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Bamboozled · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 3: Superstar.
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  Speaker 4: Superstar indeed.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, I'm so glad you paid that bet off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was intimidating. She was aggro, dude.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you know exactly what we're talking about. Okay, so Suds, Pups,
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  Speaker 2: and Pints was a banana success. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You people are amazing. Everybody who came out and donated.
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  Speaker 2: It was a gigantic bananas-level experience for everybody.
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  Speaker 4: It was perfect.
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  Speaker 5: I kept walking around to the end, and I go, wait,
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  Speaker 5: that was perfect, right? It was. Was there any reason
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  Speaker 5: for it not to be perfect?
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  Speaker 2: So good, man. What he's talking about is... During the
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  Speaker 2: dunk tank section of the day, which was the worst part.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, nobody really signed up. Nobody was interested.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no crowd gathered around.
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  Speaker 4: It was pretty much me in the back lot of
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  Speaker 4: a parking lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. All by your widow wants them.
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  Speaker 4: So this young lady named Caroline and her father were there. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: that's right.
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  Speaker 3: She came to talk to me after.
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  Speaker 2: They were the nicest people ever, but her dad bought
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  Speaker 2: her some balls to throw.
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  Speaker 4: He tried a couple. I don't think he had any success.
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  Speaker 5: She got a couple throws, and she threw one, but
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  Speaker 5: because she had no velocity, or.
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  Speaker 4: In the business, velo.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Had no velocity, so it hit the target but didn't dunk.
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  Speaker 2: So I allowed her to come up and hit it
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  Speaker 2: with her hand, and she warned me before I left
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  Speaker 2: today that if I did not mention that, she could
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  Speaker 2: not guarantee my safety.
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  Speaker 3: She's like seven, dude.
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  Speaker 4: She was horrifying.
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  Speaker 3: Straight up killer.
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  Speaker 4: And then she walked up to me, basically said the
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  Speaker 4: same exact threat.
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  Speaker 5: She looked me dead in my eyes and she says, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're going to say something, right? And all jokes and fun.
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  Speaker 4: And then right in front of her, as soon as
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  Speaker 4: she said that to me, I pulled out my phone
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  Speaker 4: and I said, hey.
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  Speaker 3: S word.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say it because I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to alarm a bunch of phones.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But, hey, Mary, can you remind me Monday at 258
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  Speaker 4: to say this? And that's how. And I did that
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  Speaker 4: right in front of her. And now here we are.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Following through.
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  Speaker 2: Another one of our texters that texts frequently and loves
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  Speaker 2: the show. He's there at the beginning of every show
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  Speaker 2: and at the end of every show. So thank you
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  Speaker 2: for a good show. Ken, the driver, who's a great guy,
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  Speaker 2: he showed up and took his swing and got me
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  Speaker 2: down a couple times.
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  Speaker 4: Did he really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He got me in there a couple times. And then
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  Speaker 5: he threw out the last ball, and he's like, I
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  Speaker 5: got a ride to pick up.
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  Speaker 4: I got to go.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. Yeah, it was great. I got an Uber to
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  Speaker 3: the Orlando airport.
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  Speaker 2: Our friends Big T and T-Bag showed up. They both
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  Speaker 2: got in the tank, and I both– This is good. Well,
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  Speaker 2: on this, I do the dung tank, and then I'm
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  Speaker 2: going out, and I'm doing other stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I get changed.
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  Speaker 2: I go out to– You know, just kind of walk around,
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  Speaker 2: say hey to people, grab a couple of drinks, you know,
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  Speaker 2: do whatever. And I get a text from Jack and
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  Speaker 2: it says, please come over here and dunk teabag, please.
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  Speaker 3: Big T.
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  Speaker 5: Because Big T was like, oh, where's Jimmy? I thought
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  Speaker 5: he was going to dump me. That's why I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I texted him like, get over here. I had my
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  Speaker 5: phone in my bag. I didn't have it on me,
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  Speaker 5: so when I went and changed it, I got my
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  Speaker 5: phone back. I saw that, and I walked right over,
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  Speaker 5: and he was getting out of the tank. His shift
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  Speaker 5: was done. I'm like, your shift's not done, dude. I
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  Speaker 5: just paid $ 20.
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  Speaker 2: Get your ass back in there. And I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: his bathing suit didn't hit that plank before I started
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  Speaker 2: unloading on his ass.
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  Speaker 5: Four straight pitches, he hit the target every single time.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: That bitch was barely done dripping before I had his
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  Speaker 2: ass back in there.
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  Speaker 4: That is awesome. Bullseye, dude. You're like a, you know, daredevil.
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  Speaker 3: Evil Eye came out. Dickie Dickie Doo. She came out
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  Speaker 3: with their friends. We had people who traveled all the
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  Speaker 3: way from Flagler County. That's awesome, man.
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  Speaker 4: It was so good.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody brought their dog out and people, even people. It's
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  Speaker 2: so funny because, man, I will tell you the one
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  Speaker 2: thing about our crowd that I've noticed a lot. And
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  Speaker 2: this just again, this is just my observation of it,
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  Speaker 2: because I'd say it if it was opposite. Man, everybody's
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  Speaker 2: so respectful. Our people are really nice, affable human beings
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  Speaker 2: who just love hanging out together and having a great
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  Speaker 2: day together.
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  Speaker 4: It was perfect. I mean, could not have been better.
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  Speaker 4: And now my new favorite annual tradition is washing Duke. Oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's your thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: As opposed to washing dookie? Yeah, and I will break
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  Speaker 4: down because I've never said that sentence before, and it
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  Speaker 4: kind of feels like it needs some explanation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Last year, I got a dog that I got to wash.
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  Speaker 4: It's a long-haired dachshund. It's a long-haired dachshund, and it's
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  Speaker 4: the cutest little dog.
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  Speaker 3: The greatest.
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  Speaker 4: But every year they keep raising money, and now I
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  Speaker 4: think last year was a little over $ 100. This year
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  Speaker 4: was a little over $ 100. I keep washing the same
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  Speaker 4: dog for the same great foundation, and I have no complaints.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, same here. I had the same little Jack Russell
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  Speaker 3: that I think I had like the year before. Not
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  Speaker 3: last year, but I think the year before.
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  Speaker 5: I had RCA, just like the RCA dog. Oh, that
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  Speaker 5: cute little puppy.
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  Speaker 3: He was the best.
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  Speaker 4: Was that Brindle eye patch? That's the coolest thing ever.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. That was such a gorgeous dog. But
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  Speaker 3: that's what's so fun about this event because I don't
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  Speaker 3: have a dog anymore. We have three cats. So for
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  Speaker 3: me to get my puppy love, this event is perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Irish Wolfhounds that joined us for Hall of Faction dog training.
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  Speaker 3: He brought the small one. Is that who brought the
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  Speaker 3: little itty bitty? She looked like a black cotton ball.
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  Speaker 4: She looked like a loofah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she was so. And then she had a little
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  Speaker 3: handle on her back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I had a favorite dog. I had a, it was
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  Speaker 4: weird to say I had a clear cut favorite dog
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  Speaker 4: at this event. Is it weird to shout.
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  Speaker 3: Out a dog? Not at all. Not for this event.
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  Speaker 3: Like what? But we don't even know if they listen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure they do.
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  Speaker 4: River.
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  Speaker 8: River.
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  Speaker 4: There was a Whippet named Rourke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The Whippet was awesome. Beautiful Whippet. Magnets. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Magnets.
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  Speaker 4: I almost committed grand theft.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I almost stole that dog. I talked to her for
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  Speaker 2: like five minutes about that dog. I mean, again, because
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  Speaker 2: you just assume all greyhounds, Whippets, dogs that are kind
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  Speaker 2: of built for speed like that are perpetually just hovering
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  Speaker 2: and swimming.
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  Speaker 9: Not at all.
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  Speaker 4: And it's not the case at all. She says this
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  Speaker 4: damn thing is running or sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: I had a little Belgian Malinois when Jack and I
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  Speaker 3: had to do the agility course for Daryl and Penny
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  Speaker 3: with the game toward the end, and she was a
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  Speaker 3: great dog. Great dog. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, I had a 120-pound retriever who was taking me
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  Speaker 5: wherever she wanted to take me.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Is that the one I had to wash that took
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  Speaker 5: an hour and a half because her fur is double-coated dogs, baby.
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  Speaker 4: Can I tell you something? Could not touch her skin.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: I i got her soaking wet and with the and
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  Speaker 2: as i'm lathering i'm like i'm not touching any body
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  Speaker 2: this is just hair it's all hair it took me
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  Speaker 2: a good 10 minutes just to rinse her out and
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  Speaker 2: then even then the dude looks at me and goes
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  Speaker 2: he's like a really dog dad kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: really dog dad uh and he's like no you missed
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  Speaker 2: a boss uh you gotta everybody's done drying her out
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  Speaker 2: she's like no there's some still there's some uh Residue there.
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  Speaker 4: You got to get that out of there.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just heard today Chris said, oh, yeah, there's
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  Speaker 3: still lots of dog hair at Sunset Park. I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's great for the birds and the squirrels.
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  Speaker 3: They can use it for their nest.
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  Speaker 5: Last half full on that one. The mug. Did you
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  Speaker 5: see what the mug turned into? The mug turned into
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  Speaker 5: like our best step and repeat. It was kind of wild.
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  Speaker 2: People got their dogs in there because there weren't as
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  Speaker 2: many kids this year, or they were, but they didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Like last year, the kids were just destroying that mug.
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  Speaker 3: Right, the foaming beer mug.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a lot of foam on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: There was a lot of foam.
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  Speaker 2: It couldn't even make enough foam because the kids last
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  Speaker 2: year were just like, you know, getting there going crazy.
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  Speaker 2: This year- They were eating it. It wasn't as active,
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  Speaker 2: but people were getting their dogs in there. And you're
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  Speaker 2: going to see pictures online of Of like this giant
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  Speaker 2: foam bath with just a bulldog's face in it.
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  Speaker 3: Which is the best. Yeah, yeah. It's cool.
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  Speaker 5: What I loved about the dunk tank, because as Jimmy
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  Speaker 5: was there, I was like, you know, taking the people's tickets.
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  Speaker 5: But when the kids... There was one eight-year-old girl. Her
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  Speaker 5: name was Nora.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And just.
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  Speaker 5: Their face, when they hit that and he goes in,
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  Speaker 5: it's just like.
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  Speaker 3: It's the best.
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: At one point, I saw Jimmy go down and all
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  Speaker 3: you could see were his feet up against the glass
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  Speaker 3: and his ass. And I yelled out to the crowd,
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  Speaker 3: that costs extra.
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  Speaker 2: I actually tried to do that every time I fell.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to fall to my back so you could
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  Speaker 2: see something because you get a little window up front.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, you asked for video. My wife took
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of video. I got to get to you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we've got to get it up because it
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  Speaker 2: really does tell the story of what the event was like.
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  Speaker 4: It was so much fun. The DJ that we hired,
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  Speaker 4: I forget her name.
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  Speaker 3: DJ Sarah Masters.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Sarah was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: She was the best.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely killed it. Couldn't have done better. All of our
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  Speaker 4: sponsors were wonderful. Glenn.
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  Speaker 5: It was just so good, man. That mortgage guy, Dom,
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  Speaker 5: came out to dunk you as well.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Did he hit me?
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember if he got me or not. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think he did.
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  Speaker 5: And also, yeah, his co-host MJ also was thrown out.
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  Speaker 4: She had the cowboy dress, the cowboy boots.
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  Speaker 3: I miss River. But what I want to do is
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  Speaker 3: I want the audience to know just how much they
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  Speaker 3: helped the Humane Society of Lake County. So I don't
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  Speaker 3: believe this is our final total because I just heard
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  Speaker 3: from Angie this morning and she said they're still waiting
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  Speaker 3: on a couple of silent auction items to be picked up. But, Ross,
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  Speaker 3: if you could give me a drumroll, please.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not very good at it.
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  Speaker 3: Our fourth annual Suds, Pups, and Pints raised $ 10, 886 for
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  Speaker 3: the Humane Society of Lake County. Yay!
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that awesome? That is awesome. And like I said,
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  Speaker 3: it's not even the final tally yet. And that is
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  Speaker 3: the best one ever. It doesn't end.
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  Speaker 2: This one doesn't end. It's a real blue ball of
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  Speaker 2: a drum roll. Good job, Ross.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have the board.
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  Speaker 2: But good time. Everybody did such a wonderful job. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: another big thanks to Miller's Ale House.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Out there in Mount Doraman.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunch.
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  Speaker 2: They set up that VIP room with some lunch that
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  Speaker 2: I kind of– I heard there was going to be
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  Speaker 2: some stuff there. You never know what's going.
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  Speaker 4: To be out there.
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  Speaker 3: Tons of burgers, wings, pasta. Alan hooked it up for us.
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  Speaker 13: Woo!
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  Speaker 3: And Fernando from Key Food also provided, you know, soda
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  Speaker 3: and water. So all of our talent, you know, our magicians,
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  Speaker 3: our jugglers.
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  Speaker 4: Saved our ass, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And that helped out for our volunteers and for
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  Speaker 3: the staff as well. So thanks. It was such a,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I love the vibe of the event. That's
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  Speaker 3: the thing I love the most. It's a great place
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  Speaker 3: for families to come.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite Deb moment that was like full circle or
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  Speaker 4: just the whole event moment was seeing Commander, which was
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  Speaker 4: one of the dogs that we had here.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: When for Animal House. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, you can adopt this dog. And then just making
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  Speaker 4: that segment into reality, which was because you made the
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  Speaker 4: reality of the event and the segment. So much Deb
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  Speaker 4: all around me. My heart was full.
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  Speaker 3: It was cool to see.
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  Speaker 5: Commander was the last person I saw, the last dog
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  Speaker 5: I saw before I left.
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  Speaker 9: Same here.
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  Speaker 2: As I was kind of getting ready to get out
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  Speaker 2: of there. Baby was tired. You had my grandchild there
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  Speaker 2: and everything. So we were taking off. I think it
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  Speaker 2: was probably like 6.30 or so, 7 o'clock. And John,
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  Speaker 2: Handy John, who adopted Commander, I just heard a voice, Jimmy!
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  Speaker 2: And there he was. And old Commander was there looking
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  Speaker 2: exactly like he did here.
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  Speaker 3: It was great. You know what was great to me?
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  Speaker 5: I got to meet for the first time a Kansas trucker.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, Solomon. He came out.
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  Speaker 3: I was so shocked. Yeah, when he yelled it, he
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  Speaker 3: was like, you know who this is? And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: it's Kansas Trucker.
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  Speaker 2: I was pissed off, too, because I usually bring my
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  Speaker 2: cigars with me to have a smoke because it's one
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  Speaker 2: of the only outdoor events where I can really do that.
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  Speaker 4: And I didn't bring them.
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  Speaker 2: And as soon as I saw him, I was like, damn, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to give you a handful of smokes because
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  Speaker 2: he loves cigars. But he showed up wearing, like, velour sweatpants.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dog, what are you wearing? Yeah. You got
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  Speaker 3: to take care of the hose when you get done
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  Speaker 3: with this? Probably.
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  Speaker 5: That's the other thing people ask me. It's like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: you guys doing another cigar event?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. What are you doing, dude?
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  Speaker 4: Are you a stereotypical bad guy chasing Spider-Man?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, someone texted us at 77031 just to say,
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  Speaker 3: and Ross and Joel's show in Daytona Beach was awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: It was a full slate for me on Saturday.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you more about that at 6 o'clock. You
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: went hard that day, dude. It was, yeah, but I
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: don't think I'll ever go hard that way again. Yeah,
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: that was a 16, 18-hour day for you that day.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: That it was.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. All right, 407-916-1041. Big thanks to everybody that
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: came out for us.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: And by the way, the choice for the design and
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: the color of the T-shirt, Could not have been better.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, people wearing those things everywhere. It was the
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: best shirt we've had so far.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody said cool-ass shirt. Bought two. Sold every one
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: but four.
• 13:46
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Almost sold completely out of the t-shirts. Angie said they've
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: never sold that many t-shirts at an event before.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: So amazing, amazing event. I think that's how you get
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: to $ 10, 000.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: I think that is that and the dunk tank and
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: the silent auction and all of it. Absolutely.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: What's your upper news, kiddo?
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, we're going to talk about Florida's Attorney General
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: asking for an injunction against OpenAI. Florida's minimum wage goes
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: up this week. You'll need that for gas prices. And
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: when being a deputy just isn't enough. We'll talk about
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: that and more coming up next during JCS News.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: All right, let's take a little break. We'll come back
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: and get Deb's news and continue on with the Jim
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show. All right, welcome back to the Jim Culver Show.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Roll Radio 104.1. Suds, Pumps, and Pints 4 is in
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: the books. Now it's time to move on to Sunset
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Walk at the Promenade for our big events coming up
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: this Friday and Saturday. Live broadcast on Friday. And, of course,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: the big Best Up Challenge on Saturday. We'll keep up
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: on that here as we move out through the week.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: Welcome back.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: There's Deb.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Jack is here as well.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: And so is Ross. Believe in yourself. Let's get some news.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Here's Deb.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News. Wow, has this guy got
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: to put his name on everything?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: It's in my contract, dude.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: And JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: who's got a good throwing arm even if he didn't
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: get you in the water. All right, NASA and Boeing
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: are updating the future of the Starliner spacecraft. This comes
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: after Starliner was deemed unsafe to return astronauts to space.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams back to Earth, so they
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: were stranded for nearly nine months aboard the International Space
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Station following helium leaks and thruster failures while traveling to
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: the ISS. I hate thruster failures. Wilmore and Williams eventually
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: returned to Earth aboard a SpaceX Dragon spacecraft. NASA is
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: discussing Starliner's next flight and plans for future crewed missions today.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: That started about 22 minutes ago at 3 o'clock.
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: Really? Yeah. Wow.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: All right. State Attorney General James Uthmeyer is already investigating
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: OpenAI civilly and criminally. Now he's asking for a temporary
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: injunction against the firm and CEO Sam Altman following recent
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: cyber attacks.
• 15:58
  Speaker 14: Today we asked the court for a new temporary injunction.
• 16:02
  Speaker 14: No new model development without independent safety guardrails. No more
• 16:06
  Speaker 14: harvesting children's data. No more calling this product safe, accurate.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Or reliable. Uthmeyer says rogue AI attacks on Hugging Face
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: and the Australian healthcare system have even the company's own
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: board members calling for guardrails. OpenAI says it has paused
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: training of its most advanced AI models as it works
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: on preventing... Future rogue attacks.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: They're not going to self-impose. They need government to say,
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: you need to do this.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: The problem is this government moves too slowly. By the
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: time government comes up with a law, there are 10
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: AIs in.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: But this is what has to happen, though.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, you have to use the legal system to
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: do this because even– Even while it's being litigated, you know,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: it can pause until then.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Because not everyone in government thinks guardrails are needed. So
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: we're saying we have to be China at all costs.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: What does that even mean?
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: But it just means.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Unleashing this into the world and you can't put it
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: back in.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: No, you cannot. And that's that's why does that humanity
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: always seems to do that? We create something before we've
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: figured out how to control it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Because there is a lot of money on being the first.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: There you go, Ross. All right. Project to transform part
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: of Orlando could move forward today. The Orlando City Commission
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: is expected to discuss the Canopy Project. Do you guys
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: remember the canopy?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, underneath on 4.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it calls for turning 10 acres of land downtown
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: under I-4 between West Church Street and West Washington Street
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: into an urban gathering space. Love this idea. The commission
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: is expected to approve the $ 1 million contract today. The
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: canopy is expected to open next year. District 5 Commissioner
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Shan Rose tells News 6 this is an opportunity to
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: show we're building a better downtown Orlando. All right, Palmetto
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Bay a little further south could be banning data centers
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: for good.
