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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now this morning show in Boston.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
- 0:04Speaker 2: start to my day on Kids run Away.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, Welcome into the Billy and Lisa the
- 0:11Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is the Wednesday edition and we start
- 0:15Speaker 1: with this news. It's gonna rain for three days. It
- 0:19Speaker 1: is three days of rain on and off and constant chili.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Pretty chilly.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Yeah, but but but but my wife did send me
- 0:29Speaker 3: the forecast for next week. We're looking at Sunday eighty two,
- 0:33Speaker 3: Monday seventy five, Tuesday eighty eight.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be nice at the beginning of next week.
- 0:38Speaker 1: So the entire time I'm away, it's gonna be eighty
- 0:41Speaker 1: and I'll be at the Azores where it's in the sixties.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be seventy five and eighty eight Monday
- 0:46Speaker 3: and Tuesday.
- 0:47Speaker 2: That's great.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Wow, you'll be away.
- 0:49Speaker 2: That's pool day right justin.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Yes, pool is open. It's still a little bit green.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it takes a while to get to the green
- 0:56Speaker 1: out Now.
- 0:57Speaker 2: I have to say when they open up my pool,
- 0:59Speaker 2: it's always pretty blue.
- 1:00Speaker 1: I'm always well, you've got sophisticated systems at the estate.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Mine's a little mind's a little outdated. I went to
- 1:06Speaker 3: the pool store yesterday with a test some sample of water.
- 1:11Speaker 3: I had to put thirteen gallons of shock in.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Oh that's a lot of shock.
- 1:15Speaker 1: I loved the shock though. I remember the shock and
- 1:17Speaker 1: makes the water like a sparkle.
- 1:20Speaker 2: It in that Yeah, yeah, I can't swim in it
- 1:22Speaker 2: for twenty four hours.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Oh, I mean I don't think we just get it's
- 1:25Speaker 3: so cold.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Oh. I wouldn't allow swimming for my kids because the
- 1:29Speaker 1: shock was in. There was so much shock, it would
- 1:31Speaker 1: kill them.
- 1:31Speaker 2: It would kill them.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but it looked nice to get that sparkle going,
- 1:37Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
- 1:38Speaker 3: Yeah, nice talking. I said to the pool guy once
- 1:41Speaker 3: when he first started working.
- 1:42Speaker 1: In my pool.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Guy bobbed, I go, don't I want to get the water,
- 1:46Speaker 3: you know, blue? And he goes, the water's not blue.
- 1:50Speaker 3: The water's clear because the line of lining is it
- 1:53Speaker 3: looks blue. I thought the water was blue. Yeah, a
- 1:55Speaker 3: new pool pool on it.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Wow, at least at your state, do you have have
- 2:01Speaker 1: you know those fountains they shoot up and everything.
- 2:03Speaker 2: No, I do have pool lights, and I have spa
- 2:07Speaker 2: lights so it looks pretty at night. And I have
- 2:09Speaker 2: those like nice lights on the pergola, oh god, and
- 2:13Speaker 2: the fire pit going.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Oh what's a pergolas?
- 2:17Speaker 2: Like that white trellis thing that goes over the.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Oh my god. When are we going to have a
- 2:21Speaker 1: pool party at the time?
- 2:22Speaker 2: We are having one this year. We if you guys
- 2:25Speaker 2: will come, we'll have a barbecue, bring the kids like.
- 2:29Speaker 2: This will be fun. Riley will be there, Max will
- 2:31Speaker 2: be there.
- 2:32Speaker 1: House entertain are we what are we doing? Able is
- 2:38Speaker 1: the entertainment, but you will need security.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Yeah a little bit.
- 2:41Speaker 2: I could get like a magician to come or something
- 2:43Speaker 2: like the kids.
- 2:45Speaker 1: It's not a kid's clown too.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Oh boy, Yeah, that'd be fun. We should do it. Absolutely.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Can we get Trombone Shorty? Well, he's coming in for
- 3:00Speaker 1: the just announced it's my man, Trombone Shorty. No, they
- 3:07Speaker 1: announced the lineup for the NAT we'll talk about that
- 3:09Speaker 1: coming up.
- 3:09Speaker 2: He's going to be at the Marshfield Fair.
- 3:11Speaker 3: I know in Lennox, mass too.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Trombone Shorty, Yeah, he's doing Marshfield Fair. Is that the
- 3:16Speaker 1: guy down the holly Shorty? How's it going?
- 3:20Speaker 3: That's Shorty from Roomba.
- 3:23Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he doesn't play the trombone.
- 3:25Speaker 1: No, it would be very cool if he did. It
- 3:28Speaker 1: would be would have him in immediately. I love trombones
- 3:31Speaker 1: because you don't see them enough. True, that's not it.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what the muffle at the bar. Yeah,
- 3:40Speaker 1: I don't know what it's. You know what it is.
- 3:42Speaker 1: It's the rain that's coming.
- 3:44Speaker 2: It's you know what. For me, it's the cold, like
- 3:47Speaker 2: it's just we're still in winter clothes.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Lisa, you've got like the Today's Show cameras are coming
- 3:53Speaker 1: for your book club tonight.
- 3:54Speaker 2: I woke up in the middle of the night kind
- 3:57Speaker 2: of like in a panic, kind of like, oh my god,
- 3:59Speaker 2: it's today. Yeah. So Jenna bush Haager is coming into town.
- 4:02Speaker 2: She's flying in right after the Today Show. She's bringing
- 4:05Speaker 2: a brody who's coming in from the vineyards. She's our
- 4:07Speaker 2: author for the book club. We're at the Newberry Hotel
- 4:10Speaker 2: and it's going to be fantastic.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Speaking of vineyards, your own line of wine is in again.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Yeah, so ninety plus sellers. The New Rose is in
- 4:18Speaker 2: for the year. It's the Lisa's book Club Wine. Portion
- 4:20Speaker 2: of the proceeds goes to raising a reader. Uh huh yeh.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Let me ask you something on the day that your
- 4:26Speaker 1: wine arrives, shouldn't it arrive to the Billy and Lisa
- 4:30Speaker 1: Morning Show.
- 4:30Speaker 2: Have cases in the office. I just have to find them.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Gone.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll be drinking it through a funnel.
- 4:45Speaker 2: But it always features a local artist, like the the
- 4:48Speaker 2: the label is always a beautiful painting done by a
- 4:51Speaker 2: local artist.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Oh nice, that's cool, Jenna Bush, that's gonna be a
- 4:54Speaker 3: big wait.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Do you understand, Like this.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Is so cool?
- 4:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I've met her last year at her book
- 5:01Speaker 2: festival in Nashville, and now that she's coming to my
- 5:03Speaker 2: book club, how is it even possible?
- 5:05Speaker 3: The power of.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Your book club in the Boston area is crazy. Your
- 5:09Speaker 5: ticket sold out like instantaneously, and then we had to
- 5:13Speaker 5: add more because everybody knows you've built this incredible community,
- 5:18Speaker 5: and I think it's so awesome that you're letting us
- 5:19Speaker 5: be part of it.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's so cool to understand. That's the Today
- 5:25Speaker 1: Show talking about Lisa Dunovan and I actually mentioned you
- 5:29Speaker 1: on the Today Show.
