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OUTRO: Hoytey J's Long Night · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarcky Picture Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and
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  Speaker 2: Kezy on their Instagram at Hodracky Big Show Fortuning into
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  Speaker 2: them four to seven every weekday on Radio Harcky.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mateoday.
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  Speaker 2: Today, so good get a mate.
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  Speaker 1: Um, Actually you guys just want to talk amongst yourselves
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  Speaker 1: while I go and get a red ball.
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  Speaker 2: Good on your mate, smash a couple of those, see
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  Speaker 2: your mate?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks mate.
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  Speaker 2: I was filming last night, man, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Cold Jesus, it's cold one degree again in my little
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  Speaker 1: summer ship.
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  Speaker 2: They're outside, you're a dressing gown. They are, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but not while your feel what you're filming? You look weird?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was fine, just a late one. Got
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  Speaker 1: home about cought to three, caught.
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  Speaker 2: To three yeares so on eleven years, three year, three
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  Speaker 2: year costume, your cozy there and your makeup years years?
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  Speaker 2: And where were they were? Things running behind? You be
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  Speaker 2: asking that question pretty quick? Are you how they looking?
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  Speaker 2: How they looking?
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  Speaker 1: No? I didn't. Actually, you know often I will ask
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  Speaker 1: that question. I mean, where are we at?
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  Speaker 2: Where are we at? Where we are going home?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? But I got the vibe immediately that they were
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  Speaker 1: running well behind, so I was just like okay. In
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  Speaker 1: the green room there the heat on. Chatting to the other.
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  Speaker 2: Actors sounded like there was overtime.
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  Speaker 1: No, actually no overtime, but they may have dropped a scene.
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  Speaker 1: Ah yeah, but no.
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  Speaker 2: It was good, nice chat with the other actors. What
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  Speaker 2: was the topics of conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I think people just find my grumpiness really amusing.
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  Speaker 2: I think so. I think so certainly not on the
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  Speaker 2: big show. You got in there and you're a straight
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  Speaker 2: into complaining and ship.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't complaining. Actually, I was just making jokes about
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  Speaker 1: my weekend and stuff, which was complaining because one of
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  Speaker 1: the others would have one of the other actors who
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  Speaker 1: I'm working with had been through the same experience and
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  Speaker 1: had warned me about certain things that may happen, and
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  Speaker 1: then they happened. So I was sort of chatting to
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  Speaker 1: hear about that and stuff. Had a lovely spicy tomato soup.
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  Speaker 1: It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: Any bread with it.
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  Speaker 1: They had a roll, but I didn't want to roll.
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  Speaker 2: Might have been the role of a lifetime.
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  Speaker 1: But they also had which was you know, I've come
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  Speaker 1: across once or twice before because they knew it was
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  Speaker 1: going to be so cold. The old heat pecks that
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  Speaker 1: you stick to your shirt and your back and your
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  Speaker 1: kidneys and your feet and your bolos, they're actually bloody good.
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  Speaker 1: You just peel them off, stick them.
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  Speaker 2: On paranormal and I think mostly in your gloves or
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  Speaker 2: your socks or something that was ship Yeah, very small.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, these ones, you just literally rip them up and
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  Speaker 1: just stuck them on your ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, good stuff. Great so that the human can
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  Speaker 2: get warm.
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  Speaker 1: So I changed, I changed. I changed mine every fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I would have gone through about fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just cheg them on the ground for one of
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  Speaker 2: the id's to pick up, did you.
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  Speaker 1: But I was saying to Keezy that I was just
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  Speaker 1: because it's I'm a bit sleep deprived at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: And when I got on the car, usually when I
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  Speaker 1: got in the car to go home, of course I
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  Speaker 1: pumped the heat up and that made me feel very woozy.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a mother winding road all the way home.
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  Speaker 2: Did you work it out?
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  Speaker 1: And I got a bit woozy on it and did
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a on one of the corners and
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  Speaker 1: went windows down. Just wait yourself up.
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  Speaker 2: With your mate.
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  Speaker 3: Mentionine that mention if Jason crashed overnight, imagine that. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: the big show keezy mo, Yeah, straight away, new imaging made.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lack of remorse, there's there's a there's a
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  Speaker 2: practical consideration that goes on. Jase, how you know the
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  Speaker 2: show must go on? Yes, the show will go on. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure you guys would say something nice about.
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  Speaker 1: Me, though, would't you.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on mine your will. We might do one
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  Speaker 2: break with Graham low.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okaycause you just celebrating my career in that, do.
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  Speaker 2: You imagine your memorial because I think you'll have a
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  Speaker 2: quiet funeral for just the close family and then a bigger,
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  Speaker 2: grander event for all your fans and for the state
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  Speaker 2: to recognize your contribution to the art.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we would have to get a bigger church.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: St. Mark's in town.
