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- 0:00Okay, okay, okay.
- 0:18We're here, we're back.
- 0:20It's three for the money.
- 0:21New episodes every Thursday.
- 0:25And not a lot has happened, honestly.
- 0:29But the Titans are bringing back the throwback Oilers jerseys.
- 0:33I'm straight.
- 0:34And, love you, blue.
- 0:37I love it.
- 0:40It's pretty great.
- 0:41I think all these Texans fans are really pissed off.
- 0:45I love it.
- 0:47Cry.
- 0:48There's nothing they can do about it.
- 0:51Nope.
- 0:52Like they can bitch and moan all they want.
- 0:54Like there is nothing, like nothing's gonna happen.
- 0:59The Titans own the Oilers, like literally, like legally.
- 1:05Yeah, so like nothing's gonna happen.
- 1:09Cry all you want.
- 1:11I know they said they're wearing him for two games.
- 1:14If one of them isn't the Texans, there's almost no point in wearing them.
- 1:19I know they said I think one game is the Falcons, which whatever.
- 1:23But that was a rumor.
- 1:24I don't know if that's confirmed.
- 1:26I think I just saw that on Twitter.
- 1:28But if they don't wear it against the Texans, then what is the point?
- 1:33What if I would rather them wear it when they're on the road.
- 1:40I mean, I guess you can.
- 1:42But like they play the Bucks this year.
- 1:45If they wear their Creamsicles and we wear our Oilers.
- 1:48That'd be a crazy combination.
- 1:49That would be sick.
- 1:50That would be pretty sick.
- 1:53Unfortunately, that's a Sunday noon game.
- 1:58So like they probably wouldn't do it.
- 2:02If it was like Sunday night football or like Thursday night football, Thursday night football,
- 2:08Monday night, if it was prime time or even game of the week, they would do it.
- 2:13But yeah, I mean, I would love that uniform combo.
- 2:20That would be sick.
- 2:21That'd be legendary.
- 2:23Definitely.
- 2:24It would be funny if we wore the Oilers jerseys on the road in Houston.
- 2:32It would be like the ultimate just yeah.
- 2:35God, that would make me so happy.
- 2:38It won't happen.
- 2:39Yeah, that's not going to happen.
- 2:40But oh my God.
- 2:41We play.
- 2:42And they don't announce it and they just come out of the tunnel wearing it.
- 2:47We play a couple teams this year that have already announced throwback.
- 2:52Like for the Titans games or just in the Titans schedule.
- 2:58We play the Browns play the Browns.
- 3:03The Browns.
- 3:04They're like all white.
- 3:05They actually look really clean.
- 3:06Oh, those are throwbacks or just like alternate.
- 3:10Yeah, but not throwback.
- 3:12They're like alternate.
- 3:13Because they haven't changed.
- 3:14They've been a team for like a hundred years.
- 3:15They've never changed.
- 3:17Yeah, I do.
- 3:19I mean, they do look clean.
- 3:21I don't know.
- 3:22They do.
- 3:23Like the all white doesn't.
- 3:24I got to give it to them.
- 3:25I got to give it to them on that one.
- 3:27They look sick.
- 3:28The Jets one with like the green helmet with the all white looks sick.
- 3:33Okay, so the Browns wore white helmets in their first six seasons before switching to
- 3:38orange in 1952.
- 3:40I did not know that.
- 3:42They're switching back to the white helmet for the first time in 70 years.
- 3:49Yeah, that's cool.
- 3:51I'm sure someone's waiting for that.
- 3:53Maybe.
- 3:54Play the Browns.
- 3:56Sad individual.
- 3:58Who the Browns haven't killed yet.
- 4:03Play the Browns play the Bucks play the Seahawks.
- 4:09Play the Colts.
- 4:10They got a new alternate.
- 4:11I was please.
- 4:12I was saving the Colts.
- 4:13I was saving the Colts one.
- 4:15That is easily the worst.
- 4:19Yeah.
- 4:20I mean throwback.
- 4:21Those are like the Duke alternate jerseys.
- 4:24The Duke black alternate jerseys.
- 4:25They look the exact same.
- 4:28They're blue.
- 4:29It's blue.
- 4:30Yeah, it's so bad.
- 4:32They're bad.
- 4:33And how dare they.
- 4:34How dare they.
- 4:35That's not me even being biased.
- 4:37They're just bad.
- 4:38How dare they invoke Tom Petty when they reference the Indiana boys on them Indiana nights.
- 4:46How dare you.
- 4:47Yeah.
- 4:48How dare you.
- 4:49He's rolling over in his grave right now.
- 4:53No, those are ugly.
- 4:56I hate Tom Petty into this.
- 5:00They brought him into this.
- 5:01I know.
- 5:02Oh, I think okay.
- 5:04And I guess you could count.
- 5:06You play the Vikings in the preseason.
- 5:08Yeah, I mean, but what are they.
- 5:12They have Vikings have a throwback.
- 5:14Yeah.
- 5:15Yeah, I guess.
- 5:16It's incredibly simple.
- 5:17When it's essentially the same.
- 5:18I never really like thank you.
- 5:20I was like, oh, like, I just like, oh, it's like it's new.
- 5:24It's not new, but different.
- 5:26It's classic.
- 5:27Yeah.
- 5:28That's what it is.
- 5:29It's classic.
- 5:30It's not new.
- 5:31It's not old.
- 5:32What are they?
- 5:33Are they like so like the difference.
- 5:35The shoulder pads have or like the arm, like where it comes down to the arm has like a white
- 5:42band and then like two yellow stripes and then the letters and like the name plate have
- 5:51like the yellow outline around it.
- 5:54And like the they wore those like not that long.
- 5:56Shade of purple is different.
- 5:58I don't think they wore those like very long.
- 6:00Like I think Adrian Peterson were a jersey somewhere.
- 6:04I mean, it's I mean, Chris Johnson wore a Euler's jersey.
- 6:07Okay.
- 6:08But like I think that those were the jerseys when Adrian Peterson was playing.
- 6:12Yeah.
- 6:13It's what I meant to say.
- 6:14Oh, I got you.
- 6:15I think I might maybe they just I could have sworn or I could I thought I saw an Adrian
- 6:21Peterson jersey.
- 6:22Apparently these are the like the gold outline.
- 6:26Apparently these are the uniforms that reach the Super Bowl four times.
- 6:28Okay.
- 6:29So I guess.
- 6:30What do I know?
- 6:32Those four times at one time.
- 6:34Those four times.
- 6:35Those four times at one time.
- 6:36Those four times at one time that they all lost.
- 6:41Yeah.
- 6:42Are the bills going to wear their boring ass throw?
- 6:46I don't think so.
- 6:47I haven't heard anything about the bills.
- 6:49I know the Broncos announced a new one yesterday, which did they do the jersey yesterday?
- 6:55I know they did the helmet.
- 6:57Well, it's like the snow cap.
- 6:59It's just like it's all white helmet with like a orange streak down the middle and it's
- 7:04got the old logo like with the D with the Bronco in the middle.
- 7:08You know what I'm talking about?
- 7:09I know the logo.
- 7:10I just don't remember them ever wearing a white helmet with that.
- 7:13Yeah.
- 7:14Great.
- 7:15I was I mean, maybe it's is that a throwback?
- 7:19Is that the no.
- 7:21A lot of these.
- 7:22I think it's alternate slash.
- 7:24It's like it's it's a throwback in the sense of like the 1980s when John Elway played.
- 7:35But they had they had dark helmets.
- 7:38The logo is a throwback, but the helmet is white.
- 7:41Okay.
- 7:42Like a like a reverse retro.
- 7:44Yeah.
- 7:45Yeah, sort of.
- 7:46They're calling it like the snow cap.
- 7:47That's kind of I didn't I haven't seen those, you know, for like mountains.
- 7:51Yeah.
- 7:52And then the the city by the Bay.
- 7:59And then the Eagles are bringing back, you know, Kelly Greens again.
- 8:03Those are best.
- 8:04Are they?
- 8:05I like them.
- 8:06I mean, they should just wear them like I know everyone whenever a throwback gets like
- 8:12brought back and was like, oh, they should just wear those.
- 8:14The Eagles had no business ever getting rid of the Kelly Greens.
- 8:17Yeah.
- 8:18Those are the best if if they just play.
- 8:21Oh, in the Kelly in the Kelly Greens, I'll be upset if they don't change the helmet
- 8:27to the old.
- 8:28Yeah, the old wings, the old wings.
- 8:30I feel like they would have to.
- 8:32They would have to.
- 8:33But I haven't heard anything.
- 8:34But I've seen these are stuff on Twitter where it's like they're starting to sell them.
- 8:38Yeah.
- 8:39Those are.
- 8:40They're they're cold.
- 8:42They're cold.
- 8:44Yeah, they're cold.
- 8:45Okay.
- 8:46Literally.
- 8:48Some say that they're like a course light can when it gets cold enough, the mountains
- 8:56turn blue.
- 8:59I mean, course is made in Golden, Colorado, which is like 30 minutes away from Denver.
- 9:06Who's to say?
- 9:07Who's to say?
- 9:08I mean, they're pretty sick.
