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THE DISCLAIMER: Winding Up To Sunday · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or
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  Speaker 1: Raw Doggett, four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, g'day fellas. Hello. Yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Friday. Fucking hell good's Friday, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is good.
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  Speaker 4: I like a Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Do you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 2: Why's that?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want a Thursday?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sweet. It's Friday tomorrow. Yes. Yeah, yeah, good, good.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty much everyone does it.
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  Speaker 3: I used to more now, like I don't do it
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  Speaker 3: as often anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Because you love it so much.
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  Speaker 3: Because I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Every day is great.
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  Speaker 3: Because the big show is great. So I'm like, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's Monday tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, oh, gee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas, Jase, I'm sure you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, super sigh. Yeah. We were just.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about celebrity events, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: We were.
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  Speaker 3: I went to a golf one today, right?
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  Speaker 2: Very nice.
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  Speaker 3: Hosted by these two lovely ladies. I think Chemist Warehouse
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  Speaker 3: was putting it on. It was at a driving range.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't realize it was such a who's who
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  Speaker 3: type situation. And my mate invited me down there because
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  Speaker 3: he was on the list, not me.
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  Speaker 2: Were you his plus one, were you?
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  Speaker 3: I was his plus one, because he's been my plus
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  Speaker 3: one to a few things. And then I got there,
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  Speaker 3: and it's literally just a who's who of media people.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's lovely, but I hate those situations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's you top to bottom. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's got Keezy written all over it.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't, though.
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  Speaker 2: Selfie, selfie, selfie, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Chitty chat, chitty chat, network, network.
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  Speaker 4: I'm available.
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  Speaker 2: I'm available. King, king, king. Not really. Would you hand
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  Speaker 2: me on coast? I'd like to do.
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  Speaker 1: The night show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be keen to go on coast. Yeah, looking
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  Speaker 2: to move.
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  Speaker 4: So, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%.
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  Speaker 3: I'm available.
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  Speaker 2: Anything for me in Christchurch. I wish.
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  Speaker 4: I'm exactly the same. I hate them. I was telling
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  Speaker 4: Keezy about an absolute shocker that I went to, which
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  Speaker 4: I will not repeat. Because of what was said at
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  Speaker 4: this particular... That gross?
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  Speaker 2: It was just gross.
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  Speaker 3: But there are people that thrive.
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  Speaker 2: Was it sexual? Yes, it was. I bet it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 3: Was it you that said it?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Jase doesn't say sexual stuff, eh?
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  Speaker 4: No, not that I'm aware of.
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  Speaker 5: Ever?
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  Speaker 2: Unless I'm horny. Boom, there it is. Filth.
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  Speaker 3: But how do you operate in those situations, Moggy?
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  Speaker 2: But I don't like any of it.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: It's not restricted to that. Agreed. I'm the same.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like when you're standing around.
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  Speaker 2: Anywhere I have to talk to people.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, there's old mate. Oh, there's, of course,
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  Speaker 3: he's here.
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  Speaker 2: She's here. I haven't been to many of those.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I didn't realize what it was. It was
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  Speaker 3: great because I got a goody bag, got to hit
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  Speaker 3: some balls, got a chicken burger. Chatted to some nice
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  Speaker 3: fellas from a few other radio stations.
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  Speaker 4: You and your chicken burgers.
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  Speaker 2: Who did you talk to?
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  Speaker 3: Spoke to.
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  Speaker 2: Rog.
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  Speaker 3: Rog from The Rock.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. He does breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: A long time, yeah. Nice fella, actually. I had never
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  Speaker 3: really fully spoken to him.
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  Speaker 2: Did he know who you were? Yeah. Did he?
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
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  Speaker 4: Were you like.
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  Speaker 3: He was asking about you, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: So with regards to.
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  Speaker 3: I was like... In a room with the old.
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  Speaker 2: Because old....
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  Speaker 4: Imagine if that's what I did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dear. But it was just.
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  Speaker 3: Nice chatting to him about, I don't know, because he's
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  Speaker 3: been on radio for fucking ages.
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  Speaker 2: He is. Yes, he is. He's younger than Jase. He is.
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  Speaker 2: Is he? He is. He's 38. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: He's three years older than me.
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  Speaker 2: And has had an equally hard life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The Horaki B Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, g'day, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Look, if you want the chance to win all our
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  Speaker 5: on-air competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation,
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  Speaker 5: tune in to the Hauraki Big Show, four to seven
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  Speaker 5: weekdays on Radio Hauraki and iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 3: The Hauraki Big Show podcast. No, yeah, but it was,
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  Speaker 3: but I just, you know, it's just.
