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The Political and Economical State of the World - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 101 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 2: Boy Dad podcast today. It is February fourteenth, It is
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  Speaker 2: approximately three twenty five pm and we are recording Son
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  Speaker 2: of a Boy Dad podcast with these microphones that don't
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  Speaker 2: want to stay in place. It was just working until
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  Speaker 2: you started talking now, and then.
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  Speaker 1: It just collapsed, as if it was an insolent mic,
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  Speaker 1: as if it was trying to fuck you over. This
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  Speaker 1: whole fucking office has a vendetta against us. Dude, look
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  Speaker 1: at that. I won't even face your face.
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  Speaker 2: It's really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I don't shout out to all the lovers and
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  Speaker 1: friends out there, it's Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's to you.
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  Speaker 1: If you got a booth, a if you're making love
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  Speaker 1: on the regular, and if you're completely celibrated and I
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  Speaker 1: have never felt a touch of the opposite gender or
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  Speaker 1: whoever you love, then I'm sure that shit will sort
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  Speaker 1: itself out if it's meant to, or you'll die alone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Dying alone is definitely on the table.
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  Speaker 2: I think, wow, this is really fucking annoying. All right,
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  Speaker 2: how's it going round? How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I think they fucked us. I think someone came in
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  Speaker 1: here is trying to fuck us.
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  Speaker 2: It really was. It was completely fine before.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that they took all the good screws to
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  Speaker 1: the Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they probably did, dude. They left us with the
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  Speaker 2: rusty bolts and screws.
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  Speaker 1: They fucking they took all the w D forty and
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  Speaker 1: fucking skid daddle to Chicago with it.
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  Speaker 2: They shouldn't be this hard to make, like a microphone work.
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  Speaker 1: And these are supposed to be the high end mic stand.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, and like, what the fuck is that thing?
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Even for little people?
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  Speaker 2: Little person They're like, let's put a mic stand that's
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  Speaker 2: one inch long.
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  Speaker 1: Even little people I don't think would like that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think they'd be very over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: What's happenings, such fucking bullshit, how they're how they're getting.
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  Speaker 2: Us, Like the cool kids over in Chicago are stealing
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  Speaker 2: all of our equipment.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking dude. The fact that these cool kids are
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  Speaker 1: fucking I think that they can just run this fucking
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  Speaker 1: this company from Chicago is laughable.
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  Speaker 2: Laughable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fucking fucking sing your little songs at your lunch table, bro,
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  Speaker 1: fucking go have have fun, fucking the prom queen. These
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  Speaker 1: fucking cool kids out in Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: Chicago has rats, Yeah, more than New York. Actually wind
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  Speaker 2: almost double.
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  Speaker 1: I think these fucking massive gusts of one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: twenty mile winds bringing in fleets of rats. They poising a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of rats, and they got a lot of wind
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  Speaker 2: fat rats. We're gonna be here in New York holding
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  Speaker 2: it down. Yep. With all the actually emerging with pic Central,
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  Speaker 2: so they wanted to throw in a couple more cool
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  Speaker 2: kids for the show.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Sass are going to be running pic Central now.
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  Speaker 1: We're taking Brandon spot and by running, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: be the seventh and eighth voices on it. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to zoom in every day, even though we'll be
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  Speaker 1: in New York. We're just gonna get on the zoom.
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  Speaker 2: Are we supposed to talk about the Chicago move every
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  Speaker 2: single day until they move? Because every single every it's
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  Speaker 2: like that's like all they even talks about right now
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  Speaker 2: is like, oh Chicago, Jesus, right dude. But it seems
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  Speaker 2: like that's not happening for a long ass time. I know,
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  Speaker 2: like maybe we should have waited a little longer to
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  Speaker 2: be bringing that up.
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  Speaker 1: But people just jumped on it and are just fucking
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  Speaker 1: talking about it incessantly. It's like, why don't we talk
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  Speaker 1: about it? Who the next two presidents are going to be?
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  Speaker 2: While we're actually can we talk about politics?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we talking about that?
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: What is that? Jaden Smith clip have ever seen that one?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull it up.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that bitch up.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's with Charlemagne and he's like all of
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  Speaker 2: my friends, like they go ohut and they drink and
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  Speaker 2: he's like, can we talk about the economical state of
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  Speaker 2: the United States? And he's being like dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder how that happened to the Smith kids,
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  Speaker 1: that they wound up just sucking so badly.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, this is like one of the worst things you'll
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  Speaker 2: ever hear. Listen to this. Sorry, my mic won't work,
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  Speaker 2: so let me trying. I mean, they's just fucking retarded. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is swinging around?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to switch seats? No, let's switch seats.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to switch seats. It's just every
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  Speaker 2: time I touch it, it like completely clips over all. Right, Ready,
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  Speaker 2: listen to this. This is hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: And I go around sometimes and I hang out with
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  Speaker 4: other people that are min agent.
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  Speaker 1: They're just.
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  Speaker 2: Something I'm just like, dude, like god.
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  Speaker 1: Like, can we talk about like the political and economic.
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  Speaker 4: State of the world right now?
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  Speaker 2: Someone put like an edit on that. That's annoying. I
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  Speaker 2: hate when people do that. Isn't that crazy. That's so
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  Speaker 2: so funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so pretentious for no reason.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Like, bro, can we talk about the political and
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  Speaker 2: economic state of the world right now?
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  Speaker 1: All the kids are having fun. All the other ages
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  Speaker 1: in my kindergarten class want a fingerpaint, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, everyone's going around there like selfie duck faiths, Like bro,
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  Speaker 2: can we talk about the political and economic state of
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  Speaker 2: the world? Seriously?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know who the next president is
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  Speaker 1: going to be. I want to talk about my fucking rights.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Like everyone's talking about, Oh, we're going who's going
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  Speaker 2: to Chicago? The cool kids are going to Chicago? Like Bro,
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  Speaker 2: the twenty twenty four election is coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's so worried about what's going to happen. On PIC Central.
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  Speaker 1: We're in a global warming crisis right now. Every single day,
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  Speaker 1: the polarized caps are melting at an alarming rate, and
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  Speaker 1: all the cool kids are talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Like bro, can we please talk about what's going on
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  Speaker 2: in Palestine? Please? We need to bring up, like PI
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  Speaker 2: central this cool kids, that East Palestine is literally going
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  Speaker 2: through a hazardous crisis. Hazardous chemicals are pooling around the area.
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  Speaker 1: They're arresting journalists.
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  Speaker 2: They're arresting journalists, and all you want to do is
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  Speaker 2: take selfie duck face and selfie. All the kids my age,
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  Speaker 2: all they want to do is selfie duck face.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what does he I've never heard him talk about politics.
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  Speaker 1: He just like to talk about talking about politics.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, that's crazy. And I feel like Charlemagne's the kind
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  Speaker 2: of person that wouldn't be like yeah, totally. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like he'd give him shit for that. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 2: guess not.