• 17:52
  Speaker 15: We border Biscayne National Park, one of the most treasured
• 17:54
  Speaker 15: areas in all of South Florida. And we all know
• 17:57
  Speaker 15: the impacts that data centers can have to our natural resources.
• 18:01
  Speaker 15: So keeping them out of Palmetto Bay is just critically
• 18:03
  Speaker 15: important for our environment and also, more importantly, our quality
• 18:05
  Speaker 15: of life here in our village.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Vice Mayor Mark Merwitzer says the village is a
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: unique bedroom community and data centers would wreck their quality
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: of life. There's no need to pass a moratorium like
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: many other communities are doing if the ordinance gets initial
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: approval tonight. It would go back in front of the
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: council next month for final approval.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: I know figuratively they call it a bedroom community, but
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: could you imagine in your bedroom if that's what you
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: heard that?
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: No, that would literally drive me insane. There's a reason.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, noise pollution is a real thing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Dude, I got to tell you, we played golf this
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: weekend near a place that has a concrete factory.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: That runs pretty regularly. No, that's 24-7. And I will
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: tell you, it's not loud. But it's never not there.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: It's like it's loud enough where you can hear it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: There's this little hum going on and you can hear it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: I already got that. It's called tinnitus.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. All right. Florida drivers are
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: paying more at the pump after gas prices jumped 18
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: cents last week before slipping six cents over the weekend.
• 19:12
  Speaker 15: Freudian.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, they're asking a lot at the gas station.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: They're asking us.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I saw the funniest reel on Instagram yesterday. It said,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: may as well play romantic music while my customers are
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: getting effed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Right, exactly.
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: The statewide average is now $ 4.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: 34.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: That is six cents higher than a week ago, 33
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: cents more than a month ago. AAA says the spike
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: followed earlier increases in crude oil prices, but falling oil
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: costs last week helped ease pressure on gas prices in
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: the days ahead. The average fill-up in Florida now costs
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: about $ 60, 000. $ 65, compared with $ 44 at this time last year.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: My last two have been $ 86 on the.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Dot, both of them. I'll be honest with you, man.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Gas prices are so expensive, I'll spit on the nozzle
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: before I put it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: In the car. Okay, easy.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Please stop.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Please stop. You gots to break out all your skills.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, baby, you take Zell? That's not good for your
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: gas tank.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: This hurts both of us. Exactly. One of us way worse.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Close your eyes and think of England.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Not for nothing, but 386 is the most I ever
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: paid because of BJ's Hotel Club.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Hey, if there's any reason to get one of those memberships,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: it would just be for the gas prices alone. It's
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: worth it. All right, Florida's minimum wage rises to $ 15
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: an hour on Wednesday, but critics say it's still too
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: little too late. Advocate Karen Woodall calls it a start.
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: We have a long way to go, but it'll help.
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: We just need to start talking about living wages, because
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: minimum wages... were intended to be the floor.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: So the raise is a result of a 2020 constitutional
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: amendment that voters passed. Some economists estimate a, quote, living wage,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: end quote, would be about how many dollars per hour
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: on average?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Well, 15 is 31.2 a year. After taxes, you're pulling in, what, 26, 27?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That's $ 2, 000 a month. You can't live on that. I'd
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: say probably $ 22 an hour.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was going to guess.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Ross, what are you going to guess? $ 24. Okay, points, Ross. $ 48. What?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Dollars per hour on average. Well, you know what they
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: need to do? Lower the price of everything else.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Everything else.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: So that means $ 90, 000?
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: To keep your head above water here in the state.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: That's just a living wage.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, that $ 100, 000 number isn't going to be so
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: impressive anymore soon, right?
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: Nope.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you used to talk about $ 100, 000. That used to
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: be the milestone for your salary. I don't even know
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: if that comes into play anymore.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: The milestone, but $ 75, 000 used to be what they said
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: a household needs to be, you know, to be. Not worried,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: not paycheck to paycheck.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Not worried about.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: To be a little to have that level of comfort
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: where money isn't your top concern every week.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Seventy five. I think that's got to be in the
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: 90 to 100 range.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Easy now. All right. A quick note on a politics
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: simply because she broke from the ranks. We talked about
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: that story and was wondering if it was going to
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: stay pleasant. And apparently it has not. Because Miami's 27th
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: congressional race is reaching a boiling point. Following President Trump's
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: public attacks on Republican incumbent Maria Elvira Salazar, election analysts
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: have officially downgraded the seat from, quote, likely Republican, end quote,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: to a competitive, quote, leans Republican, end quote. That's not
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: something you normally hear down in South Florida, which is deep,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: deep red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Democratic challenger, Elliot Rodriguez,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: is already calling the fallout a total meltdown for Salazar's campaign.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Another Florida death row inmate is scheduled to be executed
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: this week. Curtis Beasley is set to die tomorrow, September 29th,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: for murdering a woman in Polk County in 1995. 65-year-old
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Carolyn Monfort was beaten to death in her home. Prosecutors
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: say Beasley then stole the victim's car and cash before
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: fleeing to Alabama, where he was later arrested. If Beasley's
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: execution goes forward, it will be the 16th in Florida
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: this year. Meanwhile, three doctors may determine whether a 74-year-old
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Florida death row inmate is executed on October 13th. The
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: governor has appointed them to examine William Thompson this week
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: for dementia. Thompson is set to be executed for the
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: 1976 murder, kidnapping, and rape of a 23-year-old woman in
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: North Miami Beach. This is the part that confuses me.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: How does someone who committed a crime in 1995 get
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: executed before someone who's been sitting on death row since 1977? Right, yeah. Okay.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: An anti-execution advocate, Grace Hanna, says these are the reasons
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: why Thompson should not be put to death.
• 24:03
  Speaker 12: Mr.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Thompson is an elderly man who is incredibly physically ill.
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: He was discharged from the hospital the day before the
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: governor signed his death warrant.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: He is still quite sick.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: And on top of that, he has dementia. Sounds like
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: karma's already got him. Yeah. Now, because he has dementia,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: so the state standard says that to be executed, you
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: have to understand why you're being executed and the crime
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: that you committed. Wow. Yeah, exactly. And she said that
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: His doctors and attorneys are saying he doesn't meet that
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: state standard because of dementia. He doesn't know he's going
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: to be executed.
• 24:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Anybody want to share their opinion on that?
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Sure. We know somebody over here who still wants to
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: flip the switch. Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, he still killed and raped that woman, right?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And kidnapped.
• 24:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: But that is a wild shift to work.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And this is I would imagine this is going
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: to be coming up a lot because I don't know
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: if you guys have realized the last couple of executions
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: in the state have all been elderly men. And the
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: upper 60s and 70s have been sitting on death row
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: for 30 years. Exactly. Exactly. So that's kind of like
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: that new wrinkle of like, oh, now you're executing an
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: elderly man. But like you said, Jimmy. He is there
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: for a reason. That's right.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, worst case, I just putting anybody in the
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: position of, hey, the state has hired you to put
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: down an elderly man.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: It feels a little skeevy. It's just a crazy thing
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: to say and a crazy thing to have happen in
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: your state. Kind of funny that this is coming around.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I just heard a story this morning.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I think it was on BBC or maybe NPR about
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: a guy who was a warden of a prison and
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: he put people to death. One he thinks, even after
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: the fact, was innocent. And the whole story was about
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: how he lives with that now. And he goes and
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: he says, I feel them sitting at the end of
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: my bed every night when I go to sleep.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I feel them sitting there and staring at me. And
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: he said he's lived with that his entire life. It
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: was a pretty creepy story.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: That's very creepy. All right. Like I said, I was
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: invited to be a witness at Eileen Wuornos' execution. And
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I just didn't want to be there. It was a
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: book deal waiting to happen. To get to the book deal,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to have to watch that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not for it. I'll just throw that out there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not for it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. I don't like this. That's fine.
• 26:26
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I don't like this next story either. And these are
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: the kind of stories that really frost my flakes. But
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: a couple is facing charges after their child was found
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: wandering alone in Osceola County. And it's where this child
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: was found wandering alone that just makes you go. But
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: you have to have a license to drive.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Exactly right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Right. To vote, to play, to gamble.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Johnny John Baptiste and Stacia McMillian were arrested yesterday morning
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: because the sheriff's office says their two year old. was
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: found alone in the middle of the road Saturday night. Two-year-old,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: like what, 24 inches tall? Yeah, doesn't really belong. Standing
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the road.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Well, you saw my grandson this weekend.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, that little chunk.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: And he is seven months old.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: So two-year-old is going to be, you know, yeah, just
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: standing up probably about that.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: About Miles' height.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Miles' height, although he is pretty tall. My son just
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: turned two, but he's also like 5'1. Doesn't make sense.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Well, thankfully, a passerby saw the child, stopped and called 911.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Deputies say they found a home with an open door
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: and contacted Johnny, but he hung up on them. And
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: then it says he and McMillian were arrested after they
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: returned home and were uncooperative. They're charged with child neglect
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: without great bodily harm, thank God. DCF was notified and
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: a family member took custody of the child. All right,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: get ready. The Orlando Magic are back to work this week.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Training camp gets underway Tuesday as the team begins to
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: prepare for the new NBA season. The Magic opened the
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: preseason October 7th on the road against the Memphis Grizzlies,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: followed by a trip to Cleveland on October 11th. Orlando
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: then returns home for back-to-back games at the Kia Center
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: on the 13th and 16th. The regular season tips off
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: October 21st when the Magic hosts the Atlanta Hawks.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the big stories in the NBA today,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: and I'm sure we'll cover this a little bit with
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Brandon this afternoon as we wedge it between football stuff,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: is today was the first time you saw LeBron James in.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: A Sixers uniform.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I think Philly's media day was today.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: It's crazy to me that when you watch MLB, you know,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Quick pitch. One of those shows is already signed off
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: for the season. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: all winding down. NBA is getting ready to start. It's
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: October in a couple of days. The shift.
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: It is.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: It is the shift. And then finally.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: The playoff hunt for the Orlando City. Just throwing that
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: out there.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: There you go. There you go. Absolutely. I bleed purple.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: That's right. And then finally, this is a sports story
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: of a different kind. A Miami-Dade sheriff's deputy making history
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: with a viral victory in his UFC debut. Catch this, S.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Luis Hernandez stepped into the octagon on just two days' notice,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: defeating his opponent by submission in an incredible 57 seconds.
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  Speaker 8: Damn!
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: 57 seconds with two days' notice. It's not like this
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: guy has been training for the last four to six weeks.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: This dude's a cop, right?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: This dude, the sheriff's office issued an official statement congratulating Hernandez, who, yes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: is the first active South Florida officer to compete in
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: the UFC. Let's just put it this way. If he
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: asks you for your driver's license and insurance, you hand
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: that S over.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, avoid that precinct.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: All together. That's a TV show waiting to happen. Isn't it?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Just having this guy take fools down with jiu-jitsu.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I love it. 57 seconds with two days notice. I
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: don't know any other UFC fighter who could do that
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: on such short notice.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Just show me half an hour of body cam footage
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: of this guy kicking dudes' teeth out.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I'm in.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: I want to make jokes, but I'm going to spend
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: my time saying bravo because the one thing that I–
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: if I had– I've heard this criticism with police officers
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: in the past, and I kind of can get on
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: board with the logic of the more hand-to-hand they are
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: comfortable with– I think the more situations, the less shootings.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: And so him going out of his way to pursue this,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: which is a symbiotic benefit for his career.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Which is a benefit for his community. Could not compliment
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: that guy enough.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: And what a public service to the numb nuts out
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: there who might think of challenging Deputy Hernandez. You know,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: he can just show him, you know, like his reel.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, they'll still try his ass. And that's where I
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: want the fun to come in. That's why we had
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: a body camera on.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: There's the TV show. Kick in the face, kick in
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: the face.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be cheering this guy on from the
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: sidelines holding popcorn.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: You know it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Imagine if the police officer shows up and then he
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: takes off his vest.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: No. You're like, oh, God. Exactly. We're in trouble, guys.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: He makes himself less safe. Exactly. So that way there's
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: no lawsuit.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: There's no thing after the fact.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, I had no chance. Like, this guy was naked.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: And that concludes your JCS News. All right. Very good.
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: 407-916-1041.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Text 77031. Back in a sec with more of the
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Jim Colbert Show.
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: Well, he knew what he was being executed for when
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: he got the sessions back in, what'd you say, 77?
• 31:35
  Speaker 15: So he knew what he was doing when he did
• 31:37
  Speaker 15: the crime. I think that sounds.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Like his problem to me.
• 31:42
  Speaker 17: Hey, it's Chance the Trucker. I really enjoyed myself Saturday.
• 31:47
  Speaker 17: It was kind of a hard day for me. It
• 31:49
  Speaker 17: was the anniversary of my father's death in 2011, which
• 31:53
  Speaker 17: happened on a Saturday at 1036. I had to choose
• 31:58
  Speaker 17: between his comfort or the Battle of Kenya for another
• 32:03
  Speaker 17: two months, which ended the same way. I really enjoyed
• 32:05
  Speaker 17: you guys. And that outfit was for the folk show,
• 32:09
  Speaker 17: which I missed.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: They're born out.
• 32:13
  Speaker 14: So I guess with the dunk tank, you guys got
• 32:16
  Speaker 14: to find out how soft and absorbent Jim Colbert really is.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: It was absorbent. Wasn't all that bad. Wasn't that bad
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Radio 104.1.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And Ross.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: What? It's all true. I was just going to say
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: those harps helped keep you in a good mood.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a number of those.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I think the biggest challenge for you is all the
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: up and down, like having to climb up and how
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: many times.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my calves are sore. I can crawl up that
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: damn thing a lot. I probably got dunked 20, 25 times.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Wow. It was awesome.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I saw, it's so funny, I was in the dunk tank,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I look over to the right and there's Ross just
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: standing there staring at me.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: He's out of the crowd, he's just standing on a
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: corner like some bum just staring at me. I'm like hidden,
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: just going like, yeah. I don't know what he's.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Doing over there. The crowd parted for me because I started,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: when I saw, I was like, Excuse me, excuse me,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I gotta see this, I gotta see this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: It was awesome. It kind of felt like a public shaming.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Did it really?
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: A little bit. Like we put them in the, what
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: were those things? The stocks? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: It was Game of Thrones when she had to walk
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: down the street. Shame!
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Shame! Shame!
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: There was like a little bit of that vibe, but
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: also like, you know.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Nick Jr.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I fully expected Jack to take a couple swings, but
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: he did not throw at me. I fully expected you
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: to take a couple shots. Like when I sat down
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: for the first time, Jack was there with a basket
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: of balls in front of him.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, this MF-er. He was the first guy
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: up there buying tickets.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: No, actually, he was the guy working the attraction.
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: He was.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: So thank you very much, Jack. Absolutely.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: And then Ross, you didn't throw any either?
• 33:53
  Speaker 11: No.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I threw some at... Big T? No, D-Bag.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 12: T-Bag.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: T-Bag. All the bags. Sorry. Lots of bags.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Which was awesome, though, because he dressed up as a T-Bag,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: and it makes way too much sense to be dressed
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: up as a T-Bag in a dunk scenario. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: And he sewed it himself.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't tell.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: It looked just like Twinings. Oh, yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Very Gucci of him to do that, for sure.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Very Gucci.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031, Emily the Movie Girl coming
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: up in the next hour. Jack, your favorite sandwich is–
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: let me ask you a quick question, Jack. When you
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: go out and you buy your peanut butter for your
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: favorite Sammy, what is your peanut butter of choice?
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I today had two PB & Js for lunch. Did
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: you really? That's normal.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: And I don't– Well, here's the deal.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: We went out.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: We did Magical Dining out two days this weekend.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Good for you. Where'd you go?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Last weekend. Went to Terramia last night.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Was it good?
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: It was great. Service was fantastic. Popped sushi the night before.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: That was fun. I know.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: That's good. That's good. So we didn't have any leftovers,
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: which would normally be my lunch.
• 35:07
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: So we did PB & J on the Aldi sourdough.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Sure. It was lovely. Do you get the Aldi brand
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: peanut butter? I'm a brand loyalist.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Now, typically, if I'm buying it, I will do that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: And either I grew up on Skippy, but that or Jif.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: I'm good either way.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Choosy moms choose Jif.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Peter Pan would be fine with me. But I
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: think my wife, I don't even know what brand is
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: in there. And I don't look. It's better not to know.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: You don't know.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I don't like the kind that you leave it out
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: and you got to stir it and stuff.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. All natural one.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: I want enough chemicals where it holds it together. Okay, well,
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: that's funny enough. That's what the story is about today.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: What is your favorite?
• 35:49
  Speaker 9: Jif.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: You're a Jif girl.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: I'm a creamy Jif, although I will do sometimes crunchy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes crunchy. She likes nuts every once in a while.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't, right, Ross? All of us, man. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: What PB are you, buddy? Kirkland Signature.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: You're a Kirkland Signature.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, that's where we get our
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: peanut butter and jelly.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Well, the reason I bring this up is we've heard
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: this about the ice cream business for years, right?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Remember when we found out that some brands of ice
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: cream actually weren't ice cream at all? They had no milk.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It didn't have enough butter fat or milk fat in there.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: So it's ice milk or they come up with a
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: different name.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Frozen dairy treat or product or they'll say something like that, right?
• 36:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Because it has just enough milk fat to consider itself
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: dairy but not enough– to consider itself, you know, cream.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Ice cream.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: I think everyone's first instance with this was when they
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: were young and you found out that Yoo-Hoo is just
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: chocolate drink.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Look, it's shelf-stable, bad sign. American cheese is what?
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: What's American cheese?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Oil?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: No, or is it Velveeta? Yeah, you know.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: One can't call themselves cheese. Well, I'll tell you this.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Some peanut butter can't call themselves peanut butter.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Whoa!
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: The horn's about to break out. Is it the peanut
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: or is it the butter? When you go home, Skippy, Jif,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: and Peter Pan.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait. Drum roll for.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: This, dude. This is big news. This is top three. Terrible.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: So in the world of peanut butter, the idea, when
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: you go and look at the label, if it says
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: peanut butter, you're good. But if it says peanut spread,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: you are not good. And all three of those brands
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: now fall under that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: It has to be 90% peanuts for it to be
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: considered peanut butter, but they add palm oil to it
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: to get the consistency spreadable right out of the jar,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: plus other chemicals, so they can't even call it peanut
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: butter anymore because the content of peanuts isn't enough to
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: consider it peanut butter. They call it peanut spread now.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: So what are the brands that are and are not?
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: The kind you have to serve like Jack Hicks.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: The natural ones. The all-natural ones. It says, under this proposal,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: three peanut butter brands, Skippy, Jip, and Peter Pan, began
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: a 20-week public hearing to argue what peanut percentage the
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: new standard has to be. They want it to be 90.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: It says it's got to be no less 90% for
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: peanuts and 55% fat. And so what they found out
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: was they're adding palm oil to it to get the
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: consistency right and to maintain the flavor. But the problem
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: is they've added too much palm oil, and they've actually
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: taken the peanut butter out of the peanut butter.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: So the natural stuff, the stuff that you have to
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: basically churn for a little bit like an Amish teenager.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the peanut oil that appears naturally in the peanuts.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: So when they get peanut oil, when you buy that separately,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: that's what's happened. They've just pressed the oil out of
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: the nut.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: And that's what.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, Deb.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I had a... Okay, I know.
• 38:53
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Sorry, now it's contagious. But my peanut butter that we get,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: that my wife buys, we have to stir it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: And I hate it. It sucks.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: I have to clock in so I can make a sandwich.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: It's not fun, but I'm good. That means I've been
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: eating peanut butter, though.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: You've been eating actual peanut butter instead of... God only
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: knows what they're putting in there. Peanut butter.
