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OUTRO: Cancellable Sounds · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: for dogging for to.
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  Speaker 2: Seven every weekday on radio, heardrecka.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, get a what do you do well?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I just assumed they were going to be
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  Speaker 2: on when the music stopped.
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  Speaker 1: It's Pegs is having a shock at sixty nine at Oicorn.
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  Speaker 3: Well no, because that was my fault. But also I
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  Speaker 3: love the fact that you you don't have your own email,
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  Speaker 3: No going.
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  Speaker 1: To get it?
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  Speaker 2: Well you do have what is your email?
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  Speaker 1: Casey mister key at gmail dot com? Nice?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah good?
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  Speaker 1: So feel retty good in touch? No what?
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  Speaker 3: I love the idea that you just gave that get
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  Speaker 3: hot you feel as everything you had.
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  Speaker 2: I don't heard it. No, it was augasm and then energy,
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  Speaker 2: and then the second mom was like, okay please, he's
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  Speaker 2: fucked it, So now I just have to re retrack myself.
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  Speaker 1: It's not often that happens that way. Usually a safe
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  Speaker 1: pair of hands. Oh Keezy over there, what's going on, Jase?
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  Speaker 1: What'd you do today? Talk us through one of your
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  Speaker 1: city shockers? What a beautiful day? Can I just say
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  Speaker 1: that rode my bike into work, and I was just
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  Speaker 1: taken by the beauty of the city. Yes, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: It was, well, it's lovely. I just wonder, I, well,
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  Speaker 2: I woke up at four.
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  Speaker 1: That's a weird time to wake up. Why didn't you
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  Speaker 1: wake up later than that?
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  Speaker 2: It was a shocker, And you know, and I can
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  Speaker 2: wake up at four before, but four four before, four
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  Speaker 2: by four.
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  Speaker 1: But then at four by four.
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  Speaker 2: But I woke up at four and couldn't get back
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  Speaker 2: to sleep for the life of me. So I got
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  Speaker 2: up and wandered into the lounge and what did you do?
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  Speaker 2: I just sat there and watched a YouTube video for
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  Speaker 2: a little while, watched a mc bean and then I
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  Speaker 2: and then I came back. My wife was awake as
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  Speaker 2: well's ignoring us and which one was it? She was
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  Speaker 2: tossing and turning as well. And then I switched round.
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  Speaker 2: And then I lay in bed for twenty or thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 2: and then I was like, ah, for fox sake, got
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  Speaker 2: up again, watched another video trample mc bee on YouTube,
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  Speaker 2: and that's well, I've got I've got an interesting bit
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  Speaker 2: of news, and I'm wondering if I should save it
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  Speaker 2: for sleep chat.
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  Speaker 1: There there was a shock. You got it on camera.
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  Speaker 2: He was mogie, Yeah, that was next level.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just another day in the life, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: And I sleep, I had to sleep all through the night.
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  Speaker 1: I went to sleep and I wake up this morning.
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  Speaker 1: So that'd be the first time in ten or twelve years. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that that has happened. That's just fucking yes, that man,
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  Speaker 1: that's a miracle. That's right, first time ten twelve years.
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  Speaker 3: So it's about the same amount of time that you've
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  Speaker 3: had a good night's sleep as the last time JAS
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  Speaker 3: hosted a dinner party.
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  Speaker 1: As long as long as I've been married. Yeah, right
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  Speaker 1: there you go. Well related, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed they're related. But anyway, I hadn't finished my sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Check putting me it felt like it was done.
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  Speaker 2: And then so I got up again and then went
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  Speaker 2: back and then then I went for wheeze and still
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  Speaker 2: couldn't sleep, and then sheep done, and then I eventually
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  Speaker 2: fell asleep at about half past sex got up and
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  Speaker 2: my wife was doing pilates and stuff, and she's I
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  Speaker 2: said to how do your sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Just so that you could have your leader, so that
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  Speaker 1: you could say that you had a shock.