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  Speaker 1: He gave MGK shit. I see that clip every single
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  Speaker 1: week when he was like, uh, when MGK was like
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  Speaker 1: these aren't bars, that's not bars to here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never seen that. I just know
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  Speaker 2: the logic one where he's like his sister was like
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  Speaker 2: sexually assaulted.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, who the hell raped your sister?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, don't you think you could have
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  Speaker 2: done something? You ask some like bizarre question. I think
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  Speaker 2: he almost got. I think his career almost ended from that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He got his ass beat on the street a
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  Speaker 1: couple of times for that. No, just like for other shit,
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  Speaker 1: you're just like talking about the wrong people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and the post malone thing, he's like, so, what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing to help the Black Lives Matter movement,
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  Speaker 2: and he was like, what it's like in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the interview.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I looked at the benches during the national
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  Speaker 1: anthem of the Super Bowl and uh, no one was
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  Speaker 1: sitting or kneeling anymore. I guess nobody's I guess the
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  Speaker 1: work's done.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what During like there was national anthem, they
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  Speaker 2: kind of half asked the flag. What was it? The
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  Speaker 2: last Eagles game? The flag took up the whole field. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is a little bitch ass was a tiny little flag.
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  Speaker 1: I guess Philadelphia loves the United States more than Arizona.
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  Speaker 1: Probably Arizona is the Arizona's like the mohawk capital of
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  Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, everybody's got like fucking thick beards and mohawks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I don't know how was Arizona was fun?
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  Speaker 2: No time out there.
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  Speaker 1: No, I actually hated my tea.
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  Speaker 2: You had a lot of you had a lot of
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  Speaker 2: you did a lot of shit though you went to it.
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  Speaker 2: You saw Drake right, Uh no, were you a part
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  Speaker 2: of that crew?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go to the Drake didn't go to that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go to the Drake concert. No sad to say,
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  Speaker 1: why who was at that crew?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just it seemed like you were
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  Speaker 2: with like KFC and all those comedians. What are those
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  Speaker 2: guys names? Mr? Kreischer, Shane Gillis.
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  Speaker 1: I just knew KFC in fight. Are these guys your friends? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I saw you guys. I saw you guys were
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  Speaker 2: with them, I thought, I so, I just didn't know
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  Speaker 2: if you went with uh like Shane and all them
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  Speaker 2: to Drake did Drizzy?
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  Speaker 1: No, Uh, we did see them.
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  Speaker 2: You went to their show.
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  Speaker 1: We went to their show and it was so funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those guys are so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. How was it? How long did they How long
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  Speaker 2: did like Shane and Norman do?
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  Speaker 1: It's like maybe fifteen twenty minutes and then Bert was
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  Speaker 1: like an hour. Yeah, he was the liner.
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  Speaker 2: That venue looked fucking huge, and he had got four
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  Speaker 2: shows the Hockey Arena. That's crazy. Yeah, and they were
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  Speaker 2: I mean four shows. There's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: They were eating out of the palm of their hand.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, he did TD Garden when I was in Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Who did Bert?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. He has so many fans, I know, how
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  Speaker 1: did he get them all?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's podcasting really, I mean
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  Speaker 2: the machine that video has like sixty million views on I.
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  Speaker 1: Think he said eighty eight million is what he was saying. Really,
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  Speaker 1: he kind of told his story at the end. I
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  Speaker 1: don't do comedians do this often. At the end.
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  Speaker 2: He kind of like does the bit every time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he started running back bits, he.
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  Speaker 2: Runs back the machine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's just like his fans love that
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  Speaker 2: joke so much, so they just like he just does
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  Speaker 2: it to end every show.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like his jokes are really a lot of stories.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big story I've never seen her a
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  Speaker 2: love I just like have heard from people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a very good storyteller. I'd love to be
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  Speaker 1: able to be a great storyteller. It will never happen
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  Speaker 1: for me, though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's weird because tom se Girl is also
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  Speaker 2: a big storytellering comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Fights is a great storyteller. Yeah, Francis is a great storyteller.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Francis is a really good storyteller.
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  Speaker 1: And that's kind of where it stops. No one else
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  Speaker 1: in here can spin a yarn like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty bad at storytelling. I'm terrible at it,
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  Speaker 2: just kidding. I'm fucking amazing at it.
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  Speaker 1: Once I get on the pic Central, though, I'll have
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  Speaker 1: more time to kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of work it out. Yeah, just I have more I
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  Speaker 2: have more.
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  Speaker 1: Time during like more hours to kind of just sit
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  Speaker 1: back and really spin yarns. It was sick chilling with
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  Speaker 1: those dudes backstage at the concert. Uh, it was all
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  Speaker 1: the chiefs. Offensive Linemen walked into the show right after that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that that picture and uh I was
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  Speaker 2: I kept on being like, someone tagged you as just chiefs.
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  Speaker 1: They did.
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  Speaker 2: I saw I was looking at I mean that picture
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  Speaker 2: was posted like a thousand times, but I saw someone
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  Speaker 2: posted it and you were just tagged as chiefs that
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  Speaker 2: They must have thought that you were like one of
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  Speaker 2: the chiefs, Like offensive Lineman.
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  Speaker 1: These are the biggest men that I'd ever seen in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Their center, Creed Humphreys was like the biggest
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  Speaker 1: widest man I'd ever seen in my life. And I
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  Speaker 1: kept on like being like, hey, you guys want a
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  Speaker 1: fucking beer, like trying to get him before the game.
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  Speaker 1: I was like just kidding them a Birds fan. They're
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  Speaker 1: like like they didn't get at all. They didn't think
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  Speaker 1: it was funny.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know why. I just completely blanked
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  Speaker 2: that they were playing in the Super Bowl like the
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  Speaker 2: next day.
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  Speaker 1: And then Shane was he was just going up to
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  Speaker 1: them and being like, do you guys want some heroin?
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  Speaker 1: You guys want to rape?
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. God, dude, to be a fly on the wall.
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  Speaker 1: Like everybody kept on being like, man, the amount of
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  Speaker 1: cocaine they did in that room. Like that room was
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: like full of publicists and charcoutery boards. It wasn't exactly
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  Speaker 1: like the fucking cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the green room. I feel like the
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  Speaker 2: green room is at those clubs are fucking like the
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: like houses.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a stadium. Yeah, there was like an
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  Speaker 1: ice luge. They were all people are all partying for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. I didn't know anybody though, Like I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know. I wasn't like Ksey and Fights are like
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  Speaker 1: really good friends with these comedians, like knows these dudes
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  Speaker 1: like pretty well. Yeah, so it was my first time
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  Speaker 1: meeting a lot of them, which was very exciting for me.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm a fucking I'm a fan. We were going
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  Speaker 1: to the same bar the entire time. You would have
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  Speaker 1: loved it. I was thinking about it. The whole time
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  Speaker 1: pool indoor outdoor, oh yeah, smoking, divest of dive bars.
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  Speaker 1: It was called Patties Like people went there. Everyone really,
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  Speaker 1: even right after the fucking game. Seane was like, fuck this,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: let's go to Patty's.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Damn so I gotta record. That was like a fucking
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: blast you would have.