- 9:09That would be awesome.
- 9:11Hey, we have we have the technology.
- 9:14Yeah, they put it on the barcades.
- 9:16We have it for a long time years.
- 9:19Years to put on a football helmet.
- 9:22That'd be cool.
- 9:23That'd be crazy.
- 9:24I should look into a patent for that before we release this episode.
- 9:30Yeah.
- 9:31Because I feel like we could make some money.
- 9:34We could do that.
- 9:36Yeah.
- 9:37No, we definitely go a lot smarter people than us to buy that idea.
- 9:41Yeah.
- 9:42So what are your guys's top five NFL jersey throwbacks?
- 9:49I'm glad you asked.
- 9:51Should we go around the room or just go five through one, one through five, however?
- 10:00Well I would like to add six because six is going to be the cold.
- 10:04It's going to be last.
- 10:05I have to mention it.
- 10:06I made a list that was exclude because oh, there's just number one.
- 10:09I feel like it was going to be all this.
- 10:10No, just like all time.
- 10:14All time NFL throwbacks.
- 10:16I thought like Ola's for me was number one.
- 10:20So I just, I feel like it was going to be one for all of us.
- 10:23So I just made one through five.
- 10:25I guess two through six with yeah, with Ola's being number one.
- 10:32All right.
- 10:33So what give me a list?
- 10:35Just all of them right away or we want to go around the room.
- 10:39Let's go five.
- 10:41Five?
- 10:42Five, five, five, four, four, four.
- 10:45Got it?
- 10:46So like my least favorite of the five and then we'll go work up to one.
- 10:54This is five because it's not super different from what they wear now, but it's the old
- 10:59school Miami Dolphins.
- 11:02That logo is, I mean, it's essentially the same colors like the blue is a little different.
- 11:07Those are either sick or green.
- 11:09Yeah.
- 11:10That logo is so cool.
- 11:13When they wore them, what was it last year was against the bingles.
- 11:18I forget who they wore them against last year.
- 11:20Yeah, it was the bingles because they were, yeah, they were doing, they were doing their
- 11:24whites.
- 11:25Yeah.
- 11:26Yeah.
- 11:27That was, oh my, that was so cool.
- 11:30I think the Miami Dolphin's throwback is all time underrated.
- 11:34I think it's underrated because it's like I said, the current logo is pretty is very
- 11:38similar to what it was, but I will always love those old school Miami Dolphins ones.
- 11:46That shade of orange and teal or turquoise or whatever.
- 11:52All time.
- 11:53It just goes together.
- 11:54So many just like, oh, it's football.
- 11:56Yeah.
- 11:57Sean?
- 11:58You go next.
- 11:59All right, I'll go next.
- 12:03So my number five is, I think, I think they wore these like two years ago.
- 12:11This was the San Francisco 49ers.
- 12:14They are 2021 jerseys that were throwbacks and this might be a hot take, but I think
- 12:25these, what do they look like?
- 12:28They're like red.
- 12:30Oh, the red with like the black outline around the jerseys or around the numbers.
- 12:35Those were sick.
- 12:36Yeah.
- 12:37They wore those like late 90s.
- 12:39Yeah.
- 12:40Might be a hot take, but I think that the San Francisco 49ers jerseys have the best
- 12:46numbers in sports.
- 12:50I think those numbers are better than any other sports jersey.
- 12:55The classic like block.
- 12:56Yeah.
- 12:57Yeah.
- 12:58I agree.
- 12:59Yeah.
- 13:00Yeah.
- 13:01Just football.
- 13:02It's just a number.
- 13:03Yeah.
- 13:04It's not just the block.
- 13:06Yeah.
- 13:07Like there's no curves.
- 13:08Yeah.
- 13:09None of that pageantry.
- 13:10Like let's just play some football, you know.
- 13:15Put your fucking number on your shirt.
- 13:19Throw the goddamn ball.
- 13:23No, I love that.
- 13:25That's a good one.
- 13:27Yeah, Sean, those are great.
- 13:33This might also be a hot take, but I'm going to go Detroit Lions when they had like nothing
- 13:43just on their silver.
- 13:45Yeah.
- 13:46Okay.
- 13:47Like it's just like, okay, it's it's like old school.
- 13:51Like it's it's definitely before my time.
- 13:54Yeah.
- 13:55Like before a lot of people.
- 13:58Yeah.
- 13:59It's before, but they wore them like 10 years ago.
- 14:02I think they went on Thanksgiving.
- 14:03Yeah.
- 14:04Right now in there.
- 14:05Yeah.
- 14:06And I'm just like, that's so cool.
- 14:07Like, you know who they are.
- 14:09They don't need to tell you who they are.
- 14:11You know who they are.
- 14:13I think that's just kind of tight.
- 14:14I don't know.
- 14:15Okay.
- 14:16No, I understand.
- 14:17It's a reason.
- 14:18It's a reason.
- 14:19It's five guys.
- 14:20No, no, I go to saying it's a reason.
- 14:22It's five.
- 14:23It's all right.
- 14:26All right.
- 14:28Like what?
- 14:29No, I'm I'm saying I'm saying I give it.
- 14:33All right.
- 14:34All right.
- 14:35Chris, do you want to go for?
- 14:37Yeah.
- 14:38Um, maybe a bit of a hot take.
- 14:42I don't know because it's kind of low.
- 14:45It's coming back this year.
- 14:47Bucking ears, cream sickles.
- 14:49That's pretty low.
- 14:50It is pretty low.
- 14:51But I don't know.
- 14:54It's just when I think of like, when I was thinking about this list, I was like, these are jerseys I would want to see every week.
- 15:01Yeah.
- 15:02And I was like, this is like, I feel like I could watch this or look at these three times.
- 15:06I'm like, okay, like that's enough.
- 15:09There's a reason they got rid of them.
- 15:11I think it's like, yeah, it's sick.
- 15:13They look awesome.
- 15:14But I feel like if I had to look at it from more than, like I said, three weeks, I think the, I love them.
- 15:20I love them.
- 15:21Don't they're, they're clean as hell.
- 15:23But I think their logo makes the jersey.
- 15:27A thousand percent.
- 15:28Like the pirate.
- 15:29It's sick with the knife in its teeth.
- 15:31It's sick.
- 15:32Yeah.
- 15:33It makes the, it makes it complete.
- 15:35It does.
- 15:36But yeah, it's just men talking about fashion.
- 15:39I mean, it's what we do best.
- 15:42Yeah.
- 15:43But no, yeah, I think number four.
- 15:45All right, well, what you got?
- 15:47My number four are those dolphins jerseys.
- 15:50I can respect that.
- 15:51Just the color combo.
- 15:53I can already said it, but it was just, just goes to get, I don't know what it is.
- 15:58It's just, it's a color scheme that I don't think really anyone else has really pulled off like a teal and orange.
- 16:07Yeah.
- 16:08Like I can't, like anyone in sports.
- 16:11Yeah.
- 16:12You know?
- 16:15They are.
- 16:17Yes.
- 16:18I mean, they're on, like most colors.
- 16:20I mean, they're on separate sides of the color wheel.
- 16:23You know?
- 16:25Yeah.
- 16:26I give it to you.
- 16:28But it's just funny the way that you explained it.
- 16:31You know?
- 16:33All right.
- 16:34No, I agree.
- 16:35I mean, I took it.
- 16:36So I agree with it.
- 16:37I got you.
- 16:38Sean, what's your number four?
- 16:40I'm going to go Atlanta Falcons with the help, the, like the sides were red and then the, it had the white stripe in the middle and then the black stripe.
- 16:55Yeah.
- 16:56Yeah.
- 16:57Those are sick.
- 16:58With the black jerseys.
- 16:59Black jerseys or red jerseys.
- 17:01Or red, but.
- 17:02Yeah, but they also had the black outline and they had white numbers.
- 17:09Yeah.
- 17:10Those are clean.
- 17:11Those are tight.
- 17:12Those are tight.
- 17:13Yeah.
- 17:14I agree.
- 17:15They're bringing those back this, I mean, they, I think they're warm last year too, I think.
- 17:19I know they're wearing them this year.
- 17:21Maybe.
- 17:22Not sure.
- 17:23No, they can't confirm.
- 17:24That they are wearing them or are they the one last year?
- 17:26I can't confirm that they are.
- 17:28I don't know.
- 17:29I think I saw that they are wearing them this year.
- 17:31But yeah.
- 17:32Very cool.
- 17:33I thought.
- 17:34It's already off the rails.
- 17:38Okay.
- 17:39Number three.
- 17:41I'm going.
- 17:43I hate to say it because it brings back such a painful, painful memory, but they're just
- 17:50that good.
- 17:51It's path of patriot.
- 17:53Patrons.
- 17:54Yeah, I know.
- 17:55I understand.
- 17:56Every time I think, every time it's snow game, 59-nothing.
- 18:01Yep.
- 18:02But it's so cool.
- 18:06Yeah.
- 18:07I hate that.
- 18:08That's what I associate it with.
- 18:10But if you get past that one just mid-season game where we got our shit pushed in, it's
- 18:17phenomenal.
- 18:18Yeah.
- 18:19Yeah.