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: When manufacturers asked about adding glycerin to peanut butter and
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: oil to fight oil separation, the FDA responded by saying
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: that if glycerin could be added without rendering the food
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: adulterated as its addition, we could be, we get set
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: forth to permanently kind of add that on the label,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: but they didn't want to do that.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Glycerin.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: What is it? Fight club?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's kind of crazy when I, I was
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: expecting to see some off brands down in there.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: They're trying to some sideways stuff, you.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Know, but it's the big three. It is the big three.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: That makes sense. I have so much mistrust right now
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: with anything too big.
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: It says the Skippy website acknowledges that the FDA regulation saying, quote,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: natural peanut butter spreads can include additional ingredients like palm
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: oil or other oils which are not hydrogenated.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I think that's a.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I think they add air into it or hydrogen into
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: it to fluff it up and make it more pliable
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: or whatever and turn it into a solid, I believe, right?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I think that's what it is.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I think that's the bad ones, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: You don't want that. Okay. Man, that sucks, though.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: The truth will set you free, but that's a bummer
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: finding out that the peanut butter that nobody likes is
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: the one that's actually peanut butter.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: It says here, it says, it says, damn. Skippy, a
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: well-known name in the peanut butter world, must label its
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: natural peanut butter spread as such because it contains palm oil.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: And people were texting us at 77031 and saying that
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Jack was right. It is cheese, uh, Velveeta or Cheez Whiz.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: A cheese product.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Again, it's shelf-stable, guys.
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: If you're buying your cheese next to the pasta and
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: not where it's cold, that's bad news for you, dude.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: It probably ain't good for you. It's got you-hoo syndrome.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Man, that really knocked you for a loop,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: didn't it?
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Dude, it broke my heart when I was six. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: was like, what do you mean it's not milk?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: That's the scariest part. Then you ask the most important question.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: What the hell is it?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: And then they go, it's chocolate drink.
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you another one that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Freaks me out. One of these pre-made kind of things
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: that freaks me out. Man, I am not about that
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: pre-cooked bacon.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Who eats that? Yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Like the bacon that you take it off the shelf
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and apparently you just eat it right off the shelf.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, we're not doing that.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I'm so picky. I've never seen that. Oh, yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I've seen it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Also, I've seen it, sadly, in a couple of like
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: breakfast places as well. They just like microwave it and
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: you're like, whoa, hold on. Even shelf-stable pudding is weird,
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: isn't it, guys? Like when you make pudding at home,
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: it like stays in the fridge.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: How about shelf-stable milk?
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: There's that?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I think there's powdered milk. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: get those for hurricane season because those are– that are
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: like a can of incarnation sweetened condensed milk. That's great
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: for coffee when you're– when you don't have any power.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Or if you're Cuban.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yeah, we use that all the time
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: on the island.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Someone talked to me about dehydrated milk, like the powdered milk.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: How does that even happen? happen. They just take the
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: water out of it.
• 42:19
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: And then you rehydrate it.
• 42:20
  Speaker 12: With what?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: A Harry Potter wand?
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Dehumidify. Like what the hell? How do you make liquid
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: into whatever?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Hold me back.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: They just take the water out of it. Then you
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: have the milk solids and they turn that into a powder.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: And then all you have to do is reintroduce water
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: It's not bad.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: And it comes back to life. I will tell you
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: that when we were athletes as kids, man, our coach
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: demanded that we consume powdered milk. Apparently there's some kind
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: of magical protein thing that That happens when you do
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: that process and it's like better for you or something.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Like there's more calcium or something.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: It was just weird though. When he started asking us
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: to do lines of it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: 407-916-1041.
• 42:55
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• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Back in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert show. Hey,
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: JC and posse.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: Back when I was young and pretty, I was taught
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: a trick with real peanut butter. When you buy it,
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: you open it up, you stir it real good, and
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: then you put it in your cupboard upside down.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Then when you go to use it, it's ready to roll. Oh,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: that's a good idea. Rubber side down, y'all.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Very smart.
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  Speaker 18: Hey, guys, congratulations on a successful event. And thanks for everybody,
• 43:28
  Speaker 18: including Big T and you guys especially, that came over
• 43:31
  Speaker 18: to say hi to Commander. While we found out he's
• 43:33
  Speaker 18: a big teddy bear with people, maybe he's not so
• 43:36
  Speaker 18: much of a dog dog. So we kind of hung
• 43:39
  Speaker 18: out on the sidelines in the shade and just watched
• 43:41
  Speaker 18: everything go down. But we also had a talk with
• 43:43
  Speaker 18: Daryl Payne, and he's going to try to whip him
• 43:45
  Speaker 18: up into shape by next year. Maybe we'll have a
• 43:47
  Speaker 18: commander out there that can follow orders. And, Ross, you
• 43:49
  Speaker 18: are correct. It is a full circle moment that I
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  Speaker 18: am proud and grateful to be a part of.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Handy John.
• 43:55
  Speaker 10: Hey, it's Caroline.
• 43:57
  Speaker 16: And I heard that you were talking about me on
• 44:01
  Speaker 16: the show. And I think it was really cool. And
• 44:07
  Speaker 16: Suds Pups and Pints was really fun. And getting to
• 44:12
  Speaker 16: meet some of the people that my grandpa likes listening
• 44:15
  Speaker 16: to on the radio was really fun. And I think
• 44:18
  Speaker 16: it was funny when Jim fell in the tank.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: You watch your mouth. Grandpa?
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Grandpa? You watch your mouth, young lady. I need you
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: to say your brother.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: already at 104.1.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: There's Deb.
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  Speaker 1: Uncle.
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  Speaker 3: Jack.
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  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: And Sauce Daddy as well.
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  Speaker 3: Do whatever you want.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do whatever you want.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: That was a new one. All right, yeah. This is
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: right before you say, I have a question for you guys. Yeah, no, no, no.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I do have one a little bit later, though.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I got one a little bit later.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: This one, though, have you seen yet? Learning to read
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: the delays.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Everybody is gearing up.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: It's not even Halloween yet, but I think we can
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: all kind of realize this time of year as we
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: approach Halloween, the Christmas season will be thrust upon us
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: about a week before Halloween gets out of the.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Stores, right?
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: It's already there.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Hobby Lobby has been nothing but Christmas since August.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Last week I walked into Costco full Christmas.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Is it really?
• 45:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: And that's okay because I already bought my Halloween candy
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: there the week prior. I mean, have you guys started
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: to see the commercials from Campbell's for Thanksgiving?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen any seasonal stuff yet. I haven't seen
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: anything yet. Usually it doesn't happen until the beginning of October,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: which is like, what, Thursday? You do watch football, right?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I do watch football, yes.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Because I know you mentioned in the past like you
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: don't see movie commercials and stuff, and it's– what I'm noticing,
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: it's interesting. Depending on how you consume media depends on
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: what advertisements you're exposed to. Right, and that's the future.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: And it's more fragmented than ever before. So some things,
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: so like television ads, unless you watch network television, and
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I know you do not watch network television.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Usually, but you do watch football.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I do, yes.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: So that's where you'd be exposed to a lot of advertisers.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: And I only watched like one half of football this
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: weekend because, you know, with Saturday being taken up by
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Suds Pups, I didn't get a lot done. So Sunday
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: was a work day.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, what?
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: I found out something new with the Red Zone channel
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: because I made it to the end of the game because,
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: of course, I was watching the end of the Raider game,
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: then the end of that Cowboy.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Ravens game, which was amazing.
• 46:20
  Speaker 18: Insane, yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: So many insane games. Yeah, yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: But what they do at the end of the Red
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Zone channel, do you know how many touchdowns are scored
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: on Sunday just in the afternoon games?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Just total?
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: No.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: I'll go– I'll tell you.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: 36. 67. Damn, really?
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: And they show everyone at the end. Oh, my God, really?
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: It was just like 15 minutes of seeing every touchdown scored,
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: one after the other with music. It was like, damn,
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: that's someone's job like every day.
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Just clip it up.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Every touchdown and just put it on a reel and
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: get it ready to play at the very end.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Clip it up, baby.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, the shopping season will be here soon.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Who knows what it's going to look like this year?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be real interesting.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Who knows what the shopping season is going to be
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: like this year. But, you know, we know that malls
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: are one of the hottest properties out there when it
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: comes to shopping, right?
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. You've got to bum rush the mall.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: And here in Central Florida, I don't know about you
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: guys who are listening out of the area, but we
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: have one specific mall in the Central Florida area that
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: is built for– This time of year, it's called the
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Mall Millennium, right?
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: We call it, locally, we call it the? Rich People's Mall.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: The Fancy Mall, right?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Because that's where your Nordstroms, your Louboutin, your Cartier Rolex.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Your valet at the mall. It's one of the only
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: malls I've ever seen where they have valet parking.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: A lot of rich tourists.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: A lot of Brazilians with unibrows, but on purpose.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: And it is in that area between the tourist corridor
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: and Orlando proper.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: And do you notice that all of the car dealerships
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: around it are Alfa Romeo, Land Rover, Mercedes. It's all
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: your Jaguar. That's where all your high-end car dealerships are.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: In Orlando, there are two– well, now three primary neighborhoods
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: of wealth. There's Winter Park. There is Windermere, which would
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: be considered like your Bay Hill, Isleworth. That's a big,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: also an enclave of money. And I would say Lake
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Nona is kind of coming up there. as one of
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: the areas where you can do that. And I've noticed
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: that those... Celebration.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, exactly.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Well, this mall in Millennia is the fancy mall.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: It's where all the real high-dollar stores are. If you'd
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: like to pay $ 13, 000 for a purse, head to the
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: mall in Millennia. We got to do that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: No, thank you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Got about five places that'll sell you one of those.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: But they have made a change for this Christmas season.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: And I have to tell you, I'm very interested to
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: see how this is going to happen because they say
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: that they're going to enforce this heavily this year.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: For the season 2026 of shopping at the Millennium Mall,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: if you are under the age of 18 years old,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: you must be accompanied by an adult.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: And if you're not, they will card your ass. And
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: if they card you and you do not have an
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: ID that shows that you're over 18, they walk you
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: to an exit.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: So in other words, they're just close enough to the
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Orlando Eye and other areas where they've had these teen takeovers.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: And the last thing you want is your affluent tourists
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: being harassed by mobs of young people and then stores
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: overtaken with mobs of young people. stealing merchandise right off
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: the shelf.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Already, by the way, I remember telling you guys a
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago, I went out there and I
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: was walking around shopping for my wife. And I noticed
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: every single one of the stores had, like Deborah's saying,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: has a valet, a security guard out front that only
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: allows so many people in the store.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: So not the coach, but.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: The Louis Vuitton store, the Prada store, the Gucci store,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: they all had lines because they were only allowing enough
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: people that could be watched by their employees. Like they
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: weren't letting anybody in and you couldn't get in there
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: near it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: It's not just so they can watch the employees. Those
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: bougie stores, like one of their things is that they...
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: try to have the best shopping experience as possible. So
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: it's not just for theft. They're also looking out for
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: their customer of going like, hey, only let 12 customers
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: in at a time.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: And they also realize with the stores themselves, the higher-end stores,
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: they don't need no.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: 15-year-olds running around.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: They're not spending the kind of money that they want
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: to spend. Anybody with 18 buying something like that, dude.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: They'll be escorted in by their chauffeur.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I went into one of the stores probably about five
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: or six years ago. My wife did something at work
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: that was real good, and I was going to do
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: something really, really nice for her. I was going to
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: buy her something really, really nice. to celebrate this moment,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: momentous moment that she had in her life.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: So I went, I won't tell you which one, but
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I went into one of these stores and the cool
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: thing is like they say, the minute you walk in,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: you get.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: A personal person.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: You get an employee for the next hour and a
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: half that you shop. And that, that employee walks with
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: you and answers all your questions. It was crazy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. My most interesting experience was on the Champs Elysees
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: in Paris and And wanting to go to the Chanel store. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: And that's locked. Oh, yeah, you got to show your
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: W-2 to get in. The guy guarding the door just
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: looks you up and down. Oh, he just does a
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: judgment scan? He does a judgment scan. And if you
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: don't look like you could come in and spend money,
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: they don't let you in.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: They say, look at you and your broke-ass shoes.
• 51:27
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I do not think you could come into my store.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: While you watch the Arabic girls head-to-toe burqa, head-to-toe burqa
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: go right into the Chanel store, not even carrying a purse.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: And their band has double Cartiers. Have no more jokes
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: in this situation. You'll pay less, cannot come in here,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: because we pay more.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, man.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Isn't it? But the ball plenty is like saying, no,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: we're not going to do it. No, we're not playing that, dude.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: No, you can't do that at other malls. If you
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: did that at Altamont, nobody goes. And that entire mall
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: has people under the age of 20.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I'll throw this out here.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: I'll give the young people even some more benefit of
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: the doubt here. I don't even think it's like, oh,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: my God, there's these. It definitely is, dude. Teen takeovers
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: is one of many reasons why.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: But it's also like they are broke.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I legit see that policy, and I hear one fun–
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: not fun way, but one way of getting rid of
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: broke entities out of that mall without hurting anyone's feelings. Yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: this is like a homeowners association saying, no, you cannot
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: park in the yard.
• 52:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Take your Corolla down the street. You cannot park in
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: your yard here, buddy.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I understand teenagers suck, and especially when they're in mass,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: but they're not spending money, and that, I think, would
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: be the number one reason why this would be implemented.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: I've got to tell you, this feels like a blinking
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: powder keg to me. I don't know about you guys.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: But the first time one of these rental security guys
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: rolls up to somebody and says, yo, man, let me
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: see your ID. And he's like, no, I'm not going
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: to do that. And then that guy tries to walk
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: a guy to the door to get him out of
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: the mall.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: That's going to be an interesting confrontation.
• 53:14
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: And 16-year-olds are known for being sensible.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. All they want to do is comply. Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: 407-916-1041.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Text us 77031.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Emily, the movie girl next. Oh, what a day! You know,
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: your favorite tea bag.
• 53:41
  Speaker 13: And today we raise a beer to y'all. Because Studs
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: Pops and Pints was a blast. And I'm proud of myself.
• 53:49
  Speaker 13: I didn't say one curse word in the dunk tank.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: You didn't. But.
• 53:54
  Speaker 13: Trust me, a lot of things got drowned out underwater.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Have a good one, y'all. All right, buddy.
• 54:01
  Speaker 8: Thanks.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for joining us, buddy. We appreciate your help.
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: 407-916-1041.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Text us 77031. I'm Jim. There's Deb.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Hello. Jack. And Ross. And the beautiful Emily.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Her name is Emily. She likes movies.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: She's a girl.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: It's time for Emily the Movie Girl on The Jim
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Colbert Show.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, look at her.
• 54:29
  Speaker 11: So adorable.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: I'm amazing.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I'm amazing as well. How was your weekend?
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you in a couple weeks.
• 54:35
  Speaker 10: Well, I was here last week.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen you in a week.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: It's just Jim's.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Not here right now.
• 54:44
  Speaker 10: Not remembering me very well.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: I don't remember anything very well. How are you doing?
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: I'm doing great.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Jim, good weekend.
• 54:50
  Speaker 10: I did.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: I went to Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party on Friday.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: With a couple of girlfriends, which was a lot of fun.
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: We dressed up as American Girl dolls.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: That's super funny.
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: Do you not? You don't know what that is.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I know what.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: American Girl dolls are.
• 55:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Big, tall dolls, very expensive.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 10: It's true.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Made in China.
• 55:10
  Speaker 10: Well, I never could afford one as a kid, but
• 55:13
  Speaker 10: they just re-released all the OG American Girl dolls earlier
• 55:16
  Speaker 10: this year for, I want to say it's like their
• 55:18
  Speaker 10: 45th anniversary or something. So we all decided, okay, we're
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: going to go as American Girl does, and we brought
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: the dolls with us.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun. That's super funny.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: A really interesting story in Newsweek today about Disney adults,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: which we're going to talk about a little bit later.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think she likes that word.
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: You know, I'd be curious to see what you have
• 55:37
  Speaker 10: to say about it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: No, it's not me that has to say anything about it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: It was very interesting because we deal with this all
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: the time. We've talked about Disney adults before. I've just
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: not seen them talked about in national media before. Today
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: was the first story I've seen about them. Emily, you're correct.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: He has a lot to say about it. All right.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Emily drops by on Mondays to review movies. Tell us
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: what is good or bad out there. What do you
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: have for us this week?
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: Oh, I'm really excited to talk about the one big
• 56:01
  Speaker 10: movie that I went to go see in theaters this
• 56:03
  Speaker 10: last week. It's Primetime.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: So this is the Chris Hansen story, right?
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Now, the funny thing is, one of the wrinkles with
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: this is, I think until like yesterday or the day before,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Chris Hansen hadn't seen the story or hadn't seen the movie, right?
• 56:18
  Speaker 10: He hadn't been approached about this at all.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, they went about it secretly so he
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: wouldn't find out about it. And I hear this is
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: one of Pattinson's greatest performances. He's supposed to be amazing.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: In this movie.
• 56:30
  Speaker 10: He I can totally agree with that. I think out
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: of everything I've seen of his even just this year,
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: it may not be my absolute favorite. I really enjoyed
• 56:39
  Speaker 10: what he was doing in the drama, but I feel
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: like the drama is something I'm more likely to revisit
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: this movie. I probably won't revisit, but it doesn't deter
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: from his performance.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: Which is I mean, he's so unhinged in this. It's crazy.
• 56:51
  Speaker 15: Right, right, right.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: And that's supposed to be a true story, right? One
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: of the reasons he did not like the idea of
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: this coming out is it kind of unveils a stuff
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: about his personality that people really didn't see for the
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: show because the show is to catch a predator, right?
• 57:03
  Speaker 19: Correct.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: So he became like a pop culture hero, kind of antihero,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: kind of weird position in the world. Then he kind
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: of went sideways a little bit and then kind of
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: dropped off the world. And the next thing you know,
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: we see this movie about it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 10: I think what a lot of people are. taking away
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: from this, and a lot of this just has to
• 57:20
  Speaker 10: do with digesting a film like this, is that it's
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: a lot of gray area here. It's not trying to
• 57:26
  Speaker 10: paint Chris Hansen as a crazy villain, and it's not
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: trying to sympathize with predators at all. There's something really
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: more nuanced that they're saying here, and I think people
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: just aren't necessarily willing to grapple with some of the
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: issues that they're trying to bring up. But I don't
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: necessarily take it as this is what happened. Like, it's
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: very clear the way this movie is presented. It's pretty
• 57:50
  Speaker 10: fantastical at times.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: But they did have a tragedy.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: That's kind of part of the movie is like they,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: once he busted one of these guys, one of those
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: guys committed suicide, right?
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it was an assistant DA.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so it was like a very high-profile person that
• 58:06
  Speaker 10: they were trying to catch.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: And the premise is that the pressure from the network,
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: they put them up against loss. It's in prime time.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: And the pressure from the network was like, no, you
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: got to be bigger.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: You need more. We need more. Right, yeah, yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: And so there was pressure to catch, you know. Bigger
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: and bigger fish. Exactly. I saw the movie Friday Night
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: with my dog.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: What did you think?
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: I really liked it. I think Pattinson is great. He's
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: a monster, dude.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: That guy is amazing. He is really good.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: And it's funny, talking to my daughter on the way out,
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: she goes, she gave it three, but she's like, I
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: wouldn't see it again. But I mean, because Resident Evil,
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: she saw twice in one weekend. So she goes, I
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: wouldn't see this one again, but I liked it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: For sure.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I saw one behind the scenes thing of like
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: making of the movie and the director, I believe it was,
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: was talking about how there's actually a couple of shots
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: that are just in straight up 480p that are in
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: the final cut of the film. And that that was
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: such a creative choice of that. So many people behind
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: the scenes and making movies get it.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Addicted to her.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: 8K, 16K resolution, but he bent 480p to his creative taste.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: And it was really, really cool just to see how
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: he went about going like, I really liked the shot.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: I love the graininess. It's making the final cut.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: So Emily, did it have a good beginning, middle and end?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of these stories don't, they kind of
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: get lost in one part of that.
