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Kathy Hilton Party and Cheaters with Brandy and Julie · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Lift?
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woo woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. This is a fabulous
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  Speaker 1: week for the Juicy Scoopers because I have Brandi and
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  Speaker 1: Julie here, the dynamic duo, woman strong. Welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Doing it for themselves. Hashtag ladies together.
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  Speaker 2: We support women like Lisa Barlow.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 7: You know why I think you like Lisa Barlow?
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  Speaker 1: Because you kind of look like you could be her sister.
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  Speaker 2: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's totally true. That is why you like her.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to get into all of that. But I
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you about my evening last night because
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  Speaker 1: you guys are going to get wet. Can we get
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  Speaker 1: a pee pad in here to put on the pink
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  Speaker 1: velvet chairs? I went to Kathy Hilton's holiday party for
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  Speaker 1: DirecTV and it was... So many Bravo celebrities. So many
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  Speaker 1: fun people. We're at the gorgeous house. All of it.
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  Speaker 2: Can I say, last time we were here... Kyle was there, too.
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  Speaker 1: You said....
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to see if I can go to Kathy
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  Speaker 2: Hilton's holiday party.
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  Speaker 1: And you did. That's right. I don't know how.
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  Speaker 7: It's called manifesting.
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  Speaker 1: Manifesting. It's called secreting. And, you know, Kathy, who follows me,
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  Speaker 1: she commented when I revealed the latest of the con
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  Speaker 1: and the earrings being from Revolve. And if you don't
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  Speaker 1: know about that, whatever, go join my Patreon because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to spend time on here talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: But she.
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  Speaker 7: Wrote a really nice comment and got like a thousand likes.
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  Speaker 2: It was like the truth will always come out or
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  Speaker 2: something such as.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, exactly. So I love her. She's known me for years.
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  Speaker 1: We did get invited to a party, Peter and I,
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  Speaker 1: when it was just a regular holiday party with Super
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  Speaker 1: rich people from Beverly Hills just scooping up caviar like
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  Speaker 1: it was guac. And I remember seeing a big chunk
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  Speaker 1: of it fall on this guy's velvet shoe. It was
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  Speaker 1: a velvet loafer and it fell on it. And it
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  Speaker 1: was just like, I was like, I am in heaven. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I made it back. So here I am. I made
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  Speaker 1: this face at Peter because nobody wanted to talk to
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  Speaker 1: me on the red carpet. And I was standing in
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  Speaker 1: between Meredith Marks and Mary, the preacher from Real Housewives
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  Speaker 1: of Salt Lake City. And there, that's Teddy. She was
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  Speaker 1: interviewing Larsa Pippen. She did not want to interview me.
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  Speaker 1: And that's fine.
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  Speaker 7: That's fine.
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  Speaker 1: So as I was waiting, Kelty from Lady Gang, but.
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  Speaker 5: She also works for.
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  Speaker 7: E-news and I like her a lot. She's like, wait, don't,
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  Speaker 7: I want to talk to you, you know?
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  Speaker 1: So then I'm just standing between two other people being
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  Speaker 1: interviewed and no one wanting to talk to me, but
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  Speaker 1: at least Peter was there to get some fun. Are
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  Speaker 1: you telling me that you walked by?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Brutalize my family's in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And Teddy Mellencamp has the audacity. You're saying she doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want to speak to you? She was busy talking to
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  Speaker 2: other people.
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  Speaker 1: I talked to her after, you know, I was, I
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  Speaker 1: do not need Tiny Metal Cap to be an enemy
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  Speaker 1: of mine. It is fine.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not a housewife. It is okay. She looked cute.
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  Speaker 7: She had a little red suit on and she was.
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  Speaker 1: Working for extra.
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  Speaker 7: So she's doing her thing.
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  Speaker 1: And Meredith Marks was there. And I introduced Peter to Seth.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, you know, they have a podcast called
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  Speaker 1: Hanging by Thread and everything. And I go, we've been
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  Speaker 1: married almost as long as you. And he goes, the
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  Speaker 1: whole time or you took a break like us? You know,
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  Speaker 1: because they had like a sabbatical. A sexual sabbatical is
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  Speaker 1: what I like to have. I go, no, it's been
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  Speaker 1: the same. But I have been pushing for something to
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  Speaker 1: happen in society, which I think would be a great idea.
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  Speaker 1: Much like the Mormons go for a two-year mission.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: People who are married for a long time, anywhere between
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  Speaker 1: seven and 15 years, you have a two-year sexual sabbatical.
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  Speaker 2: Where you fuck half of New York.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: And then everybody does their own thing.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that after two years, no matter how
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  Speaker 1: many people you've recruited or fucked, you're going to come
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  Speaker 1: back to the marital home.
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  Speaker 7: And so there's no risk or anything. I don't want
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  Speaker 7: to do it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I've missed the window. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to meet any new people. But I'm
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  Speaker 7: saying for other people, if it was.
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  Speaker 1: something that society accepted, like something you do, like a
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  Speaker 1: passage of life, a passage of marriage, maybe more marriage
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  Speaker 1: would stay because like them, he's like, I'm so glad
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  Speaker 1: we didn't miss that. I'm so glad we did it
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  Speaker 1: that way, but I am happy we're back together now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I will say- And I thought that was
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  Speaker 1: nice that he said that.
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  Speaker 2: It does seem to have worked for them. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I'm falling for the banana in the tailpipe
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  Speaker 2: with their relationship, but they do seem like they're back
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  Speaker 2: into it.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, I- Banana and a tailpipe, please explain.
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  Speaker 2: That's a Beverly Hills Cop 1 reference.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Where I'm not going to fall for the banana and
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  Speaker 2: the tailpipe trick.
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  Speaker 7: But what is the trick?
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. You put a banana and a tailpipe.
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  Speaker 1: You can't start the car?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then they can't follow you. Oh, okay. Yeah. Good.
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  Speaker 2: Now, do we think, I feel like they kind of
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  Speaker 2: seem like they're back in love.
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  Speaker 1: They were having fun at this party. I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: that much time to talk to Meredith. But the caviar
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  Speaker 1: was there. The Meredith Marks caviar was there being served
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  Speaker 1: on small potatoes, which you know that's the way Kathy
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  Speaker 1: Hilton likes to have her caviar on a little potato.
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  Speaker 5: Or a large potato.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: With lots of sour cream.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, which I would have been down for. I mean, Heather,
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  Speaker 1: your life. The good news is there was not a
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  Speaker 1: lot of food there. And we didn't arrive until... Because
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  Speaker 1: that's what we were told to be coming around that time.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought there would be a lot of food. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it was a cocktail party, which is fine.
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  Speaker 1: So what's good is I have another event tonight. And
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  Speaker 1: last night I only had one deviled egg. Oh. Like
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  Speaker 1: a half of a little deviled egg. Did it have
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  Speaker 1: caviar on it? No, but it did have a delicious
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  Speaker 1: like candied bacon topper. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 7: That was all I had besides a drink.
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  Speaker 2: It's neat how you pretend you don't have any friends facetiously,
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  Speaker 2: but yet are at a different event.
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  Speaker 1: I'm clearly joking. Yeah, a different event. I'm clearly, clearly
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  Speaker 1: joking when I say that, and I have a very
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  Speaker 1: full life, as does Meredith Marks. So anyway, as I
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  Speaker 1: was walking through, this other girl said, I do want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you. And next to me was Angie. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: let me get to that. Was Angie and Whitney from
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  Speaker 1: Whitney Rose. And I've interviewed Whitney and Angie was super nice.
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  Speaker 1: Dark haired new Angie. Very, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's neat how you were actually with them last night,
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  Speaker 2: but Julie and I were watching them on TV.
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  Speaker 1: We were. That's neat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, we're like, Heather, can you believe Whitney is mad?
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  Speaker 5: And she's like, let me ask her.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, let me have my caviar.
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  Speaker 5: Let me talk to her for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm eating a deviled egg now.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, Angie's here.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: I'll get back to you.
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  Speaker 7: So then I basically joined their interview.
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  Speaker 1: And then the.
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  Speaker 7: Girl asked me, what is the what is this? What wait?
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  Speaker 1: You know, what's the one thing you want to know
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  Speaker 1: about in the Bravo history world? You know, and the
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  Speaker 1: two girls are like, you know, whatever they say is
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  Speaker 1: going to get them in trouble.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to haunt them for the next two years.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, I can answer this. When did Vicki
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  Speaker 1: know that Brooks didn't have cancer? Was it before she
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  Speaker 1: went to Staples and made the binder or was it after?
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  Speaker 7: I want to know.
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  Speaker 1: If I was terminal, I would say, can Vicki just
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  Speaker 1: tell me that? Just she can come in the room,
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  Speaker 1: just the two of us and tell me. Because I
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  Speaker 1: just want to know when she was like, fuck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the Carly Simon. I definitely don't think she
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  Speaker 1: planned it with him. But I think she discovered it
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  Speaker 1: at one point and then was like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: do I do?
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  Speaker 7: And that is what I want to know.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other thing I was about to say
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  Speaker 1: is where the fuck is Mary's husband, congregants or whatever
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  Speaker 1: you call it. And but I decided not to. Thank
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  Speaker 1: God she was right next to me.
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  Speaker 7: Mary was there.
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  Speaker 1: Mary was there. I'd love to know that.
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  Speaker 5: I'd love to know if they shut her church down
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  Speaker 5: or what.
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  Speaker 1: And then Angie, later on in the night, she goes,
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  Speaker 1: I need to find Mary because I'm her plus one.
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  Speaker 7: I go, what?
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  Speaker 1: You stayed in the same room? She goes, no, we're
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  Speaker 1: staying in different hotels. But she invited me. That's how
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  Speaker 1: she got in. Anyway, I like Angie. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: hang out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually shocked that Kathy invited Mary Cosby, but not Angie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, listen, this was a big event through DirecTV, and
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  Speaker 1: I love DirecTV, and they're streaming now, and it's great.
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  Speaker 1: So- I think it wasn't like, I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: it was like her personal list. I think they were like,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna invite a bunch of housewives, we're gonna invite
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of influencers, and who do you especially want?
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  Speaker 1: Is there somebody you don't want? That's probably the extent
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  Speaker 1: of it, and she probably was like, who cares? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's why we didn't go.
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  Speaker 7: She has a big, huge, fancy house.
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  Speaker 2: And she was at her house with all the Christmas trees.
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  Speaker 7: Everything. And I took lots of video.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be putting a reel together. The decorations were to die.
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  Speaker 1: There were pink trees, white trees, real frosted trees. There
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  Speaker 1: were old-fashioned, like, you know, old-fashioned decorations. You know, like
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  Speaker 1: when you looked on a thing and you're like, this
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  Speaker 1: is the heirloom from the Hiltons. Problematic times. Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Like a Victorian doll. Here I am with OC.
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  Speaker 2: I do want to encourage either of your listeners to
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  Speaker 2: go to Architectural Digest.
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  Speaker 1: It's AD on YouTube. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Kathy has not even at Christmas time. She's going through
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  Speaker 2: her home with the 17 holiday trees. It is chef's kiss.
