Latest / The Whitfield Report / TWR Saturday | A Post Thanksgiving Odysee

Transcript

TWR Saturday | A Post Thanksgiving Odysee · The Whitfield Report

• 0:07
  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
• 0:12
  Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics
• 0:15
  current events and pop culture. This is he's the Whitfield
• 0:20
  Report with Sam Whitfield. I just have to start off the
• 0:32
  show by saying fuck YouTube. Fuck YouTube, broiler.
• 0:39
  Yay. but, Amazing cat videos or videos of
• 1:08
  raccoons eating hot dogs burn the motherfucker down.
• 1:11
  We can we'll find those those videos will find a home
• 1:15
  Elsewhere for sure. Let's bring down, YT, m and d,
• 1:18
  let's just do that. Hmm, why Tim Indian vine?
• 1:22
  That's all we ever really needed as a civilization.
• 1:26
  Yeah, but Vine was actually good and then that's what I mean.
• 1:31
  Everything. Good.
• 1:33
  They got to find this. Good Sammy.
• 1:35
  You know why Vaughn was good? I'll tell you.
• 1:37
  Mine was good because it was six fucking seconds.
• 1:39
  You had six seconds to do. Whatever it is.
• 1:42
  You wanted to convey get across. And if you were fucking doing
• 1:45
  comedy, that shit had to be fucking refined gold to it,
• 1:49
  within six goddamn seconds. I say that even though a lot of
• 1:52
  Lacey, good videos were made, but nowadays is just, when you
• 1:56
  have too much time, she can go on too long limitations, breed
• 2:01
  creativity. And we don't have that anymore.
• 2:04
  I feel like it wasn't buying wasn't cluttered like Tick-Tock
• 2:08
  is either you. I was relatively clean probably
• 2:13
  wasn't Chinese either. Also Drew also was not spyware,
• 2:20
  you're gonna say but anyway. Well, happy holidays.
• 2:28
  Gentlemen, I guess and Ladies If any are watching Good evening,
• 2:33
  folks. Happy holidays, welcome to the
• 2:36
  show, right? Sammy.
• 2:38
  Well here on Odyssey. Welcome to Odyssey where you can
• 2:44
  send me donations Dracula. Hell yeah.
• 2:48
  I was so excited at the thought of maybe him saying where you
• 2:52
  can say gamer words, I was like oh fuck the next one.
• 2:56
  Oh he was he was saying yeah. Clip.
• 3:09
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 3:13
  Tweeted out. I tweeted out last week.
• 3:15
  I'm like, Sammy's been slurs on. Are you guys come and donate and
• 3:19
  I told him I'm like, hey man, I just advertise this, you better
• 3:21
  and he was like, nigger faggot I would never pick.
• 3:27
  Okay. Old-school Gamers and I like I
• 3:33
  like this. Let's not be the the words.
• 3:45
  I say them every week. Like I mean, literally, every
• 3:48
  week. I know.
• 3:49
  But aggressors. Yeah.
• 3:51
  Leon are look. And the point, the point that I
• 3:54
  want to make Sammy before you say, any damn thing is It's
• 3:58
  fucked up, but Sammy's YouTube channel getting banned is, there
• 4:01
  are hundreds. I mean, hundreds of episodes of
• 4:05
  me drunk as shit being like, fucking nigger.
• 4:08
  This and Jew faggot, that, and, you know, just all of them
• 4:13
  aggressively, most of the time trying to be funny, but still
• 4:16
  using them aggressive. And he got his fucking eyes
• 4:19
  Channel struck for having a conversation with his friend.
• 4:21
  Who's a? What is he again?
• 4:23
  He's like, he's like a congressional.
• 4:25
  He's a congressional staffer. So Right?
• 4:29
  When I when I did the interview with him, you know, I kept the
• 4:32
  game of words, you know, they were in that episode.
• 4:37
  I asked my friend for like five minutes because he was, he was
• 4:43
  in DC on January 6. And I asked him his opinion of
• 4:49
  the insurrectionists and he basically said that they were
• 4:54
  fucking idiots but that they had a right to be there.
• 4:58
  That was that was like five minutes out of to our
• 5:02
  conversation, where we were just talking about like random shit.
• 5:07
  We were talking like restaurants in DC and like, what the general
• 5:13
  lifestyle there is and the shit that isn't terribly
• 5:18
  controversial at all. And yet five minutes Still got
• 5:26
  the whole fucking thing deleted and the channel suspended for a
• 5:31
  week. So yeah, that's that's what I
• 5:34
  mean is like they're they seem to have folks and I wouldn't be
• 5:37
  surprised if somebody reported it instead of them unless
• 5:41
  they're like just really excuse me, tweaking the algorithm to
• 5:44
  look for Jay mean, like I said it year or two ago, when my
• 5:49
  original Apex gamma Channel got banned, I had enough.
• 5:55
  I mean literally Really hundreds of Owen videos were again, I was
• 5:58
  like this fucking retarded piece of shit and I, you know, calling
• 6:01
  him all everything under the Sun, including the shit that he
• 6:04
  was saying, being able to be posted for years.
• 6:07
  I did it for like two years, and then, when Trump was running in
• 6:11
  2060, right after he got elected, I think, and was still
• 6:15
  doing rallies. I was like posting some clips, I
• 6:17
  posted to fucking Clips, I think like, five minutes each.
• 6:21
  And I got overnight 123. Bam, Bam, Bam.
• 6:24
  Strike 1 through 3. And then Auto band, you know, no
• 6:27
  appeal, they didn't even cite a reason why they just, they
• 6:32
  picked that kind of at random. But yeah, I mean, they clearly
• 6:36
  have the ability to do that kind of thing, but I don't know.
• 6:40
  It's just, it is kind of wild, you know, of all the shit you've
• 6:44
  said and done on your, on your YouTube channel that talking
• 6:47
  about January 6 is what gets it nuked.
• 6:50
  I know you have. yeah, these days I do have I do have a brief
• 7:01
  suspicion that it might be from one of marshes sycophants, who
• 7:08
  was. Oh I would be.
• 7:10
  Yeah, that would make sense. How are you going to follow and
• 7:14
  financially support a fat slob and Lee?
• 7:17
  Fuck, I don't get it. I'm not convinced that if you're
• 7:22
  gonna give you money to March, at least give it to a v.
• 7:24
  Tuber at least they're not going to be the greasiest annoying fat
• 7:30
  fly in the wall ever to fucking exist.
• 7:33
  Holy shit, he's fat. Oh well, I think a lot of it, I
• 7:37
  think just like with you know the bog hog.
• 7:42
  I think good amount of his support is ironic people that
• 7:46
  are like that, love that they're just fascinated.
• 7:50
  By his just obese, retardation and self-flagellating and
• 7:54
  self-indulgent and just drag the human, you know?
• 8:00
  I mean, I can I get that 100% get that know they need to pick
• 8:03
  up a hobby like video games or going to the movies or smoking
• 8:07
  fucking menthols. You know just something instead
• 8:10
  of that. Yeah everybody's got we're in a
• 8:14
  different world now man you know what fucking you're right.
• 8:17
  That's that's a good fucking point.
• 8:19
  They did. Never could have been a fucking
• 8:21
  thing. God, 22 years ago, but just
• 8:24
  here, we fucking are think about the shit that was popular on TV,
• 8:29
  22 years ago. I mean the Jerry Springer's
• 8:32
  friend fucking Seinfeld, right. Yeah, I mean my ride, right?
• 8:38
  It's just an it's just an evolution, man, you know, now
• 8:41
  that was before we had the bullshit like 16 and Pregnant
• 8:44
  and the fucking. Oh yeah.
• 8:45
  Wait other child. TRL man on backwards.
• 8:55
  Well, what it what do you want to know what's funny?
• 8:58
  All the, all of the people who are like reality TV is stupid,
• 9:04
  which it is, but a lot of the VOC, a lot of ones who are like,
• 9:08
  vocal about how stupid reality TV is, are the same ones who
• 9:15
  ironically. Watch, you know, shows like The
• 9:20
  kill stream and Revenge of the Sith and not realizing that,
• 9:25
  it's that it's the same thing. That's what I find funny.
• 9:29
  That the truth of the matter is is it's an actual Evolution
• 9:32
  because none of these people are actually are very few of them
• 9:36
  especially influence or type are being anything close to genuine.
• 9:41
  They're playing a character, they're putting on a show.
• 9:44
  They're showing you what they want.
• 9:45
  You to see etc. Etc.
• 9:48
  It's just because it's theirs. Literally the donation cup.
• 9:52
  Yeah. Well, the because there's
• 9:53
  literally millions of them. It's a lot easier to buy into
• 9:56
  the. Well, this is just a person
• 9:57
  either. Just a normal person like me and
• 10:01
  you know, the grift. It split wide open when social
• 10:04
  media became a thing. I mean, they wanted reality TV
• 10:09
  for a long time. I mean and everybody I think all
• 10:12
  the same people that controlled it then control it.
• 10:15
  Now just under a different umbrella which is, you know, The
• 10:19
  internet. Yeah, that's I believe that
• 10:23
  fully. I will say I'm going to stick up
• 10:25
  for one reality TV, show that while completely fake as fuck,
• 10:28
  was actually entertaining to watch and that was Pimp My Ride
• 10:31
  this there's tons of those. I mean the tons of entertaining
• 10:34
  shows you know it just yeah. But under the reality Banner
• 10:37
  because most are fucking garbage most fucking garbage but the
• 10:41
  fact that it's like people can become these influencers out of
• 10:45
  Literal fucking pixie dust is insane, like, being absolutely
• 10:50
  nobody. And then suddenly having
• 10:53
  hundreds of thousands of people following you and listening to
• 10:55
  your word, and you just post pictures on like fucking
• 10:58
  Instagram. I don't.
• 11:04
  That's the American dream though, man.
• 11:06
  You know. It's just the my it's just the
• 11:09
  newest version of it. Yes.
• 11:13
  Because I mean, who the fuck everybody wants?
• 11:15
  Their, you know, everybody wants recognition.
• 11:18
  Everybody wants to, I don't think that they all get into it
• 11:22
  for the sole purpose of like, exploiting people, I think a lot
• 11:25
  of people consider themselves and their fans probably do too
• 11:29
  like they're there, then they're genuine selves mostly but this
• 11:33
  everything still curated but I think there's there's plenty of
• 11:37
  genuine like Social media quote, unquote influencers.
• 11:40
  Not the, not necessarily the Jake, Paul's in the cat, boys of
• 11:43
  the world. But, you know, I mean, again,
• 11:46
  there's we live in a tiny little corner of the social media
• 11:52
  world, you know? At least I do, I get most of my
• 11:54
  entertainment from it, you know what I mean?
• 11:56
  So I'm not looking for people to like glob onto and actually, you
• 12:03
  know, look for influence from, I'm looking for entertainment,
• 12:06
  you know, and just generally speaking.
• 12:08
  The most entertaining are the most fucking retarded and self,
• 12:12
  you know, involved and, you know, the marshes and the
• 12:18
  Ralph's of the world. I don't watch their goddamn
• 12:20
  shows, I don't have to you know, I certainly don't donate where
• 12:23
  you're watching that. You're watching them but for a
• 12:25
  different reason, hmm, no, I watch Clips, I don't know.
• 12:29
  I've never. Why won't I can't tell you the
• 12:31
  last time watch to kill stream. So it's probably been for I
• 12:34
  mean, not not long enough, not long ago, not long enough for
• 12:38
  sure. It show used to be entertaining.
• 12:40
  I'm not gonna lie back when it was on YouTube is that was that
• 12:43
  was that was sedan and Gator carrying most of the work, well
• 12:47
  then I won't I will not argue that one bit.
• 12:50
  I'm just saying that it was in a relatively entertaining back.
• 12:53
  Then, you know, there, I think to worship when I say I'd say a
• 12:57
  couple of people were entertaining that were around
• 13:00
  the show adjacent but yeah, spcc was a fucking I miss spcc.
• 13:06
  Oh yeah. Of course.
• 13:19
  Was was I'm doomed. Ever part of the was a part of
• 13:24
  that group? I don't know that is unde under
• 13:30
  doomed. He's still around but he's like
• 13:35
  he was like one of the early anti anti sjw YouTubers before
• 13:46
  it was really trying to make fun of us.
• 13:49
  Wu's and his that and he was a v.
• 13:52
  Tuber his Avatar was basically like Slenderman and he would
• 13:57
  like he even poke the first time I heard a PPP was actually from
• 14:03
  and doomed making fun of PVP because here you have this like
• 14:10
  seventeen-year-old, you know, religious You know, key and it
• 14:19
  basically proselytizing to people but like how religious he
• 14:23
  is and I'm doomed was making fun of them.
• 14:27
  And then when I found out years later, that PBX to become an
• 14:31
  influencer, I'm like holy shit. It says, same fat kid, I would
• 14:37
  really call him an influencer might still call him a fat kid,
• 14:40
  though. Oh yeah, that
• 15:12
  exactly. I've gotten pretty fucking
• 15:20
  sloshed a couple times in my goddamn life, like, like, where
• 15:24
  I'm like out for the count, I can't feel shit.
• 15:26
  I fall asleep on the bathroom floor kind of shit, right?
• 15:28
  Never did. I think, let me just show my
• 15:31
  asshole to the never once, believe it or not.
• 15:35
  Again, that's I think about that kind of shit too.
• 15:37
  But I also have to check myself because again we did, this is a
• 15:43
  world, we did not grow up in. I mean, it certainly came
• 15:46
  around. In like I got a computer when I
• 15:49
  was fucking 17 and even then I didn't really have the internet
• 15:52
  what until we got a second phone line.
• 15:55
  And even then it was a well, instant messenger and some
• 15:58
  message boards and fucking just some Basics.
• 16:02
  You know what I mean? Like, I had computer classes in
• 16:04
  school but I was well, beyond that phase.
• 16:08
  By the time this show this whole social media ship popped up.
• 16:11
  I didn't even fucking have a Twitter account until 2017 or
• 16:15
  2018 or something like that. I didn't I didn't do any of that
• 16:18
  shit as Stu busy, you know, living like what life used to
• 16:24
  be. Well, that's you but you know,
• 16:26
  just like what life used to be you go out and you you could you
• 16:29
  do communicate with the people around you you know it Network
• 16:32
  and your wine better word. Yeah.
• 16:34
  Watch beeps but but get stoned and watch the good Adult Swim
• 16:38
  shows before it. You know became oh God.
• 16:40
  Oh God. One of my favorite shows.
• 16:48
  It's one of the greatest animated shows and music,
• 17:01
  Brendon small. I think is the Creator's still
• 17:04
  doing? He's doing something.
• 17:05
  I'm not sure what but he doesn't work horse.
• 17:10
  I remember. I remember Before way before
• 17:19
  even Stephen Colbert? Like did you know did the
• 17:24
  Stephen Colbert shower or whatever?
• 17:28
  The one he did with common descent of the maiden famous?
• 17:30
  He was a Colbert Report. I think that for The Colbert
• 17:34
  Report, yeah, The Colbert Report I have the book that he wrote
• 17:37
  back during those days fucking, yeah.
• 17:39
  When his LARPing LARPing is a conservative.
• 17:42
  Yes, it was hilarious. He was a, he was a voice actor
• 17:47
  on Adult Swim for a long time. Yeah, he him his Stephen
• 17:54
  Colbert, as Phil can 7. The third one of my favorite
• 17:58
  fucking performances of any. Wow, absolutely not.
• 18:04
  No more Hanna-Barbera cartoon character and that's hard
• 18:08
  because Sealab 2021 exists and all those voice actors list.
• 18:13
  Yes, he left 20. I have not watched that show
• 18:15
  when a long fucking time, but that was very good.
• 18:17
  You needed to last year when it was 20 21 like I did.
• 18:21
  Yeah. Yeah, it was a good.
• 18:23
  A good celebration. Space Ghost Coast to Coast was
• 18:28
  absolutely hilarious to. Oh yeah, it wasn't on for very
• 18:34
  long. But yeah.
• 18:36
  So God's good sorry but and actually I think nor McDonald's
• 18:42
  did like Cameo on there as like an animated version of himself.
• 18:49
  I didn't mean it, I was just sad.
• 18:52
  Me to pull us down this like, old Adult Swim cartoons path by.
• 18:56
  It's okay, now it's on, you motherfuckers.
• 18:58
  Now, I get to receive guys go re-watch The Boondocks, because
• 19:01
  The Boondocks is the most hilarious fucking thing I've
• 19:03
  seen. Hmm, if you like any sort of
• 19:07
  black comedy, and I don't mean to pressing comedy, black black
• 19:11
  American act, afro comedy, that is some good shit.
• 19:15
  As good as Black Dynamite, or half of Katt Williams to stand
• 19:18
  up before he went insane. Tim Katt Williams is one of the
• 19:22
  goats, man, he is. And then he went, and did he
• 19:25
  ever stop being insane? Or is he still insane?
• 19:28
  I mean, I think he was always insane.
• 19:29
  They just got a little older and a little more insane where he
• 19:33
  tried to put ya seventeen-year-old to beat his
• 19:36
  ass. Well I got his ass beat by a
• 19:39
  seventeen-year-old. Yeah, that that was videotaped.
• 19:41
  I believe. Oh my God, he's the black Gary
• 19:46
  Busey, basically. yeah, if Gary Busey was four feet fucking
• 19:51
  tall, Jamie, I think you're taller than him sitting in your
• 19:56
  chair. What you want?
• 20:06
  Your crippled ass, man. We really do real from.
• 20:14
  Well, I was told I was saying that you were just saying how
• 20:21
  PPP shown as a so you're like, oh, I can't imagine.
• 20:23
  Like, I've been really drunk and I just said I did such a
• 20:26
  different world, I think. And my overall point was, I
• 20:29
  think, you know, it's become like a new sort of mental
• 20:34
  illness. This desire for, for Mass
• 20:37
  acceptance or some sort of mass Recognition, it went to don't
• 20:41
  even think it's really new. I mean, serial killers have
• 20:43
  existed for, for a long time. You know, seemingly who's at
• 20:48
  least a good portion of their motive is, you know, recognition
• 20:52
  or notoriety or whatever. I feel like we don't hear about
• 20:55
  serial. Killers is often.
