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🛳️ Below Deck Med + 🤠 McBee Double Header: Josef is a Catch & Masha is M3gan · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Drama Darling. It
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: is a gorgeous California Friday. Today we're doing a double
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: header of Below Deck Med and McBee, two unbelievable shows,
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: both airing on Bravo. Both you can find on Peacock.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: And I didn't know that Jesse didn't like to kiss
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: in public. And I made a note of that because
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: I would never make him feel uncomfortable, and I just
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: want him to know that if we're ever in that situation,
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: it's fine. I will save it for behind the scenes. Hello,
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Emily Teresis is joining me today. Welcome in, Emily, Hello,
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: and welcome into all the Darlings, new and old. We
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: make new friends and keep the old. One is silver
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: and these others gold. Okay, okay, okay. So before we
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: get started, I just, you know, I have to apologize.
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: I haven't done any kind of Love Island recap because
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not caught up or anything like that, and so
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I'll try to get to it. Why are you making
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: that face? Emily? Is there something wrong? Is there?
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, everything's great. Let's just let's get into below deck.
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: Let's get to the blow deck.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: You seem suspicious. I don't know why that is. I
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: know you've been watching it. I mean, it's not like
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: you would have done a recap without me or anything right.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: Right the show.
• 1:45
  Speaker 5: I've heard of the show, and I know others are
• 1:49
  Speaker 5: also watching.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like Deanna said, she's really enjoying it too.
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: So I know that you and Deanna have been talking
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: about or an apologic but like Love Island and.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: Stuff in so long.
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  Speaker 4: She's great.
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: She said that she was talking to you about Love
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: Island the other day.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: I highly doubt that's what she said.
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: Something's really fishy.
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  Speaker 3: Have you been talking to I don't know, but I
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: mean surely you and Diana would never like take to
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: the to the air and record an episode without me,
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: would you.
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  Speaker 1: So did you talk to like Prissy or Diane.
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  Speaker 3: One of the darlings? No, I, no, no one say anything.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Let's get into beload.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, great, well, let's welcome ourselves in.
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  Speaker 4: To Croatia, Croatia.
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wait, okay, so Asia in Croatia. By the way,
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: I love the way that she says girls, and I
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: just think we should take a second to just really
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: break down the vowels and the consonants and and how
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: long it takes for her to get through the word girls.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: So she's like, gaoloos is something like that, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. So let's just all say it together,
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: all right, one two three, gay that's good because you
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: seem like you're in pain and happy at the same time.
• 3:28
  Speaker 4: So that's perfect.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: I'm realizing as we're saying it. It's also how she says, Gail.
• 3:37
  Speaker 5: A gayl.
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: That's so good. She when she was like telling them
• 3:46
  Speaker 4: to come to the main salon, she's like.
• 3:48
  Speaker 6: Gaels girls the main saloon, Ashik, you should tell the
• 3:57
  Speaker 6: girls that Gail is here.
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  Speaker 4: I know you go ahead, go on.
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  Speaker 5: Good day.
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: She's like a water wolf. I love our girl.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: So that being said, we have got a charter on
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: our hands that we have not experienced in a long
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: time with a class a a douchebag, which you know,
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: Johnny Damon, He's always going to bring him in tow.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: Johnny's gonna have it together. He might get a little wily,
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: but the people that he brings usually fall by the
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: wayside and they usually get a little wacky. This one
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: takes the cake. I mean, we don't give tens, just
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: we don't give tens. Emily only nine.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
• 4:53
  Speaker 4: Get him a ten being a douchebag.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, there's not a bit to that.
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  Speaker 5: There's no like little like when Jill was there, you
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: could argue like she knows what she's.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Doing, right, you know what I mean? This guy.
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  Speaker 5: Is just like psychotically bad, allegedly psychotic.
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  Speaker 3: Allegedly disrespectful in every way possible.
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  Speaker 4: He's just mean.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there was a cliffhanger at the end, which
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  Speaker 3: is that he's talking to his lawyer. Okay, like when
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: you're out of the country and you have to talk
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  Speaker 3: to your lawyer, you're that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the cliffhanger is him in Nathan's face.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know. I was getting to that part Emily,
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: it was starting.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I just wanted to make it clear that the lawyer,
• 5:42
  Speaker 5: not exact conversation had wrapped.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: When he's having his lawyer.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just setting the stage.
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: He's talking to his lawyer because he's that kind of guy.
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: But you have to actually talk to your lawyer when
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: you're out of the country. Not many people do that
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: unless you know, unless you're in trouble, because you're always
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: in trouble, or you're least a barlow because that's normal too.
• 6:02
  Speaker 3: But he's got to talk to his lawyer because there's
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: probably some sort of litigation problem with her what's her
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: name that just basically had to swim for the shore
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: because she had to get away from this guy. So
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: who knows what's going on there, because I'm sure it
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: was about that. And so then he's really on a
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: he's feeling a rush, just a power rush, and he's
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: complaining about this guy open the wheelhouse and he's like,
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go up there. I'm gonna go up there.
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna you know where I'm going right now, I'm
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: going I'm going up to the to the little the
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: little area where they drive the boat. And then he
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: hangs up, and I'm sure the lawyer is like, great psycho, like, yes,
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: this guy's insane, And for him to come around the
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: corner for a second time because he was already there
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: blasting whatever that was because they had to put in,
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: you know, copyright free music, which was hilarious because I'm thinking.
