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Show #236 The Male Box · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you. That's why it is a founding member
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  Speaker 1: of the Odd Pods Media Network.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: No, Stevie, stop it. The hell are you doing now?
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  Speaker 2: You're being weird man. You're trying to make me laugh
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  Speaker 2: while while the music is still playing, and it's not cool.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: It's not cool. I'm just calling you out. Oh make
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  Speaker 2: you cry, I'm calling you out. No. Oh, I ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna cry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh get good, don't cry, man, ain't.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's good.
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  Speaker 2: If I keep trying to wrap, I might cry. That
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  Speaker 2: crying might happen then, because the rapping is crapping and
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  Speaker 2: it's not going well, it ain't gonna happen. Welcome to
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  Speaker 2: b FY t W Episode two D and thirty six.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a few dicks we are?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Three exactly.
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  Speaker 3: One big one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody wants to claim that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm tiny. So anyway, Michael phenis, So, let's
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: we're a panel shows podcasts. We're gonna play three panel
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  Speaker 2: show inspired games. Whichever one of our two competitors here
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  Speaker 2: wins the most points the end of the game wins
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  Speaker 2: and gets absolutely nothing for their trouble except for maybe
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  Speaker 2: a slight sense of entitlement, but.
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  Speaker 1: I could use a little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: But if they do, they'll be slapped down pretty quick
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  Speaker 2: because they're entitled the Ship. Yeah, we're fucking dicks, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: so we might as well get into into the introductions.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start with the guy is still looks like
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: he's trying to hide. He's a gamer in a storyteller,
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  Speaker 2: and he used to be my youngest friend. Now he
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  Speaker 2: wishes I didn't know him. It's Aggie, He's.
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna cry.
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  Speaker 4: Cry.
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  Speaker 2: So serious question to to start our discussion here.
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  Speaker 3: And that is serious answer.
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  Speaker 2: What is your favorite rap song of all time? Man?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to say I don't listen to rap,
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  Speaker 3: because I do, but more in passing than the actively
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  Speaker 3: seeking it out. I don't know, I guess because I
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  Speaker 3: was introduced to eminem pretty early on. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: his songs are good fun. I couldn't tell you a
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  Speaker 3: single one off the top of my head, but I
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  Speaker 3: that sounds about right.
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  Speaker 2: For my Okay, I can't. I can't remember a single
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  Speaker 2: once again a non answer.
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  Speaker 3: There was a song that did recently and I truly
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  Speaker 3: wish I remember the name of it that he did
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  Speaker 3: with Snoop Dogg.
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  Speaker 2: Really good.
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  Speaker 3: I'll show it to you later.
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  Speaker 1: But the newest album, yeah I did, I can't. It's
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  Speaker 1: called but I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It's his favorite song, but he doesn't know the name
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  Speaker 2: of it. So again a non answer. So thanks song
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  Speaker 2: once again, you never thank you for failed to fail
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  Speaker 2: to impress.
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  Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, what I do.
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  Speaker 2: And his opponent as a podcaster and a veteran and
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  Speaker 2: that makes him, by law intergalactic law, a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 1: We can't talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stevie. Yeah, those aliens made you sign an n
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  Speaker 2: d A. You gotta keep your mouth shut.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't want to know how you signed
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  Speaker 1: an NDA in an intergalactics court. It's messed off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, use your butt. Yeah, it's a whole thing, not
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  Speaker 2: at the time. Yeah, it was a little rough in
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  Speaker 2: the months to follow us ink we use here, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: anti gravity ink also the whole spreading.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, the stamp stamp.
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  Speaker 2: The fuck are we talking about? Stevie? Your favorite? We've
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  Speaker 2: gotten off on the really wrong foot here, but sorry,
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  Speaker 2: just being super sill and I kind of love it.
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  Speaker 2: What is your favorite rap song of all time?
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  Speaker 1: Again? Gonna be difficult, but I have some answers.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what's your favorite bluegrass song?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you give me a non answer to it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was gonna say ludicrous Blueberry Yum yum.
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  Speaker 1: I've been playing it a lot lately and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's very upbeat, very happy, and it's about weed, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like cool cool, Yeah. But then I started going
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  Speaker 1: thinking deeper about it as you were asking, Augie, and
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  Speaker 1: I have to always go back to easy man, n
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  Speaker 1: w A. I'm probably gonna go with boys in the hood.
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  Speaker 1: No cruising down the street in my six fo like
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  Speaker 1: just fucking that. I love that ship man. That's like
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  Speaker 1: where I started, and then from there I went on
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  Speaker 1: the bone. But easy for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair. That's fair, all right, And thank you for
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  Speaker 2: a clear, concise and an answer where you remember the
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  Speaker 2: name of the song.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, very well. That's what I'm here for.
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  Speaker 1: This is the only thing I get right though. After this,
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  Speaker 1: it's all downhill from me.
