-mex. It's a Southern.
• 33:25
  El Guapo: Even like even Mexico, food is even Mexico foods, like Chinese food, is not even Chinese food, you know.
• 33:29
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly, because in most places you go. What they eat is chicken and rice.
• 33:34
  El Guapo: You want you. Wanna if you people don't know what you guys we're talking about, go to New York City downtown. Chinatown, go get some Chinese food and be like this? Is not Chinese.
• 33:44
  Brian McFadden: DC. DC. Is on a big, huge Chinatown area, too.
• 33:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is not the same as like the food is not the same as
• 33:51
  Brian McFadden: You're not getting the general shows in Chinatown.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, and edit.
• 33:56
  Brian McFadden: Sweet and sour chicken.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: Anything you get a Panda express.
• 34:00
  Testecleese: You're not getting in Mexico.
• 34:04
  Testecleese: I want you to go to a Panda express.
• 34:06
  Brian McFadden: Which I don't know if they're in Mexico. I'm sure.
• 34:08
  Testecleese: I don't know if I'm sure they are, because I mean they got 5 guys, and they got buffalo wild wings in Mexico, you know.
• 34:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, that depends on me. No, but I'm saying like, No, no, like Chinese food is not like real Chinese food, you know.
• 34:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:20
  El Guapo: It's all my.
• 34:21
  Brian McFadden: That is real Chinese food.
• 34:23
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 34:23
  Brian McFadden: What's real Chinese food.
• 34:25
  El Guapo: Oh! Do not!
• 34:26
  Testecleese: Depends on where you live. Honestly, China's freaking, enormous.
• 34:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's true. South and and north is a completely different people.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: Just look at the food you're gonna eat.
• 34:33
  Brian McFadden: They don't even speak the same language.
• 34:36
  El Guapo: Please, remember when.
• 34:37
  Testecleese: He's in Mandarin. Yeah. But look at the food you'll eat in like Atlanta, Georgia, versus like Boston, Massachusetts.
• 34:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:44
  Testecleese: And they're on the same coast, you know. Now, you know. Now go up to like Seattle, Washington.
• 34:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's not that
• 34:53
  El Guapo: I mean, don't be wrong. You can still get chicken, Marsala, at any of these places. But that's not the food. People sit down, eat for dinner in their homes.
• 34:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, they like you go to Mexican restaurant, I mean Mexico houses like rice and beans and chicken. That's all you get.
• 35:05
  Testecleese: Exactly rice, rice and chicken, chicken and rice with beans in it. Maybe if you're lucky you get some beans. Yeah, you got some hot sauce. Get the hell out of my house.
• 35:12
  El Guapo: No, they. They love hot sauce.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know.
• 35:15
  El Guapo: Dude. They're like.
• 35:16
  Brian McFadden: So, Jeffrey, it just doesn't love him.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I love the hottest. I tend to go too spicy, and then
• 35:26
  Testecleese: I know better, though I've learned my lesson because you know milk is the way to cure the spice
• 35:32
  Testecleese: I am lacking.
• 35:33
  Brian McFadden: Tolerance.
• 35:34
  El Guapo: Do okay, you wanna you wanna.
• 35:35
  Brian McFadden: That's your name.
• 35:35
  El Guapo: That.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: So. No, it burns 6 times as much on the other.
• 35:38
  El Guapo: You want to check the sliced tomato like if it's too much tomato.
• 35:44
  Testecleese: There's no such thing as too spicy to eat, unless it's like a reaper pepper, I think. But.
• 35:49
  Brian McFadden: Coming out the other end the whole.
• 35:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. You know.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: Good buffalo wing should burn twice right.
• 35:57
  El Guapo: Bang!
• 35:59
  Brian McFadden: Me!
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Maybe 3 heartburn for a couple of hours.
• 36:03
  El Guapo: Was like. When I was I was sick about myself. I was like, I want some chicken wings, but I want it hot, and I ordered some chicken wings down the corner.
• 36:12
  Brian McFadden: I was crying like, yes, this is delicious, you know, so.
• 36:15
  Testecleese: Show, but your eyes.
• 36:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no tear up, you know. Like.
• 36:20
  Brian McFadden: We already know how that goes. We know the end of this stuff.
• 36:23
  El Guapo: I was! God damn.
• 36:24
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha!
• 36:25
  El Guapo: The next day I had to pay for it. I was fanning my butthole. It was like God.
• 36:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know. Then, no matter how soft your 16 plies, it feels like sandpaper, doesn't it?
• 36:37
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 36:37
  El Guapo: Day I do, I.
• 36:38
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't do toilet paper.
• 36:40
  El Guapo: I love that shit dude.
• 36:43
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 36:45
  El Guapo: Anyways moving on.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go. The the Justice Department is dropping the prosecution over Boeing with our 7, 37 issues.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: I'm.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: They've agreed to a proposition where they're.
• 37:02
  Brian McFadden: I think they gotta pay a fine.
• 37:05
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: Now, it's funny, because I saw this article, and I didn't bother sharing it. And I was like, Yeah, whatever. And then I came across another one. It was like, there's like 6 different companies involved that were dropped from Biden era.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: And then you said this one, I was like, yeah, okay, maybe we should talk about it if if Brian brought it up, too.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, we're not. We're not gonna be prosecuting them. And yeah, fine.
• 37:26
  Testecleese: I'm not sure if it I don't know like.
• 37:30
  Brian McFadden: I think it has something to do with like the new Air Force. One that Qatar has brought given us. Is Boeing too.
• 37:40
  Testecleese: Well, and the the one spot trump has being built are Boeing.
• 37:43
  Brian McFadden: They're never gonna be built.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: No, they're not cool.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go! Here's another thing. That trump dropped from the Biden administration.
• 37:53
  Testecleese: Employers no longer have to give you paid time off, and all sorts of all this other stuff benefits so that you can go have an abortion.
• 38:01
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 38:02
  El Guapo: I agree with that.
• 38:03
  Testecleese: I agree with that a hundred percent
• 38:07
  Testecleese: I mean, it's 1 thing, if it's
• 38:09
  Testecleese: but, technically speaking, if it if it's going to be the mother's going to die. It's not an abortion.
• 38:14
  Testecleese: No, it's I want people to understand that.
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: That has a medical term for it. Abortion is we're going to kill this baby.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: you know, versus a medical procedure that is most likely going to result in the death of the baby. That's not the same thing.
• 38:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: You know.
• 38:30
  Testecleese: like you go in for a quadruple bypass. You may not survive that surgery, but the goal of it isn't to kill you
• 38:37
  Testecleese: versus a lethal injection is designed to kill you.
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: All right.
• 38:43
  Testecleese: The news of the week, Brian. What happened in DC.
• 38:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my word! 2 Israeli diplomats were killed at a capital Jewish museum event in DC.
• 38:57
  Testecleese: Know they were they were a couple.
• 38:59
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they were, and he'd already bought a ring he was planning on engaging the next week.
• 39:04
  Testecleese: Exactly. He had already purchased a ring to get married.
• 39:07
  Brian McFadden: And they were. Gonna he was gonna propose to her when they were on a trip to Israel.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: The guy was arrested immediately, and they brought up charges the next day.
• 39:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, I don't know. It wasn't like necessarily. Immediately, like the museum staff, invited him in and gave them stuff until they realized what was going on.
• 39:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, apparently he killed the the man 1st and then fired at the woman.
• 39:37
  Testecleese: and he ran out of Ammo. He was shooting her on the ground. As she was trying to crawl away to save her life. He ran out of Ammo, reloaded his weapon, and unloaded again on her.
• 39:49
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 39:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he! He deserves the death penalty.
• 39:54
  Testecleese: Absolutely does and he was arrested in right? Okay, I say, immediately. Within minutes he was arrested.
• 40:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: And when he was arrested he yelled, Free! Free Palestine! Over and over again.
• 40:05
  Brian McFadden: He? Sure it is.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: This did not help their cause, and you know that.
• 40:09
  El Guapo: -
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 40:10
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 40:11
  Brian McFadden: But I mean we talked the no agenda show shocked about this, and they said it was just the way the rhetoric has been going
• 40:19
  Brian McFadden: with Pro-palestine and Pro-israel that this was just a matter of time before violence actually broke out.
• 40:27
  Testecleese: I agree. But we'll get definitely. Get into that in a minute, and I'm willing to admit Israel has gone
• 40:34
  Testecleese: a little extreme in the retaliation.
• 40:38
  Testecleese: Just because I I in general support Israel. They are blown up.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: civilians, left and right they really are.
• 40:47
  Testecleese: What? What? 5? How many people died on October 7, th
• 40:54
  Testecleese: you know 700 or something.
• 40:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: 500 of them were civilians.
• 41:00
  Testecleese: So yeah, I'm hoping this guy gets a death sentence
• 41:05
  Testecleese: this could be considered an act of war, couldn't it?
• 41:10
  Testecleese: You're attacking foreign nationals and executing them in public in broad daylight. At that.
• 41:17
  El Guapo: It's only one person. It's not like you had a I mean.
• 41:20
  El Guapo: they had to be doing investigation. But he I don't think he nobody backed them up, probably by himself. Solo.
• 41:26
  Brian McFadden: Prior to the FBI.