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: What was it, like TikTok videos?
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Was it? Because I'm sure.
• 7:09
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it was like White Snake, How dare you I?
• 7:13
  Speaker 5: Or Firehouse Let's banger from the early nineties.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: Well, let's let's not take bangers away from us who
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: appreciate those. Well, here I go again. It's a jam,
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: So let's not give it to this dickhead.
• 7:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, I mean I listened to it too, but I'm
• 7:28
  Speaker 5: not blasting it. Yes, you wouldn't blast it on a yacht,
• 7:33
  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, but not at that hour. Okay, I would,
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: and I would do back walkovers over the windshield in
• 7:40
  Speaker 5: front of Nathan.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm kidding.
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: So he's blasting terrible music because we don't want to
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: be associated, all right, Emily, Okay, we don't want to
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: be associated. His music playlist is going to be different
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: than ours. Okay, so whatever it is, it's trash music.
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: And Nathan's like, no, gets on stints, do that.
• 7:59
  Speaker 4: He gets awesome, and.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Then he then he makes his way around. He's got
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: to call his lawyers. And then he comes back up
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: and he pops his head and he's like, we got
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: a problem, you and me. He just he throws what
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: was that like a speaker or something on the dashboard.
• 8:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a Bluetooth speaker or something, and he threw it.
• 8:20
  Speaker 5: He sure did, like under the controls. Yeah, that's where
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: like it season would have his bare feet up there.
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: It's where he pops his feet up there and has
• 8:32
  Speaker 5: his toes do the the drive in. Not Captain Sandy, Nah,
• 8:38
  Speaker 5: I would never do that.
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: I got my kids one again. My white kids sometimes.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: They rub up against my capriz, But that's okay because
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: I know that laundry can handle taking out those those
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: little scuff marks that my kids leave.
• 8:52
  Speaker 5: Although she did discipline that guy earlier in the episode
• 8:55
  Speaker 5: without shoes on, and I was like a barefoot discipline
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  Speaker 5: sand I know, very vulnerable of.
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: Her, very very vulnerable, vulnerable.
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: Come on, so he throws as stupid as bluetooth, probably
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: just knock off JBL speaker.
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I think he probably owns the company JBL.
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: I went twelve thousand dollars an hour.
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: Did you hear when he was asked when they got
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: on too, like where did you come from? And he's like,
• 9:36
  Speaker 5: we took my private jet. I was like, okay, Like
• 9:40
  Speaker 5: that's how the sentence started. We took my private jet.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: And we took my private show. To know it was
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: an asshole on that as well. What does he do?
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: Do we know?
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's just probably one of these people that
• 9:53
  Speaker 5: like worked at a hedge.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Who knows, We don't know who, I don't know, But okay,
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I can't believe he hasn't told.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: Us, probably because it's illegal, allegedly, I'm kissing joking. I
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: love this guy, Like, this guy is a gift to
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: woman kind. So let's start there and then we'll end there.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so then he throws his speaker on the dash.
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: Could have hit a button, could have he could.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Have dropped any one of those three anchors, well if
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: they were all drop round, he throws his speaker.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, they're backing into the dock and
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: hitting it.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: The boat is parked perfect. He accident.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: She's like, Nathan, couldn't do that, all right, you're the
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: lead deckhand on taking this one away from you, Nathan,
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: You're a douche deckhand, all right, let's go. So yeah,
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: and then he just pops the squat in one of
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: those salon chairs.
• 11:09
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, and just I mean wants to have
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: a chat.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: I really wish that they would have.
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: In the trailer for the next episode, given us something
• 11:20
  Speaker 5: about him, because in the trailer for the next episode,
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: we don't see him at all, which I'm kind of like,
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: so it's not significant enough to get another epide I
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: kind of want to see I want to know that
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: it's going to heighten.
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: No. I was like, no, I love it, And I
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: was like, I was so bummed when the episode ended,
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: because it's such a great scene. This guy coming he's
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: like a little shark in the water, you know, like
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: a stupid shark's you know, circling coming up, showing off
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: his phone. Yeah, and then circling again and trying to
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: maybe he's like eating some chum over there. He's still
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: hungry for more. And then he comes up and just
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: comes in there. He's real close, and Nathan seems to
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: be handling it pretty well, but I'm wondering what he's
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: gonna do because he can't leave the wheelhouse with this
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: guy in it. He can't leave him there alone. He
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: can't just like go knock on Sandy's door, which is
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: right around the corner.
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: I think I'd yell for her. I think he was radio.
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Could he radio to her?
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: I think he could say Sandy. No, I don't think
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: I feel like any.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: Way, how would he say it? How would he say
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: it again?
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Sanday like that?
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, So want to make sure.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Dial I'm sorry, did you say girls are good jails?
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: That's how you say girls, isn't it Aisha told me
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: how to say girls?
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Gillows.
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: I think that guy is so close, Joseph. He's so
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: close to Nathan that any move Nathan makes he's gonna
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: see as.
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: Like a threat.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: A flex Yeah, so I think he's got a yelp.