• 20:57
  Well, we don't because, you know, they're they're the good
• 21:01
  guys now their allies. I mean, if Jeffrey Dahmer was
• 21:07
  still alive, you know, they did. We released that motherfucker
• 21:10
  from prison and give him a parade.
• 21:14
  Clear icon that Dahmer. Oh yeah.
• 21:19
  Before or after they become women?
• 21:22
  Well that's the thing. All we would have to do is
• 21:24
  fucking stays a woman in transition and pull the fucking
• 21:29
  pull the Brew. So he just have to say it.
• 21:31
  You just have to say it. That's it.
• 21:33
  Yeah. Yeah pull the Bruce Caitlin,
• 21:34
  throw a fucking wig on slap some some prison makeup on his face
• 21:38
  and do doing one in. Overview with fucking CNN and
• 21:40
  they'll be 5 million people donating to a fucking legal fund
• 21:44
  for that. Goddamn psycho.
• 21:46
  Yeah, yeah, it's a good actually.
• 21:51
  I don't know if it was the Babylon be but someone wrote
• 21:55
  like a like a parody article and it was Buffalo Bill from Silence
• 22:03
  of the Lambs was like he had and he had like an interview on like
• 22:06
  Dateline Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:11
  That's that's a little what happened though.
• 22:14
  If puts the lotion on its sky, can't do that.
• 22:17
  I can't do Buffalo Bill. Anyway, sorry.
• 22:19
  Let me interrupt. Would you would you fuck me
• 22:23
  hard? Fuckery art.
• 22:25
  Fuck me hard. And I want to invest.
• 22:28
  Yeah, that yeah. It's like it.
• 22:46
  Fuck it, which government agency that is
• 23:00
  door. Geez, first my YouTube channel
• 23:05
  gets taken down and then Apex is getting swatted.
• 23:11
  Jeez, I'm gonna hold on. Give me a second here.
• 23:17
  Let me, let me make sure something will make Okay.
• 23:20
  Yeah, we're good. We're good.
• 23:21
  Yeah, we're good. We're loaded.
• 23:22
  We're good. Okay, I'm prepared.
• 23:24
  I don't know about you. I'm prepare, you you've got your
• 23:27
  mold, you've got your mole Orion Arms pistol?
• 23:30
  What? Yes, sir.
• 23:34
  Ready to fucking go with it, as always, but by the way, in your
• 23:39
  absence, I be so for the, for the second time around.
• 23:48
  So now I'm, I'm doing something I've never done because I
• 23:52
  played. I played for bow twice and now
• 23:55
  I'm doing Nomad life. Interesting interesting, I know
• 24:02
  mom's the one at least care about Which is weird because
• 24:06
  they put a lot of a lot of focus on the nomads in the the general
• 24:11
  story. Well, it almost seemed like
• 24:13
  that, that's what it almost seems like.
• 24:16
  That's what Cannon suggest the is.
• 24:20
  Oh, fucking. No ain't no fucking.
• 24:24
  The thing is, is like with you is going to be a lot more
• 24:28
  interpersonal of How you were going to build your character,
• 24:33
  like, it was gonna be a lot closer to the tabletop.
• 24:34
  We're friends, enemies past tragic events.
• 24:38
  There's even a point where you could pick your, your icon, your
• 24:41
  your hero and they had Johnny silver hand, Saburo, arisaka and
• 24:47
  Morgan blockings and that never materialized because they
• 24:50
  greatly dumbed down the life passes.
• 24:54
  I leave for fucking 15 seconds and yet.
• 24:57
  God damn nerds. Talking about soccer.
• 25:00
  Punk already. Have you seen Keanu Reeves?
• 25:03
  He's breathtaking, you're breathtaking.
• 25:06
  No. Yeah, like a bad, the bad boy
• 25:31
  that I am. No, I don't.
• 25:33
  I didn't know. I didn't know you had a spanking
• 25:35
  fetish. Well, look, she's a good mom.
• 25:37
  So I had never been on PornHub. There's definitely like a Hot
• 25:46
  stepmom fetish, so maybe that's what we're going for.
• 25:54
  Will you like you said, you were?
• 25:55
  You were you were insisting on swatting?
• 25:57
  So I had to fucking fold that in cocksucker.
• 25:59
  All right, this is what you said you could do so now,
• 27:09
  Enacting in partnering with Jake hat.
• 27:11
  Boys. We went on to 90s reality TV
• 27:15
  shows and yeah. Now we're now we're here somehow
• 27:21
  you know laughs tell me think it's fantastic that Sammy
• 27:24
  doesn't smoke weed because when we both fucking lose the plot
• 27:27
  because we're fucking gone, he's right there, he's right there
• 27:31
  and it's wonderful. Oh I I do smoke weed on
• 27:35
  occasion. I think he just can't take a
• 27:38
  fucking Mw a kebab. I swear to God this kid I tried.
• 28:08
  You said you were stoned earlier new?
• 28:12
  Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, did you say we
• 28:14
  didn't he. Yeah, he said, he said earlier
• 28:17
  in his earlier, in his down state of mind, he was thinking
• 28:21
  about Kanye. And so, yeah, earlier is in like
• 28:25
  not not necessarily today. I mean, that Kanye should
• 28:28
  happen. I mean, I can still mooch off of
• 28:30
  friends and shit. You know, I just don't have any
• 28:32
  weed right now, that's all. That's all I'm getting at.
• 28:34
  There's plenty of reckonings. Fucking punch me if I get
• 28:36
  desperate enough. So then everybody The Apex has
• 28:39
  no excuse to lose where we are on track.
• 28:41
  I'm just saying it's true and I think it because 100% factual
• 28:46
  semi we started the show, talking about your goddamn
• 28:48
  YouTube channel. We didn't even really bring up
• 28:50
  ye, and Fuentes very much as of this point, you've kind of been
• 28:55
  peppered in. We talked about that before the
• 28:58
  before the show started, you pulled a me, just now, Where we
• 29:02
  were head, small primary primary talking points before the show
• 29:07
  started, but yeah, you want me. Look, if there's some more
• 29:09
  cyberpunks talk, I'm all for it. I'll just sit here.
• 29:33
  The same. So it was it was why?
• 29:36
  Because my because my channel got struck on Thanksgiving in
• 29:43
  the evening. She sees, how could you fucking?
• 29:46
  Thanks YouTube? Yeah, it's this stupid.
• 29:49
  Yeah, yeah, thanks Susan. Not get fucked on the hunt and
• 29:56
  then an hour and then an hour later.
• 29:59
  I saw. Yeah.
• 30:01
  Lay's account on Twitter. Yay, 2024.
• 30:04
  And he's talking about Nick Funda.
• 30:09
  I thought it was. I thought it was a goddamn
• 30:11
  parody for for it looks like a parody and everything, that's
• 30:17
  happened within it. I mean, you would be forgiven
• 30:22
  for thinking it was if you just saw it in passing.
• 30:27
  I want to see if I go ahead Sam. I'll see if I can sting hear
• 30:31
  that. Ye did for Cozy.
• 30:37
  I saw that. And I, and I saw like, a whole
• 30:41
  bunch of of people on Twitter clearly normies being like, who
• 30:48
  is, who is Nick Fuentes? Which just goes to show that
• 30:56
  that little narcissistic piece of shit faggot.
• 31:02
  It is a lot bigger than his own brain than he thinks.
• 31:06
  He is he is not the only one but yeah, no, absolutely.
• 31:12
  Well, what I was trying it was, you know, kind of starting to
• 31:15
  her tick trying to articulate before the show was what?
• 31:19
  That's where the hole in my earlier.
• 31:21
  Stoned thoughts was thinking, or had like this, this thread in my
• 31:26
  mind yet, sure you're not stoned anymore.
• 31:29
  Well, I mean, I'm not sure it's not permanent at this point but
• 31:35
  that's, you know, what has been called a Fed for a long time
• 31:39
  along with a lot of his cohorts fucking baked, Especially
• 31:43
  because they are. But, but went as being such like
• 31:48
  a white nationalist and all this other shit and being such a
• 31:52
  hardcore fan of Kanye for so many like outspoken, it almost
• 31:57
  feels like a Like, you know, he's got his little op.
• 32:06
  He's he's a little fed guy doing his little thing, but he's
• 32:09
  always had his little pet project of trying to get close
• 32:11
  to Kanye. And it just seems like this
• 32:15
  weird Divergence of, of just just unnatural.
• 32:22
  It just seems wholly unnatural and it seems very suspiciously.
• 32:28
  Like it could be Well again in my drug-addled fucking brain you
• 32:35
  know just some sort of conspiratorial something going
• 32:39
  on, I don't know I don't you try to put all of a sudden after
• 32:43
  being outspoken and possibly insane with his ramblings on
• 32:47
  Twitter. It is now friends with the
• 32:49
  Mexican leader of the white race.
• 32:51
  Who likes cat boys, who is also 100% confirmed, a federally is
• 32:59
  your surprise. Already remember not long ago
• 33:01
  when we said our IP Kanye the second.
• 33:04
  Yeah. Popped off on Twitter.
• 33:05
  Yeah, I think I think the news is appeared.
• 33:08
  Yeah. That's that.
• 33:10
  We are now that's much more concise than but what happened
• 33:13
  was just rambling about. But yeah, I mean, it's fucked
• 33:17
  up. It's really weird to watch and
• 33:20
  like in real time, you know, because God honestly, I've never
• 33:24
  liked Kanye like he even with all this most recent shit.
• 33:27
  He is such a Like self another one of these overly
• 33:34
  self-absorbed, you know, you know, has a perception of
• 33:37
  himself as like Jesus or God. You know what I mean?
• 33:41
  He always sees calls himself, you know, manifestation of that
• 33:44
  shit. Literally what he literally
• 33:46
  called himself a Yeezus like yeah, I got it.
• 33:52
  Hold on guys, he's getting slaughtered again.
• 33:55
  God damn it. Santa Okay.
• 34:00
  Okay. Now it's Now it is angry Kanye
• 34:09
  fans. SWAT.
• 34:12
  I mean at this point I wouldn't be surprised.
• 34:18
  Yeah, I mean Yeah, that so that's what I want to know
• 34:24
  because to me. I'm not really sure.
• 34:29
  It's like, Kanye might not be stupid or in might be might be
• 34:37
  but something tells me that he does actually know.
• 34:41
  All that much and excellent is only absolutely doesn't.
• 34:47
  Even in his crew. God.
• 34:50
  Why were there? No.
• 34:53
  It's my fucking look. My cats are separated by an
• 34:56
  upstairs and downstairs because the upstairs cats are mine who
• 34:59
  were all fixed and regular fed and taken care of years, the
• 35:03
  downstairs cats, who is my roommates, who it's three,
• 35:07
  males, none of them are fixed. I still feed and water and clean
• 35:09
  their litter boxes, but they fucking fight, like, wild
• 35:12
  animals and I could hear them in the ceiling directly under my
• 35:16
  feet, ripping each other to shit.
• 35:19
  So I had to go. And one of them has an open
• 35:21
  wound on its ear now, but again, I heard was cat segregation.
• 35:25
  Yeah, that's what it is. Do they drink out of the the
• 35:28
  other, the other water bowl? Yes.
• 35:30
  A water bowl for others. Yeah, the colored.
• 35:33
  They drink out of the colored mole.
• 35:37
  No, look, honestly, it breaks my fucking heart but because
• 35:40
  they're not fixed and they're males.
• 35:41
  They spray all over fucking everything.
• 35:44
  Oh yeah. And that shit, you know what I
• 35:45
  mean? So just I just can't do it.
• 35:48
  We can't do it. I mean I've spent enough money
• 35:50
  was fucking cats again. They're not even all mine.
• 35:53
  Yeah. And, you know, and you don't
• 35:56
  have any, you don't have any female cats.
• 36:00
  I do, they're all upstairs, but they're fixed.
• 36:04
  Oh yeah. Again, I paid a lot of money to
• 36:07
  get these cats. I didn't have these cats when I
• 36:09
  moved in here but I'm sure paid for him since I've lived here
• 36:13
  and and adopted at least three anyway, anyway, well what are
• 36:22
  you breaking up? A little cat fights?
• 36:25
  I mention to a camera that I don't think.
• 36:29
  Kanye. It's clear that he has no idea
• 36:32
  who the fuck funders actually is.
• 36:38
  I don't know man. Like it almost, he almost seems
• 36:42
  like he's all fucking drugged out again, Kanye at least a few
• 36:47
  clips of, see it? Well yeah, but I mean, like his
• 36:51
  medication drugs? Not like, oh, maybe he's just
• 36:54
  getting fucked. I do, I have no, I have no idea.
• 36:56
  I don't know enough about the man.
• 36:58
  I've honestly intentionally kind of ignored him for most of his
• 37:03
  meteoric. Rise of never heard a fucking
• 37:05
  single song. I couldn't name one or moon or
• 37:08
  lyric. His shoes are fucking ugly as
• 37:12
  fuck that. Pretty much every other clothing
• 37:14
  thing I've ever seen in door, I just don't care.
• 37:16
  Like, that's fine other people do.
• 37:18
  But now it's become like a thing.
• 37:21
  And I don't know. I'm kind of behind the curve on
• 37:25
  this one. The only song I can really The
• 37:29
  only song I can really think of that's like notable is gold
• 37:35
  digger but the as Jamie Foxx. Okay you know what I do know
• 37:38
  that I was just I was literally just going to say I probably
• 37:40
  have heard what some of his songs.
• 37:42
  I just don't know any of them but you're right.
• 37:44
  I have definitely heard gold digger. and I'm sure I've heard
• 37:47
  another one or two as well because I mean the dude, but
• 37:50
  look huge, but that's the only one that you, that either you
• 37:54
  and I can really think of off the top of our What's weird to
• 38:04
  me is like that. He he really is this campaign ad
• 38:11
  and was supposedly like smack-talking tremble like a bit
• 38:17
  and and now he's going to dinner at Margo up tomorrow I go in it
• 38:21
  sounds like he's pretending like everything is cool now.
• 38:25
  Now I song I saw like a quote From Trump saying like he, he
• 38:32
  seemed annoyed or something. About Kanye, I like you, but you
• 38:39
  suck. I can't I can't fucking
• 38:41
  remember, dude. But he was just saying
• 38:43
  effectively that you're not going to win if you run against
• 38:47
  me and something something else to that degree.
• 38:51
  But yeah. And then I guess, I guess Nick
• 38:55
  Fuentes is hurt because Trump doesn't know who Went as is or
• 39:01
  how I didn't like didn't recognize recognize them.
• 39:05
  And that's another thing. It could be, it's just too
• 39:09
  perfect of a fucking chat, like stab into into Trump.
• 39:13
  You know what I mean? Like at this time I mean not the
• 39:16
  Trump needs any fucking help. Shoot himself in the foot a lot
• 39:20
  of times but you know, just now launching his 2024 campaign and
• 39:25
  his good friend, Kanye come strolling in with you know
• 39:29
  internet. Famous anti-semite.
• 39:32
  Mexican leader of the white race.
• 39:35
  You know, most people don't know all the gay cat-boy shit.
• 39:38
  They just know all the, you know, the clips that the Taylor
• 39:42
  lorenz's of the world re post and repost.
• 39:46
  Yeah. But it's a shame because they
• 39:47
  should be reposting. All the embarrassing shit he
• 39:50
  does. I think they will eventually,
• 39:53
  it'll be a lot more effective than calling him a Nazi, which I
• 39:56
  think is a consultant Nazis. But yeah, ruler 23 and for her.
• 40:03
  And that now, Just now just imagine, okay.
• 40:07
  Because eventually they're going to go into what cozies he is.
• 40:14
  And then the whole public is going to know about Ethan Rel.
• 40:20
  He's not going to he's not going to be just an hour or hornet
• 40:24
  corner of the enough, isn't it? Still November.
• 40:27
  It is still November. Yeah.
• 40:28
  This though. Odette well.
• 40:36
  Nobody watches this shit. Nobody is watching anyway but
• 40:40
  still it's the principle. We shouldn't be even thinking
• 40:43
  about that buck. And that's how you make those
• 40:45
  kinds of people go away, you know, and you're right after but
• 40:48
  about people watching these degenerates all over the
• 40:52
  Internet and then in various, you know, sectors that if you I
• 40:59
  mean just watching them feeds that, you know, it grows them
• 41:03
  especially the the people that are like how I'm going to
• 41:05
  fucking Give this fat piece of shit money so I can watch him go
• 41:09
  to Portugal, and get beat up, you know, or something like
• 41:13
  that. You know, if you did things,
• 41:16
  productive and got on with real-life, wouldn't really be a
• 41:20
  problem, it would very quickly fix itself.
• 41:22
  I think ouch, there is there is an interesting question though,
• 41:28
  which is how much exposure can these got.
• 41:31
  Can people like this actually handle because If I mean if one
• 41:39
  does gets you know actual actual public scrutiny and not just
• 41:45
  tell her Lorenz he's going to die.
• 41:50
  Although I mean the kid was was at least for a period of time
• 41:55
  banned from all Airlines and I mean that was like news I mean I
• 42:00
  don't think he's he's I would say he's more familiar with wide
• 42:05
  public. Scrutiny than most of these
• 42:08
  fucking retards other than maybe minor do you know who God don't,
• 42:13
  you know, that's a whole other fucking bag of faggot worms.
• 42:20
  Why is it always the gays? He's not on gay but he's truly
• 42:27
  wish openly. Anyway, yeah.
• 42:40
  Conservative open to pedophilia and grooming children and an
• 42:49
  advocate for such things or at least in his past.
• 42:52
  He's he's disgusting, he's especially disgusting and he's,
• 42:58
  I got an open. What does he call it?