• 41:28
  El Guapo: Probably, but.
• 41:30
  Testecleese: You know what it.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: I hate to say it. But this could have been a pro-israel group that put this guy up to it
• 41:36
  Testecleese: to make the sign groups look crazy.
• 41:38
  El Guapo: A slipper cell, or like internal slipper cell.
• 41:41
  Testecleese: Like a black flag thing.
• 41:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:44
  Testecleese: We're gonna have you come and do something. Hey? Here, come, do this, and then you lose your entire side. Lose all credibility, you know.
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:51
  El Guapo: Oh, no, we don't know.
• 41:53
  Testecleese: But apparently he worked for some woke Education group backed by the Ford Macarthur foundations.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: and his father apparently was invited to this thing by trump himself.
• 42:06
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 42:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. So like.
• 42:09
  Testecleese: I don't know what makes people think it's okay, like, Hey, look, something's happened in Israel. Let's kill someone born in Arkansas.
• 42:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:17
  Testecleese: How is that going to further your cause? How is this going to help anything.
• 42:20
  Brian McFadden: Well they were. They were Embassy workers. So you know.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, that's right. That you can't get another Embassy worker, jeez. They're going to run out of Embassy workers once we kill them all right.
• 42:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ. And now these leftist groups and lefties in general are supporting this.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: If you've got polls to political violence, Democrats don't think it's a good idea. Only Republicans. Only people inclined to consume conservative media are now, I think, upwards of 50%. Say, if necessary. Violence is okay, said Nicole Wallace. You know that name.
• 42:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's not a Republican.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: No, she's an Msnbc host.
• 43:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, who used to be a Republican.
• 43:04
  Testecleese: When she says you've only got the conduct on one of the 2 sides.
• 43:09
  Testecleese: So
• 43:11
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 43:12
  Testecleese: Oh, great!
• 43:13
  Testecleese: Well, she's saying, only the right is violent.
• 43:16
  El Guapo: Yeah. Okay.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: Okay, let's go back to 2016 with the police ambush of the police police department in Dallas, with the Congressional baseball shooting.
• 43:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: The Tacoma Ice facility firebombing in 19,
• 43:31
  Testecleese: the answer for shooting of a patriot prayer member in Portland in 2020. What about the blm riots of 2020, as well.
• 43:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Republican!
• 43:40
  Brian McFadden: All right, right, right? Right? Right. Every single one of them.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly right. All the people that died. Well, what about what about Thomas Crooks, who almost killed Trump.
• 43:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: What? Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
• 43:57
  Testecleese: It's just! It's ridiculous! And then you have the arson of the University of Washington in 2025 already in May of 25.
• 44:05
  Testecleese: And that's not even counting these like pop-up protests across college campuses to include Harvard nationwide.
• 44:12
  Testecleese: And this is another case of left wing violence, and they're yelling free, Palestine, and they're saying only the right wing is violent, and you ask them.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: well, what is the right wing done, and they'll bring up January 6.th It's like, so you have one case. And it was oh, it was 4 years ago.
• 44:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:30
  Testecleese: Where I just listed like 7.
• 44:31
  Brian McFadden: Not even a strong case.
• 44:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, not even a strong case.
• 44:36
  Testecleese: It's ludicrous.
• 44:39
  Testecleese: Now, I here's an example of a here's the issue, though this is a threat of violence.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: not an actual act of violence, but the guy who was running against Anna Paulina Luna in Florida, William Braddock. He's just been sentenced to 3 years in prison for threatening to kill Luna, but he didn't actually carry out any violence.
• 44:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: And apparently the judges who are ruling against trump. Right now they're being a barrage with abuse and threats.
• 45:08
  El Guapo: Okay. Somebody marking you on Facebook does not mean threats.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're not blowing your fucking house up. It's they're not burning down the Governor of Pennsylvania's house.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: I should have mentioned that in my list of shit. The left wing did. Huh?
• 45:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:23
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: This is just like, Oh, they're making threats. That's terrible. You guys are killing people and trying to burn their houses down.
• 45:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm telling you this summer is going to be worse than the summer of love.
• 45:37
  Testecleese: because we saw a handful.
• 45:38
  Brian McFadden: 72.
• 45:40
  Testecleese: What?
• 45:41
  Brian McFadden: Summer, love, 1972.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: No. Of 2020 at the Blm. Riots.
• 45:47
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 45:48
  Testecleese: We saw a handful of deaths there, but they weren't flat out executions in broad daylight.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: This is, it's crazy, and no one seems to care, and
• 46:02
  Testecleese: I have no idea who this woman is.
• 46:05
  Testecleese: Susan, something I can't pronounce that name, but she's saying it's no surprise that this
• 46:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Crap!
• 46:12
  Brian McFadden: Kind of what I was saying, you know, is like the rhetoric has gotten so bad that it's not a surprise, so.
• 46:19
  Testecleese: Well, she called these people genocide cheerleaders.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: What genocide is happening! They're not going in there and saying, Kill all the Palestinians. Some of these Palestinians are being killed because the terrorist groups, historically and famously used civilians as human bodyguard human shields, right.
• 46:37
  Brian McFadden: Do they do? They're all about the human shields.
• 46:40
  Testecleese: Versus what's happened in South Africa with these people going onto these people's property, burning their farms down and killing everyone inside the.
• 46:48
  Brian McFadden: Right. That's not.
• 46:48
  Testecleese: I was like.
• 46:51
  Brian McFadden: According to the according to the President of South Africa, that's not a thing.
• 46:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, Oh, yeah, a lot of murders are happening. They all happen to be white, but doesn't even killing white people because they're white. It's like you're saying, Kill the white guy. You sing a song about it.
• 47:04
  Brian McFadden: Of there was a whole. The whole stadium was singing a song about it.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:10
  Testecleese: And where's this guy live?
• 47:13
  Testecleese: I it said it in here earlier. I can't find it. But there's this dude guy, Christensen.
• 47:21
  Testecleese: He's supporting everyone to. He's telling everyone to support this guy that killed these folks.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: And he he was called out on it, taken off a tiktok because of it.
• 47:34
  Testecleese: and then double down on it. And this idiot's 19 years old wearing a Khalifa. Is that how you pronounce it?
• 47:42
  Testecleese: The scarf.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: and, like 1st of all heads up. This is the whitest dude I've ever seen, with like blue green eyes.
• 47:54
  Testecleese: It's it's insane.
• 47:57
  Testecleese: It's insane. I think the only people who are interpreting, that is, there you go, those 2 Zionist officials. And he's basically saying this guy was right. He's saving the world. It's like dude
• 48:09
  Testecleese: in general. I don't think the United States should be getting involved in any of these nations conflicts
• 48:15
  Testecleese: in general, but I'm not going to support an assassin, I mean. Look, Luigi mangione thing! Right it.
• 48:28
  Testecleese: you say the right wing is violent. We have. How many people wearing freaking free Luigi shirts and supporting all this other stuff
• 48:37
  Testecleese: it's like, no, you were the violent motherfuckers. Oh, you have a shotgun! Yes, I have a shotgun. You threatened to fucking. Kill me.
• 48:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: Actually, that's not why I have a shotgun. It will help with that. But I have a shotgun because I have little bears walking through my backyard, you know.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: which is interesting. Because I was talking to a dude I met playing on a phone game a couple of years ago. Still keep in touch with him.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: He's in Texas, and he's got wild boars on his property, wild pigs that come through.
• 49:07
  Testecleese: and I was like well a herd of wild pigs, perfect reason to need more than 6 frickin rounds in your gun.
• 49:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: Because I don't know how much people know about
• 49:18
  Testecleese: pigs, but they will rip you apart and literally eat you and your bones.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: and that's what I always hear from these freaking like New York and these Boston, these Sacramento Democrats like, what do you need? 30 rounds for? It's like I live in the woods. Okay?
• 49:37
  Testecleese: Like what happens if you, if I
• 49:39
  Testecleese: I fire off my 6 rounds from my 40 revolver and the bear didn't care. Am I supposed to sit there, reload a revolver.
• 49:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: And the only reason why I brought revolver is because you can always buy a magazine that's bigger, and they don't want you to be allowed to have that.
• 49:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: It's I don't know, man like I want to bring some of these people out there out here and take them out.
• 50:03
  Testecleese: Bear hunting. Be like, All right. Here's your 6 shooter. Take down that bear.
• 50:09
  Testecleese: and when they go, how am I going to kill a bear with this like? Oh, you're not. It's going to kill you.
• 50:13
  Testecleese: I'm gonna stand back here with my AR 15 with a you know, 30 rounds in the magazine, plus a shotgun on my back.
• 50:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:20
  Testecleese: Just in case that doesn't stop this monster of an animal.
• 50:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: Anyway, speaking more of who's actually being violent here
• 50:31
  Testecleese: a woman in Florida beat up a 17 year, a 72 year old man, and then emptied her beverage on him because he was wearing a Maga hat.
• 50:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I remember seeing this. Yeah.
• 50:43
  Testecleese: What the hell.
• 50:45
  Brian McFadden: Red hat is. It's like a huge, tedious trigger.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: This triggered thing drives me nuts. You mean it offended you.
