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Blocked and Reported · Feb 21, 2023 · 18m

Sing to us, o podcast, of a hero, of great height, from the land of bankers

and of the goatherder from Lesbos who followed and did thus back him.

Ships arrived, sent from the cursed land, (Canada) to challenge their throne.

And the men of Twitter did witness wicked men (journalists) in tow.

And who was it that led the quarrel? None but their villainous rival.

“You blaspheme”, said Jeet Heer, against our most sacred idols of worship.

“…Jupiter?”, Jesse then responded. “What? No, you d*****s”, Jeet did say.

“For trans kids!” said Kale Edmiston, and fired a hail of @mentions on them.

Our heroes…