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  Speaker 1: Apply that People were like suicide watch set.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know. I wasn't What was I gonna do
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  Speaker 2: kill yourself? Everyone was like, bro, you must be so pissed.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, I'm like, I have my own
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  Speaker 2: I have my own things. To do as well. It's
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  Speaker 2: like I'm sitting there, legs refreshating, like what the fuck, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Like legs kicking behind you, laying on your stomach.
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  Speaker 2: Like face timing. You just to no answer on repeat,
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  Speaker 2: You're like, Ki, why are you there without me?
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  Speaker 1: And they just go still. Yeah, just like laughing this smile,
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  Speaker 1: just face.
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  Speaker 2: Looking for you in the back of stories. What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I know this is you.
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  Speaker 2: You told me you weren't going to go to the
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  Speaker 2: Bird show? What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: What does he say? Did he say anything about me?
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  Speaker 1: Tell him? You know me, tell him I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 2: Was Uh, did you guys watch the show like in
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  Speaker 2: the crowd or did you just say the backstage?
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  Speaker 1: We watched in the crowd.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And it was my first time seeing all of the
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  Speaker 1: material that was done on that stage that night, Like
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  Speaker 1: I'd seen none of Norman stuff, I see none of
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  Speaker 1: Shane stuff, so I none of Birch stuff before. And
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  Speaker 1: it washilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 1: I just came away being like so impressed that uh
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  Speaker 1: at their at their acumen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're crazy good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's infuriating. It must be so fun, just like
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: go to town collect fucking easy six figures or whatever the
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: fuck they're making go to the super Bowl. Just like
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: they just kept on coming to the barstool House, just
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: doing content. Just saw him all week It's just with talented,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: successful guys. Yeah, it's pretty cool. The weekend before I
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: was at a fucking Guy Fieri party.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I know, I saw that. That's why I didn't know
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: if that was the same were you guys?
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Was that like a Guy Fiery themed party?
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: The Guy?
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, like it was a like my wife
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: for Halloween dressed up as Guy and then and then
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: we ran it back and had a whole Guy Fieri
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: party where everybody dressed up as Guy Fieri.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Is that the second time you've done that?
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: No, we did a whig party, Oh okay for It's
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: almost for my buddy Mike's birthday, and at his house
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: he has like a blown up picture of Guy Fieri
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: like popping a morsel in his mouth, Like where ship
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Guy Fieri? And we went to a super Bowl party
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: and fucking it was. We were with Dave and then
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: we got there and Dave's like, yeah, Guy Fieri's actually
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: sharing this this like table with us, just us and Guy.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: It was just us in fucking Fieri talk to him.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for a while.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I came back from the bathroom and my wife was
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: just introducing me to Guy Fieri.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: He just like gave me a fist bump. It's like
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: you're winning that life already, man, is what he said.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: That really thanks Guy Fieri. I was, and then I was.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I tried to be like, yeah, I just went to
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: her because I literally stopped on my way before I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: left for the super Bowl. I stopped at a restaurant
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: like the Skylark Diner in New Jersey, which is like
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: one of his famous spots that he went to. It's like,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I was just your spot, the Skylark Diner, and I was.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I was just like, you don't give a fuck. It's like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: you don't you've been to a million restaurants, Like, let
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: me shut the fuck up. That's basically what I just
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: said to his face. But I don't. I don't know
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: how to act around famous people, dude. I didn't know
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: what to say to him.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Guy Fieri is kind of like a uh one though, yeah,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: because he's someone who's been famous forever.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: And he's so recognizable. His hair was more bleached blonde,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: than I ever saw. He had a Cuban link chain
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: around his neck like a fucking wrap, or probably forty
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars fucking fat ass chain, like four rings on
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: his finger like Drake. Dude, he probably has like Drake
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: level jewelry. Maybe not Drake level, but probably Well, Drake's
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: got that nine million dollar fucking necklace, dude. That shit's great.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the Caleb video was pretty fun, fucking crazy.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I know that son of a bitch.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Did you have anything to do with it?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Drake asked me if I could set him up
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: with Kaylea. I'll see, and I forgot. Honestly, I forgot
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: about it for about three months.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you put it off.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You know what, maybe it's time that these guys hang
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: out with you. Because he kept them blowing up my phone,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: do bro, click click a chill bro, desperate to be
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: one of the cool kids.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, click, Bro, you're picking central. You're not the now
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Fuck that's mean.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: No, I mean like all those people and it's well,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: it's just it's just a weird dichotomy that I feel
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: like we're thrown in.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I could have gotten roped into
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: the cool kids. I know, I sit by myself at
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: my desk, don't talk to anyone, and then I go
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: home and play video games for like eight hours.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: That is a cool thing to do.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Is It's really cool. That's why I said it.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Pepev wants to play video games with you.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: No, we're not looking for recruits right now. Really, you've
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: got an established squad.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: He said. He's really nice. He said, Drake.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Wanted to play on my squad. I'd still have to
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: be like, let's see how you can play.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: That's what it was like for a fucking Sunday conversation. Yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, let's see how you doing pick center?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Like there's like, we don't we don't just
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: rotate squad members like that. This is a this is
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: a this is a defined group.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: There's no there's no bench.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: There's no bench because if one of the boys is missing,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: we'll play trios and then if that will play duos.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Why can't Why can't someone just like, why can't you
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: just keep it at tree and just let pep Ev
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: or Drac on.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: That I would be going against the brotherhood.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: He could, but never leave my brothers, like that's his thing.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: He he doesn't want to leave his brothers.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Well, he would be leaving his brothers.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: He wants more brothers. He wants to be adopted by your.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Brother god brothers. Sorry, man, No new friends, No new friends.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I keep a tight circle.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: You stay down for your day one. How's the lyric go?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the song. He says
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: the word Okay, I assumed.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So you want to just I was.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I was between that and a couple other words.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You want to just say to see how solid we are.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna stress test this podcast by saying the N word.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Damn. It sounds like sounds like a fun weekend or
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: fun week.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: It was not. I assure you it was not you.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm genuinely like that
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: sounds awesome.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I know, and I'm and I'm not and I'm not
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: trying to be like too cool for school, like I uh.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of hurry up and wait. It's a
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: lot of like like going to the barstool bar while
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: they're doing barstool Radio. It's like, well you have to
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: be there like for the two hours, but like I'm
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: not on barstool radio.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: So everyone has to be there yeah, you just.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Had to be there, and like, I don't mind schmoozing,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: but I was trying not to drink. So it's just
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: like sober a loud bar, just a ton of schmoozing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But it's awful. The silver lining was so many people
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: were like wear sass or so many people were coming
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: up being like I'm a massive son of a boy
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: dad fan. Even at the Super Bowl, multiple women came
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: up and were like, son of a boy dad, I
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: love son of a boy Dad. I love the pod damn.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And they were all like, I'm like the two percent
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: of women. But it's like when at that point, like
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: there's got to be I think there's a lot of
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I think this show is for the for the ladies.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I think there might be more women fans than men fans.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: It's like I think it's like ninety percent men.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Just the one woman that says like, yeah, the show
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: like this regard one hundred dudes.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When I was when I was in like Boston,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: some dude was tweeting at me being like, Yo, this
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: ratio is fucked because there'd be like one table of
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: girls and then like eight hundred dudes. Yeah, and they
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: all the dudes just look exactly the same.
