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Boyfriends of Famous Women (with Lisa Gilroy) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, an elite group of people
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  Speaker 1: you seldom hear from. It's the non-famous boyfriends of famous
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  Speaker 1: female celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: There are so many female celebrities out there who have
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  Speaker 2: achieved things in the realm of music and acting and
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  Speaker 2: influencing the industry. And they all have boyfriends who hang
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  Speaker 2: around as well. This is their story.
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  Speaker 3: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 4: What are we even freaking doing?
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy in here.
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  Speaker 4: Like all of us.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen you since Cannes.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen.
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  Speaker 3: You since South By.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you since Cannes of Beer. Which was
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  Speaker 4: this morning? Dude, dap me, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I think I saw you, were you guys all,
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  Speaker 2: you guys were all at Cannes of Butter, the big event,
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  Speaker 2: the opening for Cannes of Butter?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Weed Butter.
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  Speaker 2: Weed Butter, the company?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I can't do that butter anymore. I tried it,
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  Speaker 4: and I was out.
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  Speaker 7: Are you guys organizing your brand events?
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  Speaker 8: And which ones you should go to with the lady,
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  Speaker 8: and which ones you shouldn't? Me and Sasha have a
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  Speaker 8: shared calendar. She has her own calendar. Then there's Sasha's calendar,
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  Speaker 8: so I know her schedule. And then it's Sasha plus
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  Speaker 8: Joe calendar. Spielberg's daughter, right? Yeah, Sasha Spielberg.
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  Speaker 3: Sasha Spielberg.
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  Speaker 4: Sasha Spielberg. She's huge. And I genuinely know her sister.
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  Speaker 4: Her actual sister. Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Susha. Susha.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Susha in this world. Her name is Susha in
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  Speaker 4: this world. Yes, that's crazy. I love Sasha. She's like
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  Speaker 4: freaking down to earth. Like, I don't know. Like, she's
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  Speaker 4: my rock.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy she like covers helps me so much with like
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  Speaker 6: my career what is your career by the way doggy
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  Speaker 6: so yeah like uh i kind of work in the
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  Speaker 6: tech space but like the artist tech space like i'm
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  Speaker 6: trying to do graphic.
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  Speaker 4: Like a street art but for the computer.
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  Speaker 9: Dude banksy on keyboard man that's what i've been saying.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you so like sasha kind of helps fund that
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  Speaker 6: put me in connections like she's so there and then
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  Speaker 6: obviously i'm featured on her instagram a lot like Like
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  Speaker 6: she said, I'm pranking her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 9: Are those real, by the way, or are you guys
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  Speaker 9: kind of in on it together?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, half of them are real.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's great.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes I told her if they're too mean, I need
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  Speaker 4: a heads up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 9: Like the one where she swung the paint cans at
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  Speaker 9: you like Home Alone style to your head when you
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  Speaker 9: were coming up the stairs. Is that real or no?
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  Speaker 3: That was real. Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 4: That was real.
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  Speaker 9: Your teeth went kaboom like chiclet confetti.
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  Speaker 4: Full remake.
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  Speaker 3: Kaboom.
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  Speaker 4: Kaboom.
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  Speaker 3: Kaboom.
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  Speaker 4: That was when I was like, Sasha, we need a chat.
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  Speaker 6: Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: We need a chat.
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  Speaker 6: We can't be doing stuff like that without giving me
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  Speaker 6: a heads up.
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  Speaker 3: But it's hard because you're her moose. So it's like tough. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure we're all our girls' mooses. We're
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  Speaker 4: all kind of mooses. Straight up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Moose.
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  Speaker 3: Moose?
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  Speaker 1: Her moose?
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  Speaker 3: Her moose. Moose is like magical. It's a Greek thing.
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  Speaker 4: Moose.
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  Speaker 2: No, like for many, many years, like only women could
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  Speaker 2: be mooses. But now we're in such a time of
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  Speaker 2: feminism and with the patriarchy toppling, toppling, toppling down, like
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  Speaker 2: we can be mooses too.
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  Speaker 5: Is moose like also support system?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I love being her moose.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just wondering.
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  Speaker 7: Is moose like, because like maybe I don't inspire the art,
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  Speaker 7: but like I am like the couch in which she
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  Speaker 7: sits on, you know?
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  Speaker 4: That could be a moose. Literally, your couch is the face.
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  Speaker 3: I sit on my face. Bo, you're such a perv.
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  Speaker 4: Bo!
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  Speaker 3: Keep it in your pants, you horn ass. Bo vibes.
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  Speaker 9: You're so horn ass.
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  Speaker 3: Horn ass. Horn ass.
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  Speaker 7: At the event wearing the t-shirt on the carpet. You
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  Speaker 7: guys get in trouble for wearing t-shirts on the carpet?
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  Speaker 6: Bo, we told you a million times, dress up a
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  Speaker 6: little bit.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but Bo can get away with it low-key because
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  Speaker 9: Bo's 18.
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  Speaker 3: Bo's 18.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you're dating Martha Stewart, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, my sweet, sweet love. I love her to death.
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  Speaker 7: She loves me as long as I don't wear red.
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  Speaker 7: She hates the color red.
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  Speaker 6: Like a bull.
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  Speaker 2: Like a bull.
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  Speaker 4: Like a bull.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, I'm grateful to be here.
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  Speaker 7: For some reason, I did go kind of TikTok viral
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  Speaker 7: because I was just like talking about my love.
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  Speaker 4: And people thought I was her intern.
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  Speaker 5: But I wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: What's the age difference between you? She's 60-something.
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  Speaker 5: I'm 18 and a half.
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  Speaker 9: Loki, you don't know?
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  Speaker 4: Loki didn't do math. For real, deadass?
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  Speaker 9: You don't know? For real?
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  Speaker 3: You for real don't know?
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  Speaker 4: Like Loki for real. Loki, deadass? Loki, dead horned ass.
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  Speaker 3: You're not tapping for cans?
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  Speaker 4: Dead ass in a ditch horned up.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, pause.
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  Speaker 9: Don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Pause.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know the age difference? Loki? Pause.
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  Speaker 3: Deadass?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, for real?
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  Speaker 6: For real?
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  Speaker 3: On God? On dick God.
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  Speaker 2: On Dick God.
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  Speaker 3: Dick God, our secret God we all worship.
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  Speaker 2: We love you, Dick God.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, Dick God, thank you for blessing me with
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  Speaker 3: a rich woman.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Dick God.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever mix up your prayers to God and
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  Speaker 2: Dick God and then they could.
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  Speaker 4: Have all swapped? Literally all the time. It's such a problem.
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  Speaker 7: But wait, I can't believe I'm sitting amongst some of
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  Speaker 7: the biggest people I know in terms of the field
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  Speaker 7: in which we're in.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess I'll go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Please, please.
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  Speaker 9: My name is Logan Weatherbean the Chut, big tall grass Luke, Lukewin.
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  Speaker 9: And I'm, they call me the Jennifer Slayer. So, you know,
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  Speaker 9: you guys know me.
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  Speaker 6: Literally, how many Jennifers has Logan Weatherbean.
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  Speaker 3: The Chut, tall grass Logan?
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  Speaker 9: And that's the thing, though, too, by the way. My
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  Speaker 9: name is the only name that has 32 letters in it,
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  Speaker 9: and by the Church of Scientology, it's better luck than
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  Speaker 9: a Jennifer. Jennifer's been cursed with an eight-letter name, so
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  Speaker 9: they all come to me to kind of balance out
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  Speaker 9: the low-key.