• 50:58
  Testecleese: I get offended, not super often, because it's hard to offend me.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: But that doesn't mean I'm gonna fucking attack you right.
• 51:07
  El Guapo: I don't see it that way. It's all sensitive.
• 51:12
  Testecleese: And we're not giving these people stiff enough sentences.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: We're really not. These folks have no fear of repercussions. If they're going to walk into a museum.
• 51:21
  Testecleese: a Jewish museum, and exterminate the Jews as they're calling people. Nazis.
• 51:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: What the hell.
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 51:30
  Testecleese: Am I the only one who sees the irony here?
• 51:35
  Testecleese: And actually the view has gotten so bad with their rhetoric against trump and trump supporters to include. Well.
• 51:43
  Testecleese: that Disney has told them to tone down the Trump rhetoric
• 51:47
  Testecleese: because we're basically we're tired of being sued.
• 51:52
  Testecleese: And what's her name? Is it Rachel Ziegler? That was snow white.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she said. She
• 51:59
  Testecleese: trump supporters don't get a minute of rest.
• 52:03
  Testecleese: So. Can you imagine if someone came out and said the same thing about Democrats, how fast they would be in jail
• 52:12
  Testecleese: or G.
• 52:14
  Testecleese: I don't know. I bet you this woman who beat up a 1772 year old dude.
• 52:18
  Testecleese: and then put her drink on them.
• 52:20
  Testecleese: I bet she gets a slap on the wrist, and maybe a fine. This guy might be disabled for the rest of his life because he's an old man that you beat up.
• 52:28
  Brian McFadden: I can sue her.
• 52:31
  Testecleese: Oh, wonderful! She probably has, like $42 to her name.
• 52:35
  El Guapo: Fuck it, let her suffer.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: This is, I'm telling you, man, this.
• 52:40
  Testecleese: This is why people carry guns these days is because these assholes.
• 52:44
  Testecleese: who was screaming, you shouldn't really like to have a garden. It's like that's because you want to beat me up on the side of the road, you know.
• 52:50
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 52:51
  Testecleese: Good.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: No! You come and attack me.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: I'll fight back fist to fist until I think I'm not going to win this fight, and I'm going to be hurt.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: maimed, or killed.
• 53:02
  Testecleese: Now I'm gonna shoot you.
• 53:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:04
  Testecleese: And no, I don't want to shoot you. I really don't. But I'm not going to let you
• 53:08
  Testecleese: beat me to death with you and your 3 buddies.
• 53:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:12
  Testecleese: Because because I wore a baseball cap that was red.
• 53:17
  El Guapo: You're like, what if it was a Boston red Sox hat? And you just didn't notice it because you came up from behind me. Hit me with a fucking brick in the back of the head, right
• 53:26
  El Guapo: like. It's a red Sox hat. You douche nozzle.
• 53:29
  Brian McFadden: Not something that kills somebody over and or give them turn to brain damage over.
• 53:35
  Testecleese: Even a trump hat's not something to do that over.
• 53:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 53:39
  Testecleese: It's just. Oh, God, I'm tired of hearing. It's the right wing that's violent. When the right wing does get violent they're much more efficient, and that's a dangerous thing
• 53:49
  Testecleese: like your Mcveigh's. Timothy Mcveigh.
• 53:53
  Testecleese: Use the one in Oklahoma City right.
• 53:55
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 53:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: But we see in this left wing violence popping up all over the country.
• 54:03
  Testecleese: It's not happening here in West Virginia.
• 54:05
  Testecleese: There are some
• 54:07
  Testecleese: Democrats here, but they know better than to go ahead and attack someone, because well, they know everyone's carrying a weapon.
• 54:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 54:14
  Testecleese: Just like people aren't breaking into houses around here, because they know. On the other side of that door is a gun waiting for them to come into their house.
• 54:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Testecleese: And the idea that's the best part. You don't actually have to fire a shot right doesn't
• 54:26
  Testecleese: happen, because you know that there's a weapon.
• 54:31
  Brian McFadden: Not as I.
• 54:32
  Testecleese: It.
• 54:33
  Brian McFadden: There's some cities out West that you're required to own a gun.
• 54:38
  Testecleese: Kennesaw, Georgia, head of household, must own a firearm because there's not enough police force, lowest crime rate in the nation.
• 54:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 54:45
  Testecleese: Because you know, as a fact.
• 54:47
  Brian McFadden: Crime doesn't happen when there's lots of guns.
• 54:50
  Testecleese: Exactly. You know, as a fact that there's a gun on the other side of that door.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Alright, let's move on to speaking of violence and force, right in the military.
• 55:01
  Brian McFadden: You hear about this freaking navy tech guy? He was an et 2 when I read Navy Tech I was thinking he was some civilian.
• 55:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: No, he's an electronics technician, second class petty officer.
• 55:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 55:13
  Testecleese: Did you share this article, or did I?
• 55:16
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: I'm like, Okay.
• 55:19
  Brian McFadden: Hello!
• 55:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this guy called in a fake bomb threat when he was on the Hawaiian airlines flight from San Diego to Hawaii.
• 55:30
  Brian McFadden: and he was arrested for it.
• 55:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And I know that
• 55:35
  Brian McFadden: delayed the flight. You know, everybody had to be evacuated. Bomb dogs had to show up and you know. Investigate. They got to take it seriously.
• 55:44
  Brian McFadden: The plane was literally on the runway, ready to take off when the bomb threat came in.
• 55:50
  El Guapo: Well, and I know.
• 55:51
  Testecleese: The 3 of us know it, but not everyone realizes double jeopardy does not apply to enlisted.
• 55:57
  El Guapo: No.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: This man can be charged by the navy.
• 56:01
  El Guapo: And the Federal Government.
• 56:04
  Brian McFadden: The more likely will they be.
• 56:06
  El Guapo: Another Ucmj, not the Federal Government.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 56:11
  El Guapo: Under Ucmj. Not the Federal Government.
• 56:14
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying that the Navy could charge him with the Ucmj. Exactly, and then the Federal Government can charge him calling in a bomb threat.
• 56:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:21
  Testecleese: Not only is he going to get hit with the crimes against the Ucmj. He's also going to get nailed with being.
• 56:26
  Brian McFadden: Anyway.
• 56:27
  Testecleese: I almost said Ua. I almost said Awol.
• 56:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, if you don't have enough lead days stayed up, you know, while he's in jail, unless his command agrees to it, you know he will eventually run out of days, and you know.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: Even if you do have enough leave days. You need to get the stuff signed off weeks in advance. Right?
• 56:47
  Testecleese: You can't just call in sick as they have paid leave right.
• 56:51
  Brian McFadden: Maybe the new navy. I don't know about my navy.
• 56:54
  Testecleese: That's a good point. I had to file paperwork, and I would do it at least a month in advance, so I knew the fact that I got that spot instead of someone else in my division, so I could go on vacation
• 57:04
  Testecleese: this next one. I'm not sure where I stand on a pair of Navy seals are being investigated for Drb. A disciplinary Review board for for racist memes that they made and published about a black sailor in their unit.
• 57:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:25
  Testecleese: Now.
• 57:25
  Brian McFadden: And the black sailor had given up being a seal because of this.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: Well, I think that was the whole point.
• 57:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. Still, you cannot think of fucking words. What make you think bullets.
• 57:38
  Testecleese: Exactly. The seals are the highest dropout rate of any military unit in the United States.
• 57:45
  El Guapo: And it.
• 57:47
  Testecleese: Hazing is a huge part of it. If you can't handle a little hazing. And oh, they said, mean things like those dudes are gonna cut your fucking tongue out and show it up your own ass, so you can taste your own asshole, you know.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: Now don't get me wrong with these. This is inappropriate.
• 58:03
  El Guapo: Right, but I don't think they should necessarily be in charge just simply because it's the seals.
• 58:09
  El Guapo: Where do you stand, Brian?
• 58:11
  Brian McFadden: I think I mean I know what you're saying. I'm from the older generation by far where
• 58:17
  Brian McFadden: sticks and stones may bake your bones, but names will never hurt you, but.
• 58:21
  Testecleese: Herman used to say that.
• 58:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And then he went to the movie theater.
• 58:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. Then he went to a by the way, should it be against a lot of jerk off in a Porno theater?
• 58:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Is that? Why isn't that why people go there.
• 58:34
  El Guapo: The point.
• 58:35
  Brian McFadden: No, they go for the they go for the storyline.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: Oh, they go, okay.
• 58:39
  Brian McFadden: The script.
• 58:40
  Testecleese: Really want to see what happens in this next. In the sequel, what happens in sex track? The next penetration.
• 58:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 58:49
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! You know what I I bet you that's a real movie, because that sounds like a perfect name for Porno, doesn't it?
• 58:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
• 58:59
  Testecleese: Let me go look it up on Imdb.
• 59:03
  Testecleese: Have fun with all the spammy gig after 6 months for that one, too.
• 59:09
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: but yeah, I mean, I understand that it's inappropriate. But most of what the seals do is inappropriate. They beat these guys.
• 59:18
  Testecleese: They literally drown these dudes before they're allowed to become seals.
• 59:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:24
  Brian McFadden: I was stationed in Coronado, California.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: And, by the way, these guys were in all right, Hampton.