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  Speaker 2: And she said, terribly, terribly, because you kept getting up
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't sleep last night, right, finally got to sleep,
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  Speaker 3: I reckon about one. I then woke up because my
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  Speaker 3: wife got up and went toilet, and then I was
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  Speaker 3: just like to her. I woke up and I found
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  Speaker 3: myself awake. I was like to her, what time is it?
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  Speaker 3: And She's like two, and I was just like, fuck,
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  Speaker 3: I only just got to sleep and out work.
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  Speaker 1: I was not my phone. I don't know. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying it was. It sounds really moody, so bedsleep
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  Speaker 1: as well, Jason. But I'm not going to bang on
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  Speaker 1: a bit. But that was the startup videos where you're watching.
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  Speaker 2: Man none of your beeswax Man Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Was it anti Trump or pro macbang?
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  Speaker 2: I think it might have been the bullwalk. Hell's that
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  Speaker 2: it's a it's a year cool thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, good what you could have get?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It was so weird because there was
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  Speaker 2: nothing that happened last night. I was really tired. When
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  Speaker 2: I went to bed, I felt good.
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  Speaker 1: It's all the time you go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty past ten, maybe past ten, Jesus, Yeah, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I went to bed
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  Speaker 1: in the teens.
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  Speaker 2: Friday Night.
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  Speaker 1: It was Friday Night. Yeah, that was ship, so ship,
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  Speaker 1: but I can remember it the whole Larky Bee Show
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  Speaker 1: week days from.
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  Speaker 2: Four on radio Hururarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the Wacky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: That you you game to the wee small hours? Aren't
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  Speaker 2: you easy?
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  Speaker 1: Do a? I watched the last episode of Night. Did
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  Speaker 1: you watch the Keys?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Watched it stuff. Yes, we'll talk about that. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't get into the small I would.
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  Speaker 3: I think I might if I had like a regular
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  Speaker 3: job where I had to be up early, because you
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  Speaker 3: get more speed time in this job, so I don't
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  Speaker 3: have the urge to start late, you know, to do
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  Speaker 3: the stuff I like doing.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. So yeah, Keys has got it, got it covered.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Keys.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to figured out because what you've done has
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  Speaker 3: made your days jam packed with stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so now you have time to Yeah, like,
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  Speaker 1: what did you do today? Why don't you guys play
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  Speaker 1: more golf? What's happening there? Cock blocking it?
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  Speaker 2: Cock blocking it?
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  Speaker 1: You're blocking Keys, trying to fuck you at goal.
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  Speaker 2: We've had to have, you know, the little bits and
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  Speaker 2: pieces going on and people coming over and yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: sort of stuff going on. We just needed to settle.
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  Speaker 2: But then because we're going to be doing it this Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: But Mogi, I forgot it's my daughter's eighteenth birthday on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Did you forget that? Well?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really, It was in the back of my mind.
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  Speaker 1: In the back of your mind, you forgot it. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that when somebody told you it was Oh, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: it's a birthday. No.
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  Speaker 2: I knew that last week, but then I forgot it again.
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  Speaker 3: When it's in the back of your mind. Is it
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  Speaker 3: put next to your wedding anniversary and that storage compas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: But you've put it in the shelf. You put it
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  Speaker 1: in a little container on the shelf right at the top,
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  Speaker 1: and you've marked it. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, close
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  Speaker 1: the doors it. Yeah. So technically it's in your brain,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't care about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man. So, so I said to Keysy, I may
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  Speaker 2: have to cock blop Thursday because it's my daughter and
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow and my wife has rehearsal on Thursday night. So
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, when are we gonna But then
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  Speaker 2: my daughter wants to go clubbing for the first time, but.
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  Speaker 1: You no golf clubbing, no seal clubbing, no club footing.
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  Speaker 2: Clubbing, clubbing, and oh fuck, are we moving into that era.
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  Speaker 2: I think she'll hate it.
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  Speaker 1: She will definitely hate it, but she spends most of.
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  Speaker 2: Her time out west.
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  Speaker 1: Now she'll love it.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't. She doesn't really hang out with us very much.
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  Speaker 1: A you said about that, I amn't.
