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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter 22 The Bennets were engaged to dine with the Lucases,
- 0:06Speaker 1: and again, during the chief of the day, was Miss
- 0:10Speaker 1: Lucas so kind as to listen to Mr Collins. Elizabeth
- 0:15Speaker 1: took an opportunity of thanking her. It keeps him in
- 0:19Speaker 1: good humour, said she, and I am more obliged to
- 0:23Speaker 1: you than I can express. Charlotte assured her friend. of
- 0:29Speaker 1: her satisfaction in being useful, and that it amply repaid
- 0:33Speaker 1: her for the little sacrifice of her time. This was
- 0:36Speaker 1: very amiable, but Charlotte's kindness extended farther than Elizabeth had
- 0:42Speaker 1: any conception of. Its object was nothing less than to
- 0:47Speaker 1: secure her from any return of Mr Collins's addresses, by
- 0:52Speaker 1: engaging them towards herself. Such was Miss Lucas's scheme, and
- 0:57Speaker 1: appearances were so favourable that when they parted at night
- 1:02Speaker 1: she would have felt almost sure of success if he
- 1:06Speaker 1: had not been to leave Hertfordshire so very soon. But
- 1:10Speaker 1: here she did injustice to the fire and independence of
- 1:14Speaker 1: his character, for it led him to escape out of
- 1:18Speaker 1: Longbourn House the next morning with admirable slyness, and hasten
- 1:24Speaker 1: to Lucas Lodge to throw himself at her feet. He
- 1:29Speaker 1: was anxious to avoid the notice of his cousins, from
- 1:32Speaker 1: a conviction that, if they saw him depart, they could
- 1:37Speaker 1: not fail to conjecture his design, and he was not
- 1:41Speaker 1: willing to have the attempt known till its success could
- 1:44Speaker 1: be known likewise. For, though feeling almost secure and with reason,
- 1:50Speaker 1: for Charlotte had been tolerably encouraging, He was comparatively diffident
- 1:56Speaker 1: since the adventure of Wednesday. His reception, however, was of
- 2:02Speaker 1: the most flattering kind. Miss Lucas perceived him from an
- 2:07Speaker 1: upper window as he walked towards the house, and instantly
- 2:12Speaker 1: set out to meet him accidentally in the lane. But
- 2:16Speaker 1: little had she dared to hope that so much love
- 2:20Speaker 1: and eloquence awaited her there. In as short a time
- 2:24Speaker 1: as Mr Collins's long speeches would allow, everything was settled
- 2:29Speaker 1: between them to the satisfaction of both. And as they
- 2:33Speaker 1: entered the house, he earnestly entreated her to name the
- 2:38Speaker 1: day that was to make him the happiest of men.
- 2:43Speaker 1: And though such a solicitation must be waived for the present,
- 2:48Speaker 1: the lady felt no inclination to trifle with his happiness.
- 2:53Speaker 1: the stupidity with which he was favoured by nature, must
- 2:57Speaker 1: guard his courtship from any charm that could make a
- 3:01Speaker 1: woman wish for its continuance. And Miss Lucas, who accepted
- 3:06Speaker 1: him solely from the pure and disinterested desire of an establishment,
- 3:12Speaker 1: cared not how soon that establishment were gained. Sir William
- 3:17Speaker 1: and Lady Lucas were speedily applied to for their consent.
- 3:22Speaker 1: and it was bestowed with a most joyful alacrity. Mr.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Collins's present circumstances made it a most eligible match for
- 3:32Speaker 1: their daughter, to whom they could give little fortune, and
- 3:36Speaker 1: his prospects of future wealth were exceedingly fair. Lady Lucas
- 3:41Speaker 1: began directly to calculate, with more interest than the matter
- 3:46Speaker 1: had ever excited before, how many years longer Mr Bennett
- 3:51Speaker 1: was likely to live. And Sir William gave it as
- 3:55Speaker 1: his decided opinion that whenever Mr Collins should be in
- 3:59Speaker 1: possession of the Longbourn estate, it would be highly expedient
- 4:05Speaker 1: that both he and his wife should make their appearance
- 4:09Speaker 1: at St James's. The whole family, in short, were properly
- 4:14Speaker 1: overjoyed on the occasion. the younger girls formed hopes of
- 4:19Speaker 1: coming out a year or two sooner than they might
- 4:22Speaker 1: otherwise have done. And the boys were relieved from their
- 4:27Speaker 1: apprehension of Charlotte's dying and old maid. Charlotte herself was
- 4:33Speaker 1: tolerably composed. She had gained her point, and had time
- 4:38Speaker 1: to consider of it. Her reflections were in general satisfactory.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Mr Collins, to be sure, was neither sensible nor agreeable.