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  Speaker 2: This is what you saw last night. There's a tree
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  Speaker 2: in every room.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's all her stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she allowed, you know, this this fabulous party. So
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  Speaker 1: you walk in and there's trees and there's an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to take other like a. a photo thing, which I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have time to do. Then you go in one room,
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  Speaker 1: the dining room, which is where the Moet champagne vending
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  Speaker 1: machine is, but it's free. Little individual model, like what
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  Speaker 1: the models do. Okay. Then you go downstairs and then
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  Speaker 1: that is the big room with the DJ and there
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  Speaker 1: was a charcuterie board and some apps and stuff and
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  Speaker 1: a bar and then another room with a bar. Then
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  Speaker 1: you go outside and there was a bar and then
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  Speaker 1: there was a Casamigos place and then there was Meredith
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  Speaker 1: Mark's caviar on the potatoes and just beautiful, beautiful places
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  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 1: Now, one thing I realized, as you see, you see
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  Speaker 1: the little pigs coming out of my feet. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: with Emily and Heather Dubrow. And both Emily and I
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  Speaker 1: from OC, we talked after being outside for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: And I wasn't like cold because I had long sleeves
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  Speaker 1: on this dress. It was like a red velvet off
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  Speaker 1: the shoulder, which I wore already to a wedding. So, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 7: You know, that's how real I am.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah, you're so down to earth.
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  Speaker 7: I'm so down to earth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, oh my gosh, if I get invited
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  Speaker 1: to any more Christmas parties that are remotely outside in California,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going boots, tights. I need my feet covered. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot go to an out. And a lot of Christmas
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  Speaker 1: parties in LA area are still outside. And you've got
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  Speaker 1: to prepare your little foot for those.
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  Speaker 2: You can literally have your shoulders out if your feet
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  Speaker 2: are covered with winter socks.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, and however it works to do that, you can
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  Speaker 2: be like in a tank top on the top.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about your feet. It's about the toes because
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden they start to freeze. OK, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so talk to Heather Dubrow. And I said, Heather, I
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  Speaker 1: reached out to you. Clearly something happened. Why you're not responding.
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  Speaker 7: But that's OK.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about our kids, you know, because I went
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  Speaker 1: to the groundbreaking party many years ago with her. And
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  Speaker 1: I said, I don't know, you know, but I loved
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  Speaker 1: you on this past season. I really felt you got
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  Speaker 1: beaten up. I thought you were such a target of
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  Speaker 1: everyone being jealous and you could not do right. And
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  Speaker 1: I said, and now that you have your place in L.A.,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to see you on Beverly Hills. And
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  Speaker 1: I've talked a lot about it. What's the is that possible?
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  Speaker 1: And she did the very classy Heather Dubrow. I cannot
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  Speaker 1: confirm nor deny.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do Heather's have a special bond? I think she would
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  Speaker 1: be great. Heather?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I like her.
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  Speaker 1: And when touching her, I touched her core, and my God.
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  Speaker 7: Hard, tight core.
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  Speaker 2: What about Heather Gay? Does she fit into the Heather?
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  Speaker 1: I like Heather Gay. Yeah. I like Heather Gay. I
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  Speaker 1: think she's a good time. We hung out one night
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  Speaker 1: in Park City, and I think she's a good time.
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  Speaker 2: When I look at this photo, what I want to imagine,
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  Speaker 2: and I will for myself. Yes. Is that if you
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  Speaker 2: can't see it, please go to YouTube. I want to
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: imagine everyone talking shit about Jeff Lewis. That's just me, though.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: That's just me. Carry on.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: There are some moments. There are some moments.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
• 15:29
  Speaker 7: We all had a great, you know, I really like
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: Emily a lot.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: She looked great.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: She brought a friend.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: And I talked about that. I love seeing her daughter
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: on the show because that girl is an aspiring actress.
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: And she does.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: She is a little ham and she likes it. So
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: when there's kids like that that I feel are benefiting
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: from being on it and want to be on it,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I really like that for them.
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Then I saw my girl, Crystal, the nicest. And I
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: said to her husband, I go, you know, your wife
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: is my favorite Beverly Hills housewife. You know why? Because
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: she's actually an 818 till you die. She's a Valley girl.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Do you guys know that? I went to Chaminade High School,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: a co-ed Catholic high school. And when she came to
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: do my show, she did not validate because she's real cheap.
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: She's real. She's all about a deal.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: She likes a Groupon. She parked in an area that
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: you can not even have to put a quarter in
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: to take an Uber. And then she was like, I'm
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: going to In-N-Out on my way home.
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: Now, listen, she is a real girl.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: One of my best friends who hooked me up with
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: this Fendi, her daughter goes to Chaminade.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: So we love a Chaminade moment. Right now, you guys,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Brandy is wearing Rich Bitch Lady for the fall. She
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: has a real Fendi shawl on that's quite stunning and timeless.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay.
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: Here I am with Kathy. Oh, the tequila.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: And we got to take a photo with her tequila.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: And I told her that at my live shows last year,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: we did a taster between hers and 818.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: And she did always predominantly every time win.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Did they reenact the Aspen? We did not.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: No, but that's the bar. Yeah, she was giving everybody.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're right.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: That is the bar.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: They reenacted it. Oh, I didn't even realize that, that
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: that's what it was about.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: That's cute.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: She gave everybody attention and everything. But I always feel
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: like even if someone is my friend and they're the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: hostess of a big party, I want to say how
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I want to get my photo, but I don't want
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: to monopolize.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: But she was like, no, Heather, come take a photo
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: and everything.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: She looks great, by the way.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Here is Sheena Shea looking absolutely gorgeous. Now, Sheena and I,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: we can remain real friends because we both have a
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: good side and it's not the same side. Right.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: And we know that. So that's how you pose.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: And then she has a nice ass. So then I
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: tried to push out my not nice ass. And she
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: had a long green gown on and she looked fabulous there.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: We love Sheena. She looks great. It's always fun to
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: talk to her. And then here's James Kennedy, who has
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: a much better jawline than Matt Rife. And his is,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in my opinion, completely natural. James looks great. James is
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: killing it. He is going to be at the Marquis
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: this Saturday night in Vegas.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: We saw him at the VIP at BravoCon with you.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: Always a delight.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Always. Always a delight, a dapper dude, and funny as fuck.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: You guys look great.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: You're both in nuts. A version of Velvet. It's a
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: wonderful photo.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a great outfit on. Look at him.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Okay, then I talked to Katie.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Looking great. Look at her purse.
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: It's a nice big ball.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I love that she has her hair like that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: It looks so good because she has a perfect face.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks great.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: She has short hair.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: It looks great.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: And did you know that Ariana got a perfect score
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: on her later Dancing with the Stars? No, she got
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: all 10. A perfect score.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: She's definitely going to have to win, I think. Wow. Anyway,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the sandwich shop, the reason the sandwich shop, it's all
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: about the fricking permits and West Hollywood.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: And that is all true.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: That is true.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Is it off? I don't know. I think they've had
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: moments where they could, but it's not like an everyday
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: opening thing. It still isn't everyday open because they're still
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: fighting the city to have the sandwich shop.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Here I am with Whitney Rose and Angie. Angie's body
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: is- I thought that was Jessica Simpson, Heather.
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: Whitney Rose?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Look at that.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Pretend it's Jessica Simpson in your own mind.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: She looked, she looked, yes.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: And they both look gorgeous. And Angie's body is ridiculous.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But she's tiny. She had very platform shoes on. But anyway.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: What do you think? She's 5'2? Yeah, she's probably a
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: little bit tiny. Anyway, they're both very nice. I can't
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: believe Jessica Simpson went to the party, guys. I think
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hang out with Angie. She's coming out
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to the desert because her daughter is an equestrian.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's perfect. I mean, this is just not.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: Plans.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: God, the haters must be just banging their head against
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: the car.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Please don't get in a car accident, people. Please.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, finally. I'm imagining that's me. Finally, Julie, she made
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: it to the party.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: There's a photo with Sheena, myself, Whitney, and Angie. And
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: then this guy, I don't know who he is, but
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: he's cute.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And that is who Julie's identifying with most.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: I like his outfit. Because sometimes at these events, I'm
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: always like, I always feel so... uncomfortable.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: You would not have felt uncomfortable. Everyone was so nice.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Everyone knew each other. Nick Vial and his very pregnant
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: fiance were there and looking adorable.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: Okay. So then let's talk about Real Housewives.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Wait, was Heather Gay not there? Heather Gay was not there.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Do you think there was a rhyme or reason to
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: which SLC Housewives?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: No, I think sometimes it's, sometimes it's PR. Sometimes it's,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: You knew the right person. Sometimes you got invited and
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: it just didn't make sense to fly out there. I mean,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: they all had to fly out, get a hotel. They
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: all have kids. You know what I mean? It's like
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: there's other reasons why maybe you don't go. I would
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: sell my home. I don't understand. It's Kathy Hilton. You
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: know what? Was Paris there?
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: We'll see how loyal you are this year. And maybe
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: next year I can squeeze your asses in there.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I mean... Okay, so... Let's talk about Real Housewives of
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City. So there's a new girl named Monica.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That's pretty entertaining to watch. And listen, if you're not
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: watching the shows, I'm going to fill you in because
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to talk about the juicy stuff. We
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: don't like recap the whole episode. But Monica got in there.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: She has a strange relationship with her mother. And we
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: don't know why the mother left her at a friend's
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: house while she pursued something in New York. I highly
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: doubt she was working for IBM. I don't know if
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: she's trying to be an actress. I don't know if
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: she left for a man. But she said she left
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: for work. And therefore, Monica and her mom don't have
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: a good relationship. Monica's divorced with four kids. And the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: divorce happened because she had an affair with her husband's
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: sister's husband. So her brother-in-law through marriage. Which is probably
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: not great for the former husband and his sister's relationship. Heather,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: we've met your brother-in-law. And we have. And I feel like.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I do like Monica, but I also do feel that
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: sleeping with your brother-in-law is very, very, very intense on.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: The list of fucked up things you can.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Do in life. I mean, that's so intense. It is really,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: really bad because you're not just, it almost would be
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: better if she fucked her husband's brother because then that
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: would just be all with that one family.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Because now you're just into a look.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: But now you've screwed up the brother's relationship with his
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: sister and then you've screwed up the sister's Relationship with
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: her husband and her family. And then to quadruple it,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: you go on a show and you get on the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: show because you're so honest about it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, I have a scarlet letter and
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: no one cares about him. I know. But like that
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: family has kids. And look, I like Monica. I'd like
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: to have her on the show because I'd like to
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: ask her about this. And like, I like that she's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: being honest. But at the same time, I'm like, but
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: she also.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: Needs a job.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. Right. Because the mom has control over her Range Rover.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And the mom can go over there in the middle
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: of the night, hop in it and drive it away.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And then she has no way of getting her kids
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to school. So it's a very weird relationship.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: But we do like Monica because she did say, who's Jeff?