• 59:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they are. That's 1 of the reasons why it popped up.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: I almost said Norfolk, which would have been a mistake anyway, for me to say that out loud. But they're not in Norfolk anymore, because Obama gave away their location. Remember.
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: The article! Says Little Creek, so.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: Oh, so okay. Well, oh, that's a mistake, too. We're not supposed to tell people who are keeping our seals for training.
• 59:52
  El Guapo: Everybody knows dude, even the fucking. Everybody knows by now.
• 59:56
  Testecleese: I know. You see, the guy with the freaking giant beard, with an active duty. Id for the navy, like I know what you do.
• 1:00:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  El Guapo: Well, hold on, Dude. There's military people that can have beer narrows and stuff.
• 1:00:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:00:12
  Testecleese: No, no, no! They got rid of the no shade shits for black folk.
• 1:00:15
  El Guapo: No one of my boys White. He got a beard now.
• 1:00:19
  Brian McFadden: How.
• 1:00:20
  El Guapo: No, she yeah, I don't know how you can.
• 1:00:24
  El Guapo: Huh!
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: I wonder how he got that? Because they got rid of it for black folk, because that used to be a thing with the razor bumps.
• 1:00:30
  El Guapo: No, no, he got one. He got a beer like, hold on you still in there like, yeah, he got a nice. You have to keep it nice and trim. That's the thing, you know.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, I remember on deployment we're allowed to buy no shave chips. There's a dollar a day.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: but they told us all right there when you signed up for it. Bought it like, okay, it's your fault if your Scba sustained self contained breathing apparatus, you know, firefighting gear.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Guys seal to your face.
• 1:00:55
  El Guapo: But this guy's aviation. So you don't have to worry about that shit.
• 1:00:58
  Brian McFadden: You know, and then as soon as you're pulling the port, you gotta you the
• 1:01:02
  Brian McFadden: oh, yeah, you're shaving again.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: Yep, yeah, I would shave. Anyway, I would buy a no shave shit.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: I'll grow some, you know, 3 or 4 days, and I would shave it off. Let it go 3 or 4 days
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: for the exact reason of. There's no way I'm going in to fight a fire, and my gear is not gonna.
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't worry about that, so I let my beer grow wild.
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: Well, I was in repair division. I was fire marshal in port on duty, you know.
• 1:01:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Testecleese: It's funny. Actually, we were teaching the daughter my 5 year old how to count by tens just today.
• 1:01:35
  Testecleese: and I got frustrated.
• 1:01:37
  El Guapo: No, it.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: And well, the wife looks at to her and says, Don't worry. Daddy's used to training adults in the in the military.
• 1:01:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: It's completely different.
• 1:01:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's not.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: Same as teaching a kid.
• 1:01:50
  Brian McFadden: That's it.
• 1:01:50
  Testecleese: I remember going on to the ship on his duty days to have dinner with him, and he would be like sorry can't eat. We got to run this drill again, and then I would run the drill 3 or 4 times for import duty. Section, the fire drill, whatever. And she's why are you doing this like? It's not gonna be my fault. We lose the fucking ship in port, you know.
• 1:02:09
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: See, I'd rather my duty section hate me than have a fire get out of control. We gotta call on another ship and then the fire department. Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like in San Diego.
• 1:02:18
  Testecleese: Like we keep seeing happen. Now.
• 1:02:22
  Testecleese: this next story, Brian, you shared. I'm curious. Is this the same one we talked about on Tuesday.
• 1:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Maybe I was drunk on Tuesday, so I don't know.
• 1:02:35
  El Guapo: How drunk were you?
• 1:02:37
  Brian McFadden: I'm pretty drunk. I'm pretty drunk now. I've been drinking since, like
• 1:02:41
  Brian McFadden: 9 o'clock this morning. As a matter of.
• 1:02:44
  El Guapo: God damn must be nice!
• 1:02:46
  Brian McFadden: I was golfing in the morning, and I was sailing.
• 1:02:48
  El Guapo: Golfing.
• 1:02:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  El Guapo: Damn thanks for letting me know. At least I could be like I can't. I gotta work.
• 1:02:57
  Brian McFadden: Was a golf tournament at the Vfw.
• 1:03:01
  Brian McFadden: And one of my navy buddies had signed up, and he couldn't make it to a family emergency, and so I got put in his place.
• 1:03:08
  El Guapo: Hi, Steve!
• 1:03:09
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:03:09
  El Guapo: They're the what.
• 1:03:10
  Brian McFadden: All right. We yeah. I got a trophy. Worst team.
• 1:03:13
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: I also, I also want a drawing for a $500 drawer, $500 driver, but I don't know what I'm going to do with yet.
• 1:03:22
  El Guapo: You want it.
• 1:03:23
  Brian McFadden: I want it. Yeah, I I.
• 1:03:25
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:03:26
  Brian McFadden: Order a $500 driver.
• 1:03:28
  El Guapo: Now we had to go tough.
• 1:03:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if you can bring your own clubs to top golf.
• 1:03:34
  El Guapo: Maybe you can. I don't know.
• 1:03:35
  Testecleese: You, only want a driver, not a whole bag of clubs.
• 1:03:39
  Brian McFadden: No, I want to drive. Well, I kind of want to be clubs, too, because one of the other Vfw. Members her husband passed away like last Saturday.
• 1:03:49
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:03:50
  Testecleese: Heard me talking about it, about needing clubs for the tournament, so she's like you want his clubs. So I actually got his clubs to play with for the tournament, and it's crazy because the guy ended up being teamed up with. At last minute he was playing with his dad's brother-in-law's clubs.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: Geez!
• 1:04:10
  Brian McFadden: So we were. We were. We were playing with dead people's clubs and doing the best we could with what we had to work with.
• 1:04:16
  El Guapo: Moscow.
• 1:04:17
  Brian McFadden: It was a lot of fun.
• 1:04:18
  El Guapo: You should call the team the Grateful Death.
• 1:04:22
  Brian McFadden: We were the.
• 1:04:22
  Testecleese: Beautiful day.
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: Nibbles was our team name.
• 1:04:25
  Testecleese: What was that?
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: The expendables.
• 1:04:27
  El Guapo: Oh, that's good! That's good!
• 1:04:28
  Testecleese: Last time.
• 1:04:29
  Testecleese: Last time I played golf I used my deceased grandfather's clubs and check this out. The irons were actually made of iron, and the woods were actually made of wood.
• 1:04:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! It felt so good to swing them, though it really did.
• 1:04:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't think I'd have as much fun as I did doing that, but I did so.
• 1:04:49
  El Guapo: That's good.
• 1:04:50
  Testecleese: I enjoy playing golf.
• 1:04:51
  El Guapo: Walk, or like.
• 1:04:52
  Brian McFadden: No, we had a car car was included in it, so.
• 1:04:55
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:04:57
  Brian McFadden: I'm cool to cart, but if I'm only doing 9 holes I'd rather walk and carry my bag
• 1:05:01
  Brian McFadden: holes. We play.
• 1:05:02
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Then, yeah.
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: But the thing is, I'm not even an avid golfer, and I'm not.
• 1:05:06
  Brian McFadden: I'm not either. It's probably been 40 years since I played. It's probably since I was pretty much active duty that I play golf.
• 1:05:13
  Testecleese: But let's let's be real man. It's a good reason to get out of the house.
• 1:05:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: Spend an entire day out
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: enjoying the weather. Have a bit. Last time I played I had like 3 beers playing 9 holes, and I smoked a cigar.
• 1:05:25
  Brian McFadden: I played 4. I we dried 18 holes, and I drank 4 beers. I started like 9 o'clock in the morning drinking beer.
• 1:05:32
  El Guapo: Dude. You know what? It's funny you guys mentioned this like, now you understand why people go for like, you know what? Yeah, let me get a
• 1:05:39
  El Guapo: we gotta be yeah, just to get out of the house.
• 1:05:41
  Testecleese: Exactly what it is, though.
• 1:05:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Into golf. It's a it's a good way to just enjoy the day and not think about anything else.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: But let's be real. It's the most frustrating game on the planet.
• 1:05:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: That ball never.
• 1:05:54
  Brian McFadden: I could not hit that ball to save my life today. So.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: Funny because.
• 1:05:59
  Brian McFadden: I. We use my bus ball, like probably 5 times out of 18 holes.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: It's interesting, because last time I played
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: there was this dog leg on like Hole 5 or something.
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: and everyone hits out. And you know. I mean, it's a par 4, because you got to go out and around.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: And I'm looking at it. I'm like, how high do you think those trees are.
• 1:06:27
  Brian McFadden: Who's that one?
• 1:06:28
  Testecleese: And my buddy's like what I was like, how high do you think they are you thinking? 80 feet? Maybe?
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: So. Yeah, I was like, and what the the fairway is probably like 10 feet past that.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: So we're talking about like 90 yards from here, 18 feet up. I was like, I bet I can get over this shit with my 7 iron. My buddy, Bill Sullivan, was like.
• 1:06:47
  Brian McFadden: No, you got.
• 1:06:47
  Testecleese: Like this. He's like no way, but I'd love to see it. And oh, I actually hit it just right. It went up dude. I actually hit that. I got a birdie on that back. Oh, and I was excited. I was like.