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: He's got a yelp, all right, got to give him
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: a yelp review.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: I think what will happen is Nathan will now handle
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: the situation better than he did the first time around,
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: which is like, oh, I'm just giving you all, I'm
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: just giving you a hard time. I think we can
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: be poalse Hey, you want to drive the boat for
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: a second, and he's just gonna kind of placate him
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: to just make him feel important and then try to
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: get him back to his little bunk.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: What do you I mean?
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna guess, because I don't. I think
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: if he escalates the situation by calling Captain Sandy, it's
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: gonna be worse. And I hope he knows that because
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Sandy taught him a lesson. She was like, Hey, you
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: might be a new to this dude bag thing. I'm
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: far in all right, So you know, when you say
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: it's your fault, it's just not.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: It's not how we.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Do it, you know, I mean honestly, Nathan, though I
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: know he's protecting the safety of Joseph when he's on
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: the the on the jet ski finding out that he
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: had six drinks not one. Yeah, you know, his bedside
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: manner isn't like that of a yachting experience. It's more
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: like a you're at cedar point and you're being unruly,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: you know. That's the yeah, yeah, yeah, amusement park for
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: those of you who don't live in the Midwest. But like,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: you can't talk to guests that way. In my opinion,
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: I think that he needs to have a better, more
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: smooth delivery of telling a guest that he's out of
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: line and getting him under control because they're not gonna
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: take well to it.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: No, And I thought he did well the first time
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: and the second time. It was that third time that
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: but even in that the second time.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Was even a little rough rough when he was like
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: you can get out of the hair because we're gonna leave,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: leave us see it, so we can get before we
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: leave the doc.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: It just was a little.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: But I feel like we're a It's like he's the
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: victim and we should blame him. I don't think anyone
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: expected Joseph to come back as like just to not
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: receive a message from anyone like Joseph is the problem. Oh,
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: of course, I will give you that. Nathan is not
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: maybe the greatest.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: UH communicator because only because you got to have a
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: vibe for customer service and you have to be able
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: to read personalities, and his personality is that of you
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: gotta be kind of placate and compliment in order to
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: get your way, and you have to treat them like
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: a toddler in order to get through something instead of
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: like an actual regular or adult human.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: So these are the tricks.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, Asha talks about it all the time, like
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: you just have to kind of smooth those things over.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: And he's just not there yet. I don't know if
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: that's going to ever be in his personality. And that's fine,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: which is why he's not chief stew He doesn't have
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: to do that. Safety comes first, Yeah, So first time,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: second time. First, I'm fine, Second time, okay, satisfactory. Fine,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Joseph's a jerk. Third time. You know, in order to
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: not escalate the situation, I think, knowing that he's drunk,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: you know, you gotta try to read the situation a
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: little better. Yeah, and then this guy just has a
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: bone to pick with him, because really Nathan isn't falling
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: for his shit and he's not putting up with it,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: and he's this guy's used to everyone doing exactly what
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I just explained, you're supposed to do with someone like
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: that in order to like get through it. And so
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: that's how people treat him exactly how I just explained.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think Nathan's gonna let him drive that boat?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: No? Like, yeah, I think he's gonna pretend. He's gonna
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: be like, you want to dry look at the big boy. Yeah,
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: he's gonna be like, all you got to do is
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: push this button and push that button and now you're steering,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: and he's just gonna and he's not gonna know any
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: better to.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Call the coast Guard than the coast purchase.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Right right, it's an SOS.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: No, I think he's gonna like handle it better that's
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: all and just kind of hopefully be like, look over here,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: here's something shiny.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: The one likable thing that happened, and it was that
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: when he was talking to Asia at some point in
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: the evening, Joseph and he kind of like, I was like,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: all right when she was like, basically like you're not
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: what does she say?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: It was well, he said, he said, you am me
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: a really hard time today, and she goes, I know,
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I loved it, and he's like, yeah, right.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Like putting him in his place.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: He was right. He was into it because it was
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: a woman, probably.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Right, you know, his other one had just left, right.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Because he likes to be kind of fiddled with when
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: it comes to women. When he was trying to get
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: that other that Croatian.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Lady of the evening when you're talking to his lawyer,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: when he's putting his.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Order in, he's putting his order in. I think I
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: can get this one. I think I can get it.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, oh, she just got back to me.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: He's he told her she he would he would give
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: her five thousand. Then he said he'd give her twelve
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: thousand because she said she had to work, and she
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: was like this isn't an auction. He's like.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Conerville.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Likes a little playfulness from the ladies.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, thank you.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: No, thank you anyway, So yeah, he's such a douche.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Johnny Damon seems so lovely and so nice and I
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: love to hear about his his batting scores and his
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: stealing bases and his stealing cars.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: That was funny.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: This Joseph guy must pay for a lot of shit
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: for Johnny, Like he must invest in a lot of
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: whatever Johnny's doing for Johnny to put up with this
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: and bring on a television.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Show, right, Johnny is obviously very smart and knows what
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: works on reality television. Was like, oh, I got a
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: good one for you. Yeah, wait, how about this girlfriend?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Like leaving in the middle of the ocean.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: That was great And we were saying girlfriend on that. Oh,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: What do you wanna what do you want to call
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: her siren?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll call her siren.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: You want to call her a girl?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: A girl?
