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313: Sister Wives Rewind - Four Wives in Two RVs (S7 E6) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Criting. I'm Dahlia. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Apparently we are here getting back into our Sister Wives. Honey, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we are jumping. We are diving back into season seven.
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  Speaker 1: This is the season of the Shark Tank. Yes, this
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're about to get into season seven, episode six,
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  Speaker 1: where we're taking the long ass torturous coroad trip to
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  Speaker 1: Missouri or whatever. But before we get into it, I
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  Speaker 1: have to ask you if you have a takeaway, Beatrice.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess my takeaway it might be a little
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  Speaker 3: long winded. But Christine had made a comment about how
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  Speaker 3: her older kids were not on the trip and therefore
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  Speaker 3: couldn't help her parent her children because she can't parent
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  Speaker 3: her own kids by herself.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I just had nineteen children, but I can't possibly
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  Speaker 1: parent them.
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  Speaker 3: I need three of my other children to parent them
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  Speaker 3: for me, and they didn't come. But I noticed that
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  Speaker 3: Robin's nanny was there in the background, indeed, And so
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering now if that comment about her kids not
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  Speaker 3: being there to help her out was like maybe a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of a dig to Robin because Robin had
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  Speaker 3: to bring her nanny there, and I'm like, why do
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  Speaker 3: you have to bring the nanny though you got all
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  Speaker 3: these other sister wives that could help.
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  Speaker 1: You well, And they didn't frame it like she was
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  Speaker 1: the nanny. This is Mindy. And I saw that, like
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  Speaker 1: on the lower left hand side of the screen it
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  Speaker 1: said in Robin's niece, as if it's Cody's niece. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And it made me wonder too whether Mindy has already
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  Speaker 1: been installed as the nanny in Robin's home. And it's
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  Speaker 1: just weird to me that we get to see into
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  Speaker 1: Janelle's home and Christine's home and sometimes Mary's home, but
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  Speaker 1: like we never really know what's going on with Robin,
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  Speaker 1: who's in the home, what are they doing?
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  Speaker 3: But here's Mindy, I know, and she's on the trip
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, why, So she's staying in the hotel
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  Speaker 3: room with you and your kids, Yes, taking care of
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  Speaker 3: him while you and Cody go fuck in the shower. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: Like that's what's happening. Gross.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have a takeaway as well, and in this
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  Speaker 1: episode we see Robin lose her shit because it's cold. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: as if you can't look up the weather before you
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  Speaker 1: take a road trip like the rest of us do,
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  Speaker 1: as if you can't just pack a coat and be warm. No,
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  Speaker 1: she gets upset. She uses vulgarity, which I don't think
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  Speaker 1: is that's what Mormons are supposed to do. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's in their Bible or whatever. But in the
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  Speaker 1: same episode, we also see Garrison get upset at Isabelle
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  Speaker 1: over something really little and he's a little pissed and
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  Speaker 1: he acts out. He says something and Cody and the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the family come down on Garrison like a
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  Speaker 1: ton of bricks. But with Robin, we're just gonna laugh
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  Speaker 1: it off, and it's just like, oh my god, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't like snow. But with Garrison, let's pile
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  Speaker 1: on this young boy and make him feel like shit
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  Speaker 1: through the whole episode, from the top of the episode
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  Speaker 1: when they're leaving, all the way to the end of
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  Speaker 1: the episode, Garrison was getting it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was actually really sad for me watching this
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  Speaker 3: episode because I'm like, man, this is not aging well whatsoever,
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  Speaker 3: and it sucks that this is like one of the
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  Speaker 3: episodes that memorializes his memory, is his family just coming
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  Speaker 3: down on him for having an attitude like a regular teenager.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder why he has an attitude. It's not even
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  Speaker 1: like regular teenager stuff. It's because he's part of a ha.
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  Speaker 1: It's because he has one thousand other siblings. It's because
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  Speaker 1: you are yet again making him go on this godfirst
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  Speaker 1: saken road trip across America with all your crazy asses,
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  Speaker 1: and you just want to have him sit there and
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  Speaker 1: shut up. Kids don't do that, No, And when kids
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  Speaker 1: express themselves, we don't jump all over them. I was
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  Speaker 1: like pissed about it, me too. And here's Robin acting
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  Speaker 1: like a complete see you next Tuesday for real.
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  Speaker 2: As a grown adult.
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  Speaker 1: But she gets a pass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, because I like the snow.
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  Speaker 1: She's mean.
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  Speaker 3: I know, she's a big old bitch.
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  Speaker 1: We kind of got a glimpse of her in this episode.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of interesting also when they were talking
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  Speaker 1: about the shark tanks stuff. I saw her jaw. Did
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  Speaker 1: you see her job?
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  Speaker 3: It was hard?
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  Speaker 1: It was real hard. It was a hard Easter Island job. Okay, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I told you, Irreverend Rude offensive. Without any further ado,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into our Sister Wives rewind, where we go
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  Speaker 1: back through the cash records of the Browns Season seven,
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  Speaker 1: episode six.