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  Speaker 2: That's all right, no, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I tend to bail those very quickly if I find
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  Speaker 4: myself in them. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: But I took home a goodie bag that was remarkably
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  Speaker 3: stuffed full of stuff. So I was like, I'll stay.
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  Speaker 2: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, like, you know, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Fridge magnets and shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: That was like vitamins and I think I got a
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  Speaker 3: new toothbrush.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Electric toothbrush, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got an invite for that thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like cologne.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, some good shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 3: And so I was like, oh, okay. So I had
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  Speaker 3: the photo with the products and did all the shit
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  Speaker 3: you're supposed to do at those events and then had
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  Speaker 3: a few balls and had a bit of a shitty chat.
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  Speaker 4: Did you shank it?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking you know what it was so they're like oh
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  Speaker 3: we're going to have our longest drive competition Martin Guptill
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  Speaker 3: won it last year he's here again this year and
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  Speaker 3: we're like cool so no one's going to win that
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  Speaker 3: yeah cool and then he stepped up with the shittest
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  Speaker 3: golf club I've ever seen and hit it like 280
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  Speaker 3: metres and I was like cool.
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  Speaker 6: My team that's great O'Keezy from the big.
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  Speaker 2: Show the big show on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah boom yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Nice I had some people over for dinner last night
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  Speaker 6: well family Zar's cousin Zah's sister Zah's sister's boyfriend and
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  Speaker 6: then Zah's brother's there anyway.
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  Speaker 3: You see yeah what's the sister's boyfriend.
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  Speaker 6: Dermot Dermot yeah good man yeah man backbone bad man
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  Speaker 6: yeah nice backbone so he's here for his brother's wedding
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  Speaker 6: but the cousin he had a packet of darts there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no no no no.
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  Speaker 6: Didn't have any oh good unbelievable that's great what a
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  Speaker 6: hero did you did you think about.
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  Speaker 2: It of course You always think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Did he offer you?
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  Speaker 4: If they're there.
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  Speaker 6: He brought them in. He put them on the table,
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  Speaker 6: which was a big fucking. And then I was just thinking,
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  Speaker 6: even while I'm smoking that, I'm not going to be
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  Speaker 6: enjoying it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going to regret it while I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're not pissed?
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I wasn't pissed, but I had a wine
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  Speaker 2: in my hand. Yeah. But just like, no, because I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do it anymore. Fucking amazing, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Was so triggered that time by Pugsan when he had those.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's an asshole.
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  Speaker 4: When he had those mini Vietnam ciggies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That just triggered me so hard. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: See, I will say.
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  Speaker 4: He's got another pack.
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  Speaker 3: Genuinely, from someone who doesn't smoke, I find it bad
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  Speaker 3: whenever someone does what he just did and shows people
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  Speaker 3: who used to smoke that they've got smokes. Like Beck
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  Speaker 3: does it all the time. Dilly does it all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Beck's a shocker, actually.
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  Speaker 4: Beck's a shocker.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And as someone who doesn't smoke, who doesn't want my
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  Speaker 3: friends to smoke, I find it. Yeah, but that's pole, though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. You shouldn't smoke with your lungs, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. Because of my lungs.
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  Speaker 3: He smokes with his big lips. I don't smoke in
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  Speaker 3: case my asthma flares up. But I find that very like, well,
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  Speaker 3: don't do that. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Do it, man.
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  Speaker 4: But I also, you know, I occasionally get triggered walking
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  Speaker 4: back home and I'll get a waft of tobacco or
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  Speaker 4: whatever and I go, oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I was just saying yesterday to my brother there, like,
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  Speaker 6: don't you just, I just wish I knew what the
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  Speaker 6: repercussions would be because some people get through fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, I see what you mean, the future. Yeah, the future.
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  Speaker 6: If I could see the future, that's how I would,
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  Speaker 6: if I could see one thing in the future, I
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  Speaker 6: would look at that.
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  Speaker 2: So, because I don't smoke very much at all. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not 10 a day, I'm not a packet a day,
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  Speaker 6: I take six months off, whatever it might be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just don't see. Surely I'm fine.
