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The Witness: Book of the New Sun, Kraven the Hunter & Switch 2 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  recing correctly we don't Boop anymore we don't need to Boop was my one job was
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  the last time we booped each other be last year sometime I think it was a long
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  time feels like a long time I'm not going to explain it the listeners or
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  Watchers what that means no figure out pooping each other
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  means Watchers you the real fans will know
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  what we mean
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  onlookers I like the Watchers
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  Witnesses welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy I got this I'm got going for new procedure at the end of next month new
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  procedure yes the ketamine's not working as well it's wearing off quite quickly
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  so we're looking at possibly electrocuting me okay right I've often
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  wanted to do that to you in the leg in the the brain in the leg I thought maybe they
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  were going to try to kill some receptors or something you know a bit of your
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  brain that controls the leg I'm just G to get rid of that yeah
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  yeah nerves I mean it sounds like they're trying some they're like [ __ ]
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  gone 19th century at this point yes in this guy said yeah they're going to try
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  and elocute a leg yeah sorry are you a doctor uh I have to white coat as
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  buttons all the way up yeah Escape Justice after Z War there is
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  one good thing this is the last thing they're doing before I get my
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  wish it's yeah I I can understand why they don't want to Grant you a wish
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  without one night with Nellie Portman oh no my wish would be more than
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  one night one night what wish that I didn't realize you were greedy that's
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  all sorry my bad I'm sorry no if you got one if you got one wish and they were
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  going to Grant it you go for more than one night well also like the genie is
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  like I can't I can't make anyone fall in love it's like mate shouldn't need love
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  me she just needs to consent you think that make a wish is like enforc right so
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  if you were like I want three nights I'm just the only
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  only n sorry it's happened again yeah be like sake she's got an ice pack on
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  [Laughter] it honey I'm really sorry these [ __ ]
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  kids no there's another guy who was a kid in the
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  [Laughter]
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  90s well we'll wait and see that wish tried to give you cannabis have you
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  tried that I'm not a fan of it for pain
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  I mean not just for recreation do not work as a pular for you or you just weren't no not
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  interested Shock Me mate shock me cut it off that's you want it removed right
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  that's the yeah yeah you I mean the leg can't you just yeah can't
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  you just tell them that's what you want or you you want okay so you're willing
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  to try some stuff there go in with no leg and be like sew this stump up
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  now just cuz you said it's your wish implied that like they they're not
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  convince them I could I could go no don't worry about the electric shock
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  just go straight to that but I'm still want to try things quite extreme and can
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  also introduce its own problems oh yeah
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  like Phantom limb stuff yeah yeah that's very interesting actually I want this to
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  happen just so I can ask you firsthand to describe all that [ __ ] to me when it
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  starts to happen to you I'll be very hope interested better than my sister as
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  a scientific anomaly you're better than my sister who wants to keep the leg no
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  just leave it at that wants to keep the leg she wants to keep that is grim that
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  is grim to do what with it I have no idea but she wants to keep it maybe she
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  wants a third leg I can see why that would be
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  handy chasing
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  footy uh you could make an umbrella out of it maybe they do that with elephant foots
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  stand sorry that's what they make elephant what was that Christmas movie
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  where there was a leg a leg lamp I think it's just called Christmas
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  story or Christmas movie don't know guys remember that oh
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  there's a cat behind you Luke don't don't panic this one has a colar now oh a color
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  actually someone has learned how to dig under the fence and get out right is it
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  you yeah he me I see the pink I see
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  p yeah there's a little bit of pink I saw it when you turned yeah it's in the
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  back but yeah she's been able to start to so she's got a color so if she does
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  get out people will know she's not some Jippo cat
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  yeah I think can say that
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  L what cat yeah they prefer the term feline
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  F felis ctis yes but yeah she started do
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  that so now yeah you've got that there so she hates it and also she got to
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  chase some birds today which she loved oh cool oh well you enjoy that too so
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  you can kind of go out together and Chas Birds yeah I did have to chase the birds
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  because I needed to get them out Luke chases them in his scooter as we recall
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  runs them down [ __ ]
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  brutal two gasss you took out right yep and still just the the pushing off the
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  handlebars as looked eyes and
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  screamed I didn't do it on purpose I mean you occasionally oh look I mean you
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  see roadkill on the highways here I know in in rural places you know a room might
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  try to get across the road in front of you and not make it
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  I believe that happens a lot [ __ ] Luke's just sounding more threatening
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  than he means to be again um Matt have you ever hit or
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  nearly hit a deer I hear that happens and I know's deer around I've bumped a
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  deer I was coming home and it was [ __ ] go mate go it was
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  raining and I was coming up our street and uh there a bunch like I don't know
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  three or four deer were crossing the road as I came around the corner and
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  luckily I was going slow enough that I was able to to put the brakes on and I
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  because it was raining I kind of slid a little bit and I just bumped one and it
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  fell over I give up and give you a look and then I went to open the door car
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  mate yeah I went to open the door and then I luckily was just was like hang on
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  a minute I'm on a [ __ ] blind corner there's a bunch of deer here go yeah and
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  and pissing bash me and then it got up it just got up and walked off and I was
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  like my job's done yeah what am I going follow into the woods right just are you
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  okay baby it's okay meanwhile someone has just plowed in the back of my car
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  because I'm just stopped in the road yeah or you get out to to look after it