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: She said, who's that?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Is he even on Bravo? And then the resounding answer was, no,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: he isn't.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So Monica, so they go, last week they go and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: they have a nice fun day that Heather Gay puts
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: together where they're going to go outside and they're, and
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: which is weird because even Whitney was like, Yeah, it
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: was kind of weird that my cousin left Mormonism, yet
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: she has a party where we do like a couple Mormon,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: old-fashioned Mormon crafts, make these little weird dolls that look
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: like little weird voodoo dolls that look like a tissue
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: doll or something. And then also we put on these
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: bonnets and we shake– We shake butter until it becomes,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: for six minutes until it becomes, no, cream until it
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: becomes butter, which of course all the gay producers loved that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Okay, these girls are going to do this. A lot
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: of them kept doing it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: And they made jokes about it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: You know you've all done this for more than six minutes.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: I know you have, right?
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: They just love it over and over again. It's like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: who hasn't done this, right?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Like, okay, I got it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And then you did something that, Brandy, you love and
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: pointed out is always a new thing that the Housewives
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: franchise is being forced to do, to get a fight going.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Because otherwise, why did we all come out here and
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: pay for a bartender and wear our Fendi clothes?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Now, I did try to find for, I watched the
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: episode of the butter jerking off for like, Julie and
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I just watched it like a couple days ago. So
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I only had two days, but I did try to
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: find us bonnets. And it was not that easy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, that you could have brought bonnets on the show?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that we, us three could have worn them.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: But the thing is that what they love to do
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: is put on a, you know, a costume, preferably a
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: lingerie based costume. You know, I'm a dirty angel, but
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: you're just in a thong. And now we're going to
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: play a game, you know, which is basically no matter
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: what the game is called, it's who at the table
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: do you wish death on?
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: Exactly. Which is what they said.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: They said we haven't before we talk about, you know,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: getting our friendship stronger and moving on.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: I have a real fun game, says Heather Gay.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: You know, back in the olden days when the Mormons
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: were shaking the butter to jerking off the cream to
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: make a butter, they had to go in these wagons
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: to go and settle in another state, and it was snowy,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and it was the 1800s. So we're going to talk
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: about who would you like to throw off your wagon
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to be left in the cold and die in the
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: woods and be eaten by wolves.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, I'll go.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to say I'm going to pick
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: the woman who's a thief and who stole earrings and
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: doesn't support women or gay people.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Even though we're all here together. I'm sorry, Heather.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to throw you, apparently push you
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: off the wagon while it's moving.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: But that's cool.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: It's just a game, right?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Well, even though you called me a monster, because we're
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: filming this show together, I'm willing to move on, even
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: though I was, you know, subsequently left in the snow
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to die and eaten by coyotes in 1800s Utah. Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: But you know what? I'm going to move on because.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Otherwise if I talk about it anymore, I'm a hysterical,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: unhinged weirdo.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Just move on. Right. Hey, let it go.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Let it go.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: So, of course, Lisa Barlow, who feels like Monica has
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: had it out for her, She says, well, it's going
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to be Monica because you're a mean person. And then
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Monica goes into her impression, which we all can do
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the impression. So I don't think it's the greatest impression.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: But she does a pretty good job at doing the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow where she's like, oh, really?
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: I love that for you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: And then Lisa Barlow goes, oh, really?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: If you like my voice so much, why do you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: keep– I guess you keep– you're obsessed with it. You
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: keep talking about it. She's like, actually, I don't because
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I don't even really think it's your voice. Like it
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: was so– Sixth grade. Cringe. It was so sixth grade
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: where it was like, I know you are, but what
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: am I? I know you are, but what am I? Like,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: it was that bad. It was up there with Kyle
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: and Sutton in Beverly Hills. Another great scene where she's like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you know, Sutton's been drinking vodka cranberry since 7 a.m.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: And even the weird butler guy is like, would you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: care for some tea, Sutton?
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Like, wink, wink.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: And she's like, no. I'm having a cocktail. I've had
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: a long day. I've been up walking around this house
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: drinking cocktails since seven. And it's exhausting putting ice in
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: a glass. And if you can't realize how exhausting it is,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: maybe you aren't my friend, Kyle.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: Maybe you aren't.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And then Kyle's like, well, I think you're acting like
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: a little star. Name them.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Name them.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Name them.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm trying to hear.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to tell you.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Name them.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to tell you what the.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Name them. Stop talking.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: Name them.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Why are you doing that?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I didn't like that Erica set
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: me up. When the elevator opened up and the dancers
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: from Magic Mike were there, Erica.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: Said, oh, now's your chance.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Look at the dancers that you were nice to. And
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Kylie's just like, what the fuck? It was amazing. And
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I posted something on my stories. I came across a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: TikTok where this girl is sitting with her dog. And
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the dog's able to put his hand out. And then
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: she wrote down, when your dog refuses to take your
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: answers for why you can't go to the dog park.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: And so she's talking to her dog.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: And she's like, because it's raining out.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: And the dog, the little poodle or whatever it is,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: is like, was putting in a hand. And they had
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the voiceover of, name him.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: Name him. She's like, because it's raining and we can't
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: go to that.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Name him. Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: It was so funny.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: So what, whose team are we on? What do you
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: think is going on with them? And you know about
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the lawsuit. Do you know about the lawsuit? Well, no.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So Monica went to Beauty Lab back.
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, love this. Let me find it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Back in, what year was this? I think it might
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: have been 2019. The Medical Spa released screenshots from December. Okay,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: so she is not on the show yet.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: No, she's not on the show.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: She works for Jen Shah at this point. At this time,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: she works for Jen Shah. Okay. And the Medical Spa
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Beauty Lab, which I've been to, which is a great operation,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: and Heather Gay is using her platform, and she has
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: a partner, and they built another place. and it's like
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you get facials next to each other. It's like a blowout,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: but for facials. And then along with Botox and everything.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Like injections.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Injections, facials, all this stuff.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, so the medical spa released screenshots from December 2019
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: to May 2020. As Monica praised their services, the star
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: constantly and openly raved about how good the services actually were,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Beauty Lab claimed. In the message from December 10th, 2019,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Monica wrote, Obsessed.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: You're amazed. Adding two heart emojis.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Three days later, she sent Reagan a photo of her
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: face with a comment, I mean, so good.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: This is important because.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Monica paid a little bit of money up front, and
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I guess you could pay monthly, and she never paid,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and it was several thousand dollars.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: And so eventually the beauty lab went after her, and
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: now she, it's all been revealed, and now Monica says,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I'm countersuing because the work was shoddy. I didn't look good.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: It was bad, and that's why I'm not paying. But
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: there's all this saying that she loved it. So, and
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: now Monica's lawyer is asking for more time to collect
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: evidence and respond to the beauty lab's motion.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Do we know the total bill? Is it only, like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: two grand?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: No, it's, like, four.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: But it's not, I mean, but still, like, they're not
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: going to be stiffed.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And they'll probably be stiffed. And they'll probably be like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: when we get stiffed, this is what we do. And,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you know, and, like, it's probably not on Heather. You know,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Heather's running the whole thing. So she probably didn't even know. Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I think that she didn't know until they were filming,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and hopefully we'll see it, that one of these.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: you know, people that didn't pay is her co-star. I mean,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I know nothing about this ins and outs. I will say, though,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: that Jen Shah did famously go to Beauty Lab. Yes.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And Monica worked for Jen Shah.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I did think, and this is said with all due,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: that Jen and Heather's some details.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Of their work were a little.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: For me, a little bit objectionable. Like, I was like, huh,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I would do... Wait, Jen and Heather, what work? The
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: work on their face.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I would say probably... I would do a little bit differently, me,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: my choice, if I could. Because I think they're both...
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I think Jen's child is, like, really pretty. And I
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: think Heather is, too.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Well, it can be temporary.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: So the thing is, like, yeah, if it's a little
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: too jacked up or whatever, you just let it go out.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Or in the wrong area.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: So I think probably maybe Jen was like, come on, Monica,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: let's go down.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And maybe Jen.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: said she would pay for it because that does track
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: for me for Jen and I we love Jen Shaw
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: no matter how problematic she is serving life in prison
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: or whatever her deal is.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing I think I think when somebody struggles
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: with money and finances but live on their means yeah
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: that this is probably something that Monica has done in
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: several places and several places it's just not worth it
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You know, so she didn't have.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: The four thousand. She didn't want to pay.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: She couldn't. And she probably thought they're never going to
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: figure it out. They're going to get tired. Or blame Jen. Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: And but I don't I don't think the Jen thing
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: has it. So I think.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Jen connected her there because she worked for Jen. She
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: has bad credit or her mom wouldn't know.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Since we're talking about Jen.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: There is some scoop. As you know, she's in the
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: same prison with Elizabeth Holmes. One drop.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: One drop.
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: This one drop can save my uncle's life. And wouldn't
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: you want that if you could know what every disease
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: someone had with one drop of blood? It's really kind
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: of great that we're here today.
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: Anyway, she's back.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: So Jen Shaw, they're calling her Jen Fonda in the prison.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Is she doing workout? Yes, she's doing workout classes, including
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: an ab focus class called Shamazing and offering makeup tutorials
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: using products from the prison commissary.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: What are we doing?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: We're getting like Earl Grey tea and doing makeup.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Maybe there's a way to do it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: And she'd become a mentor to fellow inmates, including Elizabeth Holmes. Well,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I believe that because Scott Nathan, who's come on my
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: show a few times, is a famous photographer. He said
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: at one point, a few years ago, someone reached out
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and was like, do you know a stylist that works
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: in Northern California? Because I have this girl and she
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: is like a Silicon executive and she needs a stylist.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And it was Elizabeth Holmes. So she never had style,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: which is hence why she just copied Steve Jobs' turtleneck look.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And so she probably doesn't really know how to do
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: much makeup or anything. And Shemazing is there to help.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Still branding Shemazing. Still branding it. She spends a lot
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: of time journaling, Jen Shaw. And she has almost 90
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: pages so far. But she's got like eight years left.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: So that's going to be a big book. So the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: book will be done in 2027.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine anyone caring, but who knows? Do you
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: think she'll get out early? They already shortened it a
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: little bit, but I don't think when it's federal. I think, no,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: she's got to do like at least five, six years.
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: She has to.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: There's no way she's going to be out in like
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: two and a half. There's no, no way is my understanding. But,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know everything.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: Here I am with Kyle.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: She looks thin. We both have similar bags.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: You both look thin.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you both look thin.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: What's her girlfriend?
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, friend there?
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: Morgan Wade was not there.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I did talk to her because I said, you know,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I saw you. over the weekend with Morgan on a
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: walk and but she's but I'm like she goes I've
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: seen you out there before I'm like I'm like I
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: don't belong in your community belong in another community but
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I was at a golf cart and want to bother
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: you and you know she was recovering Morgan was recovering
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: from she had that one of this different gene for
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: breast cancer.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And Oh, the Brock to Hampton or whatever.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: So she was able to do that.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: And that's going to be all part of the documentary
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: that Kyle is producing and is part of, along with
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: her music and everything. And I do think it's going
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to be like a really important message of getting people
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: aware and tested and all that stuff.
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: So that was that.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Was Kris Jenner there?
