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- 0:00I said, "Wait, wait, wait. Everything that goes wrong is not your fault. NASA does everything
- 0:04perfectly." And he says, "Who is at fault then?" And I said, "It's the U.S. military."
- 0:09And he said, "When would you like to come?"
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- 2:17So, but for Orth and Nation later in the year in November in Vegas that I'll be coming over
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- 3:36Leading straight in to our guest this week, the amazing New York Times bestseller, Tess
- 3:43Garrison is with us, which we cannot wait. We'll chat with her shortly. But first,
- 3:48a listener question from another amazing recent guest that we had, Lisa Gardner.
- 3:54Lisa Gardner, thank you so much for joining us the other week for the interview and for
- 3:58sticking around for a listener question. So you have something for us. What you got?
- 4:03So this is my favorite question to ask all authors. What do you do to get yourself inspired and start writing for the day?
- 4:10Oh, I don't think Doug can say
- 4:18A jog naked through the pasture with a horse. I don't know
- 4:26Mostly I think the big thing for me is I like to
- 4:30One, when I'm working on a book, and I just finished a book this weekend, so I'm actually
- 4:35at that point where I'm just going through.
- 4:36So now it's like, for the moment, I'm not thinking about anything except for what the
- 4:40book was, so I can go back through and do my read through.
- 4:42But when I'm working in the middle of a book, it's constantly going in my head.
- 4:46So kind of we talked about the guy who writes for an hour, I'm like, to me, I think they
- 4:49would be perfect because I'm working on that thing right up to the moment.
- 4:52So I'm ready to get the keyboard burning.
- 4:55Usually though, I still have to have a little coffee in the morning.
- 4:59I do my coffee and my wordle first thing and then I jump into writing.
- 5:02So I like it.
- 5:03Wordle, wordle is the key to your success.
- 5:05This is what you heard it now.
- 5:09It's going to be the credit in the front of the book.
- 5:12I credit these first pages to wordle.
- 5:14Credit wordle, credit wordle.
- 5:15So I'm going to do that credit wordle and I'm like, what?
- 5:17I don't even know this word.
- 5:18What the heck is going on?
- 5:20Yeah, I pretty much just put my ass in the seat.
- 5:23As we talked about in the show, you know, it's a it's a business
- 5:26and I kind of treat it that way.
- 5:27And I think I probably could do with a better system of preparing myself for the writing
- 5:34side of it to get going.
- 5:35I love this thing that we talked about with the chap who sets aside the time, so he's
- 5:39really keen to do it.
- 5:40But the first thing I normally do is read through either what I wrote the day before
- 5:45or the last part of what I wrote the day before.
- 5:48And then I look at my notes because I try and make some notes at the end of the day
- 5:51if I left it hot, as you call it, in the middle of something.
- 5:54So I can kind of jump back in there.
- 5:56But generally speaking, I try, I find I'm more creative in the mornings.
- 6:01So I try and get writing done right away.
- 6:04I'm kind of an early riser.
- 6:05So normally I message Doug when I get up because he's not an early riser and it annoys the
- 6:12shit out of him because he forgets to turn his phone off.
- 6:14I do get up at 6.30 in the morning.
- 6:16So I'm not the early riser, but he's like waking up before the chicken and raw.
- 6:19He's getting better.
- 6:20I think over the years we've known each other now, I've coerced him into getting up earlier
- 6:24by annoying him with messages before he gets up.
- 6:26- I'm the O-Dark 30 writer.
- 6:28I feel like it's best before you start thinking
- 6:29too much about the day.
- 6:31- And do you have a routine?
- 6:32Do you have anything that has to be in place
- 6:34or going for you to sit down and start?
- 6:37- My process is very similar to yours.
- 6:39I'm first thing in the morning
- 6:40and I start with what I wrote the day before.
- 6:42'Cause proofing what I already did is less intimidating.
- 6:45And then by definition, you start thinking,
- 6:46"I can fix it, I can fix it."
- 6:48And then by definition, that also leads you to,
- 6:50Okay, and now this is what we're often running. I cannot write in the afternoons for love,
- 6:57nor money. At 3 p.m. if you told me to plant my butt in the seat and produce, you know, a thousand
- 7:03words, I would just curl up in the seat and take a nap. I'm not going to lie. So it's interesting,
- 7:07the bio rhythms like piece of it, like morning, I kind of got to find your fit.
- 7:12I've kind of found the rhythm here. We have to drive into town to go to a gym. So we kind of
- 7:20gym about 2.30 or so. The exercising is always an idea starter for me. And so if I have any
- 7:29kind of problem in the manuscript or what have you, I chew it over while I'm, and I normally come
- 7:33up with some kind of solution. So that gives me a little burst of energy when I come back
- 7:37because I've kind of fixed something. Well, that's kind of what I do. I'll draft something and then
- 7:42I'll go walk with the dogs in the mountains. And in the afternoon, if anything, I can revise,
- 7:49But I can't carry on.
- 7:50Like it's like, but it's like while I'm walking,
- 7:53oh wait, that's going to be a problem.
- 7:55Oh wait, you had the scene like, you know,
- 7:57100 pages ago, the beans, you got to count for that kind of.
- 8:00It's like, the rest of the light bulbs go on.
- 8:03- That old shit moment when you realized
- 8:06that you just screwed up something back
- 8:08in the first third, brilliant.
- 8:09- It was brilliant.
- 8:10No, not so much so.
- 8:12- So well.
- 8:13Hey, thank you so much.
- 8:15Great question.
- 8:15We really appreciate you sticking around.
- 8:18This has been a blast. Thank you so much.
- 8:24Tess Garrison, welcome to the show. This is an absolute delight and an honor to have you here.
- 8:29Oh, thank you. Thank you for having me.
- 8:31Exciting times with another book coming out soon, which we'll talk about in a little bit.
- 8:36But first of all, give the listeners who've been living under a rock for the last 30 years,
- 8:43give us a little bit of info on how you first started getting interested in writing and when
- 8:47when you were first published?
- 8:48- I knew I was a writer when I was seven years old.
- 8:50And that seems to be a universal age
- 8:52for a lot of writers I know.
- 8:55Seven is when we I self-identify what we're gonna be.
- 8:58Instead of being a policeman or a nurse
- 9:00or anybody else, I wanted to be a writer.
- 9:02But then I ended up going to medical school.
- 9:04So I became a doctor somewhere in the middle there
- 9:06and really didn't get back into writing
- 9:08until I was an intern.