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• 20:41
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: What how was Boston?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Boston was fun. It was a good time.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about it since we had a lot
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: of show now I think so?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: No, it was really fun. We did five shows.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Was that your biggest show you've you've had?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: It was the second weekend. I've sold out every show.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me hold twenty dollars now, it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Was like the second weekend I've sold out, which I
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: think the first was Arlington, Like I've sold out shows
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: and other weekends, but then.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Like five shows to sell out just kind of yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. So I sold out that whole weekend
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: and it was fun. All the shows were really fun.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: The only show that wasn't fun was the late show
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: on Friday, cause it was just people were showing up
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: like wasted out of their minds and like yelling stuff out.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: And it's not even they yell out like annoying shit.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: They'll be like they'll just yell out like yak, like
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: in the middle like it's like it's like it's like
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: they have like Tourette's, Like in the middle of a joke,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: they'll be like spin the wheel and You're like, what
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: the fuck was that, dude, Like I'm in the middle
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: of a joke and it's like at a no, it's
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: completely out of nowhere.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Are you thankful for every fan that you get?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was. It seems like they all
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: had a black but I can't take a shit. Yeah, no,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: it seems like they all had a lot of fun.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, there was a lot of people tweeting at me,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Like more people tweeted at me that night than the
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: entire weekend, being like that crowd was the worst comedy
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: crowd I've ever like witnessed. But the show was very fun,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: like you did, like it was awesome, And that was
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: kind of annoying for me just because it's like I
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: don't know, like I don't care. It's like I've done
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I do the show five times, like it's one show
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: goes wrong. It's not like the end of the world.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It's more just like you feel bad for people who
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: are like, oh, I bought tickets to come see this,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: and then they're like getting ruined because some wasted dude
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: in the front has to scream like I'm the joker
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: baby in the middle of the show fifteen times.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Is it ever funny?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: It's never funny.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I think it just isn't funny yet. Dude.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I've told this before. I'll be at the stand when
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: it's like I don't even promote the show. I'll be
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: there and they'll be like one dude there who knows me,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: and he'll like, in the middle of my set, he'll
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: be like, KB is gonna have that, And I'm like, dude,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: what the hell are you doing?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: People kind of.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Like what are you thinking?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: It was funny to watch the same thing at uh
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: like at bird show, like uh yeah shows fucking nut.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's never gonna stop.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: He was always just like I love you back, yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: or just like dudes the drunkest dudes you've ever seen
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: like stumble charging towards the stage with a beer in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: their hand, just like yeah, he's just like trying to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like you drink right, yeah, just give Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I mean that's the thing is I got, like, it's
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: obviously I still appreciate everyone coming, but then I definitely
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: have to It's something that I gotta work on, probably
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: to just be able to take that and move on.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Crowd work, bro, Yeah, but it's not even like it's
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: not even like something that you can do crowd work
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: off of, because then you're like, oh shit, not everyone
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: here listens to the act. So it's like if someone
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: makes a joke about the yak and then you got
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: to be like, oh yeah, like the yeah, the case straits,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: and there's like none of you. Oh, there's one hundred
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: people here who are like what the fuck is he
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: You should just be like what pussy? Yeah, and be
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: super aggressive towards them.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I think I like, I get I get annoyed, but
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I think I make it funny that they like they're
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: still enjoying it. I don't know, it's a.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Good problem to have.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, I sent you a message. Also, the other
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: four shows were like fantastic. Yeah, like the best crowds
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I've ever had, So eighty percent of the shows are yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: the best crowd yard and that show was very fun.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Still see you're lit. Yeah, it was fun. It was
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: a great weekend.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I sent you a message gassing the fuck out of you.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I was confused by that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You're like what, I replied, Yeah, You're like, is this
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a bit?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I was like laying in bed and I opened up
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: because I was confused because you DMed me on Instagram,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: like I didn't know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I out of nowhere, gas came across my ship and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm about to cast about to
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: make it feel so goddamn good about himself.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Bro, it was fun. It was It was a good time.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Massage of the ego, just like you're going to be
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: fucking massive and I love watching you work, brother.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: It was a good time. It was fun. It was nice.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I like how much I like how much you love
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: doing stand up and how how like hard you are,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Like not to make it sound corny, but how hard
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you try and like want to succeed. You know what
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, You're not half passing it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like that and doing it a lot.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I like that got a show tonight, And I hate the.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Concept that you can try too hard at something, and
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: obviously you don't want to make it look like you're
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: trying too hard or you don't want to seem like
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a try hard. But I think trying hard is cool,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Like you're trying hard at stand up is like cool.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: All those dudes like like I do stand up a good,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: like a lot, Like I do it like almost every night,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: but dude, like I mean, and it's obviously it comes
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: with like getting past at all the clubs in this city,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: so it's like it's not really even like an option
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: for me right now, but like Normand does like seven
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: spots a night, like every night. Like that's why those
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: guys are that good, because they're just going up every
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: single day, like for like hours on stage at a
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: time every day.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I said this to him after the show, but I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: was like, as a rapper I respect or as someone
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: who's done bout a rap. I don't want to call
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: myself a rapper like that, but I respect his joke
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: writing style so much. Oh yes, like rapid fire and
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: turns of phrases, dude, so that he's gotten a lot
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: of that from rappers, like more rappers have like said
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that they appreciate his jokes because I think just the
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: way that he spins it and puts it together is yeah,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: super impressive, and just the economy of language, the way
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: he writes it the word plays, Yeah, super impressive.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's someone who's like the like his like five
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: minutes of like like a five minute said for him
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: has like a hundred jokes.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: In yeah tag tag there's.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Never adult there's never like a minute without a joke
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: or like even thirty seconds, Like every second there's a
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: new joke.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Crazy. It's insane fucking crazy man.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like insanely good writing too. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Comedy yeah, great comedy voice. It's like an old like
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: old timing.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: He he really breaking news from the Pentagon as he does.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Dude, He's fucking was crazy seeing those like stories of
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: like Shane like on the stage and then those big
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: ass teeth like like screens. That was nuts.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: That venue must have been fucking massive. Bro.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: When I say the other dudes killed it, Shane Gillis
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: killed it so hard. Oh yeah, he like ripped a
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: hole in the space continuing and just had people like
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: losing their shit laughing like it was like, uh, like
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: young teenage girls seeing Elvis.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, like grown.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Men just like holding their cheeks screaming like Kevin Mchowis. Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it was so fucking fire.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When I when I opened for him, I remember
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: going out and watching from the crowd, and there were
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: people who were like hyperventilating, like in the crowd because
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: they were laughing so hard. Yeah, it's nothing fake about
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: the laugh now, it's insane.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: God give people some fake laughter this season.
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  Speaker 2: Girls Move said thirteen. It's not bad, okay thirteen?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Lord Yeah, oh fuck? Super depressing that the Eagles lost, though, Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Big bummer I had. I had a bunch of them.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Did you have a lot of any big bets? Yeah?
