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60 - S3Ep8: Brotherly Love · On The Lanai

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Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the odd Pods media nowhere. Hey, everybody,
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Speaker 1: welcome SMR on the Luni. Oh have you have you
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Speaker 1: heard our new intro in the interm odd Pods or
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Speaker 1: on the Lunai is part of anods media network.
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Speaker 2: I was like, what is she in bed recording this?
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Speaker 3: What's happened getting this weird tingle at the base of
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Speaker 3: my skull?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 3: You like that?
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Speaker 2: I hate that ship?
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Speaker 3: Oh I'm kidding and honestly puts me to sleep. I'm like,
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Speaker 3: why do people like this if not to put them
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Speaker 3: to sleep?
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Speaker 1: I only liked it when Eddie was reading the footy
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Speaker 1: scores because for.
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Speaker 3: Comedy, Oh yeah, it's it's real funny when it's applied
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Speaker 3: to things that should not be read like that.
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Speaker 1: Cool. Uh Tottenham and someone else were zero to zero?
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Speaker 1: Did the game even.
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Speaker 2: Mil mill soccer team?
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Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to. I can think like I
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Speaker 1: could have said LFC, I could have said uh, Man
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Speaker 1: City Man United, but I didn't fall Newcastle. Sure. Here's
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Speaker 1: the thing. I don't really understand how their leagues work,
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Speaker 1: and so all footy is footy to me. I do
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Speaker 1: not like I didn't want to say Tottenham because we
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Speaker 1: all hate them and then say a different league team
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Speaker 1: and then someone be like that's like, oh, they're not
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Speaker 1: both in the AFC and football, you dumb fuck I
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Speaker 1: just I lived my life trying to not get picked on. Yes,
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Speaker 1: fuck you boy, Aaron, I saw you holding your mic up.
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Speaker 3: Ah, the opportunity for the joke has long past, so
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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna let it go.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you want me say footy or sports again, so
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Speaker 1: you can like ease.
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Speaker 3: Back in all right here, fucking do not use prolaxis
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Speaker 3: if you have mental health issues or if you need
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Speaker 3: to breathe. Do not use prolactis if you are if
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Speaker 3: you are breastfeeding, or if you are testical feeding, or
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Speaker 3: if you are foot feeding.
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Speaker 2: What do not use it if you need to breathe.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, so I want to go back to testical feeding.
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Speaker 3: That's what I.
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Speaker 2: Does your I mean he is storing the balls, right.
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Speaker 3: We know that as are rainbows and rainbows yea.
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Speaker 2: Unicorn before the mic came on. Yeah, Aaron taughtas something.
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Speaker 2: How you doing, Aaron Ryan.
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Speaker 3: Thof, I'm doing good. Gina Welds, how about you?
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Speaker 2: Oh so good, so happy to see you.
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Speaker 4: Good.
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Speaker 1: It's been a minute.
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Speaker 3: Right, it has been a minute, It genuinely has, and
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Speaker 3: I'm sad that it's been so long, but I'm happy
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Speaker 3: to be back. Hi guys, Hi, are you living the dream?
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Speaker 3: It's so nice to see your faces.
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Speaker 2: So nice to see your three.
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Speaker 3: Episode that was awesome. It was such a good time.
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Speaker 3: It's all around.
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Speaker 2: Maybe a pink tinsel wig that somebody on this show
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Speaker 2: may have suggested somebody else on this show, may it happen?
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Speaker 2: Laughing my ass off? And then you were like this
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Speaker 2: thing of my head it's called glasses.
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Speaker 3: I was like, ah that.
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Speaker 1: Ten out of ten would recommend Aaron Randolph as a
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Speaker 1: play along with a gag that wasn't his idea by
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Speaker 1: the way, like where's where's your YELP page? As like
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Speaker 1: a performance artist, I want to leave excellent feedback reviews.
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Speaker 3: I mean, if I had one, i'd i point you
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Speaker 3: to it. But as it is, it's like, you know,
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Speaker 3: comedy can't be on my way or the highway kind
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Speaker 3: of thing. It's it's better. It's better when it's collaborative.
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Speaker 3: Somebody else's idea could give you an idea such as
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Speaker 3: the glasses thing. So I was just like, yeah, let's
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Speaker 3: roll with it so yeah, sorry, sorry, this is thank
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Speaker 3: you for coming to my ted Talk.
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Speaker 2: Do not use ted Talk if.
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Speaker 1: You need to breathe, do not podcast if you like
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Speaker 1: to make money.
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Speaker 3: Nice.
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Speaker 1: That's like the number one misconception of men that I
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Speaker 1: have been trying to date. Appears like I'll be like
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Speaker 1: I have several podcasts I work on and they're like, oh,
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Speaker 1: you make a lot of money with that, and I'm like, no, no,
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Speaker 1: not at all. I spend money on that. And he
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Speaker 1: was like, oh.
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Speaker 2: Cool's like I'm not a celebrity.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but cool for thinking I might be, sir.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you to the twelve people that have ever
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Speaker 2: heard our show.
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Speaker 1: Well, no, our numbers are actually quite up. I have
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Speaker 1: been I've been lax and reviewing. We have had a
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Speaker 1: massive intake in I mean not massive. We're not famous,
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Speaker 1: but like we're doing good. I mean we're we're almost
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Speaker 1: consistently like triple digits on download. Being a friend, that's comforting.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for being a friend. You're listening right now.
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Speaker 3: I'm talking to you. Greg.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg, Greg SISTERO from the room.
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Speaker 3: Honestly, yeah, anyone named Greg just got a real thrill
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Speaker 3: just now that.
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Speaker 1: I do want to also apologize just real quick to
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Speaker 1: my brother from another mother. If you're listening, I tell
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Speaker 1: all the stories about you as Greg. I know you're
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Speaker 1: now pierced, but.
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Speaker 2: We'll just my stepdad's Greg.
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Speaker 1: Oh there you go. See, we have so many Greg's
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Speaker 1: in our lives.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what Greg, so I'll have to find
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Speaker 2: one that's really sad for you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, almost as sad as the fact that what our
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Speaker 1: listeners can't see is the Lunai is eating Gina's shoulder
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Speaker 1: in her zoom camera.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, see I'm talking into the chair kind of.
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Speaker 1: That's wild how you disappear.
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Speaker 2: Well, So what's new in the Aaron Randolph world?
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I spent like a month decompressing after Christmas.
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Speaker 3: In episode three hundred.
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Speaker 2: In a fetal position.
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Speaker 3: I literally just kind of just let every responsibility just
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Speaker 3: drain away. I just was like, you know, I just
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Speaker 3: just juggled this massive production somehow into existence, and and
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Speaker 3: had to do it right in the middle of Christmas.
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Speaker 3: So I still need to do all my shopping and
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Speaker 3: all my you know, wrapping and all of that stuff.
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Speaker 3: So after that passed, I was finally just like and
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Speaker 3: I let my shoulders go and the rest of me
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Speaker 3: just kind of followed, and I was like, I need
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Speaker 3: to do this for a month, so I did. But
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Speaker 3: now I'm back on the horse. I am writing again,
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Speaker 3: I am working on new projects again. I have a
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Speaker 3: fun side project for bfy tw called BFYDW on the
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Speaker 3: clock Tower, Yeah, which is basically, we're gonna play Blood
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Speaker 3: on the clock Tower and we're going to record it,
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Speaker 3: and we're gonna put those episodes online in both podcasts
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Speaker 3: and video form, and hopefully they will be as entertaining
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Speaker 3: as I expect them to be.