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  Speaker 2: Sad about that. I'm sad about it because I had
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  Speaker 2: to cut clear up the cats shit again, Today's not
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  Speaker 2: my fucking job.
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  Speaker 1: But you knew that that cat was yours. I thought
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  Speaker 1: you said that your cat were just out of the tray.
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  Speaker 2: Out of the tray.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're a shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, this is not what I fucking signed up for.
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  Speaker 1: Here, We've got to now we've got the two trays
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  Speaker 1: that are running the two trays, which is much better.
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  Speaker 1: And my daughter, all six years of it, is cleaning
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  Speaker 1: up that ship and that purse without complaint. You're good, amazing. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: look at this, Dad, This is a huge wei. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to see it, Yes, but I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: When my daughter's home, she does that.
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  Speaker 1: She's just never home right well, flowing the coop?
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  Speaker 2: What were you guys doing at eighteen? Were you home?
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  Speaker 1: I was living at home. I was, well, she's in
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  Speaker 1: a weird space, isn't she because she's a feb She's
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  Speaker 1: a February birth when of the year that I turned
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  Speaker 1: eighteen the following year I went to Technic Technical College Polytechnics.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to say, Jason makes fun of people that
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  Speaker 1: went to politics. Who does that by making the voice
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  Speaker 1: of somebody that's mentally impaired, which is not the dumb thing,
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  Speaker 1: but when you peer it with the racism and the
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  Speaker 1: six Brian for sure, Jay, she can't do that. What
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  Speaker 1: were you doing when you're eighteen?
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  Speaker 2: I left home pretty much immediately after I left school
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  Speaker 2: because what were you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Jacking? It?
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  Speaker 2: Were flat with my mates Marty and Brendant and Newton
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  Speaker 2: Gully which incident which incidentally the flat Fellers Feelers the
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  Speaker 2: flat that we moved into the sale about a year
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  Speaker 2: and a half ago, and I went, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: that's my old fucking flat. It was very cool because
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  Speaker 2: I've done it all up and stuff. When we were there,
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  Speaker 2: it was just like I wanted to and my wife
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  Speaker 2: was just like, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a cow cow girl. Yeah, would that flat
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  Speaker 1: have been.
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  Speaker 2: I was at Teacher's Training College, which I lasted. I
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  Speaker 2: lasted about, lasted about shaking that my philosophy.
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  Speaker 1: The travelers in this room, it seems like it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm worried that we're going to get.
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  Speaker 2: N That's just what that's what we used to do
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  Speaker 2: at school. Yeah about politic, I know, but.
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  Speaker 1: When you talked about lots of things. Yeah, but what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing when you're doing that voice as my chusta?
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  Speaker 1: But I'd love to make it a part of the show,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not sure I into politic, the.
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  Speaker 2: The implication being that you're a bit of a dear brain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we get calm.
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  Speaker 2: But I was at Teacher's Training College, and I lasted
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  Speaker 2: about I don't even I can't even remember esteemed most
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: of the time, about two or three months. No longer
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  Speaker 2: than that, because I did my first section where you
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  Speaker 2: go out and teach for a month.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. He had a shock. No, I was told that.
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  Speaker 2: Teacher, I've told you this story, weren't hammered. I was
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  Speaker 2: told by the head of education at the Teacher's Training
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  Speaker 2: College that I would be an outstanding teacher, but that
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Last no, but that's true.
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  Speaker 2: And I question a week later.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a premonition and person knows talent when she
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  Speaker 1: says it. Yeah, wrong fiction, Jason is going home and
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  Speaker 1: number one in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, Feels, We're gonna be sorry with this one.
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  Speaker 3: This is going on YouTube or anything that's all g
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  Speaker 3: okay cool? Maybe just don't release this one, man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is it sweet?
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  Speaker 2: It's all g isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I I'd see it was. I was just imitating jas.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what Jason was doing, but.
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  Speaker 2: I throw me under the bus. Fellers go on.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to the Big Show. Oh yeah, four to seven weekdays, right,
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  Speaker 3: that's an extra special long one for you today. Fels well,
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  Speaker 3: eleven minutes twelve now, how good