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  Speaker 2: I just rubbing his eye with his middle finger very pointedly,
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  Speaker 2: and I get it. I do, And finally I am
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  Speaker 2: your host, pantiless ear and hit it Ston. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I am absolutely going to trick you for a laugh
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  Speaker 2: or two.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Ship's it gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know later, so.
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  Speaker 3: That's happens ask for me.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like I may have asked this question
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  Speaker 2: before because this feels I feel like I remember explaining this,
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  Speaker 2: although it could have been off air. But my favorite,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite rap song, absolutely without shadow of doubt, is
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  Speaker 2: bust rhymes Everybody Rise Again, Oh Ship, because in the choruses,
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  Speaker 2: he just he's just naming off states like he's he's
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  Speaker 2: he's wrapping the names of states, and then towards the
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  Speaker 2: end like he just kind of goes off script. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: And it's funny as hell. It may the first time
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  Speaker 2: I heard it, I left so hard I couldn't stop.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, that is absolutely hysterical. He he
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  Speaker 2: wraps like Mississippi, Colorado, Wyoming, fuck it, and that Wyoming
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  Speaker 2: fuck it is burned in my brain as like one
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  Speaker 2: of the funniest things anyone's ever done. And rep I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why it makes me laugh so hard otherwise
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  Speaker 2: just imagining that like there's there's literally like no black
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  Speaker 2: people in Wyoming at all, just like he's like for
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  Speaker 2: the for the two of my brothers and sisters who
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  Speaker 2: have found themselves in the whitest state.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine we're moving hereming.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody moves to Wyoming. Oh god, I can't even name
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  Speaker 2: a single city in Wyoming. I think they might have one,
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  Speaker 2: and it might be the capital, but it's otherwise. It's
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  Speaker 2: just like planes, I think. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know any either.
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  Speaker 2: But but like, but like when you think of states
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  Speaker 2: are and you think of states that are like just
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  Speaker 2: white people, you think Wyoming's got to be top of
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  Speaker 2: the list.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, right, I would, Well, yeah, I would, I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would assume. So I've never been to Wyoming, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the perception I get from it for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Jorge played me that song and made me laugh
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  Speaker 2: so hard. Uh, and I insisted on getting my own
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  Speaker 2: copy of it and listening to it repeatedly, so it
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  Speaker 2: became my favorite easily, hands down. Hands and Bust is
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  Speaker 2: also incredible. Yes, it was just very very good at
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  Speaker 2: what he does. There's a reason why he's, you know, famous.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Get to it. We're gonna play three games. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: play our first game. It's worth one episode point and
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  Speaker 2: is called like share block. I've got three news stories here, yes,
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  Speaker 2: thank you audience, to just chill for a second. I've
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  Speaker 2: got three news stories here, and all you have to
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  Speaker 2: do is just tell me which one of these three
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  Speaker 2: I've chosen to like, which one I've chosen to share in,
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  Speaker 2: which one I've chosen to block on social media. There
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  Speaker 2: is only one correct combination of all three, and whichever
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  Speaker 2: of you gets it will win the game and earn
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  Speaker 2: one point. Steve, You're gonna go first because Augie won
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  Speaker 2: the last like two games in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he did.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna go over all our news stories one
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  Speaker 2: by one, and then I'll have you make your guesses.
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  Speaker 2: Our first story, the CDC suggests burning raccoon toilets with
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  Speaker 2: hell fire to avoid fatal worms. And I swear to
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  Speaker 2: god I did not have a stroke in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of that headline, but it feels like I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does hell fire.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so yes, we're not even joking. H A fatal
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  Speaker 2: parasitic worm is spreading through the country through raccoon feces.
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  Speaker 2: Our country, yes, our country?
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck no, Canada, Uh, that's my alternate alternate. No Norway,
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  Speaker 2: you know where they are, where they have all the raccoons,
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  Speaker 2: so worm infections are rare, but the consequences are debilitating
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  Speaker 2: or even fatal. Fortunately, raccoons are neat little critters that
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  Speaker 2: prefer to poop in specific communal latrines. So if you
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  Speaker 2: find one, the official recommendation from the CDC is to
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  Speaker 2: kill it with fire. That's awesome, burn their poop hole
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  Speaker 2: to the ground.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense. Can you just bury it?
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  Speaker 1: No extus worms? Yeah, I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 2: So I was gonna say, do you have anything to say,
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  Speaker 2: and it's just like.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, I'm trying to think, like it makes sense we
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  Speaker 1: burn something.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's parasites that wake their way through the
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  Speaker 3: states all the time. Destroying it with fire is probably
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  Speaker 3: the best way about going about it. But that's not yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's not that's not gonna last forever, essentially, because it
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  Speaker 3: might end up causing more issues such as, now that
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  Speaker 3: shit's in the air and you're breathing it in, you
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  Speaker 3: cause a fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Forest fire or grass fire.