• 59:31
  Speaker 10: I think in what I took away from it, yes.
• 59:35
  Speaker 10: But it didn't follow the story that I was hoping
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: to follow. Like, I wanted to see the downfall of
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: the show, and you don't see that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 9: Oh, really?
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: It's in a very specific time in the show when
• 59:45
  Speaker 10: they're literally about to get their primetime slot. And then
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: it leads into the third act, which is the DA
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: committing suicide on camera.
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: And that episode still ended up getting aired.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: Really crazy.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: The, uh, there was just so much in this thing
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: that the, the ending, what I missed at the ending was,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: and it was an eight 24 film. Typically a movie
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: like this, they'd say they kind of recap, Oh, the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: show ended up going off the air here. And they
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: didn't give you any of that. No, And also there
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: was the one kid that they followed. He was the
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: decoy Dan. He was a little influence on it, but
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: it was based off an Esquire magazine article. But my
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: favorite behind-the-scenes fact about this one is the director got
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: the idea, or maybe it was the writer, got the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: idea to do it after his partner had a cameo,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: did one of those cameos with Chris Hansen.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Paid to have Chris Hansen do a cameo.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: And then Chris Hansen started pitching this guy ideas, like,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: you know, like film ideas or TV ideas.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: On a cameo?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Crazy.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: And then the director was like, I got to find
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: out what's going on in this guy's head and then
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: finds out.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: More about him and then ends up making this movie.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Emily, no one. Oh God. All right. Let me phrase
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: this carefully.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: No one. Please don't.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: No one.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: No one is challenging the piss poor, monstrous ethics of
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: any predator, right? But does the movie also maybe bring
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: up maybe the somewhat controversialness of that? Like create empathy? No,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: not empathy, but does it challenge maybe the ethics of
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: platforming it as entertainment of catching these people?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: Yes, 100%. I really like, so like the three main
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 10: people that you follow in this are Chris Hansen's or
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: Rob Pattinson's character, his producer who's played by, I can't
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 10: remember her name off the top of my head. And
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 10: then Skylar goes on to who plays decoy Dan. So
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 10: three very different perspectives, but two out of the three,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 10: and I'll let you guess which two you realize how
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: exploitative the entertainment industry is. And again, I'm not saying
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: that this is fact just because this is loosely based
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 10: off a true story, but it does have some very
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 10: interesting commentary, especially given like there are very blatant things
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 10: throughout the film that That showed that this is very
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 10: much in a post-9-11 world where people are so hell-bent
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 10: on catching bad people and exposing them in this very
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: embarrassing way and exposing them quickly.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Shame, yeah, using shame as a weapon kind of thing?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Yes. Wow.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 10: But just because– and you realize with a TV, there's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 10: a certain schedule. There's all these different– things that have
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: to get in line in order to catch these people,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 10: but they're not doing it in the correct way.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 10: So the protocol was bad. protocol was bad to the
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 10: point where a lot of these real, uh, real things
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: ended up getting thrown out in when it's brought to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 10: court because it was just held. It was taken care
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 10: of so poorly.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Yeah. Well, what'd you give it then?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 10: I gave it three and a half out of five stars. No, four,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 10: four stars.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: Was the dialogue good?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Because with movies like this, you feel that the dialogue
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: has to be very good, uh, and very definitive to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: create these characters and move them forward and tell this story, uh,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: along with the images, because you kind of understand what
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: the idea of the show is going in. You may
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: even have, like yourself, created a little idea of what
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: the movie's going to be like before you go in,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm glad it kind of breaks some norms.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: I like it when it does that for me.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 10: I would be really interested, especially given, like, I'm sure
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 10: you watched the original show.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. I mean, everybody did.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I mean... But newer generations coming, not necessarily.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about my age group.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Everybody watching.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: This is a very big Gen X, early millennial type
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 10: of show that everyone is watching.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Real fast, I'm underneath the impression that that show was
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: one of the first. And granted, it is the worst
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: action and activity that one can go about. But it
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: also seems like one of the first times that you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: got to see people being filmed without their knowledge.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, there was a show back in the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: day that was a hidden camera show.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Hidden camera?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: It was like a prank show. It wasn't like this.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, you know, your car didn't get repoed.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: It's not like this. It's like, no, you didn't have
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: sex with a 12-year-old. You're not going to jail. It
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: was none of that.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, this was actual repercussion. Yeah, on candid camera,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: you would get them to sign a release to do it.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Like this.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: And it was like, they're not the police, but the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: police are involved to arrest them when they come out.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 9: Wild, wild.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: When they try to run, they get tackled.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: They were walking this weird line. By the way, Merrick
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: Weaver is the name of the actor.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 10: Oh, Merrick Weaver, yeah.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she's also in Severance, which I absolutely love.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: And she's been in a bunch of stuff, too. All right,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: what else you got for us this week?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 10: So I, on streaming, watched a rom-com. So I've said
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: this before and I'll.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Say it again.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: I like how you smile when you say it, as
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: if to know that you think this offends me when
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: you watch rom-coms or the fact that you like them.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're great.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: You love them.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 10: I'm excited to talk about it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 10: I'm giving it air time. No, but I watched Love Hypothesis.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 10: Now, have you not heard of Love Hypothesis?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: What a title.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 10: So this is based off of a book that is
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 10: quite literally based off of fan fiction of Reylo. Do
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 10: you know what Reylo is? That's... So it's Rey and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 10: Kylo Ren.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, there you go.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 10: I do not know that. That's a fan name.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Reylo. I'm glad you stopped me. Let's just say that.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: I am so glad you stopped me.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: I should have just let you struggle.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: I was about to make Ross's month. I'm so glad
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: you cut me off.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: You don't even know what I was about to say.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I do not know what that is.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 10: But yeah, so this is based off of fan fiction.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 10: but it plays on these tropes of like sort of
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: grumpy sunshine. And it's about this girl that's in a
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 10: doctorate program. And she ends up having this sort of
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 10: fake dating situation with a doctor at her university to
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 10: sort of help them both out. But it's really fun.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: It starts Lily Reinhart and Tom Bateman. Tom Bateman, I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 10: haven't seen in anything else, but he is And this
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 10: is what makes it so ironic that this got made
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 10: and streamed is that Tom Bateman is married to Daisy
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: Ridley in real life.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, all right.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: That's Ray from Star Wars.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: And that's Ray.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 10: And Lily Reinhart is just adorable in this. I love her.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: What did she do other that I would know her from?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 10: She's in that TV show.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: She's done something else, and I know her from something
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: else because I remember the name. Lily's one of my
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: favorite names. So I remember the name Lily.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Riverdale.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Riverdale, that's it. Yeah, my wife was watching Riverdale for
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: a little bit.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so she's... veronica and that no betty yeah betty
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: betty uh she's.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Betty i only know that because i'm on the wikipedia
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: page uh throwing this out here you are you know
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: you know a lot about rom-coms who is like the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: biggest like heartthrob for both men and women right now
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: like in that rom-com community Who's even doing them anymore? Well,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, okay, so it's going to be weird when
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: I say a dude's name first, but I don't care.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: I'll die on this hill. Elordi, right? He's like one
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: of them.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Jacob Elordi.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: You know, he is a heartthrob, but he's like, aside
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: from his roots and doing that Netflix movie that he did,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 10: The Kissing Booth.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 10: Like he has very much stepped away from that since then.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 10: I guess Wuthering Heights kind of, but like that's not
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: a rom-com.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: You know, so, but I would say he is a heartthrob.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: Off the top of my head, girl-wise, I think Emily
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: Bader would be a really good example. She was in
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: People We Meet on Vacation, which was like a big
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: Netflix rom-com that came out earlier this year. And I
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: loved that. It's also based off of a book.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: And didn't they try to turn that one guy from
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Top Gun?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: Oh, Glenn Powell.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't they try to turn him into a rom-com guy?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't work for him for some reason. He's
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: not adorable, is he?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: He doesn't seem... He's very funny.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 10: I'll give him that.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he doesn't come off like one of those guys.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Those guys need to be a little doughier. Like Hugh Granish.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 9: Doughier?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: Doughier, yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: What do you mean by Doughier?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: The rom-com guys aren't supposed to be your shredded rip dudes.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: Well, come on now.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Those are hunky guys for lead roles. Rom-com dudes are
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: supposed to be like dudes.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: You know, you can just.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: More sensitive?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 11: Maybe.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know, Jack.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Are you saying dad bod? What are you saying, Doughier? Well,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: your rom-com heroes are Hugh Grant, right? I guess.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: At one time. Yeah, that was.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: But that's what I'm saying is like that kind of
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: guy to me is a rom-com guy.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, Andrew Lincoln did it for a little bit too,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 10: Okay. This is not necessarily rom-com, but if you think
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 10: in Heartthrob, Bridgerton.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: All the men in Bridgerton. But the thing is when
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: it gets to their season, they have their glow up.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: Have you ever seen an episode of Bridgerton? I've seen
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 10: clips of Bridgerton.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Do I look like a guy who would... I'm going
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: to throw this out here. I'm going to put you
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: on the spot here a little bit, Jen. We just
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: established it not too long ago. What is Raylo? I'm
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: going to plead the fifth on that.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: You have the memory of a goldfish.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Reylo is the Star Wars thing.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: What he wants me to do, he wants me to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: admit what I thought it was.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: No, that's what he wants.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: No, it's Star Wars, and then, but it's Star.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Wars, and then again. Kylo. Kylo Grinn. Kylo Grinn. You
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 13: Bravo.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: You nailed it.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: He's the space guy that smiles a lot, fights with
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: a light sword.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: A light sword. I got a movie for you.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 16: Oh, for me?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Light sword is going to make me break my computer.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: This weekend, we're always tooling around looking for something, right?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Saw a movie I think is very good, and it's
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: got a big-time actress in it. I've never seen the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: guy before, and the actress is Rachel McAdams, I believe.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Love her.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love her. I have a crush on her.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the movie Send Help?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Dude, how did you feel about that? I loved it.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: I thought it was amazing. How good was that? Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: To have a weird kind of horror.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: It was horror-esque.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 10: It's Sam Raimi.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: He was like a big horror guy.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: He wrote it.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: He wrote it and directed it. It was amazing, dude. 92%
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: on Rotten Tomatoes. Send help.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Would you agree one of the best premises for a
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: movie for something like that that you've seen in a while?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: I saw it earlier this year, and it definitely left
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 10: an impression on me. It's not the type of movie
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 10: I would go to see. But Rachel McAdams got me
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 10: in there. And then, oh my gosh, who is her
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 10: male counterpart? He's fantastic too in it. But they match
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 10: each other so well, and it's so campy.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 10: So if you just get past the premise being the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 10: stupidest thing in your life, you're like, this is really fun.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: And that's what you have to do. For me, movies,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: it is suspending that belief a little bit, depending on
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: the content. And going into the movie, I had no idea.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: I actually thought it was going to be a horror
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: movie about being stranded on an island and getting attacked
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: by a bunch of other stuff.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: And it was what? Way different than that. It was really,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: really good and fun.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Fun fact about the movie Sent Help, that's getting huge reviews.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: It came out earlier this year, but the music was
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: done by Danny Elfman.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Danny Elfman.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know that.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: He is on a roll when it comes to movie magic.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: Dylan O'Brien was the male lead in that.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 10: I would venture to say he's not quite in the
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 10: rom-com realm, but he is a heartthrob, I think, at
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: least amongst millennials, because he was a big in those
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 10: like YA movie remake things that were happening. He was
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 10: a big actor in that.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: He's got an Adam Scott in Step Brothers vibe in
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: this movie a little bit. Kind of a douchey business
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: bro kind of feel, you know?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Like, me and the boys are going to take the
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: private plane to play some golf, you know, while we
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: do a deal or something like that.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: And it's cool to see Rachel McAdams, like, I'm just
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: going to sound kind of aggressive, but, like, she's still
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: smoking hot, but she's not playing the smoking hot girl
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: in this movie.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: She's not a leading lady.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: She's playing, like, a numbers girl in an office, like
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: a nerd that nobody really kind of likes. It's a
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: really cool movie. You want to check that out. What
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: else do you have for us before we get out
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: of here?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 10: Well, those are the only two movies I saw this week,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 10: but I don't know if you've seen anything in the
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 10: movie news about Sabrina Carpenter and Margaret Qualley getting cast
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 10: in the new Fred Astaire biopic.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: I heard about it, yeah.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 10: I'm so excited about it. I don't know if you
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: know this about Margaret Qualley, but she is a fantastic dancer.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: She's the daughter of? Somebody super famous.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: Two very famous people.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Andy McDowell?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Andy McDowell and her husband. Yeah, because she was
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: also in the movie, the Quentin Tarantino movie.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: She was in a lot. She's been in a lot lately.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: The last something, last Hollywood or whatever. Substance.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, she was in The Substance as well.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 10: But I'm very excited, especially to see Sabrina Carpenter, because
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 10: I feel like a lot of people now have almost
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 10: pigeonholed her to– Like, oh, well, you're a musician now
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 10: and you do like the sexy thing, the sexy thing.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: And it's like, well, no, she was a Disney Channel
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 10: star and she's literally been a Broadway performer.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: She's painfully talented.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 10: Absolutely. So I'm really excited to see her in this. Like,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: I've never seen her dance like that.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: I'm sad.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 10: I'm really excited.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: It's interesting.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: I saw the VMAs last night, the MTV Video Music Awards.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: She was on stage next to Madonna.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 10: That was so awkward.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: And it was really awkward for the record. Her whole thing,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter's whole thing is being like five feet tall.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: She's five.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Madonna's five-five, and they were the same height. Yeah, they're not.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: Well, maybe it had something to do with heels.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: She had heels on long dress. I was going back.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: I was checking that out. I was looking up how
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: tall they are.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: What do you have for us next week?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 10: Next week, I'm going to talk about Verity, which is
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: a new psychological thriller, Colleen Hoover book, starring Anne Hathaway.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 10: Very excited for that.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: That looks interesting.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, for sure. And then I also am going to
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: talk about Hatchan Shake Your Booty.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 10: Which is a Japanese film.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 10: That is really fun. It has some musical elements to it.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: All right, nice.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Great job this week, man.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: Thanks.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: Good luck for Emily, guys.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 19: Yay!
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 12: Yay!
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Where can they find your podcast and hear your wonderful podcast?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: Okay. So I have a podcast called Cinema Social Collective.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: You laugh.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: I know. I always forget to promote it. So thank
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: you for reminding me.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: I'm the goldfish here.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: No, I guess I'm the goldfish when it comes to
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 10: actually promoting stuff on here.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: Cinema Social Collective. You can follow us.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Instagram.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: TikTok.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 10: We have a YouTube channel. Anywhere you can download podcasts.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: We're there. We release weekly. Our episode that just came
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: out this last week was The Odyssey.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: It's 90 minutes. It was a beast to edit, but
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 10: I learned so much. We had our first guest on
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 10: the pod, which was a lot of fun. This week,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: we're going to be covering primetime. So if you want
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 10: to hear me yap more about primetime, it'll be out
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: this week.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: You got it. Thanks.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: Always good seeing you.
• 1:14:55
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• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: Good to be here.
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  Speaker 2: Back in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going? What's up, dude?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Yep, just left Altamont a little while ago. Heading home
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: back beachside. Fantastic weekend up in St. Clair Shores, Michigan.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: Really stoked to hear about the event.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Big T had.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Texted me this morning, and I knew it was going
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: to be a success. We still missed you, but man,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: we had a stellar weekend. Oh, gas prices.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 11: Hmm.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: I saw a 467 up there.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 19: Yep.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Aloha.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 19: You know, you could have waited for decent weather for
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 19: the event this past weekend.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Just kidding. It was perfect.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 19: Everything about it. Ross, I finally figured something out. I
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 19: was chatting with you with Rockwell the Bulldog.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 19: And I asked about your kid, how he's doing. And
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 19: then I said, one or two? And you said, one.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 19: But we'll see. And I thought, that's an odd thing
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 19: to say about your kid. I was talking about his age.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: You were talking about quantity.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was, yeah.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. I'm Jim,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: there's Deb.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: And Ross, I'll hear from you today. I'll get better
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: with people.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: We only have a short segment because we ran Emily
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: way long, but I want to take this time to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: remind you guys we're going to be at... at Margaritaville,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: the Sunset Walk, the Promenade there this weekend for our
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: big Best Of Challenge. Every year in October, we do
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: this big gig. Twelve restaurants from the Promenade there will
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: gather together and offer you one of their best bites.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: That's why we call this the Signature Edition. And this
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: is an amazing event. You pay $ 20 for your tasting ticket,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: and you walk around, and everybody has a little taste
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: And it's not actually a little taste.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: It's a good little-sized bite of whatever they think is
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: the best thing they have.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen a person yet that has been able
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: to eat at all 12 restaurants. And we get some
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: pretty big dudes that take that as a personal challenge.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: It is a challenge.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: We had a group last year come out. It was
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: like nine dudes and a girl. And they were going around,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: and they were challenging each other to finish everything that
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: was being offered. And, man, they go hard for about
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: six stops. And then they don't go so hard for
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: about eight stops. And then by about ten stops, you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: can see them kind of, oh, God, they're chilling out
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: They start getting that itis.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: They're making some room. This is such a fun event,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: and again, for only $ 20. Now, the tickets are limited.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Last time I talked to Ray, we're about halfway there.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: So you definitely want to grab your tickets before this
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Friday so you.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Can get in and have a good time with us.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: So you think about it, it starts at noon, goes
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: to about 3, and then we do the awards and stuff.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: So in those three hours.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: 12 restaurants.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: That's every 15 minutes you could have food throughout the
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: entire thing.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: That's right. For three straight hours.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: And the cool thing is, is like, okay, so if
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: you just wanted to come out and hang out, much like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: you know, what we had this last weekend, it doesn't
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: cost you anything to come out and just hang out, right?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: If you want to eat food, that's where they get
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: you for the $ 20 tasting test.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: But it's only $ 20. 20 bucks. $ 20, 12 restaurants. Where
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: else are you going to get a deal like that?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: We'll be out there having a great time. So many
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: places to get a great drink.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Afterwards, there's a car show, live music. It is one
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: of our premier events for the year because, again, not
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: only are you getting a great deal for the money
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: you're spending, you're just hanging out at a wonderful place,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: having a great time. The parking is free. It's easy
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: to park. You literally park a walk three minutes, and
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: you are right in the middle of the action.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: So much fun. That's all happening this Saturday.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: But the other thing is we're broadcasting live from Margaritaville
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: this Friday night.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: That's something new. That is new.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: And the reason I want to tell you that is
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: because we'd love to have a crowd come out. Look,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: if you're coming out this weekend anyway, they're offering room deals.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: If you go to realradio.fm slash sunset, you can go
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: there and check out the room deals where you can
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: stay in the hotel and hang out with us Friday.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: uh for the broadcast afterwards party a little bit with
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: us there and then be ready to go the next
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: morning be able to walk right out to the event
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: and chill out and then everything around there is fun
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: they have the water park there uh all the other
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: stuff from like a um Like 192 and all the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: shops are like right there. The parks are close as well.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: So just a great weekend to kind of cut loose
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: and have a good time with us.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: And that show on Friday is that we'll be doing
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: a lot of games, interactive games with the people there
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: We're bringing some prizes. Bringing a lot of prizes. So
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: all the stuff that we provided for Deb and such,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: put some pints.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Which was so much and thank you.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we have more. So we're bringing more of
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: those prize packs from Ford Motor Company, from Caterpillar, from...
