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HIGHLIGHT 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 20th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woodie Show, Last Man Standing, Best advice you ever got?
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  Speaker 1: Eight four Woody to call in six ozho three texting
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  Speaker 1: over in the context of working around heavy machinery, if
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't put your pecker in there, don't put your
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  Speaker 1: finger in there. That's that's why, that's the standard. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good one. It's always so teough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if I put my hand in Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Another good thing is like, don't take don't take any
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  Speaker 1: criticism from somebody that you wouldn't take advice from that recently.
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  Speaker 3: I also love in the vein of like not worrying
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  Speaker 3: about what you can't control. If it won't matter in
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  Speaker 3: five years, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's a classic.
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  Speaker 4: I love that one.
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  Speaker 1: Here's how it's gonna work. Okay, I'm listening because we're
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  Speaker 1: emotional suckers, the rest of us. You, you are a
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  Speaker 1: hardened robot, so well hear out everybody's best advice they
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  Speaker 1: ever got, and then you, solely at your discretion, get
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  Speaker 1: to choose who moves on.
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  Speaker 2: So powerful.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, so we can all I'll still get
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  Speaker 5: to put these on my Pinterest board though.
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  Speaker 6: We can.
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  Speaker 1: We can all chime in. We can all chime in.
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  Speaker 1: But the sea bass gets the final decision because he's
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  Speaker 1: smarter than all there just to ask them, this is smart.
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  Speaker 5: Uh huh, smart move by you.
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  Speaker 1: This is all right. Let's uh, let's say hi to Audrey. Hey, Audrey, Hi, alright,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so what's the what's the best advice you
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  Speaker 1: ever got?
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  Speaker 7: Best advice I ever got? I actually got a chattooed
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  Speaker 7: on me, which is, be the best version of yourself.
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  Speaker 7: And then to add, find it of you love you'll
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  Speaker 7: never find a job, find a job you love you
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  Speaker 7: and never work a day in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So be the best version of yourself. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's a that's Audrey's. And then uh, we'll put her
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  Speaker 1: on hold and we'll say hi to Jacob. Hi, Jacob,
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  Speaker 1: geez morning. He's on a motocross course right there, all right, Jacob.
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  Speaker 1: The single best piece of advice you've ever gotten.
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  Speaker 8: It's better to be hated for something you are than
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  Speaker 8: to be loved for something you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So be the best version of yourself.
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  Speaker 1: This is really kind of be the most authentic version
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  Speaker 1: of yourself. Better to be hated for something that you
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  Speaker 1: are instead of love for something that you aren't. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, your vote.
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  Speaker 4: I love that second one. That's a great one.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one. That one resonates with me more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, man, it's Sammy. You know the second one.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, second.
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  Speaker 9: One, Yeah, I guess yeah, second one.
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  Speaker 1: Now you see, that's just trying to go against us,
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  Speaker 1: because like if we like saying the majority of us
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  Speaker 1: like the second one, does he just go with the
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  Speaker 1: first one?
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  Speaker 2: Is because we don't think.
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  Speaker 9: So no, like what other version of yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, choose and then show your work.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, my work unfortunately involves some cheating. But she
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  Speaker 5: did it by getting a tattoo of this thing on herself.
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  Speaker 5: And you know how much I think tattoos are smart
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  Speaker 5: and cool and are definitely good ideas and well worth
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  Speaker 5: the money in time. Therefore the first one.
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  Speaker 4: But that's not the advice.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, the advice is half a dozen.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Audrey, hang on one second, Jacob, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: your call. Appreciate you. Listen. Let's go to Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 1: Jeremy going, good morning show. Good Jeremy. All right, so
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  Speaker 1: what's the single best advice you ever got?
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  Speaker 6: Single best advice I ever received was if you believe
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  Speaker 6: you can or can't. You are right. I believe in
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  Speaker 6: yourself and you can do any of it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So if you believe you can either way, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll go right to Sea Bass on this one.
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  Speaker 1: Between Audrey and Jeremy, which one sticks around for Last
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  Speaker 1: man Standing?
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  Speaker 5: That was nothing? I mean, it was true, but nothing
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  Speaker 5: too special. So we're sticking with Audrey.
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  Speaker 1: Sticking with Audrey, be the best version of yourself. All right, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for the call. Say hi to Douglas. What's up, Douglas?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Last man Standing? What's the single best piece of advice
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  Speaker 1: you ever got?