- 5:30Speaker 2: Yeah, this is yeah, it's but as Jenna said, like,
- 5:34Speaker 2: it's about building like this like amazing community, and she's
- 5:37Speaker 2: done the same thing with her book club. Read with
- 5:40Speaker 2: Jenna and then her thousand voices, you know, book publishing
- 5:44Speaker 2: wing now with Random House, like and then she sent
- 5:47Speaker 2: this book to Reese Witherspoon and then Reese Witherspoon picked
- 5:50Speaker 2: it for her book club. Everyone's like helping each other,
- 5:53Speaker 2: which is like the best thing ever.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Yeah. God, you're going to be exhausted this week, aren't you?
- 5:58Speaker 1: And I hosting again tomorrow night.
- 6:01Speaker 2: For Raising a Reader with all of the authors. It's
- 6:03Speaker 2: dinner with an author series. Wow at the Mandarin. Yeah,
- 6:07Speaker 2: it's crazy. We have a big week.
- 6:08Speaker 1: We're at the Mandarin.
- 6:09Speaker 2: We're at the Mandarin.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Excuse me?
- 6:11Speaker 2: And you have to wear like nineteen twenty.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not Yeah, like I mean only think I'm
- 6:17Speaker 1: coming in a zoot suit.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Oh you should get a zoos in a tammy gun dude.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Oh that would be so big hat like a Fedora.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Oh you gotta do you gotta call aland give.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Me Caroline Kepnis, who we've had who wrote the U series.
- 6:30Speaker 2: She's going to be one of the authors.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Ouah that.
- 6:31Speaker 2: And she texted me over the week and she goes,
- 6:33Speaker 2: are we supposed to wear flapper dresses? And I was like,
- 6:36Speaker 2: I don't. I don't have one. I have something that's
- 6:38Speaker 2: sort of like a flapper dress a little bit.
- 6:40Speaker 3: I don't have a flapper dress, so I don't be wearing.
- 6:43Speaker 3: You could get a cool zoot suit, though.
- 6:45Speaker 1: You could be How about that hat you remember Jim Carrey,
- 6:48Speaker 1: was it the mask with the hat crooked? Oh, that'd
- 6:52Speaker 1: be perfect. I like this. Okay, you can paint your
- 6:58Speaker 1: face green? Due, come on? Why not?
- 7:01Speaker 6: Oh?
- 7:01Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, Raising a Reader it's a great, great charity.
- 7:04Speaker 2: So yeah, this is a really fun of that it's
- 7:06Speaker 2: sold out. Yeah, so that'll be fun.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Tomorrow night, all right. So in a nutshell, you've got
- 7:11Speaker 1: the book club, You've got your wine line is in,
- 7:13Speaker 1: we've got the Galla tomorrow night, and we have three
- 7:16Speaker 1: days of constant rain.
- 7:18Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right. They'll bill be on fire, okay.
- 7:22Speaker 2: From the Planet Fitness Kiss, one of eight studios. We're
- 7:26Speaker 2: back with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Hey guys, so welcome back. And again it's gonna be
- 7:31Speaker 1: cloudy today. We'll get some showers. They say, we're gonna
- 7:33Speaker 1: have showers off and on basically for three days.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Right through Friday.
- 7:37Speaker 1: But then it warms up into the seventies and even
- 7:40Speaker 1: eighty degrees early next week.
- 7:42Speaker 2: We can see ninety on Tuesday.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, Tuesday is the day next week?
- 7:48Speaker 2: Get up?
- 7:49Speaker 1: Yeah, ninety degrees. You know what that is? That's moking,
- 7:54Speaker 1: smoking up. Okay, steam will be coming off your head.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Agree, that's that's a pool party day.
- 8:03Speaker 1: So what was it like? A week? Maybe two weeks ago?
- 8:05Speaker 1: We had Keith Lockhart in the maestro of your Boston Pops.
- 8:09Speaker 2: We did.
- 8:10Speaker 1: We were hitting them hard trying to get the lineup
- 8:12Speaker 1: for Fourth of July on the Esplanade this summer, and
- 8:15Speaker 1: he wouldn't give us a thing.
- 8:16Speaker 3: It happens every year with him, and we love Keith Lockhart,
- 8:19Speaker 3: but he comes in to promote the Spring Pops and
- 8:21Speaker 3: every year Billy goes who's coming on the fourth, And
- 8:24Speaker 3: every year he says, no.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Yeah, why do I have to wait till everybody else
- 8:28Speaker 1: has it? I know he's sitting in our studio, give
- 8:30Speaker 1: us the exclusive. But we have Yeah, we have it. It
- 8:33Speaker 1: was announced yesterday the Pops on the Esplanade, And if
- 8:36Speaker 1: you've never taken it in, you really need to, especially
- 8:40Speaker 1: if you've spent a lot of time here of your
- 8:42Speaker 1: life and you've never been to the Pops on the.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Spo do it at least once because it is very cool.
- 8:47Speaker 1: So the lineup is really interesting for starters. Lany Wilson
- 8:52Speaker 1: is going to join the Pops fourth of July on
- 8:54Speaker 1: the Esplanade.
- 8:55Speaker 2: She's huge, she is huge, Trimmy Award winner.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Yeah, we like her.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Jelly Roll saved me Landy Wilson.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what a great song. Who would it
- 9:07Speaker 1: be if Lady Wilson is on stage with Keith and
- 9:10Speaker 1: the Pops on the fourth on the Escleanada, Jelly Roll
- 9:13Speaker 1: walks out, walks through.
- 9:14Speaker 2: The crowd and starts singing the songs with people.
- 9:17Speaker 3: You wouldn't even recognize it. He's so skinny, fifty. Maybe
- 9:21Speaker 3: he is on his own tour, the Little Ass Stadium Tour,
- 9:24Speaker 3: the Little Ass Tour.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Yeah, but he uses a private check right now, get here,
- 9:28Speaker 1: possibly jump on stage, jump off, just do that with lady.
- 9:33Speaker 2: That would be amazing.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Thank you, Boston, I'm out and off he goes. Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Landy Wilson is very good.
- 9:41Speaker 3: That's a good. That's a good. Get very good, really good.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Get. How about a chance a rapper chances coming in?
- 9:55Speaker 1: Who're coming up and we're dancing on the grass.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Some country, some hip hop. Hear that song with Justin Bieber,
- 10:01Speaker 3: remember that, Holy I.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Don't believing you like I know he ain't leaving us.
- 10:05Speaker 1: I know we believe in God, and I know God believe. Yeah,
- 10:11Speaker 1: he's good friends with Biaber. Now Justin Bieber is coming
- 10:15Speaker 1: in for the flow.
- 10:15Speaker 3: My god, you can't do this, Bill, you can't.
- 10:20Speaker 1: They're gonna email me. I kid, And that's not all.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Also coming in.
- 10:26Speaker 3: Wait did you save the best for last?
- 10:28Speaker 1: Uh huh okay, also coming in making several appearances in
- 10:31Speaker 1: the Boston area by the way this summer, and also
- 10:35Speaker 1: appearing on the fourth of July on the Esplanade with
- 10:39Speaker 1: the Boston Pops. We're talking about my man trombone Shorty.
- 10:49Speaker 3: He's gonna do he's just warming up. Yeah, we kid,
- 10:56Speaker 3: we kid drumbone. Shorty's been around for a while. The
- 11:00Speaker 3: White House. What Yeah, that's a big deal.
