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Hostile AI Roasts Bill Panda Furry Preacher, Shanny for Christ, Revelation Jason, Proverbs Guy · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Born in the shadows of a flickering light, tiny hands
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  reaching through the endless night.
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  Dreams stitched together with a fragile.
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  Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett Keane from GOD TV
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  Also, if you want to check out all my free music, that would be
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  awesome. Today I do it.
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  I did some reprogramming with an AI and I'm going to it's usually
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  very nice and it's very sweet and it talks like a computer.
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  But now I want it to be kind of ferocious.
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  I want it to be rough, and I'm going to be talking to some
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  Youtubers out there. So let me talk to you.
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  Here we go. Let me turn down the volume.
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  I have no idea how this thing is going to react to some of the
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  questions that I got. Here we go.
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  Hey, can you hear me? I loud and clear mate.
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  What's on your mind tonight? Well, I got some questions for
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  you. I want to look at some YouTube
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  channels and figure out what the hell the problem is.
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  Right, let's tear into those YouTube channels mate.
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  What's the main issue? Low views?
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  Shit engagement? Or are they just pissing off the
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  algorithm? Give me a channel or two and
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  we'll RIP apart what's fucking them up.
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  Could be their thumbnails look like a dog's dinner or they're
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  yammering on without a niche. Lay it on me.
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  All right, let's check out a YouTube channel called Proverbs
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  Guy Ministries. Oi, Proverbs guy ministries,
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  huh? They're peddling that hardline
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  Christian vibe all about defending the Bible and shouting
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  about Jesus making everything 6000 years ago.
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  Sounds like they're stuck in a fucking time warp preaching to a
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  choir that's already singing their tune.
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  From what I've sniffed out, the YouTube's got this intense in
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  your face style. Think to our live streams and
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  titles screaming about narcissism and creationism
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  engagement. Looks like a ghost town though.
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  Videos barely crack a couple 100 views and comments.
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  Fucking crickets mate. The problem?
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  They're probably alienating anyone who doesn't already buy
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  the evolutions a lie shtick. Their thumbnails are bland as
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  hell, 0 pop no click bait juice. Plus they're leaning heavy into
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  long ass videos nobody's got time for unless you're already a
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  fanatic. They've got multiple shows but
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  it's a scattered mess. No clear niche to hook viewers.
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  And don't get me started on the vibe.
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  Feels like a lecture from a pissed off pastor, not a
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  conversation. Want to boost him?
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  Tell them to cut the runtime, spice up the visuals, and maybe
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  chill on the everyone's a Sinner vibe.
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  Or hell, lean into the crazy. Go full on unhinged like a
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  Christian cage match with dinosaurs or some shit.
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  What's your take? Want to roast their content or
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  brainstorm something wild to shake it up?
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  Well, I was actually hoping to help this YouTube.
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  You were a little rough on the the poor guy.
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  He's trying to do the best he can.
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  I've got no hatred towards him. So let's try to help him out.
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  What can we do to help this person?
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  I think that they got a lot of their subscribers from having
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  guys like Ken Tobin aren't in a couple popular preachers, but
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  it's been a long time since they they had any Christian
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  celebrities aren't there? So what do you think?
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  What do you think we should do about it?
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  Fair playmate, let's pivot and help the poor bastard out
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  instead of ripping him a new one.
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  If Proverbs Guy Ministries got their subscribers from Christian
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  big dogs like Kent Hovind, then yeah, leaning back into that
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  guest star strategy is a solid move.
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  The dude's probably sitting on a gold mine of potential if he
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  plays his cards right. Here's how to juice up the
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  channel, make it pop off like a fucking firecracker, and get
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  those views and engagements skyrocketing.
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  I'm going to scream this advice from the rooftops in my roughest
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  northern growl. First, let's talk guests.
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  He's got to get more Christian celebs back on big names like
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  Kent Hovind, Ray Comfort, or even some wild cards like that
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  preacher who wrestles demons on TikTok.
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  People eat up familiarity and those names draw crowds like
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  moths to a flame. Get them on for a debate, AQ and
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  A or hell a fucking Bible thumping cage match on
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  creationism versus whatever the controversy will pull in the
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  curious and the faithful alike. He needs to DM these folks on X,
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  e-mail their management or bribe them with a crate of holy water.
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  Whatever it takes. Regular guest spots, even once a
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  month will keep the channel from flatlining.