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  Speaker 2: Here, thank you. That's what I was leading up to.
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  Speaker 2: Which church you need, like a taller coffin to St? Mark?
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  Speaker 2: Is the one that we did that event? What's the
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  Speaker 2: one where we do that architect Yes, yes, I think so.
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  Speaker 2: It's very nice, but not a lot of parking. Trying
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  Speaker 2: to put people off with the lack of parking. There's
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  Speaker 2: a nice one over in Parnell, which is where suit
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  Speaker 2: Edmund Hillary had his funeral. Yes, still would be worthy
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  Speaker 2: of you, I think.
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  Speaker 1: But I'd have to I'd have to restrict it to
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  Speaker 1: fifty eulogies.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, people can get carried away, can't they.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I just like no more than fifty. I'd say
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  Speaker 1: to my wife. Yes, and you guys would do one
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  Speaker 1: as you do one?
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  Speaker 2: Would you do one? Mate? Yeah? Of course. Would you
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  Speaker 2: sort of want a few from in the radio? The
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  Speaker 2: be a C C obviously, I'd say most of you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Like, would you guys like renegotiate your contracts and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, probably the first things. Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of salary cap freed up when you're dead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, ship, Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, can you put in a good word with the
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  Speaker 3: dog squad people and just say no a young up
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  Speaker 3: and comer.
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  Speaker 1: You mean before I die?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Should anything happen to me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, keysy will take it easy, you'll do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always a good day work for the dogs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how you do it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, it was good.
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  Speaker 2: You almost crash. It was good.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Lucky Big show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: radio Hururarchy with the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: So then I got home out was in bed, but
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  Speaker 1: I caught ten to three, and then my daughter woke
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  Speaker 1: me up at three thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Oh backbone.
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  Speaker 1: And then I got up at seven.
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  Speaker 2: I went to bed at midnight and I woke up
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  Speaker 2: at four. I went to No, I went to bed
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  Speaker 2: at nine. We're to sleep at twelve, work up at four.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It was meant I wanted to go to bed at
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  Speaker 3: nine ten, and then Pugs forced me to go online
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  Speaker 3: and play with him and his mates until midnight, and
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  Speaker 3: I was fuming because I really needed an early night
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  Speaker 3: last night. So that'll be tonight early night. No, Pugs,
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  Speaker 3: don't you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm filming again tonight.
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  Speaker 2: So actually that was.
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  Speaker 3: Quite funny because just as I was going to bit,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Jason just started work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nice feeling, isn't it. It's really nice
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  Speaker 2: out there in the cold. It makes me warmer some here.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though. It was really lovely because
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  Speaker 1: I was so cold that my wife had made up
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  Speaker 1: a hot hot water bottle because I was going, oh, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Going to because you were bitching a moan.
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  Speaker 1: It was going to be really icy getting into bed,
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  Speaker 1: and she had it up against their back, and I
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  Speaker 1: just just I just I just waddled in there and
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  Speaker 1: then I did the old spoon there with the lovely
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  Speaker 1: hot water bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Given the year is twenty twenty four, do you have
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  Speaker 2: an electric blanket? Man? Nah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we used to have one. I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: that's gone. It's a really good question.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought it was dangerous having the combo of
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  Speaker 3: the hot water bottle and the electric plant.
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  Speaker 2: I've never known anyone to have the combo. People South
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  Speaker 2: they do mental.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's so freaking cold, and the old houses with
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  Speaker 3: no insulation. My wife used to do that. My first minute. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: I was always it's freaking dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: No good, Yeah, I wouldn't be doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Why, because you'd be electrocuted or something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly what would happen. Yeah, if it was
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  Speaker 2: to burst and leak everywhere. Back in the day, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: you remember this, and you might remember this, keezy, but
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  Speaker 2: they probably fixed them by the time you were a
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  Speaker 2: young buck. Yeah, but you on your your electric blanket there,
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  Speaker 2: but it had no thermostat on it, so it would
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  Speaker 2: just continue to get hotter and hotter and hotter, and
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  Speaker 2: you would wake up at about three o'clock in the
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  Speaker 2: morning sweating, dying. Yes, And if you didn't wake up,
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  Speaker 2: then it will get hotter and hotter and hotter and
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  Speaker 2: catch on fire and you die. Right. It's a good system.
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  Speaker 2: Oh toasty, especially you know if you went to be
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  Speaker 2: completely steamed, oh yeah, and lay down. They were shocking me.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember being a kid just waking up and
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  Speaker 2: been so tired from how hot you were. It took
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  Speaker 2: everything to turn it off. And you're so scared of
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  Speaker 2: the fire. I don't know if the fire part it's true,
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  Speaker 2: but certainly got drilled into you by your parents. Do
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  Speaker 2: they have like timers on them that turn them off?
