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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey everyone. My name is mister Marcus White and I
- 0:03am David and we are your hosts by the comments section.
- 0:22You know, I'm going to talk about the Cardi B
- 0:25concert now. I want to go see her this week,
- 0:28and I actually I was really surprised how good she was.
- 0:31I was not expecting Carti to amaze and wow me.
- 0:35She blew me away. And I'm not even a Cardi fan.
- 0:40I did let's us get into it because I'm like,
- 0:42let's us get into it because I'm not a Cardi
- 0:46B fan like that, Like I like some of her singles.
- 0:48I did like her last album. I like a couple
- 0:51of songs. But my friend had free tickets and was like, hey,
- 0:54you want to come and meet the Cardi B content
- 0:55And I'm like, yeah, that's why not? Yeah, yeah, where
- 0:58are you sitting at? We were up near the private
- 1:04section of Private V We were underneath the we weren't
- 1:07in the private section. We're literally just one row. It
- 1:11was right behind us. I don't know how to explain it,
- 1:13but we had good, great season for free. Yeah I
- 1:16saw her for free. Yeah, I saw it for free
- 1:18on it was That's what I wanted. That's why I
- 1:23want to bring it up because I was gonna see
- 1:24Nikki in twenty twenty four, Niki was three hours late.
- 1:27She did not come out on time. Niki didn't come
- 1:30out till eleven thirty. Cardi B started writing on time.
- 1:33She started at eight thirty. All right, thank you Cardi
- 1:35B for our time. Thank you all right, Carti rapped.
- 1:40Nikki didn't wrap all right. She pointed the microphone to
- 1:43the crowd and had us wrap all her lyrics. I
- 1:45kid you not. I was very disappointed. Cardi dance. Nikki
- 1:49did not dance. Nikki laid right on that stage. Were
- 1:52her looking like a beach well stomach on the stage
- 1:56with the microphone face seat to the crowd the entire time.
- 2:00I just felt like Nikki was lazy and Carti. Actually,
- 2:04Carti is a performer. I would go see her again.
- 2:07I would pay to see her again. Yeah she said
- 2:11it was a sold out show. Yeah, I would actually
- 2:14pay to go see her. I was so surprised of
- 2:17how good she was. Carti. I doubt that you listen,
- 2:21but I liked your performance and I will go see
- 2:24you again, Carty. So moving forward, next time you go
- 2:27on tour, I will pay for a ticket So for
- 2:29those who have not yet seen her, I think her
- 2:32tour is still continuing. Please, if you have the funds,
- 2:36go pay a ticket. You would be you have fun.
- 2:39I had. I had a great time, A very great time.
- 2:42I love that song on her last album It's called uh,
- 2:45Pretty and Petty. She fucked that performance up. I'm pretty
- 2:48im and I'm petty? Yes, fuck ah, that's to be
- 2:51a disc track. So how long is the kinds are
- 2:54going for? Before we move on? How long is ther
- 2:55kinds are going for? Because I need to go. I
- 2:57want to go. I have no idea. I don't. I'm
- 3:01not really a CARDIF fan, so I don't. I don't know.
- 3:03I have no idea how if her, if she has
- 3:06more dates, I don't know. If it's undean, if it
- 3:08just began. I'm the wrong person to ask because I
- 3:12just became a fan maybe seventy two hours ago, when
- 3:15I went to go see her. Yeah, you know what
- 3:22came on this week? Real Housewives of Rhode Island. It
- 3:28finally premiered in it pimiered last night, David, here's a
- 3:33rumor that I heard that you watched Did you watch
- 3:37you know? Yeah?
- 3:37Speaker 2: I watched the whole goddamn thing. And this is my
- 3:40first at you know, Housewives of Atlanta. I watched the
- 3:44first episode that first couple of seasons way back when.
- 3:48Speaker 1: But yeah, I watched it.
- 3:50Speaker 2: I watched the whole episode, and I said, no, you know,
- 3:52I was ready, I'm ready. I finally watched it in
- 3:55the beginning.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Now, I was excited for this show. I was excited
- 4:02and then confused at the same time. Now, two years ago,
- 4:06a producer told me on the loan that they were
- 4:10going to be producing The Roal Housewives of Toronto, and
- 4:14then they shot a pilot for that show, and then
- 4:16he had told me that Bravo actually did not want
- 4:19to continue with Toronto Housewives because they saw a better pilot,
- 4:24which was the Rhode Island Housewives. So that was so
- 4:28salty about that because I'm like, the Gays of Toronto
- 4:31had three black women, one woman from India and a
- 4:35white woman. Very diversed, extremely diversed, and you know, I
- 4:40love Toronto. I'm always there multiple times a year. So
- 4:43I wanted more Toronto and not Rhode Island, because who
- 4:46the fuck goes or Rhode Island. Rhode Island is in
- 4:48a state that people go visit. You know, these were
- 4:52Old Housewives franchises. They're all in popular cities Miami, Atlanta,
- 4:57Beverly Hills, Dallas, and Potomac. No one's going to Rhode Island.
- 5:02That's not a popular city. So I was a little
- 5:04confused of oh, you're right, it's just that, well, no
- 5:09one's visiting the state. I don't care. No one's visiting
- 5:11the state. No one's visiting any of the cities. You know,
- 5:15And in effect, you know, you do you know what
- 5:19popular show takes place in Rhode Island besides this one
- 5:24ship the Survivor. It feels like Family Guy, Family Guy
- 5:29takes place in island. Yeah I didn't. Yeah, I didn't
- 5:33know it until just now. I was like, oh, it
- 5:35takes because I didn't like what's happened in Rhode Island.
- 5:38But Family Guy, I guess kind of put Rhode Island
- 5:41on the map. But yeah, So Rhode Island Housewives premiered
- 5:47Thursday night, and and hmmm, how can I say this
- 5:52is a nice way? It was all right? It was
- 5:55all right, I right. Oh, my ranking it would be
- 6:00of a ton, six out of a ton. What about you?
- 6:02What's your ranking? I actually had a seven a seven.
- 6:06Why did you give it a seven? What did you
- 6:08think about the premiere?
- 6:10Speaker 2: I had a seven, so seeing as it's still on
- 6:14the same trend.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Of you know, drama with all the shows, but why
- 6:19I kind.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Of liked it because I felt like, how can I
- 6:24put it?
- 6:25Speaker 1: Even though I couldn't tell any of the damn girls apart.
- 6:27Speaker 2: I felt like, I'm not saying everybody looking like, I'm
- 6:29not saying that I'm not racist.
- 6:31Speaker 1: I was selling nobody apart the bead. I had to
- 6:35watch the show twice. I could not tell. I still
- 6:37don't know them apart. They all look alike, all those
- 6:40white women look alike. I'll say it for you. I'm
- 6:42by racial. You can't cancel me. Go ahead, Yeah I can't.
- 6:47I am biracial.
- 6:48Speaker 2: I can't see it, but you know what I What
- 6:50I did like is I did feel like they transitioned
- 6:53to everyone kind of smoothly.
- 6:55Speaker 1: I kind of kind of connect the folks.
- 6:57Speaker 2: I liked how it was some history even without the show,
- 7:01you can kind of get caught up to where people are.