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Speaker 2: So you know, yeah, I've never played it. I know
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Speaker 2: these other two girls have.
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Speaker 1: I want you to know that because Kristin and I
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Speaker 1: watched the television show The Traders on a routine basis.
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Speaker 1: The one time that we played this game with you
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Speaker 1: in Colorado comes up on the rag. And only recently
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Speaker 1: have I finally let her somewhat off the hook for
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Speaker 1: lying to my fucking face. But rest assured, Oggie is
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Speaker 1: a game. Oggie is still not off the hook because
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Speaker 1: he is sweet, lovely little Aggie, and I still can't
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Speaker 1: believe he lied to me. But christ and I have
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Speaker 1: now forgiven. I saw the forgiveness in the Traders final episode,
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Speaker 1: and I thought, if that stunning woman on there can
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Speaker 1: I can find the forgiveness. So Aggie, your forgiveness is
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Speaker 1: coming soon.
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Speaker 2: So now when I play, I'm gonna lie to you,
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Speaker 2: even if it's detrimental to my position the game, just
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Speaker 2: because it upsets you so bad.
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Speaker 1: Well, because no, it's not that it upsets me that
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Speaker 1: people lie. What upset me about this particular lie was
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Speaker 1: that I said, Hey, you're my best friend. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: be honest with you. I am a good guy, but
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Speaker 1: I have this power, so I know that either you
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Speaker 1: or aug you are the bad people. And I just
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Speaker 1: need you to like tell me or if I'm drunk
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Speaker 1: and you find out, tell me. And she's like, I'm
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Speaker 1: a good guy. I would never be a bad guy,
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Speaker 1: this bitch. If I had told you the truth, you
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Speaker 1: would have had me. I still just so we're clear
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Speaker 1: listeners for those of you who weren't in Colorado with us.
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Speaker 1: I still won the fucking game. So what what do
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Speaker 1: you wonder about?
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Speaker 3: Shut up? What's what's funny is like her information was
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Speaker 3: wrong most of the time time. Yeah, the poisoner kept
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Speaker 3: picking her. So I told her one, there's only one
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Speaker 3: evil neighbor next to you. But there were actually two.
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Speaker 1: Two both of them. Both of them were surrounded.
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Speaker 3: She was literally surrounded by bad guys and I was like,
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Speaker 3: oh my god.
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Speaker 1: Yeah no, but it was a super fun game. I
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Speaker 1: do like to give people ship. But at the end
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Speaker 1: of the day, like we had fun. Even if I
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Speaker 1: had lost, I would have had fun. I would have
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Speaker 1: it tantrum because I like to put on a show
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Speaker 1: of being a human being for those around me. But
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Speaker 1: it's an amazing game. If you guys are what are
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Speaker 1: you normally?
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Speaker 2: Dude? Wow, we could put on a show.
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Speaker 1: Of being human being.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just a wife and mother to a
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Speaker 1: senior citizen dog. I don't know what you mean. It's
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Speaker 1: so weird. Abby carries a tiny boone box around just
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Speaker 1: playing that song at all times.
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Speaker 3: Now, Sarah literally follows her wherever she goes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you're not making money off the show.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, S's like.
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Speaker 3: I sold forty two million albums. I can do whatever
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Speaker 3: the hell I want. Follows dying dogs around, Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Totally totally.
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Speaker 1: I mean, why didn't you get Yeah, why didn't you
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Speaker 1: get her to be on our show? First? No, uh shit,
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Speaker 1: I lost it. Someone else go. I lost my train
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Speaker 1: of thought. I was just I was so wrapped up
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Speaker 1: in the imagery of oh no, I'm back, I'm back. Sorry.
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Speaker 1: I was so wrapped up in the imagery of the
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Speaker 1: fact that like I might turn around and Sarah would
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Speaker 1: be just sitting on the couch. You know, I just sup,
11:33
Speaker 1: did you do to asp yet?
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Speaker 2: You need some more milk? Here's a bed.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw you spit milk uf over your kitchen. No.
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Speaker 1: So this morning Gina messaged and said, like, hey, what time?
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Speaker 1: You know we still we're starting at seven or eight?
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Speaker 1: What are we doing? And I said, you know, here's
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Speaker 1: a picture of fivele And I sent her a picture
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Speaker 1: of my Teddy ruckspin like technology like that talking like
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Speaker 1: tape and with the mild animatronics. I have a working
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Speaker 1: fible still that I've had since I got it as
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Speaker 1: a tilde. So that's what that was laying above my
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Speaker 1: bed because I can't find anywhere to put him because
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Speaker 1: he's got a tape deck in his belly, so he's
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Speaker 1: not like a soft plushy that should go up on
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Speaker 1: like a skinny little shelf.
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Speaker 3: Had the actual Teddy.
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Speaker 2: Roxbin that's what I had. I didn't even know there
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Speaker 2: was a Fible option.
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Speaker 1: Well, so I sent this picture to them this morning
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Speaker 1: because Christian was like, I'm asleep, and I was like,
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Speaker 1: here's Teddy roxxbin. And then I sent another picture of
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Speaker 1: me going and abby like sleeping, and and then I
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Speaker 1: got busy getting ready and showered and dressed, and I
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Speaker 1: forrit to finish it. But the caption of the picture
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Speaker 1: that I sent to the group was supposed to say
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Speaker 1: something like, oh, no, our producers are in bed together
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Speaker 1: or whatever, and I was I was trying to anyway. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'll uh, you know what I'll send when we're not
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Speaker 1: here and I'm closer to the Fible, I will send
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Speaker 1: a picture of the Bible to you fucks making fun
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Speaker 1: of my hand gestures. I'm Italian. If I can't use
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Speaker 1: my hands, I can't talk.
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Speaker 2: Kristin, what's up with you?
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Speaker 6: Today is actually the fourteen year anniversary of the day
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Speaker 6: I met Jeremy.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's exciting, but we're putting together for fourteen years.
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Speaker 2: We'll show Aaron a picture. He'll get all hot and bothered. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: he is in bed right now.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's my hot side piece.
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Speaker 2: I'm in boy Aaron. She loves him.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, he's gonna with that for a minute.
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Speaker 1: Oh man, Jeremy could find himself in an Aaron sandwich someday.
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Speaker 2: And Kristen is ware watching.
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Speaker 1: No. My My affair with Jeremy is a very special,
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Speaker 1: non sexual affair. It's very different than what he's got
14:07
Speaker 1: with Boyar's a friendship, yeah, but it's but it's like
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Speaker 1: a it's like a sexy friendship. He lives in my
14:16
Speaker 1: he lives in my manor house. Oh god, not sexy
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Speaker 1: that way, just like makes people oh.
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Speaker 2: Oh me, silence my phone. Sorry.
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Speaker 1: You know, John tells you that every day, and.
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Speaker 2: Yet right it was books of millions sending me an ad.