- 18:20It's a school.
- 18:21Yeah.
- 18:22It's sick.
- 18:23The logo is sick.
- 18:24It's, it's my number like six.
- 18:26It's, I love it.
- 18:28I think I remember when I was a kid, my grandpa had a logo is obviously after they changed
- 18:35it or had a magnet on the fridge.
- 18:38It was just the helmet and it had Pat the patriot on it.
- 18:41I was like, that's awesome.
- 18:42I was like six.
- 18:43I was like, I don't know what that is, but that's awesome.
- 18:46And I don't know.
- 18:49It's an amazing, amazing logo and the blue and red color scheme is awesome.
- 18:54So number three, Will.
- 18:58What's yours?
- 19:00My number three is the Kelly Greens.
- 19:03Like it's just such a sharp shade of green and like the, the wings on the helmet, like
- 19:11the OG wings, they're nice.
- 19:14It's, it's just very tasteful.
- 19:17I mean, yeah, never should have got rid of like, yeah, that's, what more can you say?
- 19:23That's, I mean, that's, that's pretty much it.
- 19:26Yeah.
- 19:27No, I mean, we've already talked about it.
- 19:28Yeah.
- 19:29I agree.
- 19:30I'm going to go for number three, the Seattle Seahawks road jersey when they had the gray
- 19:43helmet, the silver one, yeah.
- 19:46Silver logo on the side, but the road was all white, but like the blues and the numbers
- 19:56just like pop.
- 19:58And the ones this year, those are sick.
- 20:02Those are sick.
- 20:03Yeah.
- 20:04Yeah.
- 20:05Just like the, that green and the blue.
- 20:09Oh my God.
- 20:10I love it.
- 20:11It's so good.
- 20:12It's a really good color scheme that it is.
- 20:15The color scheme is phenomenal and it make like, people forget, do you remember what
- 20:20the bird looked like on that helmet?
- 20:24I mean, yeah.
- 20:25It was, it, it was very derpy.
- 20:27I remember that I was like, it was more like condensed, if that makes sense.
- 20:36Yeah.
- 20:37Like the bird now looks like it was like stretched out.
- 20:41It's been stretched out a little bit, but back then it was like, it looks like it's
- 20:46not a blob.
- 20:47No, no.
- 20:48It was just like, like, the face looked very different.
- 20:53Like the one now it's like me.
- 20:56It's angry.
- 20:57Yeah.
- 20:58It's got, it's got the eyebrow thing going on.
- 21:00It's fierce.
- 21:01Yeah.
- 21:02I remember the, seeing a logo or a, like a throwback picture of the one, it was like,
- 21:06it looks sad.
- 21:07It was kind of like when people talk about the mustard yellow pretz, how the cat looks
- 21:12like asleep.
- 21:14That's what people say.
- 21:19I personally don't.
- 21:20I don't see that.
- 21:21I personally don't, but a lot of people say that.
- 21:24So.
- 21:25People just, I guess I'm losing.
- 21:26People are haters listening to the media, I guess.
- 21:31Well, that's your number two, Chris.
- 21:34All right.
- 21:35Number two, I mean, we've all already said it's equals Kelly greens.
- 21:39I mean, what, what more?
- 21:41Yeah.
- 21:42Never should have got rid of it.
- 21:43Yeah.
- 21:44Next.
- 21:45My number two is the cream sickle.
- 21:48All right.
- 21:49It's just like, it's just a great shade.
- 21:53You know, great shade of orange.
- 21:55And the, man, the logo is just so mean.
- 22:00Like the pirate is just like, I'm going to take your booty.
- 22:06So what he says, it is kind of weird, like the very bold transition from bright orange
- 22:20and white to like dark red and dark gold.
- 22:25Yeah.
- 22:26Yeah.
- 22:27And black is, like, I like the, I think that we're, I guess they revamped the logo now,
- 22:34but I think the ones before, like the one they changed to after that, that was fine.
- 22:38That was good.
- 22:39I mean, they want a Super Bowl with it, but I just, I don't think I've ever seen such
- 22:45a, I guess other than Oilers to Titans.
- 22:47Granted, that was a name change, but it was such a, just such a bold change of logo and
- 22:54color.
- 22:55Yeah.
- 22:56Without having to move cities.
- 22:59I think that's, uh, well, maybe I would argue completely different league, but the predators
- 23:08changing from just dark navy blue to straight up gold.
- 23:12Yeah.
- 23:13But they still like, yeah, like the colors definitely.
- 23:15Yeah.
- 23:16They still like kept the same logo.
- 23:18Yeah.
- 23:19So it was like the Buccaneers change.
- 23:21Every.
- 23:22Yeah.
- 23:23But like, yeah, if you, in terms of like a second, yeah, I guess.
- 23:27I can't really think of that.
- 23:30I think, I think that's why those are my top two, like the Oilers and the Bucs, just because
- 23:36it is completely different from, from what we're used to.
- 23:41Yeah.
- 23:42The Kelly greens, like the Eagles still wear green, but it's different.
- 23:48Green, but it's still, it's still green.
- 23:50Yeah.
- 23:51And they still wear legs on the helmet.
- 23:52It's like, it's like, they never ever green.
- 23:54Yeah.
- 23:55They look like trees.
- 23:56Yeah.
- 23:57Those, I will say the black Eagles jerseys are slick.
- 24:01Yeah.
- 24:02Yeah.
- 24:03In an era where I feel like every team is like, oh, we'll just wear black and we're
- 24:06going to be sick.
- 24:07It's like, no, like the Eagles like made it work.
- 24:09Yeah, they do make it work.
- 24:11So I guess that's why those are my top two, just because they are completely different.
- 24:15Yeah.
- 24:16So I like it.
- 24:18John?
- 24:19It's number two.
- 24:20Is this two?
- 24:21Yeah.
- 24:22Yeah.
- 24:23Okay.
- 24:24Another team that brings back painful memories, but I can't, I can't doubt this uniform.
- 24:32Los Angeles, excuse me, the St. Louis Rams with the horns on the helmet.
- 24:40Which like, what color, what color horn?
- 24:43Yellow.
- 24:44Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 24:45Not gold.
- 24:46Yeah.
- 24:47Yellow.
- 24:48Like Eric Dickerson.
- 24:49Eric Dickerson.
- 24:50Not Marshall Falk.
- 24:51Yeah.
- 24:52Eric Dickerson.
- 24:53I was like, those gold ones are terrible.
- 24:54Yeah.
- 24:55But no, the yellow ones are sick.
- 24:56The yellow ones.
- 24:57Yeah.
- 24:58They tried to copy, but kind of.
- 25:00They kind of fumbled the bag a little bit.
- 25:02And made worse.
- 25:03Yeah.
- 25:04Yeah.
- 25:05They made it look like Donald Trump's hair more than anything.
- 25:07Because it doesn't loop all the way, the new one doesn't loop all the way around like a
- 25:13Rams horn does.
- 25:14Doesn't it?
- 25:15I have no idea.
- 25:16Hold on.
- 25:17I don't quite remember.
- 25:18I haven't really paid much attention to it.
- 25:22So if it did, that would surprise me.
- 25:26It's in my head, I pictured.
- 25:28Well, like, yeah, so with like, I guess it kind of does wrap around the earhole.
- 25:32I don't know if it still does that.
- 25:35But those were sick when it.
- 25:37It was back then every helmet was the same.
- 25:39Yeah, it does wrap around that earhole now.
- 25:42And never mind.
- 25:44But I don't know.
- 25:45It's just like that color combo.
- 25:47Also like those jerseys were sick because it was just blue.
- 25:50Now it's just like they're blue and gold.
- 25:52Yeah.
- 25:53They were like, red ones are like gray.
- 25:54It's fucking.
- 25:55They weird.
- 25:56Yeah.
- 25:57I feel like.
- 25:59I feel like the NFC West is just riddled with like uniforms.
- 26:05Like it's just like, who's going to because this the Seahawks started at all.
- 26:09Yeah.
- 26:10Which is like, how many a lot of different.
- 26:12How many uniforms can we wear throughout a single season?
- 26:14Yeah.
- 26:15When the Seahawks are aware of those lime greens.
- 26:18I.
- 26:19They're all right.
- 26:21No, I hate him.
- 26:22The highlighter.
- 26:23Yeah.
- 26:24Oh, they look not good, but something about him like, oh, let's go.
- 26:29It's Thursday night football.
- 26:30It's Thursday night football.
- 26:31And the Seattle Seahawks are about to lose by four touchdowns.
- 26:37Some about it makes me happy.
- 26:42So I see what you're saying.
- 26:44Yeah.
- 26:45No, I get it.
- 26:46Yeah.
- 26:47No, no, those are sick.
- 26:48Absolutely.
- 26:49But I'm moving on.
- 26:50Okay.
- 26:51Do we all have the same number one?
- 26:52I mean, I had.
- 26:53I had it other than Oilers number one.
- 26:56Okay.
- 26:57So we can just say Oilers are S tier.
- 26:59Yeah.
- 27:00Oilers is just ranking the eighties.
- 27:01This is essentially six through two.
- 27:03Fair enough.
- 27:04Yeah.