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: legendary white tails.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: If you like flannel.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from Thorogood Boots and Textiles. We're bringing all kinds
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: of stuff out there. So we would love to have
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: a nice little crowd hanging out with us, having a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: couple drinks with us. So, again, if you want to
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: grab a room that night on Friday, come down and
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: hang out for the live broadcast and then be ready
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: to go the next day, do that. Just go to
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: realradio.fm slash sunset. You can also buy your ticket right
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: there as well, right, Jackson?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: On the website, the link goes there. For tickets for
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: the Best of Challenge, also the links to the hotel
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: deals you were talking about.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: So much fun.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: And we'll have three listeners competing, making us burgers. Yeah,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: we already picked those last week. How good is this event, buddy?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: How much fun is it?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: It's always good, and I always get the mojitos.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: That's what I do.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: We actually get there early and pile up right there
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: at that bar. Estefans.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Estefans.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: We pile up right there on that corner so we
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: can see the stage and see everything. Get a little
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: shade there and just start ordering mojito after mojito. They
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: destroy them. You know, it happens every year because they
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: put a cane of sugar in the mojito, and then
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: you have two, and then you think it's the straw.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Then it's not, and you take a sip out of
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: a non-hold object. It's a look, and it's embarrassing.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Suck harder! Yeah.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us at 77031.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: I teased that Disney adult story from Newsweek, but I'll
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: pay it off next.
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  Speaker 9: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 8: Chuck up in Michigan.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got gas.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 13: Friday.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: I had about a quarter of a tank left, so
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: I figured I'd better get it quick.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: 88 bucks.
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  Speaker 16: It was shocking.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 8: I don't remember paying that much when I had my
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: full-size truck.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Same.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I drive like a little Ford Ranger.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's got like a 16, 18-gallon tank or whatever.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: It cost me $ 86. Literally $ 86 both times I filled
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: up over the last two times.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: I have to fill up tonight. Please pray for me.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: I think I have about a little bit more than
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: a quarter of a tank. So I think I'll probably
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: have to fill up tomorrow to the tune of probably.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Another $ 85 or $ 86. It's getting easier. I saw a
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: really funny Instagram.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: I'm at the tears.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Funny Instagram post that said arm, leg, organ, and then
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: for diesel, it just said your soul. Your soul.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: 77031.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: That's how you text us. I'm Jim.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well. All right,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: so when Emily was in, we were talking about the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Disney adults. That is a thing, by the way. If
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: you don't live here, I don't know that– do you
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: think that comes into play elsewhere, guys, other than California?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I think– The idea of a Disney adult, is that
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: primarily an Orlando or Florida thing? You might have to
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: clean up ILU because your slacks are about to get
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: rattled because I think Disney adults are nationwide.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: You think so, huh?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: They live nationwide, but they come here to congregate, so
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: we interact with them more, right?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: I think we're more familiar with them, but when they
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: go out in the wild, they're not as concentrated. So
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: regular people outside of Central Florida might not be as
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: familiar with what a Disney adult is if they are
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: not one.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if you guys remember, but there
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: were plans, maybe still plans, to create a dating app.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: for Disney adults called Single Rider.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: Did not know that. Oh, that's awesome.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Isn't that awesome?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Where'd you hear about that? And they're going up in
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: arms because I think it's Expedition Everest or one of
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: the attractions just took out the Single Rider. option and
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: people are losing their minds but this was months and
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: months and months ago really dating out for disney adults
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: let me ask you a.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Question you think disney adults in their regular lives when
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: they're not you know wearing the ears or you know
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: dressing like their favorite character or whatever do you think
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: they let on in their normal world like if they're
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: an insurance agent or a teacher or an executive do
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: people know that they have that lifestyle or is that
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: something they hide I think it's.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: A person-to-person thing, but for the most part, I think
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: they don't usually have too much shame. I don't know
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: too many big Disney fans that are embarrassed of their
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: big Disney fandom. Well, the reason I'm bringing this up,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: this is this Newsweek story.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Are you about to ruin it for them?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to ruin it for you. I mean,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: this is just this guy's take. I don't necessarily agree
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: with everything this guy is saying. I think there's a
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: little bit of this. This is how he opens this.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is from Shane Croucher. who was
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: the senior editor over at Newsweek. This is the opinion column. So,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: of course, this is just him spouting off. But it says,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: I like it. Before I turn the flamethrower on those
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: who are about to burn, let's make a few things
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: clear first. So that's his first sentence going to a story.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: He goes, if you're an adult with a kid, you
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: can afford to go. Disney World is the thing. Do everything.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Get nostalgic.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Do the whole nine yards. Same goes for anybody with
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: a developmental disability. Disney World is your playground. Go have
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: at it. Have a good time. Make those memories that
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: are going to last your whole life. But it says,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: and I quote... But if you're a grown adult to
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: whom none of the above applies, and you're at Disney World,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: take a long, hard look at yourself. Feel that shame scorch.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: I bet you use the word adulting, don't you? I
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: feel sick even writing it. Throw the Mickey ears in
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: the trash. Go home and grow up.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Somebody got turned down by a Disney adult on some
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: dating app. I think a princess said no. He continues.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: This sounds so personal.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: It's just so tragic, he says.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 11: Wow. Wow.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: And he says, now these aging millennials I grew up
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: to watch regrettably belong. They're competing with children at Disney
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: parks for the best view of someone in a costume
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: pretending to be a character from an animated movie or worse,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: dressed as a teenage princess. I see what he did
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: there with the Lost Boys thing.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all thought that, right? I'm just
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: making sure.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Now, I will tell you something interesting about this story.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: I can't read the entire thing. I'm not going to
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: It's boring AF.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: But here's what he does kind of continue on. Because
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: he does admit there is a group of people who
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: do this, but he doesn't view them the same way.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: And I kind of know why a little bit. What
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: group do you think it is? Because there are groups
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: of people who follow things like this all the time,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: and they're adults.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Overweight people.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: No, dude. It's got to be.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Like Harry Potter fans? Yeah, Star Wars, Harry Potter. Star Trek.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Like there are tons of adults who live in a
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: fantasy life that have dedicated their lives to dressing up,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: emulating people or characters from those products.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite– when picking up wedding photographers, but
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite photographs was a newly married husband
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: and wife. He held up his lightsaber and she held
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: up her Harry Potter wand.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 9: Oh, man.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: And that was just the photo. And I love that
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: because those are– That's a safe space for them.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like a nerd portman, too. Just to clarify
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: why I said overweight people, because I don't want to
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: make anybody upset.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Him and Hoth are in fact. Oh, yeah, because Ross
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: is thin, y'all. No, no, no. He's fat shaming.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, man, now watch this U-turn, because one of the
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: coolest things, I've spent a lot of days working at
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: a theme park in my days, right? And one of
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: my favorite things that I ever got to saw, and
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: it's not like it happened every day. It didn't happen like...
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: you know, just consistently enough for it to be like,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: this is a culture, but I can probably remember five
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: people that over a decade, I remember losing weight via
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: the theme parks. Oh yeah. Walking around. They, and then
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: like throughout a year, I would just see less and
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: less of someone.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: It became like this weird calendar.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: Like, like, It was really fun and odd, and it
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: was a really cool thing to just be in the
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: one spot every day in a theme park, and you
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: just see someone losing weight every week.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: Now, the interesting thing about this story, Ross, is this
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: guy brought receipts.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: When it comes to the people he's talking about. And
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: this is where it gets kind of interesting. It says,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: so many adults are choosing to be children after just
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: having them. Look at this year's Census Bureau data, for example.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: In 2025, one-person households accounted for 29% of all households,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: up from 20% half-century before. And the percentage with families
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: of their own children under the 18 declined from 54%
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: to 39%. So what they're saying is there are fewer
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: children to do these things, and adults are kind of
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: picking up the slack. Here's where it gets crazy. So
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: it says, look what's happening to toy sales. According to Cercana,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: which is a market research firm, adult-only households accounted for 55%
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: of toy sales in the first half of 2026.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: And toy makers are starting to go after that because
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: they're called kidults. In the adulting world, it's getting very,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: very big.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: It says toy sales to these adult-only households grew by 16%
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: in that period.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Faster than households with kids. In other words, households without
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: children are buying toys at a greater rate than households
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: that have kids because it's adults playing with them.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: Is this why?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: And they're the ones with the money. Is this why
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: Toys R Us is coming back? It's part of it.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: I swear on my life this is the next sentence
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: in the story. You don't have to go that far.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: I believe you.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: This adult obsession with toys, collectibles, cuddlies, crap of all
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: types is now so big of a market shift that
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Toys R Us is actually expanding and opening 120 new locations.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: Nailed it. How about that?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Toys are selling— adults without kids are buying more toys than
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: adults with kids.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: I think the only thing that I would jump in
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: and maybe disagree with was the claim that adults are
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: buying these toys and playing with them. Well, I mean,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know what they're doing with them. A lot
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: of people are just like— You mean just collecting them?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: The boom of collecting.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: That's not what I've seen. I've seen board games and actually— Now,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: the collecting board games.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, but like video games.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: Old school games that we used to play with this kids.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: It's still one of my favorite Santa Claus, too.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Jack brings up a good point. Are we bringing up
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: video games? Does video games fall underneath the sector of toy?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: If it's toys and games, see, that's the thing. And
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: I know we can argue with this like last week,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: you know, because Monopoly would be considered it's a game.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: But also, it would be considered under the realm of toys. Yeah,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: because a toy, you play with it. A game, you
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: just play it.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Right? And is that different? You don't play.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, a ball is the same thing. You
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: can play ball, and you can own a ball. A
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: ball is a toy.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: I think for the sake of the argument being made
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: in this article is that games and toys would be synonymous.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: Do you find the Disney adult thing weird, Jack? I
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: do not. You don't find it weird at all?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: People find something that they like, they enjoy.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: And shaming them for that I think is ridiculous.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: It's weird. It's the kid thing that he keeps coming
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: back to.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: He goes, I think the reason it's so weird is
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: because that place is– and again, we know it's not.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: But it's the assumption that place is built for children.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: It's built for happiness. It's built for happiness. It was
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: never built just for children. Walt Disney, his vision went
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: far beyond just little kids.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: And it's built for functioning adults in society to be
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: able to afford the money to pay what that's paying.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: So if you are a Disney adult and you're able
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: to make trips down here and go, you're normal, quote, quote,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: normal enough to function in the real world to.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: Be able to afford those expenses.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: I think... With today's day and age and everything coming
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: at us all the time, I think whatever people are
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: using to self-soothe that isn't hurting other people or themselves
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: is a win. I mean, this guy sounds like not
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: only does he have a personal beef.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, he sounds very bitter. When you read the story
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: in context, he sounds really bitter.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: He's bitter and he has no empathy.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: I'll be a little critical of Disney adults and non-Disney
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: adults real fast because there's a weird little paradox that
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: I'm stumbling upon here is that Disney adults... I actually
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: do think that, like, yeah, there are some things that
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: I am aware of, some Disney adults that could learn
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: something from non-Disney adults. With that said, the guy who
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: wrote this article, he could learn a lot from a
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: Disney adult.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, he could. Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: And just being okay with happiness and being comfortable with
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: the pursuit of whatever makes you smile.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Exactly. And it's okay.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what anybody else thinks if Jafar makes
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: me go.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of weird how he frames this because
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: he goes– as he talks about this throughout the story,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: he talks about– he basically shames them in the sense that,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: why aren't you using this time to read a classic novel?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Why aren't you into Beowulf or the Iliad or– Oh,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: piss off. I hate this guy.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: Or any of these things. I've got to tell you, Jack,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: the more I read this thing, I was going to say, this.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: Guy's a bitch. This guy's a bitch. No, he's an a-hole.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: But he's just trying to tell people how he thinks
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: they should live their life, and it really irritates him.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question before we get out
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: of here real quick, though. How many times a year
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: do you have to go to Disney to be a
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Disney adult? I mean, I think we will assume that
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: almost all of these people have an annual pass, correct?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Because to go out there more than, like, if you
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: go out there four times a month and you're on
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: your own dime.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 4: I have an annual pass. I even have a magnet
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: on my fridge.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay. All right.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: How many times a year do you have to go
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: to Disney to be considered, like, a Disney adult?
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's even a visit thing. I think
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: it's like an identity thing.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: It's what you're doing when you're not at Disney. That
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: makes you a Disney adult.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: How much of your house is decorated Disney? That's so good, dude.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: What's hanging on your wall?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Trust me, as a former cast member and my whole
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: family at one point had worked at Disney, you could
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: find it was like Disney threw up in our house. Right, right, right.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: But in the world of people who consider themselves Disney adults,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: do you believe the volume matters?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: No. You don't.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: But what separates you then?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: If there's a hierarchy of Disney adults, how do you
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: get to the top of that? Do you buy the
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: most stuff? Do you have the most collectible stuff? Do
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: you go the most?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: Do you have the most ears?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: I think for me, it's not just identity, but yeah,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: it's the amount of time that you commit. There's tons,
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: just an infinite amount of offerings that are seasonal or, hey,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: for the next three months, hey, this week only, make
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: sure you get this limited edition. So they're always taking
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: care of those Disney fans. So I would say if
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: you are really on top of that, if you've ever
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: gotten a push notification for a popcorn bucket drop.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right? There you go. There you go. That's that.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: You are in the top 1% of Disney adulting. And
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: we'll end it there.
• 1:34:46
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  Speaker 11: What fun was had this weekend out at Suds, Pups,
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  Speaker 11: But, yeah, it was just a ton of fun. I'd
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you guys helped us raise $ 10, 886 for the
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  Speaker 4: Let's round it up to $ 11, 000, right?
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 2: But even if they don't get the money for the,
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  Speaker 2: gets up to $ 11, 000 so we can say $ 11, 000.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 4: I'll donate the difference so.
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  Speaker 3: We can make it up to $ 11, 000. All right, I'll
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  Speaker 3: text Angie right about now. Don't text her so quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And if they do donate it and that puts us over,
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  Speaker 4: So, you know, it's funny. I wanted to talk about
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: this real quick.
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  Speaker 2: We do so much stuff down in Mount Dora, but
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: this story really, it kind of has something to do
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  Speaker 2: with Mount Dora, but it doesn't. Because this has happened before,
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  Speaker 2: and I kind of wanted to get your opinion on this.
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  Speaker 2: This happened to a friend of ours called the, oh
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: my God, what was it?
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  Speaker 3: The Lamb. The Lamb?
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  Speaker 4: Down on Orange Avenue, buddy. A Hammered Lamb? Hammered Lamb.
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  Speaker 3: Hammered Lamb.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember what happened in the Hamburg Lamb?
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  Speaker 3: A flood.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't a flood.
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  Speaker 5: The city redid the roads, which restricted car traffic, and
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: they couldn't stay busy enough.
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  Speaker 2: And the city doesn't do anything for the businesses when
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: this happens, and it's happening again in Mount Dora. to
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: a business that Deb talks about all the time. I've
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: never been there, but I hear it's amazing. It's called
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: the Magical Meat Boutique.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, those poor people. Oh, my heart breaks for them.
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  Speaker 2: So they're rebuilding the road or they're building a roundabout
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  Speaker 2: right in front of their place. How much of a
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: reduction in business do you think they've suffered since this started? Now,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: this is already on top of a very... tight economy
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: when people are picking and choosing when and where they
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: go out to eat more so than ever in their life.
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  Speaker 2: So even your stalwart customers, even the people that have
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: been there week to week that love your place are
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: now making choices of when they can come, and now
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: they're dealing with this. What do you think the percentage
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: of reduction in sales is?
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  Speaker 3: 60%.
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  Speaker 4: I would say half 50.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go 75.
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  Speaker 4: 42% reduction in sales. Wow.
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  Speaker 8: 42%.
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  Speaker 4: That's a game changer. That's a game changer for a
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: small business.
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  Speaker 3: It literally is.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, 5% is.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: You know?
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They've had to lay off people, adjust hours, and they're
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: trying to do everything they can just to keep going.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: It's right there on old 441. It's legendary in the area.
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  Speaker 3: Look, can I tell you something? They had just moved
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: from downtown where rent had gone up, so they bought
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: this location.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 11: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Where we knew someone else who had owned a barbecue
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: restaurant there. It's already a tough spot to be a restaurant.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: Magical Meat Boutique at least had this great reputation. And,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I personally feel that when this kind of
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: road construction happens, there has got to be a better
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: contingency plan for cities that allow this. Because you're... Building
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: a road, making it more convenient, safer for your drivers,
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: but you're killing your small businesses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the funny thing is you're building a road to
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  Speaker 2: make it easier to get to the shops that are
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: going to have to shut down because you built the
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: road to make it easier to get to them.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And the funny thing, I bring this up because it's
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: not just Mount, do you know what I mean?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: It's everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: This happens everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Downtown Orlando.
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  Speaker 2: Whether you're in Coco, whether you're in Melbourne, wherever, it
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. You've seen, especially at the rate that this
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: city and the surrounding areas are growing, it seems like
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: every place you go, there is construction. What do you
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: guys think should happen? I mean, should they give them
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: a tax break? Should they give them a city– should they– I.
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  Speaker 3: Think it should be part of the road project contract
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  Speaker 3: as an outline of the businesses that would be the
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: most severely damaged. Maybe there's some kind of a fund
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: that city, county construction companies could– each pay into that
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  Speaker 3: would help these businesses offset their losses.
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  Speaker 4: Almost like an insurance program.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe some sort of program that you could apply where
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  Speaker 4: you can show up with like your business's taxes of
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: the last year. You average that out so you can
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  Speaker 4: prove like, Hey, I got hit. Forty percent. Yeah, this
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: is the only two months that this happened. It's when
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  Speaker 4: you guys are building the roundabout. Can you make up
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: the difference or the majority of the difference?
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  Speaker 3: Which really sucks because the weather's nice now. So you
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  Speaker 3: have more people that are coming into town because now
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: they can walk around or. So this really hits them
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  Speaker 3: as there's no good time.
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  Speaker 2: You make a very good point there. I never really
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: considered the timing of it because if you think what
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: I just said sounds bad, how about this? Right now,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: traffic is closed through the intersection in the north and
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: south directions, which means drivers can still travel east and west.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: But come February, in the absolute height of the season
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  Speaker 2: in towns like Mount Dora, these type of towns, they're
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: closing the entire intersection for three months.
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: For three months, the entire, in other words, all access.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. The intersection of 0441 and like.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: Eudora Road.
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  Speaker 3: For three months.
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  Speaker 4: Three months.
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  Speaker 2: Lake County said the project moves to its next phase.
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  Speaker 2: There will be full closure at the intersection for about
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: three months. They determined that completing this project would be
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: nearly impossible while remaining open to traffic as there is
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: a substantial amount of utility relocation required at the intersection.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: And that is what locals used to avoid 441 completely.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: And to get to 19. So how are you going to?
