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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: The Black Bachelor · Off the Air

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Are you guys okay? You ready to do this podcast,
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Taco Bob?
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, I am.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Paramore Brown, who I just found out about two minutes ago,
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: is joining us this week for the Off the Air podcast,
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: which is great. We love having you in here. That's right.
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: Better late than never. That's what I say.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: You're just gawking at something on the TV. Paramore's going,
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: how do I look?
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't say it like that, people, but I did say,
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: how do I look?
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: If you're watching the live stream, you see his face.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: You've got your lined denim jacket.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Is that real sheepskin?
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Hello. You know, bad. You know what I'm saying? Bad.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: After all, it is in the upper 60s.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Hello, hello. Real for real. When it starts getting down
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: close to the 60s, it's time to pull it out, people.
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: Wait until next week. I got leather.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when do you level up to the leather long jacket,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: which you like to sport?
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: When they get down in the solid 60s, like about
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: 65 or 62, it's on. It's full of fledge. I
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: got the candy man and I got the slicker. I'm
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: ready to rock and roll, people.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Now, when we first met Paramore, that's what he was
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: always in. And I remember being out at different stuff,
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  Speaker 2: like we were giving away prizes. And here's this guy,
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: this slick gentleman in a Basically, it's a trench coat,
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: but a trench leather coat. Yeah. And I'm like, man,
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: what does he have under there? I didn't know if
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: it was going to be the guy like you see
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: up in New York with the watches and the fake watches.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: Or nothing.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: And the purses. Yeah, or nothing.
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lenny, what's the, from the, what was it? I've
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: been doing a good time.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: Lenny and Squiggy.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Lenny's from good times. The black dude,
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: he's a panhandler. He said, my name is Lenny.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Something about a penny.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I got everything, but it's not a penny or something
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: like that. But, yeah.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Good times.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: That was a damn good show, man.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: Dynamite. Yeah, JJ.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: That was when TV was really, really cool. None of
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: these stupid Survivor, you know.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, that show's like... Paramore, I bet I know
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  Speaker 1: who you like the most on that show. Hello. John Amos,
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: who played the dad.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: The dad, the dad. Straight forward, and that's how dad
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: was back in them days. You know what I'm saying?
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: He let the woman talk first. He let the woman
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: do that right there. But when things get out of hand.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: James!
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  Speaker 3: James!
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: Florida would always say to him, James!
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: And that's the key.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: His nostrils would flare.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm saying, but mine's bigger than his, though. I
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: got it.
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  Speaker 2: No, but yours don't flare like his did.
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  Speaker 3: No, but it used to. When I had my girls
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: and stuff, I got seven of them. So, you know,
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: I just sit back and I be quiet. And I
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: wait until that. I know they're getting. And when they
• 2:54
  Speaker 3: get about right up in there. Then my wife would say.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: About four foot eight he was doing for those that
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: are listening and can't see.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: Right when they get to the, they know everything age
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: and height.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then all of a sudden it's like, you know,
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: she'd call my name, part of my middle name. She'd say, Gene.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: And that's it. I didn't do two words, though. My
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: girls were so good. I didn't do two words. I'd say, Browns.
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't two words.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no. I'd say, well, one was brown and
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  Speaker 3: the other, roll up.
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  Speaker 2: All right, that's two words.
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  Speaker 3: What the devil?
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  Speaker 2: Roll up.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Because they're kids, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? And when dad speaks, they listen. You
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Now, do they pay attention? Until
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  Speaker 3: I leave the room. And then, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 3: whatever they were doing.
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  Speaker 2: My dad, it was, don't make me get out of
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  Speaker 2: this recliner and take off my belt. And you knew
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  Speaker 2: it was coming then.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. That was way too many words. Way too many words. Oh, no.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: He'd just say, the belt. We got that one, too.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: I literally got it. Hey, we've been talking before at
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: this whole Dine at Old Mate thing about your outfit.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: I noticed you haven't been wearing a lot of Dallas
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Cowboys apparel as of late.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: I have good news for you because you know how
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: I'm always half fuller. I try to be.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 2: The good news is that this weekend you take on
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: the Eagles. So there is a chance that you won't
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: rack up another loss.