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: She was like, the money's not fucking worth it, dude, bye,
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: And he was paying for her apartment. Sure, yeah, I
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: loved it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: He was everything is like twelve thousand because that's obviously
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: what he makes in an hour, and so he pays
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: for her apartment and every month, that's twelve thousand dollars
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: or he pays for her every month, So that's one
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: hour of his time. And then this other Croatian gal
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: he was willing to do the one hour fee mm hmm.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And I wonder how long she's put up with this for.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: The one that left.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't know, because well as the night progressed,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: he was then like, I can't believe that she left.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say that three months.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: That's about fair now.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: When they were walking down the dock, like immediately onto
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: the boat, and I had to keep rewinding it because
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I could not figure out what was going on. And
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: then finally I'm like, oh, her name is Attis and
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: she's not walking with this guy. It has nothing to
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: do with Johnny Damon. But right he was like.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Can you believe this? You won't even walk with me,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: She want to be seen with me.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, well, I don't know you. I don't
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: know you well yet, but it kind of seems like
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: it's checking out.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was Johnny Damon and his wife fighting.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: We were wrong.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: We were we were wrong. We had to go back
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: and figure that out, so we did.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Anyway, good, it's good to laugh again. No, it is.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I know, ever since this morning, ever since I saw
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: you with your gorgeous new hair, come serving everybody, Emily,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Teresa's got a new bob at Shannon Salon yesterday up
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: here in Santa Clarita.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: You guys are familiar with Santa We Danny was there
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: and I was like, you make me look like a clown.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I was there and I was sneaking drinks in the background.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I had my white claws. I didn't I didn't tell
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: you that. Don't tell Shanna and Lalla.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Stood in the doorway with her socks and a big
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: T shirt, confused, staring at Danny and Amy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: We just had a blast. No, it looks so good.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I'ms THI you I love a bab I mean, it's
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: just a gorgeous California summer cut. I mean you're gonna
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: get a lot out of it, and then a lot
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: of it's going to get out of you. You know.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Great, I'm looking forward to this. I wasn't expecting.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Getting that hair cut's gonna get you it's gonna get you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: So this crew, they're starting to really flirt it up.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: You know, We've got Joe flirting and Kaylee they're flirting.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: She's got a liability tattoo on her lip. Unexpected gez.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, go oils, let's not do that, all right,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: if you're a girl.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: And then we've got you know, gosh, I get all
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: these other cats confused because we So we've got Cat
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and we've got Jen, and we've got Luke and we've
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: got Cooper. So Jen likes Luke correct and Cat likes Cooper?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: That's where I'm at. Okay, So Kaylee, yeah, I already
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: talked about Kayleie. I just said Kaylee and Joe are flirting. Emily,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: are you with me?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Okay? We even talked about the liability list.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, then someone wrote a note to another and
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: this is where you and I made differ because I
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: thought it was Cat to Cooper, but you're saying it
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: was Jen to Luke. And I'm open to that because
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: everyone looks the same.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Well, and that's why I love that you're open and
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: like open for connections because this is not closed off?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: No, is it not love? Island. We're not recapping that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Right, I even I wouldn't recap it. And I don't
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: even know what you're talking about.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: So you say this show is called.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Love What Love Brother Island? I think I don't know.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I haven't even heard of it. Okay, So there's Jen
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: was all pissed because she didn't get the second stupid yes,
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: and so I keep talking. I'm and eat some Reese's pieces.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, okay, thanks, Oh very those are my favorite
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: actually like et Reese's pieces.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I have not M and M's.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Reese's pieces. I just got some at Costco. Maddie
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: was with me, and uh so now they're at the ready, Okay,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: keep talking, go ahead.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, great.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: So Cat notice Jen in doing laundry and Luke's laundry,
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: and she put a note in Luke's laundry. It was
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: like a little dumb poem. When I say domb, I
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: mean excellent, amazing.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Hit Ryan and it was about fruit.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, so now kasick.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Well, at least Jen's got this side project trying to
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: like charm Luke.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, great, thank you for getting to the bottom
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: of that. Yeah, okay, So everyone's kind of flirting and
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I'm enjoying this. Now there is someone who is kind
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: of playing both sides of the goals. So it's like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's Luke. Luke likes the chef Joy Joy,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: and he also likes Jen. Yes, so we're that's gonna happen.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: That's gonna kind of blow up next week, I think.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, now that we got that sortid.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: H And then and Jen doesn't get second STU, which
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: to me was like very satisfying.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Jen not getting second Stew. Oh my gosh. Wait, okay,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: so she doesn't get second Stew and her face, I
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: mean she can't hide anything, which I love.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: She's like.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: And then at that same meeting, I think when they're
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: talking about like what's going to happen on the next charter,
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: and and Asha's like.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: They want to blow and dinner.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Never told anything like that before.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Girls, And then you hear Jen be like, oh yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: because I was a cheap stew and like I've done
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: that a couple of times. I'm really familiar. And then
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: and no response from Asia. But then Kaylee is like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, I am like totally gonna run from
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: this meeting, and then like totally google this and just
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: figure it out from the beginning to end, Like I'm
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: so excited about this.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: And Asha's like, bless your Katie.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Oh you'll do that for me all the best.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: And Jen's like, are you fucking kidding me right now?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, she really cannot be seen.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: But you know what Asha in her confessional saying like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: it's not all about what's on the resume, and you know,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Asha is a gal after her own heart, which means
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: you want to see enthusiasm, you want to see some
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: pep in your step, you want to see some charisma,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: and that's what Kaylee is showing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: It's also like Jen to me feels like a old
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: school like British butler, Like that's kind of like her
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: vibe just kind of like uptight and very precise and
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: amazing at being precise.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But that's not this, you know what I mean?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: And you know what you and I should like that
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: and we should we should prefer that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: It's like wever remains of a day. Yes, yes, spring
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: in Jen, bring in the stew, Jen, I'll make hut
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: second stew, Judy Dench and the others.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's just not going to fly on this.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: You can't just come in there like.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: That and expect to be and just rewarded.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Right, you need bubbles.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: And I mean when I say bubbles, I mean the
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: chimpanzee from the eighties, very sad story. Okay, and he's.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: In the same uh sanctuary as Taka from Taka.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Taka and Bubbles there are.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do remember that. That's so great sad story. However,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: they are living their best lives. Yes, and it's the
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: time and the place for that. It is now they're okay,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: you guys, all right?