• 43:00
  This Vault where he openly keeps like private information
• 43:05
  potentially Criminal On every public figure that he is ever
• 43:09
  interacted with. Sort of thing, you know?
• 43:13
  Yeah, the lot of them yeah, that Say what you will about war and
• 43:21
  Southern but that I mean that documentary that she did it
• 43:26
  didn't all materialize into anything but it did confirm a
• 43:31
  lot of people had been saying that my love for years.
• 43:35
  So Yeah, and I mean, again, it's it's wild how this shit Works
• 43:41
  been because you can someone like Lauren Southern, can lay
• 43:44
  out something like she did and nobody really gives a fuck
• 43:48
  people. Will the few people that watch
• 43:51
  it Earth. They care to watch.
• 43:52
  It will retain it, but it so rarely materializes into fucking
• 43:57
  anything, especially in the moment.
• 43:59
  I mean, hopefully it's like a, you know, worst-case scenario.
• 44:02
  It's a building process of, you know, like public perception
• 44:07
  because Is this whole social media?
• 44:08
  And shit is still I mean it's been around for like a decade,
• 44:12
  it's still fucking basically brand-new and in the realm of
• 44:16
  human communication you know what I mean?
• 44:18
  So we're still in the infant faces of the internet.
• 44:20
  I'd say, for sure. So I think I think you know as
• 44:25
  shit levels off naturally into the future things like this will
• 44:28
  be important but it's incredibly frustrating for us in the moment
• 44:32
  that are like what the fuck you know and you know that's I think
• 44:36
  that's the kind of shit that That leads to. certainly not all
• 44:40
  but some like Mass shooter types and fucking Just murderers in
• 44:45
  general, which is people that lose their fucking minds.
• 44:49
  Certainly certainly that with the met with the mass Shooters,
• 44:53
  which they have been to, since we last talked, I think, yeah,
• 44:59
  this is America, but I mean, another big part of this and I,
• 45:06
  another big part of the mass shooting things.
• 45:08
  And I've said this for years now is I mean, the I feel like a lot
• 45:17
  of these shooters, do what they do for public attention, they
• 45:25
  want to go at it. They want to go and, you know,
• 45:29
  it's not really. I mean, I suppose, I suppose is
• 45:33
  a mental health issue at the end of the day, but more than that,
• 45:37
  it's a Fame seating issue. Yeah, that's exactly what I was
• 45:42
  saying earlier about, like this whole social media.
• 45:45
  Shit has cultivated it to a further degree, where like it is
• 45:48
  now, I mean, I think a lot of serial killers in the past
• 45:53
  sought notoriety. I mean, even the fucking the BTK
• 45:58
  Dude eventually got caught because he wanted more fucking
• 46:01
  notoriety. He got caught by the the fucking
• 46:05
  floppy disk here. You know talking to an
• 46:07
  undercover agent. Like oh yeah we can't we can't
• 46:10
  the shame. Yeah, you you want serial
• 46:14
  killers to do it for the passion for the love of the sport
• 46:18
  because, you know, the whole Eco sphere and now actually Yeah,
• 46:28
  it's we need we need jokers of the world, a cure, but you're
• 46:33
  right. We need more fucking, dude, I
• 46:35
  just people getting the fucking movie.
• 46:38
  Yeah, exactly. The ones that I mean, BTK was
• 46:42
  one of those. You know, the fuckin zodiac.
• 46:44
  There's still a few of them. Well, Ted Cruz?
• 46:47
  Yeah, yeah. Well well, Credit where credit
• 46:54
  is due. They unveiled to the Zodiac
• 46:59
  Killer actually was I don't think to be fair.
• 47:03
  It's Ted Cruz to be fair. I don't think, I think it's
• 47:07
  less. I think it's a less smaller
• 47:09
  percentage amongst serial killers that are doing it for
• 47:12
  notoriety as it is for like Mass Shooters.
• 47:15
  Oh yeah, because serial killers, those motherfuckers are get in
• 47:18
  there and cut people up strangling.
• 47:20
  There's clearly some passion to that.
• 47:22
  It whereas, you know, Mass Shooters like raw fish, I've got
• 47:25
  five thousand dollars out of my grandma's fucking wallet.
• 47:27
  Let me go buy a, you know, fucking 14.
• 47:30
  And how much of it is organic desire to my shoot versus
• 47:35
  Honeypot fed Ops, where they're encouraged to go down this train
• 47:39
  of delusional. Hate fucking weed for COS of
• 47:43
  theta. Got here.
• 47:44
  We need a goddamn Revolution and its young people like you that
• 47:48
  are going to start a. You need to arm yourself, son.
• 47:50
  You need to be ready. At all.
• 47:52
  And here's some fucking training material here.
• 47:54
  You can fuck you learn how to use that gun.
• 47:57
  Here's a gun. You stood by.
• 47:59
  And then the day of the shooting, as the guys pulling up
• 48:01
  to do this mass shooting in a supermarket that he's going to
• 48:04
  go down in infamy for and be forever remembered.
• 48:07
  It catches on his live stream, the fact that he's looking up
• 48:10
  furry porn. Yeah.
• 48:13
  Or better, or better? Yet in America, thankfully, you
• 48:19
  know, not only the bad, guys. Carry guns.
• 48:23
  Yeah, you can you can also walk into that mall seeking notoriety
• 48:27
  and get fucking clip from like 75 yards away by 17 year old kid
• 48:31
  carrying a fucking and Glock with fucking iron sights.
• 48:35
  Just clip right? The fuck away.
• 48:37
  God bless. It's like, it's like making Max
• 48:40
  a and Fallout New Vegas and armed Society is a polite
• 48:44
  Society. All right shit and it also ties
• 48:47
  in the Texas model. Fuck around and find out AKA
• 48:50
  come and take it right? Yeah quickly, quick
• 48:55
  Interruption. David Krakow with 25, what
• 49:01
  Odyssey? Okay and then add our as well.
• 49:06
  So wow thanks Davey. Hell yeah.
• 49:10
  So yeah, we have, I think, I think medical calls them be out
• 49:16
  yells a boxer. That's fucking good.
• 49:21
  I like that. But yeah, I'm not.
• 49:24
  Thanks for the tow, thanks for the tokens and the dollar.
• 49:28
  What can you do with tokens? By the way, I know the cash and
• 49:32
  they probably can you take the tickets and you go get the bike?
• 49:38
  That's worth like 30,000. Nah man you got to get the fancy
• 49:42
  rubber bands that like I said rubber bands you know what I'm
• 49:48
  gonna get my tickets, you go figure it out.
• 49:50
  I'm gonna just be stoned and play Skee-Ball.
• 49:52
  Okay, Stoners National Pastime, but being stoned playing
• 49:58
  skeeball. I'm gonna go over here and stand
• 50:00
  up for the girl with the big tits.
• 50:02
  You go do what you want with those tickets job.
• 50:04
  Yeah. It is not easy responsible
• 50:13
  father walk and yeah Davey I mean I do like I do like Odyssey
• 50:22
  I what's the question? Yes, how we like Odyssey I I
• 50:31
  like autism in some ways more than I like YouTube.
• 50:35
  It's Lee said, yeah, it's sincerely, I sincerely hope that
• 50:39
  it does well and becomes a competitive platform.
• 50:44
  I don't I'm not a big fan of like wiping other things out
• 50:47
  because I do think competition is good.
• 50:51
  It's animation breeds. An absolutely, you know, and
• 50:54
  odyssey. As of now is the innovator,
• 50:56
  YouTube is a as much as we talk shit on it is Truly a pinnacle
• 51:01
  in the, the quote-unquote social media realm.
• 51:05
  Yeah, they do a lot to do a lot of things right, man, but Susan
• 51:09
  can still suck my dick. Of course, Susan doesn't factor
• 51:12
  into any of the things I'm saying.
• 51:13
  I mean like YouTube as like a core mechanism and what it's,
• 51:17
  you know, the system's it's built on and stuff.
• 51:20
  It's obviously there's always room for improvement and
• 51:23
  everything, but I mean, the algorithm on YouTube is pretty
• 51:27
  solid and has only gotten better at least from it.
• 51:30
  Experience. You know, over the years my you
• 51:34
  know, my favorite thing is is scrolling through YouTube on my,
• 51:39
  on my laptop because I've got Brave there and I get an equal
• 51:44
  amount of a couple hundred views videos as I do like the, you
• 51:51
  know, The the huge YouTubers, the fucking smarter, Every Day's
• 51:57
  The Slow Mo Guys and shit like that, that I don't even
• 52:00
  subscribe to, but they go viral on the platform all the time but
• 52:04
  there will be like some Channel. That's got a breakdown of the
• 52:08
  lore of Elden Rings something or other and I don't know I've
• 52:13
  never fucking shit I've never played thumbnails you know
• 52:21
  enticing enough I know Enough about the game to appreciate
• 52:24
  that. There's a good.
• 52:25
  There's a deep fucking Lord to all of those soldiers, you know?
• 52:32
  So just as some passing shit in the background, I click on some
• 52:35
  of these and there's a lot of them are better than decently
• 52:39
  made, you know. But they've only got like, six
• 52:42
  700 900, you know 1500 views or something from something posted
• 52:46
  a week ago. And yeah, I do.
• 52:50
  I enjoy that. You know what I mean?
• 52:52
  I don't always, yeah, I don't know.
• 52:56
  I just like the like to support small crater which is why I'm
• 52:59
  here with this crippled bitch for three years now.
• 53:03
  Well I yeah, it's me mr. Supportive.
• 53:10
  Thank you for the backwards. Compliment.
• 53:12
  Your backhand hit you, mostly drunken retarded.
• 53:18
  Asshole. You know what?
• 53:19
  I might be. I might be fucking moving to
• 53:21
  Louisiana so you better cool them.
• 53:22
  Fucking Wheels, buddy. I'll be a lot closer.
• 53:25
  Dad. You know what?
• 54:05
  The water hole? Yeah, that's wild.
• 54:14
  So you basically just float, you just living on a fucking
• 54:17
  floating Marsh. That's wild.
• 54:22
  Like living places. They probably shouldn't.
• 54:25
  You know, the yeah they do. And to be honest with you, I
• 54:27
  really want to live on a fucking Mountain somewhere.
• 54:30
  Yeah, that'd be dope. Yeah, with a fucking mountain
• 54:34
  goats and shit snow leopards. Die in a fucking a Blanche.
• 54:38
  That sounds awesome. That sounds like a way to go
• 54:41
  rather than hell. Yeah, dude.
• 54:43
  Yeah dude, just get crushed by a thousand tons of snow while
• 54:47
  you're sleeping and then be found in like, six Thousand
• 54:50
  Years by. Bye.
• 54:52
  You know, whoever some little a verbal or something.
• 54:57
  Like damn, wait, this guy has such a huge dick.
• 55:00
  Hey, cool. Is if people would listen people
• 55:02
  that currently control our government?
• 55:03
  No. Like it was, you know, like a
• 55:04
  future lizard people. I'm sure we would have, we would
• 55:06
  overtake the current lizard people and eventually somehow
• 55:09
  breed with them and they would become the dominant yet
• 55:11
  responsible race and you know, building happens might be that's
• 55:20
  just, you know I've never played X go.
• 55:22
  But that sounds. Cool.
• 55:23
  I'm down with that there. There's a lot of people like
• 55:25
  they have these alien better basically just snake women.
• 55:32
  It but they're aliens though, but because they're snake women,
• 55:36
  they will put you in a bind and stop your character from moving,
• 55:38
  like, wrapping around your whole body and tightening sounds.
• 55:41
  Yes. Yeah, do it.
• 55:43
  You know, depending on how much damage you take, it can be news.
• 55:49
  New me wants new snow. You can Already.
• 55:52
  Imagine the type of art. It has created.
• 55:54
  Oh, yeah, I can't. I litter.
• 55:55
  That's the first thing. I thought of was like, some
• 55:57
  straight and some shiny fluffy anime.
• 56:01
  Snake bitch with huge tits and it's the ghost.
• 56:04
  Yeah, yeah, do exactly that. They have eyelashes and tits and
• 56:07
  everything. Yeah, hell yeah, dude.
• 56:10
  The internet is so fucking gay. Yeah, that's that.
• 56:16
  Like, that's like that overhead. Were you like move characters
• 56:20
  around? Yeah.
• 56:22
  I called I don't know what kind of game that's called.
• 56:24
  I've definitely seen it. I've never played it good.
• 56:27
  Tactical shooter basically kind of thing.
• 56:28
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 56:29
  Because there's but it's like positional, there's like, it's
• 56:32
  almost like, turn-based kind of things.
• 56:34
  It is like of characters and then they moved.
• 56:36
  Yeah. Okay, cool.
• 56:38
  Very, very, very fun stuff. And plus when you get the mods
• 56:41
  in, you can imagine what happens when you let people create
• 56:44
  content for a game. This queasy she gets either that
• 56:51
  or copyright infringing. Let me suck your dicks older.
• 56:58
  You know, you could actually probably turn that into a voice
• 57:00
  for them and make that a lot if you really wanted to.
• 57:03
  Well, you know, is a little America First bumper
• 57:21
  sticker Oh yeah, I saw I saw it in the chat.
• 57:24
  Yeah, for the bag of Yeah, somebody needs to make a fucking
• 57:29
  Whitfield report mod and slap that bitch on some rusty cars
• 57:32
  and fucking cyberpunk. What the fuck are they doing?
• 57:34
  Yeah, see that's the kind of shit we're talking about here.
• 57:37
  Boost this crippled motherfucker.
• 57:39
  He said, he needs it. You know,
• 57:52
  somebody needs to scroll through your fucking history and find a
• 57:56
  nice. Solid foot right in front of the
• 57:59
  camera from like four years ago and clip that shit.
• 58:03
  Make it a sticker and slap it fucking everywhere with the
• 58:07
  Whitfield report URL and your, you know, like your social zon
• 58:11
  it. I'm going to let you have I'ma
• 58:13
  let you head up that project. I think I'm not no, I'm putting
• 58:16
  that out into the universe right now.
• 58:18
  That's know what that is, is be being next to this motherfucker
• 58:26
  for like Four and a half years and, you know, while being
• 58:31
  retarded desperately, trying to think of how can I, you know,
• 58:36
  but help well. But listen, speaking of, you
• 58:44
  know, speaking of doing a retarded things.
• 58:48
  Supposedly, excuse me. That was a good idea, but go
• 58:52
  ahead. Not you just kidding, not you.
• 58:55
  I'm kind of oh, shut up, that's fine.
• 58:59
  But I bet I could see. The whole Carnival thing is
• 59:03
  supposedly. Our friend hoax Wars.
• 59:09
  Said that icon is somehow like partnering with Owen Benjamin to
• 59:16
  or at least out to own claims. Well, yeah, and we have, there's
• 59:20
  a well-documented history of oh and talking mad shit on both
• 59:26
  went as in Milo. And Trump for that matter.
• 59:30
  But yeah, I didn't mean to cut you off Sammy and that's what I
• 59:34
  told her. And that's what I told, hugs
• 59:36
  Wars. So I don't know if they buy it
• 59:38
  back at the same time. Oh, he knows as well as we do.
• 59:43
  I never thought that ye would. Be so gullible as actually work
• 59:49
  with the cat-boy federales. So but here we are well look,
• 59:53
  again going back to what we were saying earlier about people
• 59:56
  putting on a face, this whole internet thing being, as real as
• 1:00:01
  people pretend, they are, 90% of them are doing a character to
• 1:00:06
  some degree. So I don't claim to know what
• 1:00:09
  that the tiny little cat-boy bitch is like, what has Actual
• 1:00:16
  talking like when you look a person in the face then you have
• 1:00:19
  a conversation with them, he may be able to fuck him or he may be
• 1:00:24
  sincere in enough in some ways that he can fool people or maybe
• 1:00:29
  again he's just fake as shit on the internet and he's really a
• 1:00:35
  some good-hearted little boy which I sincerely doubt you
• 1:00:39
  know, but it's I guess it's possible, I'll be it.
• 1:00:43
  Highly implausible. At this point.
• 1:00:48
  I think maybe he's falling into the category that Eric Carmen
• 1:00:53
  ads wanted to wear. Maybe he's maybe he was
• 1:00:57
  pretending initially to have tourettes but then he actually
• 1:01:01
  boy be more real. Now he actually yeah.
• 1:01:05
  You know Carmen actually develops Tourette's.
• 1:01:07
  Yeah no yeah. I mean that's the your thing.
• 1:01:10
  He actually developed homosexuality or wait.
• 1:01:15
  What if he adopting in this case?
• 1:01:17
  Yes. What I was going to say, it's
• 1:01:19
  kind of a sloppy analogy, but I also wanted you to clarify what?
• 1:01:23
  Well, a couple of a couple of things, it could be, it could be
• 1:01:27
  the homosexuality. It could also be the whole, you
• 1:01:32
  know, because for a while, people are do the whole Nazi
• 1:01:37
  anti-jew thing because it was, it was just edgy to do, right?
• 1:01:41
  And that was what like a lot of these right-wing Edge orbs were
• 1:01:45
  doing and they want, they were actual Mais, what they would do
• 1:01:49
  it because it was the edgy thing to do now look.
• 1:01:53
  That's why they've always done it.
• 1:01:54
  They've done it for the laws and there's nothing wrong with doing
• 1:01:56
  that for the fucking walls. Goddamn me just say that there
• 1:02:01
  is a there's quite a documented history of, you know, Jews and
• 1:02:05
  the Magi and stuff being pretty despicable people.
• 1:02:08
  So you can't always chalk it up to the, the loaf and the memes.
• 1:02:13
  Well, I mean, even now even Alexander the Great built a
• 1:02:15
  fucking wall around. Around them.
• 1:02:19
  But anywhere about is valid of Nazism teenagers are.
• 1:02:23
  Teenager is a communist, you know what I mean?
• 1:02:26
  Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  No. I was just I was just trying to
• 1:02:37
  push back on that. Like oh yeah.