- 7:06It's not like it didn't feel patchy, like you know
- 7:08sometimes like certain times I'll can watch a show and
- 7:11they'll bring somebody from like I don't know where, and
- 7:14it seems very patchy. It didn't feel like that, so
- 7:16I actually thought that the show was you know, it
- 7:19was a seven. It still was the same kind of thing,
- 7:20and I don't know, I've always watch these kind.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Of shows, but it was it wasn't. It wasn't. It
- 7:24was okay, it was okay, right, don't. We would get
- 7:27it to some specifics, but it was okay. I don't
- 7:31like watching first seasons of these reality shows, especially in
- 7:35this day and age, because one, the drama takes a
- 7:39long time to build up. Two we have to, like,
- 7:42you know, watch these episodes to get to know all
- 7:44of them. And then three, I feel like when reality
- 7:48starts filming a new TV show or reality show, they
- 7:51want to do the most because they want to be
- 7:53the most liked by the fans, So they cause the
- 7:56most drama. They they they have the most argument, and
- 8:00they say the meanest things because they think that fans
- 8:03expect that from them. And then they also want to
- 8:04be a fan favorite. So I like to really dive into,
- 8:08especially for the Real Housewives, once the show is formulated.
- 8:11I don't like watching the first season at all, just
- 8:14first season of any any show is just not just
- 8:18ticks forever. Let me just you know, let me build,
- 8:19let me come in when it's built up, when there're
- 8:23already character developments, so you can watch. Yeah. And two,
- 8:30I just feel like when I see, like, like most
- 8:35of the Housewives series, let me think, what what show
- 8:38did I not watch a first season? Well, I didn't
- 8:39watch any of the first seasons of any of the Housewives,
- 8:41but besides Dubai. But when you see the first season,
- 8:45you see clips online and so it helps you get
- 8:48to know, helps you get to know people in the
- 8:50story lines, and by the second season you already know
- 8:52what's going on. I'm not a first season person, if
- 8:54that makes sense, not a first season type of person.
- 8:57Speaker 2: But so with this one though, with just if you
- 8:59just yeah, who was your favorite character then? Or who
- 9:03the one you don't like already or you already got
- 9:06some kind of because I know my character I hate already,
- 9:10you can go first.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Well, let's start with it, Like, so, I actually like
- 9:13the woman Liz. I thought that Liz she was friends
- 9:17with Dolores Catania Delor's Catania is a real housewife of
- 9:21New Jersey. She's on the Jersey housewife. She's done on
- 9:23that show for ten seasons. She was the one who
- 9:26came in at the very end, and so she's she's
- 9:30an already established housewife that vacations in Rhode Island during
- 9:34the summer from Jersey. So I like Liz. But it's
- 9:37really hard to say because it's only one episode. You know,
- 9:39I'm by polar. I can like you today and hate
- 9:41you tomorrow. So for today, I like you, Liz. I
- 9:44hope you don't think I'm a fan, because I'm not
- 9:46following you yet. So I like Joe Ella. She I
- 9:52love I love her black hair.
- 9:54Speaker 2: I love how she just seemed like she in on
- 9:57the bushit and I love the fact that when she
- 9:59was at the picnic, she didn't seem like to just
- 10:02to cater to Rosie.
- 10:03Speaker 1: And I can't wait to talk about motherfucking Rosie. Oh
- 10:06my god.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Before the first episode, I am a Joe Ellen th
- 10:09j E j E girl.
- 10:11Speaker 1: She's say her name? Is I how you say your name?
- 10:14Joe Ellen? I was confused. I was like, how what
- 10:17is it? What name? Like? What in the country fried chicken?
- 10:20Like what kind of name is that's like like a
- 10:22southern name. Let's let's not do this.
- 10:24Speaker 2: See now, I get it when fans be in our
- 10:26comment box and may because people out over their characters.
- 10:28Speaker 1: And I'm like, why people so deep?
- 10:30Speaker 2: It's because you you you would like somebody want somebody
- 10:32coming at them like you're doing right now.
- 10:34Speaker 1: You gotta cut them off. Joe Ellen is how you
- 10:37see her name? J O dash e l l e
- 10:40n her name? Should this be her name? Actually reminds
- 10:43me of Barber Jean from Reba, Like, what is a
- 10:45Joe Ellen? What is that?
- 10:46Speaker 2: I was confused, Joe, Let's not do that, and you like, wait,
- 10:50you're gonna and you're gonna pick Liz. You won't pick
- 10:52Liz over No, Joellen, Liz look like leather. And then
- 10:57not to mention you, you talking about Dolores. They look
- 10:59like twins and you know why it is because they
- 11:01would have had the same godam of surgeon.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Do you look like twins? Okay? Delorius is my favorite
- 11:06house five. People find her boring. People have been saying
- 11:08for the past ten years, the Laurus is boring. But
- 11:11I like someone who is not about the drama, who
- 11:13is fair and just, and I think that's who I
- 11:16gravitate to. I don't like people like the Joela like
- 11:20Joe Ellen, whatever, fucking Barba Jean. That's what I'm a caller.
- 11:23I don't like the people like Barbia Jean. She's messy
- 11:25and she seems like she's gonna be She's gonna be
- 11:27the drama. I don't think she would.
- 11:30Speaker 2: I think she was actually trying to stop motherfucking Rosie
- 11:33from being so messed.
- 11:34Speaker 1: I can't stand Rosie. I don't like going to be.
- 11:37Speaker 2: I'm not going to like. It's gonna be my worst
- 11:40character ever. You tell me why you don't like Rosie,
- 11:43and I'm gonna tell you.
- 11:44Speaker 1: I don't like the hope. I don't like Rosie because
- 11:46she's plain like I'm a sweet little girl I don't like.
- 11:51I don't like the baby voice. It reminds me of
- 11:53a lot of Ritney Rose from Salt Lake City, and
- 11:55I don't like Whitney Rose because of that voice that
- 11:57irritates me and the little girl men mentality. Rosie, I
- 12:01think it's my age, thirty four, Well I just turned
- 12:04thirty five, but she's my age and I just felt
- 12:07like she's a little immature. And then I can't stay
- 12:09when people cry after get into an argument. I hate
- 12:12a crier. I hate a crier. Why don't you like Rosie?
- 12:18Speaker 2: So I don't like Rosie is because when they were
- 12:21at that picnic, the way how she kept on trying
- 12:24to like bring up Kelsey's instance. She's like, so they
- 12:29were playing what was that game? Never have I ever?
- 12:31What does never have I ever? Talking about your situation?
- 12:34You keep on bringing up like oh yeah, but like
- 12:36having other boyfriends or girlfriends, like I don't know her,
- 12:39what's you know?
- 12:40Speaker 1: Kelsey?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Like she just kept on bringing it up. I don't
- 12:43like manufacture drama.
- 12:46Speaker 1: If she was yeah, yeah, but I felt like if the.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Producer told her to say it, she did a really
- 12:52bad job at bringing it into the scene without it
- 12:55making it too obvious.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Like it was to manufacturer. That's why I don't like
- 13:00first season. I don't like that.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can see what you're saying. If first
- 13:04seasons are like this, I don't it's too manufacturing. And
- 13:07that's why I'm like Joellen co Joda like she looked like, girl,
- 13:11just ask girl, why are you asking us about this?