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  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, back at the Rams.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: Do the Eagles got enough guys to field a team
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  Speaker 1: at this point?
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  Speaker 2: That's the only reason why I felt bad about saying that.
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: No offense, Paramore, but because of the Eagles, that whole situation.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: As long as we're talking about football, one of the–
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: side stories that's starting to really bubble is this heat
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: between Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Oh, really? So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So let's say the Monday night football guys, you know,
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: they were long time for years team on Fox and
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: then they left Fox and went to ESPN and, you know,
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: they've been parked to do doing Monday night football. Joe
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: just recently re-upped and I guess it was big fat deal. And,
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: Troy's contract is pretty much coming up and it sounds like, uh,
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Troy is strongly considering, uh, going elsewhere. There was apparently
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: a blow up between the two of them just before
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: the game, uh, the other week. And it was like
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  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: They were like, um, I heard bits and pieces of
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  Speaker 2: this story.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Are we going to have, uh, announcers or at least
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: two of them for tonight or no but they they
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: ended up you know being professional and they they went
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: on and did their thing but no if you if
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: you look look this up there's it's an ongoing issue
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: apparently that's been kind of building over the last few
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  Speaker 1: years it.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like fortunately ESPN for the for those games now
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  Speaker 2: has so many different people they could plug in you
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: know because Pat McAfee and his crew are doing the
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: sideline reporting for I think for ESPN 2 or something
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  Speaker 2: like that.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: Quick, cut to the Manning cast. Quick, come here.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. But, though, in all honesty, I think Aikman should
• 6:02
  Speaker 3: be looking at a little coaching stuff because, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying, like he.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: Has the motivation. He don't need that aggravation, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but, though, you know what I'm saying.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: You know what kind of bank he's making just for
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: calling a game a week?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but, though, we want it, though. Because, see, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, if you're getting into a dispute about a
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  Speaker 3: freaking casting role where you know that you, I mean, like,
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: you've been up on the, what, Jimmy Johnson, and you've
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: been up on the Stero King, Sooner guy, what his name?
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  Speaker 3: The one that let Bosworth do all the stuff.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: Barry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know what I'm saying? Like,
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  Speaker 3: he has the coaching ability, and he knows the dynamics
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  Speaker 3: of a lot of players. And plus, he studied football. So,
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: you know, a coaching gig, I'd be looking at that
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  Speaker 3: for you.
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  Speaker 1: I would.
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  Speaker 2: No way in hell I agree with Pat. If you
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  Speaker 2: have a. A TV gig in comparison to the stress
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  Speaker 2: of a coaching gig?
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  Speaker 1: If he's in a position where he can go sign
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  Speaker 1: another deal elsewhere, Fox or CBS would take him in
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  Speaker 1: a heartbeat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Hello, hello. But I think a coaching gig
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: is more your suit. That's me. But then again, my
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: suit is, oh, what?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, Sue?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because I'm going to jump off track. I
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: have to put it back on. I put the train
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: back on the track because I'm going to go over
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  Speaker 3: there to the Asian or the Oriental Express.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on to that.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Hold on, because there's some more to talk about on
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: this other subject.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right. With that, I think he throws
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  Speaker 2: everybody for a loop and just says, screw it, I'm retiring.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: Good luck on your own.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: You know, as I watched games that those two called
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: over the last 20-plus years or whatever, there were times
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: as a viewer, I'm like, I'd like to fight that
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Joe Buck guy. Oh, yeah. It just, at times, just
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: comes across as, am I off there or no?
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: A little smug and know-it-all-ish.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what I'm saying? You always got
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: to have the good cop back. I've got to put
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: it that way. But you always got a good guy
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: and bad guy. You always have to have that guy
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: that you have to, and then you have to have
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  Speaker 3: the smooth guy. That comes in to smooth everything over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that pretty well, actually.