- 9:11And then I was home with my two kids on maternity leave
- 9:14and I wrote my first book.
- 9:15You know, that's how it all started.
- 9:16probably around age, oh, 28, published my first book,
- 9:21you know, a couple of years later.
- 9:22- I love the way you just glide through the fact
- 9:24that you became a doctor.
- 9:26(both laughing)
- 9:27Notice how the age went from seven to 28.
- 9:30There's a little bit involved in becoming a doctor.
- 9:32- I just became one.
- 9:34I was just like, "Hey, what are you gonna do this week?"
- 9:36I think I'm gonna become a doctor.
- 9:37So I'm like, "Yeah, I'm stuck."
- 9:39- Well, you know, I'm from Asian American family.
- 9:43And if you know anything about Asian Americans,
- 9:46You wonder why so many of them become doctors.
- 9:48And it's because I have parents who kind of demanded it of me.
- 9:53They're so focused on security and making sure
- 9:56that you have your place in the world.
- 9:57So I did what they wanted.
- 9:59And I went to medical school and became an internal medicine
- 10:02specialist, practiced for a couple of years.
- 10:04But maternity leave was a blessing for me,
- 10:08because it allowed me time to be at home.
- 10:10Yeah, there was a baby sleeping next to me.
- 10:12I was going to say, yeah, don't forget that part.
- 10:14Otherwise, the sun's gonna disown you.
- 10:16- Yeah, yeah.
- 10:17There was a baby there who occasionally needed my attention,
- 10:21but it allowed me time to write my first book.
- 10:24- So one of the things that's amazing
- 10:26is you've never been afraid to venture into new genres.
- 10:29I mean, early on, some romance, then the medical thrillers,
- 10:32then crime, and now espionage.
- 10:34And you've even dabbled in horror
- 10:36with your son, I believe, in writing screenplays.
- 10:38- Made a horror film?
- 10:39And you must remember, I did science fiction as well.
- 10:42- I am.
- 10:43How could we forget the science fiction?
- 10:45So have these decisions to move around
- 10:48been to feed the muse purely or business decisions?
- 10:52- It was never a business decision.
- 10:54I mean, if you were gonna be a business savvy person,
- 10:58you would never change genres.
- 11:00That's what your publisher wants.
- 11:01They want you to write the same book only different.
- 11:03- Yeah.
- 11:04- So my bouncing around
- 11:06between all these crazy different genres
- 11:08was all about the story.
- 11:10A story would occur to me and maybe it wasn't
- 11:12what I was used to writing, but I had to write the story.
- 11:15And I got a lot of advice not to do that.
- 11:18I was told again and again that you've got a brand,
- 11:23don't ruin the brand.
- 11:24I couldn't listen.
- 11:27- Well, and you've done pretty well with that.
- 11:29I mean, it's not like you, I mean,
- 11:30obviously I think the Resolute Niles TV series alone,
- 11:34I am for what, seven years.
- 11:35So how did that show change how you wrote that series?
- 11:39That's always kind of.
- 11:40- You know, I kept writing the series
- 11:42the way I had always written it.
- 11:44Anybody who watches the show and reads the book
- 11:47sees the differences.
- 11:48And when things go to Hollywood, they really change a lot.
- 11:52In particular, they made my very ordinary looking
- 11:55characters glamorous.
- 11:57And that removed a lot of, I think,
- 12:00what my readers loved about these characters.
- 12:02They could identify with Jane Rosoli,
- 12:04because she wasn't a beautiful woman in the book.
- 12:06She was a wallflower.
- 12:08And we've all felt like wallflowers
- 12:10at some time in our lives.
- 12:11I don't know what you're talking about.
- 12:12I don't know what you're talking about.
- 12:14(laughing)
- 12:15- But then they cast--
- 12:16- Always been a lily, that's all I know.
- 12:19- Oh, well congratulations.
- 12:21You're the only one in the world.
- 12:23Then they cast Angie Harmon in the role.
- 12:26You know, never Wallflower in her life, I'm sure.
- 12:29So what changed for me maybe was I tried
- 12:33to inject a little more humor in the stories
- 12:36because the show was funny.
- 12:37They did a great job with that.
- 12:39But other than that, my characters remain the same.
- 12:42- Well, that's a great show.
- 12:44Although I like said, my wife is a huge fan
- 12:46and I remember when we watched "Brazilian Alps"
- 12:47and came out and she was like,
- 12:48"Well, that didn't happen in the books."
- 12:50- No, no.
- 12:51(laughing)
- 12:52- So, but like, and you said, you've gotta say,
- 12:55you are a doctor.
- 12:56Where does that clinical knowledge
- 12:57actually help you write the thriller?
- 12:59And like, where does it then also become a liability?
- 13:02Is it like, you know, where do you know
- 13:04it's gonna slow down the story if you're overly accurate?
- 13:08Obviously, it helped when I wrote my first medical thriller, which was Harvest.
- 13:11I didn't have to do as much research because I had the contacts.
- 13:16If I wanted to talk to a cardiothoracic surgeon, I would pick up the phone and call somebody
- 13:20I knew.
- 13:21So that helped with the truthfulness of what it's like to be in the operating room or the
- 13:26autopsy room.
- 13:27But you're absolutely right.
- 13:29You have to be very careful when you're dealing with a highly technical subject that you don't
- 13:34overwhelm the reader.
- 13:36But on the other hand, the reader wants to know your secrets.
- 13:39And to explain your secrets, sometimes you have to give a little more detail than you
- 13:45normally would.
- 13:46So my trick about injecting technical details is try to find an emotional hook to that detail.
- 13:53You know, I don't have to stop and explain what ventricular tachycardia is.
- 13:56I don't really bother to, but you can see from what the characters, how they respond
- 14:02to that, you know that it's a bad thing.
- 14:05If you have a character say, "Oh my God, he's in V-Fib," you don't need to know what
- 14:09V-Fib is.
- 14:09You just need to know it's a very bad thing.
- 14:12Right?
- 14:12So that was really, I think my trick about injecting technical stuff is always find the
- 14:18emotion behind what that means.
- 14:20What about as, obviously, technology has changed, practice has changed.
- 14:23Have you had to learn new things that maybe you're exposed to?
- 14:26You're not, I assume, not a practicing doctor.
- 14:28You don't have anybody taking appointments right now.
- 14:30Are you having to keep up with the knowledge of things just to kind of keep that up to date
- 14:34so you're not going, "Oh, well, it didn't happen."