- 4:49Speaker 1: His society was irksome, and his attachment to her must
- 4:53Speaker 1: be imaginary. But still, he would be her husband. Without
- 4:58Speaker 1: thinking highly either of men or of matrimony, marriage had
- 5:03Speaker 1: always been her object. It was the only honourable provision
- 5:08Speaker 1: for well-educated young women of small fortune, and, however uncertain
- 5:14Speaker 1: of giving happiness, must be their pleasantest preservative from want.
- 5:19Speaker 1: This preservative she had now obtained. And at the age
- 5:23Speaker 1: of twenty-seven, without having ever been handsome, she felt all
- 5:28Speaker 1: the good luck of it. The least agreeable circumstance in
- 5:33Speaker 1: the business was the surprise it must occasion to Elizabeth Bennet,
- 5:39Speaker 1: whose friendship she valued beyond that of any other person.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Elizabeth would wonder, and probably would blame her, and though
- 5:49Speaker 1: her resolution was not to be shaken, her feelings must
- 5:53Speaker 1: be hurt by such a disapprobation. She resolved to give
- 5:58Speaker 1: her the information herself, and therefore charged Mr Collins, when
- 6:04Speaker 1: he returned to Longbourn to dinner, to drop no hint
- 6:09Speaker 1: of what had passed before any of the family. A
- 6:13Speaker 1: promise of secrecy was of course very dutifully given, but
- 6:18Speaker 1: it could not be kept without difficulty, for the curiosity
- 6:22Speaker 1: excited by his long absence burst forth in such very
- 6:26Speaker 1: direct questions on his return, as required some ingenuity to evade.
- 6:32Speaker 1: And he was, at the same time, exercising great self-denial,
- 6:38Speaker 1: for he was longing to publish his prosperous love. As
- 6:44Speaker 1: he was to begin his journey too early on the
- 6:47Speaker 1: morrow to see any of the family, the ceremony of
- 6:51Speaker 1: leave-taking was performed when the ladies moved for the night.
- 6:57Speaker 1: And Mrs Bennet, with great politeness and cordiality, said how
- 7:02Speaker 1: happy they should be to see him at Longbourn again,
- 7:05Speaker 1: whenever his other engagements might allow him to visit them.
- 7:11Speaker 1: My dear madam, he replied, This invitation is particularly gratifying,
- 7:18Speaker 1: because it is what I have been hoping to receive.
- 7:21Speaker 1: And you may be very certain that I shall avail
- 7:25Speaker 1: myself of it as soon as possible. They were all astonished,
- 7:31Speaker 1: and Mr. Bennet, who could by no means wish for
- 7:34Speaker 1: so speedy a return, immediately said, But is there not
- 7:39Speaker 1: danger of Lady Catherine's disapprobation here, my good sir? you
- 7:44Speaker 1: had better neglect your relations than run the risk of
- 7:47Speaker 1: offending your patroness. My dear sir, replied Mr Collins, I
- 7:54Speaker 1: am particularly obliged to you for this friendly caution, and
- 7:59Speaker 1: you may depend upon my not taking so material a
- 8:02Speaker 1: step without her ladyship's concurrence. You cannot be too much
- 8:08Speaker 1: on your guard, risk anything rather than her displeasure. And
- 8:13Speaker 1: if you find it likely to be raised by your
- 8:15Speaker 1: coming to us again, which I should think exceedingly probable,
- 8:20Speaker 1: stay quietly at home and be satisfied that we shall
- 8:24Speaker 1: take no offence. Believe me, my dear sir, my gratitude
- 8:31Speaker 1: is warmly excited by such affectionate attention. And, depend upon it,
- 8:38Speaker 1: you will speedily receive from me a letter of thanks
- 8:41Speaker 1: for this. as well as for every other mark of
- 8:44Speaker 1: your regard during my stay in Hertfordshire. As for my
- 8:48Speaker 1: fair cousins, though my absence may not be long enough
- 8:51Speaker 1: to render it necessary, I shall now take the liberty
- 8:55Speaker 1: of wishing them health and happiness, not accepting my cousin Elizabeth.