- 11:03Speaker 1: This is you Bill.
- 11:05Speaker 2: This guy is very cool.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. He said. He's also very hot.
- 11:09Speaker 2: He's cute.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Well, he blends you know, soul jazz, plays the trombone
- 11:14Speaker 3: with hip hop and R and B.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Yeah, this is is a good performance.
- 11:18Speaker 1: It's a good mix. Dude, that's your sound right there.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Bill Oh yeah, oh yeah, jump on the kit for that, baby. Yeah.
- 11:30Speaker 2: And then he'll be at Levitape Music Festival the July
- 11:33Speaker 2: eighteenth and nineteenth.
- 11:34Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, right, we got to get him in the studio.
- 11:40Speaker 3: We said, uh, well, we're off that week July eighteenth,
- 11:45Speaker 3: July eighteenth, we're not.
- 11:46Speaker 1: When he comes back, he's back in the area.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Or off the week of the fourth.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Oh god, imagine if he created a theme song for
- 11:53Speaker 1: the billion Lisa Morning Show.
- 11:55Speaker 2: That would be cool.
- 11:56Speaker 3: Shorty, Okay, we'll work on that.
- 12:00Speaker 1: But don't forget, this is one of the biggest, if
- 12:03Speaker 1: not the biggest summer ever in Boston because we've got
- 12:08Speaker 1: Sail Boston, the Parade of Sale, we've got the two
- 12:10Speaker 1: hundred and fiftieth, We've got the Pride event, we've got
- 12:13Speaker 1: the World Cup, and I can go on and on
- 12:16Speaker 1: and this is all happening this summer.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot. There's a lot going on. It's
- 12:21Speaker 3: gonna be tough moving around the city. And that's not
- 12:23Speaker 3: to mention all of the concerts.
- 12:24Speaker 1: Don't forget. They jammed in a lot of concerts this summer.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Olivia rod Ariana Grande is in July.
- 12:32Speaker 1: YEP, Noah con Yeah, four shows, but all within a
- 12:36Speaker 1: short period of time because there was so much else
- 12:38Speaker 1: going on in the city of Boston. I mean, it's
- 12:40Speaker 1: going to be a crazy, crazy summer.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna miss the espe out on the fourth
- 12:45Speaker 3: going to Old Orchard Beach.
- 12:47Speaker 1: You're leaving Boston on the fourth, the two hundred and
- 12:52Speaker 1: fiftieth to go to Old Orchard Beach for what some
- 12:55Speaker 1: cotton candy?
- 12:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it's done there and.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Some Bill's pizza all da.
- 13:00Speaker 2: At least pieces right across the street.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Well we booked it like a year ago.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Fun like they have rides and stuff there.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Oh, it's the best, the best because you can just
- 13:09Speaker 3: let the kids go. Water was quite cold though last year.
- 13:13Speaker 3: The ocean water.
- 13:16Speaker 2: You need, Yeah, we got. My uncle has a place
- 13:19Speaker 2: close to there, so we always.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't get in that slippers in Yeah.
- 13:24Speaker 3: It's very like Middle America.
- 13:27Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
- 13:28Speaker 1: It's fun even though.
- 13:28Speaker 3: It's not Middle America.
- 13:31Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I put a rubber suit on the
- 13:33Speaker 1: other night. Michelle wasn't crazy, but.
- 13:36Speaker 2: She said take that off.
- 13:40Speaker 1: What are you doing? Okay, I'll just take it. By
- 13:45Speaker 1: the way, all this that's going on in the city.
- 13:47Speaker 1: I've got something for you. Okay, you know Meet Boston
- 13:49Speaker 1: the TV show I do Saturday morning, Sunday nights on Nesson.
- 13:52Speaker 1: You go to Meet Boston dot Com the website. They
- 13:55Speaker 1: have the most detailed information you will need on everything
- 13:59Speaker 1: from concerts to Red Sox games, to the World Cup
- 14:02Speaker 1: to sale Boston. Everything you need schedules, times, and places.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Go to Meet Boston dot Com.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Awesome.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Happy fourth of July. Stupid fourth of July. By the way,
- 14:12Speaker 1: as a holiday, I have never been crazy about drama.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Kiss everybody gorging themselves.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Out in my sun billion Lisa Now the entertainment updates
- 14:22Speaker 2: with a Billy godstad on kids wanaw we so.
- 14:25Speaker 1: The talk pack for Olivia Rodrigo tickets. There's still time,
- 14:28Speaker 1: but time is running out. Bottom line, when you hear
- 14:32Speaker 1: and Olivia Rodrigo song on Kiss one away, you send
- 14:34Speaker 1: us a talkback like this.
- 14:35Speaker 7: For example, I have two teenage girls. Oh you don't
- 14:38Speaker 7: know the drama that referrals Billy and Lisa. You have
- 14:40Speaker 7: all boys. But justin, just wait until Jemma is older
- 14:43Speaker 7: and you can experience the joy. When Olivia tour forgot
- 14:46Speaker 7: her last album, we wanted to go so badly. You
- 14:48Speaker 7: can't even fathom. But we lost the ticket master war
- 14:51Speaker 7: and Lisa was too pricey for us to get in
- 14:53Speaker 7: the TD Garden door. Now she has new songs and
- 14:55Speaker 7: we desperately want to go and scream seeing dropped dead
- 14:58Speaker 7: with the throngs. So please these kiss.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Went to wait.
- 15:00Speaker 7: I feel like it must be saved. We would go
- 15:02Speaker 7: to the concert with such a huge grin if these
- 15:04Speaker 7: tickets you let us win.
- 15:05Speaker 1: That's a good effort right there. That is a good
- 15:08Speaker 1: effort right there.
- 15:09Speaker 3: Pretty good, pretty pretty good.
- 15:12Speaker 1: That's called preparation, doing your homework and getting her done.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Good writing too. Yeah, it's impressive.
- 15:21Speaker 3: She put some work into it, for sure, she did,
- 15:23Speaker 3: so keep in comming.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo. Of course, come to the Titty Garden in
- 15:27Speaker 1: Boston in October the fifteenth to seventeenth and the eighteenth. Lisa,
- 15:31Speaker 1: You've got a big book club tonight. Anything we need
- 15:33Speaker 1: to know? Can anyone still get in?
- 15:35Speaker 2: It's it's sold out. I mean it's very very, very
- 15:38Speaker 2: very very much.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Do you need a riskband? You do?
- 15:41Speaker 2: Get there at five from five to six we're doing
- 15:43Speaker 2: the regular book club. Five point thirty will be the
- 15:45Speaker 2: Q and A and then we roll into the meet
- 15:47Speaker 2: and greet with Jenna and Emma. After that, if you've
- 15:50Speaker 2: got that wristband, so not going on at the Newberry again,
- 15:54Speaker 2: get there and just be ready to have some fun.
- 15:56Speaker 2: This is amazing. She's coming in from New York, Emma's
- 15:59Speaker 2: coming in from the vineyard. So I feel blessed.