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  and suddenly you'll run over as well ex and then that guy gets out and someone
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  runs over him very question L what am
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  I yeah no yeah I either I'm not even a typical American I can't even put it out
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  of its misery don't I'm Australian what movie or book or video game is it where
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  someone hits a deer and then has to go and kill it to stop it from
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  screaming yeah there's a few yeah I think that's like a Trope almost Alan
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  Wake is it oh could
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  be it's a very Allan Wake thing yeah yeah yeah so that's happened that's
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  I think that's any time well it's like Mo szl says you could kill a deer and
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  that'll be like killing a beautiful
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  man they very beautiful cing in tick
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  though oh are they [ __ ] animals got to watch
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  that welcome to [ __ ] 10 minutes in not mention anything but [ __ ] animals
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  yeah not [ __ ] animals I didn't be clear it wasn't I hit it with my car you
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  said you bumped a deer I slowly
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  I said I bummed a deer yeah yeah okay here's one for you if you want to [ __ ]
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  any animal what would it be go to multiple n.com and click on the
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  poll click on my poll oh I don't know what animal
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  incorrect the answer is human yes human
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  being I um just before we get into anything else I do have an update on our
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  um Fitness discussions yeah okay oh yes we've talked in the past some listeners
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  will remember this or or sorry witness some witnesses will remember this it's
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  about a year and a half good name for for the Audience by the way witnesses
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  witnesses we should adopt that um I we we I think we've in the past on
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  the show said we were going to try and get in shape and look like Harrison Ford
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  and indana Jones the Temple of Doom and we've not done it no yeah and just to
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  back up this two reasons for that specifically number one I think there
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  only one reason well it's the best shape he's ever been in but we also found out
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  that he was our age or only slightly younger but when when he was in since we
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  found that out yeah that's right we were I mean it's fair enough that you look at
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  you know some young dude who's in great shape but you know when you a 40 plus
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  year old man yeah I think he was 42 temp
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  Doom yeah and and he's not like
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  like ridiculous oh yeah there's no he's just in [ __ ] fantastic phys we're
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  we're never going to look like [ __ ] Chris Emsworth or [ __ ] whatever or
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  the rock so it's more achievable so we've talked about it before achievable
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  I'm sure some witnesses are laughing right now um we've talked about it before we
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  talked about it off Show recently I think right last week week before and uh
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  so I had a personal trainer and did you show me the picture and go
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  me this no it's it's it's it's a her it's a lady and I didn't mention that at
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  first I told her we I my friends and I have
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  discussed uh and um I have to take photos again in six months and so I've
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  decided to cheat and I'm going to pay you to tell me what to pick up and how
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  many times to pick it up and what to do with it and yeah and then so I had the
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  first session yesterday uh so I'm a little bit sore today but that's fine
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  works right that's a good sign right yeah no pain no gain and so we're
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  lifting dumbbells and stuff and that and she goes so do you have a goal weight in
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  mind and I she said just just out of curiosity I said no no no she okay
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  physique she said okay so is just just general I said well I mean there is a
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  there's something but it's a bit it's a bit silly I I don't know [ __ ] she's
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  gonna think if I tell her I look like Harrison for cuz how old is I assuming
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  this girl's like 25 or something right uh I would say yeah probably maybe like
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  30ish I'm guess yeah I'm not good at that but not like you know who I think's
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  hot Harrison Ford in the80s no no not like my wife for example who yeah thinks
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  yeah this is ridiculous she's like what are you going to do about all
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  this thanks have you seen Harrison Ford now I'd still have to lose a ton of
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  weight to look like it yeah oh no it's ridiculous but she said so I said to her
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  I said look there's a men's health article that came out a little while AG
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  go about how Harrison Ford got in shape for Indiana Jones the Temple of Doom you
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  know that mie she goes oh yeah I said okay well that's the goal is just that
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  and then she goes okay I don't really know what he looked like in that and I
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  was like that's fine he's a picture I with you know what I shouldn't have I
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  shouldn't have I should have mentioned it let's just see what we can do and
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  like it really doesn't matter see this just better than this yeah I assume I
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  assume once I get in shape I'll just look exactly like him and we'll be fine
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  yeah people will be harison oh sorry Matt yes you're doing another Indiana
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  James movie I will happily do one yeah that's right yeah yeah shil buff is out
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  Matthew ham is in Jones we were gonna skew much younger but we decided to skew
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  just half as young yeah I
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  mean if I had my pick am I going to play indie or am I going to play a
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  Nazi could be fun to play a villain in one of those yeah yeah oh definitely
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  definitely great circle had fantastic Nazis in it yeah Voss was
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  good I could play El musk more on that later yes
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  yeah yes so anyway that's where the fitness stuff is at uh yeah one day
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  there it's coming soon withness yeah I've got some news I mean I don't have a
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  trainer but I I have been going to the gym um see you know how to do that I
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  assume I just I have no [ __ ] idea how to do it okay well yes do but I do
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  because when I was about 27 I joined inside Fitness or Fitness
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  first or one of them and my personal trainer was a dude from penrith and uh
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  someone showed you how to do things he showed me how to do it and I had I've
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  had two personal trainers since at various times who got me nothing and
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  just didn't understand me at all but this dude really did so now 25 years
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  later I'm just trying to remember what just do what he said yeah I know some JY
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  just have a circuit that they basically just point you on an arrow that you go
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  around I so I joined Planet Fitness which is like the big one here the I
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  think did we talk about this already and yeah exactly I think we