- 27:05Fair enough.
- 27:06Oh, that was my number two.
- 27:09Oh.
- 27:11I was just doing my six, like because I said Oilers were number one.
- 27:16And then this is my, the rest of them.
- 27:19Oh, well, okay.
- 27:20I can make up one.
- 27:21I'll make up one.
- 27:23Well, my favorite other than the Houston Oilers is the Atlanta Falcons with the exactly
- 27:29what you said.
- 27:30Yeah.
- 27:31They're sick.
- 27:32It's just that red and black is awesome.
- 27:35It's so good.
- 27:36It's awesome.
- 27:38It's sad that it's not ranked a little higher for me.
- 27:41I really wanted it to be, but yeah.
- 27:45It's just so simple and it looks so cool.
- 27:47Yeah.
- 27:48Like, I mean, everything you said, I like, I mean, don't shoot the messenger, don't
- 27:54shoot me, but like, I like the red Unis better than the black.
- 28:00Okay.
- 28:01I mean, I think they like still like the same like the helmet.
- 28:05Yeah.
- 28:06Or like from like the sixties and seventies.
- 28:09Yeah.
- 28:10I mean, I'll get better with the black.
- 28:12I don't know.
- 28:13The black is just like, but the black feels like when we're talking about throwbacks,
- 28:17the black feels almost too modern for like, like it's like still the same design, but
- 28:24it's like a different, it's just black, which is like, it's fine.
- 28:30But like the red is classic.
- 28:33It is complete throwback.
- 28:35It is just like, whatever it is, but like, I don't care what color you're wearing.
- 28:39The red helmet is really what sells it.
- 28:41Yeah.
- 28:42So that was mainly my thing is like, I don't care what shirt you wear with it.
- 28:45I don't care if you wear a fucking wife beater with it.
- 28:47It's going to look sick.
- 28:48Yeah.
- 28:49Because that helmet is, it's so cool.
- 28:51Yeah.
- 28:52So that's my number one or number two, I guess, other than the oiler skin, obviously, but
- 28:57I did forget about those, those Rams jerseys.
- 29:01Those were, those were actually like the first, one of the first jerseys I saw and I was like,
- 29:09that jersey is sick.
- 29:10I was like, it's just like such a dynamic color combo.
- 29:15And I love, and I love the horns on the, on the helmet.
- 29:20I really like the.
- 29:21I could definitely watch that every week.
- 29:24Yeah.
- 29:25The yellow with the blue is awesome.
- 29:26I really liked that when they had the dark blue and the white.
- 29:30I don't know how those are normally perceived.
- 29:33I thought those were sick.
- 29:34I don't, I think they're all right.
- 29:36I don't like the blue helmets as much as I like the white ones.
- 29:38Oh no, the white one or the yellow horn is far better, but the white one I thought was
- 29:45pretty cool.
- 29:47Yeah.
- 29:48I just, I mean, just making a conversation.
- 29:52Yes.
- 29:53I respect that.
- 29:55Also, oh, no, before we move on from the Rams, the last uniform is the Rams worn in
- 30:03St. Louis, where there's not football, the color rush with the mustard yellow and the
- 30:10yellow helmets against the bucks and the all red sketch, the catch of a mustard game.
- 30:17Oh God.
- 30:18That's forgot about that.
- 30:21The NFL really did.
- 30:22It's St. Louis dirty.
- 30:23Yeah.
- 30:24We're going to pry your team away from you in the last game.
- 30:27You don't even want to watch anymore.
- 30:29I said ugly combo.
- 30:33But Shawn, number one.
- 30:38That is not the Oilers.
- 30:39Yeah, number one is on the Oilers.
- 30:41Yeah, that's established.
- 30:43San Diego Chargers.
- 30:47Yeah, it's a great jersey.
- 30:50I forgot about that one too.
- 30:52Yeah.
- 30:53I should have like wrote this down.
- 30:54See, yeah, because I mean, I didn't include that because they already kind of like they
- 30:58kind of kind of wear them.
- 30:59They kind of do it already.
- 31:00But back in the day, it looked like it just looked better.
- 31:03Yeah.
- 31:04I can't explain it.
- 31:05It just did.
- 31:06It looked better on a grainy footage of them.
- 31:09It looked better on a grainy footage of Phillip Rivers throwing an interception than anything
- 31:18they've ever done in Los Angeles.
- 31:20That's 100%.
- 31:21Yeah.
- 31:22So, yeah, San Diego Chargers was just like, oh my gosh, this is, it's perfect.
- 31:30They have great uniforms all around.
- 31:32Yeah.
- 31:33I think even they're like Navy.
- 31:35Yeah.
- 31:36Those are sick.
- 31:37Yeah.
- 31:38Like I remember when they wore them, a lot of people are like, oh, they should just go
- 31:41back to the powder blues.
- 31:42I was like, these are, these are awesome.
- 31:43These are kind of sick.
- 31:44It's like lightning bolt down the pants.
- 31:47Yeah.
- 31:48Like the greatest players to ever play for that franchise wore those.
- 31:51Yeah.
- 31:52Like Antonio Gates, LT, like they wore those.
- 31:55A couple times.
- 31:57A lot of times.
- 31:58Yes.
- 31:59Every week.
- 32:00Well, he wore both.
- 32:02He was there for that long.
- 32:04I just can't wait to play with Chargers.
- 32:07Just had another kid.
- 32:11Father attend.
- 32:12Crazy.
- 32:13Just pull out, bro.
- 32:16I don't think he's Catholic.
- 32:18I don't think that has nothing.
- 32:20I don't think that has anything to do with that religion.
- 32:22I think it does.
- 32:23I think it, yeah, it does.
- 32:25They just like, what?
- 32:27Yeah.
- 32:28They don't do you.
- 32:29I thought they just don't believe in contraceptives.
- 32:31They don't use any form of birth control like at all.
- 32:35That's what the Duggars did.
- 32:37I think you still can pull out, but I don't know about that.
- 32:42I think you just kind of, you know, do it and then like, we'll see what happens.
- 32:47If it's God's will.
- 32:48What?
- 32:49I think that's what they, I'm pretty sure that's what they believe.
- 32:52That's what I don't know about that one, but I do believe that.
- 32:56That's what they believe in contraception.
- 32:57That's what the Duggars did.
- 32:58I know you can't use birth control or condoms or like any other, any contraceptives.
- 33:03I didn't know pulling out was also a contraceptive.
- 33:05I mean, that's a form of birth control.
- 33:08Yeah.
- 33:09In the eyes of the Lord.
- 33:12It is better to dump your, better to dump your seed in the belly of a whore than it is
- 33:19on the ground.
- 33:21That's in the Bible.
- 33:22You're right.
- 33:23It is.
- 33:24I'm just quoting, I'm quoting God.
- 33:29Sorry.
- 33:30That's what God said.
- 33:32Okay.
- 33:33That's in the Bible, isn't that God's word?
- 33:35I'm sorry.
- 33:36You didn't write it.
- 33:37How do you know?
- 33:38I guess I was there.
- 33:39I had to be there.
- 33:43He told people to write it.
- 33:44Yeah, I guess.
- 33:46Yeah.
- 33:47I don't know.
- 33:48I don't know.
- 33:49I'll have to do more research on that.
- 33:51I think we all do.
- 33:52It sounds like it.
- 33:53On that, because like that seems, that seems crazy.
- 33:58I mean, what other reason would there be to have 10 children?
- 34:02Like if that's like your one, if that's like the one thing you can do being pulling out,
- 34:09like why would you not just, why would you not just do that?
- 34:14He's had 10 of these things.
- 34:16Well, I mean, like accidents happen.
- 34:21Like you just like, more than twice is a pattern.
- 34:26NFL player.
- 34:27He's a retired NFL player.
- 34:29What else is he going to do?
- 34:31He's going to do a broadcast.
- 34:34I know he does high school football.
- 34:38I'm just saying.
- 34:39Yeah.
- 34:40Can you imagine having to fill up rivers as your high school football coach?
- 34:44No.
- 34:45Because he's like, you know, he's probably, dang it.
- 34:48Because every season he'd probably have to leave a game because his wife is in labor.
- 34:53Yeah, that'd be really annoying.
- 34:56Selfish really.
- 34:57He has a bazillion dollars.
- 35:00That is true.
- 35:02What else is he going to do with his money?
- 35:05Aside from spending on his children.
- 35:08Raised children.
- 35:09Oh my God.
- 35:10Oh God.
- 35:11What?
- 35:12The Catholic Church teaching of the regulation of birth makes it clear that the withdrawal
- 35:17method is a sin.
- 35:20Well, there we go.
- 35:22Dude.
- 35:23We learn something new every day, kids.
- 35:26That sucks.
- 35:27That sucks.
- 35:28I mean, it sounds like it kind of rocks.
- 35:36Except for like what happens later.
- 35:40Yeah.
- 35:41Sounds like it's awesome in the moment.
- 35:46Yeah, but like.
- 35:49He definitely has children old enough to know.
- 35:51That shit got to be beat up.
- 35:52Yeah.
- 35:53I mean, he's been having kids for ever.
- 35:54That shit got to be beat up though.