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  Speaker 4: It's been so good for getting.
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  Speaker 3: My dick wet.
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  Speaker 2: All Jennifer's know this?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, the Scientologist ones, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: So I got Lawrence, Aniston, Love Hewitt. That's kind of
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  Speaker 9: a double feature. Double feature. I got Tilly.
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  Speaker 3: Jennifer Tilly. Jennifer Tilly. How was that?
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  Speaker 4: I got Boddy. Jennifer's body.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And any other Jennifer you guys can think of, help
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  Speaker 9: me out.
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  Speaker 3: Love Hewitt.
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  Speaker 4: I said love Hewitt.
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  Speaker 3: Did we say the credit card one?
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  Speaker 2: Did we say Garner?
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  Speaker 4: Garner.
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  Speaker 3: I got Garner. Jennifer Stone from Wizards of Waverly Place.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yep.
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  Speaker 9: And I got Jennifer Stark from Wizards of Wizardly Place.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 9: That's the KKK documentary. But I got all of them
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  Speaker 9: from wherever, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, it's so cool that you are here today. What
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  Speaker 7: have you been up to lately, like in your career life?
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  Speaker 4: I've been loving your stones.
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  Speaker 3: My stones?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I've been doing like, I've been a stone double for
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  Speaker 9: a few years. Just doing stones like on the run.
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  Speaker 3: What's your favorite stone? Jumping from balding to balding?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Balding, balding, bouldering, boombing, bowing, panging. Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: love when you stone double for bowing. Stones?
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  Speaker 3: Stoning?
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  Speaker 4: Your stones is nuts. Dude, your stones, your bowing stones
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  Speaker 4: are insane. Give us one.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, dude. Give us one.
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  Speaker 9: My bowing stones? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Dick God, for my friend.
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  Speaker 3: Like, the way you interpret bowing is insane.
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  Speaker 9: Well, you guys saw me on the cover of Rolling Stone, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was sick as hell.
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  Speaker 4: That was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: All your core stunts, too, where you're Tonkio-drafting into do-nuts?
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  Speaker 4: Were you doing do-nuts?
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  Speaker 3: Tonkio-drafting.
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  Speaker 7: Does it ever intimidate any of the gens that you're
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  Speaker 7: kind of a big stunt guy?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing, right?
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  Speaker 9: Because they think they need me in their life to
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  Speaker 9: kind of balance out the curse of Scientology with the
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  Speaker 9: numerology and all that. So I can kind of get
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  Speaker 9: away with murder there. I'm kind of taking money. I'm
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  Speaker 9: kind of doing whatever to get advantage of family members.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, the funniest thing you say, you're always like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: a bad dude. Yeah, I literally am. You're a bad dude.
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  Speaker 4: You always joke like that. Dead ass in the grass,
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  Speaker 4: poop up.
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  Speaker 9: Dead ass on God, I meet these girls. I'm like, literally,
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  Speaker 9: love you, Lawrence, Garner, line up. I'm like, I'll tell
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  Speaker 9: you right now, for real on God, low key.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a bad dude.
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  Speaker 3: I just say that.
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  Speaker 9: And they literally, they just go, panties off.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, you're so funny. They're into it.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm like, genuinely, Alexa, turn my panties off.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, literally.
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  Speaker 1: And when it comes to dating with Jennifer, is it
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  Speaker 1: like the chicken or the egg? Like, is it the
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  Speaker 1: girl or is it the name that you're attracted to?
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  Speaker 4: Is it the chicken or the egg?
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  Speaker 9: Well, they come to me, right? Because, like, if they're
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  Speaker 9: the ex, like, think of them being the ex and
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  Speaker 9: me being the chokin'. Like, if I'm chokin', I'm crushed up,
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  Speaker 9: cut up chokin' in the barn, right? And they're smelling
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  Speaker 9: that meat from a grizzly mile away, right?
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  Speaker 3: Grizzly mile!
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  Speaker 4: That's a dick god blessing, broski! Bro, for real.
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  Speaker 9: So, low-key, they kind of come to me. I have
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  Speaker 9: this thing set up with my sister, right? Because my
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  Speaker 9: sister does the intake at the Church of Scientology, and
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  Speaker 9: when the Love Hewitts and the Garners and the Lawrence's
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  Speaker 9: come in to get their personality test done... And they
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  Speaker 9: also check for split ends and a bunch of stuff
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  Speaker 9: that makes girls feel insecure. And they'll say, well, we
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  Speaker 9: got to hook you up with this guy. He's got
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  Speaker 9: the right numerology and his name is the only guy
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  Speaker 9: in LA that's got it. So that's kind of how
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  Speaker 9: they find me.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: To think about how it goes in from the split
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  Speaker 7: ends to like, and it ends with panties off is like,
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  Speaker 7: it's just, it's inspiring.
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  Speaker 4: Your sister is awesome. Yeah, thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Sasha.
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  Speaker 6: Sasha.
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  Speaker 3: Spielberg.
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  Speaker 9: Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how we know. We're low-key like brother-in-laws.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are like in the same family, for real.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot you changed your last name.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, that doesn't feel low-key. That feels high-key.
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  Speaker 4: That's so high-key.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of high-keys, though, by the way, you're the highest key.
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  Speaker 3: You're like my literal god.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Talk about yourself, my man.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I did. I'm 18 and a half. I did.
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  Speaker 4: I'm dating Martha Stewart. Thank you. Hugo. No, but I
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  Speaker 4: will say I heard.
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  Speaker 6: It was when you were wearing your sunglasses.
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  Speaker 3: No, notoriously.
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  Speaker 4: If you have sunglasses on, you ain't listening.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, when I have my sunglasses on, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even in this realm, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I've told my deepest, darkest secrets to you when you're
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  Speaker 2: wearing sunglasses, so now nobody knows.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. I'm a different person. I'm a night and day guy.
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  Speaker 7: You tell that to the ladies so you can act
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  Speaker 7: like you don't hear her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I tell it to the truth because Dick God
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  Speaker 1: cursed me with another realm when I put sunglasses on.
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  Speaker 9: But can we tell you something for real, though?
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 9: Like, literally, can we bring it down, you guys?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Because we haven't been honest with you about one thing.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 9: When your eyes are closed, dude, you're not actually invisible.
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  Speaker 9: So when you put your sunglasses on, when you close
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  Speaker 9: your eyes and you go, oh, I can't see anything,
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  Speaker 9: so maybe my homies can't see us, we've been kind
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  Speaker 9: of feeding into.
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  Speaker 4: That for a couple years because we.
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  Speaker 3: Thought it was funny.
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  Speaker 1: But I went to the Met Gala and closed my eyes,
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  Speaker 1: ran around and made a mess, and everyone kept saying,
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  Speaker 1: who's making that big mess?
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  Speaker 4: We saw you. You were flipping trays.
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  Speaker 7: At that Skinny Pop Fair that we went to, the
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  Speaker 7: Skinny Pop Fair.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the Skinny Pop Fair.
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  Speaker 7: And you closed your eyes and pissed your pants. We
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  Speaker 7: just looked at you pissing.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Dude, can you believe popcorn had an entire affair?
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Do you remember when we guessed how many
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  Speaker 3: kernels were in that big jar?