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  Speaker 6: When someone asks you a question, if you're wrong, er right,
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  Speaker 6: answer the question, because if you're just staying there waiting
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  Speaker 6: for them to for them for answer, you'll never get
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  Speaker 6: leadership out of yourself.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I have that sense a lit on a pillow just
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 5: It'scise, but.
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  Speaker 9: I'm actually just heard a version of this just recently.
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  Speaker 10: It's just like, make a decision, even if it's right
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  Speaker 10: or wrong, Just make a decisions. Like yeah, I'll get
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  Speaker 10: to that later. I'll give you answer later. Like, just
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  Speaker 10: make a decision.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know menas.
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  Speaker 3: That's another famous quote that that reminds me of is
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  Speaker 3: the choice might be wrong, the choosing is not okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I had This is another thing that I have
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  Speaker 1: employed more recently. I saw, I saw this thing. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, man, because you could sit there and
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  Speaker 1: you can talk about something and think about something and
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  Speaker 1: try to plan something, and you'll know you're still on
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  Speaker 1: step number one. And somebody posts this ugly action beats perfection,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, two ladders. One is like all
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  Speaker 1: jacked up and not looking corfectly, but it has like
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  Speaker 1: seven steps on it, where the other ones only like
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  Speaker 1: that got the first two rungs on it. So who's
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  Speaker 1: further ahead?
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  Speaker 5: That's the version of DOUBLET perfection being an enemy of Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 1: Ugly action beats perfection? All right, sea bass? Who who
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  Speaker 1: sticks around?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Terrible delivery. So we're sticking with the first lady.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Dougle, thank you. Let's say hi to Austin. Austin,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? You know, last man standing? What's the single
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  Speaker 1: best piece of advice you ever got?
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  Speaker 11: You know this goes in hand and hand. What you're
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  Speaker 11: talking about with your kid's had life is hard? Sometimes
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  Speaker 11: no matter how hard something may be, and no matter
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  Speaker 11: what challenges you may face, those challenges will make you
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  Speaker 11: into the person that you will become and the best
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  Speaker 11: version of yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, on to just kind of embellishing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Let's see which one Sea Bass Austin or Audrey.
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  Speaker 5: Austin's has got some big holes in it? Best version yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Number one, best version of yourself is just but number
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  Speaker 5: two like so the person so you have went through
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  Speaker 5: all these challenges and suddenly you have PTSD and and
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  Speaker 5: you're now a serial killer, not the best version of yourself.
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  Speaker 5: So it's logically wrong, so we'll stay the first lady.
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  Speaker 3: Ye see, guys, I couldn't agree more because I see
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  Speaker 3: interviews with like crack heads and stuff, and they always
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  Speaker 3: ask what would you change?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing?
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  Speaker 3: Because it made me who I am today, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I see that all these not only yeah, just wrong.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's see Mike is up next. What a
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  Speaker 1: Mike you guys, love you man, standing single best piece
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  Speaker 1: of advice you ever got.
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  Speaker 8: So I received this advice from my mentor when I
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  Speaker 8: was in the military, and he said, if you want
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  Speaker 8: to do something and if you want to take advantage
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  Speaker 8: of an opportunity, ask for it. The worst someone can
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  Speaker 8: do is say no, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's a version of you don't you don't get what
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  Speaker 5: you don't ask for.
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  Speaker 9: The squeaky wheel, right.
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  Speaker 8: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: He's right.
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  Speaker 5: I think you could take that a step further and
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  Speaker 5: say make it happen, take it and demand it. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm still going with the first lady really asked for it.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you'd think that was good.
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  Speaker 1: Practical, Like what why why is the first one better
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  Speaker 1: than that one in your mind?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Because are you just gonna say the first one for
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  Speaker 1: all of them? That's what he's.
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  Speaker 5: Doing because she tattooed on herself, So again I committed.
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  Speaker 5: I agree that that's a bit of a cheat. But
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  Speaker 5: she she again, she offered that and she used it.
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  Speaker 1: So unless anybody has this advice tattooed on them, they're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna they're not gonna overcome.
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  Speaker 2: Not true.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, I'll go I'm just asking your decision to
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  Speaker 5: get this call in. But there is one specific piece
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  Speaker 5: of advice said by want Elon Musk that I'm specifically
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  Speaker 5: and if you get through it, I'm not saying that's
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  Speaker 5: the only thing that can win, but if you get
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  Speaker 5: through with that. Oh my god, I'll get that's not
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  Speaker 5: just because it was the first one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I also say the quote that he just said is
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  Speaker 10: pretty much what I've done my entire career.