• 1:06:57
  Brian McFadden: I got a stroke off.
• 1:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: Normally, I'm like a bogey or a double bogey.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: Alright, you guys mentioned this Air Force 16.
• 1:07:11
  Brian McFadden: I think, like you said. I think we talked about it on Tuesday's show. It was this, this drone was flying in restricted air space in Arizona, and it hit F. 16.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: And this is apparently over a year ago.
• 1:07:28
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: Realize that. And so.
• 1:07:30
  Brian McFadden: That was recently.
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure.
• 1:07:33
  Brian McFadden: You could be right.
• 1:07:35
  Testecleese: I think when I because I gave it a quick read, and I was like, Oh, oh, 2023! There you go.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll take it out of the let's get rid of it.
• 1:07:44
  Testecleese: Well, no, it's just that's because it finally made it into someone's going to investigate something. And it's in the news all of a sudden, right?
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
• 1:07:52
  Testecleese: Shook this shit out since the 1st time since Wwii.
• 1:07:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:07:58
  Testecleese: Germany is going to permanently deploy troops beyond their own borders.
• 1:08:04
  Brian McFadden: Thanks to trump.
• 1:08:07
  Testecleese: Thanks to trump.
• 1:08:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: Europe. You handle this.
• 1:08:10
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:08:13
  Brian McFadden: he's definitely saying that it's up to Europe to handle more European matters, you know, in their neck of the woods, and not NATO. So.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, this is they're gonna be dispatched into a Vilnius. It's the capital city of Lithuania.
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: So
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: I don't know. I don't know, man. Germany hasn't done this because they've been told they're not allowed to by the United States right.
• 1:08:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Testecleese: Just like Japan, is now building up a military for the 1st time since World War 2. Because the United States said, No, you're not allowed to have a military at all.
• 1:08:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: And look how successful Japan has been economically in the world since then, and Germany.
• 1:08:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: For? What?
• 1:08:56
  Brian McFadden: Germany is better when they had nuclear power.
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: Yes, but I mean, look at the German cars, dude. Let's be real. They make some sweet rides, don't they?
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: They don't make the Tesla truck, though.
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: No, but they they make the Bmw. The Volvo. And right there both of those are like
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: quality vehicles. Let's be real.
• 1:09:16
  Brian McFadden: Have you ever seen anything actually hauled in a Tesla truck.
• 1:09:20
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: I've I've seen a trail hooked up to one before.
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: and I brought it up here before. I
• 1:09:27
  Testecleese: I think the biggest selling point of a Tesla. Cybertruck is the battery.
• 1:09:33
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: You could literally plug your house into that thing and run your house for like 2 days.
• 1:09:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: From a full charge.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: It's just! It's a heavy vehicle, stainless steel, like the freaking Delorean.
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: I just think it looks stupid.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: They do look stupid.
• 1:09:48
  Brian McFadden: I mean they could have called it anything else. But it ain't no fucking truck.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, you could have given it a better name, because there's no bed.
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: Right. The bed is hidden inside the the trunk, you know. You got to open up the trunk to get to the bed.
• 1:10:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that. Okay. So I want to buy some lumber from the heart, from Lowe's. Where? How am I going to fit these 16 foot boards in the bed of my Cybertruck.
• 1:10:12
  Brian McFadden: He had to open the hood the trunk and shove him in.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: Does it come off, or does it just stay open like
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: open. You gotta bring it down.
• 1:10:22
  Testecleese: You like the schmuck with a.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: Piping, sticking out the back window of your car at the front window of the opposite side of your car.
• 1:10:30
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: And everyone driving the other ways, going, getting out of the way.
• 1:10:35
  Brian McFadden: Totally good, example.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: So I got an excellent laugh out of this one.
• 1:10:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, we both shared this article.
• 1:10:48
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:10:49
  Brian McFadden: Did you see the satellite imagery of it?
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: I did.
• 1:10:54
  Testecleese: But though okay, they.
• 1:10:56
  Brian McFadden: Everybody else's fault. He had nothing to do with it.
• 1:10:58
  Testecleese: Yes, he blamed all his engineers and everyone involved. They.
• 1:11:02
  Brian McFadden: They're probably all dead now.
• 1:11:04
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. They went to launch a new destroyer, I believe.
• 1:11:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: Because they want to modernize their navy right?
• 1:11:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: Upon being launched into the ocean.
• 1:11:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: It capsized and sank.
• 1:11:18
  Brian McFadden: It ran aground. It did all kinds of shit, you know. There's a lot of damage to it.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: Here's the best part. Is this the second one in a row that this happened to?
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: How much did this cost?
• 1:11:33
  Testecleese: How how much less food does your average North Korean get now?
• 1:11:37
  Testecleese: Because you keep sinking destroyers as soon as you build them.
• 1:11:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:43
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness!
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: You know who does seem more qualified, though, than any of the any of these militaries we brought up right now.
• 1:11:51
  Testecleese: Is that? Well, Fleet Week is in New York.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: That's where the Mexican ship smacked into the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 1:12:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:12:01
  Testecleese: But just the other day now this happened. A week later
• 1:12:08
  Testecleese: a boat blew up on the Hudson River in Fleet Week.
• 1:12:10
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: One are dead, 2 are injured. It turns out to be a hot work incident.
• 1:12:17
  Brian McFadden: Hot work. We don't know anything about the.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: I know all of.
• 1:12:20
  Brian McFadden: When I was in the when my carrier was in the shipyard on the west coast, the Carl.
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: Deal with the thumb in your ass, and.
• 1:12:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, hell, yeah, man, I got sent TAD. To hot work. It was the best fucking tad job I've ever had in my life.
• 1:12:35
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! We.
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: I was on 3rd shift. I got to live in the barracks, and when my division tried to call me back. It's like I said, fuck you, I'm liking it here better. They're like.
• 1:12:46
  Testecleese: Here and watch this guy. Well, to make sure he doesn't burn the ship down right.
• 1:12:49
  Brian McFadden: They brought me back, anyway, they said you got it too good if you're thinking it's better than being a photographer.
• 1:12:57
  Brian McFadden: because if you were waiting for a welder to come along at night. You were just sleeping on the fucking benches and stuff, you know. I could get like 8 9 h of sleep while I work.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: Oh, because you guys didn't do fire watch for civilians. You did it for the enlisted guys.
• 1:13:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we did it, for back in that shipyard we were doing it for civilians, too.
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: All right. Civilians when I was in dry dock, had their own fire watches.
• 1:13:24
  Brian McFadden: No, no! Back back in the day. It probably has changed now, but back in the day they had a whole division of
• 1:13:31
  Brian McFadden: we. We were hanging up, working with all the civilian welders, so.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: Now I will say that I think it's a good idea to rotate these guys out a little bit, because at one.
• 1:13:40
  Brian McFadden: You know we burned out.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: No, they get burned out freaking, sitting there watching someone weld. I know these dudes got so comfortable at nothing ever happening.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Wouldn't pay attention, and I remember once I was literally on fire.
• 1:13:54
  Brian McFadden: They didn't notice.
• 1:13:56
  Testecleese: My cover was on fire, and I was like, All right. Well, I'm almost finished my beat. I don't want to stop. Grind out the stop. Get ready for a new start. All that stuff so I would just shout, it's like I'm on fire. I'm on fire
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: after the 3rd time I finally, you know, stopped my welds and put the fire. I look at that by fire watch. He was asleep in the corner.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: Oh, I was curious, because I.
• 1:14:19
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure you almost died.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: I got burned pretty bad.
• 1:14:23
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: And I had to buy a new uniform.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: and I actually reported that one up the chain of command. I was like my firewash fell asleep. I caught on fire, and he just laid there sleeping.
• 1:14:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, fire wash. I only slept before I was actually on fire wash. I would sleep in the like. The basically room area, you know.
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, take the job seriously, because if something does go wrong, you are the 1st line of defense before someone gets hurt.
• 1:14:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, definitely.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: I remember being furious.
• 1:14:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, sure!
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: Me. All you do is sit here and do nothing but you decide.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: Do it.
• 1:14:54
  Brian McFadden: Goodness, the.
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, I just want you to do the fire extinguisher to put the fire out.
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: you know, and then I would just keep working, you know. Finish my weld. And I. I know that sounds stupid, but I don't not everyone understand a weld pipe.
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: and it is a lot of work
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: to set up the beginning of your world.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: So you know, and then and then, if you stop it the wrong way, you have to grind out where you stopped because you got oxygen into your weld.
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. I vividly remember that because I oh, I went nuts started kicking stuff and screaming. I kicked a soda.
• 1:15:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  Testecleese: PY.
• 1:15:28
  Brian McFadden: I love them.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: But check this out.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: A propane tank blew up in Florida at a strip mall down in the Miami-dade area.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: How many strippers were hurt.
• 1:15:41
  Testecleese: I don't think that's what they mean by Strip Mall.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. 10 people are hospitalized. Open up that article and have a look at the freaking photograph. Dude. You'll crap your pants. My cars are destroyed.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: so it seems like these guys are better at blowing. Shit up
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: then. You know the military is.
• 1:16:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: Alright, and I was gonna put the the plane that wrecked over San Diego in here. But that.