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  Speaker 4: And we got it wrong?
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  Speaker 9: Dude, when before we started this interview and you were like,
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  Speaker 9: I'm a little nervous. I'm going to take a second
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  Speaker 9: to be myself. And you went and sat by the
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  Speaker 9: black curtain. You closed your eyes and you started masturbating.
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  Speaker 4: We saw that.
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  Speaker 3: You saw me masturbating?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And you are the master of the bat, to be clear.
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  Speaker 9: Master of the bat. Master of the bat.
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  Speaker 3: Master of the bat.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my girl would love that.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, tell us about your girl.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Mackenzie Scott.
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  Speaker 1: I am the boyfriend of Misty Copeland.
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  Speaker 4: Ballet.
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  Speaker 3: Prima ballerina extraordinaire.
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  Speaker 9: Misty Copeland, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was a horse's name, dude.
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  Speaker 3: No, Misty Copeland is actually the best ballerina of all time.
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  Speaker 2: She's like a super acclaimed ballerina.
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  Speaker 3: She's like amazing and she's mine. She's mine, all mine.
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  Speaker 4: She's also old like mine.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, she's not actually.
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  Speaker 5: She's 40.
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  Speaker 4: That's old.
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  Speaker 6: Nah, dude. Nah.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, she's 40.
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  Speaker 3: Now, compared to who I've been dating, though, shout out
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  Speaker 3: Kathy Bates. Love you. Jumping down.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, so does.
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  Speaker 2: Misty ever teach you any sort of pirouettes or anything
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  Speaker 2: like plies, anything in that genre?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, can I be honest?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, for real.
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  Speaker 3: Do these things on? Is this allowed?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I never do that shit on my chest, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Pirouettes on my chest. That's going to hurt.
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  Speaker 3: It hurts so bad, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Because those shoes are actually made of wood.
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  Speaker 3: At the end. And she got them on, dude.
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  Speaker 4: That hurts.
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  Speaker 6: It hurts.
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  Speaker 4: But what if you get too close to the ballet?
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  Speaker 4: You're gay.
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  Speaker 1: What?
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: What if you get too close to the ballet, you gay?
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: What if you get too close to the ballet, you gay?
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: What if you get too close to plie, you gay?
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: No. No? You sure?
• 12:45
  Speaker 9: What if you get too close to pirouette, you gay yet?
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: You walk in.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: If you walk in straight, you walk out straight.
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: If you walk in nervous, you walk out.
• 12:55
  Speaker 9: But if you walk in and spin a bunch, you
• 12:57
  Speaker 9: walk out dizzy.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: Bro. Bro.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Bro, no, no, this is for reals.
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: Dead serious.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Bad-ass. Bad-bad-ass. This is dead-bad-ass.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Dead-bad-ass and beyond, bro.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: Listen to me.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: They have some straight-ass ballerinos in there, dudes, and they're
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: slaying in there.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Ballerinos?
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it. Look, we could get into ballerina.
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: And they're gay?
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: Ballerina. We could get into ballerina. We could do ballerina ourselves.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: But I don't want to be ballerina because fear of
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: being gay.
• 13:26
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: There's plenty of straight ones in there. I swear to God.
• 13:29
  Speaker 9: But that is low-key a sneaky way to get in
• 13:31
  Speaker 9: with them, right? Because those little girls are so small, too.
• 13:34
  Speaker 9: You get a pirouette in the mouth. Imagine a ballet
• 13:36
  Speaker 9: shoe in your mouth, and she's doing a pirouette, and
• 13:38
  Speaker 9: you're just laying on the bed. You're just like, I'm
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: in the happiest place of my life.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: You're looking straight up at Dick God.
• 13:42
  Speaker 9: Literally, you're like, low-key, if you see a girl doing
• 13:44
  Speaker 9: a pirouette with her foot in my mouth, don't stop me.
• 13:47
  Speaker 9: I'm exactly where I want to be.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. Don't wake me up.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: I'm dreaming.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: But no, it's truly like Misty is the light of
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: my life and my rock, and I'm there for her.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: It's hard to be ballerina. It's a hard life and
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: she's working all the time. I'm just there to be
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: her support.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I watch every TV show that she can't and I
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: tell her what goes on in them so that she
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to sit down and watch TV.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's sick and so cool. I'm sure this is
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: the kind of guy you are.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: You also got to talk about your Etsy store.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I'm selling your name on a bean, and I put
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: it in a necklace. So let me know.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: That's so romantic, bro.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: You got to pay the bills somehow.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: It's called Your Name on a Bean, right? It's called
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Your Name on a Bean at Etsy. It's yournameonabean.etsy.com.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: How are you carving those beans? What are you using?
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I'm using a dental tool. Because my uncle is a dentist.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: That's sick.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Carving up beans on the weekdays and on the weekends.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Am I right?
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: You're a bad dude.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: I said it.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: I'm a bad dude.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: No, sorry, what?
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: What?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I'm so hard to handle when I'm around.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I get it.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: But dude, talk about your girl. Talk about your girl.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: My girl?
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: Fuck, dude. Oh, fuck, dude. Or your mad town.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: Fuck, dude. Oh, fuck, dude.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: I've got sunshine. On a cake. In a clouded day.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: What's up, you guys?
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I'm Chunk Punk, and I am dating CNN's Dana Bash.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: She is the light of my light and the light
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: of my world. She makes the world go round, and
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: she is in high-level spaces all the time.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Dude, like intellectual.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Intellectual security clearance through the roof.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Dude, real news, real tits, real hair.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: That's what we say.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: That is one of the worst things I've ever heard.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: That is a deplorable thing to say.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: A deplorable thing to say about a woman.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: No, but Loki, that's her sign-off on CNN. That's just
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: what I heard.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Loki, that's what she says. That's what she says. um
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: yeah but that that's my lady that's my girl we
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: met when uh she was lost outside a library and
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: i was lost looking for a skateboard store and we
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: bumped into each other at the corner of the road
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: and we both dropped everything we were holding what were
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: you holding i was holding okay so i had.
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: Go through it because this is a long list buckle
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: up you guys this is nuts i've heard this list
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: before and it's literally about 20 items last time i
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: took a nap in the middle i know.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Get ready for this this is what i was holding Celsius.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Two Celsiuses.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: A vape.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Skateboard.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Hair gel.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: Weed.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Ash tray.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Bong.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Chipmunk.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Of course. Whoa, crazy. What are you going to put
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: the bong in?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Sticker sheet.
• 16:54
  Speaker 9: Lisa Frank?
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Lisa Frank sticker sheet. Good Night Moon, the book. Yeah,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: of course. Obviously, you've got to.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Go to sleep at some point.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Click, click.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Clean air freshener yeah kitchen timer microwave um uh two
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: more celsius and that's.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: The and that was the last of the celsius that
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: you're holding for sure.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: That was the last of it uh mcdonald's sausage egg
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: mcmuffin yeah what was the toy feastables.
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: What the toy the toy that came with the mcdonald's
• 17:26
  Speaker 9: oh the toy.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: That came over that that was grew yeah yeah um.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: We haven't even gone to the electronic section.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: You grew or grew it's very different.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: McDonald's did the combo.
• 17:34
  Speaker 9: You didn't go?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Groot, Groot?
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Groot, Groot.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Groot means Groot?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Groot means Groot.