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Would you have? How much? Would you have like ten
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: k on Eagles money line? No?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: But if the Eagles and uh.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Miles Sanders really.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: He sucks now, oh he doesn't suck, but they just
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: he's not the feature back anymore.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Boston Scott all wait, oh sorry, no, no, Boston Scott almost
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: scored in the first like two minutes, and Mook was like,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: don't put Boston Scott. I was gonna fucking kill you
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: if he scored, because I asked the dude the payout
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: was like thirty thousand if Boston Scott scored.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: More than that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, were.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Saying, yeah, I don't even remember what I was saying.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: No, we're talking about your bets.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Oh. If the Phillies and uh Eagles had won and
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: like a certain like score had happened, like I'd be
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: up seventy thousand dollars right now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah fucking And that's not even.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Like seventy thousand to bet seventy thousand. It'd be like
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: betting three thousand dollars to win seventy thousand dollars. It
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: would have been like these this array of long shots.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: That would have been like, I like, pretty life affirming
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: amount of money to win gambling. I could kind of like,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: damn near just back off from gambling and just be like, hey,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a lifetime win.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. I'm not. I'm not going
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: to bet. I don't think I'm gonna bet again until
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: next football next football season.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna come around on March Madness. It'll be a
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: fun we'll have.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, maybe I will on March Madness. I just
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: don't once we start get going on pictures. I took
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: all my money out, took all my money out of
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: my account. You did, and I was like, yeah, it
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: was just like I don't.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: It feels good to take it out of the account.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: But it's just like I got I'm never gonna I
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: don't think I'm ever gonna enjoy basketball as much as
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed football, because like I've watched basketball. It's just
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: like I like watching the last like two minutes of
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: a basketball game.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: That's like a old, uh like white guy thing to
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: say about basketball, but I feel that like the NBA,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: only all you have to do is watch the last
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: two minutes of the game. It's not even real.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: But it's also like like football is nice because it's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: like you get to sit down on Sunday and watch
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: football all day. And basketball it's like, well, if I
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: was gonna start betting on basketball, I'd be betting every
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: single night.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have to get a new hobby. Yeacuse
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: my weekends are now very free.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and they.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Haven't been for a long time. Yeah, and I never
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: considered any doing anything else.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it definitely sucks. What'd you eatings over?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What'd you eat during the super Bowl?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Nothing, that's chips that sucks? Cheese? I had some cheese
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: that sucks?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: What kind of cheese?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I was cracking up. I was talking to someone about this,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: how like like those people who are like, oh, I'm like,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I can't give up cheese. You ever meet someone's like
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: really into cheese it is, and you're like, what the
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? It is time I've ever
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: like I like cheese on pizza. I've never been like, dude,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm trying to go on a diet, but
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I just can't get rid of cheese.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It's always like those graphics where it's like money, yeah,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: sex or chees, breathing or cheese. Yeah, Like I don't know,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: breathing might have to go.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Because I love cheese so much. Cheeseburgers are good, yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: but you could have a burger without cheese would be
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: barely even noticed.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you or like, there's different ways to get
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the moisture, like if you put.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Some avocado or something like there's some male on there.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: There's different ways to get the fucking moisture on a burger.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: But people love cheese.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: People who are like getting fat from cheese, Like, dude,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I could think of a thousand things that are making
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: me fat. Cheese is not even within any He's not either,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: It's not even close.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I think girls love cheese, you think, and I think
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: it's because they don't like the poop and it just
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: backs them up, like, oh, I'll just eat cheese. I
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: won't poop for four days. I had like a cheese dip.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not like not like, holy shit, I
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: gotta lay off the cheese now.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: When people are like I'm addicted to cheese, get a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: real addiction cheese, grown up addictions.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: What do you what is so like? What do people
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: just eat cheese like cheese sticks and like baby belled,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I don't thinking, Well.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I think it's some some of that. I think people
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: just snack on cheese, but I also think cheese boards. Yeah,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: But like people who are like eating bree, people who
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: are having like a blue cheese, crumble, some havar key,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: some fuck goodles that night, not government cheese of Kraft
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: single gross poor people cheese.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: But the people that are eating like like boards of
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: cheese are not getting fat from cheese.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I think they are.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Is it that bad? Is it really high calorie fat?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: It's densely fatty, and it's like the worst I mean,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: it's just like the fucking worst part of milk, like
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: on like old milk. Yeah, I guess the concept. The
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: more you think about cheese, the fucking grosser it is.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: It's disgusting, but it is good. I like a tomato
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: tomato I don't know, sort of some sort of tomato cheese.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about pizza?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Oh? It was good like tomato cheese, bread some with
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: some wheethans some wh things. Yeah, dipped it in there.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Very good, very yummy.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I think you could have done better with the cheese
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: and cracker selection on the Super Bowl. That's the one
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: thing that I regretted about going to the game is
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I like to have a spread in front of me.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I even was like, I want to get a fucking
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: nacho or a big at the game. I want to
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: nachos or like just a bunch.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Of how it was expensive at the game, or just
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: normal stadium prices and.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Pretty normal stadium prices. But it was like some of
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: the worst human traffic jams that I'd ever been in.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that sucks. Just like human trafficking jams too.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: They human trafficking is crazy.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It was the chiefs that were doing the human traffic.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: A rail you think, not the birds, No, one hundred percent.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: The cheese were, yeah you should like.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Kelsea's probably fucking checked.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: The gatoray containers. Dude, I bet there's like migrants in there.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I bet there's like Slovenian chill.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey's definitely a prostitute guy. I hate him. Travis
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Kelsey getting up on stage after they won and he's like, man,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: shout out to everybody who doubted us. It was like,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: why are you you're black? All of a sudden, dude,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: he does what are you talking about? What are you
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: talking like that?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: He hit it at the last parade and I talked
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: about it on the Act and people were like, what
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: that speech was great? I was like, no, bro, he
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: turned it up to a whole di was vernacular, like, yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know who he's trying to impress and I
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: saw a video of him trying to He was driving
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: through his Starbucks and he tried to drag the barista
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: out of the window to human traffick her. No, yes, dude,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: he was trying to human traffick her into his pickup truck.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: But when she resist, had a zip ty in his
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: hands and she resisted, and he just like skirted off
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and drove away. I cannot believe how many people in
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs are human trafficking.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: It was all that man like.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: That has to at least I know the media is
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: not talking about it. It has to Sully the championship
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, that's like, Oh, your whole team's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: human traffickers.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: What do you think they did? What do you think
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: they do?