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  Speaker 3: Entitled four Wives and two RV's.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because Mary and Robin get to stay at the hotel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have to sleep with all those pesky children.
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  Speaker 3: No, they just got to drive with them. And then
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go hang out in the hotel and take
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  Speaker 3: a real shower.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Have fun.
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  Speaker 3: Sucks to suck. But yet we have the family going
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  Speaker 3: on another fucking road trip to Springfield, Missouri, all the
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  Speaker 3: way from Las Vegas, which just sounds absolutely hellish and horrible.
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  Speaker 3: I would never want to do this. You have all
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  Speaker 3: of the kids like complaining about it, especially the older
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  Speaker 3: ones because they're going on spring break. So of course,
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  Speaker 3: none of the teenagers that would love to just be
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  Speaker 3: out with their friends partying at the eye hoop or whatever. No,
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  Speaker 3: they gotta go cram themselves into two RVs and drive
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  Speaker 3: for four fucking days to Springfield, Missouri to meet these
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  Speaker 3: booty ass polygamists that are not regular Mormon polygamists.
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  Speaker 1: They're sexual devia. They're sexual literally sexual divia.
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  Speaker 3: They're biblical polygamists, okay, aka the Garrick Maryfields Springfield misery.
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  Speaker 3: And we're gonna go meet them for TV show content.
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  Speaker 3: And we have everybody like packing everything up in the
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  Speaker 3: cold a sack, and of course it's pandemonium and nobody
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  Speaker 3: is prepared. Nobody's even fully packed. You have people packing
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  Speaker 3: like the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Of Mary's ready. Yeah, well, Mary's ready an hour early.
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  Speaker 2: Because all Mary has to do is packed.
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  Speaker 1: Sheep that shit going on, and nobody gives a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody cares, just waiting alone in the could a sack, crying.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty ready, and Cody's trotting around the cold a sack
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  Speaker 3: getting pissed off at everybody for not being on time
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  Speaker 3: and not being packed and not being ready, and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna leave at nine am sharp, and of course
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  Speaker 3: they don't leave until like ten ten thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Does nobody have pattern recognition? I mean, we've just been
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  Speaker 1: hanging out with them for this is our seventh season
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  Speaker 1: in the timeline, and we know that these road trips
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  Speaker 1: never work out. Well. Remember when you all work fleeing
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  Speaker 1: Utah and relocating to Vegas and you had nineteen flat
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  Speaker 1: tires on the way. You were screaming and yelling at
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  Speaker 1: each other, and then of course there was nouvu where
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  Speaker 1: Mary had to plan out the entire thing and you
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  Speaker 1: were always late, and it was always terrible yep. And
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  Speaker 1: Cody was stomping around the entire time, verbally abusing his
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  Speaker 1: children and wives.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And so we think this is gonna be a good time, yes,
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  Speaker 1: for a spring break. It's gonna be great, and you
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  Speaker 1: can't anticipate. Well, actually they do anticipate it, because Cody
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  Speaker 1: says that anytime we do something like this, there's always
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  Speaker 1: anxiety yep, because there's gonna be some drama, and so
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  Speaker 1: we're trying to figure out how to like calm down
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  Speaker 1: and just have a good time. Well, news flash, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: No, not at all, No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Cody, You're gonna get sprayed with poop.
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  Speaker 2: This is the best part. This is the best part.
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  Speaker 1: I've been watching with you now for multiple years.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: This is one of the best things I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm telegraphing id. I'm just like, if ever
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  Speaker 1: there was a man who deserved to be sprayed in
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  Speaker 1: the face with fecal matter and urine liquid shit, Cody
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  Speaker 1: Whin Brown.
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  Speaker 3: It was awesome, Oliver show everything.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Jesus. Every once in a while, Jesus does
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  Speaker 1: us as solid.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that was the best part of this whole episode. Seriously.
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  Speaker 3: The next best part of this episode was the whole
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  Speaker 3: family business meeting though, right before the road trip.
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  Speaker 2: So while everybody's.
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  Speaker 3: Packing and getting ready and ultimately going to be late
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  Speaker 3: for this trip, they decide to take like a little
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  Speaker 3: break and go have a business meeting at Mary's house
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  Speaker 3: in her sad living room with her ugly cow.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of space there.
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  Speaker 2: There is a lot of space.
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  Speaker 3: There's no people there because no one lives there. But
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  Speaker 3: we're sitting in her booty ass living room with her
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  Speaker 3: booty ass furniture.
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  Speaker 1: From the consignments. Cody like it, so I bought this weird.
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  Speaker 3: Couch that's totally financed on some credit card or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But their meeting to.
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  Speaker 3: Talk about their last investors meeting, so to recap everybody,
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  Speaker 3: when they had their little shark tank episode, I think
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  Speaker 3: it was like a couple episodes before this one. The
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  Speaker 3: investors said that they would give maybe two hundred and
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  Speaker 3: fifty to five hundred thousand dollars. It was so good
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  Speaker 3: within four to six weeks of their shark Tank meeting. Well,
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  Speaker 3: but it's been eight weeks and they haven't gotten any money,
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  Speaker 3: and so Robin's pissed off. She's mad, she's big.