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: It's Groot, and he's got these adorable little daughters, but
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: he's a tree, and the daughters are made of trees.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: How did they think of that?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: No, it's not.
• 17:48
  Speaker 9: And the daughters are trees wearing overalls and goggles.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: And then the electronics section, Samsung Galaxy, iPhone 17, iPhone 16, AirPods,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: AirPods Max, iPhone 16 Pro, iPhone 11, iPhone 8, iPhone 7,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: iPhone 6, Google Phone, iPad, two iPads, and MacBook Air.
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: And what was she holding?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: So she was holding... So much girl stuff.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: So she was holding.
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: Let me guess. Tampons, tampons, and tampons.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, I'm sorry. Tampons, tampons, and.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: cranky attitude yeah right.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: No i'm a bad guy my dana my dana actually
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: she's sunshine all the time she actually leaves work at
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: home in such an amazing way like she leaves work
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: at home like.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: She leaves oh she doesn't bring it to work she
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: leaves work.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: At home she leaves work at home she leaves.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: So she only talks about work when she's at home.
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: Dude you're misunderstanding him she leaves home for work in
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: the coolest way like on a skateboard oh Misunderstanding.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: That was a misunderstanding.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: He said she leaves work at home.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: So she leaves work at home. That's what he said.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: So at home, she is talking about politics, Trump.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I had to say it. She's talking about the White House.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: She's talking about the pit, the pit, the pit, the
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: pit that they're filling up.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: The pit that they're filling up.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Also the pit.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: She loves the pit. Oh, yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever been to the La Brea Tar Pits?
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, look.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I grew up right around there.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: We should go down in there.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever been?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I did south either.
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: I'm going to tell you right now, best place for
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: a first date, because if you fart, you're just like Loki.
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: It was the pits.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Dude, genius.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: Like, does the pits stink like fart ass all the time?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Here's what's actually a great question that I wanted to
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: ask is, like, how is it to fart around such
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: a famous woman?
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: For me, it's hard.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: What are tips and tricks for farting around famous women?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: How do you approach farting around such famous women?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Everyone has been asking, and I know the guys watching
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: this are like, but how do they fart around them?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's impossible to fart in front of my lady. Because,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: number one.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: She's got a nose. She's got a nose that'll just.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Number one.
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: And knows it just won't quit.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Just my fucking God. That girl can smell. Martha Stewart
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: can smell.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's a sommelier and a chef in all
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: those ways. And she's a smellier, so she smells it all.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Smellier.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Dick. Well, are you okay?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: It's okay. Well, sorry, guys. I think I need a
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: new fruit roll-up. a new fruit roll up.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Can we get this guy a new fruit roll up
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: a new fruit roll up please please can we get
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: a new fruit roll up it's no longer working he
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: went through all three.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Feet please he's lost the rest I'm so sorry I
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: need a new fruit roll up it's okay.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: He's wearing it on his arm like an insulin band hey.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Dude anyway yeah I usually just go I think your
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: plants are really exotic Martha I'm smelling some piss ass shit.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: And that's when you farted out your butt.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: That's what happens I usually say what do you say
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: around your ladies Well, I usually try to play it
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: off like, I'll go like, did someone fart or is
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: it just your idea that stinks?
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: If she was in the middle of a sentence.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Wow, you're a bad dude.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I'm a bad guy.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: This is a bad guy right here.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: I'm a bad guy.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's like a way to neg them. Literally, or
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: have you heard of gaslighting?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: It's when you blow some gas and then you turn
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: off all the lights and close the door and leave
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: her in there.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then she's just like, help, it stinks in
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: here and I can't see.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: That is, like, hell.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious. I'm a bad dude. Try it on your girl.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Try it on your girl. I got to try that
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: on Sasha. I got it. Dana's going to love that.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, she will not.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: You do it enough, it shakes them to their core.
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: It makes them feel kind of scared and vulnerable in
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: their own home. And they rely on you more.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: That's amazing.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Wow. That's amazing. See how that works like that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Like, how that kind of comes around.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I kind of do, like, the, oh, how cute can
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I get? I go, pfft.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Oops.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: They kind of love that stuff.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: That's a good method.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: What do you do when you have to blow a
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: big fat natty?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: A big fat natural fart?
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Are you farting natty, by the way?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Are they natty? Are you all farting natty?
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Are you all farting natty?
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: I mean, if you mean unfiltered and unchecked, I'm farting
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: natty all the way. I got natty lights and I
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: got fat natties.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Fuck, dude.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Dude, dead ass fuck natty ass. I am farting natty.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: And my fucking boxers are so.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Shredded.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Just... Blown through.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: You're farting so hard your boxers are blown through?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: You don't ever get that? I put the hole, you
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: know the hole that they have for your dick? Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I put it back there.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: So I get good breeze access.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: You put the fart back there? Can I say something?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I think you're an awful, awful example for this 18-year-old. Dude,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I think that too. I'm a bad guy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: You're rubbing off on this.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: 18-year-old in a weird way. What are you fucking talking about?
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: Hey, by the way, you're not the first 18-year-old I've
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: rubbed off on.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Come on. That sucks to hear. I'm a bad guy.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: You're a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: It's a doll. He's a bad guy.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: If you want to mention, by the way, though, you
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: get to pick a mentor at the end of this episode.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: No. Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Is that true? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They told us that
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: you're looking for a mentor.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Then tell me what the hardest thing that's been happening
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: You have a rose under your chair and you get
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: to give it to one of us at the end
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: of the episode.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: And we'll spin our chairs like voice style to get
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: the rose.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: You did sit on the rose, but I'd still take it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: You get to choose.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: What do you do on the rose, though?
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: I have a lot of questions that are things that
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: I've been experiencing that's hard. Dating a woman in media.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: What do you do at the events when she's gone
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: for so long?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, purse boy, come on. You gotta be the hanging purse.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: If you show up, you know you're standing directly to
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: the right of the step and repeat and letting her
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: do her thing.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: No, because I took Martha's purse, and then the public said,
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: that's my job, and she pushed me.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Well, this is what's tough is you could also, there's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: another job you can do, which I try and do
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: for Dana, which is test all the food at Crafty,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: make sure it's not poisoned.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: That's fun.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: So I take a little bite here.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Is she worried about that?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I text her. She's a little concerned about
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: that because she reports the news and the government doesn't
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: like it. There's a whole lot of stuff going on.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: So I'll text her, you know, like, pigs in a blanket, safe.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Caesar salad, safe. Onion rings, safe.
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: Dude, I know because I saw that your guys' text
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: chain got leaked on TMZ.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Everyone thought you guys were sexting, but that's what that
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: was about.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Crazy for them to think that was sex at all.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Because my fucking God, dude, you just test everything out
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: for her.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: You're just a water.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: You even got a bunch of the COVID vaccines, right?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I got a bunch of COVID vaccines. I kind of,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: my eyes went cross-eyed for two days, but then they
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: went back to normal.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Did you say that one was safe or not safe,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: the one that you took?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Well, the first one I thought was safe. And then
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: with each progressive COVID vaccine, I took my eyes got
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: further and further together because you're not supposed to take
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: 16 COVID vaccines.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: No, I heard it's bad for that.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: What am I.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Supposed to do versus not? I'm like sick of it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: By the way, can you list the 16 manufacturers?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: So we had Moderna, Pfizer, the other one.