- 13:13Like she look how I was responding like why are
- 13:16you asking us about this? You asked like you being Bessie.
- 13:19That's why Joellen, Can I just say, Rosie, I have
- 13:23on my list two people who I don't like. Rosie
- 13:26wasn't on my list, but I don't like Rosie. Let
- 13:28me tell you the number one person who I don't
- 13:31like on the show, and I actually want her fired. Kelsey,
- 13:35the woman who has a boyfriend who has a girlfriend
- 13:37in Miami. I want her fired. She's thirty one years
- 13:40old and I don't feel back for her at all.
- 13:43This is why at first, when she came in the
- 13:45opening scene, I think she was in the first act.
- 13:47She said, you know, she has this unique relationship with
- 13:50her boyfriend who she only sees six months out of
- 13:52the year because he spends six months of pirom Rhode
- 13:55Island and then six months in Miami. By the way,
- 14:00got I see, I got tea on the boyfriend. I
- 14:02know what he looks like, and I know what the
- 14:03girlfriend looks like in Miami. So we could talk about
- 14:06that after this in a minute. Yeah, people send me tea.
- 14:09So I was the first one to actually put it
- 14:11out there in my Mister Housewives page of who he
- 14:13is and who the girlfriend is. But we got introduced
- 14:16to Kelsey that way. Then she got tea from Barbara Jean,
- 14:20which is Joella whatever her name is, that country bumpkin,
- 14:23country fried chicken name she got from the name I
- 14:30can't say, Joe Ellen.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Colorado. Listen, she got the tea from Joe Ellen. Okay,
- 14:44And then she was upset that people were gossiping about
- 14:47her relationship. Why why are we upset about it? And
- 14:51she's so upset about it. I don't like someone who's upset.
- 14:53You came on the show, you actually already told the
- 14:56audience about it, So what's the big deal. It is
- 14:58a unique situation. It's not common for people to have
- 15:02be an open relationship. But it's not common to have
- 15:05someone's boyfriend only be in your household for six months
- 15:08and then have them spend another six months in another
- 15:10state with another girl. It's not common. So you have
- 15:13to take people being shocked and gossiping about it because
- 15:17when they hear the rumbo, it doesn't make sense. And
- 15:20to Rosie points, she heard the rumbo, it just didn't
- 15:22make It didn't make sense, and she wanted the confirmation.
- 15:25I didn't like Kelsey for that reason. She right, you
- 15:28know you would like Rosie. I don't heard Kelsey. Oh
- 15:33I do, Yeah, I do.
- 15:34Speaker 2: So here's what I would say about Kelsey. It's not
- 15:37that I don't like Kelsey. I just think that Kelsey
- 15:40is weak.
- 15:41Speaker 1: But yeah, but I don't. I don't like her. I
- 15:44don't ever thought about that reason.
- 15:46Speaker 2: What you have to sympathize with her because not many
- 15:51people hold on, Like how many people are accepting their
- 15:55motherfucking man cheating on them and they're not doing half go.
- 15:57Speaker 1: She know she ain't gotta work. She will have ten.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Years living in a mansion and she ain't doing. What
- 16:02I alis say is I agree.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I agree. But here's what I will say for her, Well,
- 16:07she should be doing well.
- 16:08Speaker 2: She should have been on the last ten years if
- 16:10she's accepted him cheating, having all these men. Girl, make
- 16:14sure you are in college, make sure you are saving money,
- 16:17make sure you are getting yourself together, starting your business.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Like, do every single thing so that when.
- 16:22Speaker 2: You're ready to leave, you can leave and be like okay,
- 16:25because right now you're so weak and you're so desperate
- 16:28to keeping him because you know what's gonna happen is
- 16:30you gonna go back to being broke. So you're accepting
- 16:32every single thing he does. So It's not that I
- 16:35don't like her. I just feel sorry for her because
- 16:37right now, if somebody was coming out of nowhere and say, hey, David,
- 16:40you ain't got to work, I'm not gonna work, and
- 16:43you can have your little fun on the side, but
- 16:45I will be putting. I will be putting some nuts away.
- 16:48I will be scrolling away some nuts. I don't I
- 16:51don't think she's doing that.
- 16:53Speaker 1: That's for me, not well. She she did make one
- 16:55good decision by joining the showing getting money. She getting
- 16:59this money now, she got she she did make one
- 17:02good decision is she joined the House Lives and you
- 17:05saw that they didn't want his image shown. So clearly
- 17:08he's not a fan of her beyond the show. So
- 17:10she didn't make one smart move. You got a job
- 17:13now and you're getting your own money. I will say
- 17:16by season two, they're not gonna be together. I get
- 17:18by this reunion they're not gonna be together. And she'll
- 17:22be entering her single stage for single two. If the
- 17:24show gets picked up for a season and she's.
- 17:26Speaker 2: Gonna be in an apartment, she is not going to
- 17:28be floating around in opool. She will be in an
- 17:31apartment right now.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Because you. Also, she didn't play it smart either. You won.
- 17:35You not engaged or married.
- 17:36Speaker 2: And you also don't have no baby, so you're not
- 17:38gonna keep her. You're not gonna get it. He was,
- 17:41he knew what he was doing. He then listen, he
- 17:43is a p O M. You know what POM is, No,
- 17:48a pull out master. He having no kids?
- 17:52Speaker 1: What is it? Sorry? Sorry, since we're talking about Kelsey,
- 17:58I just text you a picture of him. His name
- 18:01is John Caprio. Allegedly you always sending me pictures in
- 18:06the middle of good looking man. Okay, that's him. He
- 18:14now like Sylvester Stilone. No, you do not, No, he
- 18:19does not.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Oh he looked at Sevestera Loan, Sevester alone with fifty
- 18:22six you like, you like white Italian man. So that's
- 18:27why you That's why it's Italian. He's okay, yeah, I
- 18:31forgot you are BIRACIALUS.
- 18:33Speaker 1: And then the woman I sent you is the girlfriend
- 18:35who lives in Miami. Her name allegedly is Crystal Canbra.
- 18:40That's her and they when I got the t when
- 18:44I got the both names sent to me, I found him.
- 18:48I said, Okay, that's him. And then when I got
- 18:50Crystal's name. I went to his Instagram page and he
- 18:53does follow Crystal, so allegedly that might be the Miami
- 18:57girl who Crystal in Kelsey look like. That was just
- 18:59saying they look alike. He has and that's why I said.
- 19:04When I saw how Crystal look, I said, he this
- 19:07strong guy. He has a type that has to be
- 19:09her and Rhode Islands small. So I guess the person
- 19:13who sent me the tea knows this person because they
- 19:16sent it to me anonymously with the Instagram account who
- 19:19has zero followers and zero So clearly whoever sent this
- 19:26to me knows them, particularly because there's a couple of
- 19:30my followers who know some of these women in the group.
- 19:33And then also too, someone some another t told me
- 19:36that Kelsey met him, this John guy ten years ago
- 19:40when she was escorting on this website. Who on a
- 19:43escorting website? How do you get this teas? Ooh, it's warm,
- 19:51it's warm. This is why I have so many followers
- 19:53on mister house who I is because I get tea
- 19:55all the time from people. Is about to be summertime
- 19:58and you got me drinking this hot ass tea. I
- 20:02just rose a temperature. Baby is already summertime.