- 14:35this and somebody goes, "Ah, that's outdated. We haven't done that in 10 years."
- 14:39Well, yeah. Well, you know, the drugs never stay the same. So the drugs that I was using
- 14:4330 years ago are not what they're using now. I think the best example I have for keeping
- 14:48up or learning new stuff was I wrote this book called Gravity. It was a medical thriller
- 14:52set aboard the International Space Station. And what do I know about space? But, you know,
- 14:59I pitched that to my editor. They said, "Great, go ahead." And then I thought, "Oh my God,
- 15:04I do now. I don't know anything about the space program. So I ended up spending two years just
- 15:09doing research on the space program, life in space, you know, medicine and microgravity.
- 15:14No matter what you write, you're always learning something new. And that's really like a lot of
- 15:19the fun of the whole career is I feel like I've learned a lot about Chinese mythology and archaeology
- 15:26and aerospace medicine, it's a lot of fun.
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- 16:14You've almost answered the next question, which we were going to ask you, which is about
- 16:18the research writing ratio.
- 16:20Obviously, it varies depending on the books you're doing.
- 16:23And you're doing books in series for some of them.
- 16:26So as you go deeper into the series,
- 16:28you're already kind of clued in on a lot of that stuff.
- 16:31But do you do all your research up front,
- 16:34or do you do enough to get you started?
- 16:36I think I do enough to get me started.
- 16:39Because once you've got that germ of an idea for a story,
- 16:41you're so anxious to get started, you don't want to wait--
- 16:44Oh, yeah.
- 16:45You know, years.
- 16:47You just want to get going.
- 16:48And then you learn stuff.
- 16:50You said, "Oh, now I got to find out what this, you know, a list of a section of knowledge
- 16:54I need to acquire."
- 16:55You should never get in the way of your own enthusiasm.
- 16:57That is really my rule, is once you've got that head of steam, get going.
- 17:01And a lot of times I will, I'll think, you know, I'll put a little sticky there and say,
- 17:06"Look this up later and just keep on moving forward."
- 17:09Yeah, you were talking about the writing, about the space stuff.
- 17:12You need to do enough research that you don't launch up in this whole plan out your whole
- 17:17spacecraft, describe it all in the early chapters, and then find out that it can't be like that.
- 17:23Well, that's okay. That was the one exception where I did have to do a lot of upfront research.
- 17:28I knew it was about a disaster in space, but I didn't know enough about normal
- 17:34spacecraft operations to come up with a plausible disaster. So that one I went to NASA for,
- 17:40how I approach them is a tale in itself, because I remember calling up the public
- 17:45Affairs Officer in Houston and saying, "I'm a thriller writer. I want to write about a disaster in
- 17:50space. Can you help me?" And he said, "Do you know what the purpose of my office is here? It's to
- 17:56make us look good. Tell me what goes on in your story." And I said, "Well, everybody except one
- 18:04person dies aboard ISS and a shadow crashes on landing killing everybody aboard." And he said,
- 18:11I don't really think I want to cooperate with this. I said, "Wait, wait, wait. Everything that goes
- 18:15wrong is not your fault. NASA does everything perfectly." And he says, "Well, who's at fault then?"
- 18:22And I said, "It's the U.S. military." And he said, "When would you like to come?"
- 18:29It was, I mean, I was an anthropology major in college, so I'm good at identifying tribes. And
- 18:41conflict with military space people because they're fighting for the same
- 18:45tax dollars. They don't agree with the same goals. I mean really the people who
- 18:49worked at NASA other than the military, they're Star Trek people.
- 18:55They believe in space for all mankind and military is like that's
- 18:59for our killer satellites and nobody else. Yeah, yeah, where do we put the
- 19:02rockets? Right, right. So that's how I really got into NASA. I was there for
- 19:08you know, a week I talked to everybody I needed to. They were incredibly wonderful.
- 19:13And then I went to Cape Canaveral for the Kennedy Space Center. And so all that together gave me
- 19:19a good feeling for how do you make a disaster? What can go wrong? But you have to know what goes
- 19:24right first. Well, so also like, and let's talk a little bit jumping from space to spy is because
- 19:30in your book, The Spy Coast, which is book one in the Martini Club, great book too, which is
- 19:35It comes out of discovering that you're Camden, Maine, where you live, is actually like a haven for
- 19:41retired CIA operatives, which is kind of cool. And I was just, before we came on, I was talking to
- 19:46my wife and my father-in-law about that, and they're like, is it because they know that's where the
- 19:50best place to hide is with a whole string of wire that is. But what, what kind, that led you to
- 19:55moving into SBI. What's the difference, though, on a craft level, doing espionage versus doing,
- 20:01like writing the medical thriller or writing and writing a spy novel. There's so many variations
- 20:06there. It's all down to research. But what I was really researching when I was doing the spy novels
- 20:11was personalities. What kind of person becomes a spy? How are they different from everybody else?
- 20:18That was what I was trying to capture, were characters who would be attracted to work
- 20:22in intelligence and what happens to them after they retire. So it was a lot of reading memoirs.
- 20:29And spies like to write memoirs.
- 20:32(laughing)
- 20:33- They're very secretive.
- 20:34(laughing)
- 20:35We can't talk about it now, but.
- 20:37- Yes, you want them to be telling the truth
- 20:40of their own memoirs.
- 20:41So it was just trying to get a feeling
- 20:43for the kind of people that do this,
- 20:45because that's who my characters are.
- 20:47You know, I just happen to live in this really
- 20:49kind of peculiar community that I lucked into
- 20:52when I moved here.
- 20:53And it's an interesting story.
- 20:54Why did so many spies end up in Maine?
- 20:57- Yeah, it could have been retired serial killers.
- 20:59- You know, there's lots of things it could have been
- 21:02that wouldn't have been nearly as good.
- 21:04- I just feel like it's gonna be safer there
- 21:06'cause they're like, well, we're safe here.
- 21:09- Yes, and they're probably all well armed up here.
- 21:11- I was gonna say, yes.
- 21:12(laughing)
- 21:13They're all carrying.
- 21:14- It's a puzzle and it's a question
- 21:17that I've asked many people, why did they end up here?
- 21:20I've gotten several different answers.
- 21:22I think that part of it is that this is far
- 21:24from any nuclear target.
- 21:25That was one explanation that was given me.
- 21:28Another is that this used to be a place for safe houses.
- 21:31So if you wanted somebody to go away and disappear for a while,
- 21:34they'd set them up to Maine and they liked it here.