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Speaker 1: I'm just making sure my phone is silenced, to be honest. Now, everyone, everyone,
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Speaker 1: even you at home, if you are listening to our
14:46
Speaker 1: show right now, make sure you go ahead and silence
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Speaker 1: your phone. Thanks.
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Speaker 2: I do not disturb before I log it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's smart, uhould.
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Speaker 2: The a Yeah so fourteen years huh you gonna do
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Speaker 2: anything special?
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Speaker 6: Nope, he's sleeping all day. No, because he worked last
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Speaker 6: last night.
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Speaker 2: I get the data myself. The best kind of wife president, that's.
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Speaker 1: The best thing to get fourteen years and right.
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Speaker 2: Peace and goddamn quiet. Give me a book and a
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Speaker 2: bubble bath, bitch, see you.
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Speaker 1: The gift for sixteen year anniversary from your spouse is
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Speaker 1: to poop on yourself. So what Abby's doing for? Just
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Speaker 1: kidding now, I just I'm warning you that, like if
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Speaker 1: that is a thing Abby's doing because she thinks that,
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Speaker 1: like we've been together for sixteen years.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I ever get married, I'll divorce after fifteen
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Speaker 3: We're good, okay.
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Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Yeah, write it into a prina.
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Speaker 1: Look, I didn't think i'd ever make Aarons max.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, woy for rangis on Star Trek. They marriage contracts
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Speaker 2: for like three years.
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Speaker 1: Nerd only wait, is that a thing? I want to
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Speaker 1: renegotiate this relationship?
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Speaker 2: So the women have to be naked at home naked?
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Speaker 2: They're not a lout of clothes.
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Speaker 3: Of course, that would be the first thing we work
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Speaker 3: into the society.
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Speaker 2: They're like, it's gross. When women were closing, Oh god,
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Speaker 2: Aaron stripping.
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Speaker 1: I was joking because I was saying Abby was my wife,
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Speaker 1: So I was like, I have to stay with Aaron.
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Speaker 1: Oh god.
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Speaker 2: A third interesting and it's pierced a lot.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is running now. Okay, well you
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Speaker 1: know what, don't you tell us a little bit about
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Speaker 1: the wait? Do you have anything going on? You didn't
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Speaker 1: share anything about your very exciting life.
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Speaker 2: Oh yes, my exciting life is a caretaker of my
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Speaker 2: about to be seventy two year old dad. It's more
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Speaker 2: like dead. Can I get you anything?
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Speaker 1: Neat?
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Speaker 2: No, Dad, you need to eat no. So yeah, I'm
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Speaker 2: having a lot of fun.
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Speaker 1: Sweet.
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Speaker 2: Sweet, I've been reading a lot of books, so Aaron,
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Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, I could use one.
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Speaker 3: You know, I will. I am working on it. I
17:26
Speaker 3: know I have made some progress, so I'm hoping to
17:29
Speaker 3: get this third one out by the end of the year.
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Speaker 2: The problem is like a week later, I'll be like
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Speaker 2: done more please.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't write that fast. But that's why there's
17:40
Speaker 3: other books. Yeah.
17:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have to sit there and listen to
17:47
Speaker 2: Fox News a't way too loud of a volume, and
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Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't, I can't. I have to dive
17:50
Speaker 2: into this world instead.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rough. Do you have like noise cancel headphones? Besides?
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Speaker 2: I should I should wear those.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Let's talk with episode WHOA. This is season three, episode eight.
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Speaker 2: It is called Brotherly Love. The original air date was
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Speaker 2: November fourteenth, nineteen eighty seven, directed by Terry Hughes, written
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Speaker 2: by Frederick Weiss and Jeffrey Farrow. What do you guys
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Speaker 2: think Brotherly Love is going to be about?
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Speaker 1: I think it's a late nineties sitcom starring the Lawrence
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Speaker 1: Brothers that I was an extra in multiple times, and
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Speaker 1: with my car.
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Speaker 6: Nope, Blanche Felle's on a date with somebody and finds
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Speaker 6: out there related.
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Speaker 2: I like it.
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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it.
18:45
Speaker 3: Given that I'm here, I have a feeling this might
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Speaker 3: be a Stan episode, So I'm wondering if this is
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Speaker 3: about Stan's brother.
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Speaker 2: He's getting inside information by his own existence.
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Speaker 3: Listen, you always invite me for stand episodes, so I
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Speaker 3: just listen. The meta is there. I'm allowed to use it.
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Speaker 3: Nobody said I couldn't.
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Speaker 2: Who do we think? How are we saying it now?
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Speaker 2: Is the hero who will be the hardest person for
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Speaker 2: Aaron to prove? Is the villain of the four girls? Oh,
19:25
Speaker 2: it's capitalism.
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Speaker 3: Given that capitalism every time. But if we have to
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Speaker 3: pick one of the golden girls, which sadly we pretty
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Speaker 3: much always have to do, I am going to lean
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Speaker 3: towards brotherly love is this. I'm gonna go with Grows
19:51
Speaker 3: on this one, simply because I feel like if Stan's
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Speaker 3: brother shows up, then there's a chance that blanched my
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Speaker 3: get the hots for him, so I can't pick her.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 3: Similarly, because Stand's involved, I can't really pick Dorothy. That'll
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Speaker 3: be two. And for the same reason, I can't really
20:10
Speaker 3: pick Sophia either, because Sophia will dump on Stand every
20:14
Speaker 3: chance she gets.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree, Rose is the best option in this case.
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Speaker 6: You mean the hardest option, the best for us, hardest
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Speaker 6: for you.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's great and I love it super stoked.
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Speaker 1: Thanks bitches. All right, No, it's fine. I love it.
20:36
Speaker 1: I love that we've explained it to people now, and
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Speaker 1: it is actually a challenge for me to make someone
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Speaker 1: a villain. I do miss those days of accidental easy choices.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, we're making you work.
20:51
Speaker 1: That's fine, everybody else does.
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Speaker 3: I know the game well enough, and you won't let
20:55
Speaker 3: me pick capitalism, so there you go.
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Speaker 1: Although, yeah, I think I could make capitalism work on
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Speaker 1: this one, but I will. I'll find a way to
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Speaker 1: make rosework. I'm happy with it, you know what else,
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Speaker 1: I'm happy with this set of awesome commercials. You guys
21:11
Speaker 1: are going to listen to free commercial Yeah, listen to
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Speaker 1: these commercials. We'll be right back. Yeah. Capitalism.
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22:36
Speaker 1: We'll see what she's doing. What would you guys think
22:40
Speaker 1: of the episode? Huh? It was good.
22:43
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it some good laughs.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I had a couple of gutbusters.
22:53
Speaker 2: Stan's brother was a little stiff m oh and that pun,
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Speaker 2: But yeah he was.
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Speaker 3: He wasn't quite sadly, sadly not so much.
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Speaker 1: A man in the blue suit is impotent, bona petite. Yeah. Well,
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Speaker 1: you guys wanna you wanna play a little quiz? You
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Speaker 1: will play a litt quiz game.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, might as well.
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Speaker 2: That's my favorite part.
23:24
Speaker 1: Shutout.
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Speaker 2: It is. Even though I do so poorly, I have.