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: But she was very nice. No, Kris Jenner was not there.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Were any of the Kardashians there?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: No. That's a bummer. And I only saw Nikki Hilton.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I did not see Paris. But Paris has a two-day-old
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: baby or whatever, so no.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: So anyway, she.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Looked great and she was nice.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Did you guys have a nice vibe? Was it fake? Kyle?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Oh no, Kyle reached out to me. She's like, Heather.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: And then we chatted a little.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: And then, because she's funny.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Like when I, like I tagged her about the, with
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the dog and the person name and like, she'll see
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that and like laugh or repost it. Like she has
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: a good sense of humor about the craziness of things.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: But Kathy recently in another interview asked, being asked about
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: her sister's struggle with Mauricio. She said, I was very shocked.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I found out when everybody else did. But I can't
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: imagine that Kyle would go this far in the separation
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: if she wasn't serious about, I believe, it being a
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: true ending. Was Kim there?
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Kim who?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Richards. Yes. Kim Richards was there. And I'm so bummed
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I did not get to talk to her. But she
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: was just running around and being, like, funny. But I
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: remember it was so much. It was like... Sensory overload
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: of like, who do I talk to and when? And
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: then I also want to get a photo. And it
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: was just, but it was super fun. And everybody was
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: like really cool and in a great vibe. It was great.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: And was Rick Hilton there? Because he's giving Hugh Hefner thin,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: handsome vibes lately. Rick is killing the game.
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: If Rick was there.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I did not see him. But, you know, like I said,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: there was outside, there was downstairs, there was the front level.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: There was like a lot of places. And I saw
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Larsa Pippen on the red carpet with her boyfriend, Marcus.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: I wanted to.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: And Gertie was there from Miami. Gertie was there and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to talk to her.
• 38:12
  Speaker 9: Was she bald?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: She looked great.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: And then Larsa was like, oh, hi. And I wanted
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to talk to her because I've never talked to her.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe I've talked to her many years ago in the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Kardashian days, but I didn't get a chance.
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: But she looked great.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: She was with the boyfriend and, you know.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: Let's see if there's anything else.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Love them.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, who was not invited was Kim Zolciak, who got
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of shit yesterday. This site, this Instagram is
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: called The Good, The Bad, and The Fake Six. They
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: basically dedicate their life to... Fake news. No, Kim Zolciak
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and her fake news. OK, but TMZ reported on this
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: as well. So one thing that Kim does, but many
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: other housewives do this. Vicky, Tamara, I'm just going to
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: say it. They do it. I don't know why they should.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, I've been offered to do it. I'm like,
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: I don't want to do it. You give them.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Access to your Facebook or whatever, and they will come
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: up with these story headlines that are 100% clickbait. So
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: it'll show like a picture of like Teresa and Louie,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and they'll be like, it's over.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: And with like an X between them. And then you
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: go to it, and it's like, it's over.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: They finished redoing their jacuzzi spa.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Like, it's like literally that.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: But then you get the ad. I mean, it's never
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: what you think it is. And it's like, so she's
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: done this.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: Kim has done.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a grandma like seven times. And
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes it's a puppy's pregnant. Sometimes it's her neighbor across
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the street is going to. And other times it's like
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: when I become a grandma, I want to be called no,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: no or whatever.
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: It's never that. So she did one this.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Two days ago that was an ultrasound. No. With she
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and Brielle. And on the ultrasound, she put Brielle's name
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: on there. No. And it, Brielle's not pregnant. So she
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: doctored that and everything for the clickbait. And then it
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: was just, when I become a grandma, this is what
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I would like. This embryo.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: So everyone's just like, this is just, and then they're like,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: you know, she has a serious boyfriend, Brielle.
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: And they're like, think about, some of the comments are
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: so funny.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: They think about like, you know, people tagging or trying
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: to find, you know, Brielle's boyfriend and his family being like, congrats.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just like, Ugh.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: So she needs the money so bad. And is it
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: good money?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But, I mean, it's just a click-baity thing.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, people are on to it now. It's just, like,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: not why anybody would ever think that she has the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: scoop over TMZ or something about somebody getting divorced or
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: breaking up or dying. She's never going to have it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: You don't need to click on it. Neither does Vicky.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Neither does Tamara.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: Like, it's just.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Just whatever.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: But, you know, they got to make their money, whatever.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: But I just, it doesn't hurt you.
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: You click on it.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: It's not like all of a sudden by clicking on it,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: they shut down your bank account.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: It's just you've wasted a couple of minutes.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: So it's not a crime.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's just kind of like, I don't think you need
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: It, ladies. I always fall for it. It's like, yes,
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: of course I want to see what Shiloh looks like now.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: And then I never get to. I never, ever get to.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I want to see what all of Angelina's kids look like.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: No, she falls for this new prehistoric animal they discovered.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: They discovered.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: It was nothing.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: It was just like we excavated the parking lot and
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: found the bone.
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: Like, well.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I always fall for it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: And it's always, or pictures of whatever. I can't ever
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: see what the kids look like. And also, who's thin now?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: No one's thin.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: No one's thin.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And this site, you know, really this Instagram, whatever, Instagram account.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: The good, bad, and the fake sex. They really have
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: archived stuff that she's done that's just irked them, okay?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And so they are like, look, this was her last Christmas.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: And they have her, I guess now, defunct podcast. I
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: can't imagine that they still have a podcast. Though, if
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: they got on their podcast, they fucking talked about their fighting,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: calling the cops all the time, and losing their... Just
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: like I said, if you brought the cameras and showed
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: that documentary style, second part of Queen of Versailles movie...
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: like document, like, let's see the demand. Like then I
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: think people would really pay a lot to see that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: But anyway, they showed, she showed them the audio of
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: them talking. She and Corey about like, oh, we're going
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: to give to this charity and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: I don't know if they ever gave.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: But then they show them Christmas morning, every gift wrapped
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: to the nines, which I'm sure she had to hire
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: people to do that. And each of the six kids
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: literally has 80 gifts each. It is so gross. And
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, and then just show it all. Like, I just,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: even if, listen to me, people. If you're listening to
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Juice Scoop, everyone has an Instagram account. Show your tree
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: and stuff. But if you really are that blessed, show
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: a car. If you got a car, you got your
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: wife a car, like, I think that's fine. But the
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: 75 gifts for each child, it's like, Just keep it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: We don't need to see it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: Like, it's not going to help.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: It's not going to make us like you anymore, even
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: though you might get a lot of likes. The long
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: run is, if you end up like Kim and Croy,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that's out there forever, and people are going to.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: Be like, you're gross.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I only want to see someone be like.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I went into massive debt for this, but this is
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: how much I love my wife and here's the car
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Click. I like you.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to see, you know, a huge
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: whole hot family like Tom Brady and Giselle and both
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: of their new friends. boyfriends and girlfriends and all their
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: gorgeous kids and they're all in matching onesies and they're
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: like counting their money. And I'm like, no, that makes
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: me feel bad.
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: You know, I just want to see people being like, well,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I'm hiding in the pantry because my mom's on my.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Nerves or whatever.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Like it's me like hiding from my whole family.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I wish I was drinking.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: I didn't care how much it costs, but I finally
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: made the first payment of half of this Mazda.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Are you an aunt? Yes, I am. Oh, my gosh.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: I have the gift for you. I just came across it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It's a candle that's called the ant candle. And it
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: smells like vodka and family gossip.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Literally, I'm that person. That is so funny.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: It's like, why is Aunt Brandy drunk already? I'm hiding. Like, what, kids?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm drinking. My mom's cooking wine. Cooking wine. It's
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: not for drinking. Here at the Christmas party, here are
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: two of the top realtors of Selling Sunset. And while
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: they are taking a photo, it's Emma and the one
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: that's married, that had the baby with Nick Cannon. Brie?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Is this from the regular Selling Sunset? They're the LA
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Selling Sunset girls. So anyway, before Kathy joined in, they
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: were taking really hot photos together that were just like stunning, honestly.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: And I got in there and I go, girls, hi,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a four bedroom, three.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: Bath in the Hollywood Hills. My budget is $ 400, 000.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Can you help me?
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: And they're like dying laughing.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, could you run some cops? Do you guys
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: do rentals?
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Is this what you're going to wear to the open house?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the meme. To me, that is the meme
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: of 2023. If anyone can find it. And the tiny purse.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: A lot of realtors are like, it's not even the
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: sexy outfits. It's that as a realtor, your purse is like.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Couldn't even hold one key to get into the house.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: It has like a lip gloss in it. It doesn't
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: even have your iPhone.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: They're in.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: pasties and a bathing suit bottom, and they're at the
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: open house.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: That's the best meme I've ever seen.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing wrapping.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: And then the one girl, she showed up at one
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: of the listings or whatever on the show, and she
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: took a Chanel basketball and just made it a purse,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: but it didn't open. So she was just walking around
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: with a Chanel basketball wrapped around a chain just for looks.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: And also it gives me anxiety because they always go
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: out and all the houses are modern and they always
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: have these teak decks and they have these spiky heels.
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, your heel is going to fall in
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: the slit.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the slit.
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: And then you're going to fall over the mountain.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: We're all imagining falling. I mean, I do want to
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: say that Kathy Hilt looks really cute.
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: She looks so cute.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: She looks great. Her legs are tight.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Her body is cute.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Her face is gorgeous.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Her hair is good. She looks really good. Okay, so
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: this was Emma's post about when G Flip and Chrishell
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: got married. Do you know that they're married now?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize they got married.
• 46:55
  Speaker 9: And.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I just wanted, I saved this topic for Julie because
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I like her Australian accent. You have to make sure
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Julie understands.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: I'm a lesbian.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Tell her what's going on. Okay, G Flip is a
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: lesbian who goes by they, them pronouns. And she's a
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: singer in Australia. And she's 27.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: And she and Chrishell fell in love. And now they're married.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Chrishell from Selling Sunset, who was married to the This
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Is Us guy. And they got divorced. Anyway.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: Anyway.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Chrishell, she said, loves my Australian accent and is always
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: mimicking me. And around three times a day, she'll laugh
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: at something I've said. I think my accent helped charm her,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: they added. Earlier this month, G Flip also revealed that
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: they're planning to have kids with Chrishell.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, the Australian accent is a delight.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: So I would like to hear. Hey, guys. Hey, Heather.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: Heather. I'm going to be Chrishell.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: And you're going to be the G Flip when we meet.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Hey, darling.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: I'm great.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here and meet you, G Flip.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: It's my pleasure. It's completely my pleasure. What are you
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: doing later?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm supposed to show a house, but it's actually
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: fake for the show because I don't have any listings.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: So I just need to put on a bikini and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: heels before the client arrives.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: That sounds perfect.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I'd love to go to that house opening if you
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: don't mind. Maybe we could go out to the deke
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: and have some shrimps on the barbie or talk about
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: lesbian stuff.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. I didn't realize you were a lesbian.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: You didn't?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: That's an interest of mine.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Is that an interest of yours?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: It's an interest of mine as well as music. And
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: you're a musician.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I am both of those.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: And Australia, too, is an interest of mine.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I've never been.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: All three?
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: All three? Do you want to go to Australia?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I would. Can I eat your box? And listen to
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: some music?