- 21:37Another explanation is the very first generation
- 21:40when it was moving over from OSS to CIA.
- 21:43These were people who were recruited from Ivy League schools.
- 21:46They were from Yale and Harvard and all the--
- 21:49they were bluebloods.
- 21:50And these people probably came from money.
- 21:53And when they were growing up, Maine was their playground.
- 21:55So rich people used to come here all the time for summertime.
- 21:58So they just retired in places that they were familiar with.
- 22:02But it's a fascinating story and about the origins of it.
- 22:06But what I love about it is that I'm surrounded
- 22:09by so many smart people.
- 22:11And it shows up in my new book.
- 22:13We have a conference here that's been going on for about 40
- 22:15years called the Camden Conference.
- 22:17Started, rumor has it, by a bunch of spies
- 22:21who wanted to get together every year
- 22:23and talk about global affairs.
- 22:25And so they get speakers from all around the world
- 22:28to come and talk to this conference.
- 22:29And the public is invited if you can get a ticket.
- 22:32And every time I go to the Camden Conference
- 22:35and somebody local stands up and asks the question,
- 22:38I'm always blown away by how in-depth these questions are,
- 22:42how clearly well informed they are
- 22:43about international affairs.
- 22:45And I always think another spy.
- 22:47(laughing)
- 22:49So yes, I am surrounded by them,
- 22:51but it makes for a very lively community.
- 22:53I have a different people that surround me in Tennessee
- 22:55and Mississippi, so it's not quite spy level people.
- 22:59But they do have a lot of guns.
- 23:01We do have a lot of guns.
- 23:04- Let's talk about "The Shadow Friends."
- 23:06It's the new book, third book in the Martini Club series,
- 23:10comes out in August when this will be airing.
- 23:13Let's not give away too much,
- 23:14but give the listeners a brief
- 23:16on what to expect from the new one.
- 23:18- Well, if they've read the first two books
- 23:20and they know my five spies, their retired spies,
- 23:22And one of them is, her name is Ingrid.
- 23:25I think of her as the Hermione of the group.
- 23:27She's the really clever one.
- 23:29And it opens like years before when she's still working
- 23:31as a spy and she's in France trying to protect an informant.
- 23:36And things go wrong and the informant gets killed.
- 23:40And her fellow agents get killed.
- 23:42So now it's years later, she's still haunted
- 23:44by that horrifying disaster.
- 23:46Out of the woodwork comes an old lover and spy
- 23:49who was her colleague.
- 23:50wants to pull her back into the business
- 23:52because they have a chance of finding the assassins
- 23:56that attacked them years before.
- 23:58So Ingrid is, she's in a quandary
- 24:01because she's happily married.
- 24:02And here's this old lover back in her life
- 24:05and he still looks really good.
- 24:06He's still hot.
- 24:08- As old lovers always do, don't they?
- 24:11- Well, you know, as you get older,
- 24:13as you get older, you start to look at 70 year old men
- 24:16and think, well, I could do him.
- 24:18(laughing)
- 24:20(laughing)
- 24:22It's like, okay, desire ages along with you,
- 24:26but it's still there.
- 24:27- It is true, it is true.
- 24:29And thankfully we do, 'cause I mean, yeah,
- 24:32at least she has something more to talk to
- 24:33than some year old man about.
- 24:34- Right, right.
- 24:36So here's Ingrid.
- 24:37Here's Ingrid pulled back into the business
- 24:40because there is another assassination in her little town
- 24:43and it appears to be the same assassin
- 24:45who attacked her years before.
- 24:48So she joins her ex-lover.
- 24:50they go off into the wild and leaving behind her poor husband who's trying to pick up the
- 24:55pieces. And so the story is told from a lot from his point of view, is trying to understand
- 25:01his wife's behavior and the group of other spies who are their friends, all trying to
- 25:06understand what is Ingrid up to.
- 25:08Great explanation, obviously, of your own book. I love the bit in the middle. Doug,
- 25:11by the way, is being stalked by an ex, but she lives in a trailer park in Florida. It's
- 25:15very, very different.
- 25:16(laughing)
- 25:19- She has paid, she has all three of her teeth.
- 25:21Thank you very much.
- 25:23(laughing)
- 25:25- All right, so I'm gonna fangirl a little bit here
- 25:28because I'm reading the book
- 25:29and we got an advanced copy, thank you.
- 25:32And the opening chapter for me is a masterclass.
- 25:35It's the inciting incident.
- 25:36You talked about it being set in France
- 25:38back in time with Ingrid.
- 25:40And it accomplishes so much.
- 25:43Basically, it's got an inciting incident.
- 25:46It makes you fall in love with the poor girl
- 25:49who's trying to be protected.
- 25:51You're reintroduced to Ingrid,
- 25:53who's one of the people you love from the,
- 25:56she's part of the family from the other books.
- 25:59You introduce this fella who's gonna come up later.
- 26:02Writers, this is how you info dump without info dumping.
- 26:05How far is the end product from the first draft?
- 26:07I gotta ask you that much.
- 26:09And did this take some tinkering with to get right?
- 26:12I probably wrote that first chapter at the very--
- 26:16it was after I finished the rest of the book.
- 26:18I just knew that there was going to be a flashback.
- 26:21But what I was really trying to establish--
- 26:23and the real goal of this story was
- 26:26to put her marriage through a stress test.
- 26:28I wanted to see how this marriage would survive.
- 26:31So her marriage to her lovely husband, Lloyd, who's--
- 26:34let's put it this way--
- 26:35he's not the action hero that Rodrigo is.
- 26:38Lloyd is very domesticated.
- 26:40He cooks.
- 26:40He was an analyst.
- 26:41She was not never a covert operative, so he sat in the desk all his CIA career, and she
- 26:46married him and she feels secure and settled with him.
- 26:50But that first chapter was really intended to show that she was going to have a choice.
- 26:55Was she going to choose to stay with Rodrigo, who was her lover, or was she going to go
- 26:59back to that analyst who was falling in love with her?
- 27:02And that was the whole point of it.
- 27:03And yeah, there was action and there was a set up of the crime, and there was introducing
- 27:07Rodrigo, but it was more, this is Ingrid making her choice to go home and marry Lloyd.
- 27:11And we've lost somebody.
- 27:13- Yeah, it's the, can we back?
- 27:16It's the, I'm on an island in the Caribbean
- 27:18and I have better internet than he does
- 27:21in the great state of Tennessee.
- 27:23All right, let's move on to talking about
- 27:25some of the business stuff a little bit.