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  Speaker 1: Mad, she's entitled as well, and she's like, well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: we should just go with somebody else. Who who you
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  Speaker 1: gonna go with politically? Who's gonna invest in your rinky
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  Speaker 1: dank little website where you sell polygamous jewelry for one
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars for like a little cheap ass silver chain.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't no nobody, Ain't no one gonna invest in that.
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  Speaker 3: And I do think it's hilarious that we had the
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  Speaker 3: investors on tape being like, yeah, we're gonna give you
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  Speaker 3: this money, and then.
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  Speaker 2: They never fucking did, which is pretty great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and you kind of knew it because they give
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  Speaker 1: such a range of what they're going to invest. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna invest anywhere from to one hundred and fifty thousand
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  Speaker 1: to five hundred thousand. That's a that's a lot, very
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  Speaker 1: big range. And then we're gonna see like what the
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  Speaker 1: business does, and we're gonna see whether we can invest
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  Speaker 1: some more capital in your business. And then they're just
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  Speaker 1: ghosting them. They are leaving the Browns on red. It's awesome,
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  Speaker 1: And Robin just doesn't understand how this can possibly be.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand No, I had a burning bosom when
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  Speaker 1: I stole that idea from the other website that sells
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  Speaker 1: polygamous clothes and jewelry. I had a burning bosom that
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  Speaker 1: this is how we're gonna save our family. You don't understand,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get it. She's like lost in the sauce.
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  Speaker 1: She is huffing her own farts. Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 3: Robin's straight up. And when we were watching this like
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  Speaker 3: little business meeting, I was thinking, like, Robin is so
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  Speaker 3: tied to this. I don't even know if it's because
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  Speaker 3: she believes in like the business itself, or if it's
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  Speaker 3: she's tied into it because she wants the family to
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  Speaker 3: think that she's useful, or that she's like doing something
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  Speaker 3: productive other than stealing Cody away for midnight fucks or.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, sucking off the teeps of ELC.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is, because otherwise, like, why is
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  Speaker 3: she so tied to this? She seems so serious about
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  Speaker 3: my sister wife's clauset.
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  Speaker 1: She's got her notepad because I'm a businesswoman. I've dressed
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  Speaker 1: for this right meeting in Mary's living room. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's just a ploy for Robin to
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  Speaker 3: be like, no, but like, I do contribute to the
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  Speaker 3: family because I have a business idea. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: be very, very successful with it.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is is that she's picking up on something,
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  Speaker 1: but she's too dumb to understand how to execute it.
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  Speaker 1: And the something she's picking up on is the fact
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  Speaker 1: that millions of people are watching her show. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: there's gotta be a way that we can monetize this
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  Speaker 1: for our benefit, like Bethany Frankel with her skinny Mark
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  Speaker 1: Rita right, and all the other businesses that have come
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  Speaker 1: out of reality television, like, we ought to be able
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  Speaker 1: to do the same thing. But her ideas and her
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  Speaker 1: creativity is so nonexistent that she doesn't understand why it's
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  Speaker 1: not working. Why wouldn't anyone want to invest in this?
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  Speaker 1: Christine doesn't even show up for this meeting. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I got kids, I got my parentified children unwilling to
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  Speaker 1: help me. So y'all have your meeting. I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: I love that because if I was, if I was
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  Speaker 3: in this family, I'd be like Christine, I'd be like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not showing up to that stupid ass for what what?
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  Speaker 3: What are we going to talk about nothing obviously, and
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  Speaker 3: even Mary's like disinterested. Janelle is just there.
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  Speaker 1: To tell nothing. She's coming from. She's embarrassed that they
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  Speaker 1: had to do that in the first place. How did
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  Speaker 1: they leave it though? Are they just going to follow
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  Speaker 1: up with the investors who have ghosted them, or they're
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  Speaker 1: just going to wait to see what happens.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're gonna like wait to see what happens,
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  Speaker 3: because I think there's another Shark Tank episode or another
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  Speaker 3: like Pitch episode where they're trying to get more money.
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  Speaker 3: Because my sister's closet's still it's still a thing. It's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be a thing for a couple seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Robin in our current You're of Our Lord twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six is still trying to pretend that my sister
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  Speaker 1: wive's it is a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely, So they're just going to keep it around, keep
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  Speaker 3: paying those yearly LLC funds and fees and everything, just
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  Speaker 3: to pretend like they still have a business and pretend
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  Speaker 3: like they're still working on something. But it's a complete failure.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and I don't know if you guys remember our
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  Speaker 1: coverage of this many months ago, when we were doing
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  Speaker 1: the recaps of this season. But what I had said
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  Speaker 1: at the time, I just want to say again, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: this is all as a business person, this is all
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  Speaker 1: really good information. When you've got investors saying, okay, but
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  Speaker 1: you have all of these hits on your website, millions
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  Speaker 1: of people coming to look at it, but you don't
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  Speaker 1: have anybody buying your stuff. That is information that you
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  Speaker 1: could then take make some changes and then try to
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: see what you can do with what you've got. But
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: what they decided to do was just ramp up production.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember. Yes, they're just like, Okay, we're not
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  Speaker 1: going to change what we're doing or our offerings or
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  Speaker 1: or idea. We're just going to make three times more
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  Speaker 1: of it and I'm sure it's gonna sell.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: This is how dumb these people are.