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, Luke actually asked Joy he really shot his shot?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: And I like that she took Joy and shoved it
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: back down.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I love that she gave him a little French takedown.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: She's like, no, no, no, not going back to you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: I like she was kind of sarcastic. I know, my goodness.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I didn't think so. I mean,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: maybe it wasn't that extreme, did it seem? Next day?
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I feel like she really did.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: And at its heart that's exactly what it was. I
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: don't know what all those words are said, but yes.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: In your opinion, how did it go like you say,
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: how it went, I'll be I'll be Luke. Okay, maybe
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: maybe we could go back to your chilling, just like
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: chilling your cabin. Yeah all right, well you can't blame
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: me for Okay, now you be Luke and I'll be Joy.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, maybe we could just.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: What you're talking to me, you stupid face.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Come bangs were shaking. We're doing that so hard your banks.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: But if you want to watch this podcast, please go
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: to a druma dot com slash drama darling. They're gonna
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: totally bang it out later though.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah they will.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: And even if they don't, he's really befriending Joy for
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: the access to food. So I mean, if Joey really
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: wants to cut it, that's where she needs to cut it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: We know about that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: And I might be able to pull this guy's name
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: if I can his name. We never get it, no
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: hold on, it's like it's like Tucker, you're it is
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: like that. It's like Richard or Tucker or Simon or
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Smitchett or like what the hell is his name?
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: It's like a real.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah he was guys, you know what I'm talking about?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, I know because we talked the other day. We
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: couldn't get it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: We were talking about him the other day. He was
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: the one to talk.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, we were. We were talking about him. Okay, we've
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: had enough.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Time to think of it. I just had it thrasher. Yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: it's like if you're so close, it's Thurston. No, no,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: it is like a thuh.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: It's like thicket, throdder, thrutder, thredder.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: We got thrudder. Okay, well we'll circle back. Zarina for
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: the kitchen, that's right.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she thought that he wanted her, but that's
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: not it. He wanted someone else.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Okay. He was from a farm to you guys in Maryland.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's right. That's right. He's your cousin.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Strutter god.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so close to that. Well, if we put
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: a Stu and a thuh together, what do we get?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Stupid? All right, we should move on because we got
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: to get to McBee. Wait.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I just want to mention that, Joseph said, and worth
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: five hundred million dollars. I have jet You know I'm
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: a pretty good looking guy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Well that's all you need. I don't know why. I
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: don't know why women are fleeing from you in the
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: middle of the ocean.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: That's so weird.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I'm in the middle of the ocean.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Like that is when it's impossible to leave a situation.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Someone actually executed in an impossible escape to get away
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: from you.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: She was gonna jump off the bus. She was, yeah, yeah,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: it was not good.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Captain Sandy's like, hey, on their preference sheet, they
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: say that they can't wait for the water toys to
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: be put in, you know, so just get them ready.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: And I'm always convinced it like it never says.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: That on there.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, yeah, one more or last thing. Ah,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: the naughty boys, We're gonna get those out.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: We get to slide out.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: We'll get all the toys. It says they can't do
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: without them one second. All right, We're gonna have fun
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: and they can't. It says right here, it says we
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: can't have fun without the water toys immediately.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: All right, Sandy, Can I see that sheet now? All right?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Visible?
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: It's invisible. In get to work, all.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Right, Sandy.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Are you walking ways at your capris or are you
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: ripponsh paper?
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: A little bit of both?