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  Speaker 3: You can accidentally hurt the animals themselves, hurt yourself, you know.
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  Speaker 3: All that ship literally and figuratively.
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  Speaker 1: So we need like anti worm medicine.
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  Speaker 3: They will eventually either figure out how to chemically deal
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  Speaker 3: with this problem, or they'll use or try to implement
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  Speaker 3: like some other natural predator that will go after at
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  Speaker 3: these worms or something.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that's awesome. Sence science talk science.
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  Speaker 2: We have just been science.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking yes, science all right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and a little bit more of an uplifting story.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on to story number two. Kitty makes eight
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  Speaker 2: hundred mile trek home to California. Ah it. Does anybody
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  Speaker 2: remember the nineties movie Homeward Bound? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: I sure do, Hell yeah, I do too.
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  Speaker 2: And a California house cat recently re enacted the premise
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  Speaker 2: of those movies. It did so in real life and
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: over a much longer distance than the animals and those films. So,
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  Speaker 2: Suzanne and Benjamin Anguiano are from Selinas, California. Uh, and
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  Speaker 2: they were visiting Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming, Wyoming. Fuck
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  Speaker 2: when they're kitty, When they're kitty, and I'm not fucking around.
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  Speaker 2: Their kitty's name is r A y n E rain
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  Speaker 2: b e a U bo Rainbow. Okay, okay, I hate
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  Speaker 2: these people already, and I understand why the cat wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get away Rainbow. So Rainbow spelled obnoxiously.
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  Speaker 1: H yeah, you know what, You're right.
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  Speaker 2: The cat want ran off into the woods as soon
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  Speaker 2: as it got free, smart like instantly took off like
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: fuck this noise. I'm tired of being called Rainbow out.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the name Rainbow. It's the fact that it's
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  Speaker 2: spelled rain bow. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, like they feed me, I love it,
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  Speaker 1: they give me pet The.
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  Speaker 2: Cat can read, but the easily it's fucking obnoxious name
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  Speaker 2: on the color steel water bowl. And it's like, God, damn,
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  Speaker 2: these people, the Angryano's searched for a very long time.
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  Speaker 2: Uh like uh, they they searched for as long as
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  Speaker 2: they could before they had to go home. They spent
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  Speaker 2: their like almost their entire vacation searching for this cat,
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  Speaker 2: and then they had to give up. And then two
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  Speaker 2: months later they get a call from somebody in California
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  Speaker 2: who found the cat. So it literally made its way
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  Speaker 2: from Wyoming all the way to California.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: And and was you know, rescued and has been reunited
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  Speaker 2: with its asshole parents.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that part. Just call him rain
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: what's up? Correct the spelling, but damn dude, that's awesome, Like,
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  Speaker 1: good for that cat. He was like, what I wanted
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  Speaker 1: a journey, bitch, I'm a grown up spell my name right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, cats, dogs, they've all don this ship for
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  Speaker 3: It might have just been so that it managed the
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  Speaker 3: finance Way to California. I don't think it could actually
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  Speaker 3: track its way back unless somehow it could, but I very.
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  Speaker 1: Much yeah, pretty much bolted.
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  Speaker 3: In a direction, just kept going.
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  Speaker 1: Dogs. Yeah, dogs for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Cats, I mean they got a good sense of smell,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm pretty sure at some point they'd be like, whatever,
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  Speaker 3: I live here now, fuck them.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Like, I don't know, it's just it's just seems weird.
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  Speaker 2: But they they know for sure it's the same cat
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  Speaker 2: because the cat was micro chipped. Oh sweet, so they
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: know it's It is absolutely that cat. It made the
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  Speaker 2: trip like just unbelievably over the course of two months.
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  Speaker 1: Shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it took its time. Wow, but there you go.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. All right, Well, since nobody has anything
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  Speaker 2: else to say about it, we're just gonna move on. Uh, Doctor,
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  Speaker 2: is Warren slap fighting may cause brain damage, surprising stupid
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  Speaker 2: people everywhere who.
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  Speaker 1: Have been playing for decades.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this just in if you have not been paying
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  Speaker 2: attention since birth, getting hit in the head over and
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  Speaker 2: over maybe dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: Firsthand right here, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Honest to god. So slap fighting is apparently a recently invented,
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  Speaker 2: recently invented contact sport. Pretty sure slap fighting has been
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  Speaker 2: going around for longer than that that is apparently growing
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  Speaker 2: in popularity. People just keep taking turns slapping each other
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  Speaker 2: in the face until one of them falls to the ground.