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  talked about this the other week and there was a lunk the other day dropping
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  the dropping the [ __ ] weights down well they have a guy who's like supposed
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  to be you know you have access to a trainer and I said to him what should I
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  do and he said oh yeah just go in the circuit thing and use the machines and I
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  was like I don't know how yeah but also I need someone there know one more
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  that's that's what I told Olivia the train I said I need at home so first of
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  all if I watch a YouTube video and I go oh yeah maybe that's what I'm supposed
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  to do yeah and then I'm maybe I'm doing it wrong and as evidenced from yesterday
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  I was doing stuff wrong when you do things you need someone she goes no no
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  no use that muscle and then she's like yeah and then you oh okay I get it it
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  feels different you're like oh okay sure yeah exactly yeah and then uh yeah and
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  then also at home it's pretty easy for me to go that's probably enough yeah I'll
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  go it's more Nuance than that because you think oh I'm tired now that must be
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  my limit right so I've done it to failure so it's perfect but then they're
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  like no no no even the circuit like the guy should have been saying like how
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  many reps to do or something like that yeah time under tension or how to it
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  over time about that I don't think just guy just
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  works um so about five four five years ago anyway I think around during Co um I
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  went up pants size for the first time in my life right I've been a 28 since I was
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  14 and suddenly I was a 30 and I was like this is grim right was the first
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  time I decided to um and I thought that was as bad as it got except that I've
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  gone up a T-shirt size now and that because I just and and when I brought so
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  I've I've gone up and I came home I was wearing this t-shirt and my wife goes oh
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  that one fits
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  you for a while yeah yeah just hasn't
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  had the heart to tell you yeah yeah so that oh good you noticed yeah great yeah
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  you know those things you think I I I know I know I've gained weight but at
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  least only I know but then someone else goes you're fat mate yeah
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  well the last year I did lose some weight just by changing my diet and and
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  then enough people commented on it that I was like yeah yeah I guess it was
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  quite I guess it did get quite bad are you looking good like was I not
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  was I not tell me well sometimes it's a hard thing to
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  say by the way you got fat well also I assume that people know they got fat
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  when they got fat you know what I mean like it creeps up on you doesn't it
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  that's the thing sneaks yeah it does because like sometimes you look at fat I
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  mean admit it sometimes you look at fat people and go I would have stopped
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  before I got to that point you know like I'd have stopped on the cake but maybe
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  you don't maybe you don't know you eat a piece of cake and you go problem cake
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  the problem is this yeah yeah well take
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  another as he drinks one well I don't have that problem right now because it's
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  6:20 in the morning so that would stop well I mean it's 10:30 at night and I I
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  want to get to sleep so I'm not drinking either but long weekend for me me sugar
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  and I'm it is long weekend it's
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  uh Invasion week oh that's right that's right people attacked the Captain Cook
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  statue oh did they oh did they yes good on them they moving that day I see
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  people they've been asking for decades about it but so far see the problem is
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  is people get upset for about about 3 days before and then they get the long
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  weekend and then they forget about it for a year you know what I see more I I don't see
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  much of this anymore cuz I'm obviously not in the country but I more than
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  people complaining about having it on that day I see people complaining about
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  not having it on that day and saying [ __ ] you I'm celebrating it on the was
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  it 25th that's the thing you change it6 diad are gonna want to do it anyway
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  so yeah yeah see more post to people going [ __ ] you I'll celebrate Australia
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  when I want mate on a specific day that was not chosen by me yeah yeah that's
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  right I will still paint the flag on my face on that day I forc people to kiss
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  the flag or whatever those [ __ ] Bond riots wasn't it yeah
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  crala that's right sorry Bond I didn't mean to bch
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  you yeah nothing nothing like that had ever happened at you Bondi you're a City
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  Beach I haven't been to the beach in ages I was thinking today was at the
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  beach the other week I have cost you were a nice Beach yeah I was
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  well I was I mean this is this week is very not nerdy but I'll say this
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  Australia has ruined beaches for me yeah because they were fine in Costa Rica but
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  they weren Australian beaches are very good were they
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  waves yeah a little bit but it's just that the the sand is not as n you it's
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  just not I don't know hard to explain Australian beaches are very very good
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  except for people a lot of it so many people they definitely ruin it yeah
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  depends on you thing now every single person on the beach has a like 2 m by 2
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  met easy upan they all do if you get to the beach
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  it's just [ __ ] that's horrible I remember used to go to beach and there was
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  nothing just put your towel down you put yourself next to it and off you go go
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  get that skin cancer removed I go to a private beach now that you pay to go on
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  to so keeps off those people fancy I go to another country I'm
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  just kidding probably never do that again I just don't go no oh I'll go to
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  other countries I just won't go to uh Costa ricao again probably I was going
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  to go to Mexico later in the year might not do that now you might not be allowed
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  back in there's been some changes in your country since we last mat we might
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  be doing some stuff to or in Mexico that they won't like and I'm like maybe I
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  shouldn't plan to go there just in I mean let's let's leave you know that the
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  really political stuff out of it and just focus on the fact that he's going
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  to rename the Gulf of
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  Mexico if it was only that if there
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  wasn't a weight in Mexico law or well that yeah and they're declaring that
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  cartel's terrorists which means that they can do what military stuff the
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  country and it's like quite invade but just yeah they're not going to like
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  whatever they do yeah yeah Mexico is not going to like that it's going to be yeah