- 35:56Jesus.
- 35:57We didn't have to talk about that.
- 35:59I'm on nine already.
- 36:03You're right.
- 36:04With a tenth on the way.
- 36:06Yeah.
- 36:07That poor woman.
- 36:09I feel more bad for her than I do.
- 36:11Philip Rivers, obviously.
- 36:12I feel bad for Philip Rivers whatsoever.
- 36:14Yeah.
- 36:15Yeah.
- 36:16He had sex 10 times.
- 36:17Only 10 times.
- 36:18At least.
- 36:19We don't know.
- 36:20It could be batten a thousand.
- 36:25It's very religious.
- 36:26Yeah.
- 36:27What if that's like.
- 36:28What do you think?
- 36:29Procreation.
- 36:30Do you think Philip Rivers procreation rate is better than his QB rating?
- 36:38Or is or is or is or his touchdown to interception ratio?
- 36:42I mean, if we had to put a percentage on it.
- 36:48Give me the numbers.
- 36:50What?
- 36:51Give me the.
- 36:53Even if you see the numbers, we're not going to know how many times he's had sex.
- 36:59You're right.
- 37:00We can lay down a base.
- 37:01Yeah.
- 37:02This is the line, Chris.
- 37:03This is a sports betting show.
- 37:05We got to lay down the lines.
- 37:08Oh, he has the second best touchdown interception ratio of all time.
- 37:15Really?
- 37:16Yeah.
- 37:17So not that.
- 37:18136 to 58.
- 37:19What's his QBR?
- 37:20Career QBR.
- 37:21138.
- 37:23Do you think he's done it more than 138?
- 37:30Yes.
- 37:31Yes.
- 37:32Yeah.
- 37:33Yes.
- 37:34I don't know, man.
- 37:37I mean, I don't know.
- 37:39130 at time.
- 37:41Like if you're no, like, come on, birth, hear me out.
- 37:47Come on.
- 37:48No birth control whatsoever.
- 37:49138 times.
- 37:51You only have 10 kids.
- 37:53That in itself is a borderline miracle.
- 37:56You should be like the Duggers if you're doing that.
- 38:00Do you?
- 38:02138 times.
- 38:04I think an important factor in this is if they were trying.
- 38:08It doesn't matter.
- 38:09I think it does.
- 38:10I don't think it does.
- 38:11It doesn't.
- 38:12You just do it with withdrawal as a sin.
- 38:15Yeah.
- 38:16Like any form of blocking.
- 38:18I mean, I've heard that like, you know, I've heard that like when you're like consciously
- 38:24trying.
- 38:25I mean, yeah, like ovulating and stuff.
- 38:26We got to do some math.
- 38:27This is taking quite the turn.
- 38:32We're like, where you got it?
- 38:34We were, we went from NFL throwback jerseys to get very good.
- 38:39Okay.
- 38:40So they've been married since 2001.
- 38:47I think he had kids at the draft.
- 38:50I have no clue.
- 38:51I think he had a child.
- 38:52I don't remember when he got drafted.
- 38:54I was like, I don't remember.
- 38:59I don't, I didn't watch the draft when he got drafted.
- 39:01I know that because I was a, a wee lad.
- 39:05You're a boy.
- 39:06Yeah.
- 39:07That's the Eli Manning draft.
- 39:09It was, you're right.
- 39:10Yeah.
- 39:11Because Eli was like, I ain't playing for the Chargers.
- 39:15I mean, that's what he said.
- 39:16I know.
- 39:17Yeah.
- 39:18Interesting.
- 39:20This is a very interesting question, but I feel like there's, he's either not had sex
- 39:33that many times or like he's gotten real lucky.
- 39:37So his first kid was born in 2002.
- 39:41Okay.
- 39:42It doesn't give a specific date, which is fair, but they got married in 2001.
- 39:48So you have to imagine that, you know, if you're already pregnant, you can't get pregnant
- 39:57again.
- 39:58Yeah.
- 39:59Okay.
- 40:00So those nine months have some unaccounted times of.
- 40:07See, that's where we factor in what we don't know is what Phillip Rivers is into.
- 40:11He might not be into that thing.
- 40:17He might be.
- 40:18We don't know.
- 40:19His QBR is 95.2 by the way, which isn't that bad.
- 40:24That's pretty good.
- 40:25Yeah.
- 40:26People forget it.
- 40:27Phillip Rivers.
- 40:28He was elite for a while.
- 40:29He was very good.
- 40:31His completion rate is 64.9.
- 40:34Phillip Rivers is a Hall of Famer.
- 40:37Borderline.
- 40:38Now I'm just going to probably nip this in the bud and just say that yeah, he's probably
- 40:45had sex more than any of his football stats.
- 40:49How many touchdowns?
- 40:52Prop.
- 40:53I mean touchdowns, 421.
- 40:54I don't know if he's had sex more than that.
- 40:58Yeah.
- 40:59420.
- 41:00Oh wait, the number I got was wrong.
- 41:02I don't know if he's had sex more than that because that's a lot of times to only have
- 41:0610 kids.
- 41:07But this is what I'm saying.
- 41:09You have to.
- 41:10You have to a year.
- 41:11He's busy doing football things.
- 41:13Like he doesn't live with his wife.
- 41:15Yeah, he probably lives together.
- 41:17Probably.
- 41:18Jesus Christ.
- 41:20But you know.
- 41:22I don't think we're getting to the bottom of this one.
- 41:24I don't think so either.
- 41:25But I don't know.
- 41:29If you've been married since 2001, you've been married 22 years.
- 41:34Yeah.
- 41:35I definitely think he's had sex more than 421 times.
- 41:41There's no way.
- 41:43There's no way he hasn't.
- 41:45They're like super religious.
- 41:47Still married.
- 41:49You gotta do something.
- 41:51Aside from taking care of these damn kids.
- 41:54Again, no contraceptive whatsoever.
- 41:58Only 10 kids.
- 42:00That's Hall of Fame numbers.
- 42:02He's shooting blanks.
- 42:05He's not.
- 42:07He's had a child or just conceived a child.
- 42:12This conversation has hurt my brain.
- 42:15There's a lot of factors here.
- 42:18A lot that we don't know.
- 42:21Let's get him on the pod.
- 42:23I'm sure he's a big fan.
- 42:25Where is he coaching?
- 42:28Maybe we could call him up.
- 42:31Yeah.
- 42:33If he hears this, he's not going to be a fan.
- 42:38Of course, he coaches at a Catholic high school.
- 42:43Are you surprised?
- 42:45No, I'm not surprised.
- 42:48Oh, it's indicator Alabama.
- 42:50We just go.
- 42:51Dude, yeah.
- 42:53I don't know why he's there.
- 42:55We could just go.
- 42:59Excuse me, Mr. Phillip Rivers.
- 43:01How many times have you had sex?
- 43:03Let's go to maps.
- 43:05What?
- 43:0740.
- 43:09It's just some low number.
- 43:13Look, 10.
- 43:15Oh, damn.
- 43:18Did you find the numbers?
- 43:20No, I found where he works.
- 43:23Decatur High School or whatever the fuck.
- 43:26No, St. Michael Catholic High School.
- 43:30Look at this.
- 43:33He works like right by Gulf Shores.
- 43:36Probably a great spot.
- 43:38Right by the beach.
- 43:40He's probably having a good time.
- 43:42Living the dream.
- 43:44No wonder he had another kid.
- 43:46That's what I'm trying to say.
- 43:48All right.
- 43:50It's only a seven hour drive from here.
- 43:52Boystrip.
- 43:54I'm going to get down to the bottom of this.
- 44:00I have to know how many times Phillip Rivers has had sex.
- 44:04Oh, my gosh.
- 44:07All right.
- 44:10Did we all come with a college football win total?
- 44:13I got two.
- 44:14No, I didn't.
- 44:15No.
- 44:17I've had a busy day and then I tried to do something.
- 44:20And then I tried to make a power five parlay of the winners of each conference.
- 44:30Yeah.
- 44:31But it wouldn't let me parlay him on any book.
- 44:33Really?
- 44:34Yeah.
- 44:35That's dumb.
- 44:36You can parlay division winners in football or NFL, but you can't.
- 44:39Yeah, I didn't really understand that.
- 44:41That's dumb.
- 44:43That's weird.
- 44:45That's very weird.
- 44:46But I could go through the picks.
- 44:49Yeah, sure.
- 44:50Sure.
- 44:51Okay, let me pull it up so you go.
- 44:54Somebody go first.
- 44:55All right.
- 44:56Let me go first.
- 44:57Yeah.
- 44:58Why not?
- 44:59Okay.
- 45:00I'll do the one I won't have as much emotion behind first.
- 45:05I'll save that one for last.
- 45:08Both are unders this week.
- 45:10Not very fun.
- 45:11First one, I'm going to go Iowa Hawkeyes under eight and a half minus 120.
- 45:17I mean, this offense, like they suck.
- 45:23They suck.
- 45:24They sucked last year.
- 45:25Like I want to be any better this year.
- 45:27No, they're not.
- 45:28They like, I just look at the schedule and I'm like, with how bad they are on offense
- 45:34and they're bringing in a transfer quarterback from Maryland who I don't, who's fine.