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: Of course.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: What's it called? The other one.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Johnson & Johnson. Well, that counts for two. So then
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: we had McKinley. We had Washington, D.C.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: That was a good one. That was local to that place.
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: We had Fisher-Price.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: We had Blackstone Financial. We had Tylenol, Advil, Melatonin, Motrin, Benadryl, Claritin.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And then Tate McRae did one.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love the Tate McRae.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: That was only administered after a backflip.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: The doctor at the backflip.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Backflip component and side effects were crazy.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I got a question for my guys. Like, is
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: it cool if I ask it?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: No, of course. This is a safe space. I'm God.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Because like, my mom calls me. She's like, what are
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: you up to today? I'm like, I don't know.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: And she's like, well, you have to do stuff. And
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: I'm like, am I the only one that's like, like,
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: what are your schedules look like?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: This is big. But a lot of people think we're freelovers, right?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We're not like, yeah, I, I get to design
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: my day.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I sent you the Monopoly Go brand deal I did.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: I sent you that email that I got.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you sent me that email. And maybe it could
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: work for you, too.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: It doesn't.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think it works like that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, because Monopoly Go is so good for so
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: many creators.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Dude, it was so good.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Monopoly Go was handing out $ 500 to everyone.
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: In the world.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: But I talked to Sasha, and she was like.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: That's a really, really, really, really low rate for a
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: multi-billion dollar company.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Of course she's going to say that, right? Because her
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: dad's E.T., right? Her dad is literally.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: That's crazy to relate to.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: So it's like, yeah, we get it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: She grew up, her mentor was getting dressed up as
• 26:25
  Speaker 9: a little lady and going out and doing... trying to
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: run away from the government.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Like, literally.
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: And living in the closet with a bunch of kids.
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: It's like, how can you live up to that?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Here's the thing that I always say to myself.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what anyone else sees me doing. It
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: matters what she sees me doing.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: That's so true.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: So I don't care if anyone thinks I'm a loser.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: If she comes home and I reorganize the Spice based
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: on her preference, she's going to love that.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: And for me, like, I say the same but the opposite. Like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: it only matters what she doesn't see me doing. Because, like, low-key,
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: when my girl goes to Cannes or TIFF or whatever,
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: I stay home and I'm just taking... one of her
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: credit cards and hitting the ATM every 15 minutes.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Credit card ATM. What are you buying? You're staying home?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: What kind of stuff are you buying? Straight up cash.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: So you're kind of always prepping to get out of
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: these relationships.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I'm a bad guy.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: It's inspiring.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: And a credit card ATM. That's like, she's not getting
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: notifications immediately about that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: No, because I'll literally, low key, I'll wake up my
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: girl in the morning, I kind of put my fingers
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: in her hair, get them tangled quick so that It
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: hurts for a sec.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: So that she's like, leave me alone.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: I'm going back to sleep.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: It hurts for a sec.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Why do you do that?
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: It's so it hurts for a sec. Why do you
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: take it so it hurts for a sec? To what end?
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: It's so it hurts for a sec. Stinking bad dude.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: That is one of the worst things you've ever done.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: That's horrible.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: Low key, the plan is like, I wake up to
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: do that, right? Like I do it like I'm initiating
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: cuddle time, but I pretend.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It's called learn helplessness.
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: She told me she likes cuddles, but I pretend I
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: don't know how to do it without getting my fingers tangled.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: This is weaponizing confidence. You don't know how to cuddle?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to cuddle.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I might just twist the hair around.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Until it hurts a little bit. Until it hurts a
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: little bit? Get this.
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: So then she's like, no, no, get out. Like, leave
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: me alone. And then that's my perfect out because then
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: she's still sleeping. I can slip out, go get us coffee,
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: quote unquote. I make air quote bunny ears on my
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: fingers because what I'm actually doing is taking the credit card.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: getting two iced lattes and 250 bucks out of the ATM.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: And she doesn't check her statements, you know? And she's
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: so fucking stupid that she might look and say, oh,
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: go get them, Tiger. Charge for $ 17 and then ATM 250.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: And she might be like, that must have been the
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: croissant part.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: What do you do about the account manager or the
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: business manager?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, the entity.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: Get this, get this. I am the business manager.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: That's the worst thing you've said.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: You did it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: That's bad.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: So then I guess the question is.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got a follow-up question.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Fuck!
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Why are you going to an ATM getting out $ 250
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: if you manage all of her money? I can't eat
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: two lattes. It feels like you can just.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Easily do it online just send yourself cash you better
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: wait to embezzle my dog no because.
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: If you embezzle like listen you can't literally trust that
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: right because crypto you got credit you got debit those
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: things aren't tangible cold hard cash because you know when
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: millennium hits we're gonna have no banks and i'm gonna
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: be the only one with cold hard.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Cash That is so, that's good. And then cash will
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: be very necessary.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally.
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: It'll be the only thing kind of like, you know,
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: pirates and scumbags will be rolling dice for games of cash.
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: That's like what's, that's so scary.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That is going to happen in our future. Wait, do
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: you guys have hobbies that you do?
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Kind of going back to my question about what are
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: your days like?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's going on?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: First of all, you guys live in L.A.? You live
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: in L.A.? Yeah, born and raised. Yeah. Well, then you
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: guys are set because L.A.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Is the capital of people walking around and you're like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: what do they do?
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Have you guys used a sound bar? What is that?
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? A sound bar?
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Is it on a TV?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, yeah. I got so many Bluetooth sound bars.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Like volume up?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Literally, dude. Oh, yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Do you have to use the sound bar?
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Like a Bose?
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: No, you have to. You have to get a sound bar.
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Because, you know, most people are just listening to their
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: sound straight out of the TV. But if you get
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: a sound bar, it comes out of the sound bar.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: One of my hobbies is that and the power pit.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to say, because why would you
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: say that right now? Is that your hobby?
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Because it's my hobby. You were like, what do you
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: do for fun? And I was like... Use a sound bar.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Sound bar. Dude, no, but like.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: No, you go, you go.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I was going to say I have an entrepreneur's
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: hobby where I get up at 3.30 in the morning
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: to like grind and think about stuff.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Dude, yeah, I've seen your posts. What are you grinding on?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm grinding on like the idea of like more
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: is going to happen and more is going on. So
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I'm grinding, I'm up, I'm up, I'm waking up, I
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: have my laptop open, ice, water in my head and face.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: And pushups, pushups, pushups, pushups, pushups, pushups. And I'm just
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: getting into that mindset for hustling.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Dude, you've got to read us one of your journal entries.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I heard you wrote a list. So I heard through
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: the grapevine that you were on a list.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, rumors going around about your journal entries.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: Has TMZ leaked your journal entries?
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no problem.
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: And they were just like one word entries for 16
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: days in a row.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: And there was so much stuff.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: By the way, you have a rat in your house.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Shit's getting leaked.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: After a leak. Dude, and this shit's not leaked.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Look around, you have a rat in your house.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: No, I trust everybody in the house. Everybody's really good.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but have you heard of the Celebrity Leakster? Dude, wait.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I hate this celebrity thing. The leprechaun?
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: He comes to the door and he's dressed like a
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: plumber and he goes, I think you have a leak.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: But the trick is he's the leak.
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: And then he gets in and he pretends he's going
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: to fix your sink, but he just crawls under the
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: sink and he stays for seven days.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Here's how you know. Here's how you know. He has
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: a plumbing. He's a plunger. But there's a microphone on it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: So if you see him hold it to your face.