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: And do lesbian stuff?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: All right, let's shut it down.
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: That's how they fell in love, and they got married.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Did Kyle, though, I mean, it begs the question. Yes.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Because Chrishell, I find really, really pretty.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Gorgeous.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And it was the only thing that even kept me
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: watching the dumbass show.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: It's her cute-ass face.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like, this girl's pretty. I'm just going
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: to stay in here.
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I love her face.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I thought she was with.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: One of the Oppenheimer guys. Was she not?
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: She was.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I thought you said This Is Us. So
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: if you were to look up someone who doesn't have
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: a type in the dictionary, such an old file, it's Webster.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: Remember how people used to say that?
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: It would be Chrishell because she was married to the
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: tall blonde guy from This Is Us.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: Who's hot. Who's really hot. They got divorced while on
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: the show.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: She then was on Nancy with the Stars and I
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: believe got with one of the dancers who was a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: black guy. She then got together with one of the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: tiny twins who runs Oppenheimer, Jason, who was shorter than
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: her and everything else and they seemed very in love
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: and all this.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: And now she's with a.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Non-binary Australian lesbian who's 10 years younger than she.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: When I did consult the Webster's Dictionary for the person
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: without a type, what came up predominantly, and I did
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: look in many, and even I looked in an encyclopedia,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: and I think we know what it is.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: What is it? Gold Digger. You think she's a gold digger?
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: That's such good acting.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I do.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Because I don't even.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Think the Oppenheimer guys are like, I don't even think
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: they're that. I think they're kind of cute. Like, I
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: don't think they're.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I totally disagree. I think she's doing fine. I think
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: she's doing really well as both an influencer and a
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: fake realtor and on the show. And I don't think
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: she would get married and be with G-Flip if there
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: wasn't something. There is a real love. Will they stay
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: together forever?
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Who the fuck knows?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: But I do think they really are committed and love
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: each other. And I don't think it's because G-Flip is
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: rolling in it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I think every... She's an opportunist, and I'll say
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: not that I have a problem with that. But I
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: do think she's a gold digger because I think the
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Oppenheimer guy was... means to an end. She's like one
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: of those really beautiful supermodels who then has to go
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: marry like a geriatric man who runs like, you know, Gucci.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: She doesn't have the longevity. I don't know if her
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: 401k for Dancing with the Stars is going to, you know,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: come through.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I think it's the girl that whoever shows real
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: interest in her, then she falls for that person.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: G Flip might be, you know, a sensation.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: G Flip plays all these instruments, writes her own music,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and sings. I think she could be a big hit.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I've seen some of her performing, and I think she's
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: really good. She might be rich. I think Kyle saw
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: this and was like, oh, my God.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: She probably looked up to Chrishell because she's so beautiful
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: and was like, look at her. She's with this tattooed,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: you know, fucking dyke or whatever. And then she's like,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I want to find my own tattooed fucking dyke.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And that's what Kyle did. Well, who knows? I do
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: think– I have said that the Oppenheimer guys could be
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: a little peeve that maybe a lot that's happened on
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills and Kyle's life has copied them because they
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: now have their own reality show with her daughters and
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: her former husband or ex-husband-to-be called Buying Beverly Hills. So
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: they have a show about hot, pretty realtors. And then
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: she has a very close friend– She said my friend
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: to me. She said my friend. Yeah. So we just
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: believe it.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Also, I know you and Chris discussed the lesbian power walking.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I do want everyone to know that when we stayed
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: at your beautiful home in La Quinta, Julie and I
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: did a Patreon and you and Liz and your sister
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: did go on a lesbian power walk.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think power walks are lesbian at all. Through
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: the golf course.
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: I think that is a way.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Through a golf course.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: So, you know what? I'm not... Obviously, Shannon... I think
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: that's one way to get your ass out is if
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you could talk with a friend. But I think it's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: so funny that people think that is something that's, like, amazing.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Julie and I are in a bed together just doing
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: a Patreon.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: We did the lesbian power-up.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You guys were doing the lesbian power-up. And you guys
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: opted out as heteros.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: We're like, that's way too gay for us.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: We'll stay in bed together.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Well, anyway, speaking of which, also at
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the party was this cute girl from Selling Sunset OC
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: named Kayla. And she said, you one time talked about
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: the show and you said, I would be with an
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: old rich guy from OC. And I go, oh, I'm sorry.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: She goes, no, I want your prediction to come true.
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: Where is he?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But she's doing, she's really cute and she's doing well.
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: And so that show's coming back too.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I heard Selling Sunset OC is like the business.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Selling Sunset OC is just, it's just aesthetically just.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: Is it drama?
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: The same reason why I love watching OC Real Housewives.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I just, if it's a gloomy day in the valley
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: or if it's just rainy or whatever, I just like
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: to get on my bed and just watch all that
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: beautiful ocean and perfect faces and perfect bodies. And that's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: what I like about it. And yeah. Good for them.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I heard it's really good, telling Sunset OC.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, let me see.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. Did you hear about this Real Housewives of Potomac scoop? No. Oh,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: my God. This is amazing. So Candace and her husband, Chris.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Candace is black. Chris is white. They've been married a
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: few years. He's divorced with some kids. I think they're
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: trying to have kids. Candace likes to sing. This is
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Potomac. On last year's episode, there was
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: this girl. that I personally don't find attractive, okay? She
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: reminded me of when Jamie Foxx played a character in
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Loving Color, where Jamie Foxx's character was a girl that
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: was- Shanaynay? Thought she was the hottest thing to walk
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: into a room and had incredible confidence, but to the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: average eye, not your typical beauty, okay? So this girl
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: shows up and she's like, Chris was hitting on me
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and everything. And the editors show the fact that Chris
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: is absolutely not hitting on this girl, okay? And then
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Giselle is like, he wanted to talk to me alone
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: in my room during the reunion.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: And it made me very uncomfortable.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I think he was hitting on me.
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: And he's like, what?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: And then another girl goes, well, he texted me after
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I posted that I went to a bar in the
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: town and didn't text it. And she did a story. of, like, hey,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: out at, you know, Jones' restaurant. And then he saw
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: that and he said, you.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: Should have come to my place. He replied to the story.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: He replied to the story, like, you should have come
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: to my place because I'd like to get as many
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: high-profile people here. Like, come to my place next time
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: you have a girls' night. That's how I interpreted it.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: It's 2.30 in the morning. He's coming down from working.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: We're all up after we do stand-up at 2.30 in
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: the morning. And you're, like, writing people. It's not like you're, like, uh-uh,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you know, making butter out of your day, okay?
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: Like, so.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I really felt for them. I met them briefly at
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: BravoCon the year before. Totally nice, but still, I kind
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: of felt for this. So then another person comes up.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I dated Chris. He paid for an abortion. It all
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: comes out. It's absolutely horrible. Now the woman is saying,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I lied. I never met Chris Bassett. I never talked
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to him. I made the whole thing up. I'm sorry
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: that my actions hurt people. Now that should be the
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: end of it, right? But still, there's these fans that
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: are like, did they get to her?
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: Did they threaten her?
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: No.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: If she's saying she lied, accept that she said she
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: lied and stop going after these people when there's no
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: evidence of it. And when the one person was the
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: evidence and she said she lied, that's it.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Why did she come back and say she lied? Because
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I think she did lie. Maybe they were, like— Going
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: to sue her?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, she's saying, I have receipts from getting
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: an abortion and everything, which she didn't have. And it's like, God,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: you know, we're on this show, but God, I don't
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: think we deserve to, like, have this bullshit happen.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: Like, I was just like, God. So— Team Chris and
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: Candice on this one.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: This was like.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Well, I just need to say.
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: I'm not really into Chris.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I kind of am.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I like that he cooks. Well, we like Giselle.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: And they don't like Giselle.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: And I do want to say that I do feel
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: that when Giselle was describing what happened with Chris, she
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: did use words such as, I felt uncomfortable. I asked
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: him to not please be in here. I don't want
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: the way it looks is never good for me. And
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: I just had this feeling with him and I felt uncomfortable.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: She never said he hit on me. She never said
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: he tried anything.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: True, true.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: She just said.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: That she felt that it looked bad and I don't
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: want to be a part of that because she's used
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: to all these guys constantly and she just didn't want to, whatever.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, I think that's fair.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: But I also think in a guy's defense, it's like
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: sometimes they don't, some guys are really conscious of it. Like,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: you know, Keanu Reeves will take a million pictures and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: never even, he does this fake hand on your back.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He knows never to touch anyone's back. And people that
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: have been around, they learn that.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: But these people were never stars. He's a chef. He
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: just so.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It's like he's just moving on what he's like. Literally,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: like I said, if you're looking, I talk about consultants
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: and coaches. I will do free consulting for any new
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: housewife and their husband.
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: We'll have dinner with you. I will give you all
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: the tips. I will show you how to take a
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: photo with fans. I will tell you what to do
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: when you get a DM as a husband. Yes.
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: What to say, what to have a standard saying. I
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: don't know who you are.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Please don't DM me. Like to shut it down because
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: all these people, all these little ants and rodents are
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: just trying to like get something going. And it's a
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: very different environment than it was when someone would join
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives 10 years ago.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And they literally need like a coach or a consultant.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: to get them through it. And I think you're 100%
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: right about him.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: That thing with Ashley, he replied to the story. I
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: do think that he took an attitude of, like, he
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: had a very arrogant attitude.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Which was off-putting, rather than being like, oh, like, it
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: looks worse than it is. Or being even just a
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: little bit humble. Because Candace and him, one thing they
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: aren't is humble.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: We do like them. We think they're funny. Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I think Giselle used that as a storyline. Yeah. By saying,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I got uncomfortable. And I think Candace felt, you could tell,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: she felt very betrayed.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: And that sucked. And I felt bad for her. But
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not here for talking about, okay, neck.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, ankles. Right.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I think Candace copied NeNe. You're not original. That's right.