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  Speaker 2: And unlike any other fighting sport, you cannot defend yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to take the slap. It's all down
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  Speaker 2: to your constitution and how much you can handle. And
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  Speaker 2: even flinching can get you disqualified, so using any protective
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  Speaker 2: equipment is out of the question.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, people are standing there and slapping each other repeatedly.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll go watch it, and that's probably why
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  Speaker 1: this is making money and it's a big thing. But
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  Speaker 1: I would never fucking participate.
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  Speaker 2: Now. My argument to the doctors who are saying this
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  Speaker 2: is let natural selection take its course again.
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  Speaker 1: Agreed, these people.
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  Speaker 2: Should be taken out of the gene pool. Here's the
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  Speaker 2: thing about notice before they before they dirty the fuck
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  Speaker 2: out of it.
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  Speaker 3: Natural selection only works for the natural humans are far
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  Speaker 3: from sadly, thanks to modern science and medical science. Even
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  Speaker 3: the dubbest among us can live to their ripe old ages.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but they're breeding, and that's the problem. They're taking
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  Speaker 2: a shit in their gene pool.
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  Speaker 3: Again. Doing nothing just allows them to literally take that shit.
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  Speaker 3: Doing something to just stop it from happening in the
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  Speaker 3: first place, he's cut off a generation of quite literally idiots.
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  Speaker 2: I have no objection with these people, like living their
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  Speaker 2: lives to the end of their life with all of
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  Speaker 2: their brain damage, it's fine. But if they have kids,
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  Speaker 2: like this is just gonna get worse.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: Next, next, next sport, Next sport these people come up
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  Speaker 2: with is gonna be called stab fighting. They're gonna eat
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: knights and turn stabbing each other, like, I guaranteed. Like
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: that's how how much more stupid can this get?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, I get the Mad Max Thunderdome or some ship.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I'm still waiting for that reclassification of idiocracy becoming a documentary.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's almost there.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: It's almost there. It's just missing a few key points
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: and then it'll be there.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, Yeah, doctors had to issue a study, had
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  Speaker 2: to had to because people didn't realize different idiots fucking
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: unbelievably stupid.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean I'm stupid, says the incredibly stupid person.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know I was dumb. Also, it's it's eliminating
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  Speaker 2: Trump voats. So like I say, all the more, it's anyway, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just just just start promoting slap fighting at Trump rallies.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, guess what I got a keg of beer
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  Speaker 1: and hands? Who wants to join.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: You?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Two?
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  Speaker 1: Start?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Let him go?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Guess Who've got a keg of beer in two hands?
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  Speaker 1: This guy la fighting? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, unreal? Uh So yeah, that's I have nothing else
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  Speaker 2: to say about that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to say.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: It's okay, Stevie. Those are our three stories. CDC recommends
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  Speaker 2: cleansing raccoon toilets with hell fire cat makes eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: mile track back home despite awful pearance. Uh and doctors
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  Speaker 2: warned that slap fighting may cause brain damage.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I had to change my answer now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, and honestly, doctors, I think you might be
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: too late.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh god, yeah, I'm I already started playing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm suggesting if they're if they're slap fighting. The brain
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  Speaker 2: damage is already there. It's already there. You can't you
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  Speaker 2: can't stop it. You're not You're not gonna make it
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: that much worse. Honestly, fun finish just ragging on these
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: people for fucking ever. They're too stupid to get.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: It, and it's fucking with my answer because it's like,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: God damn, I'm about to change that three goddamn time,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: but I'm not.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is tough. It It just really is because
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I because I found it tough.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know you think this is stupid, but
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: at the same time, it's kind of funny. But I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: gonna go with You're liking the CDC burning the raccoon
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: poo because hell fire is funny. You're gonna block the
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: kitty story because they can't went back to asshole people
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: they called them rain Bow fucking Dix, And then you're
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: gonna share the slap flights because yeah, you know what,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: let the stupid people slap more of themselves. Fucking get
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the word out there. Let's do this shit. Okay, seek logic.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Oh ye, you can keep one of those, but you'll
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: have to swap the other two, or you can go
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: entirely your own way, go and tell you the ma
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: own way.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna shared, like block shared the CDC story because
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: well it's a technically an official government story. Uh, Like
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: the kiddie makes a eight hundred mile trek home because
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: regardless of the stupid name, it was a pet that
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: got lost and was found again. And of course, block
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: the idiots smacking each other because let's be honest here,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: just let them do it to themselves, away from us,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: away from us.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: This is interesting.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, neither of us.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: So neither of you got it exactly right, but each
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: of you, each of you has one correct So I
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: blocked the CDC hell fire the raccoon toilet thing because
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, like I could not handle like the the
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: the just like, if you need excuse to get a flamethrower,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: here you go. But otherwise, like, I'm not hunting down
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: raccoon toilet. I'm just gonna stay indoors. The raccoon's don't
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: poop in my house.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Just stop like touching the raccoon. Fine.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I liked the cat making the trek home as much
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: as I hate the name and hate the parents, like
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: that that cat is awesome and badass for for for
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: making that track. And I always enjoy, you know, animals