• 1:02:38
  I know everybody that's funny. Hold on a second because I can't
• 1:02:43
  let you do that. I didn't think we'd get that
• 1:02:46
  goddamn house. Thought it would be funny like
• 1:02:51
  the rope and the gun. Pretty fucking good.
• 1:03:10
  I watched a little bit of the sketches and it was just some
• 1:03:13
  member berries from the Chappelle show.
• 1:03:15
  Like, literally, they just started a Night, Live pulled
• 1:03:18
  Chappelle's Show characters into an SNL sketch, but the monologue
• 1:03:24
  was great. And I heard, I think we talked
• 1:03:26
  about this but I, yeah, we we did on the last show.
• 1:03:32
  Okay. Well yeah, you know, we I heard
• 1:03:34
  it was said that that t changed Chappell changed his monologue,
• 1:03:40
  he had like an approved one and then he did a different one live
• 1:03:43
  and people were mad at him. I don't, I don't buy that.
• 1:03:46
  I think they knew exactly what they were doing.
• 1:03:50
  Davy Davy just says in chat in regards to Kanye.
• 1:03:54
  I think that he's dumb enough to work with Candace Owens.
• 1:03:59
  So yeah. Yeah I mean fair enough.
• 1:04:03
  There's that, that's a, that's a funny guy, dude.
• 1:04:04
  Honestly, I fucking completely forgot about Candice out like
• 1:04:08
  his association with Candace owns.
• 1:04:12
  That's how little I fucking pay attention to this guy and maybe
• 1:04:15
  I should, you know. Well, I shouldn't I should pay
• 1:04:20
  more attention. Not just to kind of a more
• 1:04:22
  directly before he becomes the next fucking president is what
• 1:04:24
  you're trying to say. No, I was going to say I should
• 1:04:27
  pay more attention to Kanye, but then I was like, hold on.
• 1:04:29
  I'm ignoring like everything in my life.
• 1:04:32
  Like in my immediate life, that's important.
• 1:04:34
  So I should pay more attention in general.
• 1:04:37
  Not necessarily to Kanye but well they, that is kind of one
• 1:04:41
  of my questions though in regards to this is only, I've
• 1:04:46
  kind of been going back and forth because on the one hand
• 1:04:51
  I'm thinking There's, there's no way the Kane would even have
• 1:04:56
  like a chance at the Press now presidency that there's no,
• 1:05:01
  there's no fucking way. But on the other hand, a tiny
• 1:05:04
  part of my brain says, well, we're lit were laying in clown,
• 1:05:08
  12 times. So fuck Anything could happen.
• 1:05:11
  If the memes are fire enough, you know what I mean?
• 1:05:17
  I don't, I don't think so, man. I really don't.
• 1:05:19
  I mean maybe when he was maybe when he still had it.
• 1:05:22
  Adidas and all the other fucking chills, but as of now I don't
• 1:05:27
  think so man. I really don't like it could the
• 1:05:30
  best. I think you could do is
• 1:05:32
  sincerely disrupt, everybody else involved including and
• 1:05:37
  perhaps most importantly, a trump re-election or even a
• 1:05:41
  fucking if DeSantis decides to run which I don't think he would
• 1:05:44
  at this point but maybe you know, you know, I don't know
• 1:05:48
  like he could be a serious fucking disrupter but I don't
• 1:05:52
  see. See, I don't see an actual
• 1:05:54
  chance. I mean, memes, aside, one of the
• 1:06:01
  one of those, no one of those neurons.
• 1:06:03
  New York, Times reporters did like a terrible edit of Nick
• 1:06:13
  Fuentes mostly endorsing run DeSantis.
• 1:06:17
  And it was like, It was. So as they had line where it's
• 1:06:22
  like Neo-Nazi Nick fund has endorses the Santa's but it's
• 1:06:28
  very clear cut to where you can tell that was as you know it was
• 1:06:36
  like hot to make it sound that way and yeah well I mean like
• 1:06:40
  that's that's a 20 or 30 year old trick and you know I mean
• 1:06:44
  like that's if people are dumb enough to see through that like
• 1:06:48
  are not see through that rather. Do you know what the fuck, hope?
• 1:06:52
  Do you have explaining it to them?
• 1:06:54
  Rationally, you know, one thing in regards to this whole YouTube
• 1:07:01
  thing in regards to Odyssey, it does interest me, though, is
• 1:07:06
  Our. Our buddy Elon Musk saying he
• 1:07:12
  wants to launch a video platform, maybe?
• 1:07:16
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  And I made the suggestion to just by Odyssey.
• 1:07:20
  I doubt he would and I'd honestly hope, I hope that he
• 1:07:23
  doesn't but because I want I want Odyssey to succeed in
• 1:07:29
  again. I like the competition aspect of
• 1:07:32
  it though. I wouldn't I wouldn't
• 1:07:35
  necessarily be opposed if Odyssey and Twitter like merged
• 1:07:38
  in Sort of. You know, fantasy hypothetical
• 1:07:44
  but I just don't I'm still not convinced that Elon is even a
• 1:07:47
  good guy, man. I don't think he's necessarily a
• 1:07:49
  bad guy. I just think that he he is
• 1:07:52
  another human being with his ego, you know, on on his fucking
• 1:07:59
  shoulders. Perhaps, you know, more on his
• 1:08:04
  shoulders than his head is in some cases.
• 1:08:06
  Obviously, he's fucking smart. Yeah, those baby knows you knows
• 1:08:09
  his shit in a lot of regards, but I just don't, I'm not sure,
• 1:08:14
  you know, his whole is yeah, well, his reasoning behind not
• 1:08:20
  back in Alex, you're not bringing Alex Jones back, was
• 1:08:23
  just a I mean it was a You know, right on the nose as to his bias
• 1:08:28
  he's like, well my son died in my arms.
• 1:08:32
  So anybody that would exploit the death of children, for
• 1:08:35
  personal or financial gain is, you know, reprehensible in are
• 1:08:41
  in excuse something like that, you know, and he's preaching a
• 1:08:45
  free speech platform. I mean, I'm sure it has nothing
• 1:08:48
  to do with the fact that Alex Jones is being sued for
• 1:08:51
  trillions of dollars at this point.
• 1:08:54
  But I mean I also I also get the idea that it's like a liability.
• 1:08:59
  It's like it's the trolley problem.
• 1:09:01
  Yeah again I mean you're right he's not fucking Robin Hood.
• 1:09:07
  He's a businessman with businesses to run and those
• 1:09:11
  businesses need to be able to keep making money for him to be
• 1:09:14
  able to do anything, if he said, fuck it.
• 1:09:17
  Full free speech on Twitter, gamer words, you know, for the
• 1:09:22
  season, Then everyone would have been in the platform or most
• 1:09:26
  people and then it wouldn't be profitable and it wouldn't be
• 1:09:28
  able to hold his position as the quote unquote internet Town
• 1:09:33
  Square. And yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:36
  And and I think he does want things like the free speech and
• 1:09:40
  the and the the removal of bullshit and people on a
• 1:09:45
  political side of that, I love, I love the community notes tabs
• 1:09:49
  that I've been seeing on some tweets where it's like literally
• 1:09:53
  calling out Joe From the president's fucking a the POTUS
• 1:09:56
  account. Like so inflation is down.
• 1:09:59
  Blah blah, blah. Social Security is up and it's
• 1:10:01
  like this is not. This is based on the last year
• 1:10:07
  based on the last 20 years down by fucking 50 fucking percent or
• 1:10:11
  some shit. You know what I mean?
• 1:10:13
  It's blowing it out of water. Yeah, but I saw got yeah.
• 1:10:18
  He's got he's got to play. Sadly.
• 1:10:20
  Sadly, of course. He has to play to the fucking
• 1:10:24
  The audience in Father, surely the game and yeah, he played the
• 1:10:28
  game order for him to maybe one day have the game.
• 1:10:33
  The game rules be changed. Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  And he's got this, his plan as what is it, call it X.
• 1:10:40
  The X platform, where it'll will be the everything, the payment,
• 1:10:44
  the communication, the video, the text the everything, it'll
• 1:10:49
  be the everything platform and I saw him questioned.
• 1:10:54
  Day because there's talk now of Google and Apple removing
• 1:10:59
  Twitter from their, their app stores.
• 1:11:04
  I'm not sure how serious, I'm not sure how serious that is,
• 1:11:08
  but I know it's, I mean, I saw a couple of seemingly official
• 1:11:11
  articles referring it, I can't read.
• 1:11:14
  So I don't read them, but I get the gist from the pictures.
• 1:11:31
  Somebody's. I have no idea who, but some
• 1:11:34
  verified Twitter account was like, Hey, Ilan, if they fucking
• 1:11:36
  remove you from these things. How impossible is it that you
• 1:11:40
  make your own phone? He's like, well fuck.
• 1:11:42
  I hope it doesn't come to that. But yeah, I mean of course I'll
• 1:11:45
  do that and that will make her. That would be a Google Play
• 1:11:48
  Store with black. Yeah, no, no.
• 1:11:50
  He's talking about making his own phone like his Yeah.
• 1:11:54
  But even Zone yeah which would then fall into the X platform.
• 1:11:59
  If he's got Twitter he's got this whole infrastructure here.
• 1:12:04
  If it gets booted from the main platforms.
• 1:12:06
  I wouldn't. I'm sure certain he has the
• 1:12:08
  capital and the technical expertise at his disposal to
• 1:12:13
  build some phones. I mean, the dude builds rockets
• 1:12:15
  that land, the observe something that was literally
• 1:12:18
  scientifically impossible. Like, you know, 20 years ago,
• 1:12:22
  the dude, you know are two dudes.
• 1:12:24
  Company. And a flamethrower and we have
• 1:12:26
  the flamethrower it all that shit.
• 1:12:28
  That's great. The the electric cars lead on
• 1:12:30
  Joe Rogan. Now, we did, he puffed it.
• 1:12:32
  He didn't inhale that shit. It's the thought that counts.
• 1:12:42
  She didn't even smoke it properly.
• 1:12:44
  And it's, I'm saying is that the stock crash by, like 50 million
• 1:12:48
  dollars, or something. Instead, Eat fucking businessman
• 1:12:56
  so much. We should seem to burn it.
• 1:12:59
  Yeah, well that's the. I mean there there is a systemic
• 1:13:02
  fucking issue in the corporate structure of capitalism.
• 1:13:07
  Not just in this country, but I think just worldwide, you know,
• 1:13:09
  it's for decades now it's been how to exploit within the laws.
• 1:13:15
  Not how to, you know, what I mean.
• 1:13:16
  It's not about what's best for people.
• 1:13:18
  There are clearly and certainly companies that are focused on
• 1:13:22
  that but they don't typically Ali last very long because
• 1:13:25
  they're not cut you. No they're not.
• 1:13:30
  They're not in the circle. It's a you know the old it's a
• 1:13:33
  it's a small club and you ain't in it kind of thing.
• 1:13:36
  Yeah. But then everyone's my, you get
• 1:13:39
  people like a big club and you ain't in it.
• 1:13:41
  Sorry. Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  But that but then, I mean, it seems P, you know, somewhat
• 1:13:47
  arrogant and and brainy people like Elon Musk and Steve Jobs.
• 1:13:52
  I'll put him in this category to that are just like, fuck you.
• 1:13:57
  I'm here. You're gonna have to deal with.
• 1:14:00
  With me but even they like the Trump of the tech world.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah, yeah and it but look how effective Trump was.
• 1:14:08
  I mean, he stirred a bunch of shit if anything he made.
• 1:14:14
  Hi. I was going to say he made a lot
• 1:14:16
  of things worse but I held on that because I'm not sure how
• 1:14:20
  true that is. But he certainly, yes.
• 1:14:24
  Look, you made a lot more things, he made a lot more
• 1:14:27
  things better than he made worse.
• 1:14:28
  But the problem is, we live in a perceptive Society where when
• 1:14:32
  this motherfucker can't keep his foot out of his mouth and says,
• 1:14:35
  all the dumb shit, he says, the inflammatory blaming fucking
• 1:14:39
  media and shit instead of just Somewhat of stoicism in this
• 1:14:44
  position of power constant instead, he's constantly
• 1:14:47
  throwing fucking Knives Out. The average American did not
• 1:14:52
  like that. And now even the people that
• 1:14:55
  supported him, I know. Several that are like, no, no,
• 1:14:57
  no, we can't do that again the key.
• 1:15:00
  We can't do that again. That's like yeah, but don't you
• 1:15:02
  remember to Dollar gas? It was under two dollars here
• 1:15:06
  and it was it was a it was a dollar 75.
• 1:15:37
  for not having a seeming psychopath with their finger on
• 1:15:41
  the Despite the two dollar gas, despite the fucking no Wars
• 1:15:45
  started all. That means nothing because it's
• 1:15:47
  the perception that he put out. He looks like a fuckin lunatic.
• 1:15:51
  And then the media goddamn swarming him for four years,
• 1:15:55
  exact did that perception in a ton of people's minds, smart,
• 1:16:00
  people's minds, that don't give a fuck about politics, but they
• 1:16:03
  can't avoid it because we live in this country.
• 1:16:07
  Under this roof of politics, you have you to some degree, you
• 1:16:10
  know, he did. And this good.
• 1:16:14
  Oh, go ahead, mmm. Nope, you know, this is Apex,
• 1:16:20
  I'm glad because this is exactly what I was mentioning to my
• 1:16:24
  friend Sean there that because he is he is fully on board with
• 1:16:32
  with Trump for 2824 and I'm like it's not gonna work and I listed
• 1:16:37
  all I basically I worded it a little don't leave.
• 1:16:41
  I basically said the same thing that you just said that.
• 1:16:45
  Yeah, trust me I've done all all these great things but the but
• 1:16:50
  the general perception is is that he is an asshole and and
• 1:16:56
  normies, it doesn't care how basement in pilled you are.
• 1:17:00
  The normies are the ones who still show up to about.
• 1:17:04
  And if they're not gonna And if they're not the ones who are
• 1:17:07
  going to vote for them, well, then were Workshop out of luck
• 1:17:13
  was there, was there election? Fraud and 2020
• 1:17:17
  abso-fucking-lutely? And I can say that here but that
• 1:17:21
  doesn't matter anymore. Dude, it and the general
• 1:17:24
  populations mind, that shit is long gone.
• 1:17:27
  It's a phantom, most people recognize if they're in the know
• 1:17:31
  you're like, yep, they did it again, you know?
• 1:17:34
  Well, government did something. Els fucked up right in front of
• 1:17:37
  our faces but hey, I've got to feed my family.
• 1:17:40
  I've got to get to work. What am I?
• 1:17:43
  Well, my point being is that the election may have been stolen,
• 1:17:48
  but let's be honest to Trump's tweeting in his behavior.
• 1:17:56
  Did it really help things all that much either, so, the
• 1:18:00
  election could have been stolen. But yeah, he kind of helped them
• 1:18:05
  to well. Look, I actually, I've thought
• 1:18:08
  about this a little bit recently and I, what's fucked up is the
• 1:18:12
  only way I can see Trump. Having a chance again is if he
• 1:18:18
  forfeited all of his sharpest fucking weapons, which is his
• 1:18:23
  vitriol towards the quote-unquote system.
• 1:18:26
  The way he called out everybody within the system and he
• 1:18:31
  included himself, I think I mentioned it I don't know if
• 1:18:35
  it's on the vicar show or where it was.
• 1:18:37
  But Trump that first debate, where the moderators like well
• 1:18:41
  if there's massive corruption, how do you roll?
• 1:18:43
  What's your evidence for this in terms like I fucking knew Use
• 1:18:46
  it, I've been using it and if you if you, if you wanted to
• 1:18:50
  change it, you could but you won't because all your fucking
• 1:18:53
  friends, make millions and billions of dollars off of the
• 1:18:56
  same system that I'm exploiting. That's hurting the American
• 1:18:59
  people. Nobody ever saw that.
• 1:19:02
  And then for four years, yeah, it's motherfucker didn't drain
• 1:19:04
  the swamp. He brought in worse than
• 1:19:08
  questionable people. He talked mad shit on everybody.
• 1:19:12
  That talks shit on him. While still getting things done.
• 1:19:16
  So again, the only way I think he even has a chance, as if
• 1:19:19
  before, fits all of his best weapons, which is the meme
• 1:19:23
  quality. Well, he would have to come out
• 1:19:27
  and be humble, just do the fucking work.
• 1:19:29
  Shut your fucking mouth. Let's see.
• 1:19:31
  An end talk shit. Ignore it.
• 1:19:33
  It's bullshit. You don't have to talk about it.
• 1:19:35
  Every fucking press conference at every goddamn rally.
• 1:19:38
  You don't have to call out, reporters individually but again
• 1:19:42
  that's what made him. That's what.
• 1:19:44
  That's a big part of what made him.
• 1:19:45
  Great. We loved that shit, but he's
• 1:19:48
  burned that out and he's not gonna be able to do it again.
• 1:19:53
  Yeah, no he yeah, he's burnt out but he's not going to be able to
• 1:19:58
  change either because he's near he's near you know fucking 80
• 1:20:02
  years old and yeah and his way. Yeah.
• 1:20:06
  I mean there's ways to yeah. I mean and that's the biggest
• 1:20:11
  thing is, you know, he's He sent his ways he did, he has shot
• 1:20:18
  himself in the foot but he's, he's not going to change and and
• 1:20:24
  you're right. I mean, I think I think the
• 1:20:27
  other thing thing to is The hell is Hillary Clinton?
• 1:20:33
  Was people forget that who he was running against him 26th
• 1:20:38
  teen? Yes.
• 1:20:39
  Laura coordinate is such a. Hillary Clinton is such a
• 1:20:42
  god-awful ra most hated politician.
• 1:20:46
  And yeah, people people were, I think people were going to need
• 1:20:57
  at one. My I was like, well, Fuck it.
• 1:21:00
  Like I'm not sure if people do a good job but fuck it.