- 16:01Speaker 1: They don't have a wristband. You're not getting in. Yeah,
- 16:03Speaker 1: don't get your wrists at the door. You're Yeah, there
- 16:09Speaker 1: are two separate wristbands right there are. Yeah, okay, and uh,
- 16:14Speaker 1: you got to check this out. So we're halfway I
- 16:16Speaker 1: think through season three of Euphoria, which I'm walking watching. Yeah,
- 16:21Speaker 1: you're the only one, I think, right, Yeah, I'm kind
- 16:23Speaker 1: of surprised nobody else here is watching Euphoria. Now I'm
- 16:27Speaker 1: on the book tour.
- 16:28Speaker 2: I'm I'm so knee deep in books too, Like literally,
- 16:32Speaker 2: I'm I'm rolling into the Ben Mezerick book this weekend.
- 16:35Speaker 2: I feel checked me.
- 16:36Speaker 3: I'm reading for no other reason besides I like to read.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so when it comes to Euphoria, I've got
- 16:43Speaker 1: you covered. Okay. Problem is, fans are outraged. They are
- 16:48Speaker 1: blasting the show for going too far with the Sydney
- 16:51Speaker 1: Sweeney character. And I gotta tell you I agree.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Okay, why do you agree?
- 16:55Speaker 1: I just think she's making a weird turn when it
- 16:58Speaker 1: comes to her character. The latest episode, the most X
- 17:04Speaker 1: rated episode yet, and I'm talking some real advanced stuff.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Well, she plays an OnlyFans model.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Yeah, Well she works her way up to an OnlyFans model. Yeah,
- 17:16Speaker 1: that's after the severe beatdown that her boyfriend, Jacob a Lordi.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Takes to get married.
- 17:24Speaker 1: And it's the night of the wedding that the beatdown
- 17:28Speaker 1: is delivered. It was one of the most entertaining scenes
- 17:31Speaker 1: I've ever seen. But then come the diapers, the binkie,
- 17:35Speaker 1: the sex toys. She's mailing her used underwear to fans
- 17:40Speaker 1: on OnlyFans, She's sucking her own toes. She actually has
- 17:45Speaker 1: a nipple sucking machine that she incorporates. Do we get
- 17:51Speaker 1: from it? I don't know, But yeah.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Wasn't she also selling her farts in a jar?
- 17:57Speaker 1: Then came the farts in a jar? You know, I'd
- 18:01Speaker 1: play some clips because we always play clips, right, soundbites,
- 18:04Speaker 1: We play them all the time when we're talking about shows,
- 18:07Speaker 1: TV shows, movies, people, characters, whatever. I just can't. I'd
- 18:11Speaker 1: be fired. I know.
- 18:13Speaker 3: I did try to pull some but they are very explicit.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:16Speaker 3: See, I'm on the other side and I'm not. I think. Listen,
- 18:20Speaker 3: she got her start playing Cassie on Euphoria. She agreed
- 18:24Speaker 3: to do a final season, and she's just going into
- 18:28Speaker 3: the pot and really put it.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I know, but I don't know if you blame her,
- 18:32Speaker 1: you blame the writers. I guess she could say notice
- 18:35Speaker 1: some of it, but it's just she could have said
- 18:38Speaker 1: really far reaching.
- 18:40Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, she could have said no, and she
- 18:42Speaker 3: agreed to do it. Well, I finished the episode. If
- 18:45Speaker 3: you're wondering, I mean, we're going to tune out.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Does I question, does the husband who's played by Jacob Alorded,
- 18:52Speaker 2: does he know that she's an only fans mom.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Yeah? They She left him the morning after the wedding,
- 18:56Speaker 1: after the beatdown, okay, because she found out that he
- 18:59Speaker 1: owed millions of dollars he was millions in depth. Oh yeah,
- 19:03Speaker 1: he wasn't too. She thought he was. Yeah, and apparently
- 19:07Speaker 1: she isn't who he thought she was.
- 19:10Speaker 3: So when you're watching these scenes with Sydney Sweeney by yourself.
- 19:13Speaker 1: At home, that's something I really need to point out.
- 19:16Speaker 1: It's extremely creepy, because yes, what do you think you know?
- 19:19Speaker 1: This is one of those shows. I haven't even told
- 19:22Speaker 1: Michelle I am watching it.
- 19:23Speaker 2: I'm sure she knows she can see what you're watching.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Oh no, I've got a trick for that. Whenever we're
- 19:28Speaker 1: going to watch the show, if it shows, do you
- 19:30Speaker 1: want to continue or would you like to room? I
- 19:32Speaker 1: get out of it. I get out of it. While
- 19:34Speaker 1: she's making her tea, I've got the clicker in hand.
- 19:39Speaker 1: It on her boom boom boom.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Bill who doesn't know how to do anything here literally
- 19:45Speaker 3: the computer every morning. Yeah, and he has a whole
- 19:47Speaker 3: plant what he's watching. Yeah, I may actually stop watching it. Well,
- 19:53Speaker 3: you got to finish this, like, oh god, if I could.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Go back to the beatdown scene with the Lordie, Oh
- 19:59Speaker 1: my god, it was just awesome. But we'll move on.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated out with its new covers. Hillary Duff is
- 20:08Speaker 1: on the cover. She looks fabulous.
- 20:10Speaker 2: I'm a four Yeah, yeah, she looks great.
- 20:12Speaker 1: She has four kids, she does god bless uh. Tiffany
- 20:16Speaker 1: Hattish gets a cover. She's psyched and pumped.
- 20:18Speaker 4: I thought I would go to college and be like
- 20:21Speaker 4: this world renowned olympian and end up on the you know,
- 20:25Speaker 4: just end up on the cover for being a great athlete.
- 20:27Speaker 4: But then I didn't pan out, became a comedian and
- 20:30Speaker 4: I was like, oh, it's my dream dead, but I
- 20:32Speaker 4: still believed in it. So and here I am today,
- 20:35Speaker 4: like first comedian ever to be on the cover of
- 20:36Speaker 4: Sports Home all Across in All Sports Illustrated, and.
- 20:43Speaker 1: The fourth black woman after on the cover.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Yeah, she looks good.
- 20:46Speaker 1: She was a foster child living with strangers and look
- 20:49Speaker 1: at her now on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Alex
- 20:52Speaker 1: Earl gets a cover. She's loving it.
- 20:54Speaker 8: It's a huge puntry moment and it has not settled
- 20:56Speaker 8: in at all. I feel like I can't fathom holding
- 20:59Speaker 8: this magazine.
- 21:00Speaker 2: And seeing myself on it.
- 21:01Speaker 8: So it's just so surreal, and I mean such an
- 21:05Speaker 8: incredible dream and just a shoot overall was so spectacular.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was on the Today Show talking about
- 21:11Speaker 1: the cover. She was also asked about the supposed feud
- 21:15Speaker 1: with Alex Cooper, and she just danced around the question.
- 21:19Speaker 8: I'm trying to keep things pretty positive today.
- 21:21Speaker 2: You know, we don't have that much.
- 21:23Speaker 8: Time here, honestly, and also, you know, it's like my
- 21:27Speaker 8: ruins such a good day with something so great.
- 21:31Speaker 1: You know, I don't think there was ever a feud.
- 21:33Speaker 1: I just think it was something they invented.
- 21:37Speaker 3: I think there was definitely there's definitely something going on there, definitely.
- 21:41Speaker 1: And these are both Dave Portnoy creations for the most part.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Right yep.
- 21:46Speaker 2: Dave actually had a lot to say yesterday about her
- 21:48Speaker 2: reaction on the Today.