- 27:26So we all dream about getting a TV deal or a movie deal.
- 27:32And you've had that, you've had a TV series,
- 27:34you've had movie options, you've had a lot
- 27:36and you've had the good and bad of it.
- 27:38And there's some lessons to be learned there,
- 27:41which I know I think on your website, you share some of that stuff.
- 27:44Talk to us a little bit about what happened with the gravity situation.
- 27:47Yeah. So this is a very long story.
- 27:50And actually, if you want to read it in depth,
- 27:52there is this book called "Hollywood vs. the Author."
- 27:54And I have a whole chapter in there about suing Hollywood.
- 27:57I wrote the book "Gravity," which was about the International Space Station,
- 28:01a woman doctor, she's a lone survivor after a series of bad things happens,
- 28:05and she has to survive aboard the International Space Station.
- 28:09I sold that book in 1999, when the book came out in 1999, I sold that to New Line Cinema
- 28:16for a very, very big deal.
- 28:18It made the front page of Daily Variety as the biggest deal of the year.
- 28:22It went into development and then it never got out of development as these things happen.
- 28:27So over the intervening years, New Line Cinema was acquired by Warner Brothers.
- 28:33And then Warner Brothers came out with a movie called Gravity, same title about a female
- 28:38Medical Doctor Traptoboard, the International Space Station, after a series of accidents
- 28:42happens.
- 28:43And it seemed pretty familiar to me.
- 28:47But then I thought, "Well, these things happen.
- 28:49Warner Brothers had the right to make my film because they owned the copyright."
- 28:54And then we got my agent in New York, got an interesting phone call by somebody I would
- 28:59just call Deep Throat, who called and was very disturbed.
- 29:04person had worked with New Line Cinema at the time my book Gravity was being developed.
- 29:11This person said that a director had been hired, had been attached to the movie, and
- 29:17that director was Alfonso Cuarón.
- 29:19Now Alfonso Cuarón was the director and writer of the Warner Brothers movie Gravity.
- 29:25When my agent, and by then I was told I needed a lawyer, when his people were approached,
- 29:32Corone claimed he had never heard of me
- 29:34and never heard of my book,
- 29:36even though he was attached to my movie in 1999.
- 29:40So what did I do?
- 29:41Probably the stupid thing, but I couldn't help it.
- 29:44I sued Warner Brothers, not for copyright infringement
- 29:48because I admit they had the right to make the movie.
- 29:51I wanted a based upon credit.
- 29:53In other words, based upon the book by.
- 29:55That's what novelists really care about.
- 29:57We want people to buy our books
- 29:58and just imagine how many more books I might have sold
- 30:01if I had had that particular credit.
- 30:03But I was cut out entirely.
- 30:05I mean, they said I didn't have anything to do with the story.
- 30:08The man who claimed he wrote the whole thing in two weeks
- 30:12said that it just came to him in a dream.
- 30:14Anyway, the whole thing was pretty sorted.
- 30:16The lawsuit lasted about a year.
- 30:19We were ruled against again and again by the judge
- 30:22who was unfortunately, went to the Ninth Circuit in LA.
- 30:26That's where we sued.
- 30:27We were essentially were defeated by one of her rulings
- 30:31was that when Warner Brothers acquired New Line Cinema, they acquired the rights to buy
- 30:37movie, but they did not acquire the obligations to that contract.
- 30:42So they got to make the movie, but they didn't have to honor the contract that I had signed
- 30:46with New Line Cinema.
- 30:48And at that point, I had spent a lot of money, and even if I had won that appeal on that
- 30:53particular point, it would still have gone back to the original judge who continued to
- 30:57rule against us.
- 30:59My husband was having all kinds of anxiety about this whole thing because now I'm wondering
- 31:04about this as saying, "If you continue with this lawsuit, we're going to come after you
- 31:08for court costs."
- 31:09Then we're talking about millions of dollars.
- 31:12I felt that I had made my point because I was not going to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
- 31:18What was important to me is that I could continue to keep talking about it and even writing about
- 31:23it.
- 31:24The upshot is that that chapter in suing Hollywood is now being used in law schools.
- 31:33I have taught a couple of law school classes where the professors, their point that they
- 31:38want to make to their students is number one, where you file your lawsuit is important.
- 31:43Do not file in the Ninth Circuit if you want to have a chance at Hollywood.
- 31:48File it somewhere else.
- 31:49And number two, everything depends on which judge you land.
- 31:54That's where justice lands.
- 31:55It's all about the judge.
- 31:57And now a quick word from this episode's sponsor.
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- 32:03I hope to get to know you a lot more at the conference coming up in November, so make sure
- 32:07you come over and say hi.
- 32:09Also someone requested more dad jokes, so don't blame me for what happens next.
- 32:14Like, why did the elephant use her trunk as a bookmark?
- 32:19Because that way she knows where she stopped reading.
- 32:23And now, back to the show.
- 32:26With the new series, you're with Thomas and Mercer, which of course are Amazon, and there's
- 32:32some TV and movie rights attached to that.
- 32:34Did your experience with gravity be part of what drove you to go with Thomas and Mercer
- 32:39and hammer out this deal?
- 32:40What I wrote the first book in the series, The Spy Coast, there were several publishers
- 32:45who were interested.
- 32:46I went with Thomas and Mercer because it came with a TV deal attached.
- 32:50So it's still in development.
- 32:51I understand they've hired the writer's room.
- 32:54They have like five writers attached to the first season.
- 32:57They have a showrunner and that's the latest I've heard.
- 33:00You know, these things move at a glacial pace.
- 33:02So we'll wait and see.
- 33:04I mean, it could be in development
- 33:05for the rest of my life, but who knows?
- 33:07- I'm guessing the contract you signed with Amazon
- 33:11was a lot tidier than the one that you had.
- 33:14- Yes, yes.
- 33:15And everybody knows where the source of this story is.
- 33:18It's from my books.
- 33:19- Since you're talking about Thomas and Mercer,
- 33:21Because wide versus exclusive, which is kind of what we-- a lot of indie authors are big.
- 33:27That's always a big question.
- 33:28Should I go with the big trap or exclusively the Amazon for the Kindle Unlimited?
- 33:32And so Thomas and Mercer are famously strong on eBooks.
- 33:36And they've got the massive Kindle Unlimited subscription base.
- 33:41But in this same process, you gave up Apple, Nook, and to the other one.
- 33:45So how did that feel for the trade?