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: successfully finding their way home stories, no matter how really,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: even if they just lost for like a couple of
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: days nearby their hometown. We've had friends to add that here,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: you know. Even so, so it's always nice to when
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: they get reunited. And I shared the the the slap
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: fighting story because it's just so much fun to make
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: fun of. It's so much fun to make fun of
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: this story. Like, honestly, I'm just gonna keep doing it
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: if I go on. So never mind and so so
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Stevie got my share and OI got my like. But
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: in case of a tie, it goes to whoever gets
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: my share, correct, So Stevie has won this and gets
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: one point.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm on the board, bitches.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in case of a tie, it is share
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: like and then block in that order. So well done and.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Technicality on.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: One point to Stevie. It's it's an early lead. We'll
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: see if it holds up. Game two is gonna be
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: coming up after this break, and it is worth two
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: points coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: two is gonna be tenfoil hat. Yes, I haven't done
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  Speaker 2: this in a while. Our players are each going to
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: pitch me a conspiracy theory linking three seemingly unconnected things.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Whichever one of the two of them leaves me a
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: crazier conspiracy theory without losing me. That is an important
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: caveat so difficult. You can you can be crazy up
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: to a certain point, but you cannot go over the line.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: To make me go, oh, come on now, so just
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: just be careful. You want to be as crazy as
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: you can, but you got to you gotta keep it
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: dialed in somewhat, so we'll see how that goes. Uh.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Here are the three things that you have to link.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: First of all are the current P Diddy allegations. For
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: those who don't know, he's currently uh currently under arrest
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: uh and being investigated on charges of.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: What did did he do?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Hold massive sex parties traffic awarding seven and eighty three dildos?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I mean that's not.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Sex.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Toys is not illegal.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: What do you do to other people?
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: With that you can have as many anyway.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the P Diddy allegations, the serial Cookie Crisp, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the nineteen ninety one wide right Buffalo Bill's Super Bowl loss.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Talk about right wide right, like every choice. I was like,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: what the fuck am I supposed to?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Okay? Right, all right, Ogi, you lost the last game,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: so you have the choice. Do you want to go
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: first or do you want to make Stevie go first?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I can go first, all right, cool, I'll just to
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: kind of get it out.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Of the way. When you're ready, tell me a conspiracy theory.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, so do you believe in curses?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I believe that the Bills losing the Super
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Bowl is a direct curse that was placed on Diddy.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: And let me explain. So we all know cookie Crisp.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It was originally made by a company called rail Star Parina.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: If Parina sounds familiar, it's because it's the same company
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: that makes your cat and dog food. At the time,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: they had a lot of labor and an unpaid labor.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Diddy was an intern early on in his career, an
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: intern at Pirina.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, god, okay.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Around the time of the Super Bowl, Parina was going
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: to have a sponsor with the Bills if they win
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl, and it came close. It was like
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: nineteen to twenty against the Giants. However, we all know
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: that big forty seven yard kick that went too far
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: right wide and they lost. But they weren't the only
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: ones who lost. Not only did Purina lose their chance
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: at a sponsorship with Bills, but did he lost money
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: on betting that the Bills would win.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: So uh.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Later on down the line, Parina end up selling their
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: cookie Crisp recipe to General Mills. That we know now.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: And uh did he got into rapping to pay the bills.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: As you do.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: You know there's a lot of money in wrapping. I'm
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: sure there is nowadays. But yeah, and they got in
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: both of which, uh their their make went on to
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: become famous. We all know that, uh Cookie Crisp has
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Chipped the dog who was the the the partner in
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: crime with the Cookie Steeler or Cookie Thief or whatever
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: his name was. We got chased around by the copy.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Then did he went on to join a record record
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: label studio Bad Boys? I believe, I believe that it
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: was Bad Boys. However, as time goes on, it was
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: revealed that Chip had a mild addiction to cookie. Chris
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: otherwise was fine. However, did he got into a lot
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: of trouble down the line, mostly physical abuse scandals as
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: well as assault. He did go to jail a couple
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: of times, I think with this at the time girlfriend
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez, Well, Chip one day gets cut off from supply.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Around the same time, it's been revealed that Diddy has
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: been holding some pretty crazy celebrity parties at his place. Well,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: of course, did he being inviting all this famous people
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: invites Chip in to you know, join his party. It's
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: there that things really go downhill, as did he in
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: his ever, ever endless escapade to do just the most
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: horrendous shit possible as a human being could, made a
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: deal with Chip unlimited Cookie Crisps, which we know is
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: just dog food without chocolate, for unlimited Doggie style. And
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: this goes on for years, So let's just quickly cut
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: to twenty twenty three. Twenty twenty three, the Bills are
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: in a divisional round versus the Kansas City City Chiefs,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: and once again did He's got money on the line
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: that bill is going to cut through because they've been
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: doing so well with Alan and Digs and Singletary and.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, And what happens the exact same fucking thing, too
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: far right ride and they lose against the Kansas City