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Af?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: What do you do after you in this? You go
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to like a party with your team? I think you
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: just like uh whoever? Like Ghislain Maxwell passed the torch
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: to I think you Yeah, parlay, yeah, parlay with Trav
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and his like organizer to Kelsey Island. Yeah, and Jackson Mames. Yeah,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: fucking just wiggling with the kids, yeah, Kelsey Island, Travis
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Kelsey Island, though not fucking Jason Kelsey Island. Obviously Jason
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Kelsey was probably he he was gonna bust it. He
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: was gonna bust the trafficking ring from the inside. He's
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: a sleeper South human trafficker.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it was. It was a devastating I mean,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: it was pretty it was really tough. Like, I know,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: you obviously felt it way more than I did, but
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: it was like, like, dude, he was like, it was
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: just such like an entertaining game and the Eagles were
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: playing phenomenal up until like towards the end.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Offensively, and then it just ends.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: He was like, WHOA. I like, I didn't even think
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: that that was a possibility for them to run the
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: clock down because I was like, I was like, oh,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: they're just gonna score, and the Eagles are gonna get
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: it back and score and then maybe we'll go to ot.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Eagles try to let him have it touchdown.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it was like over out of nowhere,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: just ends, and I was like, damn. And then Jalen
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: hurts that that hail Mary's pass. Shut up. I could
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: have thrown that with my right arm further and I'm lefty.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: For those who are wondering.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Now, clip in the clip of Sass trying to throw
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the ball drop out and then trying to put the
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: ball and whiffing on it, and then rolling down the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: hill and not.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Being able to bend those that his shoulders fucked. No,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's just as far as he can throw
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: the ball. It was like from his own like twenty
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: it's like a thirty yard throw.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I know, he shouldn't have He should have thrown like
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: a I mean, obviously.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: There was no chance it was gonna work regardless.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like to the twenty yard line.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really really short. But he also, I
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: mean three touchdowns in the Super Bowls. That's the four quarterback.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Four three rushing, one passing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but three touchdowns himself.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most by quarterback ever.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude, He's the second I was like, I
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: was like worried about taking Jalen Hurts anytime.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: He's the second highest passer rating in a Super Bowl ever,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: right behind Nick Foles.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I mean that that QB sneak is just lethal.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I not the non trafficking Kelsey brother I know is
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the one that's running it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Who do you think we're gonna lose already lost our
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: offensive coordinator to the already lost that no defensive coordinator
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: to Cardinals, offensive coordinator to Colts.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Pluck, pluck for what are they going? Head coaches? Head coaches?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: So Sirianni already has a massive coaching tree. Then Kelsey
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: might retire. Fletchrick Cox, Brandon Graham free agents. Maybe bring
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: out of here Sanders free agent, probably.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Gets Sanders the fuck out of here.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Uh, Chauncey Gardner Johnson agent, hopefully we bring him back.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Bradberry free agent.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Boston's got all the money.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Boston's got some pro gamer. Really, he
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: got a million dollar contract to be a pro gamer.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Is that just like anyone that gets money for gaming
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: is considered a pro gamer.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: He got a million.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I think I think I would run Boston, Scott and moorezon.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Them. He no, he's definitely nice.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably is.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He's death like he got a car. He's like on
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a sca.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: What do you do when you put If you're an athlete,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: you gotta get bored, right, you can't really get fucked up?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Says he plays nine hour run Yeah, yeah, play for
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: nine hours and then work out. Yeah, just like horse
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: or your wife.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Now, those guys don't fuck their wives.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not even both just they don't fuck their wives,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and they only worse. You think Lebron, You think Lebron
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: cheats on his wife.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: No, dude. There's that old video of Lebron running down
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: the escalator to avoid the to avoid the girls. It's
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: like the funniest video ever. Have you ever seen it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: He's like running, he's like jumping down like four steps
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: at a time, and they're all chasing him.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but thought he's at like the top of him.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: You've seen that video, right, Yeah, you've never seen that.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. He goes down the wrong way down
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the elevator. Yeah, and so it's like.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Oh man, what a legend.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Austin Scott plays Rocket League. He's in the top.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: The world in rocket Damn. That's crazy. Doesn't much, but
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: that's great because Rocket League's are like a very popular game.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: That's wild. It's also really hard. I suck at Rocket League.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I've tried to play that game a couple of times,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: and I suck.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: What is just for the listeners that because obviously I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: know what Rocket League?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Rocket League is the one where you have those like
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: you have like a car and you're like basically playing
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: soccer with this big ass ball. You've definitely seen clips.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Of its video game. Yeah, it's a big like physics game, huh.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: To be able to control the car to hit the
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: ball at an angle to get the goal.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Got it?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Got it? Got it? Well, that's sweet that he's a
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: fucking pro at it. I mean, I think he became
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a pro not knowing if he was even going to
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: get resigned to the Eagles this year because it kept
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: on like tendering him low.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: But let me let me pull up a clip of
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: it or just show you what it looks like. You
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: definitely will know what it looks like.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You girl, would you go to and you know it
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: don't matter anywhere you can rely on your.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the article calls him a two sports star.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: It's like this. It's like they have the car and
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: the ball and they're like hitting it into a net.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: You've never seen this?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I have. I have featured in many tiktoks
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and how yeah screen that's definitely how I've seen it
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: just on the bottom of a anus clip or some ship.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy that he that he can play that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: He's that good at Rocket League. That's nuts.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty impressive, Pretty fucking impressive for my guy Boston. Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: could have could have used him winning a super Bowl though,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: but yeah, we could have. I don't know what I'm
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: gonna do with my time and my self worth.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Now, Well, you're not watching the Lakers anymore?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I'm not watching the Lakes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: So where is Pat Bev? Where's he going? I was
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I was telling someone about who was I telling? Oh,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: it's telling call him? Yesterday I was at the stand
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: and I saw him and he I was like, he
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: was talking about Pat. He said he's been listening to
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: the past BEV podcast. He said it's funny, and he
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, pap Pev got traded. And he was
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: like when he had no idea? He's a fake fan?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: When did uh?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I like that some people are just fans of the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: podcast and not the Lakers though. That's way sweeter.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't even know if Colin knows
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: what the Lakers are? What? Yeah? What? Uh?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Where do you get? Where's he going? I don't know,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: No one knows. He doesn't even know free agent he does.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: He literally doesn't even know, didn't get like bought out
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: of something contract.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Because he wants to, because he's a veteran. So veterans
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: can just go to like contenders if they want to. Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: he got bought out of his contract, and now he's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: free to sign with a contender. So people are like
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: vying for his services right now.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Is he good? Yes, he's really good.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Starts for he started for the Lakers, the whole he
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: started damn near Every game's old, right, thirty four?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Thirty four? You think that's old for the NBA. Yeah,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: it's a young man's game.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: For podcasting though, that's young.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's young as fuck. You're just getting started.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Spring Chicken out here in podcasts. Yeah, probably done like
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: ten thousand podcast episodes in my life.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot fucking crazy. You've already done a
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: podcast with someone who's clearly nude podcasting, and you kind
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: of have to take charge. You're like, let me, let me,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: let me take I got this.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Do you think that podcast like when I'm.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: The seventh chair on the YAC Let me take care
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: of things right now?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Eight dom pick Central two.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: You guys, everyone on the act hates me. Let me
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: take this, So I didn't tell you guys are new
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: to this.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I do feel though that like I can stoke the
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: fires of a good ass rift session with my boys.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Oh better now that I've I've had so much podcast experience.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Like if we're like at the guy Fiery Party, we
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: would go down to like the like it was like, uh,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: we go down to the basement just the dudes, just
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: leave the girls upstairs.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and like literally old you guys do just
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: rough house.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: We literally just sat in a circle for like forty
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: five minutes at a time just fucking having just legendary
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: fucking shooting the ship session of just riffing and dude,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you really feel like it was just podcasting without the mics.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Bro, It's awesome.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: It's fucking it's it's pure pure male friendship.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: That's what the fuck it's all about. That's what this
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: show stands for.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: That's what it's like when me and my boys play PlayStation.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, pure male friendship. But I turned my reaverb
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: up all the way so I feel like I'm in
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: a podcast.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you kind of like lead the
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: lead the charge a little bit? And from uh, from
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: a joking.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Perspective, with my buddies. Yeah, now you let them joke. Now,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I think my friend Bow is way funnier than me.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, So why the fuck is he on the podcast?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want to really, Yeah, he wants to fish
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: in Alaska instead.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, sounds hilarious.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: You went to Alaska for the summer.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I was just watching him working there, like a survival show,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: like this History Channel survival show where they have to
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: spend one hundred days in the wilderness and they get
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: like a million dollars or something like that, and they
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: it's just like they're in like northern Canada, like the
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Arctic Circle or whatever, and uh, really confirmed how much
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: of a bitch I am?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that's it is in sane.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: None of it. I wouldn't last one day outside like that,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: none of the stuff I could do. And these people
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: are literally not just like surviving out there, they're building structures, yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: that they can live inside for extent.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've seen something. I think I've seen
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: part of that. Dude. Have you ever have you noticed
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: that they're really up in the prizes for those game shows?