- 45:41Better, not good, but better.
- 45:43Is it to his brother?
- 45:45No.
- 45:46I forget his name, but he's not.
- 45:48I don't know how much he's played, but he's very, not, he's very average from what I've
- 45:55heard.
- 45:56I mean, I just look at the schedule.
- 45:57They're bringing back the same offensive coordinator from last year who is the head coach's son
- 46:02who like they have to fire them both if they, and they won't fire the head coach because
- 46:08he's been there for fucking a hundred years.
- 46:11But I mean, I count five.
- 46:14Definitely, honestly, I looked at the schedule.
- 46:16I was like, I don't know how many wins you can say are 100% lock it in because their
- 46:22defense isn't going to be the same.
- 46:24Their defense was really good last year.
- 46:26Not going to be the same this year.
- 46:27They lost a lot of guys.
- 46:28I mean, their offense is still going to be just terrible, but I counted five that I would
- 46:34lean will be wins week one, Utah State week three, Western Michigan week, whatever, Purdue,
- 46:43Northwestern who that programs and shambles right now and Rutgers who sucks.
- 46:49So I count five.
- 46:52I mean, they're probably going to win more than this just because they are like they
- 46:55will be a decent football team.
- 46:57Just that style, the bore people to death, but I count five surefire wins.
- 47:03They have to win four of these toss ups.
- 47:05I think Iowa State's a toss up.
- 47:10Penn State's a loss.
- 47:11Michigan State's a loss.
- 47:12Wisconsin's a loss.
- 47:13Minnesota toss up.
- 47:15Illinois and Nebraska are toss ups.
- 47:17I count four toss ups.
- 47:19They have to lose one of these toss ups on top of these five definite wins that I have.
- 47:23No, probably more than one.
- 47:26If they win, if they just win these five games, I wouldn't be shocked if they lose if they
- 47:30win four games.
- 47:31How many games did they win last year?
- 47:32I think they won nine, including their ball really including their ball game.
- 47:36I think they won.
- 47:37No, they won.
- 47:38No, they won.
- 47:39I think they won nine.
- 47:40I don't remember that, but...
- 47:43Their defense was very good last year.
- 47:46They've lost a bunch of guys.
- 47:47I really don't think they're going to be that good.
- 47:51What's your Michigan I can see going on Fitts?
- 47:53Just because they, Mac, electric offense.
- 47:57I don't know, but that's what I have under eight and a half.
- 48:01I just don't see how this team, who is worse, wins nine games.
- 48:07Who is worse than last year, wins nine games?
- 48:09I think that's fair.
- 48:10Yeah.
- 48:11What do you have?
- 48:12So, mine's more of a slam dunk.
- 48:16Maybe not a slam dunk, I guess.
- 48:18It's betting, but it's kind of a...
- 48:23Not a tough pick, but I'm going Georgia over 11 and a half wins.
- 48:31I was thinking about that, but the only reason I didn't was because they would have to be
- 48:36Tennessee, and I don't want to root for that.
- 48:39That's fair, but on Betting GM, it's plus 115.
- 48:44Which is, I mean...
- 48:45Come on.
- 48:46They have one difficult, like, on paper, difficult game.
- 48:50Yeah.
- 48:51By the time that game happens, who knows?
- 48:53Everything else is cake.
- 48:55Yeah.
- 48:56I mean, no, you're right.
- 48:57I mean, it's...
- 48:58Listen, I had to make this pick in a rush today.
- 49:03It's fine.
- 49:09The thing is, can Georgia go 12-0?
- 49:16Thrice?
- 49:18Yeah.
- 49:19Oh.
- 49:20Thrice?
- 49:21This schedule is...
- 49:22Thrice?
- 49:23I know it's cupcake.
- 49:24I know it's cupcake.
- 49:25I know it's the easiest schedule in college football.
- 49:27Honestly...
- 49:28It's what everybody's talking about.
- 49:31But are you really sipping that Kool-Aid?
- 49:34Yeah.
- 49:35They are.
- 49:36They are.
- 49:37I know.
- 49:38I know they are.
- 49:39But it only takes one game to ruin that.
- 49:42The only loss I see is Tennessee.
- 49:44And even that is...
- 49:46They almost lost to...
- 49:47Mizzou.
- 49:48Mizzou.
- 49:49Mizzou?
- 49:50Mizzou?
- 49:51Yeah.
- 49:52But I mean, every...
- 49:53I mean, yeah, you're gonna have a scare mixed in, but...
- 49:56I don't know.
- 49:57That was...
- 49:58Well, by the end of it, it wasn't really a scare, was it?
- 49:59I mean, that was one of those games where...
- 50:02They didn't cover that game.
- 50:03No, they didn't.
- 50:04Because the line was like...
- 50:05They were favorite.
- 50:06Minus a retouchdown.
- 50:07Yeah.
- 50:08It was like minus 28 and a half.
- 50:09Yeah.
- 50:10I mean, like...
- 50:11That's why I know.
- 50:12I was very disappointed in Georgia.
- 50:15I mean, because I mean, the SEC East, other than Tennessee, sucks.
- 50:21So, I mean, in their non-conference is a joke.
- 50:25There's still kind of like a lot of questions around Tennessee.
- 50:29I want 100% agree.
- 50:34I want 100% agree with what you're saying.
- 50:38I just can't, like, in good faith.
- 50:42I can't count on a team to go 12-0 for the third time in a row.
- 50:49That's fair.
- 50:50I get that.
- 50:51It's...
- 50:52It might be the...
- 50:54I mean, I'm not losing money because I'm not going to place it, but I'm not winning money
- 51:01because I'm not going to place it.
- 51:04You know?
- 51:05Like, it's...
- 51:06I get...
- 51:07It's purgatory.
- 51:08It's limbo.
- 51:09I get...
- 51:10I understand.
- 51:11I get what you're saying because, yes, this will be 36 if they do that up to 36 straight
- 51:17football games.
- 51:19I mean...
- 51:20I get it.
- 51:23I understand.
- 51:24I...
- 51:25If they did not play Tennessee, I would bet that.
- 51:27But they are the best team in college football.
- 51:31It's like, I mean, there's not a position on this team where I'd be like, even if this
- 51:38guy gets hurt, like, oh, what are you going to do?
- 51:41It's like they're just a revolving door of five stars.
- 51:46Why?
- 51:47So I just...
- 51:48I'm not questioning your pick.
- 51:50You can.
- 51:51But why do you think it's plus money?
- 51:54Because I have to go undefeated.
- 51:55Because going undefeated is hard.
- 51:59Yes.
- 52:00But like...
- 52:02It is hard to do.
- 52:04This is the best team in college football.
- 52:06It is hard to do once.
- 52:08It's hard to do again.
- 52:09It's even harder to do thrice.
- 52:12I love it.
- 52:13I'm not...
- 52:14My...
- 52:15No, I get what you...
- 52:16My thing is...
- 52:17This is the only time I get to use the word and I'm going to use it.
- 52:20I'm not chirping.
- 52:21I don't know if you saw SEC media days.
- 52:23No.
- 52:24Five...
- 52:25Five SEC riders predicted the universe or whatever they are, Vanderbilt, to win the
- 52:35SEC East.
- 52:36Five?
- 52:37Five.
- 52:38I have tooth...
- 52:39I fucking know a lot.
- 52:43I have a theory.
- 52:44Kirby Smart has paid those...
- 52:46Has paid those riders and then we'll put that on his bulletin board like, look, everybody
- 52:52is down for this.
- 52:53They think Vanderbilt is going to beat us.
- 52:57Either he paid them or he didn't.
- 52:59Either way, those new Scrippins are going up on that wall and he will use this as another
- 53:04underdog story.
- 53:05They're going to beat every team other than Tennessee by 50 points.
- 53:08I think...
- 53:09And I think that's really smart.
- 53:11Yeah.
- 53:12I mean...
- 53:13That's really smart of him to do.
- 53:14That's what they did last year.
- 53:16And they beat every team other than Tennessee by 50 points to beat Tennessee by 20 points.
- 53:22Or whatever it ended up being.
- 53:25I just...
- 53:26I get it.
- 53:27Like, I really do get it.
- 53:29And I'm not dogging the pick at all.
- 53:34It's just...
- 53:35I can't do it.
- 53:38That's fair.
- 53:39I can't do it.
- 53:40It's not your pick.
- 53:41And I'm not going to do it.
- 53:42You're right.
- 53:43It's not my pick.
- 53:44You're right.
- 53:45I should put that in for George to go undefeated.
- 53:48Honestly, I mean...
- 53:50I mean...
- 53:51If they lose to play...
- 53:52I think there's a thing on MGM that's like boosted.
- 53:55Oh, that makes me nervous.
- 53:57Because whenever something's boosted, I know it's not going to hit.
- 54:02Boasted.
- 54:03Boasted.
- 54:04But I mean, hell, like...
- 54:05You can't use that anymore.
- 54:06They're so...
- 54:07They're just...
- 54:08We should be able to say boosted.
- 54:09They are that good.
- 54:11We can't.
- 54:12They are that good.