• 1:21:04
  If it's going to be if it's going to be either him or
• 1:21:08
  Hillary. Then let's just fucking roll the
• 1:21:11
  dice and I'm rolling the dice with him and then we actually
• 1:21:14
  when he actually won I was actually, I was shocked.
• 1:21:20
  I was shocked because I didn't think he would win and he did.
• 1:21:27
  And it will nobody did. I mean that that was nothing
• 1:21:30
  nobody did and I feel like it was a perfect storm and he's I
• 1:21:36
  mean, I know a lot of people that blindly support Trump just
• 1:21:39
  because of all the other options still.
• 1:21:43
  But it's just I don't, I mean I have a very limited window into
• 1:21:49
  the public from where I sit here in the cornfields, but I feel
• 1:21:55
  like I have a pretty good cut out of like the heart of America
• 1:22:00
  that I generally deal with on a fairly regular basis.
• 1:22:04
  Yeah. And it's most people don't want.
• 1:22:11
  I mean, I think I mean, I suppose if it comes down to it
• 1:22:14
  and it's Trump versus fucking Biden again.
• 1:22:16
  I don't, I don't think that the people that were on the fence
• 1:22:20
  are going to let that happen again.
• 1:22:22
  If the vote actually matters in that respect because I know a
• 1:22:27
  few people that abstained that were Trump supporters that were
• 1:22:31
  like, I don't, I don't even care anymore.
• 1:22:35
  Yeah. Yeah I know a lot of people who
• 1:22:38
  are exactly like that where they're like where they're like
• 1:22:42
  they got disillusioned but you know Trump is supposed to be
• 1:22:45
  this fucking bull in a china shop that's revolutionary and
• 1:22:48
  he'd all. What he did was exceptionally
• 1:22:51
  good policy-wise compared to his predecessors but he didn't do.
• 1:22:57
  Anything revolutionary except Ron his fucking mouth you know
• 1:23:01
  in a way that the president had before and I Twitter got was
• 1:23:06
  well that that counts you know is running your mouth?
• 1:23:08
  I suppose? Well I think that's the other
• 1:23:16
  thing and by the way today these tend in a another $3 Super Chat.
• 1:23:22
  Thanks TV. Hell yeah.
• 1:23:25
  Gays personal trainer store. Tori is very interesting, which
• 1:23:31
  I am afraid. We got that.
• 1:23:34
  I'm familiar. He's a Jewish guy.
• 1:23:37
  That's also like a bunch of other Hollywood people like
• 1:23:42
  Ellen Elliot page and yeah, I don't the only time I ever only
• 1:23:56
  memory, I have of Ellen Page at all is fucking Trailer Park,
• 1:24:00
  Boys, Trinity, Was it true? That was a jury.
• 1:24:05
  Was what the fuck was your name? Trinity's Ricky's daughter
• 1:24:09
  anyway? Yeah, sure.
• 1:24:11
  She got her start in trailer park, boys.
• 1:24:13
  I was her first acting gig. I feel like, I don't even
• 1:24:16
  remember. I went through like the first
• 1:24:18
  three, four seasons Trailer Park, Boys.
• 1:24:20
  I don't remember her. Oh yeah.
• 1:24:22
  She's in there just season either season one or season two.
• 1:24:26
  I'll have to go back to the she's she's I've been looking
• 1:24:28
  for ladies. She's Leahy's daughter, dude.
• 1:24:31
  Trailer Park Boys is. One of my favorite shows of all
• 1:24:33
  time. It's so stupid.
• 1:24:36
  It is fantastic and the whole series starts like a fucking
• 1:24:39
  fever dream of like this if you're an American it's like
• 1:24:43
  almost kind of America because it's Canada, right?
• 1:24:45
  So yes. Yes Chi.
• 1:24:47
  It's almost kind of America but it's just off enough where you
• 1:24:50
  feel like it's basically fucking like it's basically Kentucky or
• 1:24:53
  like you know yes rural Indiana or some shit.
• 1:24:56
  Yeah yeah I know this but not in Canada.
• 1:25:01
  That's yeah. They This is shit.
• 1:25:03
  Like they say shit like grade 4, and grade 6.
• 1:25:09
  And it's like wait a minute. God damn Hi.
• 1:25:20
  What steps have you watched her? The park boy Sammy.
• 1:25:24
  Yeah and no good. I actually found out from that
• 1:25:29
  show the Canadians. I guess drink milk in bags and
• 1:25:34
  at first I thought at first I thought that it was a bit from
• 1:25:37
  the shower or something, and then then a friend of mine is
• 1:25:41
  from from Canada is like now we actually do that and then one of
• 1:25:45
  them are actually do. It's less plastic than our
• 1:25:48
  fucking jugs, Man. True.
• 1:25:50
  But it still feels like Bizarro America will look.
• 1:25:53
  It's I think the fucking Canadians are just perverts and
• 1:25:56
  they're they're imagining a huge tit that they're squeezing that
• 1:25:59
  milk out of? Well.
• 1:26:02
  Oh yeah speaking of which I gotta piss, I'll be right back.
• 1:26:12
  I was going to added Canadians, are definitely / perverts
• 1:26:18
  although I can't find my mom. I mean, between well, Trish
• 1:26:24
  Stratus, there we go. That battle that out of me.
• 1:26:29
  You know that I that obvious cues enough for some reason.
• 1:26:36
  Yeah, I was going to say, Shannon Tweed, but then I
• 1:26:39
  realized that the best way to do that That reference is probably
• 1:26:44
  a little too old, unless you're a kiss fan foremost, always make
• 1:26:50
  the reference because there will always be that one person that
• 1:26:52
  gets it. And then, there they go.
• 1:26:55
  That's something for them to take home.
• 1:26:58
  So always make the reference. That's what I say.
• 1:27:01
  So Jesus. And yet somehow this I think
• 1:27:10
  this is maybe not the most money I made on stream but baby.
• 1:27:16
  Those consecutive number of donations I've gotten.
• 1:27:20
  Yeah, that's its, that's, that's, that's something I'm
• 1:27:23
  surprised. People are generous out here.
• 1:27:28
  Yeah. Well about like people can
• 1:27:30
  actually, I guess see the stream on honesty.
• 1:27:39
  Yeah, the only thing is I'm not sure because I know Odyssey is
• 1:27:45
  notifications, can be a little buggy at times.
• 1:27:49
  Sometimes I get notifications for medic her sometimes I don't
• 1:27:57
  But yeah. Working.
• 1:28:02
  Some of the time is better than working none of the time.
• 1:28:05
  Well I mean to be fair YouTube's notifications don't work for
• 1:28:09
  shit either even when you have the Bell on and What not?
• 1:28:15
  I stop. It works pretty good for me man.
• 1:28:18
  Yeah I'm sorry problems of them. I just also Bell very few things
• 1:28:21
  because I hate notification. Yep.
• 1:28:23
  Yep. Yep.
• 1:28:23
  Yep same. Yeah I only have like maybe half
• 1:28:26
  a dozen notifications including your channel Sammy.
• 1:28:30
  Why, but I have notifications turned on for my own shit on
• 1:28:34
  YouTube. I don't fucking nerd.
• 1:28:40
  And I don't know, and I don't know.
• 1:28:43
  I was just saying that honesty is notifications, work
• 1:28:47
  intermittently, but, hey, intermittent is better than
• 1:28:51
  nothing. I guess, what kind of
• 1:28:53
  notifications are you looking for?
• 1:28:55
  Like, when someone goes live or something or yeah?
• 1:28:58
  Oh, well fuck, dude, you know? Yeah.
• 1:29:00
  I've never, I've never missed a medic or notification on
• 1:29:03
  YouTube. They always give me 30 and the
• 1:29:05
  exit starting. Yep.
• 1:29:08
  Yeah. And I mean, it needs gaming.
• 1:29:10
  I Like, I mentioned recently, the one of the few gaming
• 1:29:12
  channels that I've been following for like, fucking
• 1:29:15
  eight years. No, no.
• 1:29:17
  I'm sorry. 10 years at this point, I mean, on an odyssey,
• 1:29:21
  the notification. All right.
• 1:29:25
  Well, but you also said YouTube notifications weren't great.
• 1:29:27
  So, we were just countering that by saying that they work just
• 1:29:30
  fine for a semi. I am Stone.
• 1:29:33
  So I'm just kind of tangentially here.
• 1:29:35
  I would that open front? Well, put I've got, I don't know
• 1:29:38
  what sides. I'm even taking.
• 1:29:40
  I've got news for you chat and you a Cuba.
• 1:29:43
  I just got a roach for my roommate who just got home.
• 1:29:45
  So I'm about to be stoned to. So this shows gonna go oh oh oh
• 1:29:49
  fucking rails. Okay.
• 1:29:50
  I even for a different kind of thing and then I was very
• 1:29:53
  confused. What the fuck did you think of
• 1:29:57
  as then? I don't know.
• 1:29:59
  I don't normally hear that ain't my friend brought me a roach.
• 1:30:05
  I thought I thought you meant like an actual like a cockroach.
• 1:30:12
  Yeah, well my cat's my cats might do that.
• 1:30:15
  Maybe she, she did bring you a mouse.
• 1:30:17
  My retarded one, the dumb retarded one caught him out.
• 1:30:23
  You love come here. That's the kind of heartwarming
• 1:30:25
  story. We come to this show to do and
• 1:30:27
  talents right to talk about really while you smoke weed,
• 1:30:30
  audibly, very audibly. Well listen, I have some pork
• 1:30:35
  rinds here. Where's my friend?
• 1:30:43
  You know what? I'm more upset.
• 1:30:44
  I'm more upset that you have pork rinds, and I don't then the
• 1:30:48
  fact that you had that, you can have pork rinds and I'm spicy
• 1:30:53
  regular salty, spicy, God, damn God, damn it.
• 1:31:06
  I'm sorry. You made it, you reminding me.
• 1:31:11
  But they were here. Let's get this show off the
• 1:31:16
  fucking trash. I literally.
• 1:31:23
  Did you. You know, Mexican brand.
• 1:31:51
  They're just begging at that. We can leave when we can get a
• 1:31:58
  pork rind sponsorship but no no, no, it doesn't matter.
• 1:32:03
  Take the fucking sponsorship. Pork rinds or pork rinds.
• 1:32:05
  Fuck that ya. No I don't give up.
• 1:32:07
  Look. Yeah bro, I will eat pork rinds
• 1:32:09
  on here. I'll give a fuck of where they
• 1:32:11
  come from. If they sponsor you my whole
• 1:32:14
  point for doing this, is to help you to make money.
• 1:32:17
  And to just have an outlet for every fucking retard.
• 1:32:20
  Any more runs on are? Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Yeah, no. All I'm saying is all I'm
• 1:32:26
  saying, is, I doubt Frito is going to be the one who's?
• 1:32:29
  Yeah, maybe not. But, you know, I don't know.
• 1:32:32
  Companies are becoming slightly less woke as it seems.
• 1:32:36
  So, you know what? We, we need to reach out to
• 1:32:38
  Ridge wallet. We need to reach up to Blue
• 1:32:40
  chew. We need to reach out to fucking
• 1:32:43
  after you recently talked about the Jews in the fashion that you
• 1:32:46
  have. The what Hebrew people?
• 1:32:51
  Oh, come on, man. Bluetooth sponsoring us.
• 1:33:05
  Oh my God. Hi, my mom.
• 1:33:08
  My name is Mikhail. I'm a I'm the co-host of my
• 1:33:13
  friend Sammy Whitfield. We would like to be a food like
• 1:33:18
  to be sponsored by you. Yeah, our penises don't work.
• 1:33:22
  I don't know yourself. Motherfucker, look, shut up.
• 1:33:27
  Look, we need a, we need the sponsorship, a Cuba, we all have
• 1:33:30
  to pretend Our dicks don't work and that they're really small
• 1:33:33
  and that blue chew tablets, make them bigger and hard.
• 1:33:37
  I'm fine with him, me and bigger.
• 1:33:39
  She don't got to be broken for me to want to make it bigger and
• 1:33:42
  less longer shit drop trying to be a Sixty Minute Man.
• 1:33:45
  Like Ric Flair, you know, I ain't as young as I used to be a
• 1:33:48
  nice past. I used to be, I got him a little
• 1:33:50
  pick up Mouse. So that's when I pop the blue
• 1:33:52
  chew and then I wash it down with a soothing Pepsi chased
• 1:33:57
  after probably Frito-Lay from the Frito-Lay bread along with
• 1:34:01
  This is making its cheated on his watch node with my, my
• 1:34:06
  classic Pepsi, as I listened to the album of Pepsi, man.
• 1:34:10
  Mmm, listen for your dick. Ain't gotta be broke to enjoy
• 1:34:14
  blue chew, but it probably is so jota blue, to.com promo code.
• 1:34:20
  Sam Whitfield to get your dick hard for your lover.
• 1:34:24
  May look ass or push it. Now, what it don't matter our
• 1:34:29
  fucking ads need to be like the way.
• 1:34:31
  As World bit where we start with a single product ad and then
• 1:34:34
  within that ad, we just start advertising more products.
• 1:34:39
  Now, we'll start. Yeah, we'll start advertising.
• 1:34:41
  Ourself will start teacher companies each and like our own
• 1:34:45
  little product lines of things. And within the blue to add will
• 1:34:48
  be like go to go to Teespring.com /a Cuba for the
• 1:34:55
  our my exclusive Bluetooth T-shirt design and go to Sam
• 1:35:00
  Whitfield. Come or blue to do, come forward
• 1:35:03
  slash Whitfield for 20% off your dick tablets.
• 1:35:08
  And if you need help go to medicare's App Store it's yeah
• 1:35:21
  hit random. Just pick one of those fucking
• 1:35:23
  retards. Buy some shit from you know I'm
• 1:35:24
  saying and then get your dick hard when your Bluetooth comes
• 1:35:27
  in. All right.
• 1:35:28
  All right. And also Also, great packaging
• 1:35:33
  and also tune tune into The Good.
• 1:35:35
  The Bad, and The Vicious Batman's really doesn't mean
• 1:35:38
  blue cheer. Oh my God.
• 1:35:40
  Sammy you endless chill? If you're trying to get major
• 1:35:44
  corporate sponsors, doing a fake ad read and you're going to plug
• 1:35:47
  your fucking friends. Hey, I also go, hold for that
• 1:35:51
  show. What you already got your yo-yo.
• 1:35:55
  Hold on. Your fat, terrible dad.
• 1:35:58
  Internet friends. You're gonna be a plug right in
• 1:36:01
  the middle of our official Bluetooth sponsorship that I'm
• 1:36:06
  doing for you. This is for use Sammy.
• 1:36:09
  It's for you. I'm doing this for you.
• 1:36:12
  You don't understand. Well, what at what I'm saying is
• 1:36:17
  he where he might need for? Now, he's going to fucking talk
• 1:36:27
  about his erect, look fucking show goddamn, I don't put
• 1:36:31
  anything in 2022. The 20 fucking two-year-olds are
• 1:36:37
  probably in the range of Bluetooth because they're so
• 1:36:39
  hopped up on fucking microplastics and
• 1:36:41
  antidepressants then. Shit and adderal and fucking
• 1:36:45
  poor him, them Lil Niggas, they need some blue chewable tablets
• 1:36:49
  up in the air dickhole. You know, I think that's where
• 1:36:52
  it goes. Not.
• 1:36:53
  That's absolutely hold on. Isn't that what you doing it?
• 1:37:41
  Just like, I thought sound was just like, I thought a sound was
• 1:37:45
  the thing that went into your ears.
• 1:37:46
  It is shut? No it's a hot day, it's nothing
• 1:37:49
  else. Shut the fuck up, don't we all
• 1:37:51
  talk about that here? We'll talk about that Gyros.
• 1:37:55
  All right, you don't drink this, you'll bring that devil shit
• 1:37:58
  into this fucking house. A boy, not on my goddamn water.
• 1:38:01
  Sir! You see where I was going,
• 1:38:02
  right? Yes, I do.
• 1:38:04
  Okay, that's why I said, we don't bring that in here.
• 1:38:08
  We're not talking about that. Debbie, keep that.
• 1:38:10
  Devil shit out of here. What were you originally doing a
• 1:38:15
  blue chew ad for for the Whitfield report?
• 1:38:20
  Blue to.com, /the Whitfield report for discrete, packaging,
• 1:38:23
  every dick pills. Sammy legs may not work, but
• 1:38:26
  your dick will look that I can look.
• 1:38:30
  This is a testimonial Sammy's legs work when he takes a blue
• 1:38:34
  to tablet from Lucci ducking. It's not a Bluetooth tablet.
• 1:38:37
  It's either acid NFL or something else.
• 1:38:41
  I only know that because I have listened to come down like 700
• 1:38:44
  times and they do, they do the best ad reads I've ever heard?
• 1:38:52
  Yeah. Sammy.
• 1:38:53
  No. So blue to.com, they will make
• 1:38:56
  your legs work. They'll make your dick hard.
• 1:38:58
  You could probably pick your nose with, it doesn't matter how
• 1:39:01
  dare you are never getting this fucking sponsorship.
• 1:39:05
  Well, you know, we might get a ridge wallet sponsorship,
• 1:39:07
  because they are that's an American Father and Son team
• 1:39:10
  that started that shit and I actually I have a ridge wallet
• 1:39:13
  and I like them. Very Very much.
• 1:39:15
  So if we could get just a promo code for Sammy that he got a
• 1:39:18
  couple bucks off of for us to be like, hey, go by fucking Ridge
• 1:39:20
  wallet. That'd be dope waiting.
• 1:39:22
  I'm waiting for their Cyber Monday deal.
• 1:39:25
  By the way, dude, my crazy. Stupid fucking Mexican broad,
• 1:39:32
  but me a second Ridge wallet. She bought me a ridge, what?
• 1:39:36
  My first Ridge wallet for my birthday last year, and I know I
• 1:39:39
  mentioned it in my Discord when it happened, but it was this
• 1:39:44
  Really actually quite hilarious confusion where I was trying to
• 1:39:47
  gauge her response. She hates carrying around a big
• 1:39:53
  woman while at that fucking rectangle thing.