• 1:16:11
  Brian McFadden: Didn't. I thought we? I shared it.
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: It's in leftovers. I was gonna put it in with stuff blowing up.
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: But let's go ahead and talk about that.
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: 6 people were in a private aircraft
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: must have been a decent aircraft plane, because it was flying from Jersey to Saint.
• 1:16:28
  Brian McFadden: How they they refueled in Wichita, Kansas.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. I didn't know that.
• 1:16:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Brian McFadden: But it crashed in a navy housing area.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Of course it did right.
• 1:16:40
  Testecleese: Of course it lived in it, and you know, luckily
• 1:16:43
  Testecleese: everyone was at school or work.
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: No, they weren't. It was 4 Am. When it crashed.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know.
• 1:16:48
  El Guapo: Everyone.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: But looks like only the 6 people on board died.
• 1:16:52
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: And it was musicians.
• 1:16:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:55
  El Guapo: Nonetheless.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Like this is a whole nother of the day. The music died. Thing, you know.
• 1:16:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: Did you see the cars dude the houses.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: Wreckage from that plane. Crash!
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:17:06
  Testecleese: I'm amazed. No one else died. Truly they hid a dude's house. I think right.
• 1:17:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:17:12
  Brian McFadden: They barely got out alive.
• 1:17:15
  Brian McFadden: They were jumping the fence in the backyard to get away from the plane. Crash! He said.
• 1:17:20
  Brian McFadden: He can't move back there after this. They're looking for a new place to live permanently.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, Mike.
• 1:17:27
  Brian McFadden: Before that before that they loved living in the fight plan because they would go on their back porch
• 1:17:34
  Brian McFadden: and just watched the planes land, and now a plane landed on them.
• 1:17:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I mean, that's and did, did he have kids.
• 1:17:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, there were kids involved.
• 1:17:44
  Testecleese: I can't imagine what I would do. Realistically, I could. I could picture myself literally throwing my children over a.
• 1:17:52
  Brian McFadden: They pretty much did, and the neighbors brought a ladder, and they got their dogs over to, you know, so.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: Oh, that's.
• 1:17:59
  Brian McFadden: Everybody was saved, but it was, I'm sure, at 4 am. That's not how you want to be woken up.
• 1:18:06
  Testecleese: No, and there's no way you're sleeping through that right.
• 1:18:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: My God! That must have been terrible, especially for the poor children.
• 1:18:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: I mean, I'm not saying that this Navy guy necessarily has experience with shit blowing up, but at least at least he's trained how to respond right.
• 1:18:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: Which is probably the only reason why his family survived. Let's be real.
• 1:18:24
  Brian McFadden: That do? Yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: Don't panic.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: orderly fashion. We need to egress. Here's and they probably had a muster point, too, and you know that.
• 1:18:33
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: Good friend.
• 1:18:36
  Testecleese: I have egress plans for my family should stuff happen, and a muster point.
• 1:18:41
  Testecleese: When that tree fell in my front yard. I was like, all right, we need to set.
• 1:18:44
  Testecleese: We need to have plans in place in case this actually hits the house next time. You know.
• 1:18:48
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: That's my 5 year old and my 2 year old. Let's talk about this 4 year old in school.
• 1:18:56
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: Got sent home just before school ended, actually not even sent home sent to the hospital.
• 1:19:02
  Brian McFadden: She got everybody drunk.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. The teacher apparently fed this kid booze to the point. This child was non-responsive and frothing at the mouth.
• 1:19:13
  Brian McFadden: That's a problem.
• 1:19:14
  Testecleese: Get at a point 2 9 BAC.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: I might have that now, but I'm gonna know.
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: How long have you been drinking tonight.
• 1:19:23
  Brian McFadden: Since 9 o'clock this morning.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: Okay, you might have a point 2 9.
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: Ha, ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:19:30
  Brian McFadden: Point 2 9. Man like that's 3 times the legal limit to drive right? And it's in a 4 year old. Yeah.
• 1:19:36
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:19:37
  Brian McFadden: That definitely is a Cps involved investigation.
• 1:19:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's you better hope the police handle this before the parents do right?
• 1:19:46
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:19:48
  Testecleese: And check this out.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: A bus driver said to this 1st grader, 6 years old, I want to say.
• 1:19:57
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: 6 years old cookies and all this garbage. I don't care about your cookies.
• 1:20:05
  El Guapo: To.
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: Anyway, the bus driver said, I'm tired of you, or something like that, or
• 1:20:12
  Testecleese: I don't want your fucking cookies.
• 1:20:15
  El Guapo: -
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: The bus driver said something along the lines of I don't. You're getting on my nerves, or I don't want you around. Oh, you know what I'm sick and tired of you.
• 1:20:24
  Testecleese: and then grabbed this kid drugger off the bus
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: half mile from her house in the rain and drove away.
• 1:20:34
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:20:35
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they don't have a job anymore.
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: Not just no job. They might be going to prison.
• 1:20:41
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: My kid, there's a substitute driver driving my kid home to preschool the other day.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: He missed our house on the way by just boom bomb. Worst price. He waved at me, going by because I was out there waiting to pick her up.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: I ran aside. I was like Babe call whoever you need to call bus, just bomb, bite and drop her off.
• 1:21:03
  Testecleese: and she's like what I was like. Just do whatever you gotta
• 1:21:07
  Testecleese: this. I'm gonna go stop this bus because it has to turn around and come back.
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: I loaded my fucking shotgun.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: and no, I didn't point at the bus. There's no I'm gonna stand in the middle of the road, pointing shotgun at a school bus.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: I had this strap across my shoulder with it on my back.
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: And I stood in front of the bus and the bus, you know, coming to a stop like, what's the matter? I was like, where's my daughter? He's like, oh, oh, is this your kid like? Are you kidding me?
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: 2, 3?
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: You know what I mean, cause I.
• 1:21:37
  Brian McFadden: Where's.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: You just have an extra kid on your bus, and you're surprised. Someone's yelling at you.
• 1:21:42
  Brian McFadden: West Virginia, he should be used to.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: He was cool. He didn't just run me over like most people would, you know.
• 1:21:49
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:21:50
  Testecleese: But yeah, this versus a bus driver just drops a kid up, says I'm tired of you and tosses you off the bus. Luckily the neighbor
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: was picking up their mail and found the kid I was like, oh, my God, let's help you!
• 1:22:00
  El Guapo: What the hell the kid was doing, too, like honestly like I mean.
• 1:22:05
  Testecleese: What could a 6 year old be doing? That's gonna make you drop her off in the middle and.
• 1:22:10
  El Guapo: Dude you seen this dude like, God damn like I wanna like.
• 1:22:14
  Brian McFadden: Your kids are the worst. Huh?
• 1:22:16
  El Guapo: No, no, my kids, all the people's kids. My kids don't have to fucking behave like I told them. Like whenever they finish eating they have to ask me. It's like, Can we get up? Can we be excused from the table.
• 1:22:26
  El Guapo: you know, but some of this fucking kids like God damn! They got them up on them.
• 1:22:32
  Testecleese: That's fine. You still don't just dump them on the side of the road and drive away.
• 1:22:37
  El Guapo: I know, but I mean just.
• 1:22:39
  Brian McFadden: Your responsibility as a school bus driver is to get them home safely and.
• 1:22:43
  El Guapo: You know what they should report this. They need to report kids like, look, this fucking kids, annoying like being rude. I don't know what the kids saying that
• 1:22:54
  El Guapo: like so much shit you could take as an adult, too, like what.
• 1:22:57
  Testecleese: No. But even if the kids, even if the kids running them off, you don't jump them on the road.
• 1:23:01
  Brian McFadden: No, never! No, no, that's not a thing.
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: The only thing I can see being reasonable at all is, if the kids like covering the bus driver's eyes and hitting the bus driver or striking other students, and then you don't even jump off the side of the road. You call the police.
• 1:23:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:23:15
  Testecleese: And you sit and wait for the police to arrive. You don't abandon a 6 year old on the side of the road, in the rain.
• 1:23:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:23:23
  Testecleese: Again. You're lucky the police are handling this and not the kids. Parents.
• 1:23:26
  El Guapo: Dude. Hold on! Hold on! Didn't the fucking kid just shit that teacher like in 1st grade? Second grade.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: Do? What.
• 1:23:33
  El Guapo: The kid that shot the teacher in Newport.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: Oh, that was. That was a while ago. But yeah.
• 1:23:38
  El Guapo: No like come on.
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: The parents. The parents are serving time for that right now.
• 1:23:41
  El Guapo: Okay. But I'm saying, like, the behavior of the kid is representative of the parents.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: Yes, and again the kid draws a gun. You don't just.
• 1:23:51
  El Guapo: Okay, drawing the guns a little different.
• 1:23:54
  El Guapo: Okay. Why does a kid have a gun? And why he got to get such?
• 1:23:58
  El Guapo: Well.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: Turned. What that turned out to be was the parents didn't properly secure their weapons.
• 1:24:04
  El Guapo: Oh, so, just because the kid's angry. He's allowed to like shoot a fucking teacher.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: No, absolutely not it. The parents are responsible. That's a hundred.
• 1:24:13
  El Guapo: Gabriel the Kid we had to like
• 1:24:16
  El Guapo: like whenever they say like oh! Albeit.