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: I don't like those physical mean things.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: That's not... cool at all. They're all so gorgeous. And
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: you know, that's one thing Monica was saying about Lisa.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, you're 50, you're wrinkly. And it's like,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: we're all going to be there, bitch. It's the dumbest
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: thing to say. And I really think anyone that goes
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: for those insults Like physically, the audience isn't for you.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: And for Candace to do it when she's clearly imitating Nene,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: who's the queen of that, I thought was derivative and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: also rude. And it's like Giselle is like literally one
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: of the most beautiful human beings ever created on the planet.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: And she never, and that's the whole thing with her
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: is that's her whole thing her whole life. That's why
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: she's like, I don't want to be in the room
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: with anyone else's husband.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: You're right. She's probably pretty since she was 12.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: And she didn't want to make it up. But she
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: made it a storyline.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: And that sucked. But I will say 100% do not
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: believe that Giselle and this guy from Winter House are fucking.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I think that is the fakest thing I've ever seen
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: in my life. Why? Because I just don't believe it.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's a very convenient thing. I think they met.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Because she needs a boyfriend on the show.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: She needs a boyfriend on the show. And I think
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: she wants to show that she's got a dude because
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: she is so hot, but she doesn't have somebody. Because
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: it is really hard to date when you're on a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: fucking show, ask Ramona Singer. And so that's why she's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: finally got a boyfriend now that she's off the show.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: And I think that they met and he wants to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: stay in the limelight. At one point, I think he
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: dated Lindsay or something from Summer House. And so I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: just felt that scene of them cooking. Felt so fake,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: no chemistry. And I even feel like the daughter had
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: to be in on it where she's like, guys, get
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: a room.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: Wait, what was the line, mom? Get a room, mom.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: It just felt so bad.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, remember when you made me salmon
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: that last time.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: That we were together?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Because we have a long distance relationship. It's also super
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: convenient that you're in New York and I'm in D.C.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: because we can't be spending the night. But like come
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: and film this seat, like 100%, I don't believe it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: But there's no proof to it. I'm just like, I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: personally don't believe it. I think they're friends. And I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: think they came up with this. And I don't think
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: it's because neither of them find each other attractive. I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: just think they kind of came up with this and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: are like, we're taking it to the grave. Well, I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: would agree.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: With you because your instincts are on. However, I would
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: only agree with it if he was in the closet.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Because, first of all, no human living man would not, like,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: if she's like, yo, let's, like, pretend we're in a relationship.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: He's like, okay, well, only if I bone down with
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: you in the next five minutes and for the next
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: six months. He would want to do it with her.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: So maybe he's in the closet. Then I go, okay,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: it's an agreement.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: But also maybe she's somebody that doesn't want to have
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: sex with someone that's not really her boyfriend. So like, like,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know that if I was in her position
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm single or whatever, and even they're this young guy,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'd be like, well.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Well, would you rather pretend you were in a relationship
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: or have sex with a young guy?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm just saying, I don't know that I would.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I'd want to like force a
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: guy to have sex with me so that he could
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: get another spot on Summer House or whatever. Like, I'm
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: just saying like, I don't.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: Know that I would.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Well, it wouldn't be forced. Who knows?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: I just think I wouldn't.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I could see myself if I was in that position.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's the worst idea in the world. No,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: it isn't.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: To go.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: We met because she said we met at my live
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: show and then we really hit it off. So I think, yeah,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: they met and they hit it off and maybe they
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: did make out or something. And then maybe she was like.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: And maybe he was like, this isn't totally– and she's like,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I know. I don't feel like our chemistry is on.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: But what about this? Could we just kind of pretend
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: like there's something going on?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: You get to be on the show. We'll do some
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: scenes together.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Kind of like Morgan Wade. And I don't have all
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: the other housewives saying, like, I can't get a man.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: That tracks. That tracks. Because as gorgeous as she is,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: it's going to be hard to get a guy who's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: 50 and hot and good looking. I mean, there's only
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: so many Louies in the world. And Teresa got one.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: There's only so many guys that are like fit, cute,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: have money, you know, and can like sweep you off
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: her feet.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: And you do have to deal with a certain amount
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: at that level of going. This person is an opportunist.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: And you have to be okay with that. And it
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: is okay sometimes.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: The only way to go is if you find someone
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: like that, which is very hard to find men like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: that over 50, and then everybody scoops up their past
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: and their ex-wives and the restraining orders and everything. Or
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: you got to go for a hotter, younger guy. Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: There's no in between.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: But do you think the Morgan, Wade, and Kyle thing is...
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: They're saying they're friends, but is that also an agreement?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Or did they have a little like a flirtation and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: then it was like, let's just play this out just
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: for fun.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: I think it could be all three.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I think it could be completely just platonic friends and
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: she took an interest in her and her art and
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: saw an opportunity for herself to be a documentarian and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: also shed light on this breast cancer gene because her
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: mom died of it and all that. And then I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: think there could be more, deeper, totally.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: And it could last forever or it could be.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: Let me ask you as a lesbian.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Because it seems like a lot of gay men can
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: have romance or be in a relationship and they can
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: remain friends after.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: They are men.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: Now I see the opposite with lesbians.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: Well, imagine you're just a woman.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Whether you're non-binary or whatever, but you're a woman and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: you now a woman in general, straight woman, gay woman, whatever,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: a woman.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: It just doesn't. Do you stay friends with your exes?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: Do you stay, do you, was it? No, we don't
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: And also when you break up with your, you know,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: that whole thing of like the Roman Empire thing where
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: people ask men, how often do you think about the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Roman Empire? They go every day. I saw a video
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: where someone said, how often do you think, the guy
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: walks in and the thing on the video said, I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: think we figured out what the female version of the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Roman Empire is. And the guy walks in, he goes,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: how often do you think about your ex best friend
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: to the girl? And the comments weren't right. And I'm like,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: I can relate to that. We can't be friends again.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: But I think about it all the time. And I
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: feel like guys, gay or straight, many of them, even
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: if they had a relationship, can be cool with each
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: other after. Because they have no feelings.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Because they're guys, yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Because they don't have the same way of emotions as
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: we do.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: It's completely different.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Completely different. I do want to say... I do think
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: about the Roman Empire every day, which is weird.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: It does not think about ex-best friends.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: I don't think about ex-best friends.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: And then I make myself not think about them because
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I'll be like this. I don't want to like run
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: into them on the street because, you know, if you
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: think about it too much.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: You'll accidentally manifest them.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Right. You know, like at Gelson's. So I'll be like,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: don't think about it. Interesting. It's weird how girls do that.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: It is really weird.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: OK.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Did you hear about the streaker at Disneyland? He went
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: into It's a Small World and he you see him here.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: He's got his underwear on, but he did get completely
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: naked and they had to take him out. He supposedly
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: was on some drugs or something.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Shocking.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: And and.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: All I want to say, and he's like touching all
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: the little people. And like, recently, I've been to- Touching
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: all the little people? You know, all the little like,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: it's a small world after all.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: He like dropped acid right before he got in the boat?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: The thing about the small world now when I go
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: in it, and I hope they never change it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: Ever.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Because it has to be the way it was when
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I was little. It literally looks like a stage production
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: at St. Mel's Catholic Church for the fourth grade. Like
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: it is like the, it's like literally cardboards from Michael's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: is like sitting up there. And all the little people,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: whether they're from Japan or whatever, have the same face.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: But if they're from Africa, they're black or brown. And
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: then if they're from China, like they just have like
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: a little Chinese outfit. Like it is not. No, it's
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: the same face. It's like Eskimo.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: It's a thing.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: It's like. And they're so cute and everything. Anyway, he
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: got in there. I mean, I don't think he did
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: anything with the people around the world. But the people
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: are filming it. It just did not give adult Disney
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: people a great reputation. Oh, yeah. The Disney gays.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: The thing is, it could have been fine and I
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: was actually kind of here for it because the level
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: that I want to get out.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: Totally. You've always been so curious.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: There's nothing like being in the log jammer or the
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbean and you're like, one day I'm
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: going to have the nerve to do it. One day
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it and I'm going to find out.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll go like that and I'll just touch a
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: leaf and.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Be like, touched it. Yeah, there's something about it.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: But the fact that he had to take his underwear off.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: that's when he went too far. Nobody needs to see
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: his dick jangling amongst.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: The thing in Denmark. They're all little children that are
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: doing the dancing from around the world.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: The little dolls are children.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: What drug is he on the internet to take his
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: dick out? I don't know.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: Do you think it's acid? They didn't say what drug.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: They just said.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: Streaking fully nude.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: He did get fully nude in the water, in the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: canals near the entrance to the ride. People were screaming,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: please stop, sit down. He ended up walking into the
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: water and started drinking the water and ran off towards...
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: That's the gross start. Not drinking the water.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: And toward the entrance.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Can't you just smell it, how it smells in there?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I can smell it. So he was carried away by
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: police and hogtied while completely nude.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: He was hogtied.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: I just want to say this.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: By the way, wait, that's not disturbing. They did attempt
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: to try to cover him with a blanket and carried
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: him through the park, but to no avail. Hogtied.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Someone's like, look at the parade, mommy. It's like a
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: hogtied man being carried.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know why we, and I've never gotten to
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: go to this in Disneyland, so I'm dying to go.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: Wait, you've never gone to, it's a small world in Disneyland?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: So I've only been to Disney World.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: I only Disney World once when I was a kid.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Disneyland once as an adult or twice.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: But, so I'm dying to go.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: But whenever this stuff happens, why can't we be there?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: We never get to be there for these things.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: It's the cloud chase of the century.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: If you're like, I was there during the dick guy.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: If you were there, I would have lost my mind.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Like we're there with you and Brandon and Drake and Peter.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: And we see that?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: And we're like, oh my God. You know when people
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: say like, I knew I was gay when like whatever,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I was attracted to it. There's certain things in my
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: childhood when I knew I was straight. Like I realized
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: like moments. And it was Pirates of the Caribbean. And
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: this is going to be disturbing for a lot of people.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: They've changed it. But it was when the pirate was
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: chasing the bride. Oh, the bride. Yeah. Around the thing
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: like that. Like in a circle.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: Like I thought it was hot.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Like I was like, I'd like to be desired like that.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Then they changed it to a fat bride. chasing the guys.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: And then they said, well, that's fucked up because it's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: like nobody wants a fat woman to catch them. And
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: now I think it's just like dogs or something. I
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: They changed it. They completely changed it.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: There was also one where.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: It was a guy's chasing like, you know, Wonderful sex
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: workers around. It was like wenches like chasing as well
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: as the bride. And then there's other ones.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I liked. Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: You're like, I'm getting hot. Yeah, I like to chase
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: me around the barrel.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I actually care.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: He was sexy. Like, yeah, back in the day. It's
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: completely changed now.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: Even the dirty, drunk, alcoholic guys, I thought were kind
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: of like.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I love the most? The treasure, which
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: was at the end.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: And now it's at the beginning and it bothers me
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: so bad. They made that big, gorgeous treasure.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: It's at the very beginning. And I'm like, all you
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: get at the end is Johnny Depp.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: Well, that's how I knew I was gay because I
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: wanted to be the Pirates.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: Like the drunken pirate.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you kind of are. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: I mean, maybe we should.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: We'll see.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: We all lived enough.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: Next time it fulfilled our destiny.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Next Halloween, I'll go as the treasure.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Okay. Heather can go as the bride. I'll go as