• 1:39:56
  So I was like, dude, all you need is cards and some cash,
• 1:40:00
  right? So Ridge, while it's a cool
• 1:40:02
  thing and I, you know, I've heard about it seems cool.
• 1:40:04
  What do you think about this? I picked the girliest one out on
• 1:40:07
  the website. The only fucking pink wallet on
• 1:40:10
  there. Like what do you think of this?
• 1:40:12
  It's a, it's some. Vic map of Zion National Park
• 1:40:16
  actually of all places and it's pink.
• 1:40:22
  Yeah. So anyway she bought me that
• 1:40:24
  wallet and I was like oh okay, no I mean I was ducking the
• 1:40:29
  mix-up clearly happened. I was trying to gauge her
• 1:40:33
  response of this wallet and she took that as like a
• 1:40:35
  recommendation because she is an idiot but but, you know, she's
• 1:40:43
  she's And I love her to death but so yeah, see it's a fucking
• 1:40:49
  idiot dolls. She's she's a fucking dumb
• 1:40:52
  bitch. You know this.
• 1:40:53
  But no, I I love that wallet and I bought different colored
• 1:41:01
  screws to just to make it personal and shit, you know, and
• 1:41:06
  she went and bought literally the most expensive wallet they
• 1:41:09
  sell the 24-carat, gold-plated wallet because They did a
• 1:41:14
  fucking Black Friday sale. And she got some change off on
• 1:41:19
  it and I almost I almost punched her in the face.
• 1:41:23
  What the fuck am I gonna do? What am I gonna do with two
• 1:41:26
  wallets, dude, that's literally $300, where the wallet she's
• 1:41:30
  paid for? Why would you do that?
• 1:41:35
  She's like, well, you know, I mean, of course, I never come.
• 1:41:41
  I was very happy. I never complained about the
• 1:41:44
  pink wallet, I only did that here on the Nanette where she's
• 1:41:48
  does not have access to, but it really hurt my feelings that she
• 1:42:01
  did that. I know it hurts my feelings,
• 1:42:06
  guys. Why do I don't need to fucking
• 1:42:10
  fancy wallets? I don't even have enough knives
• 1:42:13
  or guns to do like a cool Reddit daily carry post, you know,
• 1:42:19
  problem is so fucking faggy. It's so fucking retarded to.
• 1:42:23
  That's why would you eat easy, dude.
• 1:42:31
  Fuck you. You'll find out when you
• 1:42:33
  Probably bitch. Fuck around.
• 1:42:35
  Find out and then shoot you with one of my concealed carries
• 1:42:46
  matter. Yeah.
• 1:42:48
  So anyway, to God, I swear to God.
• 1:42:51
  I hope she doesn't. Yeah dude now look, she is if
• 1:43:01
  she maybe a five foot. Ten Mexican, but she's skinny as
• 1:43:04
  shit. All right brother, it's fine.
• 1:43:07
  It's fine. Everything's fine.
• 1:43:09
  You know, I'm just very like I can't be, how can you be mad at
• 1:43:13
  someone for like doing something nice for you?
• 1:43:15
  You know what I mean? It's hard to do that but I'm
• 1:43:18
  still finding ways to you dumb bitch.
• 1:43:20
  That's too much money. I already have a fucking wallet.
• 1:43:23
  I already have a wallet. I don't literally don't need a
• 1:43:26
  24K. 24 karat gold. What what the fuck?
• 1:43:33
  well, well well everything that I own right now, though I have a
• 1:43:39
  solution Punch her in the throat.
• 1:43:43
  As hard as I can. She might die.
• 1:43:45
  Well, no, don't have to worry about anymore, Sammy special.
• 1:44:12
  I literally will make that Solution.
• 1:44:14
  That's the that's the best thing I could ever do.
• 1:44:18
  I don't need to fucking wallets and the ridge wallet deserves to
• 1:44:22
  be, you know? Shield, I guess fuck, I don't
• 1:44:27
  know. I'm kind of drunk now and I will
• 1:44:31
  and I will show and I will show my the the shit out of that.
• 1:44:36
  Well no. You know what?
• 1:44:37
  I need to do and I don't feel it unless we're getting you, don't
• 1:44:40
  she'll shit unless Bade by, that's why are we gonna give us
• 1:44:43
  some money? That's what I was just about to
• 1:44:45
  say I'm going to contact Ridge wallet.
• 1:44:50
  As a media director for the Whitfield report and clip out.
• 1:44:54
  This fucking 5 minute long dick, sucking of the company.
• 1:44:58
  Oh no, we're not. We're definitely not going to do
• 1:45:00
  that. What we're going to do, what
• 1:45:06
  we're going to do is I'm going to do, I'm going to turn on my
• 1:45:09
  fucking charm and say all the cool things that I think about
• 1:45:12
  their companies and why he deserves a sponsorship and
• 1:45:17
  negotiate some Just something so minor.
• 1:45:20
  It doesn't have to. I don't, we don't need anything
• 1:45:23
  crazy. Just let us do a five-minute
• 1:45:26
  read at some point during the show, a scheduled read that they
• 1:45:30
  can fucking zoo, you know, scrub to that point yet, they read it
• 1:45:34
  off, they read the fucking website, the read the thing,
• 1:45:37
  here's fucking put, you know, a thousand dollars for this month
• 1:45:41
  or tooth whatever five thousand dollars.
• 1:45:43
  Something Which I mean my those numbers might be a little high
• 1:45:48
  but who cares you know just something isn't it.
• 1:45:51
  Those numbers aren't the only thing.
• 1:45:55
  I took two hits off of this fucking rich, nigga.
• 1:45:58
  I'm more drunk than I am stoned. No, I'm talking about myself
• 1:46:03
  fucking worthless. You know what activate your
• 1:46:06
  worthless if anybody's? It, look if anybody's worth, if
• 1:46:14
  I'm like a negative impact on standard for real, Sammy
• 1:46:20
  deserves so much better than this.
• 1:46:22
  And I'm I have been I attached myself to him like a God damn
• 1:46:26
  leech and I'm like, look buddy. It's all going to be fun.
• 1:46:29
  Let me just join you every week and say all the bad things that
• 1:46:32
  I think in my head and I'll be your friend about the Jews that
• 1:46:36
  talk about the juice and this black people stuff.
• 1:46:41
  Holy shit. My Mexican girlfriend that I can
• 1:46:43
  talk about beating the shit out of look.
• 1:46:53
  This is Comedy podcast, this is all satire.
• 1:46:56
  So none of this is real Sam years.
• 1:47:00
  Well, to be fair it's not as bad as when as when I have you
• 1:47:07
  engine is saying - oh God that's just a look it's always a one
• 1:47:12
  up. It's always a one-upsmanship
• 1:47:14
  there. And I'm always be surpassed
• 1:47:18
  injure on that fucking train wondering.
• 1:47:20
  When why do we take the wrong turn at Albuquerque?
• 1:47:24
  Well, when you brought an anus, he brought in a smartass and a
• 1:47:31
  fucking retard. Actually, I'd say you're more of
• 1:47:35
  an apex because I have been holding onto this little
• 1:47:38
  interesting, tidbit of something, I noticed with the
• 1:47:42
  posts with when we were about to go live.
• 1:47:45
  Was like by some Japanese Apex streamer and I was like she's
• 1:47:51
  doesn't follow Sammy or anybody. Why did she like this?
• 1:47:54
  Tweet that we're going live? Let me go look at her fucking
• 1:47:57
  profile and I went through her post is like fucking three posts
• 1:48:00
  for this, like six month old account almost and then I go
• 1:48:03
  through the likes and is just liking everything from, like the
• 1:48:06
  Apex, Twitter and all that stuff.
• 1:48:08
  And then I was just looking at the one thing I notice is, every
• 1:48:11
  single one of these has Apex somewhere in the Tweet chain.
• 1:48:15
  Something. So she actually is just Auto
• 1:48:17
  liking anything that has the word Apex on it.
• 1:48:19
  So again, that's a, you're more of an apex, fucking dope
• 1:48:22
  actually, because I actually kind of operate the same way on
• 1:48:26
  Twitter. I have Apex Liberty, I have Apex
• 1:48:29
  something else. I have another API, like every I
• 1:48:33
  thought they just handed up in my timeline.
• 1:48:35
  I'm like, yep, I'm going to fall.
• 1:48:36
  I like your style bro. Apex Liberty.
• 1:48:39
  Fuck yeah, let's go. Apex is a cool fucking word man.
• 1:48:43
  That is interesting. King's kids club right there.
• 1:48:46
  That's an interesting one look, I will I will head that kids
• 1:48:54
  club of here on the internet, right?
• 1:48:59
  Old kids club of Burger King asked promotion a bougie ass
• 1:49:06
  fucking retard. I mean we all got to start
• 1:49:11
  somewhere or just you know die somewhere gorgeous.you
• 1:49:17
  somewhere. I guess.
• 1:49:18
  Yeah. An aipac.
• 1:49:20
  What adult Club? She is fuck.
• 1:49:25
  That definite sound. Right, I knew you know what that
• 1:49:28
  would be. It would be scolding the fuck
• 1:49:31
  out of everybody and talking the most, the most intimate details.
• 1:49:35
  I know about all of those adults.
• 1:49:37
  I would exploit in that club. All right, listen, this is why I
• 1:49:42
  don't give out personal details that much.
• 1:49:45
  Oh boy, you never know. Ladies and gentlemen, look,
• 1:49:50
  that's how you grow brother. I fucking love.
• 1:50:00
  I love the. I love the show, guys, and I
• 1:50:03
  love you both. Well, God, please, get gay on
• 1:50:07
  us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
• 1:50:11
  I look, I started scratching my balls and my dick ended up my
• 1:50:14
  hand for a second there and I got a little little excited.
• 1:50:18
  Sorry. Fellas, you guys are gay.
• 1:50:24
  Apex evil evil Eric is here, but I'm not, but I'm sure he
• 1:50:30
  appreciates the sentiment. Nonetheless, look, Eric thinks
• 1:50:35
  he's got the Monopoly on being a faggot but I have I have two
• 1:50:41
  years power behind it. I have two years of listening to
• 1:50:46
  come down as a passive just time killer like it.
• 1:50:50
  I'll it Nick Mall. Ellen and Stavros, talking the
• 1:50:55
  gayest shit you've ever heard in your entire life.
• 1:50:59
  S jokes that sure. Me and my fucking brain matter.
• 1:51:04
  It's so it's so bad. Actually, it's horrible.
• 1:51:08
  Why would anybody do that? She could be listening to mute.
• 1:51:12
  I could be listening to music Sam.
• 1:51:14
  I actually enjoy music. I play music.
• 1:51:17
  Well, used to anyway, instead I listened to people that hate
• 1:51:22
  themselves. Do something that they hate and
• 1:51:25
  try to be funny and often are exceptionally funny because of
• 1:51:29
  the circumstances. But Yeah, that show up.
• 1:51:37
  I was going to say come down ruins Seinfeld for me and, and
• 1:51:41
  then, in the best, in the best way possible.
• 1:51:48
  I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 1:51:49
  That's one, that's one of my favorite episodes because the,
• 1:51:53
  the George Floyd shit the Chauvin.
• 1:51:56
  And they like, yes, seriously. What are your thoughts?
• 1:52:04
  Big lips killed. I can we play that on the show?
• 1:52:07
  I'm going to pull it up. Yes, we're going to Seinfeld
• 1:52:17
  Unleashed. It's a seven minute clip, we're
• 1:52:22
  not. I don't know if we're gonna
• 1:52:23
  watch the whole fucking thing, but share, yes, I understand
• 1:52:27
  Stone, don't, don't try me. Oh boy.
• 1:52:31
  Oh boy. You got me guys.
• 1:52:35
  You got it. You guys can hear that, right?
• 1:52:48
  Hold on. Let me change my audio settings.
• 1:52:55
  This thing we could hear a chuppah duper.
• 1:52:57
  Do that one. Okay.
• 1:53:03
  If they wanted you to do it, they'd call it dudes.
• 1:53:05
  That I do to do with it. They call it stay on they'd
• 1:53:09
  College, keep your plans. You'll notice that black people
• 1:53:16
  got, they got big lips. Whoa, Jerry, I'm trying.
• 1:53:29
  Folks. It's you.
• 1:53:32
  Some of them aren't going to be winner.
• 1:53:37
  I had to dump my 12 year old girlfriend because your titties
• 1:53:41
  were too hard. They weren't ripe.
• 1:53:45
  They looked good but they weren't right.
• 1:53:52
  You can't titty-fuck Jesus Jerry The learn that when you're
• 1:54:00
  older, you ever noticed that when you fuck a
• 1:54:04
  fourteen-year-old in the park attendant enough?
• 1:54:10
  It's like it's like it's like an avocado
• 1:55:01
  Jerry goes blue, the Jerry Seinfeld on rated about the
• 1:55:06
  glow. We're bombing Syria again.
• 1:55:10
  Good. Wow.
• 1:56:36
  I'm on the stand behind that big wooden box.
• 1:56:38
  I wish I was under there sucking his cock.
• 1:57:07
  Jerry's gay. No that's enough.
• 1:58:09
  Well stop that was pretty good. My face actually hurt seven
• 1:58:14
  watch that in a long time either by but every time I do that Pass
• 1:58:28
  over this. You called stay oh shit.
• 1:58:39
  Yeah yeah. So come to a really funny and
• 1:58:42
  they're also degenerate fucking retards and you know that's kind
• 1:58:46
  of the best comedy. I mean depending on your
• 1:58:49
  perspective. I mean it is it is and was funny
• 1:58:57
  depending on how you want to look at it.
• 1:59:02
  I haven't watched. I'm almost the new show.
• 1:59:06
  Yeah, it's funny dude, it's even honestly, it's just as good.
• 1:59:11
  The video episodes are even better because their ship they
• 1:59:14
  spent like nineteen thousand dollars on his stage that they
• 1:59:18
  barely light. And it's it's very it's like
• 1:59:25
  some it's a person because they spent all this money, they're
• 1:59:27
  doing his shit and Nick will sit behind Adam while he Use the
• 1:59:33
  guest Adam, has a couple of Lights directly on him from like
• 1:59:38
  two feet away and he's sweating is got the mm little Jewish dick
• 1:59:42
  off and Nick's blow and vape on his back, you know, from it's
• 1:59:51
  awesome. It's very funny.
• 1:59:52
  Nick is one of the funniest people I think alive right now.
• 1:59:58
  Yeah. A genuine.
• 2:00:01
  I genuinely believe that actually, the funniest comedians
• 2:00:04
  that I've ever seen Yeah, I mean no doubt about that.
• 2:00:10
  They they've got some funny shit, so he's fucking He's
• 2:00:14
  schizophrenic, but that's also. He is the most mentally unstable
• 2:00:19
  person like he's up there anyway.
• 2:00:24
  Do you mean why do you mean like actually schizophrenic her like
• 2:00:30
  no, no, he like he's just poured himself into being a fucking
• 2:00:34
  retard comedian. And that he liked, he free
• 2:00:38
  Associates. Like goddamn fuck.
• 2:00:44
  What's his name in arm? Fuck oh no.
• 2:00:51
  Ya know, free association South Park.
• 2:00:55
  Did a bit on the guy Jeff Goldblum in The alien movie with
• 2:01:03
  Will Smith, what the fuck is it Independence Day?
• 2:01:06
  Oh yeah, he like free Associates, all the music off,
• 2:01:09
  how can, you know, vibrations, vibrations are caused by, you
• 2:01:14
  know, sound movement, sound movements are created by people
• 2:01:18
  playing instruments. A symbol symbol makes a sound
• 2:01:20
  and a symbol is played by a drummer and a drummer is Danny
• 2:01:23
  carry that stool tool, did this fucking thing, you know there's
• 2:01:26
  something you know he like does some weird free association.
• 2:01:30
  It's just it's just it's just it's litter, it's honestly
• 2:01:33
  sometimes it sounds schizophrenic he's just fucking
• 2:01:37
  all over the place. If you listen to their podcast,
• 2:01:41
  any of them really, but especially if you listen to
• 2:01:44
  multiple He's he's a lunatic, but he's not stupid.
• 2:01:50
  He's just the poor guys. Like five foot four and, and
• 2:01:57
  really funny and just wants to be jacked and have a big huge
• 2:02:01
  beard and, you know, rule over people but he never will.
• 2:02:06
  So instead, he has to just be funny. which yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 2:02:10
  no I had I had to wonder because You know, like wrote like
• 2:02:16
  Roseanne Barr is an actual schizo, but she also was and
• 2:02:22
  still can be pretty funny. At the time, I will look, Nick
• 2:02:26
  will not go to the doctor. He will not go to a therapist,
• 2:02:30
  so he might actually be schizophrenic.
• 2:02:33
  We'll never know. Probably.
• 2:02:37
  Over two fucking hours. You want to keep going.
• 2:02:39
  What are going to talk about? Well we want to see render one
• 2:02:42
  says I made it in his welcome Jesus.
• 2:02:49
  He hey my name is Apex. Yes.
• 2:03:13
  Oh yeah. It's up, bro.
• 2:03:28
  Kind of thing and AIDS is Apex going to kill it as soon as I
• 2:03:34
  get here. Now, dude, I mean this show just
• 2:03:38
  we can coordinate it so it's your show Sammy.
• 2:03:42
  I will I have the next two fucking days off.
• 2:03:46
  I have not had a Monday off in a year and probably for months.
• 2:03:52
  Wow. Yeah.
• 2:03:54
  So I've got two fucking days off Sunday Monday to bitch.
• 2:04:00
  I could, you know, eat this entire mushroom bar that have
• 2:04:03
  been micro dosing for the last couple days but I won't do that.
• 2:04:07
  I like dude, it's look, I'm not gonna lie to you, it sounds
• 2:04:13
  bougie and I know I'm the only people I've ever heard ever of
• 2:04:18
  micro dosing or the Silicon Valley faggots.