• 1:24:19
  Testecleese: Children, you know.
• 1:24:19
  El Guapo: Woman.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: You.
• 1:24:20
  El Guapo: I mentioned, I hit a woman like, Okay, what happened to that? That person had to get to that point.
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: Okay, this. I'm going to quote Bill Burr on this one. Yeah, a man should never hit a woman. Okay, I come home from work, and I got 3 kids. She's drowned 2 in the bathtub, but she's got the 3rd one underwater. Yeah, I'm gonna kick her in the head as hard as I can.
• 1:24:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I say, like, what I want to know came to.
• 1:24:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's wrong. They got the person kicked the kid out. But I don't want to know what happened like what got to that point. What happened? Investigate, you know.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: Again unless the Kid had a weapon, was attacking people.
• 1:24:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: They should have just pulled over and called the cops.
• 1:24:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, but
• 1:25:00
  Testecleese: or even file a proper report and have the kid kicked off the bus, hey? You know, parents, you gotta drive your kid to and from school. Now.
• 1:25:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: This is flat out, child. Abuse.
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: At
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: this. I just don't see, any way that this is the right option again, unless the Kid had a weapon, but at that point you evacuate the bus. You don't if you can kick the kid off the bus. The Kid obviously wasn't that big of violent threat right.
• 1:25:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25:28
  Testecleese: I'm sorry just infuriates me, man like
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: it. 99% of the time. It's not the kids fault when they're acting up. It's their parents fault one way or another, right.
• 1:25:39
  Brian McFadden: Bad parenting.
• 1:25:40
  El Guapo: They're not. They don't teach proper manners instead of like, Hey, look, you gotta be the bus. Sit there quiet. Get to your stop. Get the fuck out like.
• 1:25:47
  Testecleese: My two-year-old says, Thank you, Debbie.
• 1:25:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what.
• 1:25:52
  Testecleese: I give. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm teaching my kid proper manners.
• 1:25:54
  El Guapo: Yes, what I'm saying. Sometimes parents like, oh, you have to excuse my kids because it's a kid like what the fuck they doing to get so like people angry. You know. It's like not manner.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: What are you doing at home that this kid think that this is okay?
• 1:26:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:09
  El Guapo: I mean, I mean the person that did. It is wrong. But I want to get to the bottom like what happened to this kid like.
• 1:26:16
  El Guapo: you know, like, why this particular kid like? Why he did like he didn't do with other kids.
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: What in terms of let's assume it's nonviolent. Just just for the sake of conversation. What could possibly
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: make you drop a kid off on the side of the road and drive away. Now, what do they have to say? Are they dropping n-bombs? Okay, they're mean
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: sticks and stones right.
• 1:26:42
  El Guapo: Typical single mother. The kid is there, and there's her mother and all father figure.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: Probably because no, that's what I watch in the news right now
• 1:26:51
  Testecleese: go, because typically speaking fathers bring discipline to the household, and mothers bring in empathy.
• 1:26:56
  El Guapo: Empathy and compassion, and.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:27:00
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:27:02
  Testecleese: Bye, bye again! I'm the disciplinarian in this house, you know. I'm the one who lays down the rules
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: like no, you're done screwed up. You got 4 warnings. That's more than I ever got
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: my kids, my eldest, though my 5 year old. She's as hard headed as I was. My father would warn me a hundred times not to put the fork in the outlet. I had to learn it the hard way, and I remember he, I remember specifically, he's like fine. You don't seem to listen to me. Go ahead and see what happens. Oh, and the lights all went out
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: all right, anyway, back on topic of education. Tim Walls, Tim Walls has called out, Rfk, Jr. On the children's health thing.
• 1:27:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: How about how he's cutting the cutting funding?
• 1:27:49
  Testecleese: It's a education, basically.
• 1:27:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: And he brought up his, his nonverbal autistic son.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: He's like, Oh, you're just saying they're worth. I was like, 1st of all.
• 1:28:01
  Testecleese: Rfk. Jr's son was the one who said something, how they're never. They're never going to pay taxes. They're never, gonna etc, etc, etc. They're never going to contribute to society, which is
• 1:28:09
  Testecleese: pretty pretty rough, right.
• 1:28:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but accurate.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: Not necessarily just because you're autistic doesn't mean you can't be the richest man on the planet Elon Osk.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: but, he said, it's just blatantly false, and all I can think of was talking about children in school and using the term blatantly false. Tim Wallace is the one who put tampons in the boys room.
• 1:28:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:33
  Testecleese: Because some boys menstruate.
• 1:28:36
  Brian McFadden: No, boys, that's great.
• 1:28:38
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. There is essentially saying there's no such thing as a tomboy with this argument, you know.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: Oh, no, that's really a boy. No, just I remember a couple years ago, just because he plays with a Barbie doll doesn't mean he's gay now. It means he's a girl.
• 1:28:56
  Testecleese: and just like when Claire came out to me and said, Hey, I'm trans. 1st response I came back with was, Well, that's a long way to go. Do not have to make your gay.
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:29:05
  Brian McFadden: and I invite her on the show tonight. She almost said she was coming, but didn't show up at the last minute, so I'll just keep plugging away at it.
• 1:29:13
  Testecleese: I mean she could just say I'm not interested.
• 1:29:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she said she was definitely interested.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, if she doesn't wanna come on. That's fine, like we'll just stop bothering you right.
• 1:29:21
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:29:23
  Testecleese: Again on the transgender thing. Let's move on to this Britain. Teacher.
• 1:29:27
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:29:28
  Testecleese: She's the strictest head teacher, and she claimed that transgender children are more likely to be white and privileged.
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: and all I could think was so you're you're pushing for this white privilege thing that everyone says is a terrible, terrible thing.
• 1:29:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:42
  Testecleese: I thought we weren't supposed to indulge these delusions.
• 1:29:47
  Brian McFadden: But everybody does.
• 1:29:49
  Testecleese: Well, if it's white privilege, just make letting these people get away with it. Maybe we should stop doing it right.
• 1:29:55
  Brian McFadden: And I.
• 1:29:58
  Testecleese: Again. This is the difference between Rupaul. Okay? You know, Rupaul.
• 1:30:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: If Rupaul was a kid today, Rupaul would be trans.
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: Because the school would have beaten it into this dude's head like, no, you're actually a girl, because you you like to have sex with men, and you like to dress up as a woman sometimes.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, the dude's just a gay man who likes to do drag shows.
• 1:30:22
  El Guapo: Oh, it could be straight just to do drug show. You never know.
• 1:30:24
  Testecleese: I've actually done a drag show as a straight dude before, and it was hilarious
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: man, I remember once. What's what's that barbecue joint right near you, Brian.
• 1:30:35
  Brian McFadden: Connie girl.
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: County grill. I went there for Halloween caution contest once.
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: and I went as the Prom Queen.
• 1:30:43
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:30:44
  Testecleese: Or the wife's dress. I wore her tiara from high school.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: Big giant heeled boots.
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: It was hilarious. That doesn't mean I'm a woman because I thought it would be funny to dress up as a girl for the night. You know what I mean.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: especially because I had the big beard going today I'm the Prom Queen.
• 1:31:06
  Testecleese: I found this the fattest dude, big giant, black dude, and not really but like it looked like I was giving this dude a lap dance that they played music for me.
• 1:31:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:31:16
  Testecleese: Was. He was laughing his ass off, but embarrassed at the same time.
• 1:31:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, of course. Yeah, I should have won that contest. But I wasn't a regular, so I didn't.
• 1:31:26
  Brian McFadden: You were Rob.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: But that's the thing, though it was in good fun as an adult, not not children, you know.
• 1:31:37
  Testecleese: Well, apparently trump has blocked Harvard from bringing in foreign students now.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: and he's threatened broader. A bigger crackdown right now.
• 1:31:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and Howard's suing the trump administration again. So.
• 1:31:50
  Testecleese: What
• 1:31:52
  Testecleese: does Harvard understand? They don't have a right to do these things. They need to get paperwork from the United States to do this.
• 1:31:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: So I don't see the problem here like, no, your paperwork's been revoked.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:32:06
  Testecleese: it just it's crazy. And then they keep using. They throw around the term constitutional time. It's like, Show me where in the Constitution that says you can import people from foreign nations into our country, because I am certain it doesn't
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: same.
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, actually, I. What I can tell you is, I know as a fact, it says you can't.
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: But these folks and this is like ap news, and like Reuters, and these, like big deal news networks
• 1:32:31
  Testecleese: are coming out and saying like, it's unconstitutional. Did you read the damn thing.
• 1:32:35
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: Like my sister. I remember this conversation I had with her once when we were much younger.
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: Says about what happened to church, separation of Church and State.
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:32:47
  Brian McFadden: No such thing.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I specifically said, I was like, I keep hearing that. Where does everyone get it from? And she goes. The constitution.
• 1:32:53
  Brian McFadden: But it's not in the Constitution.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: Same time my father and I was like, no, it's not.
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: It's not in there, the only thing. And they're even trying to cite the 1st Amendment. I was like. The 1st Amendment, simply says, the United States shall not form an official religion for the United States.