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  Speaker 3: They are so fucking it's really great. Honestly, it's like
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  Speaker 3: a train wreck that you just can't take your eyes off.
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  Speaker 1: And she's taking it so personal. Oh yeah, which I.
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  Speaker 3: Love I love it so much. And so after the
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  Speaker 3: stupid business meeting, then we have everybody getting ready to
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  Speaker 3: leave on their first leg for the RV trip. So
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: they're going to be driving from Las Vegas, Nevada, to Holbrook, Arizona,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: which I looked it up on the Google Maps. It's
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: only like a five hour drives that.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Should be an easy, breezy day trip.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Like maybe one stop total, get there in one thing,
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: but no, they take fuck it all damn day to
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: get to this place. On their first leg of the trip,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: we have everybody in the cul de Sac freaking out
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: because they're trying to leave on time, and they shock
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: her don't leave on time. They leave like an hour late.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: The older teenagers are kind of annoyed by it, but
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: this is what to expect in this family because they
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: never leave on time for nothing.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: And Cody just gets progressively more aggressive, and we have
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: like the first scene with Garrison well where he's telling
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Garrison to adjust his attitude and just be in a
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: good mood. We're trying to have some fun here and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: just do everything I'm telling you to do as I
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: micromanage your existence. And Garrison says something. Cody refers to
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: himself as like a general. Yep, and Garrison says something like, well,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: in the Russian Revolution, the soldiers killed all the generals.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: It's like perfect exactly. Cody just walks so great.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he just ignores him, and then on the couch,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Cody goes on this stupid rant about how the teenagers
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: really make or break a trip and so if they
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: have piss poor attitudes, they're going to ruin the whole
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: entire trip for the entire family. And I'm like, oh,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: that's great way to put all of that pressure on
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: these hormonal teenagers that can't really control their emotions and
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: are already annoyed by having to spend four days in
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: an RV with you too, that you're.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Also categorically exploiting on this show that they do not
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: want to be on.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly, like, okay, whatever they make or break the trip,
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: not you and your shitty attitude code, but whatever. So
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: they leave late, and so they're on the road and
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: they're driving on Route sixty six because they think it's
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: cool and historic and iconic because it's the first highway
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: in the United States or whatever. And then they go
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: to Winslow, Arizona, which is like northern Arizona, and they
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: stop at some like signpost or whatever.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: It was like a corner of Winslow, Arizona. I got
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: seven women on my mind, two that want of something,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: four that one or something and the other is a
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: friend of that. So take itzy. You don't know the song? No,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: take it? What I don't know?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I'm young, I'm hip, but it's everybody knows that song.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding you. Never you know it. You don't
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: know it?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: No, I don't.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: That's okay if you don't know it. I'm just shocked.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I think if you heard it, you'd know it. But
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: probably they want to go stand on the corner in Winslow,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Arizona and take an iconic pic.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're big fans of the Eagles.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Right, this is the band that's saying that's booming out,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: as you like to say.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: They are booming out. And then Robin goes on this
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: stupid little like rant about how she's worried about people
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: knowing that they're polygamist. She doesn't know what society is
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: going to think of them, even though they're on a
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: national TV show.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: So I have to overcompensate and just pretend that I'm
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: really okay with it, and everybody probably knows already, and
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna act like I'm so proud of being
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a polygamist, and I'm just wondering why you're talking. I know,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: get off my.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Television, shut the fuck up. And then they go to
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: like a little gift shop store that's run by this
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: guy who's a civil libertarian, and we have to talk
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: to him, just.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Really excited that they're exercising their First Amendment rights for freedom,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: for religion. And I thought I thought that was about
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the press. It was or I thought that was about
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know my rights, But all I knew was
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I was bored. I why am I meeting you with
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: his name Tom? Tom, I don't care about you, God
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: bless look.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I like your long hair and your beard.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: But that's all exit stage left.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: We don't need to comment Tom the civil libertarian. Jeez.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: And then they finally stop at their first campsite for
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: the night, after fucking nine hours of driving. Whatever they
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: have dinner, they prep it in their little RV's. Mary
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: and Robin go and stay in their like nice little
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: hotels while everybody else I am into the fucking RV's.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sure Robin's nanny got her own room too. Oh.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, Robin's nanny was taking care of Robin's kids that
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: were also at the hotel. So the kids got a
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: hotel room. They got to take showers at night in
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a comfy place, must be. I probably ate at the diner.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want your booty food, Christine. I was gonna
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: eat over here, my special privileged people meal.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I'm just like man if I was Christina and Janelle,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I'd be so upset.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Janelle likes to camp, sure, but I don't know that
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Christine does.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: But does Janelle want to camp in a cramped RV
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: with her six kids? Probably not plus paid, it plus
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: paid hanging out with the boys. Yeah, So it's like,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: do you want to be crammed in one little space?