• 2:04:22
  The spindle, the spindly little queers that program.
• 2:04:25
  All this shit that we play on here.
• 2:04:27
  Yes. I know my stuff myself to be in
• 2:04:31
  Japan with him drunk. Whatever you what are you
• 2:04:34
  fucking nerd? Yeah, they do you fac good.
• 2:04:41
  Dick you yeah, that's no no. We we don't do drugs anyway.
• 2:04:49
  No I there is I did a bunch of mushrooms in my younger days so
• 2:04:55
  my early teen years, my teen years, but I have I don't care
• 2:05:01
  for psychedelics much these days just because I'm in a bad mental
• 2:05:04
  place and I don't miss I don't cysts.
• 2:05:08
  I don't expect much less suspect that a psychedelic is going to
• 2:05:13
  help me out of this thing that I'm in.
• 2:05:17
  It's an incremental. It's not going to be like I'm
• 2:05:18
  not going to take a bunch of mushrooms back all fuck.
• 2:05:21
  I got it now. I know I don't need to do.
• 2:05:23
  I just have no. I'm missing some pieces in
• 2:05:26
  between, right, I mean, we can all benefit from a little ego
• 2:05:30
  death, every now and again, 100%.
• 2:05:34
  So what I've been doing though is I've got these really.
• 2:05:42
  They're so good. They're called polka dot polka.
• 2:05:47
  Dot they're made in Oakland and they've got five grams of
• 2:05:50
  mushrooms. There's 15.
• 2:05:52
  It's a chocolate bar. This 15 little chunks of
• 2:05:54
  chocolate. And they taste delicious.
• 2:05:58
  I mean, I've never, I've never had mushrooms that tasted
• 2:06:01
  anything close to this, but anyway, I take one break off a 3
• 2:06:07
  and then a break off the one and then break that one in half and
• 2:06:10
  I take that, I take a half of a little bit.
• 2:06:12
  I don't even know it's probably like a 1/8 of a gram Maybe.
• 2:06:17
  But it is significant. It makes a huge difference in My
• 2:06:23
  overall mood. I don't give I'm not fucked up,
• 2:06:25
  I'm not stoned. It's just an elevated sort of
• 2:06:31
  thing that used to be a the only thing I could equate it to is
• 2:06:36
  when I would take Pharmaceuticals things like
• 2:06:38
  Adderall or painkiller or something.
• 2:06:41
  Where it's like, I'm like, oh fuck yeah.
• 2:06:43
  I'm ready to go. Like I feel good.
• 2:06:45
  I'm you know, I'm genuinely. Lee engaging people and not just
• 2:06:49
  trying to, you know, just get through it sort of thing, my
• 2:06:54
  mic, what I like, good what my question is, what would happen
• 2:06:59
  if I were to hypothetically visit you and I were to act
• 2:07:04
  like, take a big like chomp out of that.
• 2:07:11
  Well, I'm going to read, I'm going to read you what it says
• 2:07:14
  serving suggestions microdose. One, two, three pieces will
• 2:07:17
  stimulate your mind. Therapeutic for 29 pieces
• 2:07:21
  Mindful and elevated. And then God mode. 10 to 15
• 2:07:27
  walls might melt. So, depending on how big of a
• 2:07:30
  bite, Yeah, they literally put that dude, and this packaging is
• 2:07:39
  legit. It's the it looks like a.
• 2:07:41
  It's the it looks better than any candy bar that you will ever
• 2:07:45
  buy anywhere. It's, it's like holographic, and
• 2:07:48
  it's got razor Wonka. Yeah, but I was literally,
• 2:07:53
  that's what it looks like a fucking Wonka.
• 2:07:55
  Well, no, look Sammy. I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 2:07:58
  It can be scary, the first romantic notion of have to have
• 2:08:01
  a mental fortitude. To handle the most important
• 2:08:04
  thing. The most important you
• 2:08:06
  definitely want mental fortitude, but the most
• 2:08:09
  important thing is your surrounding.
• 2:08:11
  The people are, who are around you, when you do it, and where
• 2:08:13
  you are, when you do it because it is going to hyper-focus a lot
• 2:08:18
  of shit that you've never even thought about, you know, dude,
• 2:08:22
  dude, you're gonna feel like, if you do, like a standard dose,
• 2:08:25
  right? Like a standard, like most
• 2:08:27
  people kind of first, I'm at for proper to g to g, is what I
• 2:08:31
  always took two to three grams is the most hated.
• 2:08:35
  And that's the other thing for me.
• 2:08:36
  I'm speaking from the LSD side. I've never actually done off but
• 2:08:39
  I'm curious I love. So Ellis T.
• 2:08:42
  So let me explain this. The best I can LSD is like
• 2:08:46
  science fiction. And mushrooms are like fantasy.
• 2:08:51
  That is what I've generally come to understand from reading a lot
• 2:08:55
  of people's experiences and hearing them talk about it is
• 2:08:58
  thats how it kind of fucking Compares.
• 2:08:59
  But it's the same thing of laser goddamn Focus, having done
• 2:09:04
  significant amounts of both. Okay.
• 2:09:07
  There we go. I with the intro now the car
• 2:09:10
  keynote speaker. Yeah, yeah, no, I actually had a
• 2:09:15
  neuro, an actual neuropharmacology, just that
• 2:09:19
  went to NYU. Or that was in NYU.
• 2:09:23
  That was one of my roommates met at a party in New York City.
• 2:09:29
  That was sending us their homemade acid and they were
• 2:09:35
  sending quarter sheets at a time. 250 Pits on a thick, you
• 2:09:42
  know, on perforated like like really thick stock card and we
• 2:09:49
  would take, we would take like 20.
• 2:09:51
  Any of those at a time. Holy fucking Christ in heaven.
• 2:09:54
  Yeah, that's the best look. And the thing is Sammy.
• 2:09:59
  The difference really is I could take 20 hits fucking acid and I
• 2:10:04
  never felt like I was going to die, but the one time I took
• 2:10:08
  like, five grams of mushrooms, there was several Points
• 2:10:15
  throughout that trip that I was like I'm dying I'm gonna die.
• 2:10:21
  Psilocybin is like you're poisoning yourself in your brain
• 2:10:26
  and that's that's where the hallucinations and shit come
• 2:10:28
  from. But the that's why I think the
• 2:10:32
  micro dosing is a important because these mushrooms grow out
• 2:10:37
  of the ground, its mother nature acid is the chemical you have to
• 2:10:41
  make it in a lab. There's a huge difference
• 2:10:44
  between those trips. What's really ironic is the acid
• 2:10:49
  trip. Feels way cleaner than,
• 2:10:52
  especially if it's good acid. Yeah, is way cleaner than the
• 2:10:56
  mushroom trip that's grows out of the ground and that is what
• 2:10:59
  you feel. Like shit.
• 2:11:01
  It hurts, dude. Clean what a clean trip means?
• 2:11:04
  Because I've also done ecstasy as I'm sure you might have in
• 2:11:07
  your path. Yes.
• 2:11:08
  Yeah. And, and I've had both dirty
• 2:11:10
  fucking ex and I've had really fucking Kleenex.
• 2:11:13
  And that wasn't very big differentiator into how your
• 2:11:17
  trip goes, whether it's full-on psychedelic or not.
• 2:11:20
  Yeah, I've had dirty and clean. You know, meth based heroin
• 2:11:25
  based. Yeah, I mean look, bro.
• 2:11:31
  I've been there done that. Got it?
• 2:11:33
  Yeah, that's not a really a Bragg necessarily, but there's a
• 2:11:43
  certain weight that you feel that isn't there.
• 2:11:46
  When something's clean your kind of more finely tuned, if that
• 2:11:50
  makes sense. Like that sounds real to be
• 2:11:52
  isil. I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 2:11:54
  Sammy if I had and I suggest this, I would suggest this to
• 2:11:59
  everybody. If you have a solid source which
• 2:12:04
  would be hard to, you know, verify or quantify without
• 2:12:09
  reputable, sources are surrounding them acid is 100%,
• 2:12:14
  the better route to go. If you're looking for a just
• 2:12:19
  straight-up hallucinogenic experience.
• 2:12:21
  Now if you're looking for a deep psychedelic experience, it's
• 2:12:26
  either mushrooms or Ayahuasca. I've never done ayahuasca. but
• 2:12:31
  from what I understand, it's just it's mushroom person, you
• 2:12:35
  know, end of the spectrum on Acid.
• 2:12:42
  You know, you're guaranteed, throw up.
• 2:12:44
  You are going to throw. It's going to hurt.
• 2:12:46
  That's part of hallucinogens. Yeah.
• 2:12:48
  You throw up, not all of them but but some of the strongest
• 2:12:52
  ones. Yeah.
• 2:12:53
  Right. So you know, acid and mushrooms
• 2:12:58
  are basically the party drugs and they're but they're
• 2:13:01
  different spectrums, men, they really are.
• 2:13:04
  I cannot believe. We're talking about this right
• 2:13:06
  now on fucking are like this is a real thing we're talking about
• 2:13:09
  fuck. I'll get the by the railings
• 2:13:15
  bitch. Yeah I'm fine with it.
• 2:13:20
  Welcome to Odyssey ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:13:24
  Welcome to I see a new fucking era today we talk about drugs
• 2:13:32
  and Sammy never does any of them until I fucking move within a 50
• 2:13:37
  miles of that little crippled bitch.
• 2:13:39
  And I walk to his house. House with all of the drugs.
• 2:13:45
  And I will shove them down his crippled throat and we will film
• 2:13:49
  the whole thing. What, what if, okay, but what if
• 2:13:55
  it magically like, I start walking?
• 2:13:58
  Well, I'm on mushrooms of shit when I'm sober, I'm just
• 2:14:02
  crippled. That was Sam.
• 2:14:05
  We'll look, there's no way in hell that that would not be
• 2:14:08
  filmed, and you would not be a Marvel of medical students.
• 2:14:12
  You would be would be, you would instantly be a star and also
• 2:14:17
  immediately be canceled because there's like 500 episodes of me.
• 2:14:22
  Sandy and word, calling people retards talk about juice and all
• 2:14:27
  the other things. So you have to go completely
• 2:14:30
  private yoga to be count. Yoga, literally, five minutes.
• 2:14:34
  Go, y'all got five minutes of Niger and all the favor getting.
• 2:14:43
  No, that's not true. Look, I had five minutes of
• 2:14:46
  fame. There was a gas leak at my
• 2:14:48
  middle school. I walked out.
• 2:14:50
  I'm sorry. II rolled out of my high school.
• 2:14:54
  I'm sorry. Middle School.
• 2:14:56
  It's my middle school on a stretcher because I couldn't
• 2:15:00
  fucking breathe. And I could, I was look.
• 2:15:03
  I've done a bunch of drugs since then, but I have never been so
• 2:15:08
  disc fucking Kebab elated. I couldn't see straight like the
• 2:15:12
  straight, you know, when the the theatrical worst shits like
• 2:15:16
  weaving from left to right through the middle of your
• 2:15:19
  vision. I was, I, that was I was in
• 2:15:21
  fucking science class. I'm like, I can't.
• 2:15:26
  Excuse me. Mrs. Teacher, I can't wobble.
• 2:15:31
  Wobble, wobble, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom, pom
• 2:15:36
  pom. Yeah.
• 2:15:37
  No, this is teacher. I can't see you.
• 2:15:39
  And then it was like proper, proper proper proper, proper
• 2:15:41
  proper. And then it was like, moved out
• 2:15:43
  of this class, and into the hallway.
• 2:15:45
  And was told to put my arms, over my head.
• 2:15:48
  And then, the entire school was evacuated.
• 2:15:51
  It. And then it was taken out on a
• 2:15:52
  stretcher. I had a whole not five minutes,
• 2:15:56
  but probably one entire minute. Okay.
• 2:16:00
  Yeah. But if there weren't hours of
• 2:16:02
  footage of you saying game or words, there's a different
• 2:16:06
  lesson, the Jews are fucking exactly what I was in seventh
• 2:16:18
  grade. And I was like, listen, man.
• 2:16:21
  Part that the Israel is an apartheid state that Palestine
• 2:16:25
  deserves to be free. The West Bank is that's an
• 2:16:28
  occupation. Fuck the juice and fuck
• 2:16:30
  everything they stand for and then I got some sort of gas flow
• 2:16:35
  in my face. It's all I camera.
• 2:16:39
  Hey, where's the Goddamn? I'm drunk says the state is she
• 2:16:51
  Shaped stupid which just like a penis.
• 2:16:55
  I know, I know first off I know that's not your comment was.
• 2:17:00
  I know that's your fiancé. Why Sammy wiring shots dude.
• 2:17:07
  God damn risky. Not even speaking.
• 2:17:12
  He's already not speaking for himself.
• 2:17:22
  Because his wife or girlfriend or whatever.
• 2:17:26
  Whatever. Dude, tweet, I didn't even know,
• 2:17:30
  I don't even know anymore, they're they're, they're getting
• 2:17:33
  married. They're not getting married.
• 2:17:35
  They're they're on, hold but whatever.
• 2:17:38
  They listen, buddy. She was she tweeted at me that
• 2:17:43
  my well first off, she tweeted randomly that people from Ohio
• 2:17:49
  aren't real. Which is the most which is, that
• 2:17:56
  is pretty fucking random know that.
• 2:18:04
  So I'm like, I can't remember how the thread goes but I like.
• 2:18:08
  How do you, how do you know? So then she oh no, I said, well,
• 2:18:14
  I'm not even sure Baltimore is a real City.
• 2:18:17
  And then she brings up a wire and Massachusetts.
• 2:18:22
  No Baltimore's and Maryland's. Oh wow!
• 2:18:26
  I thought I heard Boston. I'm sorry.
• 2:18:29
  I heard Boston. I'm sorry.
• 2:18:31
  No legitimately shut the fuck up back there.
• 2:18:36
  Stoner piece of shit. Fucking hold the fucking phone.
• 2:18:48
  Sammy does not talk like a normal person.
• 2:18:51
  He's crippled All right. He's he mumbled too much, shut
• 2:18:56
  up. Shut the fuck up.
• 2:19:03
  Kick you to the Wolves. All right.
• 2:19:39
  As a as a Midwestern and Southern.
• 2:19:46
  The person I am is there also a Baltimore, Massachusetts?
• 2:19:58
  No, I don't know. There's not.
• 2:20:00
  So what the fuck? Are you laughing about a Cuba?
• 2:20:03
  It's the joke. Okay?
• 2:20:06
  So your joke is just based on a lie, I have no idea what the
• 2:20:12
  fuck. That's fine.
• 2:20:56
  Maryland. Always he says, ack about going
• 2:21:00
  to be crippled soon. Well, maybe maybe the comes up
• 2:21:06
  in this neck of the cornfields. You don't know what core feels
• 2:21:11
  on, man. Boy, I would I be smoking fat
• 2:21:13
  doobies and Amish. No, I said, if you come up and
• 2:21:16
  do this neck of the cornfields my neck of the cornfield, that's
• 2:21:20
  what I was at, you know. Look.
• 2:21:21
  All right. You know, I think I'm really
• 2:21:23
  wanting neck. You can't have like, two next.
• 2:21:26
  Let's not think about a leaf. I don't even know what the
• 2:21:31
  fuck's going on. And then she said, my and she
• 2:22:28
  said, and then she said, say, I hear, you're staying, Dave
• 2:22:33
  stupid and I said, well, we have Miami Vice and she said, look,
• 2:22:39
  Sam. I see my point is still stands.
• 2:22:42
  There are any interesting shows. In Ohio are ago, it doesn't
• 2:22:46
  exist. Look, the fact of the matter is,
• 2:22:49
  is your state is the thick weirdly shaped.
• 2:22:53
  Shaped phallus of the country that we all live in.
• 2:22:58
  And yeah, I know anywhere. Whether it's Boston,
• 2:23:03
  Massachusetts, or Boston, Maryland, it's the good.
• 2:23:09
  It was about Baltimore Massachusetts, shut up.
• 2:23:16
  No, that's not what I meant. Of the country.
• 2:23:30
  Okay. Points.
• 2:23:37
  That's a good question. What if it is true that a Cuba?
• 2:23:40
  You ask a question of fire. Go ahead buddy.
• 2:23:44
  Don't know. Go ahead.
• 2:23:45
  You fucking smart piece of shit because yo you would think
• 2:23:52
  you're teaching me. I'm the one that's trying.
• 2:23:55
  So that's my allergy of the of the East Coast being the gut of
• 2:23:59
  the country and Sammy State being the big old dick.
• 2:24:03
  All right? Whether you're in Baltimore,
• 2:24:06
  Tomorr. Massachusetts?
• 2:24:08
  Or Boston Maryland's. What about my reflexes?
• 2:24:15
  You are the gut know that's a real place and it also sucks.
• 2:24:19
  Oh, that look at that. That is the, that's the gun of
• 2:24:24
  the country. That's the low.
• 2:24:26
  The dick that's below the dick and it hangs weighed too low.
• 2:24:32
  Go ahead. I thought I thought the gun goes
• 2:24:34
  over the dick and then I hang up.
• 2:24:36
  No no sometimes it goes below the dick when you exceptional e
• 2:24:40
  fat like this country is my pad but it is.
• 2:24:50
  He says Sammy was in Miami Ohio. I sometimes I wish I had gone to
• 2:24:57
  the school is Amanda which has gone to I live in fucking
• 2:25:02
  Wisconsin. Maryland.
• 2:25:11
  So we're, we're just all occasion doc, seeing each other.
• 2:25:14
  We're just gonna fight, you know what, what the fuck are we?
• 2:25:17
  Yeah, come to my address at 1245.
• 2:25:20
  Any Street in Mera Mera boss. Don't like it and if you can't
• 2:25:26
  make it there, come to five, four, three, two, one.
• 2:25:29
  Suck my dick Road in Northwest Indiana.
• 2:25:34
  I tried to say Baltimore match that shoots it.