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  Speaker 5: You can't wait for somebody to give it to you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I said this to Morgan for like two years now.
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  Speaker 5: People this company are just gonna hand you things.
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  Speaker 10: Well, that was gonna be like one of my quotes
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  Speaker 10: is like, no one's here to save you ever.
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  Speaker 9: You just gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Ezra. Hey, Ezra, you guys doing
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  Speaker 1: I're doing great.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the single best piece of advice you ever got?
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  Speaker 11: The best advice I ever got was to be happy.
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  Speaker 1: You must eliminate two things, the fear of bad future
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  Speaker 1: and the fear of your bad memories. It's a fear
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  Speaker 1: of bad future, fear of bad member. Those are the
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  Speaker 1: two things you have to like go up, all right
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  Speaker 1: to be happy?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So Ezra or Audrey, now Audrey, I'm sorry, Ezra. You
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  Speaker 1: don't happen to have this tattooed on you. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to want to tell us your entire leg It's
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  Speaker 1: not like on a sign that hangs in your house,
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  Speaker 1: like somewhere like in the living room or something.
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  Speaker 5: If I win, I'll get a tatooed on my bud sheep.
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  Speaker 6: If that work.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh nice, a different font right right than yeah? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 5: I mean that was a bit no offense. But to
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  Speaker 5: be honest about it, it's a bit general and a bit.
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  Speaker 9: Blah seabask can I make a case for this one?
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  Speaker 10: I'm listening because yeah, she's kind of saying like, look,
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  Speaker 10: something bad may have happened to you in your life,
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  Speaker 10: and a lot of things happen, and bad things happen
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  Speaker 10: to a lot of people. Everybody, Yes, to everybody, but
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  Speaker 10: a lot of people kind of make that their personality
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  Speaker 10: or they never let it go.
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  Speaker 5: Man, this is helping you out because all he hated
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  Speaker 5: to do to string this together is to add in
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  Speaker 5: this is why therapy sucks.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, and then they just like they never
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  Speaker 10: let it go and they make it affect their life
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  Speaker 10: and they project it onto other people constantly.
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  Speaker 2: You're totally right, because there are grown adults who bitch
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  Speaker 2: and moan about a high school experience forty years ago
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, well about it.
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  Speaker 1: You got to move forward.
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  Speaker 5: You may make excellent points. However, because I'm that never
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  Speaker 5: would apply to me in my life, I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: still pass over it.
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  Speaker 1: But you had a very good Thank you, Gus appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Al. Hey, Al, what do show?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 1: You know, last man standing, single best piece of advice
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  Speaker 1: you ever got?
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  Speaker 8: Just because you can afford a payment, does it mean
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  Speaker 8: that you can afford an item?
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  Speaker 1: That's good?
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like I'm going to write that down one say.
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  Speaker 1: One more time for for Gina, who wants to write
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  Speaker 1: this down. Just because you can't afford the payment does
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  Speaker 1: mean that you can afford the item.
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  Speaker 4: I just write that down.
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  Speaker 5: That's very, very true, and it goes to the things
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  Speaker 5: I've talked about for years and go to Dave Ramsey obviously.
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  Speaker 1: That it is good.
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  Speaker 5: Never heard that because that's actual, that's that's that's not
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  Speaker 5: pie in the sky practical ect, actual practical stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Well, while you're thinking about that, somebody texted our best advice.
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  Speaker 1: Life is like a boner. Sometimes it's hard, but it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't stay like that forever.
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  Speaker 3: My favorite, my favorite piece from the Texas Best advice
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  Speaker 3: I ever received as a freaked out new mom, it's
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  Speaker 3: actually hard to kill a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Greg's been saying, all right, so between Al and Audrey,
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  Speaker 1: because his advice is actually practical, I'm going with Al.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna go what I really like that one?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Al, hang on one second, you are the new leader
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  Speaker 1: on the board. Audrey, you had a great run. You
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  Speaker 1: had a great run. But hey, thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for listening to the show. We appreciate you. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, solid run, solid run. All right, we
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  Speaker 1: have time for one more? One more? Which one?
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  Speaker 8: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Greg, come over here real quick, look at the look
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  Speaker 1: at the options. Let's see. We're gonna I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a Greg any of the all right, Yeah, let's see
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  Speaker 1: which one does Greg think would have the best chance
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  Speaker 1: of beating out Alt.