- 21:49Speaker 3: Yeah, I was watching some of the Tea by the
- 21:51Speaker 3: Sea from Portnite, and I agree with what he's saying.
- 21:53Speaker 3: I detail with her not saying anything about it, because
- 21:56Speaker 3: she did share some things post something subliminal shots at asking,
- 22:00Speaker 3: but she won't publicly come out and.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Say it right again. Maybe she's waiting for the show.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Anytime. There's a weird feud brewing between Zara Larson and
- 22:10Speaker 1: Chris Brown. It started with Zara Larson blocking any end
- 22:15Speaker 1: all Chris Brown music.
- 22:17Speaker 6: There's so many artists I have blocked on Spotify and
- 22:21Speaker 6: all of them are like abusers.
- 22:23Speaker 1: You certainly wouldn't find a Chris Brown song Bye bye.
- 22:30Speaker 1: A lot of people rejecting Chris Brown's new album. He
- 22:33Speaker 1: got a bad write up, and he responded and managed
- 22:37Speaker 1: to take a shot at Zara Larson I don't.
- 22:39Speaker 5: Give talking about I know exactly who my fans is,
- 22:43Speaker 5: and I know exactly who hearing this album.
- 22:45Speaker 1: If you're not my fan, and I don't want you
- 22:47Speaker 1: to listen, don't listen to my Zara Larson.
- 22:50Speaker 2: To somebody, don't pick on Zara Larson.
- 22:53Speaker 1: So angry and he knows who his fans is.
- 22:56Speaker 3: He got a one point three ooh, I think, yeah,
- 23:01Speaker 3: the album's getting crushed.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Well, Chris Brown is going to be a Joellette Stadium
- 23:04Speaker 1: in August August seventeenth, to be exact, and he'll be
- 23:08Speaker 1: with Usher.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Yeah, you think that's a sold out show? Not sure
- 23:12Speaker 3: if it's sold out, but that's a big show. We
- 23:14Speaker 3: gave away tickets on the match game. We did the
- 23:16Speaker 3: free ticket match game.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Well, that's right, that was one of the secret shows,
- 23:20Speaker 2: that's right.
- 23:21Speaker 1: The Lady Gaga is along awaited concert film drops on
- 23:25Speaker 1: Apple Music tomorrow night. It's one night only, but it
- 23:28Speaker 1: will also be in a dozen more than a dozen
- 23:30Speaker 1: theaters across America. And Paul McCartney is saying he was
- 23:36Speaker 1: supposed to get a Netflix roast but he said no,
- 23:41Speaker 1: and that's when Kevin Hart got his Really you agree,
- 23:46Speaker 1: do you believe that. I don't know. It's a little weird.
- 23:49Speaker 1: It seems like Kevin Hart was in it from the beginning.
- 23:53Speaker 3: You're gonna roast Paul. Yeah, who's gonna says at John Lennon.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:59Speaker 1: It doesn't seem very entertaining to me. No.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Now, although if Paul McConney told a cool story. I
- 24:06Speaker 3: was watching it recently with the Michael Jackson movie being out.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Michael advised Paul that, you know, Paul advised Michael, if
- 24:14Speaker 3: you buy masters of you know, other people's recordings, you
- 24:18Speaker 3: can make money off of them. And then Michael went
- 24:21Speaker 3: and ball bought the Beatles cattle, so he took the
- 24:24Speaker 3: tip from Paul, and then Paul called me and like, yeah,
- 24:27Speaker 3: all your music just sold.
- 24:28Speaker 1: The Michael Chacks. Paul McCartney one of the richest guys
- 24:32Speaker 1: on the planet.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Isn't he hosting SNL oh?
- 24:35Speaker 8: Is he?
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah? This weekend he's closing out the season.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Wow? Is he going to be the host and the
- 24:41Speaker 1: musical guest?
- 24:41Speaker 2: I know he's the musical guest. No, Will Farrell is
- 24:45Speaker 2: the guest. Is the host? Oh?
- 24:47Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a funny show, ye. Paul McCartney
- 24:51Speaker 1: his bass guitar, left handed bass player. God, how old
- 24:55Speaker 1: is he now? Yeah? Very rich and M's ex wife,
- 25:00Speaker 1: Kim Mathers busted for driving under the influence. She smashed
- 25:06Speaker 1: into a car. I believe it might have been a
- 25:08Speaker 1: police car. Oh boy, and then kept going. It's a
- 25:12Speaker 1: hit and run, kept going and then smashed into her
- 25:14Speaker 1: own house. You know, Jim, Oh, that's a full night. Yeah.
- 25:17Speaker 3: She hasn't been the same, you know since Eminem killed
- 25:19Speaker 3: her on every one of his albums, or at least
- 25:22Speaker 3: the first two albums. Remember he made songs about murdering her.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very dark.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Anybody who remembered.
- 25:28Speaker 2: That as a model, Yeah, that wasn't really.
- 25:30Speaker 3: One of them, one of them. He murdered her with
- 25:32Speaker 3: his daughter. That was oh pathetically she was in the
- 25:36Speaker 3: trunk quickly.
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- 26:07Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa Kiss.
- 26:09Speaker 1: We're talking about summer job. Lisa, isn't Max your son
- 26:12Speaker 1: coming home from college today?
- 26:13Speaker 2: Today? He's done with school. I can't believe it. So
- 26:15Speaker 2: that means he'll be working this summer. He's got a
- 26:17Speaker 2: job as a food runner at Woods Hill in the
- 26:20Speaker 2: seaport Christian Kanton.
- 26:22Speaker 1: He'll be four in the seaport.
- 26:23Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to her. And then he's doing an internship
- 26:27Speaker 2: with like a like a finance internship, like with a startup.
- 26:30Speaker 1: He's doing two summer jobs at once.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Yeah, well that doesn't pay, like that's like a total internship.
- 26:34Speaker 2: But that's more for school for yeah, his interests. But
- 26:38Speaker 2: but yeah, so we started talking about favorite summer jobs,
- 26:41Speaker 2: worst summer jobs.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I have a couple I can
- 26:46Speaker 1: throw in. Okay, Yeah, I once had a summer job,
- 26:50Speaker 1: you know, historical Walden Pond and concert Beautiful wal It's famous, right,
- 26:55Speaker 1: Walden Pond. Well, they had a summer program where you
- 26:59Speaker 1: could have a job. It's one of those ones you
- 27:00Speaker 1: had to know somebody or so, I don't know, I
- 27:02Speaker 1: still have them. So you would go there in the
- 27:05Speaker 1: morning and you worked the pond. You basically walked through
- 27:08Speaker 1: the woods of Walden Pond, cleaning up and picking up.
- 27:12Speaker 1: And you know whatever, right do I strike you as
- 27:15Speaker 1: a clean up and pick up guy? No, I mean
- 27:17Speaker 1: I've got OCD when it comes to me, not so
- 27:20Speaker 1: much otherwise. So this became a no show job. It
- 27:24Speaker 1: was awesome. A buddy of mine, Sal who ended up
- 27:27Speaker 1: in the mom went to Vegas. He was my next
- 27:29Speaker 1: door neighbor. He also had the summer job. He had
- 27:32Speaker 1: a car I didn't, so he would drive me to
- 27:35Speaker 1: Walden Pond at eight in the morning and a Corvette
- 27:39Speaker 1: and we would go. We would sign in and leave
- 27:43Speaker 1: for the whole day and come back at four o'clock
- 27:46Speaker 1: and sign up.