- 33:47I mean, do you think that the Kindle Unlimited is worth that trade off?
- 33:52That's a good question.
- 33:52I mean, there are some things you do surrender, and that's the e-book versions from other
- 33:59distributors.
- 34:00And you also pretty much surrender any chance of being on the New York Times bestseller
- 34:05list, because Barnes & Noble won't carry you.
- 34:07You have to be in Barnes & Noble to get on the Times list.
- 34:10On the other hand, I have sold a ton more books than I ever have before.
- 34:16I look at the number of copies that have gone out for the spy codes.
- 34:20It far, far exceeds anything I sold with other publishers.
- 34:25So if you're interested in Eyes on Your Books, I think Amazon makes sense.
- 34:30I like dollars in my wallet.
- 34:32That's where I want to come through.
- 34:33So if Eyes on My Books works, then I want them to buy my book.
- 34:37Yeah, we're sort of doing this for a living.
- 34:39So yeah.
- 34:40Put dollar, yeah, yeah.
- 34:41Yeah.
- 34:41I mean, there's a little bit to the...
- 34:43Yes, I'd love to be on the New York Times list, but at the same time, I like making a lot of money.
- 34:48Well, you can make a lot of money at Amazon as well. The amount of money isn't that different,
- 34:55actually, which is interesting. Just the number of books.
- 34:58The number of books. I think that Amazon figured out early that pricing books a little cheaper,
- 35:04you sell a lot more. Even though your books are price lower, you still make the same amount of
- 35:09of money because of volume.
- 35:10- Yeah, and paid treats, of course, which are enormous.
- 35:13Like for you, they would be huge numbers of paid route.
- 35:16That one month early access in Amazon system
- 35:21before the official release date is huge as well, right?
- 35:25So that gets a lot of interest.
- 35:27So let's move on to another project
- 35:29that you could tell us about is Vacationland.
- 35:32- Well, Vacationland, I'm afraid,
- 35:34is on the shelf right now at NBC,
- 35:36but I have another TV show.
- 35:39But wait, I have another.
- 35:42It's just been filmed.
- 35:45I can't remember.
- 35:45I think the title is called Murder in a Cold Place.
- 35:48The same writing partner that I had for Vacationland, he and I teamed up.
- 35:52It's a wheel of movies at lifetime featuring two female investigators in Anchorage, Alaska.
- 35:58That'll be the cold part.
- 36:00Yes, yes.
- 36:01Well, the idea was that we had somebody who's from Alaska and somebody who's a fish out
- 36:06of water.
- 36:07They hate each other, they get paired up,
- 36:08and they solve crimes.
- 36:10So the first one we wrote, as I said, it's been filmed,
- 36:14and we are now in meetings for movie two, three, and four
- 36:19with the same characters.
- 36:20- Wow, that's awesome, that's great.
- 36:22So, well, you do have a lot of books under your belt,
- 36:25so do you ever write something though
- 36:27that just blows you away,
- 36:28that gets you running out of the office
- 36:30to go tell your husband or somebody else that's important?
- 36:35You're like, "Oh, I got something in other lines."
- 36:38- Well, you know--
- 36:38- Can you just kill somebody?
- 36:40- It's really funny what's exciting to me
- 36:41are the books that are like,
- 36:42unlike anything else I've written,
- 36:45the really weird ones, the strange ones.
- 36:47Now, I wrote a book once called "Playing with Fire,"
- 36:50which was a very thin little book
- 36:51that started off as a short story.
- 36:53It's about a female violinist
- 36:56who buys a piece of sheet music in Rome,
- 36:59takes it home, and every time she plays it on her violin,
- 37:02her little girl goes berserk
- 37:03and does something horrible.
- 37:05turns into a little monster.
- 37:06So she thinks that this music has some sort of
- 37:08supernatural power and she goes back to Adelaide
- 37:10to find out who wrote it.
- 37:12And then in intervening chapters,
- 37:13we go back to pre-war Venice and we find out
- 37:16where that music came from.
- 37:17So it ends up being kind of this almost ghostly haunted
- 37:21thing that came along with another dream that I had
- 37:25where the music appeared to me and I wrote the music
- 37:28and it was recorded.
- 37:29So it was this combination story plus violin piece
- 37:35that became one project.
- 37:36And I was really excited about that.
- 37:39So people can go online and listen to the recording of it,
- 37:42recorded by a famous concert violinist.
- 37:45So that was one of those weird things that come to you
- 37:48every so often, you don't know where it comes from.
- 37:50It came to me in a nightmare,
- 37:51but I was excited about that one, yeah.
- 37:53- Yeah, I was gonna say, you said a dream,
- 37:55but it sounded a little more haunting than a dream.
- 37:58(laughing)
- 38:00And I wanna assume that maybe you do at least
- 38:03know how to read music,
- 38:04'cause I do not, if I came up with a piece--
- 38:06- Yeah, I do.
- 38:07- That'd be like--
- 38:08- Well, this is the fun thing about it
- 38:10because I was writing the book
- 38:11and I was describing this piece of music
- 38:13that did not exist.
- 38:15And I think all my descriptions of it
- 38:17fed into my subconscious so that when I woke up
- 38:20I was hearing the melody.
- 38:22So I was able to write it down
- 38:23and sent it to a producer friend of mine
- 38:26and he lined it up with this concert violinist
- 38:28who recorded it.
- 38:30So it was just one of those bizarre things that happened.
- 38:33That's insane.
- 38:33I'm gonna try to get some of my songs
- 38:35that I sing in the show.
- 38:36(laughing)
- 38:38- Yeah, you could have somebody else
- 38:39transcribe it into music.
- 38:40- Totally, absolutely.
- 38:41I just can sing it out loud
- 38:43and let it just kinda get trans.
- 38:44What do you think?
- 38:44- It might be music adjacent.
- 38:46(laughing)
- 38:48We can try it.
- 38:49- I told you, I play the radio really well.
- 38:51That's my, that's my style.
- 38:53(laughing)
- 38:54- So let's talk about a little collaboration you had
- 38:57with some no-hopper called Lee Child.
- 38:59So tell us about that.
- 39:00How did, I'm dying to know how that came about.
- 39:03Was that over drinks like, hey, what we should do?
- 39:06Or was it a bit more strategic or?
- 39:08- It was our editor.
- 39:10Lee and I have the same editor in the UK.
- 39:13And she just came up with this great idea.
- 39:15She goes, hey, wouldn't it be fun if you two
- 39:16wrote a short story together?