- 20:04Speaker 2: It's good.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Kelsey, and welcome to the comment section. Honey. I'm not
- 20:10done talking about you, so we'll probably be talking about
- 20:13you for the next couple of weeks. Now. The other person,
- 20:15I just want to wrap the show up real quick.
- 20:17The other person who I don't like on the show,
- 20:19Ashley boring. Husband's good looking, she's pretty boring. We can
- 20:23we can get rid of her. We can get rid
- 20:25of her. She does not housewast material. She's from The
- 20:28Bachelor or The Bachelorette, one of those love shows. You know.
- 20:32That's why she's crying. Yeah, and I'm working at Starbucks.
- 20:38It was cute, but I'm not interested. I got here it.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Here's here's why I like that. I actually like that
- 20:44because it shows that they have they of course they
- 20:46have a good money, but for him to be able
- 20:49to like it's hard working. And she's like, oh, he's
- 20:52working one hundred hours one time and blah blah blah,
- 20:54Like you know, that shows me he don't.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Like being around her. Don't like being around.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Her because it's no way to the man. They can't
- 21:03afford to have other people working in he is She's like, oh,
- 21:07I need trying to find a passion. And he's saying,
- 21:09one hundred hours away from you at a fucking coffee chapel.
- 21:12He don't have to, he don't want to be around
- 21:13with you, Ashley. And then why why he's trying to
- 21:16take order? She should get your ass up and go
- 21:18help them.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Won't he's working watching with him. Yeah, brought your laptop
- 21:26and you're yeah, Fi, she can go. I hope this
- 21:28is the one and done season. She only probably got
- 21:30hired because she has she has the most followers. In fact,
- 21:33she's the only one who has. Everyone else has like
- 21:36thirty thousand followers. She has a million followers because she
- 21:38was on the Bacheler or The Bachelor arette one of
- 21:40those love shows, and so she has a docularity. He
- 21:45can he ain't that cute? He can go, he ain't
- 21:48that cute? To look at him? Really cute, He's cute,
- 21:50but not to be cute. And two, I think too,
- 21:55I like now that I'm of age. I'm thirty five
- 21:58years old, and when I say watching these housewives series,
- 22:01I was in the early twenties and these women were
- 22:03in their late thirties and early forties. So I always
- 22:05like to watch older people. And now all these people
- 22:08are my age, and I'm like, oh, I don't like it.
- 22:11I want to watch older people hire people in their fifties,
- 22:14you know, like I want to watch people who are
- 22:16already established, and I don't want to watch people who
- 22:19are My agent starts trying to figure it out. But
- 22:22because there's so many people who can identify and who
- 22:25could connect with them, that's why they're probably going to last.
- 22:29Can I say one thing that cracked me up? Yeah,
- 22:32that Alisha woman. Do you know, like I said, we'd
- 22:34I all look alike how to watch the show twice?
- 22:36But Alisha, she was the one who opened the show
- 22:38with her aunts. I was lasting at the fact that
- 22:42that they were complaining about traveling fifteen fucking minutes to
- 22:46her house. They made it seem like it was like
- 22:49a forty five to one hour dry fifteen fucking minutes,
- 22:54and the one it was like, I could have been
- 22:56to your house and back four times already. This is ridiculous.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Like your family, I don't think Billy liked their family.
- 23:02Billy was looking at them like these motherfuckers.
- 23:09Speaker 1: No, I can't, Alisha. I like your family, and I
- 23:13think that you're gonna be funny in your accent. But
- 23:15I can't waitly like you because I found out last week,
- 23:18but because I got t on you as well last
- 23:20week that you voted for Trump three times. Oh god damn.
- 23:26You donated five hundred and sixty five dollars five hundred
- 23:29and sixty five dollars to both his campaigns in twenty
- 23:33twenty and in twenty twenty four. I gotta stop you.
- 23:38I gotta stop. I gotta stop.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Everybody, anybody who is over a millionaire and they're voting
- 23:44for Trump.
- 23:45Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, because here's why.
- 23:48Speaker 2: For tackle reasons, they don't give up, because they are benefiting.
- 23:51Speaker 1: I am not.
- 23:52Speaker 2: I will not be mad at all your millionaires who
- 23:54wove down the Trump. Who I'm mad at is stupid ass,
- 23:58dumb ass people who give no benefits at all, and
- 24:02only other people only suffering. You're suffering a part of it,
- 24:05and you're voting why because you want to feel elite
- 24:08and you have nothing.
- 24:08Speaker 1: To do with it. The millionaires, I don't care that.
- 24:10All that don't bother me. I just don't like that,
- 24:13you know, friend.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're saying.
- 24:21Speaker 1: That's how That's when I figured out that family guy
- 24:24was based in Rhode Island. Is because the accent Lois
- 24:28has the same accents family guys. I was like, man,
- 24:32I was like, let me say, all right, that's what
- 24:35made me look up for family guys based out of
- 24:37because it's like Lois and her have the same accent.
- 24:39But to your point with the whole with her voting
- 24:42for all the Trumpers, this is the issue when you're
- 24:46a woman, when you're a minority, when when you are
- 24:51I guess poor or not, you know of the one percent.
- 24:55That's when I just look at you definitely, because for you, Alicia,
- 24:58you have a daughter. You know, allegedly the Republican Party
- 25:02is trying to take away women's rights, whether it's abortions, voting,
- 25:06because I don't know if you heard the voting thing.
- 25:07They don't want people who are not married or have
- 25:09the same last name as their husband to vote. So
- 25:12there's things of that nature that they're trying to take
- 25:14away from women. And I get that you want more
- 25:16tax breaks in your paycheck when you voted for him,
- 25:19but you might be taking away things from your daughter
- 25:22in the future. So that's why I'm looking at you definitely, Alicia,
- 25:25because you as a mother and who has a daughter,
- 25:28and you're not even married, Alicia. So according to the
- 25:31Trump Party, I don't think you should be allowed to vote.
- 25:34That's what I think they're thinking about it. So you're
- 25:36you're voting for this chaos. And that's why I'm side
- 25:39out in you in your accent? What was it before
- 25:42you before we move? Alicia, how do you think she is?
- 25:50Sixty eight? Forty? That's what I seel like that, That's
- 25:57that's what happened, and you vote for Trump. That's what
- 26:00happens when you vote for Trump forty.
- 26:02Speaker 2: Well, listen, you gotta do from the least, your least,
- 26:05like all the way. You gotta you gotta rank up.
- 26:07There's one, two, three, four or five with their sixths.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Liz is the most girl I like, and I say, Ashley, Ashley.
- 26:17I can't stand Ashley. She gotta go. She's born snooze fast, Liz,
- 26:22Liz number one? Who's number two? For you? Then I
- 26:29would say, I would say Alicia only because her family
- 26:32is funny one? And then Alicia because Lea's your family
- 26:37is funny as hell. Okay?
- 26:38Speaker 2: Number two? Now your third a sure, Barbara Jane, it's
- 26:49not playing okay. And then I can't do fourth.
- 26:53Speaker 1: I can't do fourth. It's just they all mixed together.
- 26:57I just know Kelsey, Rose and Ashley the last I
- 27:01would say Rosie, Rosie be after Rosie, be after Barbargine.
- 27:05Speaker 2: No, she six dollars bottle one nigga, Okay, I work.