- 9:03Speaker 1: With proper civilities, the ladies then withdrew, all of them
- 9:08Speaker 1: equally surprised to find that he meditated, a quick return. Mrs.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Bennet wished to understand by it that he thought of
- 9:18Speaker 1: paying his addresses to one of her younger girls, and
- 9:22Speaker 1: Mary might have been prevailed on to accept him. She
- 9:27Speaker 1: rated his abilities much higher than any of the others.
- 9:32Speaker 1: There was a solidity in his reflections which often struck her,
- 9:37Speaker 1: and though by no means so clever as herself, She
- 9:41Speaker 1: thought that, if encouraged to read and improve himself by
- 9:45Speaker 1: such an example as hers, he might become a very
- 9:49Speaker 1: agreeable companion. But on the following morning, every hope of
- 9:54Speaker 1: this kind was done away. Miss Lucas called soon after breakfast.
- 10:01Speaker 1: and in a private conference with Elizabeth related the event
- 10:04Speaker 1: of the day before. The possibility of Mr Collins's fancying
- 10:10Speaker 1: himself in love with her friend had once occurred to
- 10:14Speaker 1: Elizabeth within the last day or two, but that Charlotte
- 10:17Speaker 1: could encourage him seemed almost as far from possibility as
- 10:23Speaker 1: that she could encourage him herself. And her astonishment was
- 10:28Speaker 1: consequently so great as to overcome at first the bounds
- 10:32Speaker 1: of decorum, and she could not help crying out, Engage
- 10:37Speaker 1: to Mr. Collins, my dear Charlotte Impossible! The steady countenance
- 10:44Speaker 1: which Miss Lucas had commanded in telling her story gave
- 10:48Speaker 1: way to a momentary confusion here on receiving so direct
- 10:52Speaker 1: a reproach. Though, as it was no more than she expected,
- 10:57Speaker 1: she soon regained her composure, and calmly replied, Why should
- 11:03Speaker 1: you be surprised, my dear Eliza? Do you think it
- 11:07Speaker 1: incredible that Mr. Collins should be able to procure any
- 11:10Speaker 1: woman's good opinion, because he was not so happy as
- 11:14Speaker 1: to succeed with you? But Elizabeth had now recollected herself, and,
- 11:23Speaker 1: making a strong effort for it, was able to assure her,
- 11:27Speaker 1: with tolerable firmness, that the prospect of their relationship was
- 11:31Speaker 1: highly grateful to her, and that she wished her all
- 11:35Speaker 1: imaginable happiness. I see what you are feeling, replied Charlotte.
- 11:43Speaker 1: You must be surprised, very much surprised. so lately as Mr.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Collins was wishing to marry you. But when you have
- 11:52Speaker 1: had time to think it all over, I hope you
- 11:55Speaker 1: will be satisfied with what I have done. I am
- 11:58Speaker 1: not romantic, you know. I never was. I ask only
- 12:03Speaker 1: a comfortable home. And, considering Mr. Collins' character, connections, and
- 12:11Speaker 1: situation in life, I am convinced that my chance of
- 12:15Speaker 1: happiness with him is as fair as most people can
- 12:18Speaker 1: boast on entering the marriage state. Elizabeth quietly answered, undoubtedly,
- 12:27Speaker 1: and after an awkward pause, they returned to the rest
- 12:31Speaker 1: of the family. Charlotte did not stay much longer, and
- 12:35Speaker 1: Elizabeth was then left to reflect on what she had heard.
- 12:40Speaker 1: It was a long time before she became at all reconciled,
- 12:44Speaker 1: to the idea of so unsuitable a match. The strangeness
- 12:49Speaker 1: of Mr Collins' making two offers of marriage within three
- 12:53Speaker 1: days was nothing in comparison of his being now accepted.
- 12:58Speaker 1: She had always felt that Charlotte's opinion of matrimony was
- 13:01Speaker 1: not exactly like her own, but she could not have
- 13:05Speaker 1: supposed it possible that when called into action, she would
- 13:10Speaker 1: have sacrificed every better feeling to worldly advantage. Charlotte, the
- 13:17Speaker 1: wife of Mr Collins, was a most humiliating picture, and
- 13:22Speaker 1: to the pang of a friend disgracing herself and sunk
- 13:26Speaker 1: in her esteem was added the distressing conviction that it
- 13:31Speaker 1: was impossible for that friend to be tolerably happy in
- 13:36Speaker 1: the lot she had chosen.