- 27:47Speaker 2: So would you pretell like you were in the woods
- 27:48Speaker 2: the whole day.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I never saw the link Walden Pond. I never even
- 27:53Speaker 1: saw it.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Dude, they never got. They never got.
- 27:55Speaker 1: The show came automatically every week. In fact, that was
- 27:57Speaker 1: the best way.
- 27:58Speaker 3: When you go back Friday afternoon, sign in and then leave.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a no show. Lenny Clark had a
- 28:04Speaker 1: no show at City Hall and Kant if.
- 28:06Speaker 2: You want to put that.
- 28:07Speaker 1: He's very public about it. He was supposed to be
- 28:09Speaker 1: a janet. I h'd show up and sign and then
- 28:11Speaker 1: go back in the afternoon and sign up.
- 28:12Speaker 3: I heard about the no show jobs.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I had the one Industrial Steel Company.
- 28:18Speaker 1: It was a summer job when I was in college,
- 28:20Speaker 1: and I almost lost my arm. Remember I got stuck
- 28:23Speaker 1: in the giant drill president. It was pulling my arm
- 28:25Speaker 1: out of my body on what I wouldn't give imagine.
- 28:28Speaker 1: I'd be like still sleep like a sleeve with nothing
- 28:32Speaker 1: in it. One on built. That was a summer job.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Man never went back after that day. I was like
- 28:38Speaker 1: three four weeks into the gig. They put me at
- 28:39Speaker 1: this big machine. You're not a machine, no training. Like
- 28:44Speaker 1: instantly emergency sirens are going off and I'm dangling from
- 28:48Speaker 1: the machine. So anyway, there my summer job, well I had.
- 28:51Speaker 2: I I'm from Pennsylvania, so I cleaned condos one summer
- 28:55Speaker 2: in the Poconos at a resort. It was the most
- 28:58Speaker 2: disgusting job I've ever had.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Now with these like wealthy people or.
- 29:03Speaker 2: Just like like resort condos like you'd go to like,
- 29:07Speaker 2: you know, in the summer, what'd you find. It's disgusting,
- 29:10Speaker 2: Like people would just leave, like you know, like people
- 29:13Speaker 2: used to be into like talcum powder member like powder.
- 29:16Speaker 2: They would just leave powder everywhere, all over the bathroom
- 29:19Speaker 2: like it was everywhere, and then like you'd have to
- 29:22Speaker 2: clean like the tub, and that was so gross and
- 29:25Speaker 2: it was so gross, Like I can't even believe I
- 29:27Speaker 2: did it, but I did it.
- 29:28Speaker 1: And then I was also on life movie dirty Dancing.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Maybe close by, but and then I was a lifeguard
- 29:37Speaker 2: at the same resort. Oh, yes, So I'd take off
- 29:39Speaker 2: my cleaning clothes and I put my bathing suit on.
- 29:42Speaker 3: You sure, did any boy ever pretend they were drowning
- 29:46Speaker 3: so they'd get multim like.
- 29:48Speaker 1: The sand lot. No they did not, No, they did not.
- 29:51Speaker 2: I ended up just like sitting on the you know,
- 29:53Speaker 2: the little thing and twirling my whistle.
- 29:55Speaker 3: Also, yeah, with the whistle.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I would twirl the whistle because there was nothing
- 29:58Speaker 2: going on.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Right wa.
- 30:00Speaker 3: You never had to save anything.
- 30:01Speaker 2: I never had to do anything. I would just literally
- 30:03Speaker 2: just sit there twirling the whistle.
- 30:04Speaker 1: With the bathing suit. Red.
- 30:06Speaker 2: Yes it was.
- 30:07Speaker 3: It has a little what's that little cross looking thing? Yeah,
- 30:10Speaker 3: lifeguard symbol.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Here you go.
- 30:12Speaker 2: I was always at the ready. I was like prepared,
- 30:14Speaker 2: but not that ever happened.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Okay, Well, when you go to like places that have
- 30:19Speaker 3: a lazy river and you know, into a water parks
- 30:21Speaker 3: like Great Woop Lodge, the lifeguards walk ferociously around.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Well that's because you could lose a kid that place.
- 30:28Speaker 2: I remember to walks there like five boys. I was
- 30:30Speaker 2: scared to death that one of them would drown. Like
- 30:32Speaker 2: I was literally like panicked, Yeah, that we'd lose one.
- 30:35Speaker 3: They actually do a good job, and they get to
- 30:37Speaker 3: they do.
- 30:38Speaker 1: They're always whistling, did you have a summer job? Just
- 30:42Speaker 1: see everybody's going on and it always has a story.
- 30:45Speaker 1: It's historical that you have a bad summer job all
- 30:49Speaker 1: the time.
- 30:49Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So, I mean I've shared this before, but
- 30:52Speaker 3: you know my mom, my mom's best friend worked for
- 30:55Speaker 3: the health department. So when I was twelve years old,
- 30:58Speaker 3: I looked older than I was, so they asked me
- 31:00Speaker 3: to go out with them and go to convenience stores
- 31:03Speaker 3: or any stores that sell cigarettes. And they'd pull up
- 31:07Speaker 3: and I'd walk in and try to buy a pack
- 31:09Speaker 3: of cigarettes and if they sold them to it to me,
- 31:12Speaker 3: the kid. I'd go out and then she would go
- 31:14Speaker 3: in and she'd write them a citation.
- 31:16Speaker 1: You were a snitch. Yeah, that was my first job.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Oh wow, of all people, you were a snitch.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I mean, I paid fifty bucks for a couple of hours.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Why wouldn't I? I didn't care. I was twelve years old.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Were you gigantic at that time? I wasn't like fat fat,
- 31:31Speaker 3: but I was a bigger kid and I looked older. Yeah,
- 31:34Speaker 3: which is it's ironic because then I ended up going
- 31:36Speaker 3: into a life of you.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Know, crime, like I crime.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Yeah, And I ended up feeling bad because some of
- 31:44Speaker 3: these stores were like mom and pop stores, like bodegas.
- 31:48Speaker 3: So I'd go in and be like, can I have
- 31:49Speaker 3: a pack of mom Borough? Most, I'd say, ninety percent
- 31:52Speaker 3: said can I see idsus? Some of them were like.
- 31:56Speaker 2: And they slipped through here there you go.
- 31:58Speaker 1: Wow.
- 31:58Speaker 3: I'd walk out and then she'd walk in with one
- 32:00Speaker 3: thousand dollars fine or whatever it was, Oh boy, which
- 32:03Speaker 3: could shut them down.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Like a lot of those people, they didn't have one
- 32:07Speaker 1: thousand dollars to throw away.
- 32:08Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's illegal to sell cigarettes to a kid,
- 32:10Speaker 3: especially a twelve year old, right, I mean I didn't
- 32:12Speaker 3: look eighteen, I met I might have looked fifteen or sixteen.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Do you ever buy liquor for kids standing outside the look?
- 32:17Speaker 8: No?
- 32:17Speaker 1: But I used to.
- 32:17Speaker 3: We used to wait for other people to buy liquor
- 32:19Speaker 3: for us all the time.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can you buy us a case of bear?