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  Speaker 5: You can't just attribute a quotation to Elon Muskins and
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  Speaker 5: automatically yeah for a specific one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, which which one?
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  Speaker 2: Greg? This one is resonating with me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you want to go that one? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't hesitate make a decision as we're talking about Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that one?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Nathan, what's up? Hey?
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  Speaker 6: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So last man standing? You get the last shot at it.
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  Speaker 1: What's the single best advice or piece of advice that
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  Speaker 1: you ever got.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, it's three words, three different versions of the word
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  Speaker 8: moderate moderation, moderately.
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  Speaker 1: I now, Greg, I spoke to you.
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  Speaker 2: You said, yeah, because everybody says, oh, everything in moderation,
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  Speaker 2: But I don't agree with that. Not everything has to
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  Speaker 2: be in moderation.
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  Speaker 5: Are you saying the opposite of what he's saying?
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  Speaker 4: No, moderate moderation, moderation.
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  Speaker 5: Moderately, like a double might didn't realize he was putting
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  Speaker 5: as a sentence moderate moderation, moderating.
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  Speaker 2: I was getting right, like sometimes it's fine to indulge, right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, moderate your moor.
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  Speaker 1: So Nathan say it one more time.
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  Speaker 8: Moderate moderation, moderately.
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  Speaker 1: Moderate moderation, moderately and it's just cool alliteration, which Greg,
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  Speaker 1: and it's memorable, Yeah, which Greg's moderate moderation, Greg moderately.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So between Nathan and al Sea Bass. Still,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Nathan, this wasn't either tattooed on you
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  Speaker 1: or from Elon Musk right should no?
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  Speaker 8: In fact, just uh, it's advice. I give it to
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  Speaker 8: people all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It resonate with me in the fourteen point two seconds
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  Speaker 2: I had to glance over them.
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  Speaker 1: I will say no on the this new guy what Nathan, Nathan?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just because it so it's like it's too cute,
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  Speaker 5: just trying to be too cute for what actually not
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  Speaker 5: really getting any real information.
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  Speaker 1: Across all right, Nathan, thank you for the call, appreciate
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  Speaker 1: you listen, and congratulations and hey, al, congratulations you are
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  Speaker 1: the winner of this round of last may standing.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sweet again, just because you can afford a payment
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can afford the item.
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  Speaker 9: But I want it. That's such good.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll hang on one second, We'll get your information
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  Speaker 1: and you can get you your prize. So what is
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  Speaker 1: the what is the just out of curiosity? What's the
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  Speaker 1: Elon Musk thing?
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  Speaker 5: He said this at the Y Combinator in twenty fourteen,
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  Speaker 5: which is a big like tech startup thing. If you
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  Speaker 5: need inspiring words, don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: Drive inside you. And he needs someone to hype you
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  Speaker 5: up and get some stupid phrase.
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  Speaker 1: I think, for whatever reason, I don't know, call me crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I was expecting something way more sarcastic. Yeah no, not
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  Speaker 1: not legit. I thought sea best, would you know? No?
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  Speaker 3: But then remember Elon Musk is going to hold a
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  Speaker 3: sink and the captures can say, let that sink in.
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  Speaker 5: Like I always talked about it, like he could have
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  Speaker 5: used a better comedy writer.
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  Speaker 1: But well that's there. You go, last man standing. Everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to Al.
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  Speaker 4: Then I saw it blink your eye and I knew
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  Speaker 4: you were.
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  Speaker 2: Banging okay on Instagram the show.
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  Speaker 1: And because we're all competitive, we like to have these
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  Speaker 1: little competitions. Now, this one always ends up. It's like
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  Speaker 1: any kind of a family gathering. There's always a fight,
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  Speaker 1: there's always an argument if some kind of breaks out,
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  Speaker 1: but no alcohol during these Yeah, what do you show
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  Speaker 1: weakest link? Yes, will do show weakest like much like
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  Speaker 1: the TV version. All right, we in it of time
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  Speaker 1: to try to answer correctly eight questions, and if we
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  Speaker 1: can get eight questions in that time, well we'll have
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  Speaker 1: food delivered rare. Yeah, a food delivery. Yeah, that be
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: the reward, right, food delivery.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: And you can't vote for yourself.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't vote yourself out. So at the end
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: of the round, whoever's the weakest link will be asked
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: to leave and it gets narrowed down, narrowed down. Uh
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: So the idea is to have the strongest players so
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: we can get the food. You know, yep, that's so.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: That's what we're trying to do here to the weakest link.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Because Greg has a wet dream about being a game
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: show host. You know, I'm a good game.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Show I would like to be a game show announcer.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You love game I do love He does love game shows.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: So Greg will have the questions. We'll go around the room.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Who do we start with?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: That's up to you, guys.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I start a Sea Bass work away around the room,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: knock in everybody. Don't waste time, that's the other thing.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: But you have to give an answer. You can't just
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: say pass. You gotta you gotta give an answer.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: You ready for round number one?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I believe?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: So what show weakens the link?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass? In the movie Good Fellas, which airline gets
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: robbed in a massive heightst loof tons?