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: the pirate.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: And you go as the pirate.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: It's a dream come true.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: Did you hear about this cruise, what happened?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: So this.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 7: It was a three-year world cruise.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. And people paid, and based on their cabin,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: some people paid up to $ 300, 000 to be on this
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: three-year-long cruise. And two weeks before, the sale that was
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to happen between this one cruise company buying this
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: ship that would do the three-year didn't happen. And so
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: the cruise is off, but these people already paid all
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: this money up front. And many people got rid of
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: their homes or their apartments knowing that they'd be on
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: a boat for three years.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: And they found out two weeks before.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Was it a rift? Did they get their money back?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, they say, but it's not going to be
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: right away. So it was like life at sea cruises.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: They canceled it. Three-year-long cruise. It was supposed to depart
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: November 30th. Visiting seven continents, 135 countries, and 375 ports,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: passengers who had planned for this extraordinary journey received the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: cancellation news less than two weeks before departure. The cruise
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: company cited financial issues, including a failed ship purchase, as
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: the reason for the cancellation.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: They didn't even have the ship.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: It's like that music festival.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: Fire.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Fire Island or whatever. Fire Island Festival.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, that is fucked up.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: This person said, I had the next three years of
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: my life planned to live an extraordinary life, and now
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I have nothing. And that is really sucking because a
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: lot of people are now... There's been also reports where like.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: So you're better off going on a cruise ship for
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: a year than spending a year in like a very
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: average assisted living place.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, there's tons of people.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Well, Julie's parents. Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: My parents go on a cruise twice a year, if
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: not three times. And they met people on their last
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: cruise who are basically retired on a cruise ship.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: Like if you're.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Over 80, let's say, and you want to still have
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: adventure in your life, you can literally go and spend
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: the rest of your money and live and die on
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: a cruise ship.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Because also the other thing I didn't realize is part
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: of your paying for the cruise is that the medical
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: is included, I guess. So like if you tripped or whatever.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's included. They have full medical facilities on those
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: cruise ships. There's a morgue on there, too. Plus, like,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: you get all your food. You can drink. You can
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: work out. You can stop at ports. You don't have
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: to go up and down stairs if you don't want to.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: There's elevators.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, for a person who's of a certain age,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: and if you, let's say, don't have your spouse anymore
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: or whatever, you have a community of people.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: There's people to take care of you. You're never alone.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, it doesn't sound like a terrible way to go.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Right. Except for it was a total lie.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: Except for that.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, there's a Harvard course. I just talked about
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: how everybody is like going to Harvard. Like anyone can
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: sign up for Harvard and you don't have to have
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: an undergraduate degree.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: You don't have to everything.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: Now you can take a course at Harvard about math.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: Taylor Swift. And I have put it out there.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I am telling you, I am going to manifest that
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I will be teaching a Real Housewives course.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: Maybe it could even be a little broader about reality TV.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: The history of reality TV and Real Housewives. I plan
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: on teaching that in my 60s at USC.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: Great. Oh, great.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: So it'll be far enough off that kids will be like, wait, what?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: You know, like, how did it start?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: How did they originally cast it? What was the plan?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: And that.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: So I wanted you to do it at Harvard so
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: you could get the honorary because you already have a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: degree from the O.C.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, they give you the honor. Yes. Like
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: they get.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I don't. You don't want to live. I don't want
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: to leave.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 7: Harvard's falling off.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: California. Maybe UCLA. Yeah. And hopefully by the time I'm 60,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: we will have gotten rid of daylight savings because I hate.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 7: Daylight savings so much.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: You do too.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I can't take it. I go to bed at 6.30
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: and wake up at 1.30.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: That's great life.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: That's a great life. We've gone to a party last night.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Peter was like, I'm going to need an espresso martini.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: I'm like, fuck yeah, it's 8.12. We are going to
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: kill ourselves. What are we doing out?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: It's been dark since four. Like, I was like, am
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I a vampire? I can't go out this late.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: We voted against that, though.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: When is it going to stop?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: It doesn't, like, I don't understand why we vote for
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: things that doesn't happen.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: And I feel like it was never this dark this early, like,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: five years ago. It's literally dark at 345.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: It's so dark.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, listen.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: I start getting the bed ready at 4.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Like, I'm like, pillows, pillows, pillows.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: Getting ready.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Everyone has to take their last pee and poo.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: Outside at 415.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: This is why they do it. This is why.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Because I've researched it extensively because we voted against it
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: here in California. It never changes. It infuriates me. They say,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: particularly on the East Coast, Like here in California, a
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: lot of school kids, like public school kids, take the bus.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: But on the East Coast, maybe a lot of kids,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: like their parents walk them to school. So they don't
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: want to walk their kids to school in the dark.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: So that's why they do it.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't care.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: We need the daylight hours later in the day.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Well, why is it that Arizona just doesn't participate?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: Why can't we be Arizona?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they voted against it and then they changed it.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, also because our kids play sports
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So we need it to be at least dark.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: It cannot be dark before 6 p.m.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Well, what about kids who have parents who have their
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: kids in daycare who their kids are now walking home
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Dark at night?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: After five. Well, I don't think you walk home by
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: yourself from daycare. Like, that's like for a four-year-old. That's true.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: But why do they walk to school? Hi, I'm checking
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 7: out for the daycare.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: I'm four.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: Well, you're not going to send me home.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I can't be left home alone, but I can walk
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: home alone from daycare.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: Well, you're still driving.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm going. You're still driving in the dark. I'm
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: going to get my going.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Who wants to be stuck at daycare, though, until it's dark?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: And now you're waiting for your mom to pick you up.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: And you're like, sorry, my mom has to work. Also,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift has moved into Travis's ultra private mansion during
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: her break from her tour.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm loving this.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, knock her up.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: They're going to get married. Do you think? I think
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: that they are.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: I think that this can work, you guys.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, okay.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: There's some royal stuff. There's some royal news that I
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: thought was sort of interesting. There's this book coming out.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I talked a little bit about it on Tuesday, and
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: there wasn't as much scoop, but now there's more. The
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: biggest scoop is the identity of the racist royal accidentally
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: revealed in the Dutch edition of the bombshell book and
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: sales abruptly halted. I guess they're never going to reveal
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: who said... the, I wonder what Archie's skin color will
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: be like, which is what Meghan Markle said to Oprah,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: which is what made them go, we have to leave
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: and set the world on fire of like, we hate
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: the Royals. So there are some people doing research and
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: analyzing it on TikTok or whatnot. And the consensus is, allegedly,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: it's Charles and Catherine, Prince of Wales' wife. Her sister-in-law.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: That they are the ones who had the conversation.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Like King Charles.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 7: King Charles, the dad.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Oh, I always thought it was that pedophile.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: Andrew.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Who did you think it was? But here's the thing.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: We don't know.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: And is.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: There someone that recorded it? And also.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: I mean, a lot of people in the comments are like, listen.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I actually have red hair and married a black man
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: and his family were like, I wonder what the kids
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: will look like. And like, we talked about it as
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: like an exciting thing. Like, oh my gosh, kids are
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: going to be gorgeous and unique. Will they have brown eyes?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 7: Like, I wonder who they'll favor.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: And they were like, this wasn't, you know, families have
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: these conversations and it isn't necessarily like, and then if
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: the child's tanner, then this piece of wood, it'll be
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: living in the basement. You know, they might've just been like,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: oh my God, like, That is a unique combination.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: And, you know, like, who knows?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: But like that, that's the. So anyway, that's out there.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: Then also.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: This story came out also about the book is that
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: King Charles secretly profits off assets of dead Brits because
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: there's some outdated law that accesses funds intended for charity
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: based on the estates of deceased individuals who died without
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: a will. So they're like, he's using it. I'd do that.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: And then also Prince William thinks that Harry is brainwashed
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: by an army of therapists and his wife. And he
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: was kidnapped by a cult of psychotherapy. And his wife,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Meghan Markle, that's a source, told The Independent that the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: royal family is afraid of Harry. And then I also
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: saw that they're supposedly selling their $ 14 million Montecito mansion
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: to move close to L.A. Mm-hmm.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Where do you think they're going to go?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Calabasas?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: Beverly Hills?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Woodland Hills? I mean.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: Stop.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she's trying to get on it. Well, first
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: of all, I already said they need to give Meghan
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Markle a cameo or even maybe the larger part in
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: the Kim Kardashian comedy movie Fifth Wheel that she's doing
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: and Paula Pell is writing that. Just throw Meghan Markle
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: in there. Oh. Okay?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: Secondly, I do think they should move.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: To like, I think they got to, you know, not
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: have such an expensive home. But even if they just
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: got like a five, six million dollar home and they
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: can be in the valley and have a pretty nice
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: home for five or six million dollars. And they live
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: there and they do real houses at Beverly Hills. I
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: think she probably doesn't want to step that in the depth,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: the bowels of entertainment at this point.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 7: But I think it's going to happen.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: I think she told.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Andy Cohen she would never do it.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, she did?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: I'm shocked.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: He's like, now you're going to do Next Stop Real Housewives?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: And she was like, no, never.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: They said they're selling it.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's trash. Speaking of Andy Cohen, I
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: just saw this and I want to commend Andy Cohen.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: I want to compliment Andy Cohen. He recently did an
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: interview with the Tated Hate Show. And he said he
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: has stopped showing his four-year-old Ben's face on social media.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: He wants to give them privacy. He's like, they didn't
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: choose this life. His mom really pushed it. And he's like,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: I'll probably stop with the one-year-old Lucy soon, too.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because as they're babies, they're going to change a lot.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: But as they get older, then you're going to start
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: recognizing them as like adult human, like big human beings.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: And you might, you know, and like, yeah, the kid
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: is like.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: 12 and at a mall or something, he doesn't need
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: a bunch of Bravo fans coming up and being like, hi, Ben.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: I remember when you were four and you didn't like
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: going to camp. Tell your daddy. That what you need
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: to do with your eczema is to use just an emollient. Yep.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: And tell your daddy, fire Tamra.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: We want her off.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Fucking pushing their agenda.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 7: Ben's like, can I just play basketball with my friends?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, yeah. Exactly.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Without hearing like two cents on Vicki Gumbelson.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: It's like just recently Sarah Jessica Parker showed a photo
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: of– Broderick and her twin daughters. And someone just said, Heather,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: stop saying two twins. I got it. Twin daughters. I
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: don't have to say two and twins. And the son,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: they were like all still in bed over Thanksgiving or whatever.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: I would never know what those kids look like walking around.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: And even with one post, I would never know.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nor would we know what Shiloh looks like now
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: because whenever we click on it, we don't.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Get to see. No, but we do now. I saw
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: her dancing once and she is gorgeous. We know, we know.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll see kids on the street and I'll go,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: is that fucking Shiloh Jolie-Pitts? If I see any gorgeous, beautiful,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: like the most beautiful child, I'm like, I think that's Shiloh.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Let's go walk over there.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, we lurk like weirdos because I'm
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: just trying to get in her vibe.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: And also, I feel like the Kardashians.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: It's out of their control and there's so many of
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: them and they don't need any friends because they could
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: all like have their camera. But for Andy, who's a
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: single dad with two kids, anyway, I just thought that
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: was really good.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: And I'm glad that he's talking about it and maybe.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: More people will think about it in their own social
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: media and small, if they're influencers or whatever, to be like,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: maybe I shouldn't just throw my kid up every second.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: And like Bethany said, and you, actually, he should think
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: about it for the people that are on his show.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Because all those little kids that are all over every
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: housewife show, they don't have a choice except for the