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: It's one thing to camp in an RV when you've
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: got a family of four and you have enough space
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: and people can do their own thing, But it's another
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: when you have a family of twenty five. I don't know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, I can't. Robin is such a privileged
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: ass bitch, and Mary probably just fought for the hotel because.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm the first wife. I'm a legal wife exactly.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: And then it's the next day of travel, and I
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: guess this is going to be one of their longer
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: days because they're going from Holbrook, Arizona, to somewhere in
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: New Mexico or whatever. Cody comes out of the hotel,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: so he didn't stay in the RV with Janelle or Christine.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: After he puts on quite the show talking about how
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: he's gonna leave a little of his clothes in this
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: RV and a little of my clothes in that RV
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and then I'll pack a little baggy poo for the hotel. Hmmm, Okay,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: first morning he's at the hotel with Robin.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he's probably with Robin the entire time.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I gotta be here Forsalome.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I got a meet you Forda babies. We have Cody
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: hugging Dayton, who says something like, oh my god, the
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: rooms are so nice and so okay, they got hotel
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: rooms too. That's very nice.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: It's very great.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: If I was one of these teenagers, I would be
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: such a rage monster be with my aries Moon. I
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: would have been so mad at my parents dragging me
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: on this booty ass fucking road trip with all these kids.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I'm an older kid, and you're gonna let Dayton, as
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: an older kid, have a hotel room, but I don't
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: get to have.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: But I don't get one.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I could have shared a room with Dayton. We could
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: have shared a couple of rooms together, but no, sorry,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you were born of Janelle exactly, you were born of Christine.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: So you don't get a hotel room.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: You get the shitty RV. Have fun with that. And
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: then it's Little Truly's birthday, and so to celebrate, they
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: go out to some diner or whatever. They baked her
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: a cake and they had presents, and Little Truly's real cute,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: she's turning forward. She wants everybody to know that she
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: is four years old. Now she's a big girl. And
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: then they're at the diner, they open all the presents,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: they eat all of the cake, and then they just leave.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It all there.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just leave a huge fucking mess and they
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: gloat about it. Yeah, they're like the best part about
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: being a big families. We can make a big mess
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: at a restaurant and then.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Leave it there. Wow. Yeah, y'all are rude.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: They probably didn't even tip either.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. It was probably paid for by
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: TLC or they production paid because you know, those Mormons
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: were not baying.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. And they reminisce about Truly having
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: kidney failure just a little while ago and having to
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: be hospitalized. So this is a big deal for her birthday,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: big milestone.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And that just made me remember what Christine talked about
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: in her book. By the way, we cover this on
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: our Patreon yep in Foreign doments. We did it in October.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: We read this book and we talked about it. But
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: in the book she tells us that when Truly was
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: in the hospital for her life or death treatment, she
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: had kidney failure, she was on dialysis, it wasn't working.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It was tenuous, bitch. Christine stayed there every night and
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Cody did not. And the first night I think it
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: was that she was admitted and Christine was there, Cody
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I gotta go get my laundry from
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Robin's house. I gotta go to my laundry.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yep. He didn't stay with her once, not even overnight
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: one night.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Right, And so in this episode in season seven, we
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: have him talking about how I'm really reflecting, like what
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: life would have been like if Truly wasn't here whatever,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Like I'm so grateful, and you know, I think she's
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: changed for it because we've all come together as a family.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, blah blah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Huh, you had to go home and do your laundry
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: instead of stay with your child. You left that to Christine.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You left Christine alone. Ye, you ain't shit.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I think he was checked out long before True
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: even came into the world. I don't think he ever
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: really cared about her because he didn't really care about Christine,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: so he was just like, deuces, I'm gonna go make
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: out with Robin, have fun.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: In labor, man. Bye.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: He doesn't give a shit at all. So it was
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: kind of bittersweet for me with this little fourth birthday
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: because Truly seemed really happy and excited, and the kids
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: were like really sweet to her and very kind to her,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: even Robin's brats, I mean kids were also nice to her.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: But I felt like Cody didn't give a shit, and.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think he does at all, and it just
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: really struck me watching Christine pull out all these presents
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and like have this German chocolate cake, and like all
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the emotional and physical labor that Christine and these other wives,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: probably including Robin, have to do so that Cody can
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: just bounce around and be Disney Dad and pretend like
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: he cares about these kids.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's absolutely crazy. And so then after the
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: whole diner thing, Truly's birthday, then we're back at their
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: other camp site. So I guess they made it to
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: their next destination. And this is where there's snow flurries
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: in the air.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And Robin comes out of the RV because it's like
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: thirty degrees and she's freezing, and she's like, what is this?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: This is bullshit and then she like actually swears.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Cody's like, hey, we've got neighbors, and she's like, I
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: don't give a shit, I don't care. Oh there it
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: is mask off, Robin.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: And she even talks about it on the couch. She's like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I am a monster when it's cold out or whatever.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: And she's like I hate the snow and I'm like, really,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: because you bought a mansion and Flagstaff where it snows yearly,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: So what is it then? You hate the snow or