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: Up? Sam?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: The last Frontier is the nickname of which US state?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Indiana?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Alaska? Menace? In the movie stand By Me, what cartoon
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: characters the cartoon character does vern think could take on Superman? Popbye,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Mighty Mouse, Gina? How many swimmers are in a medley
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: relay team? Eight four? Woodie back in nineteen seventy one,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Starbucks opened their first stoor in what Seattle Market.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Public Market, Pikes Pike Place.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: SeaBASS, who replaced Michael Keaton as Batman in the Batman
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: movie series, Val Kilmer, Damn Sammy, Which fruit can restore
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: your health in the game Donkey Kong, apples, watermelon Menace.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: In the nineteen nineties, supermodel Claudia Schiffer was engaged to
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What Magician for six years?
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: Yes, God, uh, I know who he is?
• 17:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, uh Kurry, David Blaine, David copper.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Gina's damn it.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You know what. Congratulations the guys, a perfect round.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: We got we got to eight questions. We got eight questions,
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: got zero of them. Not one person, not one person
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: got one.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Happened before, No, I don't.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: One of us has had a personal interaction with one
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: of the answers.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I always knew.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I've been all right, well it's it's you can't even.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: And those weren't like super hard questions.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: You could make excuses for most of those questions like, oh,
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: it's just a part they didn't know, kind of specific
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: a niche, except for the David copperfield, which I understand.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say everybody stays in. Yes, everybody stays out
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: of questions.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: If that's the case, we're going all right, No.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: We're not going to go an extra round. We're not
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: gonna go an extra Okay, just everybody stays in because
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: everybody sucks.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: That was abomination.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I mean we could just end the segment altogether because
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: everybody sucked.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, next round, start with Sammy. I believe we go
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: in a certain Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Actually would start with Gina because yes, you're about
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: to ask her the question. Okay, alright, you ready, what
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: do you show? Weakest link?
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Gina Dana Elaine Owens is the birth name of What
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: female rapper and a correct. Woody Pine Valley was the
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: fictional town where What Soap Opera took place. Our Lives
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: All My Children Sea Bass, which guitar manufacturer makes the
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: model called the Stratocaster Fender Correct Sammy, A broken laser
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: pointer was the first item ever sold where at Walmart
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: eBay Menace. In the two thousand and three movie Monster,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: this actress portrayed serial killer Eileen Warnos, Sarah's Jessica Parker,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: and Charlie there Gina Hyperion, the world's tallest tree is
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: what species oak? Redwood woody. The Duke was the nickname
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: of what old timey Hollywood actor I don't know, Martin
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Martin Lando, John Wayne Sea Bass What common medical apparatus
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: was designed by using aerosol hair spray as an inspiration
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: respirator the inhaler Sammy. In twenty nineteen, this person became
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Time Magazine's youngest ever Person of the Year.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, nineteen. Yeah, I had no idea, right, greta thunder?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Oh that bitch?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Oh how dare you?
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: Hell?
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Alright?
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Well I got two right, we got the sea and
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Gina both got one?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Oh wow?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Were we were we hyping up Pine Valley because we
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: were thinking it was going to be back to the future.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: No, it was Pine Valley because that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Was the only small loan pine.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now, all my children, I actually the question.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I grew up.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: May sure you don't regain health in Donkey Kong? Original question?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: That the great question? Which fruit can restore your health?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: In the game Donkey Kong?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Hmm, that's a boy?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Can you well? Like an apple a day keeps the
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: doctor away? So that's why I thought, who gets who
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: gets voted out? We'll go with your vote.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Uh, I mean I guess Sammy, all right, Sammy?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Who gets your vote?
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Menace?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Menace?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Who gets your vote?