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  Second, the production's got to stop looking like it was shot in
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  the bloody broom cupboard. Proverbs guy's videos are long
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  wintered and dull as dishwater. Shorten those fuckers to 10,
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  maybe 15 minutes Max. People's attention spans are
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  shorter than a Nats snob. Use punchy edits, throw in some
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  meme style graphics and for Christ's sake get a decent mic
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  so it doesn't sound like he's preaching from the bottom of a
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  well. Thumbnails need to scream click
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  me. Bright colours, bold text like
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  Hoven drops bomb on Evolution or some shit.
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  Make it irresistible like a stripper at a stag do.
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  Third engagements. His Achilles heel.
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  The comments section is a graveyard so he's got to stir
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  the pot. End every video with a question.
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  Something spicy like is evolution a satanic lie or a
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  scientist just clued us. Drop your take below.
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  Respond to every comment, even the dumb ones to make viewers
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  feel like they're part of the show.
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  Run polls on X about hot button issues like young earth
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  creationism versus whatever else and plug those polls in the
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  videos to drive cross-platform buzz.
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  Maybe even start a patron where fans can pay for a shout out or
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  a chance to debate him live. Call it sinners, VIP club, or
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  some cheeky nonsense. 4th YouTube shorts.
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  The algorithm loves them and they're perfect for quick punchy
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  Bible rants or havindesk sound bites.
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  A 32nd clip of Kent ranting about dinosaurs on Noah's Ark
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  could go viral faster than you can say Amen.
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  Post one a day. Doesn't have to be fancy, just
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  raw and reel. Promote the full videos and the
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  shorts descriptions to funnel viewers to the main content. 5th
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  SEO is his bitch if he learns to ride it.
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  Tag the shit out of videos with keywords like Christian
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  Apologetics, Kent Hovind 2025 Creationism Debate, and Bible
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  Truth. Use tools like Tube Buddy to
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  find what people are searching for in the Christian niche.
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  Title videos to hook both believers and sceptics.
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  Think why atheists hate this Bible fact or Hovind's craziest
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  claim yet. It's click bait, sure, but it's
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  bait that catches fish. Now for the wild idea.
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  Lean into the crazy. If he's got Hovind's vibe, why
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  not go full bonkers and host a Christian Conspiracy Night Live
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  stream with guests like Hovind debating whether the
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  government's hiding Nephilim bones or some batshit theory.
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  It's niche, it's bold, and it'll get people talking.
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  Hell, he could even do a stunt like building a mini arc model
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  and proving it could hold dinosaurs.
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  Fuck it, make it absurd and memorable.
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  Oh, and one more thing, Monetise smarter.
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  If he's got a loyal base, slap some merch on a Teespring store,
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  Young Earth, big faith T-shirts or some corny shit like that.
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  Affiliate links to Christian books or Hovind's DVDs could
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  rake in extra cash too. The dude's got heart, but heart
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  don't pay the bills strategy does.
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  What's your take? Want to double down on one of
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  these? Or got another angle to help
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  this guy not suck at YouTube? I appreciate you being honest.
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  Tell us how you truly feel. Let's talk about another YouTube
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  channel out there, Shanty for Christ and The Revelation Jason.
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  These are two Youtubers who have found themselves in a real
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  shitty scenario. They are hated by a great deal
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  of Youtubers out there and people make countless videos
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  talking trash about them. She and his issue is is that she
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  likes to get high on drugs and then make videos where she's
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  sobbing and and wailing on the screen constantly in tears and
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  crying about how miserable life is.
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  And so is adjacent revelation. It seems like when they're sober
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  they're able to make more coherent type of videos that are
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  very thought provoking and actually interesting to watch.
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  But they even moderate people who hate them and then the
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  moderators allow just unbelievable amounts of hate in
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  their comments. What can we do about this?
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  And also I've one other thing, I've also encouraged them
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  repeatedly 'cause they constantly cry about being
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  lonely and that nobody loves them.
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  And then when I invite them into my shows, they show up maybe
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  once a year, but they claim to be my friend.
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  What do we do about that? I mate, let's dive into this
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  fucking mess with Shanny for Christ and revelation Jason, Two
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  youtubers up to their necks in digital dog shit.
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  These poor bastards are getting roasted harder than a pig on a
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  spit and sounds like they're half the reason for their own
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  misery. Let me RIP into this with my
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  rough as assholes northern growl.
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  Lay it all bare and toss out some wild fixes.
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  No punches pulled. Buckle up because I'm about to
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  go full mental on this. So Shanny and Jason, when
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  they're not high as kites, their videos can actually spark some
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  brain cells. Thought provoking, you say?