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Where's the money?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because it used to be they used
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: to all be ten k, right, like when it was
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: like like chopped. You remember the old show Shops. I
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: was tank, that top level chef show that came on
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: after the super Bowl. You probably didn't see it. I
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: watched the whole episode. It was very good. Gordon Ramsey
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: of course, and the prize is two hundred and fifty K.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, that's wild. It used to be
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: like ten k.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like it got really big. It was like
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the whole like who Wants to be a Millionaire? Yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: like shit, that that was really big and then it
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: just like dropped off a cliff and like it max
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: out of fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, I think million dollar
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: prizes are coming back.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, seems like it. Two hundred and fifty K is
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah. Hello, it was a good ass show.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Bona Joor Romigo Yeah, yeah, two fifty.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: That shit was. It was a very entertaining episode. This
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: one Southern lady she like cooked like they get like
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: obviously they get like their ingredients and they have to
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: come up with something to make. Yeah, and the everyone
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: made like super fancy like meals, like oh, this is
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: like scallops elevated ye scale all this shit and the
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Southern Lady made like a grit cake.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: That's the sound of extremely processed dog food, which is
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: the norm at most pet food companies. But at the
• 45:27
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• 45:32
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• 45:43
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• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And they were like, this is repulsive. They're like, I
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: don't even know what would give you the idea to
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: make this.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: What's a grit kit?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: She was like, I always make it back home from
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: a boy is they love it? And they were like, yeah,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: don't ever do that again.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: What is it? What was in it?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Grits?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: That kind of sound? Is that good?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I think that it was really bad.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Damn that sucks that people just couldn't tell her that
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: her food sucks.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I know, because I do. There would be some people
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: who'd be like, oh, I worked, I work at a
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: five star restaurant in like New York. Like people that
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: are like been chefs for a while and then there
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: will be like three people who are like, my family
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: loves my cooking.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one's ever complained to me.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: There was one lady who was like, I eat cook
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: for the homeless, and I was like, well, I mean, yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: no shit, they like your food. There's like there's like
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: pictures of her handing out her food to the homeless,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Like the homeless love my food. Yeah, because they haven't
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: eaten in fucking three weeks. It's like, no shit. That
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: was what made her go on like this insane cooking show.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Homeless homeless people line up to get my food. They
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Imagine a homeless person being like.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, gotta they kind of are. Some of them
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: are like that. If you ever tried to give a
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: homeless person food and they're like no.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Or they're like what is it?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like dude, just eat it. It's pizza, what
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Or like they'll be like no, I don't need vegetables.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: It's like, damn, a beggar and a chooser. I never
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: thought i'd see the day. I guess beggars can be
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: choosers as they can. That's so fucking nuts. Poor guys. Though,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: it's got to be a tough spot, like so having
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: like one of the TikTok people who makes like fucking
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: spaghetti on their countertop going on a cooking show. Yeah,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: just like making it with their hands, like you see that.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: You know that dude that does that. He does like
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: those videos of like he'll he'll post it's like he
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: does like the dumbest videos of all time. They're like
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: it'll be like him big counter and he'll be like
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: how gen Z makes a coffee and it's like he
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: has like this big ass, like comically large mug and
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: he like fills it with like caramel and then puts
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: like a spray of coffee in it. And then someone
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: like some due would post and be like you're wasting
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: food like for everyone. And then he made like a
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: video being like like handing out grilled cheese sandwiches to
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: homeless homeless people, yeah, being like people can change.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: And now that guy's Guy Fieri. Yeah he won every
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: cooking competition because he gave out food to the homeless.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: That shit is so weird, dude. I can't imagine giving
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: something to a homeless student and being like, yeah, let
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: me get this on video real quick. I know I'm
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: gonna start doing that though, so you get fucking famous.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: That's uh my wheel for the act. That's what it
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: landed on. Someone has to give one hundred dollars to
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: the homeless and film it.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Oh no, really yeah, and it landed.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: It's kb really maybe he has to do it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Hey you, we'll probably make it funny.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious, bastard, No wonder he's such a cool kid.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Fuck he is a cool kid in Chicago.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You ever watch the uh like coffee like tiktoks, like
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: the coffee people who are like that serious about coffee
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: on TikTok who are like, make my coffee.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Doesn't she doing that?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: No she doesn't.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Ascar she's doing coffee reviews now.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: No, or she does, but yeah she does. But but
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about people who make their own coffee at
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: home and put it in like a mason jar, like
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: wrap the outside of it and like chocolates, Oh yeah yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: drink a rim with like fucking Jimmy's like put like
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: whipped cream around the fucking top of it, like swirl
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: it with a caramel.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like a cinnamon stick.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: And they're just like doing it from home. Just yeah,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: for clout that shit does not look good. I mean,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: it looks good. I think, Oh, I guess it looks good.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I thought it would not taste good.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: I think it would probably taste good, but I don't
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: think it would taste I don't think it would taste
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: even remotely close enough, Like, I don't. I don't think
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: it would taste that much better than a regular coffee.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: And you're putting in like an hour of work for it.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I feel like people who pour that much milk and
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: sugar into their body in the morning are not paying
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: attention to how they feel. Ever, Oh yeah, because you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: have to feel terrible after that, Like that much sugar
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: that makes you feel bad, like there's gonna be a
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: crash associated with it. And people just like drink this
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: forty eight ouns fucking mason jar even they're like, why
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: do I feel bad when I having in coffee? Yeah?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: When I drink coffee, I just drink. I mean I
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: drink it black a lot, honestly, and then I'll just
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: throw a fucking what's it called in? Maybe I'll throw
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: in a creamer.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I put some zins in my coffee.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're using it up this week. Oh yeah,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: you're the boys throwing them back.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I just split open his in and open it up
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: in my coffee.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Or make some Zen tea and tea and tea's good? Yeah, Bro,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I fucking love the Zinnies. It's crazy how how Zen
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: has has a stranglehold on the world right now?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really blew up.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: When did it? When did it start getting fucking massive?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Let's got this right.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Now, you're quitting the jewel. Yeah, it's a good idea.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: What uh?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: But when when did it?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: When did the sins are so fucking gross?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: They're gross? I hate how they make me.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Bro. The first time I had a Zin was probably
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: last fall? Yeah, is that when he started going crazy
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: around then? Maybe like two years ago?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: And are they peaking now?