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  Speaker 1: We get. But that said, I get, and Taco will
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: second me on this. I don't even have to ask.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: You work that long with someone in a confined situation.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: It boils over from time to time. We had a
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: boil over about eight months ago. Hello. And it happens.
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: It happens.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: And we literally want it. freaking knock each other out.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: No, but we just know shit happens and you just
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: move along.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: That part, that's the realness of it, you know what
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: I'm saying? Because if anybody ever agree with everything you say,
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: they lying to you. You know what I'm saying? But
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? Like that's how friendship becomes
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: stronger because you know what I'm saying? Like ain't no
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: way in the world that both of y'all can't agree
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: on 100%.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. No, we don't. That's why the show works. Yes,
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: that's right. And it works so good. And speaking of which,
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: this would probably be a good play. I wasn't even
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: going to say anything about this, but I'll bring it
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: up because it's the podcast, and we like to pull
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: back the curtain a little bit here.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: The story comes out of the closet.
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  Speaker 3: What the devil? No, no, no, no.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be 100% honest here and genuine as
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: I can possibly be.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: I know what he's talking about.
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: You guys have no idea how close it came to
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: where the day before Halloween was going to be my
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: last day here.
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: What?
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: I've been for the last almost three months on a
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: temporary agreement.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: And I could tell at times that it was stressing
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: you out of your mind.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: To work here. Doing our job, we were required to
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: sign an agreement, a contract. And mine was up. and
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: you get into this, you know, back and forth to
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: to re-up or go your separate ways or whatever. And
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: it's been a, it's been a more of a struggle
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: than I had hoped it would be over the last
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: few months. And it really, it caused me to sit
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: down and really think about a lot of stuff where
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: I am, where I want to be, what's next after
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: this place? And you think I joke when I bring
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: up the drawbridge thing.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: About wanting to just be, when I'm done with this job,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: be a drawbridge.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: I could see you doing it.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: That plan came very close to becoming, happening sooner rather
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: than later. So with that, yesterday I did agree to
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: sign up for another tour of duty. Okay, good.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: I was wondering because I noticed on my side behind
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: the scenes, I know you've been stressed out of your
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: mind because I've known you. We've worked together for 30 years.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: But I know how stressed out you've been. And today
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: I could tell them, like, they're either right at the
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: end of the agreement where it's going to be agreed
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: today or I think they might have worked something out
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: because I could see a little weight lifted off.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: It's– I had to go through it.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: I know what it's like.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: But there was something different this time, and it wasn't
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: pleasant at all, ever.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't like our taste. I had the same taste.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: And, you know, I will credit right now for deciding
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: to sign up and continue going on. It was a.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: My wife and I spent a long portion of our
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: anniversary weekend discussing this and what to do or what
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: not to do. And to be honest, again, I'm just
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: being completely honest here. We're in a position where if
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: I wanted to just say, okay, that's it. We have
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: a backup plan where it's not the end of the world.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: It's not.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: It is absolutely not. Learned that lesson last time we were,
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: you know, heave ho.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: And I knew, I knew that if you decided not to,
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'll just go where they plug me
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: in over at 104 or whatever. But I was like,
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: you're the grown man. He's got to make his decisions.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: This is why I'm like, you know how that goes.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: With contracts, his is none of my business. Mine's none
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: of his business. The thing that we all learned when
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: we were 14 or 15 years old, one major rule
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: in working is you never ask somebody. what they make.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: And fired for that. That part's not even the most
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: important part. It's just the way this whole thing unfolded.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: It was ugly.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: It was ugly, much uglier than I have ever experienced and,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: or ever want to experience again. And the only reason
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing this up is because Bob was, was spot
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: on with his, uh, analysis that, uh, you know, it
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: was weighing heavily on me.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Um, And this is a subject that you'll never hear
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: us talk about this. We don't. We've never really talked
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: about this. But the only reason I'm bringing it up
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: is it was that close to where I was. I knew.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I had already told my wife. I said, I've known
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Pat long enough. He's on the edge. I was like,
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: let's just go ahead and sell the house now. And
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: then that way I have a shit ton of money
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: in the bank. Hey, in your agreement, the one thing
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: that I will ask, there's not a clause of me
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: giving you hand jobs once a year or anything, right?