- 32:23Speaker 9: Oh?
- 32:24Speaker 1: My, I did that once?
- 32:26Speaker 2: You bought it? Are you not?
- 32:28Speaker 10: Oh?
- 32:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say you didn't buy it for kids?
- 32:30Speaker 1: No, I had a baby face. Really, I wasn't fooling anyone. Okay,
- 32:35Speaker 1: did you have fake IDs? I don't remember.
- 32:39Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I used to buy fake id's at the
- 32:41Speaker 3: Mystic Mall and Chelsea twenty five buy them there? Yeah,
- 32:45Speaker 3: not anymore, it's not there anymore. But there was a
- 32:47Speaker 3: little booth where you could buy fake IDs twenty five bucks.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. Summer jobs are awesome. You know why could
- 32:53Speaker 1: you never forget them?
- 32:54Speaker 11: No?
- 32:55Speaker 2: You were really hard to Yeah.
- 32:56Speaker 3: Producer, I was telling me about hers off.
- 33:00Speaker 6: Three summers at Canby Lake Park in my hometown of
- 33:02Speaker 6: sund Hampshire. We go, this is this is a really
- 33:04Speaker 6: great summer job because I worked operating rides. But my
- 33:08Speaker 6: very first day. There was fourth of July and it
- 33:11Speaker 6: was hot as heck, and I sweat through the shorts
- 33:15Speaker 6: that I was wearing because they were like a light khaki.
- 33:20Speaker 6: It literally looks like I pet my pants on my
- 33:22Speaker 6: very first day. And we had a red polo that
- 33:25Speaker 6: was tucked into the shorts. You couldn't wear it untucked,
- 33:27Speaker 6: so there was no way to hide the fact that
- 33:29Speaker 6: I was sweating.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Oh my everywhere. Oh yeah, like down my legs. Everyone
- 33:35Speaker 2: never forget it.
- 33:36Speaker 6: Now, great job, but like that first day, I was like,
- 33:39Speaker 6: I can never come.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Back, so I need to ask. So so, with no
- 33:44Speaker 1: experience whatsoever, they would have you operate a ride.
- 33:48Speaker 2: Well, there was a lot of training.
- 33:50Speaker 6: Actually, okay for that, I'm like your job where you
- 33:53Speaker 6: had no training.
- 33:54Speaker 1: No, if you saw this machine, I was almost maimed,
- 33:58Speaker 1: you wouldn't. I never back. I didn't even go get
- 34:01Speaker 1: my check. I mean, that's telling not to get this money. Hey,
- 34:04Speaker 1: I have nightmares about it.
- 34:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the Canoby is not like you know,
- 34:07Speaker 3: the the what do you.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Call it, the machine shop?
- 34:10Speaker 3: You know, the the you know the carnivals?
- 34:14Speaker 2: Oh right, very different. Yeah, that's a different.
- 34:17Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to see the roller coaster cart
- 34:19Speaker 1: go flying into the air.
- 34:21Speaker 2: No, no, that's not gonna happen.
- 34:22Speaker 3: So the riders all rust all over it. I was
- 34:25Speaker 3: making noises, creeping while they're on it.
- 34:27Speaker 1: Guys high as a kite.
- 34:29Speaker 3: Yeah no, they definitely a good training a canopy man.
- 34:32Speaker 3: All right, you got a good summer job story, we'd
- 34:34Speaker 3: love to hear it. Give us a call eight seven
- 34:36Speaker 3: seven six one seven eight or jump on the talk backs.
- 34:39Speaker 3: We'd love to hear your voice.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Let us know.
- 34:41Speaker 3: And by the way, good luck to Max Donovan. Lise,
- 34:44Speaker 3: you gonna be hitting the tables. Want to be careful.
- 34:46Speaker 1: I never believed in the water thing. Okay, dude, I
- 34:49Speaker 1: just had a bottle of water in the car. Leave
- 34:51Speaker 1: me alone and bring me a drink.
- 34:54Speaker 2: Now it's topic Time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
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- 35:15Speaker 1: maturns out justin Lisa Dunovan basically had a career in
- 35:18Speaker 1: a bikini.
- 35:19Speaker 2: I forgot. I was a Sun Sun girl in Key
- 35:21Speaker 2: West at the Casa Marina.
- 35:23Speaker 3: So what's that I forgot?
- 35:24Speaker 2: I would I would basically serve drinks.
- 35:26Speaker 3: On the beach in a bikini.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Yeah it's like a one piece. No, it's like another
- 35:30Speaker 2: red one piece. Oh yeah, but that was a fun
- 35:33Speaker 2: job because you'd like hang out, you'd like sit in
- 35:35Speaker 2: the sand and like take their order. It was fun.
- 35:38Speaker 1: And producer Riley basically had a career as a carnee
- 35:42Speaker 1: as the carnival rids yep, yep. And I was a mole.
- 35:45Speaker 12: So out of all of those jobs, justin as a mole,
- 35:48Speaker 12: Riley as a carnie all lefty over there with the
- 35:51Speaker 12: drill press. Lisa had the worse job cleaning condos. I
- 35:56Speaker 12: did cleaning a beach one year as a beach attendant,
- 35:58Speaker 12: and I had to clean the public bath from beyond disgusting.
- 36:02Speaker 12: So I get it, Lisa.
- 36:05Speaker 2: It was really gross the cleaning condos part.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Oh, I bet yeah.
- 36:09Speaker 2: It was just people are disgusting, like the way they
- 36:12Speaker 2: leave things.
- 36:13Speaker 3: We could do a whole segment on like people that
- 36:16Speaker 3: clean hotels.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, they're found especially on the Airbnb. So gross,
- 36:23Speaker 1: Let's go to Terry and Newton. Hey, Terry and Newton,
- 36:26Speaker 1: good morning. Summer job. Was it a good one?
- 36:30Speaker 13: Well, no, it wasn't for me. But four of my
- 36:32Speaker 13: nieces and nephews peddled the swan boats in Boston.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Oh that's fun.
- 36:40Speaker 1: Actually, And that's a workout.
- 36:44Speaker 9: Oh it is.
- 36:46Speaker 13: And on the hottest days, and you think of last
- 36:48Speaker 13: summer how hot it was. They were out there every
- 36:52Speaker 13: you know, every day, for hours and hours. Yeah, I
- 36:57Speaker 13: mean one started doing it, and then the cousins you know,
- 37:00Speaker 13: picked up on it. So a total of four of
- 37:02Speaker 13: them had done it.
- 37:03Speaker 2: So you're a family of swan boatquoes. Well, because when
- 37:09Speaker 2: it's that hot, there's not a whole lot of breeze.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Well the swan yeah, algay, Yeah, it attracts them.
- 37:16Speaker 3: I jumped in the frog pond. Yes, for three hundred dollars.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Oh.
- 37:20Speaker 3: My friends bet me that I wouldn't, and they all,
- 37:23Speaker 3: you know, put their money together. I said, I do
- 37:25Speaker 3: it for three hundred bucks.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Did you go in barefoot?
- 37:28Speaker 3: I took my Yeah, I took my shoes and socks off.
- 37:30Speaker 2: Not a poop in there.
- 37:31Speaker 3: It was very squishy on the bottom.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Well, it's like scoopy. Oh my god.
- 37:36Speaker 3: I swanpool and that was a low point in my life.