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Speaker 1: A lot of fun doing the quiz. So I'm glad
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Speaker 1: that it's appreciated. Let's just jump right in and I'll
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Speaker 1: pay real close attention to who's buzzing in when, because
23:39
Speaker 1: this is gonna be.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need we may need different sound buzzers.
23:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be an epic show day.
23:45
Speaker 2: You have to make an investment in our podcast.
23:48
Speaker 1: How many nights in a row has Rose been unable
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Speaker 1: to sleep.
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Speaker 2: Gina.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, did you guys know we started the qu Gina.
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Speaker 2: Just because I got it first question.
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Speaker 3: I was struggling to because it feels like at the
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Speaker 3: beginning of the.
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Speaker 2: Episode there's two answers.
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Speaker 3: By the middle of the episode there's another number. Sorry,
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Speaker 3: like which one should I got it?
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Speaker 1: Well, Gina answered first, so we're gonna let her go.
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Speaker 1: But I will clarify that this is the first question,
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Speaker 1: so this would probably be like the first.
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Speaker 2: I figured chronologically event yeah, first, which would be three?
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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, point Gina, I'm winning for a very short
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Speaker 1: time right now. First blood, blood in the water, the driver,
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Speaker 1: all right, Next question, why does Rose say she can't
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Speaker 1: drink warm milk? Oh?
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Speaker 2: God, it was a whole thing, Kristin.
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Speaker 3: Damn it.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Kristen, Well, do you want the whole story? No,
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Speaker 1: I don't want the whole story. She says I can't
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Speaker 1: drink warm milk because and there's a sentence basically that
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Speaker 1: like starts into the story. If you could provide me
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Speaker 1: prior to the story, what the reason is.
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Speaker 2: Allergic to wool?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 2: That's later.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry. Aaron was the next to buzz In.
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Speaker 3: Technically, I never buzzed in.
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Speaker 1: But oh, okay, fuck you guys, then.
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Speaker 3: Aaron, fuck it Jesus Christ. She can't have warm milk
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Speaker 3: ever since her cousin took a dip in a bat
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Speaker 3: of milk.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that is ninety percent of the thing. So I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna give airin the point and less say. I have
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Speaker 1: no idea. It was cousin Enoch fell into the vat
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Speaker 1: of milk at the dairy, Okay, so.
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Speaker 6: We've got see that was part of the story.
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Speaker 3: So that's why I confused.
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Speaker 1: That's okay. There's plenty more questions. Why did they cancel
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Speaker 1: the Saint ole Off Milk Diving Tournament.
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Speaker 3: Aaron, because people kept dipping their oreos into the winter
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Speaker 3: supwimming trunks.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want any of that.
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Speaker 2: And pubes in there, I don't know.
26:31
Speaker 1: I don't want the pubes, the skin flakes, the soap
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Speaker 1: from your fucking scent boosters, and your pants du getting
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Speaker 1: duck butter.
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Speaker 2: Grease? Is this a new flavor of oriole?
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna it's you know what. Look at
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Speaker 1: the time, I got to move.
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Speaker 3: On to the next Oreo Taint Special.
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Speaker 2: Editions Taintelena Gomes one.
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Speaker 1: Taint. How we're going to continue this show? What is
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Speaker 1: Stan's brother's name?
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Speaker 5: Kristen.
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Speaker 1: Kristen was first ted. Yes, okay, everybody is on the board. Now, Oh,
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Speaker 1: I don't ever expect to be on the board, you
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Speaker 1: son of a bitch. Every week she has to point
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Speaker 1: out that I have zero points.
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Speaker 3: She's deliberately trying to keep you in your place.
27:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you if this is the one
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Speaker 1: time you get to feel like you're a little bit special,
27:41
Speaker 1: it's fine. I love you. You're beautiful and your special
27:45
Speaker 1: all the time. You're my unicorn, but you're the kind
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Speaker 1: of unicorn that doesn't have rainbow in its balls.
27:52
Speaker 2: Because she's a girl.
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Speaker 1: She's your girl unicorn, so she's just beautiful. All right,
27:57
Speaker 1: let's go on.
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Speaker 3: Why can to think of it? Sarah McLaughlin in the
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Speaker 3: arms of the Angel counterpoint for friendship, But all I
28:04
Speaker 3: keep coming up with is thank you for being a fan.
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Speaker 2: Sketchy.
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Speaker 1: Well, this next question is why can't Rose count sheep?
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Speaker 1: Kristin Gina Kristen Gene got it.
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Speaker 2: I don't know she was giving it to you.
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Speaker 1: I think I think I was giving it to you
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Speaker 1: because you already answered it.
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Speaker 6: But Gina Preston, go for it, all right, Gene Allergic
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Speaker 6: to wool, I did it.
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Speaker 1: I'm so proud of all of you. You're you're all
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Speaker 1: very special people. Abby, I did it.
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Speaker 5: Okay, good job your way to like me.
28:47
Speaker 1: Thank you. Speaking of little little Betty is a joy
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Speaker 1: to have in class. But she'll need to do what
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Speaker 1: if she wants to play Mary in the Christmas play Aaron, She'll.
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Speaker 3: Have to cut that mohawk.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, absolutely not. I'm gonna smell the fire. You're
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Speaker 2: gonna diet purple.
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Speaker 3: The most Amazing.
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Speaker 1: God, the Mother of Jesus.
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Speaker 3: Jesus, Jesus Christ, superstars.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, you.
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Speaker 2: Alright, it started to believe you.
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Speaker 1: Try not to get worried. It's time for the next question,
29:43
Speaker 1: and we are gonna say how many days straight did Elsie? Sorry,
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Speaker 1: hold on, Elsie, you to Rudin stay awake, Comma and
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Speaker 1: why I'm sorry. I'm gonna go with Christen because you
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Speaker 1: didn't let me finish the question.
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine, that's absolutely fine.
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Speaker 2: Seventeen days.
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Speaker 1: Yes, and the second part of the question.
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Speaker 6: Oh, it was a rocking share marathon?
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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, all right?
30:14
Speaker 2: Is her name basically inner end.
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Speaker 1: It's close cuter then I had to. I had to
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Speaker 1: phonetically write it out because and I still struggled with it.
30:31
Speaker 1: It's not right, it's not a fair name. All right?
30:37
Speaker 1: Where does Stan find Ted when he's about to go
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Speaker 1: looking for his dead body?
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Speaker 2: Aaron was first.
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Speaker 3: At the Golden Girls front door? Okay, snogging, but Dorothy snogging?
30:55
Speaker 2: I love that work.
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Speaker 1: I do too.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: For some reason, and I don't know if this is correct,
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Speaker 3: but I tend to apply that to kissing when you
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Speaker 3: can't see them actually kissing.
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Speaker 2: Oh, because the head embrace.
31:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tend to think of that as snogging as
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Speaker 3: opposed to kissing. For some reason, I feel.
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Speaker 2: Like it's like making out. So yeah, like a smooch
31:17
Speaker 2: is just a little yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I also agree that Dorothy's armed branches
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Speaker 1: of the military commercials were charming, and so we have
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Speaker 1: a question about it. According to Dorothy, which branch of
31:38
Speaker 1: the military is looking for men that have not slept
31:42
Speaker 1: with Blanche? Kristen was first? The Marines, Yes, Army. Maybe
31:53
Speaker 1: you couldn't fuck Blanche all you want, Marines, no way,
31:58
Speaker 1: What one thing does Stand tell Ted to persuade him
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Speaker 1: to not marry Dorothy. Yes, Oh sorry, I think it
32:09
Speaker 1: was Yes, she snores, Yeah, she snores like a that's trained.