• 1:33:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:10
  Testecleese: It doesn't say, What's that
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: Catholic school that wants to get government funding.
• 1:33:16
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:33:17
  Testecleese: And like, Oh, no, there's a separation, church and State. But that doesn't mean that you can't give a school government funding if everyone else
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: right, especially when you go to Harvard. Indoctrinating people with their freaking woke cult religion. You know.
• 1:33:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:33:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: And now, what happened to Colombia with their
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: jeez fried out attacking Jewish students.
• 1:33:39
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:33:40
  Testecleese: It's been.
• 1:33:41
  Brian McFadden: They go the way of Harvard.
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're actually in a large role. They're being hit with civil rights laws for indifference to attack people because of their religion or their ethnicity
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: like the school. Just let it happen.
• 1:33:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: All right. Well, we got some leftovers.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: any of them in particular. You want to talk about Brian.
• 1:34:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there's a couple here Gail King.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Top of your list.
• 1:34:10
  Brian McFadden: Dale King is going to quit Cbs. After 15 years the networks moved away from her.
• 1:34:16
  Testecleese: Did you read the article by any chance.
• 1:34:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: That's all right. If you didn't.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: She's not really quitting. She's being fired.
• 1:34:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:34:24
  Testecleese: She's just gonna quit before her contract runs out, because she only signed a 1 year extension.
• 1:34:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: And Cbs said, like, we just can't justify this ridiculous paycheck we're giving you.
• 1:34:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:34:34
  Testecleese: Remember, she's an astronaut, though.
• 1:34:36
  Brian McFadden: I like, but I like that. The title of the article has nothing to do with the actual content of the article. You know.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: Of course not. I gotta say it is ridiculous how much money some of these nut jobs on the news make on mainstream media.
• 1:34:53
  Testecleese: Why, why, why does what Gayle King? What I want to say? 25 million dollars a year.
• 1:34:59
  Brian McFadden: To go to space.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:35:02
  Brian McFadden: To go to space.
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sorry. 10 million dollars a year. My mistake. It's Rachel Maddow that's making like.
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: isn't she still getting like 50 million or something or 45.
• 1:35:13
  Brian McFadden: All these contracts people are gonna be in shock when their contracts come up for renegotiations.
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, no one's watching, and they keep getting sued. It's like you're costing us more money than.
• 1:35:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: Then we're even paying you.
• 1:35:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:27
  Brian McFadden: And the only other article I want to cover is
• 1:35:32
  Brian McFadden: no open up. We need our own only fans account.
• 1:35:38
  El Guapo: I'm just not.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, this poor girl.
• 1:35:42
  Brian McFadden: Yo. She was busy.
• 1:35:44
  Brian McFadden: She was trying to break the record for.
• 1:35:47
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 1:35:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then had to get rushed to the hospital.
• 1:35:52
  Testecleese: I wonder why she she was? She got ripped apart.
• 1:35:56
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:35:57
  Testecleese: That. Oh, my God! That's disgusting!
• 1:35:59
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: You imagine being the 583rd dude in line.
• 1:36:03
  Brian McFadden: I would rather not.
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, what what has been in there.
• 1:36:07
  Brian McFadden: But he's still in there. Yeah.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:36:13
  Brian McFadden: You're not first, st you're last. Oh, my God, Ricky, Bobby!
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: Did you imagine the stink in that room?
• 1:36:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it had to be horrible!
• 1:36:24
  Testecleese: And oh, you got some Ky. Oh, no, there's plenty of blood. What.
• 1:36:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: I wanted to bring up the wildfire in California. Because I
• 1:36:37
  Testecleese: is, how is Newsom going to blow this again? You know.
• 1:36:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, wow!
• 1:36:41
  El Guapo: Before you change topic like, let me ask you this, do you think anybody learned this lesson from this.
• 1:36:46
  Brian McFadden: From what the 583 guys.
• 1:36:50
  El Guapo: You think anybody learned a lesson.
• 1:36:54
  Testecleese: Probably not.
• 1:36:55
  Brian McFadden: Don't be the last.
• 1:36:56
  El Guapo: No, just girls in general. They're not going to learn from this shit.
• 1:37:01
  Brian McFadden: No, as long as they're making millions of dollars on onlyfans, because stupid people are willing to pay for it. Now.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: Here's here's the problem with that. Brian is most of these onlyfans. Broads aren't making millions of dollars. Most of them try it out because they are. All these women are making a hundred $1,000 a year.
• 1:37:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:37:18
  Testecleese: And it's like, Yeah, you're also not a whatever, you know.
• 1:37:22
  Testecleese: You're not. You're not super hot and doing the nasty stuff that you know that that people pay for to watch porn. They just go to like the free porn sites.
• 1:37:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:32
  Testecleese: So now you just went and railed a bunch of dudes, put it on the Internet for your father and brother to see.
• 1:37:38
  Testecleese: and only made a hundred bucks.
• 1:37:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, what is it worth? It.
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Way to ruin your life. I hope you at least use an alias so that you can apply for a real job. Someday, you know.
• 1:37:50
  Brian McFadden: Not likely.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: okay. Well, I mentioned the wildfires. I'm just curious to see how far they go. Did did Newsome learn anything from the last one?
• 1:38:01
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: We'll find out, apparently.
• 1:38:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean they're not. The 4th Tree management hasn't changed since the last wildfire, so.
• 1:38:12
  Testecleese: Let's go.
• 1:38:13
  Testecleese: Where is it?
• 1:38:13
  Brian McFadden: There's no clear. They're not. They're still not like cutting down trees, the dead trees and clearing out the dead forest stuff leaves and stuff so.
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, 300 people have been evacuated. It's right near Yosemite National Park, and 300 people doesn't sound like much. But this is in a very rural.
• 1:38:31
  Brian McFadden: Earlier, yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:32
  Testecleese: All right. Next to Yosemite National Park. This fire spread over 700 acres in 2 days. So there you go. Had you cut down and taken that out some of this dead brush. Maybe this fire would already be out.
• 1:38:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:38:46
  Testecleese: But for whatever reason cowboys like I just leave it there. Who cares.
• 1:38:49
  Brian McFadden: We got to. It's the way the
• 1:38:51
  Brian McFadden: it's the way they do it, and.
• 1:38:54
  Testecleese: Now. I haven't checked my Us deal stock
• 1:38:58
  Testecleese: since I saw this, and because I realized it was already too late to get involved further involved. But
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: Trump has said, nip and steel, and us steel are entering into a partnership. Nip and steel is a giant Japanese steel company.
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: and remember, biden praise where praise is due. Joe Biden would not allow Japan to buy us steel.
• 1:39:20
  El Guapo: Just so, everyone knows that's a company not steel from the United States.
• 1:39:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:25
  Testecleese: This is, I bet there's a giant bump in their stock over this.
• 1:39:30
  Testecleese: I'm I'm tempted to sell it right now, while it's at the peak of everyone buying, and then try to buy it back in a couple of months. But.
• 1:39:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: I've sold a lot of stock recently to do home repairs.
• 1:39:43
  Testecleese: and I kind of want to
• 1:39:45
  Testecleese: kind of don't want to take a bunch of risks right now, because this is supposed to be my retirement, too. You know what I mean.
• 1:39:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:51
  Testecleese: Don't be wrong. I got a 401 k. As well. That's like a broader investment.
• 1:39:55
  Testecleese: but I I bet you I have more money
• 1:39:57
  Testecleese: in my private portfolio than I do in my 401 K.
• 1:40:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we need to talk about your 401 K, sometime.
• 1:40:04
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:40:07
  Brian McFadden: It's not safe.
• 1:40:10
  Testecleese: No stock is ever safe. It's always a gamble.
• 1:40:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because it could be moved into an annuity
• 1:40:17
  Brian McFadden: where you get the market gains without the market risks.
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I could also cut off the 401 k. Altogether and go into a a gold backed Ira, too.
• 1:40:27
  Brian McFadden: True.
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: You know there's plenty of options. It's just the place that I've worked
• 1:40:33
  Testecleese: have done a certain thing for me, and I've always just I was able, I transferred my Tsb. Into a 4 0. 1 K.
• 1:40:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: And my everyone I've ever worked for as well. I say that everyone had a real job versus like a gas station like when I was welding and stuff would match a hundred percent of what I put in.
• 1:40:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but nothing's being matched now. And you're at a hundred percent market risk. So.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm certain my 4. 0, 1 K. Well, was down.
• 1:41:03
  Testecleese: because this terror thing is, people panicked on certain stuff. And then other stuff went up.
• 1:41:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:07
  Testecleese: That's why I started my own private portfolio, too.
• 1:41:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you know, we'll talk soon.
• 1:41:12
  Brian McFadden: Talk about it. Offline.
• 1:41:14
  El Guapo: Alright guys. Hey? I gotta go.
• 1:41:16
  Testecleese: Got it. Got it.
• 1:41:16
  Testecleese: anyway, Guapo. Hold on a minute while you hang out. Hang out through the music, Buddy.
• 1:41:21
  El Guapo: Alright!
• 1:41:22
  Testecleese: All right. Yeah, that's our show. We're gonna pull the plug.
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: It was a good time that lasted longer than I thought it would.
• 1:41:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, show on Tuesday night. So.
• 1:41:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.