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  Speaker 2: They do. The one I've got at the moment is
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  Speaker 2: two hours or ten hours, and the setting is one
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  Speaker 2: through nine. On what you like, I agree. And it
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  Speaker 2: also has body and feet. It just should be on
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  Speaker 2: or off. My wife though her feet are frazing, but
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  Speaker 2: her body is hot. She'd love it. Jase.
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  Speaker 3: There's funny times to say, I know, and that's not
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  Speaker 3: one of them. I don't think too far.
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  Speaker 1: You said you said that, You've said that before.
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  Speaker 2: I can't say my body her body is hot, And
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  Speaker 2: you say, I know.
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  Speaker 1: You've said that her feet are cold and her body
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  Speaker 1: is hot before.
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  Speaker 2: Is that how you mean it? I know.
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  Speaker 1: Though, but it's only the first five minutes. You need it, right,
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  Speaker 1: So you get in bed and it's for me, it's
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  Speaker 1: oh fuck, it's good.
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  Speaker 2: You want it to be warm when you hop in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have it warm when you get in bed,
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  Speaker 1: and before you fall asleep you turn it off and
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  Speaker 1: then the body heat takes over.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I hear owls and when you get into bed, like,
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  Speaker 2: what are you wearing pajamas? Was at the moment I've
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  Speaker 2: actually taken to wearing pajamas. I've got a track pants
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  Speaker 2: on there. I'm still still shirt T shirt and nundies
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  Speaker 2: because the temperature outside of the bed it's too cold.
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  Speaker 2: It comes down through the douvet and if I'm nude,
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  Speaker 2: it colds up me thighs and a half riced dovet. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I've got heaps of duvots, but any more douvots too
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  Speaker 2: hot for the wife. So we're in a world where
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  Speaker 2: I get to be uncomfortable, right, andys and T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I need.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of anddies? You got the front door cart
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  Speaker 2: our day of my andies? Yeah? And your hand hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: Right, wow, because that's that's aj because it's just.
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  Speaker 2: Been a pleasure of an elephant on the front really uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: If I if they just stay in the en, they're
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  Speaker 1: still packaged that well, let them loose at night.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's nothing flexible enough to take that kind of pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of weight there.
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  Speaker 2: That's genuinely why I stopped wearing ndies was because.
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  Speaker 1: You had a big schlang.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there's that, but also I got a big rajo.
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  Speaker 3: But also I found out that from wearing a belt
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  Speaker 3: all the time and then wearing anddies at night, I
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  Speaker 3: never gave my like torso area a break. And I
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  Speaker 3: started to get like a mild hernia.
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  Speaker 2: Ah did you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I went to the doctor and there was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's probably from you just constantly having your pants up
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  Speaker 3: tight and leaning against the desk. Yeah, and have I
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  Speaker 3: showing you my He was like, hang on, Jason, we
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  Speaker 3: just concenterrained mile on for a sec.
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  Speaker 2: What's that? And he was like, I think he's referring
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  Speaker 2: to the fact that anytime somebody mentions they've got any
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  Speaker 2: kind of medical issue, you immediately jump out and talk
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  Speaker 2: about yours. Have you actually got on? Yes? Is it
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  Speaker 2: a golf ball type thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And my belly button it's popped out?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, can you bring your phone up? This has
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  Speaker 2: got three hundred likes written all over. It actually got
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  Speaker 2: a yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I've told you that when I used to say
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  Speaker 1: that to my wife all the time, that I've got
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  Speaker 1: a hernia, and she was like, oh fuck whatever, I
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  Speaker 1: remember this. And then I went to the doctor and
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  Speaker 1: he said, oh, no, that's a hernia. And I went
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  Speaker 1: home and went, guess what, darling.
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  Speaker 2: It is an in your face.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of is too because it's quite bulby.
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  Speaker 2: And do you get anything done about it? Nah? What
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  Speaker 2: does he recommend surgery?
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  Speaker 1: He actually said, it's not a massive hornia, So I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to get it, you've seen.
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  Speaker 2: Under pressure at the gym or anything from straining or anything.
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  Speaker 2: So it's too.
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  Speaker 1: It's sort of sunk back in now because of my abs.
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  Speaker 2: Also, is it doesn't make you have an outy belly button? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes I push it back in and that's fucking painful.
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  Speaker 2: Can I push it back and just go I'll push it.
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  Speaker 3: Can we do a video if Pugs comes out, you
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  Speaker 3: take your shirt off and he gets real close to
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  Speaker 3: your belly button, then I push it in and go Bank.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Sure yeah, sure really absolutely not a fucking chance.
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  Speaker 2: Skeezer, So good.
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  Speaker 3: Hey you listening Listen to the radio Hurdarky big shows
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  Speaker 3: fourd or seven every week down on Radio Ardak.
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  Speaker 2: You are right. Thanks you guys watching on YouTube as well.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Mace