- 27:12Speaker 1: I've done that before. And when I don't know you.
- 27:14If I don't know you.
- 27:16Speaker 2: It's different because you're not on a housewife show. You
- 27:20gonna bring us and these people making one hundred and
- 27:23two hundred thousand dollars.
- 27:24Speaker 1: She did it before the cameras one up. She did it.
- 27:27I guess it wasn't film. So she did it at her.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Oh well, no six dollars, No, no, hell, Now, I'm
- 27:33not bringing those six dollars bottle. I'll bring six out
- 27:36of the bottom line with my people. I know people
- 27:38who you don't know, you easy, bring a bottle, something cute,
- 27:41six dollars. I have stated cards.
- 27:43Speaker 1: I have gift cards that I that I keep so
- 27:46I can regift to people. When I said I have
- 27:48to go, so I get Rosie brought a bouquet of fireworks.
- 27:52Yeah that was that was that was ghetto is hell.
- 27:54And then she brought mowet. She tried to get a
- 27:56little more expensive. I'll bring some mowet. Rosie is cheapest.
- 27:59He she is so messy, she cries.
- 28:03Speaker 2: She is the worst, and I want her to stay
- 28:06around because I need somebody not to like. I wanted
- 28:08to have passionate about not liking somebody, and Rosie is
- 28:11the bitch. I don't not gonna like she is trying
- 28:14to be a victim. She tried to attack people already.
- 28:16She is terrible at trying to bring up drama. Even
- 28:19if the producers tell you do a better job at transitioning. Baby,
- 28:22she is not my get rid of her. Let me
- 28:25give your mind this real quick. Number one j E
- 28:29Joe Ellen, I love her Jae. Actually it's hard for
- 28:33me like any of the rest of the girls. But
- 28:34if I had it, chose somebody. I like Liz because
- 28:38Liz seems like she is I like Liz. She seemed
- 28:41like she just objected, she wanted the right thing. Oh,
- 28:46let me stop you real quick. But Les, one of
- 28:48my followers went to school with her daughter and said
- 28:50that she's actually, Oh, Liz is a real good person.
- 28:52She's like, I love the mother, but she don't. She
- 28:56never drove that boat before.
- 28:57Speaker 1: So he was like, she's drunk. I don't know, she
- 29:02seems a little a little drunk auntie, Yeah you're drunk.
- 29:08I like she was cool. But one of my followers
- 29:13said that he went to high school with her with
- 29:15her step daughter, and Liz is a fun person. So
- 29:17I was like, oh, that's nice to know.
- 29:18Speaker 2: So so so j E. Then Liz, then then Alicia.
- 29:24I like Alicia obvis because I like deal.
- 29:26Speaker 1: I like her. Who's because Alice? Alice? Alicia who she's
- 29:34the one who opened the show. Oh sorry, Well, it's
- 29:39trying to get to know the room out your family. Yeah,
- 29:42I remember these people family. That's why I have to
- 29:46get people nicknamed Liz Dolores.
- 29:53Speaker 2: She got to live together. I actually I don't have
- 29:57an issue with Kelsey. I just want Kelsey to play
- 29:59her cars.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Right.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Don't leave this man, No, don't leave him. She need
- 30:04to stay with him. He already cheating with him. As
- 30:07long as she can get paid.
- 30:09Speaker 1: You even gotta work.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Let's stop crying about now it's time for you. Don't
- 30:11stop crying about it. They're gonna talk about it.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Okay, yep, he is.
- 30:14Speaker 2: But guess what, see the house that I'm living in.
- 30:16He can do what the fuck you want to do,
- 30:18and she need to put a hole in that kindom.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, actually, you know what, I'll be crying too
- 30:23if the Miami girlfriend looks better than me, because I
- 30:27think the Miami girlfriend looks a lot better.
- 30:28Speaker 2: It looks they look like twins. So damn I mean tomato, tomato, God,
- 30:32damn it, potato.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Crystal, you look better. And you know what, Crystal, you,
- 30:37Crystal File, I requested you on Instagram. Accept my request.
- 30:42I will find out who the showrunner is on Rhoda
- 30:46Rhode Island Housewives, and I would get you on that
- 30:48show for season two. I'll be watching if she's at
- 30:53it on season two. Crystal, accept my request on Instagram
- 30:56and we can talk because I want you on season two.
- 30:59Let's get this messy. Mm So are you here for
- 31:05the second episode? I'm not sure if I'm watching. I am.
- 31:10Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about it because I finally am on
- 31:13a housewife show. I finally followed something from the beginning
- 31:16that I get a cheer as a comment from all
- 31:19y'all who've been.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Following this page, how awesome in my background? Quiet?
- 31:23Speaker 2: You know what, because I normally don't watch this ship.
- 31:25I'm here because my best friend is on this show
- 31:28and I like.
- 31:29Speaker 1: Talking shit for him.
- 31:30Speaker 2: So guess what this time, I'm gonna follow this motherfucker show.
- 31:34Speaker 1: You're gonna hear me. You're going to hear me. I
- 31:36got notes and ship I even care, no, y'all. Episode
- 31:41two comes on this Sunday, right after the premiere of
- 31:45Row House was of Atlanta. Now that's another show that
- 31:49we will have to watch too, Davide, because Kate Michelle
- 31:53is now on the Atlanta Housewife. She is now holding
- 31:56a peach and that comes on at eight PM on Sunday,
- 31:59and Roal Island Housewives comes on at nine right after.
- 32:03And michelle teeth are big. Well, she got a big head,
- 32:06so it matches with her head. Cay Michelle, just when
- 32:08you're a small person, you have to go big or
- 32:10go home. So then her husband's a dentist. Her husband's
- 32:14a dentist, so he culick fixed those if he really
- 32:17loved that. But I'm excited for the Housewives premiere because
- 32:20I'm excited since I've seen clips of k Michelle, and
- 32:24the clips that I've seen has seen three clips with
- 32:27her and the other group members or the other cast members.
- 32:30Looks real fun and real good, so I can't wait
- 32:32to see the premiere. This Sunday came. Michelle and Pinky
- 32:36Cole are the two new housewives Davide. Pinky Coal she
- 32:41just lost her house last week to she went went
- 32:45into foreclosure. They changed a lots to her house and
- 32:49and she glad to be on a show.
- 32:54Speaker 2: Listen did that happen before the show was recorded or
- 32:58after was recorded?
- 32:59Speaker 1: This just happen and last week or two weeks ago,
- 33:02the show was filming. The show stopped filming in November
- 33:07or December, so the show has already rapped. But since
- 33:11the wrapping, she has filed bankruptcy, has lost her business,
- 33:17her Slutty Vegan restaurant, and now she has lost her home.
- 33:20She lost Sloody Vegan. So who got Sludy Vegan now
- 33:25the people who she owed the money to because she
- 33:27stopped paying around it. It's called owned the building. She yeah,
- 33:32I mean, so she's not like it's closed down. She
- 33:35had a file for Chapter eleven bacruantcy. She lost the
- 33:39building to her restaurant. It's shut down. And then last
- 33:42week or two weeks ago, they took a lean on
- 33:46her house and they changed the lock center. Is she
- 33:49not using the money from the damn show? What's she
- 33:52doing the money with? Well, when you're a new housewife,
- 33:54you don't really get paid that much. You get paid
- 33:56like they start. She usually out fifty thousand, So what's
- 33:58that going to be if she old no, a season,
- 34:02you don't get paid that much for your first season.