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Speaker 3: That's what he tries to convince him not to marry.
32:21
Speaker 1: Well, he probably didn't know his brother was im that's all. Yeah,
32:35
Speaker 1: oh god, alright, next question. As it turns out, Ted
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Speaker 1: isn't asking Dorothy to acapoco, but what is he asking her?
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Speaker 3: Kristin? I mean, I think I have the worst internet
32:52
Speaker 3: lag out of anybody. But it sounded like Gina was first.
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Speaker 1: I understand how I'm swant to know it was first.
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Speaker 2: I thought it was Kristen.
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Speaker 1: Aaron said it was Gina. I don't even know.
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Speaker 3: Gina was first to me, but I I think I'm
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Speaker 3: farther away from Aaron than the rest of you, so
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is that a thing?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? I I literally buzzed in the same time as
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Speaker 3: Kristen last time, but you called her first.
33:23
Speaker 2: But that's because it takes a.
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Speaker 3: Little longer for my voice to reach yours than it
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Speaker 3: does for Christen's. But then I heard Kristen's at the
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Speaker 3: same time as mine, so she probably did beat me.
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Speaker 2: It's a file formal appeal.
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Speaker 3: Basically, we need like we need a solid buzzer system.
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Speaker 1: Man, all right, tell you what fuck? All right, Well,
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Speaker 1: someone choose who won't stands in this question?
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Speaker 2: Well, I heard her beat me, okay, so I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: say her.
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Speaker 6: Okay, what was even the question? Oh disgrassed, that's fair,
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Speaker 6: it was.
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Speaker 3: That's a legitimate tactic. Confuse the person so much so
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Speaker 3: they forget the question.
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Speaker 6: He wants her to watch the two children of the
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Speaker 6: light attendant on the plane.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, capitalism.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I won't have them in the next week
34:23
Speaker 1: or two, but I'll see if I can find some
34:25
Speaker 1: like some tech that we can make a bonern't happen, Yeah, because.
34:31
Speaker 2: I don't know if the lag will still apply, though
34:33
Speaker 2: I guess it would. Oh yeah, unless they have it
34:37
Speaker 2: through zoom somehow. We got to raise your hand in
34:40
Speaker 2: the zame shock.
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Speaker 1: Does it tell you who raised their hands first?
34:43
Speaker 3: There are buzzer systems out there that what they do
34:47
Speaker 3: is they they get everybody's like time clocks, you know
34:50
Speaker 3: they they and then they compare the timing to the
34:54
Speaker 3: time clock on your own device. Yeah, oh, so they
34:58
Speaker 3: know who was literally fast?
35:00
Speaker 1: Can you all put your hand up right now for me?
35:02
Speaker 1: I like you? Oh the way he had his handheld. Sorry, sorry,
35:10
Speaker 1: can you raise your hand in the zoom meeting? Not
35:14
Speaker 1: in the fucking video. No one can see your sons
35:17
Speaker 1: of bitches. Well we'll workshop that, all right, we'll take
35:23
Speaker 1: this offline.
35:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, need to do it mid episode.
35:27
Speaker 2: All right, welcome to tech help with Aaron Randolph.
35:33
Speaker 1: All right, what is Ted's big secret?
35:35
Speaker 3: Kristen?
35:36
Speaker 1: That was Kristen.
35:39
Speaker 2: Impotent, imputent, impudent whatever?
35:48
Speaker 1: Impudent is what I said, because words are hard. Look, no,
35:53
Speaker 1: we can't all be famous authors like Aaron Randolph.
35:57
Speaker 3: Yes you can, Yes you can.
36:02
Speaker 1: According to Rose.
36:04
Speaker 2: Yes you can by Aaron Randolph.
36:06
Speaker 1: According to Rose, Blanche isn't a terrible person.
36:09
Speaker 6: She's just what Kristin, Yes, horny all the time?
36:14
Speaker 1: M oh.
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Speaker 2: I was thinking of when she said, you're not being insensitive,
36:21
Speaker 2: you're just tired.
36:22
Speaker 3: Okay.
36:22
Speaker 6: I couldn't figure out if I wrote horny or happy,
36:25
Speaker 6: and I'm like, oh's got.
36:27
Speaker 2: Horn You're just happy all the time.
36:30
Speaker 1: All right, here's the deal. Get ready, get ready, grumblings
36:34
Speaker 1: are coming. Listeners are tell me what the painting in
36:41
Speaker 1: Rose's room is of and what is on her pillows? Kristin, yes,
36:49
Speaker 1: cat okay, And the other.
36:53
Speaker 6: The cat on the pillow and the cat statue.
36:56
Speaker 1: Right, but the first half of the question, tell me
36:59
Speaker 1: what the painting in Rose's room is the cat.
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Speaker 2: I don't even notice a painting. I noticed the pillows.
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Speaker 1: Nobody.
37:08
Speaker 2: Did you catch it?
37:09
Speaker 3: No?
37:10
Speaker 2: I think you gotta stump.
37:11
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well it was cats. Were the pillows? They
37:18
Speaker 1: were cats? But behind Dorothy and Blanche, while they're standing
37:27
Speaker 1: there talking for most of the end of that episode,
37:30
Speaker 1: there's a lady sitting in a chair on the dock
37:32
Speaker 1: of a bay with like a little hat on that's
37:35
Speaker 1: just like front and center, like right in between them. Okay,
37:41
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be.
37:43
Speaker 6: I can tell you the color of the flowers at
37:45
Speaker 6: the beginning, I could.
37:46
Speaker 3: Touch, dude.
37:48
Speaker 1: I super appreciate them. I appreciate that, and I want
37:53
Speaker 1: you to know that the reason I get this point
37:55
Speaker 1: for stumping you is because I didn't make you count
37:58
Speaker 1: the palm trees the restaurant. You're welcome. How did the
38:06
Speaker 1: Sicilian sleeping potion save Uncle Giuseppe's life.
38:10
Speaker 6: Kristen, Yes, he slept through the Allied invasion.
38:15
Speaker 1: Yes, Aaron Randolph is shaking his head like he's upset.
38:19
Speaker 3: I couldn't pay attention to this part of the episode.
38:21
Speaker 3: He kept breaking up on me. Oh, well, shit happens.
38:28
Speaker 2: I don't want to be anymore.
38:32
Speaker 1: I'm upsetting my friends. Just kidding. I'm fine, all right.
38:37
Speaker 1: So that point, Jesus Christ, I was just being silly
38:42
Speaker 1: awkwardly the Mary with the mohawk. Can I jot that down?
38:53
Speaker 2: Mary Mary, Mary.
38:56
Speaker 1: Mary with a mohawk? Okay, sorry, just writing that down.
39:03
Speaker 2: Just you're gonna read that four days and go what.
39:05
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll get a sticker in two years, miriath mock.
39:11
Speaker 1: Okay, it's time, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm sorry Aaron Randolph.
39:16
Speaker 1: There's a good chance you won't know the answer to
39:18
Speaker 1: this due to your tech issues. But what was the
39:22
Speaker 1: last line of Chris.