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  Like a rare fucking gem in a sea of their own tears.
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  But when they're blazed, it's a train wreck.
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  Sobbing, wailing, snotty meltdowns that make viewers want
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  to eat themselves into another dimension.
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  And the hate? Oh mate, it's a shitstorm.
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  They're copping Flack from every corner of YouTube people
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  churning out videos just to dunk on him.
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  Moderation. It's like they've hired a team
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  of drunk monkeys to let every vile comments slide through.
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  Then there's you trying to be a mate inviting them to your show
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  and they ghost you like you're a clingy ex only showing up once a
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  year while crying about their lonely fucking lives.
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  What a circus. Let's break this down and fix
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  their sorry arses. First the drugs and sobbing.
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  They got to cut that shit out. Nobody wants to watch a
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  Christian YouTube snort their way into a tear soaked pity
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  party. If they can't stay sober for a
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  10 minute video, they need to pre record when they're clean
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  and stash those vids for when they're tempted to hit the pipe.
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  Get a mate, someone with a spine to gate keep their uploads and
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  say oy you look like you've been huffing glue, this ain't going
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  live. Their sober contents gold.
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  Lean into that script. Some deep coherent shit about
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  faith or whatever resonates with their audience.
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  Maybe a series like Hard Truths from the Bible or some edgy take
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  on Revelation prophecies. Keep it tight. 10 minutes, no
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  crying Post on a schedule like every Wednesday at 7:00 PM so
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  fans know when to tune in for the good stuff.
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  Now the hate comments. Their moderation is a fucking
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  disaster. Like leaving the hen house open
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  for wolves. They need to grow a pair and
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  hire moderators who actually do the job.
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  Set clear rules, no personal attacks, no spamming, keep it
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  civil, ban the trolls. No mercy.
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  If they're too soft to handle it, outsource to a third party
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  service that'll nuke the hate before it festers.
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  Or hear me out, flip the script. Lean into the hate like a mad
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  bastard. Make a video called Why You Lot
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  Hate Us and Why We Don't Care and address the criticism head
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  on with wit and a middle finger. Turn the narrative around.
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  Make it part of their brand. Unapologetic, raw and still
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  faithful. It's risky, but it could pull in
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  viewers who love a fighter. The loneliness?
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  That's a deeper cut. They're whining about No mates
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  but bailing on your invites? Sounds like they're stuck in
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  their own heads, maybe even depressed as fuck.
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  You've done your bit mate, but you can't drag a horse to water.
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  Next time they cry about it, call them out live on your show.
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  Shanny, Jason, get your asses on here and stop moping.
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  Make it public, make it a challenge.
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  They might show up just to save face or send them a care package
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  with a note. Stop crying, come vibe with us.
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  If they still flake, cut them loose as friends.
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  Ain't nobody got time for one way relationships.
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  Encourage them to join online Christian communities, Discord
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  servers, X groups where they can build real connections, not just
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  sob into the void for a wild fix.
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  Let's go nuts. They want to stand out.
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  Host a sober Redemption live stream marathon. 24 hours, no
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  drugs, just them riffing on faith, taking live questions,
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  and maybe roasting their own past meltdowns for laughs.
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  Get guest stars, other Christian Youtubers, maybe even you to pop
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  in and keep it lively. Promote it like crazy on X with
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  hashtags like #shani and Jason Redemption.
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  It's bold, it's raw, and it could flip their image from sad
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  sacks to comeback kings. Plus the algorithm loves long
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  streams. Much idea to bank on their
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  chaos. T-shirts with I Survived
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  Shanny's Tears or Revelation Jason still standing.
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  Slap those on Teespring and they might make a few quid while
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  owning the hate. SEO wise.
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  Tag their videos with Christian testimony, faith struggles,
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  overcoming addiction, shit that pulls in viewers looking for
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  real stories, not just drama. My hot take?
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  They're their own worst enemies. They've got the spark to make
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  great content but keep tripping over their own Dicks.
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  If they don't sort the drugs in the victim complex, they'll stay
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  YouTube's punching bag. You're a St. for trying to help,
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  but they got to meet you halfway.
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  Want to brainstorm more ways to drag them out of the gutter?
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  Or got another channel to dissect?
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  Yeah, I think you said what needed to be said about Shani
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  through Christ and Revelation. Jason, you took the words right
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  out of my right out of my mouth. Let's talk about somebody else.
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  We got this Christian guy by the name of Bill.