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  under dur I but where I'm going to go I'm going to yukatan which is if you go far
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  away Rocks Don't you I want to look at rocks piled on top of each other into
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  structures but just rock up with your Australian passp aliens that's a good
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  idea yeah I can say everyone loves Australians yeah except new
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  zealanders it's only because they get conf for Australians that's true I did have one
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  anecdote just about Costa Rica right so while we were uh over when we were there
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  obviously they speak Spanish and we would get L to learn little Spanish
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  phrases and stuff so she would say hello to the you know the stuff the resort and
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  stuff she go hola and then she would say gracias you know and they bring stuff to
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  the you know and then we got back and
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  Jenna was dropping her off at school and uh she was trying to tell us something
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  in the car and L wasn't listening and and then Jenna said she said to her she
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  said L hola and then lra goes who are
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  you talking to and then go she goes you and L goes I don't
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  deliver food oh my
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  God she thinks it's a servant's language
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  yeah Jenna was like oh okay we have to explain that somehow at some point that
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  that's not yeah that's that reminds me of the Mummy the
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  the one from the '90s where the guy's just the mummy's going to kill him he's
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  just praying in all the different languages and when he starts speaking
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  Hebrew like he like ah the language of the
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  slaves yes misunderstood what that was
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  that's good that's a that's a good
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  misunderstanding yes like that time my
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  niece I said oh you know aial is the only Disney princess who's not human and
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  she goes yeah and
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  Pocahontas and we're like what what
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  because he says they're not human yeah yeah movie and that is probably
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  confusing to children it's funny the Harper started being aware of what a
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  human is she'll she use the word human now it's very funny she used a big word
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  incorrectly the other day but it was so cleverly incorrect that I knew exactly
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  what she meant so we're in the bathroom here and the sun was setting outside and
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  the yellow light was pouring in through the window in like this really cinematic
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  way and she goes look dad imagination and it's like that's cool
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  that's wrong but I know what you mean yeah that's cool because anytime I've
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  used that word it's trying to conjure up some magical kind of thing and that's
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  what she was saying like look that's like real life magic that's nice
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  imagination yeah that's quite clever to like
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  know used one that got the feeling it's
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  good yeah yeah yeah that's right yeah
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  cool right nerdy stuff nerdy stuff okay so not Michael Jackson molestation news
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  we'll leave that for now the after party we'll do Elon in the after part how is
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  it more oh there's more I thought we moved on from that all
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  right switch to switch to switch L controversial I like the idea of it
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  you tolerate the switch yeah you have a switch I have a switch I've never I've
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  used it like three times yeah it's a door stop but it's it's a nice little do
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  man for a while the switch was my primary console I love mine yeah I got
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  my switch light that I take with me everywhere now but what's happening with
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  it what's the new news well so we saw that we we talked about switch 2 got
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  announced last week and they had a cool video some some fun stuff um just some
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  little details we don't know any technical stuff not that it really
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  matters with the switch because it's not about that it's about the games yeah
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  yeah definitely but one technical point that is important U because Nintendo is
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  [ __ ] this up a lot in the past the switch two will be backwards compatible
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  with uh with switch one okay mostly and
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  it's not clear what that means they said and let me make sure I
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  the the wording was um certain Nintendo switch games may
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  not be supported on or fully compatible with Nintendo switch 2 details will be
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  shared on the Nintendo website as a later date at a later date so don't know
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  what that means but other other than a few games it
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  sounds like it's G to be fine I I don't know why that would be the case yeah CU
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  I know that like it's something that Xbox and Playstation are really trying
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  to do have that backwards compa compatibility now yeah [ __ ] that up
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  too back in the day and learned a
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  lesson but then also I know a lot of people complain about not having
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  backwards compatibility but then are you really going back play whole games I
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  think it's more just about your library disappearing you know you want to you
• 26:47
  want to be able to carry that over yeah I think with the Xbox though it's not we
• 26:52
  don't even call it that anymore like backwards compatibility in a way because
• 26:56
  like series X backwards compatibility was actually better than that because it
• 27:00
  was like the games that I used to play on the 360 like say Assassin's Creed
• 27:04
  Odyssey now it's [ __ ] 60 frames and it's it's like it's not back compati
• 27:09
  it's [ __ ] better like we made them better so that's that's what I want is
• 27:15
  like yeah yeah I think that's why I keep saying like Microsoft is setting
• 27:19
  themselves up for the future they really are it's funny though
• 27:23
  every time so I listen to podcasts um where they talk about switch 2 it's just
• 27:28
  generally Tech podcasts that are not game Centric usually and they always
• 27:33
  talk about PlayStation and the switch and then whatever what is it whatever
• 27:39
  Microsoft's doing it's like what yeah it's just interesting to me that the xox
• 27:45
  are we now and I sort of don't get it because they're buying sort of
• 27:51
  everything under the sun and I think it's because Microsoft sort of given up
• 27:55
  on the console war PlayStation I think is
• 28:00
  to it still microft two like three separate things now cuz the Nintendo
• 28:05
  doing something completely different yeah yeah PlayStation's doing the
• 28:08
  PlayStation when was the last time
• 28:10
  Nintendo did a console like a switch is
• 28:16
  the conso now yeah the Wii U Wii U isn't
• 28:21
  really a console do you know I I mean it is I guess but it's a gimmick
• 28:26
  console that's the thing Nintendo's always been doing their own thing but I
• 28:30
  think Microsoft they they're starting to focus more on PC and cloud gaming and that's what
• 28:36
  they're they're doing whereas Sony is still PlayStation yeah and look yeah
• 28:42
  apparently it's doing very well for them I just it's just yeah I never realized
• 28:48
  well it doesn't come up very often because I only talk to you guys but um
• 28:51
  that people didn't you know to me Xbox is the platform I play games on yeah I
• 28:58
  have a PlayStation that I mind you yeah play PlayStation one and PlayStation 2 I
• 29:03
  wouldn't have dreamed of getting anything else that you know PlayStation
• 29:07
  was was it well the Xbox the first Xbox was good because once you modded it and
• 29:12
  it had a big [ __ ] hard drive in it like Dave's it just had all the games on
• 29:18
  it I say the best the best console ever was dream Dre Dreamcast yeah certainly
• 29:25
  the most misunderstood
• 29:29
  fishing rod controller as far basically SE just burnt Everyone by releasing what