39:26
Speaker 3: Paused?
39:28
Speaker 1: It's okay, I did pause, so we're just no one else,
39:31
Speaker 1: but you answered, that's the thing. So what was the
39:37
Speaker 1: last line of the show?
39:39
Speaker 6: Dorothy Dorothy?
39:41
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it was Dorothy Dorothy and she kicks her. Yeah. Well,
39:49
Speaker 1: so that mattress was that b Arthur fell Onto in
39:53
Speaker 1: that scene must have been quite thick because like the
39:57
Speaker 1: stunt person mattress because you could still see her and
40:00
Speaker 1: that was a queen sized bed with a box spring
40:04
Speaker 1: and the dust ruffle and everything, So that was a
40:08
Speaker 1: that was a taller bed their talent. Yeah, it was
40:11
Speaker 1: just funny because I could see her hip and I
40:13
Speaker 1: was like, she's not fat anyway, all right, it's not fat.
40:18
Speaker 1: Who won the quiz?
40:20
Speaker 3: Me? Wasn't me?
40:26
Speaker 6: Gina got two, Aaron had five, and I had eight.
40:30
Speaker 6: So even with the last two questions, I would have
40:33
Speaker 6: won by one point.
40:36
Speaker 1: I don't know that Kristen stomped us.
40:39
Speaker 3: So I did.
40:39
Speaker 6: It was class Oh, it was close.
40:43
Speaker 1: It was close plus.
40:45
Speaker 3: Close to total annihilation.
40:46
Speaker 1: You can't you can't win another You can't win another
40:50
Speaker 1: trophy anyway.
40:52
Speaker 3: You know, I have too many. They're cluttering out my pride.
40:56
Speaker 6: He has quite the winner.
40:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what's weird is a lot of your trophies
41:00
Speaker 1: have come directly from me. That's the weirdest thing.
41:03
Speaker 3: Is honestly, I need humbling, like my egos out of control.
41:07
Speaker 3: So Randolph, you suck, thank you, thank you, thank.
41:14
Speaker 1: You more like rand don't.
41:18
Speaker 3: It's very good. Never heard that one before. That's pretty good.
41:23
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, doing better though, And it's too late, Randult,
41:27
Speaker 1: but you're adult, ran Dull.
41:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, we're just trying to help him. That's all.
41:41
Speaker 3: That's why I haven't had a sexual partner for more
41:43
Speaker 3: than a few months.
41:45
Speaker 1: Hey, you're doing better than me, kiddo.
41:49
Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
41:52
Speaker 2: I'm if you're interested in our stand please.
41:58
Speaker 3: Do not waste your time, absolutely not.
42:04
Speaker 1: Oh shit, all right, Well do you want to do
42:06
Speaker 1: your trivia?
42:08
Speaker 2: Sure? The her Bettleman is Stan. He was in the
42:14
Speaker 2: Odd Couple. Brad Trumbull was the major d he gets
42:19
Speaker 2: a credit. He was on Mama's Family and Carol Burnett Show,
42:22
Speaker 2: McLean Stevenson as Ted. He was in Mash and Doris
42:28
Speaker 2: Day Show.
42:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of other things.
42:32
Speaker 2: A ton of.
42:34
Speaker 1: Probably didn't play as big of a dickhead as he
42:37
Speaker 1: did in this episode, but that's fine.
42:39
Speaker 3: I mean, he kind of plays a lot of dickheads.
42:43
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool, cool, cool.
42:45
Speaker 2: Remind me who he was in MASH. I don't know.
42:49
Speaker 3: I think not so much a dickhead in Mash. I
42:51
Speaker 3: don't remember.
42:53
Speaker 1: He didn't he try, didn't he even want to? Like,
42:55
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name in Mash Day one of
42:57
Speaker 1: the girls was he always like talking to like the blonde?
43:00
Speaker 3: No hot pants?
43:01
Speaker 1: Was it hot pants? Whatever? Look you and Sophia are
43:07
Speaker 1: the only two people I know with a deep rooted
43:09
Speaker 1: love of mash. Okay, I don't know. I think Mash
43:13
Speaker 1: is hilarious. I just don't remember.
43:15
Speaker 6: Listen, when I was a kid, I had the biggest
43:18
Speaker 6: crush on Alan Alda in Mash.
43:23
Speaker 1: So I really enjoyed that show. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
43:26
Speaker 1: that's the show. We gotta go this.
43:29
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
43:31
Speaker 3: Fuck, I love it.
43:33
Speaker 1: No, it's fine. Look, I think who you like? Like
43:37
Speaker 1: who you like?
43:38
Speaker 2: I rewatched Taxi and I went, hey, that jud hersh
43:41
Speaker 2: is not bad looking.
43:42
Speaker 1: Honestly, he's so funny in it that like it helps. Yeah,
43:46
Speaker 1: I well, and I think the monkey like, I thought
43:48
Speaker 1: the monkeys were hot, and like they're weird looking little dudes,
43:52
Speaker 1: to be honest, and they're mostly dead. So it's fine,
43:59
Speaker 1: no shame you want to fox someone. We're fine with
44:01
Speaker 1: the hairt on the Luni. We approve of all sexual attractions.
44:05
Speaker 2: Mm hm. So in reality, McLean Is was four years
44:10
Speaker 2: older than Herb. They died within six months of each
44:14
Speaker 2: other in nineteen ninety six.
44:15
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
44:17
Speaker 2: Herb died of emphysema, oh and McLean died of a
44:20
Speaker 2: heart attack sucks. So Sophia in this episode says she
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Speaker 2: didn't know Dorothy was pregnant until four days after the wedding.
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Speaker 2: But in uh past episodes, it's clear that's why she
44:35
Speaker 2: got married.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was clear that's why she got married.
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Speaker 1: But then I was like, well, am I wrong? Did
44:42
Speaker 1: she never tell Sophia like she just was like, well,
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Speaker 1: knocked up, I better get married.
44:48
Speaker 2: I knew people who did that. And then they pretended
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Speaker 2: it was a honeymoon baby. Yeah, let's see. They referenced
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Speaker 2: Johnny Bench, former pro baseball player. He was a catcher.
44:59
Speaker 2: That's hence the joke of having a lot of padding.
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Speaker 1: Mm hm.
45:03
Speaker 2: We referenced the Gary Hert sex scandal once again. I
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Speaker 2: know christ is candidacy the end. They love that one.
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Speaker 1: I laughed my ass off because we delved into it
45:15
Speaker 1: last time, so I was like, fucking Gary know it.
45:22
Speaker 2: We mentioned uh Stonewall Jackson. He was a Confederate military general,
45:27
Speaker 2: not a not a part of the Jackson family. We
45:30
Speaker 2: mentioned which is a sleeping aid.
45:33
Speaker 1: Also featured in Little Shop of Horse that I couldn't sleep.
45:37
Speaker 1: I took a salmon x.
45:46
Speaker 2: And then Dorothy says, what is this Hamlet because people
45:49
Speaker 2: are hiding behind the drapes and that's polonious.
45:52
Speaker 1: And then heats fucking stepped, fucking step like Eric Randolph.
45:57
Speaker 1: If he picks up me, he can.