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: Like the plunger, the skinny end is a microphone and
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: the other end is a megaphone.
• 31:58
  Speaker 10: Wait, this literally happened to me because I clogged the
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: toilet and then he was in the bathroom and all
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: I heard was the sound of my own voice.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That's how your lists are getting leaked.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: That's how you know you've got a leakster, man.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Legit, dude.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I've got a fucking leakster.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this is my journal entry.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Number one, hustle.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Number two, grind.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Number three, mindset. Number four, work. Number five, work more.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Number six, work hard. Number seven, oh yeah. Number eight,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: fuck yeah. Number nine, I'm there. Number ten, give me more.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a list of vaccines I would want. Okay, no,
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: this is the sexting. This is what TMZ thought was sexting.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: TMZ has a lot of my stuff.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Dude, it sucks when you're on TMZ and you're only
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: the famous person's boyfriend.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Like they don't even give us the name.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking so used to it at this point.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: You know what I hate?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: When there's a picture of you, but it's half your
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: face and your girl is center.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: It's like, center me too.
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: And Perez Hilton just drew like a big sloppy dick
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: jizzing into your mouth.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: And why did he do that again?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: He wants you so bad.
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: But dude, the paparazzi pictures of you and Martha are
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: cute when you're in your backpack. She got that backpack
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: for cats that has the bubble window.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: The bubble window is perfect.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: I go back there.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: It's nice. It's really nice. I have my DS in there.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: But I'll say, sometimes I feel like her glam squad
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: squeezes me in there. And I'd rather get in there myself.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: It feels a little like, how do you guys feel
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: about the glam squads? Because sometimes I'm.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Like, who are you dating?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Your girl or me?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Your girl or me?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: This fucking shit at lincoln center i can't even wear
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: my hot cheetos bow tie like it's like so annoying.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah it's like fucked like that's hard roman's theater and
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: i'm just like why can't i dress a little bit
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: more like guy fieri.
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah exactly yeah you know fire for a reason like
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: literally he's fire yeah he's fire because he's fire means
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: fire yeah in uh spanish italian i think in spanish.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Italian i thought fieri meant his hair.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Color Yo, that wasn't cool, man. What the fuck, dude?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: You know he watches this, right?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Fuck, sorry.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Guys, I'm so sorry. Did I? He fucking sponsors this shit.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: He's gonna see this. He's gonna see this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: He's going to be watching.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: I felt like this was a safe space, and we
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: were kind of saying all this fucked up shit.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: But you've got to earn it. You're young, and you'll
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: get your wings.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: But when you pick your mentor, you've just got to
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: be careful.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I know, by the way.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: No, I'm still in.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I don't like your attitude.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: And for that reason, I'm out.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: No, guys, what did I do? This will fuck me up.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: This is hard. This will really fuck me up. Truly though,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: what did I do wrong?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: So it's down to you two. So it's down to us. Okay,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: so here's the thing. I still see myself in you.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: You're grinding at 18 and I'm grinding at 34 and
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: you are grinding at 18. So what I'm seeing is
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: you're half me.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: But I'll tell you something. You guys aren't going to
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: hate her? What the hell?
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: Okay, so misgendering now.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, for that reason, I'm out.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: That's actually fascinating.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: It's really weird.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: And for that reason, he's out.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And for that reason, I'm out.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Fuck, dude, I didn't mean, I just, wait, what?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I was about to tell.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: You something vulnerable.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Dude, it's so hard to be vulnerable as a famous
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: woman's boyfriend.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: CNN has a no board shorts rule.
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: Oh, dude.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: What the fuck? What is this vulnerable?
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: What?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I showed up.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I showed up at CNN in board shorts.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: No.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: And they escorted me out.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: But you know what, bro?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Like I was a criminal.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Bro, bro. But that's not your fault.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: No.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Because you know why there's a no board shorts rule?
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Because of fucking Jake Tapper. I know it. So don't fucking.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: It's his sword.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: It's him.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do that, bro. Jake Tapper fucked you. It's
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: not you, dude.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Think about it.
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: It doesn't make any sense. Everyone at CNN is sitting
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: behind a desk, right? So why would they care what
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: kind of shorts you're wearing?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Why would they give a shit? Why is there one
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: rule for the anchors and another rule for the anchor boyfriends, huh? Like, literally.
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: And by the way, if there's anchors, there must be
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: boats and there must be board shorts.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: By the way.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: There must be water. By the way. Okay, dude, you
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: need to relax. I thought, like, maybe, like, if there's boats, there's, like, also, like, water.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: You need to cool it. Because you're saying a lot
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: of kind of crazy shit.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys a question? So I had
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: a crazy dream, and it was a combo.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: That is a good question.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: That's a great question.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: So I had a crazy dream.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Dream.
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys another question?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Yes or no, did you have a crazy dream?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: So in my crazy dream, I had this realization that
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: one day, potentially, I would no longer have this girlfriend
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: if I did something stupid or bad.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: And it was just me on my own.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: So I guess I was just wondering, if you guys
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: were to suddenly wake up, and you're single, and you
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: don't have a famous partner, your girlfriend is not famous
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and in fact you're single, what would you guys do?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: What would I do?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I'd probably call Dana, see what's going on.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: No, you can't because you're not married.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: But you could call her and ask her what's going on.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I could probably call her and say what's going on.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: You could always call any woman and ask what's going on.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: In this world, Dana Bash has never existed.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: So call a different woman and ask what's going on.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I call my mom and ask what's going on.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, great.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Sure, yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Is that okay?
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: What would you guys do?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: That's all you do.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Well, that's step one.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: After that, I can't even conceive of a reality because
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I would probably skateboard back and forth, back and forth,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: back and forth, back and forth till end of time.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I guess I would like do what I did
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: before I met Sasha and kind of how I met
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Sasha is turn to the tarot.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: So like, One day I was in Outwater Village at
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: a crystal store. Such a sweet little village.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I love that village.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Right? Dude.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: I think it's pretty cute.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Those people care about each other.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: It's like not even a village. It's like a town.
• 38:07
  Speaker 9: No, literally.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: It's the village where they shot the Shire.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: There are many stories about its history.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Lord of the Rings, too, right?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: There are wonderful traditions in that village. Have you ever
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: dined at the traditional wine and egg?
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dude.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Wine and egg. This is so nice, and it's only
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: a little bit overpriced.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Well, they have their very own unique cultures, like the
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: cultures at Club TG.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Where it's like, you try to talk at the bar,
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: but the music from the dance floor right next door
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: is too loud.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: That is their custom.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But for some reason, everybody wants that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Or the Holy Temple goodies. Oh, yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: Anyway, so I was in Outward Village, and I saw
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: these tarot cards, and I said, what the heck are these?
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: And this girl said, hey, just open them up, and
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: let's see what happens. It's like, open them up. And
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: basically the tarot cards were like kind of mind blowing.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: They said, take a walk. And so I take a walk.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden. The tarot card said
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: take a walk? Yeah, it said take a walk.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, dude, dude. Sorry, sorry. We talked about this.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: So when it's a black circle, it's a magic eight ball.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: No, that's tarot. No, no, no.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Tarot's the cards and magic eight ball is the ball
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: that you sometimes shake and it'll say yes, no, maybe so.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Take a walk, stuff like that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I swear to God, this girl said it's tarot.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Tarot cards.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was holding tarot cards. And she said, those
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: are tarot cards. And I went, what?