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: And it's so funny because it says nearby businesses say
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: the detours and delays are already making it harder for
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: customers to stop by. And they're worried about what comes next.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: The guy puts in quotes, hopefully the county will come
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: up with something. There's also concern for the residents and
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: emergency response time. In other words, the ability to get
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: an ambulance or an officer back to you is even
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: now compromised because of the intersection.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: And for those who don't know, that's where the brand
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: new Mount Dora fire station was just built.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: At that intersection right there at Eudora Road and 0441. Wild, man.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: That could add another five to ten minutes to their
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: response time.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, they have no recourse. I mean, it was
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: an eminent domain, right?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know that that even applies here because,
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're tearing up property that's already owned by
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: the city.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: And it's already a county road. There is no recourse. Yeah,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 5: that's the terrible part. But the time to sue the city,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 5: it's going to cost a lot more than the 42%
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: you're losing.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: And I don't know that they didn't do this, so
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: I'll just say this as a they should kind of thing.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: shouldn't they have a meeting on the timing of this
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: wouldn't it be much better if they were if this
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: if the major construction on this thing was happening in
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: the dead of summer might.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: Be more money to do it in the summer but
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: i don't know.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: It may be i don't know the answer to that
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: but why do it in this season deb's 100 right
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: literally taking up every single day of the tourist season
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: if it starts in february that means february march april
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: may that means may it's done and that's when the
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: heat sets back.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: Exactly they did it and that's when the crowds go
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: home they.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: They did it in the absolute height of the tourist season.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: I just don't understand how the planner's going to come
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: up with a better idea for this.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: Am I tripping?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: I would think construction has got to cost more in
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: the summer. It's always raining. Well, it's the heat, too.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: The heat, the project's going to take longer. We got
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: rained out again.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: Well, that's a very good question. I did not know that.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: There might be a way, something else. Instead of just
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: direct cash payments, what about setting up... If there was
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 5: some way that the city could have a remote parking
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: lot and provide remote transportation service to these places, they
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 5: have to be able to have a way for them
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 5: to get in and out.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: But where they can have a shuttle provided during typical
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: business hours.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: For these places where.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: You know, you can just, I mean, you'd have to
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: educate your consumers, but you know, yeah.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: Negotiate like some other parking so that you can have detours,
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 5: bring them in for another way, park here for free.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: And then I have a shuttle service covered by the
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: city for this, trying to help find a solution to
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: the problem because it's, it's more than money.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: It's that customer experience you're losing.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 5: How many interactions are, That could have led to more
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: business down the road.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: Well, we know the numbers, almost half, 42%. 42% of
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: foot traffic going out of your door. I don't know
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: how you can make it.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know either. And again, going back to downtown Orlando,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: there's so much energy and money that they're pouring into
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: trying to get people back into downtown. It just seems
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: like they're cutting off their nose despite their face. And
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: I do mean this for every city and county. There
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: just seems to be, there needs to be better collaboration
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: between your local small businesses and your city, county, and
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: your contractors so that they can get ahead of this
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: instead of now they're trying to, what, put a Band-Aid
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: on it? How are they going to do that when
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: it's closed for three months?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Look, can I tell you, the way this story is written,
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: they don't plan to do anything except shut that thing
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: down and rebuild it and then hope everybody around there
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: does well. But, I mean, that is, to me, I mean,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: it seems like to me there could have been some
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: community planning where this project starts in February, maybe starts
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: in March, and then ends in June.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: July, whatever.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: And it's for some businesses and it doesn't work for all,
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 5: but it's kind of like the pandemic where you had
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 5: to reinvent what you were doing.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: Where restaurants had to become kitchens. Right.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: Where it would be food service. And, you know, it's just.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: It's tough. What a backbreaker to a small business.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: That restaurant has been around for years and years and years.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: And your margins are so thin to get by. You
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: can't just absorb this. And I don't know if you've noticed,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 5: it's the Magical Meat Boutique.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: That's named for, actually, his father, Phil's father. I think
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: he started the Magical Meat Boutique in Piccadilly Circus in London.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: It's a very old meat market in Piccadilly Circus.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my point is he's selling meat, one of the
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 4: most expensive things.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's a meat and gas. If you want
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: a true blue English breakfast, that's where you go.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 4: That's the pork and beans and the eggs.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the sausages, the bangers and mash.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: Kidney steak and kidney pie.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: Get out of here with that. I look at this
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: whole scenario and it sucks. It breaks my heart. But
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: I think we can all I don't think we have
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: a solution. Like, I enjoy Jack's idea of like maybe
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 4: a city can provide, you know, a shuttle of some sort.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: But I know how savage the general public is. You
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: offer a shuttle for a restaurant versus a restaurant.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: What about my business?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, without a shuttle, then people don't take shuttles for restaurants.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: The business will still get negatively impacted from this. I
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: don't know what you do with this scenario.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: Let me read you what the county says they're going
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: to do, right? The county has already put up some
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: road closure and detour signs. A spokesperson said it's now
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: also working on customized signage to remind.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: People that the businesses are still open in the area.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, great.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 6: Thanks.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: Here's a quick heads up, everybody. They're still open. It's
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: still better than nothing, so I'm not going to slap
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 4: any efforts face.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: But I agree.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you realize that everybody, I mean, again,
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: the rent down there is not cheap. Anywhere near Mount
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: Dora is not cheap. As a city council member voting
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: on these type of projects, I mean, you have to
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: understand that, right? I mean, I don't know if there
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: was a timeline in this particular order. Maybe it was
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: because that's the only time the construction company could do
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: the job because of other jobs lined up. I guess
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: you have to take that into consideration because it's a
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: bidded job or it's a bid job. So it means
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: the lowest price won the bid. So you have to
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: kind of adhere to their schedule.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Starting this project and running it through the height of
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: tourist season is really kind of puzzling.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: And so the one thing that I would say that's
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 4: definitely pro the business of like, all right, that's fine.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: I hear this whole project.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 4: Convince me that it's a total necessity. Like, has there
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: been traffic incidents here? Are we fixing a problem?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a very dangerous intersection. I don't know how
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: putting a roundabout is going to help that.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: That's what everybody else is saying, too.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: Well, because, I mean, I don't understand them putting in
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: traffic devices that none of us were taught how to
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: operate around when we went to traffic school. Those are...
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: Those are European things. They do work well. They do.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: I love roundabouts.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: But when you have four people sitting there with their
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: thumbs up their butts because nobody can figure out who's
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: supposed to go first at a four-way stop.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 4: That's an education issue.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 5: You just have to educate because once you get used
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: to it, you go through it the first couple times,
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: you're going to know.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: It's fine, yeah.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: The more people get used to it, it's like the– that, uh,
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 5: crisscrossing diamond, like they have one down on sand Lake road.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, they want to come on.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: And so that's it. That's a challenge.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: You gotta, I went through a Friday night.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, I'm going over here now.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: I still haven't, I still haven't gone on that. I'm terrified.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been downtown and gone to that on
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: that one road that has the bus lane beside the
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: regular lane?
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: And then you have to figure out when the bus
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: lane ends and you can keep going.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 4: It's just free.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: Solid there for a minute.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 5: And then if you're even an Orlando City game and
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 5: you say you pretend you're a bus and you just
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: take it. Well, it's a law after like big public events.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 5: You can use the bus lane. I made that up.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: It's just like my concern. It's my law.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: I felt much better for a moment.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: It's like Jack saying, once you educate them, I'm thinking, oh,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: we're going to have some octogenarian who's just going to
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: stop in the middle of the roundabout because they can't
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: figure out. That's what I'm going to tell you.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: I benefit from roundabouts because I'm not the guy who
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: waits on you to figure it out.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: I pull up, and if you don't go immediately, I
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 4: get to go for free now.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: I go around all those things like crazy because when
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: you can't figure it out, I'm hauling ass.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: And, Deb, I know that there will be some growing pains, right?
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: But then it's for the future, right?
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: I guess. It just sucks if you're a local because
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: it makes it so inconvenient. Not only is it killing business.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: But right now it's killing people. And it's killing less people.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 5: Roundabouts prevent deadly crashes.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. They do.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: Unless you don't know it, they're there.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that video of that guy that
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: they built the roundabout and put that like planter in
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: the middle of it that has the sides that kind
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: of go up like transitions?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: What, he jumped like Dukes of Hazzard? Bro, you don't
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 4: even want to know.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: Know look for that video during the break of that
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: guy missing that roundabout and hitting it that bmw flies
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 5: 100 feet if it flies one you know i kind
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 5: of i'll put this in the perfect debate category jim
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: maybe that's a hot take because either way you're screwed
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: there's you have to fix this thing people if it
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: is as dangerous of a intersection as i'm being told
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: like something has to give and it sucks do you.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: Do you think i'm gonna go over here in a
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: second but Deb, did they put up signs like before
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: this thing was happening to let people know, hey, look,
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: in three weeks and two weeks and a month or whatever,
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: this is going to be a change of direction or
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: whatever just to preempt the possibility?
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: I hadn't seen anything. And one day when I was
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: trucking down there thinking, ooh, I'm going to take your
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: door over to Target and avoid that. Oh, hey, wait
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 3: a minute here. What's going on? How come this street
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 3: is shut down?
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: Because now I can't get to my craft supplies at
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: Hobby Lobby.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: My best solution, grab the average of the last year, prove, hey,
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: I made this last October.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 4: That's the only thing. Have them get a check. Yeah,
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: just maybe 70% of the difference. That's the only thing I.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: Could think of.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: And you've got to remember, if it's not that many
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: businesses affected, I mean, it wouldn't be difficult for the
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: fund to be able to find that thing.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: That's not the one, buddy. When you see it, you'll
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: know it immediately.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: Watch this one.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: All right, let's see. Does the guy go through a roundabout?
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: It is this one. Boom.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 18: Gone.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: Get over, boys.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: Never meaning no harm. Did that guy fly 100 feet?
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: And lost part of his car. A boom shakalaka. That
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: is not the thing you want to see going 80
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: down the road.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, ramp.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 3: All right. 407-916-1041. Text us 77031.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 4: Load them up.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: Trivia is next.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 8: I just wanted to say that I've been a Real
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 8: Radio listener since I moved down here almost 25 years ago.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 8: And I'm going to be attending my very first Real
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 8: Radio event on Saturday for the Best of Challenge. I'm
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 8: really looking forward to it. And it's going to be
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 8: really great to meet you guys. Thanks so much for
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 8: hosting these amazing events. I hope it's my first of many.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, me too.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 8: Same here.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you, you picked a damn good
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: one to start with because we got you after that.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: You come to this thing, you'll never not come to
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: this thing if your schedule will allow it.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: That's what happens every single time we do it. People
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 4: show back up.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 2: A lot of the people buy their tickets just on
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: the knowledge of what they got the last three or
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: four or five times they've gone.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 5: This is an event where people, before we even announce
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 5: it on there, they start reaching out.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 4: He goes, hey, when is that going to be?
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 5: When is the poker tournament going to be? When is
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 5: the Best of Challenge going to be? Those are emails
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 5: we typically get before we announce it.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we started getting texts about two weeks ago about
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: the Best of Challenge, when it was going to be.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: That way people can make plans.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: And the cool thing is we're actually broadcasting live from
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: the event Friday, something we've never done before. If you
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: want to come and be part of that studio audience
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: and have access to all those prizes we're going to
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: give away and just kind of hang out with the
• 1:53:44
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• 1:53:47
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• 1:53:50
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• 1:53:53
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• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: hang out with us, have a great night of partying,
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: get up the next day, walk to the event, have
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: another great day of hanging out, and then kind of
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: call that a good weekend. The water park is there.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: There's so many good things to do around it. Of course,
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: our event is the show. It's going to be so
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: much fun. It's realradio.fm slash sunset for all the information
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: you need.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: Welcome back.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: There's Deb.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 13: Jack.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: Ross. It's true.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: And Jack has the Jackie sack. What's in there? All aboard.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: Chugga-chugga.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 4: Choo-choo.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 5: Well, speaking of which, Jim, one of the prizes is
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 5: a pair of tickets to the Best of Challenge, the
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 5: Signature Edition. We just talked all about it. You can
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 5: be there with a pair of VIP tasting passes.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 8: Get it.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 5: So it's only 12 venues throughout the promenade at Sunset Walk,
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: Margaritaville Resort, Orlando, and Encore Resort. So you'll be there
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 5: with us on Saturday if you choose that prize. The
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 5: other prize in the Jackie sack, a pair of tickets to...
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: A Petrified Forest.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 6: Nice!
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 5: It's the Scare Trail in Altamont Springs, and what a
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 5: great job they do.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: A Petrified Forest.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 5: Opens October 2nd, that's this Friday, and runs select nights
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 5: through October 31st. GA tickets start at under $ 40 and
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 5: includes access to all three Scare Trails.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: Tickets are on sale now at apetrifiedforest.com. A legit local haunt.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: Like an old school local haunt. A lot of fun.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 4: We go every single year.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 5: I like driving by that place when it's that Halloween scene.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 5: It's amazing how they transform just a corner lot into
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 5: what they turn it into.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 4: It's amazing. If you've never gotten scared outside... It's such
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: a different experience.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 13: It is, dude.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 6: It really is.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 4: It is creepier because you're not looking at a soundstage.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: Those are the stars.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: That's the moon. All that space is infinite, right? Yeah.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: When you're in a house, you know, okay, once I
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: escape these four walls, I'm good. Outside, different story.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: I remember a couple of years ago, I went and
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 4: the first thing that they did was put me in
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: a box and push me. And then that was how
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 4: the house started.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. Yeah.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: Where they slid you in like a cartridge.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: Like a bullet.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 20: All right, Deb.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: So back to you, clickety-clack. One, two, three, four, five, Deborah.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: Let's go three.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 4: Three sounds good.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: Christina.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: How you doing? I'm good.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: How are y'all?
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: Doing great. Want to play a little game with us?
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 8: I sure do.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 4: Well, let's do it then.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 3: Is he the puzzle master?
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: Or is he the guy who's currently writing today's game?
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 9: Can he be both?
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 3: Let's find out.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 4: It's time for JCS Trivia.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: Trivia.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: All right, Christina, this is a real easy game. I
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: have a question here for you. It has four answers.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: One of these answers is not true, Christina.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: And if you can find that one, I'll send you
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: over to see Jack. There's some good stuff there. Hope
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: you can come see us Saturday.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: All right, you ready?
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: On this day in 551. Chinese philosopher Confucius was born
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: on this day.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. That's right.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: Here are three fun facts about Confucius and one eye-opening lie.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: Confucius say.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we're talking about Confucius here, Christina. Which one
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: of these is not true? Number one, Confucius was a giant.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: Historians think he was about seven feet tall.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: Number two, his name was Latinized to Confucius. His real
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: name is Kong Kui. Number three, Confucius lived a very
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: long life. He died at 73 years old. The average
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: life expectancy in 551 was 30 years. Or lastly, his
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: diaries and writings are protected in Beijing by a continuous
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: rotation of armed guards.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 4: Which of those is a lie? Two? You say two?
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 8: Two.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely true. His name isn't Confucius. That's a
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: Latinized version of it. His name actually is Kong Kui. Well,
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: there you have it.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: All right, Deb, one, two, four, or five?
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 3: We're going four.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 4: Four sounds good. That is Bill. Bill, how you doing?
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 3: Very well, sir.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 6: Good, buddy.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Confucius here. Which one of these isn't true?
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: Number one, Confucius was a giant. Historians think he was
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: about seven feet tall. Number two, Confucius lived a very
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 2: long life. He died at 73 years old. The average
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: life expectancy in 551 was just.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 3: 30 years old.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: Or lastly, his diaries and writings are protected in Beijing
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: by a continuous rotation of armed guards.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 12: I'm going to go, I don't think he was that tall.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 4: No, he was that tall. Actually, they think he was 7'2.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 3: Wow. How crazy is that?
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 5: Did anybody else have him as like a 5'8 dude
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 5: who weighed like 110 pounds?
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 4: A little portly guy.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a monster.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: 7'2, 275 pounds.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 5: That's what they assume on writings and measurements from that era.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 3: Take that, stereotypes.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 4: One, two, or five?
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 3: Let's go one.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 4: One sounds good. That is our buddy Jake. Jake, how
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 4: you doing?
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's good for a Monday.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: Love hearing that, big dog. We're talking about Confucius here.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: You got a 50-50 shot. Which one of these is
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 2: not true? Number one, Confucius lived a very long life,
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 2: died at 73 years old. The average life expectancy in
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 2: 551 was just 30 years. Or his diaries and writings
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 2: are protected in Beijing by a continuous rotation.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: Of armed guards.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: Number two. That's the one, buddy. You're a winner.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 4: I said hands off the buttons. Hands off. By the way,
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 4: where do you think his writings and manuals are?
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: China?
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: They're nowhere. He never wrote a word of his own
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 2: lessons down.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 4: He never. Oh, buddy, I dropped this guy on accident.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 4: You got to call back, buddy. I dropped you on accident.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Butterfingers. That was Bob, right? He hung up
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 3: on Bill.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 4: It wasn't Bob.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 3: It was Bill. It was Bill.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 4: Congratulations. We hung up. Yeah, yeah. You call back, Bill.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 4: We got you.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Confucius did live a very long life, 73 years old.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: The average life expectancy was only 30 years old.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: What's wrong? Are you okay? We just got breaking news? Yeah,
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 3: there was a house fire in Geneva today. Okay. And
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: investigators say 11 dogs were trapped inside.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his diaries and writings were not protected by anybody
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: because they didn't exist.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: Well, are there any other writings at that time that survived?
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 4: All of his writings were actually done by his students
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 4: after the fact.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 4: Because he was a teacher. That's really what he did
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 4: more than anything.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 3: Kind of like Jesus, right? He didn't write anything down?
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 3: He did not.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: It was all of his acolytes that did it, and
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: the same thing with Confucius. His students are the ones
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: that wrote down all these wonderful sayings and lessons and
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 2: things that we know of him.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 4: Over these years.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: For a mother to give birth to a child that
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: could get to 7 feet 2 in China before AD 600. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: A couple other things about Confucius you may not know
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: before we get to the top of the hour. We
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: got some raw thoughts. We actually got sports, but then
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: got raw thoughts at 620 today. He's the first person
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: in China to provide an education to people who are
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: not considered nobles.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: He never wrote down anything he said. Records of his
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 2: lessons were written by his devoted students. He survived many
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: assassination attempts. About seven.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 4: If I remember right.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: A man of peace? Here's the other thing, too. Oh,
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 3: those are the most dangerous, Deb. Yeah, good point. Good point.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: You're 100% right. Yeah. Look what they did to Christ.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they upset the status quo. Yeah. Good point.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: So he was an amazing warrior. And what kind of
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: kills you is they say that he was one of
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: the best horsemen and archers that ever lived. What's the
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: horse look like carrying a dude who's 7'2 and 280?
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 4: No doubt. Budweiser?
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 3: Clydesdale?
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Does it look like sad? He was a talented musician.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 5: What instrument do you think he played?
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 4: It's not the name that we use today because we
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 4: didn't know that name, but it's basically a similar... A sitar. Yeah, guitar.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 4: It's the same thing. It was called a keen.
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 3: I was going to say a lute or something like that.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that, but it was a guitar. He
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: was a very talented songwriter and a very poetic person, apparently.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 4: I just found out that a Confucius is the greatest
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 4: person to ever live, I guess. Also, his face is
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 4: actually carved into the U.S. Supreme Court building. See?
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a part of it.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 2: And there's a couple other philosophers from that era, I guess,
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 2: and all their faces are in that area. So that
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 2: guy's face is on part of one of our buildings
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: here in the United States of America.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 4: Confucius was the first Chuck Norris. He was. This guy's
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 4: a total badass. 7'2, warrior, teacher. He chose Daylight Saving Sun.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 4: What you got for thoughts?
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: At 620, I will tell you. We'll do some sports
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 2: next with our buddy Brandon Kravitz.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 21: Rod!
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 9: God, Jack!
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: Sorry for this, Ross. But you know when you lost
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 3: and you don't have the sauce? Yeah, man.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 11: Is when a roof man shows up and your wife
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 11: turns into a baby and goes, goo-goo-ga-ga, and gives him
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 11: a standing ovation.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 3: Sorry, dog. Later, cowboy!
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 5: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real
• 2:03:12
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• 2:03:13
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 4: Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 3: Let's do sports!