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: What the devil?
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to even dignify that with an answer
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: or a response.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: We think we have that drawn up in your content.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: That was my next question.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, if Pat goes and you go, then.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: What the devil? You'll be doing mornings.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: That'll be the power of five hours.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: They'll check off every EEOC boxer in one fell swoop. Okay.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: We have an elderly black man hosting mornings.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: What did this button do? Oh, that button. Oh, okay.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: No, that button right there.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you got it figured out. I didn't want
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: to ask you. I was just going to wait until
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: you said something. I haven't talked to the boss because
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: when you had first mentioned something to me, you go,
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not under contract. And I said, what? You and
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: I talked and Say, Rick hadn't said anything?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: No.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: And then Rick said to me, Pat, he hadn't said
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: anything to you that we're discussing. And I go, no,
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I stay out of shit. I said, he just mentioned
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: something the other day. But nothing was.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I go, I don't want to know.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I said, I don't want to know.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: I'm a big boy.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I'll wrap it up with this comment. I'm glad it's
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: behind me at this point. It has been just a
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: few months that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: That was crazy, man.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: It did not need to get to that. It never
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: should have.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: But can I ask you something? Are you just going
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: to do like a golfer does with his bad shot
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: and just, okay, it didn't need to get there and
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: get that out of your mind?
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: It's out of my mind. Good. That's what matters. It's
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: out of my mind. It's an honest question. I love
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: my job. I love each and every one of you
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: in this room and each and every one of you
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: listening who have afforded me the opportunity to make what
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: my hobby is, is my job, essentially, which is, that's
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: the dream come true of any American, to try to
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: do what you love and make money doing it. You know.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Somebody said something to me, and I know you'll think, Pat,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: this is too sunshine, rainbows, all that stuff, but somebody
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: mentioned something to me, and it made a lot of sense.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: My friend Jen said, With her husband, got this huge promotion,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: and he was having to work. And he is currently
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: working until getting home to his wife and two daughters
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: at like 8, 30, 9 o'clock at night when they're
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: elementary school kids. And she said, reminded him, you prayed
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: for this job years and years and years ago.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: You got it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: You and I, years and years and years ago. We
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: begged and prayed to be in radio, basically. Like, we
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: could do that? Man, I was going to be a
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: garbage man in California.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: We could do this? It pays well. I know. Well,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: that's what I was going to do. In California, yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: In the living.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, though, it pays damn well. They have
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: great salary. I looked into it when I was in
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: high school.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: What the devil?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I was going to surf and be a garbage man.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: It was simple.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good plan.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Priorities, baby. All right, so anyway, done. The conversation's over.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you all know that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Good times. Let's go into good times.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Dynamite. Hello. Come on, give us one.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, dynamite.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, dynamite. Okay, hello. But anywho.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Let's see how he transitions, Pat.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, I can't translate.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you pivot to from this.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I do. I go into the Oriental Express.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, can we set this up a little bit in
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: case someone's just coming in cold to this? Paramore insinuated
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, the last time we had him
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: on the podcast, that he was actively open to another relationship. Yeah, yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Like, since my wife passed,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: that's been like about, ooh, like about eight and a half,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: almost nine years. I have been like, yeah, I've been
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: like damaged goods and stuff. But lately, you know what
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'm saying? Like, I've been, you know, opened up my
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: mind a little bit.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And things have been going good for you? Yes, sir.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Yes, things have been going real good. So
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking like, okay, maybe I'm mentally stable enough to,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, to entertain, you know what
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, a female in my life. So I'm looking
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I'll do it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: What the devil? You know what I'm saying?