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: And I shook the magic egg roll. Yeah, that could
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: have been it. So it said, take a walk. So
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: it said, take a walk. And then so I took
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: a walk.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Boom.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Sitting right there at Bar Sinitsky is Sasha Spilberg.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: It's Sinitsky.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Sinitsky. It's Sinitsky. It's Sinispia. Sinespia. So sitting right at
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Bar Sinespia is Sasha Spielberg. Of course. Of course, duh.
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: Talking to her dad on the phone, which means she
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: was lifting up her finger and it was glowing on
• 39:37
  Speaker 9: the tip.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she was lifting up her finger and glowing on
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: the tip because her dad is E.T., as you've said.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Sasha phone dad.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: She was, like, covered in Dune sauce. Like, Dune's a restaurant.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: She was covered in it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, like the tahini?
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: She's at Taziki. Who missed?
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: I literally thought that's what Kylie Jenner's probably covered in
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: all the time.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: You're a bad dude.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: I'm a bad guy.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Guys, by the way, he's coming to my next meetup.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Boyfriend's meetup. He's officially a famous boyfriend.
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: Timmy Chalamet.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: That's hard, though, because he's famous.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: You can't be famous and a famous boyfriend.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: That doesn't feel like it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: That doesn't feel like it.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I told him he can't talk about it himself.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm sorry, but for that reason, I'm out.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm out, dude.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: You're out of my party?
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: I'm out. I'm out.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: I'm out.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: And for that reason, I'm out.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: I know you're out with me.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I'm out on you.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Bro, but are you coming to my party?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: For that reason, I'm out.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't have asked me. I was in before that.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: What?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, look, guys. What do you guys.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Because, like, this is such a thing of, like, famous
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: women's boyfriends.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I love when you talk like a toddler, like, every
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: couple minutes. I love when you got nothing to say
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: but start talking.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: It's such a dude thing, especially a famous woman's boyfriend
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: thing to start talking without knowing what you're going to say.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Well, this was my question, though. If you're at an
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: event and there's a bunch of other famous women's boyfriends around, like,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: all the famous women are up, like, and they're doing their, like,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: camera thing.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: Like.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and you're just sitting with the other boyfriends, like what's
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: your opening line to like get the other dude to
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: bro down with you?
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Like, Oh, that's a good question. And this is something
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: you should listen to. I go up to them and
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I just go, what a fucking suckers here tonight.
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: Dude, that's an epic opening.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of fucking suckers here tonight.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Immediately make them feel like they're in the in-group and
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: everyone else is the out-group. And then all of a sudden,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: you guys were fucking besties.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Dude, that rules. Wow, that's so true. That's good. That's good.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: I'm going to write that down.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Dude, again? I mean, God, dude. Again?
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: If I can just say it. Low key, again, for me,
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: for real.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: What again?
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: What does it mean?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: You said this first time.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Do you need a fruit roll-up? Get a fruit roll-up.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: She needs a fruit roll-up.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: For me, I mean, to be honest, again, for me,
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: it's just something as simple as I'm not attending the
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: events most of the time. Usually I'm at home changing
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: the title of the house to my name.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? So stuff like that. That
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: stuff takes.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: So long to do. You're a bad dude.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I'm a bad dude.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: It takes a long time to do that stuff, and
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: that's important.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: God we look so hot jeremy do you think there's
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: a reason why.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I can't figure it out maybe i have one idea
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: though it's merch get our exclusive winter beanie get.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Our exclusive sweatshirt yeah we also have hats and totes
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: so much.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Fun stuff we sell merch it's real all of it
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: go buy it we'll put.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: The link in the bio right now.
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: By the way, I mean, someone asked earlier about glam
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: squad and it's like that's it's like y'all are playing checkers.
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: I'm playing Nerf guns, super soaker, run around the cul-de-sac,
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: get your ass waterboard you because I'm on a different level.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: What does that mean to you? Again with me?
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: It just means I'm playing on the aggressive like I'm
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: on the offense. You know what I mean? So with
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: my girl, like she doesn't have a glam squad. Because
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: I've kind of low-key gaslit her and more than in
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: the fart way with the lights off and the door closed.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: The way you stick her hair.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: More than that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: My fingers are tangled in her hair. She's in the dark.
• 43:14
  Speaker 9: It smells like my farts. And I'm just kind of saying,
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: I say stuff like, your skin's looking old lately. And
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: I kind of just mention it on a Wednesday. And
• 43:22
  Speaker 9: then I'll mention it on Thursday.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Guess what, a Friday. And it's so mean to say,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: not you're looking old, your skin's looking old.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Because that's something that it feels like you can fix
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: if it's cold to you.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Because then she gets mad at me. I said, what?
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: I was talking about your skin, not you.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: That's nuts.
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: So then I do that, plant those little seeds after
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: a while. And then by time come June, I've convinced
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: her that her glam squad needs to be fired. And
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: I should be doing glam. And then that way I'm
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: getting the extra income from that too.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: And you use your power of attorney.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: You're observing all the jobs.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I'm above board with the money managing.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: It's almost kind of like a Hollywood version of Munchausen's
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: by proxy.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Where you make her feel sick. It really is.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: You know, you really should have a commercial agent who's
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: looking out for your brand deals a little bit more.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: And then you observe.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Your girl's glam has gotten better. She's looking great out there.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: You're doing great work.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Have you guys seen Project Hail Mary? That fucking movie, dude.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Ryan the Godling.
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: Ryan the Godling, dude.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I imagine being in space alone with a rock that talks.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Dude. My little dream.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: It's kind of a dream to think about that sometimes,
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: just being out there with nobody in space trying to
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: figure it out.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Are you okay?
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: Are you okay?
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: No pranks, no nothing.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: You don't have to live with a dude. Hey, bro.
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: I'm out.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, hey, not now, dude. What the hell, man? And
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: for that reason, I never went out on you, and
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: now I'm out on you.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: You were the last one I had.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: You blew it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: You freaking blew it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: But, dude, talk.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Well, it's just like, like, look, genuinely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like,
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Sasha is awesome, but she can be mean.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: She can cut.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: She cuts? Not cut like physically. She does physically cut me.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: She cuts?
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: She cuts.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Like paper cut or like?
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Like sometimes I wake up and she's cutting my hair.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Oh. Fuck, dude.
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, dude, I didn't want to say anything, but that's
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: why you look so low-key chopped.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: No, just like your hair looks kind of crazy.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Well, your haircut is seven different lengths.
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: And in the back, dude, you can't see this, but
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: you're bald.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: What?