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Good stuff.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I love that Asha told dumb, dumb Joseph not to
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: disrespect the Boson, and then Captain Sandy told him at dinner,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: don't disrespect my chef.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like good stuff.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Things I liked you did like both things. Okay.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: I felt bad that Sandy had to sit across from him.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: M Yeah, and then just like deal with that the
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: whole like babysit him.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Well, and that was a move that meant to me.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: That meant everybody was so done with dealing with him
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: that they're like, we'll just put Sandy in front of
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: him because I don't want.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: To talk to him, and she ran away. You could
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: hear those capris. They've never swished together faster than that moment.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't even be around that guy.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: All right, Okay, let's get into McBee. Oh my god,
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: you guys, this is just like we're two episodes in
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Emily and Tessa still remains to not have her voice over,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: and not only that, oh you mean at the Halloween
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: party with Masha.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not going to be like last year. You
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: all remember that.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: They're like, Tessa, you're not going to voice the montage?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Will you say that now? But why not just having
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: in the cane just in case.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: They better get her back in it, because one tiny
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: little moment with her in like an old western bar
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: made outfit isn't gonna be enough for these two gals
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: recapping this show. I'll tell you that right now, McBee producers,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: So if you want your precious little show to thrive,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: you better get Tessa on our screen fast and get
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: that voice on that microphone, because she's got the voice
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: of gold.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Thank you, and now.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Amy was serious.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: The producers didn't know how serious until she drove up
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: there and took a baseball back to their production.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Truck and all their cameras. She did it Galina style.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: In fact, she asked Galina to helper. Galina was happily available.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Galina smash and shit left and right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Jesus when at that party when they found it? When
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: or I guess it was at the party or whenever
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: it was that Galina found out that like Masha's trying
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: to get Steve to propose to her before he goes
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: to jail. Yeah, I thought for sure, hold on, I
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: thought she was gonna like go to every jewelry store.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Oh and smash up shut the jeers. When she just
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: dipped out to do that. That was fucking wow.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: No, it's like, let's get this, let's we're gonna operate.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: We're we're on business hours now, and this is threatening
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: our you know, our farm.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Hey, what do you consider business hours? This is making
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: me nervous.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Violent time business. I call it violin oak clock. And
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: it's okay by me because Galina can do.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: No.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I'm a little concerned. I thought we were in a good,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: better place. I thought we were, but judging from that
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: glare with that high top table at her party, the camera,
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: oh my.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: God, panning in and out.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Have you seen that recent that there's a meme or
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: a video that's going around with pet day at baseball
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: park and there's a dog watching another dog get a
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: hot dog from its owner.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: It's Ai Emily, No, I'm kidding, Fuck it probably is.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: It probably is because there's this real good boy dog
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: just watching it go down and not biting or begging,
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: just watching this sweet dog eat a hot dog.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: And that is Galina just watching Masha take was family.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, except as Galina didn't have a sweet face.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, okay.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: When but but this dog, you could you could play
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: it either way.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's might not
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: be a good boy.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: He's plotting. Okay, he's a he's a good boy. He's
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: a good boy.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: He's a good boy. Who's a good boy?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Everyone who's listening? Who is listening on your phone? Like
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: the speaker's on and your dog is near ready?
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Who's hot dog? Who's dog? Who's a treat?
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Side?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Go for walk?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Go for walk?
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Treat you guys have to walk and treat your dogs always,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: probably time anyway, cause.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Horrible she's a horrible person.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Dogs, dogs, dog.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of darling dogs. Okay, there's a
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: lot of dogs that are darlings, so don't get started.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: In fact, I would say fly to them.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't lie.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I just promised them something that I couldn't deliver, but
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: that their owners might.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Kelly listen, she's.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Listening to this at eleven pm, and now she's got
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: to take her dog outside.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Well, Kelly, let's shake a tail feather, okay, because that's
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: what being a darling is about. And I'll see you
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: on the next zoom with your dog, because they show up.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Well she does, now she does there's a lot of
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: darlings that show up at the Patreon zooms and everybody
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: brings their pets. It's awesome, all right. So oh yeah, okay,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: So Masha showing up at this Halloween party after apparently
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: last year's Halloween party ended up with Galina and a mugshot.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also Galina's party.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why there aren't restraining orders happening.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: I m because the production company from McBee forbids it
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Reese's pieces break keep talking.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Well, because also there's the whole thing of Masha using
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: the camera as aka Jax Taylor to watch something that
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: she's not a part of. When you put when he
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: was watching Brittany through the security cameras at their house,
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: and so you can.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Get a restraining order for this. This is not acceptable?
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: So right, I know you don't have to break your
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: own shit, Galina. You guys don't have money, don't know
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: you sure cameras? Why are you breaking your security?
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Here comes col Here comes cold with this tiny mouth.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna broke her this deal with the cameras when
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Selby's what deal?