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: you just pissed off because you're driving with all these
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: bitches you got.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Hot on camera, kick get a dog, as it were.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: That's that. So Robin's pissed off because it's snowing. So
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: she goes into her nice, warm hotel room while Cody
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: has to plug in the RV's and this is the
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: infamous scene.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: The Angels sang, oh so great. Sometimes we can see
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: karma real time facts.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: So Cody has been on this whole entire trip, having
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: his eldest sons do everything and do everything. I plug
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: in all of the plumbing and all of the septic connections,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: septic connections every time they park their RV at a place,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: and so at the last place in Arizona, they unplugged
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: it and everything. Cody didn't check the pipes when he
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: parked the RV at this campsite, and so literal liquid
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: shit and piss.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: So he opens the pipe and it just spurts out everywhere,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: all over him, his shoes. I would imagine his genes
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: for sure. You know he's a germophobe. Oh yeah, you know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: he's really careful about all of that stuff. He must
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: have just been so disgusted. But he also knows he's
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: on camera, so he's got to take care of it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: He can't just turn to production and say take care
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: of that for me. He's got to pretend that he's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: a man, right, he knows how to take care of it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: But he is mad.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: He is so mad, and then instead of reflecting and
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: being like, wow, I should have checked the pipes, he
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: gets mad at Hunter and Garrison and the old boys,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: and he blames it on them and says that they
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: didn't check the pipes and they didn't screw the caps
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: on ride or whatever, and they're fighting him and they're like, no, Dad.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I did what I was supposed to do.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: And furthermore, you only taught me how to do it yesterday.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: So after you taught me how to do it yesterday,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I did what you told me to do. I'm telling
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you right now. I did that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And Cody's like, well, you must not have done it,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: or somebody's sabotaging us.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: He's such a piece.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Nobody's sabotaging you. You didn't check it. You are the problem.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: You're the adult.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: This is your job.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Like your kids can help you out and everything,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: but you're ultimately the man in charge, the one he.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Chose to take an RV vacation where people are gonna
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: shit in the RV exactly. You want to pass this
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: manual labor onto your sons who don't even want to
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: be there, and then when you fuck it up. You
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: want to yell at them. That's why you got squirted
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: with shit because you ain't shit. And God saw that
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: and in that moment he took care of that. Yep,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it's symbolic. You got a shit on you because you
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: are shit like a TRAC's.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Like facts no no cat for real no no.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: So that was great. Cody got sprayed with ship sixty six.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: He threw a fit.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: He went to take a shower in Robin's hotel room.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: And then the next day then.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: They made shitty love all up in their ship with
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: ship all over him.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, smell like sewage and Robin let him fuck heard
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: that way like a tracks.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Like a drugs leg.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: So after sleeping in their shitty love making bed, they
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: wake up the next day.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: They wake up the next.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Day where she pegged him where she made in the.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Doole, talk about shitty though, dud shit.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: We are excavating some ship up in here. Where's the ship? Sorry,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: it's all over?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Sorry anyway. So after after Robin and Cody made shitty
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: love in their shitty hotel room, they wake up the
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: next morning and everything's covered in ice and it's freezing,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: and so Robin's jaws very hard because it's because it's winter.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: It's cold in winter, because you're traveling whatever. Why didn't
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: you check the weather before you made a road trip,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: a four day long road trip across the country. Whatever.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: So well they did, because at the beginning of the episode,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Christine's telling her kids to pack heavy coats, it's gonna
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: be cold.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: She's the only one that actually checked.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: The weather, right, I know, Mary's in sandals.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're from Vegas.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: We were prepared for the cold weather.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: As if they didn't like grow up and live in Utah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Ok you whatever. So they pack on up and they
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: go and drive their next third What are we on,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: like the third leg of the trip, I think, and
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I and Marilla they stop at this like barbecue place
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Texas Steak Challenge restaurant. Yeah, forget what, it's cold.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: I drive by it so much like every time we
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: go to Colorado, like I've seen this sign. So they're
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: gonna go do the seventy two ounce steak Challenge. We
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: have to eat an into seventy two ounce steak in
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: one hour or you have to pay for it. And
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: so multiple people in the family want to eat these steaks.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: So Madison because.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: The Browns aren't paying for it if they fail steelcs,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: so absolutely they can afford to have seven children or whatever.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Plus Cody do it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Wild so ridiculous, such a waste of food. I'm like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I hope you guys ate all of that steak instead
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: of just wasting it. But whatever, we have Cody.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six for us to eat that steak. Girl,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: it's gonna cost us one hundred two hundred dollars at Costco.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: At least, can't just go around like wasting steak anymore.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: At least I was like watching that. I'm like, man,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: what were beef prices back then?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I miss it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: They were reasonable. They were reasonable.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: So we have Madison, we have Dayting, we have Hunter,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: we have Cody and a couple. There's Garrison, I think
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: with Garrison, and then we had one other baby. We
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: had a bunch of fucking people eating seventy two ounce
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: steaks each and shocker, nobody finished it. Everybody takes it