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  Speaker 4: Like my granddad, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Started at eight. Yeah, granddad Mogi. Started at eight. Old
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  Speaker 2: granddad Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: And smoked all the way through, black and whites they
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  Speaker 4: were called, to the age of 94. And then the
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  Speaker 4: doctor said to him– I've told you this story, but
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  Speaker 4: it's true. The doctor said to him– That's enough with
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  Speaker 4: the smoking probably now, Brum.
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  Speaker 2: And he went, all right. Righto. I made a good run.
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  Speaker 4: No issue at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it's just like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: 86 years, it was a good run. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, that is a long time. If I could,
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  Speaker 3: this could be a good topic. If you could look
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  Speaker 3: in the future and see one thing, what would it be?
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  Speaker 3: Mine would be, like, who's going to win the blah.
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  Speaker 2: Blah, blah?
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  Speaker 4: So you can put, like, a million dollars on it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, in five years' time, who's going to win
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  Speaker 3: this so that I can spend all of my life
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  Speaker 3: up till then saving, saving, saving to put it all
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  Speaker 3: on there?
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  Speaker 5: No, I.
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  Speaker 4: Melbourne Cup or some shit. I don't want to know
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  Speaker 4: anything about the future.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Because I know something.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you what's going to happen on Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to get a three.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi has been piling the pressure on all this time.
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  Speaker 2: It's because he's done now. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: But like I was saying to my wife and to
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  Speaker 4: you guys, if it's a total disaster, then that's great too.
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  Speaker 2: Sure. Well, of course it won't be. It's just funny
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I'll be honest with you. There's some real potential
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  Speaker 4: for disaster.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's sort of, I don't know. What's the ceiling
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  Speaker 2: on it? Roast spuds and a couple of beans.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty hard to fuck that up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm having.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of beans. A couple of beans.
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  Speaker 4: Some beans, but I might shave a walnut on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We had beans last night with the pine nuts there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And some, is it za'atar? Is that the name
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  Speaker 2: of that bastard? Za'atar potatoes? Fuck, it was good eating.
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  Speaker 2: And lamb, two and a half kilos of roast salmon.
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  Speaker 2: I normally don't like a lamb, Keezy. Fuck, it was good.
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  Speaker 3: If you get a good lamb, man, it's fucking hell.
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  Speaker 2: Use a good lamb.
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  Speaker 4: We talked to our daughter, who's a real foodie, and
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  Speaker 4: she said, okay, hit.
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  Speaker 2: Me with it.
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  Speaker 3: She said, boom, roast and some spuds.
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  Speaker 4: And then we told her, and she went, okay, yeah, good.
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  Speaker 4: And then she said, I'm intrigued by the entree. I'm
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  Speaker 4: intrigued by that. And then we explained it, and she went, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Sounds yum. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But when you say what it is, people, I think
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  Speaker 4: the reaction's going to be.
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  Speaker 3: You're giving us your menu today, aren't you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, today's the day.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon we do that at the start of the show. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it already is in there. I can just see. Look
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  Speaker 3: at the planner there. Fuck, I'm getting fizzed up. It's
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  Speaker 3: only three days away. We'll be at Horty J's, man.
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  Speaker 2: Well, technically it's two sleeps.
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  Speaker 3: Two sleeps away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Having an absolute six of a time.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely just in peace. Just hung over as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll be back on the pass.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'll be up all night watching the rugby and
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  Speaker 2: getting maggoted. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's all G, man.
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  Speaker 3: Should we all meet at Pug's on Sunday and preload.
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  Speaker 4: For Horty J? Well, you could because here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Old Pug's son's going to be in my father-in-law's house
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  Speaker 4: That's a bloody beautiful joint.
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  Speaker 3: House sitting again, is he?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. He's in high demand, old pug, son.
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  Speaker 4: And rightly so.
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  Speaker 3: He's a stallion.
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  Speaker 4: He's a massive stallion.
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  Speaker 3: How long's your father-in-law away for?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to give the details. Pugs is giving
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  Speaker 2: me a bit of an evil eye.
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  Speaker 4: About a month, I think.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: And his place is a very nice joint.
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  Speaker 3: If I haven't found a house and we have to
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  Speaker 3: move out of our house, I'll just move into your
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  Speaker 3: father-in-law's place, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs would love that because you guys are getting on
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  Speaker 4: so well.
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  Speaker 3: And Pugs will be gone by then. This is in
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  Speaker 3: like a few months' time.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they do have a very large downstairs living area.
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  Speaker 3: Your father-in-law has a large downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go and have one of Pug's Vietnamese ciggies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Big Show. Full seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: Ready or not, here we go.