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Uh? Pacifically Cole, are you going to break.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna pacifically break No, I'm gonna pacifically close all
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: the deals for all the cameras that have been broken,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: and the I'm gonna sell them off one by one
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: and uh hold on, let me look at my paper.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, two ton cameras.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: And I really wish I knew the answer to that.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: That may be a little nervous. I'm not gonna lie.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. I was like, he's not gonna
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: But I did realize this episode, Yeah, that.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: We cannot screw this deal up?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Is that was the name of the episode.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Well, they say it so many times all the time
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: in MCB because there's a lot of deals they cannot
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: screw up.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: To MCB, what we gotta get this cake up the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: stairs was the cake boss. How are we going to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: get this cake up the stairs?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: He's a pocket pick cake, he's important for ANTIV.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: It won't fit around the corner how And then is
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: we cannot screw this deal up?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna hear them both.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: You are and I love wait, so hold on, I
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: know we're going in every which way, but real quick,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Steven Junior. I didn't realize how high his voice is
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: until this episode. Oh yeah, yeah, Hi, okay, this is funny.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: I get hey, Carl, you can't screw this up, are you.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna pop in there and see how it's going. Meanwhile,
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: he's like, hold on, I got a girl coming into town.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: We got the most important deal of our lives. I
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: find a girl in now. Huh. It's like making mouse.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: He's got white gloves on.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I feel like, I like Ali so far, but I.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I know it's not long for this world.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I just think, like, knowing what we know
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: too about Steven Junior, he's just he seems so capable
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: in so many ways, but it is so stunted with relationships.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: And I'm yeah, because I mean, it really is the
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: real Now. I will say Cala did seem to have
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of problems with that family, So for me,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of like, Okay, maybe it was a little
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: more fifty to fifty with that relationship, and maybe and
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: it's good that they didn't work out. But then with
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: this now, knowing where it ended and knowing and seeing
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: all those texts that he sent, and I was like, oh, man,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: are you.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: I just think he's just acting out whatever his parents'
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: relationship was, and I think with calla.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Emily's drilling down on something. Y'ell better listen now coming close,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: all you dogged out there, go on.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I think I think Steven needs so much.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Of a distraction that he's got to create World War
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: three with whoever he's with so that he doesn't have
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: to think about the farm dying.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Now that's sad.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: So I think he's just got to create a shit
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: storm with whoever so that he, like the relationship can
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: take his full focus so he doesn't have to think
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: about everything else. But I think like he needs to.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Break that pattern.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: He see, yeah, that makes sense, and he does seem
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: like he really throws everything. He goes all in, you know,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: and then it's almost like maybe the other person can
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: never do enough or be enough for him, perhaps.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or else they have to match his drama and
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: he's crazy, and then that's great, that'll last a couple
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: of years. I don't think Ali is going to do it,
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: and that's why they did it work. And then he
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: sent this crazy amount of texts that you would send
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: if you were like an eighth grader maybe to her,
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: and she's like this idiot, you know what I mean?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I really enjoyed seeing them walk down that country road
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: that was made just for them, and that drone shot
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: and the dog.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, that farm is amazing.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Every time we're on that farm, I'm like, I could
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: put up with his shit.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Oh me too, honey, especially if I'll get closer to
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: a Jesse. Hey see, I'll be right back. I'm just
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: gonna go drop this off at Jesse's. I mean that's
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: her name, Allie's.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they live sixty miles away now.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm gonna make sure I get there and build
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: a house nearby, which that's crazy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how do we get I would like we should
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: get on the mcbees lawyer call list so that they
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: can call us and they get dumped in the middle
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: of the ocean, and then we can in the middle
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: when they get dumped in the middle of the ranch
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: like Joseph on below deck, then the lawyer can book
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: us to be the next ladies.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I'm in.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: I am Ian and take long to fuck Steve.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: It sounds like, oh yeah, that was rough, Alleys, it
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: was rough.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: That was.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I mean wow, But good for her.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Good to enjoy that ranch.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got work to do. You gotta go pump
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: some cows.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I guess it does make me feel pretty sad for
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: them when they're having to sell this, well, the headquarters,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: that head quarters h Q they're selling Okay, they're selling
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: this HQ, which is seven million dollars. It's nine hundred
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: thousand bushel facility. Okay, And I know you're counting your bushels, Emily,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: so just keep up.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: It is does it hold the bushels? Oh?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: The large?
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: The large?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, but I think the small was like
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: seventy five hundreds.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: I really wish, I really wish Steve were here to
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: tell me. He said I wasn't gonna be able to
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: do it, damn it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: But it sounds like, uh, you know, that's such a
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: huge part of it, and like the office that goes with.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: It is so sad.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: But they're gonna still have the oh god, don't get
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: me started. And now they're only going to have the
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: meat packing facility and what something else?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: I can carry the car washes? Oh yeah, the car washes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, this is crazy because last week
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, did he say the car washes? The
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: investment was thirty million, and you're like, I think it
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: was three. I'm like Yeah, Well then Cole said it again.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: He goes three to four million is an investment with
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: the with the farm right now and car washes is
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: a forty million dollar investment. It even went up by
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: ten million since last week. So and those are the
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: two things that they're going to be focusing on. And
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I think that are doing really well. So I don't
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: think that it's not like they're in debt. I think
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: they're just they're making that money back. But it's a
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: high number.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, they are in debt, it's just that they
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: have things that will make that make them even even.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Then later exactly exactly, And I was so excited to
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: see that Casey has a tallow face cream business. I mean,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: how organic and fabulous is that?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: That was pretty cool.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm excited about that.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: And it's already like doing really well.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: I want to get some Were you surprised to see
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: all the product that the mcbees push. Yes, When he
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: took Dally through there, I was like, I mean I
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: get the T shirts fine, but like I was like,
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: and then there's the beef tellow cream and then there
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: was like another.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: There's the steaks. There's like I mean a lot of it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I just different kind of steaks, which are different kinds
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: of steaks, right, Yeah, the face cream, the.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: What else? The grain? No, I don't know what else.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Well, it looked like there's a couple lines of coke.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: They sell coke, they sell, cocoa cola they sell. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: think there's a couple of cosmetic things, because I was
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: confused about what Ali uses the shave and what Casey
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: is using as her lotion.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: They seem like different things.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did so.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I wonder if we'll have to look into that to
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: see if that goes underneath Casey's umbrella. She's so low
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: key too, because she's like, I just thought that I
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: would just take some of this extra fat and stuff
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: the marrow and like, just like, you know, use it
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: for my baby's bum. Looks like I'm gonna be a
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: fucking billionaire now. Honestly, mark my words. Her business will
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: probably save if she invests back into the company, she'll
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: probably make the most money.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, at least for a little while.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they do.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Like Christy McBee does great with whatever she's doing, So
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: go ahead, Casey.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: How about the music? I wrote down some of the
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: lyrics at the beginning, It's like, Wow, del Lack cowboys
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: live in the country too, wed Day.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I love it. Thanks really good.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I think that was the music that Joseph was listening
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: to on below deck Matt actually when he went to
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: the wheelhouse.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, they didn't have to put audio over it because
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: it was already cleared.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: That's right, that's right.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, they've got thirty days to get everything out. And
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Galina is just like, Oh, I used to live in
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: work in whole, mice in drawers, build car wash, makes
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: so much broke heart, Steve, we start again, cry tears,
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: let's work, smash cameras the end, and you.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Audition with that monologue too. That's great.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Masha, Masha, Masha, Masha, she got how much she scares
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: the shit out of me? Is I think she's ai?