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: home and their take out. Everybody's sick and nauseous. Before that,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Cody went and dragged everybody to the gym to try
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: and work out, so that way they were ravenous. That
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: didn't help nobody.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Well, he just really wanted us to see him working out,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: because any sort of masculine display that he can put
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: on is what he's going to do.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: And did you see how he was working out too,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: with his old man body?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yes I did.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I just can't, Yes I did. Embarrassing. They also meet
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: some girl who completed the seventy two hours Chance Challenge.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: She just so happened to be at the twenty four
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: hour Fitness Oh by the way, I won that challenge.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: With seven minutes to spare.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Actually, so if I can do it, you can do it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: And news class they don't fucking do it. And Christine
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: talks about how at the restaurant while they're doing this challenge,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: they're always trying to get shit for free. So they're
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: really hoping that they get these steaks for free and
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: they don't have to pay for it. But you're probably
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: right to you'll see, probably.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Paid for it, absolutely, And she said this on the
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: couch and she's like, well, as polygamists, we are always
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: trying to get things for free. And then across the couch,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Robin is just like, oh, I'm embarrassed, so embarrassed about it,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: but it's true it is true. Welfare scams, goutting stuff
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: for free.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: What you're doing, it's which, that's your life, Robin. Maybe
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: she's embarrassed because she's classiest. Maybe she doesn't want to
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: be like perceived as Probably well if you look at
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: what she became, yeah, and how she conducts herself now,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: then that would make sense, make total sense. And so yeah,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: nobody finishes the steak. I think Dayton's the last one
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: who's eating, but he didn't finish it either, and so
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: then they take all of the steak home. Everybody's nauseous.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: And then we have the fourth day of traveling from
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: a Mailla all the way to Missouri, I think, but
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: we don't even finish it, really, And this is where
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: we have before they go on this last leg. We
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: have the whole family praying together. And Garrison in particular
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: is grumpy because he's been having to spend several days
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: with his crazy family and his father's been yelling at
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: him constantly.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And think of his digestive system. He ate probably fifty
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: ounces of steak, so much fall up in his belly.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: He needs to poop. He's constantly. Now I got to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: sit in a family prayer circle. Yeah, and there's Isabelle
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: just pure a wedding and dancing around it like let's
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: get this show on the road. And so he snaps.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: He says something like, is the bell stop being stupid?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Typical brother says, and the adults are just like.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: How damn and everybody comes down on him, and which
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: pissed me off. Honestly, yes, me too, because everyone's just
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: like yelling at it. We have Cody yelling at him,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: we have Janelle yelling at him, we have Mary getting
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: on him, we have the older siblings also getting on him.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: We have Garrison and Peyton and Hunter on the couch,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: and even Peyton and Hunter are going off on him
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: about how that was rude and and and consider it
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: and lame and you should have apologized and how could
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: you be such a bad brother? Like people were just
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: being really hard on him.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: And this made me mad.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean true, when your child is disrespectful, there
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: needs to be a correction. But there's a different way
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: that you could say that. You could say something like, hey, Garrison,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: that's really harsh. Isabelle is just here having some fun
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and you should apologize because I think you hurt her
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: feelings or whatever. You could just parent that a little
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: bit more gently instead of just piling on Garrison and
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: like forcing him to apologize to Christine, to Isabelle and
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: to Mindy. Yeah, why are we apologizing to Mindy?
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: No?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: What did Where was Mindy? I don't even know. So
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Garrison's got to make the rounds on his apology tour,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: and I just felt really bad about it. And Cody
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: was lecturing him in the prayer circle, saying something like, well,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I deserve respect as the patriarch and the father of
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: this family, and so the respect you should afford to me,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: afford it to everybody in this circle. Garrison, I was
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: just like so ridiculous, A little bit much, yeah for
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: a kid, a twelve year old boy or whatever.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm just like, why isn't anybody asking Garrison, like
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: why did you lash out? What's going on? Like Janelle's
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: the only one that's like kind of trying to understand
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: her own kid, where she's just like Garrison got triggered,
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: he's upset, he's been spending three days in the RV,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: like he's just tired or whatever. But in the moment,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: like she's coming on hard on him, she's letting Cody
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: yell at him about respect, and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, yeah, but suck. Hunter steps in
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: and defends Isabelle and says something to Garrison like, don't
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: talk to her like that, It's okay, And then Cody
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: starts yelling at hunter sake, and then we hear Janelle
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: say something like, yeah, when my kids are at the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: end of their rope, they just start acting out and
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it's hard for me to try and manage well, manage
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: it anyway. That's your job as a mom. And if
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: your dumbass dad and everybody else in this prayer circle
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: is coming for your son, you stand in front of
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: him and say, let's talk about this later. Guys, let's
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: deescalate because this is my son, Janelle I know, ain't shit.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: She's so like Janelle's such.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: A lazy She's very passive in the so passive, like
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: when she said, you know, when my kids get to
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: a certain point, there's no turning back. I'm like, really,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: you have no control, no agency as a parent, Like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: what are you talking about? Their teenagers? They're not like
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: bombs that just go off and you can't do anything
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: about it. And then they have this whole conversation about
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: team parenting and how all the parents put on this