- 54:13We can't advertise anyone's thing.
- 54:14I don't know what you're talking about.
- 54:15Yeah.
- 54:16All right.
- 54:17Do you have any...
- 54:18Do you have one?
- 54:21I was going to go through my...
- 54:23Go for it.
- 54:25Yeah, Power Five.
- 54:28Harley.
- 54:29I mean, you could just bet all these separate.
- 54:31I probably will.
- 54:33Let's go.
- 54:34So I kind of want to have a discussion about it.
- 54:38No, I would like to.
- 54:40So ACC winner.
- 54:42Who do you think?
- 54:44Clemson.
- 54:45Clemson.
- 54:46Yeah.
- 54:47Clemson.
- 54:48Yeah.
- 54:49The next highest is Florida State plus 180.
- 54:53Clemson's at plus 140, which I think is a great value.
- 54:58Yeah.
- 54:59Clemson was putting it together towards the end of last season.
- 55:02I know that with K. Klubnik, I think they'll be...
- 55:04Kagan.
- 55:05They're back.
- 55:06Kagan Deboer.
- 55:07Yeah.
- 55:08I think they're back.
- 55:09Peaches and cream.
- 55:10I hate it.
- 55:11I hate...
- 55:12I just hate my dad.
- 55:13So bad.
- 55:14I hate Debo so much.
- 55:15Yeah, but they're back.
- 55:16They're back.
- 55:17All right.
- 55:18Very cringe.
- 55:19This one's easy.
- 55:20Big 12.
- 55:21Michigan.
- 55:22Michigan's not in the big 12.
- 55:24That's the big 10.
- 55:25I assume it's Texas.
- 55:29Texas.
- 55:30Yeah.
- 55:31Plus 100.
- 55:32See, that's the thing.
- 55:35It's like, I mean, yes, on paper, they are far and away the best thing, but it's Texas.
- 55:41Yeah.
- 55:42Anytime they think that...
- 55:43I mean, they are very talented.
- 55:44But anytime that they think they're back, they always...
- 55:47It's like...
- 55:48Fuck it up.
- 55:49It's like Texas and Oklahoma.
- 55:50I don't believe in Oklahoma.
- 55:52Yeah.
- 55:53They just want...
- 55:54Aren't they coming off like a six and six season?
- 55:56Yeah, that's it.
- 55:57Yeah.
- 55:58Who's...
- 55:59I mean, do you have the...
- 56:00Yeah, I've got it right here.
- 56:01Who's their best to win the big 12?
- 56:02Kansas State.
- 56:03Oh, God.
- 56:04So Texas is plus 100 and Oklahoma is plus 325.
- 56:07Texas is the best of those three.
- 56:09Okay.
- 56:10I mean, they are...
- 56:11Yeah.
- 56:12They are the Texas of it all.
- 56:14That makes me nervous.
- 56:15All right.
- 56:16Next, we've got the Big 10.
- 56:17Michigan.
- 56:18Michigan.
- 56:19Florida State.
- 56:20You have Ohio State?
- 56:21I have Ohio State.
- 56:22I mean, if it wasn't one of those two...
- 56:24I think Ohio State...
- 56:25I could definitely...
- 56:26Has a much easier schedule.
- 56:30They both have...
- 56:31I mean, it all comes down to when they...
- 56:32Yeah.
- 56:33Which is the last...
- 56:34I'm not going to say that.
- 56:35That's exactly what I was going to say.
- 56:36When they both play each other in the last game of the season.
- 56:40Yeah.
- 56:41And you also have conference championship.
- 56:44Which is when they'll play again.
- 56:46Right.
- 56:47Like the next week.
- 56:48So, you know, they'll play back to back.
- 56:51It's like, you know, Michigan may get them at the last game of the season.
- 56:57That's okay.
- 56:58And you know what?
- 56:59You cast your 10 and a half and I'll cash my conference winner.
- 57:03We both win.
- 57:05I mean, I can see it.
- 57:07Yeah.
- 57:08Honestly, I mean, Ohio State's just been getting bullied the last two years by them.
- 57:11And I mean, I've never been more in love with a bet in my life than Michigan over 10
- 57:16and a half ones.
- 57:18I'm my responsible like a lot of money.
- 57:20Yeah.
- 57:21Our Twitter guy was kind of chirping you yesterday when...
- 57:24Like I said, UNLV, Bowling Green, ECU.
- 57:29Toughest game I think is Rutgers.
- 57:32Yeah.
- 57:33Come on.
- 57:34When I said...
- 57:35Someone chirping you?
- 57:37When I said...
- 57:38Our Twitter guy.
- 57:39When I said I could coach that team to 4-0 against that schedule, I fucking meant it.
- 57:43Yeah.
- 57:44I believe it.
- 57:45I could just roll a ball out there.
- 57:48Just play.
- 57:49Go play the game.
- 57:50Just play football.
- 57:51You'll win.
- 57:52All right.
- 57:53Anyway, we got the Pac-12.
- 57:54Who's in the Pac-12?
- 57:55Who you got?
- 57:56USC, Oregon or Washington?
- 57:57I assume USC.
- 57:58Yeah.
- 57:59They have, you know, Heisman favorite.
- 58:00Yeah.
- 58:01They have, you know, Heisman favorite.
- 58:02Yeah.
- 58:03I think they have...
- 58:04I think they have...
- 58:05I think they have...
- 58:06I think they have...
- 58:07I think they have...
- 58:08They have, you know, Heisman favorite.
- 58:10Yeah.
- 58:11Yeah.
- 58:12USC.
- 58:13Yeah.
- 58:14I mean...
- 58:15It's not a bad pick.
- 58:16Plus 200.
- 58:17Really?
- 58:18Yeah.
- 58:19Washington, or excuse me, Oregon is plus 300.
- 58:23Washington is plus 375.
- 58:27This division kind of makes me nervous.
- 58:29So like, they're...
- 58:30I don't know.
- 58:31Washington was pretty good last year.
- 58:32They're fine, but like...
- 58:33I mean, they're the third...
- 58:35I put Oregon's state ahead of them, honestly.
- 58:37I have 12 kind of sucks, but...
- 58:39It does.
- 58:40But it really sucks.
- 58:41You know.
- 58:42I'm sorry.
- 58:43What's Utah?
- 58:44Utah?
- 58:45Uh, plus 500.
- 58:46Really?
- 58:47Mm-hmm.
- 58:48That's...
- 58:49Didn't Utah lose a bunch of guys?
- 58:51Like they were like...
- 58:52They did, but I think they're...
- 58:54Was there something with their head coach too?
- 58:55Like, did he leave?
- 58:56Yeah, maybe.
- 58:57That was...
- 58:58I don't remember if I'm being honest, but I'd still put them up there around Washington's
- 59:03level.
- 59:04Yeah.
- 59:05They won a bunch of games last year.
- 59:10Cameras in the back.
- 59:11I mean, maybe a sneaky pick.
- 59:14I don't think they're going to win the division, but I'm just surprised they were that far
- 59:17down.
- 59:18Yeah.
- 59:19USC's the smart bet.
- 59:20Last but not least, the SEC.
- 59:22Georgia.
- 59:23Georgia.
- 59:24Even though I just dogged them.
- 59:26They're still going to win this division.
- 59:27If they lose one game, it's not going to be another...
- 59:30This is regular season.
- 59:31Yeah, regular season.
- 59:32Okay.
- 59:33I was like, I think Bama will beat them in the SEC championship.
- 59:40I think Bama's on the...
- 59:41Nick Samuels on the fuck you tour.
- 59:44You think Bama's going to win this?
- 59:46I think Bama will.
- 59:47Conference?
- 59:48I think they'll win the SEC championship.
- 59:50That's what the bet is.
- 59:51Well, that's the winner of the...
- 59:52The SEC championship is not the regular season.
- 59:55The regular season is who has the best record at the end of the regular season.
- 59:59Then you're the regular season champion, which means nothing, but that's what I'm asking
- 1:00:03you.
- 1:00:04But it's like...
- 1:00:05On Bet MGM, it says 2023 SEC winner.
- 1:00:09It says Georgia, Alabama, LSU, Tennessee, Texas, I don't like...
- 1:00:13It's like East and West, so it's like...
- 1:00:15No, I get what you're saying.
- 1:00:16I just don't know if that includes...
- 1:00:17If that's the regular season winner or the...
- 1:00:20You have to win the conference.
- 1:00:21Because the conference championship isn't regular season.
- 1:00:24It's postseason.
- 1:00:25Yeah.
- 1:00:26So I don't know if that's...
- 1:00:27You know what?
- 1:00:28I don't know either.
- 1:00:29So I'm going to have to do more research.
- 1:00:30I mean, Georgia either way is probably the safe bet.
- 1:00:34I just think...
- 1:00:35The savings fucking pissed.
- 1:00:39He had to sit there and have...
- 1:00:42What's his name?
- 1:00:43Who got fired from ESPN?
- 1:00:45Say that Georgia runs college football in his face.
- 1:00:49So he's furious.
- 1:00:52I'm terrified for Tennessee.
- 1:00:54I don't think they're going to be very good, but I think they'll figure...