- 39:18And because Jack Reacher was about to go to Maine
- 39:22in one of the stories.
- 39:23And she said, a Maggie Bird lives in Maine.
- 39:26Wouldn't it be great if they met up there?
- 39:28I have to say, I was intimidated.
- 39:30I thought, I can't write a story with that.
- 39:31- No, you weren't.
- 39:32I can't write a story with Lee Charlton.
- 39:35(laughing)
- 39:36I was so intimidated.
- 39:38I just said, "I'm not sure I can do this."
- 39:40But Lee was all in.
- 39:42So the way we handled it is Lee wrote the first chapter.
- 39:44I wrote the next chapter, he wrote the next one.
- 39:46I mean, we just kind of played on,
- 39:48we had no idea where it was going,
- 39:49but we would play off each other's chapters before.
- 39:52And I think the short story was a lot of fun.
- 39:55It's Jack Richard goes to Maine
- 39:57because somebody there is doing a search
- 39:59on his dead brother.
- 40:00He wants to know who was searching.
- 40:01He shows up on Maggie Bird's doorstep.
- 40:05And she knew Jack Reacher's dead brother.
- 40:09They worked together in Bangkok.
- 40:11And so it's, anyway, it goes from there,
- 40:13but it ended up being very exciting
- 40:15with a lot of gunfire and somebody's,
- 40:19Lee changed one thing in my part.
- 40:22I said that Reacher shoots the guy in the head
- 40:24and Lee just added a little
- 40:26and the top of his skull hit the wall.
- 40:28(laughing)
- 40:30- Oh, thank you, Lee, for that detail.
- 40:33- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 40:34You missed out the medical part.
- 40:36(both laughing)
- 40:38It's, you know, Doug and I write together.
- 40:40Now we're talking, you're talking Lee Child-Tess Garrett's
- 40:43and level, we're on a slightly different level,
- 40:45but Doug and I do write together,
- 40:46and when we do, I'll co-write.
- 40:49We do go back and forth in chapters in the same way.
- 40:52And one of the things we always talk about
- 40:54is when you get the chapter from your partner
- 40:56and you read through it, you get excited,
- 40:59you get like, "Ooh, this is good.
- 41:01Now I gotta give something back."
- 41:02It really, I feel like it elevates your game, right?
- 41:06- Well, you know, 'cause you feed off each other, right?
- 41:07Or you're torture each other.
- 41:09But how do you-- - Oh, yeah.
- 41:11- Do you ever get that to that stage
- 41:13or you get a champion and go,
- 41:14"I don't know what to do with this.
- 41:16This is horrible."
- 41:17(laughing)
- 41:18Or if you do, you will not admit it, right?
- 41:22- I was gonna say, not with Nick,
- 41:24but I have with a different--
- 41:26- I've had it with a different--
- 41:27- That's right.
- 41:28- One thing I've got there.
- 41:30What do I do with this?
- 41:31- Yeah, that's a danger of collaboration.
- 41:33You have to know your writing partner very well
- 41:35and trust them.
- 41:37- I think you're on the right track with Lee Child.
- 41:40- I think he's on the right track with that.
- 41:41- That is a good point right there.
- 41:42- That's really where we're at.
- 41:43Like I love Lee Child, but I mean, Jack Reacher can't,
- 41:47he's not gonna be in medical procedures.
- 41:49- So with a huge backlist,
- 41:51you've got the Rosalia Niles franchise,
- 41:53you got the Martini Club ongoing.
- 41:55We've got all this TV stuff and movie stuff
- 41:58How do you decide what your next year looks like?
- 42:01Like, I mean, how far out do you plan?
- 42:03And what guides what you're gonna do in the next process?
- 42:07- Or are you looking for a break?
- 42:08- Yeah, yeah, really.
- 42:09- That's another question.
- 42:10- Do you know how to stop the train?
- 42:12- I had been saying I was gonna retire
- 42:15for the last 15 years.
- 42:16- Don't you dare, Tess.
- 42:17- I haven't been able to.
- 42:18Because you know, what drives me is, oh, I got an idea.
- 42:23Oh, what happens next?
- 42:24You know, that's just like this, and really,
- 42:28we are obsessed people.
- 42:30I think, I don't know any writer who's willingly retired.
- 42:33- Short of losing like your faculties,
- 42:36I don't think that I would.
- 42:37I think that I always have a, I want to write something.
- 42:39There's always going to be something that's going to be.
- 42:41- Right, and I think most of us,
- 42:43even if we suddenly could not find a publisher anymore,
- 42:46we would still be writing.
- 42:47We would write for ourselves,
- 42:48or we would write and put it up on the internet
- 42:50because people are talking to us in our heads,
- 42:53and we want them to have their voice.
- 42:55- A lot.
- 42:56- Shut up, shut up.
- 42:58(laughing)
- 42:58So it's, when you hear that voice in your head,
- 43:01it's like, yeah, it's such a gift
- 43:03because they're telling the story
- 43:05and you're just the channel.
- 43:07- All right, we have a couple of questions to wrap up here.
- 43:09This has been so special spending time with you.
- 43:12So this is a question we ask all of our guests,
- 43:15which is what do you think your author's superpower is?
- 43:18- Dedication.
- 43:19(laughing)
- 43:20It is that I will not give up.
- 43:23I do not give up.
- 43:24I have nursed so many hopeless manuscripts to the end.
- 43:29I think--
- 43:30- Same, same.
- 43:31- You know, you have to be willing to work
- 43:35with the impossibly bad writing
- 43:37that we sometimes do and fix it.
- 43:39- That's great, good perseverance, perseverance.
- 43:42All right, we have the last question
- 43:45for this part of the interview.
- 43:46- Our last question is our Wheel of Questions.
- 43:48- Oh, okay.
- 43:49- So it's a random question that we're gonna give you.
- 43:52Yeah, it's all fun and games here.
- 43:55So we don't take anything seriously.
- 44:00Okay, ooh, this is a good one.
- 44:01Ooh, Nick, I can't wait to hear yours.
- 44:03What is your biggest ick?
- 44:06- Bodily functions.
- 44:07(laughing)
- 44:09You know, I don't like to write about people's bathroom habits.
- 44:13It's like, I can skip past that, all right?
- 44:15I want to talk about that.
- 44:17- That's fair.
- 44:18Yeah, nobody wants to read that part either.
- 44:20- Except for sex. - I think most people
- 44:22sex I can deal with, but all the bathroom stuff never mind.