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: thirst bucket, cute, precocious actress who's Emily's daughter.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: Daughter who wants to do it.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: If you want to do it, like, I mean, if
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: my mom was a real housewife and I would be, like, Lurking. What?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: This is good. No, when I was a little kid,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: I would create characters and I would like put on
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: a wig. There's a photo of me at two with
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: my grandmother's wig and a pair of heels.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: And my dad wrote in the back of the card.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 7: He sent it to my aunt and then my niece
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 7: sent it.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: But whatever. My cousin got back to me.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 7: And he was like this.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Heather goes in and finds these things in the closet
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: and comes out and surprises us like that. And I
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: also used to go, and I was Mrs. Houlay, and
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: she was the uninvited guest for dinner. So my mom
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: would be making dinner, and I would come in, and
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, hello. What have we got here?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: And then she'd play along, and she'd be like, I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: only have three chicken breasts, and we have a lot
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: of kids. And I'd be like, oh, darling, I'll just
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: have the rice. Oh, can I sit here?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: And then my mom would be like, Bob, Mrs.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Houlay is here.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: And I'd be like, oh.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: How is Mrs. Hulet, the uninvited guest for dinner?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: The uninvited guest for dinner, she shows up. Nobody wants
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: her there. She'll just have the rice. I'll just have
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: the rice. I'm full.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: That's fine.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, Mrs.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: Hulet needs to be introduced to the world.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If there were cameras all around, I would
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: be like doing characters. Of course.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: Just like coming in with a fur coat. Like, I'm sorry.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize we had a guest. Yeah. And I
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: think if the kids want it, the kids want it.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: But when they're younger and they're just like being forced to.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Do acting scenes.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: They're just innocent.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: So hopefully Andy's going to, he's going to, he's evolving.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, we definitely can't deny him that he's understanding.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: It's like a moving ship. This huge, huge. Bravo is
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: just a whole thing. At this point, we're getting like
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: England where they don't ever show the kids faces. You
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: know how they always know. And like, you know, the
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: sun and all that. All of the stars faces. Yeah.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Like all the, yeah, all the famous kids, they never
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: show their face in England. It's like one of their regulations,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: even though they will literally follow you and bug your home.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're like the craziest when it comes to journalism,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: but they really, they don't show the kids.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 6: Interesting.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to end on this. Brittany did a lot
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: of weird posts, you know, and she, she, obviously it's
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: her way to connect with people, but because she took
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: off the comments and, I think she doesn't know, like,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: unless page six, which they did, like, write an article
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: about it. She doesn't know how it comes across? She
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't know how it comes across. And, oh, this is
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: her page.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: May I ask, what's this next to the nails?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: Are those ducks?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Two doves that are Irish.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: They're flying with a laurel.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: She was showing her teeth a lot, and a lot
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: of conspiracy people are very... freaked out that her teeth
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: are not the same teeth that we saw 10, 15
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: years ago when she was out and about. And some
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: people say, well, some teeth move. People say veneers are gone.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Some people say it's not even her.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 7: Who the hell knows?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: But, you know, some people are like, oh, she's just
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: being silly and let her just have her fun. And
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even going to like report on it, except
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: that like Page Six and TMZ were like, This was concerning.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: You know, we all know she can't put an outfit together.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, she went to the John Robert Powers modeling
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: and fashion etiquette school that I did.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 7: She makes every mistake. She wears summer clothes.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: This recently she had an off the shoulder like white
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: top and then shorts. But then with brown like pumps
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: and then she'll wear like a black jeweled choker that
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: you would wear. you know, whatever, out to like a
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: fancy dinner. It just, she has her own style.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: She puts these outfits together and she's so excited.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: She loves a choker.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: She's so excited to show people and that's all she
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: does is, I don't know. The only thing I can,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: you know, I read her book and we talked about
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: her book and then that's it. So it's like, OK,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: so now how do I get attention coming? Because we're
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: not talking about her book anymore. And it's like. So
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: she turned the comments off.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: They've been off for like a year.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: So how is she getting any feedback?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: I think she just sees how many people liked it.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: And then does she have the comments anywhere? Twitter?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: Nothing?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: So she's reading page six. Yeah, she has no idea
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: what the response is unless she listens to Juicy Scoop.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm saying, Brittany, people are concerned. I'm still around
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: the corner. We can go on a power walk. We
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: can go to Trader Joe's. We can go to Joey's.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: We can hang out in your backyard and watch Real Housewives.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: We just like have some friends and have a little
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: bit of a schedule. And I think we could see.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: On this note, Heather.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: We went to dinner. Now we, us three. Yes.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: I wanted to have another dinner meeting with you. Yes.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Now that first dinner meeting, I did extensive research and
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: we went to a sushi spot where we might have
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: run into to Britney Spears.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: We didn't, but the sushi spot was good.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: I was dead. We were literally the only people there.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: No, but then it started filling up, but it was tasty.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 7: It was totally tasty.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So you can see how people, no, I didn't
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: go anywhere she hasn't ever been.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: So now I will find another place. Okay, well, I
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: have to tell you, there's something exciting happening that Peter's
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: pretty thrilled about. Ruth Chris is reopening the At the
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: old TGI Friday spot on Canoga.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: And so hopefully the decor will be a little more
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: happening than the old Ruth Chris. And Peter really likes
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: the Ruth Chris steak. He likes it hot, sizzling butter crust.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: And if for some reason you got it too undercooked,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: they will go bring it back. And it's even more delicious.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: It's like everything.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, despite the confusing name, it is a super
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: popular steakhouse.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 7: And so anyway. It's a weird name.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Brittany can join us there.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: And we can also do our meeting at another spot.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: You're going to be getting all the DMs now. People
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: know where she goes. All we have to do is
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: just run into her.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think she goes out very much at all.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: She does, though, sometimes. She goes with weird, dubious characters
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: and they go to dinner. And we can go up.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: I am available. And we can offer power walks around
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: the concourse. And I can just be silly fun. I'm
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: not going to ask her about anything. I'm not going
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: to ask her when the next album comes out. I'm
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: not going to ask her what's up with her kids.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: We're just going to talk about Juicy Scoop. That's not
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: about her.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 7: Talk about chokers.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: Eyebrows.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Victorian dolls.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Girls, everybody loves you. And how can they get
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: more of Brandi and Julie in their daily lives?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: Just go to julianbrandy.com. We have a podcast.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: We have a Patreon. You were just featured, well, not just,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: last season of Married to Medicine. Of course, because you
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: never talk about yourself and you're horrible at promotion. I
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: did not know that you were on it until someone
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: said you were on it. So then I started watching
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: this season and I'm like, I watched every episode. When
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: were you on? You're on season nine and you go
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: and get your twat looked at by Dr. Jackie.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: Julie went with you to Atlanta for a live show.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: Stand up. You guys did stand up and it was
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: your show.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: And we did a live podcast.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Which you suggested, you're like, while you're here, you guys
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: should do a live podcast.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: So we had the best time.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: We went to tons of strip clubs. It's the strip
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: capital of the country.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: Right. It really is.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: We did a live podcast with Dr. Jackie from Married
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: to Medicine. And I do want to encourage, you have
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: a ton of listeners and they like Bravo, but we
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: had never watched Married to Medicine.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: And we... We watched it.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: We binged it. It's got 10 seasons at this point.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: It is Bravo's most popular and most underrated show. A
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: lot of people have never seen it. It is really,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: really good. I mean, a lot of people watch it,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: but it doesn't get a lot of talking.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's underrated.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 7: A lot of people like good ratings.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: It would never make it 10 seasons if it wasn't
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: hugely popular.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's not like Housewives.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: It's... them and their it's women and their husbands so
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: either their husbands are in medicine or they are right
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: except for Phaedra who's now infiltrated who doesn't even.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: I thought she dated she's dating a doctor or something
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: we've never seen them yeah so I just saw a
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: little bit of her and she was doing those like
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: well when the pot calls the kettle hot it's time
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: to sip the tea like a lot like it's just
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: like these weird yeah.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah but I mean she's nice she's a fun addition
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: but if you watch it from the beginning and binge
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: it in like a weekend it is so good it's Honestly, Heather,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: on that show, at one point, one of the most
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: popular couples that you can't even see coming breaks up,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: and they get back together on a reunion via Andy Cohen, and.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: It's all real.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: It is by far the realest and best show on Bravo.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: It's so good.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: So we did a live show with Dr.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: Jackie, and it was really fun in Atlanta, and then
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: we told her at that point that we hadn't gotten
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: our coochies examined in years.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: In a long time.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: And she was like not having that. And we flew
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: back to Atlanta and she went inside of our vaginas.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: It was so crazy. That's what you do when you're
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: a gynecologist.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: But not when you ever know someone and someone who's
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: on TV.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: But it was good. It was a good thing. You know,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, those things are important. It's like, you know,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Kyle and just like Teddy is sharing about her skin cancer.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: And I said that to her. I'm like, how are
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: you feeling? And I'm like, I think it's really good.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: It's really good that you share these things, that people
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: get tested and, you know.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: And the thing that we had on Marriage Medicine was
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: that we call it the fear of finding out. So
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: instead of FOMO, it's FOFA. And it's like we didn't–
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: I was so scared to go. I didn't want to
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: find out. You know, I don't want to– but we put.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 7: Off– Find out that something's wrong.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 7: But there wasn't anything wrong.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: Right. No, but people do put off doing breast exams
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: and mammograms and stuff.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: So it was cool. It was a great experience.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: It was really fun.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: And we do– you know, recommend that show. It's always
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: good to get to binge 10 seasons of anything.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Right. And really follow it.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: You can binge 10 seasons over Patreon.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: That's right. So it's patreon.com slash Brandy and Julie.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's patreon.com slash Dumb Gay Politics. But go to
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: our website, Julie and Brandy. And I do want to
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: say on the note of the patreon heather yes that
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: um we do one podcast that's free and um the
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: majority like our podcasts are on patreon we do video
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: and they're not political they're not but i do want
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: to just point out to people who criticize patreon particularly
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: whether it be you know you people are lucky with
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: you because you give people like a three hours a
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: week of free fucking content. So I don't want to hear,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see in your comments or whoever,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: and if any of you, the fans, see other people
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: talking shit about Heather's Patreon, particularly, you get three hours
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: of free content. They are so lucky that you do
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: two free podcasts a week.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 7: Are you kidding?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: And also because on this week's Friday, Patreon at, you know, patreon.com
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: slash Juicy Scoop, I'm going to tell another story of
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: when I got... put into a private room with Kathy
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: Hilton and Nikki Hilton. I know a lot of people
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: probably aren't interested in that. So if you're not interested
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: in what went down in that surprise meeting at the
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: end of the party, then by all means, don't sign
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: up for my Patreon.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: But people are lucky that how much free content you
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: put out. I think people start to take for granted
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: like these.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Podcasts are free. It's not serious, which costs $ 12 or whatever.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: This is free. You can go right on. And also,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: if you don't, I will still love you.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: You can come to do.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: Not everyone can join.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: That's why I do it. That's how you have the choice.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: We do encourage people to join ours, though, because we
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: don't give a lot of free content.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: And everyone loves yours and loves you, too. Love you, Heather.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you, girls.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Real friends.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: We support women.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: Women supporting women.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: I support women.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: You know what? This reality reckoning really kind of went nowhere.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: It was sort of a bop.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 7: We have to end this.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: It's a long-ass show.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 7: I don't even know if they deserve it.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 9: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 9: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 9: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 9: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 9: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 9: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 9: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 9: click and collect.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: So easy.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 9: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.