- 1:00:56Like talent-wise, but I think they'll figure it out.
- 1:00:58I think they'll win the SEC championship.
- 1:01:01I think that's fair.
- 1:01:03Yeah.
- 1:01:04That's just mine.
- 1:01:05I'm going to have to do...
- 1:01:06I'm actually going to have to do more research.
- 1:01:07I mean, I'm going to be Georgia two years ago and Georgia being about fucking four touchdowns.
- 1:01:12So...
- 1:01:13Yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:14Who knows?
- 1:01:15All right.
- 1:01:16Well, that's mine.
- 1:01:17Do you have another one?
- 1:01:18Yes, I do.
- 1:01:19This one is going to seem very biased.
- 1:01:20Because I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:21I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:22I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:23I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:24I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:25I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:26I'm going to be very biased.
- 1:01:27Because I hate this team.
- 1:01:30But there is a lot of logic in it.
- 1:01:33It's a hundred, right?
- 1:01:34Yes, it is.
- 1:01:35South Carolina, under six wins, minus 115.
- 1:01:40Spencer Radley, I don't care how well he played against Tennessee, how well he played against Clemson.
- 1:01:45This guy sucks.
- 1:01:47He...
- 1:01:48No, he's trapped.
- 1:01:49You throw out those two games.
- 1:01:51He had the...
- 1:01:52He was tied for 86 in QB Efficiency.
- 1:01:56And 113 corebacks in the FBS.
- 1:01:59It's pretty low.
- 1:02:00That's pretty trash.
- 1:02:02It's not good.
- 1:02:03Their schedule is pretty hard.
- 1:02:06Like, they start out UNC in a neutral site game.
- 1:02:09UNC is going to be good.
- 1:02:11They have a really good offense.
- 1:02:12Their defense is going to be better.
- 1:02:14I put that as a toss-up.
- 1:02:16For them, and they win.
- 1:02:17Then they go to Georgia, Mississippi State, at UT.
- 1:02:21All three of those.
- 1:02:23I have a toss-ups or a loss.
- 1:02:25I think Tennessee and Georgia, personally, beat the piss at them.
- 1:02:29Florida, I have a win.
- 1:02:31At Mizzou, loss.
- 1:02:33At A&M loss.
- 1:02:34Jackson State win.
- 1:02:35Vandy win.
- 1:02:36Kentucky toss-up.
- 1:02:38Clemson loss.
- 1:02:42That's four guaranteed wins that I...
- 1:02:46And these are against cupcakes.
- 1:02:49So, I just don't see...
- 1:02:51I don't see...
- 1:02:52Like, they play a very tough schedule.
- 1:02:54I don't...
- 1:02:55They have no running game.
- 1:02:56They have a new OC.
- 1:02:58I just...
- 1:02:59I think people are really high on them for how they finished last season.
- 1:03:03And they ignored the ten games before the end of that.
- 1:03:07Or before those two games.
- 1:03:09What are the odds on that?
- 1:03:10Minus one-fifteen.
- 1:03:12I just don't think this team is very good.
- 1:03:14I assume the over is like minus one-o-five.
- 1:03:17Probably something like that, yeah.
- 1:03:18Plus 100.
- 1:03:20I don't know what it is, but yeah, it's probably one-ten and one-fifteen.
- 1:03:23One-ten and one-fifteen is on the go.
- 1:03:25One-ten and one-o-five.
- 1:03:27I just don't...
- 1:03:29Like, I don't see...
- 1:03:32I do not see six ones on the schedule.
- 1:03:35I see maybe five.
- 1:03:39If they beat UNC.
- 1:03:43I just...
- 1:03:44Like Spencer Rattler is bad.
- 1:03:46Yeah.
- 1:03:47Like, if you take away those last two games of the season,
- 1:03:52it was trash.
- 1:03:54So I just...
- 1:03:57I just don't see it.
- 1:03:59A lot of people think they're going to be like a sexy pick.
- 1:04:02I just...
- 1:04:04I think a lot of people...
- 1:04:05The public is going to be really high on them.
- 1:04:07You know, South Carolina ran out of fireworks during that...
- 1:04:11Congratulations.
- 1:04:12Ten-o-champ.
- 1:04:13Congratulations.
- 1:04:15Congratulations on your regular season win.
- 1:04:18I've said this many times.
- 1:04:23What if an Alabama fan said that to your face?
- 1:04:26I'm furious.
- 1:04:28I've said this many times.
- 1:04:32I don't know if I've said it on the show before.
- 1:04:34If Tennessee does not beat them by 40 points,
- 1:04:36I consider it a loss.
- 1:04:38Damn.
- 1:04:40Got to have revenge.
- 1:04:41I know.
- 1:04:42I want Josh Hyblot to dip his nutsack in Beamer's mouth.
- 1:04:45Beyond the lookout for Chris's minus 39 and a half Tennessee spread.
- 1:04:51Honestly?
- 1:04:52Probably.
- 1:04:53Let's have some fun.
- 1:04:55It's a little silly.
- 1:04:56I'll probably put a halfie in it on it and then put a full, you know, whatever the real spread.
- 1:05:00Yes.
- 1:05:02I mean, someone like USC fans have been chirping because this is like the one thing...
- 1:05:07They've talked more shit about this game than they have the Clemson game,
- 1:05:10and that's their supposed rival.
- 1:05:12Like they have not stopped talking about beating Tennessee.
- 1:05:16Excuse me.
- 1:05:18Sorry.
- 1:05:20I tried to hold in my...
- 1:05:22Someone asked Hyblot, it was like...
- 1:05:25I forget what the question was, but something regarding South Carolina,
- 1:05:28he was like, before the...
- 1:05:30In the every who was like having fun, laughing, joking,
- 1:05:32he was asking about South Carolina, he was like,
- 1:05:34Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go at him.
- 1:05:39He was like, I'm not fucking around.
- 1:05:42I'm going to score 60 points against these guys.
- 1:05:47Joe Billings is gonna throw,
- 1:05:49can't wait to throw that orange.
- 1:05:51I don't care.
- 1:05:5390 yard.
- 1:05:57When beat the fuck out of Florida, beat the fuck out of South Carolina,
- 1:06:03beat Alabama, other than that, we'll see.
- 1:06:06Beat Kentucky, obviously, but that's a given.
- 1:06:08So if it's a lose every other game, so if it's a four win season,
- 1:06:12you're okay.
- 1:06:13Five win, because Vandy...
- 1:06:17I mean, if we beat him by a combined a thousand points,
- 1:06:20I'll be fine.
- 1:06:23True.
- 1:06:24I had pristudin' seven or seven seconds.
- 1:06:26No, if we win, if those are the only five games we win,
- 1:06:28I'll be very mad.
- 1:06:30But...
- 1:06:31It'd be a high.
- 1:06:33It'd be highs in the season.
- 1:06:35It'd be funny if Alabama lost to a five win team.
- 1:06:38That'd be pretty cool.
- 1:06:41If we could hit 18.
- 1:06:43But I know I just said I was going to keep a motion out of it,
- 1:06:45and then proceed to not to,
- 1:06:47but South Carolina under six.
- 1:06:51Minus 150.
- 1:06:52Under five and a half.
- 1:06:53Under six.
- 1:06:54Under six.
- 1:06:55Yeah.
- 1:06:56Just straight six.
- 1:06:57Yep, that's what it is on MGM.
- 1:07:00All right, Sam, okay.
- 1:07:02Will, is that the only one you had?
- 1:07:04Yes.
- 1:07:05Okay, because I came unprepared.
- 1:07:07I had a very eventful week.
- 1:07:10I should probably just do this tomorrow.
- 1:07:13Just have it ready.
- 1:07:15Well...
- 1:07:17We all got anything else?
- 1:07:20No.
- 1:07:21All right.
- 1:07:23It's been an eventful show talking about Phillip Rivers.
- 1:07:25Yeah, a lot of it was talked about Phillip Rivers
- 1:07:28and how much he slams.
- 1:07:31Yeah.
- 1:07:35We talked about fashion.
- 1:07:37We talked about slamming and college football.
- 1:07:40This podcast...
- 1:07:41We're just guys being dudes.
- 1:07:46Everyone should listen to us.
- 1:07:48Yeah.
- 1:07:50All right, well, that's going to be it for us.
- 1:07:52Thank you so much for listening and watching.
- 1:07:56Follow us on Twitter.
- 1:07:57Ling is in the bio.
- 1:07:58Chris is gambling every day.
- 1:08:00Like a degenerate.
- 1:08:01Baseball has not been my friend lately.
- 1:08:04All right.
- 1:08:05Maybe just don't listen to Chris, but still follow the Twitter.
- 1:08:07Listen to half my picks.
- 1:08:09Yeah.
- 1:08:10Because half is up to you.
- 1:08:11Usually half of them win.
- 1:08:12Yeah, it's like Russian roulette.
- 1:08:14Just pick your four or five every day.
- 1:08:18All right, well, that's going to be it for us.
- 1:08:21There's three of us.
- 1:08:22Now let's make some money.
- 1:08:25Woo!
- 1:08:26Woo!
- 1:08:27Woo!
- 1:08:28Hi!