• 29:35
  three consoles they released like 12 games on and then just abandoned them
• 29:39
  but by this one you really like it still got SE satin
• 29:44
  somewhere oh do you we actually have one
• 29:48
  nice I want to get a Mega CD and uhx still just to compl yeah you can play
• 29:54
  Doom mhm actually I can't play Doom back on those old
• 30:01
  consoles they just no I wouldn't they were horrible and just wasn't right
• 30:06
  basically play Doom on PC or your switch like that's it yeah so speaking of Doom
• 30:13
  right some Doom news this week they showed Dark Ages good thing out of the
• 30:18
  developer direct and it looks cool good fill me in because I I didn't but so
• 30:23
  it's like a prequel it's about and I was so confused that I did it I have to do
• 30:28
  deeper dive if I actually decide that I care about this they said it's what the
• 30:31
  Doom guy was up to in the Middle Ages right or the Dark Ages and I was like
• 30:36
  wasn't he just some [ __ ] dude on Mars in the future I my understanding and
• 30:40
  then the article said that yeah apparently there is Doom law and I guess
• 30:45
  they must have changed it for the new games because like maybe the new games are not
• 30:50
  actually I thought when I played Doom 2016 or whenever that came out I thought
• 30:56
  it was like you were steal the guy from doom doom the old the old Doom yeah so
• 31:03
  not cuz it doesn't make any sense cuz my the story of Doom the original game as I
• 31:08
  understand it is that you work on Mars and then scientists open a hell yeah
• 31:15
  like apparently as you do I don't know it's just fun going around killing
• 31:20
  things and then theame playing you guys games came out
• 31:26
  and it didn't make any sense I was like what doesn't [ __ ] matter matter it
• 31:28
  was stupid story anyway but apparently there is did they ever explain who the second
• 31:34
  guy was on the box art because it's Doom guy in the
• 31:37
  foreground and in the background there's another guy running towards him but it's
• 31:42
  a single player game there's no Co-op was it the multiplayer though yeah
• 31:48
  there was oh no of course yeah of course of course yeah yeah I don't think so it
• 31:55
  doesn't matter it didn't matter that's I'm not yeah I'm not going to go look
• 32:00
  into the law of the game I'm just going to play the hell out of it it's not Alan Wake
• 32:05
  no actually or something like Super Mario where they've been forced to make
• 32:11
  all these interconnected story lines because they've made so many [ __ ]
• 32:14
  games now and everyone with no connection yeah but now everyone loves
• 32:18
  it and they've got to work out who's who Super Mario Brothers 2 wasn't even a
• 32:22
  Mario game it was some um kind of like a middle eastern themed game and then they
• 32:28
  like put Mario instead they just swapped out the Sprites yeah yes Sprite swap I
• 32:34
  also think a lot of people probably don't realize that Mario is actually
• 32:38
  just a character from Donkey Kong Jumpman Jumpman yeah it didn't have a
• 32:43
  name well it wasn't named Mario certainly certainly wasn't named Mario
• 32:48
  Mario no I know we've talked about John t w Luigi whatever's [ __ ] Jimmy t y
• 32:55
  Luigi I did like there was another game that I
• 33:01
  did have Dr direct that I'm sort of looking forward to that's south of
• 33:05
  midnight oh yeah yeah yeah that's like kind of Louisiana big fish in the yeah cool yes
• 33:12
  that does look good that looks fun but the rest was I don't know was sort of a
• 33:15
  bit boring unfortunately I was actually hoping for I was really hoping for them to
• 33:21
  announce Final Fantasy 7 coming to Xbox but 2025 and look's most into ipated
• 33:28
  game is Final Fantasy 7 I'm dying to play that but Sony just keep giving them
• 33:34
  more money to keep it an exclusive when did that come out Final Fantasy 7 I was
• 33:39
  a teen a [ __ ] PS5 just for the weekend so you can play this a final
• 33:45
  fantasy 1997 so it's almost 30
• 33:49
  years I love that game I'm actually play
• 33:53
  too when I was 17
• 33:58
  yeah I haven't played any games this week uh I've been using my spare time
• 34:03
  for reading which we can talk about shortly but if you guys been playing
• 34:06
  stuff I have actually so I finished Indiana Jones as we discussed and then I
• 34:13
  gave up on 100% in it because of the bugs I'll may go back to that and I was
• 34:17
  going to play stalker because you
• 34:20
  said and then I was on my Xbox and I was trying to install Stalker and I needed
• 34:26
  to clean up some space face and then the Cyber Punk like icon was there and I was
• 34:33
  like I didn't play Phantom Liberty oh so so I clicked it and I started a new game
• 34:39
  and you can skip to the start of phantom Liberty which just means you don't have
• 34:44
  to do the heist at the start of the game like Luke you I think Dan you didn't
• 34:47
  really I've played The Heist like the three times I've tried to get into the
• 34:50
  game I've played that [ __ ] Heist you skip that you skip a bunch of the start
• 34:53
  stuff and you end up I think you start like level 15 or something like that it
• 34:57
  just skips a good chunk at the beginning and I was like that's pretty good cuz
• 34:59
  I've done that stuff so many times like restarting and then I've just immediately was just
• 35:06
  like like I [ __ ] love this game so I'm I've just been doing that what's
• 35:12
  wrong with me I never got around to finishing that but no I I installed a game I want to
• 35:17
  play Boulders Gate 3 oh cool I I was thinking about that this week too Ian
• 35:23
  I've got that on there too I should finish that yeah no just I've installed
• 35:26
  I haven't played it yet cuz I know that's something I'm going to have to
• 35:28
  sit down and commit to yes I keep looking at that and I keep looking at elen ring as
• 35:34
  well Elden ring I tried you did try yeah it's just how can you punish yourself by
• 35:41
  playing a Souls game yeah I know I beat the first big boss I think so I'm sure
• 35:47
  someone's going to like I um witness Nate uh assisted me with some details
• 35:53
  regarding how to [ __ ] get anywhere in this game it's so hard it's and then I
• 35:58
  got to a certain point where I beat a difficult fight and then I went that's enough I've
• 36:05
  achieved cuz you need to you need to actually like you can only fight like
• 36:09
  one enemy at a time you need to study the bosses that you're fighting and all
• 36:13
  about dodging and timing and I don't have time for that I just want run
• 36:18
  work and I saw these crazy people who go out and do like hitless
• 36:23
  runs have you heard likeit runs hitless runs like have gone through played had a
• 36:29
  stomach bug go through it and played like I'm not putting that on a thumbnail
• 36:34
  we will be we will be banned immediately if I put that on on a thumbnail there a
• 36:39
  guy played duck Souls one two three Olden ring like all of them back to back
• 36:43
  and no hit oh so had not been hit once and if he if he did get hit in one of
• 36:49
  the games he'd go back and start at the first one I was a girl that beat Elden
• 36:53
  ring with a playing with a Dance Pad I just I don't understand how because like
• 36:59
  I said the game just yeah it's not it's not for me it's just uh yeah I don't
• 37:04
  know just looks cool the setting yeah feels really awesome like but they just
• 37:09
  made a bit more of uh hack and slash
• 37:13
  right yeah i' I'd all in but if you could do like with uh you just want 3D
• 37:19
  Diablo yeah what's the Jedi full in order where you could turn kind of that
• 37:23
  aspect of it off where you lose all the experience all that kind of stuff like
• 37:26
  that game was fun when I didn't have to worry about that crap yeah yeah if I
• 37:30
  could do that I'd play it but no but I'm probably not going to end up
• 37:36
  playing BK because Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 comes out this week oh you
• 37:42
  finished the first I did not get very far in the first one but I know I would
• 37:46
  have liked it except the combat was atrocious
• 37:51
  yeah very complicated because they wanted to make it really realistic like
• 37:56
  yeah we're block and dodging was is what you would do more than actually
• 38:02
  slashing that game was so good and I played it and when I was playing it I
• 38:08
  was like this is so [ __ ] good um but
• 38:11
  it's also just too [ __ ] big like I didn't even get like you you leave the
• 38:17
  town you're in and you go to that first city I didn't get past that first city
• 38:21
  like there's just enough side quests in that City that when you've done heaps
• 38:26
  you feel like played a whole game I never even made it there I just the
• 38:30
  combat just was too clunky for me that's why as long as if they fix that there's
• 38:35
  I mean you could you can avoid a lot of combat you can avoid almost all of the
• 38:39
  combat in the game no I can't fair
• 38:45
  enough I played the start and I got into a fight with a guy who owed my dad money
• 38:50
  and he just beat the [ __ ] out of me and I was like I don't know how to play this
• 38:54
  game and then I went to jail and burnt to death
• 38:59
  right and got an achievement for it I did throw mud at someone's house I think
• 39:05
  oh no all those people die all those houses burn down spoiler it happens just
• 39:09
  after all the bits you've played yeah didn't get that far you actually you
• 39:13
  have to tap X so you dig the grave for your dad and his body's there it's
• 39:18
  pouring rain and you digging the grave
• 39:22
  yeah oh the sequel is coming the sequel the yeah the sequel I think that will
• 39:26
  fix a of that stuff and well fix stuff for me to make it more accessible like
• 39:30
  if you look at the the first Witcher The Witch of three I completely agree I complet I put
• 39:37
  Witcher on going I bet this is a great game but I'm not going to learn how to
• 39:42
  play it game but I played Witcher but I played it a long time ago when it was
• 39:47
  like and you had when it was like oh this is kind of new and you know yeah
• 39:54
  now it's like oh it's clunky but it didn't feel clunky at the time it was
• 39:57
  more advanced than the other clunky [ __ ] we had and you got
• 40:02
  pictur did that so well like it took away the
• 40:08
  barrier two was good as well but I think didn't piss off the loved witches one
• 40:13
  and two see I say which of two is good maybe it's not now back that feel the
• 40:19