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Chiefs the exact same way they lost the Super Bowl.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Well, that loss resulted in Diddy once again needing to
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: get more money, but this time the people he couldn't
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: pay off started going forward with their allegations against him
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: for sex trafficking and all sorts of other horror and
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: his shit, and Chip goes to rehab.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Good for Chip, Yeah, yeah.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Very good for Chip and even better, here's the better part.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Did he lost his docuseries with Hulu because at one
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: point he had a fourteen day free trial of Disney
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Plus And in the terms of service they can do
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck they want, and so they decided that uh,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: sex trafficking was maybe a little too far for them,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: but instead they gave it to Chip for his own
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: docuseries doesn't tell all of revealing the deal he had
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: made with Diddy and what P Diddy you did to uh,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: or rather how P Diddy used to ditty his pee. This,
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: of course leads to the Feds going in finding all
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: the lotion oil, the sex toys, and strangely enough, a
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: hot tub filled to the brim with warm milk and
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: cookie crisp.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Maybe that was for.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: All because he was cursed because he kept betting on
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: the Bells.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Never been on the Bills, guys.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go to the game, but never bet on them.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Yep. Anyway, Uh, I'm on to follow that all right,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: After the unlucky and miscalculated wide right field goal kick
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: by Scott Norwood of the Buffalo Bills in nineteen ninety one,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: many people were depressed in New York because even New
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yorkers don't like the Giants because they don't they suck.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: At the time, rapper promoter Shaan Comb's a huge NFL
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: fan and being in New York, decided to have a
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: concert in Harlem late nineteen ninety one. The Not So
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Puffy promoted and oversold this concert so much then nine
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: people actually died in a stampede there.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucked up, dude, like I read, Oh, it's
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: fucked up. It's so wrong since them Combs has been penal.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Weight stop what this is real? Yeah?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Look it up. Nineteen ninety one, December, Harlem. Holy shit, yep.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: We did do research yeah for this.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I mean I you know, I genuinely was like, okay,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: this is part of the kid right now. And then
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, wait what, No, he's being serious about this.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck finding out which one of my stuff
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: is real. I'll be surprised how much is.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, I might have to take these conspiracy theories serious.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: You're right, Oh yeah, so if you want to look
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: into it, people, you can, but it's fucked up. I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: because there's a kid too, and I didn't want to
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: get into that ship.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Did he? They they call it Diddy's Deadly Stampede.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucked up, its fucked up nine yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: don't even That's what I'm saying. Don't make you depressed,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: motherfucker trying to stop you stop reading the words. It's
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: fucked up.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: What did did he do?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: This is what did he do?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot. I'm going to continue so you
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: can stop looking at that ship.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Christ Yeah, alright, Stevie, go ahead continue.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, but since then it comes to been peddling his
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: back room deals and sadly drugging and assaulting people. Not
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: get into detailing that ship either. But up till now
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: he was never accused. You want to know why why
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: he had accomplices? What one hundred percent the Cookie Crook
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: and his sidekick, Chip the dog Cookie Crook. Because of
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the brave people that actually did come forth to testif
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: and because of the genius detective work of the Cookie
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Cop himself, Officer Crumb. Now the Diddler's crimes can be
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: properly appointed and judged.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Ah Man, The ending was so good, wow, mostly because
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: you remember the name of the two other characters.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: This is this is tough Man. I you know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Again, it's the whole situation. Fu. I mean, yeah, the
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: whole thing is fucked because half of our nothing else,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: half of our conspiracy theory.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: But actually tucking me true Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's the hard.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: That's the scary part.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I have to give this to Augie. I think, yeah, really, Oh,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: he had more structure, He had more. There was interweaving,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: like a chip's fortunes increase and then they declined. There
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: was a rise and fall of Diddy too as well.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So there was there was, there was, there's a bit more.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: There was a bit more up, up and down to it,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: like yours was excellent, don't Yeah, that was very good.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't let you read that article.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: That was very good.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: No, it helped help.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Knowing that it was help.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Knowing that it was real was like holy ship, they're
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: they're like, I had to take you seriously now, And
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: it was so good. His was just a little bit
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: more involved. There was more to it, That's all there is. Otherwise,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: like that was a excellent yes.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: And like, all right, I'm finally catching up to where
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: A is with this conspiracy.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: You've both gotten very if you look through it. I
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: weaved through like arrows literally arrows pointing to every little.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Guy like a doss where the connect.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Is all the connecting lines. This is what he does,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: covered in red string.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: And then I weaved every section and it's a little
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: bit of fiction, a little bit of it's wild.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: So very good. So wins this game and gets two points.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Very nice, fuck yeas, but it was very close.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we're going.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: To resolve this. We did all you's got to lead
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: by one point. We will have a winner. There will
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: be no tie. Game three is worth three points and
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: we're gonna play it right after this.