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: It's got to be a female. It can't be nothing else.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I think we understand. Hello, that part.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: But anywho, you know what I'm saying? And I've been
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: looking at the women's dynamics. You know what I'm saying?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at the white women. I'm looking at the
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: black women. I'm looking at the Chinese women. Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: That's what latest he seems to settle on.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that part.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Specifically Chinese or just?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Asian.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Asian. Asian women, they tend to be a little bit
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: more gravitary towards the needs and satisfaction. And they love money.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: They love money. See, you know what I'm saying? But therefore, then,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: that's the part that I have to work with a
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: little bit on the money-loving part. But the other part
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: and stuff- Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, boy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: So that said, is there someone that you're actively engaged with? No. Oh,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: this is the profile you're looking for. What about the
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: woman that you were buying? Stop the bus here. You
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: know what he gauges this off of? Because I was
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: on a local... TV.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Station, news station, looking for a topic, and he saw
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: an Asian lady.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: He goes, ooh. So how shallow is that?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: It was based off of a good-looking Asian lady on
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: the internet.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right. 100%, and you can deny this,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: or you can do it, whatever. But us men, we
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: go by sight. We go by sight. We see something
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: that look good, and it can be deaf. And he's like, wow, okay, yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: How are you going to talk to her if she's deaf?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: No, it can be deaf if you see something. Oh, deaf.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I can't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: That Robin Williams.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to say, I'm going to jump
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: the train again. Okay, let's focus here.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So you're interested in dating an Asian woman.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's quite a few. Asian women who listen
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: to this radio station.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, but I have some, what do you call it?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Are you on any of the apps? No, uh-uh, no, no.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: He has some requirements.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: There you go, that word. Three requisites? Yes, yes, yes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: All right, number one, I'm not a green card person. Recipient.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Provider.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't want to facilitate someone who's just okay, understood.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: My brother did that, and he woke up to eating
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: rice for breakfast. That marriage lasted about a couple weeks,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: so don't do that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can teach you how to cook grits, though.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I can teach you how to cook grits.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Very similar.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Hello, hello, that part.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Requirement number one.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Requirement number two is you will not have 100%
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: control over the money. That's it. And requirement number three,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: don't lie to me. That's it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Now, the money thing, that would be if it became
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: official like a marriage. I mean, you can't be telling
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: someone just that a dating thing there, they don't... They're
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: not going to be looking to control you.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: But see, if you put down the ground rules, then
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Set the expectations. Make it known ahead of time.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes. And transition to be, you know what
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, it won't be, oh, no, I didn't know this. Oh, yes,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: you did. You know what I'm saying, from the beginning.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: So you said a pre-word with prerequisites, and now we
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: have another pre-word, prenuptial. If you get to that place, yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: prenup it. Who cares? Everybody's doing it now.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it becomes almost like a business transaction.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Would you get married again if it got to that
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: level of commitment?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Baby steps.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, real baby steps, real short little steps. If it's perfect.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: It's got to be. It's got to be.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Woman of your dreams. She gets on with all your kids. Yeah, yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: But no, that's not going to happen because I got
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: seven daughters. They got seven personalities. And they ain't got
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: seven times to deal with seven times that. And then
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: that's 21 to 48 to 49.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: No, uh-uh, no.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: So many personalities that females have. Okay.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Well, now that all this is out there and it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: known that you're throwing the line in the water.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: That's it. If someone is, how do they connect with you?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: What do you, how are you asking? I'm working on that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm working on that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my Instagram and my Facebook and my,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: the other page.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Where's the dating apps?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: The dating apps.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Try out Grindr. No.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: What is that? No, no, no.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Any day nap you give me is a no-no. My
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: daughter's in the promotion department had made me a day nap,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: and I have yet to go on it. But it
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: got me listed as non-binary.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yeah, yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: They got me listed as non-binary. And that's Leckie, my daughter.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: No, you wanted to say 100% black man. Hello.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Six foot two, 197 pounds,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: still can move, and 63 years old. Ain't slow, but