  same load times on it were atrocious oh really I tried to play that if I
• 40:23
  remember so I did I didn't finish that but which of three is
• 40:27
  we're spoiled these days gu 3 is [ __ ] excellent
• 40:34
  yeah met Edris Elba in Phantom Liberty
• 40:38
  oh the just the the start quest of
• 40:45
  phantom Liberty is just [ __ ] nuts like I feel like luk did you ever do it
• 40:51
  did it I did I can't remember it though but I need to go the with the [ __ ]
• 40:55
  big Mech thing oh yes and yep [ __ ]
• 40:59
  hell man so good like you just yeah you get sucked into this the [ __ ]
• 41:05
  president ship crashes and you got to go get the president and it's go from La
• 41:09
  yeah and it's like [ __ ] nonstop and and then you go you're in this old uh
• 41:14
  facility where they've got old war machines and there's like this big Mech
• 41:18
  and then the the Netrunner with you hacks the mech but then something goes
• 41:21
  wrong and the mech goes crazy and then you just have this big fight with a Mech it's sick
• 41:28
  so good I should go and finish that I never finish pretty good never finish
• 41:33
  it's just like it's like playing a movie it's like really well done like I I
• 41:38
  understand that you know it had problems at launch I liked it anyway and then but
• 41:43
  now they've just like it's just so [ __ ] incredible still The Annoying Thing I
• 41:49
  still go back to the annoying thing about the problems at launch if they had
• 41:52
  have just gone we're not releasing on the old consoles problem Sol
• 41:57
  they could have just put their resources into the new version like even though we
• 42:02
  got bugs they weren't they weren't the end of the world they playable yeah
• 42:06
  imagine if they had a focused on that would have been great and because they
• 42:10
  had to strip out like content and gameplay in order to focus on the bugs
• 42:14
  and stuff because now in the newer updates in Phantom Liberty you know like
• 42:17
  all the fixes the guys you get jobs from they have personalities and you can go
• 42:21
  talk to them whereas before they just send you text messages now it's like
• 42:25
  it's more it just feels more like a I kind of wish I had have waited to play
• 42:30
  it yeah cuz I can't go back and play a game cuz I unfortunately because AI room
• 42:35
  G the way is b y so I can't go back and play it but I've know I've missed out on
• 42:40
  a lot sure yeah there's even more customization options oh the clothing
• 42:45
  Works differently now cuz when it launched the clothing had stats and so
• 42:50
  you it was kind of like uh disco alium where you have to look ridiculous right
• 42:56
  because you need the stats whereas now clothing is completely UNL from any
• 43:02
  statistical benefit so you can wear whatever you want yeah and your armor is
• 43:07
  still have your dick out you can you can have your P or your V out in my case
• 43:12
  it's a v V's v i a it
• 43:17
  is I played as a guy and now I'm gonna play as a
• 43:22
  lady I was considering starting Assassin's Creed Odyssey from the the start and
• 43:28
  playing um just because the brothers are [ __ ]
• 43:33
  with he can't go anywhere without getting [ __ ] by
• 43:39
  dudes maybe that's just the way you're playing him just standing out some kind
• 43:45
  of vibe yeah well while we're talking about
• 43:49
  games we did mention El on last week and he playing a games and it turned out
• 43:55
  it's true he did choose
• 44:00
  but's well he says everybody does it so if in order to be a top player in what
• 44:06
  is it Path of Exile or Diablo 4 you have you have to cheat and pay for fair
• 44:12
  enough but you've said you weren't yeah for a while so you know yeah so he's
• 44:17
  paying other people to play for him right that's what everyone does
• 44:20
  apparently is that how it works he's saying he hasn't done that but he's
• 44:24
  buying stuff of other people I know how that works all right I don't know it's
• 44:30
  just I haven't played pa of Exile I Haven played jaet 4 and I I thought it
• 44:36
  was say he was saying all the best like players in you know other countries and
• 44:42
  around the world just have people level them up right that's how you get
• 44:48
  characters up to top level is you just pay someone to do it here you go
• 44:51
  regarding po that was your [ __ ] job was it your intention to take full
• 44:56
  credit for living up your character right no never claim that that's you
• 45:02
  claimed you were the best at the game and you were the first person to have
• 45:05
  your character there but but it's I guess yeah it's all the top account from
• 45:12
  a certain point of view like if I say I'm the fastest driver in the world and
• 45:16
  I've just paid McLaren 50 bajillion doll to build me a [ __ ] car like I'm not
• 45:20
  lying I didn't do anything but here's the thing like if that's how you want to play it
• 45:27
  if you don't want to do the early bits of the game cuz they're too hard you
• 45:30
  want someone to level you up so you just go around and [ __ ] okay fine but just
• 45:35
  tell everyone you're the best okay fine I'm busy as well but I also don't go
• 45:40
  around trying to tell people I'm the [ __ ] best at things it's like if I
• 45:43
  said oh yeah I'm playing Phantom Liberty oh this this gentleman that I'm paying
• 45:47
  to get me to the level is playing Phantom Liberty and then when he's gets
• 45:51
  me to level 5050 I'll take I'll play a bit and I'll talk about how I'm the best
• 45:55
  at it yeah yeah yeah yeah like it's weird it's very weird if it wasn't for
• 46:01
  him sitting behind a chess master until he's made the second to last move and
• 46:05
  they go away let me yeah exactly what it's like yeah but if he just didn't
• 46:11
  tell like Bragg about how good he was
• 46:14
  and Care also this that way that's just
• 46:18
  not how I want to play games people play games a competitive levelon don't know I
• 46:25
  honestly don't think so I think like the the top players up at his level are
• 46:30
  probably playing the game because the people who were reviewing his sing were
• 46:35
  going just by able watching him play go no he should be doing this or he's doing
• 46:39
  that like they they know the about it yeah yeah yeah but also no one has the
• 46:44
  money to pay people to play games for them except Elon Musk
• 46:48
  types these other people are just people who have their job is to play games so
• 46:54
  they don't have the time constraints that we yeah like I don't want somebody to level
• 46:59
  me up I want to do it that's the point of playing the [ __ ] game yeah well
• 47:05
  yeah maybe we just built different he did also lie about D and so oh actually
• 47:10
  I have some news about that do you there are DND D tournaments oh no like competitive
• 47:17
  tournaments competitive tournaments am I going to have to apologize going to have to
• 47:22
  apologize I don't know if he won one but I forget I thought you were a lying [ __ ] turns
• 47:29
  out you're not a liar in this case this specific case reading an article I
• 47:36
  forget who it was it was um an article from the Creator Fallout
• 47:41
  um like original Fallout the guy with the YouTube channel what his name the
• 47:47
  guy original has a YouTube channel he actually talking about how he's trying
• 47:52
  to track down someone who won a D and D tournament back in the day by having
• 47:57
  this super powerful monk character so what it was is they they
• 48:02
  give like these people characters so you build your own character you get like a
• 48:05
  million experience points and you can decide how to use it and then you got to
• 48:08
  run through a gauntlet so
• 48:12
  right all right all right so it's designed to kill you basically so it's
• 48:18
  more standing more of a D and D of like the the story anything it's more about
• 48:23
  building fighting that's true I I will I do apologize Elon
• 48:29
  I'm sorry and I will go back to the book and just see if that fits with what was
• 48:34
  said and then maybe I can continue the book now and not only that Matt I think
• 48:39
  if if it turns out that he was completely right and you were completely
• 48:42
  wrong you're have to buy a Tesla you become a Tesla owner but we do also have
• 48:49
  to say Elon you're still a [ __ ] we got some or on new we broke you
• 48:54
  for the Afterparty he did some prob arguably most Nazi news goes to straight
• 48:59
  to the after party doesn't it by as a rle yeah yeah yeah I'll say this though
• 49:03
  I saw a matte black Tesla the other day
• 49:07
  oh no no we don't have cyber trucks
• 49:12
  no I've seen a now have you like them I like them I know you know what I saw the
• 49:18
  other day as a I think it was real on Instagram but it was a cyber truck that
• 49:24
  had just been graffitied oh and it and I was like it just looks [ __ ] sick it
• 49:29
  like looks like it's in cyber Punk yeah yeah yeah well I mean without it it
• 49:34
  looks low poly like it looks like from
• 49:37
  some kind of sick PS1 game but yeah this a photo video of someone walking through
• 49:43
  a parking lot there was a cyber truck and it just had like been all spray
• 49:45
  painted and graffiti and tagged and stuff and I was just like just looks
• 49:48
  sick that's the future that is the sort of fear you have with owning a Tesla at
• 49:52
  the moment people graffiting it and keying them especially right now yeah yeah a lot of
• 49:58
  people people just see Tesla and just key him but I I'm kind of worried about
• 50:04
  that if I was to have a really nice car anyway like I think there's a quot for
• 50:08
  me of like nice but still under the radar yeah you know yeah I mean we just
• 50:14
  we talk about more the the Tesla's been a bit weird because it's kind of flipped
• 50:18
  in a way but we'll yeah we'll talk about
• 50:20
  that but even um uh [ __ ] Top Gear I'm [ __ ] you know can't anyone's name
• 50:27
  when when I need to summon him up Jeremy Clarkson thank you yes he said he sold
• 50:32
  his [ __ ] Ferrari because people just kept spitting on it like you see a
• 50:37
  Ferrari [ __ ] you like yeah it's weird right never crossed my mind to do that
• 50:43
  no I us should take a photo GK at it yeah yeah yeah yeah like I sent you guys
• 50:48
  that one in Newport that I saw I was that's a [ __ ] nice VAR I'll send l a
• 50:53
  photo of it yeah and then you sped on it you know what I saw that wasn't spit
• 50:59
  Luke I saw the Ferrari um
• 51:04
  SUV oh yeah they're horrible didn't even know they were there was any in
• 51:08