- 44:26(laughing)
- 44:26- But the other bathroom stuff is all about that.
- 44:28That's fair, that's fair.
- 44:30Nick, what's your biggest ick?
- 44:32- Right now, it's the Caribbean centipede.
- 44:35So these suckers will grow up to a foot long
- 44:39and they've got six million legs
- 44:41and they're venomous, slightly venomous,
- 44:44and I'd never heard of them until we were here.
- 44:47And we've had some, what we looked up
- 44:49and we thought they were gargantuan
- 44:51and these things are about four inches long,
- 44:53they're the little baby.
- 44:54But we've had those, we're upstairs,
- 44:57and the building is concrete,
- 44:58so I don't know why they're coming in here,
- 45:00but in the last six months we've had three of them,
- 45:03and they freaked me the...
- 45:05(Doug gasps)
- 45:06- Oh yeah, are they all in other places in the Caribbean
- 45:09or just the Caimans?
- 45:10- No, they're throughout the Caribbean, I believe.
- 45:13And yeah, I'd never heard of it.
- 45:14I don't wanna run into a fully grown adult one.
- 45:17They're terrifying.
- 45:18So yeah, what about you, Doug?
- 45:19What do you got?
- 45:20My biggest thing is probably gonna be,
- 45:22I honestly, I cannot stand rats like the idea.
- 45:25Like, I don't care.
- 45:26Like you could come with a pet rat.
- 45:27I'm like, why would you have a pet rat
- 45:29that doesn't make any sense to me?
- 45:30That's just gross.
- 45:31Like this, I'm not getting it.
- 45:32They're smart and whatever.
- 45:34- Oh, I got an Ick, I gotta talk to you about.
- 45:36So.
- 45:38This is just an NPR.
- 45:40- Welcome, wait.
- 45:41Welcome to our new show.
- 45:43- The Icks.
- 45:43- What's your Icks?
- 45:45- The Icks.
- 45:45- The three Icks.
- 45:46- Okay.
- 45:46- The three Icks.
- 45:47- If you listen to NPR,
- 45:49There was a great episode the other day about a woman who's terrified of roaches.
- 45:53So what did she do?
- 45:54She goes to a guy who eats insects and she says, "Tell me how to eat a roach."
- 45:59And he just, he's just this guy who eats crock-ro-...
- 46:04He eats crickets and he eats grubs and he goes, "They're fine."
- 46:08He says, "I have never eaten a roach, but I will try."
- 46:12And so they cook the roach with garlic and everything.
- 46:15And then he has this roach.
- 46:16the whole radio crew is there, they're all going,
- 46:19this doesn't smell good.
- 46:21And though he says, so we're gonna bite into it,
- 46:23but be aware that the inside may score.
- 46:27(laughing)
- 46:32So I'm in the car with my granddaughter,
- 46:34so we're all listening to this, we're driving somewhere,
- 46:36the girls are going, turn it off, turn it off.
- 46:39(laughing)
- 46:40And I thought, no, I gotta hear this, this is great.
- 46:42- You're plotting your next horror book.
- 46:44I will say, I will say, like the whole squirting thing,
- 46:47like what's that show that Dr. Pimple Popper?
- 46:51And I'm like, I don't know any part of that.
- 46:52'Cause that show is probably the bigger it,
- 46:54'cause I'm like, ugh, that's just the idea of that,
- 46:56just makes me go, no.
- 46:57- But if in case you're interested,
- 46:58the end of the show was that the insect eater said,
- 47:02"No, I think that there's a reason
- 47:03"nobody eats cockroaches."
- 47:06(laughing)
- 47:07- I like the idea of be careful it might squirt.
- 47:11(laughing)
- 47:12- That's a T-shirt.
- 47:13That should be a line in one of your books.
- 47:16Get that in there somewhere.
- 47:18Doing an autopsy and be careful.
- 47:20There's a lot of options of how that line could make it in a book.
- 47:23A lot of genres.
- 47:27All right, that's a great place to end this episode, I believe.
- 47:31Isn't, really.
- 47:32Tess, this has been so much fun.
- 47:34Thank you so much for joining us.
- 47:35It's a real honor.
- 47:36Thank you.
- 47:37Next show will be the three X.
- 47:39Absolutely.
- 47:40Stay tuned for the new show coming soon.
- 47:42(upbeat music)
- 47:48- That was a lot of fun.
- 47:49She is a hoot.
- 47:50- Honestly, I'd listen to some interviews with her
- 47:53and everything and she's always nice and friendly
- 47:54and everything else, but she was funny.
- 47:57- She was fun.
- 47:58I would like to be sitting around having,
- 48:00I would like to join her Martini club.
- 48:01- No kidding, yeah.
- 48:03- No kidding.
- 48:03- No kidding.
- 48:04- Yeah.
- 48:04- But you know, it's interesting.
- 48:05Like she's, she's looked at how many books she's done
- 48:10with going with Thomas and Mercer now versus her try days. I found that kind of fascinating.
- 48:15Very interesting. Yeah, yeah. And she said it's steered by the fact that it came with
- 48:20a TV deal in the mix, which is obviously a strong driving influence. But it's also interesting
- 48:28how she talked about more people are reading her books now because of the Amazon distribution.
- 48:33I'm sure a lot of that is the Kindle Unlimited and the way Amazon is geared toward selling
- 48:39books. And I mean, people say what you will, but they know what they're doing. They're
- 48:42selling books. And it is fascinating to me. And I think it's neat because she's in Kindle
- 48:47Unlimited. Obviously, we make a lot of my own Kindle Unlimited. I think that it's one
- 48:51of those kind of weird symbiosis where people are going to come into the KU program because
- 48:56they're like, "Hey, look, I can read Tess Garrison or I can read Dean Coots."
- 48:59It's a big draw. Thomas and Mercer are pretty switched on when they, and I'm sure they get
- 49:04a very favorable deal, obviously, for names like that. But their draw for people to subscribe,
- 49:10it has to be really high. Very cool. Very cool.
- 49:12That's very fascinating. Fascinating. Yes. Of course. And as always, please come support
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- 49:42Did you just call brats big?
- 49:43- Together as a collective.
- 49:45- Together.
- 49:46(laughing)
- 49:47- They're big, big brained.
- 49:48- I did.
- 49:49- Big brained brats.
- 49:50- I don't know why you had to point it out.
- 49:51Oh, big brained brats.
- 49:53- That's your next t-shirt for him, the big brained.
- 49:55- God, I got so many t-shirts to make
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