- 34:04Came a show? Probably a season, came a show, Probably
- 34:08getting paid a lot because she's an already established reality star.
- 34:11But for these new women, that's the reason why they
- 34:13fire veteran housewives to be on the show for twelve
- 34:16years because they're getting two million dollars when they can
- 34:18hire a new housewife and pay them fifty thousand. So
- 34:22whenever a housewife gets fired like a veteran housewife, it's
- 34:24because of financial reasons. Why why keep paying this person
- 34:28two million dollars when we can add someone to pay
- 34:31them fifty So Pinky isn't making monch from me. On
- 34:35top of that, that's not including your your you have
- 34:39to pay here my makeup stylists, So you're not really
- 34:42seeing that fifty thousand. You're not because you have to
- 34:45actually pay all these people during the show, and you
- 34:48have to have make sure you have a stylist because
- 34:50you have interviews, you have scenes, so you need a stylist.
- 34:53You need a makeup you need a makeup artist, you
- 34:54need a hair stylist. So it goes. When I interviewed,
- 34:58I interviewed a couple housewives, and and that's all they
- 35:00say is that they really don't see them when you're
- 35:02when you're when you're first starting out, you don't see
- 35:04the money. You have to be on seasons for years
- 35:06and to start seeing money. But yeah, so Pinky, I'm
- 35:11really sorry that this is all happening to you. This year.
- 35:14Twenty twenty six is not a good year. But hopefully, uh,
- 35:18this will turn for you once a show starts airing
- 35:21and you can start getting bookings and things of that nature.
- 35:25Oh we already thirty six seven minutes and oh my god.
- 35:27All right, let's talk like a ship. So yeah, please
- 35:33pick Oh no, I don't I don't know how to
- 35:35do that. I'm sorry, I don't know that. You do,
- 35:37you lying fucker? Chili from TLC. Now TLC is going
- 35:44on tour. They're going on tour with Salt and Pepper
- 35:47and in Vogue and you know I love TLC is
- 35:49one of my favorite groups. I have every album I
- 35:51know almost just TC. Don't say that that was there
- 35:55because when they perform Waterfalls and they have the Lisa,
- 35:59you know, the verse they include. I went to their concert.
- 36:02Lisa still raps. You know, Lisa LEFTI Lopez the l
- 36:09So she's still there. Anyways, Chili is Chili, the CEA
- 36:13and TLC Chili. She's under fire right now because she
- 36:18started with her sharing a negative post about Michelle Obama
- 36:21and fans are very shocked about the post she shared.
- 36:23When she was aware of what she shared, she said
- 36:26that she accidentally shared it. She pro you know on Instagram,
- 36:29is that retweet button or whatever? Is that retweet? You
- 36:32know what I'm talking about Instagram. So she said she
- 36:34accidentally hit that button and she didn't know. But then
- 36:37I her to notice that she likes many mega content,
- 36:43and then fans noticed that she follows many MAGA Republican
- 36:48Party members, including Trump, including other people who support Trump.
- 36:56And then she also made a post on Instagram saying
- 36:58that she is not MAGA and that she'll never support them. However,
- 37:04last year, her co her bandmate t Boz. That's a
- 37:09t in TLC said. Is a video of Ta bo
- 37:13saying that Chili voted for Trump. She said it, she
- 37:16said my band she said, my bandmate voted for Trump.
- 37:19That's what she said last year. So, Chili, I don't
- 37:22know why you even put that message out there saying
- 37:24that you're not maga when the receipts are receiving. You
- 37:28are following people who are maga. You are reposting things,
- 37:32and Tea bos, who you've been in this band for
- 37:35since the nineties for over thirty years, even sat out
- 37:38her mouth in an interview that you voted for Trump.
- 37:41And there's nothing wrong with it. One thing we don't like.
- 37:44We don't like liars, So just say it.
- 37:46Speaker 2: Stand on I mean, just stand on business. Yeah, I
- 37:49mean not gonna like your ass, But that don't mean
- 37:50you gotta.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Start running from them, because we're gonna keep.
- 37:53Speaker 2: On diggit and keep on seeing that you're a liar,
- 37:55and keep on not liking you even more.
- 37:57Speaker 1: Because I think too she's trying to say faced because
- 38:00she has an upcoming concert and now InVogue and so
- 38:05I'm pepper. They're jeopardized. They're in jeopardy because people may
- 38:08not want to come to this concert knowing that Chile
- 38:11is a mega you know, a lot of you know,
- 38:13they have a lot of blacks followers, so you know,
- 38:16black people, a lot of black people don't fuck with Magas.
- 38:20So I don't know. I don't know if if their
- 38:22tickets will be ticketing. I don't know if people will
- 38:25be going. Unfortunately, I will be out of town when
- 38:28they're coming to a city near me, so I won't
- 38:31be able to make it. But I don't know if
- 38:33I would go. I don't know. But then I can't
- 38:36even I don't have any room to judge because half
- 38:39these housewives that I watch and support are MAGA. So
- 38:42who am I to really, you know say? And then
- 38:45this week too, Nick Cannon also said that he fucks
- 38:48with Trump and that the Democrat Party is part of
- 38:51the KKK. So now, Nick Cannon also was coming out
- 38:56as a Trump supporter and a law with his BFF
- 39:01and Burros, which you already knew that she was a
- 39:03MAGA supporter. I actually was having a discussion with a
- 39:08friend recently, and when Trump won this election, I was
- 39:13really angry about it. You were on this podcast. JT
- 39:17was still on this podcast and we actually spoke about it.
- 39:22I spoke out about Trump winning and I said some
- 39:25things and we had a major backlash. I had a
- 39:27thousand people send me dms, and it's because they didn't
- 39:30I guess. We have a lot of MAGA listeners, and
- 39:34I told them I don't want your support. I don't
- 39:37want you listened listening YadA, YadA, YadA. But now that
- 39:41we are over a year in with Trump being present,
- 39:45I now have a change of heart with actually talking
- 39:48to MAGA because at this point I think I'm just
- 39:49numb to it. It is what it is. U see's
- 39:51in office, He's making changes. I will still still side
- 39:55eye people when they say they voted for him, but
- 39:58I won't be as crew and nasty to you like
- 40:02I was when he first got into office two years ago.
- 40:05What's your thoughts if you have any thoughts? Do you
- 40:07have any thoughts? So, I mean not much.
- 40:10Speaker 2: All I can say is I'm not frustrated if a
- 40:13person wants to vothe war but they want to both
- 40:16like I'm not going to this, Oh you, I'm not
- 40:17gonna stop talking to me, But what I will say
- 40:19is this, you should really understand what is your values
- 40:25and compare your values, your real values, to what he's done.
- 40:30Speaker 1: And also to please just look at facts. Don't stop
- 40:34looking at so much news articles.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Look at the pure government facts of your administration.
- 40:40Speaker 1: That's it.
- 40:41Speaker 2: And if you still decide that you want to do,
- 40:44that's what you want to do. But do I think
- 40:46that you'd be somebody who I will won't be closely
- 40:48associated with. Absolutely not. Not because of your political views.
