Some People Can Think Quick Under Pressure, Then There's Greg

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day · Mar 25, 2026 · 1m

32-year-old Gregory Dolcine was pulled over in Geneva, FL for going too fast, 101 mph in a 55 mph zone. His excuse was a bit of a head-scratcher. He told the officer he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway." Just how fast was the animal running, Greg? And was IT chasing YOU?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.