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Probably?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Or are they still on the way up? They're everywhere,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: They're everywhere. Everybody's on them. Everybody's like.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: I was in Philly and a girl was packing double
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: deckers in this weekend.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: That's some Philly shit. That's nasty, that's some Philly shit.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Definitely squeezing into a T shirt fucking just be in
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a fucking house. She definitely could like chug faster than you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why are you quitting the vape because you're running.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, I am starting to run?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Was it sucking up your lungs?
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yeahs starting to run damn from what.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: My fears.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Fuck bro in shape. I gotta get in shaped too.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I was walking to the stand. I was late. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: was playing video games, and I wasn't actually wasn't late.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I was like fifteen minutes early. But I get paranoid.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hopefully I'm on time because I don't like
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: to get there, like right when I'm about to go,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: like to sit down, maybe have a glass of water,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: maybe some wine, a shark, maybe a wine. And I
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: speed walking there, and the entire time I was gasping
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: for air and my chest was so tight.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: That's so bad.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you weren't. You were on a level ground, level ground.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I was basicallynning, but you're just walking both. You were
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: off the ground a couple of times.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: The one thing about that that made me feel better
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: is the NBA player recently. Maybe it was Josh Hart
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: who tweeted out, like, I played thirty eight minutes in
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: an NBA game, but I go up like two flights
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: of stairs and my heart is fucking racing. Oh, yeah,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and everyone's like, thank god it happens to pro athletes too.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: That's actually something that doesn't get me stairs. Yeah, because
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I walk up five flights of stairs to get to
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: my apartment and I'm completely fine, but.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: A little speed walk get into your terminal in the
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: airport might kill you.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sad, I missed the fucking flight on the way
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: out to uh Phoenix?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Is that you to take a red eye? No?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I was on the way back.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, on the way out?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: On the way out.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Is that why you were not there on Monday?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Or I wasn't going to be there anyway because I
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: had to record yeah, papev show. Yeah, but yeah, it sucks.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Sucks missing a flight.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Were you like already at the airport?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, I was. I was like that they hadn't even
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: started boarding yet, but since I was checking a bag,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I was. I was there fifty minutes.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Before my flight fifty five zero damn, and they wouldn't
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: let you check it.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me check my bag.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Oh that's devastating.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I was trying to bribe the guy. Really, He's like,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I would take the money, but I can't do anything,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: like a computer has me locked out. Sucked so bad.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: That blows. Dude. That's a long flight too. Was it
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: five hours? Six hours?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Then I'd like fly to Detroit and then yeh oh
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: six you gonna layover? Yeah, because otherwise I wasn't gonna
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: get there until I was going to miss the show
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday too, dang layover?
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Just how long were you in Detroit?
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Too long?
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Detroit?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Too long? Bro? I got you another sweatshirt there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to Detroit soon for what? Stand up?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: The fuck? What's wrong with Detroit?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: The hell's wrong with what's right with Detroit? Brother? The
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: fucking The only thing about Detroit is be rabbit, the
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: infrastructure of Detroit. I've actually never been to Detroit, so
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I just know that I think you're gonna like Detroit. Well,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: how how that's like an old ass that's.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: All that's like? How Chicago's not supposed to be great either.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like people are talking out of their ass. Yeah,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Detroit's not supposed to be.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Great, Bro, Detroit? Are they what the hell are they
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Are they saying it's like bad in the hood.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I think they're saying it's bad everywhere?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: It's not bad everywhere we were just out there was
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: at motaw or something. Yeah, Greek Town.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: My show's any Mile who shows up the shelter?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh man, No, there's other great Detroit rappers
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: other than Eminem T, Grizzly Te, Grizzly Calico, Aliko, marv One,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: marv One.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: That's so.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Drey Quest myc Cody Drey clean Paper, Young Miles.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Clean Paper, Young Miles T. Grizzly be Rabbit, a lot
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: of future.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: That that lesbian lesbian girl that he tried to battle
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: at the lunch truck. That guy's boots that were starting to.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Grow, Yeah, just starting to grow. Look at your boots,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: they're going roots. What was what's his other? Cracker Cracker,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Tom Cocker, Pete whatever his name was, Cheddar, Bob Cracker Pete, Cheddar.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Bob Lotto, all those all those fucking bastards. Is that
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: a real plant behind you?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Break one of the leaves, then it's like a man
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I have like tarp, Yes, sounds like a fucking vinyl record. Yeah,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: scratching on that plant. What shows you have coming up
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: my brain?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I don't have really much. I mean I I don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: have anything to plug. I guess. I'm gonna be in
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Albany and Poughkeepsie early March, and then I'm gonna be
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: in Van. Oh, I'm actually gonna be in Vancouver or no, Toronto.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: You know those are very different places. Yeah, Vancouver's deep, right,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: like I'm either going to be in New York or
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: San Francisco.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is in Vancouver really deep?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: It's so far. It's the left coast.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna be in Toronto. I'm gonna be
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: in Toronto.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you out right now, Toronto.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm gonna be in Toronto.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: See if you went to Toronto, they literally slapped fire
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I've one to Toronto and I'm going to be there.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I think March seventeenth and eighteenth. I believe that's Saint
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Patrick's Day, right, Yeah, okay, and then I'm me and
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Francis are going to be in San Francisco Cobbs Comedy
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Club co headlining, and I don't know when that is sometime,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: and I think maybe in April or May.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: If you go in to San Francisco. That song have
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: you heard that song?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're gonna love it. Now there ou
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: gent people there. Damn there are bro gentle assed people.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Super you're worried about fucking Detroit, Bro, you should be
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: worried about San Francisco.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: They've got a lot of homeless people out there.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Right, there's homeless people that are making igloos out of
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: the human shit that's on the.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Sidewalk, don't they They come in mobs, Yeah, they're packing it.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it looks like it's like the night
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: of yeah, the Night of Living Dead.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: They're like sealing off their tents like the people in
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: the wilderness showing Alaska, the people who are good at bushcraft,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Like these people are using human feces to fucking seal
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: off their tents from element and they walk in swarms,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: they walk in mo in formation.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: It's so sick out there.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, what are we at?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Like fifty eight fifty eight?
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Alright?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Cool? All right, we ripped through that shit. That shit
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: was light work.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Its light work.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I love talking with you, bro, I love being in
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: here with you. Guys.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: We did it again, all right, guys. Well we'll see
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: you next week. Thank you, goodbye, audios.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: It