  Australia there's at least one [ __ ] seen it I see a lot of here is the
• 51:13
  Porsche the Porsche yeah they are
• 51:16
  hideous I don't understand why you like I don't know maybe the nice inside I've
• 51:21
  never seen inside but like if you going bu a Porche by 911 what are you
• 51:24
  doing people who they're buying it for the status and the badge sure yes well I
• 51:31
  tell I guarantee I tell you who it's guys who want a Porsche whose wife goes
• 51:35
  no we've got three kids we're getting an
• 51:38
  SUV and he's like f por SUV
• 51:43
  yeah yeah no it's no you should not do that if you buy you're going to buy a
• 51:48
  Porsche buy a Porsche they're not cheap if you want to if you want one that's
• 51:51
  like affordable you're getting one from like like spending so much money on I
• 51:58
  mean in my op we have an SUV we have a Volkswagen Atlas right which I think is
• 52:03
  very nice I think it's very nice and I don't know why you would need to spend
• 52:07
  more than that like I think arguably we could have not spent that much on it to
• 52:11
  be hon yeah to be frank but but you don't have that Porsche badge yeah cuz
• 52:17
  here's the thing any new car made after
• 52:21
  like 2020 nice is [ __ ] nice like yeah they've all got touch screen they've all
• 52:27
  got everything even the shittest cars have the latest gear in them
• 52:33
  now just just a new car is nice you don't you don't need the
• 52:38
  badge give me one sec I'm just going to check on something I don't have a car I have a
• 52:45
  scooter yeah ah I yeah I have a very old
• 52:50
  scooter oh yeah I suppose it is quite it's the same one you've always had
• 52:53
  right no no I got a new one oh got a three- wheel one now oh do you I've got
• 53:00
  there two wheels at the front and then one at the back and it's I could for a
• 53:04
  really good price it was it's a super old model it's like
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  2013 okay but it had only done 2,000 km
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  oh [ __ ] and it's like there was like a little bit of a scuff mark evidently
• 53:18
  like the person who had it like they dropped it and then never rode it again
• 53:22
  yeah right and so I got it quite get back on it yeah oh it's amazing and it's
• 53:27
  quite nice and I'm never two whe front one at the back the reverse tricycle
• 53:33
  it's a reverse tricycle and I can stop at lights and not have to put my feet
• 53:39
  down oh [ __ ] nice
• 53:44
  nice but nothing fancy on it yeah no fair enough no not like the
• 53:50
  new B new bikes you get cruise control automatic indicators Bluetooth really
• 53:55
  holy [ __ ] I was about to say what what else could a motorbike have but there
• 53:58
  you go they got a lot these days do you listen to stuff on your scooter yep I
• 54:05
  just use my Google head headon cool I did have speakers in my
• 54:11
  helmet for a while but I went Charing everything so oh you just have your earbuds and
• 54:18
  then your helmet yeah that can't that cannot be legal yeah is that legal no
• 54:23
  way they got a check no way that's legal pulled over here right once right I
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  think I told the story before I had I had gone for a walk and uh and I was
• 54:32
  driving like at the park up the road and I was driving back just up a road it's
• 54:35
  like five minutes and I to let my airpods in just because i' had been
• 54:39
  listening to a podcast or whatever I had on the way from home from the gym every
• 54:43
  time I come back yeah so I'm driving along and the cop pulls me over and I'm
• 54:47
  like what's this about and then he comes up and he go he's like say you're
• 54:50
  traveling and not driving I said no there cops are nice around here um
• 54:57
  and I said uh mostly nice he said pull over I said no actually I don't and he
• 55:01
  said oh you you're not allowed to drive with earphones in and I was like oh okay
• 55:06
  fair enough I didn't question first yeah gave him my license stuff he went back
• 55:10
  presumably to give me a ticket and then he came back like five 10 minutes later
• 55:14
  and he go he goes actually I checked in you are allowed one in so and he and he
• 55:20
  goes and he and he goes I'll be honest I I didn't know whether you had one or two
• 55:24
  in so I've just decided call it a day just be aware yeah oh
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  thanks yeah yeah but most cops if you do something like that they will more give
• 55:36
  you a warning than a so many warnings privilege but like I pulled
• 55:42
  over like literally for speeding yeah right like and they go ah don't do it
• 55:47
  again it's just the opposite of what you see
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  online Australia want to [ __ ] give you a ticket for speeding speeding yes
• 55:57
  but everything else you can sort of talk your way but my experience is that the
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  cops here are way nicer that's what you see you see online though is people
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  arguing with the cops a second they there yeah yeah I don't do that [ __ ]
• 56:10
  I can't watch those videos I can you'll never believe what this woman says to
• 56:14
  this cop yeah I won't I don't want to [ __ ] hear it and not because I'm I'm
• 56:18
  some [ __ ] fascist I know people have problems with the police but I'm just
• 56:22
  yeah you know recently I went I was driving through a town in in
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  Massachusetts I wasn't that familiar with and I literally turned and drove up
• 56:32
  the wrong way up a oneway street a cop sto like saw me pulled me over and I was
• 56:37
  like well I'm getting a ticket for sure yeah and he said what are you doing mate
• 56:40
  and I said oh my GPS told me to come up here and he goes oh really well don't do
• 56:43
  that again see you later I was like all right thanks
• 56:48
  yeah there's uh this where I drive Harper to school every day down Victoria
• 56:55
  Road back there's a bus and so many [ __ ] just like
• 57:00
  wearing gridlock and they're like no one to go in the bus SL I'm a
• 57:06
  genius who just goes there every day he sits just slightly into the corner of a
• 57:12
  um side street hide in Australia are they here they can hide oh I think that
• 57:19
  you could hide cuz there cameras and stuff they're they're not hiding they no
• 57:23
  they're just okay maybe I'm misremembering that with the cameras they can't the cameras
• 57:29
  they got to have signs up say there a camera coming up but for a cop car okay
• 57:34
  yeah yeah but also with with the bus lines don't they have cameras everywhere
• 57:39
  for them as well oh I'm sure they do yeah I got a ticket for a bus lane in uh
• 57:45
  bath in England oh like six months after I got back and and it was like I got a
• 57:51
  letter that said you owe was like £85 or something for driving in the bus lane
• 57:55
  and because it had been sent over from the UK it had been sent to to Europe car
• 58:00
  where I rented the car and they had photocopied it and sent it to me and the
• 58:04
  date on it it was like basically overdue by a week already when I got it and the
• 58:10
  photo was just a blurry photocopied mess and so it's like what other than pay
• 58:15
  this what am I going to do can't even tell that's me yeah so I just paid it
• 58:19
  yeah yeah sometimes it's just easier because I would like to go back to
• 58:24
  England at some point yeah yeah all right should we discuss
• 58:28
  something nerdy before we finish before we go to the after party because we're
• 58:34
  getting quite close to the uh to the end of the main show now I've got to tell
• 58:38
  you about this book that I've been reading you know when you start reading
• 58:43
  like book one of a series you know almost exclusively in the science
• 58:47
  fiction or fantasy genres and it just clicks with you so much you're like well
• 58:51
  this is just what I do with my life now I just read these books like the last
• 58:55
  time that happened to me I think was when I read Dune and I was like a third
• 58:59
  into the first book going well I've got to read all the [ __ ] books now no you
• 59:03
  don't yeah you do um it's happening to me right now with
• 59:09
  the books of the new son um the new son
• 59:13
  book of the new son old Series yeah I think the first one was published in the
• 59:17
  80s Dark Fantasy well it's been described as science fiction
• 59:23
  masquerading as fantasy interesting
• 59:27
  um it's kind of set well it's set on Earth but like a million years in the
• 59:31
  future and the sun's starting to dim and all this stuff and it's it's almost like
• 59:37
  one of those kind of so far in the future that we're now in a kind of new
• 59:41
  medieval-ish type of thing but there's still some technology and a little bit
• 59:45
  of magic um I guess it probably falls into the category of grim dark as well
• 59:50
  like it's just it's pretty [ __ ] Bleak just ble F but it's just it's just it's
• 59:55
  just got me just [ __ ] cooked to me and I've already bought the next two
• 59:59
  books yeah that's all I've been doing just Le my spare time picking this book
• 1:00:04
  up yeah yeah right I've been reading the expans books but I've been a while so
• 1:00:10
  well I'll be reading this for a while y when you're done the expans is very good
• 1:00:15
  yeah [ __ ] I never finished the series actually it's funny the books in some
• 1:00:20
  ways I think the series is way better than the books and in other ways I think
• 1:00:25
  the books are better and I think it depends on whether I like a character or
• 1:00:27
  not because the books some like the the show has more stuff in it and
• 1:00:34
  particularly some characters are expanded whereas when I and I when I
• 1:00:37
  read the book I was like oh good I don't have to read any of that any of that
• 1:00:39
  crap that I don't care about yeah but then it's also missing some stuff that I
• 1:00:44
  liked yeah show the for the same reasons which is sort of strange normally you
• 1:00:48
  sort of like one over the other but sort of weird that you're sort of finding
• 1:00:52
  both both they're both good yeah that rarely happens but when that
• 1:00:57
  happens that's that's awesome it's Both Worlds this one particularly the fourth
• 1:01:02
  book I enjoyed the book way more than I enjoyed that season of the show
• 1:01:08
  okay um oh speaking of that just before we end uh so this is also the experience
• 1:01:15