- 40:52Is because there's no way you can be associated with
- 40:55something with values that has nothing to do with being.
- 40:58Speaker 1: A good person. It's nothing to do with being a
- 41:01good person.
- 41:02Speaker 2: I just want people just to do research, be a
- 41:04good person, and you would if you're a good person,
- 41:07you wouldn't vote for Donald Trump.
- 41:08Speaker 1: That's it. Earlier but earlier you said that you understand
- 41:15why billionaires do it, so oh billionaires. Yeah, but shouldn't
- 41:20you have the same understanding for listen, Okay, all right,
- 41:28that's fair. I mean I'm trying to I have I
- 41:31have a follower, I don't. We never talked, but he
- 41:34d ms me a lot. He shows me so much love.
- 41:37He's Puerto Rican and he is a macus porter, and
- 41:40he's a gay and he swears at everything that I
- 41:45say that you know, Trump's hates minorities, Trump's wants to
- 41:49take away gay rights. He swears that Trump is not
- 41:51doing any of that stuff, even though I have proof
- 41:55and I always share proof. But he loves Trump being
- 41:59a gay Puerto Rican and and it's really a gay
- 42:01Puerto Rican. Tell me to get pulled, tell me to
- 42:04get pulled over and now and see how. And he's
- 42:09a big mac and supporter. He loves Trump. So I
- 42:12don't know. I'm trying to be understanding. But that's all
- 42:15I gotta say, Chilling, just be honest and uh move on,
- 42:18So go walk on your upcoming tour. I used to
- 42:20love Chillis is.
- 42:21Speaker 2: A huge crush on her, especially during the Usher one
- 42:23when during an usher days, remember early nineties.
- 42:26Speaker 1: You got it, you got it bad? I think that's
- 42:28she was on that song. She was, she was, no,
- 42:31she was in the video. She was in the video,
- 42:33and then he cheated on her. M hm should and
- 42:36that's when he that's when he made the song confessions.
- 42:40Speaker 2: So and when you say that you love him and
- 42:44you really don't and everything I used to mar Oh,
- 42:46that's not it, that's not I'm sorry.
- 42:48Speaker 1: And on top of that, Chilie. Your son is married
- 42:51to an Asian woman, you have a bit, they have
- 42:55a baby, your grand child is biracial. You just gotta
- 43:00think about, like, you know, you're voting for people to
- 43:03buy a budding for Trump. You're voting for people to
- 43:05be deported. And I don't know if the I don't
- 43:07know anything about you know, if the if the girlfriend
- 43:10is you know, illegal, or the parents are illegal. I'm
- 43:13just saying, but but what if they have family that
- 43:16is being you know, deported. What if your son's girlfriend
- 43:19baby mother has family that's being deported. That's what you
- 43:21voted for. Just just say a gently, just you let's
- 43:25stick to Trump because he fired one of his BFFs. Hmmm.
- 43:29Pam Bonder should have fed her ass after she done
- 43:34lied for over a year about the Epstein friends, how
- 43:41she has tried to cover Trump's but by saying she
- 43:45did not her and her team did not take out
- 43:48Trump's name out of the list, and Trump fired her.
- 43:52And not only did they fire her, Trump threw her
- 43:54picture off the wall and through it in the garbage,
- 43:56and they took a picture of it and posted it
- 43:58on Twitter. Waito, Pam, wait, what does she do? Are
- 44:06you not listening. I just said it, Oh making head listen.
- 44:11Tell that's the ruining of my fucking joke. You're ruining
- 44:14the whole humor of it all by saying she threw
- 44:17the trash. She really too his picture of the trash.
- 44:20Let me tell it again. Trump fired Pam Bondy. I
- 44:25heard that part. I know that one took the picture
- 44:28off of the wall. I guess of all the people
- 44:30who are still working for him, for him, he took
- 44:32the picture and threw it in the trash and uploaded
- 44:34the picture in the trash onto Twitter. He did did
- 44:39he did that? That's fun? He did it. Okay, that's
- 44:44what you get. Pam, go ahead, that's thank you. Say
- 44:47it again, DEVI say it again, Say one more time.
- 44:49Speaker 2: That's exactly what you ass get trying to cover for
- 44:51a man who don't give a fuck about you. But
- 44:54you know what, everybody who voting for him the same way.
- 44:57How he's doing to all these people who are claimed
- 45:00to be so smart and so intelligent. He easily throw
- 45:03them right away when they no longer fit his his plan,
- 45:08his idea that he had thrown away. He wants loyalty,
- 45:11but he does not give any loyalty away. You think
- 45:14he don't give any loyalty to any one of you'll asses?
- 45:16Speaker 1: Nope? What yah? So good? She may be facing jail
- 45:25time for tampering with evidence for the Epstein files. I
- 45:27think she will be so Pam, don't expect to be
- 45:31what's the word when when e sponge? But don't exc
- 45:34have to be pardoned. He already fired you because I
- 45:36think he wouldn't have fired you if if he was
- 45:39going to pardon you. So don't be expected to be
- 45:41pardon and yeah, so you get what you you get
- 45:46what you get. You get what you you get what
- 45:48you give. That's the same you get what you give. Pam.
- 45:52Some I just have to bring that up. I just
- 45:54think it's so funny. Well I don't want to laugh
- 45:56anyone getting fired, but no, no, she deserves it. M
- 46:01And our last topic, uh, your uncle Tiger Woods got
- 46:08another do uhy mm? But this time he wasn't I
- 46:13used I used to really like Tiger Woods. I know
- 46:16you did. But this time, you know he wasn't drunk.
- 46:21He had his first DUI in May of twenty seventeen.
- 46:25He wasn't drunk this time, but he was high on pills.
- 46:29Flipped over his car. Just just a picture of the car.
- 46:31That was the nicest flipped I've ever seen. The car
- 46:34wasn't really damaged. It just looked like like, you know,
- 46:36just looked like this was like slightly like someone just
- 46:39placed it like that. Like I didn't see. No, the
- 46:41card looked perfect to me. He was arrested on Mayle.
- 46:46Oh that's why he didn't wanted to git no piss test. Yeah,
- 46:49he didn't want to take no. He didn't want to
- 46:51take a heroine test because he did a breathalyzer. He
- 46:54passed a breathalyzer, but when they started to do you know,
- 46:57the finger check and walk straight, he couldn't do it.
- 46:59And then I think he started doing the hokey pokey
- 47:01some something like that, some bullshit. But they found drugs
- 47:05in his pockets. Once they booked him, I forgot what
- 47:08the drugs were. It was a pain a pain a
- 47:11pain killer, was a painkiller. He had surgery recently recently
- 47:14and he has some pain killers on him. And then
- 47:17he reviewed review refused the yarine test. Uh So he
- 47:21was booked with the d UI. I say Tiger. He
- 47:25was on the phone with uh A Trump when the
- 47:27police came up to him. But you know what, Trump,
- 47:30Tiger if you're listening, and Trump, if you're listening, I
- 47:33think Tiger should be Trump's chauffeur. I think that he
- 47:36should be trumps show. I think that he should get
- 47:40Trump a car. I didn't say that. I just said
- 47:45I just think that Trump. I think he should be
- 47:47Trump's chauffeur.