• 37:23
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• 38:55
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  Speaker 1: It to have food trucks, there's music, they got a
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  Speaker 1: charts on good Pods again, so we got some emails. Yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: last few weeks we've been number one in games again
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: on uh on Good Pods.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: We've been number one podcast of the week. Heck yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: top one hundred indie games weekly. I mean that's that's
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: technically true. We don't don't technically talk about indie video
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: games or any games. But it is a games podcast
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: and we are independent, so that I think that's I.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Think that's I think that's why we That's that's pretty
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: much it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: But hell yeah it's pretty hot and I'm happy to
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: be number one anything. But that's that's super cool man.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Heck yeah, and oh it looks like our Insta is
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: getting some love.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: We're starting. Yeah, we started posting stuff to Instagram recently
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: and I actually joined Instagram to myself. So I'm on
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: there is Midnight Smoke bf Y t W, so you
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: could probably find me. I only got like two things
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: up right now.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: So it's a picture Facebook.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so take picture, write notes, hit next.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. That's my problem with Instagram is I don't
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: do a lot of pictures.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I do a lot of pictures, which is great, but
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I just have nothing to say.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all my stuff is like writing, Like I can't
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: really do that Insta.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I got it. I'll take a picture and you write
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: about it, okay, all you will post it, okay.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: With your feet, just like I post everything else on Instagram.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Anyone who follows me on Instagram knows I haven't posted
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: anything segregated the count except.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Feet. Just to make sure you get into wiki feet
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: what happened?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Wait am I there now?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like five thousand hits on I.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Don't want to look to find out.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine anyone cares that much, but if they do,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: that's awesome. When I hope he is there, I hope
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: it's froll.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: The people who love those hobbits man like some Harry
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: like freaking.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: My problem is I still had shoes on. Maybe I
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: gotta take the shoes off.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Is that? Is that? Everything?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: That's right now?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: So?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please remember to get in your voicemails, emails. Oh wait,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: wait I was wrong? Oh is there something else?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: There was something else I forgot? This came from uh oh.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: We posted the video of the Jerkfest episode to YouTube.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, I totally forgot. Yeah I did that last week,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I think. Okay, so I don't if you can just
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: read that.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Or yes I can. It's from Jeffrey Schuster and it
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: says you might get a lot more hits on this
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: video than usual, given how many people are trawling the
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: internet for stuff about Dinny these days. Yeah, we had
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: our own jerk Fest.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well after he did all of his oursensual though.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, sex trafficking involved still same out of loob.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Strangely enough, I.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Had everybody sign a waiver. Yep, okay, so I think
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: that's it right, Yes, that's all right, So thank you
• 42:50
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• 42:53
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• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, to be fair, you might have
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: made us sign a waiver, but Magnus got fund under
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: us sign his waiver.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll sign it every time.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I don't care his waivers is penis so uh a
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: lot of tow pod dot com. Go to the contact
• 43:11
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• 43:15
  Speaker 2: a fy tw podcast at gmail dot com. Uh. And
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: if we like it, we'll read it on the show.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: And if or we might just play it site unseen
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: or unheard, we literally won't listen to it. We'll just
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: play it and see what happened. So literally, anything you
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: want to say could theoretically get one up on the show.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: But we do hold the the editing powers, so we
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: can take it out if we don't like it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: True, I'll do it. I don't think I want to
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: put it there.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna get back to the games and
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: back to the show. Hey man, welcome back. It's time
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: for game three. Game three is gonna be the cost
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: is all right? Well?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: This is it?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: All right? Or as per usual, I've got three items here,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: and all our players have to do is tell me
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: what the final auction price was for all of these
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: items on eBay. Whichever player wins the listing gets that
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: listing is closest without going over gains that listing. The
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: first player to three two listings wins, So this really
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: is winner take all. Whoever gets this wins the entire episode. Awesome,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: And all three of these are related to the Buffalo bills.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, can we just just do a slap
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: fight instead? Let's do this?
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: No, you are both smarter than that.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: For now, wait until.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I know the sheer amount of weed you have consumed
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: may have caused some brain damage.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Among other things.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: There is a line anyway, are you gentlemen ready? Yes, sir, okay, Stevie.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: You'll have the choice of who bids first on this item.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Our first item I for bids is this beautiful new
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: oh v oh Buffalo Bill's Varsity jacket A size large.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: This fabulous jacket is made from wool and leather with
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: rib knitted collar and cuffs. And this listing can be
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: yours if the cost is correct. Now, Steve, you have
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: the choice. You want to bid first or make Augie
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: bid first.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Um, I'm gonna make Augie bid first. I do have
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: a question. Is this is that signed by anybody?