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: Sammy?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Sammy? All right, well Sammy, I'll vote for you. Otherwise
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: we're going to be stuck in situation.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: A says there is no regain. There's no health system
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: in the original Donkey.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Kock but original but AI over here says yes, restoring
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: health is a core mechanic in the Donkey Kong series.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: With what with? What with?
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: What game? Version?
• 21:34
  Speaker 11: With?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: What one of them is eating apples? Donkey Kong? Oh,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Donkey Kong bonanza?
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Right at the original Donkey Kong.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Well, then in that first round you got one, I
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: got one right the first round.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: That's true, al.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Wood you show weakest link here.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Who's first hair Woody on the show South Park? Which
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: character wears a blue hat with a red Pom pom
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: s dand correct?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: SeaBASS. What color was oscar the ground before he was?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Green? Crown? Orange? Menace? How many candles are on a
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Minora seven nine Gina? Which river carved the Grand Canyon, Colorado? Correct? Woody.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: What are the names of the children in the Adams
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: family Booger and Sarf, Pugsley and Wednesday. Sea Bass, On
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: the Origin of the Species is an influential book on
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: evolution written by Who Charles Darwin. Correct, Menace. What is
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: the oldest active ballpark in Major League Baseball Wrigleyfield, Fenway Park,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Gina Saffron. The world's most expensive spice is derived from
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: what flower?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: The sunflower?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: The crocus Woody? Which actress won an Oscar for portraying
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: a ballet dancer in black Swan Nellie Fortman correct, Sea Bass?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Which state in the contiguous forty eight has both the
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: highest and lowest points? Colorado, California?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: How many was that? Nine? One to three, three, four?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: What are you? Technically?
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: And rarely with the top?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I know, Sorry, you're not getting out of it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Bro Menace, I think he's gotten all of them wrong
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: so far.
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: Is that right? Yeah?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: He's perfect.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: That's a perfect every single runt.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's rolling perfect.
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I can't vote for myself. I will vote for Menace. Ah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: old buddy Menace? Who gets your vote?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass? Who get your vote?
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: We'll go with Menace?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Menace? Sorry, see that very rarely happens. You're so long?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I really get the questions, all right? Saffron that's a
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Would that be an easy question?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Flower?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: I thought you're gonna tell me what color is?
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: That's not that's a music question. Hold, you should at
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: least know Wednesday because your son is in romantic love
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: with the star.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: That's there's no half point.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Didn't think didn't think about that?
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Booger and Bar for everybody, Thank you.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: Booger and Bar.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Could you have to give an answer? I'm trying to
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: be quick.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: So who's first this round? So it's Sea Bass, Gina Woody?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: All right, last round, last, last opportunity at some free food?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: What do you show weakest? Last?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass? Two under par and a whole of golf
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: is referred to as a what an eagle? Correct? Gino.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: What two alcoholic ingredients are used to make a traditional.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Martini vermouth engin correct?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Woody? And computing? What does CPU stand for computer penis
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: unit the central processing Sea Bass? What is the capital
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: of Australia Sydney, ken Berra? Gina? What does cartographer make maps? Correct? Woody?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: What gas makes up most of the Earth's atmosphere?
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nitrogen nitrogen?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass? What is the only US state that has
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: only one syllable? Correct? Gina? In the term G force
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: what does the G stand for gravity gravitational? And the
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: TV drama Ozark, who plays the role of Marty Bird
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Jason datem Sea Bass prior to Ronald Reagan, who was
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: the last US president whose first and last name started
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: with the same.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Letter, Nickley, Herbert Hoover.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, and all right, Gina, the four
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: primary ingredients of beer are water, malt, yeast, and what
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: hops correct?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Come on any gravity gravitational?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: So mean yeah that I'm gonna give her that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's not not pulling gravity forces trying too.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: It wouldn't have made it so the.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Matter how many did we get, well, how many you
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: did y'all get? Yeah, damn best showing, guys as a whole,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: not our best showing. The first time ever we had
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: a round. Not one person, not even the all knowing
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: almighty Sea Bass could come up with a correct answer
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: that that never happens.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: But to miss adjacent Ruhlman question.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Greg, we know that was kind of sad.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I've heard of the show, not watched a single moment of.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: You'd like it. It's it's it's Bobby.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: But I didn't commit to who's in it or anything
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: that's I mean, I've watched a couple episodes.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: All I know about it is that he's all right, well,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: nice try guys, better luck next time. Nice hosting job, Greg. More,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: what he shows next time? More what he show is
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that