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sturdy.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, put it this way. Baby steps is... He's right
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: now looking for the lady pack. Guess what he's doing today?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: He's got somebody downstairs buffing and waxing his Escalade.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. You're riding with the Escalade today.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Ladies, I'm not rich. I'm not rich.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? But I don't sell drugs neither.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Not anymore.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: What the devil?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What year is that, Escalade?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Huh? What year is that? It's 2018. It's a big body.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: It got three-row passengers. It's pretty good. It gets, like,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: on a full tank, like, 612 miles per gallon.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Does it have the captain's chairs in the second row?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: The captain's chairs?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: The second one is a bench. You know what I'm saying?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: So the first one, you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: me and her... We're riding comfort, and the kids crap
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: on the whole long.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you got Grandpa cruising, man. You got the
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: grandkids on the date, everybody. That's going to be an
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: awesome date.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: That part.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Well, we got to get you a love connection then, man.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Hello, hello. I got age preference. I got age preference.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, we got to go through the rest of the
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: requirements here.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Age preference, it goes from 27 to 40.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: You're in your 60s. That is just. Some would say shallow.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: That's not shallow. I want what I want. If a
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: man can't get what he want, you know what I'm saying?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You say shallow and stuff like that. Some might say shallow.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: We didn't say we say it's shallow.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I say he say it's shallow, but I'm saying I'm
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: getting what I want because she's going to get what
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: she needs.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: You can't always get what you want, but you can
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: try sometimes.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: And you might find you get what you need.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: She's getting that, so check it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I think we just came up with something right now
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: that we need to follow through on.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: A paramour dating game.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: A lot of times we don't follow through, whether we
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: do it on the air and then have those three
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: come in and he'll go on a date with, or
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: in the 409 we have like, I don't know, 18,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: we'll start with, say, 12 participants. And I know that
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: can be tough.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Let me, I want to, I know this is one
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: of these things that, go ahead.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying we're just spitballing here. Let's not spitball
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: on the podcast and talk to the boss friend.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yes. Here's what's going to happen. I want you just
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: to understand this.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I'm listening.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: If we throw this idea out there. Mm-hmm. Initially, oh,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: that's great. We need more stuff like this out of
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you guys. The second we tell you it's only open
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to Asian women between the ages of 27 and 40,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: they are going to ring so many red flags up
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: in the air. We're not saying that. But he just did.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Why are they.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Going to throw red flags on my preference, on my life?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: He can have— What? I'm not saying I have a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: problem with it. I'm just saying you run it up
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the legal flagpole. It's not Asian only. Take that out
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: of the equation. No Asian equation. Here's what we got.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: We have black women, white women, Puerto Rican women, Dominican.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Women, whatever. It's open to women. Don't you agree? He
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: knows what he wants. Hello.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: But you see, it's just like the day when I
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: seen a young man walking with his head down. What
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: did I say?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Get off your phone. Yeah, hold your head up. Hold
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: your head up.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Because they walk down and stuff.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying? And then, yeah, if
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: you're walking with a phone, I can barely text. So,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: you know, I stop and sit down somewhere. And I
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: text with my thumb or text with my finger. That's
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: how I text. That's like that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Whatever. You know what I'm saying?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I see people walking like this right here, and they
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: got their head down and stuff. You know, I see,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: you know, most of the young kids and stuff walking down, boom, boom, boom.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: And then I see some grownups doing it. But then
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: most of the women from 27 to 40, they automatically
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: have this, you know what I'm saying, mystique about themselves
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: that they hold their heads up. And they walk straight,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? And they make eye contact,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? And some of them even,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, smile at you. You know,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: most of the people that does that is the Asian.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, black women,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: they either look at you, you know what I'm saying, like,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: what's next? You know what I'm saying? White women look
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: at you like... He's on my purse. Okay, yeah. You
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? And
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Dominican women, they, you know what I'm saying, they show