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's real.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: That's what scares me.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the empty glaze in her eyes scares. Galina scares
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: me for a whole bunch of other reasons.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: And Masha is just like a horror character.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, she is.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Like like like like Meghan.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Well, when she said exactly exactly Meghan, I thought that
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: because she said bride of Chucky and I was thinking
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: of Tilly, and then I was like, she looks like
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: fucking Meghan.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I love that we are on the same page.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Lank, blank, blink blink.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: She's like, you know Steve, you know how Steve b
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: you know how McBee Steve b you know.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: How Steve is stub.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Sweet.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Christie's like, I came here if I would have known.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, okay, so like maybe the producer said bring
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: this these steaks over there and you might run into Masha,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: But if I had really known that you were here,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I would have never come here.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: At least Galina.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Has the respect for the children that I bore, whose
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: toenails that I clip when they're thirty years old. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: am the mother of Steve mcbee's children.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: And you the way you treat my boys. I don't
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: know what I'm doing.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Do you want to play with me? Christie?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm I'm not even gonna come out
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: from this partition wall because that is how much you
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: scare me. Okay, so you didn't even see me. I'm
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: decomputing you. I'm gonna turn you off and I'm leaving
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: right now. Whatever you are looks.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Like batteries are still operational.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, like your steak well done.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Gone.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: It's really just because Christy doesn't like her steak's well done.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: She wasn't afraid she didn't. I don't either, she doesn't.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: I would hate that hate it steaks for everybody.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Well, we shall see. But this is just a great,
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: great you know.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: What show, wow, really important real quick. Yeah, more like
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: missteak because it was a mistake.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, Friday, this is Friday and drama Darley
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: have some recist pieces, you guys want.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Some recist pieces, I can talk about.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Christie guzz over a play with me.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Christy here. Oh, she threw a horse at the party.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: Let's make one thing clear. Party me, Party Halloween. I
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: love holiday. Gallina love Halloween so much, Marsha, no ruin
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: Halloween for Galina.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: This is my party, you little wrer.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Like she she like flip right.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: It could have easily gone the way of like durite
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: saying kunt and like darite every time she tries it on.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: We know she's trying on the word when she says it.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: But Galina, it comes from a deep level. It's more like, yeah,
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: I don't fucking care.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, I really don't care.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Her daughter's right there. She doesn't care. Go to jail.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: No big thing.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Was there last week?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: By the way, did Casey was wearing that mask and
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: walking around, sneaking around the party, and She's like, don't
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: out me. I'm trying to do something.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Was she outside to hear Cole say he was going
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to propose to her?
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm worried about.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so she better have.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: You want her to hear.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I want him to be held accountable seven years.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: They got a baby, and she's gonna lose his house.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: They need to lock it in.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up with that?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: I love that. Steve's like, this is the one I'm
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: gonna marry her. She's the one. I'm gonna marry her
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: in two weeks. Well, and then Cole's like, we were
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: are you kidding me? Ye, don't just give me a week.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta ring.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: I wanna get a ring, and I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: be like, hey, oh.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Go look at Sorry.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: He throws it in a big grain pile and he's like,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: go look in there. Try to find something that's seventy
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: five hundred tons of drain is.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: He God, I really wish i'd do that.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: You're such an idiot. Why did you do that?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Cole?
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: It wasn't wasn't romantic at all. You don't throw a
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: ring in the grain stall or whatever it's called, throw
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: the girl in the grain and then you then you
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: fuck her for five seconds.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Hard? All right, Ord.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Hoard, All right, guys, Well listen. Jesse looked fabulous, and
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: he even looked hot when he was sad about.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Selling the h Q. Thank you so much for listening.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: We love you, guys. What's are doing here?
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: And everybody business? Yes, he looked hot. Listen up, everybody,
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: circle up.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Do you want to play a game? Don't you come
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: near me? Don't you go near him