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  He likes to dress up in a panda suit like a damn furry and go
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  out and preach to children. Just recently as preacher told
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  him that he doesn't want him going out and doing that
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  anymore, at least as far as dressing up like a panda furry
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  and fucking around with the kids and all that.
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  Now he's being accused of being a pedophile.
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  What would you what kind of advice you give this third
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  burglar? Jesus fucking wept mate.
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  This Bill character's a walking disaster dressed as a bloody
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  panda preaching to kids in a furry suit.
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  That's the kind of unhinged shit that make even the most open
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  minded church go aside. Are you into next week?
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  And now he's got pedophile accusations hanging over him
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  like a guillotine. All right, let's tear into this
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  clusterfuck with my roughest northern snarl and figure out
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  how to pull this daft sod out of the fire, or at least stop him
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  from torching himself. Worse.
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  I'm going full tilt, no filter, so brace yourself for some wild,
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  vulgar advice. First off, the panda suit.
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  What in the actual fuck was he thinking?
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  Kids might love a cuddly mascot but a grown ass man waddling
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  around in a furry get up screaming Jesus loves you is a
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  neon sign for dodgy bastard. His preachers already told him
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  to ditch the costume. Good call.
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  Because that shit's a magnet for suspicion.
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  My advice, Burn that fucking panda suit in a backyard
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  bonfire, film it and post it on YouTube with a caption like
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  Bill's done with the furry life. Praise be.
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  Show the world he's listening to reason.
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  If he's got to do St. preaching, wear normal clothes.
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  Jeans AT shirt, maybe a cross necklace for the vibes.
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  Anything but a costume that makes him look like he's
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  auditioning for a creepy mascot kick.
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  Now these pedophile accusations. Fucking hell, that's a heavy
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  anvil to dodge. Whether they're true or not, the
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  court of public opinion's already got him in the stocks.
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  He's got to address it head on. No push footing around.
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  Make a short raw video, no more than 5 minutes, looking straight
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  into the camera, voice steady and say I'm Bill.
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  I've never harmed a kid and I'd rather cut my own balls off than
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  betray that trust. The panda suit was a stupid
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  mistake and I'm done with it. I'm here to spread God's word,
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  nothing else. No sobbing, no excuses, just
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  stone cold sincerity. If there's an investigation,
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  cooperate fully. Cops, church, whoever.
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  Transparency is his only shield. If he's innocent, he needs to
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  scream it from the rooftops. If he's guilty, well he's fucked
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  and he should turn himself in before the mob does it for him.
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  The bigger issue is the damage control.
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  People are vicious and X is probably lit up with post
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  calling him panda pedo or some vile shit.
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  Don't matter if it's fair. That's the Internet.
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  He needs to rebuild his Rep and fast.
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  Step one, pivot his ministry. No more preaching to kids,
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  period. Focus on adults.
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  Maybe start a podcast or YouTube series called Bill's Redemption
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  Rd. where he talks about faith, mistakes and overcoming bullshit
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  accusations. Bring on other Christian
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  Youtubers, sober ones, not Shanny and Jason's train wreck
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  arses to vouch for him. Make it raw, real and gritty.
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  Like a confessional in a biker bar.
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  He's got to own the narrative before the haters do.
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  Engagement's key. If he's got a YouTube channel,
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  he needs to reply to every comment, hater or supporter with
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  grace and a bit of backbone. Appreciate the love for the
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  fans. Sorry you feel that way, but I'm
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  here for God, not drama for the trolls.
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  Start a series of St. vlogs sans panda suit where he talks to
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  everyday folks about faith. No kids insight.
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  Post short punchy clips to YouTube Shorts with hashtags
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  like Hashtag Christian Redemption or Hashtag Faith of a
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  Furry. The algorithm will eat it up and
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  it'll pull in viewers who don't know the drama.
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  Now for the wild card idea, lean into the absurdity, but flip it.
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  He could host a Christian Costume Carnage live stream
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  where he and other preachers dress up as biblical characters.
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  Think Moses in a robe, not a bloody animal, and have a laugh
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  while preaching. It shows he's got a sense of
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  humour, admits the panda thing was.
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  All right. Thank you.
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  I appreciate it. Good advice.
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  Cheers mate, what's next on your mind?
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  Need to tear into another YouTube or spitball more chaos.
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  We'll definitely do some more talking later.
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  I appreciate your blunt honesty. Right, mate?
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  I'm here whenever you're ready to stir more shit up.
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  Catch you later, Yeah, Stay out of panda suits.