• 2:25:37
  You sounded like a fucking retard.
• 2:25:39
  Just now. Have to say that you've been
• 2:25:42
  giving me shit. All night you motherfucker, you
• 2:25:45
  sounded like a stoned retard but it was somebody had to give you
• 2:25:48
  the W. I understood exactly what you
• 2:25:51
  were saying. Look, we were just talking about
• 2:26:25
  notoriety. Look, if I'm gonna die, I'm
• 2:26:27
  gonna do it on your show that nobody fucking watches.
• 2:26:34
  Yeah. Yeah because yeah because we got
• 2:26:37
  because we got fucking suspended up YouTube because well look
• 2:26:41
  hold on. Time out, my whole point was,
• 2:26:44
  was has been to gonna kill you little traction.
• 2:26:48
  Oh no to get Sammy traction, and yes to kill myself.
• 2:26:51
  Perhaps you know, that's always been up in the air.
• 2:26:55
  So if I do it on air on Sammy, show, it doesn't matter where
• 2:26:58
  the fuck he does it. I think Fox News at least would
• 2:27:02
  pick that little Nigga up and he could do an interview and be
• 2:27:05
  like this did Jeff was a, he was a good guy and I loved him.
• 2:27:23
  I loved him like a brother. Fuck.
• 2:27:26
  Hold on. I'm gonna crawl to my bathroom
• 2:27:29
  real quick Tucker Carlson. somebody needs to occur Carlson
• 2:27:39
  clip where he's watching something for God's sake,
• 2:28:00
  despite what Sammy has to say, I'm just saying you don't need
• 2:28:06
  his consent. Yes, Leon Khan video, edits.
• 2:28:10
  Only boy. I wish I had more ability to
• 2:28:21
  financially support people online so I could donate $20 to
• 2:28:26
  some subversive Sammy hater to deters, fuck him, make that
• 2:28:32
  clip. Whoop.
• 2:28:34
  You know, it'd be a good cook, it's a good clip.
• 2:28:38
  That's a good Clips. I mean, maybe you're lazy
• 2:28:41
  crippled ass that can't even fucking walk.
• 2:28:43
  Could do some internet work, you know, some computer work and
• 2:28:48
  edit some clips and, you know, it could be fun, maybe just cut
• 2:28:52
  it just cut this shit post. That is by itself, you know?
• 2:29:04
  I'm definitely joking but it's just a little hard.
• 2:29:19
  Yeah, I do. I just let him pull the Rope out
• 2:29:22
  and take the Noose. I'm not even stopping him
• 2:29:23
  anymore. Don't like okay.
• 2:29:26
  Now that's the best way to do it.
• 2:29:28
  Yeah. And you're using the best route
• 2:29:30
  from Baltimore Massachusetts. That's right.
• 2:29:35
  Austin Minnesota. Whiskey goes, hang on Tiger II.
• 2:29:43
  Gotta go to be R, cross the fridge.
• 2:29:49
  Hey, there's a Tucker's. That's a good question.
• 2:29:51
  Hold on a second while I like, I gotta go grab a beer, wrote
• 2:29:54
  Creek. Yeah, just leave the door and
• 2:30:05
  it's Tucker making that face that Tucker face worse on the we
• 2:30:11
  all know that face dude, puckers lips.
• 2:30:26
  every time you come on this show,
• 2:30:43
  I won't because okay, I so I just started this to today.
• 2:30:48
  George w-- Bush. Hey boys, this is the Apex
• 2:30:52
  camera of presidents. Yeah, they actually, yeah.
• 2:30:58
  That actually kind of lines up Sir.
• 2:31:01
  What are we gonna do about Katrina?
• 2:31:02
  We're gonna find out what? Well, you you, we gon find out.
• 2:31:08
  We go find that little girl. We have ended.
• 2:31:17
  Saddam Hussein and his regime in Iraq.
• 2:31:23
  We have declared victory over the mujahideen then that's
• 2:31:30
  Obama. Yeah.
• 2:31:55
  We have completed our mission here in Iraq.
• 2:32:03
  We have defeated the enemy. I have no idea.
• 2:32:10
  What Condoleezza Rice. I was like, I'm not gonna lie to
• 2:32:12
  you, it's okay. They're do.
• 2:32:14
  I We are going to fuck the Arabs in their skinny little asses.
• 2:32:23
  My name is Condoleezza Rice. Condell, Angus rice, as Dave
• 2:32:29
  Chappelle might have said and I'm gonna fuck them in here.
• 2:32:34
  Arab ass is With my penis feels good to be on the site was shut
• 2:32:44
  up, dude. You know what?
• 2:32:45
  Shut the fuck up. She might, I don't know.
• 2:33:08
  Yeah, don't fucking out of your mind.
• 2:34:10
  We are exploiting our crippled friend.
• 2:34:15
  Yeah, you're here to bitch get over it.
• 2:34:19
  I'm abide standard statistic and The fuck, do I have to gain more
• 2:34:27
  than you bitch? Other than the, yeah, you're
• 2:34:33
  going to for the wheelchair. You're here too.
• 2:34:36
  That's the point, but I'm not in it for the wheelchair like you
• 2:34:41
  No, I'm in it for the wind chair.
• 2:34:46
  That means that, that that what the fuck are you doing?
• 2:34:53
  What are you doing? Why do you let this happen on
• 2:34:56
  your show? How is this a thing?
• 2:35:09
  How the fuck do you live? Look, you could do better.
• 2:35:22
  I think I could make you more money if you tried harder.
• 2:35:25
  It's all on you though. It's not really has nothing to
• 2:35:29
  do with me. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 2:35:45
  Is, I'm pretty sure I hired you to say I could make you more
• 2:35:49
  money if you work harder. Yeah, that is what I said, he's
• 2:35:56
  drunk. Do you expect the news logic?
• 2:35:58
  You can't even read for chrissakes.
• 2:36:00
  I took two, I look, I took two hits off of roach earlier to
• 2:36:03
  you. Yeah, I'm really stoned right
• 2:36:06
  now. Where was it?
• 2:36:23
  That's a better one for you. Yep.
• 2:36:27
  Boston is in Michigan. That's what I said.
• 2:36:33
  Actually I don't know if you guys know this but the true
• 2:36:37
  origin of. Oh God I fucking can't even say
• 2:36:44
  it up. Fuck is gonna be dumb.
• 2:36:48
  It's done. No, you shut up.
• 2:37:02
  You should have you know? Yeah, I'm Sammy.
• 2:37:06
  It's my show God there. I can tell you to shut up.
• 2:37:10
  You're only that you can tell me to shut up, but I know you're
• 2:37:22
  only trying to make you money, cut to Cliff narrator.
• 2:37:47
  Until I kill my fucking Mexican girlfriend on Mike.
• 2:37:51
  We're still alive. Come on.
• 2:37:53
  Nobody believes. You're gonna kill her.
• 2:37:57
  It's gonna go. She just needs to listen to this
• 2:37:59
  episode. Probably.
• 2:38:18
  Oh, no. Not Odyssey.
• 2:38:20
  That's a good point. Whoo, we're Goodfellas, you
• 2:38:25
  might have barely gotten lucky by the skin of your fucking to.
• 2:38:29
  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't care.
• 2:38:34
  Oh yeah, yeah, you're so rude. Well, well, well you say that,
• 2:38:47
  you say that, now that you don't care but you might think
• 2:38:51
  differently when she has a switchblade to your balls.
• 2:38:55
  Sammy, how long have you heard how long have you known me?
• 2:38:59
  like, Like a zillion years at this point, but go ahead and
• 2:39:05
  known legitimately at least for, right?
• 2:39:08
  Yeah, years How long have you known me to not?
• 2:39:12
  Want to kill myself like openly? Most, look at the tone of the
• 2:39:21
  show. Let's go deep always have a
• 2:39:25
  point, right? So for at least four years.
• 2:39:28
  So this, this woman who has known me for three years, Is
• 2:39:37
  it's no different like damn it. You know what?
• 2:39:44
  II was I was going to ask if she's sucked.
• 2:39:48
  The soul out of your out of your dick yet.
• 2:39:51
  Knows no. No that's not.
• 2:39:53
  My point is is like she's just she's just another casualty when
• 2:39:58
  I eventually just fall off the face of the planet.
• 2:40:01
  Unfortunately. And I don't know what to do
• 2:40:04
  about it, man. You know, all these people, all
• 2:40:08
  these people love me. You guys, both of you in this
• 2:40:11
  chat, you love me. Unconditionally I'm so awesome
• 2:40:14
  and I know it and you guys know it I'm just getting I'm sorry we
• 2:40:20
  could have descended this one game or words but know we should
• 2:40:26
  have Sam for the show. Looks him, you're a faggot and I
• 2:40:31
  love you to death but you're a faggot and I can't wait to move
• 2:40:35
  to the swamps and Louisiana. So I can't reg my ass to you on
• 2:40:40
  my feet while you scoot your little ass away on your wheels.
• 2:40:44
  You're not going to get far. I promise you for some ketchup.
• 2:40:47
  Chocolate mushrooms good. No, I'll probably front kick him
• 2:40:51
  in the face. At least once a good luck for it
• 2:40:56
  as a good walk forward as a big-ass, State walking from Same
• 2:41:01
  here. A very public figure at this
• 2:41:03
  point. I'm sure.
• 2:41:05
  I think I can find you. I as a matter of fact, I think I
• 2:41:09
  could just ask you where you live and you'll tell me and I'll
• 2:41:14
  be like, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
• 2:41:22
  I'm pretty sure I had. I'm pretty sure I have told you.
• 2:41:26
  Yeah. But you probably have but you've
• 2:41:28
  always been very stoned and drunk and then you and then
• 2:41:33
  you'll be like, oh shit, I don't remember, I don't remember that.
• 2:41:37
  That because I was stuck. I was, unless you go through our
• 2:41:42
  DMS and delete all of them from every platform.
• 2:41:45
  We've talked on, I think I could find it.
• 2:41:50
  Yeah, yeah, no, I don't, I don't yeah no, I'm sure I'm sure you
• 2:41:56
  could do. Do do please and the show.
• 2:42:04
  Why he's in German two hours and 42 minutes.
• 2:42:09
  That's my belly. Why was going to ask akka Buffy
• 2:42:12
  out of the game and lose some gaming news?
• 2:42:14
  Yes. So I can go piss real quick.
• 2:42:17
  Oh, fuck you. You fucking faggot.
• 2:42:36
  So the first one is, if you're a fan of the game bro, Force,
• 2:42:39
  which is a, they come like a metal slug but with destructible
• 2:42:44
  environments and it's a parody of all kinds of action heroes.
• 2:42:48
  So Boondock Saints, everything Schwarzenegger's been in Tank
• 2:42:52
  Girl. Machete, Judge, Dredd RoboCop
• 2:42:55
  blade. It's a fun up to 4 player,
• 2:42:59
  action game and they are going to be receiving a final, massive
• 2:43:03
  update. Eight, which will be.
• 2:43:06
  I guess the the final cap off for the game which launched in
• 2:43:08
  2015 and that will launch in early 2023, which I am happy for
• 2:43:14
  because that's a good game that deserves it.
• 2:43:19
  And besides all of that. So Sonic co-creator, Yuji Naka
• 2:43:26
  among former Square Enix employees were arrested over
• 2:43:30
  Dragon Quest related insider trading and basically the
• 2:43:36
  combined total invested in a company that had yet to be
• 2:43:39
  announced that they were working on a Dragon Quest game.
• 2:43:43
  These gentlemen, sunk around three hundred thousand dollars
• 2:43:46
  into u.s. dollars. Dollars before it went public,
• 2:43:51
  that this company was going to make a Dragon Quest game.
• 2:43:54
  And Dragon Quest in Japan. Is kind of like Halo Halo was
• 2:44:03
  over here at a certain point where yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:44:07
  It's like a Final Fantasy game but it's that same kind of
• 2:44:10
  caliber where there aren't allowed to release it during the
• 2:44:12
  weekday because people will call off of work.
• 2:44:16
  So yeah. Yeah they they knew that this
• 2:44:19
  company was going to make a new Dragon Quest game.
• 2:44:21
  They knew the price the stock price would rise.
• 2:44:24
  They put 300 thousand dollars into it and yeah, no that didn't
• 2:44:30
  go so well because now they're under arrest.
• 2:44:34
  Damn, yeah, yeah, don't don't, don't do insider trading if you
• 2:44:40
  have The Insider knowledge have somebody else do them the
• 2:44:43
  investing. Don't don't don't leave that
• 2:44:47
  much of a fucking close tie to yourself that you could possibly
• 2:44:51
  have Insider knowledge. You fucking idiot.
• 2:44:56
  Always a good always. A good rule of thumb and don't
• 2:45:00
  be like don't be like Apex and eat too many mushrooms and oh I
• 2:45:07
  didn't. And then pork rinds.
• 2:45:12
  Yeah pork rinds are bad chicharron that's what about it
• 2:45:15
  for you. Hey, Hugh.
• 2:45:17
  As you use a mushroom chocolate bar.
• 2:45:23
  I look, I specified. Very clearly that I am taking
• 2:45:27
  micro doses less than either like a thug.
• 2:45:32
  You don't have to microdose, teach out on his.
• 2:45:34
  How bad can they be? No, nigger.
• 2:45:37
  I'm talking about fucking mushrooms now.
• 2:45:39
  Don't you fucking? Don't you gasps like me?
• 2:45:43
  You fucking Something I read. You're the one.
• 2:45:50
  You're the one who said it. I'm just saying.
• 2:45:53
  She doesn't like the Acoma is beating him at his own game.
• 2:46:01
  I think I'm true. I think that fucking well.
• 2:46:05
  Hold on. I don't even have a game.
• 2:46:06
  How can I get beat me at my own game?
• 2:46:08
  I don't even have a game. Your game is, is deep, is
• 2:46:13
  devaluing the show and eating and drinking.
• 2:46:20
  And and drinking too much. Okay so and and so it means I'm
• 2:46:26
  out doing you and derailing. This train all the way from
• 2:46:29
  Baltimore Massachusetts. Mmm Yeah, do Boston Minnesota.
• 2:46:44
  Austin Minnesota my fucking fag guy.
• 2:46:48
  My name is a key, but I fuck trains in Boston.
• 2:46:54
  Yeah. Minnesota accent though.
• 2:47:06
  They do. They certainly do.
• 2:47:10
  All colloquialism. You learn Baltimore
• 2:47:14
  Massachusetts. Yeah.
• 2:47:20
  Look this is just going to keep getting worse, buddy.
• 2:47:27
  I will clothe I literally just spit like my water all over.
• 2:47:36
  My I said, y KY spit water all over my mind.
• 2:48:25
  You know, the funny part is, I didn't actually spit any water
• 2:48:27
  at all, I laughed. And I dribbled a little bit, but
• 2:48:30
  I thought it'd be funny to go on the mic pretend like I was
• 2:48:35
  wiping it off. That's what I do here.
• 2:48:38
  Sam Ally is the dribbling of the, is it dripping of the
• 2:48:45
  water? Why you went white?
• 2:48:48
  Yeah, we'll go. That will go with it.
• 2:48:50
  Okay. It sounds as good as anything
• 2:48:55
  also and I'll servicewoman for free.
• 2:48:59
  Whiskey, is your internet Dad? No no he's not.
• 2:49:03
  He's like fucking two years older than me.
• 2:49:06
  I don't think you can have children at two years old, even
• 2:49:08
  on the internet. He's like my e might be my
• 2:49:11
  internet big brother, but I'm also, his internet big brother
• 2:49:14
  so he can suck my fucking internet dick.
• 2:49:17
  Alright, like I love, I love that faggot, that's exactly
• 2:49:21
  right. Just like on PornHub, it's an
• 2:49:23
  internet, the dick-sucking, you know, stepbrother thing.
• 2:49:27
  I'm certain of it anyway. It's the best show you've ever
• 2:49:59
  done. Sam.
• 2:50:00
  I think I have said that many times in our tenure as in my
• 2:50:10
  tenure, as your Coach are in the passenger seat.
• 2:50:16
  Oh, I was gonna I was trying to think of like some exalted, some
• 2:50:21
  fancy words but much you know, second that last that last
• 2:50:25
  little bit just broke my fucking break.
• 2:50:28
  So I kind of still laughing about that.
• 2:50:37
  Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining the
• 2:50:40
  Whitfield report here on Odyssey.
• 2:50:43
  Go to paypal.com /the. Whitfield report also stream
• 2:50:49
  webs.com /the which field report and here in a six days or so you
• 2:50:54
  can go back to youtube.com forward, slash the Whitfield
• 2:50:57
  report and also follow him on Twitter because he's a good boy.
• 2:51:01
  And me and this other retard here do not exemplify what this
• 2:51:05
  is. Poor little.
• 2:51:06
  Crippled boy is so, please follow and donate.
• 2:51:13
  To the zoo, dude. You even say his actual website,
• 2:51:16
  address, the Whitfield report.com, that one too.
• 2:51:22
  I did all the ones that he would, you know, the donation
• 2:51:25
  would Pay Pal and come on, man. Look and the water will just
• 2:51:29
  rewrite. Now the one that the one that
• 2:51:32
  you could have just you could have just said it instead of
• 2:51:36
  calling me, you are such a piece of shit.
• 2:51:41
  Fucking my wife. Brother-in-law.
• 2:51:46
  I don't believe. I don't believe you at all.
• 2:51:48
  I don't believe you. One bit Sammy if you don't and
• 2:51:52
  this joke, we are, we are gonna fucking, we are going to keep
• 2:51:55
  going buddy. I think, I think we've tortured
• 2:52:02
  the gamma enough what Thanks for listening to the
• 2:52:48
  Whitfield report on. The NGC Network.
• 2:52:51
  Please visit Sam's website at the Sam Whitfield.com and
• 2:52:58
  supports am on patreon and patreon.com Whitfield report.
• 2:53:04
  Until next time, God bless God. Save this great nation and God
• 2:53:09
  Freedom Legacy in that order.