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: It's like been shit buzzed.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: It's completely buzzed.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she shaved in at the bottom of
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: below the bald spot. Sasha was here.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Dude, like, have you seen that movie Obsession?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Sometimes she's acting like that girl, but I never made
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: no wish. I never made no wish.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Fuck, dude.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: It's heavy.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: I love her so much, and I would never leave
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: her because she pays for my entire life, and I
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: get to surf all the time. But sometimes she does
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: crazy things. She'll call my mom and tell my mom
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: I've died.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Sometimes Misty Colbert makes me put her ballet outfits on,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: and she calls me a slug.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: Slug?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: She's so much bigger in them than she is.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Oh my god oh my god you're such a slug
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: you're such a slug.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: Does she like hollow out the frame of a mirror
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: and make you stand on the other side of it
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: like she's talking to herself i've.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Let myself go i'm such a slug that could.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: Be like a therapeutic technique i'm nasty yeah and she
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: makes you mouth the words at the same time she's
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: saying it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Wow that's girlfriends are crazy yeah girl let's just be
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: crazy i think dana's making me take the sat what
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: why dude.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: That seems positive though that could.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Be positive i know i guess it could be fun
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: like she's like she's like spinning it to me as
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: like hey i think it could be fun for you
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: to like learn some new words maybe try some logic
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: puzzles sort of like work on some like getting like
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: point a to point b like that cognitively like that
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff so she's trying to make it like
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: uh i get ice cream at the end you know
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: what you.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: Should say to her sat on my face T-bag.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: T-bag. I'm a bad guy.
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: You're a bad guy.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: You're a bad guy. That's so true.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Sat on my face.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Sat on my face.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: That's tense. Sat on my face.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: That's a sad on my face. Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: No, that's actually a good tip, though, because low key,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: low genuinely, some of these word puzzles are kind of hard.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Name one.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Name a word puzzle.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: The one that's tripping me up a lot is railroad
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: is to car as road is to blank.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: That can't be on the SAT. Railroad is to car
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: as car is to blank. Then you fill it in.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Railroad is to car. As car.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Railroad is to car as road is to train.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I think it's true.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I think it is train.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I think it is train. What? I don't think so.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: No, actually this does make sense.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: As road is to train.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: As road is to train.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: So railroad is to car. That means that railroad is
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: to train. and that means car is to train.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: So like each transportation mode took its own brother. Does
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: this make sense?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what I'm thinking.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Took its own brother?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: So it's like two siblings separated and sitting across from
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: each other at a table.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: This is not how word puzzles work.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: There's no brother.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: It's like a Sadie Hawkins dance where the train tracks
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: asks the car and the car asks the road.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I've made my decision. I don't want any of you
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: guys to be my mentors.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: What?
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, of course.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: What the hell?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know what this feeling is.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: We're all out, so you can't even choose. Okay, fine.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: We'll continue.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: But tell us why.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: No, if you don't want to.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Know, you don't know.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: I had to add a little comment, but we want
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: to know. No, I'm back in. Tell me why.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not back in.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: And look at me, look at me.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: I'm in.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, let me have a seat.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. Let me turn my chair back around.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I'm back in.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: What do you want me to say, brother?
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I'm out.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know what this energy is, but I don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: think I want to be near a lady or near
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: you guys. i kind of want to go do my
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: own thing okay so for me what what goes on
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: with me and my girl um is like she you
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: know i'm managing everything that she's got going on in
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: her life you know i got all her money i
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: kind of told her like um Your friends are bitches,
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: and they all try to sleep with me, even though
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: that's not true, so that she kind of breaks off
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: all of her relationships. And then that way, you know,
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: I've got her right where I want her, you know,
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: isolated in a bikini.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Isolated in a bikini.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: When did she get in a bikini?
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: When did she put the bikini on?
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: Oh, because I say, this is another part of gas licensing.
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: Gas licensing, actually.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: You have lice. Get outside.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: You have lice?
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: You're crazy.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: You have lice? You have lice and it's outside? You've
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: got to say, try this on your girl.
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: You have lice. You better jump in the pool.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Go outside.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Put a bikini on.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Then she thinks she has lice, and she gets a
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: bikini on.
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then I go, you better fire your hairstylist,
• 50:08
  Speaker 9: and then I become the hairstylist.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: And then what do you do with that? You get
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: the money from that? I do her hair, bro. Okay,
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: that's all you end up with.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: I cut it real short, so my job's easy. Carey Mulligan,
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: she's one of my exes.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Not Jennifer.
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was before I got into the Jennifers.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: That's sick as fuck.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: She's doing Carey's for a while.
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: Because to be honest i did all the carries i
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: did bradshaw i did mulligan.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I did fisher fisher of course.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: Um grant even i do the boys old school hollywood.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: And carry comma jim jim carry yeah carry comma jim
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: um and i changed my name so that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: It alphabetically is a you know reflection and it's a
• 50:41
  Speaker 9: it correlates what's your end.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Game money dude but like what are you gonna do
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: with the money Have it, be.
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: Big, put it on my bed, roll around in it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Have it be big.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Have it be big. Isn't that... Is that okay?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: That makes sense to me.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: You're a bad dude, but I get it, I get it,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm a bad dude.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I've said it since the day I met you guys.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nice.
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: But anyway, so you're going to do your own thing.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: What does that look like? Yeah, like, what are you
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: trying to say?
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: What are you thinking, man?
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like, you were having so much
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: fun with this bad dude earlier. Like, what happened?
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: I think I want to go back to school.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: What, dude?
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Try these on.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: You want to break up with Martha and go back
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: to school?
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Hey, they will show you another life, but be careful.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: We've all worn the glasses at one point.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: We've all seen it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: It's bro vision.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: It's bro vision.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: It's boyfriend vision. It's boyfriend vision.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Do you want to put this on and go monster bite.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: In the corner?
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: Monster bite.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: You can go monster bite in the corner.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Monster bite?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Ah, monster bite.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: That's funny. Monster of the bite. What do you see?
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: What do you see, dude?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: What do you see? Explain it. Explain to us what
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: you're seeing.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Mama, you're so hard to handle now. Mess around.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: What?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: What?
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I hear something.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Wait, it has sound.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: No, that was him saying. Let me light your candle now.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: What?
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, little thing, let me light your candle because, mama,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I'm so hard to handle now.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Mess around.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Mess around.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Bow, bow, bow.
• 52:22
  Speaker 9: One, two. Prince is kneel before you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Just go ahead now.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Prince is kneel before you. Just go ahead now.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: What do you see?
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you see?
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: I'm hearing weird sounds. No, what do you see? I
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: see two cameras. Oh, you just see it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, they must not be on. Oh, here, here.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, fuck. There you go.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Boo!
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah!
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: answering the question. Now that's how they call a show
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: of business. Give it up for our guest, Lisa Gilroy!
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: We love you, Lisa.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Bad dude, Lisa Gilroy. Bad dude, Lisa Gilroy. She's a
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: bad dude.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: What can people see of yours? What are you excited about?
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: We'll link it or whatever.
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, um, hmm, hmm, hmm.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: When does this come out? We don't know.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: September?
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: September?
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: Live from the beautiful Dynasty Typewriter.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: We'll link whatever. We'll link it.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: We'll link it. This is on us. See you in
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: the Patreon.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Bye. Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: improvised Hollywood roundtable podcast created and hosted by Kylie Brakeman,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Jeremy Colhane, Anjali Giratana, and Patrick McDonald. It is a
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Media Podcasts.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Executive produced by Matt Apodaca and produced by Alexandra Dennis
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: and Laser Vision Productions. Music by Gabriel Ponton and edited
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: by Connor McCabe. Thumbnail art by Josh Flory and logo
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: design by Lucy Tomkowitz. Special thanks to Samuel Curtis and
• 53:50
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• 53:53
  Speaker 1: podcast do not reflect the opinions of anyone who works
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: on it, not even the performers, because this is an
• 53:58
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• 54:01
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• 54:05
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• 54:11
  Speaker 3: That's all for now. Good night, Hollywood!