46:01
Speaker 2: I think that's all I had.
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Speaker 1: I was going to ask a question on how many
46:11
Speaker 1: slaps that you had, but I was like, probably only you,
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Speaker 1: and I really pay attention to the numerical value of that.
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Speaker 2: Uh.
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Speaker 1: And other people would be mad that I gave you
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Speaker 1: a point, and if I had, it would have turned
46:22
Speaker 1: things in your favor a little, but you still wouldn't
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Speaker 1: have won. So it's fine. I didn't expect too Oh god,
46:30
Speaker 1: that's all I had.
46:30
Speaker 2: But Aaron you had mentioned you found an Easter egg.
46:33
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay. So Benson obviously, which at some point
46:37
Speaker 1: when this eventually turns into the Susan Harris podcast, we
46:42
Speaker 1: will watch. But Benson works for Governor Gatlin, and that
46:48
Speaker 1: is one of the names that the mayor d when
46:50
Speaker 1: he was calling people's names for the table. That was
46:53
Speaker 1: the first name that he called out. And I feel
46:57
Speaker 1: like that was an homage because it was one of
46:59
Speaker 1: Susan Harris's men any shows, and Benson was a huge success.
47:02
Speaker 1: We might not have ever had The Golden Girls without
47:05
Speaker 1: like soap and Benson.
47:06
Speaker 2: So good catch. Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that.
47:09
Speaker 1: Well, when you're almost six episodes or six seasons deep
47:16
Speaker 1: into Benson on your Own, you.
47:19
Speaker 2: You're pretty that's the name of the podcast.
47:28
Speaker 1: That's that's good because I wanted it to be Benson
47:30
Speaker 1: in Bondage when I was trying to pitch it to Peardle,
47:33
Speaker 1: and it was gonna be like Dominatrix's take on what
47:36
Speaker 1: she thought of Benson, and that was a bad idea.
47:39
Speaker 2: Aaron wants to do the Susan Harris verse.
47:42
Speaker 1: It do you Harris verse? We call it Harris versity.
47:48
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's such a Yeah, this will get
47:52
Speaker 1: you're stuck with me, fuckers, all of you get ready.
47:56
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna be like Harry on Empty Nest for us, Aaron, And.
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Speaker 2: That's every episode.
48:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I can do every episode.
48:08
Speaker 1: Fine, you're gonna be that neighbor Joe that comes up
48:12
Speaker 1: with Joe Azuza or whatever.
48:14
Speaker 3: He's an almost every episode.
48:17
Speaker 1: Fine.
48:18
Speaker 2: I went looking for those you know what, and they
48:20
Speaker 2: don't seem to be streaming and they don't seem to
48:22
Speaker 2: have been released. On DVD, so we might have trouble
48:25
Speaker 2: with it.
48:25
Speaker 6: Okay, so then great, but I want to watch Empty
48:29
Speaker 6: Nest in a few years when we finish this.
48:32
Speaker 2: Who knows, somebody get on that email us if you.
48:34
Speaker 1: Know Susan Harris, could you get them to release Empty
48:39
Speaker 1: Nest for us? Please? This is a great show, and
48:41
Speaker 1: come on our show even though you don't do interviews ever.
48:47
Speaker 1: Cool story all here, Yeah, here's Rose the villain, by
48:53
Speaker 1: the way, the least villainous person in this episode.
48:56
Speaker 3: Welcome by some measure.
48:59
Speaker 2: Rose the villain.
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Speaker 1: Is like a bitch that she is this cow. Okay,
49:09
Speaker 1: here we go strap in. First of all, how annoying
49:14
Speaker 1: is she when she's tired. Not only is she telling
49:17
Speaker 1: all her fucking stories, but then she's like whiny about it,
49:21
Speaker 1: and she's like, they don't know what is your name?
49:25
Speaker 1: And she kisses Dorothy on the head, fucking weird. Don't
49:29
Speaker 1: kiss your roommates. That's so gross. Then she can't even
49:34
Speaker 1: like read her own fucking tea. She doesn't understand the
49:37
Speaker 1: difference between caffeine and calcium. Those are completely different words.
49:43
Speaker 1: So she's intentionally creating this misery for herself by drinking
49:47
Speaker 1: this highly caffeinated tea every night at bedtime because you
49:50
Speaker 1: can't read that it says caffeine on it, and then
49:55
Speaker 1: she can read.
49:55
Speaker 2: She's just too stupid.
49:57
Speaker 3: This is awful and I'm so sorry.
50:01
Speaker 1: That's okay, it gets this is better and yeah, okay.
50:09
Speaker 1: Then and here's the real big thing. She's a total
50:12
Speaker 1: cock block. Blanche is pulling out her a game, moves
50:17
Speaker 1: on this dude. She sits on his lap. She's uh
50:21
Speaker 1: talking about how since he's been to med school he
50:24
Speaker 1: can find her thermostat there are some sexy lines coming
50:28
Speaker 1: out of this woman. And she just comes and sits
50:31
Speaker 1: down and asks how the date was and won't leave
50:34
Speaker 1: and then sits back down when she's supposed to be
50:36
Speaker 1: walking to the bedroom. Let Blanche get her cookie licked.
50:43
Speaker 1: I don't know. I couldn't think of a better. Sorry.
50:45
Speaker 6: That was like I didn't want to lick her cookie,
50:48
Speaker 6: so she was kind of saving it.
50:49
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Today is not a day where you get
50:52
Speaker 1: to defend Rose because you have given me such a
50:55
Speaker 1: hard task. Thank you. Then she can't out cheap because
51:01
Speaker 1: she's allergic to wool. We didn't ask you to physically
51:03
Speaker 1: pick them up, you stupid bitch, just.
51:05
Speaker 2: Want to know how she actually broken out in the hives,
51:08
Speaker 2: Like yeah, psychological.
51:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, then she has She's not helpful when her friends
51:16
Speaker 1: are trying to wake her up and ask her for
51:18
Speaker 1: help to counsel them and solve their problems. She calls
51:22
Speaker 1: her one of her two best friends horny when she's
51:27
Speaker 1: just like, I don't think my friend's ever gonna talk
51:29
Speaker 1: to me again. I'm a bad person. No, you're just
51:32
Speaker 1: a slut fat ass, Like it's so rude. And then
51:36
Speaker 1: when Dorothy falls down, presumably in like a coma, until
51:42
Speaker 1: an entire battle of a war could be fought from
51:46
Speaker 1: this Sicilian shit, she just keeps sleeping. She doesn't get
51:50
Speaker 1: up and try to help her friend. That's fucked. What
51:52
Speaker 1: if Dorothy died? What if she was allergic to that
51:55
Speaker 1: Sicilian sleeping potion?
51:59
Speaker 2: I think I can add one, Oh, please do it.
52:01
Speaker 2: Irresponsibly wants to go into work at the grief counseling
52:04
Speaker 2: center with no sleep. That's dangerous.
52:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna operate a fucking vehicle while she's that too.
52:10
Speaker 1: Getting tired, Yeah, that's the thing. She's so tired. She
52:15
Speaker 1: doesn't know she's in her pajamas. She kisses Dorothy, but
52:18
Speaker 1: she's gonna drive her large fucking vehicle and kill someone.
52:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a villain, bitch.