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Nope? Okay, gool cool, Augie, you're up first, six hundred,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: uh Stevie real?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Did say what year it was from?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Uh? No, interestingly?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's so it could be anything. That's
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: what sucks. I'll go eight hundred.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: OGGI twelve hundred final bids.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I want to say nine. I'm not. I'm gonna
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: go twelve twenty, twelve twenty, Augie.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Twelve sixty.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, twelve twenty and twelve sixty are the final bids.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: The actual final auction price of this beautiful, brand new
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Buffalo Bill's Varsity jacket is fifteen one hundred dollars. Augie
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: wins the first listing.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good job, Loggie, give you that one.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I knew it was gonna be up there. I didn't
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: think it was gonna be that I was gonna get
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: like a unsigned and undated.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I could like look into a tote and
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: sell somebody one of these bitches.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: First.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: It's a difference between the selling the varsity.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I can't see what was special about this
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: jacket either. Like I went on, I just searched for
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: the jacket by name, and I found it for like
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: one hundred bucks one hundred and thirty. I was like,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: this one sold for fifteen hundred, and I have no
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: idea why.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: So I had to have been owned by.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: There was nothing in the info box to indicate that
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: it was like signed, or it had been owned by
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: someone famous or any of that. I don't know. It's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: like just a scheme to raise prices or some ship.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I have no idea that's what it went for. Speaking
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: of expensive items on eBay or second item up for
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: bids is this protective helmet. The Buffalo Bill's Riddell Speed
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Flex Helmet GG edition was released in limited quantities and
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: features a white body with the logo on both sides,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: scarlet face mask, and a shock zero G plus satiphire visor.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct,
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: and Stevie, you will bid first this time.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Helmets are expensive. I'm gonna start at eight hundred.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna call for final right away.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Really, how the fuck is that?
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: No call for final bids right?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Making sense?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: You can bid whatever you want.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I'll do six.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: It goes lower, So Stevie, you can you've lost a
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: bit higher than your if you're saying it that way,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: So you're gonna stay at eight hundred.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how's the jacket were in this fucking helmet?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: It might not be the actual final auction price of
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: this honestly gorgeous helmet. It's nine hundred and thirty five dollars.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Stevie takes the listing.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, but still that's ridiculous. Well done, thank you, But
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the helmet should be worth more than that. What like
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you're saying all the ship on his helmet. I'm like,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Yeah, yeah, okay, there's like three hundred dollars.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I was like looking at the picture
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: of it, I'm like, it is gorgeous.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I don't understand everywhere can wear helmets in the store,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can. You just look like a fool.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: It's all all right, So this is it. You've each
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: won one listing apiece. Whoever wins this last listing wins
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: the entire game and the entire episode.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, our final.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: It him up for bids. Is this authentic Josh Allen
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Buffalo Bill's Nike Vapor Fuse Elite jersey branded with Allen's
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: name and the number seventeen. This size forty eight extra
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: large jersey is sure to make you a hit at
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: the next Bill's watch party, and this listing can be
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: yours if the cost is correct. Augie will start the.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Bids unless they charge for every letter in that fucking title.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking five point fifty.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I'll call for final bids right now. Six hundred.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Six thirty.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: All right, you've both gone over.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I was hoping that would happen. Now gives us a second.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Bid under five fifty, and you get one bid each
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: starting with Stevie.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I gotta start.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, AUGI had last bid, so you get next ogie,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: So you're gonna do How is this right? You can
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: bid anything at this? Okay? Two ninety nine bids, four
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: ninety nine bits Stevie. The actual final auction price of
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: this jersey it's five hundred dollars. Stevie wins the listing
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: he has, he has won the game, and he has
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: won the episode four points to two.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, there goes my hat trick.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Graduate you a hat trick too, I had it all
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: plan Maybe next time.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, but well done.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty dollars over go.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Figure all the goods just don't go for as much.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: They have to win a super Bowl at least once.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If they do, then yeah, everything stuff.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Is literally everything will skyrocket.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not for sure.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: They might have like one of the bigger I don't
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: know if the biggest turnout in terms of like fans goes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: But like they're everywhere.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's just in terms of their merchandise, they
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: just don't make enough.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody gets out of Buffalo, so the fans
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: actually scattered. I'm not kidding either. You go to any
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: other states almost every stay awesome.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Well hell yeah, thanks to both our players for playing
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: an excellent game. Congratulation to TV for winning. But that
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: is going to be it from us. You can follow
• 51:30
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• 51:32
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• 51:35
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• 52:38
  Speaker 2: and I think that is going to be it from us.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Why I say, guys, fuck you that why.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: That was terrible.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Shit, fucking terrify my right.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Because fuck it, I'm out of this. I'm out yo.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: Oh god, oh fucking