- 37:38Speaker 3: I didn't really have much money.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Why why didn't you just keep your shoes on. I
- 37:43Speaker 1: didn't want to ruin my shoes.
- 37:44Speaker 2: I just say, three hundred dollars is a lot of money.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Three hundred bucks yeah, back, yeah, yeah. They said I
- 37:48Speaker 3: wouldn't do it. I did it, all right.
- 37:51Speaker 10: I'm just saying morning, guys, it's Queen Quiso. I just
- 37:55Speaker 10: wanted to tell you about a job that I loved.
- 37:58Speaker 10: It may not be a summer job, but it was
- 37:59Speaker 10: one of my favor right jobs. I was probably around eighteen,
- 38:02Speaker 10: and I worked at a hotel at the check in
- 38:05Speaker 10: and at the end of my shift, I would put
- 38:07Speaker 10: in a name, a fake name, and open up a
- 38:10Speaker 10: suite and all my friends would come by.
- 38:11Speaker 2: And we would party all night.
- 38:13Speaker 10: And then I would get up in the morning, shower,
- 38:16Speaker 10: head back down check in, and I would comp out
- 38:19Speaker 10: that suite.
- 38:20Speaker 1: That is awesome. I would have done that if I
- 38:23Speaker 1: worked at a hotel. Yeah, that's a good one for sure.
- 38:25Speaker 1: Scammer room every night.
- 38:27Speaker 3: Yeah, Queen Quaeso. I like how she gave herself that name. Yeah,
- 38:30Speaker 3: that's what you have to do in the mafia. And
- 38:32Speaker 3: she's steady too. She sends in a talk back almost
- 38:35Speaker 3: every day. That's another thing, fighting for talkbacker of the year. Yeah,
- 38:38Speaker 3: let's go to Alana and whitman.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Alana, good morning, what.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Have we got?
- 38:43Speaker 13: Good morning?
- 38:44Speaker 9: I growing up was a lifeguard at one of the
- 38:46Speaker 9: public schools in Blockton, and it was the best summer job.
- 38:50Speaker 9: But man, did I see some crazy things.
- 38:52Speaker 13: And I was working there, for instance, So one of your.
- 38:58Speaker 9: Previous callers was talking about out cleaning bathroom disgusting. Yeah,
- 39:03Speaker 9: growth people are so gross, like you, Lisasane.
- 39:08Speaker 1: So when you got out of the lifeguard chair at
- 39:10Speaker 1: the end of the day, they made you clean the showers,
- 39:13Speaker 1: in the in the stalls and everything.
- 39:15Speaker 9: Yeah. So we'd have the pool clothes at six pm,
- 39:18Speaker 9: and then once you get to sleep with the pool,
- 39:21Speaker 9: we were scrubbing the floors, cleaning the toilets, all that
- 39:24Speaker 9: fun stuff.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a nightmare. All right, there we go,
- 39:29Speaker 1: another crazy summer job. A lot of it's going to
- 39:31Speaker 1: be lifeguards or camp sites. I'm surprised we haven't heard
- 39:34Speaker 1: yet from camp counselors. I was a camp counselor too.
- 39:37Speaker 3: You were a counselor.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, back in the Poconos, or you spent a
- 39:41Speaker 2: lot of time in the Poconon. We lived. That's where
- 39:43Speaker 2: we lived for a big part of my life.
- 39:46Speaker 3: So you had did you sleep at the camp?
- 39:49Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 39:49Speaker 1: Kids?
- 39:50Speaker 2: Yeah, well they had like a cabin for like camp counselor.
- 39:53Speaker 2: So yeah, you know, so you didn't commute.
- 39:55Speaker 1: You stayed there for summer.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Stayed there, yeah, sleep away camp.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:59Speaker 2: Oh I I've got so many spider bites that summer.
- 40:02Speaker 2: It was awful.
- 40:02Speaker 1: I couldn't do a lot of movies. Made it just awful.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but it was good.
- 40:06Speaker 2: The kids were cute. I mean we'd go out in
- 40:07Speaker 2: the canoes and we'd give them the swim test and
- 40:09Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Oh I was.
- 40:11Speaker 3: I was really good at here we go.
- 40:13Speaker 1: He's a dolphin. Now he's a shark.
- 40:15Speaker 2: No.
- 40:16Speaker 3: I started as a guppy us ended up as a shark.
- 40:19Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 40:19Speaker 2: You have to do the final swim test. You have
- 40:20Speaker 2: to jump in with all your clothes on, correct and
- 40:22Speaker 2: take the jeans and you have to take them all
- 40:25Speaker 2: off wet jeans. That's hard, yep, all swimming.
- 40:28Speaker 1: This is great.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Wow, want of summer jobs. What else we got here?
- 40:31Speaker 1: She's mailing her used underwear to fans. SI, you know
- 40:37Speaker 1: what else is she doing? She's sucking her own toes.
- 40:39Speaker 3: Oh my god, the hell is going on?
- 40:42Speaker 1: He actually has a nipple sucking machine.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Thanks go to Jeane online one.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Geane on London one. Please save me, Jean give me
- 40:54Speaker 1: a good one to distract everybody from what just happened.
- 41:00Speaker 11: Jeane, Genie, Okay, Johnny, Jeannie, Geenie Okay, can you put
- 41:10Speaker 11: Genie down?
- 41:10Speaker 1: Please? Okay? Thank you, Jeanie, thank you for the call.
- 41:14Speaker 1: My god, I'm sorry, No, it's Jeanie. We got it. Thanks?
- 41:20Speaker 1: What Genie? What do you do? He's mailing her youth
- 41:23Speaker 1: under Thank you.
- 41:26Speaker 14: I looked at a summer camp for adults with disabilities,
- 41:29Speaker 14: which was fine, but our hours were eight a m.
- 41:31Speaker 14: To ten pm and we were supposed to get a break,
- 41:33Speaker 14: but we never did. And the first week was Prouder
- 41:36Speaker 14: Willie Syndrome Week. If you don't know, people with prodder
- 41:39Speaker 14: Willied syndrome don't have that full instinct. They always feel hungry,
- 41:44Speaker 14: so they have to be on a very specific diet.
- 41:46Speaker 14: So they had us on one thousand two hundred calories
- 41:48Speaker 14: a day and we weren't allowed to eat until ten
- 41:51Speaker 14: o'clock at night, and.
- 41:52Speaker 13: We were constantly working.
- 41:54Speaker 14: I think that was my worst summer job.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Bill, don't laugh. It's very serious.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Product.
- 42:00Speaker 3: WILLI Synderim is a very serious thing. They don't have
- 42:03Speaker 3: a certain chromosome and they can't the brain doesn't tell
- 42:08Speaker 3: them when to stop eating. It's actually a really serious.
- 42:12Speaker 1: So that's why they keep them from food until ten pm.
- 42:15Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that you have to monitor them. There's a
- 42:17Speaker 3: comedian named Artie Lang used to be on the Foreworge
- 42:19Speaker 3: Stern Show. I remember him from his story with him
- 42:22Speaker 3: not to make a joke of it. He he did
- 42:24Speaker 3: a stand up set in Boston at a benefit for
- 42:28Speaker 3: Proud of Willy Kids, and he got up there and
- 42:31Speaker 3: started telling food jokes.
- 42:32Speaker 1: They booted