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: united front and back each other up. And I'm like,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: this is a load of bullshit, though, because is anybody
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: doing that with Robin's kids, for example? Probably not. I'm
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: sure everybody is quick to team parent Janelle and Christine's kids,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: but when it comes to Robin's it's probably oh no,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: me and Cody will deal with it. Me, Cody and
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Mindy will deal with it. So everybody comes hard on
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Garrison and that made me sad.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: And so then they.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Start on their their last leg of the trip. They
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: stop somewhere for lunch on the side of the road,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: they have the kids slide down the grass hill with
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: unpaid plates, Booty and you get.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Too, and then get oh for.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Real, and we end the episode. We d the episode
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: on that where Robin's like, yeah, we're trying to let
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: out the tension and get everybody back into high spirits.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Shut your fucking hormouth, Robin. I'm so sick of you, man.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I know she's the worst. And then we get to
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: the preview for the next episode, where we ultimately get
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: to meet the degenerate polygamists in Springfield.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Miser I'm side eyeing these people.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: They're weird.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: So I was meeting how did you become polygamists? This
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: is what the question is. And the wife is like, well,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: it was cooking dinner for my husband who was sitting
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: on the couch watching a show or whatever, and he
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: just said to me, gosh, I wish there was another
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: woman who could sit and cuddle with me while you cook. Wow,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: that's wonderful. Oh my god, say it again, sir. Oh,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I'm falling in love every word. I'm falling deeper in
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: love with you. So crazy.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: But it's from the Bible, though, right, So God told
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: them it's okay.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, where in the Bible, the Old Testament where everybody
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: had concubines and stuff. These men will use whatever they
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: can to get as many punanies as they possibly can,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: of course, and these women.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Just buy into it because they're dune.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: And it's not even a part of a religion. You're
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: just following some garrick merryfield, like some crazy person.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: It's so stupid.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: And the wife that was telling that story was like, oh,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I was so upset. I was like, absolutely not, you
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: can't have another wife. But then they ultimately.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Brought in another wife, I wish my husband would, he
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: would not be alive anymore. Well, I'm cooking and cleaning
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: after his ass from the living room while he's watching
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the Curse of Oak Island. Say to me, Wow, I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: wish there was a woman here who would cuddle with
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: me while you're working. I wish he would. He'd be
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: buried in the exiting this planet that night, both of
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: us in the cadillac to heaven, and I'm leaving with you,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: bitch God the next life.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous, And that's pretty oh no. And then the
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: other these polygamists talk about how some polygamist families share
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: a bedroom.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Well, we met them. They were in Denver. They're called
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: the Davis family. They got a big bed and they all.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Get all in the big twelve foot long bed.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: And Cody's like scandalized, first of all, cannot imagine screwing
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: anybody else but Robin at this point exactly, and having
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: these big heifers in the bed with him, along with
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Robin pegging him, like, who could even imagine such a
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: nightmare situation? Yeah yeah, So He's just like, WHOA, we
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: don't do that in my religion.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: No, well we could only share a kitchen and that
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: didn't work, let alone a bedroom.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: God forbid.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, because these are not real polygamists. You're
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: going to meet a bunch of degenerates in Missouri for
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: content on this show, right, because you're desperate for money.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's it, yep.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I'm glad we're back in the
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: rewines me too.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Is also because you get to see the little easter
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: eggs along the way and you're looking back from your
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: vantage point in twenty twenty six and all the things
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: that they're saying. You're like, that's a laugh, yep. And
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: now I know you were never fucking marry you were
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: treating Christine like this or that. Like it's it's kind
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: of interesting to do a retrospective like that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Definitely, And even though the episodes are still boring, they're
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: produced better in my opinion, Like even though it's a
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: little bit more manufactured, there's some like stuff that's more manufactured.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: It's better than just having Robin organize her pantry, you
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: You know what they're not doing is like the constant
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: bouncing back and forth and back and forth, like from
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: scene to scene to scene, like you can't really keep
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: up with whatever they're doing, right, and plus it's happening
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: in totally different timelines. At least back then they were
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: on a linear timeline that we could follow.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, way better in my opinion.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm glad we're back me as well, and
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I look forward to more shark tank yeah situations, and
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the run up to the cat fit to.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: The mother fucking cat the cat should do.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Which is really good, by the way, the catfish, Yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. And then the fallout with Leon after
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the catfish, Leon gets so mad, so mad, Leon calls
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: out Mary's eyebrows, and which is great, It's iconic. Poor Mary.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Though at that point, oh well, yeah, it's about to
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: get real good.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, definitely.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, so is there anything else that we should say
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: to these beautiful raccoons before we get upon at a
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: here Beatrice.
• 42:23
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• 42:26
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• 42:30
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• 42:34
  Speaker 2: So thank you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: We're going to be back later this week because we
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: have a few more calls from you. Raccoons who still
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: want to talk about Season twenty of The Sister Wives.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: You got some things to get off of jest, so
• 42:45
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• 42:46
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• 42:50
  Speaker 1: that we have nothing but love for you
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: And peace, my