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: It's time to get your game on. As the Jim
• 2:03:21
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• 2:03:24
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• 2:03:27
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• 2:03:31
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• 2:03:34
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• 2:03:37
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• 2:03:41
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• 2:03:41
  Speaker 3: Brandon Kravitz.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 4: Good luck, Brandon Kravitz. Yeah! My favorite thing is watching
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 4: his face during the intro.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 3: He's so... Dialed in.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 5: So undecided whether or not he likes it or not.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 20: It's really grown on me. The first time I heard it,
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 20: I was unsure. I like the game on pun. I
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 20: like the fact that the guy mentions that I don't sleep.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 20: I try. I think sleep is very important to the human.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 20: It's just not conducive. To an East Coast sports fan.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 20: Steven Jobs said it was overrated, I think.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 5: Remember, there's always this. We can go back to it.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: Here's your intro.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 14: It's now time for Sports Talk with Brennan Kravitz from
• 2:04:30
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• 2:04:32
  Speaker 3: Watch out for them little anal lizards, dog. Only on
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 3: the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: The only reason I even did this first short one
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: because we only had a short amount of time. So
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: I wanted as much with you. That's why we didn't
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: do a big long intro. I got you.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: I got three more to play. We have three more intros.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: We can grade them.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 4: We always do this.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: We always go around and talk about the teams that
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: we like and how they perform. Obviously, Jack's Raiders are
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: having a great season.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 20: Yeah, the Raiders look really good. Kind of thought they
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 20: would be one of the surprise teams.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 3: Of the league.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 20: You did say that. I did say that. I was
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 20: in on the Raiders' experience. They spent a lot of
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 20: money on defense to improve. They were one of the
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 20: teams that had money to spend. I thought they spent
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 20: it wisely. And I really like what they're doing with
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 20: their quarterback. They had the number one overall pick. They
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 20: got Fernando Mendoza, and they said, sit down, kid. We're
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 20: going to go get Kirk Cousins. And I was never
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 20: of the belief that they were just going to give
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 20: up on Cousins and immediately go to the young guy.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 20: Cousins just had this happen in Atlanta, and it wasn't
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 20: going to sign on with a team that wasn't going
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 20: to give him a legitimate chance. They have weapons on offense.
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 20: Football's not all that complicated. If you have good coaching,
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 20: good quarterback play, good weapons, and a good defense, you
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 20: can win games. I'm fascinated to see what next week
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 20: looks like for them. Going on the road and beating
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 20: New Orleans is impressive. I think the Saints are a
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 20: real team, but they are at home against the Kansas
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 20: City Chiefs. That is going to be a fascinating game.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 20: And if the Raiders win that one, then we are
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 20: really wheels up 4-0 and a win against Kansas City,
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 20: who looks like one of the best teams in the NFL.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's move on to the Packers, Debs.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 3: Packers. I knew that game wasn't going to go good.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 4: They're coming to town.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 3: You can hear it went well. Oh, my. Yeah, that
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: was ugly.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 20: The Packers right now are averaging 48 yards per game
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 20: on the ground.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: They can't run the football by far. Worst team.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 20: The second worst team has double the rushing yards per
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 20: game that the Green Bay Packers do.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 3: This reminds me when Bart Starr was the coach. Great
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 3: quarterback for Vince Lombardi. Crappy coach. I don't think I
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 3: was around for that, but I'll take your word for it. Thanks, Brandon. Thanks, Brandon.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 4: She read about it.
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Pimmy.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 4: You said Bart Starr. That's like right next to Tommy
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 4: Two Knuckles.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they used to play Pink Floyd music. And yeah,
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 3: he was the coach. Anyway, sorry. They are in rough
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 3: shape right now.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 20: Jordan Love, I think, still has a little bit of
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 20: game in him, but there's not a lot going on
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 20: around them, and they really miss Micah Parsons. They have
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 20: not won a football game, or actually they beat the
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 20: Jets the week prior, but they've won one game since
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 20: Micah Parsons got.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 3: Hurt last season. I think they lost six in a row.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 4: One in eight or something like that, right?
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: It's just heartbreaking.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to my Tampa Bay Bucs
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 2: that look as Tampa Bay as Tampa Bay's ever looked.
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 20: They look more Tampa Bay than Tampa Bay has looked
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 20: in a while. At the end of that game, it
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 20: was like the final, the second half was punt, punt, punt,
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 20: field goal, punt, interception, interception. They had every opportunity to
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 20: win this game. They really dominated the Vikings in a
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 20: lot of ways, held them to six points in the
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 20: second half, and they just couldn't get anything going on offense.
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 20: Their offensive line is supposed to be one of the
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 20: strengths of the team. Last year, their offense took a
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 20: step back. They've the play calling. They fired the offensive coordinator,
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 20: but their offensive line was really banged up last year.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 20: It's healthy now.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 13: Baker.
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 3: Has not looked great. He does not.
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 4: He has no time to throw the football.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 8: No, no.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 3: And so they get down to the end of the game.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 20: Then even though they've done nothing for two quarters and
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 20: beyond that, they still have a chance to drive and
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 20: win the game. Two separate opportunities with 90 seconds on
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 20: the clock and Baker Mayfield throws a pick on both
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 20: of those possessions. The second one, the final one before
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 20: they really were dug a grave for themselves. Baker Mayfield
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 20: is spinning out, trying to make a play happen. And
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 20: this is where quarterbacks get hurt. It's not necessarily the runners.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 20: It's the play extenders. And that's what Baker Mayfield was doing.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 20: Dislocated thumb. He'll be out for three weeks. And now
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 20: you see what the backup has. The good news is
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 20: this is a team that has no juice whatsoever. Jalen Daniels,
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 20: not Jaden Daniels with the commanders. Jalen Daniels is the
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 20: backup for the Bucs. He was one of the best
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 20: preseason quarterbacks in the NFL. He can run. He's got
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 20: a cannon for an arm. if he can complete the
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 20: simple throws, this guy could have a little bit of something.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 20: And as bad as it is, and it is bad
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 20: for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, they're only a game out
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 20: of first place because the rest of their division.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 6: Is so bad.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 4: They're 0-3.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 3: They're 0-3.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 20: They're only a game out. Atlanta's got one win. New
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 20: Orleans has one win. Carolina has one win.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just glad they didn't pay this guy $ 110 million
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: like an hour ago.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 4: Well, real fast, let me defend NFL Shia LaBeouf real
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 4: quick and Baker.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 3: I Okay.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 4: NFL above NFL above is what I've always liked to
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 4: call him. Baker's the man. I love him. He just
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 4: had an MVP caliber for me. It's so easy to
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 4: blame a quarterback when all of a sudden the stats
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 4: aren't there and the wins aren't there. Talk to me
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 4: about separation. Is this just because Mike Evans left? Where's
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 4: Chris Godwin?
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 20: Chris Godwin is washed. He's dealt with so many injuries
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 20: at this point. I think that you're spot on. I'm
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 20: not willing to let Baker off of the hook completely
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 20: because I don't think he's looked great. But you're right.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 20: The offensive line isn't protecting. And his wide receivers, he
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 20: really misses Mike Evans. When they need that third down conversion,
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 20: they don't have anybody to go to. Emeka Igbuka had
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 20: a really nice start to his career last year. He
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 20: fell off a cliff midway through the season. He's a
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 20: slot receiver. That's not going to be a star. And
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 20: that's who they're asking to be their star. They have
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 20: a scat back in Bucky Irving, who's good and good.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 20: He's good, but he's good in spurts. You can't overuse him.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 20: And even he got banged up at the end of
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 20: the game. This has been the issue with him. He's undersized.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 20: He's very shifty, but you can't give him the same
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 20: kind of workload that Dijon Robinson gets with the Atlanta Falcons.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 20: So they just have a lot of holes. And I
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 20: also don't think they have the head coach. to figure
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 20: out how to plug those holes.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 4: They do not.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: And it's proven over the last three seasons because it's
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 2: the same kind of play. It's the same thing. We're
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 2: watching a repeat of the last two years. They're just
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: so okay with mediocrity. It's really frustrating to watch.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 4: Let's move over to something that isn't mediocre. Let's talk
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 4: about the Miami Dolphins.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. No, they are just downright bad.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 4: They strive for mediocrity.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 3: Thank God my Packers aren't alone.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 20: I actually thought this weekend the Dolphins looked better than
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 20: the Bucs, if it means anything.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 3: That means nothing.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 5: Hey, they were within striking distance. I know the Bucs
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 5: were too, but Miami, they were sniffing that upset. The
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 5: Dolphins were scrappy this weekend. They haven't shown a lot.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 5: They have no talent. This could be, and I know
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 5: that It's Monday, and it sounds like this is the
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 5: day when you layer in all the hyperbole of the NFL.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 4: Sure am.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 20: They could be the least talented team I've ever seen
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 20: in the NFL. They've got nothing on both sides of
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 20: the ball. And their most talented player is Devon Achan.
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 20: They lost him one series into the game. He's now
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 20: done for the year with an ACL injury.
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 20: So they went from talentless to even less talented.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 9: To scab.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 20: They are quarterback injury away from losing every game they
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 20: play by double digits. I think Malik Willis can play. But,
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 20: I mean, talk about a guy that you can't judge whatsoever.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 20: How are you supposed to know if he's good? If
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 20: you think the Bucs aren't working with a lot of weapons,
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 20: go look at the Dolphins.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: But they're scrappy.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 20: This is a young group that I think they have
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 20: a lot of guys that have the right mentality. And
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 20: that's all they're trying to build in Miami. All this
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 20: season is about. is about resetting the culture for an
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 20: organization that has been soft and diva-ridden for way too
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 20: many years. And they're trying to be way more Midwest.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 4: It sounds like the Dolphins. You remember the movie The
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 4: Replacements with Keanu Reeves?
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's exactly that.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 3: It's that? Exactly that.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 20: It's like a Netflix movie. I'm not a bad football team.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 20: If you happen to get lost... and end up watching
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 20: a Dolphins game. Watch for their rookie middle linebacker, Jacob Rodriguez.
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 20: He is a movie character. This guy is so tough.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 20: I mean, I think he eats cleats during the halftime break.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 20: A tough guy that I think is helping to reset
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 20: that image.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 5: Silver lining, the Miami Dolphins are a great team if
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 5: you are in a survivor pool.
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's picking it.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 20: Here's my problem, is one of the survivor pools that
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 20: I'm in made me pick two teams this week. I
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 20: picked the Chiefs as one, and I picked the Seattle
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 20: Seahawks as the other one. And they lost to the
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 20: Commanders my shot at $ 2 million down the tubes.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 3: All gone.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 4: You had media day for the Magic, right?
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 20: Had media day today. Always a whirlwind of a day,
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 20: but it's just a quick reset into... The storylines, seeing
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 20: how these guys have improved in terms of their physique,
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 20: what their mentality is coming off of last year.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 3: If I can give the TLDR, if you will. Too long,
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 3: didn't read. Yep. There seems to be every year.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 20: There's some sort of common denominator where every player has
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 20: a similar attitude and approach. Last year was all about
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 20: the weight of expectations. Finally, this team was supposed to
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 20: do something. This year, it's a laser focus.
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 4: They did something. They did the same thing they did
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 4: the year before.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 20: And they were on the cusp of doing something really special,
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 20: knocking off the one seed.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 4: Remember, they were up three to one. They wound up going.
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 20: To a game seven. Franz got hurt. Jalen Suggs was
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 20: a no show for the final two games in that series.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 20: Powell was a monster in the playoffs, which he's been
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 20: for every year. He's been, he's made it to the playoffs,
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 20: but he doesn't put it together in the regular season.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 20: Everybody seems to be locked in on the task at hand.
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 20: And they know that if they lose, if they take
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 20: their eye off the ball for a second, The Eastern
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 20: Conference is so ridiculously loaded this year that they could
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 20: really be up against it. So they need to put
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 20: their best foot forward, stay healthy, and it seems like attitude-wise,
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 20: I mean, look, it's always sunshine.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: And rainbows at a media day.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 4: Sure, yeah.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 20: It seems like everybody is kind of rowing in the
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 20: right direction.
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 4: Very nice.
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 20: And then lastly, here's some UCF football. UCF surprised me
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 20: this week. Keewon Jenkins, I thought, could not play the
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 20: quarterback position. 19 of 20. In terms of his passing stats,
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 20: which was one of the best completion percentages that we've
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 20: seen outside of a McKenzie-Milton game years ago. So he
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 20: was really impressive. UCF wins. Florida beat Ole Miss, who
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 20: just beat LSU. And Florida skyrocketed in the AP Top 25.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 20: They're now the eighth-ranked team. This Florida team, I think
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 20: they have the best offense in college football ever. I
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 20: think they have a legitimate chance to make some noise
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 20: when we get to the playoff.
• 2:16:07
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  Speaker 5: What can they find you online for your fantasy football
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 5: and your picks?
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 20: At Brandon Kravitz, you can find me across Twitter, Instagram, TikTok.
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 20: I'm sharing a bunch of content from Magic Media Day,
• 2:16:24
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• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: You got a big dog. Thoughts?
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, I had another really weird social interaction. I got flanked,
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 4: and then I found out what happened. Dude, have you
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 4: enjoyed Friday with me being attracted by a roofer? This
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 4: is just another weird social interaction that kind of took
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 4: my breath away.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll do that next.
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 1: I agree. There's nothing wrong with being a Disney adult.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 4: But if you're a Chuck E. Cheese adult, go get
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 4: some help when you get out of jail for fighting
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 4: Wanda in the ball pit.
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 11: Oh, and Jack, just wanted to give a big old
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 11: shout out to Brock Bowers for his 27 fantasy points. Fantastic.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 11: Won me my week. And also, I am jumping on
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 11: the Raiders bandwagon. Patriots are always first in my heart.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 11: But Raiders, they got a little soft spot in there now.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 3: Go Raiders. Big T out. Geez.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 19: Wow.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 3: What an ass kiss.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: All right 407-916-1041 text us 77031 i'm jim there's deb hello.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah ross it's true fantasy football gives you strange alliances yeah.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah did you hear about the thing with um uh
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 4: trevor no he he broke oh yeah broke through the
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 4: line runs right up to the line to score ends
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 4: on the score, and then kneels it down.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 5: And people are like, oh, well, they're trying to keep
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 5: the clock running. There's seven minutes left in the game.
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 14: More.
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 4: Then today, if I'm right here. There's over eight minutes left.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: Then today he says during the interview that he did
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 2: it because his buddy had him in fantasy or something
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 4: Did he say that?
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 3: I think it was said because that's what I saw today.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: Like Trevor Lawrence said that, yeah, my buddy had me
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 2: in fantasy and I couldn't score more points or something
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, not good.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there could be blowback on that. Yeah,
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 4: I saw his response after the game, which he kind
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 4: of laughed at himself going like, I'm trying to waste
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 4: more time. The game is being a blowout, but they
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 4: also score on the very next play.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what the announcers were saying. I
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 2: don't know about that, you know, but they did go
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 2: ahead and score the next time. I think he just
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 2: maybe misread the clock.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 3: Or maybe he's just trying to be cute. Let's get
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 3: some thoughts.
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 4: Can he be more cute?
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, he can't.
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 4: Let's get some thoughts.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 3: It's weird. It's funny. Sometimes. It's Ross.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 4: Spelled like sauce. It's Ross Thoughts.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 3: It's Ross Thoughts. It's Ross Thoughts. It's Ross Thoughts.
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 4: All right, just throwing that out there. It's not just
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 4: car accidents. If you slip and fall, boom, just call Mo.
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 4: I am here to tell you, Jim, I'm on a roll.
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 4: I'm on a sweet little streak of having really fun
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 4: human interactions, whether it's my dentist telling me to, yeah, bro,
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 4: we got to get those whizzies out, or Friday having a,
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 3: Stud of a roofer.
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 4: Essentially Leonidas knock on my front door and give me
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 4: a roof door quote.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 3: Get your wife all.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was bad, dude. All of that. It was different. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 4: I think we also need to fix our AC because
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 4: it's getting hot in here.
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 2: Well, no, you don't need to fix the AC because
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 2: it's brought to you by Mills Air. She got straight
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 2: 50 shades on your ass, didn't she?
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 3: It was wild, dude.
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 4: But this also happened. Years ago, when I first moved
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 4: into the house, my wife decided to basically give me
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 4: a lot of work eight years down the road by
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 4: planting bamboo.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if you can do it legally now.
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 3: I don't. It should be illegal.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 4: There are certain types.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 2: There are certain types of bamboo that you literally cannot
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 2: even plant anymore.
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 4: Well, that is actually pretty interesting that you say that
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 4: because that's where we're going here.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 4: So my wife plants this bamboo. We have bamboo in
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 4: our backyard. We have bamboo in our side yard. And
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 4: it was time. I am done with this bamboo. It
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 4: produces so much trash.
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it's terrible.
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 4: And it looks really good. But then the freeze that
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 4: happened this year kind of killed a lot of the bamboo.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: And the bamboo, when it grows in the stands, what
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 2: happens is this. All the trash falls down into the
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 2: middle of the stand. A lot of it does.
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 4: And that becomes like a harbor for rats. So your
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 4: boy said, nay, nah, today's the day. Grab my saw.
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa. Grab a saw. It's electric. Don't worry, dude.
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 3: It's not that strong. All right. All right. And it's
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 3: a sawzall. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 4: Reciprocating saw. It's the one that I hold like a javelin.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Not with the javelin.
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 4: It's the one that I kind of like a harpoon.
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 3: That's fine. Like a stab.
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 4: You don't stab. You're not stabbing. Like a fire hose. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 3: Like a fire hose.
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 4: It's a fire hose saw. So I'm using this fire
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 4: hose saw, right?
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 4: And I'm ripping through the bamboo because the problem is
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 4: there's a bunch of health. This is important to listen
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 4: to right here. there's a bunch of healthy bamboo before
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 4: the dead bamboo oh okay so you.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 3: Got a way through the bamboo yes you have to get.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 4: Into the middle of the bamboo yes so i start
• 2:21:51
  Speaker 4: going like all right let me see if i can
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 4: just cut around long story short i end up cutting
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 4: it all down lock on my hand oh you cut
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 4: it all down i cut it all down i said
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 4: hey it's already grown back it'll be there So, I mean,
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 4: this bamboo has been growing at this part of my
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 4: yard for the last, like, eight years.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 3: And how tall was it? Girthy, dog.
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 4: It's been wide and tall. Looks like a can, right?
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 4: Like the size of a Coke can? Even thicker. Oh, wow.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 4: We've got some pretty thick stalks of bamboo. So I
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 4: grab the saw, I rip it down. And I quickly
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 4: realized that, man, any time I have sawed something down,
• 2:22:26
  Speaker 4: every time it falls over, I'm like, wow, that's a
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 4: lot bigger than I thought.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 3: It is shocking.
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 4: When something hits the ground, you're like, well, that's. You're like,
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 4: the end's way over there.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 3: I could have really ruined the house.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy it went that way. You know, like
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 4: I had a couple of those calls when it comes
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 4: to these big pieces of bamboo. I get all the
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 4: bamboo out. I realized this is a lot more bamboo
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 4: than I thought. It's an assload of bamboo. I put
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 4: it in my driveway, and I go, it's dusk, it's time,
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 4: I'll take care of this tomorrow. I do not take
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 4: care of it the next day. Okay, so it's still
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 4: laying there. It's still laying there.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 4: But now we are just parking in the street as
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 4: my driveway is filled with bamboo.
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 2: Now, when you're saying it is literally full, how many
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 2: total stalks of bamboo? From me to you, tall? Not tall,
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 2: but yeah, it's a lot.
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 3: Okay. It's an entire, it is.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 4: So it's a truckload?
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 3: Truckload.
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, nice. At the very least, I would say like
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 4: a van load.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 4: And what are you going to do with that? Well-
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 4: I start to start breaking it by hand by hand
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 4: to put it in a bag so I can throw
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 4: it away.
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 4: And then as I'm doing that, literally yesterday, this was
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 4: my big project yesterday. Take care of the bamboo as
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 4: I'm taking care of the bamboo out of nowhere. Now,
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 4: mind you, this is where it gets kind of good here.