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: you their machete. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: they ain't with that.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Puerto Rican women, you know what I'm saying?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Now, what about the Vietnamese women? You've got firsthand experience.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You had two trips to Vietnam.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yes. Vietnamese women are very, very, very lovely,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: and they're nice, and they're clean.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Are they eligible?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: So you know what I'm saying? Vietnamese, Thai, Philippine, Guam, Bogota,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: How about Venezuela?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Huh? Venezuela is kind of Spanish, but no. Some of
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: them are, oh, my God, some of them can cook, though. Oh,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: my God, some of them can cook.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Pat, I'm telling you, we set up just like.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Venezuela's women, they can cook.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: This is, with our show, you only have a certain
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: amount of women.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: They're not Asian, though.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: No, no, but I've been to Venezuela. And the little
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: time that I was there at Venezuela, I used to
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: have a little cook, you know what I'm saying? And she, oh,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: my God, she can cook. And she used to say, like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I take my time and I teach my children because
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: if they want to get a good husband, a good man,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: they have to learn how to keep his belly full and,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: you know, keep him happy. Yeah, that part.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: We only have a deep enough pool of women with
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: the Lindsay Taco Show. So if you're trying to just get,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: as Pat was saying, we're going to get red flagged.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And I don't know who we can blow up. We
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: leave it open to all women. Set them up on
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: three dates, Pat. We'll send them to my buddy's restaurant,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Big Taco. Hello.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: And- Oh, just stop with the trying to.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Because that way, sales would get involved and say, yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: it's a paramount. Hello.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: You like it?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm loving it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I'm loving it. You know what I'm saying? Like, you
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? I can even take them to Petty's.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I take them to Petty's.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: And then make a mistake.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Not a mistake. Make them a mistake.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Why not take them home and show them your new diner?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: garage door?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: That was a possibility. On your house that has well-hung
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: gutters on it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Hello. You know what I'm saying?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Make it a round, well-round trip.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: And you could buy her an engagement ring at International
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Diamond Center.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like we're all at Wayne's World.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: But now, women's, and this is real.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Is it okay if they wear glasses? We got you
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: covered there at 2020 Eyeglass Superstore. Okay, no comment on that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: If you want to buy a new house together... We
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: can get you covered with the Nickley group.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Does that cover all of them?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: You know damn well that if you buy that house
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: and the AC is not good, the Nickley group is
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: going to help you with it. But then we're going
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: to have our buddy Leon Mills take care of you there.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: See what I'm saying?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, ladies. You start drinking.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: We're going to get you some cold beer.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Hello. See, I got all the things covered. You know
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: All of this stuff is eligible only for dating the
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: black man.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Can you do it or will you do it?
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: That's the question.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Hello. All right. If you're ready to move the ball
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: forward on this.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We'll help round up some potential suitors.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. See, ladies, hey, and like
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I say, I'm good at two things and two things only.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I'm good at. And that's providing and protecting. That's it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: All right. Before this gets too far down the road,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: we need to hit Rick with this, give him the
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: framework of what we're talking about so we can avoid
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: stepping in any potholes.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I already have the title. Just made it up.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: The Black Bachelor. We have the elderly bachelor.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: The golden bachelor. You have the golden bachelor.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Now somebody's going to say the black bee. I know
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: somebody's going to say it. I know somebody's going to
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: say it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: It's black bachelor. We've got a framework here. Let's start
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: working with this.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: It'll probably be after Thanksgiving because you're going to be
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: busy having Thanksgiving with my family.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. We'll both get sidetracked here, Pat.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: There you go. All right.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I think that's enough. This certainly was a revealing podcast.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Didn't expect it to be this going into it, but
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: that's why you just say paramour. You want to come
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: on and all the balls.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Hey, my thing is, is always to promote people. And
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm doing here.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Yourself. Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Kind of selfish here, but no. Hello. Okay.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Pat was landing the plane. You just hit turbulence.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: All right. We're saying goodbye now.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you for checking out the Off the Air podcast.