52:30
Speaker 1: Look at her. Christen is seething. For those of you
52:33
Speaker 1: at home that wish that we had video, we don't.
52:36
Speaker 1: But she's so mad right now. It's like, if she
52:42
Speaker 1: was close to me, she'd cut me.
52:45
Speaker 2: Aaron, we cannot hear you.
52:47
Speaker 3: Sorry, she's not alone. I genuinely feel like Rose was
52:52
Speaker 3: the biggest victim in this episode und on some of this.
52:57
Speaker 2: Aren't you impressed at aaron skills?
53:00
Speaker 1: Okay, but if she was such a victims respect for
53:04
Speaker 1: as that was going on, I was like, oh my god,
53:07
Speaker 1: I was gaining it. Okay, but wait, if she was
53:10
Speaker 1: such a victim, how did she have time to tell
53:12
Speaker 1: so many Saint Olave stories while she was so tired, Like,
53:16
Speaker 1: when you're that tired.
53:17
Speaker 3: Her brain couldn't go anywhere else. What else could she do?
53:20
Speaker 1: Oh? I'm sorry, I miss I didn't miss a point.
53:23
Speaker 1: It says I forget this says she doesn't take sleeping pills,
53:27
Speaker 1: even though that would help her sleep and get the
53:30
Speaker 1: rest she needs. I did also write that down, And
53:33
Speaker 1: I know I get picked on a lot because I
53:35
Speaker 1: don't like to take pills either, and people are always like, well,
53:39
Speaker 1: did you take an aspirin?
53:41
Speaker 2: We do need to clock that point because next season
53:44
Speaker 2: that will apply to Rose her avoidance of taking pills.
53:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep that in mind, because she's a fucking villain.
53:54
Speaker 1: What I can't It's like not even possible. You guys
53:58
Speaker 1: gave me the worst.
54:00
Speaker 2: I think you did well. These two are the ones shipping.
54:03
Speaker 1: On the villain of this episode.
54:07
Speaker 2: That's why it's a hard thing to do. That's why
54:09
Speaker 2: I'm like applauding her. She found stuff.
54:11
Speaker 1: The villain of this episode, truly is that fucking dick
54:14
Speaker 1: of a brother. Like he made Sam look like a
54:17
Speaker 1: nice person, right, I.
54:19
Speaker 2: Was like, no, wonder these two were related exactly in
54:24
Speaker 2: the end, You're like, oh, there's those born at bags.
54:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
54:32
Speaker 2: I don't think we ever see him again.
54:34
Speaker 1: No, I don't think we do.
54:35
Speaker 3: I'm okay with that off and died. If if it
54:39
Speaker 3: didn't mean I wouldn't be invited to any more of these,
54:41
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I'd be happy to not see to
54:43
Speaker 3: see the back of stand forever.
54:47
Speaker 2: Remember, we don't think of you that way.
54:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want us to do you want us
54:51
Speaker 1: to recast you as someone else that is a recurring
54:53
Speaker 1: role that we like, so that, you know.
54:56
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe when empty nest comes back, comes on doctor.
55:00
Speaker 1: Harry Weston on occasion.
55:03
Speaker 2: No, I mean like when he comes to the Golden
55:06
Speaker 2: or he could be Dreyfus the dog.
55:12
Speaker 3: You know, I have seen Aaron so yeah, yeah, and
55:18
Speaker 3: I lick all my friends.
55:19
Speaker 2: So oh, I didn't get that in Vegas.
55:24
Speaker 1: You know, I'm feeling very triggered back to the Karen
55:27
Speaker 1: and John Fank episode where he just to the side
55:31
Speaker 1: of her face while we were in the middle of
55:33
Speaker 1: recording for no apparent reason. It was so upsetting. All
55:38
Speaker 1: of us were like, you promised to.
55:40
Speaker 2: Love honor and lick's gross.
55:43
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't lick your friends? Well, I mean, sure,
55:47
Speaker 1: there's there's reasons to lick your friends, but like not.
55:51
Speaker 2: Just I mean, have lunch at the Why why not lunch?
55:56
Speaker 1: Why?
55:59
Speaker 3: You know?
55:59
Speaker 1: One of my fa favorite ways to anyone ever in
56:01
Speaker 1: the history of all entertainment and media in the world
56:04
Speaker 1: has told someone to go down on them was in
56:09
Speaker 1: a truly terrible movie called Jeelie.
56:13
Speaker 2: Uh ever saw it?
56:16
Speaker 1: Ben and Jennifer like in a room, and and it's
56:20
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving in the movie, and they're being flirty and she
56:25
Speaker 1: like looks down at like her nether regions and goes
56:30
Speaker 1: gobble gobble, and that's like how she tells them to
56:33
Speaker 1: go down on her. And I was like, honestly, it's
56:35
Speaker 1: a terrible film, but that's one of cinematically the best
56:39
Speaker 1: themed eat me out I've ever seen in in in cinemas.
56:45
Speaker 1: Gobble gobble?
56:48
Speaker 2: Was it Thanksgiving?
56:49
Speaker 1: It was? Yeah. They were in like a cheap hotel
56:51
Speaker 1: because I don't remember much about the movie because it
56:54
Speaker 1: was bad, but they were in like a cheap hotel
56:56
Speaker 1: motel somewhere, hiding from whoever was after them. And I'd
57:00
Speaker 1: been flirty for a while and so she's just like
57:02
Speaker 1: suggestively looks at her crutch and says, couple. I can't
57:08
Speaker 1: imagine why their marriage didn't last both times anyway, Yeah,
57:15
Speaker 1: marrying Ben Affleck is a lot like danting Stan. That's
57:21
Speaker 1: not gonna last. Okay, Yeah, that's all I got.
57:26
Speaker 2: Randolph is nothing like Stan, No, not at all.
57:29
Speaker 1: You're a delightful person.
57:31
Speaker 2: If you'd like to lick Aaron Randolph, please write in.
57:34
Speaker 1: If you'd like to follow Aaron Randolph, where can they
57:37
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57:38
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57:43
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Speaker 2: So fucking Raca likes to gobble.
58:06
Speaker 3: Yes is a Thanksgiving fan.
58:10
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't love Thanksgiving? But we're thankful.
58:14
Speaker 3: That's what it should be.
58:15
Speaker 2: All this Thanksgiving Raca and the Thanksgiving dinner, Raca learns
58:22
Speaker 2: what pie is. Well if they let me thank you
58:31
Speaker 2: get a mouthful pie.
58:33
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58:36
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58:45
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58:53
Speaker 2: Talk about your Thanksgiving traditions.
58:55
Speaker 1: Yes, Abby, it's me Hi Hi Abby.
58:58
Speaker 5: I like Thanksgiving because I get turk.
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Speaker 2: Hm, turkey gave dogs the ships.
59:06
Speaker 1: I thought that's what I had heard.
59:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you don't care now it doesn't matter.
59:16
Speaker 2: I'm just sorry.
59:18
Speaker 5: Well, okay, but your cheesecakes. Ready.
59:21
Speaker 2: Oh good, thank you, thank you so much.
59:25
Speaker 3: That's very kind. Abby.
59:27
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. Okay bye, Give us a little hug Abby.
59:34
Speaker 2: Okay, why