  so they're now looking at pulling that from like UK streaming services again so
• 1:01:20
  there's a big talk about how while physical media is the best media again
• 1:01:25
  because yeah people are just losing access to stuff again and yeah I've been
• 1:01:30
  seeing that a lot like the 4K D you know Blu-rays are where you should be getting
• 1:01:36
  your stuff because that will be in your house they can't take it away from you I
• 1:01:40
  forgot you could still buy things on Blu-ray yeah you can I'm not even I mean
• 1:01:46
  I I know as soon as you said I'm like of course you can but like I just never
• 1:01:49
  think about it right I mean I think most people don't even buy anything like that
• 1:01:53
  anymore they just stream [ __ ] on Netflix yeah yeah and occasion a movie I think
• 1:02:00
  from from Netflix or not Netflix don't do but uh whatever yeah
• 1:02:06
  Prime buy movies on Xbox every now and again but I'm not actually buying them
• 1:02:12
  I've stopped buying them on digital because you don't actually own them yeah
• 1:02:17
  I'm I am skeptical of it now so and I'm also interested to know like CU I think
• 1:02:24
  it started with the whole Buster SC so people lost purchase it if they get the
• 1:02:29
  rights again in the future do they have it again or do they have to buy it again
• 1:02:34
  and you know what it is too it's not so much that I would buy them I think if if
• 1:02:39
  it was permanent but the problem is when I buy a movie right generally speaking I
• 1:02:46
  will buy a movie I go I like that movie I will want to watch that at some point
• 1:02:50
  so I will buy it and then I will have it in my collection Yes except now I don't
• 1:02:55
  it's like why would I buy that I don't even know be there when I want to watch
• 1:02:59
  it y like yeah so they've they've burnt me on that now and I think what was it
• 1:03:05
  Europe that brought in the thing like they have to make it a bit clearer that
• 1:03:08
  you're not buying it thing that's not really fixing the issue no it just means
• 1:03:13
  I know not to do it now yeah unless unless I'm going to watch it right now I
• 1:03:17
  won't do it because like literally next week it could be
• 1:03:21
  gone probably not within a week this is the exact reverse of the conversation
• 1:03:26
  that we because we we abandoned physical media the quickest out of anyone we were
• 1:03:31
  early adopters of of the digital is so convenient when until it isn't well
• 1:03:37
  there' be times where I would I would have the DVD sitting there but I'd sort
• 1:03:42
  of sail away to get a different copy of it so I didn't have to get up and get
• 1:03:46
  the disc out because it was just easier
• 1:03:52
  yeah oh I don't know why I did mention this earlier just on the subject of
• 1:03:56
  sailing away I sailed away at some point and uh and then last night rewatched
• 1:04:01
  dial of Destiny oh well how was it still pretty good yeah
• 1:04:08
  um I the the the opening CGI with his
• 1:04:14
  face is is way worse than I remembered from in the theater I wonder if it just
• 1:04:20
  didn't look as clear at the theater or something yeah I was watch last night I
• 1:04:24
  was watching I was like [ __ ] that's distracting could it be the fact you
• 1:04:26
  sailed away for it or I mean it's 4K copy of it 4K copy was very crisp I
• 1:04:33
  think that's the problem is that it was too crisp um and I was very aware of his
• 1:04:38
  old man voice oh yeah in a way that I wasn't I think I was kind of just like
• 1:04:43
  enamored with it when I sawed the movies this time when he talk [ __ ] Nazis I'm
• 1:04:48
  like oh my God that's old Harrison Ford yeah yeah with a young face cged on him
• 1:04:53
  because I've only seen it sort the movies me too me too um it's good it's
• 1:04:59
  did you guys see that craving the hunter I know you're not going to watch it Matt
• 1:05:03
  but I'll probably will watch it at some point not watch it oh watch streaming
• 1:05:08
  people notice something really really [ __ ] in it and I mean by all accounts
• 1:05:13
  it's not good but um there's one part where I guess they went back in and had
• 1:05:18
  to redo something where it's a still
• 1:05:21
  image a still of the woman with a mouth
• 1:05:25
  saying the line superimposed on
• 1:05:29
  no watch it watch it right now click through what oh my
• 1:05:36
  God they thought they could get away with that that's atrocious that's in a
• 1:05:41
  movie that's in a Hollywood movie
• 1:05:48
  no they made a blink like e cuz otherwise it wouldn't be
• 1:05:54
  realistic that's very strange that reminds me of I watched a great video
• 1:05:58
  about is that that Madam Web movie is the one with Dakota name is of stuff in
• 1:06:05
  yeah and it was like this guy did this whole Deep dive he said like I don't
• 1:06:08
  know why I've put so much time into this but it was just like that mie so many
• 1:06:13
  weird things like this and he was just trying to piece together what the [ __ ]
• 1:06:16
  happened he's like they've completely changed the story line in post by
• 1:06:21
  removing something's been removed or and whenever they they talk about this
• 1:06:26
  McGuffin or this particular thing you is literally nobody's mouth is moving and
• 1:06:31
  you can tell that thing did not exist in the movie originally and whenever
• 1:06:35
  someone mentions it it cuts away and then they go the thing isn't there also
• 1:06:40
  doing some relationship where he's like um because I'm your brother and like
• 1:06:47
  every time that's mentioned is also no one's faing nobody's mouth yeah exactly
• 1:06:52
  CU otherwise brothers or people are going to wonder why they're not sleeping
• 1:06:56
  together son just don't care anymore do
• 1:06:58
  they it's super weird yeah I mean if
• 1:07:04
  they get this reminds I guess like when Suicide Squad they said they didn't like
• 1:07:08
  it and they were just like I'll just pay someone else to make another movie out
• 1:07:11
  of this movie that we don't think is very good it's almost like that like but
• 1:07:15
  just with all of these they're doing it now yeah but like let's not forget like
• 1:07:20
  remember when Spider-Man came out like they were on [ __ ] fire yeah the the
• 1:07:25
  Sam ones yeah like the 2000's ones I thought movies couldn't get better than
• 1:07:30
  that when Spider-Man 2 came out sper is very good [ __ ] toy McGuire was on not
• 1:07:36
  to fcking what's yeah I've jumped a shot
• 1:07:41
  the Tom oh Tom Holland Tom Holland was on TV of something and I said something
• 1:07:46
  about spider being Spider-Man I said yeah I relate to Spiderman and qu just
• 1:07:51
  goes that's not the Spider-Man you'd be no you beat a bob with a bad back the
• 1:07:58
  one from the spiderverse no she didn't even say that
• 1:08:02
  she just said like out of the out of all the spidies like I'm the I'm Toby
• 1:08:06
  Maguire and I was like but I like him and he's actually my Spider-Man but I'm
• 1:08:11
  still offended that you think I'm I'm the Toby Maguire of the Toby Maguire
• 1:08:15
  Andrew Garfield and tomand tomand I definitely don't think any of other the
• 1:08:21
  Tom Holland no no no like Tom Holland I listen to him on a podcast talking about
• 1:08:27
  his non-alcoholic beer company Bureau yeah yeah because he said Al want to
• 1:08:33
  drink anymore yeah and then but also wanted to have fun at parties or
• 1:08:38
  whatever and I was yeah yeah go to the pub that's that was it yeah he said I
• 1:08:41
  want have something to drink when I'm there so which I mean that that does exist
• 1:08:46
  already he didn't have to but I can see why that would have and no one buys
• 1:08:52
  it I buy it I also drink normal beer too I
• 1:08:59
  imagine going into a pub and buying a non-alcoholic beer on top so my problem
• 1:09:03
  is and you've both experienced this is when I go out I drink nervously drink
• 1:09:09
  way too much and and get way too drunk too quickly you both
• 1:09:14
  cabs amongst other things and so what I do now particularly like if I go to a
• 1:09:19
  wedding I did this at a wedding um last year is that I will kind of go one for
• 1:09:23
  one I'll get a uh like a normal beer or whatever and I'll get a nonalcoholic
• 1:09:28
  beer as well okay I just want to make it perfectly clear if you're drinking with
• 1:09:32
  a woman you have to tell her that that's what you're doing wait what you you you can't
• 1:09:38
  pretend to get drunk while she's getting drunk I just want to make that perect
• 1:09:43
  perfectly clear that what you're describing is doing no but I just know
• 1:09:49
  that that's a thing that those kind of guys do right is it oh
• 1:09:55
  that sucks I have heard of those stories where they also like even buy a drink
• 1:09:59
  and then they'll I'll give us a shot of vodka in there as well
• 1:10:03
  and trying to get her drunk as quickly as possible I see what you're saying so
• 1:10:08
  I'll get myself a little cheky little athletic Brewing yeah and I'll get
• 1:10:15
  her forer into that beer I will not be
• 1:10:19
  doing that be very clear so so I I said it in a week I must I didn't mean to
• 1:10:25
  know accusing me doing my lawyer has advised me to leave this show for the
• 1:10:30
  listeners to know that that's not what we were say we're not saying I don't
• 1:10:35
  think that's what he was saying I know but that's
• 1:10:39
  what I'm agreeing with him I'm saying he's not I'm saying he's not date rap
• 1:10:46
  already got her drunk and convinced her to marry me I'm good you have a daughter
• 1:10:50
  now you're just preparing for the future what you need to prepare her for to
• 1:10:53
  explain to her yes yeah sure I'm hyper sensitive to it now kids don't drink
• 1:10:58
  very much these days that's the other thing I learned oh
• 1:11:01
  really certainly not the way we used to
• 1:11:04
  yeah yeah may maybe you live in yeah well I mean this is I've been told this
• 1:11:11
  this is they smoke more over the places kids would drink even if they were but I
• 1:11:16
  think they smoke a lot more over there now yeah they Vape yeah the young ones
• 1:11:21
  VAP here too yeah but they can do it legally with THC
• 1:11:26
  some states in some states here on the street though even if it's yeah oh
• 1:11:32
  really it's completely legal just smoke you smoke a joint on the street if you
• 1:11:36
  want to some states not all St right okay okay okay so is this the Afterparty
• 1:11:42
  did we already move over no but now that you mentioned it the Afterparty is
• 1:11:46
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• 1:11:52
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