- 47:50Speaker 2: Why the fuck does he not have a chauffeur. You
- 47:52are a billionaire, Tiger Woods, you are a billionaire. Why
- 47:57the hell are you driving at all?
- 48:01Speaker 1: He was off and it was right up the street
- 48:04from his house, so he was only up two miles
- 48:06from his home, So.
- 48:08Speaker 2: What the hell he bumped that? He just his car
- 48:11flips over so softly? What did he hit that he
- 48:14even flipped hard? Like to your point, it wasn't even scratched, Like.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Did you did you see that? They were making a
- 48:25big deal that Trump's granddaughter lived across the street from
- 48:30where his car flipped over, allegedly, And I'm like, what
- 48:34is Trump's grandaughter I do with this incident? Y'all? Just
- 48:36say so what? Let's I name all the other people
- 48:39that live in the same area. Who cares? Who cares?
- 48:44Trump is another MAGA supporter. So he was calling Trump
- 48:48to probably get pardoned, and uh, who knows if you
- 48:50will get pardon. But Tiger, get help, get help, all right.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Or just call them uber black. I get uber blacks.
- 49:00I don't make it, and I'm not nowhere near a
- 49:01fucking million or or a billionaire, and I get uber blacks.
- 49:05Get uber black, you get professional drivers, you're a billionaire.
- 49:07Stop driving.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Let's talk about no. No, let's promote that, Davide, because when
- 49:14let's all the people who call a party, when when
- 49:17you are drinking and when you are doing drugs, don't
- 49:19get behind the wheel. We have we have vehicles that
- 49:23live that will Helbert get home cabs. Come on, there's
- 49:27so many options for you not to get it to
- 49:30uy and not to kill somebody or kill yourself. Either
- 49:34take advantage of every amenity that we have, Like Davide said,
- 49:40left uber, a cab, a bus, walk, Stop getting behind
- 49:45the wheel. Come on, think smart, think smart, because you
- 49:49could take away your life or someone else's, and I'm
- 49:52sure that nobody wants to do that. Ever. So Tiger
- 49:57go to jail. I hope you go to jail. Just
- 49:59a second to you, why go to jail in nine
- 50:02years nine years. Yeah, so jesus, well that was our
- 50:08show to DDE. We talked a lot. Uh that's a
- 50:13good show. Are you with us? Well?
- 50:18Speaker 2: I was just thinking, like these people are really all
- 50:23the Ubers, all these drivers, people aren't just good at
- 50:25the getting like still getting dys right now, years and
- 50:29years ago when like you in the middle of nowhere
- 50:31you can find tacks.
- 50:32Speaker 1: You can't get it. M h. Now, it's like ubers,
- 50:36you have it on your phone, get them to come
- 50:39to you. We all taken ubers where you drop your pen,
- 50:42where you want to be picked up. It's accessible. And
- 50:46I think it's worldwide or nationwide at that and.
- 50:49Speaker 2: Everywhere because in Mexico they got in Driver, a thing
- 50:53called in Driver they have like it's apps all over
- 50:56the world that does what Uber does.
- 50:57Speaker 1: It's like, I don't, I don't get it. They even
- 51:00have we you know WEG is the car that drives
- 51:02by itself, So they even have that now.
- 51:04Speaker 2: So listen, you know, every time you ask got some
- 51:11kind of name, I did double. Every time you got
- 51:17some kind of motherfucking I got a double check it.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Man, you may have to double chuck back. I'll give
- 51:23you that one. I don't think it's called WeGo with
- 51:26the college got degrees for what? For what? Motherfucker? I'll
- 51:31tell you for what because I ain't getting no fucking WeGo.
- 51:34I ain't getting no car that don't have no driver.
- 51:36I tell you that's for what? Wow? All right? They
- 51:39even have one in Vegas. They have a small little
- 51:41two car car. Only two people can get in it
- 51:44and it self drives. And I'm like, I ain't getting
- 51:46in that. Motherfucker. I know, I know who do need want?
- 51:49Speaker 2: Motherfucking Liz, because Liz, she gives me drunk anti who
- 51:54I remember me saying this right now, Liz.
- 51:56Speaker 1: From you keep talking about these people? He did that
- 51:59earlier off the he said ash was I said, what
- 52:02the fuck is Ashley? You're saying that if we know
- 52:04these people personally ship well, I've been I've been a
- 52:08mold down. I'm in a mold now.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Once that g invested, ill, I'll be on it.
- 52:18Speaker 1: Liz saying is if we personally know her? Like what
- 52:20the fuck is? Good? Don't know the you are? I
- 52:22don't know this? Motherfuckers? Who are you talking about that? Liz? Okay?
- 52:29I can't stand anyway. I can't. We're watching on Sunday
- 52:32and then we want to watch Housewives up Pamer on
- 52:34Sunday as well. He actually gotta go, Rosie, gotta go. Alicia. Guy.
- 52:42Speaker 2: Honestly, the only person I like Liz Joela and I
- 52:46like Kelsey because Kelsey gonna have more drama to come.
- 52:49So Kelsey got more drama to come because you know,
- 52:52listen week week I gotta do he can we can?
- 52:57Speaker 1: I give me free a little bit, I can call
- 52:58you back, so then that I'm gonna be Yeah, you
- 53:02can call me. I'm just joking with him, all right, guys, Well,
- 53:05thanks for listening to this week's podcast, and then we
- 53:08will be No, it's comic co we all took a poop.
- 53:12I mean, you call an hour going, you call me.
- 53:14I was on the toilet myself all right there. Now
- 53:16we both were said that we took a dookie today.
- 53:19I take one three times a day, so I'd like
- 53:21to tell people that. And that's another reason why I
- 53:23want I want my own room when we go where
- 53:25we go because as much as I poop, I poop
- 53:27a lot a lot. Oh, when do we go where
- 53:30we go?
- 53:30Speaker 2: Sometime in the next couple of years, then can't say
- 53:33where we're going. We're going whatever country that we're going to,
- 53:39or more city replaced or tow or village or.
- 53:45Speaker 1: Yes, mm hmmm, mm hmmm. That's another reason I want
- 53:49my own room. Because I poop pool smell so bad.
- 53:52You do no no, And then when I do it,
- 53:54sometimes it seems I make noise. You know, it makes
- 53:57noise down there?
- 53:58Speaker 2: Okay, we see next week. Oh my god, I'm just saying.
- 54:02Speaker 1: That's why I want my own roof. I have reasons
- 54:03for it. I don't want people to hear or smell.
- 54:06I have reasons for wanting my own room. So all right,
- 54:09God right bye. Because you're nasty, You're a nasty holl.
- 54:13You have a nasty, funky holl. So all right, everyone
- 54:17take care, no drinking and driving. Order or order order
- 54:21an Uber left or a Wago Wow some more lyft
- 54:25as well or left lift. I do. I like Lyft? Okay,
- 54:33Uber right? Is it cheaper? Which which one? A cheaper
- 54:37Uber left? I've never done a left.
- 54:40Speaker 2: Whoever, Whoever's gonna give us a small ship? That's my
- 54:42favorite one.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Yeah, even it's with you too, Wago we go, we
- 54:49go wave for I don't give a damn okay we
- 54:51go wago. Alright, bye y'all, Bye bye. The third calm
- 55:02an Act project of Gartad is one postical row and
- 55:09repenting