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 4: I've been mugged before. So you can't really come up
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 4: on my six without me going like that. I got mugged.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't see it coming. And now I have this
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 4: weird subconscious PTSD of like anybody on my six, seven.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 3: Or five.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 4: Just people appearing in front of you. Yeah, yeah. I
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 4: get pretty jumpy there.
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 3: And I'll put up the chops, dude. I'll put up
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 3: some fists. I'm right there with you.
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 2: If I got mugged at gunpoint twice in one weekend,
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 2: I would be also extra sketch.
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 4: So, like, I am doing this bamboo. I'm doing this bamboo.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 4: And I've got my headphones in, right? And for what
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 4: it's worth, I'm listening to country music. Are you really?
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 3: I really am. Who are you listening to? No idea.
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 3: Just let the music kept playing. It was pretty good.
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 4: And all of a sudden, I snap the bamboo. I
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 4: put it in the trash can. I snap the bamboo,
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 4: put it in the trash can, snap the bamboo. An
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 4: Asian woman is standing in front of me. Oh, my God.
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 4: She's like 4'11. Like the ring? Her car is in
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 4: like half my driveway, half the street.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I shriek.
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 9: I shriek.
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 4: So we're already off on a really weird first step.
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 4: And her husband is there, and she has this maroon van,
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 4: and I am so confused.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 3: No, Jack. You recorded this? I did not.
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 4: That is offensive, random Asian women speaking. This is your
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 4: Instagram story from the day.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: No, it is not.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 4: She goes, I'm not going to do the accent, but
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 4: just know, huge accent.
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 3: What's she say?
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 4: The first thing she goes, I'm here for bamboo. God
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 4: damn it, Jack. Now, did she play that on her phone?
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 3: No. Jack just played that now.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 4: To be fair, it's voice activated. You triggered it when
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 4: you said bamboo.
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 3: And here's the thing. Who coded that?
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 4: What software update was that?
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 3: So, and call it for what it is.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 4: When she goes, I want bamboo. It is a little, like,
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 4: too on the money, even for my liberal heart and eyes.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 4: Where I'm like, what is happening? Where's Ashton Kutcher?
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 3: What's happening?
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 4: So she basically is rolling up, asking you for this bamboo?
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 3: How'd she know you? Isn't this your backyard?
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 4: This is, I put all of the bamboo in my driveway.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 4: And it's been out there now for like a day
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 4: and a half, maybe two. So she's done like four drive-bys. Yeah,
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 4: it was calling her.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 13: Whatever.
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude.
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 4: It sends out a signal when you cut it.
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 3: Down to them. Every day she saw that bamboo pile
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 3: growing and she died a little inside.
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 2: You don't know this, but when you cut bamboo down,
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 2: there's a panda-like... Like Batman.
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 3: You're sure she wasn't living inside it? I am dead serious.
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying anything offensive here. But like I said,
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 4: it was a little too on the money for me
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 4: to not be like, is this real? Is this really happening?
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 3: You thought you were being punked?
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought like, is this a catch? And then
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 4: her partner, husband, came out of the van and he...
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 4: What did he sound like? Dude, he was an old...
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 4: white stoner guy oh he's an old white burnout dude
• 2:27:22
  Speaker 4: he's a.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 2: Like an old vietnam guy that met his uh wife
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 2: over vietnam.
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 21: I'm not gonna say that but probs kind of feels
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 21: like it he kind of felt like it yeah and
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 21: he's like hey man what's up like he has this
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 21: like uh she's been here 40 years zero attempt to
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 21: pick up the language drives zero attempts drives the school.
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 4: Bus from the Simpsons vibes. He comes out and I
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 4: go like, yeah. So, like, do you want that? You
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 4: can have the bamboo.
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 3: And then she.
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 4: Puts her hand on her chest and.
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 3: Goes, why did you cut that? And I go, because
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 3: there's a freeze.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 4: And I had to get the dead bamboo out to get,
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 4: so I had to cut the healthy stuff.
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 3: And she goes, ah. She really did die a little inside.
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 4: I hurt this woman's feeling as I'm just snapping Bamboo
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 4: in my driveway. You're breaking her own legs. So finally, she,
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 4: I guess, in my mind, she's confronting something that I'm
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 4: doing bad.
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 4: It's a cultural thing, right?
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 4: But that's what you're assuming. I am still being ignorant.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 4: I have no idea. All I know is that, yes,
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 4: you can have the bamboo. Oh, she did ask for it.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 4: About an hour later, Jim. To give it a proper burial?
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably.
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 4: I am not lying. An hour later, another knock on
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 4: my door. And the door opens, and it's the Asian
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 4: woman with a $ 20 bill.
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 8: Aww.
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 3: You want sex?
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 5: She's asking to.
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 3: Buy a donkey. Me love you long time. Me so honey.
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 4: She gives me the $ 20. And I go, it's fine.
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 4: You don't have to pay for the bamboo. I was
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 4: just trying to throw it away.
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't say that. You're going to make her cry.
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 4: And she gives me the $ 20. And I am not joking.
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 3: This van.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 4: every window is cracked open because it's a van that,
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 4: so like the thing can't crack all the way out.
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 4: So it's sticking out everywhere and it looks like the
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 4: van has a green Afro. The entire van is packed
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 4: with bamboo. It's that much bamboo. It's that much bamboo.
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 4: They took basically all of the bamboo off your driveway.
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 3: All of it.
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 4: What are they going to do with it? Did they
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 4: ever say what they were going to do with it?
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 4: So get this. This is what really happened.
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 3: I get home. I open up.
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 4: I get back home.
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 3: I call my wife. I go, babe, you're not going
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 3: to believe this.
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 4: The luck you got. This Asian woman just did like
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 4: the majority of my yard work today. And she goes, oh, yeah,
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you.
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 3: I put that on Facebook Marketplace.
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 20: I had no idea dude i thought i.
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 4: Didn't i was in a whirlwind did you keep the
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 4: 20 i kept the 20 okay yeah i kept that
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 4: what she put it up there for did she just
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 4: say come and get it no so this did you
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 4: see the ad olivia my wife put up the ad
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 4: said free bamboo oh free bamboo it's in our driveway
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 4: and then she saw that bamboo and now another plot
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 4: twist goes oh babe I'm not doing the accent.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 3: Babe, we have to go.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 4: And then they get in the car because apparently this
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 4: bamboo that my wife bought eight years ago has exploded
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 4: in price and value. And because we've been growing it
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 4: for eight years.
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 4: Very. You can't buy what I essentially just destroyed because
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, it makes a mess.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 2: Do you have any idea how much it was worth?
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 2: Like how much bamboo you actually gave away in value?
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 4: I don't really know. And I am choosing to not
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 4: find out.
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 5: What kind of bamboo is it? Is it still good
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 5: when you cut it off? I think you can just
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 5: stick it in the ground and it'll grow.
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 3: Really? I swear I think it's that easy.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 3: Not to mention furniture, they're making sheets out of bamboo, chopsticks,
• 2:31:21
  Speaker 3: fishing poles.
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 4: My wife was, I tell my wife the same exact
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 4: story after I find out that, okay, so you brought
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 4: people here. Okay, good to know. You know I don't
• 2:31:31
  Speaker 4: like people on my six. My wife asks, she goes,
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 4: what are you playing on?
• 2:31:39
  Speaker 3: Why this bamboo?
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. And her response was like, I have
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 4: been looking for this exact, like my bamboo, this exact
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 4: bamboo for a very long time. Do you remember what
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 4: it was called? No. Incense bamboo?
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not looking it up. Giant timber? I'm not looking
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 3: it up.
• 2:31:57
  Speaker 12: I'm not.
• 2:31:58
  Speaker 2: I will tell you this. If it's giant timber bamboo.
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 3: It was enormous.
• 2:32:05
  Speaker 4: If it is that.
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 2: A 25-gallon, in other words, like a pot that's about
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 2: this big around and about that tall with that bamboo
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 2: in there, how much do you think that is right now?
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 4: And how many of those do you think you would have?
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 2: In a pot that would be like a witch's kettle,
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 2: like about this big around, which would be like maybe
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 2: two feet, and then maybe a foot and a half
• 2:32:24
  Speaker 2: or two feet deep.
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 3: $ 500. How many of those do you think you had?
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 4: I think I had like probably upwards like 13 like
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 4: Campbell can-sized chunks like tubes shoots of bamboo okay.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 2: So that's probably two of these so you sold uh
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 2: that bamboo for twenty dollars and according to.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 4: This if it's trying to give it away if it's.
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 2: Giant timber bamboo you gave around one thousand one hundred
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 2: dollars worth of bamboo away today a 25 gallon giant
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 2: timber bamboo is 550 from plants express and you you
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 2: gave away two of those Even the minimum one, you
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 2: gave away $ 250 worth.
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 3: So keep that $ 20? Is that what you're saying? Keep
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 3: the $ 20?
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 4: Hold that $ 20, homie. Did you not want me to
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 4: tell you that? I'm sorry, dude.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 3: No, it's not like I.
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 4: I'll take it back. I don't think I said anything
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 4: beforehand that I didn't want to find out.
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 3: You may have yelled it, actually. A handful of times.
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 3: Those are your raw thoughts.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 4: Today's Ross Johnson brought to you by... I'm going to
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 4: call Moe just because I need a friend right now.
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 3: Is that a service he provides? I like that. I
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 3: think so. I'm out. Peace.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Moe.
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 4: We appreciate that. Good job. Deb, got some news for us?
• 2:33:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 3: We're going to talk about King Tides.
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you seen the ones on... Oh, my God.
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 3: We're going to talk about what King Tides have done
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 3: over in New Smyrna Beach. A flesh-eating bacteria death has
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 3: been reported in Florida. Great time for the hiccups.
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 3: And remember to grab those Powerball and Mega Millions tickets tonight.
• 2:34:03
  Speaker 3: There's a pretty sizable jackpot. We'll talk about that next
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 3: during You Heard It Here First. You got it.
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 4: Let's take a little break. We'll come back and get
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 4: Deb's news and get the hell out of here on
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 4: a Monday.
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 1: It's time for a Talkback Purge on The Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 12: Hey, JCS crew, what's going on? This is Ray Mello.
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 12: I'm an annual pass holder for Disney. And the family
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 12: and I, we have a great time going over there.
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 12: So to the gentleman that wrote that article, Shane the
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 12: Groucher Croucher, if you have an.
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 3: Issue, go get a tissue.
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 12: If you have drama, save it for your mama.
• 2:34:42
  Speaker 4: He's got all the sayings, guys.
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 3: I think you guys are completely right.
• 2:34:44
  Speaker 15: You know business is made for everybody because what two-year-old
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 15: doesn't love the Hall of Presidents?
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 9: Colbert Crew, it's Sarah.
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 17: Hello, guys.
• 2:34:56
  Speaker 9: I'm super excited to have this weekend off. Did not
• 2:34:58
  Speaker 9: know you guys were doing a live broadcast.
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 11: What?
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 3: I'll surely be there. Nice. Very happily.
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 9: And I'm going to be at the Best Love Challenge
• 2:35:05
  Speaker 9: with my dad and Swilly. And then my dad, for
• 2:35:08
  Speaker 9: his birthday, got a charter boat fishing trip. And he
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 9: was like, hey, since Swilly's going to be in town,
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 9: let's invite him. So now me, dad, and Swilly are
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 9: going to do a fishing charter on Sunday. So it's
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 9: going to be a good weekend. I cannot wait to
• 2:35:20
  Speaker 9: see you guys. Cool.
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 4: Can't wait to see you either, man. It's going to
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 4: be fun.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, hey, I know you. How you ma?
• 2:35:27
  Speaker 6: How Amy?
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 3: How you family? I here for bamboo.
• 2:35:32
  Speaker 8: Aroha.
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 3: Aroha. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, no. Confucius say. Ross may. Whoopsie.
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, man.
• 2:35:46
  Speaker 18: That's all right, buddy.
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 12: Just think of it as paying it forward.
• 2:35:50
  Speaker 8: For any stuff you've done in the past or, you know.
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not a bad way to say it.
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 12: Rolling a window up on a homeless guy because he
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 12: didn't want to deal.
• 2:35:58
  Speaker 3: You just paid it forward, bro.
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 11: That's all.
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 3: You'll have good karma coming your way.
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 4: My man's got you, dude.
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 3: That's it. You're going to get a great deal on
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 3: that roof.
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 4: Hunter, he's got you.
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ross, how do you hold a sawzall, like a javelin?
• 2:36:12
  Speaker 1: A spear.
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 3: I think you mean a pole vault pole.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 4: He does not.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 12: If I'm wrong.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 3: Sir, he does not. Not know that. It's dangerous. It is.
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 3: It's dangerous. Yeah, dude. Oh, come on.
• 2:36:25
  Speaker 12: Wait.
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 21: I'm in a glass case of emotion.
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 3: You're going to have to have the passing shot.
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 4: I'd like to think that for anyone who's been listening
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 4: to this show for years, that that's the same guy
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 4: who was Ram Ranch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:36:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hope it is the Ram Ranch guy. We
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 3: never hear from the Ram Ranch guy anymore.
• 2:36:53
  Speaker 4: He must have moved. Ram Ranch was the hardest I
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 4: have ever laughed at this program, for sure.
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 3: The iHeartRadio app you can take literally anywhere with you
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 3: in the world. That's right, 100%. There's no reason to
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 3: stop listening.
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 2: All right, again, what the gentleman was talking about is,
• 2:37:05
  Speaker 2: or Sarah was talking about, is we're going to be at...
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 2: the Sunset Walk Promenade right there at Margaritaville this weekend
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 2: for our Best of Challenge. We do this every year.
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 2: It's from 12 until 3. This is a free event
• 2:37:15
  Speaker 2: if you want to come out and just chill. If
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 2: you want to do the tasting ticket, that's $ 20, but
• 2:37:19
  Speaker 2: that does give you food from 12 different restaurants. The
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 2: entire crew will be there. There's going to be live music,
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 2: afterwards a car show, bring the entire family. And if
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 2: you go to our website, realradio.fm slash sunset, what you're
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 2: going to find is a deal for a room. We
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 2: would love for you to join us for our live broadcast.
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 2: We're going to do games. We're going to have a
• 2:37:40
  Speaker 2: lot of fun stuff to give away. It is going
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 2: to be an absolute blast. They're opening up a bar
• 2:37:44
  Speaker 2: for us. It's going to be awesome. They love to
• 2:37:46
  Speaker 2: cater to the fans of the show. They love to
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 2: cater to the fans of the show. So we hope
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 2: to see you again. Realradio.fm slash sunset for all the information.
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 2: You can even get your tickets there. So hope to
• 2:37:54
  Speaker 2: see you out there for sure. Deb, let's do You
• 2:37:57
  Speaker 2: Heard It Here First.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, several days of king tides plus a full moon
• 2:38:07
  Speaker 3: have carved massive sand cliffs along parts of New Smyrna Beach,
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 3: washing away large amounts of sand and money. leaving some
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 3: seawalls fully exposed. In fact, at 27th Avenue Beach Park
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 3: and other sections of the coastline, the erosion has created
• 2:38:21
  Speaker 3: sand cliffs estimated to be four to five feet high.
• 2:38:25
  Speaker 3: Florida Sea Grant Extension agent Anna Zangroni says it's really
• 2:38:29
  Speaker 3: not the flooding, it's sea level rise, making these types
• 2:38:32
  Speaker 3: of flooding events more frequent, longer lasting, and capable of
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 3: reaching farther inland. It was a whole bunch of factors
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 3: that culminated in that really intense flooding without a drop
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 3: of rain being present. And you know Volusia County officials
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 3: have to be happy because the erosion comes months after
• 2:38:49
  Speaker 3: Volusia County completed its $ 25 million South Berm project, which
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 3: added sand to the beach to help protect... homes, roads,
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 3: and other infrastructure from storm-driven waves.
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 2: Man, you're looking at it. Kids are like playing. They're
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 2: jumping off of it. There's a car parked next to it,
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 2: and the cliffs are higher than the car.
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 3: It's huge. A lot of beachgoers say they were just
• 2:39:07
  Speaker 3: shocked to see how much it's changed. All right, a
• 2:39:09
  Speaker 3: warm water bacteria infection has killed a Pinellas County resident.
• 2:39:13
  Speaker 3: The state says the bacteria behind the flesh-eating disease has
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 3: Claim the life of someone aged 50 to 54. They
• 2:39:19
  Speaker 3: generally don't release a lot of information. Four other people
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 3: have died from Vibrio in Florida this year. Bay, Broward, Marion,
• 2:39:27
  Speaker 3: and Palm Beach counties. The state has recorded 23 cases overall.
• 2:39:31
  Speaker 3: For those who don't know, the bacteria is found in
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 3: brackish seawater and can be acquired from eating raw or
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 3: undercooked shellfish. Also, people with open wounds or cuts can
• 2:39:40
  Speaker 3: also be exposed to Vibrio. through direct contact with seawater.
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 3: All right, tonight's Powerball drawing is worth an estimated $ 389 million.
• 2:39:50
  Speaker 3: I know, poultry, by comparison. Sure, yeah. No grand prize
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 3: winner on Saturday night, so a lucky winner or winner
• 2:39:56
  Speaker 3: stands to walk away with just shy of $ 162 million
• 2:39:59
  Speaker 3: if they take the lump sum payout option. Odds of
• 2:40:02
  Speaker 3: winning all that money, roughly one in $ 292 million. And
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 3: if things don't work out for you Monday, there's $ 300
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 3: million up for grabs the next day in the Mega
• 2:40:11
  Speaker 3: Millions drawing. And you heard it here first on the
• 2:40:14
  Speaker 3: Jim Colbert Show. Thank you, Debra. Who do we have
• 2:40:15
  Speaker 3: to thank today, young lady? We want to thank Attorney
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 3: Moe Duet for saucing up our Monday. Thank you, Moe.
• 2:40:21
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Moe.
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 4: I'm about that life.
• 2:40:23
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• 2:40:26
  Speaker 3: Kravitz from 96.9 The Game. Just in case you missed
• 2:40:29
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• 2:40:32
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• 2:40:35
  Speaker 3: last but never least, Candice Rich and Alicia Boulware for
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 3: running our YouTube chat.
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 17: Thanks, guys.
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 2: Appreciate it. As we do every single day, Jack, question
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 2: of the day. Did you watch part of the MTV
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 2: Video Music Awards last night?
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 3: What the hell was Madonna wearing? It was cringe.
• 2:40:50
  Speaker 5: Every time she was speaking, I was just waiting for
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 5: it to be over. The entire thing was unbelievably cringe,
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 5: in my opinion. 18% say yes.
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 11: 13%.
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 4: Pretty close.
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 3: Wow. Very good.
• 2:41:03
  Speaker 4: Ross, stand up. Stand up. October 6th, over in Sand Lake, Dr.
• 2:41:09
  Speaker 4: Phillips area, I will be performing at Lizzie's Live. And
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 4: then October 16th, Melbourne, I'm bringing the sketches to Pineapple.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 4: RossComedy.com.
• 2:41:20
  Speaker 2: That's RossComedy.com for all the information on his schedule and
• 2:41:23
  Speaker 2: get tickets right there. Don't forget, it's RealRadio.fm slash sunset.
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 2: Go there, grab your tickets. We hope to see you
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 2: at the Sunset Walk for the Big Best Of Challenge
• 2:41:32
  Speaker 2: at the Promenade. It's going to be a great time.
• 2:41:33
  Speaker 2: Get yourself a room and join us for the live
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 2: broadcast on Friday night.
• 2:41:37
  Speaker 4: For sure. Going to be a good time. On behalf
• 2:41:39
  Speaker 4: of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim.
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 3: We follow the new Shucky.
• 2:41:42
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• 2:41:44
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• 2:41:46
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• 2:41:48
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• 2:41:50
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• 2:41:51
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• 2:41:52
  Speaker 12: Bye.
• 2:41:53
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